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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
If you experience.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Memorial Day weekend here in the New York area, it's
either you drive to the Hampton's out on the lie
or you drive down the shore on the Parkway. Either way,
this is the weekend where you see people pulled off
to the side of the road and taking a piss.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
That's what's happening. That is true.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
This is where you see it the most. This is
the weekend you're gonna see a lot of people peeing
on the side of the road.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
There's so much traffic, Like you freaking could be normally
take you an hour and fifteen take you four hours
and in that time come on.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Yeah, you know, and the guys, you know, we can.
You always use the old gatorade bottle. But women not
so easy. So when's the last time you just got
out of your car and pete on the side of
the road, anyone.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I've done it at soccer matches, not out of the car.
I've gone into the woods and.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Wait, wait, hold on.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
So you're there watching your kids play soccer, and all
of a sudden, oh look, soccer mom gets up and
just disappears into the woods, like Homer Simpson backing into
the shrubs, because sometimes.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
You go to these tournaments and it's like in the woods,
it's like out of nowhere, and the bathroom was locked.
You've got to figure it out, so you have to
kind of just go into the woods.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Ye right, I've only seen outside once in my life. Really,
fourth birthday, man, we were hammered. How to do it?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Now?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Was it out in the woods or is it between
two parked cars in New York City?
Speaker 4 (01:22):
It was actually horrifically it was in a parking lot
into a sewer, like the great the sewer great?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Oh good, Yeah, well that's good. At least that was convenient.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Yeah the sewer was there, zero coverage whatsoever.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
But what about you, Froggy. You're a big p on
the side of the road kind of guy, aren't you.
I will, but let me tell you who has a problem.
And the band going on long road trips. Scotty b
So we were on the long road trip driving my
son up to New York there to bring him to
Long Island, and Scotty kept having to stop. So one
point I said, dude, just use this gate raaye bottle.
He's like, no, I refuse to go in that gate
(01:54):
Ray bottle. I said, why he goes because you drank
out of it. I'm like, what does it matter? He's like, no,
he won't pee in a bottle that somebody else drink on.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
What you get it? How do you get that, Scotty.
Scotty explain this to us. It's kind of like we're
making out. I don't know, I don't know. You're not.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
It's it's it's unless you're into like humping bottles. It
makes no sense.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
What's because Frogy.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Hold on, hold on for the record, Danielle, all of
us guys aren't weird. I think that's weird. I wouldn't
do that. I would pee in a bottle that someone's
lips had been on.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
Froggy, saliva is on the rim and wipe it off.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
I sorry, I still tell you something.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Scotty is not that big where he is to worry
about his touching Listen.
Speaker 6 (02:41):
I needed the wide gatorade. I needed the wide mouth bottle.
But the problem with the problem with this bottle is
it was only twelve ounces, so I had to pinch
it off when I was only halfway through, and that's
really difficult to do.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
How much did you have to pee? A lot? Oh my,
but it was the small bottle. But wait a minute,
but Daniel, run up a good point.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
You're you're ding dong isn't big enough to hit the
side of the of the circle. I mean, it's like
playing operation with you. The thing's never gonna go and
you're gonna get right in there and pull that bone out.
I could have used I could have used the poland spring.
Just fine, it's gonna.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Get it on the rim. So weird.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
You guys are weird. If you've got a pee. I
bet I bet you if you really had to pee
and it was an emergency, you would change your mind
in that on that I bet you would.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I did it. I did it.
Speaker 6 (03:24):
I just like I had to stop. It's hard to stop.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Well okay, okay, what got stuck in the bottle?
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Please?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
No, it did?
Speaker 6 (03:34):
It definitely didn't.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Emergency room. Now, how do you explain this one too?
I think they could.
Speaker 6 (03:38):
They could probably understand that one. I get it, but
I saved it for the rest area. I didn't throw
it out the window. I hate when people do that.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Oh good, yeah, yeah, because you know what, you don't
never ever pick up any yellow colored. Never pick up
a bottle off the side of road and drink out
of it.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I think that's really no.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Hey, guys, don't worry you do.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
You see how many of those pea bombs on the
side of the cross Bronx when you're driving?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Yeah? I never think.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Scottie b comes up with the weirdest stories like what
what did you do recently that made you throw your
back out?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
What did you do? Why are you telling him?
Speaker 6 (04:13):
I turned around to get milk out of the refrigerator
and my pocket on my shorts got caught on the handle,
and as I was pulling, I was like, ah, because
I didn't expect me not to be able to go,
So my back hurts.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Now, that's right.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Froggy threw out his ba teeth when I was at
his house.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
It's okay. I broke a rips kneezing one. So who
am I scary? I yawned and broke a rib man,
trust me getting old socks. You know who used to say.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
That all the time is Uncle Johnny would always say that,
you know, until until the very end he was like,
please don't get old it's awful.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
You know.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
It was three It was oh wow, It was three
weeks and twenty minutes ago that Uncle Johnny passed away,
and uh, I was looking at him this morning. We
have we have a picture of him in our bedroom
where we have this wall of fame for whatever short
shelf of fame for pictures of friends and stuff. And
I looked at him, like, Johnny, you know, I wish
you were here to kick off the weekend with us.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
He would have a nice, a nice Memorial Day Martini.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Yes, after he put his teeth in exactly.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Let me ask you this, So, if Uncle Johnny had
sucked down on Martini and you had to pee in
the car, Scotty, would you pee in the Martini glass?
Speaker 6 (05:33):
In a glass that's hard? Yeah, yeah, it's why it's
big enough. You just absolutely like I'd pee in a
bowl because it doesn't touch the sides.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
You know what I love about radio. We paint pictures
with words, so the visuals hereo just kind of fun.
A big mixing bowl the problem. Okay, all right, there
you go,