April 16, 2024 • 4 mins
Here are your daily horoscopes for April 16th, 2024
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Your daily horoscopes from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
In the Morning Show, they've talked about it. What's the
day all about?
Speaker 3 (00:08):
I know here in New York, in the New York area,
it's supposed to be gorgeous today, which is why everyone
this is that time of year. You hear it, Everyone's
walking around and scratching their eyes and sneezing, and I am,
oh my god, yesterday I felt like I wanted to
take a lighter and light light my eyeballs, going to
give them some relief right.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Anywhere, scratch them so hard that you get that little
squishing sound.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Oh yeah, I do too.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
It's so great.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
It clicks. It almost clicks when you rob them. My
sockets are clicking.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
But yeah, yesterday was like, oh so right now, I'm
trying to like turn all my old like junk drawers
upside down to see if there's any musin x or
something in there.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
That can relieve you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
But the good news is there's good news when it
comes to all the pollen. We got beautiful flowers everywhere. Yeah,
I mean, it's gonna kill us all that it's beautiful.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
And once it all comes out, people will start feeling.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Better exactly around winter time. With the so crazy let's
roll it into the horoscopes.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Who are doing it with I'd love to do them
with Gandhi this morning, Oky Josses, you do?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Are you up for it? To Gandhi? I'm ready, I can,
You're on les go all right.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
If you celebrate today, you celebrate with Anya Taylor, Joy,
Chance the Rapper and Martin Lawrence. Happy birthday, everybody Capricorn.
Look out for positive blessings around every corner. Your day
is a ten Aquarius.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Take a deep breath and dive into the unknown parts
of yourself. Oh my, Your day's a nine.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Pisc Stop chasing perfection and learn to just enjoy the ride.
Your day's a five.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Ari's acceptance is the first step to overcoming many feelings
of burnout. Your days of six.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Touris see your worth for what it is and don't
let others cheapen it. Your day is an eight tay Gemini.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Buckle up and put yourself in the driver's seat of
your own life.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Your day's a nine Cancer. Change your approach. Stagnation leads
to bad choices. Your day is a six Leo.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
A smile can open many doors for you. You never
know who will appreciate a friendly face. Your day's an eight, Virgo.
Look we'll soon be on your side. Hold out hope
for the best. Your day's a seven. Hey, Libra, remember
the difference between your pride and your boundaries. Your days
an eight Scorpio.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Focus on communicating your wants and needs clearly. Your day
is a seven.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
And finally, Sagittarius, your soft nature will help bring down
even the toughest exteriors. Your day's of nine and those
are your Tuesday morning horoscopes.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
All right, Danielle, it's up to you. You're taking over next.
All right, stories for the day.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
What do you have coming on?
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Katy Perry's nip slip and oh Jay's white Bronco.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Back on the market.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Really of course, come on.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
The cat that's gonna come in for that thing now?
Of course that guy is stupid alright.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Also, we do have one thousand dollars sorry you going
through puberty. We have a thousand dollars few your phone
to have about an hour away. Any guests today or just.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Good morning, good morning, let's.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Talk about Hello fresh. I think it's scary you could
be getting the box this week, is it you? No,
I think froggy because I got my last you take
a second box. Okay, we'll talk about talk about your
favorite thing in the Hello Fresh box last week.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
What'd you love? I like the crunchy chicken, the chicken
crunch one with the crem fresh. It was amazing. Oh
my god.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
You know he came into that and I said, what
is this crem freychie.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Freshes.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
It introduces me to things that I've never made before,
concoctions and sauces.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Usually I'm a plain guy chicken plane. But when you
put stuff on it, it's much better.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
It's scary chicken plane.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
We don't call those condiments. Yes, when you put something
on it, it's great. Look you know it's it's springtime
and full effect, as you can tell. Oh, that's why
Hello Fresh is delivering farm fresh produce, peak ripeness. You
can taste the freshness and everybody you could have your
meals ready in twenty minutes or less, which we love
about Hello Fresh.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
So why go to the store and buy a that
stuff to.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Make your very own ouy guy lava cake when they
can do it for you. They have cheesecakes more mouth
watering treats for dessert. As matter of fact, you can
get dessert for free for life at HelloFresh dot com
slash Elvis. You get one free dessert item in every
Hello Fresh box with your active subscription. Scary keep that
in mind. Yep, dessert it the way Next time, simply
(04:22):
go to HelloFresh dot com slash
Your daily horoscopes from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
In the Morning Show, they've talked about it. What's the
day all about?
