April 4, 2017 • 16 mins
Why aren't there good looking people on trains?!?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Fifteen minute morning show podcast coming up, but we got
to talk about Blue Apron. Thanks to Blue Apron. The
next fifteen minutes around them. Every Wednesday, my Blue Apron
box arrives full of fresh produce, all measured out so
I don't have any waste when I cook these meals
that their chefs come up with. They give you this
easy to read card with every meal, and every meal
is under ten dollars if you actually learn how to
(00:22):
cook from them. And like I said, they're ingredients are
from right up the street. They're all from farms in
your region. It's affordable, like I said, less than ten
dollars per meal. Lots of varieties, new recipes every week.
They're flexible with what you want. If you don't want fish,
they won't send fish. If you need to take off
a week or two or the three or four days,
just do it. They don't charge you, and guaranteed freshness
every single meal. They do the heavy lifting, They do
(00:44):
all the shopping, and like I said, they don't give
you too much food seed to waste. Any food. You
just chop it, saute it, and eat it. It's so delicious.
Check out this week's menu. Get your first three meals
for free and free shipping by going to blue Apron
dot com slash fifteen as in fifteen minute morning show
Blue a brn dot com slash What would you talk
(01:05):
about on your on your podcasts show? Is that scary? No?
For change? It's not what hey, Danielle, this pepper is
(01:25):
really going People are going crazy right now? Do you
know my son has that? But it's my youngest son.
If I'm sitting with him and even if my mouth
is closed, but he can hear like that freaks out.
It's I've never seen anything like it, but apparently it's
(01:48):
a real thing and it's something you have to learn
to deal with because he will move his seat in
the lunch room to stay away from his friends that
eat with their mouth open. I'm not, I'm not, he's
It really is a problem. Not kidding, but he is
an issue that you actually have because either you have
it or you don't. He was when people do that,
you could just chew all day for me. I don't
care you have it. Yeah, it sounds like your people.
(02:13):
When you say youngest son, it makes it sound like
you have seven, eleven, eleven and eight. I mean, you
know once he's he just turned um this week. Spencer's
going to be twelve this summer. An, I almost have
a freaking teenager in my house, and he's almost as
holl as me, and his foot side is bigger than mine.
We're almost at the point where his friends think you're
really hot. No, I don't think that's gonna happen. And
(02:36):
I'm still a cool mom though sometimes waiting. No, no, no no,
no no, you can't say you're cool mom, No, he says. I.
Sometimes that's fine, No at all. I send the cool dad.
I'm not. I'll always be the cool an because I
have the cooler job. I did offer my kids a
challenge because you know, listen, nobody's parents are. Most of
them aren't cool. No matter what you do that you're
(02:57):
you're they're embarrassed in front of their friends when you're around.
I gave them a challenge. I said, everyone you know,
everyone in school, dance, class, gymnastic, any activities outside of school.
Any fathers that are cooler than me. You let me
know that have a cooler job than I have. They can't,
they can't name anybody. That doesn't mean I'm still not
an a hole, but at least on the cool. At
(03:20):
least my job, my environment is the coolest. Not listen,
I'm very fortunate to be here and you do what
I do. But it's a cool thing that they get
to go to concerts and meet celebrities and that it
does doesn't mean to clean the rule. You're the best,
but I'm the coolest. It's like it's like being the
least smelly turd. Yeah right, that's basically what it is.
It's like of all the poops, you smell the least.
(03:40):
So well, okay, it's still not easy I have. I mean, Garrett,
you're far from this. But at which which age your
kids not like you like when the doctor slapped them. Now,
mine are still cool. Mine still love me all night
last night. But there is an age right there. I
think that the teenage years, and you know, the teenage
(04:01):
years you kind of like, Mom, drop me off on
the corner. You know. I'm trying to thigure what what
the coolest I am? At what? Everyone has to own
their own hill, right, So what am I the what?
