June 6, 2024 • 8 mins
Froggy has a peanut butter conundrum, Skeery's friend is figuring out a hack to work from home, Danielle hates people who don't know how to load the dishwasher, Gandhi loves a new Siri feature, Sam is in a fight with her husband, and Nate has a history fact for us.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran
in the Morning show. Okay, I may watch it. Let's
go around the room. What's on your mind? I know
that Froggy has loss on his mind. I can tell
by looking at him. His head's bulging, bulging. What's going on?
Am I a bad person?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Yes? What else? Daniel? Your turn?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
I have this jar of peanut butter here, and when
I'm done with the peanut every time I use the
knife to take a peanut butter out, sometimes I will
lick the knife in between and then go back into
the peanut butter again. But it's my peanut butter jar, right,
It's fine. I bring me here to work, it's mine. Well,
somebody here at work today said, hey, do you mind
if I can I use a little bit of your
peanut butter? And I said yes, So they used it.
(00:44):
So I didn't tell them that I licked the knife
in between. My dad, I didn't want to be I
felt like that was rude, Like, no, you shouldn't, but.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
It should you go? Tell them? What are they gonna do?
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Throw it up?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Yeah? I think it being a jerk. Can I use
your peanut butter?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yeah? But I licked the knife.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Said, well, you could have just said I don't mind,
but I just want you to know that I lock
it because I usually know you when the leaves soiled.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Well, at least I give them the option to go
have their stomachs pumped.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Yes, okay, sounds like you made out with them?
Speaker 5 (01:13):
Are they.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
It's a dude, Okay, it's okay. Dudes could be hot.
Speaking of hot, dude, scary?
Speaker 4 (01:21):
What's on your mind to for people who work remotely.
I know a lot of employers. They track to make
sure that.
Speaker 6 (01:27):
You're actually working by their mouse clicks and things like that.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
They have these programs. Well, guess what.
Speaker 6 (01:34):
A buddy of mine bought this device off of Amazon.
It's called the mouse Mover Jiggler and it basically it's
undetectable and it will click the mouse and move your
mouse even when you're not at the computer.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
How great is that?
Speaker 6 (01:50):
So, actually, people who work remotely and don't want to work,
especially now it's the summer, people want to go to
the beach and stuff, just install this bad boy.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
And just basically let it do it.
Speaker 6 (01:59):
You know, click the mouse. So when your employer tries
to track you, they see the mouse clicking like.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Oh they see activity, They see activity? How great White
order that thing? Just get a cat, there's that. They
play with it all day. Oh thank you kitty.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Uh wow? Do I wonder people who actually use that?
They so many sold.
Speaker 7 (02:19):
We were talking about this on the air the other
day about like remote secretly working remotely and all the
people who buy this, because when I was in Mexico,
a bunch of my friends bought it and used it
the whole time they were there.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
It's the honked undetectable mouse mover jiggler with onoff switch.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
It sounds like it's sex toy that Froggy ordered one time.
Box two hooked that up to your thing there, Frog,
tell us how your mouse mover's rolling? Hey, Danielle, what's
up with you? All right?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
So I just posted this on my Instagram story because
I thought it was so funny. In every relationship, there
is one person who stacks the dishwasher like a Scandinavian architect,
and then one who stacks it like a raccoon on
crystal meth.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah, we have that in our house too. I am
the the organizer in the I'm the only one allowed
to load the dishwasher because when I open it up
after Alex feeds it, it looks like a friggin bob
went off in there and nothing gets clean.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Everything is like half of the dishes are still crusted.
And they're like, well, why is it not getting clean? Well,
look how you loaded it, your dumb ass.
Speaker 8 (03:21):
I'm like, oh, sorry, what about you?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Gandhi? What are you thinking about today?
Speaker 5 (03:27):
So?
Speaker 7 (03:27):
I have a new favorite thing once my phone finally
updated to the new iOS. When you're listening to your
air pods, you know your phone will read you text
messages that come in. Well, now it also describes photos.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Isn't that why? It's amazing? Yeah I haven't used that
feature yet. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (03:44):
So if you if you've updated and you're listening on
your AirPods, when someone sends you a picture, Siri will
say so. Yesterday, my sister sent me a picture of
them celebrating her dog's birthday and it said a ten
looking woman holding a piece of cake for a small
black dog.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I was like, what is this? Are you serious?
