April 28, 2017 • 12 mins
Elvis and the show talk about their experience at Unico 287. Also, we find out if Skeery is going to have a threesome!?!?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, am I hosting. Yes, if I'm hosting, we're doing
fifteen minutes. It's the fifteen minute morning show podcast. But
when when straight Nate hosts, it's only like three minutes.
It's hot, it's hot. I heard the only last about
that makes sense to me. All right, let me let
me set the scene for you. If you didn't hear
our show the Friday morning show, we were live from
(00:21):
the pool and the beach at Unico, this beautiful hotel
on Rivera Maya, Mexico. And so we're doing our podcast
from here too. What a beautiful after show place to
do our podcast. It's very normally a day like this,
it's time to say we'll see you Monday and go
out and play and go to the pool. Wait, it's
very warm because you have a blanket on your head. No,
it's actually cooler under this blanket than it is where
you guys are, because I'm keeping all of the cooler
(00:44):
inside the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. Thanks to our
friends at zip recruiter dot com. If you're on the
beach today, like I might as well hire someone for
my company. Let zoop zip recruiter dot com do it. It
It gives you more time on the beach. Zip recruiter
dot com, zip recruiter. What they do is you give
them one ad for whatever whatever you have opened at
your business, whatever job you want to post. You click
(01:05):
once and it goes out to hundreds of job sites
and then zip recruiter helps you keep all the applicants
in order and uh on. They're easy to use an interface,
all right, so use it for free. Hundreds of other
businesses use it. Would you rather be on the beach
with us? You can when you're hiring here, we need
(01:25):
to hire a new dishwasher. Did you just see what
I saw? Zip recruiter dot com, slash elvis. Use it
for free? Right? T is? I think naked? And look
at it? We're working and look at him? He is
he has no penis whatsoever? Great tas hung like a
silver dollar pantake. But do you notice how his tan is.
It's like halfway up his chest up to his head.
(01:48):
But that's it. It's like the weirdest tan where his
clothes I don't know. Let's go hijack his shorts, go
hide his shorts anyway. So what a beautiful place. Guys,
what do you think of today's show relaxing of the
nicest listeners, by the way, like even if they hadn't
brought us cheese, cards and whiskey and gifts, gifts like
they're just so cool, so nice. By the way, as
(02:10):
you were covered in a blanket, Bethany, we it's like
we just hear a voice, but we don't see her face.
It's the weirdest, oddest thing. When you're fair skinned, you
have to protect yourselves in any way possible. It's just
kind of weird. What's your question, bro? Who gave Bethany
I half a bottle of whiskey? That seems like a
weird gifts? Well, it was full when I got it,
(02:35):
So around around the table. Your thoughts so far? First
of all, can we stop at Nate for a second?
Nate worked his as and Jeff Jeff Smith are engineering,
but you worked so hard. Thank you, Nate. You'll never
hear me say thank you ever. I'm surprised, but today
I'm saying thank you. All right, we'll start with you,
Nate thoughts. I'm having a great time. I'm glad the
(02:58):
show's over. I think it's one of the biggest hurdles.
It's just making sure that everything goes right for our show,
and I think I think this year went really well. Yeah,
so now I can drink and enjoy and I think
this is our last year doing this. Was this kind
of sad. I know, we like this. I like it
here in Unico, but they they're never gonna invite us
back here. And none of the great tea is naked
in the pool. Yeah, Chlorine, what do they do saltwater?
(03:21):
What do they do there? But what a beautiful place,
whatever is it's gonna be left of it sounds like
they're demolishing it behind me. What about you, Danielle. I
just love relaxing, because you know, I have two kids.
