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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
You know, it's getting hotter out there. People are hoping
on airplanes and flying around and doing stuff that's good.
You know, are there any good deals at all? Is
air Fair still like sky High?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Literally?
Speaker 4 (00:16):
Yeah, that's pretty pricey, you know, and everyone's someone will
come out and say, well, you know, if you book
on a Thursday morning, you know you'll get I don't
know how that works, Tuesday Tuesdays Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Okay, Well I hope it does. But let me just
warn you. Once you get on that plane. Hell awaits
I mean, ask Gandhi. I mean when she was how
unhinged were the people on your plane? I mean, can't
they just sit down and shut up and fly from
point A to point B and then get off and
go high we're here?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
No, it's impossible. So it started out with a two
hour delay because I am not kidding you. The plane
that I was on, it was United, had a water leak,
so the last four or five rows were completely soaked.
So they acted like they were trying to clean it up.
I don't know if it ever happened. They had to
drain all the water from thee. There was no running
water on that flight. They said, if you before we
(01:03):
got on, if you have to go to the bathroom,
go now, because it's not going to be pretty if
you try to go on the flame.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
So that was fun, but because it was so delayed,
everyone was just getting antsy to start with. You know
how people line up group one, group two, so group
two usually lines up pretty early because they know that
there's gonna be limited overhead space. Well, these two women
saw everybody line up in group one or in group two,
I'm sorry, and they decided instead of getting in the
(01:29):
group two line, they were going to get at the
end of the group one line and skip everybody in
group two. They were group two, so they well not well,
they got to the front and the agent was like,
I don't think so, you're in group two. You need
to get in this line. They tried to argue. The
man in front of me screams bitches to the back
of the line starting the lines, She was like, wait,
(01:55):
been waiting here. Just like it erupted into these people
all screaming at each other. We finally get on the
plane and they're going through the exit row speech and
a little guy in the exit row was like, no,
I'm not going to help anyone. They didn't move him.
Everyone was like, just do it. Say yes, I'm like
(02:16):
just switching the spots. I'll switch you spots. I don't care.
I'll take the middle damn seat.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Let's you know, let me tell you. That's the whole
point in asking. If they say no, then move, you know. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
But he also didn't want to give up his seat.
I don't think he really totally understood what was going on.
He was just like, no, I'm not helping. And also
I want to sit here.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Oh god, don't you remember when we were flying and
that that one family Elvis tried to They tried to
do the same thing. They tried to get on the
line and the ticket guy was like, uh, you're like
boarding number six and he's She's like, they told me
I could come up here because I have these kids.
And he said your kids aren't small, doesn't.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Like they're like fourteen.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yeah, And the guy goes, yeah, I'm playing that crap
with me today.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Get him yeah, And you know what he said. He said.
He says, oh, lordie, you can tell this is a
fly to Newark. Okay, no offense so you know, it's
one thing when people around you on a plane are
unruly and you're like, shut up, But what if you're
the unruly party. Let's ask Danielle how loud she was
(03:17):
at her dining table with Goombah Johnny last night.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
So there was only four of us.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
That was it?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Four of us at the table. It was a loud restaurant.
Was Houston's? Is that who was saying? Houston?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Houston's huge? The street in New York is Houston is
Houston Street, But the name of the restaurant is Houston.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
So uses it's one of our favorite places. It's so
the great food, but love it. There was four of
us and we were chatting and it was loud in there.
But the lady came over to the table and she
was like, could just just bring it down just a
little bit, just a little bit, and I was. We
were all looking at each other going, oh damn, are
we that loud? So we were. We were cracking up,
(03:56):
laughing and hollering, drinking was great. We had the time.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
If that table's in the restaurant, Ryan, I'd rather be
at that table, Yeah, Like I would rather merge into
your traffic and have some fun. Plus you're with Goomba Johnny.
This an incredible wife.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Yeah, Danielle, her name is.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
We had the best time and Sheldon, yeah she I'd
rather be with your table. I mean, how loud were you?
I mean what we did? You were just laughing and
carrying on. You didn't even think about how loud you were.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
But we weren't because we are telling stories and cracking
up laughing, and then we were drinking, and then we
were you know, we were like reminiscing about funny things
that have happened in our careers and stuff, and like,
I don't know, we didn't Honestly, we looked at each
other like we didn't realize we were going and that
she was so nice about telling us to hush down.
(04:42):
And then as we're leaving, we're like bye.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Yeah. I always wonder if another table complained, and I
want to look around and see who is the stuffy
people that are like, yeah, those people are too loud.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
I did ask that. I don't think it was the
table to the right, but it could have been the
table to the left.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Oh yeah, you started looking around to see hmmm, who
ratted me out? All right, Well, if you were at
the Houston's Where which was Houston's is it?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
It was it Riverside.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Square Mall, the Riverside Square Mall in Bergen County, New Jersey,
And you were a Houston's and it was loud. That
was Danielle's table. You should have paid a cover charge
to be listening in on that.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
We had the best time. We had so much fun.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I know, I know well, but part of the good
time was getting yelled at having a good time. So
it's always fun to get into trouble, all right, Gandi
Gotti knows that I love it.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
It's