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Do you have an imaginary friend? Do you talk to them? Or are you just talking to yourself? What have you learned from grandma? Listeners call in to tell us the many lessons that their grandmothers have taught them!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
On my waist, through my head, think about it when
it touched me there, close my eyes here and alone dancing.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Tell me, baby, if it's wrong to let my hands
do what they want late at night, I would send
my dance and dance dancing.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Dancing in the left dancing.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Work on me, open my body up and do some searchery.
Litten abow, doc, you got me up. I want to
taste taste it and those pocket eight cases.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
I want to see who you are. Got a sex straps,
push start, I gotta sex draps, push start, push close
the first, push start the push close, push push stock.
I gotta sex drops, push the stars to stop.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
All my way through my head, think about.

Speaker 5 (01:18):
It when it sets.

Speaker 6 (01:21):
My hey danced dance dancing.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
In my left dance and left dance.

Speaker 5 (01:47):
Let's just way.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
I'm only talking to you if you want to serve
my face, not that you got me boy. You know
you bet to spice it. Flavor Rick, you can get
it right, savor ray one.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
Want to see who you opt out of sex straps?
Push start, I got a sex stops, push start, push close,
push push start the push close, push and push the start.

Speaker 5 (02:08):
I got a sex straps. Push the start.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Oh my waist through my head, think about it when
it such me there, close my eyes here.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Oh, dancing and.

Speaker 7 (02:26):
Tell your baby.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
If it's wrong to let my hands do what they
want late.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Night after sadly.

Speaker 5 (02:37):
Dance ance, dance, dancing and.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Tell me baby if it's wrong.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Dancing to let me do what they want.

Speaker 8 (03:04):
Dance.

Speaker 7 (03:12):
It's the cataracts.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Left my left dance and star left left dance and stop.

Speaker 8 (03:46):
Wanted. Everybody's today?

Speaker 7 (03:48):
Today's Monday morning.

Speaker 8 (03:49):
It's Monday already.

Speaker 7 (03:51):
Oh damn, hanging in hanging by three, Monday, Monday talking? Nick,
Are you enjoying your coffee this morning?

Speaker 5 (04:06):
Not really? The weekend is oversial. I hate you.

Speaker 7 (04:18):
Maybe going through some heavy, heavy crap. A lot of
us are. But you know what, We're gonna pull out
all the reserves. We're gonna push the power to the
one hundred percent mark today.

Speaker 5 (04:26):
Yeah, let's hear it like Elvis Terran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (04:35):
All right, So what do you want to talk about?
Do you want to talk about how Gandhi's bed broke
because your boyfriend was in town? Isn't it they banged
it up?

Speaker 8 (04:43):
Oh yeah, didn't make it.

Speaker 6 (04:46):
I feel like.

Speaker 9 (04:46):
That's the story.

Speaker 5 (04:47):
Nailed it.

Speaker 6 (04:48):
Oh, yes, you did.

Speaker 10 (04:50):
Look, we got bad breaks.

Speaker 9 (04:52):
Okay.

Speaker 11 (04:52):
So when I moved into the apartment and they set
up the bed frame, they did it a little janky,
So I'm gonna start there.

Speaker 9 (04:58):
I think you're full of crap.

Speaker 7 (05:00):
Okay, Okay, I'll give you the benefit of the down.

Speaker 11 (05:02):
It started there, and then every time he comes over,
it gets progressively worse. And this thing is now broken
like it's it's the bottom. The support part is just
you roll into the center because it broke.

Speaker 9 (05:12):
So I got a new bed frame.

Speaker 11 (05:13):
And he put it together, and he put it all
by himself. He did it when I was gone, which
I appreciate it. I actually think it's super sexy when people
are handy. However, while he was flipping my mattress over
and doing all kinds of stuff, he found something and
he won't believe me that it is not mine.

Speaker 7 (05:29):
Okay, Well, we have several stories going here. Yes, first
story is you and your boyfriend broke your bed. Let's
just call it what it is. And secondly, he found
something underneath. Yes, what did he find underneath?

Speaker 11 (05:41):
He found a toy, a toy toy that was gifted
to us from one of these companies that comes through
and gives us all this stuff.

Speaker 7 (05:48):
Why was it under your bed?

Speaker 11 (05:50):
Because it was a bag full of stuff to give
away to other people who.

Speaker 6 (05:55):
I bring those dicks home with me.

Speaker 9 (05:57):
I bring everything home with me.

Speaker 7 (05:59):
So it's under your bed. I find it suspicious. It's
under your bed.

Speaker 9 (06:02):
I did see it, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 11 (06:03):
So we put it on top of this bear on
my bed, and he sent me a picture and he's like,
this is how you really broke the bed.

Speaker 9 (06:08):
I know it.

Speaker 7 (06:08):
You can't break a bed with a vibrator. No, you
can break it with a boy. You can't vibrate a
bed to smither y.

Speaker 5 (06:15):
I don't think.

Speaker 7 (06:16):
Yeah, so he broke the bad Yeah it's his fault
or yours or you know whoever.

Speaker 9 (06:20):
That frame broke in because of him, not me.

Speaker 7 (06:21):
But then while he's fixing the bed frame, he finds
your toy. Yes, it's your toy. Was it unwrapped?

Speaker 8 (06:27):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (06:27):
I think so?

Speaker 6 (06:28):
Why was it way way way way? Brought it home
for other people? What other people are giving an unwrapped
vibrator to?

Speaker 11 (06:35):
I mean, I guess I never thought about that part.
But when I got it, it was unwrapped. So I just
not always gifted to someone else.

Speaker 7 (06:40):
So it gives it gets me to think it like,
what have you broken? Not body parts, but like furniture
wise while having sex?

Speaker 9 (06:47):
Oh, I bet there's so many things that have broken.

Speaker 7 (06:49):
Yeah, I know that coaster boy Josh and I have
something in common. It wasn't furniture. He told me a
story once where he was with someone in Josh, come
here for a second. I want to let him tell
the story. Okay, because it's happened to me too, but
not in the same restaurant, a restroom.

Speaker 11 (07:05):
But you're not You're really not interested in people with
broken body parts too.

Speaker 7 (07:08):
Yeah, well, no, let's talk about Okay, surfaces high Coast Woo,
it is okay to talk about this. What am I
walking into? You remember the Remember that restaurant Ivy's all
the little bathrooms. So you you were with a girl
in one of those little bathrooms at Ivy's down the street,
the restaurant used to go to all the time, and
you actually were doing it on the sink. And what happened, right,

(07:30):
I said, in the sink and it fell off the
wall exactly. Yeah. Yeah, so he told me that story.
This happened to me too at a place, not that
same place. But yeah, the sink came off the wall.

Speaker 6 (07:44):
Those sinks are not very dirty.

Speaker 10 (07:45):
No for you to put your ass on then for
you to wash your hands in.

Speaker 7 (07:51):
Not even not even thinking about it. I mean, that's
not even a thought.

Speaker 13 (07:54):
Yeah, And I was like, I just leaned up against
it and it was in the silver like this metal thing,
and it came down and water went everywhere. I ran
to the bar, closed out and got the hell out
of there quickly.

Speaker 7 (08:07):
They've since gone out of business, And it happened to
me in another place, and there wasn't there wasn't really
a water problem because I turned the thing off. But yeah,
sometimes you you know, you're sitting on the sink in
a restaurant or a bar in my case, and it
falls off the wall right sometimes and then then Gandhi
breaks the bed, break your bed. We're a violent, violent show.

Speaker 11 (08:28):
Sunday fun day before it was broken, did you have
a good time?

Speaker 7 (08:31):
It was a great Sunday.

Speaker 11 (08:32):
It was a yeah, yeah, before I broke my bed,
best time.

Speaker 7 (08:37):
Whatever thing. You broke a bead, you know what, you
can replace a sink, You can replace a bad You
can absolutely come on Daniel.

Speaker 6 (08:45):
I've never we've never broken anything.

Speaker 7 (08:46):
Then, you know the day is young adventure hop on
a piece of furniture that looks like it's on his
last legs.

Speaker 10 (08:52):
It's a good thing Nate didn't break anything when he
was doing it by your microphone on your control board.

Speaker 7 (08:57):
Thank you.

Speaker 14 (08:58):
Yeah, what a buddy of mine. Dan died the hood
of his CenTra. Now he was in the woods with
his girlfriend and he was doing it on the.

Speaker 7 (09:06):
Doing someone on a CenTra on the top of the Wow,
good morning, Catherine. Hi, well Catherine. Then welcome to the show.
And so Catherine has a history of breaking beds.

Speaker 15 (09:17):
Oh my I do. In college, I broke my bed
multiple times with my boyfriend.

Speaker 7 (09:25):
Wow. Now it was just just a cheaply constructed bed
or was it just you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 15 (09:33):
Yeah, it was a pretty cheap bed. Didn't pay too
much for it. And uh, I'm not very good at
building bed frame, so I probably built it the wrong way.

Speaker 7 (09:44):
I know. But you know, a bed should be able to,
you know, withstand some sort of force. Oh yeah, you
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (09:53):
College bed, You know, you get a cheap.

Speaker 7 (09:55):
But you got you broke it.

Speaker 9 (09:56):
Twice twice.

Speaker 15 (09:58):
Yeah, my boyfriend fix fit the first time, and then
the second time it broke for good and we were
not able to fix it. So we just threw out
the bed frame and we were sleeping on the mattress
on the floor.

Speaker 8 (10:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (10:10):
You know, you can't break it air mattress unless you
just could poke a hole in it. All right, Catherine,
thank you. I'm oh my gosh, I'm getting all these visuals.

Speaker 6 (10:19):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 9 (10:20):
Yeah, I love these visuals.

Speaker 7 (10:21):
Wait, hold on, hey, Cassie.

Speaker 16 (10:23):
Hello, oh hello.

Speaker 7 (10:25):
So you were doing it on your new dryer as
a washer dryer. Yeah, and what happened?

Speaker 17 (10:33):
I don't I'm not too sure. I was on top
of it, and when when we were done, I noticed
the dent and the top of it.

Speaker 7 (10:42):
Somehow you did a steel dryer.

Speaker 5 (10:46):
You're good.

Speaker 18 (10:50):
I tried to I may to get the dent out,
but it's still there, so I'll forever remember it.

Speaker 7 (10:54):
I know, every time you dry your clothes, you're taking
back to that time. It's a personality, right right, how
many loads? I'm sorry? Thank you, Cassie. You can hang
up on me. I don't blame you, Hi, Chris, I
so it wasn't furnish. You broke your glasses? How did

(11:17):
you break your glasses while doing it? So?

Speaker 19 (11:20):
I had I had a date with a crush. I
had had years long crush on this girl, and I
had an eye appointment that day. I had my oakly glasses.
I was really exciting. I actually see right. I get
over there and I put them down, said, be sure
not to break these, please, I can't see. She knocks
them in the floor. She gets out of bed because

(11:41):
she's gonna got clean up. She steps on them and
I didn't even look at him. She goes like, you
should probably just go ahead and leave.

Speaker 7 (11:49):
Yeah, let me ask you a question. Was it worth it?

Speaker 20 (11:58):
I went back the next night we broke the flag support.

Speaker 7 (12:03):
I love our listeners. I love everyone on our show.
We're very violent. We're very violent.

Speaker 9 (12:08):
Yeah, I like to think passionate engaged.

Speaker 7 (12:11):
Yes.

Speaker 6 (12:12):
By the way, I know we're not talking about going
to the hospital from sex. But there is that show
on TLC Sex Sent Me to the Er.

Speaker 5 (12:18):
Yes, is very good.

Speaker 9 (12:19):
There's always a penile fracture.

Speaker 7 (12:21):
Yeah, those are great and I love that show. But
I think they should have a show about broken furniture. Yeah. Yeah,
they just show furniture out by the street.

Speaker 9 (12:30):
I broke my desk.

Speaker 7 (12:31):
Waiting for someone to go pick it up and take
it away. So much happening today. Let's get into the
latest news from Gandhi. What's going on.

Speaker 11 (12:38):
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is the presumptive Republican nominee. The hush money case is
the first of Trump's four criminal cases to go to
trial and maybe the only one to wrap up before
the November election. It makes him the first ex president

(13:00):
in US history to face a court hearing on criminal charges.

Speaker 9 (13:03):
Today is tax Day. If you have not.

Speaker 11 (13:05):
Already filed, the IRS is making it easier for some
people the agency release and update for direct File, it's
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the previous year's information from the IRS in order to
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program is only available to taxpayers in.

Speaker 9 (13:24):
Twelve states as a test.

Speaker 11 (13:26):
And Finally, the one hundred and twenty eighth running of
the Boston Marathon is happening today. With a full field
and favorable weather conditions expected, there will be no shortage
of big names along the route, including Henry Richard, whose
younger brother died in the twenty thirteen marathon bombing. There
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Speaker 5 (14:17):
Elvis Terran and that morning.

Speaker 7 (14:19):
So Kristin, Hi, Kristin.

Speaker 17 (14:23):
Hey, good morning.

Speaker 7 (14:24):
Are you a little nervous about what's going on at work?

Speaker 8 (14:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 21 (14:28):
I am a little nervous, a little mad.

Speaker 7 (14:31):
Okay, okay, So tell everyone what happened from your what's
your point of view here?

Speaker 22 (14:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 21 (14:35):
Okay, Yeah, I've worked at this place for twenty three years,
and then all of a sudden, out of nowhere, there's
this zero tolerance policy instituted for cursing. And it's not
like we're not in front of customers or anything like that.
I mean, we're in a building just to ourselves. And
earlier this week a guy was about as much service
as I did got suspended for saying.

Speaker 20 (14:57):
The F word.

Speaker 7 (14:58):
Real yeah, yes.

Speaker 21 (15:01):
And then yesterday I was working on a project that
helped me over work over an hour and a half,
and all of a sudden, the system clicked off that
ended everything I was working on, and I said, in
front of my manager, can you thing believe that?

Speaker 7 (15:15):
Oh? Right in front of the manager.

Speaker 22 (15:17):
Well, so you're right.

Speaker 21 (15:18):
I mean I basically looked her in the face that
I mean, I was just frustrated, and I said, can
you thing believe that?

Speaker 23 (15:23):
And then here we go.

Speaker 7 (15:25):
So do you did yours manager say something to you?

Speaker 22 (15:29):
Uh?

Speaker 12 (15:30):
Yes she did.

Speaker 21 (15:30):
She let me know how disrespectful it was to her
and my fellow co workers, and where I was already
an hour and a half over on my tour, she said,
we will discuss this tomorrow. Tomorrow being today, and I
am anticipating walking in and being walked back out a
few weeks before saying the F word.

Speaker 7 (15:47):
Wow two weeks now is it unpaid? Two weeks?

Speaker 19 (15:50):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (15:51):
Oh yeah, wow ridiculous.

Speaker 21 (15:53):
Well no, hold on, I mean because the one slip up,
I mean, I've been here forever, doesn't mean to say
I'm all off.

Speaker 6 (16:00):
She's been there twenty something years. She had one slip up,
and it wasn't that she was cursing out somebody. The
stupid computer crash she lost all her works.

Speaker 20 (16:07):
Ok.

Speaker 7 (16:08):
Wait a minute, Okay, So the guy who was suspended
the other day for using the F word had he
done it before?

Speaker 12 (16:13):
Was he?

Speaker 7 (16:14):
Did they give you a warning?

Speaker 8 (16:16):
No?

Speaker 21 (16:17):
No, it was literally like all of a sudden, we'reing
a zero tolerance wow.

Speaker 6 (16:21):
Wow, is ridiculous.

