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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The fifteen minute Morning show podcast all the way, But first,
zip recruiter dot com love them. If you're the person
in charge of hiring for your company, you know what,
that's a big major responsibility. Don't want to screw it up?
Do you? Zip recruiters gonna make it easy for you.
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and rather than getting online and calling and emailing in
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(00:20):
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it is. Over two plus job sites are watching your
ad fly by, including social media networks like Facebook and Twitter.
It's all with a single click. Then, after the ads noticed,
all those entries, all those candidates come rolling in and
with zip recruiters easy to use interface, you keep them
organized and before you know what, you hire the next
(00:41):
superstar in your company. And here's how you can use
zip recruiter for free. Go to zip recruiter dot com
slash fifteen as in fifteen minute morning show podcast, zip
recruiter dot com slash fifteen. Use it for free, be
a hero. You'll use it time and time again. Zip
recruiter dot com slash fifteen four. What would you talk
(01:04):
about on your on your podcast. Firm Elvis represents the
fifteen minute morning show Happy Birthday, Happy, Yeah, yeah yeah?
(01:45):
What happy birthday are you? One? Do not quit? You
love you all? Are you happy birthday? You know they're
making it so special this morning. That was yes, I
do know. That's right. I think Bethany is right. There
is a second in the third verse to hell yeah,
how yeah, my friend's name? What's your name is Roger? No?
(02:11):
That one too? I never heard that your std You
look like an elephant? One too? You smell like an elephant?
Too many syllables. You look like a monkey. You smell
like one too? No, I said elephant, smell an elephant? No?
(02:32):
Who's your favorite philosopher? Who's your favorite elosopher? It's cont
isn't it? Why is kirpers look like a millipede? Goodness? Anyways,
but thank you guy? Often do you douche? Never? Because
I hear it GIFs you In fact, very bad for you.
You smell like one to your body's natural flora should
(02:54):
take care of everything that needs to happen. It's the
fauna that's the problem. And I clean regularly, so it's okay.
What are you doing? For your birthday. Tomorrow, We're going
to some tadrack calls his odd Yeah, so I'm going
to that. Um so I really said, let's save the
babysitter for tomorrow night. So I think tonight I really
want either Mexican or pizza for dinner kind thing. It's
(03:17):
just gonna be my family and I in the living room,
the opening presence uttering in and then Hubby and I
will have a nice evening watch some TV empires on
and you know, anyway, that's it. Shut up? What are
you going to shut What are you gonna do? Is
he gonna take your shirt off? Are you gonna take
your shirt off? Many to have sex on your birthday?
(03:38):
I was laughing because when Lisa and Froggy, when Lisa
has her birthday, because you know, Froggy is always begging.
So I always say to Froggy, well, technically she doesn't
have to have sex, and I technically this is her birthday,
so she cannot have sex with you, and he goes, no,
it's her birthday, she has to have sex. I said,
but maybe she doesn't want to have sex with you.
It's her vacations. Like to think if I was in
(03:59):
a relationship ship and I'm the man, which I am,
that you would enjoy it enough that, Hey, of course
you like sex with me. Here's your present. That's all
you're giving me. You give me that all the time.
You like seriously like guys, Why is that a stereotype
that guys think that that's their birthday present that they
get late. I would like to think that you like
sex that much that you want it. And this is
(04:22):
this is exactly the problem with Froggy And every time
he talks about not getting any if you're in a relationship,
sex is just natural. You don't hold that over each other's.
You can have to understand what I want. With Froggy,
he goes about it the wrong way. He's just like
the things he says, like I go, Froggy, maybe if
you said it this way, you would get it more
(04:42):
like he believe me, already tried it the other way
and it's not working. That's why he's bitching about Brody.
He gets it a lot more than you think. I
just don't understand loveless marriages like that. It's not loveless.
Loveless he portrays it a certain way. Believe me. Lisa
puts out a lot more than you know, you're only
getting on putting out what I mean, I'm just I
(05:08):
don't have to empire. Shut up. When you're married, there's
no putting it puts out? Does the guy put it in?
I just thought of that, Well, what's coming out? If
she's putting it out? Anything out? Is it the booths? Like, Yeah,
I'm going to put out a little dirty. If you
analyze that, it doesn't make any sense. I think it's
in terms of like putting out effort. But you're also
(05:34):
I have one. I'll tell you, what was the last
time you did it? Yeah? When the last time you
had sex? Bill Clinton was present? Has it been more
than a week? Oh yeah, more than a month? Yeah,
more than two months. The guy's got a cast. My
right hand is useless. So in every way, is the
last time you had sex? Yesterday afternoon? When's the last
(05:56):
time you had was last week? Or last the end
of last week? And tonight and then tonight the night
after Empire Nate, last a couple of weeks, three, four five?