Speaker 7 (03:59):
Yes, it's amazing. I love So I was texting to
him like, everybody send me a picture and the descriptions
are great. She doesn't always know what she's talking about, but.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
She tried it. Called your sister a brown woman.
Speaker 7 (04:09):
A tan woman.
Speaker 8 (04:09):
Yeah for a small black dog.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
I have to use that. Okay, I'm done, Thank you.
I know I have the update. I gotta I gotta
take advantage of that. Hey, producer, Sam, what's up?
Speaker 5 (04:21):
I need to know who is stranger here? Me or
my husband William? So would you ship?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Thank you so much?
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Would share your deodorant or nail clippers with your partner, spouse, whomever.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Nail clippers, yes, deodorant no, deodorant, yes, absolutely no for both.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
And right now William and I are in a quarrel
because I found my nail clippers on the side of
the tub and I did not use them yesterday, and
he knows.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I hate that. Oh it's just nails. It's cutting into
parts of your body.
Speaker 7 (04:53):
It feels so.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
No, No, it's not like a scalpel he used for
open els.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
You you you other things with his parts of body. Yeah,
about nail clippers.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
I can't turn that one. It's doing around the world.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Do I go down the list right now? The things
you've done to parts of his body. We know I've
seen the campus. No, I just think that's gross.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
He's not allowed to use my damn nail clipper.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
You're okay that I find it unusual, but you know,
now a thousand people are going to text us, so
I don't want anyone touching my nail clippers.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
So three things, toothbrush, nail clipper, deodorant.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
No gandhi Danielle. You know there is one other person
on the show that would agree with all of these things,
Scotty B Scotty. I've been shaking my head, yes the
whole time.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
Thank you, Scotty.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
No, I'm in the pool with Scotty. Well, I mean
spray deodorant. You can share, but not a not a
word on things, not a song you get out of
the shower.
Speaker 6 (05:43):
What's the big deal?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
All little hairs and stuff? Now?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Stop it gross? Yes, agreed, you share toilet paper, I
mean it grows different. What's wrong with that? Am I
the only one? A nasty? Okay? Could you imagine?
Speaker 8 (06:00):
I did him?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Grown up in the olden days, when there was like
one thing of bath water in the tub and then
everyone shared it.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Yeah, you went in, then your brother went in, you
says the one in Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, no, no,
well none of us were around in those days.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
I mean people were, and that's where they did.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I mean, Nate's vocabulary was around days. Nate, what's going on?
Speaker 6 (06:22):
Nate?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Okay, So it's the it's the eightieth.
Speaker 8 (06:25):
Anniversary of D Day, when we started the liberation of
Europe from Hitler in the Nazis. And so sixteen million
Americans served in World War Two? Do you know how
many are left?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Just how many?
Speaker 8 (06:37):
Over one hundred thousand and one hundred and thirty die
every day. So if you're lucky enough to have a veteran,
a World War Two veteran in your family, or a
friend of a neighbor, talk to them, hear their stories.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
What a hell of a story that was liberating without doubt. God, Wow,
do you remember the first time you saw Saving Private Ryan? Wow?
I do vividly. Yeah. And of course the opening scene
of that film is very long and very frightening and
very moving and very disturbing. And that is your D Day,
what they feel D Day looked like when they stormed. Uh,
(07:14):
Normandy and Uh, I get goosebumps just thinking about it.
I mean it was, of course we were not there,
but a lot of soldiers who were there saw that
opening of Saving Private right and said, yeah, you know what,
from some perspective points there at the beach one many
would agree that it was. It's pretty accurate how it
(07:36):
went down. Of course they had like the timing wise
for film this and that. But uh, can you imagine
being a survivor from that day and actually traveling back
to France and visiting that beach and and of course
then they have that incredible, incredible cemetery up above, right,
and the memorials and things. It must be the most moving,
(07:57):
one of the most moving moments of your life if
you ever get to see it, not having served there,
but having served there that day. Wow, have you guys
all seen Saving Priyanate Ryan? Powerful stuff. Anyway, thank you
for bringing that up, Nate. I appreciate that very much
It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran
in the Morning show. Okay, I may watch it. Let's
go around the room. What's on your mind? I know
that Froggy has loss on his mind. I can tell
by looking at him. His head's bulging, bulging. What's going on?