Speaker 7 (16:24):
Ridiculous. It is ridiculous. But I will tell you we
as you know on this show, we can't use foul
language at all. But we have we have a backup plan.
We have a button we push. Yeah, you need a button,
you need you need a delay button. Yeah. The thing
is is we do go. Look, I know us, Kristen,

(16:44):
and when the microphones are off, I mean, it's f
words flying left and right, all all words. But when
the mics are on.

Speaker 8 (16:50):
We we do.

Speaker 7 (16:53):
We are very careful because we have to be.

Speaker 22 (16:55):
So.

Speaker 21 (16:56):
You have practices that you know, you've been working at
it for a long time. I'm just going, you know,
I can't be a sailor one day and the next
day and none.

Speaker 6 (17:04):
Right, they really should give you a little bit of
a warning, like, you know, give you some grace period.

Speaker 7 (17:09):
I mean that's ridiculous. Yeah, you should have your probation
or something. I don't want Christian good luck with that.

Speaker 9 (17:15):
I have faith in you. It's gonna be okay.

Speaker 7 (17:17):
Right, you couldn't work there put in a all of a.

Speaker 6 (17:22):
Sudden there's no cursing policy. I would have been fired
in like the first ten minutes.

Speaker 5 (17:27):
I was.

Speaker 21 (17:28):
I'm totally paranoid. I got seven years to retirement and
I don't want to lose it over the work.

Speaker 7 (17:33):
Well, I don't think you're gonna They're not gonna fire you.
They may suspend you.

Speaker 5 (17:37):
You know.

Speaker 18 (17:37):
Yeah, I know that you are.

Speaker 21 (17:38):
But like I said, I mean, if they're going to
institute this kind of policy, what's next.

Speaker 7 (17:43):
Yeah, Look, you know, I know it's frustrating, and you
need it. You need the job, and you have retirement
on the way. I just just play by the rules
as best you can. You know, you got to do it,
and best of luck to you. Christian. I'm so sorry
you're going through this.

Speaker 21 (17:54):
Yeah, thank you, guys. I really appreciate it.

Speaker 7 (17:57):
I'm sure after that you that day you got in
your car and just said that effort.

Speaker 22 (18:00):
Like it repeated.

Speaker 7 (18:05):
Yeah, I know, I'm with you, all right, Christian. Thanks, thanks,
and let us know what happens.

Speaker 21 (18:08):
Okay, thanks, guys, I have a good day.

Speaker 7 (18:10):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
Man.

Speaker 11 (18:11):
If she wouldn't have called us, she could have gone
into work and been like, I didn't say that, what
are you talking about?

Speaker 9 (18:14):
Prove it proved that I said the word.

Speaker 11 (18:18):
I think all the time when I get fired from here,
because I just assume it's going to happen someday. I
am so screwed because I am not primed for a
job anywhere else. I will get fired in two seconds.

Speaker 7 (18:27):
Yeah, what's up? Frog?

Speaker 10 (18:28):
It's so funny this call came in so just yesterday.
I tried not to curse her on my son, but
when Lisa and I are home alone, I just let
the F word go it regularly, So Lisa's been saying
I say it a lot. So the other day she
counted in one hour, I said the F word thirty
seven times. Oh my god, it's just become it becomes
like normal chatter. I just it just comes out. And
so if I had have worked in a place.

Speaker 7 (18:48):
Where you cou're worse than me thirty.

Speaker 10 (18:51):
Thirty seven times in one hour.

Speaker 6 (18:53):
And by the way, I've heard you curse them from
your child.

Speaker 10 (18:56):
Sometimes, well sometimes it comes out.

Speaker 7 (19:00):
I think, are we living under a rock if we
think the kids aren't hearing a curse words? And you know,
it's how, it's how, it's how they're taught to process them,
and they know when they're not, they're not proper. I don't.

Speaker 11 (19:12):
There's only one person on the planet that I watched
my mouth around, and that is Daddy Gandhi. Yeah yeah,
because I just he'll like, shoot me a look. He
won't even say anything. He'll just kind of look disappointed,
and I'm like, oh, yeah.

Speaker 7 (19:23):
Hello, is just lee uh leah a teacher? Oh my god,
you're a teacher. You can't swear it works at all. No,
they would fire you, wouldn't they.

Speaker 21 (19:31):
Oh of course they would.

Speaker 24 (19:32):
You absolutely cannot. And I teach high school. Sometimes the
kids let it slip and you gotta yell at them.
But then when they give you a frustrating day and
it's just awful. Oh you should hear that faculty room.

Speaker 25 (19:42):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 7 (19:43):
So, I mean they high schools need like soundproof faculty
room so you can go in there and just f
you know what.

Speaker 23 (19:50):
I'm saying, Well surprised.

Speaker 24 (19:52):
The one side is a stairwenge with a brick wall,
so we're right. But the other side is a classroom
and sometimes we hear them in there, you know, the
class having their discussion. I'm like, you got to keep
it down.

Speaker 7 (20:04):
Yeah, I forgot, you know, so other than us, you know,
on the radio because the FCC's listening and teachers I
can't do it. Can't use the F word even though
sure they make you want to use it every day.
All right, thank you, Leah, Thanks for being a cool
teacher and you should be appreciated every day. Thank you
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Speaker 7 (22:17):
Why do people cheat in a relationships? They're saying there
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sexual thrill they felt in the early days of the relationship.
They're gonna find it somewhere else.

Speaker 5 (22:51):
Elvis Ter, Elvis, Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (22:55):
All right, Danielle, let's get into the Danielle Report. It's
all you.

Speaker 6 (22:57):
First weekend of Coachella is officially over, and so many
cool people took to the stage. Alana del Ray was there,
of course, special guests for her, Billie Eilish, how cool,
Tyler the Creator and Doja Kat We had no doubt
reuniting on stage, and Olivia Rodrigo was their special guest.
Of course, Travis and Taylor were in the audience. Ksha
took the stage and she changed some lyrics in her song.

(23:19):
Instead of feeling like P Diddy, it was FP Diddy.
Will Smith even did a little Men in Black with
Jay Valvin. I mean, it was an incredible weekend and
we'll see what's gonna happen next weekend. If you went
to the movies over the weekend, Civil War was number
one in the box office, bringing in twenty five point
seven million dollars. I told you late in the week
last week that the Golden Bachelor Jerry and Teresa are

(23:43):
divorcing already thirteen weeks of marriage. Now, what was the reason.
They said that they're older, they have homes, they have
children and grandchildren, and it's not impossible that love can't
overcome that, but it did play a major role because
they couldn't decide where to live and they feel like
at their age having a commuter marriage. Just wooden work

(24:04):
and our boy Jelly Roll, he is losing weight. You
know that he weighed in at close to five hundred
pounds at his heaviest, but he was on a mission
to get that down and he said he is kicking ass.
He says, I'm doing two to three miles a day,
four to six days a week. I'm doing twenty to
thirty minutes in the sauna, six minutes of a cold
plunge every day and he's eating healthy and he has
no intention on stopping. Also over the weekend, Ryan Goslin

(24:28):
hosted SNL and apparently one of the funniest episodes that
we've seen in a while. Everybody's been talking about it,
so if you haven't seen it, you need to either
watch clips on YouTube or watch it on demand. And
what are we watching tonight? The Voice American Idol. So
you think you can dance and don't forget a deal
or no Deal Island. You've got NCIS and NCIS Hawaii
as well. And that's my Danielle report coming up next hour.

(24:50):
Who did Megan Markle not want standing next to Prince Harry?

Speaker 8 (24:55):
Hey?

Speaker 7 (24:55):
So this is kind of a touchy subject, but here
we go. Have you ever had had to dump someone
you didn't even know you were dating? You know what
I'm saying?

Speaker 9 (25:06):
Oh, man, yeah, pretty much.

Speaker 7 (25:10):
I don't know. I know sometimes you're hanging out with someone,
you're chilling out whatever, and you think you're in separate lanes,
but they think you're in the same lane, and you're like, no,
we're not, and you're making this so uncomfortable. I can't
I can't deal with you. Look, I don't know. Have
you ever though, yes? Gandhi you?

Speaker 12 (25:32):
Yes?

Speaker 26 (25:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (25:33):
How did that go for you?

Speaker 9 (25:35):
It was super awkward and it happened in front of
my sister.

Speaker 11 (25:38):
So it was like one of those things where I
thought we were just hanging out and having a good time,
and then he said something that made it very clear
he thought differently, and he thought it was super serious,
and I was like, oh no, we should have this
conversation right now, And my sister said, don't you ever
in your life do something like that in front of
me ever again, I was so uncomfortable.

Speaker 25 (25:57):
Oh my god.

Speaker 9 (25:58):
We had to have a conversation as soon as it
came up.

Speaker 7 (26:01):
It was important, you do, you have to have it immediately.
I was seeing this guy. This was in God, this
is after college, and uh, I you know, go hang
at his house sometimes whatever. And then one time I
went over, we had dinner and whatever, and he says,
are you staying over? I said yeah. He so I
bought you a toothbrush and I immediately said, I immediately said,

(26:22):
I'm going home tonight. I'm not I'm not in. I'm
not here. I'm not the toothbrush boyfriend, I'm not I'm
not there, you know. And and then you and you
don't want to throw out the baby with the bath water, right,
but at the same time you know that this isn't
gonna work.

Speaker 6 (26:41):
Yeah, but they come with it. Sometimes they come with
the U haul already and it's like, whoa down.

Speaker 7 (26:51):
So I was just asking for a friend. I mean,
I'm married. I don't have to worry.

Speaker 6 (26:55):
I was going to wait a second.

Speaker 7 (26:58):
Too late to do, you know what. Then let's say
you are dating someone casually. I guess you have to
have those conversations and make sure the word casual comes up,
otherwise they think it's official. It's either casual or official, right, yes,
And so this is where it gets tricky in relationships
because it takes two to have a relationship, all right,

(27:18):
But if you're traveling in different lanes in different speeds,
at different speeds, you don't know like who's going to
get there first, right or you or I may just
exit off early and not even go to your exit.

Speaker 9 (27:29):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 11 (27:31):
And I've had so many conversations with friends who say
somebody is cheating on them, and I'm like, well, are
you really getting cheated on?

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Or did you?

Speaker 11 (27:38):
Guys never have a discussion and it's still an open
casual dating situation.

Speaker 9 (27:42):
People need to be clear about those things.

Speaker 7 (27:44):
Wait wait, wait, back up. So if you've asked a
friend that, if a friend Gandhi comes up and says
he cheated on me, and then you actually directly and
ask the question, wait, are you sure he cheated on you?
I mean, are you really official? How do they respond?
How have they responded to stuff like that?

Speaker 11 (28:00):
So sometimes it has gone terribly wrong and they've been
like you're supposed to always be on my side.

Speaker 9 (28:03):
What the hell is wrong with you?

Speaker 11 (28:04):
But there have been two instances where my friend said,
holy crap, we never had that conversation. We probably should
have that conversation. And you're right because we are just
dating right now. They liked this person a little more
than that person like them, and then they have the conversation,
which I think is important.

Speaker 7 (28:20):
Interesting text. My husband and I had to dump another
couple who thought we were in a relationship.

Speaker 9 (28:26):
Wow, what OK, I'd like some more details on that one.

Speaker 7 (28:32):
Mike, is he still on nine twenty four? Here we go,
let's go talk to Mike. Hello Mike, good morning. Hey,
So we're talking about the uncomfortable thing dumping someone you
didn't even know you were dating. Now, it must be
twice as bad if it's someone at work. But you

(28:54):
had that and you actually taken an extra step. Tell
everyone what happened to you.

Speaker 20 (28:59):
So. I am a nurse and one of my coworkers
and I were very close. We were friends, We were
having a good time. She was a very sweet girl.
A few of us decided to go to Nashville for
the weekend and but the end of the weekend, she
told me that she loves me and that we were
gonna be like the best boyfriend girlfriend ever. Mind you,

(29:21):
she has known for years that I am gay, so
it was very uncomfortable.

Speaker 7 (29:27):
Yeah, so you had to dump someone who is a
coworker and who knows you're gay.

Speaker 20 (29:35):
Yes, but eight hour drive home was pretty awkward.

Speaker 7 (29:38):
Oh god, you know what here, my dad always said,
if you see a bus coming down the street, don't
walk in front of it, and she did. She actually,
because you are a bus and you're rolling down the street,
and she walked right in front of it. I mean, so,
are you guys over that yet? Is is it still
going comfortable around her? What's going on?

Speaker 20 (29:59):
Since?

Speaker 7 (30:00):
Oh, that's that's sad.

Speaker 20 (30:04):
But at the same time, like if that was her decision,
then so I hope she's happy.

Speaker 7 (30:09):
Yeah. Oh you know what, that's a good attitude, Mike. Okay, good, Well, look, hey,
have fun at that bachelorette party. You guys be safe
and thanks for listening to us. Okay, we'll do thank you.
There you go. Mike must be a great catch though. Yeah,
he will never date me because he's gay and we
work together. I think I'm going a railroad him and

(30:31):
see force him, force him to have a relationship with me.
Catherine Online, twenty three. Yeah, this is another kind of
weird one. Hey Catherine, Oh my goodness, Hi, Hi, Hey,
thanks for calling and thanks for being a part of
the show. So you had to dump someone you didn't
even know you were dating after just one one like

(30:54):
one little get together he thought you were dating.

Speaker 22 (30:58):
Yeah, it was one day.

Speaker 7 (30:59):
It was terrible.

Speaker 25 (31:01):
He picked me up, we went to the movies and
he didn't hold my hands at all, Like I even
had my hands on my leg like open on his side,
like waiting for him to like do something.

Speaker 7 (31:13):
Wow, never did it.

Speaker 25 (31:16):
And then when he dropped me off, I waited a
few seconds to see if he would kiss me. Didn't
do that either. I get home and I find on
Facebook a request to be in a relationship with him,
and I was like so confused.

Speaker 12 (31:29):
I was like, what am I supposed to do?

Speaker 25 (31:31):
So he called me like a few minutes later and he's.

Speaker 15 (31:34):
Like, hey, I sent me this request, like you better
go accept it. Like yeah, he like told me I
had to accept it, So I did, and I avoided
him for a week because I didn't know what to do.

Speaker 25 (31:46):
And then I like telling him like this isn't working,
like we can't do this.

Speaker 5 (31:50):
Oh my well.

Speaker 7 (31:52):
It's one thing to say this isn't working, but it's
another thing to say this isn't working when there is
nothing that's working, there's nothing to work. It's like what
I don't know, I don't know, you know what. It
goes back to this, and look, we're all guilty of
these voices in our head, right, We have these these
dialogues with ourselves in our heads, and we ramp ourselves

(32:15):
up thinking something's going on that's not it's not it's
not real. It's not real at all. It's like God. Anyway, Hey,
best of luck to you, Catherine. I hope you are
in a relationship now you're happily single. How you doing?

Speaker 25 (32:29):
Yeah, I'm much better now. I've been dating my boyfriend.

Speaker 16 (32:32):
For over a year.

Speaker 7 (32:33):
Now does he know you're dating a This is wondering?

Speaker 25 (32:39):
All right?

Speaker 7 (32:39):
Very good? Thanks for listening to Is Catherine?

Speaker 12 (32:42):
Love you?

Speaker 7 (32:43):
Love you? Love you more?

Speaker 12 (32:45):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (32:45):
Gary? What's up? Well?

Speaker 22 (32:46):
More?

Speaker 7 (32:47):
Along the lines of what our friend Ali was saying,
does somebody text it in? Get this exclusive?

Speaker 14 (32:53):
Means you both aren't hooking up with anyone else but
you guys aren't boyfriend and girlfriend yet. But to me,
if you're exclusive and not hooking up with anyone else,
you are, that defines boyfriend.

Speaker 9 (33:05):
Girlfriend does no no going on dates.

