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Danielle wants to know why her pee smells and Skeery worked out 2 years ago!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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(01:05):
about on your on your podcast show? I only talked
about stupid ship on the regular show. Yeah, so I
just want to continue and I want to talk about
my peace smelling so bad this morning. So I I like,

(01:32):
I've had asparagus before, but I never really. I guess
I don't want for dinner. So last night we went
to Outback steakhouse. It was well, they have these new
little sirloins with garlic butter on them, and then they
had like this buttercrunch cookie thingy for dessert. Anyway, I digress,

(01:53):
So I ordered the asparagus. Was amazing and I ate it,
and it was only like five asparagus only takes one.
So this morning, you know, get up like you normally do,
you brush your teeth, you go to the bathroom, and like,
what the hell? And then I realized it was the asparagus.
But what is it about asparagus that does that? It's

(02:14):
got to be a chemical, Like do we know what
about coffee that does the same thing? Why don't vega. Wait, wait,
coffee doesn't make your piecemell? Yes, it does make Garrett Garrett,
Pa makes your coffee smell coming up the other way?
Make no, you know you make the coffee, but waite

(02:39):
that smells no matter what doesn't it? No? No coffee, no,
no, no no, no, you make your piecemell coffee. Coffee does
the same thing that it's you drink. Why are you
all smelling your pea? Has anybody's ever smell like tuna
fish the other day? Okay? With me? Oh without me? Don't.

(03:05):
Infection means you need to go see somebody. I don't know.
Is that like a yeast infection? Can you can a
boy get a ust infection? Yeah? You can get a
east infection if you stick your finger and dirty, it
gets dirty. I guess I just I think I'm just
thinking of the park the girl. Yeah, And like you
know how a girl will get a urinary tractor. You

(03:27):
think a urinary tract infections? We have a urinary tract,
but how I mean, I guess? Okay, but girls get
ust infections because they got knoks and cranny. Yeah. I
would imagine that men who have more ks and crannies
have more opportunity to get east infections. What guy has
more nooks and crannies non Jews? If you got anybody
that's Oh, if you got the hood, then your nooks
and crannies are supported. Well, you got more, you got cumcised.

(03:50):
Just say you probably got more available space for stuff
to go hiding. Yeah, so you get so you can
get east of all. How do you know whether or
not he's because you've told us radio that he's uncut.
He did not tell you you did you did? Did
you did? Pull it out? Hold on the way. I

(04:13):
have told you that he's got a massive one. He
told us that he want to call hold on us.
Do you remember back in the mid toothous You remember
in the early two thousands, Ricky Martin did an interview
before he had come out, and the question that Ricky
Martin was scared. I always talk about this Ricky Martin.
They said him, are you gay? And his answer was

(04:35):
what does it matter? What? Anyone is? Right? And so
so so his say scary you gay? Asked me if
I'm gay? Right? The boy is Ricky Martin was gay?
Because there's no hesitation if you are, if you if
he's not, if he's not, circumcised. You would have said,

(04:56):
you're so stupid. Why would I have to say that
he's circumcised. I don't know. Those two said it pretty quickly,
so I think they're overcompensating. For the point is if
your husband was circumcised, your answer would not have been
I never said that. You have just said your circumcised.
What the difference? Some people choose to do it different. Yeah,

(05:16):
it doesn't matter. I mean I'll talk about the size
of it. Yeah, because he's got the extra skin on it.
That's why it's so bad. Listen to put back on side. Listen.
I say this as a Jew, we like anything off.

(05:37):
I'm the one who started this with the piece. I
don't know. Isn't like that. It is like that in
life though. If you don't answer right away and you
don't give a direct answer, then you know what the
question is. Sheldon's penis like Elvis where he's in a
bad move when it's what he's on. I think that's
a lot of British man like I would have made that.

