April 19, 2017 • 16 mins
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on your on your podcast, firm Elvis Presents Minute Morning Shown.
What's started? What's all the cameras? I don't know cameras.
I thought our fifteen minute morning show was going Broadway.
(01:26):
I don't know it was going to the big screen.
We need a big announcement for this guy. What's happening here?
I can't wait to watch him on the big screen.
Or actually that's a little screen. Danyelle was on a
reality show, Scary was on a reality show. Everybody else.
I've been in the background in star skiing Hutch that's big.
I was in the background on the TV show Dallas
because I lived in Dallas. Oh and you also part
(01:47):
of a crowd scene where you ran Oh yeah, I
ran through the teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Yeah's a couple
of times. Yeah. I was on Blind Date and The
Rickey Lake Show and The People's Court and uh yeah.
But to say it's scary, all of those pale and
compared us into our next guest, and thank you everyone.
He was going to be starring on the next season
(02:10):
of Survivor. One can only hope that I can make
If you do get on the show, will Elvis let
you leave for that amount of time, I would hope. So,
I mean, it's been like my dream ever since I'm
like nine years old. And how long are you away for?
Do you know? But I think it's two months? So
why why? Why? Why do you want to be a survivor?
I think I want to be on it because I
just feel like I'm good at managing people in the
(02:33):
nicest way. Make sure not to say that episode one
to everybody else You'll manage to get your stuff in
the home. No, I think I think I'm nice enough
to be like, hey, what's going on to everybody? I mean,
I'm obviously not going to be the biggest challenge winner.
You don't have that physical step. Yeah, I could do puzzles.
Can you make fire questionable? Can you balance water on
(02:55):
your head? Yeah? Bugs um if they're there, so that
you're going to see. The thing about Andrew that a
lot of people don't know is at the surface, he's
very sweet and kind, very lovely, cuddly affectionatest, but like
will cut you, like he has said some of the
nastiest things about people behind their backs that I've ever heard.
(03:18):
But like, why don't you because it is a tribal council.
Right now, I'm going home. But it's not about none
of it's been about you guys. By the way, I'd
like to know what he said about me behind my back.
But Andrew can like take care of himself. He's not
(03:38):
a pushover. He can stand up for himself and like,
we'll get people on his side and then I'll stab
him in the back. See, when it comes to that's
people management, in my opinion, I think it's being able
to know what people want and when part come in.
It's all about because I don't think you need to
stab people in the back. I think again it's nice
(03:59):
manipulate it at the end out last out play, not outstand.
But in the end, it is about, you know, stabbing
people in the back. But it's also by being likable.
I think I'm likable enough where if I did stab
you in the back, chances are you'll still probably vote
for me for the million. I really think that. Yeah,
but how are you going to get past the physical challenges?
(04:19):
They do some crazy stuff on that show. To be honest,
past winners really don't. You don't have to be that physical,
You just have to be likable. You just glide along
in third place until you jump and you go right
in exactly. I think you just have to be likable.
You have to be willing a horse race with where
a horse that's always out in front of the beginning
of the race never is the one that comes. He's
a likable, non threat who's clever enough to work his
(04:40):
way into the top four, get into the top three.
They'll trust him because he's not good at winning, and
then the other people are hated and they go, well,
he outwitted people, He outplayed everybody. Not question, are you
going to get strategic laser hair removal beforehand so that
you're just enough rugged to be attractive but not so
harry that you're overwhelming. Well, the thing is I already
(05:03):
have like a patchy beard, so that will be something
I have to overcome on the show, because let's just
be honest right here, there's nothing there. My beard will
be the weirdest thing probably to ever be seen on
that show. So I mean, just put me on the
show for that reason. Thing. I think that you have
to have a thing to stand out, right, So is
that your thing? The missing patch in my beard? Yeah?
(05:23):
That's oh, I mean, what would be your thing, that
cannot be your thing. Let's figure out and all the things, please,
I don't know what's the what is the thing? Like impressions.
