April 14, 2017 • 15 mins
Bethany sent a text to a friend and it didn't go as planned!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time for the fifteen minute Morning Show podcast thanks
to our friends at Harry's. It's all about the shave look.
Razor blades cost way too much money. Someone's got a
racket on those things. You go to the drug store
and you spend way too much money on your replacement blades.
Harry's dot com Harry's they offer their blades at half
the price, just two dollars a blade compared to over
four dollars you pay at the drug store. Why is
(00:21):
it so inexpensive? Because Harry's owns the factories in Germany.
They make their own quality, stainless deal blades. Harry's is
so confident you'll love their blades, they're giving you a
trial set for free. You're gonna love it. Anyone in
your life that shaves, they're gonna love it. Just three
dollars to cover shipping, that's all you have to pay.
Your free trial set includes awaited ergonomic razor handle, five
(00:42):
precision engineer blades with a lubricating strip and trimmer blade,
rich lathering shave gael and a travel blade cover. It's
a thirteen dollar value for you to try, absolutely free.
Just pay the three dollars for shipping. Stop messing around,
get started shaving with Harry's Today. I love them. Go
to Harry's dot com slash Elvis. Do it, You'll love it.
Harry's dot com slash Elvis. What would you talk about
(01:05):
on your on your podcasts show, Good Good Friday? I
am so relieved you guys. Yeah, because the coffee that
(01:26):
you bought at six am is still fresh after all
these hours and this is new coffee? Is it? Because
passover is over in a few more days and you'll
be able leave bread again. No, because I am a
luth While I was raised Lutheran, you're just a Luther. Yeah,
I did. Uh, I did a giant foot in mouth thing.
Uh So, Brodie, you do not know about this. It
sounds hot, But did you use your social footprint? I
(01:48):
here's my social footprint to foot foot my foot in
my mouth? Is this what you and Scary we're talking about?
And then I said, what are you talking about? And
Scary said, don't tell Brodie to the podcast, right because
a lot of times it's the best. It's best when
you describe it live on the podcast and Brody hears
it for the first time. So okay, So this is
what happened. So my friend what a dear like quite
possibly one of the closest like soul mate friends I
(02:10):
have in this world. Right, DM me a video of
a woman singing that he had gone to see, and
he captioned the video, I just can't with this one. Okay. Now,
usually that's a bad thing, right, like you're over it, like, oh,
I just can't with this one. But sometimes it can
be being proud, like I'm just can't with this. Yeah,
you're compelling. So uh So he sends me that video.
(02:34):
I took it to mean I just can't with this one,
and I wrote back, ow, who the hell is that
she's so off key? Because she was. He proceeded to
DM me, it's my sister, And keep in mind, this
is like the platonic love of my life. And he
(02:55):
also loves his sister more than anything, like she's his
life pride and John, Okay, all right, is there a
chance in the time you've known him that you would
have met her or seen her? So it's not like
you could say, I know, I've seen a picture of
her once, So there's no way you can play it
off like you would just so uh so. So then
(03:16):
I so then so then I went on verbal apology diarrhea,
where I was just like I'm I'm so sorry, I
am so sorry. I didn't really hear it very well
that I listened to the studio and he was loud,
was there was a commercial. Everyone just talking at it
really here honestly, like, if you want a friendship, break
up with me, I get it, Like, and we were
supposed to have dinner on Saturday night, Like if you
want to cancel, I totally understand. Here, here are some
secrets about my sister so that you can like make
(03:36):
fun of my sisters. And then I start telling him
secrets about my sisters and he finally d MS me
back about two minutes ago, and he wrote, just seeing this,
I was totally joking and like, God, thank god, I've
never seen you so stressed out before you a full
on spicer. You were doing what what what? When people
(03:59):
break up and they're like, Okay, I'm gonna call my
X maybe and just text my X and see if
they respond. So he sent the first text back to
your friend nothing, and then you're like, well, I want
to add something to my to the last text I send,
But I got some more to say so you sent
maybe about six or seven messages and still nothing, which
makes it even worse. And then the three dots popped
(04:22):
up and there was even more panic because who knows
what's about to come back from from said friends. And
the worst part that we're overlooking is you threw your
own sisters under the bus. He now knows so much.
