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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the morning show,
we should bring.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Back the let me speak to the manager segment name
anytime you want.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
I mean, well, really, well, have you watched people? I
heard from our text message department in the back that
people were complaining about our show today? What let me
see what they say? Yeah, but the people in the
back as reporting back to me, why do you guys
always talking about Pooh on your show?

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Because that's what people do?

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Ee okay, Well whoever answered said, well, we all pooh?
Are you triggered? Are you triggered over pooh conversation? Well,
that's not nice. And then we got to complain from
a parent who is They were very nice. By the way,
we were talking earlier about that club that used to

(00:53):
be in New York City, Danielle other vaults, guys, I
love you. Iall listen every day. The conversation about the
vaults this morning went too far. Please imagine you're in
your car with your eleven year old trying to explain
why Elvis is talking about men putting their d I
can't say ds through a chain link fence.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
You guys are better than this.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
Well, no offense, mom or dad, We're not better than that.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
Do you know the visual?

Speaker 5 (01:22):
I am right now, this poor dad getting a phone
call from school today at recess today. We just wanted
to tell you what your son was doing.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
At the fence.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Okay, I don't want to I don't want to offend anyone.
And we love listening people who listen to us. But
this show has never been meant for eleven year old.
We talk about suggestive things all the time. We do
it in a way that we can legally get away
with it. And I'm sorry, I mean, I don't mean

(01:55):
to offend. Should at least be twelve. Sorry, Look, you know,
I don't know. I don't know what it's like being
a parent, and so I get it. If I was
a parent with a eleven year old in the in
the car, I would not turn this show on.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
You turn it down.

Speaker 5 (02:09):
You just have to turn it. If you hear like
us all of a sudden say certain words, you turn
it down.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Well, you sometimes you can't be fast enough.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Well, and now here's someone else, you know, Gandhi you're
talking about how your Instagram was flagged and now your
name on Instagram baby hot sauce. Yeah, it is like
flagged because it has the word baby in the word
a hot in it. Yeah, so this person keeps saying,
I think on the reason Gandhi's Instagram got flagged for

(02:37):
sexual content, I can explain, I know, but they've texted
it like ten times. I gotta block you. You better
get that. If you want to get in touch with
the call them now. If you send us messages over
and over and over, we block you.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Just let you know.

Speaker 6 (02:51):
You think it could be a glitch though in the system,
or that they actually hit ten times.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
No, it's someone who wants to get our attention, and
obviously they did. I'm talking about it, but I'm gonna
block them. Good Bye, better you, better go, better go,
better go get it.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Get that number.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
I wonder how many people we've blocked over the years.
People this day say things that just piss us off, right,
you know what I'm saying? Oh yeah, yeah, we're easily offended.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
What are you gonna do?

Speaker 3 (03:18):
So we talk about poop, we talk about men putting
their junk through chain link fences.

Speaker 5 (03:22):
I'm sure when I go home today, I'll get questioned
by my kids. So Ma, tell us about that time
you and dad went to the vault. I'm like, oh jeez,
and the.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
Naked man was licking Mommy's toe.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
You know.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Wait, no, seriously, we are not a show for eleven
year old I get it, but we never have been.
When we first remember Scary You were here. Then we
started doing the show, and they always Tom Polman was
the program director. He said, you need to have a
mommy and me show. Always keep in mind it's mommy
and me in the car on the way to school.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
No, I'm not going to do a mommy and me show,
safe for both. I didn't When did that change. I
thought we had a certain.

Speaker 5 (04:02):
Time of the morning at one point where we were like, okay,
so this is we can do it now because most
kids are in after eight thirty.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
We were.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
Then you want to do the questionable content after eight
thirty nine o'clock, get into that stuff. Our show is
what it is. Look, you don't go to Long John
Silvers and ask for hamburgers.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
You know that's I don't know what that came Long
John silver Anyways.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
I don't even know if.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Here in Santa Fe we've got them. We still you know,
we still have an olive garden and those are closing
down left right.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
You don't go to Olive Garden and order Hamburgers.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
You know, you don't come to our show and expect
us not to talk about penises in chain link fences. Sorry,
I mean, am I coming across as an ahole? I
don't mean b but that's her show.

Speaker 5 (04:57):
Yeah, we can't chan And you have to be able
to talk to your kids about what they hear anyway
and say for sure you know this is this, this
is that.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
You know as a mommy, you can say that. But
I'm not a parent, so I cannot tell anyone how
to be a parent.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
I'm not. Look, it's got to be rough in this world.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
And I know that you want to listen to our
show in the mornings and you want to protect your
kids from the filth that survives in this world. Not
my problem, no offense is I can't. I can't change
the show.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Discuss more things on their phone on their own at.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
School, or they may, but that's not our thing. I mean,
I I cannot sit here and defend why you should
let your kid listen to our show.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
Just don't let them listen. I'm not sorry.

Speaker 4 (05:40):
Kids on the playground are talking about way worse stuff than.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
We I know. But guys, that's not our problem.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
It's not you know, you're you're a parent, Danielle right
that we should not sit here and have to worry
about what the kids are hearing on the playground or whatever.
Just because they're hearing it on the playground doesn't mean
we're allowed to do whatever. No, as a parent, you
choose what your kids listen to.