You do really good impressions. I bet you could do
impressions of the other members. So I feel like if
I had confessionals, they would be great, where I would
just be like, because you know, I'd probably be stuck
with like the flight attendant, like Bible lady, like that's
(05:44):
just who I know. I'm going to be on a
tribe with some flight attendant. Now, one of the reasons
you want to be on the show is not just
to win the million dollars which you will share with
all of us. Yeah, that you watch every episode, you
watch the multiple times, and you feel like you're a
student of the game. A couple of years ago, a
true student of the game one the redheaded guy, Yeah
Cochrane right there, he had been on. He didn't win,
(06:06):
but he seemed like he really knew how to play
the game. He pulled a big move and it backfired
on him when he switched sides at and right at
the merge, he switched teams and loyalty right. But then
he came back and he won yeah. So do you
feel like you've learned from all of the winners how
to win? And again Cochrane the first time wasn't likable.
I feel like you have to be likable from this start.
It's just being able to go up to people and
(06:27):
just like know what people want. When I think I'm
good at that, you're very good at that. So so
you know what people want to want to hear is
part of it. Like if you know I want to
hear you say something a certain something, you'll actually parrot
that and you'll say it to me. I'm like, oh,
I love Andrew because he thinks the way I think. Yes,
that will you be afraid to say things in confessionals
about other people that you know they're going to see
(06:47):
at the finale because I love that when they say, oh,
that girl's a bit I would punch her right in
the face. And then that the finale they all watch
it together and you have to sit next to that person. No,
because those people would be gone in the beginning, and
I mean sure of it. I want you to tell
me you're totally going to vote, not vote for me,
even though you know you're gonna vote for me. Tell
me how I would never vote for you. We have it.
(07:08):
We're a team, so basically it would just be go
tell me we're a team. But you know tonight you're
voting for me, so tell me how you're not going
to vote for me. So okay, you're not going to
vote for me? Are you? Brodie? The plan tonight? We
have to get Danielle out too likable. I'm with too
nice Danielle, Like Danielle is a mom, Danielle, meet it
already today, Thirst, Now Bethany, Bethany's going to vote for
(07:30):
Nate to split the vote. But you we went ot
a tight No, I have Bethany on my side right voting.
We have a block now, Yeah, so we're good. So
I'm safe. I don't need to use my immunity now,
I'm okay good. If anything, give it to me just
for safekeeping. That's a good idea. Actually, you are pretty convincing.
Are you going to switch it? Though? And then if
(07:51):
I'm working with Bethany for real, but you're telling Brodie,
but then in a future episode, not trust you because
the way you dick Brody over and is Brodie and
I are I mean, Bethany and I were always working together,
but we needed to get brody. At what point do
you turn on her? Exactly? Okay, So here's the thing exactly,
you need at least one other person always. You just
(08:13):
have to have one good Ally, it's the same thing
in life. Just have one good friend who you can
always Trust's sorry, but if you have one good person there,
you're good keeping going. Okay, okay, you seem to be
very good at the manipulation takes. So what is your
weakness then, Andrew? What what are you going to get
on this island or in the jungle and say, oh,
I don't know how to do blank? I think it
(08:35):
would be physical challenges. Get it in the volleyball when
they have to put it in the net. That's not
gonna happen. But don't ask for help. Try to do
it yourself exactly. Try to ask for help. Then they
think you're too weak. There's also no sleeping things. Are
you good at water sports? I haven't really done too
many water sports. Do they do stuff stuff? Yeah? I
(08:57):
mean I could if in a canoe with people, he'll
be the guy golling stroke. I've seen that on there polo. Actually,
they do fun. There are episodes like some of the
challenges go to waterpolt. You know what, though, if I
was the producer, I wouldn't cast you. You know too
much about the show. I want somebody with a little
(09:19):
bit of ignorance, so they're coming in and they don't
know how to manipulate everybody depends if he gets about
his knowledge. They like that so they can show you
how the mighty have fallen. Thinks he knows his way,
They're going to show him that he don't really know
him way. And also I would cast him the year
that we're planning to do survivor the Denver Airport or
like something totally the beaten path, completely that they've ever done,
(09:43):
because now you don't know anything. You have to survive
in the basement of the Denver Airport. A gym lives there.
