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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, it's time for the fifteen minute morning show podcast
thanks to our friends at Harry's. Look, when it comes
to the beauty of shaving, you don't want to use
some razor that's gonna make you look like someone took
a lawnmower after you. Harry's they actually make their own,
high quality blades in their own factory in Germany. It's
(00:21):
way too expensive to buy blades in the drug store
for your razor. Harry's makes shaving a very very personal
experience for you for two dollars of blade compared to
four dollars or more in the drug store. That's just
one of the billions of reasons you need to check
out Harry's. Go to Harry's dot com. They want you
to try their most popular trial set for free. It
comes with a razor handle of your choice, five blade cartridge,
(00:44):
and a shaving gel. It's totally free when you sign up,
just pay a small fee for shipping. Here's how you
do it. Go to Harry's dot com slash elvis. Do
it now before this fifteen minute morning show podcast is over.
Harry's dot com slash Elvis two four. What would you
talk about on your on your podcast? Firm Elvis Presents
(01:11):
fifteen minute morning show. All right, you guys have a
big announcement. Let's hear it, right then big announcement. Really
that was the drum Roll podcast. I'm sorry, I need
(01:34):
I need to redo. I guys have a big announcement
pregnant regarding birthday fake dot com we have currently made.
That's how Apple started. Apple didn't make billions of dollars
(01:55):
in a day at a day point at least two days.
So in the case you are listening to yesterday's podcast,
shame on you. Shame on you. First of all. Second
of all, we bought a website called birthday fake dot
Com where we'reings that are for people's birthdays other than
cakes like birthday meat loaf, ye, birthday corn bread, but
not question. Why did somebody though, just go to corn friend? Like, okay,
(02:22):
what we have to discuss this is important? Okay, what
is going to make our corn friend? Okay? Why wouldn't
someone go to the supermarket and buy batteries but they
go to Amazon and wait two days for him? People
want to order this because we'll decorate to meat loaf
with a nice red sauce. You know, there has to
be something that sets us apart. Okay, if we keep
giving away our ideas, nothing will set us apart because
(02:44):
someone else to be doing it. So you never figured
out who's cooking the meat loaf, who's going to spend
the whole day? Listen, I'm just I'm just a concept guy,
all right. I was expecting because I think if you,
I think, if you go back and listen to the podcast,
you were not the concept of No. I came up
with it. We did two no. I came up with
(03:05):
the idea originally, remember that I had the revelation that
you came up with. I said, without disease, you guys
wouldn't be anywhere. Garrett has every disease on the under this.
Without my birthday, it wouldn't even have been a saying
this is all falling apart. I think, okay, let's just
establish that we're going to court. Let's hold on. Let's
(03:30):
establish that a lot of us had a hand in it,
mean more than others, and but Scary had no hand
than it. He's out, Yeah, yeah, Scary, I really don't
remember your confusion inbusion was two dollars. Bethany rested the website.
She was proactive thank you. I think I think it's scary.
I think you deserve a smaller, slightly smaller share than
the rest of us because I paid the same amount
(03:50):
of Monday, all right, Danielle. It was her birthday that
was the genesis of the conversation, Garrett. It has allergic
to everything. I came up with the ideas that came,
Brody came up with the name, and then Bethany did
the purchasing. I don't really equal investor doesn't matter financially,
tally sing, we get equity in the company, you may
(04:10):
get it. I got new Paul McCartney and John Lennon
got more money than Ringo Starr and not for thing.
