March 23, 2017 • 16 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The fifteen minute Morning show podcast all the way, But first,
zip recruiter dot com love them. If you're the person
in charge of hiring for your company, you know what,
that's a big major responsibility. Don't want to screw it up?
Do you? Zip recruiters gonna make it easy for you.
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(00:20):
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(00:41):
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zip recruiter for free. Go to zip recruiter dot com
slash fifteen as in fifteen minute morning show podcast, zip
recruiter dot com slash fifteen. Use it for free, be
a hero. You'll use it time and time again. Zip
recruiter dot com lash fifteen. What would you talk about
(01:04):
on your on your podcast, Elvis represents show he stayed
for the record. It is getaway day before a vacation
for Elvis to rand the morning show. And who's here?
(01:24):
I'm here Medication, I'm scary Garrett, Yes, Garrett is here. Jake,
Jake the producer is here? What's up here? Where the
hell is everybody? You know? What are you saying? We're
the outcast? Thanks? No, no, no. When I was leading
to wait, let me finish my statement clearly getting out
(01:46):
was like, oh hey here it's and Jake, you want
to come on the podcast? Exactly? No, no, no, no.
Where I was going that with. What was We are
the honor students, we are the we are the kids
that are in the class. We're the ones that get
there early. We raise our hands, we sit up front,
we do the stuff no one else wants to do.
(02:08):
But it's true. We clean up everybody else's mess. And
we are role model employees for this company. And I
think that it's some higher up somewhere is listening to
this podcast. Let it be let be known that we
are the ones who stayed after school. Yes, you're at
ramaro y A R t Z A right, exactly, get
(02:29):
ahead yea producer. But it's true. It's like this is
almost like the day after, you know, It's like it's
almost like the last day of school before summer vacation
and you're still there and you're hanging out and you're
just getting stuff done. So we're like the not cool
kids pretty much. But that's okay. I'm okay with that.
(02:51):
We're not were we put of the nerd herd? What
did you guys have, by the way, in high school?
And in high school, what did you have? We did
have the nerd herd? By the way, there didn't no
such thing. I don't think that I went to a
good high school. I guess that really clicks or maybe
I was just the popular. You're telling me you had
no clicks in high school, and I think that I
see your says like that, like in the popular click
(03:11):
like she was like, okay, I was in the student
council and mean girls click. Really I see that. Oh
my god, I was not part of the mean girls.
Click now that you were pink on Wednesdays? Okay, Yes,
where did you did you go to school? I went
to school in Union City High School in New Jersey.
Shouts out, Yeah, thanks Union City, uh, born and bred whatever. Anyway,
(03:32):
I was part of the seniorita's. Wait, that sounds like
the most senioritas. I'm not friends with any of them.
Drinks we were were not friends anymore, but we were.
We won like best click or something. But I feel
like we were in clicks. We just invited all women
to be our friend. And that's that. No menround? What
(03:53):
about you, Jake? Um? I was. I was definitely a nerd,
like totally part of the nerd heard but there was
no that wasn't the name of it you said? Was? Yeah,
Well I was in the state I was in. I
did stage crew, so I did like the backstage stuff
for the theater. I was in like that cruise. We
were kind of like the nerdy cool kids. Yeah, addressed
in black, all black everything. You know, It's true. Um,
(04:14):
we did. I went to I took drama. Actually, drama
was my major in middle school. I went to Mark
Twain Junior High School representing in Coney Island and then
and then in in Morrow to Morrow the high school
I went to in Brooklyn. We I was part of
singing and I was part of that, and there was
the theater click. But they weren't nerds. They were cool kids.
They were just like kind of like the liberal minded, thinking,
(04:37):
free spirits. Maybe a little eclectic. But that wasn't everywhere, No,
But I was part of the nerd heard. I was
part of the nerd hallway with bald freak Ronnie. You
know there's a nerd hallway. We had a hallway. You
didn't take it because you're in the cool click Yeah
I was not. The cool kids were the ones out
back smoking in the courtyard and they would like, you know,
(04:58):
they would like cut class. It was literally smoker's paradise.
