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April 20, 2017 16 mins

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(01:04):
on your on your podcaste Elvis represents morning showmind me
next time to lawer my head that what just happened?
Oh my god. I just walked in because I had
to go to potty and I had my head in

(01:25):
the bathroom. I had my head. I'm a mom. I
had to go potty. We're not your kids. I had
my headphones on high because that's how I have them.
During the show, you played them music. I jumped like
ten feet air. That was scary. Okay, now volume fell
off chair, Sudan. I gotta tell you, you know, I

(01:49):
can't get past the word potty. I'm an adult. I'm
a full size, full grown man. Like me to say
I went to take a ship. Yes, well I didn't.
I went to pay. Yell doesn't poop. You can say
I went to pay you know, but like you said,
you went to the bathroom. Maybe it's because I guess
because you're a mom right now, class do you have
to go party? You wouldn't talk to me that, Hey,

(02:12):
I gotta go take a whiz, Khalifa, What did you
say before two thousand? Got to drain the main veing? Okay,
earlier today I said I gotta go to the bathroom.
That's okay. So I'm okay, but scary you try saying
it like Danielle now though I gotta go potty. This

(02:34):
goes back to the conversation. Yeah, it goes back to
the conversation we had on the podcast last week about
the way you say the podcast. Yeah. Uh so anyway,
uh speaking of having to go to the bathroom, T
and I walked into the mens room at the same time.
And you know, there's two stalls in there. There's a
tall stall and the short stall. There's the handicap stall

(02:57):
in the regular size stall. Is that what you're talking abouts? Scratch, Dad,
We walked in the tall urinal and the short urinal. Yeah.
So he was like a step ahead of me, so
he obviously gravitates towards the tall urinals because he's shorter
than you. But I didn't think anything of it. I
just went to the one that I usually go to usually,
the urinals. If you look at the urinals on the wall,

(03:19):
they do look like a silhouette representation of scary and
Greg take right exactly, Bethany. I liked what you're going
with that, so I actually said, hey, buddy, can I
can we switch because he hadn't started going yet. I
didn't understand why. I'm like, what are you talking about? One?
I said, you belong here, and I belong there. I
belong on the tall stall because I'm taller than him.

(03:39):
And I'm thinking to myself, who thinks, like this? Are
you kidding me? Had you pulled your junk out yet?
It was just about my I got to the point
where my belt I won't even I won't do it now,
but I'll show you so you can hear the sound.
So I went to the stall and he looks like
paint a picture. And then you hear this. Wait, wait, listen,
you hear that you shake your every time you open it.

(04:01):
I'm shake it. And then I'm back on zip and
right there, scary, said he. And then I stopped, and
then he said you should go take this urinal over here.
So we switched. But he thought it was weird because
I'm a tall guy. I'm a taller guy. So yeah,
I see, I used the If I use the tall one,
my junk gets wet. I have to use the low one.

(04:22):
I don't get it. How do you think you wish?
You've told me a million times? I didn't take a
million times. I showed you three times. What is that true?
So that short people have to use a short urinal
takes a little first. It's almost like an elementary school urinal.
It's okay. You guys know water. You guys know water.

(04:45):
You don't know why there's a there's a there's a
urinal lower down for little people. Dumbass. It's for handicapped people. Wheelchair, wheelchair,
it's easier to access. I never thought about it. I thought,
I thought the bigger bathroom stalls with the bars bef hymns.
I feel like I just learned something today. I didn't
know teether though, but I thought, that's where you go

(05:06):
if you're on a wheelchair, you go to the handicaps.
That's what I was still a picture of the guy
in the wheelchair and the handicap stall is taking Where
do you go? You wait handicapped urinal? I guess. So
you're saying that the parking spaces in the malls with
the little blue guy is not a guy on a
hoppity hop. Why not it's not. I've been going to
the mall in a hoppity hop, so I can get

(05:26):
that spot. I thought it was the whimsical place to
park my bed. I thought it was the place. I
thought it was the place where the people are, so
you thought it strengthen their core. You thought the little urinal,
the lower urinal, was for take your son to work day.
He was telling that's what in case a someone who
is hike challenged or a little person. Why is there
that not blue symbol on there? Why was that symbol