This is where you go back and say, j K.
By the way, yeah, you need to clear up that
you were j king about your sisters. Know, it's like
so specific, there's no way because what would have been
(04:45):
the problem though, if you were being brutally honest, because
it was so he was so proud of his sister.
If he meant I can't even with this one. If
you meant it like she moves me to tears, I'm
so proud of your sister, wouldn't wouldn't that have been
an example of him bating her in to say something
negative as well? Well? No, because he would have meant
(05:05):
his comments as something as being so proud and he's
trying to share his pride with me, and then I
go and I shoot his pride in the face and
then kick it in the head when it's down. Now,
scary you have a sister, I do so if I said,
you sent me a picture of Hey, look at this
great picture, and I go, I don't know, she looks
a little ugly, and not knowing that your sister, would
(05:27):
you be offended? Hm, yes, maybe you know, but no
I can't tell because that's your opinion and you're entitled
to So you would allow me to make to to
to say something negative about your sister without being offended.
If I had said sent back, I said, is it
send a picture of the ugliest girl you have a
dated day and you're like, that's my sister. But said
(05:52):
heart though I would just be like I would just
like saying, you know, you're a dick, but scar that example,
because scary doesn't really take much person. I did something
like that when I was a kid. I was maybe
nine or ten years old. Believe it or not, I
was obnoxious as a child when it came to being sarcastic.
So my father at the time, my father was showing
me a really old photo album. It's so old. It
was like black paper and you had to put the
(06:12):
old photos in the little corners. It's like your great
grandparents had phot It was old. It was an old photo.
So he's showing me like people from the old country,
like all. And it was this picture of the ugliest woman, imaginable,
the ugliest woman, as if an ugly woman would have
point out another woman who was ugly to herror three
levels of ugly. And I said, oh, who's that ugly pig?
(06:33):
To which case the hand came at my head. Uh
and the slap hit my face right on at the
end of his sentence of that's my grandmother, and so
that that's my grandmother. So my father was it was
the equivalent of I can't even with this one. It
was his grandmother, and you know, it was a picture
of her and like in Russia in eighteen seventy or
(06:54):
whatever it was nineteen, I don't know. I was like,
who is that? I think, I said, ugly pig. I
think because you had like a pig. It was like
he was saying, look at heart. It was going through
the pictures. I'm like, I just singled heart out and
I said, Wow, who's that ugly pig, figuring he'd go, oh,
that's crazy aunt Bertha from the Old Country. Nope, that's
my grandmother. Yeah. It's been a it's been a bad
(07:16):
week for me re technology because happened yesterday. Mercury is
in full retrograde. Yesterday, I sent a text to both
I meant to text Samantha, and I texted Dan, Yelle
and Samantha because it was a group chat, I forgot
I was in and it was fine, like whatever, but
like I did it. Then, if you listen to an
(07:39):
Acquired Taste podcast, uh, the episode that came out this week,
we talked about how I sent a message to my
dad by accident that was meant for a group chat
with just my sisters in which I made fun of
my dad, and so my sisters, who were thinking God
with my dad at the time, had to go into
(07:59):
my dad's phone own and delete it before he got
to her, unless he may have already seen it when
his messages load on his computer. Here's an alternative, employ
Brodie's rule of what he was describing before go with
the joke and say, of course I knew I was
texting you death. That's why I made that joke. That's
a gamble, though. That's a gamble because you still feel
(08:19):
guilty even if you play into that. It's a dad,
I was telling your daughters that I think that our
father is a freaking pain in the y s you
get the joke right, right almost, because when you did
it on purpose, you're not talking behind his back anymore.