And but my herd would play with you know, they
were part of the chess team. They were party. We
would sit in the hallways of the certain hallway during
free time because we were allowed to sit in the
hallway during free time. Don't ask. It was a very
different school. But long story short, we were just we
kept to ourselves. They were the cool kids. They were
(05:18):
the burnout. They were the theater crew that was like
mean girls. There had like really clicky, really clickie school.
You know, we did. That's how it was, you know,
and we used to get a little picked on, but
you know what, I proved them wrong. In college on
the TV production team too. You are that's cool. I
think we all were to. Yeah, I mean what about you, Garrett?
I was the kid that really didn't have a click
(05:40):
because I was a nerd. I was an athlete, I
was a TV guy. I played swimming. Uh you know,
Oh my god, you can teach me how to swim.
I can, honestly, Wow, I still don't know how. I
still don't know how to swim. What I don't know
how to swim? You guys tried to reach me at
(06:01):
the pool party and didn't work. I still don't know.
And I'm gonna, yeah, you know how to swim? Oh yeah,
I guess I still don't know how to swim. You
know how to swim on cement? Yeah? Do we have
a picture from that night? No? Night? So that afternoon
(06:22):
at hour was it last year? It was a year ago,
almost year ago, and we were at the Elvis Duran
das functional family vacation to it was at in the
Dominican Republic, And that was the day at the pool
that I got hired. Elvis said, you were broke into
the news to you Ritza that she was now part
of the staff full time. What was going through your
(06:42):
mind at that point, before the liquor. Before I think
that was during It was definitely during the liquor, but
not during the Oh my god, she's are you okay?
The ship show. That was a nighttime club event. We
went to the club at night. She you you never
stopped drinking. Yeah, that's the problem. I was so happy
and then I fell over over all of the alcohol.
(07:02):
She was that girl who fell all over the table
with the bottles, and everything was like backwards, no less
like times minutes before. I guess Bethany and my body
but carried you. Yeah, they carried me to my room.
I was very happy, but I got hired. I mean
I was still in college. Yeah, I was celebrating, and
then that's okay, by the way, I had a lot
of good feelings also celebrated that night. Oh yeah, yeah,
(07:25):
let's talk about all the good times. That really a
lot of memories. Was that really one time? One time?
So staring? How was your week? But he doesn't want
to talk about speaking of pool party. The one thing
that we just learned because we're all going away, we're
all going to warm places. Jake's Jake's going on a cruise.
(07:49):
All right, he's going on for seven days, that's coming
up this weekend, right, pairs of underwear? Yeah yeah, Okay,
I don't understand how this doesn't make sense. You guys
during the day will probably be at the pool or
at the beach, So that's one pair of underwear your
bathing suit under your bathing suits. So okay, why do
you do this? Do you see girls wearing underwear under
(08:11):
their bathing that's different you Your bathing suit is pretty
much underwear. You don't to our boxers first of all.
First of all, for guys the bathing a lot of
bathing suits have liners in the linery. Yeah. No, it's
like a board. So it's really think why because you
can see the color of my underwear through the board short,
(08:32):
So if I wasn't wearing underwear, it would be uh,
you'd be able to see a lot more people. Do
you think are looking at your crotch? Plus then like
if you're in the cold water, then you know you
got drinking shrinkage problems. How many people think that you
actually have a big penis? I think lesson zero? Why
what have you done this your whole life? Where wearing
(08:56):
underwear underneath your baby when I have your mom, Like,
did your mom do that for when you were No.
I feel like it was always my choice because when
I was younger, I would always cut the lining out
of the bathing suit because it's really okay, ride up
your effort, Jake. Those are called shorts. You took a
bathing suit, paid bathing suit prices. You just invented shorts. Yeah,
(09:21):
cut the fishnet out of the yeah, because it was right.
It would ride up my ass and it couldn't need
a bigger size. That stuff is built. It's built to
dry quick. So you know, you know when you wear
an underwear, that stuff is sopping. It's so disgusting the
way it's made of cotton. Yeah. What kind of underwear
(09:41):
are you wearing? Is it American Eagle? No, it's thin.
