FULL SHOW: The Day We Found Our Purpose

What is your purpose in life? Deep questions require deep answers and we all go there! Plus, we flushed the format, celebrate National Only Child Day and Grilled Cheese Sandwich Day, and Elvis had to write a check yesterday!

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
I love you guys.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Listen to you every day on my two hour commutes
to work.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
Old lady, I've been listening for days and ears and years.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
I love you guys.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Oh my god, I listen all the time to you guys.

Speaker 4 (00:14):
I love it so much.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
All of you are so hilarious. And I got to
work early just to listen to you guys.

Speaker 5 (00:20):
I can help it, baby, Good morning show.

Speaker 6 (00:31):
This is Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (00:35):
Wow, that sounds good. Is that new.

Speaker 8 (00:41):
You come.

Speaker 9 (00:43):
Coach boy?

Speaker 7 (00:45):
Coast to Boy Josh giving us a new production. Yeah,
I love that. Thank you, Coaster to Boy Josh. We
love you anyway. Welcome to the day. It is Riday.
Good morning, Danielle, Good morning, Hey God, Good morning, Scotty,
be in master control. Good morning. You're at the You're

(01:06):
at the steering wheel. Make sure we stay on course today.
I will do my best. Froggy, did you have a tornado?
Last night?

Speaker 5 (01:11):
And Jack?

Speaker 7 (01:12):
Yesterday afternoon?

Speaker 10 (01:13):
We did?

Speaker 7 (01:14):
There you go, yo. I think got in here in
New Jersey. Danielle and I experienced some sort of tornadic
feeling for me.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
I was getting ready to like get ready to come
into the studio, and I was like why does it
sound like the house is about to leave the like?

Speaker 7 (01:31):
Oh I hear violin which flew by? Good morning producer Sam?
How are you arning? Gary is in the house? I scatty?
And Hello? And of course let's see rhymes with rooms

(01:53):
rhymes with doom, room rhymes with broom. Who let's say
it boom boom boom. Hello. Hey, you know what we
should do an entire day playing nothing but Jock Jam's music.
We will run every single listener way except for scary
sent it for that, Oh my god, Jock Jam. Hey,

(02:16):
let's roll into the first caller of the weekend, into
Marley Online too. Hello, Marley, what's going on?

Speaker 1 (02:22):
What do you do?

Speaker 7 (02:24):
Hello lady, what are you up to? What's going on
this early in the morning?

Speaker 6 (02:27):
Hey, love you guys.

Speaker 8 (02:28):
I drive to work and it used to be an
hour when it was thirty five minutes, and now it's
thirty minutes. Oh my god, I'm shaking so that.

Speaker 7 (02:34):
Oh no, so so much, Marley, Marley, you've been through
a lot. You just you just lost your your number
one in your life, didn't you, Yes, she lost her dog.
What was your dog's name? Marleybehay?

Speaker 8 (02:51):
And when she was given to me. Her name was Sheby,
so I had to name or something close to that,
so I spelled that fee is the way you meet Yerky.
So wonderful.

Speaker 7 (03:05):
Oh my gosh, Marley, I'm so sorry to hear that.
You know, I was reading something this morning that people
who love their pets, love their dogs especially, are willing
to give up fifty to sixty percent of their salary wow,
to change jobs so they could be with their dogs
all day long.

Speaker 8 (03:22):
Well, my boyfriend, he looks for the VA and he's
a veteran and he works from home. And my Yorkie
about a year ago, was diagnosed with congestive heart failure.
So her meds were pretty expensive, and it just got
to be more and more and the only thing I
didn't want her to do was to suffer.

Speaker 7 (03:40):
And she got really stick and then through to the bed.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
I had an.

Speaker 8 (03:44):
Appointment for her already because I just she gets checked out,
you know, usually at least once a month, of not more.
And she was in complete kidney failure and it was
absolutely horrible.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
It is.

Speaker 7 (03:57):
It's awful, you know what. I really think that companies
should recognize that we need time off when we lose
our pets bereavement for pets. It's it's people don't understand
that that they don't understand the true bond between us
and our pets. And you know what, Marlee, we love
you all the best to you and I know that

(04:17):
it's rough every day you look down thinking thinking Phoebe's
right there, but not you know, and long live them
And we love you. Marley. We gotta, we gotta, we
got to give you something nice.

Speaker 11 (04:27):
What do we have from Marlee? We have whatever Marley wants.
How about we uh we load you down with the
Elvisdran apparel line.

Speaker 7 (04:34):
Marlee, y you can where it, wear it proudly and
keep on march and MARLEYE and you keep in mind
your your life so much better and of course your
pup's life was so much better with you having each other.
And there you go. It's an honor to have you
on today. You you and your guy. You guys have
a great weekend and keep marching forward.

Speaker 8 (04:52):
Okay, thank you, And I really want you guys to
understand you true true help me on my drive to
work in the morning, be like really and this has
just been a long process and we always took my
mind off of the things that was going through and
you help me get to work safely.

Speaker 7 (05:08):
Oh, I gotcha, you know. And the process never ends.
It changes, but it never ends, you know. That's just
the way it is. It's supposed. It's supposed to be hard.
That was the weirdest thing I was ever told when
I would lose a pet or a friend or my parents.
When you're grieving, the best line always heard, and I
give it to my friends when they need to hear it.
It's supposed to be hard. It's supposed to be sad.

(05:28):
It's all a part of it. Hold on, Marley, Diamond's
going to take good care of you, and you have
a good weekend. Wow. Look, it is Friday, all the
more reason to celebrate the people and our pets and
things that we love in our lives and be aware,
be aware of how special they are to you, because
you never know when you may lose them. With that
in mind, let's roll into the three things we need
to know from Gandhi, Gandhi, what's going on all right?

Speaker 9 (05:49):
It looks like there are three hundred and twenty three
active medication shortages in the country, making this year's shortages
the highest number since the American Society of the HEALSIS
and pharmacists start tracking in two thousand and one. All
drug classes are vulnerable to shortages, including chemo drugs, emergency
medications stored in hospital crash cards, and genetic sterile injectable

(06:10):
medications among the hardest medicines to track down right now, Adderall,
there's no estimate for when supplies will catch up to
demand on any of the drugs on that list, So
just keep that in mind if you have medications. Yeah,
it's it's pretty bad right now.

Speaker 7 (06:24):
I'm a friend that has a closet full of it.
Should we go raid our house?

Speaker 10 (06:27):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (06:28):
Hard? What's going on?

Speaker 4 (06:31):
All right?

Speaker 9 (06:32):
Bill that would ban marriage between first cousins in Tennessee
has been sent to Governor Bill Lee to be signed
into law, but not without a little bit of resistance
to that legislation. It was an overwhelming vote, but there
were two Republicans who voted against the measure in the
state House, including Representative Gino Bolson, who introduced an amendment
to allow first cousin marriages as long as the couple

(06:54):
gets counseling from a genetic counselor first and finally, Instagram
announced in a blog post yesterday that you're about to
start missing out on some of the dirty stuff in
your dms. The platform said in a post that it's
testing a feature that would automatically blurn nudity sent through
the DM system as part of its campaign to fight
sexual scams. I thought they were already doing that, don't

(07:14):
you guys get messages like that?

Speaker 7 (07:16):
That's yes, I did.

Speaker 9 (07:17):
Yeah, well apparently, Well.

Speaker 7 (07:19):
Who's blurring those? I was trying to get to the
bottom of the gap.

Speaker 9 (07:23):
The way it is right now, if you just tap
the image, you can see it. But we'll see how
this actually works. They said. It's going to be an
automatic for anybody who's under the age of eighteen. Adult
users will get a notification encouraging them to turn the
future on. The images will be blurred. They'll have a
warning and an option for users to view the images anyway,
along with a reminder that they can unsend any photo

(07:43):
if they change their mind. And those are your three
things you guys ready for Friday?

Speaker 6 (07:48):
Yeah, the Morning Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (07:53):
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(08:15):
morning show Here we Go Friday. I know that here
in the Northeast week God, we got some crazy, badass weather,
especially early this morning. I thought the house was going
to blow down. Seriously, I'm not exaggerating me too. I
don't know how dogs can figure out how to do it,
but they crawled underneath me on the bed.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
Amazing.

Speaker 7 (08:34):
I was on like, they're under my back. I'm like,
what's going on? I feel elevated, And then I realized
the bed was breathing and its tail was wagging. I'm like,
oh boy, hey, so what are we looking like for
the weekend up here? Scary?

Speaker 12 (08:49):
Well, I'll say that there is coastal flooding still possible.
Today is a very high wind day, gus pasts fifty
miles an hour in some spots. However, we may see
a burst of rain this evening. After that, we are
gold Saturday and Sunday. It's gonna be nice, clearing up
fifties and sixties, seventy four degrees in sunshine, on Monday.

Speaker 7 (09:06):
Okay, thank you, thank you, thank you for you almost
went to barometric pressure. You really got detail there.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
I'm happy.

Speaker 12 (09:12):
I'm excited about the.

Speaker 7 (09:13):
Now down the coast to Jacksonville. What do you have
going on your weekend? Frog?

Speaker 13 (09:18):
Oh, it's gonna be a picture perfect like seventy eight
lots of sunshine, no rain in the forecast, flight ten days.
It's gonna be gorgeous. But yesterday, oh dude, yesterday was insane. Yesterday,
just a couple of miles south of here, a tornado
touchdown and did considerable damage.

Speaker 7 (09:32):
Wow, so much going on? Mother Nature is she's trying
to whack our boute.

Speaker 4 (09:38):
Yes, she's pissed. She's pissed at something.

Speaker 7 (09:41):
Right, you know, I mean there's some I mean, god,
we've got well. I don't think the the eclipse could
be considered bad. But she's definitely talking to us. Yeah,
but that was a scheduled conversation. We had an appointment
with Mother Nature that day. But then you know, earthquakes,
and then here come tornado and tornadic and very I

(10:02):
don't know, Godi, what are you thinking? Use your what's
the why is Gandhi telling us about all this?

Speaker 9 (10:07):
I don't know how wise it is, but I just think,
you know, Mother Nature's pissed off, and we all know why,
we're all partially responsible for it. And I think that
when she decides to, uh show her wrath, we're gonna
suffer as we are.

Speaker 7 (10:19):
Speaking of being responsible for it. There was a member
of What's that showed the view. She says the reason
the eclipse happened was because of global warming?

Speaker 4 (10:27):
Which one was that?

Speaker 7 (10:30):
The dumb one it was? Which one up?

Speaker 6 (10:40):
No?

Speaker 7 (10:40):
She said, yeah, you know, look it up?

Speaker 9 (10:43):
Oh no, no?

Speaker 4 (10:45):
What did I want to know? The reaction to the rest,
you know, from the rest of the ladies on the.

Speaker 7 (10:49):
View, like, who knows? I don't know. It's like, are
you searching? What do you have? I could have sworn
I saw that. May I hope I misread that. I
hope that that's fake news. I just gave you. Let's
see the view.

Speaker 9 (11:05):
I guess Monday's solar eclipse, Friday's earthquake, and the expected
cicada breeding season on climate change. Okay, okay, uh, I don't.

Speaker 7 (11:17):
Know what's what says Scotty be doing, Scotty be what'
scotty be doing? Scotty? What are you doing. You're you're
doing hands signal? What are you doing? I'm sorry, I'm
asking scary a question.

Speaker 4 (11:25):
Behind the scenes.

Speaker 7 (11:26):
You guys speak, You have your own hand language. It's
not sign language. Not to be confused with.

Speaker 4 (11:32):
Hand language.

Speaker 7 (11:33):
What are you talking about? They're holding it songs and stuff.
Now they're texting each other. No, no, go ahead and
say it. Only you have the entire show. You can
talk to each other. That's not what I'm looking for.
I need to know if the next stop set is
nine or ten minutes. That's what I'm asking you.

Speaker 12 (11:45):
If we're going to do some uh stage directions on
the air, Sorry, that would be ten nine minutes.

Speaker 7 (11:51):
Okay, thank you, Okay, okay. So here's what I saw it.
I get it. He was holding up nine fingers and
then ten fingers, nine fingers, then ten fingers. I would
have figured that out. Scary, he's out of my line
of sight. I'm sorry.

Speaker 9 (12:03):
This woman that claimed that is a lawyer.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
He little Gandhi is still like going down this rabbit hole.

Speaker 7 (12:09):
She goes, Okay, So she's saying that climate change caused
the eclipse, earthquakes and locusts. I love that this person
texted in the climate does not control earthquakes. Okay, thank
you there, friends with her.