(05:47):
because apparently everyone but you knows what it's for. And
the handicapped stall wach, there is not a symbol on
the handicap stall. There is not not understand. When you
see the bar, you figured that's what it's right, And
when you see the lower urinal, or some places have
lower sinks, it's so the wheel chack and roll up
to it. You honestly thought that urinal closer to the

(06:08):
ground was for someone who was little. But how would
you pee? You can't peep from the kids. Don't kids
don't work in this building. I've been saying that for years.
Every after built after a certain time has to have
a handicap accessible urinale go to a public Well, you're right, yeah,

(06:30):
there always is a shorter one. It's crazy because I
so um in my acting class, I was in a
scene and the guy in my scene partner had to
be in a wheelchair. That was like his role, and
so he rented a wheelchair and he had to bring
it to our studio. And the studio that we take
class in was built in like eighteen seventy four, and

(06:50):
so the staircase to get up is like the longest,
skinniest staircase ever. There's no bathrooms for people in wheelchairs.
And he never realized it until he was in a
wheelchair trying to do all this different stuff, and like
the building, he just couldn't. He couldn't do any of that.
Got to be honest, I never walked into that bathroom
and saw anybody in a wheelchair. We I have not

(07:11):
seen anyone in a wheelchair come into this floor of
the building. But filter code, you have to be prepared.
I agree, I have no I had no idea that
that's what I really thought it was for like a kid,
and I'm like, there's no kids at work here. I
just thought like one was lower because that's where the
piping came through. Why would you, I had that's what

(07:36):
they would have done in my apartment building. Maybe they
measured it wrong and they got the second one right.
They just did it and like they had two urnals.
Cares is esthetically more pleasing to have different layers. Maybe
one was for a short person that in case you
want to in case the contractor was eyeing it up,
you know what. And that looks about like that. They
didn't want to waste pipe. They're gonna not waste them pipe. Ay, Danielle,

(08:05):
this is what I love about you so much is
because like Scary's brain doesn't process things that don't directly
apply to him. But then when you learn about something
like that, you're like, oh, that's cooling. Not you really
you're not prejudice about it. You don't like, oh, that's dumb.
How do you explain teeth brains? Okay, So that's the difference.

(08:25):
People who say great team Scary sound the same on
the radio. Heres how you tell him apart, when they
learned something, Scary gets amazed like, oh my god, I
had no idea. I don't. He will fight you on
it and then say something even dumber. That's not true.
All that's not true. You will I think you said
the pipes were too SHORTY got to be honest. I
kind of dislike being the dumb guy that I don't

(08:48):
I don't realize, just like you follow up with with
with a comment that's less less learned. Yeah, I see
that right, Okay, thank you, I pretty Did you not
say I thought the pipes were shorter? I don't know.
I wasn't meant to be an insult. I'm sorry, it's fine.
So are you drinking a unicorn? Frat? Hell? No, I'm

(09:11):
a diabetic? Are you walking out? Okay? Can we talk
about something really quickly? Yeah? So, I think people who
listen to the show for long enough know this or
have picked up on this, but a lot of people don't.

(09:33):
Greg t is he wears his heart on his sleep.
He does, and he is truly two different people. He
really really is. If you ever meet Tea outside of
this show, he is like this sweet kind man. He
can be very sensitive in terms of like thoughtful, thoughtful
about your feelings. He's an amazing father, a great father.

(09:56):
He's a great artist and architect, like he can build
amazing things. He draws a amazing things. And then when
he comes on the show, the side of his personality
that's quirkier and funnier comes out and he is that person.
Both are real people, but I know that he gets
really frustrated sometimes when that when the side of him
that's like a real, lovely human being doesn't get to

(10:17):
be recognized. Lines get blurred a lot, so like when
when he meets people on the street they take him
for the guy that's about to drop his pants, and
but don't get but don't But don't think I'm saying
he's going to appear on Jeopardy tonight, because he's far
from that, nor like and and in fairness, all those
things you said about you're absolutely true and we all
love him. But on this podcast, he's still working, and

(10:40):
he's still Greg t the guy who says dumb things,
and he just said something that was kind of dope.
No not. I'm just adding to that, is that anything
we say to each other is said in jest, in
fun and in love. I know that is not stupid,
but we all he says dumb things sometimes more times

