April 17, 2017 • 16 mins
Bethany didn't realize she went online shopping this weekend until the NEXT morning!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Fifteen minute morning show podcast coming up, but we got
to talk about Blue Apron. Thanks to Blue Apron. The
next fifteen minutes around them. Every Wednesday, my Blue Apron
box arrives full of fresh produce, all measured out so
I don't have any waste when I cook these meals
that their chefs come up with. They give you this
easy to read card with every meal, and every meal
is under ten dollars if you actually learn how to
(00:22):
cook from them. And like I said, they're ingredients are
from right up the street. They're all from farms in
your region. It's affordable, like I said, less than ten
dollars per meal. Lots of varieties, new recipes every week.
They're flexible with what you want. If you don't want fish,
they won't send fish. If you need to take off
a week or two or the three or four days,
just do it. They don't charge you, and guaranteed freshness
every single meal. They do the heavy lifting, They do
(00:44):
all the shopping, and like I said, they don't give
you too much food. Seedn't waste any food. You just
chop it, saute it, and eat it. It's so delicious.
Check out this week's menu. Get your first three meals
for free and free shipping by going to blue Apron
dot com slash fifteen as in fifteen minute morning Show
blue Apron dot Com slash what would you talk about
(01:06):
on your on your podcast Elvis Presents Show, Happy Monday,
Happy Monday. I hope everybody had a fabulous Easter. This
is Easter Monday. This is actually technically still a Holidays.
(01:26):
It's also still pass Over Monday as well. Happy but no, no,
but a lot of that's true. My my friend is
off today for Passover. They took off today and tomorrow
for Passover. And then a lot of schools and stuff
are closed for Eastern Rinday because a lot of because
because Easter falls on a Sunday, the companies, some companies
are obligated to give that a day off. They need
(01:47):
a day off, so they give them the Monday. So
that's today. I did. I actually really didn't realize that either.
But say, but not for us? Well, can I say? Um,
we're all in a different studio today recording this because
is Elvis's dog. Max isn't a photo shoot dog photo shoot,
that's where we are. So so it's Elvis and then
(02:11):
it's Max. The dog and then it's like Danielle, No, No,
then it's Max's Toys. It's in the morning show. Yeah, yeah,
we are on the bottom of the t shirt. Guy.
This is super weird for me because we've been doing
the podcast near the studio now for a year, right, Yeah,
but we worked in this studio for five years. Yeah,
we used to do our morning show. The entire show
(02:33):
used to be in this studio that we're in right now,
and we kind of left it like that abandoned playground.
I always use that reference. It's like when you just
they just turned the lights off one day and they
left all the rides and everything went creaky and disgusting,
and we started growing on the roller coaster tracks. Well,
that's what it's like coming back in here now turning
the lights on. The ironic thing was I was going
(02:55):
to say I never spoke in this studio for five years,
and then Scary one off at ten minutes instead of talking.
So okay, So we have Nate in here, Ni Hi,
we have Scary, we have Brody Danielle Hi. I'm bethany
Um and we touched on this briefly during the big show,
but we didn't really get into it, but uh, I
(03:16):
want to know if you guys have ever done anything similar.
Last night I couldn't sleep, and so I took a
sleeping pill and I woke up this morning to an
email from Forever twenty one dot com thanking me for
my purchase. And I apparently spent a hundred and seventy
five dollars on cool lots and tank tops. But at
least it was cute stuff like it wasn't. Yes, they're adorable,
(03:36):
but I'm in a bit of a financial situation right
now where I have some stuff I have to pay off,
and so spending a hundred and seventy five dollars is
not the best idea and I'm going to have to
return it all. But I was curious if you guys
have ever like drunk shopped, or slept shopped or sleep
sleep shop. I tried a drunk shop and you stopped
me because I thought everything looked good. We weren't hoboken,
(03:56):
and I'm like, it does look so look you because
I didn't. I think about a necklace that you did.
It was pretty. Yeah, I don't know. I think this
is more of a girl thing. I couldn't tell you
the last time that I slept shopped or drunk shops. Really,
shopping really isn't a thing that if I need something,
(04:17):
I'll purchase it. Yeah. I don't actively go looking for
outfits or COO lots or time or any of those
shorts or you know, I don't prepay. Ask your question.