I like Tommy John They're really good. Yeah, but it
doesn't dry nearly quick. Amount of sponsor it does anyway.
So that's why I need two bears of underwear, because
they need one during the day front of my bathing suit,
and then one at night when we get dressed. For like,
I understand it too underwear thing, because I mean every
time you shower, but it you're wearing a bathing suit.
I don't think you need underwear under your bathing suit that.
(10:05):
I don't want that. I'm sorry, I don't want that.
I'm sorry exactly, you don't. And I realized I don't
even have fourteen pairs of underwear. You, okay, that's worse.
You're a heavier packer than you know that, right? Oh yeah,
Well it's because we get there and you're just like, oh,
I forgot my toothbrush and toothpaste and my hair jail
and the hair bush. Do you have it? I'm like, no,
I don't have all this Stuffefully, everyone always has something.
(10:28):
When you're going to the Domerican Republic, yeah, I'm leaving tonight.
How long are you going for? I'm going for eight days?
So how many pairs of wonder where you bringing? Oh
my god, I count it. I have thirty. You're bringing pairs? Yeah,
I'm bringing thirty pairs. I probably have like sixty. On
the speaking of foreign language, no, okay, well, first of
day seven pairs of No, that's not it is, okay,
soublic the Republic. I shower at least three times a day.
(10:53):
It's freaking hot. And also if you go out in
the morning, that at with your family. Then at three
on a right, let me hear what you're doing. I
don't know your underwear rotation. I don't have no under rotation.
To Orlando for a couple of days and I'm headed
to Miami for the rest of the week. But here,
the way my underwear rotation goes when it's on vacation
is different than when I'm home on vacation. Always change
(11:15):
at night. So you take a shower, and you go
out at night, and you put on a fresh pair
of underwear at night. Okay, so you pretty much have
the night time and then you wake up in those underwear.
Then then the underwear. Then the underwear come off in
the daytime because you put your bathing suit on with
by the way, with no underwear, and then you're in
(11:36):
your bathing suit the rest of the afternoon. And then
maybe you go back to the room and there's those
couple of weird hours that you're just laying around the room.
So you put the other underwear back on for a
couple of for a couple of hours because if you
think about it, you haven't showered yet for the night.
Then you take a shower and then you repeat underwearing stuff.
So count the days and that's the amount of underwear
you break. People to Mexico and you haven't to Mexican
(12:02):
in your pants? Didn't you bring fourteen? I don't think
I'm alone here. I think there's no I think that. Well,
I have to shower in the morning because I have
to wake up. If not, I'm going to be like
a zombie. Then I have to shower at night because
at night you're all sweaty from the whole day. And
then in the middle of the day you shower because
you're gonna just like shower. You shower a lot showers
(12:22):
in the middle of the day. The beach, the ocean. Kid, Baby,
you're still really dirty from the beach. No, you're not.
You don't have stand in your fun and you're freaking
ask no, no, I the water rolling around in the
sands so good for you. You know how great sand
(12:44):
rides up your butt. It's always going to be there,
and so does the bathing suit mesh. Well, what do
you rather do? Sand or mesh? And neither? That's why
I cut out the lining rather underwear? No, jake back
to your underworse its equation? Yes, are you a podcast?
Are you a boxer? Guyer briefs? Boxer briefs everything place.
(13:06):
The boxer briefs are the typical ones that you see
on guys there I usually don't see as opposed to boxers,
which are looser. Excuse me, we just learned, but like
boxing shorts. It took me for a second, a second,
but you, boxing shorts are very loose and especially at
the at the thigh, so it looked they looked like short. Okay, okay, yeah,
(13:29):
boxer briefs. I don't like briefs. That's kind of weird,
like the like the grandpa grandpa briefs thing. Yeah, but
briefs are not all briefs are like grandpa briefs. I
don't have any. But I'm just saying, okay, we'll raid
your underwork. Fourteen pairs of underwear? Scary, you're going to
need more than seven? How many? How long are you
going away for? Uh? Six days? Six days? So you're
(13:51):
bringing more than six pairs of underwear? Use bringing that
extra one? Seven? Are you serious? Yeah? I would not
want to sleep. The reason why thirty different ones, it's
because you never know when Well, for girls, I don't
know what I need to wear Okay, that's different. You're
going to bring up all the girl problems. I mean,
I don't know if I'm going to have a thong on.