Speaker 9 (12:27):
But things that we do to the earth do contribute
to earthquakes, like fracking and stuff that definitely contributes to earthquakes,
but not the necessary like necessarily climate change exactly.

Speaker 7 (12:36):
Let's stop the fracking, all right. Okay. With that said, uh,
let's roll into the horoscopes producer, Sam, who are you
doing them with?

Speaker 9 (12:44):
I feel like it's been a while since I've asked, Scary.

Speaker 7 (12:47):
He's very busy.

Speaker 9 (12:48):
He's reading hand signals.

Speaker 7 (12:50):
He's reading hand signals. Do you have anyone else? Who's
your second? Who's runner up? Who's running up? All right? Scary?
All right, Scary? Thanks, Okay, let's see if we can
do this. Well, let's it's your birthday today. Happy birthday
to you.

Speaker 12 (13:01):
You share it with some celebrities like True Thompson, Claire Danes,
and David Letterman. Capricorn, your hard work is nearing fruition.
Keep your eye on the prize.

Speaker 14 (13:10):
Your day is an eight Aquarius. It's a day to
embrace change. Flexibility will help you navigate any challenges your
days of seven pisces.

Speaker 12 (13:17):
Connections made today will be meaningful. Open your heart to
new people. Your days of nine.

Speaker 9 (13:21):
Aries, assertiveness will serve you well.

Speaker 14 (13:24):
Don't hesitate to stand up for what you believe in
your days of seven.

Speaker 12 (13:27):
Taurus, your practical solutions to problems will be highly effective.
Trust your judgment to your days at eight.

Speaker 14 (13:33):
Hey Gemini, your curiosity leads to discovery.

Speaker 9 (13:35):
Don't be afraid to ask questions.

Speaker 7 (13:37):
Your days of six Cancer.

Speaker 12 (13:39):
Time spent with family brings joy. Your loved ones appreciate
your presence. Your days of nine.

Speaker 14 (13:44):
Leo, your creativity and enthusiasm are contagious. Use them to
inspire those around you. Your days of five Virgo.

Speaker 12 (13:51):
Sometimes you need to take a step back to move forward.
Reassess your priorities.

Speaker 14 (13:55):
Your days an eight Hey Libra. Intensity in pursuit of
your goals brings results. Stay focused and stay driven your
days of six Scorpio.

Speaker 12 (14:02):
Today is a day of significant achievement. Your efforts to
maintain harmony pay off. Your day's at.

Speaker 14 (14:08):
Ten and finally, Sagittarius, a sense of wanderlust may strike.
Allow yourself to dream big and explore new ideas. Your
day's a nine and those are your Friday morning horoscopes.

Speaker 7 (14:17):
Thanks well and Danielle, what are you coming up.

Speaker 15 (14:19):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (14:19):
Of course we are going to talk about Rihanna because
she says that eventually she's going to get those boobies done.
And this is weekend one of Coachella.

Speaker 7 (14:30):
Oh really Coachella is it? Oh my god, it's Coachella season. Yeah,
you wake up at all of a sudden boom, there
she is. I love that. You know, I haven't been
to a great outdoor festival in a long time, have you, guys?
You need to go to one.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:44):
I've been to a lot of really cool outdoor concerts,
but not a festival.

Speaker 7 (14:48):
We need a festival. I mean, Froggy, You're the only
festival going guy on the show right now, because.

Speaker 13 (14:51):
I come from last weekend. Yeah, I went to Tor
Tugo last weekend. Yeah. It was fun, it was awesome.

Speaker 7 (14:55):
We need a festival.

Speaker 6 (14:57):
The Mercedes Benz Interview Lounge.

Speaker 7 (15:00):
Kitchen, this new musical Alisia Keys has been working on
this for you, said thirteen years.

Speaker 9 (15:04):
Thirteen joints.

Speaker 7 (15:06):
That's how you look at it, as joint smoke, thirteen joints.
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Speaker 7 (15:33):
See what is today? It's not like National Peanut Butter Day?

Speaker 1 (15:37):
Is it?

Speaker 7 (15:37):
Because I'm dying for some peanut butter?

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (15:39):
Wait, hold on, you know what it is? And I
find this fascinating because I am not one of these people,
but maybe one of you are. It's National Only Child Day.
If you're like an only child, I don't know if
you were growing up wishing you had a sibling or not.
Are you totally loved, basking in the sunshine of mom
and dad only liking you and you don't have to
share anything with anyone? I don't know, because Danielle you

(16:01):
have siblings. Yeah, And Gandhi you do too, Scary you
have siblings. Scotty Bee has a brother, Nate has brothers.
I have brothers, But you know, I wondered what it's
like to be an only child. I mean, my brothers
were much older than me, and they were out of
the house and I had the whole run to the
house to myself, so I sort of feel like I

(16:23):
know what it is, but I don't.

Speaker 4 (16:25):
Yeah, my mom's an only child, and children's an only child,
and my mom always said she always wanted a sibling,
that she always, you know, would look around and feel
like everybody else had somebody and she didn't, you know,
to grow up with. So she was dead. But I
know a lot of people who love the fact that
they're an only child.

Speaker 7 (16:42):
Right. So my brothers were like a year or two apart,
so they had each other, so, you know, they even
shared a bedroom when they were kids. You know, I
never had that, so I do wonder what that was like,
but I'm so happy I didn't.

Speaker 9 (16:54):
Did they beat you up? Were you guys close enough
that they would still beat you up?

Speaker 7 (16:58):
No, they were too old to beat me up. Oh No,
there was no physical violence at all. Lucky because they
were over ten years older than me, so you know, no,
that would have been just so wrong.

Speaker 9 (17:10):
An actual beat down.

Speaker 7 (17:11):
Yeah, when I was when I was old enough to
be beaten up, they were, you know, they were out
there like dating and stuff. So yah, thank god I
dodged that bullet. But anyway, so it was just the
other day it was a National Sibling Day? Was that
two days ago? Yesterday?

Speaker 4 (17:27):
I don't even yesterday, Yeah, two days ago.

Speaker 7 (17:30):
And so you know, you all automatically either texted or
picked up the phone and called your brothers and sisters
and said, hey, yo, what's up. But today, if you're
an only child, like, who do you call? Mom and dad?
Thank you? Thank you for not having another one? What's up?

Speaker 1 (17:44):
See?

Speaker 11 (17:45):
I disagree with what Danielle said. I think I don't
think there's any only child out there that is happy
that they're an only child. I feel like everybody that
is an only child probably wants a sibling at some point.

Speaker 13 (17:55):
I wanted a sibling when I was younger, but then
now it doesn't it doesn't bother me.

Speaker 11 (18:00):
Yeah, but when you're younger, right, like you want that
friend to play with and hang out with.

Speaker 7 (18:04):
And yeah, I don't know, I see, I never I
didn't know what I was missing because I never had one,
So I don't know. My brothers were gone, so I
don't know.

Speaker 4 (18:11):
Now my sister says the same thing, because I'm eleven
years older than her. My mom at one point was like, hey,
I should have had three, and my dad was like well,
when the hell were you gonna tell me? So my
sister said she felt like an only child because my
brother and I were so much older and we were
never around. So she said it felt like the same
thing to her. I mean, now we're closed, but back
then it was different, you know.

Speaker 7 (18:32):
I interested I love this text because I think it
says a lot about only children. I wonder if I
hadn't been an only child, I wouldn't I would have
been less of a TV junkie growing up. So I
know that TV was my babysitter. I mean I would
get home from school and I'd be by myself, and
it was TV, you know. And so that's why I'm

(18:53):
such a student of those old school shows. Right, I
don't know, But I don't know. I don't know, I
don't know.

Speaker 9 (19:00):
The closest I ever came to it was when my
sister went to college and it was just me and
my parents, and I just thought, well, this is hell, right,
he was mack home. Yeah, but aside from that, always
had her.

Speaker 7 (19:10):
It was hell. What was it hell when your sister
went to college? What was wrong with you and your parents?

Speaker 9 (19:14):
Because all the attention went from being split between the
two of us to now just on me and not
just on me, but like, oh my god, you can
never leave. This is so horrible without your sister where
they smothered the hell out of me. It was just crazy.

Speaker 4 (19:28):
That's how it is in this house right now. Like
poor Preston, like Spencer's not here for me to like
what So Preston's like, you got your vitamins, you got
your water? Did you do this? Did you do that
to He's like, ma, really, like you need to slow down.
But that's what happens.

Speaker 7 (19:42):
Let's go to a couple of calls, line nineteen Frank
from Philly love being an only child? Hey Frank, how
are you? Hey?

Speaker 3 (19:50):
How you doing today?

Speaker 7 (19:51):
His name isn't Frank, it's Frank from Philly. We got
to make that very close to Philly. Okay, so you
were an only child and you loved it. Why is that?

Speaker 3 (20:00):
It was just the best time growing up. My best
friend lived two doors away from me. I had all
growing up. It was just the best time ever.

Speaker 16 (20:10):
You know.

Speaker 7 (20:11):
We just gotta we got a text those houses. We
just got a Texas As as a kindergarten teacher, only
children stink?

Speaker 1 (20:19):
Why is that?

Speaker 7 (20:21):
I want? I wonder if you were like a little
rough when it came to teachers at school versus kids
that had other kids in their lives.

Speaker 12 (20:30):
Fine, we're fine.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
My best friend actually had the same name as me,
so we were always playing around with the teachers growing up.
We were just in classes. It was great.

Speaker 7 (20:41):
So that was as close to having a sibling as
you you wanted. The friend two doors down named Frank
from Philly as well. There you go.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
Yeah, it was great.

Speaker 7 (20:50):
Wow. So if you had a sibling, then you probably
would have had to share Frank down the street as
a friend, right, that could have It could have been.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
Problems, probably because we were around the same age, so
we were like only a few months apart, so we
shared the same thing. Sare same experiences, you know, Like
we were hanging out. We were I'm sorry, we were
over each other's houses all the time.

Speaker 7 (21:17):
All right, gotcha, all right, Frank? Thank you? Frank. Love
and still loves to this day, being an only child.
It still hasn't gone away, has it? You still love it?

Speaker 3 (21:25):
I still love it to this day. We are still
the best of friends. I'm your best man. I was
best man at his wedding.

Speaker 7 (21:32):
It was great. Sounds like he sounds like he's as
close to a brother as you need it. All right,
thank you, Frank. Moving to twenty one, it's Julia hated
being an only child, despised it really, is that true?

Speaker 9 (21:43):
Yeah, it was good morning, good morning.

Speaker 4 (21:46):
It was really it was pretty lonely.

Speaker 17 (21:49):
I definitely had some good friends and that was helpful,
but honestly, as an adult, it's kind of even worse
because it's you don't have people to go to when
you have things going going on with like your parents
or things like that that anybody else wouldn't quite understand.

Speaker 7 (22:06):
I wonder and if I wonder if you guys are
thinking the same thing being a little girl and being
an only child versus being a little boy and being
an only child. I wonder if there's a difference, Like
you you dependent on others for different reasons. I don't know,
I'm just kind of wondering whatever.

Speaker 6 (22:21):
Yeah, it could be.

Speaker 17 (22:22):
I mean, I definitely felt like I wanted to have
like really really close like girlfriends and things like that,
and so not having siblings kind of made it hard
sometimes for that.

Speaker 7 (22:32):
Yeah. All right, all right, well listen, Julia, thank you
for listening to us, and much love you, love you more,
love you more.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
You know.

Speaker 7 (22:40):
Deanna, who works here with us, says she's an only child,
but she was also a child of divorced parents, so
she had to go back and forth between houses by herself.
And so having, you know, parents who divorced, it probably
is great having a sibling so you can go through
that with them. You know, I don't know. I love

(23:02):
being an only child, spoiled rotten. Yeah, my old older
brother's out of the house.

Speaker 4 (23:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (23:10):
My parents they got all of their heavy parenting out
on them. So when I was a kid, they were like, yeah,
stay out all night. Who cans?

Speaker 4 (23:15):
Oh my god, that's what happens. Like the first kid.
You have all these rules blah blah blah. By the
time they keeps gutting, you know, down the line, it's like, oh, sir,
don't come home. That's what it's like.

Speaker 7 (23:26):
Exactly, great, go ahead, eat your dinner off the floor.
We don't care. One more call from Morgan line nineteen. Uh,
hello Morgan, Hi, only child or siblings? Which one?

Speaker 16 (23:40):
I have two siblings?

Speaker 7 (23:41):
Okay, so what about this conversation's hitting a nerve with you?