Speaker 7 (33:09):
Yeah, and also there's a there's a health thing. You
don't want to be like doing someone who's doing a
thousand other people, but you want to do them from
time to time and just drive them, right, Gandhi, you
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 11 (33:19):
Yeah, I think that that's probably what it is. I mean,
you can definitely have a permanent booty call and not
go out on dates. But I don't see why you
wouldn't go out on dates at that point.

Speaker 7 (33:29):
But okay, yeah, makes sense exactly. Exclusive could equal permanent
booty call like that, Right, you're screwed.

Speaker 11 (33:36):
I think it's pretty safe to say, if you're afraid
to have the conversation, or if you've never had the
conversation already, exclusive, just assume that you're not.

Speaker 7 (33:45):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I assume Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show, Elvis.

Speaker 5 (33:59):
Duran and the more.

Speaker 7 (34:02):
You know what, it's that time of year you need
to go for a walk. I mean you should that
you should be walking a year round. You're gonna get's
like a blizzard outside. It's good to get outside for
a minute. Anyway, So you go through the parks. I
know that here in New York City, we've got god
Central Park and it's all the parks. Our park system
here is just beautiful, second to none, someone would some
would say. But then you walk by that beautiful tree

(34:23):
over there, and look, here's this field of roses over here.
That over here's a drinking fountain. You stop and you
look at that, and like, who the f is going
to get near that? Or do people still drink out
of drinking fountains?

Speaker 11 (34:39):
I have a friend who did it, and we were
all so disturbed that he did it. We were like, what,
like when it was probably a month ago. Yeah, just
leaned right up to that what do they call it
a bubbla and the bubb the bubbla right leaned over
it started chugging.

Speaker 7 (34:56):
And this isn't a pandemic thing. I got nowhere near
a water fountain for years before.

Speaker 10 (35:02):
I mean, what's that pink stuff down around where the
water comes out? What is that is that mold stuff?

Speaker 2 (35:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (35:11):
Like like a water fountain, it's always like pink stuff
on the mouthpiece, like where the water comes out.

Speaker 7 (35:14):
Is that mold?

Speaker 9 (35:15):
Is it iron build up?

Speaker 7 (35:17):
Or it sounds like something going on to the metal
or something. I don't like it. You know, walking around
Madrid in Spain, there's a lot of fountains, but the
water comes out down below. So I'm assuming it's a
foot washing fountain. Am I right? Is that what that is?

Speaker 9 (35:32):
I don't know. Maybe dogs, maybe maybe like fill a
water bottle.

Speaker 7 (35:36):
No, they're too old to be for dogs because they
come from a time where people didn't really give a craft.

Speaker 10 (35:40):
But dogs, dogs have come a long way in the
last ten to fifteen years.

Speaker 7 (35:45):
They really have. You know, they have more rights than
we have in some places. But I you know, God,
but do you remember what place in your life do
you remember walking down the hall whatever? Anyway, Oh I'm
thirsty and you go over to a public bubbler whatever,
a waterfou and have a sip.

Speaker 9 (36:01):
When I was in third grade and that were the
end of it in school.

Speaker 6 (36:04):
I think schools might still have them.

Speaker 9 (36:06):
And there were always the kids that put their mouth
right on top of it stucked it out, and that's
what killed for me. In third grade.

Speaker 7 (36:11):
They would deep throat the spigott. What you were doing.
I did that. They were scary. When was the last
time you took a sip out of a public water fountain?
In high school?

Speaker 14 (36:22):
My friends and I used to play basketball and softball
in school yards and in like outdoor areas, and we
thought nothing of it because we were like sweating and
panting and like, so we would we would just come
right over to the water fountain and.

Speaker 7 (36:37):
Right right there and just chug it, chug it, chug it. Okay,
when's the last time you took a sip of water
out of a water hose in the yard? Oh? Man
la last week last summer, last weekend. That brings back
great memories for me. I just think about, you know,
being outside in the yard and you turn on the
waters to drink out of that long green hose. It's like,

(36:57):
I don't know, but you know, you didn't have five
hundred other school kids sucking on it, so you felt
a little okay, Okay, maybe the dog crapped on it.

Speaker 9 (37:06):
It's okay, some dead bugs in there, I don't know. Whatever,
you let it run for a while, you'll be okay.

Speaker 6 (37:10):
Get it all out.

Speaker 7 (37:12):
Yes, Scottie Bee wants to chime in. What's going on?

Speaker 27 (37:14):
Scotta Bee from the serial library. You would be shocked.
But I drink from water fountains all the time and
it doesn't bother me.

Speaker 22 (37:20):
What.

Speaker 7 (37:21):
Yeah, by the way, you were out two days being
sick ahead.

Speaker 27 (37:26):
There's actually there's a water fountain on the fourth floor
here that I drink from all the time. When I
need to take some Madville or something, I go right
up there and I just drink from it. We have
a water We have water fountains at iHeart. Yeah, there's
two of them on the fourth floor, right by the
bathroom that Nate goes to.

Speaker 7 (37:38):
It's so funny. You won't drink coffee out of a
coffee machine because you're afraid someone blue in it, And
you're sitting here drinking out of water fountain.

Speaker 27 (37:45):
Isn't that weird? I also drink like gallons of water
from my shower. Spiggott too, the hot water. I don't
know why, but I do.

Speaker 11 (37:52):
You are here was lecturing me the other day about
the reverse osmosis water that we have because I was
getting it, and he was telling me all the body
parts that have been in that yes, and I said, no,
absolutely not prove it.

Speaker 9 (38:04):
He couldn't even pull anything out to show me.

Speaker 7 (38:06):
Explain this to me, Scotty B. How does reverse osmosis
water have body parts in it?

Speaker 27 (38:12):
Well, there's a filtering machine back there, and I figured
there's some kind of compartment that you could open and
stick things in, but I couldn't find it.

Speaker 10 (38:18):
But who does that, Scotty who says, I'm going to
go back to the reverse osmosis machine and crammun dinner
in the Yeah?

Speaker 7 (38:26):
Who does that? Nobody?

Speaker 27 (38:27):
Nobody's doing, disgruntled overnight employee? Does it from other radio stations?

Speaker 11 (38:32):
You think they come in here, Yes, past our security
buzz their way in and put their dinger in our
osmosis water.

Speaker 7 (38:38):
I do, You're crazy? Yes I am. Yes.

Speaker 6 (38:42):
He is up to the floor and start hitting that
peepee on the thing, you know, running it.

Speaker 7 (38:48):
All up and down. He thinks they're putting used condoms
in the machine. He does, Scotty, Okay, let me run
another concept by you. I'm gonna speak about New York
City and the situation because that's where most of us are, right,
But any city, USA, wherever you are, unless you live
out in the country and you have well water, you know, right,

(39:09):
think about where that water comes from, how far it
travels how it gets up into the building you're in
and into your cup. Yes, New York City, we all
believe is some of the best water we've ever had
growing up. I think New York City water is fantastic.
It really is. And there are some bakers that argue
that the best pizza crust and the best bagels come

(39:33):
from New York City water for whatever reason. But think
about where it comes from. It comes from I guess
upstate New York somewhere, and it comes down these yeah,
the catskills. It comes down these long tubes all the
way to New York City. It goes I'm to assuming
to some plant somewhere. I don't I don't know how
it works, but it ends up coming down under seventh Avenue.

(39:53):
Oh God. Then it turns left on fourteenth Street, that
turns right on under sixth Avenue. The water at that
point's going the wrong way because sixth Avenue is one
way going up.

Speaker 6 (40:04):
Somebody should tell that water.

Speaker 7 (40:06):
The water comes to this building, which was built in
the early nineteen hundreds. It comes into this building, it
somehow gets up to the third floor and comes out
that water spigot down the hall and you drink it.

Speaker 27 (40:19):
Yeah, at it. I have another question the toilet wastewater.
Does that come back into the drinking water somehow does
it get filtered?

Speaker 7 (40:30):
And then where does that go? Doesn't it? Doesn't it
go to a filtration plant somewhere. So we're drinking water
water too, water treatment. You know what everything has been
in the water you're drinking. The whole point is how
they catch all that stuff and filter it out. Isn't
that the point? Right?

Speaker 1 (40:44):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (40:45):
I mean I'm I'm not very well learned when it
comes to the topic.

Speaker 14 (40:49):
Great water documentary on Netflix which I saw during the
pandemic and I forgot.

Speaker 7 (40:52):
I'm trying to google it right now. So good. It
talked about all of this stuff.

Speaker 6 (40:56):
Elvis, That's why poland spring is my best friend, because
I would use that for everything, my coffee, my desk,
thank you nothing, what poop.

Speaker 10 (41:06):
And a friend of mine sink was broken one time,
so he took the lid off his toilet. He would
brush his teeth with the water in the top of
the toilet tank and he said, it's it's clean. It's
the same. He's like, it's the same water that comes
out of the fossil. It's just in a different holding cell.

Speaker 7 (41:21):
No, it's connected to the bowl.

Speaker 10 (41:22):
Yeah, yeah, but when it comes in there it's clean.

Speaker 6 (41:25):
Ye, you know, the bowls clean and the top doesn't.

Speaker 10 (41:28):
Have nobody craps in the top. That's what do they
call that good pupper deck? I don't think it can,
can it unless someone blows the dirty water up into
the cold.

Speaker 28 (41:41):
You do have to put something in your tank occasionally
because there can be fungus.

Speaker 7 (41:45):
Or moldly grows in it. Don't drink his teeth, you
know what? A text message came in. This is very interesting,
crazy thought. There is no new water in the world.
It's all recycled. True. True water evaporates, goes up into
the atmosphere, comes back down. Correct.

Speaker 6 (42:00):
Yeah, that's correct.

Speaker 7 (42:01):
So you can go do whatever you want in that
little puddle up front. You're gonna be drinking it in
a couple of days. What else? You're the learned one
as far as water goes. I love using the word learned, Nate,
What give us more interesting? What you said?

Speaker 28 (42:15):
You're technically drinking the same water a caveman did thousands
and thousands of years ago, is the same water a
dinosaur did.

Speaker 7 (42:21):
It's all recycled. It's the great cycle of life.

Speaker 10 (42:25):
Really.

Speaker 28 (42:26):
But the New York City water system that you were
talking about, that's up by me in Westchester. There's the
Croton Reservoir, and then there's also the cat Skills where
they have a ton of water and it's one point
one billion gallons of water a day.

Speaker 7 (42:41):
Wow, that New York City, you know. Yeah, so, but
I like your point you're making. We're drinking the same
water a caveman once. I love that zipped on.

Speaker 6 (42:50):
And a dinosaur.

Speaker 9 (42:51):
I love thinking a dinosaur drank my water. I imped
it out and I'm drinking it now.

Speaker 10 (42:54):
So it's possible that I drank some water that Tom
Brady drank.

Speaker 7 (42:58):
Yes, yes, it's probably factual, the water he pooped it.

Speaker 10 (43:06):
Yeah, what about it? It could be his pee.

Speaker 7 (43:08):
I could be having urine therapy with Tom Brady and
not even knowing it's true. If you could be drinking
Ben Franklin's we we.

Speaker 10 (43:17):
I mean, I've been to the same stadium as Tom
Brady a couple of times, so chances are I could.

Speaker 7 (43:20):
It's it's I don't think it recycles that fast, but
you know, but just think about people around the world.
There could be someone like taking a pee in Paris, Paris, France.

Speaker 5 (43:33):
We we.

Speaker 7 (43:36):
In Paris, and then you know what, a year later,
you're drinking it.

Speaker 10 (43:39):
I love it.

Speaker 7 (43:40):
Elvis.

Speaker 10 (43:40):
Who's the famous person that you hope that you have
had their recycled potty water and you've now drank it?

Speaker 7 (43:46):
I would think Liza Minelli? Is that so wrong?

Speaker 29 (43:52):
No, no.

Speaker 10 (43:55):
Worse than me hoping it's Tom Brady.

Speaker 7 (43:59):
Well, this is definitely the conversation you have after smoking weed.
I don't know what's going on here. And now Gandhi
with the news. What's happening right now?

Speaker 11 (44:09):
President Biden reportedly told Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin NETANYAHUO that
the US will not participate in any airstrike on Iran.
This is happening on the heels of Iran sending a
volley of over three hundred drones and missiles targeted throughout
Israel in response to an apparent Israeli strike on an
Iranian consulate in Syria that happened April first, killing twelve people,

(44:29):
including two generals. All but a few of the weapons
launched by Iran were intercepted by Israel and its allies,
including the US. It's another week of severe weather for
large portions of the country and it's already started. Official
storm predictions estimate that the weather causing problems throughout tomorrow
will impact seventy million people across.

Speaker 9 (44:47):
The Midwest and the Northeast. While the risk of severe
weather covers a large area.

Speaker 11 (44:52):
These strongest storms from this system are expected to impact
areas from Des Moines, Iowa to Columbia, Missouri tomorrow afternoon.
And finally, the student cancelation notices are coming in fast
and furious. President Biden's administration announced that another seven point
four billion dollars in student debt for two hundred and
seventy seven thousand borrowers will be canceled. With the latest announcement,

(45:13):
the White House says it's forgiven around one hundred and
fifty three billion dollars in debt for four point three
million borrowers so far. Keep your eyes on your emails
if you are part of the two hundred and six
thousand enrolled in the Save Plan, over sixty five thousand
in income repayment plans, and forty six hundred through public
service loan forgiveness.

Speaker 9 (45:32):
And those are your three things I want to.

Speaker 7 (45:35):
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Speaker 7 (46:20):
Come on, wake up, Wake up.

Speaker 5 (46:21):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, I.

Speaker 7 (46:25):
Sent this TikTok video to Gandhi Danielle. Yeah, and it's
this hot guy right right without his shirt on. Hold
on there he is right there, and look here's his
fifty two year old dad. What the reason I sent it?
It looks like he looks like Brandon to me. This
is so, And this is the fifteen year old dad
without his shirt on with it.

Speaker 9 (46:44):
I'll take that dad.

Speaker 7 (46:45):
What can you imagine?

Speaker 9 (46:46):
That's not a dad bod?

Speaker 6 (46:47):
That's for damn sure.

Speaker 7 (46:48):
That's not holy. It is not my dad bod? Can
you imagine? I also sent you an article the other
day or something about cheating. Yes, emotional cheating versus physical cheating. Yes,
And I believe in the article if I'm not mistaken.
There are some people who say I would rather you
cheat on me physically with someone than being emotionally tied

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to someone.

Speaker 9 (47:11):
I'm one of those people.

Speaker 7 (47:13):
First of all, just for the record, I don't want
anyone cheating on me, but.

Speaker 11 (47:18):
If I had to pick one, I would rather be
physically cheated on than emotionally cheated on.

Speaker 8 (47:23):
See.

Speaker 6 (47:24):
I've got a problem with this because I think that
even if it's just physical, there's still a little bit
of an emotion there. There has to be. I don't
care whether it's just that you're they just banged it.

Speaker 11 (47:38):
I think men and women are so different about that stuff.
I think guys can bang it out with nothing attached.
I think women have a harder time doing that. Some
definitely can, but I.

Speaker 9 (47:46):
Think that guys can definitely get down that way.

Speaker 7 (47:48):
So as far as emotional cheating goes, yes, I mean,
I'm sorry we didn't have sex or anything. I just
needed a shoulder to cry on. I needed someone to
be there for me. If your partner tells you that, well,
first of all, why were you not there for them?

Speaker 5 (48:07):
Right?

Speaker 7 (48:07):
Why or why did they think you weren't there for them?
What's going on there?

Speaker 11 (48:11):
I just think that that emotional cheating, that bond is
stronger because it's a personality thing, and you can't just,
you know, get over somebody's personality. You can get over
having sex with somebody and move on.

Speaker 5 (48:21):
But I don't know.