But do you guys remember who pulled his money out
last yesterday? Oh yeah, that's right. It doesn't matter. It's
still part of it. We got six of us. Buy
you out. I'll give you three dollar please. I bet
the biggest part because I put in five dollars in
(04:32):
my steak. I feel like this is shark speaking a
steak birthday Steak, register to stay Birthday Stake, birthday steak
dot com. Spell it both ways, get it both both
ways in case it's at birthday for a vampire birthday
s TV a birthday. Can we talk about something else now? Yeah,
(04:55):
if we have a company, birthday steak is taken by
the son of a bitch. If we have a company,
can we please promise that our eight D number, our
customer service number, will not say that your call is
very important to us and then say it's a forty
minute wait. I I called USPS because they had a
problem with the United States Postal Service and they said,
we're experiencing larger than normal delays. Whatever, Uh, you your
(05:19):
call the answer and proximately forty minutes. What how important
is my call to them? If I have to wait
forty minut At least they told you. However, if you
guys called a place where they do the callback, yeah,
ps C and G the local gas and Electric Company
New Jersey. Is fantastic that. Um. I think they do
that because they don't want you to be in um hold,
(05:40):
you know, and hold purgatory. At least at least they're
giving you something to look forward to, like, Okay, I
can put my phone down for twenty seven minutes my
call is. I know that I'm gonna it's gonna be
answered in the order it was received, and I know
that I'm online. It's like waiting online at Disney World
for a ride, same thing. You just know, so you
you're expect asians are met. But when you do not serve,
(06:02):
you know, when you underserve the expectation where you're just
like please hold, please hold, please hold, that gets people
more frustrated and they keep looping that message Hall, I
heard it three minutes ago. Seventy three minutes. We'll get
to you. But just no, it's in seven. Don't tell
me every four minutes I call is important because it
clearly is not important. And by the way, if you
notice when you're on hold for a half hour and
(06:23):
they finally pick up, that's when your phone rings with
somebody else. Yes, you get disconnected. Yeah, well thank oh, yeah,
thank you. You're in the wrong department. Let me transfer you,
or when they transfer you and drop your call by
accident and you've been waiting for like you know, it's
not an accident. And then but then you have to
(06:43):
explain to the person that had nothing to do with
it that the last person hung up on you, and
they're sitting there going, I don't care, man, it wasn't me.
And if you annoy them about it, they'll hang up
on you. Also could just when you call places, and
it's the same. A lot of these companies share the
same hold music. It's like only two or three or
or hold music and it's the same one, Like United
Airlines uses one that is the same as that I've
(07:05):
gotten for like freaking customer service on Amazon or something.
I swear that the woman who handles our health benefits
the automated voice is the same woman who does m X.
It's the same woman. Yeah, how much fun did she
make more than us? I've always wanted to be the person.
She's in there in the system. If you pull up,
(07:28):
I recorded me talking to her. Aren't you that person
health savings account? Try that you that person for some company?
Didn't record a bunch of those like press three four?
Yeah I did. I don't even remember the company though.
It was a long time ago. This is like when
I first started here. But yeah, it was the fun
menu and I just had to record like a like
two or three pages of stuff. It's fine, it's fine,
(07:48):
it's good. I wish I knew that company. I would
call them. I do remember that that ask permission. That
voice sounds familiar, call yourself these prompts that'd be weird.
The weirdest thing is when you hear a voice and
you don't recognize it and it turns out you should
recognize it. Like So, my sister did voice over stuff
(08:12):
in Minneapolis for a while, and there was a commercial
that was on for over a year and I watched
it every day until she told me she was the
voiceover for that commercial. And I never knew it until
I heard it, and I'm like, holy crap, that's my sister.
And the same thing. I have a girlfriend who does
a commercial for All the Beauty, and it is that's her.
But I would never have known that slip into like
(08:34):
these other voices that happened to me. So in the
business that we're in, we know people that do voiceover occasionally.