When you're like getting ready for an event or something
said our jingle ball, you don't go out by something
specifically that you'll still find something in your closet. No,
(04:38):
I will. I will get like a jacket or something
like that, but I'm not that it has a purpose. Yeah,
that has a purpose. I'm not just going to go
shopping for the sake of going shopping. Oh my gosh,
I hate check shopped that I did. I don't fday. Well,
my wife and I spent almost like down to like
fifteen dollars in our checking account and we got paid.
(04:58):
I didn't realize that we got paid on Friday, because
the fifteenth is Saturday. So I went to the supermarket
thinking we had like fifteen dollars. I went to get
one bag of Tostito scoops that I wanted delicious, and
then my wife texted me and said, oh, we got paid. Today,
I ended up with a five dollars and groceries because
(05:19):
I had money. I looked, I opened the app for
the bank and I looked at my account and it
was the full amount, and it went, oh, I'm rich,
not realizing that that's all going to bills. But I
took it like I've got money, and I spent, you know,
I went paycheck shopping. Garrett just joined us. Garrett, we're
talking about shopping while you're drunk or or or sleeping,
more drunk than than sleeping, because when I sleep, I
(05:41):
I enjoy sleeping, so I don't want anything getting in
the way of that. So but no drunk drunk shopping
does happen after about three or four ciders. Amazon Prime
very deadly because it shows up and under under by
the next day and you don't have to think about it.
Like with Amazon Prime, your information is already in there,
so you don't have the risk of incorrectly like entering
(06:01):
your address or anything. You know, it's the worst kind
of drunk shopping going to eBay, because you might actually
get into that competitive mode and say, as you see
some some things ticking down to like the last like
you know, three minutes, like I'm gonna get in on
this screw that. I want to beat that person. I
gotta beat that guy, and then you might like run
up to score and be paying for something that you
never would have even and dreamt about, and think of
(06:24):
all the other people's junk that's on there. Um. About
four years ago, a buddy of mine drunk shopped. He
actually bought the McDonald's bench with Ronald McDonald. Remember the
ceramic Ronald McDonald sitting on a bench and when his
arm is out and then and then you're supposed to
be like a photo op in front of a McDonald,
you're supposed to sit down on the bench. Next day
(06:46):
he paid. He paid FO three dollars for it. Actually,
that's the way less than I thought. I don't I
don't drunk eBay, but I do angry eBay, and that's
just as bad. It's where you're bidding on something and
then somebody bids against you and you're like, oh, funk
that guy. Yeah, I'm winning it, And I didn't even
want it for that pro I'm like, I'm not losing
(07:06):
to him. I don't know where in the country he's sitting,
but his ass does not want this more than me.
I'm gonna keep bidding. I'll put in forty more dollars.
I don't care. I wanted to buy it now now.
So I was at a dinner with Elvis, one of
those charity like chicken and steak dinners, and they do
these charities where they do auctions, and you know, there
(07:27):
were some lavish things that were going by you that
you would expect Elvis to go for, like vacations or whatever.
It got to a pancake griddle. Elvis goes, I'm going
to get that pancake griddle. Now where where we were,
there were other very affluent people there that were like,
you know what, I'm gonna spend the money. So it
got up to i I think five hundred dollars for
(07:47):
a pan pacake goes. Watch this next thing. You know,
Elvis is walking away with pancake griddle, probably where he
could have bought at least ten to twenty pancake griddles
for the pricey paid, but he did went to a
great charity, but still he didn't want to lose the pancake.
It's there. They are so smart when they do these
charity events because they pit you against each other and
the same thing with eBay, you get pitted against somebody.
There's a website called Everything but the House, and it's
(08:09):
similar to eBay, but it's really high end stuff. It's
like going to an estate sale, but online, and so
I am. I go on the website just to like
dream about these things because they're all one of a kind.
They're all like antiques. You can find beautiful old stuff,
but then you can also find crazy quirky like a skeleton,
you know, sewn onto a bird or what I mean,
(08:31):
just weird craps. Right, But I I saw like this
Turkish shoe stand that was like twenty dollars, and like,
this is so pretty, I'll never know nothing like it.