Speaker 16 (23:46):
So I am a kindergarten teacher and a lot of
kids that come into kindergarten it's their first time in
school ever, and if they're an only child, it makes
it really hard for them because their world home revolves
around them, and then when they come to school they
have to share it with twenty thirty kids the attention,
So it makes it really hard for the feature. We

(24:08):
like when they have siblings because they have kids to
grow up with and kids to like build those social
skills with. Yeah, so they comes to kindergarten, they have
those foundations already.

Speaker 7 (24:20):
Wow. Something great for parents to know if you have
a child, an only child, sending them to kindergarten for
the school they need, you need to have a playing
with other kids. All right, Well, thank you very much, Morgan.
I love it, and you have a great weekend. Okay,
you too.

Speaker 4 (24:35):
You think about it.

Speaker 7 (24:36):
On the other hand, I went to school with this
family that had seven kids, and so I mean it
was they had to run like a military camp there
because I mean when it came time for dinner, I
mean they had to like they line them up in
order of age and then you know, the older ones
went first, And I mean they had to have a
house like that, hyper organized otherwise the wheels would fall

(24:59):
off the wagon. You know, it's like whoa, and there
you go. Let's get into Danielle and her report, her
first report of the weekend. Yeah, let's going on Danielle.

Speaker 4 (25:08):
All right. By now you've known former football star OJ
Simpson has passed at the age of seventy six. He
died after a battle with prostate cancer. He was known
as one of the greatest running backs in college and
professional football. And of course you saw him some movies
and stuff, And then he gained further fame following his
arrest in nineteen ninety four and following the trials for
the alleged killings of Nicole Brown, Simpson and Ronald Goldman.

(25:31):
And at this time his family is requesting that everybody
gives them their privacy. Rihanna, Yes so. Rihanna says that
she will need plastic surgery in the coming year. She says, listen,
I want my boobies pinned back to my shoulders right
where they used to wait to be. Don't we all, Rihanna,
don't we all? She says. But I don't want implants,

(25:52):
she says, I just want a little bit of a lyft.
That's what I got, I got a little reduction and
a little bit of a lyft, and uh yeah they're
up there where they used to be. Not as high,
but almost as high. So I'll take it, thank you.
Drake has been cleared of all claims in relation to
Travis Scott's Astro World Festival tragedy. The tragedy, if you remember,
resulted in ten deaths and numerous injuries due to a

(26:13):
crowd crush incident. Drake claimed he had no involvement in
planning or organizing the event. He said, I only made
a brief appearance. And there are over fifteen hundred lawsuits
that have been filed and some of them have already
been settled. This is the first weekend of Coachella. Your
headliners Lanazel Ray Tyler, they're created Doja Cat. Now you
know that Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift will be there

(26:36):
because they are good friends with Lanazel Ray, so they
want to be there to support her. Apparently they're going
to like this really cool VIP Coachella after party co
hosted by Selena Gomez who is also her very good
friend and Selena's boyfriend Benny Blanco, So that's going on
the event can be watched online. There's a free live
stream starting today four pm specific time, and you can

(26:58):
do the Coachella YouTube tube channel if you want to
check everything out that you might be missing. So because
of Beyonce and how popular Cowboy Carter is, Dolly Pardon
is one hundred and five thousand dollars richer this week,
and Paul McCartney and Paul McCartney made sixty eight thousand
dollars in passive income last week from streaming revenue of

(27:18):
the cover of the Beatles Blackbirds. So in one week, yeah,
in one week.

Speaker 7 (27:22):
So see.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
You know, sometimes it's like, oh, you want to remake
my song? Oh, Beyonce, go right ahead.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
You know you do that.

Speaker 7 (27:29):
Maybe on Beyonce's next album she should do phone taps
and we'll get money.

Speaker 4 (27:32):
That would be lovely. Let's give let's give her permission.
So what are we watching? If you have not seen
Bob Marley One Love, it's fantastic and it actually is
streaming right now in Paramount Plus. You can also get
the premiere of Argyle on Apple TV Plus. Franklin on
Apple TV plus Let's See. Ryan Goslin will be hosting
SNL this weekend and Chris Stapleton is your musical guest,

(27:53):
so that should be good. Idle is on this weekend,
and of course Sunday Night gives you that two hour
special Billy Joel at Matt's in Square Garden, the greatest
arena run of all time. And that is my Danielle Report.

Speaker 7 (28:04):
And welcome to the Weekend. Oh there goes Elvis.

Speaker 6 (28:08):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (28:11):
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Speaker 6 (28:33):
This is Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (28:37):
We've done it.

Speaker 18 (28:37):
We've fallen down the Amazon rabbit hole. Here, hold on, Okay,
here's the thing we were just talking. I was talking
to Night yesterday about chop salads, right, who doesn't love
a good chop souse.

Speaker 9 (28:52):
They're the best. The best of the salads is chimmy.

Speaker 7 (28:55):
If you just put your cutting board out in a knife,
you can chop. But they have those mets Luna knives,
you know, with the handles on it. It's like a
quarter moon.

Speaker 4 (29:04):
Oh yeah, it's easier.

Speaker 7 (29:07):
So we went online. I'm like, oh my god, you
can get the mets Luna knife with the matching ball,
so if it's right into the like the ball. So
I ordered one of those. And then I'm like, wait,
I want to go make a protein shake, but every
time I put peanut butter in there, it kind of

(29:27):
gets globby and sticks to the sides. Then Nate says, well,
there's there's that powder. It's peanut butter powder with extra
protein pbe fit.

Speaker 9 (29:35):
Yeah, oh my god.

Speaker 7 (29:37):
The thing has forty million likes, and I went, okay,
I'll buy that. And so while you guys are listening
to a song and some commercials, we were all frantically
trying to beat each other to the punch on all
these items because like that Metsaluna bowl only had four left.
I'm like, oh my god, I got right. No, really,
we had to race each other to see who could get.

Speaker 9 (29:57):
I can't even find it.

Speaker 7 (29:58):
I'm so annoyed I found it. I have a question,
is there really four left?

Speaker 19 (30:03):
No?

Speaker 7 (30:04):
No, do that because I need to believe. I need
to believe. It's like when I just scary. Does those
commercials for the first fifteen callers you give a free Really,
it's gotta be more than four.

Speaker 8 (30:17):
It makes me.

Speaker 12 (30:18):
It's a call to action to make you act quicker
because and I did it creates I.

Speaker 7 (30:23):
Had to get. I'm going to order too, so I
can just give you one.

Speaker 9 (30:26):
John, No, I just want this thing. Chopper and bowl.

Speaker 7 (30:30):
Yeah, it's called Mason and something coal and Mason, Coal
and Mason. It's an acossia wood bowl with the Metsaluna knife.

Speaker 4 (30:39):
You go, oh, hold on mine, says only nineteen in
stock order soon.

Speaker 7 (30:45):
Well, okay, I was exaggerating for the show. Thank you, Daniel.

Speaker 9 (30:48):
Oh I see it?

Speaker 13 (30:50):
Is it coal, Cole and Mason or colon Mason Mason.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Knife.

Speaker 7 (30:56):
It's a different looks nice.

Speaker 4 (31:01):
It's not cheap though it's expensive.

Speaker 7 (31:04):
I know, but chopped salads are good for you, and
I think it's gonna pay for itself. Yeah, after I
use it twice and put it in the basement.

Speaker 11 (31:11):
It is funny though, A chopped salad is way better
than a salad where you get it.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
Which.

Speaker 7 (31:16):
Dressing gets more onto every piece. See, I have two
salads I love either the chop salad. So you can
just you know, use your fork. And then there's the
head of lettuce, like the what's it called the website
where you're actually seeing a massive chunk of lettuce. I
don't want anything in between. It's got either be one
chunk of lettuce or fifty million chunks of lettuce. I
don't know. I can't wait a week. It's a week

(31:37):
ind of chop salads. What's what's up?

Speaker 9 (31:39):
I want to check out. My subtotal is like sixteen
hundred dollars. Apparently I've just been putting on my part.
Willy Nelly, you.

Speaker 7 (31:47):
Found that psychedelic pepper grinder. Amazon is the evil devil
and I can't wait to sign on later. What sketty
it is?

Speaker 12 (31:57):
Because I was looking for an onion chopper the other
day and then when I went to go check out,
it said people who bought this item also bought these,
And I did you a strawberry huller, an avocado slicer,
and a potato nasher.

Speaker 7 (32:10):
Any of those?

Speaker 13 (32:11):
Don't we call it a knife?

Speaker 7 (32:12):
We called it a knife. I am the onion choppery
in my house. No thing is a strawberry hole aer
you just cut it with a knife. It's just it's
right there. It's a little knife.

Speaker 4 (32:20):
You know what I bought the other day. You know
when you go to the mall and they have like
those balloons there in the shapes of dogs and animals. Yes,
and they have strings and you can buy them for
like fifteen bucks each at the mall or whatever. You
can get a pack of like twenty something for eleven
bucks on Amazon and inflate them at home and do
it yourself. And I'm thinking this would be good at like,

(32:41):
you know, concerts in the neighborhood. I could sell these
things and get some extra money because.

Speaker 9 (32:46):
This is so cheap on Amazon, and you pick and
the mall so much.

Speaker 7 (32:49):
If you weren't afraid of clowns, you can hire one
and they can be they can bend any balloon into
a dog.

Speaker 4 (32:54):
You're right, they could.

Speaker 7 (32:55):
There's gotta be a there's gotta be a YouTube video
that shows you how to do art. There's got a man.
You're in your fright of clowns. It's keeping you from
a world of balloon art sales. Oh, here we are
once again on a Friday, just talking about stupid craft
doesn't matter. And then so you know, Jonathan Adler, you

(33:15):
know I love Jonathan Adler the store. It's great. They're
having like a forty percent off sale. I went nuts
the other day and guess what everyone's gonna get eventually,
something from Jonathan Eddler. Oh yeah, Dan, question, who is
Jonathan Adler. He's a designer housewres, housewares and furniture and yeah,
he's unbeliev rugs. We have one of his candles.

Speaker 4 (33:36):
If you go into American Dream you know where we
shop that the posh side of the mall is all
designed by him.

Speaker 7 (33:44):
Really.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (33:44):
Yeah, it is a great store in Soho, not far
from the old studios. And no, Jonathan Adler's got great stuff.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
Yea.

Speaker 7 (33:50):
He has these canisters and they're all the great designs
and they have names of drugs on the side, like Heroin.
The other day ludes Quaylud's a friend when I walked in,
do you really have a jar of heroin and Quailor's
and said, no, it's.

Speaker 4 (34:05):
Don't we have this candle in the studio with the
face we had stolen and.

Speaker 12 (34:09):
No, remember I gave the Kailud's jar to Sam and
then she sold it under your game on Postmark Danielle.

Speaker 4 (34:15):
For like oh yeah, and it's crazy, Oh, it said
heroin Chic Housewares.

Speaker 7 (34:21):
And then I have the the the beaded marijuana leaf
uh pillow on my couch upstairs. Everyone looks at it like, oh,
so you're a pothead. I'm like, no, I just like
marijuana leaves. I think they're really pretty.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
They are.

Speaker 9 (34:32):
They're like leaves, they are.

Speaker 7 (34:34):
Hey, we've been talking a bit about absolutely nothing for
like ten minutes.

Speaker 20 (34:37):
Here.

Speaker 7 (34:37):
Hey, has anyone here made that marry me chicken?

Speaker 4 (34:40):
No?

Speaker 9 (34:41):
No, what is that the recipe?

Speaker 7 (34:43):
I see it all.

Speaker 8 (34:44):
You know.

Speaker 7 (34:44):
Look, if you're if you're into food porn like me
on Instagram, you see these things rolled by all the time,
these recipes marry me Chicken I see all the time.
It's like chicken breast. You kind of crisp it up
a little. Then there's cream and shallots involved, and roasted
tomatoes or whatever to tomatoes. It is called merry meat chicken.
They say if you make it for someone, they will

(35:05):
want to marry you. It's so good. Okay, So I'm
trying to find a recipe for blow me chicken. I
don't know you're gonna find it. Or how about this
massage me chickens? It's just like, yeah, go take my
car and wash it chicken. I don't know if you

(35:25):
need thing's done around the house, Like can you clean
out the garage chicken? So yeah, it do a search
for merry meat chicken. It's right there, and I don't know.
I'm sure someone has made it. Can you call it?
Text me now fifty five one hundred. Tell me about
your experiences with merry meat chicken. Why use a voodoo doll?
And why do you imagine like a witchcraft spell on someone?
We can just make them chicken? All right? Oh, moving along.

