Scotty Hates Recycling

OK... well not really, but he hates refillable containers that don't match the original packaging.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Fine Elsie morning show.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
I'm can you hear us? Why are you in such
a fucking foul mood?

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (00:21):
There comes this but cracked Jesus, that's your new name.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
But crack Jesus.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
I saw two cracks to day. I saw his buck cracked.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Do why is everyone fleshing? Here we go? Ready, it's
a fifteen minute morning show podcast and we got a
full house today. There's Scottie b in the Serial Killers
podcast room I forgot the name of it. And there's Gandhi,
and there's Scary there they are, and there's got It
and of course we have Danielle Hello and straight Nate.

(00:53):
With all the puppies that came in today, it seems
like you'd be a little more itchy. How you're doing? Okay?
I see, I don't care about itchy. I don't care
about I don't care about exactly grumpy. What I do
care about is not breathing. Yeah, that's the that's the thing.
Are you wheezing a little bit? Yeah? So North To
Animally just came in with their puppies that wrote for adoption,

(01:14):
and I fell in love with one hard.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
This this puppy hit different? Yeah did anyway? Why why
is everyone flashing their butt cracks at you today? Gandhi?

Speaker 3 (01:24):
I am not into it. First of all, I don't
know what Scotty was just doing in there. He was
bending over. I saw some red underwear and a crack
that probably.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Wasn't wear my cock underwear today. You was roosters on.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
It, Okay, whatever, whatever it was, I just saw red
and butt crack. Then Scary was bending over to do
something when we were all playing with the puppies, and
I saw a lot of butt crack there too. Yeah,
yours like I got cracked?

Speaker 1 (01:47):
You had you do?

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Yea?

Speaker 4 (01:49):
I'm sorry you.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Crack is wat. My crack is wack.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
We're also convinced that Scotty's crack is a very very
high crack because you see it all the time, even
when he's not like bent all the way over. It's
just like real high you do do low rider paint.
I mean, your your pants are quite low.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Because all my shorts are thirty six is and I'm
much smaller than that now. But I don't feel like replacing.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Them, so you're just cheap and won't buy pants.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
I just go with the belt and whatever it works,
it works.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
It doesn't work, Okay, So that we got that out
of the way. Puppy allergies and ass cracks. What else
do we want to talk about?

Speaker 2 (02:27):
I can I bring something up that's by bothering me?
What if we said no, what's a It's another annoyance
of mine when people put things in containers or bottles
that don't belong in those containers or bottles. Like there's
soap in the bathroom here. It says soft soap, vanilla bean,
and it's green. They just keep refilling the same bottle

(02:49):
with different soap. Like there was one time I was
in Mexico and there was a Coca Cola bottle with
a hole in the cap and it was full of ketchup.
Like I can't use bottles that are designated for things
that are supposed to be in them, Just like the.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Gatorade bottle on the side of the highway. I guess what,
that's not gatorade. That's not let me in line.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
I just I don't. I don't like using things from containers,
for bottles that were not originally designed for what came in.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
You know they have that at bathroom body works now
where you can now buy the refill of your favorite
whatever it is, so you can buy the glass bottle
and then or you can just have your container and
refill it with any of the of the fragrances, so
you'll never know. It's like pot luck. What's in there?
If you if you're at somebody's house and they're refilling.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
No, I think you should look at it as a
good thing for the environment because people are reusing. No,
they are. No, you just want to throw everything away.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
No, you can recycle stuff. I'm okay, listen, I refilled
the soft soap in my house, but I put the
correct one in that bottle in that dispenser, so you
don't wash your.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
Hands here because you don't like that it's in the
wrong container.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
I use the I use the spurty stuff in the sink.
I don't know what's in there, but at least I
can't see the container.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
What really?

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Yeah, Oh, I have this refillable container that I got
like your bed bath and beyond whatever, uh in our
guest bathroom sink, and I keep forgetting. When you pump it,
it shoots across the Yeah. I mean it's like me
in high school. If you know what I'm saying that
happened over.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
The weekend at my parents' house. I beg your no,
well kind of. I guess my dad did the thing
where he puts water in the soap when it's running low.
So I pressed it regular and it's sprayed all over
my pants. Also, it's some of the soap dries, and
then you hit that pump, the rest of it might
squirt out the side or go in another direction and

(04:34):
really go far.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Yep. I got that from the hand sanitizer about ten
minutes ago. Same a difference.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
It's not that hard if you run this company, angle
it down a little bit, because there's some that just
are straight.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
So when you go to pump it, it's like Peter North.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
That's why if people get that reference.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
That's old has been porn star reference. Yeah, okay, let
it go, let it go, let it go, thank you,
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
Let it go. And then he took it one step.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Now, let it go. What's wrong with you dogs? What
have you done with the sweet nite we used to know?

Speaker 3 (05:18):
I thank you. I think some of the stroke cid
emacs are like amping up within the last six months.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Yeah, you can't blame this on your stroked between the dogs.
In this joke, you can't breathe. Get yourself. I'm getting
the beep in my ear on my arm. I'm sorry
my arm man. No, no, it's like shrieking in my ear.
Or that could be your bad choice of conversations. Are

(05:50):
we done? I think it has been five minutes?

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Has been it's been five forty five minutes.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
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