And it's only twenty dollars. And I started to bid
on it, and then they let you check how much
shipping would cost, and thank god I did, because shipping
(08:52):
was going to cost like two hundred dollars. So even
if I had bid twenty dollars on this really beautiful thing,
I would never use. They would have gotten me with
with that. You have to be so careful. Where were
we that you wanted to buy that weird thing in
Santa Fe? It was not weird. It was it was
a bust of like a Greek god made out of cement.
(09:12):
But the exactly big shipping was so it was more
than the thing itself. So she didn't get it was
gonna cost two thousand dollars to ship. You gotta be
able to ship that ground like put on a truck.
It was, I mean, it was, it was, it was.
I think you could rent a car. Yeah, drive it
from there from Santa Fe to New York City for
(09:34):
cheaper than that. You could hire a guy. I'm having
this trouble right now. Remember I told you a long
time ago, I was trying. I was trying to get
rid of that pin press. No, that still continues to
sit there. It's an unboxed Panini press that was used once.
And now I'm looking and I'm like, it's gonna cost
way too much to ship. It's more cost more to
(09:56):
ship than it's actually worth. So I'm kind of screwed.
I want to get rid of helps you how to
get rid of it? For two ways. Craigslist it's all
local pickups. I don't trust people that reads from here.
You can meet them. Start Craigslist people at your home.
I do all the time, unless you're listening to this podcast,
in which case I don't I sell a ton of stuff,
(10:17):
but I meet them out, I get their phone number.
The other ways Facebook swap pages. There's a Facebook swap
page for every town. These people are registered on Facebook.
They have to get a background checked by the administrator
administrator of the website of the of the group. And
it's I don't know, it's the marketplace people in your town. No,
you just search for your town in the word swap
and you'll see the page. Sometimes there's multiple pages. Sometimes
(10:39):
there's your town in the next town tomb. If I
type that in, then like in wife swap comes in,
and then they think I'm into like some sister. It's
not like the Okay, I didn't say Google swap. If
you put in Jersey town, your Jersey town and words swap,
the correct sites will come up, I hope. So if not,
you'll give your panini rest is some milk for a
(11:01):
hand job, which is already all right? Can we do this?
He wants hand press take panith crusty on it. That's
the grilled cheese market. Leave the hand take the panini.
(11:23):
That's right, really okay? Then you know what, why don't
we try that. Let's see if it works. I need
your help. I'm not doing this a lot. I'm not.
He can't swap unless he has a female to swap.
You get the blonde and the Panini Press for your wife.
I'm not press press. You know what I hope he does.
I'm gonna buy it and then regift it back to him.
(11:45):
By the way, why don't you see if you can
find some moment on craigslist wh wants a Panini Press
and see if she thinks it's a different thing. Yeahs
swaps Panini Press. I'm gonna Urban dictionary Panini press. That's
when you put him up against the glass, you guaranteedary.
(12:06):
Have you ever looked for your own name in Urban Dictionary? Yes,
when you have sex and you spit food while you're
eating star I forgot about this. We have talked about
this on the Big Show. But I met two listeners
over the weekend. They were so so nice. I met
them on the street, but they said that they scary. Wait,
what's Panini press on an Urban dictionary? Having sexual intercourse
(12:27):
while having the female over the counter while making a
sandwich for the male counterpart set up against the glass.
So this this. The woman said that she scary had
met you at an event, but she wasn't sure if
it was you were not, so she said, are you scary?
And you were going, yeah, I'm scared. Well, and you
(12:47):
put your hand out. You were chewing while doing the event,
and that's how she knew it was actually you chewing.
Could have been a funeral. Could have been a funeral.
I love an example for Panini press on Urban Dictionary.
While Joe is happening in the time of his life
with Sally, he became hungry. Sally then offered him a
Panini presses satisfied both his sexual and physical hunger. It's
(13:08):
very thoughtful of her. Put that link in the description.
When you put it on Craigslist, someone will be interested.
It's true. Um wait, I'm going to Urban Dictionary because
sometimes if you look up your own name, it's very
fun nate. If Bethany Watson was on Urban Dictionary, what
would it beats, What would that be? In your mind? Uh?