When was the last time you had sex and a
bed pan wasn't involved. Well, that's been a few years. Okay, scary,
You have to take the cat out the first Sunday Sunday.
Good job, that's good, good on you. Robin's out of town.
(06:21):
My house is that I am so tired because of
this job. And so if I go upstairs and I
put TV on, I'm watching TV. I started, I start
to go, and he's still doing work downstairs a lot.
So I'm like, you know, so sometimes we will text
each other funny things, and he'll go, hey, I have
a couple of things to do, can you text me
a little something? So then and he's two floors down,
(06:43):
and I'm like, I'm And sometimes I sit there and
I go, am I texting him pictures? When he's two
floors down. I probably could get out of this bed
and just go down there. What if your kids were
holding the phone? Yeah, weekly everything's deleted. Believe me. What
if they're holding the phone they text you, Hey, Mom,
send us some pictures. But I just find it funny
(07:04):
that that's that's like human nature, now, you know what
I mean? Everything is so accessible this way. It's true, man,
I need to stay up a couple more hours, send
me a little something. It wasn't just put the computer
in the bedroom. No, no, you do you know you
got to go and see his office and all his
paperwork and all his crash. He wouldn't have room for
a bed. No, I just realized. So I know when
Scary has sex because of his relationship, he doesn't get
(07:25):
to see his girlfriend Monday through Friday pretty much, so
he's either having sex, uh not Friday night because he's
going out. So it's either Saturday or Sunday pretty much.
But you only have sex Saturday or Sunday, and it's
got to be Sunday morning because she's got to get
out so you can get ready for work Monday and
wait every time you see her. Do you have sex
or is there some days where she don't want to
be bothered? No, there there are times that we don't.
(07:46):
I mean, but you know. But to me, it's like
absence makes the heart grow fonder. I don't know. For somebody,
I'm not a very sexual person, I guess I don't know.
I don't know. I don't need it all the time.
I don't need it all the time. By the way,
not to change his subject, but there's about eleven people
standing outside the door staring this podcast is way more
interesting birthday anyway. Do you have your card? Do you
(08:09):
want to read what everybody you read the card? Because
people were asking before on the big show, so now
let's tell them. On the small show, Elvis wrote, fuck
you Elvis, although I don't know he didn't write it,
somebody else wrote it. For that's very good. Elvin gets
the road to the best sister ever. I love you.
You deserve everything and more, not only today but every day,
(08:31):
whether that shoes or a boob squeeze. Jake wrote, I
love your face. Ronnie wrote I love you and your
body or want your body or want your body, um,
let's see. Scary wrote you get younger every day. I
hope your birthday is filled with love and laughter. Love Scary.
Kathleen wrote love you to the moon and back. Ronie
(08:53):
Road happy many happy shoes. Very nice. That's all you
want now? Yeah? They wrote the weetest thing, my sanity,
my solace, my smile, my Danielle, Happy Birthday. Scary was
in the lead for the nice thing. Is that at
the bottom of an email you got you just broke that.
It's a standard line, don't you wait? Do you admit
(09:15):
it on the air? Ones that you have like standard
letters used to girlfriend but not not for Daniel, you
tried to write You've never written that in anybody's part.
I'll use it again. But we had a very nice
conversation yesterday, so it was very nice. Did you take
a shirt off? Yes? He did? Love Greg ta happy
birthday and anymore. I've known this kid for how long
that Scotty? Yeah, we remembered. Andrew just wrote XO Andrew
(09:41):
Froggy that never writes this, everyone always right happy, and
Bethany wrote, I'm so grateful you're my sister. You keep
me saying on the regular and I love you so much.
EXO Bethany. You know are you sign it now? That's
what happened before Nate, Like Nate doesn't on her Nickels,
I didn't sign that, you know. I frog he loved you.
(10:01):
He'd buy the card next year then mail it up
here with his signature. Yeah, because you know what, I
always do that for him. I I if he's not
up here and make sure we mailed the card to him.
So you're a good friend, you know. I was actually concerned.
