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If this was poker, I'd be a big winner because
we have. However, I didn't even know. Okay, what's going on?
Because the regular people are here that sit here every day.
Then they're the people that come occasionally. They're all here.
Everybody's here. What's what's so? We are scary? You're right there, Bethany,
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Kathleen is here, is here, your Ritza is here. Sam
is here, uh, and Danielli is here, and Garrett is here,
boys out numbered. Finally pretty much everybody's here. Yeah, Sam,
for yourself, Rody. So, Kathleen is furiously going through cards.
What are you doing? So there's this game that Britty
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has had under his desk for five years. It's called
Past the Popcorn Game. It's actually a gem? Is it? Okay?
So what do we do? Well, we're going to play it.
This is how Yeah, this is a board game. This
is how it works. I'm going to my microphone is
a little droopy. When it happens, I have this effect.
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It makes people go limp. All right, I'm going to
read clues. Would be careful. I'm going to read some
clues to a movie. And you guys are going to
yell out when you know what the movie is. Okay, okay, alright,
here's a quote. Okay, first movie. Here's a quote from
the movie. Even the smallest person can change the course
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of the future. Man. Okay, here's here's the summary of
the movie. A defeated warlord sends his minions to recover
a magic ring that is the source of his power.
October thousand one. Okay, here's a quote from the movie
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movie number two. I live my life a quarter mile
at a time. For those ten seconds or less, I'm free.
All right. Here's here's the summary of a movie of
the movie. A street racing gang is suspected of hygiene.
You got it good? All right. Here's the quote from
the movie I wish I knew how to quit you
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all right? This is a two thousand seven comedy. Here's
the quote. They say pregnancy often leads to you know, infants,
super band. Here's the Here's the premise of the movie,
A pregnant teen plans to give Here's a two thousand
six comedy. Here's the tagline for the movie Hell on Heels.
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The Movies Garrett is a two thousand five comedy. Here
is the quote from the movie I respect women. I
love women. I respect them so much that I completely
stay away from that. Donald Trump on the bus. No, no, wait, wait,
wait wait test two thousand five comedies. Do you want
to know the premise? No, it's not the four yea yeah,
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I feel so bad at this. If you're paying attention
to the years of these movies, you know how long
this has been under my desk. A two thousand eight fantasy.
Here is the quote from the movie I'm the World's
Most Dangerous Predator Bella. Everything pretty sure that from Here's
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a two thousand five comedy. Here's the quote. You know
how they say we only use ten percent of our brains.
I think we only use ten percent of our hearts.
Sam is saying it. I could see I have this
weird disease. I could see all the quotes. That doesn't
mean I know that's the description. Okay, here's the description.
You womanizers unexpectedly fall in love with women they are trying. Yeah,
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I love scary, said a word said he doesn't go
to movie television. Here's the seven drama Ji quote. You
guys are gonna get this right away. I'm the King
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of the Okay, two thousand comedy here's the quote you
never told me about your cat milking days in Motown? Oh,
meet meet the parents parents, alright, really obscure? What? Okay?
That wasn't really can you milk me? Come on, all right,
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let's see let's okay. In nineteen seventy nine in sci
fi TI, here's the tagline in space no one can
hear you scream alien Alien Alien okay? And ninety two
drama in the Rain that was actually of all the
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gin joints, all the town's yep cost the black people
could see ding in on the counter on okay, two
thousand two musical, My client feels that it was a
combination of liquor and jazz that led to her down
Chicago at two thousand three fantasy, you're making me angry.
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You wouldn't like your credible angry, getting me angry. You
won't like me when I'm angry. Okay, here's a two
thousand one animation. Sorry, I means have layers or yes,
oh my god, oh my goodness, gracious yes maybe. Oh,
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here's here's a more obscure one two thousand four drama
Meet Me in Montak al Right, here's the premise. Two
lovers use a memory erasing service after their relationship goes bad.
Then in black. No, here's the character's name. You've gotten
I don't know what to have. Clementine and jewels. I
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know I love that movie. If anyone gets this one,
to be very impressed. All right, tagline. Yet he's not
the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy. A man born
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in ancient Judea gets mistaken for a prophet passion of
the Christ. No Golden Child nuts too old. The character
names are Brian Cohen and Biggest Dicks. That sounds like
what kind of movie? It's a comedy? Is like that
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one where they he wakes up after being gave me
thee directed by Terry Jones. It was either time bandits
uh or hold on No Munchausend was eighty nine. Munchausen
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by proxy was Brazil? Was got me on this one? Now?
Anybody life of Brian Damn? You know the listeners are
listening to this point your desk. Okay. Some people were
born to sit by a river, Some get struck by lightning.