Am I a bad person?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Yes? What else? Daniel? Your turn?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
I have this jar of peanut butter here, and when
I'm done with the peanut every time I use the
knife to take a peanut butter out, sometimes I will
lick the knife in between and then go back into
the peanut butter again. But it's my peanut butter jar, right,
It's fine. I bring me here to work, it's mine. Well,
somebody here at work today said, hey, do you mind
if I can I use a little bit of your
peanut butter? And I said yes, So they used it.
(00:44):
So I didn't tell them that I licked the knife
in between. My dad, I didn't want to be I
felt like that was rude, Like, no, you shouldn't, but.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
It should you go? Tell them? What are they gonna do?
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Throw it up?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Yeah? I think it being a jerk. Can I use
your peanut butter?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yeah? But I licked the knife.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Said, well, you could have just said I don't mind,
but I just want you to know that I lock
it because I usually know you when the leaves soiled.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Well, at least I give them the option to go
have their stomachs pumped.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Yes, okay, sounds like you made out with them?
Speaker 5 (01:13):
Are they.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
It's a dude, Okay, it's okay. Dudes could be hot.
Speaking of hot, dude, scary?
Speaker 4 (01:21):
What's on your mind to for people who work remotely.
I know a lot of employers. They track to make
sure that.
Speaker 6 (01:27):
You're actually working by their mouse clicks and things like that.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
They have these programs. Well, guess what.
Speaker 6 (01:34):
A buddy of mine bought this device off of Amazon.
It's called the mouse Mover Jiggler and it basically it's
undetectable and it will click the mouse and move your
mouse even when you're not at the computer.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
How great is that?
Speaker 6 (01:50):
So, actually, people who work remotely and don't want to work,
especially now it's the summer, people want to go to
the beach and stuff, just install this bad boy.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
And just basically let it do it.
Speaker 6 (01:59):
You know, click the mouse. So when your employer tries
to track you, they see the mouse clicking like.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Oh they see activity, They see activity? How great White
order that thing? Just get a cat, there's that. They
play with it all day. Oh thank you kitty.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Uh wow? Do I wonder people who actually use that?
They so many sold.
Speaker 7 (02:19):
We were talking about this on the air the other
day about like remote secretly working remotely and all the
people who buy this, because when I was in Mexico,
a bunch of my friends bought it and used it
the whole time they were there.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
It's the honked undetectable mouse mover jiggler with onoff switch.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
It sounds like it's sex toy that Froggy ordered one time.
Box two hooked that up to your thing there, Frog,
tell us how your mouse mover's rolling? Hey, Danielle, what's
up with you? All right?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
So I just posted this on my Instagram story because
I thought it was so funny. In every relationship, there
is one person who stacks the dishwasher like a Scandinavian architect,
and then one who stacks it like a raccoon on
crystal meth.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah, we have that in our house too. I am
the the organizer in the I'm the only one allowed
to load the dishwasher because when I open it up
after Alex feeds it, it looks like a friggin bob
went off in there and nothing gets clean.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Everything is like half of the dishes are still crusted.
And they're like, well, why is it not getting clean? Well,
look how you loaded it, your dumb ass.
Speaker 8 (03:21):
I'm like, oh, sorry, what about you?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Gandhi? What are you thinking about today?
Speaker 5 (03:27):
So?
Speaker 7 (03:27):
I have a new favorite thing once my phone finally
updated to the new iOS. When you're listening to your
air pods, you know your phone will read you text
messages that come in. Well, now it also describes photos.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Isn't that why? It's amazing? Yeah I haven't used that
feature yet. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (03:44):
So if you if you've updated and you're listening on
your AirPods, when someone sends you a picture, Siri will
say so. Yesterday, my sister sent me a picture of
them celebrating her dog's birthday and it said a ten
looking woman holding a piece of cake for a small
black dog.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I was like, what is this? Are you serious?