(13:29):
Something careful Watson, the Bethany Watson. I imagine something along
the lines with something being very pale. I don't know
when you like and I think of computer sex because
of Watson. The computer. Oh yeah, who wrote a song? Um.
(13:49):
For example, if you look up Danielle on Urban Dictionary,
Danielle has an amazing sense of humor. She's very pretty,
smiles all the time. We'll always have your back. She'll
kill someone if you tell her to. She's very loyal
and can the biggest secrets. She like. She's like a therapist. Sometimes,
Oh my god, your sexual part. I don't know. Sometimes
it's just they just write names down. I think it's
because I don't know why they're trying to get someone
(14:10):
to love them. Let's look at Bethany wants I got
here Bethany. It says just before you have sex with her,
she uses a big word you have to go look
up and it ruins the mood. Guilty. Oh god, it's Monday,
about a minute left? No more? What's the scary Johns
on Urban Dictionary. I actually looked it up. It's not there,
but it said also. I looked up scary and it
(14:33):
said scary frightening, and the example was, man, that chick's
ass is scary. Stole at scary on Twitter and that's
why I'm at scary Jones on Twitter. Not cool, bro, Yeah,
I'm like, why did somebody steal at scary because that's
the weirdest spelled word. It really is. I didn't think
(14:54):
anybody would ever take that. Have you looked up Nate
on Urban Dictionary? Can read it? So I guess Nates
looked it up. I've looked it up. It is not pleasant.
What about straight Nate? That's probably even works. That's probably
the reverse of what the meaning actually is. So people
have homework today this podcast. Don't say don't say it.
(15:17):
Don't god who made this shop people? It's not a
real thing. So today make up Scary Jones on Urban
Dictionary and put in the just put in anything like Wikipedia, like,
don't tell your buddies yo, I definitely pulled the Nate
last night. Who hasn't pulled a Nate? I don't even
(15:42):
have a Wikipedia named to myself. I need you're gonna
put an urban Dictionary. You're asking for trouble by telling
people to say to do it for you. What's gonna happen? Whatever?
If you're listening to it. Scary Jones wants to be
Wikipedia official. Oh my god, what a Nate is? You
got to be flexible. The fifteen Minute Morning Show
Fifteen minute morning show podcast coming up, but we got
to talk about Blue Apron. Thanks to Blue Apron. The
next fifteen minutes around them. Every Wednesday, my Blue Apron
box arrives full of fresh produce, all measured out so
I don't have any waste when I cook these meals
that their chefs come up with. They give you this
easy to read card with every meal, and every meal
is under ten dollars if you actually learn how to
(00:22):
cook from them. And like I said, they're ingredients are
from right up the street. They're all from farms in
your region. It's affordable, like I said, less than ten
dollars per meal. Lots of varieties, new recipes every week.
They're flexible with what you want. If you don't want fish,
they won't send fish. If you need to take off
a week or two or the three or four days,
just do it. They don't charge you, and guaranteed freshness
every single meal. They do the heavy lifting, They do
(00:44):
all the shopping, and like I said, they don't give
you too much food. Seedn't waste any food. You just
chop it, saute it, and eat it. It's so delicious.
Check out this week's menu. Get your first three meals
for free and free shipping by going to blue Apron
dot com slash fifteen as in fifteen minute morning Show
blue Apron dot Com slash what would you talk about
(01:06):
on your on your podcast Elvis Presents Show, Happy Monday,
Happy Monday. I hope everybody had a fabulous Easter. This
is Easter Monday. This is actually technically still a Holidays.
(01:26):
It's also still pass Over Monday as well. Happy but no, no,
but a lot of that's true. My my friend is
off today for Passover. They took off today and tomorrow
for Passover. And then a lot of schools and stuff
are closed for Eastern Rinday because a lot of because
because Easter falls on a Sunday, the companies, some companies
are obligated to give that a day off. They need
(01:47):
a day off, so they give them the Monday. So
that's today. I did. I actually really didn't realize that either.
But say, but not for us? Well, can I say? Um,
we're all in a different studio today recording this because
is Elvis's dog. Max isn't a photo shoot dog photo shoot,
that's where we are. So so it's Elvis and then
(02:11):
it's Max. The dog and then it's like Danielle, No, No,
then it's Max's Toys. It's in the morning show. Yeah, yeah,
we are on the bottom of the t shirt. Guy.
