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April 21, 2017 16 mins

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(01:04):
on your on Your podcast Firm Presents fifteen minute morning Show.
We got a full house today. It's Elvis along with
Bethany and they're Scary, and there's Garrett Great Tea, the
Fat Boys here, my little my little sister, Dan Yelle

(01:29):
straight Nat is here and our special guest, the one
and only radio legend Cubby. I am so honored to
be here. Really, I you know, you guys are always
family to me. Even though I worked down the hall,
I feel like I was here yesterday. Can you believe
it's been like eleven years since I levey one? Hu?
I can't believe it. Every moment. I don't have a
gold mic like you. By the way, you will soon.
Oh did I say that? Really? We're celebrating the anniversary

(01:50):
with Coby pretty soon. What do you mean? We're getting
a fversary twenty one years ago this weekend, Scary took
me to Burger King in Sigaucus when he ran When
when when me and Sharon dastard Land ended here to
work here and see one d uh? Scary is one
of the first guys I met, and like, I'm really hungry,
I gotta go somewhere to ugar King or Burger Stop.
But no, it was Burger King is actually Burger King
right by the Hulahans. And yeah, yeah, very first class.

(02:14):
It's an anniversary for you. I know you had an
anniversary what last month for the morning show, but but
technically your actual anniversary date is April n doing mornings
at Z, So it's technically this weekend. It's it is
the official no no no, And so it was. It
was April a Monday. We're officially two years I mean

(02:35):
twenty two years in that. That was my first day
at Z and that was your first morning show. By
the way, copy keep in mind, on the podcast, we
can say whatever we want, okay, unlike when we're on
the radio. So what one word do you want to
say that you've always wanted to say on the radio? Um? Fuck, okay,
I didn't feel great, it feels really good. Okay, com

(02:59):
down down too much. I've never I've never said that
in front of a microphone, like, okay, I gotta go.
I was going to say something else. That's enough. Well,
thank you, Coby, Well, thank you for having me. I
feel like I'm interrupting, by the way, I apologize. As
soon as you walked in, I started swearing you out,
but I swear you out with love. Okay, why because
Coby Works is this amazing animal organization. Now I followed

(03:21):
them on Instagram and now I just want all of them,
like that's where I got my kittens from, from Cubby.
So I love you. I'm mad at you, but I
love you. Yeah, if you if you can, can I
give a plug to the organizam absolutely, it's Happy homes Inc.
Dot org. Happy homes Inc Dot org. And you look,
we're looking for forever homes for our three friends. How
many of you adopted? You have a lot of cats, now,
well we have. We had three and then we fell

(03:42):
in love with two and so we're at five now total.
But our foster you know, Daniel, you've seen our foster room.
We have a room full of foster cats and there's
like seven or eight in the seven but it comes
and goes, so we always have kittens at any given on.
Behalf of the cats. You stop it calmed down, likes

(04:04):
it a little too much? All right? Well, and now
we welcome Dave Brody to the table. He's here. Let
me get your microphone. Sorry I'm late. It's Bagel Friday.
How to get a bagel. Welcome, Welcome into the show,
the fifteen Minute Morning Show Podcast. Now I wasn't here yesterday,
but I'm hearing words that yesterday's fifteen Minute Morning Show
podcast had a lot of controversy. Does anyone want to
talk to me about because I know nothing about it.
I think Bethany should, because she should. She mopped up

(04:25):
the mess after Greg T dropped his headphones and walked out. Okay,
he threw that what happened was there a fight great
tea fight? I was. I was really and truly just
I was being real, you know, like we have a
lot of fun money through Friday six to ten. We
have a lot of goofy fun. And sometimes I like
to actually just chime in and just talk like I'm
talking to you like right now, and have a normal,

(04:45):
nice conversation. But I know, but no offense. But when
it comes time for great tea, I don't want and
we don't want normal. I know. It's sometimes like when
I do the five am pre morning show, like I'm hosting,
no one listens to that. All I'm saying is this,
I'm kidding. Just trigger words that kind of set me off.
So I think the words stupid was used. I'm not
sure exactly how nobody really called me. I'm not really

(05:06):
sure how it all has. Okay, I'm not understanding any
of this. Who wants to explain this is? So, this
is what happened. So we were just talking about like bathrooms,
I think, and you know, when you you suddenly realized
something that everybody else is known for a long time.
So Scary was talking about how he just realized that
the urinals are at two different heights because one of
them is for people who like have disabilities or who

(05:28):
are in wheelchairs or whatever, right, or sort of he
never really realized that that's what it was. I thought
it was for kids, right, So well it's also for kids, right.
But so we were just talking and kind of riffing
about that and Greg team made some comment and I
don't even remember what I said. I said, I thought
when they were building the bathrooms and they're constructing them,
that the contractors just stopped because they just that's where