I was concerned last night because you're the person that
does the birthdays for everybody, and I'm like, who's going
to do it for Danielle. Okay. I went to Andrew,
(10:23):
Elvis's assidant, the greatest assistant in the world, and I said, Andrew, listen,
who's taking this? I know you're the fourth person I'm
taking care of it. About seven or eight people went
up to him and said, are you going to help
with the cakes? But that's a nice thing, but a
lazy thing because none of us were actually willing to
do it. I will say though, that when I went,
when I approached Andrew, it was the same exact story,
(10:43):
and no wonder why. He was like so he's so
like like very short with me. He was like, scary
because it's gonna be okay. I said, yeah, but you
know what, they want to bring a cake in from
another and outside source. And he goes okay because almost
like it was like the way of the world, and
that outside source says they would love to do every
buy's birthday now. So I will be sending them the
list because those cakes are amazing. Rember that scary and
(11:07):
I we are birthdays passed ready. Yeah. The place is
called butter Cookie, not a sponsor. Oh my god. They're
in Floral Park, New York and on Long Island and
they're amazing. Is a butter cookie or butter cookery, butter
cookie bakery but cookie spelled ce. Okay, why Danielle. I
got a text from Lisa yesterday afternoon going hey. She
was whispering in the text as if make sure you
(11:28):
get Danielle something because she gets everyone else something. So
then I went to Andrew, and then and Andrew, he's over.
Kathleen and Andrew were discussing your birthday two weeks ago,
a week ago, like like they were already in plans
there that one year we forgot my birth that was
me brownies. I forgot once they took a bunch of
(11:52):
Hostess cakes and they put them on a plate and
they say, I got a plan of brownies. Is the
hardest because I know he's got ciliak, he's got can't
have sugar because of his diabetes, and I always I
can't have sugar. But yeah, but it takes I go
what should I look? What should I do? And your
and and Ali always gives me ideas. Yeah, and that
was rough growing up too, because I would have a
(12:14):
birthday cake and all your friends, you know, they could
they could have sugar and they could have gluten. So
I would. I would blow out my candles and I
would just you know, fade off into the background as
everyone would attack my cake meat loaf story. Ever, let's
you say, last year, you want ice cream cake. You
can have sugar and ice cream though, but that's why
they invented insulin. I still think you should just get
(12:35):
him a meat loaf. No, I don't want Why put
a candle in it? That's a great idea. I would
love a birthday birthday. I was like that too, especially great.
And then you can slice it, you know, shape it
like a cake and put like instead of frost, sauce
or brown potatoes or instead of icing. Could you use
(13:00):
poison sauce, just like piston hoisten? Can you pull up
Jeremia birthday birthday? It's a great I would like, Actually,
we only have the brown sauce version. John Ivy beeped
meat in meat loaf because it sounds too dirty. Birthday
(13:22):
corn bread, anyone? I love birthday corn bread. It's the
best time of the year. Oh my god, let's go
with this. We should start a business that doesn't do
birthday cakes, but special ship like birthday meat. What is
the confetti in It's like traditional birthday. What if you
(13:43):
get briskets shaped like a birthday, we'll call it. We'll
call it birthday fake and it's not take trade. Yeah,
and then you can also rent a gay guy because
that's what Daniel wants to gay. That's my idea. Nobody
(14:04):
knows an off of the birthday fake website. By the
time you hear this podcast, own it around. Nobody own
nobody owns that already birthday fake dot com. How many
people are thinking about birthday fake dot God, don't post
this till we gets gets own own birthday which the
(14:26):
big mats of ball birthday ship Bethany while you're at
it by Pappy Lasagna versary one big birthday need boys,
there's six of us, two dollars my birthday fake dot
e du and birthday fake dot org dot dot d.
(14:49):
You you the car motherfucker hapens every time we drink,
and we'll go, let's let's do something and then we'll
see what happens tomorrow where we're going to get one
extra sentwich for the name I put five dollars and
the time that I was a dancer tailor for money,
I did what you wanted me to do because you
want to point out Scary hasn't ponied up any money.
(15:12):
You're not reading the benefits, not dollars dollars dollar. Bethany
just took a shirt off for that dollar. We have
a company, we don't we have to call our attorneys
now and get the name trademark for this industry. No thanks,
we don't need an email. Continue with these, I'll take
care of it before this podcast. So glad this is
(15:32):
the last podcast we ever have to do because we
have a bunch more profitable business this podcast, and we're
gonna quit on Elvis. Yea. Yeah. By the way, is
this podcast was over because I got a right happy
birthday to birthday to you bake birthday dot com. This
(15:56):
is a sponsor The fifteen The Morning Show
The fifteen minute Morning show podcast all the way, But first,
zip recruiter dot com love them. If you're the person
in charge of hiring for your company, you know what,
that's a big major responsibility. Don't want to screw it up?