This is super weird for me because we've been doing
the podcast near the studio now for a year, right, Yeah,
but we worked in this studio for five years. Yeah,
we used to do our morning show. The entire show
(02:33):
used to be in this studio that we're in right now,
and we kind of left it like that abandoned playground.
I always use that reference. It's like when you just
they just turned the lights off one day and they
left all the rides and everything went creaky and disgusting,
and we started growing on the roller coaster tracks. Well,
that's what it's like coming back in here now turning
the lights on. The ironic thing was I was going
(02:55):
to say I never spoke in this studio for five years,
and then Scary one off at ten minutes instead of talking.
So okay, So we have Nate in here, Ni Hi,
we have Scary, we have Brody Danielle Hi. I'm bethany
Um and we touched on this briefly during the big show,
but we didn't really get into it, but uh, I
(03:16):
want to know if you guys have ever done anything similar.
Last night I couldn't sleep, and so I took a
sleeping pill and I woke up this morning to an
email from Forever twenty one dot com thanking me for
my purchase. And I apparently spent a hundred and seventy
five dollars on cool lots and tank tops. But at
least it was cute stuff like it wasn't. Yes, they're adorable,
(03:36):
but I'm in a bit of a financial situation right
now where I have some stuff I have to pay off,
and so spending a hundred and seventy five dollars is
not the best idea and I'm going to have to
return it all. But I was curious if you guys
have ever like drunk shopped, or slept shopped or sleep
sleep shop. I tried a drunk shop and you stopped
me because I thought everything looked good. We weren't hoboken,
(03:56):
and I'm like, it does look so look you because
I didn't. I think about a necklace that you did.
It was pretty. Yeah, I don't know. I think this
is more of a girl thing. I couldn't tell you
the last time that I slept shopped or drunk shops. Really,
shopping really isn't a thing that if I need something,
(04:17):
I'll purchase it. Yeah. I don't actively go looking for
outfits or COO lots or time or any of those
shorts or you know, I don't prepay. Ask your question.
When you're like getting ready for an event or something
said our jingle ball, you don't go out by something
specifically that you'll still find something in your closet. No,
(04:38):
I will. I will get like a jacket or something
like that, but I'm not that it has a purpose. Yeah,
that has a purpose. I'm not just going to go
shopping for the sake of going shopping. Oh my gosh,
I hate check shopped that I did. I don't fday. Well,
my wife and I spent almost like down to like
fifteen dollars in our checking account and we got paid.
(04:58):
I didn't realize that we got paid on Friday, because
the fifteenth is Saturday. So I went to the supermarket
thinking we had like fifteen dollars. I went to get
one bag of Tostito scoops that I wanted delicious, and
then my wife texted me and said, oh, we got paid. Today,
I ended up with a five dollars and groceries because
(05:19):
I had money. I looked, I opened the app for
the bank and I looked at my account and it
was the full amount, and it went, oh, I'm rich,
not realizing that that's all going to bills. But I
took it like I've got money, and I spent, you know,
I went paycheck shopping. Garrett just joined us. Garrett, we're
talking about shopping while you're drunk or or or sleeping,
more drunk than than sleeping, because when I sleep, I
(05:41):
I enjoy sleeping, so I don't want anything getting in
the way of that. So but no drunk drunk shopping
does happen after about three or four ciders. Amazon Prime
very deadly because it shows up and under under by
the next day and you don't have to think about it.
Like with Amazon Prime, your information is already in there,
so you don't have the risk of incorrectly like entering
(06:01):
your address or anything. You know, it's the worst kind
of drunk shopping going to eBay, because you might actually
get into that competitive mode and say, as you see
some some things ticking down to like the last like
you know, three minutes, like I'm gonna get in on
this screw that. I want to beat that person. I
gotta beat that guy, and then you might like run
up to score and be paying for something that you
never would have even and dreamt about, and think of
(06:24):
all the other people's junk that's on there. Um. About
four years ago, a buddy of mine drunk shopped. He
actually bought the McDonald's bench with Ronald McDonald. Remember the
ceramic Ronald McDonald sitting on a bench and when his
arm is out and then and then you're supposed to
be like a photo op in front of a McDonald,
you're supposed to sit down on the bench. Next day
(06:46):
he paid. He paid FO three dollars for it. Actually,
that's the way less than I thought. I don't I
don't drunk eBay, but I do angry eBay, and that's
just as bad. It's where you're bidding on something and
then somebody bids against you and you're like, oh, funk
that guy. Yeah, I'm winning it, And I didn't even
want it for that pro I'm like, I'm not losing
(07:06):
to him. I don't know where in the country he's sitting,
but his ass does not want this more than me.