It's not always easy to relax. So you come to
a place like this and I fell asleep on the
porch for five hours. That does not happen. It was
just so relaxing and I feel less stressed. It's quat
(03:41):
What about you, scary? I like this place because it's
modern and they have like these platforms in the middle
of the pool where you could actually sit on these
lounge chairs in various parts like your own personal lily
pad if you are right an island to yourself. And
by the way, they have a great place has awesome cushions,
and this place has awesome Yeah. They got to cook,
really do. So there's that, and I did know it
(04:03):
is something about just generally speaking about awful inclusive resorts
in general. It's like normally, when you eat something you like,
you know, when you're paying the bill, you just you know,
you you order, you look what's on the menu first,
and then you order carefully. When you're I don't know,
only inclusive, you eat it first and then say what
did I just eat? Because the food just comes out
this is really good? Was that? This is really good?
(04:24):
That's how he sounds when he eats, and I really do. Yeah,
But anyway, it's great. It's a wonderful thing, and the
food quality is on a whole other level. What about you, frog.
I think the rooms are absolutely amazing. The bed is
super duper comfortable. I lay down the bed. I don't
even remember trying to go to sleep. It was instant. Uh.
It's just so beautiful here. And the staff is so helpful,
so amazing, so nice. You know what, there are many
(04:46):
places you could go. We want you to try at Unico,
And I know this sounds like a big ad. They're
not paying for this at all, by the way, we're
doing it because we love them. Hey there, Garrett, what
do you think. I'm excited to get my men's facial later,
but I'll give you one right now. Well, yeah, everybody
making everyone's making that joke. I get it because they
sent out the schedule for everyone getting massages everybody. So
you're getting the men's facial later. Yes. See, what's so
(05:11):
funny because it's at the gym, not the spa. In
the locker room. Yeah, I go to the gym here,
but I never leave the locker room. What about you, Brody,
what's up? Well, first of all, the bed for you, right, okay,
So I'll get to that in a sect. The beds
so comfortable. I slept like a starfish last night. I
just leaped in, arms out, legs out. Everything is so
comfortable and it's huge exactly. And uh, the TVs andat
(05:35):
love the TVs. But the food when you go to
one all inclusive, right, sometimes it's like all right, I
get it. It's you know, it's average food. That's why
it's free. They serve slop sometimes. Everything here is what
I would normally expect to pay a lot of money.
For and then I would treat myself to one nice meal.
But every meal here is that one nice meal I
would have treated myself. So I'm just I'm loving that
(05:55):
the room services. Okay, there's snacks in my room. There's
jars of pistachio nuts that in my whole life I
would never have opened. It's still like thirty dollars, right,
I opened them and ate them because they're included. Oh
my god? What about the two packs of oreos gone?
Only eight one one left waiting for me at home
right now? The soda in my little refridge gone gone,
and they're not going to charge before and the wif
(06:16):
I hear is phenomenal and alright, alright, alright, so we
going to say something bad about and I have to
go home. One thing I can't wait to go back
to my room to do is use that steamer. Apparently
I can't. I saw it there and I wanted to
steam my pants last night. Sea pant. What's up, bethany Um?
(06:37):
This is the first hotel where the shower head has
been high enough to cover my actual head. Yeah. Normally
they're too low and I have to duff, but this
one comes out of the ceiling. That's a rain showers.
So I mean, I guess the bottom line here is
there are all inclusive places to be had everywhere, but
we found one that we actually love and it t Unico,
(06:57):
So try it out. I know this is turned into
a big Some of the add ones h at all.
Coach boy Josh didn't even come down this morning. No
he did not. Oh yeah, you're right. He to heat.
He's how do they get away with being coachter boy Josh?
It's not a vacation if Josh doesn't disappear for right,
he left the swept right well. And we're meeting a
lot of We're meeting a lot of great people. A
(07:18):
lot of great listeners flew in and I like the
people that took your advice, Bethany, travel by yourself. We
have a lot of travelers who came to see us
by themselves and they're having the best time. Yeah, they're
being great and they're all meeting each other. And we
have two listeners who become friends. We have a couple
who have absorbed a person who came alone. We have
two couples who became friends, and they're from different parts
of the country. It's just really cool to watch. And
(07:38):
there are actually two sets of people who met last
year on our trip and they came together this year
to meet back up, and they are rooming together that
I don't want to go home Monday. I don't want
to go home Sunday. I never want to go home.