I don't know if I'm going to have a no
show panties on or just no panty at all. Who knows?
(14:14):
Like do you need to play? I can't plan that ahead.
I just need to have everything I usual to bring
my whole closet. It's different for women. I understand that.
But Jake, there's no excuse we didn't talk about you.
I'm going away seven days. I have at least the
minimum ten pairs. Yes, I feel like, okay, maybe mine
is not the most normal, but there's no way you
take one per day like scary stud. Your ass has
(14:36):
got a stink by the end of that trip. But normally,
normally you do one pair of day to I told
you that the rotation, the shower, the fresh pair. So
do you only own seven pair overnight? Overnight? And then
they come off the rotations on the rest of the day. Done,
and then I take a shower and then you repeat
(14:57):
at But according to the rotation, you only need seven
under pants because you just rotate them every day, right, exactly?
Bring one pair of underwear and were all seven days more.
Oh no, you need to wear a different underwear every day? Yeah,
like every six, every twelve hours. I think, do you
realize we just made it through fifteen minutes and it
talks up? I wanted to keep going for fun podcast
(15:19):
guys underwear at. Jake, the producer at, called me here
it's uh yeah, here comes the good. We only have
thirty seconds left in the podcast. Here comes Elvis And
I didn't hear any of it, but I can tell
you now this was the worst podcast ever. Okay, bye,
(15:41):
slow clap, very slow clap because there's still fifteen seconds left. Well,
enjoy vacation. We'll be back in a week, so don't
tweet as your hate yet. Yeah next year. The fifteen
minut a morning show
The fifteen minute Morning show podcast all the way, But first,
zip recruiter dot com love them. If you're the person
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(00:20):
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It's all with a single click. Then, after the ads noticed,
all those entries, all those candidates come rolling in and
with zip recruiters easy to use interface, you keep them
organized and before you know what, you hire the next
(00:41):
superstar in your company. And here's how you can use
zip recruiter for free. Go to zip recruiter dot com
slash fifteen as in fifteen minute morning show podcast, zip
recruiter dot com slash fifteen. Use it for free, be
a hero. You'll use it time and time again. Zip
recruiter dot com lash fifteen. What would you talk about
(01:04):
on your on your podcast, Elvis represents show he stayed
for the record. It is getaway day before a vacation
for Elvis to rand the morning show. And who's here?
(01:24):
I'm here Medication, I'm scary Garrett, Yes, Garrett is here. Jake,
Jake the producer is here? What's up here? Where the
hell is everybody? You know? What are you saying? We're
the outcast? Thanks? No, no, no. When I was leading
to wait, let me finish my statement clearly getting out
(01:46):
was like, oh hey here it's and Jake, you want
to come on the podcast? Exactly? No, no, no, no.
Where I was going that with. What was We are
the honor students, we are the we are the kids
that are in the class. We're the ones that get
there early. We raise our hands, we sit up front,
we do the stuff no one else wants to do.
(02:08):
But it's true. We clean up everybody else's mess. And
we are role model employees for this company. And I
think that it's some higher up somewhere is listening to
this podcast. Let it be let be known that we
are the ones who stayed after school. Yes, you're at
ramaro y A R t Z A right, exactly, get
(02:29):
ahead yea producer. But it's true. It's like this is
almost like the day after, you know, It's like it's
almost like the last day of school before summer vacation
and you're still there and you're hanging out and you're
just getting stuff done. So we're like the not cool
kids pretty much. But that's okay. I'm okay with that.
(02:51):
We're not were we put of the nerd herd? What
did you guys have, by the way, in high school?