(35:47):
We've got so much to get done here, including the
three things we need to know from Gandhi. Oh look
look at this. Make it merry meat chicken is fantastic,
says this texter. Scary three things Gandhi. Can we do
it here? We and hit it? Well, it seems like
you would have like that loaded up like in a holster,
ready just to pull out and shoot.

Speaker 12 (36:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (36:10):
Could we do it once an hour, once an hour,
every every day. Oh, they're saying, the merry me chicken
in the crock pot is the way to go.

Speaker 4 (36:16):
Oh man, my girlfriend just told me that there's nothing
like cooking in that crock pot. She's like, you got it,
You've got I have it. It's been in the box
for three years.

Speaker 7 (36:26):
Can we call it a slow cooker instead? Yes, little
cooker because running her croc I think of shoes.

Speaker 9 (36:32):
Oh okay, all right.

Speaker 7 (36:34):
Three things we need to know from Gandhi. We do
have a free trip phone tap on the way if
you want to go to Atlantis, and I know you do,
all right, Gandhi, It's all you, okay.

Speaker 9 (36:41):
The IRS is reminding taxpayers about charitable deduction rules. The
IRS says most people take the standard deduction and says
those who itemize must remember that donations must be to
a qualified organization. Other rules include that the donation must
have been during the proper tax year, there must be
a record of it, and the total deduction can not
be more than sixty percent of your adjusted gross income.

(37:04):
Don't forget taxes are due Monday. I can't believe it's
already here. Wow. Harvard University started a temporary test optional
policy for students applying to attend the university back in
twenty twenty, and yesterday they ended that. The school announced
that it's reinstituting standardized tests like the SAT and Act.
The current test optional program will continue through the entering

(37:26):
class of twenty twenty six, but Harvard is now joining Yale, Dartmouth, Brown,
and MIT who have resumed requiring those test scores with
an application. Harvard said that research showed standardized tests are
valuable tools in identifying promising students at less well resourced
high schools. And finally, a company named Firefly is going
to build a large scale factory in England to convert

(37:49):
human waste into sustainable aviation fuel.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Al Roight.

Speaker 9 (37:53):
Yeah, and apparently they already have their first customer. And
I'm not even joking. The airline is called whiz Air.
Fireflies a good deal with wiz Air to provide over
half a million tons of fuel over fifteen years. Yeah,
I know, with the airline setting a goal to fuel
ten percent of its flight flights with the fuel by
twenty thirty. Firefly CEO says bio solids, which you might

(38:15):
know better as poop, are kind of disgusting, but it's
amazing to turn it into sewage, or to turn the
sewage into jet fuel. This could be great.

Speaker 7 (38:23):
The odor.

Speaker 9 (38:25):
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know how that's gonna
work out.

Speaker 7 (38:26):
We'll see we're gonna rename Delta Smelta. Yeah, this is
as good as I can get.

Speaker 5 (38:32):
By.

Speaker 7 (38:32):
The people are texting on about this merrymad chicken. Yeah,
they're saying it's true, it's so delicious. This one person said, no,
I made merrymad chicken for him and he left me.

Speaker 14 (38:41):
Oh.

Speaker 7 (38:42):
Then someone else said, hey, forget the merrymad chicken. How
about to ride me Ribbi, you would.

Speaker 9 (38:48):
Come up with all kinds of names for delicious idea.

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Speaker 6 (40:07):
Elvistran in the morning show.

Speaker 7 (40:09):
So I had a I went to a time warp
yesterday where I had two old school things intersect. I
had someone do something at the house and they said
they only accept checks.

Speaker 8 (40:23):
Oh.

Speaker 7 (40:23):
I said, oh great, I'll venmo you or I'll you
know whatever, venmo no. I said, well have about cash? No, no, no,
we need a check. So I went upstairs and I
found a check I found one despite itself. I don't
know how he got there blank whatever. So I wrote
the check out and I said to the guy, I

(40:45):
said you're young. It seems like. He said, well, my
my grandfather's in charge of the accounting and he insists
on checks. So I wrote it out. And I wrote
it out. It took me a while to remember, like
what to write. You know, you give to you write
to them their name, and then in the little box
you write the amount of money with a dollar sign, right,
and then if it was one hundred and forty two

(41:05):
dollars and thirty five cents, so you have to write
up one hundred and forty two and then a line
and then whatever either thirty five cents over one hundred,
I don't know, you know what I'm saying, the fraction
a fraction, right. I wrote it out in cursive. So
I had a handwritten check in cursive. This guy looked

(41:28):
at me like I was a Martian. He's like, what
kind of language is this? He says, I needed an
English I said it is, I said, last time I
wrote a check, it was like in the years we
used to use cursive. It was like nineteen forty two.
I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (41:41):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (41:42):
So he couldn't read cursive and I said, well, didn't worry.
Even I don't write checks anymore. And you need to
learn how to read cursive. When's the last time you
wrote something incursive on a check that was a check?

Speaker 4 (41:54):
I don't. Yeah, when I signed my when you write
your signature, that's about it. Like if I signed something, Yeah,
that's cursive, that's it.

Speaker 7 (42:00):
Yeah, that's cursive. I'm glad that the name of the
company didn't have a Q in it because I remember
the cursive Q was like two yeah, but but like
with a big head on top of it. It almost
looks it's a cross between a two and a Z
kind of I don't know.

Speaker 9 (42:17):
And it connects to the other letters weirdly.

Speaker 16 (42:20):
I don't.

Speaker 7 (42:21):
The capital Z was pretty yeah, I connect in cursive,
you're supposed to be weird.

Speaker 13 (42:26):
It's got like the weird it's like a Sideways with
the humps in it.

Speaker 7 (42:28):
Yeah yeah, but aren't you technically and curs you're supposed
to connect all letters. Yes, yeah, but you can get
creative with it, I guess. So then I signed my
name and he's like, is that your name? I said yes,
he said, I don't. It looks like two lines with
like a bump in it. So I've noticed do you
agree with this? Over the years, your signature has evolved

(42:50):
or it devolved. I don't know, Oh yeah uvolved.

Speaker 4 (42:56):
You know when you're in the store and like you know,
you have to say, it's oh sign here and the
digital how.

Speaker 7 (43:02):
Many of you go, that's it? It doesn't didn't look
like anything. So what's the point. What's the point of
getting a signature if it's just like a pre yeah
yeah frog.

Speaker 13 (43:11):
What I've noticed when you go somewhere where you have
to sign your name repeatedly, like whether it's a loan
or something like that, where you got to go and
you sign it over and over again, the first signature
and the last signature look completely different. The first one
is like legible. By the time you get to the end,
you were literally just like putting a piece of putting
the ink to paper and it's just a line. Yeah,
it's just it didn't matter.

Speaker 7 (43:32):
Well in the old days of writing checks, if you
didn't sign it perfectly, they would send it back and
they wouldn't onner the check because they had signature cards
at the bank. This is old school. They would actually
go through and they would check checks that you had
written against your signature card at the bank. That is
like nineteen seventy nine right there. And of course those

(43:55):
days are done. I mean it's all computer generated this
and that. But writing a check once, that's some to check.
Gandhi exactly, I can't even remember.

Speaker 9 (44:05):
I don't. I don't write checks for anything.

Speaker 4 (44:09):
I do. I write them all the time because half
of the doctor's offices that I go to still only
do that. Really, yep, I try to, you know, when
you get the bill in the mail and you look
for like the online and how to pay it online,
I can half of them don't have it there. Really,
I don't get it. I do not get it.

Speaker 7 (44:26):
Yeah, it just seems digital is so much more effective.

Speaker 13 (44:29):
I mean I don't even have checks. And the checks
I did have had two addresses to go on them. Yeah,
they weren't even they weren't even up to date.

Speaker 9 (44:36):
The checks I have are no life from my first
account that I opened with my mother, so her name
is still on them and it's an address that I
don't even know where that place is anymore.

Speaker 7 (44:46):
Wow, my checks even on with Chase, they still have
some of them. I found them the other day National
Community Bank, which was in Sea Caucus next to Burger Stop,
where they put the Urge and Burger remember that, and
Chase bought that bank. But I still use their checks.
They would it's the same number, the same account number.

(45:07):
I don't know, so checks. Can we get rid of checks?
Can we get rid of fax machines? These things need
to go away. They just do. What else do we
have that we're using still that we could really do without?

Speaker 9 (45:20):
That's gosh, I don't know. I feel like we're phasing
it all out.

Speaker 7 (45:24):
Not fast enough at checks yell s carry.

Speaker 12 (45:26):
I will say that I use a track ball for
my computer. Remember the Little Boy, Yes, the thing is,
but I use an editing program for our computer software
that for me, I became you know, That's when I
how I learned in the nineties.

Speaker 7 (45:39):
I learned on that.

Speaker 12 (45:40):
So to this day, my current computer has this old
school nineties looking track ball next to it, and people
come up to it and.

Speaker 7 (45:49):
Like, what the hell is that? What are you using
the track ball for? Well, you use it right next
to me, and I hear this, check what are you doing?
It's just track ball? You need oil your trackball. Speaking
of people living in the past, Scotty Bee wants to
chime in, because Scotty Bee loves everything well, I have
your yesteryear.

Speaker 21 (46:05):
I of course still have a landline and uh, but
I still have a VCR in my room too, in
my bedroom as to watch your old porn. Yeah, well no,
I still have old videotapes from high school and stuff
like that that I've been dubbing for years, and so
I just still have it, and every once in a
while I pop one in.

Speaker 7 (46:23):
By the way, a lot of bankers are checking and
they still have signature cards at the banks to make
sure you are not being ripped off.

Speaker 21 (46:29):
Yeah. I still use my BlackBerry too, you do. I
use it for an alarm. I mean the internet still
works on it. It slow as molasses, but I mean
it still works.

Speaker 7 (46:42):
Wait, do you still use molasses?

Speaker 1 (46:43):
I do?

Speaker 7 (46:44):
Yes, it's delicious.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (46:47):
What about that sassafras? Do we still use sassafras?

Speaker 8 (46:53):
Right?

Speaker 21 (46:54):
And they made sasparilla birch beerill, No, kind of like
a stale root beer.

Speaker 7 (47:02):
You know what, We've gone this long without it. I
bring it back. Uh, let me look at my Rododex
to see your phone number? Is god?

Speaker 4 (47:13):
What I'm just thinking? You know, when you go to
Disney and you're on the the Progress ride, the Progress
he talks about drinking a South Berrilla while he's.

Speaker 7 (47:25):
I know, but you're supposed to because that's that that
right's supposed to take you back in time.

Speaker 4 (47:31):
Now I know where I've heard it before. Okay, yeah, okay,
moving on.

Speaker 7 (47:34):
People say you still use landline. Yes, I still have.
It's connected through my cable because I still use cable,
believe it or not, because I can write it off
at the end of the year. Thank you. But uh,
where I live in the city and where I live
out of the city, I have no cell service. It's
it's so bad. If there's ever an emergency, I need
a phone. So there are still those old timy areas.

(47:56):
The wild West still lives in New Jersey. Anyway, we
do have a free money phone in a free trip
phone tap thanks to Atlantis our last Atlanta's trip of
the Week, which makes me sad because I want to go.
I wish we could go every weekend because it's it's
less than three hours from here. Can we just make
that happen?

Speaker 4 (48:14):
That would be nice.

Speaker 7 (48:15):
I don't know. I think we need to do more
with Atlantis. Well we will. We'll give you a trip trip.

Speaker 20 (48:19):
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Morning Show Free trip phone tap, no purchase necessary avoiding Canona, Montana,
New Mexico, Washington and we're prohibited.

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For more influen rules, go to Elvis durand dot com
slash contest and Elvis Duran in the Morning Show the
free trip phone tap.

Speaker 7 (48:42):
Yeah, it's a trip Atlantis. You ready to go? Of course?
You want Atlanta's Paradise Island in the Bahamas. So much
going on. Let's talk about the restaurant, shall we? Who
wants to cover that for us?

Speaker 6 (48:54):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (48:55):
Man?

Speaker 7 (48:55):
Are you to do? There's so many I know the
chefs right yeah.

Speaker 9 (49:00):
Our chef Glenn, he has a car Mines down there.
We ate at Nobu, the Piranza, the Italian restaurant.

Speaker 7 (49:07):
Amazing, Michael White's restaurant. That was the first time we
were there. Gandhi and I joined some friends there and
we blew it out, man. And it's just a beautiful room.
The food was just so perfect, that pasta, all of it.
We're talking about world class restaurants. Michelin starred, James Beard,
a warning or winning chefs all there right there for you.

