FULL SHOW: The Day We Mansplained

What do women really want? Today we're mansplaining! Elvis wants to fight and we discuss things we want to throw. Plus, we discuss life-changing decisions along with bad roommates, which can definitely go hand-in-hand. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
One of the most listening to your top forty morning
radio shows in the country. Elvis Durrant in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
You're very, very funny guy.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
I've been listening here in New York for a long time.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Say hello to Elvis d This is Elvis drain in
the Morning Show. Hey, Gandhi. Yes, what's the name of
that chocolate Christmas town you went to?

Speaker 4 (00:21):
Oh, Franken Mooth, frank if you have Yeah, it's a
little German town here in Michigan, yep. And it's really
popping at Christmas time. They have all kinds of chocolate.
You can watch fudge being made. They have the world's
biggest Christmas ornament store, Bronners. If you haven't heard of it. Yeah,
it's just this little, you know, kitchy little area, and
I always thought I go there.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
We were talking about tourist traps and you're saying that
you enjoy even though it's not Christmas time, you enjoy
going to Chocolate Mooth. What's it called. I don't know.
Franken Mooth, frank and Mooth, Yes, yes I did. And
so have you ever been a stonehenge? No stone hinges?
You know, you see a picture of stonehe you immediately,

(01:00):
you know that stone edge. It's one of those popular
photos of any site in the world.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
This is the most boring thing you've ever done. It's
just a much of rocks in a field. Of course,
you know there is a how did they get there?
Why are they lined up that way? I get that,
and I understand that. But you you get old, Here
comes the dogs, Stone Hinge. Don't go another one. I'll
tell you right now. I grew up going there to Loom,
to Loom, Mexico, don't go. Okay, there are granted, there

(01:30):
are some nice resorts near to Loom these days. Uh,
but to Loom itself. You know, if you read about it,
that's so, that's all you need to know. I mean,
it's it's it's mountains of old rocks, right. They used
to be very important Mayan things. I don't know what
are they?

Speaker 4 (01:47):
They were little pyramids too, aren't they.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Yeah? But you get there, you're like, God, is there
a bar close by?

Speaker 4 (01:56):
Totally with you? In general, I feel like so many
places where you go in they're like, these are the
ruins of blah blah. It's just a pile of rocks.
And then they fill in the blanks the way they
want to, and you're just standing there like, oh, really,
nine million years ago this was poppin' cool.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Okay, okay, this is I gotta be careful with this one.
Have you ever been to the Vatican? Yes, yes, okay,
did you enjoy? If you want to go see the
Sistine Chapel, you have to go through the entire things
to get there. And it's interesting, it's beautiful, it's interesting,
it's it's culturally significant, religious, religious significance, everything. But once

(02:33):
you get to the Sistine Chapel, it's a million people
getting yelled at.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
Yes, I got smacked in the Sistine Chapel. I got
smacked and I deserved it.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
They sell why they smack you in the Sistine Chapel.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
So you know, they say don't take any photos, No
photos allowed, because they want you to buy all the
pictures for a million dollars. But I had a camera
in my purse. My phone was just kind of turned
up at the ceiling. I clicked it. Man, they saw
me do it, and I got smacked in the hand.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
It's like, well, it's my fault, and they're like, shut up, stop,
stop talking. And so the guards at the Sixtine Chapel.
You're trying to look up at the beautiful, beautiful artwork
on the ceiling. They're yelling at you. I mean, they
yell at you. It's the negative experience I've ever had anywhere.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
They scream shut up the whole time.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
They scream shut up. They shush you, but they screamed.
They made him. They make you scared. They scare you
at the at the Vatican, like, why are you yelling
at me? Go away?

Speaker 4 (03:30):
So true?

Speaker 1 (03:31):
And then you know, then we went to see uh,
David right, the statue of David not not you know,
a whole different day, different place. And so someone whipped
out their camera to take a picture of David's a
little tiny and Wiener, it's not big. And then they started,
you know, they grabbed this guy's camera and and they

(03:52):
took it and they looked like they were robbing him.
I mean, you cannot take you may not take a
photograph of David's penis.

Speaker 5 (03:59):
Well will it liked? Is wiener?

Speaker 1 (04:01):
I don't know. There's no photos, no photo anyway. So
there are these tourist traps around the world that you
can just visit them online and you get everything you
need right there? What froggy?

Speaker 6 (04:12):
The road to Hannah in Hawaii, Yes, is only fun
for about the first hour, and it's a three hour ride,
and then you have to go back three hours down
the same road that you took there. It's beautiful, yeah,
but an hour in you're like, okay, I've seen it.
I'm ready to go back to where we started.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Has Brody told you his Road to Hanna story? Brody?
I mean you almost got thrown in jail, right, No, I.

Speaker 7 (04:35):
Actually did get thrown in jail. I had to take
mug shots and everything.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
He was arrested. The road to Hannah, it's it's it's
a waste of time. It's beautiful, but it's a waste.

Speaker 7 (04:45):
Go ahead, it's a waste. I crashed into one of
these stone bridges. There's like a hundred bridges, and because
I had stayed property, they had to check the big
bridge for damage, but of course I didn't know which
one it was as one hundred of them, so they
put me in a jail cell till the state police
checked every single bridge on a three hour road.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Oh at least you didn't back up into one of
the stone hinge stones. Ye, knock it over? Yeah, So
the road to Hannah. You know, it's a beautiful, beautiful road,
but you just get a little bit of it is
all you need. You stop and look at a waterfall,
then you go back to the Hilton. You know what
I'm saying, Enough enough, right, you're fine, All right, Brody,

(05:24):
please hold a Josent one two. Joe. Tell us where
we should not be wasting our time. Another tourist trap.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Oh hi, So I was in the same thing in London.
There's a thing called the Prime Meridian. Yeah, and so
it splits you know, east and west, and so I
was like, we actually did Stoneheads.

Speaker 8 (05:43):
I loved it.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
But the Primary India. I was like begging my friends,
like we have to go. We're only in London, you
know how many times are our lives. And so we
we like take the the train to get there, and
it's like this giant field you have to like walk
this long out get there. It's not clearly marked. We're
like looking all over the place. We're like where this

(06:04):
should be here? You know, I'm using my GPS and
we find this small little like mark in the ground
and it shows like north northwest, east south and all that,
and we're like is this it? And we look at
it and and just think, I still don't notice this
day if we got there, but just in case, we
all took a picture with a foot on it and
that was it.

Speaker 9 (06:22):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
It's like you took a train, you walked to a field,
you found this little thing, and that's it. I'm ready.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
It was very scenic, to be honest with you. But
at the same time too, it's like, oh, all right,
well I guess uh, I guess we'll go back.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
This is why I'm glad you're on because now when
people going to go to England, they'll go No, Joe said,
don't go to the primary. Joe, thank you very much.
Go ahead.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
You guys just want to say I love you guys.
It's the first time I actually got in so I'm really.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Scait to talk to Joe. I love energy, Joe, we
love you. Thanks for listening to us. Thanks very much.
All right, thank you, Stephanie. On four, do you agree
with me about about the Vatican? I mean, I loved
being at the Vatican. It was beautiful. I understand the
significance and everything, but did you feel like they were
yelling at you to the point where you wanted to cry.

Speaker 10 (07:10):
And we spent maybe two to three hours there, walking
through every crowded hallway. Once we finally got to the
sixteen Chapel, they told us we had two minutes to
get out. And this is after hours of me complaining
to my husband that we shouldn't have done this, and
he's telling me to give it time to the patients.
I'm going to be blown away. And then we had

(07:32):
two minutes to get out. So the looks he got
after they said that we're pretty significant exactly.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
It's like they hurry you up and they tell you
to shut up, shut up, and get out, and thanks
for visiting the Sistine Chapel.

Speaker 10 (07:45):
Oh my god, jim Off he posted the day before
and it was beautiful, and I wish you would have
just said, yeah.

Speaker 5 (07:51):
I know, I tell you, they tell you shut up,
get out, and oh, don't forget to visit the Yeah
shop on your way out for collected.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
The Yeah, there you go. Thanks for listening. I agree
with you. Positano and Ravello are my two favorite cities
towns and the entire planet, on the entire planet Earth
on the Amafi coast. But thank you, Stephanie, you appreciate it.

Speaker 5 (08:13):
Anyway, there are some places that are totally worth it.
Like when we took the Norwegian cruise to Alaska and
we went through the Inner Passage. That was one of
the most incredible things I've ever experienced in my entire life.
Like I started crying. It was so emotional. It was beautiful.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Oh, I want to see how I want to go?

Speaker 5 (08:30):
Yeah, you know, you gotta love it. You love it.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Gandhia. You've been to India to visit family and friends
and taj Mahal. What's taj Mahal about?

Speaker 4 (08:38):
The taj Mahal is insanely gorgeous. It's so so pretty,
But right behind it is the Holy River. The Ganges
runs up right behind it. Gross, it's so ikey. I understand, Like,
you know, people want to throw ashes in there and
bathe in there and do all kinds of stuff, but
it is just not a great looking river, and they
really hype it up like it's beautiful, and it's just
not good. Right behind there, but the tats Hall is gorgeous.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Have you been to the Pyramids in Egypt?

Speaker 4 (09:03):
The Pyramids were, like Danielle said, there's some stuff that
you're just not prepared for because it's so cool. The
pyramids were the coolest thing I've ever seen with my
own eyes. I couldn't believe how big they were and
how they're right off the side of the road. It's
kind of like Niagara Falls. You know, you're driving and
see it like ooh, hello, giant pyramids. It was amazing.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Wow, Yeah, what's up? Scary.

Speaker 11 (09:23):
I can't believe how many people texted in and said
that the seeing the Mona Lisa was like a scam
or it was yeah, pointing, but nobody.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
You know what though, it is.

Speaker 11 (09:33):
You have to go in with the expectation knowing it's
like the size of a postage stamp. It's a tiny painting.
So if you know that going in, it's still beautiful.
It's still the original.

Speaker 5 (09:41):
I mean, I guess if you're an art enthusiast, you
know that's you know. But if I would just look
at it online.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
And okay, yeah, blow it up, make it bigger, the
louve itself, it is a beautiful building. It's a beautiful museum.
Uh to visit. In my opinion, the one A Lisa
was the least of my favorite things there. Yeah really yeah,
It's like, okay, there's the one a Lisa Great, don't.

Speaker 4 (10:01):
Take a picture. I don't want to. Don't worry.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
Can we just go down the street and find some
place to drink of some nice French wine?

Speaker 12 (10:08):
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Speaker 1 (10:55):
I think we should play past words do the password dance.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
It's a shame you can't see how much fun we're
actually having. Oh we have a new contestant. Okay, hold,
I'm saying Hi, Jeffree, how are you?

Speaker 14 (11:19):
Hello?

Speaker 15 (11:20):
Ladies?

Speaker 4 (11:21):
Hello, lady lady.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Jeffrey is a vet assistant. That's why we love you
more than life itself.

Speaker 10 (11:27):
Oh yeah, thank you guys.