(05:50):
the pipes ended up and they just through urinal right.
So then you know, so then jokes were made like
ha ha ha because you think that, and it just
I think hit he in a way that he was like,
you know what, I'm just not in a great place
today to like feel this, and sometimes he felt insulted
a little bit. Yeah, because I'm having a normal conversation

(06:10):
for us swooping in here to tell the story. Now
I understand, right, Okay. So then I just just like
Beth he had said, I kind of just felt like, man,
I just can't catch a break, you know, like there
are some times you're the victim. You're victim. No, but
I want just hying with you, like as just regular friends,
but as a victim, you can't. They're they're just you know,

(06:31):
we we talked about how like Greg t you know,
he's the one that we kind of all pick on.
He is the one that does a lot of the
really funny stuff on the show, that the more embarrassing
stuff on the show, and there are just some days
that maybe you don't want to be that person, and
so we so he just was having a bad day
and so it sort of just had that moment of
like I just don't want to do this and and

(06:52):
had to walk away. It wasn't about the guy who
made the comment. It was about the fact he was
having a ban, which I care about that all right,
all right, Well the good news about our show is
if someone having a bad day and we all have him,
god knows, we have other people here to pick up
the slack. So if you need to throw your headphones
down and storm out, you can, you know, and then
it's not gonna pull us all to a screeching halt.
Like there was a time I think where Adam Sandler

(07:13):
was tired of doing some comedy, so he ended up
doing I think it was Spanglish, you know, and and
it wasn't It didn't It wasn't a great movie, but
it was a serious movie, don't remember exactly. And then
there was another time where Jim Carrey didn't want to
do some comedy and he did The Spotless was It
in turn had a couple of other serious so so
I just you know, there are those times where something

(07:35):
so you like Jim Carrey, you need a break from
your comedic your comedic role. I feel like something like
like I have, I've I've done you know, straight a's
across the board with being the clown, the circus clown,
and every now and then if I get a break
on the on the podcast, yet I kind of would
like to just talk like I'm just speaking now, got you?
All right? So yesterday you just wanted to be taken seriously,

(07:57):
didn't happen. It's hard to I get it, I get it. Yes.
The one thing I would say about his very good
analogy is that when Jim Carrey went to film those movies,
they weren't comedies. Where he suddenly decided to be serious
on a comedy script. He knew going in he was
being serious. Everyone around him knew he was going to
be serious, and it made for a serious movie. The
problem yesterday was we thought we were doing a comedy
and he was doing a seriously So great, he showed

(08:19):
up to a comedy, but he wanted to read a
serious scrip. He wanted to win an oscar for police
Academy when he stormed out of the room and became
a tragedy. Alright, Hey, guess what I was just watching
the aftershow texts total tragedy. And someone just asked us
if we were doing the podcast right now, so should
we see who this is in the outer Let's go
to the outside world. Who is this Carlos? Hey, Carlos, Yes,

(08:42):
we are doing our podcast and you're on it right now. Oh,
my goodness. Hey, I want to tell you I love
you so much. Guys, We thank you man. This is
the time we usually do the fifteen minute morning show
podcast right after the main show is over live. I
know that's why some message I was like, I hope
they called me. I can believe it. So what are
you up to right now? Home? See what happened? What

(09:06):
do you say? Come? I think I'm going to get
a flu. My throat is so bad right now here
it comes. But where do you live? Do you have
allergy problems or allergy issues in that area? Because that
could be yet I live in Hollywood, Flay. Yeah, you're
probably okay, and you probably have a flu. Yeah, you're
a flu. You got hot water with honey, some lemon

(09:27):
in there? All right? Listen? Yeah, oh my god? Are you?
Are you jacking it right now? Well? I am sounds
like you finished. Well, Carl, have a beautiful day. I

(09:47):
hope you get feeling better. Drinking lots of drink, lots
of liquids. Thanks for being part of the podcast. We
appreciate You'll hear yourself on the podcast all day long.
In fifteen minutes. Thanks, you're feeling better. There you go?
Is this, Bethany. He's homesick and you know what's going

(10:08):
on now? We don't know because I'm when I'm sick,
I can't do that either way. He's got tissues by
the bed, right, So what's up? What's up, Papa Garrett?
What are you doing this weekend? This week being a
good dad this weekend? Yeah? Doing that? And then Saturday,
my friends do this one yearly thing called wine wine
to get in where wine again. Yeah, so we all

(10:28):
get together, we do bougie things, drink wine, dress it
up for no reason in someone's house. It sounds like fun.
I love that. That sounds like a great plan. Some
people don't like dressing up unless they they're forced to
because of the restaurant dress code. Sometimes it's good to
dress up and have a little house party. I like that.
What about you, Brady Brody? I need to call Nate
on the carpet real quick right now. Directors used the

(10:50):
word bougie this weekend, and we were sitting around after
the show for a couple of minutes and they're talking
about a certain restaurant and Nate says, too scary, um,
stay away from the duck called fee. It's a bit dry.
Fair enough. It was dry. You might want to pair
it with a nice peno, just not I would order it.