And in high school, what did you have? We did
have the nerd herd? By the way, there didn't no
such thing. I don't think that I went to a
good high school. I guess that really clicks or maybe
I was just the popular. You're telling me you had
no clicks in high school, and I think that I
see your says like that, like in the popular click
(03:11):
like she was like, okay, I was in the student
council and mean girls click. Really I see that. Oh
my god, I was not part of the mean girls.
Click now that you were pink on Wednesdays? Okay, Yes,
where did you did you go to school? I went
to school in Union City High School in New Jersey.
Shouts out, Yeah, thanks Union City, uh, born and bred whatever. Anyway,
(03:32):
I was part of the seniorita's. Wait, that sounds like
the most senioritas. I'm not friends with any of them.
Drinks we were were not friends anymore, but we were.
We won like best click or something. But I feel
like we were in clicks. We just invited all women
to be our friend. And that's that. No menround? What
(03:53):
about you, Jake? Um? I was. I was definitely a nerd,
like totally part of the nerd heard but there was
no that wasn't the name of it you said? Was? Yeah,
Well I was in the state I was in. I
did stage crew, so I did like the backstage stuff
for the theater. I was in like that cruise. We
were kind of like the nerdy cool kids. Yeah, addressed
in black, all black everything. You know, It's true. Um,
(04:14):
we did. I went to I took drama. Actually, drama
was my major in middle school. I went to Mark
Twain Junior High School representing in Coney Island and then
and then in in Morrow to Morrow the high school
I went to in Brooklyn. We I was part of
singing and I was part of that, and there was
the theater click. But they weren't nerds. They were cool kids.
They were just like kind of like the liberal minded, thinking,
(04:37):
free spirits. Maybe a little eclectic. But that wasn't everywhere, No,
But I was part of the nerd heard. I was
part of the nerd hallway with bald freak Ronnie. You
know there's a nerd hallway. We had a hallway. You
didn't take it because you're in the cool click Yeah
I was not. The cool kids were the ones out
back smoking in the courtyard and they would like, you know,
(04:58):
they would like cut class. It was literally smoker's paradise.
And but my herd would play with you know, they
were part of the chess team. They were party. We
would sit in the hallways of the certain hallway during
free time because we were allowed to sit in the
hallway during free time. Don't ask. It was a very
different school. But long story short, we were just we
kept to ourselves. They were the cool kids. They were
(05:18):
the burnout. They were the theater crew that was like
mean girls. There had like really clicky, really clickie school.
You know, we did. That's how it was, you know,
and we used to get a little picked on, but
you know what, I proved them wrong. In college on
the TV production team too. You are that's cool. I
think we all were to. Yeah, I mean what about you, Garrett?
I was the kid that really didn't have a click
(05:40):
because I was a nerd. I was an athlete, I
was a TV guy. I played swimming. Uh you know,
Oh my god, you can teach me how to swim.
I can, honestly, Wow, I still don't know how. I
still don't know how to swim. What I don't know
how to swim? You guys tried to reach me at
(06:01):
the pool party and didn't work. I still don't know.
And I'm gonna, yeah, you know how to swim? Oh yeah,
I guess I still don't know how to swim. You
know how to swim on cement? Yeah? Do we have
a picture from that night? No? Night? So that afternoon
(06:22):
at hour was it last year? It was a year ago,
almost year ago, and we were at the Elvis Duran
das functional family vacation to it was at in the
Dominican Republic, And that was the day at the pool
that I got hired. Elvis said, you were broke into
the news to you Ritza that she was now part
of the staff full time. What was going through your
(06:42):
mind at that point, before the liquor. Before I think
that was during It was definitely during the liquor, but
not during the Oh my god, she's are you okay?
The ship show. That was a nighttime club event. We
went to the club at night. She you you never
stopped drinking. Yeah, that's the problem. I was so happy
and then I fell over over all of the alcohol.
(07:02):
She was that girl who fell all over the table
with the bottles, and everything was like backwards, no less
like times minutes before. I guess Bethany and my body
but carried you. Yeah, they carried me to my room.