Speaker 11 (48:21):
I would be really hurt if if Brandon came home
one day and was like, I just been hanging out
with this other girl and she's really cool and she's
fun and I love her personality and I just like
being around her.

Speaker 9 (48:31):
That would hurt my feelings a lot more.

Speaker 7 (48:32):
Really, Yes, so you can you're saying that it is possible,
maybe not in Daniel's mind, anyway, it is possible to
actually just bang it out with someone and then totally
forget them ding I forgot all about that.

Speaker 11 (48:46):
I don't want to man explain to the men in
here I think that it is. I do think that
men are less less attached that way.

Speaker 6 (48:52):
I think you should keep it in your pants. Well,
you keep your emotions in your head exactly bring them
back to me.

Speaker 5 (48:58):
Thank you.

Speaker 7 (48:59):
There was recently. It was a celebrity that was quoted,
and I wish I remember who it was who said that.
You know, they would much rather find out that their
partner physically cheated on them than emotionally cheating.

Speaker 9 (49:08):
I definitely okay.

Speaker 6 (49:09):
Now, if they do cheat on you, do you want
it to be someone uglier than you? Or someone hotter
than you?

Speaker 7 (49:13):
That doesn't matter, be hotter. You want them to be
hot it doesn't matter.

Speaker 6 (49:16):
I want them to be hotter as well. You know,
I won't feel that as bad about myself.

Speaker 7 (49:19):
Everyone's hotter than me anyway, so it's not it pretty
much the only answer to that.

Speaker 11 (49:23):
Do any think too what the emotional side of things?
Like you could get drunk one night and hook up
with somebody and like, oops, that's whatever. The emotional thing
takes a long time, and then you have this bond
and then it's kind of like actively lying to somebody
every day or at least keeping a secret.

Speaker 7 (49:39):
God, why are we in relationships? This just drives me nuts.
The possibilities I know.

Speaker 11 (49:44):
And everyone's definition of what emotional cheating is is so different,
because some people will just say, like, a very good
friendship with somebody of the opposite sex should not happen.
I don't think that that's necessarily the case either. But
if you're talking about things that are intimate with somebody
who's not your partner, and things that you don't share
with your partner, maybe something to think about.

Speaker 6 (50:01):
If you can't show your partner the text messages that
I think you share with each other or whatever I think,
then that's an issue. Like Froggy and I say stupid
crap to each other all the time, and I run
to Sheldon, Look what Froggy say. He's such a jerk,
Like that's we have this really cool relationship that we
can do that. Yea, But certain people I think overstep
the line.

Speaker 7 (50:20):
Is what if you didn't share those with Sheldon? Would
that be would that be kind of a I don't
think he.

Speaker 6 (50:26):
Would, because there are some that I don't show him.
But I don't think he'd get upset about it because
it's froggy and he just knows how we are and
we have this dumbass just you know, right, what.

Speaker 7 (50:35):
Do you think frogs in this emotional relationship with Danielle?
I want to hear what side of this is.

Speaker 10 (50:42):
I think if you do anything when you're not with
your significant other that you wouldn't do if they were
sitting right there with you, or if you say something
you wouldn't say if they were right there, then that's
a problem. And so if you run it through that
filter of hey, would I do this, would I say this,
would I act this way if my significant other was
here with me? If I wouldn't do that, then you

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probably shouldn't be doing relationships.

Speaker 12 (51:05):
I do it.

Speaker 7 (51:06):
Of course, relationships are frightening. I mean, that's the thing
when you meet someone and you know that there's a
connection here, I really like this person. There's a part
of you thinking, oh God, here we go. I'm gonna
give them my heart. They're gonna break it. I mean,
but that's scary. That's that leap of faith you take
when you date someone, when you marry them, it's the

(51:28):
leap of faith anyway. So cheating is cheating emotionally or physical.
Do we all agree, all in favor.

Speaker 22 (51:34):
Say I.

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Speaker 5 (52:50):
Don't answer the phone Elvis durand Elvis.

Speaker 7 (52:53):
Duran phone tab All right, Terry's on the phone, and
what you got going on? Today.

Speaker 29 (52:58):
Okay, Well, I have a real jealous boyfriends. He doesn't
like it, but he knows that me and my girls
go out and we went to this place Suba on Saturday,
and I want you to say that you met me
there and the two of us really hit it off
or whatever. So you're calling him up basically to let
him know, you know that he and I are no
longer and it's now it's you and me.

Speaker 7 (53:19):
Any special reason why you want us to do this?

Speaker 29 (53:21):
Because he's ridiculously jealous, and just to kind of throw
that in his face, you know, hang out.

Speaker 7 (53:25):
We're gonna call him now.

Speaker 20 (53:26):
Okay, Hello, Hey is this Jim?

Speaker 15 (53:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (53:33):
This Jim A. What's up?

Speaker 8 (53:34):
Man?

Speaker 7 (53:35):
This is Willie?

Speaker 22 (53:36):
Willie? Who will he do?

Speaker 8 (53:37):
Well?

Speaker 7 (53:37):
Listen door d E w A R.

Speaker 22 (53:41):
Yeah, what can I do for you?

Speaker 7 (53:42):
Your girlfriend didn't have the heart to call you, so
I figured i'd call for her.

Speaker 14 (53:46):
She met me at Suba over the weekend and she
gave me your cell phone number and I bought our
a couple of beers and things went really well between us.

Speaker 7 (53:53):
We have a lot in common.

Speaker 22 (53:55):
Yeah, so big deal. Congratulations, What do you want from me?

Speaker 7 (53:58):
I wanted to see her again is what I wanted
to do.

Speaker 22 (54:00):
You want to you got some case pal.

Speaker 7 (54:02):
We hung out for like two hours. We're talking all
about you.

Speaker 22 (54:05):
She was talking about me to you. What's your name? Willie? Yes,
I'm gonna tell you this once. Okay, Willie, You go
near her, you call her, you step anywhere close to her,
and I'll run you in a circle. Do you understand me?

Speaker 7 (54:16):
Listen?

Speaker 22 (54:17):
No, no, no, I don't listen to you. You don't
call me up and tell me what's going on with
my girlfriend in my life?

Speaker 7 (54:22):
Okay, listen. I'm from Owe Park. Okay, I know some
people too.

Speaker 23 (54:25):
Really yeah, really?

Speaker 20 (54:27):
All right?

Speaker 22 (54:27):
What do you want to do? You want to have
our people meet now when I have to sit down lunch? Well,
what do you want? I don't care who you know
or what you think you know. You don't know me,
you know what you know? I'll tell you what. I'm
gonna find out who you are. Okay, I'll find out
who you are. You come back, you call me up
and you talk to me about my girlfriend like this.
You have the boss to call me up and tell
me my girlfriend's a piece act.

Speaker 14 (54:48):
She wants her stuff back, by the way, she wants
her stuff back.

Speaker 22 (54:51):
I'll tell you what, Willie. Why don't you come pick
it up for How's that?

Speaker 7 (54:54):
That sounds like a plan.

Speaker 8 (54:55):
Where do you live?

Speaker 22 (54:55):
Pie? What'd you find out from her? Where I live?

Speaker 5 (54:59):
I hear her?

Speaker 22 (54:59):
Big? Now, come here and pick up for stuff I'll
give you on a baseball bat. That's what I'll give you.

Speaker 7 (55:04):
I think I'll do that.

Speaker 14 (55:04):
I need some new action for the summer. She obviously
is not in love with you anymore.

Speaker 22 (55:10):
Man, you want, you're gonna call me up and bust
my balls like this?

Speaker 7 (55:13):
Or she wants to see about other people.

Speaker 14 (55:15):
I don't care. I don't mind sharing. Who do you
think you are so we can't both see her?

Speaker 22 (55:19):
Yeah? Wait, I think I know you. I think I
know you?

Speaker 7 (55:23):
Who am I?

Speaker 5 (55:24):
You?

Speaker 22 (55:24):
Son of a bitch? You talking about your spirit cat?
Aren't you? This is the one, isn't it? This is
a phone, son of a bitch? You son of a bitch. Actually,
you think you're funny. You're the weasle you did that
birthday right right?

Speaker 7 (55:41):
I know you.

Speaker 22 (55:42):
You think you're really funny, don't you.

Speaker 30 (55:44):
Terry Jimmy, Hey, Jimmy, Tom down.

Speaker 22 (55:49):
Are you here too? You're part of this? Jimmy, Let
me tell you something. I know who you work, you
son of a bitch. I know who you work. I
went to that concert with her last week, that Michelle
Branston you put on right, yeah, yeah, And you think
it's funny. You call me and give me a heart
attack like this. I just carry you and I will
talk about this later. But you know what, You're a scumback.

Speaker 31 (56:08):
Hey, Jimmy, you call me Jimmy Miller and you give.

Speaker 22 (56:11):
Me a thought attack in the middle of the day
because you think it's a joke. You play games with
people's lives. Let me tell you something. I'm gonna come
down and I'm gonna break your neck.

Speaker 14 (56:19):
In all honesty, Jimmy, it was her idea. She actually
emailed us. I'll read you the email.

Speaker 22 (56:23):
Oh you're gonna blame my girlfriend. Now you're big man,
Oh you big, big funny radio guy. You're gonna blame
my girlfriend.

Speaker 7 (56:29):
We're not gonna eric bro, We're not gonna air it.

Speaker 22 (56:31):
You're not gonna air anything, because I'm gonna come down.
I want to mop the floor with you, you low
life dude.

Speaker 14 (56:35):
I swear to god, she called us like seven times
she wanted us to do this. I was at my
studio and I was actually sitting here.

Speaker 22 (56:41):
Oh you're big, mister Innison. Now, you're big, mister Innison. Oh,
I played games people's lives. But hey, it's not my fall. Oh,
I got no responsibility.

Speaker 30 (56:48):
Jimmy, he's Jimmy.

Speaker 29 (56:50):
It was my idea.

Speaker 22 (56:51):
You know, maybe maybe my girl friend and I were
having real trouble.

Speaker 7 (56:54):
You know that. I don't know that. I can only
know the email that that she sent me, Okay, that
we received.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 22 (56:59):
But you know what, maybe she did a homework. Maybe
you should try and find out, you said.

Speaker 30 (57:05):
I think you're getting a little out of hand over this.

Speaker 14 (57:08):
Hey, listen, guys, guys, guys, guys, listen. In all honesty,
you and I swear and I'm being I'm talking to
you from the heart.

Speaker 18 (57:13):
Bro.

Speaker 7 (57:14):
We we sit here.

Speaker 22 (57:15):
We want to tear your heart on your chest. Bro. Okay,
I'm not your bro.

Speaker 7 (57:20):
I apologize. We're not going to airpology. We want to
send you, guys to a concerting.

Speaker 22 (57:25):
Your concert. What that supposed to make up to me?

Speaker 32 (57:27):
Now?

Speaker 14 (57:27):
No, but that's part of that's part of the deal.

Speaker 7 (57:30):
I mean, this is listen, let me tell you something.
This is Elvis's show and we are all.

Speaker 22 (57:35):
To go give Elvis because I want to talk to
someone with some authority, not some little bleezer like you.
You know what, if I were you, I'd find a
nice little sales job someplace because you're not safe. Oh hey,
we got an email. Hey, shut up, I'm just you know,
I'm just going she send me an email?

Speaker 8 (57:49):
Bro?

Speaker 29 (57:49):
Hey, bro, you think I'm so sorry about this?

Speaker 22 (57:53):
Your god, you're playing games with people in New York Treaty.
There's millions of people here and you never know who
you're dealing with.

Speaker 30 (57:58):
It was my idea because I think that you're just
a little bit jealous, and I thought it might be a.

Speaker 6 (58:03):
Way to point it out to you.

Speaker 22 (58:04):
This is your way of pointing out to me that
I'm jealous by making me more Jealous's wrong with you?
What are you thinking?

Speaker 18 (58:10):
Hey?

Speaker 22 (58:10):
Hey, I don't think you can swim here. Let me
throw you in the pool to see if I'm right.
What the hell's the matter with you?

Speaker 7 (58:15):
Hello? Hello, this is Elvis. Who's this carry Elvis?

Speaker 29 (58:20):
I'm so sorry about this.

Speaker 22 (58:22):
He just went off.

Speaker 7 (58:23):
Well, hold on second, what happened? Who are you are?

Speaker 26 (58:26):
You?

Speaker 7 (58:26):
Guys are doing a phone tap?

Speaker 22 (58:28):
Yeah, he's doing one of your stupid phone calls for me,
and you know this little weagle, but this face into
my life in the middle of the afternoon one day
out of nowhere and start telling me sleeping with my girlfriend,
telling me my relationship is over, run down there and
I want to kill him.

Speaker 7 (58:42):
Hold on, what's your name, Jimmy, he's.

Speaker 30 (58:45):
Jim I set this up.

Speaker 21 (58:47):
My name is Terry.

Speaker 30 (58:48):
I'm the one who set this up.

Speaker 29 (58:49):
I set the whole thing up.

Speaker 12 (58:50):
Like he's going off on scary.

Speaker 30 (58:51):
It's not scary, you know.

Speaker 5 (58:53):
I mean, I'm the one I want to.

Speaker 22 (58:54):
Know it is scary. It is scary.

Speaker 7 (58:57):
Can you hold on one second?

Speaker 22 (58:58):
Yeah, go ahead, hold on?

Speaker 7 (58:59):
Say what has he said to you?

Speaker 14 (59:01):
He's made some serious threats, Like what did he say?
He's saying that he's gonna white the floors of me.
He's gonna rip my heart.

Speaker 7 (59:06):
Out of my chest.

Speaker 14 (59:07):
He's got to have security. He was here for the
Michelle Branch thing last week with his girlfriend, the two
of them. He knows who the studios are, everything, he.

Speaker 7 (59:14):
Knows where we are. He was in here with you,
all right, all right? Hold on, hold hello hello, Yeah,
I'm sorry about that. So Jimmy Scary says that you
made some threats against him.

Speaker 22 (59:26):
Threats. Yeah, what are you gonna call your lawyer? Now
it's gonna be too late.

Speaker 7 (59:30):
Did you make some physical threats against Scary?

Speaker 22 (59:33):
Oh me? No, you know what, Elvis, you take your
best shot if you got it on tape. If you don't,
I said nothing.

Speaker 7 (59:38):
Terry wanted to play a joke on you, and yes,
my idea. She sent us an email, so I mean
no offense, but I mean she wants She instigated the
whole thing. So if you want to be mad at someone,
maybe you should be mad at Terry.

Speaker 22 (59:50):
First of all, don't you start to do Elvis, don't
tell me who I should be mad at. But I
don't think that this little weasel should be calling people
up and playing games and going there. Some my fault. Hey,
they called me, feel me. You know what, No one
takes me responsibility. He's gonna pay for what he does.

Speaker 7 (01:00:04):
He's gonna pay.

Speaker 22 (01:00:05):
Hell, I'm gonna tell you one thing. You better triple
team him. Okay, what.

Speaker 7 (01:00:10):
Do you mean by that?

Speaker 22 (01:00:11):
What are you gonna have that five hundred pound guys
on him?

Speaker 7 (01:00:13):
Let's let's just calm down. Okay. I know that you
don't mean any of this.

Speaker 30 (01:00:18):
He doesn't. He's just it's all talk.

Speaker 7 (01:00:20):
You don't think so, Jimmy, do me a favor, repeat
after me. Scary, you've been phone tapped.

Speaker 8 (01:00:26):
You hear, You've been fine, You've been bone tapped. You've
been tapped, you been ba This is not funny.

Speaker 7 (01:00:43):
This is hold on. Get Jimmy, Get Jimmy back on
the line. Jimmy, is there anything you want to say too? Scary?

Speaker 8 (01:00:49):
I love you.

Speaker 22 (01:00:49):
I'm gonna come get you.