What would I be the top of the top on
the If you're a dad, you'd like, right now we
have we have like thirteen minutes left to come up
with something, shut Dick, that sounds like my kids. I'm
(04:26):
taking it away from family. You are a food kind
of scary like when it comes to food, you know
almost anything and everything about a restaurant. You you memorize
the gat ratings and I feel like I am like,
but you know, it's just you know what, Just do
an expert. You know what chefs do, what type of
food they serve on a certain night, when to get it,
when not to get it, what drink to eat with
(04:48):
the food? So you that's your thing. How to clothes
zip ties on a girl at one hand? Yeah, that's
a great skill to have. But what do you like
your face? You're the top of your own hill? Nate?
Go what what? What hell? Are you the top of thing?
Because I have a couple more for myself, But go
for it. You know. The one thing my I like
to travel, So I'll bring my my nieces money from
(05:11):
other countries and I'll they think that's cool. I don't know,
that's not really that cool. I'm not really that good
at anything. Sorry, skip me go No, I don't know.
I'm trying to think what's impressive to a kid? I
haven't been a kid? Is that what that is? That
what the question was. I'm just saying, like another thing,
another thing for me that I will just throw it
out there. This is gonna he's gonna whole list. I'm
(05:32):
just talking about when it comes to like music, knowing
music titles artists years you first of all, you can
give me a couple of song notes and boom, I'll
do title at artists. I used to like, guess that lyric,
I'm sorry, I guess that mystery song when they used
to go, I'm like, I know a song that is,
and I'll give you the title artist in year. I
know it's kind of useless and petty and it might
not help me in life make any kind of money.
(05:56):
Nirvana right now if you played one little Yeah, That's
what I'm saying. So everybody has their thing. It's not
just about being a cool dad. I'm just saying I'm
bringing it past that, Like, there's gotta be something that
you're an expert in that could be something useless for
life or maybe useful. I'm pretty good at movies. I'm
pretty You're also the one I call when I have
over questions over our left I'm always scary. Is you're
(06:19):
sure I want X. He always knows the answer, right.
Is good for a lot of things, right, But I
am the jack of all trade, master of none. I
feel like I know a little bit about a lot
of a little bit about a lot of stuff, you know,
but there's only a couple of things that I specialize
in and then nothing that's useful in life. Yeah, you're
the handyman of useless knowledge, right? What about you? Me? Personally,
(06:43):
I'm a good swimmer, so I teach a lot of
my family and friends that don't know how to swim
how to swim during the summer. Uh. That's like one
of those useless things. You really don't know how you
need to know how to swim, but I could do it. Um.
I think that's really it right now, top of mind. Yeah, personally,
you know, I get medical questions, like especially from you guys.
Why do they come what would be come to an
(07:04):
e m T which if you know anything about e
m T certification, I mean it's one step above like you, Yeah,
it really is. How long were you my certificate? Well
I was for about two years, but then your certification
lasts for I think four right, and then my certification
lapsed and then in the fifteen years since then a
(07:25):
lot of things have changed. So my scope of practice
was very small. But people would ask me things I
have no clue. I really have no clue. I can
take you to the hospital. That's about it, you know,
because you've asked me medical questions. Yeah, I don't know
why I do that? Have you know, fair amount of math?
You questions? It's like, if something's wrong with my bag, O, Nate, Well,
(07:46):
let me examine your dad. What was the weirdest situation
you were in as an e m T. I don't
want to get into that. It's listening to really like
bloody um, yeah, other wuds. Yeah, I've been thrown up on.
I've been and uh yeah, a lot of different smelly
(08:09):
things come out of people's bodies. I remember. So when
you're when you when you work in that industry, in
emergency rooms, in hospitals in general, when you have a
smelly patient, especially say anything stomach related, you have vix
vapor rub and you put it underneath your nose so
that the smells emanating from the person you don't smell,
you're just smelling vapor. Yeah, And I remember we went
(08:33):
into this one house one time and I mean you
you opened the door and it was just like a
wall of smell just hits you. And so we were like,
no way. We walked back and we just put that
under our nose and no, somebody had a little trouble
down below and it uh, it was everywhere. That's why
(08:54):
he's a radio too, and yeah everywhere. Also a good
looking guy. So I'm sure when you showed up at
the scene, and if I was a woman, they would
also try to hit on you, you know, And that's
the thing. No, no, no, and it really wasn't. I mean,
people are suffering. That's why they call an ambulance, right.