It makes it okay suddenly. And so that the problem
is that the thing that I said about my dad,
like it's a joke amongst my sisters, and I like
(08:42):
it was meant it's a thing that my dad does
that is charmingly annoying, like we love him for it,
but it's annoying, but like we're going to miss it
when he stops doing it kind of thing. But if
you pointed out to him, it just seems mean. So
I did also did that this week, so like I
am not allowed neurophone or technology until mercury is not
in retrograde any I have a friend who works on
(09:02):
a morning show and the room was three people, two
co hosts and uh two hosts and a co host,
and the host was really annoyed by the other host,
and so he sent a text message to the co
host saying, why is the other host being a dick today?
By name? But he sent it to the to the
(09:25):
host and then so the host gave him a dirty look,
and the co host was ignoring him because he never
got the text and he was looking at the coast, going,
aren't you on board with this? Don't like, isn't he
being a dick? But he sent it to the guy
being a a Those two people are no longer doing
the morning show together. No weird. Yeah, Look, when you
send anything, look check check triple check before you text.
(09:53):
But the one thing in text message is that I
think I think that they could uh that they should
invent is like an unsend button like on email, because
I think it would help people out in situations like yours,
bethany where you you know that you have control of it,
because once you send it, there's no control over it.
(10:14):
The iPhone iPhone, you should be able to do that.
Back in the day they stopped doing this. But back
in the day when you had a o L mail,
if you sent an email as someone else with a
O L you could un send it because it was
on the same server. Now iPhone uses instant Message I message,
which is their own individual, their own independence server that
(10:34):
sends text messages. That's why when you send a text
message to a group chat to Android, it takes a
little while and it gets messed up something because it's
on a different platform. So I would think if they
wanted to, Apple could very easily allow you to um
undo your tad like that, because Gmail you can do
that I just learned. But but with Gmail you only
you have to do it before. You can't like go
(10:55):
and you send something and then you have to enable
something in Gmail. But you only have a thirty second
ship So if you send it in like ten minutes
later you're like, oh crap, I need to un send that.
You can. There are apps. There are apps that allow
you to put a delay, like drunk texting apps where
you can send a text and it won't send for
a few minutes so you can make sure before it sends. Yeah,
(11:18):
you can have a delay on your text message. Uh
you guys? Did you? Guys? Was an accident? You did
this on purpose? You started? Someone started a group text
between Garrett, David Brody, Bethany and myself. Oh, Garrett wrote,
look at this a look at this asshole? You sent
it to a picture of me, and then Bethany wrote,
I hate him. He's texting like a douche. Yeah. Okay,
(11:42):
So the backstory on that is much like on the
Big Show Scary checked out. If you've ever heard Alm
was saying, Scary, what are you listening to? So, while
well Bethany Garrett and I were talking about texting, Scary
was looking down checking snapchat or whatever Scary does. I'll
tell you what I was doing. Yeah, and by the
time you hear this podcast, this will be up today.
(12:02):
Go to my snapchat at Scary Jones. That's s k
e e r y Jones up. All right, Yeah, see
I dropped it. But um, I'm just got fixated. It's
the middle of the podcast. I froze and I got
fixated on the thermis sitting in the middle of this table,
I said, and I wrote on my Snapchat. I took
a video of it, and I wrote, um, thermis disguised
(12:25):
as a sex toy. You never and it's pink. So
I'm sitting there. I mean I actually was in the middle.
I was actually like enjoying the podcast, and all of
a sudden, my eyes just because that's what's really in
front of me. It focused on this, this pink It
looks like it looks like the world's biggest vibrator, but
it's a thermis. You're right, But as thermis or is
(12:47):
that a sex toy? What am I looking at right now?
I dare to drink out of it? So I so
when you caught me by the way, it let me
know if it's as so when you when you when
you caught me not paying attention, and it was because
I was fixated on it. So I now put it
on my I was snapchatting the thermis disguise as a
sex toy, the joke, and I put it on my snapchat.