Do you? Zip recruiters gonna make it easy for you.
Here's what you do. Come out with that one great ad,
and rather than getting online and calling and emailing in
all the different ways to get that ad out there,
(00:20):
go to zip recruiter dot com. One click and there
it is. Over two plus job sites are watching your
ad fly by, including social media networks like Facebook and Twitter.
It's all with a single click. Then, after the ads noticed,
all those entries, all those candidates come rolling in and
with zip recruiters easy to use interface, you keep them
organized and before you know what, you hire the next
(00:41):
superstar in your company. And here's how you can use
zip recruiter for free. Go to zip recruiter dot com
slash fifteen as in fifteen minute morning show podcast, zip
recruiter dot com slash fifteen. Use it for free, be
a hero. You'll use it time and time again. Zip
recruiter dot com slash fifteen four. What would you talk
(01:04):
about on your on your podcast. Firm Elvis represents the
fifteen minute morning show Happy Birthday, Happy, Yeah, yeah yeah?
(01:45):
What happy birthday are you? One? Do not quit? You
love you all? Are you happy birthday? You know they're
making it so special this morning. That was yes, I
do know. That's right. I think Bethany is right. There
is a second in the third verse to hell yeah,
how yeah, my friend's name? What's your name is Roger? No?
(02:11):
That one too? I never heard that your std You
look like an elephant? One too? You smell like an elephant?
Too many syllables. You look like a monkey. You smell
like one too? No, I said elephant, smell an elephant? No?
(02:32):
Who's your favorite philosopher? Who's your favorite elosopher? It's cont
isn't it? Why is kirpers look like a millipede? Goodness? Anyways,
but thank you guy? Often do you douche? Never? Because
I hear it GIFs you In fact, very bad for you.
You smell like one to your body's natural flora should
(02:54):
take care of everything that needs to happen. It's the
fauna that's the problem. And I clean regularly, so it's okay.
What are you doing? For your birthday. Tomorrow, We're going
to some tadrack calls his odd Yeah, so I'm going
to that. Um so I really said, let's save the
babysitter for tomorrow night. So I think tonight I really
want either Mexican or pizza for dinner kind thing. It's
(03:17):
just gonna be my family and I in the living room,
the opening presence uttering in and then Hubby and I
will have a nice evening watch some TV empires on
and you know, anyway, that's it. Shut up? What are
you going to shut What are you gonna do? Is
he gonna take your shirt off? Are you gonna take
your shirt off? Many to have sex on your birthday?
(03:38):
I was laughing because when Lisa and Froggy, when Lisa
has her birthday, because you know, Froggy is always begging.
So I always say to Froggy, well, technically she doesn't
have to have sex, and I technically this is her birthday,
so she cannot have sex with you, and he goes, no,
it's her birthday, she has to have sex. I said,
but maybe she doesn't want to have sex with you.
It's her vacations. Like to think if I was in
(03:59):
a relationship ship and I'm the man, which I am,
that you would enjoy it enough that, Hey, of course
you like sex with me. Here's your present. That's all
you're giving me. You give me that all the time.
You like seriously like guys, Why is that a stereotype
that guys think that that's their birthday present that they
get late. I would like to think that you like
sex that much that you want it. And this is
(04:22):
this is exactly the problem with Froggy And every time
he talks about not getting any if you're in a relationship,
sex is just natural. You don't hold that over each other's.
You can have to understand what I want. With Froggy,
he goes about it the wrong way. He's just like
the things he says, like I go, Froggy, maybe if
you said it this way, you would get it more
(04:42):
like he believe me, already tried it the other way
and it's not working. That's why he's bitching about Brody.
He gets it a lot more than you think. I
just don't understand loveless marriages like that. It's not loveless.
Loveless he portrays it a certain way. Believe me. Lisa
puts out a lot more than you know, you're only
getting on putting out what I mean, I'm just I
(05:08):
don't have to empire. Shut up. When you're married, there's
no putting it puts out? Does the guy put it in?