But you always think it's like the movies, things like
the TV shows. You show up and the model is
(09:14):
like struggling. No, it's old people. And yeah, it's old
people and people that don't want to see you. The
same thing for me. Named when I was a lifeguard too,
you always envisioned saving that beautiful woman that was drowning
in the deep end. Nope, it was either a child
(09:35):
or it was a very disgusting looking guy that was
very hairy. Yes, so we're trying to hot people don't drown.
I never in the entire time, I think there was
maybe one attractive person. And that's really stupid to say it.
I know it's mean, but it's like a lot of
ugly people need to go to the hospital. Where are
you loving? No, I'm laughing because I used to have
(09:57):
this stupid theory about about taking the train. I'm afraid
to say it because I said that once and that
people got mad. I was about to say the same
thing he's gonna say, like, I wouldn't. I don't think
I would see a guy like you Nate on the
train because I don't think it is hot. People don't
ride the train that offensive, but but you rarely see
(10:18):
a supermodel. That's what I'm like a ten on the
subway train. And the reason why is because my theory
is those people always get rescued in life. They're taking
someone's offering them a ride, someone's like paying their way,
and they don't. Those people they actually like like live
life with with a cushion around them and everybody's rescuing
(10:41):
them from the train. You know, I don't look around
and there's you know, I don't see gates walking around.
We had this topic many years ago. Have you ever
in a in a public place when a large group
of people. Have you ever played hypothetical? Who would you do?
Like if someone came on the train with a gun
(11:01):
and said you have to have sex with somebody? Or
if the world was gonna end, and like, who would
you do? Like? Listen, no one's picking me, So I
don't have a right to pick anybody else. But somens
you look around and what would you do? What somens
you on the train and there's nobody, right, there's nobody.
And again if I'm on the train, no one's picking me.
So I'm not being judgment Brody I could picture him
on the train. Yeah, I'm on the train, on the train,
(11:23):
all right. Danielle, Danielle. Could you see Danielle in the No,
I can't. I can't. Yeah, because but she's low maintenance. Yeah,
I know she cleans up. Well, this is so hard
Hardelle and the radio train Today's Danielle. Yes you today,
Danielle tonight going out to dinner. No, that would be
(11:44):
seen on a train. Do I do drive to ride
the train? But the bus? The bus. I gotta admit
I write it a lot less after nine eleven, I
wrote it all the time, and after that being shallow.
What we're talking about present trains. I'm just taking a comment. No,
I know, but what I'm saying it's just for some
reason to me, all the hot people disappear when it
comes to public transportation. Wait a minute, there are hot
(12:06):
people on Amtrak. There are we're just talking about. Okay,
because Scary and I were talking about subway trains in
New York City specifically. All right, and listen. At least
if you're a solid, really attractive woman and you're on there,
they're just not often. So you are a rarity and
(12:26):
we appreciate it. We're not judging people on their appearance.
We're just saying we think supermodels and super hot guys.
Please don't be offended, but I found on the Long
Island Railroad. On more expensive public transportation, the client, the
men dress better, they're in suits there, they're higher. Their
executives drawing on amtrack notter. What if you're on a
(12:49):
more expensive mode of transportation, the level of appearance in
the way you dress, you carry yourself tends to go up.
Whereas if you're on like a hot, sweaty bus in
the summer, you're probably hot and sweaty, and you you
may be tract if you just don't look it on
the subway or a bus. Maybe it's the heat. I
still have that theory that the hot people get rescued
by people paying their way. I'm just saying, I'm listening.
(13:12):
Call me shallow, how but that's how you feel. I listen.
This is my observation. It's not the right answer, it's
just my observation. But do you think those hot people
look at you the same way you you look at
ugly people on the train when you're at the club. Ugly?