Speaker 7 (01:00:54):
That's Terry and Jimmy. Everyone, Terry and Jimmy's.

Speaker 5 (01:00:58):
Just the Elvis Duran's phone tap.

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Speaker 9 (01:03:53):
There was a song in Elvis's head the other day.

Speaker 8 (01:03:55):
It was.

Speaker 10 (01:03:58):
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Speaker 6 (01:04:33):
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Speaker 21 (01:04:37):
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Speaker 22 (01:04:48):
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Speaker 7 (01:04:48):
Here's another one. Yeah, you'll never get this. Yeah, it's
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I wrote with the dude, how wow, oh my god,

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Speaker 21 (01:05:28):
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Speaker 2 (01:05:55):
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Speaker 7 (01:05:57):
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Speaker 17 (01:06:05):
I can hear it in my head.

Speaker 4 (01:06:06):
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One of my favorite songs, number ten right about now?

Speaker 31 (01:06:38):
Is it funk showed Broly?

Speaker 25 (01:06:39):
How you saying right about now?

Speaker 9 (01:06:43):
This is a tough name.

Speaker 7 (01:06:45):
Yeah, you know what. I'm gonna give it to you,
Rockefeller Skink. So so now you have to twenty bucks.
Here we have a song number song number eleven. Oh wow,
remember that one's good sir, eye blind?

Speaker 21 (01:07:05):
Oh turn live ye wow?

Speaker 7 (01:07:12):
Up to thirty books, thirty books. Here we go. Here's
song number twelve. Oh but a great song.

Speaker 10 (01:07:21):
That's one more young.

Speaker 7 (01:07:25):
You know it? Danielle bitter sweet Symphony.

Speaker 33 (01:07:31):
Wow a roll, another great song? Forty dollars. Alright, here's
an easy one for you.

Speaker 7 (01:07:47):
What's that?

Speaker 6 (01:07:49):
I don't know, Addy, you don't.

Speaker 7 (01:07:51):
Know that no, you do, really you do?

Speaker 26 (01:07:54):
You do?

Speaker 7 (01:07:55):
What is it?

Speaker 22 (01:07:58):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
I don't.

Speaker 7 (01:07:59):
That's called Billy Billy Jean by Michael Jackson. Hello, you
got it right? You down to thirty thirty? Here is
uh from the first Beat song number fourteen.

Speaker 21 (01:08:21):
Yeah, oh coolios culias.

Speaker 9 (01:08:27):
That they just appeal to work the song.

Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
Yeah, I got it?

Speaker 7 (01:08:30):
Good going so never forty? All right, we have one
more left, Ashley. You're a forty dollars. If you get
this next one right, we're gonna give you one hundred dollars. Ashley,
you got it all right, you're ready? Here we go.

Speaker 22 (01:08:49):
Oh that's Whitney Houston. I will always love you.

Speaker 10 (01:08:52):
Yes, you just won.

Speaker 7 (01:09:03):
Actually, do you know it? Thank you so much to us.
Oh my god, do you want to trade that in
for what's behind door number two? Or do you want
to keep your hundred dollars?

Speaker 6 (01:09:16):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (01:09:18):
Always trade gambler?

Speaker 7 (01:09:20):
Oh no, gambler. All right, damn you you almost won
a two hundred and fifty dollars gift card.

Speaker 6 (01:09:29):
But I'm not a gambler.

Speaker 15 (01:09:30):
I just said I never said my final answer.

Speaker 7 (01:09:35):
Your final answer was no, Okay, I tell you what
we love You were going to give you two hundred
and fifty dollars. No, thank you, we love you more, Danielle.
What's going on?

Speaker 6 (01:09:45):
So Prince Harry's polo team won over the weekend, and
of course his wife Megan Markle was there, and it
looks like they caught her on camera refusing to let
a woman stand next to him for a picture. Now,
the footage was shared to Instagram and the we're all
posing for photos with the team, and it looks like
she's asking this woman to move when she attempted to
stand next to the duke. This unnamed woman did move

(01:10:09):
and it was a little awkward, but it did happen,
So who knows. I'm sure we'll find out more about
that story. So the met Gala is going down in
early May, and of course this year's theme is Garden
of Time, and already the guest list is filled with
lots of celebrities that are amazing. Zendia, Chris Hemsworth, Bad Bunny,
Jennifer Lopez, and of course the list goes on and on.

(01:10:30):
I can't wait to see what everybody wears. And of
course this weekend, the first weekend of Coachella, it's officially wrapped,
so many amazing things happened. I mean, one thing everybody's
talking about is no doubt getting back together. And of
course Olivia Rodrigo coming out on stage with them, and
Lana del Ray was there bringing out Billie Eilish. So
many cool things happened to at Coachella. Can't wait to

(01:10:51):
see what happens this weekend. And Josh Gadd is directing
a bio pic on Chris Barley starring Paul Walter Hauser
from Cobra Kai and Blackbird, So I'll keep you posted
on all of that. And what are we watching the
Voice American Idol, so you think you can dance Deal
or No Deal Island, And of course your NCIS shows
as well. That's my Danielle Report. Next hour, we are

(01:11:13):
going to talk about our boy Jelly Roll and we
have a little update on his weight loss. He's doing
so great.

Speaker 7 (01:11:20):
It's so weird, you know, it's so obvious that we
have this universal connection that we truly cannot explain. Our
energy is connected. We're connected through the stars, to the ocean,
the waves, whatever. I don't know. I just know it's
the same as you know, if you work in an
emergency room at a hospital, you know that on a
full moon night, you're gonna have a full house because

(01:11:42):
everyone goes a little nutty and ends up in the
emergency room with the light bulb up or butt or whatever.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:11:48):
So what.

Speaker 7 (01:11:49):
So last night I was having these crazy dreams, wild dreams.
It was a restless night. And in the middle of
the night. Look, Alex likes to mess around with me,
and you know, he's just a prankster whatever. In the
middle of the night, I guess he went he got
up to go to the bathroom, and he was coming
back and he started like hugging me and like tickling me.

(01:12:11):
And then I'm like, get off of me, go to bed.
So he went to bed. Come to find out later
he never got up in the middle of the night.
Someone someone was like diddling with me. Oh well, not
not in that way, but it was It was as
real as real could be. Yeah, I was hugged by
a person last night in my bed.

Speaker 6 (01:12:29):
Don't people say they've had sex with ghosts, So maybe
this was a hucky ghost.

Speaker 7 (01:12:34):
Yeah, I don't know what's going on. I don't know.
So I'm convinced someone was visiting me in my sleepless night. Wow,
it's e.

Speaker 9 (01:12:44):
Was it like a nice, warm feeling hug or were
you kind of creeped out by it?

Speaker 7 (01:12:47):
No, it was more of like a you know, it
was like like a prankster thing. It was more like
a hey, I'm like, get off of me. Go oh wow,
so weird. And then Danielle went for a bike ride
with her or what was out with her kid last night?
What'd you see?

Speaker 6 (01:13:01):
So we were driving the soccer practice Preston and I
and we both look at each other at the same
time and I go, did you just see that? And
he said yeah, and he go was that a real person?
He goes, I don't think so. It was this weird
person with a white like their face was so white,
driving a bicycle over a grassy hill. And I said,

(01:13:21):
first of all, you don't ride a bike over there,
and second of all, that's not a human. And he's like, oh,
I totally agree with you. He goes, that was so weird.
So I am convinced we saw a ghost.

Speaker 7 (01:13:32):
So daniel are we convinced that last night was the
night that they are trying to reach out to us?
Maybe someone's out there trying to reach out to us
and make connection. I'm telling you right now. It's as
real as real convened. Yeah, because it's never happened to you.
You don't believe it. I get it, I understand, all right.
Any nay sayers on the show, Oh no, I fully
believe you guys are being visited by ghosts and it's

(01:13:53):
freaking me out. Of course Nate doesn't believe it. Oh well, listen,
who was probed by an alien?

Speaker 22 (01:13:58):
One?

Speaker 7 (01:13:58):
Actually? True? True?

Speaker 28 (01:14:00):
You guys didn't have any sort of substances. You didn't
have any waxes, lemonade or anything.

Speaker 8 (01:14:05):
He didn't like.

Speaker 6 (01:14:06):
My twelve year old son had wax his lemonade.

Speaker 7 (01:14:10):
None, no, no, no, no, no no. We had a
quiet night and went to bed. No, no, no, no,
I'm telling you there was someone visiting me in my
sleep last night. I'm telling you there was someone dead
driving a bicycle in front of Danielle.

Speaker 6 (01:14:22):
And her son was telling you creepy.

Speaker 7 (01:14:26):
All right, all right, don't believe if you don't want it,
that's okay, fine, Look at believe you're not saying a word.

Speaker 10 (01:14:31):
Hold on, I'm not doubting you at all. I'm not
doubting either one of you. No, I really am not.

Speaker 6 (01:14:35):
You know who would doubt this. My husband, he doesn't
believe any of this stuff. He doesn't want to hear
what he doesn't believe. I'm like, whatever you have to.
My mother said, when she dies, she is going to
haunt the hell out of him so that he finally believes.

Speaker 7 (01:14:48):
Well, you know, here's the thing about believing this. But
these things have happened to me from time to time,
and I'm still not one hundred percent convinced. Oh really,
I know, Well no, I just maybe it's that part
of me that just doesn't want to go all the
way and believe it.

Speaker 6 (01:15:02):
And it's happened to me so much that I have
to believe. Like in my mom's house going down those stairs,
where something stopped me from going all the way down
those stairs and I just couldn't go any further.

Speaker 5 (01:15:13):
I don't know what it was.

Speaker 6 (01:15:14):
And then in the middle of the night, the footsteps
that I always would hear that I am said, there.

Speaker 7 (01:15:18):
Is there is stuff, there's stuff.

Speaker 10 (01:15:20):
Yeah, frog what I was never really a big believer,
And one of the one of the most real ones
I encountered was at your house when I saw the
little kid in the window. Yeah, I know that I
saw what I saw. Nobody could ever convince me that
I didn't see it. And number two, you can't explain it.
So since I can't explain what happened, that's why I.

Speaker 7 (01:15:39):
Do believe it's the little kid in the window. I
haven't seen that was weird, man. And I don't think
that was a kid hugging me last night. It felt
more like an adult.

Speaker 6 (01:15:47):
Sorry, maybe tonight they're going to go to first base.

Speaker 5 (01:15:49):
You don't know that.

Speaker 7 (01:15:52):
Uh, all right, Okay, With that said, we move on
the reason I bring it up. I'm wondering if anyone
else out there had like a weird thing last night
and they're like, well, I'm gonna tell anyone, because they'll
think I'm cuckoo, like those cuckoos on the radio. Fruit
Bunch of fruitcakes, whatever, Gandhi.

Speaker 11 (01:16:07):
I don't know if this counts as a cuckoo experience,
but I told you I've been having some really strange
dreams lately. I had one about Nate right before he
stepped on the whatever sea urchin.

Speaker 1 (01:16:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:16:17):
So the other day I was taking a nap and
I just had this.

Speaker 11 (01:16:20):
Really strange feeling because there was a pick just standing up,
like a hair pic standing up on the teeth of
it by itself.

Speaker 9 (01:16:26):
So I was like, oh, that's weird. It just woke
me up.

Speaker 7 (01:16:28):
So I shot up.

Speaker 11 (01:16:28):
I go into the bathroom and my comb was sitting
the exact same way. Oh, just standing on its teeth.

Speaker 7 (01:16:35):
Why one of those weird, stupid things. You just can't
explain it, so you just move on. But you know
something's going one one, Hi Phil, Hi, what's going on?

Speaker 2 (01:16:44):
Guys?

Speaker 16 (01:16:44):
How are you doing today?

Speaker 7 (01:16:45):
Well, you know, having one of those weird mornings, trying
to explain things that happened to us last night. So
Phil does paranormal investigations. Oh, I love that I do, right, So, uh, Phil,
I mean, is it common for a lot of people
to experience the same, like the same type of thing
on the same night, Like there's something going on everywhere universally.

Speaker 16 (01:17:04):
It could be because of the fact that there is
a full moon out. It also away that the veil
is a lot less, so more spiritual things can happen
that type of way, all right, So some stuff like
that can happens.

Speaker 7 (01:17:20):
I think it's strange. What's the last thing you saw
in your line of work that made you go okay?
Once again? Proof it's right?

Speaker 8 (01:17:28):
Here.

Speaker 16 (01:17:29):
So one of the things was I actually was in
Katie's Pub and that's out on Long Island and wound
up happening was I let my rampods sit down. It
started flashing constantly, and I kept asking the.

Speaker 7 (01:17:39):
Ghost questions what was flashing?

Speaker 16 (01:17:41):
What It's called the rempod. It's where the magnetic field
gets interrupted. So when that magnetive field gets interrupted, lights
will flicker. I was communicating with the spirit that way,
and then after a while I felt something grab my
shoulder and Drege's hand right down my back.

Speaker 7 (01:17:57):
Now do they do? They sell those on Amazon? I
want one.

Speaker 16 (01:18:01):
You can get it on Amazon or ghost shop dot com.

Speaker 7 (01:18:04):
Oh really, rampod hold on?

Speaker 6 (01:18:06):
Oh my gosh, are you like Ed and Lorraine from
The Conjuring?

Speaker 7 (01:18:09):
Do you do stuff like that?

Speaker 22 (01:18:11):
No?

Speaker 16 (01:18:11):
I didn't dive that deep into that because I kind
of stay as far away as negativity as I possibly can,
because if you get something demonic that comes near you,
you never get rid of them.

Speaker 7 (01:18:23):
Yeah, it look scary, still works here, you know what
I'm saying. All Right, Well, thank you for listening to us. Phil,
have a great day, stay stay safe out there, because
you don't know what. Thank you very much at Kate's
pub Right, good, So much happening today, Let's get into
the latest news from Kandi. What's going on?

Speaker 11 (01:18:42):
Starting today, stargazers in the Northern Hemisphere can try to
catch a glimpse of one of the oldest known meteor showers.
The Lyrics meteor Shower, which has been viewed by humans
annually for nearly twenty seven hundred years. Starts April fifteenth
and lasts until April twenty ninth. An ideal conditions, viewers
can spot around ten to fifteen metior per hour during
the shower's peak, which is April twenty second, according to

(01:19:04):
Earth's Guy. Looks like customers are getting harder to please
post COVID. That's according to recent Gallup polling, which found
that customers had grown accustomed to curbside pickup, at home delivery,
remote appointments, and other conveniences that were adopted during the pandemic.
Shoppers are also frustrated with high prices. Forty three percent
of workers said customers are more demanding since the start
of the pandemic, and twenty eight percent said customers have

(01:19:26):
greater expectations for more remote or virtual services. And finally,
if you're planning to book a vacation rental home for
Memorial Day weekend this year, you should do it by today,
according to Verbo. If you are looking to book a
home for the fourth of July, the vacation rental site.

Speaker 9 (01:19:42):
Says you should book by May seventeenth.

Speaker 11 (01:19:43):
And for those who wanted to spend Labor Day weekend
in a vacation home, Verbo advises booking no later than
July twenty second.

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Speaker 7 (01:20:30):
So I was talking to Froggy this morning and I
was just thinking, God, I have this way of talking
to myself when I'm here at home alone, right, I'll
have conversations with me and then it kind of it
kind of hit me upside the head where I'm not
really talking to myself. I think I have an imaginary
friend I'm.

Speaker 6 (01:20:50):
Talking to Oh, very nice.

Speaker 7 (01:20:52):
That's exciting because I actually challenged myself. And if it
was just me talking to me, then I would just
agree with everything I said. But I actually have arguments
with myself. Oh so it's another being. It could be
another I don't know. I have different personalities. Maybe I
need to go see a therapist.

Speaker 25 (01:21:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:21:09):
Can I ask what your biggest argument with yourself is?