(11:02):
it gets old, I think. And how is it possible
we're a group of friends that know each other for
twenty You're gonna tell me that it doesn't get old. Ever,
when you're called a pedophile and someone's gonna because I
know that's not true, and I know people never get
people that believe whatever. But some days, some days though

(11:24):
scary though we joke around and say, you're a pedophile,
there's one day where you're not feeling well. But but
but when you're not feeling well, it affects you a
little bit more than when it does on other day.
But I'm trying to bring this out to people listening
to the podcast. In their circle of friends, everyone has
someone who's usually the butt of the jokes, but everyone
knows each other well enough that their family that they

(11:46):
can they can make those jabs at each other, right,
I see, yes, yes, yes. The difference though, is that
not everybody knows Greg t the way that we know
him personally. Like if you, like you said, if you
were to meet him on the street, you would think
that he was the guy who's going to take his
pants off, because we know he's different than that. But

(12:06):
not everybody listening, and there are listeners. Everybody listening to
this podcast is shaking their head yes at that. Yeah,
I do think he's the guy that's going to take
But that's the problem because if it was just us
sitting in a room and there were no microphones in
front of us. Maybe the joke would go over differently
because it's tea, but he still would say something like
he just said about the pipes being short, and they
stopped there, right. But the fact of the matter is

(12:28):
is that you know, you're making him feel stupid when
all these people are listening to the podcast and there
I'm sorry, I get paid off of being stupid, of course,
but but but you can still get tired of it.
It can be tiring, you know, and maybe I'll go
work at home depot then I don't know. I can't.
I can't side with that. But that's how you because

(12:50):
Queen is what we do, is what we get paid
to do. Like I think it's entertained. But like I
said that eventually we all have that one day, and
him more than others where just the simplest thing makes
the camel's back, maybe there's other stuff going on and right,
and more than anyone else on the show, he is
like almost a caricature, you know, like he could see that,

(13:12):
and like I said, he does have that side to him.
He really does love to get naked. He really does
love to you know, goof around. But that gets played up.
You scary Danielle. All of us get to have a
different side that appears on the air where you know,
whereas when we need great tea, it's usually because we
want him to do stuff like that, And so I
know he gets frustrated that that's all we say. I'm

(13:33):
just glad I wasn't the one who pisted him off. No,
I mean, bro, you were the one who made the
comments on the floor he walked out. But it's a
fair I think that knowing that that T has a

(13:54):
regular side, or that that he takes things right, but
not during the show. Our jobs to be the people
that people expect us to be during the show. I
made that comment expecting him to be the person he
is during the show. When he and I are having
dinner together at a restaurant, I don't say, God, you're
the stupid one. But when he makes a comment that listen,
people always text in is he really that way? Can

(14:15):
he not know that Hawaii's not next to Alaska? He
doesn't know when looks at a map sometimes a Hawii's
not next to Alaska. And I'll say that's t lovable.
But my comment was he said something that was stupid.
But then I didn't say he was stupid. I would
never say he's stupid. He made a stupid comment because
it was funny. It was a funny, stupid comment. I
say things that are stupid. I don't think I'm stupid,

(14:35):
And so I don't think any of us thought that
reaction would happen. I certainly would never. I would never
say anything to a human being to get that reaction.
Of course, not so. I don't think it's on the
podcast he wants to be taken the way you he
I want. I think he wants a different side of
him to come. Well, that's fine, but this is the
fifteen minute morning show off air show which I listened to.
He is a different He's not exactly the person again, Daniel,

(14:59):
He's not he's perfect. He has a different side, does
have a different side on the show podcast. But this,
but in fairness, this is an extension of our morning show.
And he came into this room as Greg T, the
fat boy or Greg T, and so we're talking to
each other as the people and the characters. This is

(15:19):
an extension of the show that we do. That goes
back to the point. I know you guys look at
me like I'm just being and so granted I don't
speak on the Big Show very much, but Elvis might
have said that comment to him Scary in the main show, right,
So that seemed like a fair comment as a joke
between Ernie and Bert to go, hey, this is what

(15:40):
Ernie would do, and this is what Bernie, you know
Bert would do. Scary has a bewilderment and he goes,
I didn't know that, and he goes, that's not right,
that doesn't sound right. The moon landing never happened. That's
his character. I think I see your point. I think
that we just have to P's the human. We're all human,
and now I'm going to go him and that's fine
fifty with him.

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