(11:10):
I wouldn't order what restaurant had tried. It's unimportant, unimportant,
but it is dry. And that may have been bougie,
but it was the gods on his truth. Thank you, Brodie.
If it's a restaurants, it's a friend of ours. They
need to know that. Actually have told that particular person. Oh,
it's Bobby restaurant Bar American had dried d and I

(11:32):
told him and he goes, hey, thanks for the heads up.
He doesn't make it there as much as he does
to his other restaurants. I let him know. It was great.
It was just a little trying to give up. Sometimes
the Mozara sticks a little crunched applebee's. I think that,
whether we intended or not, we've all said something accidentally

(11:53):
bougie without being a bougie person. I'll use myself as
an example. I live in an apartment where there is
one teeny tiny strip where the floor of my kitchen
is a little bit higher than the floor of the hallway,
and so there's a teeny like inch long strip of marble.
Like they had that much marble that they could put
on my linoleum floor and it cracked, and so for

(12:15):
a while people who were coming over, I had to say,
don't cut your foot on the marble floor. Now that
sounds super bougie. Not like the floor is marble. It's
like a tiny chunk of the floor is marble. But
I caught myself saying, and I'm like, okay, that sounds bougie.
You know, it is so easy to sound bougie. But
the thing is, at the end of the day, Bethanie,
you are bougie. Knock about our buddy Bobby Flay, by

(12:39):
the way, is running in the London Marathon this weekend
on purpose. So yes, so send positive vibes to Bobby Flay.
He runs and stuff. Yes, he does. Absolutely this weekend.
I'm going to Atlantic City. I think it was a joke.
Why it was supposed to be a surprise for someone's
birthday and I let it out on the air, but
luckily that person didn't hear it. But on the podcast

(13:00):
now this person won't hear it. So we're good because
no one listens to this. Who is it Alex's mom?
Brownie points we're going on fun. I'm excited. My mommy's coming.
What are you guys doing? Just like a mom daughter,
just the two of you kind of. She hasn't seen
the kittens yet. She's like, I want to see the kittens.
I want to stay see the kids game. So she's

(13:21):
coming tonight. We're going to go shopping after the kids
go to sleep tonight, and then we're just going to
hang out and just relax and do mommy sounds like fun.
Sometimes you just need your mommy, you do know, it's
just the two of you and the kittens. That's hill
the rest of them out of town. No, he's here.
So a great tea came up to me. I was
getting some coffee before the fifteen minute morning show podcast.
He said hey, I'm like, hey, so, what are you

(13:41):
doing this weekend? I said, just weekend stuff conversation? She said, well,
what are you doing? I said, We're going to special occasion.
I said, why are you asking me all these questions?
Normal people make normal conversations. And I said to him,
I'm not normal. Okay, let me ask you guys, a question.
Is that? What is that? Is that? What the normal
people do? That's office speak? Right? What are you doing

(14:03):
this weekend? I'm going to Atlantic City especial occasion. I
mean those is that what normal people talk like? But yeah,
but like most people would elaborate, so he was like
pulling the information out of you. So it felt a
little bit more like an interrogation. But yeah, I'm going
to Atlantic City. You know, gy thing going on this weekend.
I tell you, I gave him more information than I
usually do. Usually I go t I'm just gonna have

(14:24):
my weekend. I'll see you Monday. And by the way, Elvis,
if you go to Bobby Flay steak stay away from
the du I was just saying, like it was. I
was like, hey, else, what are you doing? How how
was your weekend? What are you gonna told you? I know,
I know, I'm just saying it was like normal, you know, Okay,
I'm going to Atlantic City for a birthday. I'm gonna
go to a Bobby Flay steakhouse and it's gonna be

(14:45):
like eating dust dust dust can We'll keep Nate on
the carpet and talked to him for a second. You
have one minute. The other day, I noticed that I'm
noticing again, like Nate's body looks really good recently, like
he he's been working out. He's extend the podcast for this.
He really looks great. He's chiseled and everything's shoulders are popping.

(15:06):
Marry him him a picture? It last longer. Well was offended,
like They're like, how could I compliment him? And that
it looks so good the way he did it got brows,
compliment brows all the time. It's cool that yo, yo,
you're looking good man. Yeah, you know you look you've
been lifting whatever, but great, he was elaborating, gets specifically,
love the way your pecks true Like he's very pause

(15:31):
and I was okay with it. Do you see the
way the muscle comes out of his shoulder? That's a man? Nate?
Which way is the bathroom? Man? Just say something, you know,
if t if you want to describe it like that.
If other people have a problem with it, that's their problem.
You're fine. You can describe the curvature of his penis

(15:52):
if you want. I would love to see it. What's
the big time? All right, we gotta get out of here.
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