May 22, 2017 • 15 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
represents morning show? All right, coming off of the weekend.
It's raining in New York right now on a Monday
when we record this, So everybody's in that like blah,
let's go home and watch Netflix kind of yes. Let
(00:24):
me tell you. When the alarm went off this morning,
I'm like, no, it's so rainy and cold. I want
to stay in the bed. It was the worst. You know,
you all felt that same way. You give us fifteen
minutes you could do that, and thank you. I'm ready,
let's go. I had two alarm clocks and my phone
double alarms. That's four and the phone is five five alarms.
I snoozed all five of them at least three times.
(00:46):
Oh my gosh, what is your family? Did you wake
them up with all these alarm My wife is not happy,
but she sleeps through it because it's so early in
the morning. You'll be happy if you gave you some
good loving. I don't know what that iss. Try. He
tried every woman that every wife that is unhappy. It's honestly,
because there's no happiness in the bedroom. That's where the
(01:07):
happiness start. It is, it's the happiness for every single
monthing in the bedroom right now? Are you happy with
your sex life with t? What would she say? You
can't ask her? Are you happy with a sex life
that has nothing? It's it's are you happy? And then
she would say on certain levels, I am. But a
woman or you or the husband is not fulfilled, completely
(01:29):
happy there. I do not think that she is. No,
I just don't think that that's where our you know,
we were not. We're not in her sexual appetite bigger
than yours. No, I just don't think that we are.
What I'm trying to say is that people are happy
because the happiness will start in that bedroom. If you
(01:52):
and her are really clicking and it's happening regularly and
you're both really enjoying it, your lives will be a
lot more happy. You're talking about doing it and not
like getting a good night's sleeping. No talking mystery comes right.
If you say that she's not happy, then we are
not doing it enough, and we're not focusing on nor
(02:14):
or or or have we gone to the point where
in the bedroom is not entertaining enough for either of
us because we've been together. Listen, I'm just saying, Dan,
yell you available this weekend to go over there. I'm
just saying that marriages have so much going on when
it comes to like you know, kids and bills and
(02:34):
this and that and years of yelling at each other
blah blah blah blah that that it has to start
in the bedroom. And if you guys are happy in
the bedroom, then the rest of your life and your
family will be happy. Because every time I say to you, bla,
did you get something? You just look at me. You're like,
we have really, Danielle, right, you would be much happy
(02:57):
really as bad as you say, or do you say
that to get a joke right now? Fucking al Bundy
over here. I'm none of us in this room were stupid.
(03:22):
We women know exactly what they like, they just don't
say it. They're very nice about it. Like Daniello is
not gonna like let down that that inner wall and
completely go this is what I like doing in this
not to you people exactly. Then I save that from
my own room exactly. And she's not. She's why. There's
(03:42):
nothing wrong with that. But what I'm saying is Danielle
is right, She's right, But no, we all know what
men like. Men like you know all day long, and
that's not we can't even see what he's doing. Everybody
can figure it out. It's not going to happen all
day long, right, So if men and women would just
(04:04):
fix it in the bedroom, then the rest of their
lives couldn't. I don't think that. I don't think that's true.
I'm not saying Listen, I'm not saying every day like that.
I'm saying that if you were both active in the
bedroom on a regular basis, meaning like you know, I
don't know, three times a week, whatever one's like that,
(04:24):
you'd be happier in your life. Let's turn to the
single guytive, what's going on? Wait? You were with Robin?
Do you do it all weekend? How many times do
you do it in a three day weekend? Each other
Sunday mornings? Other times you do Sunday morning and that
day usually. I mean we're spending an extended weekend together.
(04:45):
Then you don't know when you come home at night
from something. No, I'm I'm so fucking like a married
We talked about it. We can figure out. I'm like,
I'm like, yeah, but how often does Robin come for
the weekend or two days out? Of the weekend and
nothing happens, that happens, and you put it back in
the center. No, but you feel like a wasted weekend. No,
(05:10):
I don't. I don't feel like it wasted weekend it all, No,
because I have more than that to my relationship, the
companionship there there's uh, we enjoy each other's company. We have.