Speaker 6 (11:30):
How are you.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
We're doing really well, Jeffrey. Seriously, you know what, uh
what you do and what all of your colleagues do
at the at the VET. We thank you so much.
We know that that's it's a very important job. If
only they could talk to us right and say what's
on their mind and what they're feeling, that would be
so much easier, make my job so much better. I

(11:54):
tell clients every day like, hey, guys, I.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
Wish I could talk to them so we could figure
out what's going on.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
But I mean, it is what it is. I know.
And but you, guys, you know you're doing God's work.
And thank you for doing that. Jeffrey, thank you for
listening to our show as you get ready for another
day at the VET. And let's see how you do
with password. Now, do you know how this works? Do
you know how this works? Jeffrey? Uh no, Okay, Okay,
here's how it works. We're gonna give the audience everyone

(12:22):
except for you, the password. It's it's a it's one word, okay,
And of course we'll distract you while we're giving it up,
and then each of us or each in the room
will have a one word clue for you. To help
you guess what that word is. For instance, let's say
the password was lubricate. Okay, what a fun word. It's

(12:43):
an it's an act, it's a fun activity. It sounds
funny to lubrit So a one word clue could be uh,
jelly yeah, oil yeah. Okay, so you see so, and
those will lead you to say lubricate. Okay, but we're
not gonna use lubricate. Okay. So okay, thanks for your patience.

(13:07):
Jeffrey is done with us already. I can tell yeah,
hold on, Jeffrey, hold on, Okay, you distract Jeffrey and
I'll give the password to everyone else. You're right, make
the noise. He's making the noise, so Jeffrey can't hear
The password is plantain. What you heard me? The password
is plantain. Okay, let's see how Jeffrey does and that

(13:31):
this could be a very tough one. Jeffrey. Oh no, okay,
I don't want to give any clues.

Speaker 4 (13:39):
Question. What what if we say the word in a
different language?

Speaker 1 (13:44):
No, no, but I know where you're going with that. Okay,
All right, here we go. We've given the world. Everyone
knows the password except for you. Here come the clues.
We'll start with you, Gandhi. What is your one word
clue for Jeffrey and the password.

Speaker 4 (14:00):
Banana esque?

Speaker 1 (14:02):
Is that one word? Yeah? That's one word? Okay, banana esque.
Is your clue actually very good? Okay, banana Yeah, banana esque,
banana banana bread, banana bread. No, that's not all right,

(14:25):
but but but keep it banana esque, banana issue whatever,
keep it in mind. All right, here we go. Your
next clue, Froggy, one word mundane, mundane.

Speaker 5 (14:37):
Mundane, like you're being mundane from like a website.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
I don't know. Yeah, I don't know, Froggy. That's probably
a bad idea.

Speaker 16 (14:47):
No, I don't think you're supposed to do that type
of clue.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
By the way, why they do that on the show? Yeah, no,
you can do you can do that without saying what
that is. Okay, you're inclusive for or banana esque and mundane. Okay,
I'm giving you a buzzer because no one, no one,
no one, no one would have been able to figure

(15:12):
out because it doesn't do. It doesn't really do what
you're trying to make it do. Froggy so mad. All right, well, okay,
hold on, move on, Here we go. Daniel, what is
your one word clue for the password? Fried? Okay, so
you have banana esk and fried.

Speaker 9 (15:37):
Uh Fried?

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Well, can you fright Plantain?

Speaker 15 (15:42):
Ye?

Speaker 1 (15:48):
So, Froggy. You're trying to go for the rhyme, the rhyme. Yeah,
if they do that on the show, they'll go with
the rhyme. But Mundane and Plantaine don't rhyme?

Speaker 10 (15:55):
Do they?

Speaker 4 (15:56):
Where they rhyme?

Speaker 15 (15:57):
Now?

Speaker 1 (15:57):
They don't.

Speaker 4 (15:58):
Maybe if you would have been like Monday.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Yeah, but you know what, it may it may have
helped you.

Speaker 17 (16:03):
Got it?

Speaker 1 (16:04):
Okay, plan tame, You got it all right. I thought
you'd never get that one. Okay, hold on, Jeffrey, do
you want to do another one? Yeah, let's do another one.
Oh no, now you're all lathered up, look at that. Okay,
hold on, Jeffrey. Okay, you just strike Jeffrey while we
give the rest of the country the new password. You're ready.
The password is muffin. The pass word muffin. All right, Scary,

(16:27):
thank you? All right? All right, Scary you're doing so well?
I mean, is it we're hearing a grown man going
in your ear? Jeffrey? No, I expect it from Scary.
He's all yours all right, everyone knows the password, but
you here we go with the clues. Let's go to Nate.
What is your one word? Clue? Stump dump? Okay, no, no, no, no,

(16:52):
stump stump stump stump. Yeah, that's up.

Speaker 4 (16:57):
You've done it to us all and you thought Mundane
was that's really I don't know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 5 (17:02):
You know, they don't.

Speaker 4 (17:03):
I don't get it.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
I hope it's not some like fetish thing. No, that's
the next password.

Speaker 5 (17:10):
It's maybe.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
Okay, I'm gonning to give him. He's not gonna get
no one, no one, no one get that. You're you're
wearing okay, scary? What is your what is your one word?
He can't see you, he said, look at me in
the eye. You can't see him. He can't blueberry? There
you go, come on, come on, blueberry blueberry cart Oh

(17:38):
it sounds nice. Nice, not it, but nice? Uh? Gody?
What's your one word? Clue? M hmmm mm hmm. Breakfast breakfast? Okay,
that's good, breakfast. You have breakfast blueberry pancakes.

Speaker 5 (17:57):
Oh, I'm so hungry.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
I know, all right, but don't you know you're you're
you're getting warm? Okay. Uh froggy. Wan's your one word clue?
Top top? There you go so so far. You have blueberry,
you have breakfast, breakfast, and you have.

Speaker 4 (18:14):
Top and stump. Don't forget stump.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
Please forget stump. I can't wait to hear what that
is top stump.

Speaker 14 (18:23):
M I'm gonna have to pass on that.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
Oh God, you could do Froggy's root. Yes, Daniel, what
is your one word clue?

Speaker 5 (18:34):
Okay, So if I'm gonna do that, then I'm going
to say jeans.

Speaker 18 (18:40):
That's not his jeans, blueberries, tops jeans, Stump.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
Yeah, it's word. It's the word is top. So it's
blueberry and top, jeans and breakfast.

Speaker 9 (19:05):
All right?

Speaker 1 (19:06):
You mean give one? Got one pastry? Blueberry?

Speaker 8 (19:15):
Oh damn it bluberry pastry?

Speaker 19 (19:20):
Uh think of and it contains blueberries and it's.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
I guess it's a pastry. I don't know if it's
a pastry. Oh, that's a good one. Give it to him.

Speaker 19 (19:31):
Blueberry bagels.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
By the way, that was my stripper name in college.

Speaker 5 (19:41):
Listen to this one corn.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
Corn corn blueberry corn must for the way. Now, can
you please explain what stump means with muffin? Top of
the muffin but nobody likes this stump.

Speaker 4 (20:02):
That's her first clues.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
I realize it now. Has anyone ever heard that you used? Ever? Signe?
Elf and stump? All right, congratulations, Jeffrey, you did get it.
What do you have for Jeffrey stump? Ambulous Elvis Doran apparel. Yeah,
you're gonna you're gonna wear our logo all over you, Jeffrey.

Speaker 20 (20:23):
Thank you so much, guys, and you guys so much.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Thank you, Jeffrey. Remember if you want to stump your friends,
use the clue stump. People know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 8 (20:33):
That's a good one.

Speaker 7 (20:34):
I know.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
No one raise yourand if you know what he's talking about,
my son.

Speaker 5 (20:38):
Said, jeans is the worst clue ever. No, it's not
muff and top. Have you ever heard of muff and top?

Speaker 7 (20:43):
No?

Speaker 1 (20:43):
Because he's he's thin, he has no problem with this
muff and top. Thank you, Jeffrey, have a great day.

Speaker 13 (20:50):
We need fifteen more minutes of Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Good God, how do we cram all these people in
one room?

Speaker 13 (20:55):
The fifteen minute Morning Show podcast and extra fifteen minutes
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you get your podcasts Elvis da Ran or The Morning Show,
This is Elvis Duran and The Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Hey, So I love Google. Google can break things down
whatever you have a question about in life, what people
are asking and doing and thinking and posting, you can
find out how it all comes together and tells a story.
Now on Google, they rounded up the most commonly googled
relationship questions and then they post them. They posed the

(21:33):
questions to Charlene Douglas, who is a very well known
relationship expert. Charlene Douglas is answering these questions. The number
one asked question was when is a relationship over?

Speaker 18 (21:46):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (21:47):
Do you guys want to tackle that? Gandhi? When's your
relationship over?

Speaker 4 (21:50):
Oh? I mean, I think there are a lot of answers,
but probably when you start going through each other's phones.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
Okay, Daniel, when's the relationship over?

Speaker 5 (21:58):
Yeah, when you can't trust them anymore, when there's no
way back, no matter what, you.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Can't trust them. You know what. Charlene says, a relationship
is over when you have nothing left to give. That's
when you should start to realize that relationship is over. Also,
keep in mind the advice of your friends and family
and when the negatives outweigh the positives, really think about
where that relationship is interesting when you have nothing left

(22:23):
to give, that's the very end. Next question, is jealousy
healthy in a relationship?

Speaker 5 (22:29):
Danielle, I think it is to a point, just a
little bit.

Speaker 4 (22:33):
I think. No, I don't like it at all. It's weird.
We were just having this discussion in the room.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
No, yeah, I mean, just how did that come up?

Speaker 4 (22:41):
We were just talking about like Instagram and do you
get jealous of the other person's posts and if you know,
if you know, like if Scary posted a picture of
himself in a bathing suit, would that bother Robin? Things
like that? And I am not a jealous person at all.
I think flirting is healthy. I think it's important to,
you know, just live your life. And I don't like jealousy,
but a lot of people thrive off of that. So

(23:02):
what do I know?

Speaker 1 (23:03):
Well her answer Charlie Douglass in answering the question, is
jealousy healthy and a relationship if they're jealous? A mild
level of jealousy can be healthy because it shows your
partner values you and has an interest in you and
doesn't want to lose you, but that the word was mild,
and that's what I.

Speaker 5 (23:21):
Said A teeny bit. Then if I see someone checking
them out, I'm like, do what.

Speaker 4 (23:27):
I like it? I'm like, if somebody's checking Brandon out,
I'm like, yeah, he's cute. I think he's cute too.
I get it.

Speaker 5 (23:33):
I keep your hands to yourself.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Question, how does a relationship work? How does a relationship work?
Like one of the mechanics co commise? Okay, compromise. That's
a very good answer, Gandhi, what.

Speaker 4 (23:46):
I have no idea? So everybody says compromise is important,
but then people say that you should never settle, and
I don't really know what the difference between settling and
compromising is, So I don't know.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Her answer was, how does a relationship work? It goes
beyond love. A relationship requires commitment and clear, effective communication.
Throw in some honesty and humility, and now you have
a recipe for hopefully a successful relationship. There's so many
moving parts in our relationship. Yeah, you know, and you
may value some of those parts more than I value

(24:18):
those parts, and vice versa.

Speaker 4 (24:20):
I think it's really important to figure out early on
in a relationship how the two of you handle conflict,
because that's a huge issue. And if one person gets
you know, really been out of shape immediately and the
other person's really relax and easy going, I think that
in itself will cause more problems when there is a problem.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
And should there be conflict, well, I mean.

Speaker 4 (24:39):
Well, I think there will be conflict. But even outside conflict,
you know, things that are happening outside of your relationship
that you have to handle together. It's interesting to see
how that stuff works out.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
How many of us know couples that say, oh, no,
we never ever disagree or have an argument that's insane.
No it's not no, no, no, no, that's not sure.
There are people who they just don't communicate though.