(49:32):
Aqua Venture is the world's largest water park. One of
them anyway, one hundred and forty one acres of waterscape,
the slides, the rides. We love that lazy River got
be honest, I was pretty lazy on it. So I'm
calling there and that that was all built by people

(49:53):
that know what they're doing. Let's talk about what Mother
Nature built us. We're talking about five miles of white
sand beaches looking out at that as your blue ocean.
It's just beautiful. And all the uh marine habitat from
all over the world, sixty five thousand aquatic animals, and
Gandhi kissed each and every one.

Speaker 9 (50:11):
Of them, every single one. We are all best friends
now and I can't wait to see them again.

Speaker 4 (50:15):
I like the Marina village. That's my favorite part.

Speaker 13 (50:18):
Oh me too.

Speaker 7 (50:18):
You know that's a great place to sneak away in
the morning for coffee, right.

Speaker 4 (50:21):
Danielle, Yeah, so nice. And they have all the boats
that come in there, and there's different restaurants and different shopping.
It's really cute.

Speaker 7 (50:28):
Tell you what. There's something for everyone in Atlantis and
you're gonna love it. As a matter of fact, if
you go to Atlantisbahamas dot com, there are packages that
make it more affordable by combining your flights and your room,
the whole thing Atlantisbahamas dot com. Go on there right
now and plan your next story in your life or
win your trip right now if you're called it one

(50:48):
hundred with the free money phone tap one eight hundred
two four to two the free trip phone tap one
eight hundred two four to two zero one hundred is
the number. All right, who does the phone tap today? Scattery?
I do, Let's go.

Speaker 6 (51:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 7 (51:04):
I'm scary. Tell me all about it.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
Well.

Speaker 7 (51:06):
Alana wants to phone tap her dad.

Speaker 12 (51:08):
Turns out her mom and dad had an incident at
a slot machine on a recent trip to Vegas, and
her dad happens to be in a temporary motorized wheelchair,
which he takes advantage of and uses his advantage. He
should have been out of it six months ago. The
email comes from Milana and a lot of starts to
call to her dad. I come in as a security
wrap from the casino. Following up on the incident.

Speaker 7 (51:29):
Let's listen and see what happens on the phone tap.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
Hello Dad, Hey, I just got a call say that
you would push some woman when you were at the pig.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
What are you talking to her?

Speaker 2 (51:41):
Because this woman was there and she said apparently that
you pushed her out of the way, and then they
cut it on camera and now they have a vimail
of you, Dad, pushing this woman.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
I mean, gosh, she's lying. You know what you know?
I know, I know now, I know what you're talking about. No. No,
she spilled a cranberry juice on my lap and I
was trying to I was because the wheelchair I needed
more space and she didn't accommodate me, and she spilled
the cranberry on my lap, and I was not happy
about But I did no way that I push her.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
Ever, Well, they've got finish, Dad.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
But I didn't run all over. I just charged that.
That's all I did. I didn't run over, and i'd
ever write to because she spilled a drink on my lap.
I'm sitting in a wheelchairs, not like I can dry myself.
So I'm oh, give me a.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
Break, Dad, you can dry yourself. You can even walk.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
Well there, I said.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
You're supposed to be getting out of the wheelchair anyway,
like stretching her.

Speaker 1 (52:29):
I don't know what it was. I'm not I'm not
going to have this conversation with you right now. All
I'm saying is that me. Listen to me, lean up,
listen to me, shut up, and listen to me. You know,
if something, bitch deserved it, frankly, you know you know
what she She's sitting in the machine for an hour
and a half, and so I just charged that her,
you know, but I didn't. I didn't mean to like
go all the way, but she deserved it. That bitch
would not move out of the machine. She was taking

(52:51):
all the money. Man, she was she was winning. You know,
I don't. I don't know how much you want, but
she's sitting on my machine.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
You can't go anywhere without causing a rucks.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
You won't even how the hell you know all this?

Speaker 8 (53:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
The guys from the casino called me at work looking
for you.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
Let him call me. I'm afraid him. Landa, you tell
him to call me or why I called my thought
about don't call me? Okay?

Speaker 2 (53:14):
Yeah, scream at him. If you scream at him, then
this is just gonna make it worse. Shut up, he's
gonna call you, So you're going to just have to
feel of it.

Speaker 11 (53:22):
Fine, whoa, Yeah, I'm looking for mister Calderon.

Speaker 12 (53:29):
Please, mister Calderon, how are you? This is Danny Gans.
I'm the director of security here at Sarah had that
hotel and casino.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
All right, what the what the is the problem?

Speaker 7 (53:40):
Okay, calm down there, all right, just settle down.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
Don't you tell me to calm down.

Speaker 12 (53:45):
I have surveillance video of you knocking down a woman
in our casino.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
You don't got you don't got you know why you
don't got? No, you tell me the single person get hurt.
The single person get hurt.

Speaker 7 (53:56):
You hit the woman.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
It's you hurt.

Speaker 7 (53:59):
You were hawking the whole on your wheelchair.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
Do you answer the question.

Speaker 12 (54:03):
She's saying she is hurt, Yes, she is, she's saying
what she's I'm about to actually turn this tape over
to the police. This one wants the press charges because
you injured her.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
Shin, Are you accusing me of flying? Because I didn't
do nothing?

Speaker 16 (54:18):
Said?

Speaker 1 (54:18):
You're going to look at your videotape again, because you'll
notice you if you look at the rider till you
see so spill a drink on me. She is sitting
there for an hour and a half, sitting the safe machine,
though I'm waiting for a garf. You have that in
your videotape.

Speaker 12 (54:30):
You know what else? Yes, yes we do, but and
not only that. Right now I am looking at your account.
You have four hundred and thirty three slot dollars in there.
I'm gonna revoke those slot dollars right now.

Speaker 7 (54:41):
You better not to, yes, I am. I see you
have no like to do that your camp?

Speaker 8 (54:47):
Do you?

Speaker 1 (54:48):
If you do that on the what right? What right
do you have?

Speaker 7 (54:51):
And your buffet privileges have been revoked.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
I've been a customer your casino for over ten years. Okay,
those are the wars points I accumulated. You said my reward.
You cannot take my rewards for it's a way.

Speaker 7 (55:01):
Your slot dollars are gone, sir, you cannot take my
slot down. I'm sorry.

Speaker 12 (55:05):
And as a matter of fact, I know we comped
you free Sundays through Thursdays, but that's gonna be going
away anyway. You're you're acting like a child, mister Calderon.
I'm trying to get to the bottom of this.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
Tell me I'm not going to like a child. I'm probably
there could be your grandfather, your little boy. I can
hear your boy.

Speaker 7 (55:23):
This crime cannot go unpunished.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
Crime.

Speaker 12 (55:25):
You wanted to bully your way onto a winning slot
machine because there was a woman.

Speaker 7 (55:31):
There that was winning. I mean, well, why did you
leave the machine in the first place, Because I take it.

Speaker 12 (55:39):
We don't hold machines for people. But you didn't have
to try and ram her. That was her machine until
she left it. Would you leave a winning machine?

Speaker 8 (55:47):
It was my machine.

Speaker 7 (55:49):
There's the keyword there, sir, was it was your machine.
The machine didn't belonged to her.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
She was winning, Okay, and the real kept Okay, I haven't.

Speaker 12 (56:00):
She hit a lucky streak, but that's no reason for
you to be sitting there.

Speaker 7 (56:04):
No, no, no, no, that's my lucky streak.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
Do you understand this? My lucky streak?

Speaker 7 (56:08):
Sounds like you should call Gamble's anonymous sir.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
Casino. Okay, this is not funny.

Speaker 7 (56:18):
Well, your daughter thinks it is. You've been phone tapped.

Speaker 12 (56:21):
Well, hey, dad, your daughter Alana's playing a joke on
you on the radio.

Speaker 7 (56:26):
My name is Kary Jones with el Suran in the
morning show where you'll laugh at me.

Speaker 20 (56:32):
It's so funny.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
It's about to have a heart attack over here.

Speaker 6 (56:36):
Elvis. Phone tap.

Speaker 7 (56:38):
Yeah, the creator of many a heart attack the phone tap.
But anyway, you get a free trip. So as soon
as you are, you know, mending well and feeling better
after your heart attack, go to Atlantis. They would love
to have you. Atlanta's Bahamas dot com you can book
your trip or Jessica line fifteen. We're just gonna fly
you over to Atlanta's to the Bahamas. You won your trip, Jessica, Yeah, yes,

(57:03):
you surprised. How cool is that? You're gonna love Atlantis?
I mean, seriously, Danielle tell her all about Atlanta.

Speaker 4 (57:19):
Oh my goodness. There's so much to do. Do you
have kids? Who are you without kids?

Speaker 6 (57:23):
Are right?

Speaker 4 (57:25):
We've got a great kids club for them. They are
gonna have a good time and then you can get
away and do your own thing, or you can spend
all day with them. Did you guys see the Splash
Park when you were there? I know, if you don't
have kids, you stay away from that. But they have
all these like fountains and you know, like it's like
a slash ship and it's really cool. But there's so
many restaurants and wildlife and just beautiful things to do

(57:46):
in Atlanta.

Speaker 7 (57:46):
You're gonna love it. You're gonna love it. Daniel's absolutely right, Jessica.
Enjoy your trip. You need it. We all deserve it.
Atlanta's is always there. Tell your friends if they want
to join you to go to Atlantis Bahamas dot com.
They can book their their room and their uh their
flight right there Atlantismahamas dot com. Jessica, you have the
best weekend ever. Okay, thank you for listening to us.

(58:07):
Thank you, you're so welcome. Hold On, don't leave, hold on,
and thank you to Atlantis. We love you. Thanks for
being our partner this week, and of course for rolling
out the the powdery sand rather than a red carpet,
they rolled out the pottery sand for us. We spent
our time at Atlanta's this best weekend. Love them so much. Hey,
but back to that splash park for kids. What's it called?

Speaker 4 (58:28):
I don't I don't know if it has a name,
but it has. It's so cool. You climb up and
down all these steps and there's like hoses and you know, sprinklers.

Speaker 7 (58:35):
It's like, so love sprinklers and hoses. Well is it
also you can walk across the terrace and it like
blows water up your button stuff.

Speaker 4 (58:46):
Yeah, it's like a little brid you walk over it.

Speaker 7 (58:48):
It took a good day. You took a good day.
You can actually but day by walking through this thing.

Speaker 4 (58:53):
Let's do that.

Speaker 7 (58:54):
But okay, bridge, it's very cleansing. Yeah, thank you to Alantis.

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I don't know why you looks a great uncle like Hamriy.

Speaker 4 (59:10):
Are you guys going to ask you what your secret is?

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Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
I love you guys.

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
Listen to you every day on my two hour commutes
to work.

Speaker 3 (01:00:04):
Old lady, I've been listening for I love you.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
I listen all the time to you guys.

Speaker 14 (01:00:13):
I love it so much.

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
All of you are so hilarious. And I got to
work early just to listen to you guys.

Speaker 5 (01:00:19):
I can help it, baby, good morning show.

Speaker 6 (01:00:30):
This is Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (01:00:34):
Yeah, coachy boy, Josh, that sounds so awesome. It just
scaries all. It turned on with a living rodrigo love
sodang head banging. Hey, thank you to our friends at
milt at melt Shop. I love melts Shop. By the way,
it's National Grilled Cheese Day and so melt Shop was

(01:00:55):
nice enough to roll by with their new biggie melts
on that thick cut French bread. I mean it, it's
so good. We love melt Shop. And uh they're right
there on fiftieth between sixth and Broadway, right down the street,
so we could we could roll down to actually roll
back from melt Shop any day of the week. So
melt Chop, thank you so much. Grilled cheese do you

(01:01:17):
like to cut it straight across or on the diagonal
anyone diagonal? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:01:23):
Whoa does something happen if you cut it down the middle?

Speaker 7 (01:01:25):
Well, there's something that putting that pointed thing in your
mouth rather than you know what I'm saying. Okay, I
don't know. I mean it tastes different. I don't know,
it hits the tongue differently. I don't know. We're making
it exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:01:36):
Oh my gosh, I'll eat it anyway. I don't care.
It's just good.

Speaker 7 (01:01:39):
Just give it to hates she hates how I make
my grilled cheese hand way.

Speaker 4 (01:01:43):
I don't mayo on the bread. Do not put mayo on?

Speaker 7 (01:01:45):
Yes, I do, and it really makes it crunchy. Don't
yell me.

Speaker 4 (01:01:50):
Only better.

Speaker 7 (01:01:52):
I would never ever serve it to you after mayo
ing it. Oh you would, No, I wouldn't. I would
never do that to you.

