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May 1, 2017 15 mins

Fresh off our weekend in Mexico, we catch up on everything that happened!

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
For what would you talk about on your on your podcast.
Firms Represents Morning Show. Here we go back from Unico
Beautiful repair A, Maya, Mexico, our first day back. Most

(00:22):
of us survived the trip. We lost a few along
the way, but that was to be expected. It happens
every time. There's always there's all the law of averages
are we're going to lose a few. Fending the herd,
we call it. We do fending the herd. You know what,
this is the time of morning when we start recording
our podcast. I start getting these robocalls. Hold on saying hello, Hello, Hi,

(00:48):
the Heather calling from the fee processing department. On your vehicles, warrantine,
please send you a final notice in the mail. I
don't have a vehicle. He has expired. I hate you.
It's a final courtesy. Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye. Oh you know,
I heard a tip about those. Every day I get
those at the same time. I weird a tip because
it's free for them to have the robot call. But

(01:09):
if you actually wait long enough and press a button,
you can get a live person to speak with. And
then when you get that live person, that costs the
company money. So you can waste their time and make
it cost them money. I mean second, but if you
press that button, you talk to a live person, they
don't charge your phone like thousand dollars for a minute
or something like that. I think they're trying to talk
you into buying something, is my understanding. I've never gone

(01:32):
through a whole robot call to get to the end.
How many cruises for four that I wanted calendars is
now packed up for the whole year. But to the
point now where I'm getting three to four a day,
they've really been ramping up. It's to the point where
I'm missing calls that I should be answering because I
see a strange number coming in and I don't answer it,

(01:54):
and then it's somebody I needed to talk to from
earlier in the day. Did they name all the robots
or was that one in particular? Just Heather? Here's this Heather. Hey,
so we're back. We had such a great time. Do
I feel like we need to debrief after our trip
to Mexico? Can I say thank you to the listeners
for something? So apparently Posted on Elvis Durand Show, there
is a picture of a bunch of people from the
Morning show and significant others, and there's a picture of

(02:16):
a really good looking girl in a bikini with a
Yankee hat on, and everybody is just assuming because there's
a baseball hat with the Yankees on it. I'm the
one of the bikini. Yeah, I wouldn't be wearing a
bikini in a picture number one, at least not yet.
But I would like to thank you because it is
actually Scary's girlfriend, Robin Beautiful. She's gorgeous and she has

(02:37):
this fantastic body, and everybody is telling me what a
great body. I have nothing. Instagram on the Elvis Duran
dozens and dozens of comments. Danielle, you just convinced me
to go back to the gym and do my crushing.
Looks so good. That's so good though, You know what,

(02:57):
just don't tell him it's someone else. We had a
eight time, you know, pool side or in the clubs
at night, or eating breakfast together or at the beach.
I mean, it was just all around good times with
each other. Can we continue the awards show? Well, yeah,
I don't have any awards show. Why why do you
have more to know what guy had the best body? Yeah?

(03:20):
Show member, Oh he wants he wants to hear compliments.
He's fishing for common I just wanted to know. Well,
the thing I noticed about Nate at the pool was
he didn't go in the pool. He always put his
feet in the pool and made sure his upper half
was always shown to everyone else. All right, well, welcome
back to the ny CO Awards. As we h get

(03:44):
back to real life, we still treasure those moments and
we celebrate some as of right now, straight Nate wants
to celebrate his body. Well, I'm nominating myself. I would
like somebody to award. Well, I know, but to be fair,
Sam's boyfriend will head I'm talking. Remember I can't. I mean,

(04:05):
I'll say, and then that's going to get narrowed down
to like blonde male show member over from Pennsylvania. No,
I think Sam's boyfriend would probably win if he was
part of the show. Definitely, Yeah, anything, I love this.
Why don't you just give yourself the award and accepted
on your behalf. I'll gladly accept. Well, do we have

(04:26):
any other categories we could talk about? I don't know you.
So we had a lot of sponsors and clients and friends,
and they put together some swag bags for all the
listeners and everything like that. I'd like to nominate the
best sweag bag item received over the weekend too, Nico
with their nice hat, the baseball cap that said kiss
my ass f a y a s like maya like

(04:50):
revera maya kiss my eyes. Alright, Okay, some really good swag. Alright, alright, alright,
any other word, I would say best housekeeper over it
to the person who cleaned my room and put my
travel bunny and the cutest little pose on the end
of my bed with his paws cross and his head