I was very happy, but I got hired. I mean
I was still in college. Yeah, I was celebrating, and
then that's okay, by the way, I had a lot
of good feelings also celebrated that night. Oh yeah, yeah,
(07:25):
let's talk about all the good times. That really a
lot of memories. Was that really one time? One time?
So staring? How was your week? But he doesn't want
to talk about speaking of pool party. The one thing
that we just learned because we're all going away, we're
all going to warm places. Jake's Jake's going on a cruise.
(07:49):
All right, he's going on for seven days, that's coming
up this weekend, right, pairs of underwear? Yeah yeah, Okay,
I don't understand how this doesn't make sense. You guys
during the day will probably be at the pool or
at the beach, So that's one pair of underwear your
bathing suit under your bathing suits. So okay, why do
you do this? Do you see girls wearing underwear under
(08:11):
their bathing that's different you Your bathing suit is pretty
much underwear. You don't to our boxers first of all.
First of all, for guys the bathing a lot of
bathing suits have liners in the linery. Yeah. No, it's
like a board. So it's really think why because you
can see the color of my underwear through the board short,
(08:32):
So if I wasn't wearing underwear, it would be uh,
you'd be able to see a lot more people. Do
you think are looking at your crotch? Plus then like
if you're in the cold water, then you know you
got drinking shrinkage problems. How many people think that you
actually have a big penis? I think lesson zero? Why
what have you done this your whole life? Where wearing
(08:56):
underwear underneath your baby when I have your mom, Like,
did your mom do that for when you were No.
I feel like it was always my choice because when
I was younger, I would always cut the lining out
of the bathing suit because it's really okay, ride up
your effort, Jake. Those are called shorts. You took a
bathing suit, paid bathing suit prices. You just invented shorts. Yeah,
(09:21):
cut the fishnet out of the yeah, because it was right.
It would ride up my ass and it couldn't need
a bigger size. That stuff is built. It's built to
dry quick. So you know, you know when you wear
an underwear, that stuff is sopping. It's so disgusting the
way it's made of cotton. Yeah. What kind of underwear
(09:41):
are you wearing? Is it American Eagle? No, it's thin.
I like Tommy John They're really good. Yeah, but it
doesn't dry nearly quick. Amount of sponsor it does anyway.
So that's why I need two bears of underwear, because
they need one during the day front of my bathing suit,
and then one at night when we get dressed. For like,
I understand it too underwear thing, because I mean every
time you shower, but it you're wearing a bathing suit.
I don't think you need underwear under your bathing suit that.
(10:05):
I don't want that. I'm sorry, I don't want that.
I'm sorry exactly, you don't. And I realized I don't
even have fourteen pairs of underwear. You, okay, that's worse.
You're a heavier packer than you know that, right? Oh yeah,
Well it's because we get there and you're just like, oh,
I forgot my toothbrush and toothpaste and my hair jail
and the hair bush. Do you have it? I'm like, no,
I don't have all this Stuffefully, everyone always has something.
(10:28):
When you're going to the Domerican Republic, yeah, I'm leaving tonight.
How long are you going for? I'm going for eight days?
So how many pairs of wonder where you bringing? Oh
my god, I count it. I have thirty. You're bringing pairs? Yeah,
I'm bringing thirty pairs. I probably have like sixty. On
the speaking of foreign language, no, okay, well, first of
day seven pairs of No, that's not it is, okay,
soublic the Republic. I shower at least three times a day.
(10:53):
It's freaking hot. And also if you go out in
the morning, that at with your family. Then at three
on a right, let me hear what you're doing. I
don't know your underwear rotation. I don't have no under rotation.
To Orlando for a couple of days and I'm headed
to Miami for the rest of the week. But here,
the way my underwear rotation goes when it's on vacation
is different than when I'm home on vacation. Always change
(11:15):
at night. So you take a shower, and you go
out at night, and you put on a fresh pair
of underwear at night. Okay, so you pretty much have
the night time and then you wake up in those underwear.