Speaker 5 (25:02):
But I feel like it's a problem too, because then
that one fight that you do have is it's going
to be the biggest blow up of your world, you
get it, no coming back from that.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
Why does a relationship fail, Froggy because there's no trust
or because you lie to each other? Well, I don't know.
I'm sure there are many relationships that are still thriving
but they had an issue where there were soone lying
to someone or there was a mistrust.

Speaker 6 (25:30):
Yeah, But I mean I think if you if you
can't trust somebody, and once you are done trusting them,
are you are you lie to that person? I always say,
if you shouldn't do something when you're out of sight,
it just significant other that you wouldn't do within their sight.
If you're doing something that you know they wouldn't want
you to do and you still do it, there's a problem.
Relationship is pretty much done.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Let me ask you guys this though. What if you're
living in a relationship where there is you're neither one
of you are doing something that should be thought of
as cheating or or non trustworthy or whatever. What about
the rest of the foundation of the relationship? And I
find her answer kind of interesting. Why does a relationship fail?
Charonane Douglas says there are a number of reasons why,

(26:12):
but typically it has something to do with two people
having different expectations for the relationship and being unwilling to compromise. Yeah,
you know what, I was always told that relationships are
like driving down a highway together. Sometimes you move into
another lane, but you're driving side by side, so you
could be in the same lane where you're exactly together

(26:32):
on anything and everything you're thinking about. You're expecting in
life with each other. But then sometimes you get into
separate lanes and maybe one of you drive a little
faster and another little slower about different keys, and sometimes
someone will just like crean off the side of the highway.
You know, It's like trying to stay in the same
lane is tough.

Speaker 4 (26:53):
It is. I think communication, going back to that is
the biggest part of all of it. Because if you're
just being honest with each other and you're sharing, hey,
this is what makes me feel this way, how can
we address it? And you go forward with that all
the time. You should be able to handle a lot
of things if you're being real with each other.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
Hey, scary, our relationship doubts normal? That's the last question.
Our relationship doubts normal?

Speaker 20 (27:14):
Go?

Speaker 1 (27:15):
I think so.

Speaker 11 (27:16):
I think every day you wake up and you're in
a different place and you maybe want to check yourself.
So you have to actually ask yourself that question. She's
done everything in life, right.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Oh, I think so that's all I'm doubting this conversation
about that, She says, totally normal. It's actually recommended that
you discuss your doubts with your partner before they become
too overwhelming. Yeah, Okay. Interesting relationships are tricky. You know,
you may be having a great relationship and you'll be thinking, well,

(27:48):
you know what, we have a great relationship because we
don't even think about it. Well, good for you, So
it just naturally happens, right wow, oh man.

Speaker 4 (27:56):
And the worst is my parents being right about things.
Like when I was little, they would all say, you
don't just get into a relationship with a person, you
get into a relationship with the family. And that is
the truest thing ever. So hopefully you know that's working
out for everyone because you're dating that whole family.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
There you are, anyway, google away.

Speaker 13 (28:18):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
So, uh Nate asked an interesting question. It's because of
a conversation we're having with Froggy. Froggy has these what
are those critters called you have in your yard? They're
mole crickets. Mole crickets, all right. He wants to get
rid of them. So you went to your local Low's right,
or where'd you go? I went to lows?

Speaker 6 (28:52):
Actually, yeah, well I went to a I went to
a place that just sells pesticides, yes, and lawn stuff
to people who have a license.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
You have to have a license to buy this stuff.
It's not just regular everyday stuff, right, So if you're
a murderer, this is like the place you would go.
Go ahead.

Speaker 6 (29:13):
Yeah, So I go there and I go to buy
these two items. I buy a granular form and I
buy a liquid form, and the guy buy an. The
counter goes, you only need one or the other. I go, oh, no, no, no,
I'm watering in the granule with the liquid. He goes,
You're gonna kill everything. I'm like, that's my plan.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
I had a call.

Speaker 6 (29:31):
I had to call a friend of mine who's in
the landscape business, who has a license to have these products,
to say that I was picking it up for him.
That's how strong this stuff is.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
Well, so Nate asked a question, Hey, have you ever
gone to like a hardware store, Lows or whatever and
they get suspicious by the items you're purchasing, Because he
went to the hardware store and started, what did you buy?

Speaker 3 (29:55):
So, yeah, I have these posts, these fence posts that
I got to dig out of my arm. Well, you
gotta dig in out, So what do you used to dig?

Speaker 1 (30:01):
Shovel? A shovel and.

Speaker 3 (30:03):
So when you get them out of the ground, you
got to throw them away somehow.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
So what do you.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
Get those heavy duty black contract or trash bags that you,
in essence could fit a body in. So I just
had those two items on the conveyor belt. I'm like,
is somebody gonna like come over and like ask me
for my phone numbers? You being the murderer that you're
not a murderer, but it was very suspicious, and I
was wondering, like, if somebody comes and purchases items like that,

(30:30):
do they do they like make mark mark it down
on a list or something.

Speaker 16 (30:33):
In case the murderer about a shovel trash bag, I
would assume if you had like a hack saw with there,
I mean, if you would need like something to saw
the body parts.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
Yeah, but I didn't buy a saw, so that that was,
I guess not the red flag.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
But you should have seen me in the bag. I
did look suspicious.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
I was digging in the backyard, swearing and dragging this
heavy bag with you know, old cement in it.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
It's so the question is if you work at a Lows,
do you guys ever go hey, look at this guy.
Oh wait, yeah, yeah, he's a murderer.

Speaker 5 (31:07):
They do this in the pharmacy too, because everybody makes
heroin with half of the drugs and stuff. So if
you want like certain allergy medicines, you have to like
basically sell your first child Linse.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
Oh yeah for Lise, write you down in the kitchen
if you could just sell me some of that. Yeah, Scotty,
what's up?

Speaker 21 (31:24):
I had a guy at a supermarket check out look
crooked at me one time because I had a six
pack of bud Light double A batteries and an Elmo
Mac and cheese meal. So that was just what could
have been going on at my house.

Speaker 4 (31:36):
Yeah, yeahtor suspicious menu, Yeah yeah, I hope that they
say something because if you see some shady character walking
out with a shovel bag, zip ties and like duct
tape and you don't, isn't that kind of your fault?

Speaker 1 (31:50):
No, Gandhi. The thing is that there are many, many,
many more applications than murder that you would need those items.

Speaker 4 (31:56):
So the murder is the first and foremost.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
Well, people like you who are Discovery I d around
the clock.

Speaker 5 (32:02):
Yeah, but what if you see them on the TV
then and you see that they got arrested or they
killed somebody.

Speaker 4 (32:06):
You go, oh my gosh, I feel so bad.

Speaker 5 (32:09):
I saw that guy, I saw he bought and I
didn't do anything.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
Why No, it's not really your face. He's the murderer,
not you. I know, you can't take full responsibility because
of someone's murdering, Like like you.

Speaker 4 (32:19):
Sold them the zip ties and the duct tape and
the knife.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
I know, but you didn't do that. Those are all
legal to sell. Yeah, Froggy, what I know.

Speaker 6 (32:28):
I've told you this before, But when Lisa was used
to be a leasing manager for an apartment community, she
actually showed two guys who murdered somebody who lived in
an apartment the exact apartment that they murdered.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
The person in. They came in.

Speaker 6 (32:43):
They wanted to see an apartment like X like. They said,
we want to see an apartment like eighty nine fourteen,
and she said, okay, she showed it to them.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
They walked through. They left.

Speaker 6 (32:53):
A week later, these guys broke into that eighty nine
to fourteen and murdered.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
They used that to case the joint. Wanted to see
what the layer was on. Yeah, but okay, so question,
did she feel any regret or guilt?

Speaker 6 (33:08):
She shouldn't, she said, they did seem odd. They didn't
want to fill out any paperwork. They didn't want like
you know how when you go to look in an
apartment they take your name in number. She said that
they did seem odd, but you know, she did not
want to cause any problems, but they wanted to see
what they wanted to see how they saw it. She
walked them through it.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
They left. I know that she had a birthday to
the day, and we love Lisa, but she kind of
accessory to murder her obviously. I have Josh on line three.
He works at Low's. Hey, Josh, we love everyone who
works at Low's. How you doing today?

Speaker 9 (33:38):
Good?

Speaker 17 (33:38):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (33:39):
We're doing well. So do you guys ever have conversations
about people who buy things like zip ties and hack
saws and huge industrial strength trash bags.

Speaker 8 (33:49):
No, not really.

Speaker 17 (33:51):
I live in a Midwestern area, so everything's pretty common.
The only thing that they take account for and they
write down in a book is like draino and the
heavy duty industrial plumbing chemicals because a lot of people
make meths antetamine with it.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Wow with draino, Oh my god, what a I don't know.
I just you know, I'm gonna go home tonight, and
I want to come up with a great recipe, including
draino so I can get really high. I'm sorry not
to make fun, all right. So so if straight Nate
came in, even though you know we accuse him of

(34:33):
being a murderer, you would not follow him around and
make notes of all the things he's picking up.

Speaker 17 (34:38):
Uh No, not typically.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Now, what do we use to dissolve bodies in bathtubs?

Speaker 4 (34:46):
We can't do in a bathtub plastic barrel?

Speaker 1 (34:51):
How do you know that? Now?

Speaker 4 (34:52):
I'm suspicious of because I watched Breaking Bad and they
tried in a bathtub and the guy's remains fell through
the floor because the acid burns the.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
That God, the things we learned from Breaking Bad. A Hello, Josh,
thank you so much for your call. Have a good day. Okay,
thanks you too, Yeah, Danielle in debt.

Speaker 5 (35:10):
To me, they were able to do it in the bathtub.
I mean they didn't put a human in there, but
they were testing with other things.

Speaker 4 (35:15):
I lied to you.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
We're talking about Hollywood script.

Speaker 4 (35:19):
I trust Walter White. I heard that was very very accurate.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
Uh. I love this text. I would I wonder what
this story is. We were building a coffin when a
cop pulled up.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
Oh yeah, that'll do it.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Lie twenty four is Rick uh hey, Rick, Hello lady,
Well hello, lady sir. We're doing well. So you're you
have a friend whose mom worked down at the Dollar Tree,
and she used to have her own personal notations of
things people bought when she got suspicious.

Speaker 14 (35:49):
Yes she did, would she's a fire for it, yep.

Speaker 19 (35:55):
The one that comes to mind. The funniest one was
she this guy came in and she's as soon as
he walked in the door, she was like, he looks
he looked suspicious. So she took her pad out and
he bought a top gloves.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
Bleach tarpa gloves bleach killer recipe for murder scene recovering.

Speaker 19 (36:17):
Right, so should write down, like I said, the name,
the date, and the full description of what the person
looked like. And the manager saw her doing it and
looked under her castraw and she had three other notes.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
She got fired. Oh my god, they should hire her
at the Sheriff's office. Right all right, Rick, I love that. Listen,
thank you for listening to us. I have a great day.
Problem all right, there you have it, you know or
your family knows who's a veteran. Make sure you call
him up and say thanks today.

Speaker 19 (36:49):
Okay, all right, well call my dad and say thanks.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
There you go. Do you tell him we said hi,
thank you, Rick, have a good day. All right. There
you have it.