I just thought of that, Well, what's coming out? If
she's putting it out? Anything out? Is it the booths? Like, Yeah,
I'm going to put out a little dirty. If you
analyze that, it doesn't make any sense. I think it's
in terms of like putting out effort. But you're also
(05:34):
I have one. I'll tell you, what was the last
time you did it? Yeah? When the last time you
had sex? Bill Clinton was present? Has it been more
than a week? Oh yeah, more than a month? Yeah,
more than two months. The guy's got a cast. My
right hand is useless. So in every way, is the
last time you had sex? Yesterday afternoon? When's the last
(05:56):
time you had was last week? Or last the end
of last week? And tonight and then tonight the night
after Empire Nate, last a couple of weeks, three, four five?
When was the last time you had sex and a
bed pan wasn't involved. Well, that's been a few years. Okay, scary,
You have to take the cat out the first Sunday Sunday.
Good job, that's good, good on you. Robin's out of town.
(06:21):
My house is that I am so tired because of
this job. And so if I go upstairs and I
put TV on, I'm watching TV. I started, I start
to go, and he's still doing work downstairs a lot.
So I'm like, you know, so sometimes we will text
each other funny things, and he'll go, hey, I have
a couple of things to do, can you text me
a little something? So then and he's two floors down,
(06:43):
and I'm like, I'm And sometimes I sit there and
I go, am I texting him pictures? When he's two
floors down. I probably could get out of this bed
and just go down there. What if your kids were
holding the phone? Yeah, weekly everything's deleted. Believe me. What
if they're holding the phone they text you, Hey, Mom,
send us some pictures. But I just find it funny
(07:04):
that that's that's like human nature, now, you know what
I mean? Everything is so accessible this way. It's true, man,
I need to stay up a couple more hours, send
me a little something. It wasn't just put the computer
in the bedroom. No, no, you do you know you
got to go and see his office and all his
paperwork and all his crash. He wouldn't have room for
a bed. No, I just realized. So I know when
Scary has sex because of his relationship, he doesn't get
(07:25):
to see his girlfriend Monday through Friday pretty much, so
he's either having sex, uh not Friday night because he's
going out. So it's either Saturday or Sunday pretty much.
But you only have sex Saturday or Sunday, and it's
got to be Sunday morning because she's got to get
out so you can get ready for work Monday and
wait every time you see her. Do you have sex
or is there some days where she don't want to
be bothered? No, there there are times that we don't.
(07:46):
I mean, but you know. But to me, it's like
absence makes the heart grow fonder. I don't know. For somebody,
I'm not a very sexual person, I guess I don't know.
I don't know. I don't need it all the time.
I don't need it all the time. By the way,
not to change his subject, but there's about eleven people
standing outside the door staring this podcast is way more
interesting birthday anyway. Do you have your card? Do you
(08:09):
want to read what everybody you read the card? Because
people were asking before on the big show, so now
let's tell them. On the small show, Elvis wrote, fuck
you Elvis, although I don't know he didn't write it,
somebody else wrote it. For that's very good. Elvin gets
the road to the best sister ever. I love you.
You deserve everything and more, not only today but every day,
(08:31):
whether that shoes or a boob squeeze. Jake wrote, I
love your face. Ronnie wrote I love you and your
body or want your body or want your body, um,
let's see. Scary wrote you get younger every day. I
hope your birthday is filled with love and laughter. Love Scary.
Kathleen wrote love you to the moon and back. Ronie
(08:53):
Road happy many happy shoes. Very nice. That's all you
want now? Yeah? They wrote the weetest thing, my sanity,
my solace, my smile, my Danielle, Happy Birthday. Scary was
in the lead for the nice thing. Is that at
the bottom of an email you got you just broke that.
It's a standard line, don't you wait? Do you admit
(09:15):
it on the air? Ones that you have like standard
letters used to girlfriend but not not for Daniel, you
tried to write You've never written that in anybody's part.
I'll use it again. But we had a very nice
conversation yesterday, so it was very nice. Did you take
a shirt off? Yes? He did? Love Greg ta happy
birthday and anymore. I've known this kid for how long
that Scotty? Yeah, we remembered. Andrew just wrote XO Andrew
(09:41):
Froggy that never writes this, everyone always right happy, and
Bethany wrote, I'm so grateful you're my sister. You keep
me saying on the regular and I love you so much.
EXO Bethany. You know are you sign it now? That's
what happened before Nate, Like Nate doesn't on her Nickels,
I didn't sign that, you know. I frog he loved you.
(10:01):
He'd buy the card next year then mail it up
here with his signature. Yeah, because you know what, I
always do that for him. I I if he's not
up here and make sure we mailed the card to him.
So you're a good friend, you know. I was actually concerned.