And I was in an AMC theater standing at the
urinal ping. I had my thing in my hand and
then I hear penis, my penis, thank you, and uh
the song ends on their little music track and then
I hear this voice come on and it's like that
(08:54):
was imagined Dragons Believe off of their self titled and
I'm like, who the hell? I go, oh, that's my
friend Larry. I'm with my penis in my hands, are
immediately dropped my Yeah, I dropped my penis and picked
up my phone. I'm like, Larry, you're talking to me
at the AMC Theater bathroom. But if you go to
his Twitter account, it's at Larry Morgan or something like that,
(09:16):
and uh, it's like voice you may hear me in
AMC theater bathrooms. That's his. My My ex does voiceover
stuff for our for I Heeart Radio for our app,
and so if someone is like streaming I Heart Radio
in a store or whatever, I'll sometimes hear my boyfriend,
my ex boyfriend talking to me while I'm like changing
clothes or something. It's a very bizarre situation. He the
(09:37):
dirty Santa. No, he's not dirty Santa. I don't know.
I'm sorry at I'm trying to No. Remember we turned
on north Pole Radio and they have that No. I know,
but I've always wanted to be that dirty stand I
wanted an audition for that North Pole Radio because I
(09:58):
think I could be a good dirty standing, a great
dirty Santa. Can you imagine scary though, like doing the
Press one commercials yo, hey, stupid Press one. Yeah, you
want to hold on. I wanted to. I wanted to
be the guest voice of someone's NAV on their car.
I get lost, Like, I don't give a ship, but
they don't have it. That's it's not fair. They have British,
(10:19):
they don't have Bronx. They should have Brooklyn Eas and Bronx. Okay, serious, guy,
I'm like, I never heard. I never changed the serious.
You know what, it would be scary how many times
they're gonna tell you to make a run, make a
left by the place, do yourself a favorite bang of
(10:40):
Yui right here. You know these people that do professional
voice over there, you know they don't even leave their house,
right yea? They have studios in their houses. And uh
actually I was doing an event one time where I
ran into the guy he does CBS the network. Anytime
you hear him say like the Big Bang theory. This
is this guy. And I met him at a grocery
store and uh so I started chat adding and he goes, yeah,
(11:00):
I'll get a text or something and it'll say, all right,
you have this copy to read. I'll walk into my studio,
which is attached to my living room. Sit down. The
line is always connected. He was like, turn on my
microphone and say, all right, here it comes, and he
just records it and then he turns it off and
goes back to his living room. And it sounds amazing
until you realize you're penned to your house. The one
(11:23):
thing can't leave. You can because they know that you
have a studio in your house, and so they expect
quick turn if you better. We have we have a
guy I don't mention names. Scary knows him. He does
movie trailers, He does TV commercials in his underwear, smoking
pot on the couch all day home studio. But if
he goes out like he's got a metal briefcase with
(11:43):
a recording equipment in it, and he can go into
any room, any office, any restaurant, go in the bathroom,
record yea, and those guys make does ton of money. Scary,
you edit the phone taps in your underwear? I do, Yeah,
that's right. Yeah. So so there's a process for the
phone taps. You know. Once we finally get a phone
(12:05):
tap in the in the afternoon here, um, they'll put
it on a server and I'll download it onto my
home computer and at night, after I take my nap,
I might even be naked. I swear to God sometimes
I'm buckets naked sitting well, you know, you put something
on a chair, it's a leather chair. Put something on
(12:26):
the chair. So and I sit there and I literally,
have you put on a pair of headphones. I put
on a pair of headphones, and I'm sitting there taking
your phone taps from twelve twenty thirty seven minutes down
to like, you know, three or four minutes and I'm
sitting there and for like two hours with headphones on. So, yes, Danielle,
you had a phone tap that was on today. I
(12:49):
was in my underwear. What's the webcam address so we
can watch you? Right? That's second Bethany, Bethany register that
watch Scary edit dot com. Can you please on the
show accounts tonight post a picture of you editing in
your underwear? I really, it's like this is hard at
(13:09):
work for the next day. I could do that because
I'm actually my computer screen is looking at me. I
have a camera right there in the screen stare at me,
and I can show you hi, guys shirt wow. But
wait a second, can people tap into that camera? If
it's of course yes, as a matter of fact, that's
why you put tape over Apple. I do not have
a tape on my camera. Oh, this is an episode
(13:30):
of Black Mirror on Netflix. Someone taps into someone's camera
and you gotta see what happened. That's some freaky ship man.