Speaker 7 (01:21:12):
Oh, anything and everything. It's usually should or should not.
Like it's something as simple as putting salt in something
and I'm cooking, or the way I'm thinking about someone,
or you know, I could be negatively thinking out someone
and then my other voice says no, no, no, come on,
let's look for the positive in this person. And it's
a good friend. Okay. So when you're growing up, did

(01:21:32):
you have an imaginary friend? Froggie says he did.

Speaker 10 (01:21:35):
Oh, I did. I did because I didn't have a
sibling that I lived with, so sometimes I was you know,
I didn't have friends over I had to play with
somebody and to get tired of playing with yourself after
a while. So I just decided to have a little
imaginary friend. I think my parents thought I was weird
because I would sometimes say like, hey, can can can
so and so come with us? I would change their name,

(01:21:56):
because who wants to just one imaginary friend? You could
have a couple and then say, hey, you know, can
I remember one? His name is Greg, not Greg T,
but Greg, and I would be like, hey, can can
Greg come with us? In my mom's life? Can you
just cut that out? Please?

Speaker 7 (01:22:11):
Well, maybe your your imaginary friend has several names, because
your imaginary friend has multiple personalities. I don't know. It
could get very, very confusing. So anyway, it reminds me
of Wilson the Volleyball Castaway. So you know Tom Hanks.
His character was stuck in this island for how many
years I don't know, and his only friend was this

(01:22:32):
volleyball he drew a face on. He had fights with
his friend. I mean they went days without speaking to
each other. Yeah, so I looked it up. There's a
professor somewhere, I think in Canada. He's an expert on loneliness.
How would you like that job? He wrote an article
on why people who are isolated talk to themselves or
create imaginary friends, and I am isolated several days a week, right,

(01:22:53):
he says, it might actually be a healthy thing for
us to do. The voices in our heads seem to
have thoughts on their own, and uh, you can actually
cultivate a relationship with this voice in your head. It's
the same as as just listening to your your spirits,
but your spirit talks out loud through your mouth. It's
creepy if anyone hears you doing it.

Speaker 9 (01:23:14):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 11 (01:23:16):
But if I was a parent and my little kid
was like, hey, can so and so come with us?
They're right here, I would freak out and be like,
what the hell are you seeing?

Speaker 6 (01:23:23):
Or we're good to sit down. Someone goes, don't sit
on him.

Speaker 7 (01:23:27):
He's I can see. You could take it a little
too far, all right, like we used to it. Have
a friend. I'm not going to use her name because
she may listen. She she was dating a friend of mine.
She would be with us in the living room hanging out,
and then she's got to I'll be right back up
to the bathroom as soon as the bathroom door would close.
You would hear arguments. I mean you would. You would
hear like slamming stuff around and she would be mad

(01:23:48):
at her in her inner voice.

Speaker 6 (01:23:50):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 7 (01:23:51):
Anyway, it helps you deal with loneliness, but it also
helps you work through problems. It's like having someone there.
You do have this logic wired in your head, but
you don't always know how to tap into it unless
you think things through and let that voice be logic
and don't embarrass don't be embarrassed to do it.

Speaker 22 (01:24:12):
No.

Speaker 6 (01:24:12):
I think tons of people have imaginary friends, you know what.

Speaker 9 (01:24:16):
I agree?

Speaker 11 (01:24:16):
I actually on this topic. I just got these books.
I actually ordered them for my friends. It's called Burn
after Writing, and it's a really good way to get
to know yourself and those voices in your head and
the things you're talking about. It asks you, like some
of your deepest, darkest secrets, things that you might not
have thought about since childhood.

Speaker 9 (01:24:33):
You write it all on this book, and when you're done,
you just toss it.

Speaker 7 (01:24:35):
Write it down in your head. Okay, Amazon, you're coming
to the house.

Speaker 9 (01:24:41):
Yes, Burn after Writing.

Speaker 7 (01:24:43):
Text messages are coming through. I had an imaginary friend
drove my mom crazy. She told me my dad hit
him and killed him with the car.

Speaker 8 (01:24:49):
Oh my kind of.

Speaker 7 (01:24:53):
That's not cool. I had two imaginary friends who were
Jewish because of the rug rats, and my mom left
one on the side of the road and I freaked out.
So I mean I had an imaginary elephant. I would
drag my dog's loose down the street, walking him down
the street. So look, you know, I'm not a parent,
and I'm not about to tell a parent how to
or how not to treat their child. But if they

(01:25:14):
have an imaginary friend, I wouldn't be so callous about
killing them off.

Speaker 6 (01:25:19):
The Certainly don't just kill it with a car, my god,
or leave them on the side of the road. That's
not very nice.

Speaker 9 (01:25:25):
At least let them leave of their own free will.

Speaker 7 (01:25:27):
Ericu Nina One says, I'm so glad you're talking about this.
I talk to myself all the time out loud when
I'm upset or just bored, and I start thinking maybe
maybe I'm mentally ill. You know, don't think that way.
Talking to yourself is Can we all admit we do it?
It's normally, it's natural.

Speaker 9 (01:25:41):
I do it all the time. I do it in
the mirror all the time, all.

Speaker 7 (01:25:43):
The time, Andrew online one I had an imaginary friend
named Bob. Now this is when you're growing up or
was this recently, Andrew? This is when I was growing up, right,
So what happened to Bob?

Speaker 18 (01:25:56):
Well, it was his birthday one year, and I remember
that my other imaginary friend named Sherry, she made a
birthday cake and after he ate the cake, he ended
up dying. And Cherry told me that it was because
she made as she put gasoline in it and killed him.

Speaker 6 (01:26:18):
I'm still friends with that Sherry.

Speaker 9 (01:26:20):
It seems like a hole.

Speaker 1 (01:26:21):
Again.

Speaker 7 (01:26:22):
Let's be serious for a second, Andrew, did you ever
kind of wonder why one of your imaginary friends killed
off the other one? I mean, there's something going on
in there. I don't and I'm not qualified to answer that.
But do you have any hypothesis on what the answer is?

Speaker 5 (01:26:35):
No, I do not.

Speaker 18 (01:26:36):
I don't know if there was jealousy. I don't think
I gave any more attention to Bob, and what I
did was Sherry.

Speaker 17 (01:26:41):
I don't really know, but.

Speaker 18 (01:26:45):
It was interesting. He just turned up missing and I
was I can remember talk to my mom about it.
Just a couple of years ago. And I said, oh
my gosh, I remember I had an imaginary friend, Bob,
and he was killed off by my other imaginary friend
by a birthday cake with gasoline in it.

Speaker 7 (01:27:01):
Wow.

Speaker 18 (01:27:02):
I'm only disturbed now because I'm.

Speaker 17 (01:27:04):
A preschool teacher.

Speaker 18 (01:27:05):
I'm goodness, why not people such as myself?

Speaker 7 (01:27:11):
As I think you're doing fine? I just like I said,
I'm not I'm not qualified to be analyzing anyone, all right.
But my thought is this, my gut feeling is this.
If you acknowledge the fact that you do speak to
yourself out loud, it's one thing, and it's another thing
if you assign them names and personalities. Uh, that could

(01:27:34):
be something totally different. But once you start killing one off,
because it is your mind that's doing it, right, we
know that your mind is in charge of these friends.
There was some justification why Sherry need to kill Bob
with a gasoline cake. We don't know why.

Speaker 9 (01:27:47):
The gasoline cake is fabulous. I never thought of that
way to kill.

Speaker 7 (01:27:50):
But there was some reason you needed to get rid
of Bob in your life, and Sherry, that part of
your your psyche helped you do it. And that's as
far as I can go with it.

Speaker 6 (01:27:58):
Did you turn Sherry into the authorities?

Speaker 8 (01:28:02):
Not?

Speaker 23 (01:28:03):
I thought, No, I don't.

Speaker 7 (01:28:05):
I wouldn't do that. Don't do things like that.

Speaker 18 (01:28:07):
I didn't know if I would get another imaginary friend
asked for that or not.

Speaker 7 (01:28:10):
So I just kind of you know, well, do you
still do you still talk to yourself out loud? Do
you still have the voices that you you communicate with?

Speaker 8 (01:28:19):
Oh?

Speaker 18 (01:28:19):
Absolutely, and and I definitely And I even use sarcasm.
I myself too that I find myself laughing at myself,
and my wife made me. Andrew, you're the only one
laughing at yourself.

Speaker 7 (01:28:32):
What doesn't matter because your mother doesn't know what the
conversation is and you do.

Speaker 8 (01:28:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:28:36):
Maybe I'm out of line by saying I don't find
anything unhealthy or unusual about this. Yeah, Gandhi, what's up?

Speaker 1 (01:28:42):
Well?

Speaker 11 (01:28:42):
I just did Sherry leave after she killed Bob? Or
did Cherry stick around for a while?

Speaker 5 (01:28:48):
You know what?

Speaker 18 (01:28:48):
That I don't remember, Okay, I don't remember. She might
have just she might have vanished off into the shadows.

Speaker 9 (01:28:54):
I just have a lot of questions.

Speaker 7 (01:28:55):
She's working. I don't know. Have you have you, Andrew?
I want to ask you very personal. Let me ask
you a very personal question. Have you have you done therapy?
Have you ever done therapy in your life?

Speaker 1 (01:29:06):
Oh?

Speaker 16 (01:29:06):
I do therapy.

Speaker 22 (01:29:07):
I just went last night.

Speaker 7 (01:29:07):
Matter of fact, we did you do you bring up
the story the saga of Sherry killing Bob with a
gasoline cake?

Speaker 18 (01:29:14):
No, but you know what, I think I'm going to
go next week And I never really thought about it,
But that is an excellent thing to bring up my therapist.

Speaker 25 (01:29:20):
Why not?

Speaker 7 (01:29:21):
But do something as crazy and outlandish as it sounds,
it could be something that's very logical that could actually
give you some answers in your life that you're looking for.

Speaker 18 (01:29:28):
You never know, you know, no, no, but I just
I just started sharing this imaginary friend experience with some
of my close friends and they look at me like, Andrew,
we knew you were messed up and everything.

Speaker 23 (01:29:41):
But that's like, really, I don't think.

Speaker 7 (01:29:45):
Maybe maybe that means I'm messed up, because I don't
think that's messed up. So anyway, there you have it,
like you to.

Speaker 18 (01:29:50):
Be messed up with me.

Speaker 29 (01:29:50):
If that's the case, Well, if it's.

Speaker 7 (01:29:52):
All messed up, you know it's but we need to
we need to acknowledge and embrace our messed up. Inness. Listen,
I hope you have a safe day. Mental health is
a very important saying. We need to stay and check
not only with our friends that we love, but ourselves
as well. And there you go, have a beautiful day. Andrew,
thanks for being an educator. Thanks for listening to our show.
I love you too. I find this fascinating. I find

(01:30:14):
that the mind so fascinating. Yeah, and I think and
I really do have an issue with people who are
so fast to proclaim someone is insane or mentally unstable
because they have they talk to themselves and they have
these these roles that they play out in their own minds.
I don't know. There could be something healthy about it,
but again, who am I I'm not qualified? So anyway,

(01:30:36):
that was interesting.

Speaker 9 (01:30:37):
Yeah, Gasoline birthday cake. Just like, that's so inventive.

Speaker 7 (01:30:43):
You know, iHeart could save a lot of money if
they just had me and my voices on here, they
could get rid of all you guys. They could one salary. No,
I would each personality have their own salary.

Speaker 11 (01:30:55):
Oh, that'd be a very rich that you should insist
on that your own agent everything.

Speaker 29 (01:31:00):
I know.

Speaker 7 (01:31:00):
We were telling Grandma stories.

Speaker 6 (01:31:05):
And my favorite what you said, is scary, Hey, Scary,
give me some grandma music the next and.

Speaker 5 (01:31:09):
I'm like, what does that even sound like?

Speaker 7 (01:31:12):
This is a grandmammy. This is like great great great
great great grandmom.

Speaker 9 (01:31:17):
Is this like for ahibition?

Speaker 7 (01:31:18):
Yeah, I don't know about that. But anyway, last gin
from the maathtop. I mean because I remember my grandmother's
number one golden life was to make me fat, and
I think old Grandma's gonna do that. I would get
home from school and stay at Grandma's house some days
and she would be making these homemade biscuits with like

(01:31:39):
a pound of butter on every bite. Ye, and Scary
had the same problem.

Speaker 14 (01:31:42):
Yes, she used to feed me sweets because she used
to watch me after school before my mom was at work,
so she could You could have four cookies of your choice,
or do you want two Hostess cupcakes.

Speaker 7 (01:31:53):
Or two twinkies? And here's a glass of whole milk.
It's like my grandmother would. She would roll me under
the cow and just just squeeze the utter into my mouth.
Here have some milk straight from the utter douse.

Speaker 6 (01:32:05):
They get insulted when you don't eat.

Speaker 7 (01:32:07):
I know, Well, Grandma's are there because they want to
spoil you. Hi, Brianna, how are you?

Speaker 12 (01:32:11):
Hi?

Speaker 7 (01:32:12):
How are you well? I'm doing well. Oh my gosh,
what's that sound in the background.

Speaker 31 (01:32:16):
I'm sorry I took off my seatboat.

Speaker 7 (01:32:18):
Oh my gosh. Well, hey, don't hit a tree.

Speaker 15 (01:32:20):
Hey I'm not driving right now.

Speaker 7 (01:32:22):
Well, thank you for listening to Why one hundred in Miami.
Your grandma she tries to make you fattoo. Is that
your grandma's mission?

Speaker 17 (01:32:28):
Yes, my grandmother.

Speaker 31 (01:32:29):
We are Cuban, So if you're not chunky at a
young age, you're pretty much malnourished.

Speaker 8 (01:32:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:32:34):
I know that's what they say, and we know it's
not true, but in their eyes it is.

Speaker 1 (01:32:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 31 (01:32:39):
Yeah, yeah, so she really I don't deserve her like
she has spoiled me to and my cousins and my
brother to no end, and now that I'm with my boyfriend,
she spoiled hiss to absolutely no end. She constantly feeds us, Yeah, what's.

Speaker 7 (01:32:56):
Your boyfriend's name?

Speaker 16 (01:32:57):
His name is Paul.

Speaker 7 (01:32:59):
I can't hear your grandma another coquetta?

Speaker 17 (01:33:02):
Yeah, can you imagine?

Speaker 31 (01:33:04):
And it's all in Spanish, so it's very And then
she'll say no, and she'll say see and then serve
him a plate of.

Speaker 7 (01:33:12):
Food, you know with grandmother's no means jazz. I know,
but she loves you. And this is how grandma's show love.
You say, you know what, it's Grandma's day, it's your birthday.
Let us do something for you.

Speaker 1 (01:33:24):
And you know what.

Speaker 7 (01:33:25):
The gift, the best gift you can give a grandma
does that let her cook for you because she loves it.

Speaker 31 (01:33:30):
Absolutely, she's very We've had friends that come over and
they she's embraced them with so much love, and they'll
offer her to bring her food and she says, absolutely not.
If there's like an emergency with clothes, she hems our clothes.
She used to be a seamstress in Cuba, so she
comes and if we have any little thing, even so
much as a button. She taught me how to sew,

(01:33:51):
and I sew all my stuff. But she'll look at
it and say, no, no, no, no, no, you.

Speaker 15 (01:33:55):
Didn't do this right.

Speaker 7 (01:33:59):
We have to interrupt this common versation, Brianna to give
Paul another quoquetta. Grandma's can sew anything. I was like
you you leave the room and walk back, and she's
sewn an entire like hot air below.

Speaker 31 (01:34:09):
Yes, my grandmother, my grandmother, sewed. She made my mom's
wedding dress.