(13:10):
That's you going with the joke. No, this is a
real life. Look at my snapchat, real life. By the way,
I like that you said before you notice the sex
toy thermis? Right, you were enjoying the podcast as if
you were a baseball player on the field, stepping back
and watching the game. You're in the podcasts and I'm
not here to enjoy it, and you know, make the
listeners enjoy it. I'm so comfortable. Will you tweet at
(13:33):
Radio Bethany at David Underscore, Brodyan at Garrett Vo Nope,
to say you to say to say you love, to
say you love the hashtag fifteen m I N Morning Show.
You'll know why you didn't enjoy at Scary Jones because
he was sitting back enjoying it with you. Yeah, he
was actually wandering wondering what that was going. But to me,
this is very, very peculiar thermis And it's almost like
(13:56):
the makers of the Thermis did that on only there
was some way to figure it out by saying, hey,
Bethany is at your thermis or your sex toy. By
the way, if that's Bethany's sex toy, she's she's waddling home,
bethany Where did you get that thermish Marshalls? You think
the Marshals when you got when you bought it, was
it intentional? Like I want, I want to walk around
(14:17):
with it. The interesting thing is she came into the
studio her hands were completely empty. It comes back to
like like the creators of the Little Mermaids snucka a
penis in on the cover of a Little mermaid That's
what I feel like this podcast. Frankly, I've never even
thought about what it looks like when you drink. But
the four of us are sitting in like somewhat of
a square, and this is in the middle of the square,
(14:38):
just sitting there, just sitting in the middle. Yeah, it
looks like a penis. I never realized that before. It's pink.
It has like four can see. These trenches are to
help you put your fingers around It looks like you
squeezed too tightly. Why do you have a ribbed thermish
for her pleasure? This is what is this? Like ten inches?
It looks about that if that's your thing, I mean,
(15:02):
and it's about the width of like a tuna can Yeah, seriously,
just walking Jada, come over to the speaking to Elvis's
gold Mike. Why ten you're ten? Great lots of things
happen with SOT like ten you're waving. You're waving in
(15:24):
a microphone. Gave me
It's time for the fifteen minute Morning Show podcast thanks
to our friends at Harry's. It's all about the shave look.
Razor blades cost way too much money. Someone's got a
racket on those things. You go to the drug store
and you spend way too much money on your replacement blades.
Harry's dot com Harry's they offer their blades at half
the price, just two dollars a blade compared to over
four dollars you pay at the drug store. Why is
(00:21):
it so inexpensive? Because Harry's owns the factories in Germany.
They make their own quality, stainless deal blades. Harry's is
so confident you'll love their blades, they're giving you a
trial set for free. You're gonna love it. Anyone in
your life that shaves, they're gonna love it. Just three
dollars to cover shipping, that's all you have to pay.
Your free trial set includes awaited ergonomic razor handle, five
(00:42):
precision engineer blades with a lubricating strip and trimmer blade,
rich lathering shave gael and a travel blade cover. It's
a thirteen dollar value for you to try, absolutely free.
Just pay the three dollars for shipping. Stop messing around,
get started shaving with Harry's Today. I love them. Go
to Harry's dot com slash Elvis. Do it, You'll love it.
Harry's dot com slash Elvis. What would you talk about
(01:05):
on your on your podcasts show, Good Good Friday? I
am so relieved you guys. Yeah, because the coffee that
(01:26):
you bought at six am is still fresh after all
these hours and this is new coffee? Is it? Because
passover is over in a few more days and you'll
be able leave bread again. No, because I am a
luth While I was raised Lutheran, you're just a Luther. Yeah,
I did. Uh, I did a giant foot in mouth thing.
Uh So, Brodie, you do not know about this. It
sounds hot, But did you use your social footprint? I
(01:48):
here's my social footprint to foot foot my foot in
my mouth? Is this what you and Scary we're talking about?