Speaker 11 (01:01:57):
Yes, trade Nate, Well, we talked about this on the ship,
but I hated grilled cheese until I realized you could
make it with another type of cheese. So when I
finally had it with like Swiss, I'm like, this is
fantastic because I hate American chest.

Speaker 7 (01:02:14):
Crazy American cheese is polarizing. See, I think American cheese
definitely has its place in many places, but there's there
a caveat there or no, but no, I really loved
experimenting with different cheeses to put on my grilled cheese sandwiches.
I'll do a little greer and I'll and I'll do
some some fonte Fontina fantine fun fun fue fontana, fun fontina,

(01:02:37):
some pam some Fontina cheese, and you you grate them
up and mix them together. And then I also would
I would roast a little tomatoes until they're nice and
nice and sweet. I put that on there.

Speaker 4 (01:02:50):
It is amazing to me how different our taste buds are,
Like the fact that he hates American cheese, what makes
his taste bud different than my taste bud that loves
American cheese? Or I hate mushrooms some of you love mushrooms,
Like why do why taste it differently than you like
cinnamon with gandhi, Like it's so crazy to me.

Speaker 7 (01:03:08):
Someone hurts us as a child. I don't know, And
it doesn't always taste it's always sometimes consistency or whatever,
you know, I get you See, if you think about
eating a mushroom. If you really think about what you're eating,
you're like, oh god, it's like a piece of fungus
from underneath the ground.

Speaker 4 (01:03:26):
I mean, gets among us.

Speaker 7 (01:03:28):
I know, I'm a fun guy. Anyway, Thank you to
melt Shop. It is National grilled Cheese Day. So if
you want to make that a part of your day,
do it. Make it happen. Let's see what else we're
working Oh, scary, Now that you're working out, I found
a job for you in case you lose this one.
Oh well, what's that? The CIA is looking for an
executive protective Agent. You need to be patriotic, trustworthy, and

(01:03:52):
most importantly fit, so meaning you must complete twenty seven
sit ups in eighteen push ups in a minute. And
what you'll do if you get this job as the
executive protective Agent you provide twenty four to seven three
sixty five armed protection for intelligence community leaders worldwide. I
could see you being like double oh seven, you know,
flying around.

Speaker 9 (01:04:12):
The globe armed scary.

Speaker 7 (01:04:14):
Me, yes, absolutely, okay, making out and having sex with
all those women.

Speaker 9 (01:04:20):
I don't know. We've seen Scary in a panic. He
will push women and children out of the way. I
don't know how much he's going to protect someone.

Speaker 7 (01:04:26):
I think maybe that could be a positive for this gig.
You need to ace a grueling physical fitness test for
a selection and a plus an annual one to an
annual fitness test every year to keep the role. Besides
sit ups and push ups, you must finish a one
and a half mile run and under fifteen minutes and
twenty seconds, a three hundred meters dash in under a

(01:04:48):
minute eight seconds, a one hundred and eighty pound dummy
drag in under two minutes. Who do we have on
the show that weighs one hundred and eighty pounds? Can
scary drag them? We need to do a dummy drag?

Speaker 4 (01:04:58):
Yeh, I don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:04:58):
I don't think anyone does.

Speaker 12 (01:05:00):
Sound like I'm qualified, sounds lot of prerequisites here.

Speaker 7 (01:05:03):
I think he'll be good for it. We need to
go around the room, steep what's on the minds of
everyone in the room. That's why we'll be calling around
the room, shall we. We'll start with froggy. He was
in another room in another state, but he's in a room,
so that counts. What's going on?

Speaker 13 (01:05:17):
Froggy noun. So yesterday I went to a restaurant here
in Jacksonville. I'd never been to before. I've lived here
for five years. I went to this place called the
chart House that's right on the water. Yeah, jackson It
is gorgeous, has the best food. I can't believe I've
lived here for five years and have not been there.
So their chances are there's a restaurant in your town
you have not tried. You have to go try it
and do it this weekend. Get out of your comfort zone.

(01:05:38):
Don't go to the same place or to the same stuff.
Go somewhere new.

Speaker 7 (01:05:41):
I think we have a Chartouse over by where you
guys live in Jersey.

Speaker 4 (01:05:43):
Don't we. And we still think yeah, yeah, I think.

Speaker 13 (01:05:46):
So that was so good, beautiful views, great food, great service,
was wonderful.

Speaker 7 (01:05:51):
So there you go. All right, try it right now.
You're making me Now, you're making me hungry, Danielle, what's
on your mind today?

Speaker 4 (01:05:56):
All right? So I think either today is the last
day or this weekend the last weekend that you can
get my Happy jackline, the special line I did with
Happy Jacks World for laughter heeels and for mental happiness.
So you know, the proceeds go to help mental health programs.
We have been donating so much money to them lately,
and it's so fabulous because you know, the money that

(01:06:18):
we made at my comedy show at Gotham Comedy Club,
we paid for two scholarships for things related with mental
health health awareness. Yeah, so that is wonderful. So if
you go to happyjacksworld dot com, last chance to get
your hands on my collection that I created that I'm
really proud of. So again, happyjacksworld dot com. And again

(01:06:38):
it all goes to a good cause. So thank you
and shop happily.

Speaker 7 (01:06:42):
You know, Danielle, every time I wear my Happy Jack
stuff that you designed, people always ask where they come from. Well,
my friend Danielle designed it for a Happy Jack. Look
at it.

Speaker 4 (01:06:50):
Very nice? Thank you?

Speaker 7 (01:06:51):
Scary what's up with you?

Speaker 12 (01:06:53):
If you're having dinner somewhere and the table next to
you decides to leave after a celebration of a birthday
where a huge box of pastries was sitting and they
leave three quarters of the box of pastries, is it
okay for you and your friends to just become vultures
and ravage that those pastries? As in raccoons, Yeah, being

(01:07:13):
a raccoon, because I was last night, I was at
a pizzeria type restaurante, and uh, they were I know
that's what it is, and ste R I s t
o okay, oh, just checking. And they were celebrating a
birthday and then the family all left. They got up
and they had Rispoli's pastries, which is just to die for.

Speaker 7 (01:07:37):
So what did you do?

Speaker 5 (01:07:38):
Well?

Speaker 12 (01:07:38):
My friends and I looked at it. I'm like, oh
my god, look at all the canolis, look at all
the just answer me, did you eat it? I went first,
I grabbed the canoli and I'm like, this is so good,
and everyone twelve people came in after me from other tables.
We all just descended on these pastries because they were
gonna be the same guy that walks down a hallway
in a hotel late at night and you eat off

(01:07:59):
people's discarded room service.

Speaker 7 (01:08:03):
I would never do that. Outside you you basically sort
of just did that. Well, just saying anyway to wait,
you started this out as a question would we ever
do that? I would not do that? But I eat
pizza out of trash can So who am I to speak?
And it's okay, producer saying what's up with you?

Speaker 9 (01:08:22):
I am a pretty neat person.

Speaker 14 (01:08:24):
I like to keep my apartment tidy, and I am
going nutskies.

Speaker 9 (01:08:27):
I can't handle it.

Speaker 14 (01:08:28):
Savannah gets a sardine every night with dinner because it's
so good for her coat and her hair and all
that thing. I don't know what happened. Was there a spill,
did it touch something. I've been scrubbing my apartment for
four days. I can't find the sardine smell. I can't
make it go away. I washed out my garbage with chlorox.
The floor has been mopped, the countertops. It feels like
a tailtale heart, but it's with sardine smell. I'm just

(01:08:51):
going crazy. I don't know where it is, but the
fish are coming for me. Guys, you have to know
what it could be coming out.

Speaker 7 (01:08:56):
It could be coming out of pores and onto her
fur and rolling.

Speaker 14 (01:09:00):
All over your doesn't have great breath, but no, I've
give them the hosts sniff test.

Speaker 7 (01:09:04):
I don't know, guys, what's up there? Straight and eight?

Speaker 11 (01:09:07):
Okay, so we all sleep in a bed, right, yes?

Speaker 13 (01:09:10):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (01:09:12):
Sheets?

Speaker 1 (01:09:13):
Right?

Speaker 11 (01:09:13):
You might want to change them today because I was
reading did you know the average person sweats twenty six
gallons of sweat over the course of the year while
sleeping twenty six gallons of sweat your body emits and
gets soaked water sheets, that's your mattress.

Speaker 7 (01:09:30):
That sounds true, but it sounds gross.

Speaker 1 (01:09:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:09:32):
I think of like like big vats of sweat and.

Speaker 11 (01:09:36):
Yeah, yeah, And that's why, like, if you haven't changed
your mattress in fifteen twenty years, it probably weighs three
times the amount that it did when you purchased it,
because all your sweat gets mixed with your dead skin
cells and get soaked into the mattress. So just think
about that next time you're like, yeah, I'll just sleep
in these sheets one morning.

Speaker 7 (01:09:53):
Am I the only one that's on the two year
mattress plan? What does that mean? Probably I change my mattress.
I try to change them mattress every two years.

Speaker 9 (01:10:00):
Oh my god, Oh yeah that's you.

Speaker 7 (01:10:03):
Well look, you know, think about it this way. Look
at the amount of time you spend on that mattress.
We all spend a good portion of every single exactly
why would it not be worth it? I just I
think it is. I don't know, just a thought. Uh
and no, gandhi, I saved you for this for last,
but because I have a question for you. Oh you

(01:10:23):
were talking about how that person was was bullying you online.
You bullied and you bullted him back, and then you
were squelched and he wasn't. Yes, did you ever complain
to anyone about that someone?

Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
Did?

Speaker 9 (01:10:37):
I reported it to Meta. I think they hate me,
so they've done nothing about it. They haven't even responded
to my complaints because I appealed it. It's ridiculous.

Speaker 7 (01:10:45):
Nothing has happened, all right, And I think that sucks,
and that guy sucks. That does suck anyway, So what's
on your mind?

Speaker 9 (01:10:51):
We find other ways to do it, all right. I
wanted to put this out there for women in the world,
specifically because kidnapping people are worried about these things. And
there's something that I saw from a former Secret Service
agent who posted it the other day and I wanted
to relate it. So he said, if a man ever
approaches you as a woman and asks for help with
something physical, that is your first sign to run away,

(01:11:14):
because men will never ask women to help something with
something physical. If they really need some help, they'll most
likely seek out another man. So if they're coming to
you and they say, hey, I just need you to
help me put this rug in my car, Nope, run screaming,
tell somebody about it.

Speaker 7 (01:11:28):
Yeah, you don't want them to roll you up in
the rug, put you in the car with her, right.

Speaker 9 (01:11:31):
And that's how Ted Bundy got a lot of people.
He acted like he was incapacitated and he needed some
help getting into his car doing whatever, and then he
was kidnapping people all over the place. So just keep
that in mind. Men typically don't ask for help for
women from you.

Speaker 7 (01:11:43):
You know what, this is a very good point, and
it's very sad that we live in a world where
you need to be cautious about every single person that
does anything around you or to you, or around whatever.
But we do live in that world, and so it's
better to be safe than sorry. It's a stranger, they
may get, they may seem I don't want to make
them upset the matter. You don't know them, You're never
going to see them again, so go the other way.
And I think that's great advice.

Speaker 9 (01:12:04):
Absolutely, thank you. I saw from someone else. I stole
it so well.

Speaker 7 (01:12:08):
I'm sure they stold it from someone too. I mean,
it's it's okay to pass things on. We're not stealing,
per se.

Speaker 4 (01:12:14):
Especially that stuff that's not stealing that's good.

Speaker 7 (01:12:17):
No, not at all. I don't trust anyone anymore. And
you know what, it's a shame that we live in
a world like that. But better safe than sorry, and
there's and it's even better if you if you pass
along to some other people because the more people that
know it, those safer you and your circle will be.
So you did a great thing, Diamond, says Aaron online nineteen.
Just kind of a random interesting call. Let's do it erin.

Speaker 8 (01:12:39):
Friday.

Speaker 7 (01:12:40):
Well, happy birthday? Is it really? Is it really your birthday?
It really is today?

Speaker 19 (01:12:44):
I'm forty one.

Speaker 7 (01:12:46):
Well, oh no, we call that forty fars. We love you.
Tell everyone what you're doing tonight to celebrate your birthday.

Speaker 19 (01:12:56):
I am going with my best friend and our boyfriends
aunt well her husband, and we're going to play purse bingo.

Speaker 7 (01:13:04):
Okay, now, how do you play purse bingo?