Speaker 7 (01:34:15):
See, there's something so beautiful about that. Brianna, God bless
your grandmother. You tell her. We said, Hi, okay, I will.

Speaker 31 (01:34:21):
I might even make a video and I'll send.

Speaker 12 (01:34:23):
It to you.

Speaker 7 (01:34:25):
I love Grandma poured, but it's not dirty porn. It's
like her making croquettas.

Speaker 9 (01:34:30):
Sewing.

Speaker 6 (01:34:31):
So not my grandmother didn't do this, but my mom
told me a story of how they used to play
jokes on her Grandma. They would sew her nightgown shut
and they'd sew the they'd sew the arms, so in
the middle of the night, she's cursling and Italian trying
to get her arms on.

Speaker 7 (01:34:46):
That sounds like something Alex would you.

Speaker 8 (01:34:47):
You would sell me, But they said it was so funny.

Speaker 7 (01:34:50):
Don't make fun of grandma.

Speaker 11 (01:34:51):
Hasn't did my grandma? I love her, She's my favorite
person ever. But she was definitely the wanderers, Like she
would wander out of the house. So we were the
family in the neighborhood who people would be returning my
grandma to us.

Speaker 5 (01:35:03):
Like did you lose this again?

Speaker 9 (01:35:05):
I'm like, Grandma, when did you leave?

Speaker 7 (01:35:10):
She says, walking around and say hid everywhere. We love
our grandmause. Hello is this Morgan?

Speaker 12 (01:35:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:35:20):
So Morgan, what well, good morning? And it's all about grandma's.
What does your grandma do for you?

Speaker 17 (01:35:27):
So I've been out of a house for a batty
here now and I'll ask her to go over and
let my dog out. And while she's over there, she'll
just clean my entire house.

Speaker 6 (01:35:37):
Could you have her come over and let my dog
that I don't have that?

Speaker 7 (01:35:40):
It's crazy. It's like, Grandma, you've been here an hour
and you clean my entire house and she's then she says,
and I also made you a teary miss soup. We
love our grandma. The thing about grandma's is they get
you fat and they're like, oh, you need to eat more,
and they get you fat, and then one day that
you walk in there go oh you're getting fat.

Speaker 1 (01:35:58):
Yea fault.

Speaker 7 (01:36:00):
Only grandma's can get away with I Morgan, have a
beautiful day. Thanks for listening to us. Yeah, it's all
about grandma's.

Speaker 11 (01:36:07):
One of my grandma's once told my cousin, I haven't
seen you in a while. You've turned into a fat boy.

Speaker 10 (01:36:14):
God yeah frog, speaking of getting fat, and I know
you'll know this, being from the South Elvis. My grandma
used to put bacon grease in everything. Absolutely, so she
cooked something, she would save the grease. I'm like a
little Crisco can on the back of the stove, right
next to the stove. Absolutely, and she cooked anything. She'd
reach in there and just take it out and put
a doll up in there. I'm my grandma. She's like,

(01:36:35):
makes it better, It makes it good.

Speaker 23 (01:36:37):
It does.

Speaker 10 (01:36:38):
Everything was cooked with bacon fan.

Speaker 7 (01:36:39):
And they live forever until doctors told him it would
kill them. Then they all started dye. Just don't tell
me what I'm doing to kill me, and I won't die. Hello, Danielle,
Why your grandma she sleeps over and she protects you.
Tell me about your grandma. Why she stays over? I
love this.

Speaker 12 (01:36:58):
She's insane and I love her. But she's seventy six
years old, and no matter what time of year it is,
she always comes and sleeps over my house and where
my parents go away because I'm twenty two and I
still live at home. But she thinks that her being
there is just going to protect me if I have
a dog, A finy little old lady, and she just
thinks that whenever she's going to be over that nothing

(01:37:18):
bad is going to happen.

Speaker 9 (01:37:20):
That is a cute lover.

Speaker 7 (01:37:21):
You gotta love that, you know, and cherish cherish her
in every moment that she invades your your space because
she's your I remember until my grandma's last Christmas, I mean,
she'd give me that Christmas card every year. It had
a five dollar bill. Then it's nice, any.

Speaker 6 (01:37:36):
Little thing, it's My grandma used to go to the
hairdresser and she would tip fifty cents, and my mom
would say, you can't tip fifty cents anymore, and you
gotta tip more. So we'd put it in a little
envelope for her that said tip, and she'd still come
back with that envelope. That's a tip.

Speaker 7 (01:37:53):
And so now you still So if you see two
quarters on the on the table, you think of your grandma.
That's the same as if I see a five dollar bill,
are a President Lincoln? I think of my grandma, not
because of the five dollar bill, because grandma had a
beard just like just like Lincoln. She wore a stove
pipe hat. Anyway, all right, Daniel, thanks for listening.

Speaker 12 (01:38:14):
I also just want to say so thank you so
much for taking my call. I actually just apply to
be an intern on your show, So just keep an
eye up for right now and this would be my dream.
Well hold on you guys, is amazing.

Speaker 7 (01:38:28):
Here's the thing I gotta add to that. If you
get the job as an intern, you got to bring Grandma.

Speaker 24 (01:38:32):
Yes, oh my god, I will.

Speaker 12 (01:38:34):
She will die.

Speaker 31 (01:38:35):
She loves you guys.

Speaker 7 (01:38:36):
Thank you for listening to us. Thank you very much,
Thank you so much. Yeah, Grandma, lover, lover, I mess her.

Speaker 9 (01:38:43):
Grandma is my favorite.

Speaker 7 (01:38:44):
Yeah, yeah, Grandma. She would call in the middle the
night and say that she can't find her can of pennies.
They had cans of pennies. I'm not quite sure. One
more from Mallorie. Hi, Mallory, Hi, how are you well.
We're having a great time talking about our gentle grandmothers.
Talk about how gentle your grandmother is.

Speaker 17 (01:39:06):
She's not exactly gentle, but anytime like someone yells at
either me or my brothers, like, she always goes full
throttle and will just yell at them until they're crying.

Speaker 7 (01:39:16):
So if your mom yells at you, your grandmother will
defend you and yell at your mom for yelling at you.

Speaker 17 (01:39:22):
Absolutely, Like when I was like nineteen. I wanted to
die my hair blonde, which was absolutely the wrong choice,
and my mom told me no. But then my grandmother
yelled at her, saying that it was what I wanted
to do, so she just went absolutely at her throat.

Speaker 7 (01:39:37):
I love that. We love grandma. Grandma, she's looking out
for you, even if she's fighting off her own child. Yes, yes,
all right, Mallory, you tell grandma.

Speaker 31 (01:39:45):
We said, Hi, okay, absolutely, thank you so much for calling.

Speaker 17 (01:39:48):
I really appreciate it.

Speaker 7 (01:39:49):
Well, thanks for texting, and I appreciate it. Our friend
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Speaker 8 (01:41:29):
Hey, you know what.

Speaker 7 (01:41:29):
I was talking to Gandhi earlier about this interesting article
she read, tips on how not to be robbed from
ex robbers it and I find this fascinating. I mean,
if you want to learn how to stay safe on
the streets or wherever, learn from the people who make
the streets unsafe, right why not? Okay, So you have

(01:41:52):
the article in front of you, I do, Okay, So
what in general, what are we learning here?

Speaker 9 (01:41:56):
Okay?

Speaker 11 (01:41:57):
So these are specifically about home break ins and things
that you should not do, things that we all think
are safe that are really not.

Speaker 5 (01:42:03):
So.

Speaker 11 (01:42:03):
One of the first things they say is unless the
safe is bolted to the floor or in a wall,
it's gonna get taken and they're gonna get into it.
If you just purchase a safe, even a fireproof safe,
whatever it is, they'll figure it out.

Speaker 5 (01:42:15):
They said.

Speaker 11 (01:42:15):
Anything that's gonna take them more than fifteen minutes to
get through or get into, they're not gonna mess with.
Closets are a gold mine. Under the bed is a
gold mine. Any drawers you have gold mines. You have
to find better places to hide things, they say, keeping
You know how a lot of people have a bowl
that they'll toss all the keys in, or the racks,
the keywrack at the front door. Yeah, they say, don't

(01:42:36):
do that because when they come in, they're gonna go
for cars. If there are cars in the garage, we'll
have your keys right there.

Speaker 7 (01:42:41):
Interesting. Yeah, I'm wondering if the bedroom is where we
hide most of the stuff in our in our lives.

Speaker 11 (01:42:49):
I think a lot of people think, yeah, I'm just
gonna put it out of my bedad it.

Speaker 7 (01:42:53):
Do you know once someone broke into my house years
and years ago, they went into the laundry room and
emptied out an entire box of detergent, because people hide
jewelry in detergent. Yes, I'm like what the doctor, I
mean the doctor the police officers told me, Yeah, that's
what's going on there.

Speaker 1 (01:43:08):
Wow.

Speaker 11 (01:43:09):
They're saying, if you really have things that are very
valuable to you, just take it to a safe deposit
box at a bank. Pay whatever that fee is for
the month to keep it at a bank, because that
is actually secure, and that it's kind of smart. If
you do live in an area that's high crime and burglars.
Burglaries happen, stuff like that. To have a decoy box,
like a little jewelry box with crab jewelry in it, Ye,

(01:43:29):
put it somewhere that looks like, oh, they got all
the stuff if they come here. Don't hide things in
your laundry baskets. They said, they will just ransack your
entire house, chop a whatever they can. But if it's
going to take them a while to get to.

Speaker 9 (01:43:41):
It, then they might not do it.

Speaker 7 (01:43:42):
It's just so what would that be. What could you
do that would force them to take a while to
get to it.

Speaker 12 (01:43:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:43:47):
They did not specify that far.

Speaker 6 (01:43:48):
Put it in a safe deposit box box. You said,
then they won't find them.

Speaker 12 (01:43:51):
Oh, there you go.

Speaker 7 (01:43:52):
But they're going to ransack your house looking for it
and cause some damage. Here's what I'm thinking. It doesn't
make me sad, it makes me feel safe. I cannot
think of one thing in my house that worth stealing.
You know what I'm saying That they're gonna break in,
They'll be like, oh, well next next door maybe, Uh yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:44:07):
They said, be careful about what you're tossing into your
recycling bin. You know, like we all buy a new
computer and then you take the box and you put
it outside in the trash. They drive by, see that
there's a new computer box in the trash.

Speaker 9 (01:44:18):
They know you have that. They know you have a
TV inside your house if you do.

Speaker 10 (01:44:21):
Things like advertisement like hey, look what we got a
brand new TV.

Speaker 7 (01:44:24):
It's brand new, they said.

Speaker 11 (01:44:25):
Specifically after Christmas they will do drive bys of all
of the different neighborhoods and see who's got what.

Speaker 9 (01:44:31):
Then they hit your house.

Speaker 11 (01:44:32):
Yeah, I mean there's there's a lot of stuff that
I would never have thought about.

Speaker 9 (01:44:36):
Being the case.

Speaker 11 (01:44:37):
And the one thing that they say, well absolutely keep
them away from homes is a dog. They say, big dog,
small dog. It doesn't matter because you can disable alarm
systems if you want to. If power goes out, you know,
there are things that can happen, but you can't with
a dog. And dogs will sense that people are coming
from far away and start barking, and they don't want
they don't want that. So even a little dog keeps
burglers away.

Speaker 7 (01:44:58):
So I feel guilty for bitching a moment about my
dogs at bark all the time.

Speaker 9 (01:45:01):
Now they're just looking out for you.

Speaker 7 (01:45:03):
They do what dogs do. Yesterday and we had some
people here at the house working on some stuff and
it's non stop, you know, Max especially, I'm.

Speaker 10 (01:45:14):
Sorry about that.

Speaker 7 (01:45:17):
Yes, Froggy. Froggy actually taught my dogs to how to bark,
to be taught sorry to bark, and it is go ahead.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 8 (01:45:27):
No.

Speaker 11 (01:45:27):
One of the other things that they say people really
need to take note of is if you're going on vacation,
wait until you're home to post your pictures. Because if
you're posting, hey, look at me here I am, this
is where I'm at. People know you're not here.

Speaker 6 (01:45:40):
That's what a lot of people were saying when you
go on Facebook. And I'm so excited about my trip
to the Bahamas tomorrow exactly.

Speaker 7 (01:45:47):
We're going to be gone for three weeks. Yeah, come on,
come on by. Yeah, I know they're scary posting from
a foam party at a pool at the w Hotel.
Maybe I should just leave the lights on in my
apartment or something.

Speaker 9 (01:45:59):
Actually did say leaving a light on is important.

Speaker 14 (01:46:01):
What am I sticking the money in between the stacks
of clothing and your you folded t shirts and your draw.

Speaker 7 (01:46:07):
Thanks, thanks, scary, You just told us where to go.

Speaker 8 (01:46:11):
Look.

Speaker 7 (01:46:11):
You know, I had a really good friend who lived
in a doorman building and uh, someone got into his
apartment by knocking a hole in the wall in the
hallway and went through their closet to get into the apartment. Wow, no, crazy,
someone just walked by and saw a huge hole in

(01:46:31):
the wall, like what happened here? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:46:33):
Frog, this person's got a great idea. They texted in
from Mary code from Miami three or five. If you
if you have a robber, put valuables in the enclosure
of your reptiles. Nobody's going to go in the snaking.

Speaker 6 (01:46:48):
When Tonko was ave, I should have put it under
his rock.

Speaker 9 (01:46:51):
I would have taken a reptile. You're coming with me?

Speaker 7 (01:46:53):
Yeah, you would have taken the reptile before you take
any money. Gandhi, Is that the entire list? Because I
think it's pretty cool.

Speaker 9 (01:47:01):
Yeah, that's that's the majority of the lists, all right.

Speaker 7 (01:47:04):
Yeah, you know, if you don't want Danielle to rip
you off, put all your stuff in the mayonnaise job.

Speaker 1 (01:47:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:47:09):
Oh yes, you would never not going there.

Speaker 6 (01:47:11):
That's not even allowed in the house.

Speaker 7 (01:47:12):
In my house, there you go.

Speaker 11 (01:47:14):
Love to hear from somebody who actually did break in
the houses or does break in the house.

Speaker 9 (01:47:18):
Oh, Nate's waving at me.

Speaker 7 (01:47:19):
You have some money. Let's go talk to Garrett, a
former burglar. Burglar burglar on line twenty four. Hey Garrett,
good morning, Good morning. How are you well. We're doing fine.
So you heard Gandhi reading this, Uh these tips from
former robbers. Do you have any to add to that
or are in any of those kind of lame What
do you think?

Speaker 23 (01:47:40):
I think it's more of a matter of uh, you know,
people knowing the person or if.

Speaker 35 (01:47:45):
They're not going to be home.

Speaker 23 (01:47:46):
Like Gandhi said earlier, it's not really a matter of driving.

Speaker 7 (01:47:51):
By, right, So so people who I guess casing the
situation knowing if they're there, or not knowing what their
habits are or what time they usually leave their schedule,
stuff like.

Speaker 35 (01:48:02):
That, right right, right, So I mean I was I
wouldn't say I was a former burglar. When I was fourteen,
I got into a little bit of trouble with some friends,
breaking into a house, ended up with some felonies. Luckily
I was under the age of eighteen, So.

Speaker 23 (01:48:21):
Yeah, so that was all that was fun.

Speaker 7 (01:48:23):
That was a short lived career for you in the
world of Burglary. It was one and done.

Speaker 23 (01:48:28):
It was one and done.

Speaker 7 (01:48:29):
Yeah, okay, good, I'm happy that you said that. Well anyway,
so yeah, I think you bring up a good point
is people watch your schedule. People know what time you
leave the house. People know and look here we are
at work. You know when we're in the studio and
we're a live show. You know exactly where we are.
So my god, we've got to stop doing this. Ah,

(01:48:50):
it's very unsafe. All right, thank you very much, Garrett.
You go have a good day. Okay, you as well,
Thank you, thank you, thanks for giving up the world
of Burglary. Burglary.