And then I said, what are you talking about? And
Scary said, don't tell Brodie to the podcast, right because
a lot of times it's the best. It's best when
you describe it live on the podcast and Brody hears
it for the first time. So okay, So this is
what happened. So my friend what a dear like quite
possibly one of the closest like soul mate friends I
(02:10):
have in this world. Right, DM me a video of
a woman singing that he had gone to see, and
he captioned the video, I just can't with this one. Okay. Now,
usually that's a bad thing, right, like you're over it, like, oh,
I just can't with this one. But sometimes it can
be being proud, like I'm just can't with this. Yeah,
you're compelling. So uh So he sends me that video.
(02:34):
I took it to mean I just can't with this one,
and I wrote back, ow, who the hell is that
she's so off key? Because she was. He proceeded to
DM me, it's my sister, And keep in mind, this
is like the platonic love of my life. And he
(02:55):
also loves his sister more than anything, like she's his
life pride and John, Okay, all right, is there a
chance in the time you've known him that you would
have met her or seen her? So it's not like
you could say, I know, I've seen a picture of
her once, So there's no way you can play it
off like you would just so uh so. So then
(03:16):
I so then so then I went on verbal apology diarrhea,
where I was just like I'm I'm so sorry, I
am so sorry. I didn't really hear it very well
that I listened to the studio and he was loud,
was there was a commercial. Everyone just talking at it
really here honestly, like, if you want a friendship, break
up with me, I get it, Like, and we were
supposed to have dinner on Saturday night, Like if you
want to cancel, I totally understand. Here, here are some
secrets about my sister so that you can like make
(03:36):
fun of my sisters. And then I start telling him
secrets about my sisters and he finally d MS me
back about two minutes ago, and he wrote, just seeing this,
I was totally joking and like, God, thank god, I've
never seen you so stressed out before you a full
on spicer. You were doing what what what? When people
(03:59):
break up and they're like, Okay, I'm gonna call my
X maybe and just text my X and see if
they respond. So he sent the first text back to
your friend nothing, and then you're like, well, I want
to add something to my to the last text I send,
But I got some more to say so you sent
maybe about six or seven messages and still nothing, which
makes it even worse. And then the three dots popped
(04:22):
up and there was even more panic because who knows
what's about to come back from from said friends. And
the worst part that we're overlooking is you threw your
own sisters under the bus. He now knows so much.
This is where you go back and say, j K.
By the way, yeah, you need to clear up that
you were j king about your sisters. Know, it's like
so specific, there's no way because what would have been
(04:45):
the problem though, if you were being brutally honest, because
it was so he was so proud of his sister.
If he meant I can't even with this one. If
you meant it like she moves me to tears, I'm
so proud of your sister, wouldn't wouldn't that have been
an example of him bating her in to say something
negative as well? Well? No, because he would have meant
(05:05):
his comments as something as being so proud and he's
trying to share his pride with me, and then I
go and I shoot his pride in the face and
then kick it in the head when it's down. Now,
scary you have a sister, I do so if I said,
you sent me a picture of Hey, look at this
great picture, and I go, I don't know, she looks
a little ugly, and not knowing that your sister, would
(05:27):
you be offended? Hm, yes, maybe you know, but no
I can't tell because that's your opinion and you're entitled
to So you would allow me to make to to
to say something negative about your sister without being offended.
If I had said sent back, I said, is it
send a picture of the ugliest girl you have a
dated day and you're like, that's my sister. But said
(05:52):
heart though I would just be like I would just
like saying, you know, you're a dick, but scar that example,
because scary doesn't really take much person. I did something
like that when I was a kid. I was maybe
nine or ten years old. Believe it or not, I
was obnoxious as a child when it came to being sarcastic.
So my father at the time, my father was showing
me a really old photo album. It's so old. It
was like black paper and you had to put the
(06:12):
old photos in the little corners. It's like your great
grandparents had phot It was old. It was an old photo.
So he's showing me like people from the old country,
like all. And it was this picture of the ugliest woman, imaginable,
the ugliest woman, as if an ugly woman would have
point out another woman who was ugly to herror three
levels of ugly. And I said, oh, who's that ugly pig?