Speaker 13 (36:58):
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Speaker 1 (37:02):
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know why you look so great onct hammered.

Speaker 5 (37:07):
He guy was gonna ask you what your secret is?

Speaker 4 (37:09):
He dropped it earlier. He had water and we're taking
shots in Utela.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
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Speaker 13 (37:28):
Eq Elvis Daran in the Morning Show, Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
Okay, another chapter for the new book. All the security
guards I've had a fight with.

Speaker 4 (37:39):
Yeah, that's a good one.

Speaker 22 (37:42):
Ye.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
Rihanna's security guards. Uh, oh gosh that At the Y
one hundred jingle ball backstage.

Speaker 6 (37:49):
There was this one guy who's gonna throw me out,
and you started fighting with him. You got more to
fight with him than I did.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Yeah. Is that the guy that the large guy? Yes,
who was in the hallway. You go, Yes, you're gonna
clear this hallway. Were going to keep this hallway clear
so people can walk by. I said, your stomach is
taking up half the hallway.

Speaker 4 (38:09):
I love it. You should have another one called My
Pettiest Moment.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
Another chapter of things I have thrown Because I threw
a microwave oven, I threw my suit. It hit the Grammys.

Speaker 4 (38:24):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
Okay. So I was on the red carpet at the
Grammys for Entertainment tonight. ET right, I think, yes. And
all the people who work at ET they go to
this one hotel room across the street to get their
hair and makeup done, and they have a place to
hang your suit. All the girls, you know, all the women,
they had their gowns hanging up, and there was room
for my suit. And I went to hanging up in

(38:46):
this old hag doing make them. I don't know who
you are, but you're not going to put that suit
next to these gowns. I said, well, I'm a correspondent.
I'm working the red carpet. You're not going to hang
your suit there, And I went, well, now just throw
the suit on the just walked out. I love it.

Speaker 4 (39:06):
You just have one called my finest temper tantrum.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
He used to call them talent fit talent. That sounds yes,
Garrett Elvis.

Speaker 23 (39:15):
The way you threw that microwave though, was I've never
seen a microwave fly that that far. So you came
in one morning, uh, you know, fresh off the weekend.
You open up your office and you were going to
put something in the microwave.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
Yes, someone on my personal private micro.

Speaker 23 (39:29):
Correct someone on Friday named Scary put a meatball with
sauce in it, leaving the sauce to splatter all over
the microwave.

Speaker 5 (39:37):
Ex is a backstory. The problem is the reason he
got his own microwave was because everyone leaves the other
microwave disgusting exactly, and so he was tired of it
and he said, I'm going to get my own microwave.
Nobody is to use it. So we have to, you know,
tell you that story before you find out that's the truth.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
Because, honestly, to the microwave oven over in your office,
Danielle is discuss. No, you could make a meal out
of the stuff dripping on its walls. Yes, So I
have my own microwave in my own office. So Scary
so he goes and uses my microwave and it looks
like a murder scene. It looks like Dexter had been
in there, like chopping someone in. And so I went

(40:18):
to use my microwave and I opened it up and
it looked I mean, it was like cheese dripping. It's like, no,
it looked like Nacho's yeah, and tomatoes. I'll tell you
that was the last time I ever used your microwave.

Speaker 4 (40:32):
Did he throw the microwave at Scary?

Speaker 1 (40:34):
No?

Speaker 23 (40:34):
No, from his office. So there's a hallway, So from
Elvis's office to the other office. If you're standing in
the hallway, all you saw was a microwave fly across
the hallway.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
Hold on, but you yelled something while Yeah, I don't remember.
I don't think I can say it here.

Speaker 23 (40:50):
And that's how Scary lost his privilege of going into
Elvis's office.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
Wow, but no, he still goes in my office and
he steals appliances. Yeah, you stole my delongey. Yeah, still
evens all day oven. Yeah, he just he just walks
in and walks down the hallway. And someone said, where
are you going with Elvis's DeLong eat oven in a

(41:13):
box for three months? It's in my office, becauesn't it's
it's mine in my office and you're old. Just the
strong one in my head was, I don't think he
really wants this. It's just sitting here.

Speaker 4 (41:25):
I take I feel like that's a conversation to be had.
Do you want this?

Speaker 16 (41:30):
Like, hey, you're gonna you have to use that other
screw when you do that at his house?

Speaker 6 (41:35):
Like Elvis, it's been to your house for I don't know,
six eight months. You don't really seem to like it.
I'm gonna take it all.

Speaker 23 (41:41):
I haven't slept with Alex in a couple of weeks.
Might as well just go take him on. You haven't
used your car in two weeks. I'm just gonna take it.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
Yeah, I brought it back.

Speaker 4 (41:51):
Are you like that makes you a good person?

Speaker 6 (41:53):
You did the right thing it What about when you
threw all the papers at me because you can get
my attention one more?

Speaker 1 (42:00):
All right? Now you're painting me out like a monster's
laugh was hilarious. What I would buy this this book.
If I'm listening, I hear this, these stories, I would
definitely buy this book. I just you know what, I
have my father's temper. My dad, My dad was a
great as you have it. We can't play that. It's

(42:26):
not beat the us. Still, we can't play that.

Speaker 6 (42:29):
Oh no, no, I don't. I don't have it beat
out all right. Anyway, I have lots of those. I
sent almost one over the weekend, just just for fun.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
People are saying I have a temper because I'm a leo.
Oh yeah, but what have you thrown when you were angry? Daniel,
I know you've thrown something.

Speaker 4 (42:45):
I threw markers.

Speaker 5 (42:46):
That's Scary's head, remember, yeah, Oh because okay, but let's
talk about why. It was years and years ago. He
came up behind me and he licked my neck yop
he and I was like what what and so what?
The first thing that was near me was a box
of Markers, So I turned around and chucked it at
his head.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
We were kids.

Speaker 5 (43:06):
Yeah, I did throw a whole pizza at a boyfriend once,
a whole pizza.

Speaker 20 (43:10):
You know.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Straight Nate, he throws headphones all the time, he does.
He think this is like my fifth pair, you break them? Yeah,
I get angry when callers phones? Have you broken? Yeah?
He throws his phone too, No phones, that's the only
one with the temper. What have you thrown?

Speaker 4 (43:25):
One time I threw a whole bunch of coasters and
it caused a scene because they went flying in every direction.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
No good, you're angry. Why were you angry?

Speaker 4 (43:32):
Because I got into an argument with my boyfriend and
I was gonna leave and he was standing in front
of the door, and he was a neat freak. So
I was like, oh, if I mess up his apartment,
he'll move because he's going to go clean it up.
So I started throwing all his coasters.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
Who's having a tempertation right now?

Speaker 5 (43:44):
What's the matter that the phone won't work?

Speaker 1 (43:47):
Old? He breaks phones? I just said that, don't beat
the phone.

Speaker 24 (43:50):
You know.

Speaker 5 (43:51):
I had a desk thrown at me once.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
You did?

Speaker 5 (43:53):
Yeah, it was a kid threw it at me. I
was teaching. This is hard. I was teaching Catholic school,
was teaching CCD and the kid in the class got
pissed and he took his desk and tossed it at me.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
But one time I had you have given him a
trigger word?

Speaker 4 (44:07):
That's the reason. I had a set of like janitor
keys thrown at me and it actually hit me in
the face. Oh yeah, I got cut, and then a
coworker got fired. It was dramatic.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Was it the janitor that threw the keys at you?

Speaker 4 (44:17):
No, it was just one of my disgruntled coworkers. He
was on the show. We got into fighting on the air,
and he threw keys at me.

Speaker 5 (44:22):
Oh my god, what's going on?

Speaker 1 (44:25):
Why are you yelling so many good calls? I can't
get to him because we got this scrappy phone. Oh
my god, Oh my god. The whole place is just, the.

Speaker 5 (44:35):
Whole place is just falling to pieces.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
Falling to pieces, going to hell in a handbasket. Anyway,
what is that? Why'd you write down the number twenty one?
A bunch of people on hold? So we'll do some call. Okay,
we're going to talk to them. This is, by the way,
the whole show really is just on a slippery slope.
To help, let's go talk to Ryan. Hi, Ryan, Hey,

(44:59):
what did we talk to you the other day?

Speaker 9 (45:02):
No?

Speaker 1 (45:03):
Okay, you live out Morristown. Oh you live in Morristown, Tennessee. Right, Okay,
Because there's a Morristown, New Jersey, not far from my
house anyway. Well, hey, hey, so look, every once in
a while things go wrong. She pick up something, you
throw it across the room. It makes sense to me, Right,
So your mom, what would she do?

Speaker 7 (45:25):
She?

Speaker 1 (45:25):
Your mom was like a typical mom. She would say
things that only moms can say. Right, what did she
say to you?

Speaker 8 (45:32):
You know, I don't recall exactly what happened. I just
remember I was a teenager and we were in an argument,
and we were in the kitchen and the next thing
I know, she takes its out of the cabinet and
throws it at me.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
She threw a glass across the room. And then what
did she say?

Speaker 8 (45:53):
Look what you made me do?

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Mom's moms say things like that. Yeah, like my mom
would say, you know what, this is all fed up?
And I don't use that word like you do use
that word. You just use that word, mom. You're a mom,
I mean all the time.

Speaker 4 (46:08):
If you didn't say that, I wouldn't.

Speaker 5 (46:10):
Have had to do that.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
Well, she didn't hit you with the glass, did she, Ryan?

Speaker 8 (46:15):
No, she didn't.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
Okay, maybe next time, Thanks for listening, Ryan, I appreciate you.
Let's go talk to Erica. Hi, Erica, Hello, So your
mom and dad would throw things at each other.

Speaker 24 (46:27):
Yeah, not very often, but there was one time we
were sitting at the dinner's table with me and my sister,
my mom and dad. My dad started to carve the chicken,
full roasted chicken dinner, started to carve it. All of
a sudden, the grease started leaking out of the chicken
and leaning towards him. He picked up the chicken and
just threw it across the table at my mom. My
mom picked up a beer and threw it right back

(46:48):
at him.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
My god, they're having a food file.

Speaker 17 (46:54):
It was great a.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
Beer I could I don't know. I feel weird about
someone throwing a beer at someone, but throwing it it
is totally fine. Chicken.

Speaker 24 (47:05):
We went to McDonald's dinner.

Speaker 17 (47:06):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, all.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
Right, and they got it all out all right. Thank you, Erica,
Thanks for listening. I'm gonna throw a chicken at you.
Hi another Erica, Hi Erica, Hi, good morning, well, good morning.
So uh it was the year two thousand and four, right,
and the Yankees lost to the Red Sox.

Speaker 9 (47:27):
Yeah, go ahead, And I was very calm after they lost.

Speaker 25 (47:33):
I very quietly went upstairs to my roof.

Speaker 10 (47:35):
And my closet door, and I tried shutting it about
five times until I ripped it off the hinges and
threw it across the room.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
You ripped your closet door off the hinges and threw
it across the room.

Speaker 10 (47:51):
I may or may not have projected anger on to
the closet door.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
Just ripping a door off the wall. It's throwing it
across the room. That's hot you. I love that in Anastasia.
How are you, Anastasia?

Speaker 9 (48:09):
I'm good.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
How are you okay? So, yeah, you got upset. What happened?