(05:57):
Yeahs British. Also the thing, well, now I'm putting him
in the category when you say British, I'm putting him
in the category of all Europeans. That's why I'm said
that the sweet circum Wait a minute, wait a minute.
I think though nowadays, I think more Europeans are circumcising

(06:18):
their children. I think that's like that's years ago. I think, well,
it's I mean, I'm circumcised. I'm not Jewish, I'm not
Jewish Jewish there was a ceremony, as did they hold
you up like Simba? They do have a naming ceremony too,
because my girlfriend who's Jewish, she wouldn't tell me the

(06:39):
name of her child until the naming ceremony. Yeah, like yeah, yeah, sure,
but what is that you It's like like you guys
do confirmation and christening all this stuff. You just have
a little ceremony. Will you bestow upon the child their
Hebrew name? And then that's when you tell you a
little certificate the president sends you. Did they really know?
What do you do with it? In the in the
Jewish faith? I mean keep it. We're talking about the foreskin.

(07:02):
You guys know the joke about the wallet? What you know? Okay,
so this this moil, he spends his whole life the moil.
A moil is about the moil is the rabbi type
of rabbi that that circumcises babies. So he's a moil
for forty years and he's retiring, and for forty years.
He saves all of his clippings in this in this
big jar. He saves all the clippings and all of
the babies, and he says, you know what, I want

(07:23):
to do something with it to commemorate my my career.
And I want to do something. So he goes to
a leather maker who's who's good with fabrics and different things,
and he says, can you do something with all these clippings.
I want to commemorate my life. I've forty years of circumcising.
He says, come back in a week, I'll see what
I can do. He comes back in a week and
he says, what did you do with all my clippings?
I'm so excited? And the and the shoemaker says, I

(07:45):
made a wallet. He says, what, Because I made a
wallet out of it. He says, forty years, all he
did was make a wallet. He goes, yeah, but if
you rub it the right way, he turns into a suitcase.
You told that joke so well, because I knew that
joke too, and I was gonna say, but I knew.
I think he's telling a story. Yeah, that was actually

(08:06):
brodies And that's how a joke maker tells the guys.
Here comes a joke, right, what? I have a question?
So you have girls, so you didn't have to have
a breast or anything like that. So is there anything
that they do like as a ceremony for them. Yeah,
they spend their life making my life miserable. Do a

(08:27):
good job at that. No, I saved money on that
by not having to have the breast. And to be honest, religiously,
you're supposed to do it. I don't know what I
would have. I don't know. You tip him oil? No,
you on tips? Set up out of the park. Oh
my god, we should end the podcast right now. I'm

(08:47):
not going to get any better than that. How we recording?
Are actually that? You do give him a tip? How
good was that pizza? This one was maze so good
I was. I was not kidding when I said if
I had blood work scheduled and I knew Artichoke pizza

(09:07):
was coming up with the pane vocaba, I would reschedule
the blood work. That's how I've said you can't eat
anything Okay. I had my physical about a month and
a half ago, right, we all had to get it
for the company incentive or whatever. And I had forgotten
that I was doing the appointment that day. So we
had pizza, I go out to lunch with Elvis. I

(09:29):
had two dreams and I'm like, oh, crap, by my
physical at two. Yeah, let's just see how the blood
work come back. So I go and he draws the
blood and all that stuff, and then I get the
results next week. The week after he goes, everything looks fantastic.
Couldn't be better cholesterol, Like, jeesus, maybe I just need
to eat more. But I would have asked him. I
would have said, oh, I didn't want to. Everything looked great,

(09:52):
but if it shows, it's like brushing your teeth before
you go to the dentist. Like, just go to the dentist.
The dent is not going to find anything extra if
you don't brush your teeth, it's gonna find pieces of food. No,
but you know, you know how, you you brush extra
hard before you go into con dentist appointment because you
want to prove that you've been brushing for months and
months and months. If you're listening at home. Don't listen
to Nate. What Nate actually is leaving out of the
story is he's very healthy and the foody eight didn't

(10:15):
affect him enough to make him unhealthy. If me or Scary,
if Scary I went and we had just eaten, they
would put us on cholesterol medicine, the kind with all
the warnings at the end of the commercial. Yeah, prolaxative
couldn't kill you. Because Nate had to that golf cart.
Nate had two pieces of pizza early on in the show,
but he also worked out yesterday or the day before.