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Some have an ear for music. Summer artists Year two
thous The fantasy a man who becomes younger as time
passes because any of us knew the car because my man,
this is crazy. Okay, I have fun game again. It's
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past the popcorn. Okay, game, this is sci fi. And
the tagline is an adventure sixty five million years and
we're missing alcohol here, we really are, alright. At two
thousand eight comedy quote I know who I am. I'm
a dude plane, a dude disguised as another dude who
wears garret. Dude wears my card ten years off. Very good,
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all right? At two thousand one comedy, this is the tagline,
this is an occasion for genuinely tiny knockers. Nickers, nickers.
Oh my god, this is an occasion for genuinely tiny knickers. No, no,
al right, here's the here's summary. A British woman in
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her thirties stumbles through the stresses of dating when I
should have known okay, two eight comedy. Two thousand eight
comedy missed it by that much? Is the quote? Well smart?
What movie is it? Gets the name of the damn
that fantasy? And the quote is I'm the ghost with
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the most babe cosper No no. A recently deceased couple
enlists the aid of another ghost to rid their old
Home of Humans from Terrible Patrick Swazy all right two
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thousand ten sci Fi also one of my favorite movies.
I specialized in a very specific type of security, sub
conscious security, sci fi, corporate spy, enters, people's dreams. Yeah,
raising your hand, Kathin, raise your hands. It's always national treasure. Okay,
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you go and then you go. Okay, two five trauma.
I'm clutching my purpose. Well, if Jane does die, it
will be a comfort to know she was in pursuit
of Mr Bingley. Oh No. A mother in nineteenth century
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England tries to find five husbands for her five daughters,
little women at Greek wedding but Elizabeth Lizzie Bennetts and
starring Donald Sutherland and Kia Nightly Lightly Pride and Prejudice,
That's what I was thinking of. Well when I heard
Kia Nightly. Ever seen that movie where I want I
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suck at this game too? I haven't. If I know
what movie it is, I can never get the name
of the movie. If we did music trivia, I would
kick all your yea. Scary's hid in talent, which is
kind of freaky as any song and two thousand years
you could play him there, But you can also play
in like artists and tested you what did blue by
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Eiffel sixty? Would ever come out? Right? Late? About Waterfalls
by TLC? Than four are trying? I think the single
was playing on the Summer of on MTV. Okay, but
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it depends you only know you gotta get the Freshman
by the verse I still know is right with me?
You know I got it? Okay? You that song to
He covered it by using song lyrics. Here did the
Freshman by the verve pipe come out? That was seven?
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He's correct? Close six? Yeah, I'll be within a year,
because it depends on He's like that guy at the
carnival that you're a pound. The problem with music is
that the song may come out in a year, but
it's not a hit for a following days, right, and
then when it's a hit, sometimes I know when it
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comes out. Sometimes I know it when it hits. Sometimes
I know when it was released. Three Drones Living Levita
Loca Ricky mart wasn't handy seven okay, but it wasn't
hit until during the Hispanic explosion. Then how did you
get to nine? Because that's when it was a real
scary What what did what? That's what I called my
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boyfriend j Low Mark Mark Anthony, Mark Anthony and Scary
Baby got back. You got back in Sir mix a
Lot nineteen ninety. I want to say that three to
what about Nellie for Tato's I'm Like a Bird, which,
by the way, is one of my Drake used to
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be a backup singer. One two thousands got me, Alanis
Morris said ironic fives. I think it was smash Mouth
All Star. Oh my god, that's that was a long
time ago when I was jump criss Cross. Uh, you
should know about nine. I need to say. They just
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have Jeopardy just for music. Yes, they used to have
rock and roll Jeopardy on MTVAH hosted by a Colin Quinn.
Really quickly, let's go around the table. What is everyone
curly eating right now? Nothing? I'm eating anything. I'm eating
a mason jar of tomato soup. I'm eating the remnants
of my chicken burger. Okay, it's always pizza in my head.
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In your head, sand what do you eating? Coffee? Keep
me alive, coffee, Danielle, you're eating anything. It's coffee you're drinking.
Just had chicks, Garrett, check what you eating? I just
ate everything that was in Scotty Studio. I'm just curious, Cereal,
it's such a weird time of the morning. We're recording
this at ten twenty and so we've all been up
arguably for like six hours now eating. Are we done
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with the game, because I think we could keep paying
ntil Danielle gets one. No, I got one, Twilight, Twilight, Alright,
I say we keep going, keep it's almost over a
good one. Just okay, there's no crying in baseball. It's
called past fifteen.