That's the same thing. That sounds like a marriage. Sounds
like you're running out of things to say you enjoy
besides sex. No, that's not sure. That that that What
was the last movie? You guys went to say? What
was what was the last movie? Doesn't do movies. I
(05:30):
don't hate movies because they're bed bugs in movie theater.
I went to a movie scary and would be bed
bugs in a chair? Are you crazy? I went to
a movie with scary Wants once and all he did
was talk for the two hours I went with him,
and he pretended he was scarce. He could touch me. Yeah, scary.
You remember when we went to see that scary movie
(05:51):
together and I was sitting there and I touched you
and you were kept like inching your hand more to
and I was like, scary, disrespect you, Sheldon, like you
looked at me on the neck one that I was married.
Why are you winking I'm not. That's ridiculous. You did
You don't remember I was trying. I was not trying
(06:11):
to put the moves on my sister. Whatever. Y no, no,
but it's true, though. I I what we're gonna say, Garrett.
But you know what I learned this weekend. I thought
I was taking a shower in the right way. I face,
I faced my back to the water. What yeah, when
I get in the shower, so I'm not drowning myself
(06:33):
every day? Is this? It's not because it's coming from
a website was on social MEDIAO Gadda from Impractical Jokers
was on social media this weekend. Maybe if he's wear
the same website. He was having the same debate about
whether you shower right, same debate ahead whether you shower
facing the shower water or away from the shower water.
(06:56):
I shower my back towards the water. Do there's like
a spot? And I wanted to be what do you do?
I keep my back to my back to my back
to the water so I'm not drowning. And plus I've
seen plenty of movies growing up where where the axe
murderer or someone would come into the shower. And yes,
I have a little bit of a phobia thinking someone
(07:17):
would come in and kill me. You know what else
I do. I really make my shower incredible for myself,
so my you know, the nozzle comes off, you know,
so you know I can. I will lean up against
the wall by myself and I'll take it and put
it all over my privates and let the water right
against there. And then I closed my eyes and relax.
And it really like I can turn myself on just
(07:40):
by doing that enough, and then I can because I
really have learned my body that well, don't you're getting
a shower head. No, I am very in tune in
my body time with yourself. You try taking off the
(08:01):
head of the of your shower right and your privates,
your private starting let's start tingling like crazy, and it
just feels so nice. It will absolutely like regenerate, regenerate
when you are Yeah, Deltas. It's not a sponsor. But
did you know people don't they thought they were taking
showers properly. I started reading up all over the internet
(08:24):
that people thought that having taking the shower one way
was the only way to take a shower right, because
you're always alone when you're taking it, so you don't
ask anyone else's a pin. You just assume everyone else
is doing the same. Like they have the water facing
in in my face, I need to like have the water,
but then to wash your hair, you turn around. That
I do. But did you ever think that people take
a shower the other way around the whole time? Like
(08:45):
not one time? Do you turn around? Privates take the
shower head off again? No, wait a minute, I shower
facing the water. But when I want to clean my back,
I turn around to be capable of turning around the
middle of However, the default position is the one that
Garrett's talking. But you go eight twenty, you go eighty
(09:08):
the right way, whatever way you like, and then you
turn around, wash out the poll right. But he's trying
to say that he's facing away from it, which he said,
take a couple of water. Do you drop the soap
and bend over? And then you got the sideways Sometimes
I take I don't want to hear it. I don't
want to hear you stop. Oh my god, this is
(09:30):
another Chris saying, you guys clean with a loofa sponge.
Bacteria and germs. What it's like today. It's scary, very germophobic.
I am when it comes to the first right, and
try to really clean your inside of your butt with
the loofa. It gets so much out of there. Three
(09:52):
days with a loofah up in there and put it
in her face. Just I'm telling you this is a
true thing. I'm not doing. I'm not sure to tell you,
and I'm not going to take it down the road.
I'm just say if you lose a loofa and you
use it in the butt and the rear right, what
is I'm not going to take it down the road.