So you mean if all these all these hours and
hours I've spent over the years staring at my computer
screen and all kinds of they can they can tap
into that net's tap with two pas by the way,
By the way, you know, how do I know it's on?
There's like a light that they can do it without
the light going. I'm like totally freaked out. So what
(13:52):
do you do? You just tap into people's ips without
any I don't know. I don't know how to do it,
but some people do. You know. There's a movie about
Edward Snowden and he talks about here's a guy named
Edward Snowdon and a movie came out about him and
it talks about how we hacked into the government got secrets. Yeah,
we learned that, Yester, we learned that yesterday. Dude. I
wonder if anybody's listening to this podcast right now that's
a hacker. Of course, I'm sure prove it by hacking
(14:16):
into scary his computer tonight and posting pictures of him
naked editing the phone tap. Yeah, that not that I
want to see. You'd love it. Maybe that's not the
best I want. Okay, Can you have a microphone in
your home studio? Right of course? Can you record the
sound it makes when your ask gets off that leather
chair when you got that rip? That could be our
(14:36):
next secret sound, secret sound, contest that secret sound that
came I up here it again? Can we have a
secret sound in the system. And some of you guys
might know this, but I want you to listen to it.
(14:57):
See if you can guess what this is? The secret
the unofficial secret sound. Oh scary eating cotton candy? You're
eating sound? Scary breathing? Oh, scary walking flip flops? That's right, yes, yes,
scary sitting up and sitting down in his chair. It
(15:22):
was summer and it was sticking. It was summer. No, no,
you hear the sweat on the balls of my feet.
You need my heels have sweat on them, so you
hear like part of your the balls of my feet.
Do you shave the balls of your feet? No? He
doesn't even shaved. You shave the balls of your feet.
(15:43):
It makes your feet look bigger. I just got as
he reaches for his razor fifteen minute morning show
Oh, it's time for the fifteen minute morning show podcast
thanks to our friends at Harry's. Look, when it comes
to the beauty of shaving, you don't want to use
some razor that's gonna make you look like someone took
a lawnmower after you. Harry's they actually make their own,
high quality blades in their own factory in Germany. It's
(00:21):
way too expensive to buy blades in the drug store
for your razor. Harry's makes shaving a very very personal
experience for you for two dollars of blade compared to
four dollars or more in the drug store. That's just
one of the billions of reasons you need to check
out Harry's. Go to Harry's dot com. They want you
to try their most popular trial set for free. It
comes with a razor handle of your choice, five blade cartridge,
(00:44):
and a shaving gel. It's totally free when you sign up,
just pay a small fee for shipping. Here's how you
do it. Go to Harry's dot com slash elvis. Do
it now before this fifteen minute morning show podcast is over.
Harry's dot com slash Elvis two four. What would you
talk about on your on your podcast? Firm Elvis Presents
(01:11):
fifteen minute morning show. All right, you guys have a
big announcement. Let's hear it, right then big announcement. Really
that was the drum Roll podcast. I'm sorry, I need
(01:34):
I need to redo. I guys have a big announcement
pregnant regarding birthday fake dot com we have currently made.
That's how Apple started. Apple didn't make billions of dollars
(01:55):
in a day at a day point at least two days.