Speaker 14 (01:49:02):
The Brooklyn Boys podcast, Oh, Joe Kadi's in the studio,
he said, scary.

Speaker 7 (01:49:07):
Approach, Barry Brody, you guys should put together reary. You
don't want to be scroaty.

Speaker 8 (01:49:14):
No, no, no.

Speaker 32 (01:49:17):
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Speaker 5 (01:49:50):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phones happen.

Speaker 7 (01:49:54):
All right, Terry's on the phone. And what you got
going on today? Okay?

Speaker 29 (01:49:58):
Well, I have really boyfriends. He doesn't like it, but
he knows that me and my girls go out and
we went to this place Suba on Saturday, and I
want you to say that you met me there and
the two of us really hit it off or whatever.
So you're calling him up basically to let him know
you know that he and I are no longer and
it's now.

Speaker 22 (01:50:18):
It's you and me.

Speaker 7 (01:50:19):
Any special reason why you want us to do this?

Speaker 29 (01:50:21):
Because he's ridiculously jealous, and just to kind of throw
that in his face, you know, hang out.

Speaker 7 (01:50:25):
We're gonna call him now. Okay, Hello, Hey is this
Jim Jim?

Speaker 8 (01:50:34):
Ay?

Speaker 7 (01:50:34):
What's up?

Speaker 8 (01:50:34):
Man?

Speaker 22 (01:50:35):
This is Willy Willy? Who will he do?

Speaker 1 (01:50:37):
Well?

Speaker 7 (01:50:37):
Listen door d E W A R.

Speaker 22 (01:50:41):
Yeah, what can I do for you?

Speaker 14 (01:50:42):
Your girlfriend didn't have the heart to call you so
I figured i'd call for her. She met me at
Suba over the weekend, and she gave me your cell
phone number, and I bought our a couple of beers
and things went really well between us.

Speaker 7 (01:50:53):
We have a lot in common.

Speaker 22 (01:50:54):
Yeah, so big deal. Congratulations. What do you want from me?

Speaker 7 (01:50:57):
I wanted to see her again? Is what I wanted
to do.

Speaker 22 (01:51:00):
You want to see you? Got some case pal?

Speaker 7 (01:51:02):
We you hung out for like two hours. We're talking
all about you.

Speaker 22 (01:51:05):
She was talking about me to you. What's your name? Willie? Yes,
I'm gonna tell you this once. Okay, Willie, you go
near her, you call her, You step anywhere close to her,
and I'll run you in a circle. You understand me.
I don't listen to you. You don't call me up
and tell me what's going on with my girlfriend in
my life?

Speaker 25 (01:51:22):
Okay, listen.

Speaker 7 (01:51:23):
I'm from Zone Park. Okay, I know some people too.

Speaker 22 (01:51:25):
Really yeah, really?

Speaker 20 (01:51:26):
All right?

Speaker 22 (01:51:27):
What do you want to do? You want to have
our people meet now when I have a spit down lunch, Well,
what do you want? I don't care who you know
or what you think.

Speaker 16 (01:51:33):
You know?

Speaker 22 (01:51:34):
You don't know me. You know what you know? I'll
tell you what. I'm gonna find out who you are. Okay,
I'll find out who you are. You come back, you
call me up and you talk to me about my
girlfriend like this. You have the boss to call me
up and tell me my girlfriend's a piece act.

Speaker 7 (01:51:48):
She wants her stuff back.

Speaker 22 (01:51:49):
By the way she wants her stuff back, I'll tell
you what, willie. Why don't you come pick it up
for How's that?

Speaker 7 (01:51:54):
That sounds like a plan.

Speaker 8 (01:51:54):
Where do you live?

Speaker 22 (01:51:55):
Pie? What'd you find out from her? Where I live?
You're her big pal? Now come here and pick up
her stuff. I'll give you on a baseball bat. That's
what I'll give you.

Speaker 7 (01:52:03):
I think I'll do that.

Speaker 14 (01:52:04):
I need some new action for the summer. She obviously
is not in love with you anymore.

Speaker 22 (01:52:10):
Man. You want, you're gonna call me up and bust
my balls like this?

Speaker 7 (01:52:13):
Or she wants to see about other people. I don't care.
I don't mind sharing. Who do you think you are
so we can't both see her?

Speaker 14 (01:52:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 22 (01:52:20):
Wait, I think I know you. I think I know you?

Speaker 7 (01:52:23):
Who am I?

Speaker 5 (01:52:24):
You?

Speaker 22 (01:52:24):
Son of a bitch? You talking about your spirit cat?
Aren't you? This is the one, d isn't it? This
is a phone son of a bitch, You son of
a bitch act. You think you're funny. You're the weasle.
You did that birthday right right?

Speaker 16 (01:52:41):
I know you.

Speaker 22 (01:52:42):
You think you're really funny, don't you.

Speaker 29 (01:52:44):
Terry Jimmy, Hey, Jimmy, calm down.

Speaker 7 (01:52:49):
Are you here too?

Speaker 22 (01:52:50):
You're part of this, Jimmy, let me tell you something.
I know who you work, you son of a bitch.
I know who you work. I went to that concert
with her last week, that Michelle Branston you put on
Yeah yeah, and you think it's funny. You call me
and give me a heart attack like this. I just
care you and I talk about this later. But you
know what, you're a stumback. Hey, Jimmy, you call me
Jimmy and you give me a thought attack in the

(01:53:12):
middle of the day because you think it's a joke.
You play games with people's lives. Let me tell you something.
I'm gonna come down and I'm gonna break your neck.

Speaker 14 (01:53:19):
In all honesty, Jimmy, it was her idea. She actually
emailed us. I'll read you the email.

Speaker 22 (01:53:22):
Oh you're gonna blame my girlfriend. Now you're big man, Oh,
you big, big funny radio guy. You're gonna blame my girlfriend.

Speaker 7 (01:53:29):
We're not gonna eric, Bro, We're not gonna er it.

Speaker 22 (01:53:31):
You're not gonna air razing because I'm gonna come down.
I want to mock the full with you, you low
life dude.

Speaker 14 (01:53:35):
I swear to god. She called us like seven times
she wanted us to do this. I was at my
studio and I was actually sitting here.

Speaker 22 (01:53:40):
Oh you're big, mister Innison. Now you're big, mister Innison. Oh,
I played games people's lives. But hey, it's not my fall. Oh,
I got no responsibility.

Speaker 29 (01:53:48):
Jimmy, He's right, Jimmy. It was my idea.

Speaker 22 (01:53:51):
You know, maybe maybe my girlfriend and I were having
real trouble. You know that, I don't know that.

Speaker 7 (01:53:55):
I can only know the email that that she sent me, Okay,
that we received.

Speaker 22 (01:53:58):
Yeah, I know. But you know what, maybe she'd do
a little hole work out. Maybe you should try and
find out.

Speaker 30 (01:54:04):
You said, I think you're getting a little of.

Speaker 10 (01:54:06):
Hand over this.

Speaker 14 (01:54:07):
Hey, listen, guys, guys, guys, guys, listen in all honesty
and I swear and I'm being I'm talking to you
from the heart.

Speaker 25 (01:54:13):
Bro.

Speaker 7 (01:54:14):
We we sit here.

Speaker 22 (01:54:15):
We want to tear your heart on your chest.

Speaker 8 (01:54:17):
Bro.

Speaker 22 (01:54:18):
Okay, I'm not your bro.

Speaker 7 (01:54:19):
I apologize. We're not going to air the hology. We
want to send you guys to a concerting.

Speaker 22 (01:54:25):
Your concert was I supposed to make up to me?

Speaker 18 (01:54:27):
Now?

Speaker 14 (01:54:27):
No, but that's part of that's part of the deal.

Speaker 7 (01:54:30):
I mean, this is listen, let me tell you something.
This is Elvis's show, and we are.

Speaker 22 (01:54:34):
All go give Elvis because I want to talk to
someone with some authority, not some little bleezer like you.
You know what if I were you, I find a
nice little sales job someplace because you're not safe. Oh hey,
we got an email?

Speaker 21 (01:54:45):
Hey, le shut up.

Speaker 22 (01:54:46):
I'm just you know, I'm just going she send me
an email?

Speaker 5 (01:54:48):
Bro?

Speaker 22 (01:54:49):
Hey, bro, you think I'm sorry about this?

Speaker 29 (01:54:52):
Your god?

Speaker 22 (01:54:53):
You're playing games with people in New York. There's millions
of people here and you never know who you're dealing with.

Speaker 30 (01:54:57):
It was my idea because I think that you're just
a little bit jealous, and I thought it might be
a way to point it out to you.

Speaker 22 (01:55:04):
This is your way of pointing out to me that
I'm jealous by making me more Jealous's wrong with you?
What are you thinking? Hey? Hey, I don't think you
can swim here. Let me throw you in a pool
to see if I'm right?

Speaker 26 (01:55:14):
What the hell's the matter with you?

Speaker 7 (01:55:15):
Hello? Hello, this is Elvis. Who's this carry Elvis?

Speaker 29 (01:55:20):
I'm so sorry about this.

Speaker 5 (01:55:22):
He just went off, bro.

Speaker 7 (01:55:23):
Hold on second, No, what happened? Who are you are?
You guys are doing a phone tap?

Speaker 22 (01:55:27):
Yeah? Who's doing one of your stupid phone calls for me?
And you know this little weasel, But this face into
my life in the middle of the afternoon one day
out of nowhere and start telling me sleeping with my girlfriend,
telling me my relationship is over. Want to come down
there and I want to kill him?

Speaker 7 (01:55:42):
Hold on, what's your name? Jimmy?

Speaker 30 (01:55:44):
He's jim I set this up. My name is Terry.
I'm the one who set this up.

Speaker 5 (01:55:48):
I set the whole thing up.

Speaker 30 (01:55:50):
Like he's going off on scary. It's not scary, you know.

Speaker 5 (01:55:52):
I mean, I'm the one I want to.

Speaker 22 (01:55:54):
Know it is scary. It is scary.

Speaker 7 (01:55:57):
Can you hold on one second?

Speaker 22 (01:55:58):
Yeah, go ahead, hold on one second.

Speaker 7 (01:56:00):
What has he said to you?

Speaker 14 (01:56:01):
He's made some serious threats, Like what did he say?
He's saying that he's gonna white the floors of me.
He's gonna rip my heart out of my chest. He's
gotta better have security. He was here for the Michelle
Branch thing last week with his girlfriend, the two of them.
He knows where the studios are, everything, he knows where
we are. He was in here with you, all right,
all right on.

Speaker 8 (01:56:19):
Hello hello?

Speaker 7 (01:56:20):
Yeah, I'm sorry about that. So Jimmy Scary says that
you made some threats against him.

Speaker 22 (01:56:26):
Threats. Yeah, what are you gonna call your lawyer? Now
it's gonna be too late.

Speaker 7 (01:56:30):
Did you make some physical threats against Scary?

Speaker 5 (01:56:33):
Oh?

Speaker 16 (01:56:33):
Me?

Speaker 22 (01:56:33):
No, you know what, Elvis, you take your best shot
if you got it on tape. If you don't, I
said nothing.

Speaker 7 (01:56:38):
Terry wanted to play a joke on you, and yes,
my idea. She sent us an email, so I mean
no offense, but I mean she wants She instigated the
whole thing. So if you want to be mad at someone,
maybe you should be mad at Terry.

Speaker 22 (01:56:49):
First of all, don't you start to do Elvis, don't
tell me who I should be mad at. But I
don't think that this little weasel should be calling people
up and playing games and going something my fault. Hey,
they called me, you know what. No one takes any responsibility.
He's gonna pay for what he does.

Speaker 7 (01:57:04):
He's gonna pay.

Speaker 22 (01:57:04):
Hell, I'm gonna tell you one thing, you better triple
team him.

Speaker 7 (01:57:08):
Okay, what you What do you mean by that?

Speaker 22 (01:57:10):
What are you gonna have that five hundred pound guys
on him?

Speaker 7 (01:57:13):
Let's let's just calm down. Okay. I know that you
don't mean any of this.

Speaker 8 (01:57:17):
He doesn't.

Speaker 32 (01:57:18):
He's just it's all talk.

Speaker 7 (01:57:20):
You don't think so, Jimmy, do me a favor. Repeat
after me. Scary, you've been phone tapped.

Speaker 8 (01:57:26):
You here, You've been fin You've been bone tapped, You've
been been bog This is not funny.

Speaker 1 (01:57:43):
Is not funny.

Speaker 7 (01:57:44):
Hold on, get Jimmy, Get Jimmy back on the line. Jimmy,
is there anything you want to say too? Scary?

Speaker 8 (01:57:48):
I love you.

Speaker 22 (01:57:49):
I'm gonna come get me.

Speaker 7 (01:57:54):
That's Terry and Jimmy.

Speaker 10 (01:57:55):
Everyone, Terry and Jimmy.

Speaker 8 (01:57:58):
Who's just.

Speaker 5 (01:58:01):
The Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 13 (01:58:04):
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Speaker 32 (01:58:08):
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mister Chris, no matter.

Speaker 7 (01:59:08):
How ludacrous the situation. Like a good neighbor state farm
is there? State farm, Bloomington, Illinois?

Speaker 5 (01:59:16):
Well, mister Wran in the Morning show, All.

Speaker 7 (01:59:20):
Right, Danielle, let's get into the Danielle Report.

Speaker 6 (01:59:22):
It's all you so the trailer for the Joker too
became Warner Brothers most viewed and talked about trailer since Barbie,
with one hundred and sixty seven million views across all platforms.
So congratulations. There can't wait for that movie to come out.
The first weekend of Coach Jella is officially over. So
many cool people took the stage. The big talk of
the weekend, of course, no doubt reuniting with Olivia Rodrigo

(01:59:43):
coming out as their special guest. Leno del Ray brought
out Billie Eilish, Jayvalvin was on stage, and Will Smith
got up there to do a little.

Speaker 5 (01:59:51):
Men in Black.

Speaker 6 (01:59:52):
So it was an amazing weekend. We can't wait to
see what happens next weekend.

Speaker 5 (01:59:56):
Michael J.

Speaker 6 (01:59:56):
Fox was talking about how back in his day you
actually have to be talented back in the eighties to
be famous. He said, we used to bust our ass
our acting muscles and watch other actors and sit around
and talk about acting. He said, back in the day,
we were tougher. We didn't have social media, we didn't
have any of that crap. We were just famous, left

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to our own resources, and it was an amazing time.
You had to be talented. That really helped snl Over
the weekend. Ryan Goslin apparently kicked ass. Everybody is talking
about it. So if you get a chance to watch that,
please do. And Dua Lipa will be hosting and performing
on SNL May fourth. SNL is off this weekend. They're
taking a little break.

Speaker 5 (02:00:37):
And Tom Cruise. How cool is this?

Speaker 6 (02:00:39):
He's been sending Dakota Fanning a birthday gift every year
since they start together in War of the Worlds. Back
in two thousand and five. He gave her her first
cell phone, a Motorola Razor, when she was just eleven
years old, and every year he's been sending her a
birthday gift, including her recent thirtieth birthday. So cool. And
our boy Jellyroll is losing weight. He is doing so well,

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he says, I've been kicking ass. I'm doing two to
three miles a day, four to six days a week,
twenty to thirty minutes in the sauna, six minutes in
a cold plunge every day, and I'm eating healthy right now.
So he is doing great. And what are we watching?
The Voice American Idol? So you think you can dance
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Speaker 7 (02:01:40):
All right, shows done, Let's get out of here until
next time. Say peace out, everybody, Peace out out, everybody,