Speaker 3 (00:08):
I know here in New York, in the New York area,
it's supposed to be gorgeous today, which is why everyone
this is that time of year. You hear it, Everyone's
walking around and scratching their eyes and sneezing, and I am,
oh my god, yesterday I felt like I wanted to
take a lighter and light light my eyeballs, going to
give them some relief right.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Anywhere, scratch them so hard that you get that little
squishing sound.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Oh yeah, I do too.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
It's so great.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
It clicks. It almost clicks when you rob them. My
sockets are clicking.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
But yeah, yesterday was like, oh so right now, I'm
trying to like turn all my old like junk drawers
upside down to see if there's any musin x or
something in there.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
That can relieve you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
But the good news is there's good news when it
comes to all the pollen. We got beautiful flowers everywhere. Yeah,
I mean, it's gonna kill us all that it's beautiful.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
And once it all comes out, people will start feeling.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Better exactly around winter time. With the so crazy let's
roll it into the horoscopes.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Who are doing it with I'd love to do them
with Gandhi this morning, Oky Josses, you do?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Are you up for it? To Gandhi? I'm ready, I can,
You're on les go all right.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
If you celebrate today, you celebrate with Anya Taylor, Joy,
Chance the Rapper and Martin Lawrence. Happy birthday, everybody Capricorn.
Look out for positive blessings around every corner. Your day
is a ten Aquarius.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Take a deep breath and dive into the unknown parts
of yourself. Oh my, Your day's a nine.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Pisc Stop chasing perfection and learn to just enjoy the ride.
Your day's a five.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Ari's acceptance is the first step to overcoming many feelings
of burnout. Your days of six.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Touris see your worth for what it is and don't
let others cheapen it. Your day is an eight tay Gemini.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Buckle up and put yourself in the driver's seat of
your own life.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Your day's a nine Cancer. Change your approach. Stagnation leads
to bad choices. Your day is a six Leo.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
A smile can open many doors for you. You never
know who will appreciate a friendly face. Your day's an eight, Virgo.
Look we'll soon be on your side. Hold out hope
for the best. Your day's a seven. Hey, Libra, remember
the difference between your pride and your boundaries. Your days
an eight Scorpio.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Focus on communicating your wants and needs clearly. Your day
is a seven.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
And finally, Sagittarius, your soft nature will help bring down
even the toughest exteriors. Your day's of nine and those
are your Tuesday morning horoscopes.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
All right, Danielle, it's up to you. You're taking over next.
All right, stories for the day.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
What do you have coming on?
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Katy Perry's nip slip and oh Jay's white Bronco.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Back on the market.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Really of course, come on.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
The cat that's gonna come in for that thing now?
Of course that guy is stupid alright.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Also, we do have one thousand dollars sorry you going
through puberty. We have a thousand dollars few your phone
to have about an hour away. Any guests today or just.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Good morning, good morning, let's.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Talk about Hello fresh. I think it's scary you could
be getting the box this week, is it you? No,
I think froggy because I got my last you take
a second box. Okay, we'll talk about talk about your
favorite thing in the Hello Fresh box last week.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
What'd you love? I like the crunchy chicken, the chicken
crunch one with the crem fresh. It was amazing. Oh
my god.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
You know he came into that and I said, what
is this crem freychie.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Freshes.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
It introduces me to things that I've never made before,
concoctions and sauces.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Usually I'm a plain guy chicken plane. But when you
put stuff on it, it's much better.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
It's scary chicken plane.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
We don't call those condiments. Yes, when you put something
on it, it's great. Look you know it's it's springtime
and full effect, as you can tell. Oh, that's why
Hello Fresh is delivering farm fresh produce, peak ripeness. You
can taste the freshness and everybody you could have your
meals ready in twenty minutes or less, which we love
about Hello Fresh.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
So why go to the store and buy a that
stuff to.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Make your very own ouy guy lava cake when they
can do it for you. They have cheesecakes more mouth
watering treats for dessert. As matter of fact, you can
get dessert for free for life at HelloFresh dot com
slash Elvis. You get one free dessert item in every
Hello Fresh box with your active subscription. Scary keep that
in mind. Yep, dessert it the way Next time, simply
(04:22):
go to HelloFresh dot com slash
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