How do you feel about not showering for over a
month Again, when it comes to something like that and
you practice here, it's not gonna happen. But I want
you to wear what you would were on the island
around around the studio you're watching. It's a sweater. I
(10:03):
would wear a sweater. Well, it's get cold at night,
You'll be okay taking your sweater off. And showing everyone
you're just like everything I've been doing. C KO. I'm ready,
so let's go. Let's go. I'm into this. I really
think that that you could do a very good job
on this. I think I think I'm ready to win.
(10:24):
My words for you, though, Andrew, Yes, don't get cocky.
Agree with you. You're already cocky, man, You're already going
into this thing thinking that you're gonna win. You have
to listen to people, and I think I'm a good listener.
I think I would if I trusted you enough. You
telling me listen, you're being cocky. Just listen to me
on this. I can listen to you and say, you
(10:45):
know what, I am being a dick. I won't pay
attention like I will. I will pay attention to you.
Let's do what you're thinking. Be a good listeners. When
when Jeff Probe says the tribe has spoken, you know
he's talking to you. You have to leave. That bitch
already told me he would be snuffing out my torch.
It's nothing. Oh yeah, don't forget. Jeff Probs was on
our show all about three weeks ago, and he hit
him up right then and there. He's like I want
to be on because he put put a tape together.
(11:05):
But he also gave you hell for not having put
a tap together. But a true fan would have done
this eight seasons ago. Andrew, Well, when does your tape do?
I don't know when the specific date is, but Jeff
told me to tweet him. So, yeah, we love lunch.
Have you people call my people? Everyone when you get
onto the island is gonna hate you because you're bff
(11:27):
with Jeff Probst. I mean maybe, I mean, I'm not
going to be like yo Jeff. Remember that one time
he didn't call Propes. I think if there was a chance,
I mean, Propsty sounds like a good nickname. Passes me. Honest,
I'm excited for you. I'm nervous for you. I think
excited for you if I actually made it on the show.
Let's just do a quick poll. Who thinks I would
(11:49):
make it past the first three days? Day? Definitely? That's
when the bitch and the home and the really obnoxious
guys and the really nasty people go home date the
first three days. Okay, so I'm the really old person
that they go, well, he's old and he really can't
do that. Yeah, we should send him home. So I'm
making it three days. Yeah, oh yeah, what about to
(12:09):
the merge on day nineteen? Yes, yes, I think you
could make it there. Yeah. But then when people who
don't know you get to know you, you have to
start all over again. I have confidence in you. But
wait a second. When you when you merge, you know
there's people on the other side that have seen your
behavior from afar. No, I mean kind of. I think
if you're up five four you got a shot. If
you're down five four to merge to I could agree
(12:32):
with that. Then they got a cochranit and switch sides,
or consider the options and try and get one of
them to flip to me listening. That's what you gotta do.
Question follow up question how big can your hair get? Oh,
it gets to like afro size because you have really curly,
dark thick hair. So by the end of them, what
is it, a month? Two months? Days? How big is
(12:55):
your hair going to be? It'll be like have you
ever seen high school musical Corvin Blurt picture with a
patchy beard, super attractive by the sun. Oh, you're gonna
be good lucky as well. I'm there for the tan.
Let's just be honest, the tan and to be honest,
it's also a vacation. Did they they do give you
(13:15):
sunscreen if you're one of the final six? I think
it is five and they get to bring a loved
one to the island, right, and we get to bring
that loved one and they're right there. You have to
win to chat otherwise they get back on the plane. Right,
who would you bring as your loved one? I've already
said it would be my grandma. But my grandma has
already told me that if I won the challenge, she
wouldn't actually go with me, so it would be a
(13:35):
waste of a win. Okay, already you're losing points now
on Survivor. You're taking a poor choice to the island,
not even because guess what then I could be like, guys,
you know my grandma, she's just not feeling well. One
of you guys could take the win for me. You
know you're ignoring one thing here, Andrew. When the show
is over, you are now going to be a former
(13:57):
reality star. You're no longer an assist it. Yeah you are.