I'm not gonna use And then he talks about and
(10:14):
I guarantee you guys, within three days you're gonna go
and all up in there is so smooth because as
as your body, Yeah, you lufa, you ask that's correct? Inside.
I don't think that's I don't think it tells the
last time you got a new loofa, I'll tell my
(10:36):
my butt is so clean. I don't think that's I
don't think it's supposed to inside your butt. That's bad
for you. It feels so good. You have to take
a bleached bottle and just shove the bleach up. I
haven't done that. He does want to do that is
dying you totally. That's freaking a germophobe. I'm freaking out
(10:57):
right now. All I can say is one thing that
I don't as I said, no bed bugs. I don't
want bed bugs. I don't go to who was the
last person you met went to a movie theater, saw
Guardians in the Galaxy and three d Imax and came
home with bed Haven't you read the infestation reports? Stop
reading fake news? They're not like the seats are leather
now leaches, failing websites fake news. But I will say
(11:21):
one thing there's I don't. Also, I only use paper
towels in my kitchen. I don't use hand towels because
you know that's disgusting. And sponges. I don't use sponges
in the kitchen. No way, because again I asked her again,
I ask you, when was the last time you read
an article in a newspaper Someone died from this sponge?
Someone died from this coming from the man that eats
with his mouth open and spits all over elvis when
(11:43):
you're eaternestly talk about germs, I mean, you're spurting Jones
every day is scary. Wait, let's have let's show another revelation.
So scary and great to used to live together knowing
that how he cleans his butt. You guys shared a
shower because a room showers. Sheppard soaps in the first
apartment too. Yes, it was a two bedroom, two bathroom.
(12:06):
He did come. Didn't he come in your room once?
Don't put his penis in your face? I did. He
woke up in the mornings. That was his a long
cloth wake up he said, He said, this is what
I do a trish every Sunday. So what was your
reaction and what did you do to freaked out? Eventually
he spit it out. That was the snooze. Yeah, I
(12:30):
freaked out. I would have yanked it off, grab it.
He would have been okay with that. He does this
to his wife every Sunday, Mory wish only Sundays. No,
it doesn't happen like that anymore. Now it's like different.
Now going back to Brody again, I'm like, Brody, you
have to plan it, Like when did I use those?
I don't plan it in my house. It's not like
(12:52):
I don't say Sheldon you're gonna come up. Who was
there at two thirty? What are you doing? Yeah? Exactly.
Gotta like the play with her, you know, like you
want to play. You got to do that. It's wrong
with you can't like we don't like just do it?
You miss something? What do your dog? We just learned
(13:12):
that Greg t takes the Lufa sponge and lufa's the
inside of his ass crack until it's like skin is
gone at your ass crack. I think that that that
that's not healthy to do that, to put it up there.
I don't think in the direction that says do not
use in certain I'm not worried about your ass crack.
I'm worried about your actual anus. Yeah, it's clean. And
(13:36):
what I was trying to say, in the nicest way,
is that after three days of raising it in certain areas,
the dead skin comes off and it's so nice. And
I noticed this morning that when I was cleaning, I'm like, wow, Daniel,
but he has a month and a half. Though I
would wash that catch off us up. How do you
wait Trish up on Sundays? No, No, I don't do that.
(13:57):
Used to put his penis in her face? No, I
did that this this is the worst podcast. Actually, the
first topic he's actually right off all the times he
says it. Today he's right. I think the first topic
is pretty good. I think the first topic about marriages
being six more successful if they're successful in the bedroom.
(14:17):
By the way, I don't think it has to do
with marriages, has to do relationship. You can be twenty
one and being a relationship where the sex may or
may not be helpful or whatever. You don't have to
be married to have a good relationship. But you cannot
have a good relationship without a good bedroom etiquette. You can't.
You need to be getting it on in order to
have a good relations I think I think, I think generalize.
(14:41):
I think you can't have a good relationship without great sex.
Who walks around just like being like like, oh, I
just love them because of nothing. A lot of people
have relations relationship. It's fifteen minute morning show. H
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
represents morning show? All right, coming off of the weekend.