Speaker 9 (48:14):
Well, I was actually my roommate at the time she
got upset, and we were oh no, we were just
talking and joking around, and then she threw a dildo
at me. And it's the kind that like suctions the wall,
so it like suction to my forehead.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
A suction cupped dildo on your on your forehead, yep.

Speaker 9 (48:41):
And we had like plunge it off because it was
so stuck on that when she like yanked off with
a big circle on my head and I had to
walk around kind of just like oh.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
Well, from a yeah, this is when you should always
have a camera ready to.

Speaker 9 (48:55):
Go not not not say for work.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
By the way, that's that plays a great video in
my head watching your roommate throw a dildo at your
forehead and get stuck.

Speaker 14 (49:07):
Yeah, I saw.

Speaker 9 (49:07):
Coming at me in slow motion. You know my life
is all right. Thanks, Thanks guys, thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
Hey, what's up there? Dildo ahead? I love people listening
to our show. We have the best listeners ever.

Speaker 4 (49:33):
Hey, this is Taylor Swiss.

Speaker 7 (49:34):
Hi, this is Harry.

Speaker 4 (49:37):
You're listening to Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 13 (49:46):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
Dear Elvis, my mom, Marie and I had a joint
bank account together at one time. Listen to that. Talk
about being close to your mom, having a joint bank
account with your mom. But anyway, mom closed the account
a while back. But why don't we phone tapp her
let her know that we're from the bank and the
account was never closed and someone else is using her
debit card. What a good idea of Christina, Let's do it.

(50:13):
Scoty Jones is going to start the call to Christina's
mom posing as a rep from the bank. Later on,
Christina jumps in to phone tap Mom, Marie, listen to
the fun they've been having with the credit card on
today's phone tap. Hello, I'm looking for mariekas Story. Please speaking.

Speaker 11 (50:30):
Oh hi, Marie, this is Joe Giordano, branch manager of
Lower Missney's. Yes, I'm calling regarding your account ending in
one four to seven to.

Speaker 4 (50:37):
One one four.

Speaker 15 (50:39):
I don't have that no more, that was closed up,
new account.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
Well, who is your relation to a Christina Smith?

Speaker 15 (50:46):
She's my daughter. She was on the on it a
while ago.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
Right, I have several charges.

Speaker 15 (50:53):
Oh, you got to be listening to me. This is ridiculous.
I closed the account.

Speaker 11 (50:58):
We had a check in at the Victory Motor in
is sixty nine dollars special?

Speaker 15 (51:03):
Are you kidding these? I'm fifty seven years old, I
have an apartment. I don't need to go to a hotel.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
It's not a hotel, it's a motel.

Speaker 15 (51:10):
Oh whatever.

Speaker 11 (51:11):
And the Pink pussy Cat Boutique, there were some fuzzy
cuffs bought, Oh my god, some various creams and lotions.
And then someone went on a crazy tear of a
shopping spree at toys in Babeland.

Speaker 10 (51:25):
What is that?

Speaker 15 (51:25):
More more of that kind of.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
Stuff things that you used to Oh, so.

Speaker 15 (51:29):
You don't have to listen.

Speaker 11 (51:31):
I know what the places there was an androgynous mannekin.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
That was bought.

Speaker 11 (51:36):
Oh God almighty, someone purchased a live goat, a goat,
a goat, a live goat, a live goat. Yes, so that, yeah,
like that exactly that. That's what I have listed here.
I will give you a call back a little bit.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
Okay, okay, Sice, bye, oh my, this is gonna be good. Hello, man, I'm.

Speaker 15 (52:02):
Gonna talk to you. Ok up, Okay, somebody's charging on
that old account. What place in Manhattan? The Plissycat store? Okay,
it was awful to I said, listen, it wasn't me.
Why would I go to hell out of here all
the stupid business stores. That's not not Uh. I ain't

(52:23):
responsible for.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
You, all right.

Speaker 15 (52:26):
I went because me and what she's been fighting, and
I thought it would be good to maybe spicings up
a lot. You are a moron? Why a mannequin? Are
you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (52:38):
What's the big deal?

Speaker 15 (52:40):
What do you mean? What's the big deal?

Speaker 4 (52:41):
They're up along with a little bit of uh.

Speaker 15 (52:43):
Listen, listen, you know what I think it should If
you're gonna do it be discreet a little bit. What
the is Mike? What are you doing with my stuff?
I mean, this is totally ridiculous. There's nothing wrong with
going to a place like that to spice U people,
even though when I do, it shouldn't be under my
name with I'm gonna get calls at work for all

(53:04):
this stuff that goat a goat board too?

Speaker 1 (53:07):
A goat?

Speaker 15 (53:08):
A goat? Are you hitting me?

Speaker 4 (53:11):
It's not a big deal, Oh is it?

Speaker 22 (53:14):
No?

Speaker 1 (53:15):
That's good.

Speaker 15 (53:15):
You want to call him? Well?

Speaker 4 (53:17):
What am I calling him and telling him?

Speaker 18 (53:18):
What?

Speaker 7 (53:18):
Then?

Speaker 5 (53:18):
Now we knows?

Speaker 15 (53:20):
Wife, that's very nice, Gristen. You should have thought about that.
I gotta go goodbye. I'll call you, lady. You could
call this guy Marie.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
Yeah, it's Joe from the bank. How you doing good, Joe?

Speaker 15 (53:30):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (53:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (53:31):
I don't know how I got on this line, but
I really wanted to clear this up.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
Now.

Speaker 15 (53:35):
My mother is the one that did those charges, not me.
Why I did not do them, Christina? I don't want
to come to you up kill you?

Speaker 1 (53:45):
What about the silver bullet, the rabbit, all of that.

Speaker 15 (53:48):
I have a husband.

Speaker 5 (53:49):
My mother is by herself.

Speaker 4 (53:50):
She would need them more than I do.

Speaker 18 (53:52):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 4 (53:53):
Just telling you did?

Speaker 15 (53:54):
It's nothing to be embarrassed of.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
I'll come to you, kill you, your little bitch.

Speaker 11 (54:01):
And a live farm animal, a goat for eighty three
forty six.

Speaker 4 (54:06):
H The goat's definitely my mother. I don't need any
of this stuff.

Speaker 5 (54:09):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 12 (54:10):
You're telling this guy it was me?

Speaker 15 (54:12):
Well, it would make sense that it would be you
more than me. Really, I don't little shoust it. When
I get you, I'm gonna.

Speaker 4 (54:20):
Rip your mad off. Don't be mad. Just take the
brunt of it and we'll figure it out later.

Speaker 15 (54:26):
No, we ain't figuring away nothing out.

Speaker 18 (54:28):
You will, witch.

Speaker 5 (54:29):
I'm gonna rip your slums out when I see you.

Speaker 4 (54:32):
Oh, modn't get upset.

Speaker 6 (54:34):
You don't hear me.

Speaker 4 (54:35):
I'm gonna whip your blums out.

Speaker 5 (54:38):
Call me mad, don't get.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
Upset, mister A story. What did you do with the goat?

Speaker 15 (54:43):
What did I do with the goat? Yeah, Joe, don't
you did question me about a goat?

Speaker 1 (54:49):
Are there improper relations happening?

Speaker 15 (54:51):
I don't know what's going on. Okay, but this better
stop now because I will steel this. Banks asked.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
You know what's really going on? Is you've phone tapped?

Speaker 15 (55:01):
Are you kind of name?

Speaker 1 (55:02):
Come on, do you think I would do that to you?

Speaker 20 (55:04):
With it?

Speaker 15 (55:05):
Give me a heart attack, your little bit the.

Speaker 13 (55:08):
Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 11 (55:11):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by autharticipation.

Speaker 13 (55:15):
The Elvis Orane phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning show.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
Dare I bring up man's plaining?

Speaker 4 (55:24):
Yes? Please?

Speaker 1 (55:25):
So the other day when Gandhi and our friend Cheryl
Crowley were having lunch together, dinner together, there was a
guy at the next table who decided to tell them
what it's like to be a woman.

Speaker 4 (55:34):
Yeah, it was great.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
How did this conversation conversation get sparked?

Speaker 4 (55:39):
Uh, he was very friendly and he just sat down
and started, you know, like kind of I think, hitting
on some people. And in the process of him doing that,
he was talking about how women love him because he
knows what women love.

Speaker 5 (55:52):
Of of course he doesn't, he said.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
Did he say those words, I know what women love? Yeah,
so listen closely learn something little lady without a Is
that what he said?

Speaker 4 (56:01):
He didn't say, little lady, but he was like, oh,
let me tell you women love me because I know
what women love and that's important. And I was like,
by all means regale me.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
Well, Danielle, don't you want to hear what women loves?

Speaker 5 (56:13):
I would laugh my ass off at this guy.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
So what's on his list of things he is aware
of that women love?

Speaker 4 (56:19):
Okay, he will woo you because he knows that women
love the Kardashians purses, A big dinger, a man who
takes charge being ignored. Women love being ignored, he said, oh,
we do. Yeah, they love it. And I love competing
for attention with other women. That is what women love
it we do.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
Okay, So this makes him the Romeo of all Romeos
because he knows that this is what women love. Let's
let's break this down. Okay, all women love purses. I
do not.

Speaker 4 (56:51):
Okay, a lot of them do. I'm not saying that
that's not possible, but not every woman is obsessed with purses.

Speaker 5 (56:56):
I am, but you know that's just me.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
Okay, you like bags. But the thing is, he's saying
that he's a great guy for women because he knows
that women love purses. Okay verses, women love the Kardashians.

Speaker 4 (57:12):
Here, Okay, I do love them.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
So, Danielle, this guy so far is uh, he's winning
in your books. So he knows that women like a
big dinger, Danielle. Yes, nobody walks from wanting a small one.

Speaker 4 (57:30):
No one wants one. But there is too big. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no,
there is such Yeah there.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
I'm assuming I'm not man's planning. I'm assuming there are
women that like all sorts of different things. But for
him to say that he is God's gift to women
because he knows that all women love big dingers, that's my.

Speaker 4 (57:46):
You love this the Kardashians and a big thing.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
He thinks that he does well with women because he
knows that women like men who take charge.

Speaker 4 (57:58):
M not so sure about the Yeah. And he was saying,
you know, ladies, what at the end of the day,
you want to come home and you want to be
treated basically like you just said Elvis, like a little lady.
I'm gonna do everything. I'm gonna tell you what you
want to do.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
It's great.

Speaker 4 (58:12):
Oh thanks, are you?

Speaker 10 (58:13):
Thanks?

Speaker 5 (58:13):
You're gonna tell me what to do?

Speaker 1 (58:14):
Love that?

Speaker 4 (58:15):
Yeah, what do I.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
Want to do? He thinks he's God's give to women
because he knows that women like being ignored, is what
he said.

Speaker 4 (58:23):
Nope, that was my favorite thing opposite. Yeah, at please
don't ignore me. I don't get very irritated.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
I would want him to ignore me.

Speaker 6 (58:35):
So you come home with a big purse, turn on
the Kardashians, show her your dinger, and ignore her.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
She's all yours.

Speaker 5 (58:43):
Don't tell me what to do.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
This is why he's winning.

Speaker 11 (58:46):
Yes, Gary, So I disagree vehemently with all the things
that of this guy said.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
However, I would hope that you would think that, Yes,
But when.

Speaker 11 (58:54):
It comes to the ignoring thing, maybe it was a
poor choice of words, and maybe it was he's talking
about getting the girl.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
See, I feel like.