You are going to be shilling like ax body spread.
You're gonna be like, hey, everybody, come to my book signing. Yeah, oh,
you can't wear the buff to work. You can't. I mean, no,
you're gonna ignore us. You're gonna be doing the circuit.
You're gonna be coming out. Yeah, he'll be Dancing with
(14:21):
the Stars. Only if I won. Yeah, you have to win.
You might be doing this podcast now, he'll be too
big to do this podcastcast. We're really thinking that a
former reality show contestant. I mean, name five of them
who went big. That's the problem. You're not going to
be but you're going to try and try and make
(14:42):
it big. I'll open up a restaurant, cookbook, a cookbook,
do a cookbook. Maybe I'll go full on Mike the
situation and be like, I'm gonna open up Tanning Boston.
Boston Rob follows me on Twitter. He's the celebrity in
my eyes, follows me on Twitter. Yeah, for a different reason.
I don't even know what that means. Season one, go
watch it's awesome. I mean, realistically, who here do we
(15:05):
think could win besides me? I think they have Josh.
I think I think Josh would surprise us all and
stick it out. I could see that. And I think
Greg t because he would go Ferrell and frighten. People
don't want escaped. If I had a recliner and air conditioning,
(15:25):
I have a shot because everything hurts and it's hot
and sticky. But as far as playing the into personal
game and and and being able to lie to someone
and do an improv off whatever is going on, I'm
really good at that. And I'm really good at certain
physical chance sporting things. I could compete in to day one,
but it's too hot and sticky, no shower. I'm out
(15:46):
as soon as they tell me to eat something, and
I will knock you down for those fifteen that morning
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(01:04):
on your on your podcast, firm Elvis Presents Minute Morning Shown.
What's started? What's all the cameras? I don't know cameras.
I thought our fifteen minute morning show was going Broadway.
(01:26):
I don't know it was going to the big screen.
We need a big announcement for this guy. What's happening here?
I can't wait to watch him on the big screen.
Or actually that's a little screen. Danyelle was on a
reality show, Scary was on a reality show. Everybody else.
I've been in the background in star skiing Hutch that's big.
I was in the background on the TV show Dallas
because I lived in Dallas. Oh and you also part
(01:47):
of a crowd scene where you ran Oh yeah, I
ran through the teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Yeah's a couple
of times. Yeah. I was on Blind Date and The
Rickey Lake Show and The People's Court and uh yeah.
But to say it's scary, all of those pale and
compared us into our next guest, and thank you everyone.
He was going to be starring on the next season
(02:10):
of Survivor. One can only hope that I can make
If you do get on the show, will Elvis let
you leave for that amount of time, I would hope. So,
I mean, it's been like my dream ever since I'm
like nine years old. And how long are you away for?
Do you know? But I think it's two months? So
why why? Why? Why do you want to be a survivor?
I think I want to be on it because I
just feel like I'm good at managing people in the
(02:33):
nicest way. Make sure not to say that episode one
to everybody else You'll manage to get your stuff in
the home. No, I think I think I'm nice enough
to be like, hey, what's going on to everybody? I mean,
I'm obviously not going to be the biggest challenge winner.
You don't have that physical step. Yeah, I could do puzzles.
Can you make fire questionable? Can you balance water on
(02:55):
your head? Yeah? Bugs um if they're there, so that
you're going to see. The thing about Andrew that a
lot of people don't know is at the surface, he's
very sweet and kind, very lovely, cuddly affectionatest, but like
will cut you, like he has said some of the
nastiest things about people behind their backs that I've ever heard.
(03:18):
But like, why don't you because it is a tribal council.