So in the case you are listening to yesterday's podcast,
shame on you. Shame on you. First of all. Second
of all, we bought a website called birthday fake dot
Com where we'reings that are for people's birthdays other than
cakes like birthday meat loaf, ye, birthday corn bread, but
not question. Why did somebody though, just go to corn friend? Like, okay,
(02:22):
what we have to discuss this is important? Okay, what
is going to make our corn friend? Okay? Why wouldn't
someone go to the supermarket and buy batteries but they
go to Amazon and wait two days for him? People
want to order this because we'll decorate to meat loaf
with a nice red sauce. You know, there has to
be something that sets us apart. Okay, if we keep
giving away our ideas, nothing will set us apart because
(02:44):
someone else to be doing it. So you never figured
out who's cooking the meat loaf, who's going to spend
the whole day? Listen, I'm just I'm just a concept guy,
all right. I was expecting because I think if you,
I think, if you go back and listen to the podcast,
you were not the concept of No. I came up
with it. We did two no. I came up with
(03:05):
the idea originally, remember that I had the revelation that
you came up with. I said, without disease, you guys
wouldn't be anywhere. Garrett has every disease on the under this.
Without my birthday, it wouldn't even have been a saying
this is all falling apart. I think, okay, let's just
establish that we're going to court. Let's hold on. Let's
(03:30):
establish that a lot of us had a hand in it,
mean more than others, and but Scary had no hand
than it. He's out, Yeah, yeah, Scary, I really don't
remember your confusion inbusion was two dollars. Bethany rested the website.
She was proactive thank you. I think I think it's scary.
I think you deserve a smaller, slightly smaller share than
the rest of us because I paid the same amount
(03:50):
of Monday, all right, Danielle. It was her birthday that
was the genesis of the conversation, Garrett. It has allergic
to everything. I came up with the ideas that came,
Brody came up with the name, and then Bethany did
the purchasing. I don't really equal investor doesn't matter financially,
tally sing, we get equity in the company, you may
(04:10):
get it. I got new Paul McCartney and John Lennon
got more money than Ringo Starr and not for thing.
But do you guys remember who pulled his money out
last yesterday? Oh yeah, that's right. It doesn't matter. It's
still part of it. We got six of us. Buy
you out. I'll give you three dollar please. I bet
the biggest part because I put in five dollars in
(04:32):
my steak. I feel like this is shark speaking a
steak birthday Steak, register to stay Birthday Stake, birthday steak
dot com. Spell it both ways, get it both both
ways in case it's at birthday for a vampire birthday
s TV a birthday. Can we talk about something else now? Yeah,
(04:55):
if we have a company, birthday steak is taken by
the son of a bitch. If we have a company,
can we please promise that our eight D number, our
customer service number, will not say that your call is
very important to us and then say it's a forty
minute wait. I I called USPS because they had a
problem with the United States Postal Service and they said,
we're experiencing larger than normal delays. Whatever, Uh, you your
(05:19):
call the answer and proximately forty minutes. What how important
is my call to them? If I have to wait
forty minut At least they told you. However, if you
guys called a place where they do the callback, yeah,
ps C and G the local gas and Electric Company
New Jersey. Is fantastic that. Um. I think they do
that because they don't want you to be in um hold,
(05:40):
you know, and hold purgatory. At least at least they're
giving you something to look forward to, like, Okay, I
can put my phone down for twenty seven minutes my
call is. I know that I'm gonna it's gonna be
answered in the order it was received, and I know
that I'm online. It's like waiting online at Disney World
for a ride, same thing. You just know, so you
you're expect asians are met. But when you do not serve,
(06:02):
you know, when you underserve the expectation where you're just
like please hold, please hold, please hold, that gets people
more frustrated and they keep looping that message Hall, I
heard it three minutes ago. Seventy three minutes. We'll get
to you. But just no, it's in seven. Don't tell
me every four minutes I call is important because it
clearly is not important. And by the way, if you
notice when you're on hold for a half hour and
(06:23):
they finally pick up, that's when your phone rings with
somebody else. Yes, you get disconnected. Yeah, well thank oh, yeah,
thank you. You're in the wrong department. Let me transfer you,
or when they transfer you and drop your call by
accident and you've been waiting for like you know, it's
not an accident. And then but then you have to
(06:43):
explain to the person that had nothing to do with
it that the last person hung up on you, and
they're sitting there going, I don't care, man, it wasn't me.