(05:12):
at the side. It was so sweet, it went above
and beyond. It was very nice, just like Jet Blue
un co has this way of turning just another day
in a beautiful resort hotel into a very extraordinary day.
And Jet Blue, I can't go on and on enough
about them. I mean, they really know, Hey, where you've
got you trapped in a tube. We're gonna fly from

(05:32):
point at a point, but we might as well make
it interesting. And Jet Blue always does that. They always
make you feel so warm and so welcome. Those cookies,
the chocolate chip cookies, how is it none of them
are ever broken? Have you guys noticed that the chocolate
chip cookies that they have on the Jet Blue plane.
There's a bag with like eight or nine cookies and
none of them are crumbled. They should they should make
those airplanes out of those cookies. Those are made by

(05:54):
Skeeter s k E E T E R. Okay, So
let's talk about relationships. How did we all do? I
know that it was scary. You had Robin there, of course, Garrett,
your beautiful wife, Ali was there. Uh, Samantha, you were
there with Will it was right then. And Danielle was
there with her mom and Bethany and I were well, No,
I was with Alex. How did you How do you

(06:21):
guys do while traveling? Did you guys do you still travel? Okay?
I mean thankfully I didn't have to fly with him
because we work schedules. He just booked another flight. So
we still liked each other by the time we got
there because we just saw each other for the first time,
right right. And you and Ali, Garrett, yeah, we're on
separate flights. It I think it makes the relationship stronger

(06:41):
at the end of the day. But when she showed up,
it was like it was like that excitement, that high
school excitement, like, oh my god, she's here and she
doesn't have a kid with her. Scary about you and
Robin excellent because I don't live with her, so it's
nice to cherish the time that you spend with them
when you were on vacation or during the weekends. It's
it's a brilliant set up. I love it. There was

(07:02):
one moment where Scary and Robin were talking and Scary
leaned over and kissed her on the forehead, and I said,
oh my god, Scary, we have never seen that with you.
Piece of food on her fore moment you were eating
a piece of fried chicken off her. I will say
I have seen a softer side of Scary after this

(07:25):
one stomach like Scary's girlfriend was talking about a cat,
and Scaries like, you think we should get a cat.
You want to get a cat joint custody of the cat.
The thing is, she's been wanting a kitten and I've
been wanting a kitten. So we're gonna think about sharing
a kitten somehow, but I don't have time for You

(07:46):
shouldn't get drunk and share cats, just unless cats. Okay, anyway,
So here's the only issue I have with these trips.
We go on there's just too much drinking. And I'm
thinking next time I'm gonna try to go totally cold

(08:07):
turkey sober. Why it just it just made me drink out,
you know, protein shake for breakfast because you know what,
I just think I got out. I got out of
hand this at this trip. But drinks a vacation go together.
You don't let your hair down. I wasn't drinking drinks.
I was doing We were doing shots. I mean, there's
a difference between doing shots and drinking, don't you think
straight name shots zero to sixty zero. We had the

(08:31):
Gamo rolling in the pool. Yeah, and they have shots
of tequila literally everywhere you go. Our rooms had full
bottles of mescal and vodka. It's an all inclusive, man.
They just give you the but you know, keep in mind,
just because it's freeze, I mean, you should drink it.
That's another thing. I cannot tell you any experience I've

(08:53):
ever had at an all inclusive that was as fantastic
as Unico. They really give you top notch everything. But
I do see people take advantage of that. If it's free,
it's for me thing. Just because it's all inclusive, they
abuse it. They d everything in the rest a dream.
He got to order everything on the menu at dinner
the other night because it was quote unquote for do

(09:15):
you do that? It's a waste of food, but we
ate most of it. I mean we sampled and then
and then in the in the room. How do you
help yourself to the honor bar? You know? How do
you not? How do you restrain when this drawers full
of oreos and his peanuts and a jar of pistachios
that would normally cost me twenty dollars. With him, I
was looking for, like, you know, when you don't lift

(09:36):
up the peanuts because you're gonna get charged, And I'm like,
I can lift up the peanuts. Peanuts did well? You know,
It's just it's it's a funny concept. It's the same
as if you go to and all you can eat
buffet and there's always someone who I do believe they
think in their minds it's our last hour on earth,
and so you must eat everything. You must have a

(09:57):
mountain of food. I saw this when at the restaurants
there and we had a mountain of food. I'm like,
what are you doing? Guilty? You convince yourself the calories
don't count because they're on vacation. They don't on vacation. Yeah,
they had a scale in the in the room, and
I just immediately tucked it underneath the towel. I'm like,
I'm not going to look at the scale in your
room on vacation that we can remove from the room.