(06:33):
To which case the hand came at my head. Uh
and the slap hit my face right on at the
end of his sentence of that's my grandmother, and so
that that's my grandmother. So my father was it was
the equivalent of I can't even with this one. It
was his grandmother, and you know, it was a picture
of her and like in Russia in eighteen seventy or
(06:54):
whatever it was nineteen, I don't know. I was like,
who is that? I think, I said, ugly pig. I
think because you had like a pig. It was like
he was saying, look at heart. It was going through
the pictures. I'm like, I just singled heart out and
I said, Wow, who's that ugly pig, figuring he'd go, oh,
that's crazy aunt Bertha from the Old Country. Nope, that's
my grandmother. Yeah. It's been a it's been a bad
(07:16):
week for me re technology because happened yesterday. Mercury is
in full retrograde. Yesterday, I sent a text to both
I meant to text Samantha, and I texted Dan, Yelle
and Samantha because it was a group chat, I forgot
I was in and it was fine, like whatever, but
like I did it. Then, if you listen to an
(07:39):
Acquired Taste podcast, uh, the episode that came out this week,
we talked about how I sent a message to my
dad by accident that was meant for a group chat
with just my sisters in which I made fun of
my dad, and so my sisters, who were thinking God
with my dad at the time, had to go into
(07:59):
my dad's phone own and delete it before he got
to her, unless he may have already seen it when
his messages load on his computer. Here's an alternative, employ
Brodie's rule of what he was describing before go with
the joke and say, of course I knew I was
texting you death. That's why I made that joke. That's
a gamble, though. That's a gamble because you still feel
(08:19):
guilty even if you play into that. It's a dad,
I was telling your daughters that I think that our
father is a freaking pain in the y s you
get the joke right, right almost, because when you did
it on purpose, you're not talking behind his back anymore.
It makes it okay suddenly. And so that the problem
is that the thing that I said about my dad,
like it's a joke amongst my sisters, and I like
(08:42):
it was meant it's a thing that my dad does
that is charmingly annoying, like we love him for it,
but it's annoying, but like we're going to miss it
when he stops doing it kind of thing. But if
you pointed out to him, it just seems mean. So
I did also did that this week, so like I
am not allowed neurophone or technology until mercury is not
in retrograde any I have a friend who works on
(09:02):
a morning show and the room was three people, two
co hosts and uh two hosts and a co host,
and the host was really annoyed by the other host,
and so he sent a text message to the co
host saying, why is the other host being a dick today?
By name? But he sent it to the to the
(09:25):
host and then so the host gave him a dirty look,
and the co host was ignoring him because he never
got the text and he was looking at the coast, going,
aren't you on board with this? Don't like, isn't he
being a dick? But he sent it to the guy
being a a Those two people are no longer doing
the morning show together. No weird. Yeah, Look, when you
send anything, look check check triple check before you text.
(09:53):
But the one thing in text message is that I
think I think that they could uh that they should
invent is like an unsend button like on email, because
I think it would help people out in situations like yours,
bethany where you you know that you have control of it,
because once you send it, there's no control over it.
(10:14):
The iPhone iPhone, you should be able to do that.
Back in the day they stopped doing this. But back
in the day when you had a o L mail,
if you sent an email as someone else with a
O L you could un send it because it was
on the same server. Now iPhone uses instant Message I message,
which is their own individual, their own independence server that
(10:34):
sends text messages. That's why when you send a text
message to a group chat to Android, it takes a
little while and it gets messed up something because it's
on a different platform. So I would think if they
wanted to, Apple could very easily allow you to um
undo your tad like that, because Gmail you can do
that I just learned. But but with Gmail you only
you have to do it before. You can't like go
(10:55):
and you send something and then you have to enable
something in Gmail. But you only have a thirty second
ship So if you send it in like ten minutes
later you're like, oh crap, I need to un send that.