I'm gonna keep bidding. I'll put in forty more dollars.
I don't care. I wanted to buy it now now.
So I was at a dinner with Elvis, one of
those charity like chicken and steak dinners, and they do
these charities where they do auctions, and you know, there
(07:27):
were some lavish things that were going by you that
you would expect Elvis to go for, like vacations or whatever.
It got to a pancake griddle. Elvis goes, I'm going
to get that pancake griddle. Now where where we were,
there were other very affluent people there that were like,
you know what, I'm gonna spend the money. So it
got up to i I think five hundred dollars for
(07:47):
a pan pacake goes. Watch this next thing. You know,
Elvis is walking away with pancake griddle, probably where he
could have bought at least ten to twenty pancake griddles
for the pricey paid, but he did went to a
great charity, but still he didn't want to lose the pancake.
It's there. They are so smart when they do these
charity events because they pit you against each other and
the same thing with eBay, you get pitted against somebody.
There's a website called Everything but the House, and it's
(08:09):
similar to eBay, but it's really high end stuff. It's
like going to an estate sale, but online, and so
I am. I go on the website just to like
dream about these things because they're all one of a kind.
They're all like antiques. You can find beautiful old stuff,
but then you can also find crazy quirky like a skeleton,
you know, sewn onto a bird or what I mean,
(08:31):
just weird craps. Right, But I I saw like this
Turkish shoe stand that was like twenty dollars, and like,
this is so pretty, I'll never know nothing like it.
And it's only twenty dollars. And I started to bid
on it, and then they let you check how much
shipping would cost, and thank god I did, because shipping
(08:52):
was going to cost like two hundred dollars. So even
if I had bid twenty dollars on this really beautiful thing,
I would never use. They would have gotten me with
with that. You have to be so careful. Where were
we that you wanted to buy that weird thing in
Santa Fe? It was not weird. It was it was
a bust of like a Greek god made out of cement.
(09:12):
But the exactly big shipping was so it was more
than the thing itself. So she didn't get it was
gonna cost two thousand dollars to ship. You gotta be
able to ship that ground like put on a truck.
It was, I mean, it was, it was, it was.
I think you could rent a car. Yeah, drive it
from there from Santa Fe to New York City for
(09:34):
cheaper than that. You could hire a guy. I'm having
this trouble right now. Remember I told you a long
time ago, I was trying. I was trying to get
rid of that pin press. No, that still continues to
sit there. It's an unboxed Panini press that was used once.
And now I'm looking and I'm like, it's gonna cost
way too much to ship. It's more cost more to
(09:56):
ship than it's actually worth. So I'm kind of screwed.
I want to get rid of helps you how to
get rid of it? For two ways. Craigslist it's all
local pickups. I don't trust people that reads from here.
You can meet them. Start Craigslist people at your home.
I do all the time, unless you're listening to this podcast,
in which case I don't I sell a ton of stuff,
(10:17):
but I meet them out, I get their phone number.
The other ways Facebook swap pages. There's a Facebook swap
page for every town. These people are registered on Facebook.
They have to get a background checked by the administrator
administrator of the website of the of the group. And
it's I don't know, it's the marketplace people in your town. No,
you just search for your town in the word swap
and you'll see the page. Sometimes there's multiple pages. Sometimes
(10:39):
there's your town in the next town tomb. If I
type that in, then like in wife swap comes in,
and then they think I'm into like some sister. It's
not like the Okay, I didn't say Google swap. If
you put in Jersey town, your Jersey town and words swap,
the correct sites will come up, I hope. So if not,
you'll give your panini rest is some milk for a
(11:01):
hand job, which is already all right? Can we do this?