It's raining in New York right now on a Monday
when we record this, So everybody's in that like blah,
let's go home and watch Netflix kind of yes. Let
(00:24):
me tell you. When the alarm went off this morning,
I'm like, no, it's so rainy and cold. I want
to stay in the bed. It was the worst. You know,
you all felt that same way. You give us fifteen
minutes you could do that, and thank you. I'm ready,
let's go. I had two alarm clocks and my phone
double alarms. That's four and the phone is five five alarms.
I snoozed all five of them at least three times.
(00:46):
Oh my gosh, what is your family? Did you wake
them up with all these alarm My wife is not happy,
but she sleeps through it because it's so early in
the morning. You'll be happy if you gave you some
good loving. I don't know what that iss. Try. He
tried every woman that every wife that is unhappy. It's honestly,
because there's no happiness in the bedroom. That's where the
(01:07):
happiness start. It is, it's the happiness for every single
monthing in the bedroom right now? Are you happy with
your sex life with t? What would she say? You
can't ask her? Are you happy with a sex life
that has nothing? It's it's are you happy? And then
she would say on certain levels, I am. But a
woman or you or the husband is not fulfilled, completely
(01:29):
happy there. I do not think that she is. No,
I just don't think that that's where our you know,
we were not. We're not in her sexual appetite bigger
than yours. No, I just don't think that we are.
What I'm trying to say is that people are happy
because the happiness will start in that bedroom. If you
(01:52):
and her are really clicking and it's happening regularly and
you're both really enjoying it, your lives will be a
lot more happy. You're talking about doing it and not
like getting a good night's sleeping. No talking mystery comes right.
If you say that she's not happy, then we are
not doing it enough, and we're not focusing on nor
(02:14):
or or or have we gone to the point where
in the bedroom is not entertaining enough for either of
us because we've been together. Listen, I'm just saying, Dan,
yell you available this weekend to go over there. I'm
just saying that marriages have so much going on when
it comes to like you know, kids and bills and
(02:34):
this and that and years of yelling at each other
blah blah blah blah that that it has to start
in the bedroom. And if you guys are happy in
the bedroom, then the rest of your life and your
family will be happy. Because every time I say to you, bla,
did you get something? You just look at me. You're like,
we have really, Danielle, right, you would be much happy
(02:57):
really as bad as you say, or do you say
that to get a joke right now? Fucking al Bundy
over here. I'm none of us in this room were stupid.
(03:22):
We women know exactly what they like, they just don't
say it. They're very nice about it. Like Daniello is
not gonna like let down that that inner wall and
completely go this is what I like doing in this
not to you people exactly. Then I save that from
my own room exactly. And she's not. She's why. There's
(03:42):
nothing wrong with that. But what I'm saying is Danielle
is right, She's right, But no, we all know what
men like. Men like you know all day long, and
that's not we can't even see what he's doing. Everybody
can figure it out. It's not going to happen all
day long, right, So if men and women would just
(04:04):
fix it in the bedroom, then the rest of their
lives couldn't. I don't think that. I don't think that's true.
I'm not saying Listen, I'm not saying every day like that.
I'm saying that if you were both active in the
bedroom on a regular basis, meaning like you know, I
don't know, three times a week, whatever one's like that,
(04:24):
you'd be happier in your life. Let's turn to the
single guytive, what's going on? Wait? You were with Robin?
Do you do it all weekend? How many times do
you do it in a three day weekend? Each other
Sunday mornings? Other times you do Sunday morning and that
day usually. I mean we're spending an extended weekend together.
(04:45):
Then you don't know when you come home at night
from something. No, I'm I'm so fucking like a married
We talked about it. We can figure out. I'm like,
I'm like, yeah, but how often does Robin come for
the weekend or two days out? Of the weekend and
nothing happens, that happens, and you put it back in
the center. No, but you feel like a wasted weekend. No,
(05:10):
I don't. I don't feel like it wasted weekend it all, No,
because I have more than that to my relationship, the
companionship there there's uh, we enjoy each other's company. We have.