I do miss my children and my new kittens and
my husbands. I mean, you know I miss your husbands.
Do I miss your new kittens? Miss my new kittens?
Did you meet the woman from Brazil? She came to
(08:00):
our vacation the trip last year and this year was
not coming. She was at another hotel up the road.
They bumped her room, so she came here not knowing
what we were going to be here. She's huge fans
of the show and she's like she heard this was
a great hotel, so she's like, all, if I can't
get a room my other hotel, come here. And she
was amazed we were here. It's kiss Mett, don't you think? Well?
Look so try it out. I wish you were here.
(08:23):
I mean, if you're listening to this podcast before Sunday
afternoon or Sunday morning, fly down and hang out with this.
You know, hop on your plane and your clothes are wrinkled,
Fly here and get them steamed in your room. You
can't buy it on Amazon anymore. Sold that out. Oh,
we have to talk about some dirt. Can we talk
about all the ladies who tried to pick up Nate
last night? I mean, none of them under the age
(08:44):
of seventy. No, there's some beautiful women trying to pick
up You know, I used to be really bad at
knowing when somebody was hitting on me. It was obvious
somebody was hitting on me last week to what was
his name, Tyler? What's the way? How is it? It
was just overtly flirting. So oh, I hear you like
(09:05):
older women women one I'm older than you. And he
just turned into that. At the point where can I
get Could you have scored with them last night? Could
you have had sex with these? We'll say I did
observe that that moment was pushing, pushing her on and
not way that. Scary smelled blood in the water. So
he comes over and sees what he could fight. Scary,
(09:26):
I wasn't trying to take any of that. You're here
with your girlfriend. You took sand to the beach, Scary,
Scary said, do me a favorite talked to my girlfriend
for ten minutes on right, you really woman for her?
That's what she wants? Yeah, well would you want to wait?
Hold on a second? Backup, So your girlfriend wants like
(09:47):
have a three way here, and I'm guessing that she
would be up for it. She's scared. Let that Robin
come here. I would probably ask her before pursuing. We're
doing the podcast. Robin, so scary, are you tell her?
Daniels So Scary said that he thinks if he found
a woman for you at this resort, you would do
(10:08):
a three way with him. She didn't say no, I
don't know about that. I mean, well, he was going
to set it up, I said he I suggested he
asked you first. Yeah, well, imagine Scary gets back to
the room with someone you just met and goes, hey,
but I got well, well, I guess if we never
see her again then okay, I'm sure. Now how about
(10:32):
another guy? Scary? Yeah, how about that? I don't know
if she's up for that. Okay, it's yeah, Robin is
up for another guy? Come on, scary things just the
way they that's a double standard, absolutely, Bethany Scary. If
(10:54):
Robin wanted Nate to join. Would you? Would you? Would
you be okay with that? You know? Yes, things just
the way? I mean, you've already blown Nate, haven't you?
What's it like, Elvis? I don't need that. I have
never ever, I have never had sex with you. I
(11:15):
have never you tell him, tell her microphone, I have
never had sex. I have never come on. In Elvis's defense,
he's the host, Nate blows him. I can't even hold on,
hold on, hold on, I'm getting I'm getting a robot calls.
We answered, Oh I missed it. Damn it? Are you
guys getting more and more robot calls than ever before?
At least two a day. I'm hating that. Maddening? Is
(11:38):
this fifteen minutes? You got about a minute and a half.
I love that term. It's so maddening. It's maddening. Heavens
is so Maddenings getting louder, The chirps are getting strong
The birds are getting louder. That chirp so getting stronger.
Leo is getting larger. All right, I'm the worst podcast ever.