Then then the underwear. Then the underwear come off in
the daytime because you put your bathing suit on with
by the way, with no underwear, and then you're in
(11:36):
your bathing suit the rest of the afternoon. And then
maybe you go back to the room and there's those
couple of weird hours that you're just laying around the room.
So you put the other underwear back on for a
couple of for a couple of hours because if you
think about it, you haven't showered yet for the night.
Then you take a shower and then you repeat underwearing stuff.
So count the days and that's the amount of underwear
you break. People to Mexico and you haven't to Mexican
(12:02):
in your pants? Didn't you bring fourteen? I don't think
I'm alone here. I think there's no I think that. Well,
I have to shower in the morning because I have
to wake up. If not, I'm going to be like
a zombie. Then I have to shower at night because
at night you're all sweaty from the whole day. And
then in the middle of the day you shower because
you're gonna just like shower. You shower a lot showers
(12:22):
in the middle of the day. The beach, the ocean. Kid, Baby,
you're still really dirty from the beach. No, you're not.
You don't have stand in your fun and you're freaking
ask no, no, I the water rolling around in the
sands so good for you. You know how great sand
(12:44):
rides up your butt. It's always going to be there,
and so does the bathing suit mesh. Well, what do
you rather do? Sand or mesh? And neither? That's why
I cut out the lining rather underwear? No, jake back
to your underworse its equation? Yes, are you a podcast?
Are you a boxer? Guyer briefs? Boxer briefs everything place.
(13:06):
The boxer briefs are the typical ones that you see
on guys there I usually don't see as opposed to boxers,
which are looser. Excuse me, we just learned, but like
boxing shorts. It took me for a second, a second,
but you, boxing shorts are very loose and especially at
the at the thigh, so it looked they looked like short. Okay, okay, yeah,
(13:29):
boxer briefs. I don't like briefs. That's kind of weird,
like the like the grandpa grandpa briefs thing. Yeah, but
briefs are not all briefs are like grandpa briefs. I
don't have any. But I'm just saying, okay, we'll raid
your underwork. Fourteen pairs of underwear? Scary, you're going to
need more than seven? How many? How long are you
going away for? Uh? Six days? Six days? So you're
(13:51):
bringing more than six pairs of underwear? Use bringing that
extra one? Seven? Are you serious? Yeah? I would not
want to sleep. The reason why thirty different ones, it's
because you never know when Well, for girls, I don't
know what I need to wear Okay, that's different. You're
going to bring up all the girl problems. I mean,
I don't know if I'm going to have a thong on.
I don't know if I'm going to have a no
show panties on or just no panty at all. Who knows?
(14:14):
Like do you need to play? I can't plan that ahead.
I just need to have everything I usual to bring
my whole closet. It's different for women. I understand that.
But Jake, there's no excuse we didn't talk about you.
I'm going away seven days. I have at least the
minimum ten pairs. Yes, I feel like, okay, maybe mine
is not the most normal, but there's no way you
take one per day like scary stud. Your ass has
(14:36):
got a stink by the end of that trip. But normally,
normally you do one pair of day to I told
you that the rotation, the shower, the fresh pair. So
do you only own seven pair overnight? Overnight? And then
they come off the rotations on the rest of the day. Done,
and then I take a shower and then you repeat
(14:57):
at But according to the rotation, you only need seven
under pants because you just rotate them every day, right, exactly?
Bring one pair of underwear and were all seven days more.
Oh no, you need to wear a different underwear every day? Yeah,
like every six, every twelve hours. I think, do you
realize we just made it through fifteen minutes and it
talks up? I wanted to keep going for fun podcast
(15:19):
guys underwear at. Jake, the producer at, called me here
it's uh yeah, here comes the good. We only have
thirty seconds left in the podcast. Here comes Elvis And
I didn't hear any of it, but I can tell
you now this was the worst podcast ever. Okay, bye,
(15:41):
slow clap, very slow clap because there's still fifteen seconds left. Well,
enjoy vacation. We'll be back in a week, so don't
tweet as your hate yet. Yeah next year. The fifteen
minut a morning show
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