That's the same thing. That sounds like a marriage. Sounds
like you're running out of things to say you enjoy
besides sex. No, that's not sure. That that that What
was the last movie? You guys went to say? What
was what was the last movie? Doesn't do movies. I
(05:30):
don't hate movies because they're bed bugs in movie theater.
I went to a movie scary and would be bed
bugs in a chair? Are you crazy? I went to
a movie with scary Wants once and all he did
was talk for the two hours I went with him,
and he pretended he was scarce. He could touch me. Yeah, scary.
You remember when we went to see that scary movie
(05:51):
together and I was sitting there and I touched you
and you were kept like inching your hand more to
and I was like, scary, disrespect you, Sheldon, like you
looked at me on the neck one that I was married.
Why are you winking I'm not. That's ridiculous. You did
You don't remember I was trying. I was not trying
(06:11):
to put the moves on my sister. Whatever. Y no, no,
but it's true, though. I I what we're gonna say, Garrett.
But you know what I learned this weekend. I thought
I was taking a shower in the right way. I face,
I faced my back to the water. What yeah, when
I get in the shower, so I'm not drowning myself
(06:33):
every day? Is this? It's not because it's coming from
a website was on social MEDIAO Gadda from Impractical Jokers
was on social media this weekend. Maybe if he's wear
the same website. He was having the same debate about
whether you shower right, same debate ahead whether you shower
facing the shower water or away from the shower water.
(06:56):
I shower my back towards the water. Do there's like
a spot? And I wanted to be what do you do?
I keep my back to my back to my back
to the water so I'm not drowning. And plus I've
seen plenty of movies growing up where where the axe
murderer or someone would come into the shower. And yes,
I have a little bit of a phobia thinking someone
(07:17):
would come in and kill me. You know what else
I do. I really make my shower incredible for myself,
so my you know, the nozzle comes off, you know,
so you know I can. I will lean up against
the wall by myself and I'll take it and put
it all over my privates and let the water right
against there. And then I closed my eyes and relax.
And it really like I can turn myself on just
(07:40):
by doing that enough, and then I can because I
really have learned my body that well, don't you're getting
a shower head. No, I am very in tune in
my body time with yourself. You try taking off the
(08:01):
head of the of your shower right and your privates,
your private starting let's start tingling like crazy, and it
just feels so nice. It will absolutely like regenerate, regenerate
when you are Yeah, Deltas. It's not a sponsor. But
did you know people don't they thought they were taking
showers properly. I started reading up all over the internet
(08:24):
that people thought that having taking the shower one way
was the only way to take a shower right, because
you're always alone when you're taking it, so you don't
ask anyone else's a pin. You just assume everyone else
is doing the same. Like they have the water facing
in in my face, I need to like have the water,
but then to wash your hair, you turn around. That
I do. But did you ever think that people take
a shower the other way around the whole time? Like
(08:45):
not one time? Do you turn around? Privates take the
shower head off again? No, wait a minute, I shower
facing the water. But when I want to clean my back,
I turn around to be capable of turning around the
middle of However, the default position is the one that
Garrett's talking. But you go eight twenty, you go eighty
(09:08):
the right way, whatever way you like, and then you
turn around, wash out the poll right. But he's trying
to say that he's facing away from it, which he said,
take a couple of water. Do you drop the soap
and bend over? And then you got the sideways Sometimes
I take I don't want to hear it. I don't
want to hear you stop. Oh my god, this is
(09:30):
another Chris saying, you guys clean with a loofa sponge.
Bacteria and germs. What it's like today. It's scary, very germophobic.
I am when it comes to the first right, and
try to really clean your inside of your butt with
the loofa. It gets so much out of there. Three
(09:52):
days with a loofah up in there and put it
in her face. Just I'm telling you this is a
true thing. I'm not doing. I'm not sure to tell you,
and I'm not going to take it down the road.
I'm just say if you lose a loofa and you
use it in the butt and the rear right, what
is I'm not going to take it down the road.