Speaker 19 (01:13:07):
Tell us it is like regular bingo. There's twenty games,
but instead of winning money. When you win bingo, you
get to go up to this glorious table that's filled
with Michael Core's and coach and Kate Spade person's.

Speaker 7 (01:13:20):
You get to pick your price.

Speaker 4 (01:13:23):
You guys have never been to I want to do
this as a charity event because this is one of
the coolest things ever. A lot of schools do this,
and you've got Valentino A lot of times, you've got
Tiffany bags.

Speaker 7 (01:13:34):
Oh my god, walk away.

Speaker 4 (01:13:36):
With with with high end bags for playing bingo with
your girlfriends.

Speaker 7 (01:13:40):
It's so hard fun.

Speaker 19 (01:13:41):
And it's so much, so much fun. And some of
the places you can bring your own food and drink.

Speaker 4 (01:13:46):
Oh yeah, you bring you don't wine to get wasted?
Even better?

Speaker 7 (01:13:49):
Yes, yes, play wine bingo. I want to Okay, what
were you saying? I actually go to five or six
a year.

Speaker 9 (01:14:00):
Really you and have them?

Speaker 4 (01:14:04):
What's the best bag you've ever won?

Speaker 1 (01:14:05):
Like?

Speaker 4 (01:14:05):
What? What name?

Speaker 10 (01:14:07):
Name?

Speaker 16 (01:14:07):
Brand?

Speaker 7 (01:14:08):
I love?

Speaker 19 (01:14:08):
My favorite is my my big Michael Cores. I love
Michael Cores.

Speaker 7 (01:14:12):
Look at you purs bingo. I love that, fantastic one
of the bingo gay. I would love to go to
cheesecake bingo with a bar of all the toppings exactly,
or like new bedsheet bingo. I don't know. I mean,
there's so many things we need in our lives. Well, look,
happy birthday. What can we send Aaron? Let's send her something.

Speaker 11 (01:14:33):
Well, it's not as good as Michael Core's bag. But
how about an Elvis drand in the morning show hoodie
there you go.

Speaker 19 (01:14:38):
Oh my god, that would be amazing.

Speaker 7 (01:14:43):
Guys want so much. Oh, thank you, and happy birthday, Aaron.
It's your day, so don't let anyone give you any crap.

Speaker 6 (01:14:49):
Wait, isn't Uncle Johnny's birthday too?

Speaker 12 (01:14:52):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:14:52):
Really? Well, you know what it is? Today's today is?
It's soon?

Speaker 19 (01:14:59):
I thought I shared a birthday it is?

Speaker 7 (01:15:04):
Okay, Well, thank you so much, Aeron, you have a
great day. I'm gonna we'll see you. Uncle Johnny will
roll them into pers Bingo tonight. Happy birthday to you. Hey,
let's get into the three things we need to know
from Gandhi and move on with our day. We got
some sound with Garrett on the way. So much going on?
All right, Gandhi? Your up?

Speaker 9 (01:15:24):
Okay. It seems like we've been hearing a lot lately
about contaminated food, including lead tainted apple sauce pouches now lunchables. Well,
the FDA wants something to be done about it, and
is asking Congress to pass legislation to mandate testing for
lead and products by food manufacturers. It will be a
change to current regulations since the FDA doesn't currently set
limits on heavy metals in most foods. The agency would

(01:15:47):
need a law pass to allow them to impose mandatory testing.
The head of the FDA actually pointed out that the
FDA team really are just the referees, but it's Congress
that writes the rule books and they need to make
some changes. An updated report on the severe storms that
tore across Mississippi earlier this week now finds at least
two people were killed six others were injured. Officials also

(01:16:08):
reported that over one hundred and seventy homes and businesses
were damaged or destroyed across multiple counties. One of the
victims died after an outage cut off power to her
oxygen supply. The other drowned after her car became submerged
in floodwaters. And the crazy weather continued into last night. Froggy,
you said, a tornado touchdown very close to you guys.

Speaker 13 (01:16:28):
Right, Yeah, it was just south of us in here
in Jacksonville, just south. Significant damage done, thank god, no
injuries reported, thank god.

Speaker 9 (01:16:36):
And finally, New York City is considering rodent birth control
in its continuing war on rats. The New York Time
reports that the city Council is introducing legislation that calls
for the distribution of salty pellets that sterilized both male
and female rats. Two neighborhoods would be targeted under the
pilot program. The city has unsuccessfully tried similar methods in

(01:16:56):
the past, but wants to give it another shot due
to improvements in the city's handling garbage, as well as
advancements and rat contraceptives. If it works, the city would
not rely so much on rat poison, which they say
is partially to be blamed for the death of the
beloved Central Park owl Flocko. If you didn't know that story,
Flocko escaped from the zoo when someone tried to burglarize
his his can, what would you call it, his exhibit exhibit.

(01:17:20):
He got out, he lived for about a year, ate
some rat poison, and he passed away. And those are
your three things?

Speaker 7 (01:17:25):
How do you run a condom in those little rat
wien nurses?

Speaker 9 (01:17:28):
You'll find out.

Speaker 8 (01:17:30):
All right?

Speaker 7 (01:17:30):
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Speaker 22 (01:17:55):
Slash Elvis Eltran in the Morning Show, you know, we
get into these these crazy conversations and you know, we
forget people are always you know, coming in and going out,
you know, turning us on, turning us on.

Speaker 7 (01:18:12):
So this texture said, I just turned on the show
and I hear how do they get condoms on the
rats with zero context whatsoever? There's a nothing. Well, it's
just one of those mysteries about our show. You got
to you gotta be with us twenty four hours a day,
otherwise you miss out.

Speaker 9 (01:18:27):
Don't explain it, don't explain it.

Speaker 19 (01:18:28):
Nope.

Speaker 7 (01:18:30):
All right, let's get into sound with Garrett. Hello, and
it's new Music Friday. You get a lot of new music,
and you have one of these songs that we should
be playing, you think, anyway, go ahead.

Speaker 15 (01:18:40):
We'll start with one Republic. They always put out some
great music. This is called nobody for your play. They
always have those songs that feel like they should be
in a movie somewhere. You know, like those Montages. Dane
has a different sounding song. It's called Alienated.

Speaker 7 (01:19:12):
Has that like Harry.

Speaker 15 (01:19:13):
Styles vibe to it, you know, it's kind of cool.
Sabrina Carpenter has a song where some people say this
word correctly and then most people, especially from Staten Island,
say incorrectly. The song is called Espresso, not expresso exactly.

Speaker 7 (01:19:30):
People get very offended when they find out it's Espresso
not expresso. Yeah, there's not expresso. It's not it's not express,
it's xpress, and people get mad. So I look, I
don't want to correct anyone because I'd rather just let
it go. It's so stupid. No, you cannot say expresso,

(01:19:53):
well you shouldn't. But if you don't say that, I
meant get away, let him get away with it, you
know what. It's slowly but surely happening in my life.
I'm starting to stop arguing as much I still do.
I still do, but not as much as I use.
I let things go. Like the other night, there was
a lady at the bar who was saying something so stupid,

(01:20:14):
and I was like, I'm too tired. I'm really I
can't a lifetime of arguing. I'm done all right, let's
move on to Lincoln Park.

Speaker 15 (01:20:25):
They have a song called quarty and I didn't realize
what it was until I typed it into the keyboard.
It's it's all the letters on the top road.

Speaker 7 (01:20:32):
With the keybit. It's not espresso, it's expresso. I think
it's it's quirdyy. Yeah, Cordy, Cordy, you didn't know. You
never haven't heard of quirdy. When you're looking at the word,
you're like, what the hell does this? And then you
start typing, You're like, oh, I see it. It's the
top line. It's right there. Look at that problem.

Speaker 20 (01:20:55):
Chot.

Speaker 1 (01:21:01):
Hold on.

Speaker 7 (01:21:02):
I can't. I can't really understand the lyrics. But what
what is it about? I mean, it's called quirdy when
we know what quirdy is. Nothing to do about a keyboard.
I've learned. Okay, I'm just wondering, Okay, anyway, all right.

Speaker 15 (01:21:12):
This is coming off of the Garfield movie that comes
out next month, where Chris Pratt plays Garfield. But the
song is from Keith Urban and Snoop Dogg called let
It Roll.

Speaker 10 (01:21:26):
All still in the Field and I'm back on the
run and I came in the party to have some fun.
I ride with these cats, so I'll never alone.

Speaker 7 (01:21:34):
DJ.

Speaker 10 (01:21:34):
Please, could you play my song Wabble to Wiggle? What's
slide off the back?

Speaker 11 (01:21:41):
Hey?

Speaker 7 (01:21:41):
Can we bring back the use of the word cats?
Like I love people just say that, Yeah, I was
hanging out with these cool cats last night. Cats, let's do.

Speaker 9 (01:21:51):
Nate says that, still, what's that? Do people say that often?
Hanging out with.

Speaker 7 (01:21:56):
These That's my problem. We need to bring it back.
It's like an old It's like, you know, like people
that were into jazz. He's like, hey, that cat really
knows how to hit.

Speaker 15 (01:22:04):
Simple all right? And then finally we move over to
do aleipa. She has a song called Illusion. Video looks awesome.
She's dancing on top of like a diving board with
all these guys diving behind her. Looks like she's training
for the Olympics. But the song is called Illusion and
sounds like this.

Speaker 7 (01:22:18):
It's there you go. Let's yeah do a lipa, so
some music for your playlist this weekend. It's so weird
not to hear a. I mean, she kind of owns that,

(01:22:43):
doesn't she. She does, Yeah, the clap the.

Speaker 4 (01:22:47):
I wonder if in people's houses like lights and stuff
go off and all.

Speaker 7 (01:22:51):
I never thought of that. Are we clapping on everyone's lamps?
Every time we play du Alipa, which is a good
American Garrett Thank you so much, sir. Absolutely, we probably
should play that Dualipa song. I'll tell you, let's do Danielle.
We're gonna do Danielle. Yeah, and then if you're nice,
we'll play the new du Aleipa song for you or
the whole thing. And there's no clapping. It's kind of weird,

(01:23:11):
all Danielle, you're up? What's up?

Speaker 8 (01:23:13):
All?

Speaker 1 (01:23:13):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:23:13):
Well, apparently all of oj Simpson's visitors, including friends, family,
and medical staffers, were forced to sign NDA's in his
final days. So yeah, that's interesting. Don't you just think
it's a little interesting. Yeah, let's talk about the Golden Bachelor.
The Golden Bachelor is already getting a divorce. Als been

(01:23:34):
like three or four months since they got married, but
they are already getting a divorce. So yeah, down a
half of those end in divorce. The Bachelor shows like
three that are really together still.

Speaker 7 (01:23:46):
Maybe do we have a final final tally somewhere. It'd
be nice to have a toteboard on the walls.

Speaker 4 (01:23:51):
It would be good.

Speaker 9 (01:23:52):
It would be good.

Speaker 4 (01:23:53):
Prince Harry and Meghan Marko have two shows in development
with Netflix. She is working on a lifetime show that
focuses on gardening and cooking and stuff like that. He
is I'm doing one of his passions, polo, and he
talks about like what it takes to succeed in this
so called sport of sports. And I guess we'll see
what happens when those both come out. But a lot

(01:24:14):
of people are like, hmm, yeah, let's see. Jon bon
Jovi is still recovering from his vocal cord surgery from
two years ago. He says he's more than capable of
singing again because he's freakin' John bon Jovi. If you
haven't seen it, well, actually I don't think it's out yet.
It's actually on Hulu in two weeks. It's called Thank
You good Night. The bon Jovi Story is a docu

(01:24:35):
series and like I said, it premiere is on Hulu
in two weeks. The CMT Music Awards. The ratings for
the awards shows dipped slightly from a year ago, but
the good news was the award shows outperformed every major
network broadcast in that time. Slatin American Idol the voice
the Simpsons, so that's actually good news for them. Paramount

(01:24:55):
Pictures has said yep, Scary Movie is getting a reboot.
Production on the latest edition is gonna start on the
full of this year, and then it will hit theaters
in twenty twenty five. It's been eleven years since we
had the last Scary movie. Transformers and Gi Joe are
getting an official crossover movie. They actually hinted at this
in the post credits scene of Transformers Rise of the Beast.