You know what funk? All of you perfect nice alright, flips.
(12:06):
If you just
Oh, am I hosting. Yes, if I'm hosting, we're doing
fifteen minutes. It's the fifteen minute morning show podcast. But
when when straight Nate hosts, it's only like three minutes.
It's hot, it's hot. I heard the only last about
that makes sense to me. All right, let me let
me set the scene for you. If you didn't hear
our show the Friday morning show, we were live from
(00:21):
the pool and the beach at Unico, this beautiful hotel
on Rivera Maya, Mexico. And so we're doing our podcast
from here too. What a beautiful after show place to
do our podcast. It's very normally a day like this,
it's time to say we'll see you Monday and go
out and play and go to the pool. Wait, it's
very warm because you have a blanket on your head. No,
it's actually cooler under this blanket than it is where
you guys are, because I'm keeping all of the cooler
(00:44):
inside the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. Thanks to our
friends at zip recruiter dot com. If you're on the
beach today, like I might as well hire someone for
my company. Let zoop zip recruiter dot com do it. It
It gives you more time on the beach. Zip recruiter
dot com, zip recruiter. What they do is you give
them one ad for whatever whatever you have opened at
your business, whatever job you want to post. You click
(01:05):
once and it goes out to hundreds of job sites
and then zip recruiter helps you keep all the applicants
in order and uh on. They're easy to use an interface,
all right, so use it for free. Hundreds of other
businesses use it. Would you rather be on the beach
with us? You can when you're hiring here, we need
(01:25):
to hire a new dishwasher. Did you just see what
I saw? Zip recruiter dot com, slash elvis. Use it
for free? Right? T is? I think naked? And look
at it? We're working and look at him? He is
he has no penis whatsoever? Great tas hung like a
silver dollar pantake. But do you notice how his tan is.
It's like halfway up his chest up to his head.
(01:48):
But that's it. It's like the weirdest tan where his
clothes I don't know. Let's go hijack his shorts, go
hide his shorts anyway. So what a beautiful place. Guys,
what do you think of today's show relaxing of the
nicest listeners, by the way, like even if they hadn't
brought us cheese, cards and whiskey and gifts, gifts like
they're just so cool, so nice. By the way, as
(02:10):
you were covered in a blanket, Bethany, we it's like
we just hear a voice, but we don't see her face.
It's the weirdest, oddest thing. When you're fair skinned, you
have to protect yourselves in any way possible. It's just
kind of weird. What's your question, bro? Who gave Bethany
I half a bottle of whiskey? That seems like a
weird gifts? Well, it was full when I got it,
(02:35):
So around around the table. Your thoughts so far? First
of all, can we stop at Nate for a second?
Nate worked his as and Jeff Jeff Smith are engineering,
but you worked so hard. Thank you, Nate. You'll never
hear me say thank you ever. I'm surprised, but today
I'm saying thank you. All right, we'll start with you,
Nate thoughts. I'm having a great time. I'm glad the
(02:58):
show's over. I think it's one of the biggest hurdles.
It's just making sure that everything goes right for our show,
and I think I think this year went really well. Yeah,
so now I can drink and enjoy and I think
this is our last year doing this. Was this kind
of sad. I know, we like this. I like it
here in Unico, but they they're never gonna invite us
back here. And none of the great tea is naked
in the pool. Yeah, Chlorine, what do they do saltwater?
(03:21):
What do they do there? But what a beautiful place,
whatever is it's gonna be left of it sounds like
they're demolishing it behind me. What about you, Danielle. I
just love relaxing, because you know, I have two kids.
