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April 23, 2024 8 mins
Skeery wants you to say "excuse me" when you are in a crowded club, Nate has a mind job for us, Sam loves celebrating Jewish traditions and holidays, Danielle had a kerfuffle with a gate agent at the airport, Froggy wants to know how these memes work, and Gandhi wants you to find a doctor that is right for you.

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show. All right, let's go round the room.
No excuses. You must have an around the room submission.
Ready to go. We'll start with scary what's up?

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Well, how didn't you expect you to start with me?

Speaker 1 (00:18):
I went over and over and over fifty thousand times,
be prepared, and they're not prepared.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
There's the deal. I just want to say this when
you go to when you go to a bar, okay,
I just remember back in the day going to bars
and clubs, when you want to get past somebody in
the crowded place, and it's body on body, you can tap,
give a little shoulder taped to know that somebody coming
from behind you, and you kind.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Of say maybe a polite excuse me as you walk through.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
This is an experiment now the last year or so,
any bar or a crowded club that I've ever been at,
people just barrel through. They don't know how to speak,
they don't know how to say excuse me, just something
you just push on through. I got knocked over, you know.
Make times I've like spilled drinks on people because they
just come. What happened to the common courtesy, the decency

(01:08):
of just saying politely, excuse me, can I get through?

Speaker 1 (01:13):
It's still alive because you do it, I do it.
I would.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
I would assume everyone in this room is like that,
maybe except for Gandhi. With gen Z, I'm little. I
just barrel right through, you go under right. Yeah, I'm
just saying it's a generational thing. I think gen Z
doesn't do it.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
I have had that happen before where I have touched
somebody to same move and they thought I was starting
with them, and so they turned around and were like,
what's the matter.

Speaker 5 (01:37):
The matter got them get out of the way, blaze.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
I think they just don't know how to talk.

Speaker 6 (01:40):
It's it's scary. It's the same way of concerts. I
was in the pit area sandbar at the Kenny Chesney
show and one person they turned their back and the
other person was they were walking backwards. The person in
front of them was pushing and they were like a
battering ram, just pushing through the crowd, knocking people over.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Don't it started to fight? Yeah, that's how. Yeah, someone
should take an ice pick and go out of their
eyes up with you. Well, thank you? Scary. I think
common courtesy is a very good suggestion, and I I'm
so glad your bought it up. Hey, yes, traight eight?
What's up with you?

Speaker 7 (02:07):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (02:08):
You know I love history. Well I got a mind
job for you.

Speaker 7 (02:10):
I'm about to blow your mind. Did you know secret
agents in Britain in early nineteen hundreds they used to
use a secret ink and invisible ink. Do you know
what that ink was?

Speaker 1 (02:21):
No rhymes with he men and semen? Yes, each secret age.
You know you made it worse by rhymees with hemen. Well, yeah,
I'll just can say you can say semen.

Speaker 7 (02:34):
I'll just go right out and say it. They use
their own semen as a secret invisible ink. It works.
You can go ahead and try it. I haven't tried
it myself. But they had to stop using it because
the recipient would complain of the smell.

Speaker 5 (02:49):
Ok, there's wait a minute, so does that? What happen?
And then it goes away and then you can see what.

Speaker 8 (02:53):
That and then I don't know how they magically got
it to reappear, but they used it, but they had
to stop using it. And also because they were complaining
that the agents didn't have enough to finish the letter Okay.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yeahs such a visual. I just have it. Well, that'd
be a secret message on my back.

Speaker 9 (03:25):
Anyway.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
We love history, Thank you, straight night everywhere. All right,
let's go to UH producer Sam, what's up with you? Okay?

Speaker 10 (03:37):
So I am no means a very religious person. I
know a lot of people aren't very religious. But I
love the Jewish holidays because I love tradition. I love
the things I get to do with my family. And
for Passover yesterday, we're all adults. Now, we're all grown
up except for my little niece. And what did we do.
We passed around the Rugrats Passover book and each of
us read a page as we showed everywhere traditions and

(04:00):
then we ate. It's my favorite tradition. I love the
Rugrats Passover Book, and I love how no matter how
old we all get, that is what we're doing. That
is the holiday to me and my family. So happy
Passover to everyone who celebrated. And if you are Jewish,
go check out that book. It's it's great literature.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
It's awesome. What Scotty was to say something, Yes, Scotty,
happy Passover to you. Thank you.

Speaker 11 (04:19):
I just want to jump on the tradition's bandwagon for
a second, if you don't mind. Because as I was
eating mediocre sator food last night, I realized, well, because
this is the first year my mom didn't cook, she's
kind of she just can't really do it anymore. So
I was thinking. I asked her for all her recipes.
Don't let recipes die with generations, and so got that
whole book and I could try to cook. The brisket

(04:40):
not going to be as good, but it'll be much
better than the craft we had last night. So you know,
get your parents' recipes and try to try to carry on.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
I tell you, you know, my mom who passed away
wet ten years ago, we still have recipes in her handwriting.
It's so cool. It's so even if you don't, even
if you don't eat the recipe or the dish, see
her handwriting and it's it's it's soul food for your
for your heart. Hey, Danielle, what's up with you?