No, no no, no, no, See that's the thing I'm not
trying to say that. Do you think do you think
people look at you at a club and think they
(13:33):
could see you in a subway away? I just don't see. No,
I don't see people. I don't see people that would
you'd see on the cover of a magazine on the train.
That's all I'm saying. I'm not saying you're ugly if
you ride a freaking train, I'm not saying that. I'm
just saying you're you're not You're not a tin. Usually
you're you're doing the law of averages, maybe playing the odds.
(13:54):
I gotta shovel I'm just keep thinking myself. Is the
thing you ever take the train? Yes? I do, not
really how often? Let me tell you what, do you
take more Uber's or training? Yes? Because let me tell
you something. When we all say, hey, we gotta go
a certain place. You are the first in the day.
(14:16):
Uber everywhere, Uber everywhere. You know the deal, you hit
the Uber button. It's just scaries personality, says Uber. But
his appearance, says train. I like how you're okay with that?
He just totally slammed your appearance. He's confident. I'm okay
(14:38):
about it. I get it. I'm not I'm not the
you wouldn't You wouldn't find me in a freaking limo.
I want to looks. Looks. It's to me to do
with money either well we know Scar he's got money,
but it condins to me you do. But confidence, to me,
I mean you could go anywhere and fit in. It's
(14:59):
not like you feel a place because you don't look
a certain way. That's true. I do. I definitely feel
okay anywhere I go. You're right, what about you, guys?
I feel great everywhere because I look the way I do.
That's a whole different, a totally different podcasts entirely right there.
It's only forty five seconds less than this one. Do
(15:20):
you really think I'm serious, Dane wonder. Sometimes I don't
think so, But then sometimes I maybe not. Like it
needs defense. It's not like he goes to the gym
and post pictures of himself out of shirt. He goes
on vacation and post shirtless pictures with I don't really
feel that way. Okay, he does, look at his vace
(15:43):
the shovel. Okay, but when Scar he goes, I don't
think hot guys like you ride the subway. They didn't
go about that. Yeah, they gave him a look like,
I see your point. The Fifteen Minute Morning Show
Fifteen minute morning show podcast coming up, but we got
to talk about Blue Apron. Thanks to Blue Apron. The
next fifteen minutes around them. Every Wednesday, my Blue Apron
box arrives full of fresh produce, all measured out so
I don't have any waste when I cook these meals
that their chefs come up with. They give you this
easy to read card with every meal, and every meal
is under ten dollars if you actually learn how to
(00:22):
cook from them. And like I said, they're ingredients are
from right up the street. They're all from farms in
your region. It's affordable, like I said, less than ten
dollars per meal. Lots of varieties, new recipes every week.
They're flexible with what you want. If you don't want fish,
they won't send fish. If you need to take off
a week or two or the three or four days,
just do it. They don't charge you, and guaranteed freshness
every single meal. They do the heavy lifting, They do
(00:44):
all the shopping, and like I said, they don't give
you too much food seed to waste. Any food. You
just chop it, saute it, and eat it. It's so delicious.
Check out this week's menu. Get your first three meals
for free and free shipping by going to blue Apron
dot com slash fifteen as in fifteen minute morning show
Blue a brn dot com slash What would you talk
(01:05):
about on your on your podcasts show? Is that scary? No?
For change? It's not what hey, Danielle, this pepper is
(01:25):
really going People are going crazy right now? Do you
know my son has that? But it's my youngest son.
If I'm sitting with him and even if my mouth
is closed, but he can hear like that freaks out.
It's I've never seen anything like it, but apparently it's
(01:48):
a real thing and it's something you have to learn
to deal with because he will move his seat in
the lunch room to stay away from his friends that
eat with their mouth open. I'm not, I'm not, he's
It really is a problem. Not kidding, but he is
an issue that you actually have because either you have
it or you don't. He was when people do that,
you could just chew all day for me. I don't
care you have it. Yeah, it sounds like your people.