You can. There are apps. There are apps that allow
you to put a delay, like drunk texting apps where
you can send a text and it won't send for
a few minutes so you can make sure before it sends. Yeah,
(11:18):
you can have a delay on your text message. Uh
you guys? Did you? Guys? Was an accident? You did
this on purpose? You started? Someone started a group text
between Garrett, David Brody, Bethany and myself. Oh, Garrett wrote,
look at this a look at this asshole? You sent
it to a picture of me, and then Bethany wrote,
I hate him. He's texting like a douche. Yeah. Okay,
(11:42):
So the backstory on that is much like on the
Big Show Scary checked out. If you've ever heard Alm
was saying, Scary, what are you listening to? So, while
well Bethany Garrett and I were talking about texting, Scary
was looking down checking snapchat or whatever Scary does. I'll
tell you what I was doing. Yeah, and by the
time you hear this podcast, this will be up today.
(12:02):
Go to my snapchat at Scary Jones. That's s k
e e r y Jones up. All right, Yeah, see
I dropped it. But um, I'm just got fixated. It's
the middle of the podcast. I froze and I got
fixated on the thermis sitting in the middle of this table,
I said, and I wrote on my Snapchat. I took
a video of it, and I wrote, um, thermis disguised
(12:25):
as a sex toy. You never and it's pink. So
I'm sitting there. I mean I actually was in the middle.
I was actually like enjoying the podcast, and all of
a sudden, my eyes just because that's what's really in
front of me. It focused on this, this pink It
looks like it looks like the world's biggest vibrator, but
it's a thermis. You're right, But as thermis or is
(12:47):
that a sex toy? What am I looking at right now?
I dare to drink out of it? So I so
when you caught me by the way, it let me
know if it's as so when you when you when
you caught me not paying attention, and it was because
I was fixated on it. So I now put it
on my I was snapchatting the thermis disguise as a
sex toy, the joke, and I put it on my snapchat.
(13:10):
That's you going with the joke. No, this is a
real life. Look at my snapchat, real life. By the way,
I like that you said before you notice the sex
toy thermis? Right, you were enjoying the podcast as if
you were a baseball player on the field, stepping back
and watching the game. You're in the podcasts and I'm
not here to enjoy it, and you know, make the
listeners enjoy it. I'm so comfortable. Will you tweet at
(13:33):
Radio Bethany at David Underscore, Brodyan at Garrett Vo Nope,
to say you to say to say you love, to
say you love the hashtag fifteen m I N Morning Show.
You'll know why you didn't enjoy at Scary Jones because
he was sitting back enjoying it with you. Yeah, he
was actually wandering wondering what that was going. But to me,
this is very, very peculiar thermis And it's almost like
(13:56):
the makers of the Thermis did that on only there
was some way to figure it out by saying, hey,
Bethany is at your thermis or your sex toy. By
the way, if that's Bethany's sex toy, she's she's waddling home,
bethany Where did you get that thermish Marshalls? You think
the Marshals when you got when you bought it, was
it intentional? Like I want, I want to walk around
(14:17):
with it. The interesting thing is she came into the
studio her hands were completely empty. It comes back to
like like the creators of the Little Mermaids snucka a
penis in on the cover of a Little mermaid That's
what I feel like this podcast. Frankly, I've never even
thought about what it looks like when you drink. But
the four of us are sitting in like somewhat of
a square, and this is in the middle of the square,
(14:38):
just sitting there, just sitting in the middle. Yeah, it
looks like a penis. I never realized that before. It's pink.
It has like four can see. These trenches are to
help you put your fingers around It looks like you
squeezed too tightly. Why do you have a ribbed thermish
for her pleasure? This is what is this? Like ten inches?
It looks about that if that's your thing, I mean,
(15:02):
and it's about the width of like a tuna can Yeah, seriously,
just walking Jada, come over to the speaking to Elvis's
gold Mike. Why ten you're ten? Great lots of things
happen with SOT like ten you're waving. You're waving in
(15:24):
a microphone. Gave me
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