Right now, I'm going home. But it's not about none
of it's been about you guys. By the way, I'd
like to know what he said about me behind my back.
But Andrew can like take care of himself. He's not
(03:38):
a pushover. He can stand up for himself and like,
we'll get people on his side and then I'll stab
him in the back. See, when it comes to that's
people management, in my opinion, I think it's being able
to know what people want and when part come in.
It's all about because I don't think you need to
stab people in the back. I think again it's nice
(03:59):
manipulate it at the end out last out play, not outstand.
But in the end, it is about, you know, stabbing
people in the back. But it's also by being likable.
I think I'm likable enough where if I did stab
you in the back, chances are you'll still probably vote
for me for the million. I really think that. Yeah,
but how are you going to get past the physical challenges?
(04:19):
They do some crazy stuff on that show. To be honest,
past winners really don't. You don't have to be that physical,
You just have to be likable. You just glide along
in third place until you jump and you go right
in exactly. I think you just have to be likable.
You have to be willing a horse race with where
a horse that's always out in front of the beginning
of the race never is the one that comes. He's
a likable, non threat who's clever enough to work his
(04:40):
way into the top four, get into the top three.
They'll trust him because he's not good at winning, and
then the other people are hated and they go, well,
he outwitted people, He outplayed everybody. Not question, are you
going to get strategic laser hair removal beforehand so that
you're just enough rugged to be attractive but not so
harry that you're overwhelming. Well, the thing is I already
(05:03):
have like a patchy beard, so that will be something
I have to overcome on the show, because let's just
be honest right here, there's nothing there. My beard will
be the weirdest thing probably to ever be seen on
that show. So I mean, just put me on the
show for that reason. Thing. I think that you have
to have a thing to stand out, right, So is
that your thing? The missing patch in my beard? Yeah?
(05:23):
That's oh, I mean, what would be your thing, that
cannot be your thing. Let's figure out and all the things, please,
I don't know what's the what is the thing? Like impressions.
You do really good impressions. I bet you could do
impressions of the other members. So I feel like if
I had confessionals, they would be great, where I would
just be like, because you know, I'd probably be stuck
with like the flight attendant, like Bible lady, like that's
(05:44):
just who I know. I'm going to be on a
tribe with some flight attendant. Now, one of the reasons
you want to be on the show is not just
to win the million dollars which you will share with
all of us. Yeah, that you watch every episode, you
watch the multiple times, and you feel like you're a
student of the game. A couple of years ago, a
true student of the game one the redheaded guy, Yeah
Cochrane right there, he had been on. He didn't win,
(06:06):
but he seemed like he really knew how to play
the game. He pulled a big move and it backfired
on him when he switched sides at and right at
the merge, he switched teams and loyalty right. But then
he came back and he won yeah. So do you
feel like you've learned from all of the winners how
to win? And again Cochrane the first time wasn't likable.
I feel like you have to be likable from this start.
It's just being able to go up to people and
(06:27):
just like know what people want. When I think I'm
good at that, you're very good at that. So so
you know what people want to want to hear is
part of it. Like if you know I want to
hear you say something a certain something, you'll actually parrot
that and you'll say it to me. I'm like, oh,
I love Andrew because he thinks the way I think. Yes,
that will you be afraid to say things in confessionals
about other people that you know they're going to see
(06:47):
at the finale because I love that when they say, oh,
that girl's a bit I would punch her right in
the face. And then that the finale they all watch
it together and you have to sit next to that person. No,
because those people would be gone in the beginning, and
I mean sure of it. I want you to tell
me you're totally going to vote, not vote for me,
even though you know you're gonna vote for me. Tell
me how I would never vote for you. We have it.
(07:08):
We're a team, so basically it would just be go
tell me we're a team. But you know tonight you're
voting for me, so tell me how you're not going
to vote for me. So okay, you're not going to
vote for me? Are you? Brodie? The plan tonight? We
have to get Danielle out too likable. I'm with too
nice Danielle, Like Danielle is a mom, Danielle, meet it
already today, Thirst, Now Bethany, Bethany's going to vote for
(07:30):
Nate to split the vote. But you we went ot
a tight No, I have Bethany on my side right voting.