(10:37):
Last time Scary and Brody worked out combined was probably
Jimmy Carter was president. Is that's not true? You never
work out. I worked out two years ago. I'm born
looking like this. Some people are born very I worked
two years ago. I went on a kick. I got

(10:57):
a personal trainer for he actually kicked once every every Wednesday,
every Wednesday for two months. She remained eighteen that tension,
come over and give me a big work and how
and how I have a gym in my building. Let's right,
his name is Jim Smith. How rewarding was that set up?

(11:18):
What are you talking? Dude? Sixteen minutes, dude, I did
everything minutes. Yes, six, you worked out two years ago
for six times. I did that. I didn't sit up,
I did. You worked out for two hours over the
last two years. It was the last time. The last

(11:39):
time Scary worked out was when he sang along with
l M f A all where he goes. I worked out,
that's it. Eight sessions, six minutes, so eight hours. So
two years ago, you worked out for eight hours. But
in fairness, in fairness, forty nine minutes was him trying
to get off the flour style thing when I was

(12:00):
tricking my body, so I would do some reps of
uh some you know, I had. I have all this
equipment and I don't even know what it's called. The
first fifteen minutes was him trying to get access into
the gym because he doesn't have it. Fly using a
shake weight is not working out. Not listen, guys, I
had a series. I can't take you seriously. She was

(12:24):
ripped and you're not, like Brian's the only thing about
you that's ripped as your hamstrings from the same guy
that got injured while singing jump around that the party
that was the cause of it all. Scar scared you
pulled the muscle doing the Y M C a working
out because it was rehab. That was when when I

(12:47):
went we were at our friend remember Carlin, Marie, Carl
and Marie's brother had a Christmas part I love how
you try to defend yourself Scared. Scared worked out at
the wedding when they went to that stomp and he
went to the listen Christmas partying. Okay, I'm working at
a Christmas party and I was doing jump around and

(13:10):
I jumped too hard and I landed on the soles
of my shoes on a hardwood floor. Jump jumped up
and went Dad, exactly what happened to me? And then
my back was out for months and then and then
after that, that's when I said, you know, I remember
that time you wiggled it just a little bit. That's
not called working out. That's called rehab. No, So at

(13:31):
the end of that, at the end of that, I said,
you know what, I'm out of shape, man, I need
to get And then that's when I got to Dr
Fat Boss. I joined Dr Pallas after because I got scared.
I'm like, my back is never gonna be the same.
I can't do this anymore. I have to do something now.
I was listening to Jump from Van Halen. I was
in traction for a week. I had a question. So
you did Dr Fatlows this year? Very first, you lost

(13:51):
how I lost another pounds? Okay, since you've been gone
back to eating normal. So February fifteen to now, what's
today's today? May? Yeah, how much have you gained back? Well,
be honest, I'll be totally honest. Um, I gained about
I gained about four pounds back, and then we went
on vacation, and on vacation, I gained another three three

(14:14):
and a half pounds on vacation. One back to the pizza.
This morning, Nate and I were in the other room
and you had to go, I gotta do it. I
gotta go get my second pieces. So you got to
justify it to us and not just go get it yourself,
because the old me would have come out with three
pieces right out of the shoot. But that's what's gonna
happen about take one at a time. So I do.

(14:36):
And then I got a half hour and I looked
around and I'm like, I gotta have that second piece.
Let us let us know your piece smells. By the way,
when but he didn't have asparagus, which is interesting. Oh
my god. Yeah, then I'll be healthier. I want to
go smell my pino a. Right? Is that it in

(14:57):
the minute? That's fourteen min morning shows. I feel like
at the end we're always like okay, not always that way.
I'm waiting for the music to come on, So okay,
can I kind of finish about about me working out?
You didn't even start. So I went through all those sessions,
and it was week after week of riggers activity. I

(15:18):
did all the I had to open the door for
he did once a week. I have a point the
elevator upstairs to the gym. He didn't even the point.
He had to open the door for the trainer and
close it every Wednesday that whole time. I didn't lose
a whole lot of I didn't lose a whole lot
of weight. I lost more weight doing my Doctor Fatlos program.

(15:41):
So I do believe in the same. It's seventy food
of what you put in your body and only extracide.
Anyone tells you the opposite. Your trainer still have the
gym waiting for you wanted to keep the Doctor Fatos off.
You have to work it at work out. I've been
waiting for two years. The fifteen minute morning show

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