And if you annoy them about it, they'll hang up
on you. Also could just when you call places, and
it's the same. A lot of these companies share the
same hold music. It's like only two or three or
or hold music and it's the same one, Like United
Airlines uses one that is the same as that I've
(07:05):
gotten for like freaking customer service on Amazon or something.
I swear that the woman who handles our health benefits
the automated voice is the same woman who does m X.
It's the same woman. Yeah, how much fun did she
make more than us? I've always wanted to be the person.
She's in there in the system. If you pull up,
(07:28):
I recorded me talking to her. Aren't you that person
health savings account? Try that you that person for some company?
Didn't record a bunch of those like press three four?
Yeah I did. I don't even remember the company though.
It was a long time ago. This is like when
I first started here. But yeah, it was the fun
menu and I just had to record like a like
two or three pages of stuff. It's fine, it's fine,
(07:48):
it's good. I wish I knew that company. I would
call them. I do remember that that ask permission. That
voice sounds familiar, call yourself these prompts that'd be weird.
The weirdest thing is when you hear a voice and
you don't recognize it and it turns out you should
recognize it. Like So, my sister did voice over stuff
(08:12):
in Minneapolis for a while, and there was a commercial
that was on for over a year and I watched
it every day until she told me she was the
voiceover for that commercial. And I never knew it until
I heard it, and I'm like, holy crap, that's my sister.
And the same thing. I have a girlfriend who does
a commercial for All the Beauty, and it is that's her.
But I would never have known that slip into like
(08:34):
these other voices that happened to me. So in the
business that we're in, we know people that do voiceover occasionally.
And I was in an AMC theater standing at the
urinal ping. I had my thing in my hand and
then I hear penis, my penis, thank you, and uh
the song ends on their little music track and then
I hear this voice come on and it's like that
(08:54):
was imagined Dragons Believe off of their self titled and
I'm like, who the hell? I go, oh, that's my
friend Larry. I'm with my penis in my hands, are
immediately dropped my Yeah, I dropped my penis and picked
up my phone. I'm like, Larry, you're talking to me
at the AMC Theater bathroom. But if you go to
his Twitter account, it's at Larry Morgan or something like that,
(09:16):
and uh, it's like voice you may hear me in
AMC theater bathrooms. That's his. My My ex does voiceover
stuff for our for I Heeart Radio for our app,
and so if someone is like streaming I Heart Radio
in a store or whatever, I'll sometimes hear my boyfriend,
my ex boyfriend talking to me while I'm like changing
clothes or something. It's a very bizarre situation. He the
(09:37):
dirty Santa. No, he's not dirty Santa. I don't know.
I'm sorry at I'm trying to No. Remember we turned
on north Pole Radio and they have that No. I know,
but I've always wanted to be that dirty stand I
wanted an audition for that North Pole Radio because I
(09:58):
think I could be a good dirty standing, a great
dirty Santa. Can you imagine scary though, like doing the
Press one commercials yo, hey, stupid Press one. Yeah, you
want to hold on. I wanted to. I wanted to
be the guest voice of someone's NAV on their car.
I get lost, Like, I don't give a ship, but
they don't have it. That's it's not fair. They have British,
(10:19):
they don't have Bronx. They should have Brooklyn Eas and Bronx. Okay, serious, guy,
I'm like, I never heard. I never changed the serious.