Speaker 5 (06:02):
Of course you have that you know, and like you said,
if it's something that you don't want them to listen to,
you have to turn it off or not listen to
it when they're there. You know, what are you gonna
And nowadays we have the replay channel so you can
listen to us when the kids aren't there if you
need to.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Now I feel like a jerk.

Speaker 6 (06:20):
Why, I don't know. I think it's an interesting phenomenon
because I think a lot of people are so used
to just having their feed curated to them and everything
that they like and what they want, that when they
hear something they don't, they're like, I'm gonna fix this,
But you can't. You can't fix other people's content. You
just have to What are you doing?

Speaker 1 (06:36):
What do you do?

Speaker 2 (06:37):
If you don't like something, you just don't you flick
your finger.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
Well, I know, but they can. They can control their
kids online. Scary think that throat.

Speaker 5 (06:43):
Come on, I mean, obviously you want to protect your kids.
We all want to protect our kids. But you know
this is but this is not the show that you
should you know, No, we've only talked like this.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
I'm not going to apologize.

Speaker 5 (06:55):
Mother doesn't like what we say. I gotta apologize to
my mother had.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
The time and she's you know, I love your mother.
You owe her no apologies.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
Tell her. Turn on light FM. It's nice and safe
over there.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
They're playing a Carpenter's song right now, like Rainy Days
and Mondays or whatever song they're playing.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (07:12):
She's like, Danny, what did you mean by I'm like.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
Uh huh, all right now, I feel like like the evil,
evil idiot on the radio talking about mean things.

Speaker 6 (07:25):
No, no, I don't think anything was mean.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Talking about penis system, chaining fences and Pooh.

Speaker 6 (07:30):
Listen, a dinger through the fence is a fabulous morning
visual getting awards, and this should be highlighted.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
You're perfectly on brand.

Speaker 5 (07:40):
By the way, kids love Pooh so like, especially boys,
if they hear pooh on the radio, they think it's hysterical.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Is it poo or farts? I think they're in a
fart both.

Speaker 5 (07:49):
No poop and farts.

Speaker 6 (07:50):
Everything one's just a preamble to the next, isn't it.

Speaker 5 (07:53):
Yeah, My three year old nephew everybody, he tells everybody,
I'm gonna poop on your head.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
So it's all about poop. What an awful parent you are? Right?

Speaker 3 (08:02):
Hold on Live nineteen is Carrie? Oh god, she has
a seven year old. Oh lord, you must hate Carrie,
you must hate us. This is not a good show
for seven year olds to listen to.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Oh no, it's perfectly fine. I love it. We go
every morning on our commune to either work or school,
and she's just in the background, vibing with all of.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Us, vibing. I know.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
But if I'm talking about a gentleman in a club
sticking his penis through a chainley fence, I mean, do
you want your seven year old to hear that? I
mean I wouldn't want my seven year old to listen
to that.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
No offense.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
I don't think she understands what that is. So it
just goes through here or not the other.

Speaker 5 (08:41):
Yeah, has she ever asked you a question like that?
You have to explain what we were talking about?

Speaker 1 (08:47):
No, never, not once. He just laughs when I laugh.
And then when we do like the guessing games, when
it's like a song or something and I'm getting mad
at the person on the line, he doesn't know. She's like, Mommy,
it's okay, they're trying.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
Well, Carrie, look, at the end of the day, we
love that you listen. But if it's offensive for your
kid as a parent, that's your decision to turn it off, right,
You agree with that exactly?

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Yes, oh yeah. If I hear something like, oh well,
maybe she'll understand this, then I'll turn it down. And
then I'm like, are they done? And then I'll turn
it right back up.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Mommy, mommy, why did you turn the radio down?

Speaker 3 (09:22):
Well, they're talking about petising exactly.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
They're standing right beside me now, and she's like, smile
and she's like, oh my God.

Speaker 5 (09:30):
Is that good?

Speaker 3 (09:31):
Oh no, no, no, no dirty jostening to this.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
God? All right?

Speaker 3 (09:40):
Well, look, take thank you, Carrie, and we do appreciate
you listening to us every day.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
You have a great weekend. Promise I promise, all right,
all right, take care by.

Speaker 5 (09:51):
My kids grew up with Froggy, Like to me, there's
nothing for me.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Froddy Froggy. What falk Frogh.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
A friend that you should ever put on speakerphone because
when I call you, if you don't tell me, there's
other people that can hear me. I'm going to be
me and I'm going to say whatever I want to say,
and that's what you expect from me. But if you
don't want that, then tell me. I'm on speakerphone and
I will temper it. I will understand there's children around,
I shouldn't say this, this and that. But even then
sometimes my litmus is off and I'll just say whatever,

(10:25):
even if your kids are in the car.

Speaker 5 (10:26):
I go on vacation with Froggy and let your kids
hang around him. They learn things very quickly.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
But we had fun, did we not.

Speaker 5 (10:33):
We had a great time, Yes, exactly

Speaker 2 (10:37):
And the kids are scarred for life.

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