Speaker 11 (59:05):
Man's playing for the man's playing guy on this point
only only, and that is I think that this guy
is trying to say that if you chase too hard,
too quickly, you may they may run away. Because a
lot of times women, women will pay attention.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
To Okay, we would call that women like a challenge
not to be ignored. I think that works for both
men and women, with men and men and women and women.

Speaker 4 (59:29):
And let's also be honest. People only say you're giving
them too much attention because they're not that attracted to you.
Because if somebody is attracted to you, they want all
the attention. You can send them the flowers, you can
show up and say hi, and they'll be like, Oh,
it's so romantic. But when they're not attracted to you,
then it's creepy. That's the difference.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
Yeah. And the word ignore means you completely disconnect.

Speaker 4 (59:49):
Right.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
So look, you you may play whatever you want to
call it hard to get or hey, lists take this slow,
you know, whatever version of that game you want to play.
I get that. But if you just ghost me, that's
ignoring me. And I think that's that's really crappy.

Speaker 5 (01:00:04):
Not cool.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
I don't know. In my man's plaining, maybe.

Speaker 4 (01:00:07):
I Nope, I agree with you on that.

Speaker 14 (01:00:09):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
See, he also thinks he's God's gift to women because
he thinks that women love competing with other women around them.

Speaker 5 (01:00:18):
I list no, thank you me of.

Speaker 4 (01:00:23):
The worst man's plain ever, which I think a lot
of men think that way, and I could be wrong.
I don't want to females plain woman's plain, but women
don't want to compete with each other. The women that
I know in my life, we want to uplift each
other and be on a team with one another. Danielle
and I do not compete for anything, maybe like a
snack if one of us has to run for it first.

(01:00:44):
But aside from that, we don't come at each other.
None of the women on this show, do you know.
And it's completely wrong that he says all women love that. No,
maybe the ones he hangs out with, which don't sound
super funny.

Speaker 5 (01:00:55):
Guy said, was this guy even cute?

Speaker 4 (01:00:58):
I don't want to say in case he's listening. Well,
sure people think he's handsome.

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
Okay, but that's good. Well he's just he negated all that.
But all I'm saying is this, if a guy feels
the need to tell you why he is successful with women,
and here's my list, that really tells you a lot,
right there, doesn't it?

Speaker 5 (01:01:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:01:17):
Absolutely? And all I could think the whole time was
I wonder what the guys on this show think women love,
because that would be hilarious. We already know what thinks.

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
I'll tell you what I think because you told us
I think you love the things that you have been
very clear about. You like a guy with a sense
of humor.

Speaker 4 (01:01:35):
Absolutely.

Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
Now, I'm not trying to man's plain and tell you
what I think. I'm telling you that because you you
have said that too us. We listen to what you said.

Speaker 4 (01:01:43):
I appreciate that about you.

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
That is true.

Speaker 4 (01:01:46):
I think women enjoy having somebody around who makes them laugh,
somebody who makes them feel comfortable in their skin. I
think anybody, man or woman or other, believes that they
want to be around people who make them feel good,
make them feel good about themselves, make them feel like
they're a better version of themselves. Not this like I'm
going to ignore you. You have to keep up with me.
We're going to play this stupid game.

Speaker 5 (01:02:07):
I don't think a lot of people will if you're
ignoring me. I'm not sure that's making me feel good
about my daughter.

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
He thinks that. Okay, let me give you another one.
Let me manage playing some more. Oh okay, great. Yeah,
I believe that you would really really appreciate being listened
to absolute Ye. Yes, you've made that very clear as well.

Speaker 4 (01:02:29):
Yeah yeah, yeah. So I actually was dating somebody for
a while, and you know me, I don't want to
get married. That is not my thing. I am not
a marriage hater. It's just not for me. And we
were dating for a long time. All the women at
his workplace were telling him, dude, you got to get
her a ring or she's leaving. You gotta do it.
And I would say to him, please, don't listen to
those other women at work. Listen to the woman in

(01:02:51):
the home. That's me. I don't want to ring. Don't
do that. And it was just always to think. They
told me again that I got to get to a ring.
I was like, oh, so annoying.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
There you go, any other man's players in the room.

Speaker 6 (01:03:03):
No, I'm just trying to keep check of all the
things I need to do so that a woman will
like me. All right, here we go, So make sure
I got this right. I need to come home. I
need to have another woman with me for her to
compete with. Hand her a purse, tell her what to do,
turn on the Kardashians, show her my dinger, and then
ignore her.

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
Yeah, a mine, according to that guy, I say, you
do the opposite all that. Let's go talk to a
Liz on line twenty four. Hey liz Hi, how are you?
We're doing well? So you heard about this man's playing
guy that was across the restaurant from Gandhi and her
friend Cheryl. But you said your brother, actually man's playing

(01:03:43):
something about what he knows about women? And it must
drive you a little crazy, right, Oh?

Speaker 12 (01:03:48):
Absolutely. I think my brother is a total player. He
probably wouldn't say the same, but he treats women poorly,
and he is adamant that that is what gets them
interested in him.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
Interested in what way? Which I guess that's the question
I guess to him.

Speaker 4 (01:04:11):
See, I think that there are probably some women out
there who do respond to that, and from like a
place of insecurity and wanting to people please and thinking, oh,
this guy doesn't like me, let me do everything I
can to make him like me. What I would say,
the majority of women don't want that. Nobody wants to
be treated poorly.

Speaker 5 (01:04:26):
I could say, if if a guy is really hot
and you're only in it to sleep with him, and
you know you have the same views like you wouldn't
you're not in it for a long term thing, and
then maybe you'll sleep with them. But if it's somebody
you want to have a relationship with, that's not how
you're going to go about doing it. That's not you
want to be treated.

Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
Hey, scary, is there something stupid do you want to
add to the show? Guys, I see it simmering.

Speaker 11 (01:04:53):
There is some some women get drunk off the d
and then it's tough time. It's tough to break away
from a guy who treats them poorly. So you can't
see the light through the trees because they're so blinded
by something that they may be addicted to it in
their world.

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
So do you think that really has more to do
with her than him? Actually?

Speaker 11 (01:05:16):
Probably, yeah, yeah, So it's.

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
Not some women are addicted to the deeds. Some people
just haven't come to the realization that they deserve better,
and they do. I'm sorry, I must be man's plaining again,
pale Is I mean, so, did you have an argument
with your brother about his claims that treating women poorly
get him laid.

Speaker 12 (01:05:39):
I mean, he's not wrong, it does. It works out
in his favor. But for you know, my sister and
I we just look at him like he has ten
heads because we like our boyfriends to treat us very nicely, right,
And you know, I think it just makes it. It
gives any future women in my brother's path kind of
a a Sophie's choice of whether you want to nice

(01:06:03):
die or.

Speaker 15 (01:06:11):
Very well.

Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
But Liz, you have crafted your sentence brilliantly and we
love it. Thank you for listening to us. You have
a good day.

Speaker 14 (01:06:18):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:06:20):
Some some women will be like, oh, you know what,
I can change him. He might have treated me like crap,
but I'm going to get him to treat me better
and I'm going to change this guy challenge.

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
Yeah, I don't know. Look, you know one thing we're
all in search of, I must Man's plain is happiness
and the feeling of being appreciated and loved. And yeah,
you know, sometimes you got to reevaluate how you're how
you're mining for that. Is it really working out to
your favor? Are you really going to get the person
that you truly deserved that way? Well, you know these

(01:06:52):
are lessons you have to learn in your own but
having a guy in a restaurant man's planning it to
you say, well, here's little lady, here's the rules.

Speaker 4 (01:06:59):
Let me tell you what you like. Okay, I love it,
And there you have it.

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Speaker 1 (01:07:24):
You know you are doing something every day that's sucking
the soul read out of you. Seriously, we're reading an article.
Listen to the title of the article. Your soul is
slowly dying because you're doing these five boring things. Oh,
I'm like, oh dear, I was afraid to open it,
knowing that all five of them are probably all I do,
because I don't think I have a soul. Do I

(01:07:46):
nate depending on the day. Oh wow, damn, here we go.
Gandhi actually pointed this out to me. Your soul is
slowly dying doing these five boring things. Not traveling. Oh,
that I can talk about it, talk about it.

Speaker 4 (01:08:06):
I mean, you got to get out even and you
don't have to travel abroad. You don't have to leave
the country. There's so much in this country, as we
learn doing our off the good trip. You can take
a day trip. Just go somewhere where you're not every day.
You learn something every day being in a different place.

Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
It's true. Yeah, you know. The other day, it was
Saturday morning. It was a beautiful morning. I got up early,
I started walking around the city. I went for a
two and a half hour walk in New York City.
Because if this is one of those places where if
you go for a walk you're actually traveling. Yes, we
did go into a whole different world in less than
a half mile away.

Speaker 4 (01:08:38):
It is so different. Every little borro is so different
from the other. So that's true.

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
So the excuses for not traveling, I can't take off
time for work, it costs too much. I may get
sick from some disease. It's floating room. They're saying that
if you're not traveling, you really are in idle mode.

Speaker 4 (01:08:55):
Right, two hours, you can drive two hours to somewhere else,
take a bus somewhere like you said, you can do it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
Okay, here's another one. And by the way, I'll explain
in a moment, your soul is dying if you're mowing
the yard without headphones.

Speaker 5 (01:09:11):
Ah, how specific, Then my son's soul will live forever. Spencer, Spencer.

Speaker 1 (01:09:20):
There's a reason behind this, because mowing the yard or
any mindless thing you do, you don't really have to think.
It's like making sausage, as they call it. If you're
doing that without listening to music or listening to a
story or something.

Speaker 4 (01:09:37):
It's a waste of your time or your favorite morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
Yeah, there's that. So your soul is dying if you're
mowing the yard without headphones.

Speaker 4 (01:09:45):
Just wasted time. There's nothing worse than wasting your time.

Speaker 5 (01:09:48):
A good audible book is good, absolutely while you're mowing.

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
The third one on the list of five things that
are killing your soul complaining. Talk to Nate about that,
Oh my, really, really exactly. You can hear it in
his stern voice. Yeah, complaining.

Speaker 4 (01:10:08):
And I don't think people are saying never complain and
always be, you know, toxically positive. I think it's more
about don't complain if you don't have ways to try
and fix it, if you don't have a temp set
of solution, or if you're not trying to reach a solution,
just mindless complaining and talking crap about other people. There's
nothing to benefit from that.

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
Okay, well we can all learn. I guess we should
start working on that one.

Speaker 4 (01:10:29):
I talk crap with a purpose, Yes you did.

Speaker 5 (01:10:32):
My mom was complaining yesterday and she actually stopped herself
and said, I know.

Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
I complained to what was she complaining about?

Speaker 5 (01:10:37):
Everything?

Speaker 10 (01:10:38):
Ok?

Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
Let's talk about it. Yeah, things we complain about. Someone
who walks up to you and goes, oh god, this
country is just falling apart. Oh okay, what are you gonna.

Speaker 5 (01:10:48):
Do about it, right, There's nothing you can do.

Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
These are the people that come at you online just
bitching and moaning and screaming. Nothing gets solved. Right, my
groceries cost too much? Okay, I'm sick of my life.
All right, Well we need to work on that, right,
let's fix it exactly. So complaining, your soul is dying
if you're wasting time complaining.

Speaker 5 (01:11:08):
My mom complained about that. We were driving in pouring rain.
She was complaining about that. I was like, Mom, I can't.
We can just pull over.