I was concerned last night because you're the person that
does the birthdays for everybody, and I'm like, who's going
to do it for Danielle. Okay. I went to Andrew,
(10:23):
Elvis's assidant, the greatest assistant in the world, and I said, Andrew, listen,
who's taking this? I know you're the fourth person I'm
taking care of it. About seven or eight people went
up to him and said, are you going to help
with the cakes? But that's a nice thing, but a
lazy thing because none of us were actually willing to
do it. I will say though, that when I went,
when I approached Andrew, it was the same exact story,
(10:43):
and no wonder why. He was like so he's so
like like very short with me. He was like, scary
because it's gonna be okay. I said, yeah, but you
know what, they want to bring a cake in from
another and outside source. And he goes okay because almost
like it was like the way of the world, and
that outside source says they would love to do every
buy's birthday now. So I will be sending them the
list because those cakes are amazing. Rember that scary and
(11:07):
I we are birthdays passed ready. Yeah. The place is
called butter Cookie, not a sponsor. Oh my god. They're
in Floral Park, New York and on Long Island and
they're amazing. Is a butter cookie or butter cookery, butter
cookie bakery but cookie spelled ce. Okay, why Danielle. I
got a text from Lisa yesterday afternoon going hey. She
was whispering in the text as if make sure you
(11:28):
get Danielle something because she gets everyone else something. So
then I went to Andrew, and then and Andrew, he's over.
Kathleen and Andrew were discussing your birthday two weeks ago,
a week ago, like like they were already in plans
there that one year we forgot my birth that was
me brownies. I forgot once they took a bunch of
(11:52):
Hostess cakes and they put them on a plate and
they say, I got a plan of brownies. Is the
hardest because I know he's got ciliak, he's got can't
have sugar because of his diabetes, and I always I
can't have sugar. But yeah, but it takes I go
what should I look? What should I do? And your
and and Ali always gives me ideas. Yeah, and that
was rough growing up too, because I would have a
(12:14):
birthday cake and all your friends, you know, they could
they could have sugar and they could have gluten. So
I would. I would blow out my candles and I
would just you know, fade off into the background as
everyone would attack my cake meat loaf story. Ever, let's
you say, last year, you want ice cream cake. You
can have sugar and ice cream though, but that's why
they invented insulin. I still think you should just get
(12:35):
him a meat loaf. No, I don't want Why put
a candle in it? That's a great idea. I would
love a birthday birthday. I was like that too, especially great.
And then you can slice it, you know, shape it
like a cake and put like instead of frost, sauce
or brown potatoes or instead of icing. Could you use
(13:00):
poison sauce, just like piston hoisten? Can you pull up
Jeremia birthday birthday? It's a great I would like, Actually,
we only have the brown sauce version. John Ivy beeped
meat in meat loaf because it sounds too dirty. Birthday
(13:22):
corn bread, anyone? I love birthday corn bread. It's the
best time of the year. Oh my god, let's go
with this. We should start a business that doesn't do
birthday cakes, but special ship like birthday meat. What is
the confetti in It's like traditional birthday. What if you
(13:43):
get briskets shaped like a birthday, we'll call it. We'll
call it birthday fake and it's not take trade. Yeah,
and then you can also rent a gay guy because
that's what Daniel wants to gay. That's my idea. Nobody
(14:04):
knows an off of the birthday fake website. By the
time you hear this podcast, own it around. Nobody own
nobody owns that already birthday fake dot com. How many
people are thinking about birthday fake dot God, don't post
this till we gets gets own own birthday which the
(14:26):
big mats of ball birthday ship Bethany while you're at
it by Pappy Lasagna versary one big birthday need boys,
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(14:49):
You you the car motherfucker hapens every time we drink,
and we'll go, let's let's do something and then we'll
see what happens tomorrow where we're going to get one
extra sentwich for the name I put five dollars and
the time that I was a dancer tailor for money,
I did what you wanted me to do because you
want to point out Scary hasn't ponied up any money.
(15:12):
You're not reading the benefits, not dollars dollars dollar. Bethany
just took a shirt off for that dollar. We have
a company, we don't we have to call our attorneys
now and get the name trademark for this industry. No thanks,
we don't need an email. Continue with these, I'll take
care of it before this podcast. So glad this is
(15:32):
the last podcast we ever have to do because we
have a bunch more profitable business this podcast, and we're
gonna quit on Elvis. Yea. Yeah. By the way, is
this podcast was over because I got a right happy
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