(02:13):
When you say youngest son, it makes it sound like
you have seven, eleven, eleven and eight. I mean, you
know once he's he just turned um this week. Spencer's
going to be twelve this summer. An, I almost have
a freaking teenager in my house, and he's almost as
holl as me, and his foot side is bigger than mine.
We're almost at the point where his friends think you're
really hot. No, I don't think that's gonna happen. And
(02:36):
I'm still a cool mom though sometimes waiting. No, no, no no,
no no, you can't say you're cool mom, No, he says. I.
Sometimes that's fine, No at all. I send the cool dad.
I'm not. I'll always be the cool an because I
have the cooler job. I did offer my kids a
challenge because you know, listen, nobody's parents are. Most of
them aren't cool. No matter what you do that you're
(02:57):
you're they're embarrassed in front of their friends when you're around.
I gave them a challenge. I said, everyone you know,
everyone in school, dance, class, gymnastic, any activities outside of school.
Any fathers that are cooler than me. You let me
know that have a cooler job than I have. They can't,
they can't name anybody. That doesn't mean I'm still not
an a hole, but at least on the cool. At
(03:20):
least my job, my environment is the coolest. Not listen,
I'm very fortunate to be here and you do what
I do. But it's a cool thing that they get
to go to concerts and meet celebrities and that it
does doesn't mean to clean the rule. You're the best,
but I'm the coolest. It's like it's like being the
least smelly turd. Yeah right, that's basically what it is.
It's like of all the poops, you smell the least.
(03:40):
So well, okay, it's still not easy I have. I mean, Garrett,
you're far from this. But at which which age your
kids not like you like when the doctor slapped them. Now,
mine are still cool. Mine still love me all night
last night. But there is an age right there. I
think that the teenage years, and you know, the teenage
(04:01):
years you kind of like, Mom, drop me off on
the corner. You know. I'm trying to thigure what what
the coolest I am? At what? Everyone has to own
their own hill, right, So what am I the what?
What would I be the top of the top on
the If you're a dad, you'd like, right now we
have we have like thirteen minutes left to come up
with something, shut Dick, that sounds like my kids. I'm
(04:26):
taking it away from family. You are a food kind
of scary like when it comes to food, you know
almost anything and everything about a restaurant. You you memorize
the gat ratings and I feel like I am like,
but you know, it's just you know what, Just do
an expert. You know what chefs do, what type of
food they serve on a certain night, when to get it,
when not to get it, what drink to eat with
(04:48):
the food? So you that's your thing. How to clothes
zip ties on a girl at one hand? Yeah, that's
a great skill to have. But what do you like
your face? You're the top of your own hill? Nate?
Go what what? What hell? Are you the top of thing?
Because I have a couple more for myself, But go
for it. You know. The one thing my I like
to travel, So I'll bring my my nieces money from
(05:11):
other countries and I'll they think that's cool. I don't know,
that's not really that cool. I'm not really that good
at anything. Sorry, skip me go No, I don't know.
I'm trying to think what's impressive to a kid? I
haven't been a kid? Is that what that is? That
what the question was. I'm just saying, like another thing,
another thing for me that I will just throw it
out there. This is gonna he's gonna whole list. I'm
(05:32):
just talking about when it comes to like music, knowing
music titles artists years you first of all, you can
give me a couple of song notes and boom, I'll
do title at artists. I used to like, guess that lyric,
I'm sorry, I guess that mystery song when they used
to go, I'm like, I know a song that is,
and I'll give you the title artist in year. I
know it's kind of useless and petty and it might
not help me in life make any kind of money.
(05:56):
Nirvana right now if you played one little Yeah, That's
what I'm saying. So everybody has their thing. It's not
just about being a cool dad. I'm just saying I'm
bringing it past that, Like, there's gotta be something that
you're an expert in that could be something useless for
life or maybe useful. I'm pretty good at movies. I'm
pretty You're also the one I call when I have
over questions over our left I'm always scary. Is you're
(06:19):
sure I want X. He always knows the answer, right.