(01:25:17):
That's why you can never leave during the credit. You
have to wait because there's always those extra little scenes.
The movie is based on the eighties comic book story
published by Marvel. You guys know that we don't know
who the director is yet, but this is pretty cool.
Steven Spielberg is serving as executive producer, so that's awesome.
And Taylor Swift's music wasn't on TikTok for about ten
weeks because there was a licensing pay dispute between TikTok

(01:25:40):
and Universal Music Group. Well that has been, I guess
figured out, because her music has returned to TikTok, so
a lot of people are all ready using it and
excited about that. What are we you watching over the weekend.
Bob Marley one loved the movie. If you haven't seen it,
you want to check it out on Paramount Plus. Apple
TV plus gives you our guyle and also Franklin. You've

(01:26:01):
got Ryan Goslin hosting SNL this weekend. And Chris Stapleson
is your musical guest. Don't forget Idle. And of course
CBS on Sunday gives you that two hour special Billy
Joel at Madison Square Garden the greatest arena run of
all time. And that is my Danielle report.

Speaker 7 (01:26:15):
Thank you Danielle. Uh oh, By the way, let's check
the toad Forard Gandhi checked how many couples are still married?

Speaker 9 (01:26:23):
Oh yeah, from that a bachelor so still married. As
of twenty twenty three, there were six couples that were
still married and total together. They say there are twenty
nine couples that are still together, either dating, engaged, or
hanging out. Maybe shut up there.

Speaker 4 (01:26:39):
You go, I don't believe it.

Speaker 7 (01:26:40):
So twenty nine couples still together, but six right, No,
six are still married, But twenty nine of them are
still together, like like they they're friends.

Speaker 13 (01:26:48):
They're still doing it.

Speaker 9 (01:26:49):
Yeah, maybe as of twenty twenty three, so I'm sure
that those numbers could have changed a little bit.

Speaker 13 (01:26:52):
Well, I'm not buying it.

Speaker 9 (01:26:53):
Okay, yeah, I don't know anything about it.

Speaker 7 (01:26:56):
There you go, scary quick, Red Fly, turn it off,
turn turn it off, turn off? Uh scary. No one's
fas is like scary.

Speaker 1 (01:27:14):
No, I don't know. Is go wrong?

Speaker 7 (01:27:16):
Because I need you? But no, no, no, no, okay, you
know what we should We should play the new dole
A song and that's what that is. What's it called again?

Speaker 1 (01:27:24):
Illusion?

Speaker 7 (01:27:25):
Okay, Brooklyn? My microphones scary? Why? Okay? Wait I pushed
the button and they played the commercials gone already.

Speaker 12 (01:27:35):
Okay, if you're gonna play the dual leap A song, just.

Speaker 7 (01:27:38):
To push the button. Just push the button to be perfect,
just play to push the button, scary, just push it.
There we go, Thank you.

Speaker 12 (01:27:47):
Red Fly, Brooklyn boys, my microphone's falling apart.

Speaker 6 (01:27:51):
Serial killers. Push the fifteen minute Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (01:27:55):
Let's do it.

Speaker 6 (01:27:56):
Discover all of our podcasts, Sunny iHeartRadio app or wherever
where you get your podcasts. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (01:28:14):
So you woke up this morning and probably did the
same exact thing you did yesterday morning, in the morning before,
at the same exact time. Probably, right. We are creatures
of habit in the mornings, right, And it's easier in
the morning when you're still half asleep to be in
habit form, right cause things get done then you just
stop them. Go Wait, did I use the bathroom? Yes?

(01:28:34):
I did, because I used the bathroom at the same time. Ember,
So as you got out of bed, were you thinking, like,
what what's the purpose of the day? Well, okay, to
brush my teeth, get on the road in time, get
to the office, check my email, you know it. And
then before you know it, it's five o'clock and your
day just kind of melted away. Right, time to go home,
get in that traffic, you get home, and then you know,

(01:28:55):
what do I do?

Speaker 8 (01:28:55):
Now?

Speaker 7 (01:28:56):
I watch the same thing every night?

Speaker 17 (01:28:59):
Do I?

Speaker 7 (01:29:01):
What habits are we getting into? They're standing in the
way of us really having momentum and purpose in our lives.
Is this making sense?

Speaker 17 (01:29:09):
Yes?

Speaker 9 (01:29:09):
Very much?

Speaker 1 (01:29:10):
So?

Speaker 7 (01:29:12):
Are you happy with your sense of purpose at work,
at school, or in life?

Speaker 9 (01:29:20):
Are you asking us this?

Speaker 7 (01:29:22):
Yeah? And you know, yeah, absolutely I am, and everyone
and myself go ahead.

Speaker 9 (01:29:27):
I would say, I am happy with my purpose or
what I think my purpose is right now, but I
know that I could do better, and I know that
there is more purpose out there than just what I'm
doing now.

Speaker 4 (01:29:38):
And you know what, I would have given the same
exact dance, right.

Speaker 7 (01:29:44):
It's easy to give the answer because it's true. Though
what you're saying is I mean, it's true, Yeah, Foggy.

Speaker 13 (01:29:51):
It's impossible to be happy with where you are but
yet want to strive to have more. You can absolute
where you are, it's great, but at the same time
always trying to improve and do better. Well, and I
hate to use the term do better. I don't really
wanted to do better.

Speaker 7 (01:30:07):
No. No, When you say that you're happy with where you are,
consider that an accomplishment. You know you've obviously done something
right and you've maneuvered correctly to get you where you
are to this place of happiness? Are you are? But
are you happy with just staying right here?

Speaker 13 (01:30:20):
No?

Speaker 7 (01:30:20):
No, no, no, exactly like there's got.

Speaker 13 (01:30:22):
Any more right line. You're you're in where you should
be in your race, trying to improve every day.

Speaker 7 (01:30:29):
Exactly, So they're saying gen z Ers are a good example,
Generation Z always trying to find purpose at work or school,
and like, where are you in your life? I mean,
are you are you feeling like your life matters? Does
your life have direction? Or is your direction just the

(01:30:51):
same direction every day? Is it good to zig and
zag from time to time to learn new things?

Speaker 3 (01:30:57):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (01:30:57):
I think the zig and the zag is super important.
I get uncomfortable with comfort, which I know sounds weird,
but I feel like I'm much more comfortable and discomfort
when things are all out of whack and you don't
really know where it's going. So you have this chance
every day if it's that way to create new opportunities
and learn new things, whereas if I'm doing the same
thing all the time, that stresses me out. I don't

(01:31:19):
like that.

Speaker 4 (01:31:20):
I feel like I wish there was more time in
the day because there's a lot of things during the
day you have to do, being a parent or being
you know, responsible for things, you have to do them.
And then we have all these things that were like, well,
I'd love to get that done as well, And if
sometimes there's just not enough damn time to get it
all done, amen will add new things that you really
want to do it's crazy.

Speaker 7 (01:31:41):
Amen. In between the two of you, Gandhi and Danielle,
the two of you have, in my opinion, it sure
looks like a very full day every day. Danielle. You know,
gosh right, Gandhi. There's times Danielle is like, oh, she
went to the game, she would do this, she did that.

Speaker 9 (01:31:56):
She really exhausts me. I tell her that all the time,
just hearing her day, I'm like, I gotta take a nap.

Speaker 7 (01:32:00):
None of a Danielle. Daniel exhausted to me too. But Gandha,
you do the same thing with your artwork, and you're
you know, you're always you seem to be doing something
in all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:32:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:32:08):
I like being busy. I like having stuff to do.
I also like to sit on my couch and do nothing.
All of those things. I have to have the ability
to do it all. And then also, you know, just
go off the math completely and do something totally different,
you know, go on a vacation or do something that
I haven't done before. I think that's fun. I think
that that can be.

Speaker 7 (01:32:26):
Doing something different. Maybe that could be new purpose. My
purpose is to do something different than what I do
every day. Yeah, we have rehearsed this purpose for so
many years. We have it down, We've accomplished this purpose.
The purpose is to come in every day, do this
show with each other, try to get out of here
without you know, another battle or or something. I don't know.
But if we really truly enjoy each other's company, which

(01:32:48):
is great, is that enough? I would think that we
would want to try to do something beyond these walls,
right yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:32:54):
And I have course, and there's still opportunity even within
these walls to do stuff that's different. I mean, I
I I've been having so much fun with my podcast
because we're talking about things that we don't talk about
on this show that I'm very interested in that we
can kind of dive into and expose a whole new
audience to all different types of things. So even here,
there's still opportunity to do it differently.

Speaker 7 (01:33:14):
Finding your purpose is so important. Is it snowing right now?

Speaker 10 (01:33:20):
No?

Speaker 7 (01:33:20):
No, please me up, tell me now? Okay, it's just
very white ring Okay, never mind. But finding your purpose,
you know, it's something you have to practice several times
a day. If ever, you catch yourself just kind of
like dwindling away and like okay, I'm maybe taking that,
maybe not. I don't know. Wait, wait, wait, hold on,
what's my purpose today? What is your purpose in life?
What's your overall purpose? It's your five year purpose, your

(01:33:42):
one year purpose, if you want to look at it
that way. I don't know. But you know, having purpose
is so important for you. It makes you want to
wake up tomorrow and live another day. But if you
get into the rut, you owe it to yourself to
recognize that and try to zig and zag a little bit. Yeah,
what's up, scary? I'm pretty happy.

Speaker 12 (01:34:02):
I feel like there's more of a purpose out there
for me somewhere. But then I get feelings of I'm
feeling selfish for wanting more, because I feel like, hasn't
the world given me enough?

Speaker 7 (01:34:13):
Shouldn't I be content where I am? So you should
just pull up your tent and take off what.

Speaker 12 (01:34:18):
Well, No, I'm meaning like, I feel like there's got
to even more of a purpose. But then I'm like,
I should just be thankful for everything I've accomplished and
where I am came Now.

Speaker 13 (01:34:26):
You can be thankful, but then want more, strive for more,
work harder, want to progress.

Speaker 12 (01:34:30):
But then that other voice hits me and says you're
being selfish for wanting more.

Speaker 9 (01:34:33):
Just be grateful now, Well, purpose doesn't necessarily mean you're
you're collecting more things or getting more material stuff. Purpose
could just be hey, I want to save an animal
or do something like that, and I don't think.

Speaker 4 (01:34:44):
There's any to spend more time with your family, like
a little things.

Speaker 7 (01:34:48):
I've been doing that. But you know it's there's nothing
wrong with being grateful with what you have. But does
does it mean okay, I'm grateful I can stop now?
Well no, But also keep in mind when you find
purpose in your life a lot of the times, a
lot of the time, it will it will radiate out
and give other people happiness or joy or you're helping
people out that where you find your For instance, when

(01:35:09):
Gandhi paints another painting, Wow, wow, her purpose for that
day check.

Speaker 20 (01:35:14):
I know.

Speaker 7 (01:35:14):
But someone's going to get that painting and hanging on
their wall and now look at them. Their light is
their life is now full of color.

Speaker 9 (01:35:20):
Me really happy. It makes me happy to finish something
and deliver it.

Speaker 7 (01:35:25):
I love it. I love it. Feel like your life
matters because it does. But as far as finding direction
in your life, well, you're in charge of that. That's
your responsibility and no one else's. You can't wait for
someone else to give you give you direction. You can
have people help you find your direction, maybe through counseling,
through a therapist, through a good friend who's great to

(01:35:47):
bounce things off of.

Speaker 4 (01:35:48):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:35:51):
So today the challenge is to roll into the weekend
and find some purpose you may have. Just like Daniel's saying,
not enough hours in the day. You know, I was looking.
I shared you with you, guys, my freaking list for
the weekend. It's like good, It's almost you feel like
you're drowning because you how do I have time to
do anything interesting? Because I have to do all these things? Well,

(01:36:11):
you find the time. You have to get it to yourself.
It sounds simpler than it is. But and there you go.
You guys ready for a weekend?

Speaker 4 (01:36:22):
Yeah, let's go.

Speaker 7 (01:36:24):
Can we just play music for the next hour?

Speaker 4 (01:36:26):
And please?

Speaker 9 (01:36:27):
Got everybody you guys wanted to do Flush the format
Jock Jams yea from the NIH.

Speaker 7 (01:36:33):
I know, Flush the format just takes so much effort.
All right, we'll put something together. We continue with the day.
We have a little more time left together and then
the weekend is here baby, Hello, Yeah, Hello.

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the weekend is done. I'm just gonna fart everyone. Let's

(01:37:11):
go for a fart walk. Uh, Danielle, what are we
watching this weekend?

Speaker 4 (01:37:14):
All right, well, this is pretty cool. The streaming of
Bob Marley OneLove on Paramount Plus. But we also have
a great podcast called Hollywood Gold. It's a podcast about movies,
and they did a deep dive into the making of
One Love and you can listen to it on the
iHeart app.

Speaker 7 (01:37:28):
Oh there you go till Monday. Say peace out everybody.

Speaker 8 (01:37:31):
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