I'm not gonna use And then he talks about and
(10:14):
I guarantee you guys, within three days you're gonna go
and all up in there is so smooth because as
as your body, Yeah, you lufa, you ask that's correct? Inside.
I don't think that's I don't think it tells the
last time you got a new loofa, I'll tell my
(10:36):
my butt is so clean. I don't think that's I
don't think it's supposed to inside your butt. That's bad
for you. It feels so good. You have to take
a bleached bottle and just shove the bleach up. I
haven't done that. He does want to do that is
dying you totally. That's freaking a germophobe. I'm freaking out
(10:57):
right now. All I can say is one thing that
I don't as I said, no bed bugs. I don't
want bed bugs. I don't go to who was the
last person you met went to a movie theater, saw
Guardians in the Galaxy and three d Imax and came
home with bed Haven't you read the infestation reports? Stop
reading fake news? They're not like the seats are leather
now leaches, failing websites fake news. But I will say
(11:21):
one thing there's I don't. Also, I only use paper
towels in my kitchen. I don't use hand towels because
you know that's disgusting. And sponges. I don't use sponges
in the kitchen. No way, because again I asked her again,
I ask you, when was the last time you read
an article in a newspaper Someone died from this sponge?
Someone died from this coming from the man that eats
with his mouth open and spits all over elvis when
(11:43):
you're eaternestly talk about germs, I mean, you're spurting Jones
every day is scary. Wait, let's have let's show another revelation.
So scary and great to used to live together knowing
that how he cleans his butt. You guys shared a
shower because a room showers. Sheppard soaps in the first
apartment too. Yes, it was a two bedroom, two bathroom.
(12:06):
He did come. Didn't he come in your room once?
Don't put his penis in your face? I did. He
woke up in the mornings. That was his a long
cloth wake up he said, He said, this is what
I do a trish every Sunday. So what was your
reaction and what did you do to freaked out? Eventually
he spit it out. That was the snooze. Yeah, I
(12:30):
freaked out. I would have yanked it off, grab it.
He would have been okay with that. He does this
to his wife every Sunday, Mory wish only Sundays. No,
it doesn't happen like that anymore. Now it's like different.
Now going back to Brody again, I'm like, Brody, you
have to plan it, Like when did I use those?
I don't plan it in my house. It's not like
(12:52):
I don't say Sheldon you're gonna come up. Who was
there at two thirty? What are you doing? Yeah? Exactly.
Gotta like the play with her, you know, like you
want to play. You got to do that. It's wrong
with you can't like we don't like just do it?
You miss something? What do your dog? We just learned
(13:12):
that Greg t takes the Lufa sponge and lufa's the
inside of his ass crack until it's like skin is
gone at your ass crack. I think that that that
that's not healthy to do that, to put it up there.
I don't think in the direction that says do not
use in certain I'm not worried about your ass crack.
I'm worried about your actual anus. Yeah, it's clean. And
(13:36):
what I was trying to say, in the nicest way,
is that after three days of raising it in certain areas,
the dead skin comes off and it's so nice. And
I noticed this morning that when I was cleaning, I'm like, wow, Daniel,
but he has a month and a half. Though I
would wash that catch off us up. How do you
wait Trish up on Sundays? No, No, I don't do that.
(13:57):
Used to put his penis in her face? No, I
did that this this is the worst podcast. Actually, the
first topic he's actually right off all the times he
says it. Today he's right. I think the first topic
is pretty good. I think the first topic about marriages
being six more successful if they're successful in the bedroom.
(14:17):
By the way, I don't think it has to do
with marriages, has to do relationship. You can be twenty
one and being a relationship where the sex may or
may not be helpful or whatever. You don't have to
be married to have a good relationship. But you cannot
have a good relationship without a good bedroom etiquette. You can't.
You need to be getting it on in order to
have a good relations I think I think, I think generalize.
(14:41):
I think you can't have a good relationship without great sex.
Who walks around just like being like like, oh, I
just love them because of nothing. A lot of people
have relations relationship. It's fifteen minute morning show. H
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