Is good for a lot of things, right, But I
am the jack of all trade, master of none. I
feel like I know a little bit about a lot
of a little bit about a lot of stuff, you know,
but there's only a couple of things that I specialize
in and then nothing that's useful in life. Yeah, you're
the handyman of useless knowledge, right? What about you? Me? Personally,
(06:43):
I'm a good swimmer, so I teach a lot of
my family and friends that don't know how to swim
how to swim during the summer. Uh. That's like one
of those useless things. You really don't know how you
need to know how to swim, but I could do it. Um.
I think that's really it right now, top of mind. Yeah, personally,
you know, I get medical questions, like especially from you guys.
Why do they come what would be come to an
(07:04):
e m T which if you know anything about e
m T certification, I mean it's one step above like you, Yeah,
it really is. How long were you my certificate? Well
I was for about two years, but then your certification
lasts for I think four right, and then my certification
lapsed and then in the fifteen years since then a
(07:25):
lot of things have changed. So my scope of practice
was very small. But people would ask me things I
have no clue. I really have no clue. I can
take you to the hospital. That's about it, you know,
because you've asked me medical questions. Yeah, I don't know
why I do that? Have you know, fair amount of math?
You questions? It's like, if something's wrong with my bag, O, Nate, Well,
(07:46):
let me examine your dad. What was the weirdest situation
you were in as an e m T. I don't
want to get into that. It's listening to really like
bloody um, yeah, other wuds. Yeah, I've been thrown up on.
I've been and uh yeah, a lot of different smelly
(08:09):
things come out of people's bodies. I remember. So when
you're when you when you work in that industry, in
emergency rooms, in hospitals in general, when you have a
smelly patient, especially say anything stomach related, you have vix
vapor rub and you put it underneath your nose so
that the smells emanating from the person you don't smell,
you're just smelling vapor. Yeah, And I remember we went
(08:33):
into this one house one time and I mean you
you opened the door and it was just like a
wall of smell just hits you. And so we were like,
no way. We walked back and we just put that
under our nose and no, somebody had a little trouble
down below and it uh, it was everywhere. That's why
(08:54):
he's a radio too, and yeah everywhere. Also a good
looking guy. So I'm sure when you showed up at
the scene, and if I was a woman, they would
also try to hit on you, you know, And that's
the thing. No, no, no, and it really wasn't. I mean,
people are suffering. That's why they call an ambulance, right.
But you always think it's like the movies, things like
the TV shows. You show up and the model is
(09:14):
like struggling. No, it's old people. And yeah, it's old
people and people that don't want to see you. The
same thing for me. Named when I was a lifeguard too,
you always envisioned saving that beautiful woman that was drowning
in the deep end. Nope, it was either a child
(09:35):
or it was a very disgusting looking guy that was
very hairy. Yes, so we're trying to hot people don't drown.
I never in the entire time, I think there was
maybe one attractive person. And that's really stupid to say it.
I know it's mean, but it's like a lot of
ugly people need to go to the hospital. Where are
you loving? No, I'm laughing because I used to have
(09:57):
this stupid theory about about taking the train. I'm afraid
to say it because I said that once and that
people got mad. I was about to say the same
thing he's gonna say, like, I wouldn't. I don't think
I would see a guy like you Nate on the
train because I don't think it is hot. People don't
ride the train that offensive, but but you rarely see
(10:18):
a supermodel. That's what I'm like a ten on the
subway train. And the reason why is because my theory
is those people always get rescued in life. They're taking
someone's offering them a ride, someone's like paying their way,
and they don't. Those people they actually like like live
life with with a cushion around them and everybody's rescuing
(10:41):
them from the train. You know, I don't look around
and there's you know, I don't see gates walking around.
We had this topic many years ago. Have you ever
in a in a public place when a large group
of people. Have you ever played hypothetical? Who would you do?
Like if someone came on the train with a gun
(11:01):
and said you have to have sex with somebody? Or
if the world was gonna end, and like, who would
you do? Like? Listen, no one's picking me, So I
don't have a right to pick anybody else. But somens
you look around and what would you do? What somens
you on the train and there's nobody, right, there's nobody.