You know what, it would be scary how many times
they're gonna tell you to make a run, make a
left by the place, do yourself a favorite bang of
(10:40):
Yui right here. You know these people that do professional
voice over there, you know they don't even leave their house,
right yea? They have studios in their houses. And uh
actually I was doing an event one time where I
ran into the guy he does CBS the network. Anytime
you hear him say like the Big Bang theory. This
is this guy. And I met him at a grocery
store and uh so I started chat adding and he goes, yeah,
(11:00):
I'll get a text or something and it'll say, all right,
you have this copy to read. I'll walk into my studio,
which is attached to my living room. Sit down. The
line is always connected. He was like, turn on my
microphone and say, all right, here it comes, and he
just records it and then he turns it off and
goes back to his living room. And it sounds amazing
until you realize you're penned to your house. The one
(11:23):
thing can't leave. You can because they know that you
have a studio in your house, and so they expect
quick turn if you better. We have we have a
guy I don't mention names. Scary knows him. He does
movie trailers, He does TV commercials in his underwear, smoking
pot on the couch all day home studio. But if
he goes out like he's got a metal briefcase with
(11:43):
a recording equipment in it, and he can go into
any room, any office, any restaurant, go in the bathroom,
record yea, and those guys make does ton of money. Scary,
you edit the phone taps in your underwear? I do, Yeah,
that's right. Yeah. So so there's a process for the
phone taps. You know. Once we finally get a phone
(12:05):
tap in the in the afternoon here, um, they'll put
it on a server and I'll download it onto my
home computer and at night, after I take my nap,
I might even be naked. I swear to God sometimes
I'm buckets naked sitting well, you know, you put something
on a chair, it's a leather chair. Put something on
(12:26):
the chair. So and I sit there and I literally,
have you put on a pair of headphones. I put
on a pair of headphones, and I'm sitting there taking
your phone taps from twelve twenty thirty seven minutes down
to like, you know, three or four minutes and I'm
sitting there and for like two hours with headphones on. So, yes, Danielle,
you had a phone tap that was on today. I
(12:49):
was in my underwear. What's the webcam address so we
can watch you? Right? That's second Bethany, Bethany register that
watch Scary edit dot com. Can you please on the
show accounts tonight post a picture of you editing in
your underwear? I really, it's like this is hard at
(13:09):
work for the next day. I could do that because
I'm actually my computer screen is looking at me. I
have a camera right there in the screen stare at me,
and I can show you hi, guys shirt wow. But
wait a second, can people tap into that camera? If
it's of course yes, as a matter of fact, that's
why you put tape over Apple. I do not have
a tape on my camera. Oh, this is an episode
(13:30):
of Black Mirror on Netflix. Someone taps into someone's camera
and you gotta see what happened. That's some freaky ship man.
So you mean if all these all these hours and
hours I've spent over the years staring at my computer
screen and all kinds of they can they can tap
into that net's tap with two pas by the way,
By the way, you know, how do I know it's on?
There's like a light that they can do it without
the light going. I'm like totally freaked out. So what
(13:52):
do you do? You just tap into people's ips without
any I don't know. I don't know how to do it,
but some people do. You know. There's a movie about
Edward Snowden and he talks about here's a guy named
Edward Snowdon and a movie came out about him and
it talks about how we hacked into the government got secrets. Yeah,
we learned that, Yester, we learned that yesterday. Dude. I
wonder if anybody's listening to this podcast right now that's
a hacker. Of course, I'm sure prove it by hacking
(14:16):
into scary his computer tonight and posting pictures of him
naked editing the phone tap. Yeah, that not that I
want to see. You'd love it. Maybe that's not the
best I want. Okay, Can you have a microphone in
your home studio? Right of course? Can you record the
sound it makes when your ask gets off that leather
chair when you got that rip? That could be our
(14:36):
next secret sound, secret sound, contest that secret sound that
came I up here it again? Can we have a
secret sound in the system. And some of you guys
might know this, but I want you to listen to it.
(14:57):
See if you can guess what this is? The secret
the unofficial secret sound. Oh scary eating cotton candy? You're
eating sound? Scary breathing? Oh, scary walking flip flops? That's right, yes, yes,
scary sitting up and sitting down in his chair. It
(15:22):
was summer and it was sticking. It was summer. No, no,
you hear the sweat on the balls of my feet.
You need my heels have sweat on them, so you
hear like part of your the balls of my feet.
Do you shave the balls of your feet? No? He
doesn't even shaved. You shave the balls of your feet.
(15:43):
It makes your feet look bigger. I just got as
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