We have a block now, Yeah, so we're good. So
I'm safe. I don't need to use my immunity now,
I'm okay good. If anything, give it to me just
for safekeeping. That's a good idea. Actually, you are pretty convincing.
Are you going to switch it? Though? And then if
(07:51):
I'm working with Bethany for real, but you're telling Brodie,
but then in a future episode, not trust you because
the way you dick Brody over and is Brodie and
I are I mean, Bethany and I were always working together,
but we needed to get brody. At what point do
you turn on her? Exactly? Okay, So here's the thing exactly,
you need at least one other person always. You just
(08:13):
have to have one good Ally, it's the same thing
in life. Just have one good friend who you can
always Trust's sorry, but if you have one good person there,
you're good keeping going. Okay, okay, you seem to be
very good at the manipulation takes. So what is your
weakness then, Andrew? What what are you going to get
on this island or in the jungle and say, oh,
I don't know how to do blank? I think it
(08:35):
would be physical challenges. Get it in the volleyball when
they have to put it in the net. That's not
gonna happen. But don't ask for help. Try to do
it yourself exactly. Try to ask for help. Then they
think you're too weak. There's also no sleeping things. Are
you good at water sports? I haven't really done too
many water sports. Do they do stuff stuff? Yeah? I
(08:57):
mean I could if in a canoe with people, he'll
be the guy golling stroke. I've seen that on there polo. Actually,
they do fun. There are episodes like some of the
challenges go to waterpolt. You know what, though, if I
was the producer, I wouldn't cast you. You know too
much about the show. I want somebody with a little
(09:19):
bit of ignorance, so they're coming in and they don't
know how to manipulate everybody depends if he gets about
his knowledge. They like that so they can show you
how the mighty have fallen. Thinks he knows his way,
They're going to show him that he don't really know
him way. And also I would cast him the year
that we're planning to do survivor the Denver Airport or
like something totally the beaten path, completely that they've ever done,
(09:43):
because now you don't know anything. You have to survive
in the basement of the Denver Airport. A gym lives there.
How do you feel about not showering for over a
month Again, when it comes to something like that and
you practice here, it's not gonna happen. But I want
you to wear what you would were on the island
around around the studio you're watching. It's a sweater. I
(10:03):
would wear a sweater. Well, it's get cold at night,
You'll be okay taking your sweater off. And showing everyone
you're just like everything I've been doing. C KO. I'm ready,
so let's go. Let's go. I'm into this. I really
think that that you could do a very good job
on this. I think I think I'm ready to win.
(10:24):
My words for you, though, Andrew, Yes, don't get cocky.
Agree with you. You're already cocky, man, You're already going
into this thing thinking that you're gonna win. You have
to listen to people, and I think I'm a good listener.
I think I would if I trusted you enough. You
telling me listen, you're being cocky. Just listen to me
on this. I can listen to you and say, you
(10:45):
know what, I am being a dick. I won't pay
attention like I will. I will pay attention to you.
Let's do what you're thinking. Be a good listeners. When
when Jeff Probe says the tribe has spoken, you know
he's talking to you. You have to leave. That bitch
already told me he would be snuffing out my torch.
It's nothing. Oh yeah, don't forget. Jeff Probs was on
our show all about three weeks ago, and he hit
him up right then and there. He's like I want
to be on because he put put a tape together.
(11:05):
But he also gave you hell for not having put
a tap together. But a true fan would have done
this eight seasons ago. Andrew, Well, when does your tape do?
I don't know when the specific date is, but Jeff
told me to tweet him. So, yeah, we love lunch.