And again if I'm on the train, no one's picking me.
So I'm not being judgment Brody I could picture him
on the train. Yeah, I'm on the train, on the train,
(11:23):
all right. Danielle, Danielle. Could you see Danielle in the No,
I can't. I can't. Yeah, because but she's low maintenance. Yeah,
I know she cleans up. Well, this is so hard
Hardelle and the radio train Today's Danielle. Yes you today,
Danielle tonight going out to dinner. No, that would be
(11:44):
seen on a train. Do I do drive to ride
the train? But the bus? The bus. I gotta admit
I write it a lot less after nine eleven, I
wrote it all the time, and after that being shallow.
What we're talking about present trains. I'm just taking a comment. No,
I know, but what I'm saying it's just for some
reason to me, all the hot people disappear when it
comes to public transportation. Wait a minute, there are hot
(12:06):
people on Amtrak. There are we're just talking about. Okay,
because Scary and I were talking about subway trains in
New York City specifically. All right, and listen. At least
if you're a solid, really attractive woman and you're on there,
they're just not often. So you are a rarity and
(12:26):
we appreciate it. We're not judging people on their appearance.
We're just saying we think supermodels and super hot guys.
Please don't be offended, but I found on the Long
Island Railroad. On more expensive public transportation, the client, the
men dress better, they're in suits there, they're higher. Their
executives drawing on amtrack notter. What if you're on a
(12:49):
more expensive mode of transportation, the level of appearance in
the way you dress, you carry yourself tends to go up.
Whereas if you're on like a hot, sweaty bus in
the summer, you're probably hot and sweaty, and you you
may be tract if you just don't look it on
the subway or a bus. Maybe it's the heat. I
still have that theory that the hot people get rescued
by people paying their way. I'm just saying, I'm listening.
(13:12):
Call me shallow, how but that's how you feel. I listen.
This is my observation. It's not the right answer, it's
just my observation. But do you think those hot people
look at you the same way you you look at
ugly people on the train when you're at the club. Ugly?
No, no no, no, no, See that's the thing I'm not
trying to say that. Do you think do you think
people look at you at a club and think they
(13:33):
could see you in a subway away? I just don't see. No,
I don't see people. I don't see people that would
you'd see on the cover of a magazine on the train.
That's all I'm saying. I'm not saying you're ugly if
you ride a freaking train, I'm not saying that. I'm
just saying you're you're not You're not a tin. Usually
you're you're doing the law of averages, maybe playing the odds.
(13:54):
I gotta shovel I'm just keep thinking myself. Is the
thing you ever take the train? Yes? I do, not
really how often? Let me tell you what, do you
take more Uber's or training? Yes? Because let me tell
you something. When we all say, hey, we gotta go
a certain place. You are the first in the day.
(14:16):
Uber everywhere, Uber everywhere. You know the deal, you hit
the Uber button. It's just scaries personality, says Uber. But
his appearance, says train. I like how you're okay with that?
He just totally slammed your appearance. He's confident. I'm okay
(14:38):
about it. I get it. I'm not I'm not the
you wouldn't You wouldn't find me in a freaking limo.
I want to looks. Looks. It's to me to do
with money either well we know Scar he's got money,
but it condins to me you do. But confidence, to me,
I mean you could go anywhere and fit in. It's
(14:59):
not like you feel a place because you don't look
a certain way. That's true. I do. I definitely feel
okay anywhere I go. You're right, what about you, guys?
I feel great everywhere because I look the way I do.
That's a whole different, a totally different podcasts entirely right there.
It's only forty five seconds less than this one. Do
(15:20):
you really think I'm serious, Dane wonder. Sometimes I don't
think so, But then sometimes I maybe not. Like it
needs defense. It's not like he goes to the gym
and post pictures of himself out of shirt. He goes
on vacation and post shirtless pictures with I don't really
feel that way. Okay, he does, look at his vace
(15:43):
the shovel. Okay, but when Scar he goes, I don't
think hot guys like you ride the subway. They didn't
go about that. Yeah, they gave him a look like,
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