Speaker 7 (03:59):
Yes, it's amazing. I love So I was texting to
him like, everybody send me a picture and the descriptions
are great. She doesn't always know what she's talking about, but.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
She tried it. Called your sister a brown woman.
Speaker 7 (04:09):
A tan woman.
Speaker 8 (04:09):
Yeah for a small black dog.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
I have to use that. Okay, I'm done, Thank you.
I know I have the update. I gotta I gotta
take advantage of that. Hey, producer, Sam, what's up?
Speaker 5 (04:21):
I need to know who is stranger here? Me or
my husband William? So would you ship?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Thank you so much?
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Would share your deodorant or nail clippers with your partner, spouse, whomever.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Nail clippers, yes, deodorant no, deodorant, yes, absolutely no for both.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
And right now William and I are in a quarrel
because I found my nail clippers on the side of
the tub and I did not use them yesterday, and
he knows.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I hate that. Oh it's just nails. It's cutting into
parts of your body.
Speaker 7 (04:53):
It feels so.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
No, No, it's not like a scalpel he used for
open els.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
You you you other things with his parts of body. Yeah,
about nail clippers.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
I can't turn that one. It's doing around the world.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Do I go down the list right now? The things
you've done to parts of his body. We know I've
seen the campus. No, I just think that's gross.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
He's not allowed to use my damn nail clipper.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
You're okay that I find it unusual, but you know,
now a thousand people are going to text us, so
I don't want anyone touching my nail clippers.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
So three things, toothbrush, nail clipper, deodorant.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
No gandhi Danielle. You know there is one other person
on the show that would agree with all of these things,
Scotty B Scotty. I've been shaking my head, yes the
whole time.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
Thank you, Scotty.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
No, I'm in the pool with Scotty. Well, I mean
spray deodorant. You can share, but not a not a
word on things, not a song you get out of
the shower.
Speaker 6 (05:43):
What's the big deal?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
All little hairs and stuff? Now?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Stop it gross? Yes, agreed, you share toilet paper, I
mean it grows different. What's wrong with that? Am I
the only one? A nasty? Okay? Could you imagine?
Speaker 8 (06:00):
I did him?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Grown up in the olden days, when there was like
one thing of bath water in the tub and then
everyone shared it.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Yeah, you went in, then your brother went in, you
says the one in Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, no, no,
well none of us were around in those days.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
I mean people were, and that's where they did.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I mean, Nate's vocabulary was around days. Nate, what's going on?
Speaker 6 (06:22):
Nate?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Okay, So it's the it's the eightieth.
Speaker 8 (06:25):
Anniversary of D Day, when we started the liberation of
Europe from Hitler in the Nazis. And so sixteen million
Americans served in World War Two? Do you know how
many are left?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Just how many?
Speaker 8 (06:37):
Over one hundred thousand and one hundred and thirty die
every day. So if you're lucky enough to have a veteran,
a World War Two veteran in your family, or a
friend of a neighbor, talk to them, hear their stories.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
What a hell of a story that was liberating without doubt. God, Wow,
do you remember the first time you saw Saving Private Ryan? Wow?
I do vividly. Yeah. And of course the opening scene
of that film is very long and very frightening and
very moving and very disturbing. And that is your D Day,
what they feel D Day looked like when they stormed. Uh,
(07:14):
Normandy and Uh, I get goosebumps just thinking about it.
I mean it was, of course we were not there,
but a lot of soldiers who were there saw that
opening of Saving Private right and said, yeah, you know what,
from some perspective points there at the beach one many
would agree that it was. It's pretty accurate how it
(07:36):
went down. Of course they had like the timing wise
for film this and that. But uh, can you imagine
being a survivor from that day and actually traveling back
to France and visiting that beach and and of course
then they have that incredible, incredible cemetery up above, right,
and the memorials and things. It must be the most moving,
(07:57):
one of the most moving moments of your life if
you ever get to see it, not having served there,
but having served there that day. Wow, have you guys
all seen Saving Priyanate Ryan? Powerful stuff. Anyway, thank you
for bringing that up, Nate. I appreciate that very much
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