Have you people call my people? Everyone when you get
onto the island is gonna hate you because you're bff
(11:27):
with Jeff Probst. I mean maybe, I mean, I'm not
going to be like yo Jeff. Remember that one time
he didn't call Propes. I think if there was a chance,
I mean, Propsty sounds like a good nickname. Passes me. Honest,
I'm excited for you. I'm nervous for you. I think
excited for you if I actually made it on the show.
Let's just do a quick poll. Who thinks I would
(11:49):
make it past the first three days? Day? Definitely? That's
when the bitch and the home and the really obnoxious
guys and the really nasty people go home date the
first three days. Okay, so I'm the really old person
that they go, well, he's old and he really can't
do that. Yeah, we should send him home. So I'm
making it three days. Yeah, oh yeah, what about to
(12:09):
the merge on day nineteen? Yes, yes, I think you
could make it there. Yeah. But then when people who
don't know you get to know you, you have to
start all over again. I have confidence in you. But
wait a second. When you when you merge, you know
there's people on the other side that have seen your
behavior from afar. No, I mean kind of. I think
if you're up five four you got a shot. If
you're down five four to merge to I could agree
(12:32):
with that. Then they got a cochranit and switch sides,
or consider the options and try and get one of
them to flip to me listening. That's what you gotta do.
Question follow up question how big can your hair get? Oh,
it gets to like afro size because you have really curly,
dark thick hair. So by the end of them, what
is it, a month? Two months? Days? How big is
(12:55):
your hair going to be? It'll be like have you
ever seen high school musical Corvin Blurt picture with a
patchy beard, super attractive by the sun. Oh, you're gonna
be good lucky as well. I'm there for the tan.
Let's just be honest, the tan and to be honest,
it's also a vacation. Did they they do give you
(13:15):
sunscreen if you're one of the final six? I think
it is five and they get to bring a loved
one to the island, right, and we get to bring
that loved one and they're right there. You have to
win to chat otherwise they get back on the plane. Right,
who would you bring as your loved one? I've already
said it would be my grandma. But my grandma has
already told me that if I won the challenge, she
wouldn't actually go with me, so it would be a
(13:35):
waste of a win. Okay, already you're losing points now
on Survivor. You're taking a poor choice to the island,
not even because guess what then I could be like, guys,
you know my grandma, she's just not feeling well. One
of you guys could take the win for me. You
know you're ignoring one thing here, Andrew. When the show
is over, you are now going to be a former
(13:57):
reality star. You're no longer an assist it. Yeah you are.
You are going to be shilling like ax body spread.
You're gonna be like, hey, everybody, come to my book signing. Yeah, oh,
you can't wear the buff to work. You can't. I mean, no,
you're gonna ignore us. You're gonna be doing the circuit.
You're gonna be coming out. Yeah, he'll be Dancing with
(14:21):
the Stars. Only if I won. Yeah, you have to win.
You might be doing this podcast now, he'll be too
big to do this podcastcast. We're really thinking that a
former reality show contestant. I mean, name five of them
who went big. That's the problem. You're not going to
be but you're going to try and try and make
(14:42):
it big. I'll open up a restaurant, cookbook, a cookbook,
do a cookbook. Maybe I'll go full on Mike the
situation and be like, I'm gonna open up Tanning Boston.
Boston Rob follows me on Twitter. He's the celebrity in
my eyes, follows me on Twitter. Yeah, for a different reason.
I don't even know what that means. Season one, go
watch it's awesome. I mean, realistically, who here do we
(15:05):
think could win besides me? I think they have Josh.
I think I think Josh would surprise us all and
stick it out. I could see that. And I think
Greg t because he would go Ferrell and frighten. People
don't want escaped. If I had a recliner and air conditioning,
(15:25):
I have a shot because everything hurts and it's hot
and sticky. But as far as playing the into personal
game and and and being able to lie to someone
and do an improv off whatever is going on, I'm
really good at that. And I'm really good at certain
physical chance sporting things. I could compete in to day one,
but it's too hot and sticky, no shower. I'm out
(15:46):
as soon as they tell me to eat something, and
I will knock you down for those fifteen that morning
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