Speaker 1 (01:11:16):
And my favorite one on this list that you gave
us Gandhi, the five things that are sucking your soul
into a death hole. Not cooking your own dinner, opting
for takeout drive through, Yeah no, I don't want putting something,
putting something frozen in the oven, right, and just letting
it cook itself.

Speaker 4 (01:11:37):
And even in that one, it goes a little deeper
and says, and if you're gonna go and you know,
leave the house and get food, do it with a friend.
Make it an experience, enjoy yourself. Don't just bring food
home that's already not good for you. Not cook, not
live and just eat, you know, sodium or whatever it is.

Speaker 1 (01:11:52):
Oops, exactly the same. Dead. Get into the kitchen and
slice some onion, saute some garlic. Let's get going. I
did it this weekend. It felt so good. Yep, And
that was actually number four. I have a fifth one. Okay,
your your soul is dying. If you don't get.

Speaker 4 (01:12:08):
A pet, you're allergic.

Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
You could be allergic, or you just don't have the
time that a pet requires.

Speaker 4 (01:12:16):
I get that fish tank.

Speaker 5 (01:12:18):
Yeah, maybe a.

Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
Turtle for those of you know what turtles.

Speaker 5 (01:12:21):
I kind of want a turtle. I haven't told my
husband yet.

Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
It's a living creature. You can look at turtle in
the eye. Yeah, you know what I'm.

Speaker 4 (01:12:26):
Saying, and it might outlive you.

Speaker 5 (01:12:28):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
Having a pet is so powerful for your mental health.
And I love my dogs. Last night, oh my god,
I was thinking about old Gordon. I couldn't hug them
enough because I know they look me in the eye
and they just stare at me, and I know that
they love me. They like me in their own you know,
dog way. But having a pet is.

Speaker 5 (01:12:48):
R and pets don't judge like, they don't care like.
You can look like crap, you can feel like crap.
You know, they love you no matter what, doesn't matter
what kind of day you had, they still love you.

Speaker 4 (01:12:58):
It's just so fascinating animals. I'm fascinating and like I
look at my sister's dog all the time, and I'm
just like, Wow, there's this little thing that lives in
the house that is just a completely different species. We
all co exist and love each other. I love it
so much.

Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
And there you go. So these things are sucking your soul. Yep,
there's just five. You can think of your own. What
are you doing today? Do this. It's a hard thing
to remember to do, but all day today, be aware
of what you're doing. Like everyone's most stopping me. Wait
what am I doing right now? You know you'll answer
your questions right there. Am I in idle mode? Am

(01:13:31):
I in neutral? And some people would say, and there's
an argument for well, it's good, like just stop down
every once in a while, Yeah, every once in a while, Okay,
didn't start back up?

Speaker 10 (01:13:40):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (01:13:41):
But mindless. I think the soul sucking thing is mindlessly
scrolling through any type of social media. Give yourself a limit,
limit yourself with that kind of sou Oh my.

Speaker 5 (01:13:48):
Gosh, because you can go down a rabbit hole and oh,
I was six hours later. You're like, what did I
do with my time last night?

Speaker 1 (01:13:54):
Sitting on the couch waiting for the Yankee Games to
not come on?

Speaker 5 (01:13:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:13:58):
And I was like going through all these videos on Instagram,
and then Max, my schnauzer, came over and started He
started poking me with his paw, like pet me. Yeah,
and I went, you know what, You're right, put the
phone down and I made love to my dogs. It did, anyway,
make every moment of your day count. So I was

(01:14:19):
reading something online last night and I I turned off
my computer and sat there and thought about it, thought
about what I read. And I know you've probably done
this too. How many sexual partners have you had in
your life now? And every time you start thinking about them,
if you're well, I don't know. Some people me for instance,

(01:14:40):
you start thinking like, Okay, there's no way, there's no
way to count that you're gonna have like a ballpark
idea or no, no, I know, because no, there's just
no way. And then plus there's different degrees of what
you did and what counts and what doesn't you know
that kind of thing.

Speaker 4 (01:14:56):
We have a whole discussion on that alone.

Speaker 5 (01:14:58):
Yeah, exactly, because some people, is it all the way?
Is it you know, just the tip s.

Speaker 1 (01:15:07):
Let's talk about that's a full number, dame? So yeah,
so I mean, is it just you know, I guess
you can use the old you know, first base, second base,
third base thing, and then there's an argument. We've had
this argument like what's first base, what's second base, what's
third base? It means different things to different people. But
this article goes on to say that this learning show

(01:15:28):
and I read this, I'm like, oh boy, the number
is thirteen.

Speaker 4 (01:15:34):
For a person of what age exactly? Because if yeah,
if you're like twenty and you got thirteen people, that's
a little bit different than if you're fifty and you people.

Speaker 1 (01:15:43):
Well, by my age of when I hit twenty, I
was I had surpassed that number. It was before it
was twenty damn. So here I am more than twice that.
Uh So the question is how many people you slept with?
So what happens is you know, you can read this
article and I can I can give you the I

(01:16:03):
can give you the cliffs notes in a second on
what they're trying to tell us, But just stopping and thinking,
like Okay, how many like you? So you put yourself
in different So I would put myself in different bedrooms
in my life, like where I lived in college, and
you know whatever. And then you know how many times

(01:16:24):
in a car you know, I don't know you, or
in someone else, or in a hotel you know, or
you know, in a kitchen you know, wherever you did it,
And there's there's I don't know. I'm having difficulty adding
them up, there's no I'm so I finally just put
my mind at ease saying it's not gonna happen. You're
never going to figure out how many people you've slept with,
So let it go. You keep getting stuck on. Let's

(01:16:46):
let's start. No, no, not even going down there. So
have you ever have you ever done this? Have you ever?
Have you ever actually taken a pen and a piece
of paper and actually started writing down numbers.

Speaker 4 (01:17:00):
So I think I might have told you this before,
but when I was in high school, one of my
very good friends did exactly what you're saying, and she
took a pen to paper and started writing down everyone
she had hooked up with. And then her mom found it,
and she got in a lot of troubles. So I
realized at that moment, I would never do something like that.
She can go on spring break with me.

Speaker 1 (01:17:17):
You don't have to write names, just write the little
one clash.

Speaker 4 (01:17:22):
No, she wrote all of the information and like what
they had done, so there was no way to get I.

Speaker 1 (01:17:27):
Would never do that, damn. Soone just sent a text
and says, I'm forty years old, I've only had one.
Oh my god, bless your heart, because that would be
so much easier.

Speaker 5 (01:17:37):
Where if we're looking at the exact act like sex itself,
I only had two sharing if we're looking at if
we're looking at other stuff, that's like, but what.

Speaker 1 (01:17:54):
If it's just a sexual encounter, like you just you
don't actually do anything, You just like touch it.

Speaker 4 (01:18:03):
That doesn't count.

Speaker 1 (01:18:07):
No, no, but no no, they said it was okay
to touch it asking for a friend. Uh yes, scotty
b What Well.

Speaker 21 (01:18:20):
I have a list in my attic that has that
has three categories. One is kissing, one is fooling around,
and one is going all the way.

Speaker 1 (01:18:31):
Yeah, so I have why is it in your attic?

Speaker 3 (01:18:34):
Well?

Speaker 21 (01:18:34):
Where am I going to keep it? I don't want
kids to find it. I mean it's it's upstairs in
the rafters. Wow, God knows what else is up there?
Your sling chair hanging from the ceiling.

Speaker 1 (01:18:46):
Yeah, that too.

Speaker 6 (01:18:48):
When we were living in South Florida, when day Lisa
was stuck in traffic on the way home, and so
she started writing down everybody and she has the list.
I don't know where it is. She won't show it
to me, she won't let me see it. But mine
is last on the list. That's all I know.

Speaker 5 (01:19:01):
Well, that's good.

Speaker 1 (01:19:03):
Yeah, that part's good.

Speaker 6 (01:19:04):
But I'm not allowed to see the list because she
was bored in traffic and she's like.

Speaker 1 (01:19:08):
I'm gonna write down everybody. I'm like, who does that?

Speaker 5 (01:19:11):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:19:12):
See what I learned in my exercise and trying to
figure this out is once you think you've it's complete,
then you put down the list, you leave it alone.
Then you're like, oh wait, oh, wait a minute, there.

Speaker 5 (01:19:23):
Was Oh my god, now that I recall, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:19:27):
The jack in the box bathroom, don't ask Wow. Uh,
let's go talk to Kelsey online one kelse Yes, yes, Kelsey,
you really want to be a part of this discussion?
Are the floor is all yours? What's on your mind?

Speaker 20 (01:19:44):
So I just heard y'all talking, and I have had
a total of one hundred and thirty two partners.

Speaker 26 (01:19:49):
Okay, and I am twenty five years old.

Speaker 1 (01:19:52):
Okay, well, let me ask you a question. How do
you know? I obviously you've you've kept count on in
your phone or something, because that that's a that's a number.

Speaker 26 (01:20:01):
I had a separate Facebook simply for these.

Speaker 1 (01:20:05):
You had your Facebook just for that.

Speaker 26 (01:20:08):
Yes, I had a separate Facebook.

Speaker 1 (01:20:11):
Okay. Well, look, so if you can keep up with
that number, God bless you, because I'll be honest, I
don't even know if if I'm near that number or not,
because I just I didn't keep a Facebook account of it.

Speaker 5 (01:20:23):
And now, what were you trying to hit a certain
number that you were keeping, you know, such close track?

Speaker 20 (01:20:29):
No, I just knew that none of the people I
was with were gonna last for long, so I figured
we would enjoy ourselves. And actually, within the last two
years I actually found the person I'm going to be
settling down with.

Speaker 4 (01:20:45):
Oh wow, does he know about your Facebook page?

Speaker 13 (01:20:50):
Oh?

Speaker 26 (01:20:51):
That Facebook?

Speaker 1 (01:20:52):
No? Yeah, I don't think he got to bring that up.
But that's a fete, you know. Well, look, thank you
for sharing that. You know, I do wish if I
had it all to start over again, I would I
would have kept count somewhere, probably not on social media,
but you know.

Speaker 26 (01:21:10):
So my actual name is not attached to the social media.

Speaker 20 (01:21:14):
Okay, there's no pictures, there's no namesake account.

Speaker 1 (01:21:21):
There you go, Kelsey, Thank you, thank you for sharing,
and have a good day. Thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 26 (01:21:27):
Absolutely, I've been listening since I was in elementary school.

Speaker 1 (01:21:30):
Oh so you've been listening since before number one, I guess,
don't answer that. Thank Thank you, Kelsey, Thank you for
listening to us. Yeah, Frog, I have a question. The
Jack in the box? Now, was that a place an act?
Or is that his name? I'm just trying to keep
you just figure it out, frog. Line three is Jay Jay. Yes, Jay,

(01:21:58):
So have you been keeping count?

Speaker 14 (01:22:01):
Actually?

Speaker 8 (01:22:01):
Yes, I have it.

Speaker 14 (01:22:02):
Actually, isn't that difficult. I met my wife when I
was twenty and she's my only partner.

Speaker 1 (01:22:09):
Wow, good for you. I'm telling you right now. If you, uh,
let's say you work at let's say you work at
Costco and they say, all right, you need to go
out there and write down everything we have in the store.
Take inventory. Wow, your cost go is easy to take inventory?
You know what I'm saying, Yeah, you got one name
on there, so you don't have so you don't have

(01:22:31):
this conversation with yourself Like.