He wants hand press take panith crusty on it. That's
the grilled cheese market. Leave the hand take the panini.
(11:23):
That's right, really okay? Then you know what, why don't
we try that. Let's see if it works. I need
your help. I'm not doing this a lot. I'm not.
He can't swap unless he has a female to swap.
You get the blonde and the Panini Press for your wife.
I'm not press press. You know what I hope he does.
I'm gonna buy it and then regift it back to him.
(11:45):
By the way, why don't you see if you can
find some moment on craigslist wh wants a Panini Press
and see if she thinks it's a different thing. Yeahs
swaps Panini Press. I'm gonna Urban dictionary Panini press. That's
when you put him up against the glass, you guaranteedary.
(12:06):
Have you ever looked for your own name in Urban Dictionary? Yes,
when you have sex and you spit food while you're
eating star I forgot about this. We have talked about
this on the Big Show. But I met two listeners
over the weekend. They were so so nice. I met
them on the street, but they said that they scary. Wait,
what's Panini press on an Urban dictionary? Having sexual intercourse
(12:27):
while having the female over the counter while making a
sandwich for the male counterpart set up against the glass.
So this this. The woman said that she scary had
met you at an event, but she wasn't sure if
it was you were not, so she said, are you scary?
And you were going, yeah, I'm scared. Well, and you
(12:47):
put your hand out. You were chewing while doing the event,
and that's how she knew it was actually you chewing.
Could have been a funeral. Could have been a funeral.
I love an example for Panini press on Urban Dictionary.
While Joe is happening in the time of his life
with Sally, he became hungry. Sally then offered him a
Panini presses satisfied both his sexual and physical hunger. It's
(13:08):
very thoughtful of her. Put that link in the description.
When you put it on Craigslist, someone will be interested.
It's true. Um wait, I'm going to Urban Dictionary because
sometimes if you look up your own name, it's very
fun nate. If Bethany Watson was on Urban Dictionary, what
would it beats, What would that be? In your mind? Uh?
(13:29):
Something careful Watson, the Bethany Watson. I imagine something along
the lines with something being very pale. I don't know
when you like and I think of computer sex because
of Watson. The computer. Oh yeah, who wrote a song? Um.
(13:49):
For example, if you look up Danielle on Urban Dictionary,
Danielle has an amazing sense of humor. She's very pretty,
smiles all the time. We'll always have your back. She'll
kill someone if you tell her to. She's very loyal
and can the biggest secrets. She like. She's like a therapist. Sometimes,
Oh my god, your sexual part. I don't know. Sometimes
it's just they just write names down. I think it's
because I don't know why they're trying to get someone
(14:10):
to love them. Let's look at Bethany wants I got
here Bethany. It says just before you have sex with her,
she uses a big word you have to go look
up and it ruins the mood. Guilty. Oh god, it's Monday,
about a minute left? No more? What's the scary Johns
on Urban Dictionary. I actually looked it up. It's not there,
but it said also. I looked up scary and it
(14:33):
said scary frightening, and the example was, man, that chick's
ass is scary. Stole at scary on Twitter and that's
why I'm at scary Jones on Twitter. Not cool, bro, Yeah,
I'm like, why did somebody steal at scary because that's
the weirdest spelled word. It really is. I didn't think
(14:54):
anybody would ever take that. Have you looked up Nate
on Urban Dictionary? Can read it? So I guess Nates
looked it up. I've looked it up. It is not pleasant.
What about straight Nate? That's probably even works. That's probably
the reverse of what the meaning actually is. So people
have homework today this podcast. Don't say don't say it.
(15:17):
Don't god who made this shop people? It's not a
real thing. So today make up Scary Jones on Urban
Dictionary and put in the just put in anything like Wikipedia, like,
don't tell your buddies yo, I definitely pulled the Nate
last night. Who hasn't pulled a Nate? I don't even
(15:42):
have a Wikipedia named to myself. I need you're gonna
put an urban Dictionary. You're asking for trouble by telling
people to say to do it for you. What's gonna happen? Whatever?
If you're listening to it. Scary Jones wants to be
Wikipedia official. Oh my god, what a Nate is? You
got to be flexible. The fifteen Minute Morning Show
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