(10:19):
I was working out. I mean, come on, like, there's
a great gym. Did you go to the gym? Where
was the gym? It's a it's an all inclusive gym.
You can exercise all and we won't charge you for classes.
It's awesome. Yeah. They had like spin bikes, had everything.
My favorite was a little trampoline that you throw the
ball and back at you. Yeah, it has a little

(10:41):
weight ball and you throw it at the trampoline. It's
kind of for your balance and everything. That video bouncing
my ass on that thing. I didn't realize it was
for a workout ball. It was just So who do
you think had the most sex while we were away? Sam? Sama?
Why are you? Why do you win this contest? I
think I think I have seen her boyfriend. That's why

(11:02):
everyone's admitting to being at least a little bit attracted to.
So anyone who are with William is having the most
sex I think in anyone's mind. So it's mean by default,
it's really William, did you really have a ton of second? Yes,
I hired him as a personal trainer after this weekend. Yeah,
he's going to be become my personal trainer. Did you
really wanted my number? Even Ronnie is using him. I've

(11:25):
been using him for weeks now. He is amazing. And yes,
he's so good, and he he's not even just that
personal training, but he cares about people and he cares
about like he knows I have neck problems. He gives
you things that's not going to train your neck. I mean,
he's just a step above. He's a good he's a
good egg. Well, I tell you, vacations great, and I

(11:45):
know we have a a vacation time coming up where we'll
go separate ways, which is good. No, we didn't tell
you we're all coming with you. You invited, No I
did not. No. I have new rules. I told I
told Alex. If ever I get wasted him anyone vacation,
I'm to be stopped immediately, not gonna work. So what's
on your mind? I'm tired of hosting and hosting all

(12:09):
freaking morning freak show. You gotta rest. You have to
binge the rest of thirteen reasons Why today? Oh god,
I'm how many? Oh that's right, I'm four and a
half in and I'm I do want to see it though,
you know, I want to finish it out. I went.
I went five hours strong, like five episodes in a row.
Because once you get to the end and you're close
to thirteen episodes and you're like, okay, only two more

(12:29):
episodes to go, but then you realize it's two more
hours of your time and you're already three in, so
you're like, all right, I'm gonna go, alright, one more episode. Wait,
I'll do it tomorrow. Then you end up watching it
next thing you know, it's five hours. Did anybody else
turn Netflix on while they were in Mexico? The great
thing about it is they have different movies in Mexico
and different movies in any country. You go to the yeah,
so I'm like, oh, seven years in Tibet. Awesome, but

(12:53):
it's great, and then you can download them so you
have them on your phone. For they had it in English.
It was sorry because every time I turned the TV on,
every channel was was in Spanish. No no no, no, no no,
on Netflix, fix Netflix, idiot different, I think you're talking
about the TV. Sorry. Well, I opened up my Twitter

(13:16):
on the first day of the broadcast. They're thinking I
was going to catch up on some news, and Twitter
was all in Spanish, so I had no idea what
was going on. So I felt like I was back
in second grade just looking at the pictures in the
night understand what the news was about. That's hilarious. Well,
I will tell you something I must admit, and I
want to bring this up live on our show, on
the on the Big Show tomorrow. I want Great Tea

(13:37):
to know that when he left us early, I wish
he could have stayed longer. I really enjoyed our time
with Great Tea, and I feel, you know, I feel
like we could have had a little more time with it.
But he he's a great dad. Had to get home
to his kids and do some things, and I get that.
But still he's very good at getting the crowd amped
up and excited. And then you know, when we're on
these these trips, when he was doing shots with Mariachi

(13:58):
yet that was pretty cool. So yeah, so, okay, any
of the thoughts. We have about a minute left we're
gonna do it again. I don't know. We're still thinking
that through Those are the famous last words for the
past five years. We don't know, but there's always a
lot of moving parts. You know. We were not going
to do it this year, but when Unico came along,
we had to because there's such such great people and

(14:20):
a beautiful property. We had to be a part of that. Yeah,
it was definitely brought up in terms of the bar.
It's true. I wish I could have brought home just
the deck where I was relaxing, the porch with the
with the chaise lound, and the pool, the bathtub. What
wasn't I naked in your bathtubs? But it was just

(14:41):
that was the coolest part. It's relaxing with a book
and the wind blowing. And so the trick when you
go on these exotic, wonderful, relaxing vacations is how long
can you make it last when you get home? So
let's see if you get through Wednesday fifteen minute Morning

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