Speaker 5 (05:04):
All right? So you were there with me the other day.
We were in the airport.

Speaker 9 (05:08):
And the microphone at the counter was not working when
the person was trying to tell everyone what to do,
so I didn't hear them because the microphone wasn't working.

Speaker 5 (05:20):
So we get up to the thing and.

Speaker 9 (05:21):
The lady goes, you can't do that, no, da da da,
And I go, well, well, I don't understand.

Speaker 5 (05:25):
She's like, didn't you hear us make the announcement?

Speaker 9 (05:28):
And normally I would just smile and say, okay, no problem,
but I was like, listen to me.

Speaker 5 (05:35):
There was no announcement.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Your microphone is not working. He was even using her yeah.

Speaker 5 (05:41):
I was like, what are you doing.

Speaker 9 (05:42):
I was like, maybe if you use the microphone, I
would have heard what you said, but I didn't.

Speaker 5 (05:46):
She did not love what I She did not love
my my.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Uh well, she'll get out. She was. She was not
very nice.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Sometimes Look, I know, when you work for an airline
or any customer, a customer related job, whatever, you got
to deal with a bunch of jerks. I get that. Yeah,
but you don't have to be jerks to everyone. And
she was being a jerk to everyone. Yes, you know,
no normally.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
And normally I'm not gonna say anything, but I was like,
this is really I mean, how can you get mad
at me when no one can hear you?

Speaker 1 (06:17):
And you know, Daniel's voice the whole terminal heard it
that microphone, Alice. I loved it. Hey, what's up there? Froggy?

Speaker 6 (06:26):
So have you guys seen these memes? I know Gandhi
posted yesterday, I posted a couple of days ago. It's
an image why you close your eyes and you open
your eyes barely and you see something that you don't
see with your eyes fully open.

Speaker 5 (06:36):
Oh yeah, have.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
You seen this? So here, I'm gonna hold it up
on the camera.

Speaker 12 (06:39):
That one yesterday got me.

Speaker 5 (06:40):
Yeah, yeah, you look look okay, yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Right, okay.

Speaker 6 (06:44):
Can somebody explain how the hell they're doing that? I
put it on my Instagram and can how's that happen?
Because when you look at it with your eyes fully open,
it's not there. But when you close your eyes and
barely open them, they're there. So how is it we're
seeing two different things with your eyes are different? Like,
I don't know, someone somewhere knows the answer. What the
hell is going on?

Speaker 12 (07:03):
That's that one that you're talking about that I posted
when I saw it because I was like, oh, we'll
see shut my eyes kind of opened it. When I
saw what I was supposed to see, I dropped my phone.

Speaker 5 (07:12):
I was like, yes, it is crazy.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Wow, it's posted at Froggy's Instagram. What's your Instagram? It's
at Froggy Radio. Absolutely, Hey, Gandhi, what's.

Speaker 5 (07:23):
Up all right?

Speaker 12 (07:24):
So we were talking earlier about how women tend to
have a higher survival rate in a hospital when they
are treated by women doctors. So I wanted to remind
people of the importance of trying, if you can, to
get a primary care physician who is similar to you,
as similar to you as somebody can be. So if
you are like me, you're an Indian woman, an Indian
woman is probably your best shot when it comes to

(07:45):
primary care because there are a lot of things that
happen with specific races and genders that that race and
that gender are more in tune with. Just by nature,
doesn't mean anybody else is neglecting you. It's not a
bad thing if you have if I have, a white
male doctor, but if you can get somebody similar to you,
it's better for your health and better for a lot
of stuff in the in the long run.

Speaker 5 (08:03):
Mine is Indian too. Yeah I'm not Indian, but she
isn't good.

Speaker 12 (08:07):
Yeah, almost all my doctors are Indian women, but yeah,
we love them. And if you can do it.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Do it. I love my doctor. She is a wonderful woman,
and I think she's the best doctor I've ever had
in my life.

Speaker 12 (08:19):
That's awesome.

Speaker 5 (08:20):
That's awesome.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
I love it. Yeah. And if you can connect with
a doctor, of course, if they're more like you and similar,
as you're saying, I get that. But if you find
a great one that's maybe a little similar, take it.
Oh absolutely, because I mean there's nothing better than a
great doctor anyway. I thank you for bringing that up, though.
So women, go ahead, get a get a female. Get

(08:41):
a woman as your doctor primary care. She knows more
about you than the guys. Definitely, do we all go?
And are we all lit? I think we are

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