It's not always easy to relax. So you come to
a place like this and I fell asleep on the
porch for five hours. That does not happen. It was
just so relaxing and I feel less stressed. It's quat
(03:41):
What about you, scary? I like this place because it's
modern and they have like these platforms in the middle
of the pool where you could actually sit on these
lounge chairs in various parts like your own personal lily
pad if you are right an island to yourself. And
by the way, they have a great place has awesome cushions,
and this place has awesome Yeah. They got to cook,
really do. So there's that, and I did know it
(04:03):
is something about just generally speaking about awful inclusive resorts
in general. It's like normally, when you eat something you like,
you know, when you're paying the bill, you just you know,
you you order, you look what's on the menu first,
and then you order carefully. When you're I don't know,
only inclusive, you eat it first and then say what
did I just eat? Because the food just comes out
this is really good? Was that? This is really good?
(04:24):
That's how he sounds when he eats, and I really do. Yeah,
But anyway, it's great. It's a wonderful thing, and the
food quality is on a whole other level. What about you, frog.
I think the rooms are absolutely amazing. The bed is
super duper comfortable. I lay down the bed. I don't
even remember trying to go to sleep. It was instant. Uh.
It's just so beautiful here. And the staff is so helpful,
so amazing, so nice. You know what, there are many
(04:46):
places you could go. We want you to try at Unico,
And I know this sounds like a big ad. They're
not paying for this at all, by the way, we're
doing it because we love them. Hey there, Garrett, what
do you think. I'm excited to get my men's facial later,
but I'll give you one right now. Well, yeah, everybody
making everyone's making that joke. I get it because they
sent out the schedule for everyone getting massages everybody. So
you're getting the men's facial later. Yes. See, what's so
(05:11):
funny because it's at the gym, not the spa. In
the locker room. Yeah, I go to the gym here,
but I never leave the locker room. What about you, Brody,
what's up? Well, first of all, the bed for you, right, okay,
So I'll get to that in a sect. The beds
so comfortable. I slept like a starfish last night. I
just leaped in, arms out, legs out. Everything is so
comfortable and it's huge exactly. And uh, the TVs andat
(05:35):
love the TVs. But the food when you go to
one all inclusive, right, sometimes it's like all right, I
get it. It's you know, it's average food. That's why
it's free. They serve slop sometimes. Everything here is what
I would normally expect to pay a lot of money.
For and then I would treat myself to one nice meal.
But every meal here is that one nice meal I
would have treated myself. So I'm just I'm loving that
(05:55):
the room services. Okay, there's snacks in my room. There's
jars of pistachio nuts that in my whole life I
would never have opened. It's still like thirty dollars, right,
I opened them and ate them because they're included. Oh
my god? What about the two packs of oreos gone?
Only eight one one left waiting for me at home
right now? The soda in my little refridge gone gone,
and they're not going to charge before and the wif
(06:16):
I hear is phenomenal and alright, alright, alright, so we
going to say something bad about and I have to
go home. One thing I can't wait to go back
to my room to do is use that steamer. Apparently
I can't. I saw it there and I wanted to
steam my pants last night. Sea pant. What's up, bethany Um?
(06:37):
This is the first hotel where the shower head has
been high enough to cover my actual head. Yeah. Normally
they're too low and I have to duff, but this
one comes out of the ceiling. That's a rain showers.
So I mean, I guess the bottom line here is
there are all inclusive places to be had everywhere, but
we found one that we actually love and it t Unico,
(06:57):
So try it out. I know this is turned into
a big Some of the add ones h at all.
Coach boy Josh didn't even come down this morning. No
he did not. Oh yeah, you're right. He to heat.
He's how do they get away with being coachter boy Josh?
It's not a vacation if Josh doesn't disappear for right,
he left the swept right well. And we're meeting a
lot of We're meeting a lot of great people. A
(07:18):
lot of great listeners flew in and I like the
people that took your advice, Bethany, travel by yourself. We
have a lot of travelers who came to see us
by themselves and they're having the best time. Yeah, they're
being great and they're all meeting each other. And we
have two listeners who become friends. We have a couple
who have absorbed a person who came alone. We have
two couples who became friends, and they're from different parts
of the country. It's just really cool to watch. And
(07:38):
there are actually two sets of people who met last
year on our trip and they came together this year
to meet back up, and they are rooming together that
I don't want to go home Monday. I don't want
to go home Sunday. I never want to go home.
I do miss my children and my new kittens and
my husbands. I mean, you know I miss your husbands.
Do I miss your new kittens? Miss my new kittens?
Did you meet the woman from Brazil? She came to
(08:00):
our vacation the trip last year and this year was
not coming. She was at another hotel up the road.
They bumped her room, so she came here not knowing
what we were going to be here. She's huge fans
of the show and she's like she heard this was
a great hotel, so she's like, all, if I can't
get a room my other hotel, come here. And she
was amazed we were here. It's kiss Mett, don't you think? Well?
Look so try it out. I wish you were here.
(08:23):
I mean, if you're listening to this podcast before Sunday
afternoon or Sunday morning, fly down and hang out with this.
You know, hop on your plane and your clothes are wrinkled,
Fly here and get them steamed in your room. You
can't buy it on Amazon anymore. Sold that out. Oh,
we have to talk about some dirt. Can we talk
about all the ladies who tried to pick up Nate
last night? I mean, none of them under the age
(08:44):
of seventy. No, there's some beautiful women trying to pick
up You know, I used to be really bad at
knowing when somebody was hitting on me. It was obvious
somebody was hitting on me last week to what was
his name, Tyler? What's the way? How is it? It
was just overtly flirting. So oh, I hear you like
(09:05):
older women women one I'm older than you. And he
just turned into that. At the point where can I
get Could you have scored with them last night? Could
you have had sex with these? We'll say I did
observe that that moment was pushing, pushing her on and
not way that. Scary smelled blood in the water. So
he comes over and sees what he could fight. Scary,
(09:26):
I wasn't trying to take any of that. You're here
with your girlfriend. You took sand to the beach, Scary,
Scary said, do me a favorite talked to my girlfriend
for ten minutes on right, you really woman for her?
That's what she wants? Yeah, well would you want to wait?
Hold on a second? Backup, So your girlfriend wants like
(09:47):
have a three way here, and I'm guessing that she
would be up for it. She's scared. Let that Robin
come here. I would probably ask her before pursuing. We're
doing the podcast. Robin, so scary, are you tell her?
Daniels So Scary said that he thinks if he found
a woman for you at this resort, you would do
(10:08):
a three way with him. She didn't say no, I
don't know about that. I mean, well, he was going
to set it up, I said he I suggested he
asked you first. Yeah, well, imagine Scary gets back to
the room with someone you just met and goes, hey,
but I got well, well, I guess if we never
see her again then okay, I'm sure. Now how about
(10:32):
another guy? Scary? Yeah, how about that? I don't know
if she's up for that. Okay, it's yeah, Robin is
up for another guy? Come on, scary things just the
way they that's a double standard, absolutely, Bethany Scary. If
(10:54):
Robin wanted Nate to join. Would you? Would you? Would
you be okay with that? You know? Yes, things just
the way? I mean, you've already blown Nate, haven't you?
What's it like, Elvis? I don't need that. I have
never ever, I have never had sex with you. I
(11:15):
have never you tell him, tell her microphone, I have
never had sex. I have never come on. In Elvis's defense,
he's the host, Nate blows him. I can't even hold on,
hold on, hold on, I'm getting I'm getting a robot calls.
We answered, Oh I missed it. Damn it? Are you
guys getting more and more robot calls than ever before?
At least two a day. I'm hating that. Maddening? Is
(11:38):
this fifteen minutes? You got about a minute and a half.
I love that term. It's so maddening. It's maddening. Heavens
is so Maddenings getting louder, The chirps are getting strong
The birds are getting louder. That chirp so getting stronger.
Leo is getting larger. All right, I'm the worst podcast ever.
You know what funk? All of you perfect nice alright, flips.
(12:06):
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