Speaker 14 (01:22:33):
Well, no, I don't have it with myself, but like
my friends and even my wife has got the conversation
with me before. Like she's kind of been like she's
waiting for like this dark past to come up and
have like these aque girlfriends that I don't know that
I've had relationships before in the past, and I'm like, no,
I've never been with anybody till you. And I mean
I'm thirty one now.

Speaker 1 (01:22:50):
Wow.

Speaker 14 (01:22:51):
So it's kind of just like, you know, we have
that discussion. She's She's ever like, do you ever feel
like you missed out on it or you feel like
you know, yeah, I mean it's a conversation that comes
up like you've only experienced me, So how do you
know if this is what you want? I'm just like, well,
I mean I married you, so I'm assuming you did
something right you Jay.

Speaker 1 (01:23:10):
That's so sweet, Jay, you know what, I wish I
could be your number two. I know that. It's thank you. Hey,
look it's good hearing from you.

Speaker 9 (01:23:23):
Jay.

Speaker 1 (01:23:23):
You have a great day, and thanks for listening to us. Okay,
I love I.

Speaker 14 (01:23:26):
Love you hearing for everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:23:28):
Yeah, well, thank you, thanks you for calling in. I
love that text came in Chico from Miami did this
list with his girlfriend now and she was at six
and he's at two hundred and forty eight. Well, there's
a different to me. Different it's an exact number. It's
so large. Yeah, I know. I don't how you have
to write it out if you're going to have that number.

Speaker 5 (01:23:48):
Yeah, unless you're you have to be tracking the whole time,
because there's no way you can sit down and remember
all those people.

Speaker 1 (01:23:56):
So Gandhi's question is what I need.

Speaker 4 (01:23:58):
Somebody to define fooling around Like Scotty was saying, he
has a list, and on that list it's falling around
kissing and then you know, going on, Scotty, what is
falling around? Like where does where's the cutoff?

Speaker 1 (01:24:09):
Carefully answer that, yes, go ahead.

Speaker 21 (01:24:11):
It's anything in between kissing and full on, So anything
in between.

Speaker 1 (01:24:16):
There, okay. So are you saying full on? Is uh?
You know, full on or course? Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:24:25):
And a former president getting impeached for an act. You
don't count that as fooling around.

Speaker 1 (01:24:33):
That is fooling around.

Speaker 4 (01:24:35):
That is just fulling around. But see, I feel like
that could be considered a lot more than fooling around,
because something do that after they hook up, like they'll
have sex with someone before they do you know, the
lollypoppy round.

Speaker 1 (01:24:44):
See I agree with you on that one. Gandhi, I think, Yeah,
to me, that's fooling around is like you know, I
don't know, this is a conversation. I would be a
lot of like the gateway drug. That was like the
gateway of going all the way you get there first. Hey, Nate,
how many times have you messed around with yourself while
looking in a mirror? Does that count?

Speaker 3 (01:25:05):
I couldn't possibly calculates all right.

Speaker 1 (01:25:09):
Anyway, So we got to move on. So the question
is how many people have you slept with? It's a
conversation that you sometimes you'd like to avoid in a relationship.
It just doesn't really help out and in a lot
of time, in a lot of situations anyway. So for
some reason they came up with number thirteen. But if
you've been with someone, they say, if you've been with

(01:25:31):
someone who's had eighteen or more partners, or you admit
to being with more than eighteen partners. It could be
a turn off for some people. And look, and the
last thing I want to do is we're not going
to do any shaming on this. It's good. I think
what you did and what you've continue to do, good
for you. God bless you. Wow. But there find eighteen
people that wanted to be with Stop stop.

Speaker 13 (01:26:00):
Elvis Durant in the morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:26:03):
Let's talk about a couple of books. Are you in? Yeah? Okay,
there is a book called How to Stop Stuttering and
Love Speaking. Danny wanted us to talk about it. He's
online nineteen. Let's go talk to Danny about that. Danny,
thank you for listening to our show. Tell me about
how to Stop Stuttering and Love Speaking and how this
book changed your life. Wow.

Speaker 18 (01:26:23):
First and foremost, I'm just so thrilled to be on
the show. I never thought this day would come. I
mean me speaking to the king known as Elvis Durant.

Speaker 1 (01:26:30):
Oh, stop it, okay, now that you've buttered my biscuit, Danny.
The author's name is Lee G. Lovett. And obviously you
grew up in a life where you had a speech impediment.
You were stuttering a lot, right, Danny.

Speaker 18 (01:26:44):
Yes, surprisingly, I started a age eighteen, and I started
for fifteen years. It always held me back in life.
But by the grace of God, I found a book
that he wrote. I basically read it, and I can
honestly say, after two to three months after Dillage immersing
myself in his methods, I stop my stuttering.

Speaker 1 (01:27:04):
Okay, So what causes stuttering? Danny? And I'm asking for
a friend, who, by the way, is me because I
stutter a lot. But go ahead. What did you learn
from this book about stuttering and how it begins?

Speaker 18 (01:27:15):
Well, the main thing I took from the book is
that stuttering is a habit that we build over time.
Because unlike what a therapist or a doctor will tell
you, you can overcome this because, like I said, stuttering is
built over time. It becomes a habit. It's fear based,
it's anxiety based. And again, if you read the book

(01:27:36):
How to Stop Stuttering and Love Speaking and join his
WSSA program The World Stops Stuttering Association, and if you
diligently immerse yourselves in this program, you will see vast results.
You will not only improve your speech, but your overall
mental clarity.

Speaker 1 (01:27:55):
You see what we're doing here, and you know you're
all doing it. We're listening to you speak, and we're
listening for the slight hint of a stutter. It's like
someone who has a new leg put on. You kind
of watch them as they walk to see if they limp.
You know, it's like, let's just check them out. And
you're speaking eloquently beautifully. I know the reason I stutter
is because my brain goes faster and my mouth goes

(01:28:18):
faster than my brain can control it. Does that make sense?
Like I have thoughts in my head about what I
want to say, but I start talking faster than my
brain is processing the sentences. And but I made a
career out of it. You know, I don't know what
life would be like without my stuttering or whatever it
is I'm doing, but live with it every day, and

(01:28:39):
it's very embarrassing. And sometimes you don't want to go
out in public or be in any public situation if
you have a stuttering issue.

Speaker 18 (01:28:46):
Right absolutely, I know. For in my case, I basically
struggled it with it for fifteen years. I let it
hold me back in life. But again, I'm so grateful
that I found this program because I actually became a
certified each coach for his website. So now I'm trying
to help others who may be going through the same
thing that I'm going through.

Speaker 1 (01:29:06):
Wow, look how this, this whole thing, this whole experience
changed your life. Well, Danny, excellent. The book is called
How to Stop Stuttering and Love Speaking. The author's name
is Lee G. Love It. Are you? Are you friends
with Lee? Have you talked to Lee about this?

Speaker 9 (01:29:20):
Oh?

Speaker 18 (01:29:21):
Absolutely, I skype with him every Saturday because we have
weekly sessions.

Speaker 1 (01:29:25):
All right, perfect, Well tell him that you were on
you're on the radio talking about his book. And I
think a lot of people, if they don't need it,
they know someone who could use it. Thank you very
much for your time, Janet, Danny, thank you very very much.

Speaker 18 (01:29:36):
Thank you, Elvis. I greatly appreciate it absolutely.

Speaker 1 (01:29:40):
And there you go. You know what book has helped you?
Is there a book that you actually pulled out of
a self help section at a store or online at
Amazon that helped you with any facet of your life
that needed some attention.

Speaker 3 (01:29:55):
Yeah, Nate, there's one we actually talked about, The Divided
Mind by doctor j On Sarno, and it's about pain,
back pain specifically, and I first learned about this book
from Howard Stern because he talked about doctor John Sarno
and how pain sometimes is, for lack of a better phrase,
in your head, right, So you've got to just convince

(01:30:16):
yourself there's there's nothing there that's causing it.

Speaker 1 (01:30:19):
There's just there's no pain.

Speaker 3 (01:30:20):
And by doing that consistently, the pain, believe it or not,
went away from me. And it was it was an
incredible read. So, you know, I actually read that book
and got something.

Speaker 11 (01:30:31):
Out of it.

Speaker 1 (01:30:31):
I was so happy. Wow, Well what about you, Gandhi
ever read something that really kind of profoundly changed your
outlook on life or changed the way you did something?

Speaker 4 (01:30:40):
Absolutely? I mean there are so many things, but a
book that you actually recommended to me called Unlearned by
Humble the Poet, where yeah, absolutely, it really talks about
you know, we have all of these thoughts and just
kind of cages in our mind based on the way
we grew up and the things that we were taught
are acceptable and unacceptable, and this is how society works,
and you have to really unlearn a lot of thoughts

(01:31:03):
to then unlearned behavior and change your life.

Speaker 1 (01:31:07):
It's really good, and that's the thing you know you're
born with a clean slate. You have no preconceived idea
about anything when you're born. But every day there are
these subtle little triggers and things that you observe and
you learn that hold you back. Eventually you live a
life of being told what you can't do, for instance.
Then all of a sudden you're living a life where
you're not doing anything because you were convinced you you

(01:31:29):
can't do it. So you got to unlearn things right.

Speaker 4 (01:31:32):
It sort of goes along with the other book, which
is the subtle art of not giving up. Very important.

Speaker 1 (01:31:37):
Also, people are texting in they love my favorite book
When Friends Influence People from Dale Carnegie. We talk about
that all the time. It is the simplest, most effective
read you'll ever ever enter into your book history. It's
a Dale Carnegie how to win friends and influence people. Yes,
scary what for me? It was a book called Who
Moved My Cheese? Remember that?

Speaker 4 (01:31:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:31:58):
And it's a funny title, but actually it's about change
and change is inevitable and how to deal with change.
So it was really cool. It was a great book.
It was an easy read too. Everyone should read this
one ten percent happier by Dan Harris.

Speaker 1 (01:32:12):
We had him on our show talking about that the
art and love of meditation and how you should look
at it as something that's a daily practice and not
something that only you know, dope smoke and tree hugging
people are doing. Also, this is one I just sent
to a Gandhi. I just got it. How to accept
an embrace the uncomfortable truths in our lives. It's called
the Ish no one wants to hear. Look, it's a

(01:32:35):
book of truths that you need to know. You may
not want to hear him, and I know I've got
a lot of them. I'm hoping this book opens me up.

Speaker 4 (01:32:42):
I'm going to need a review on that when you
start reading it.

Speaker 1 (01:32:44):
Okay, I wish I could say the ISH word. I
know we can't. I can say it. You're right, Froggy,
as a program director, what is your advice?

Speaker 6 (01:32:55):
I would say it would be a bad idea. You
said you wanted to say it, You're able to say it.
I just think it would be a bad idea.

Speaker 1 (01:33:01):
Yeah, okay, exactly. Yeah. We can say anything we want,
but we have to pay a price. I want to
ask you a question. How we done on time? I
think We're fine, right, yeah, Okay. Can you point out
a decision that you made that changed the trajectory of
your life?

Speaker 4 (01:33:20):
Oh my gosh, yes, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:33:22):
I mean not faith, or getting married or having a kid.
Those those naturally will change the tjectory. But something you did,
not knowing how impactful it would be, ye on your future? Yep,
Yepsonally Froggy, what was yours?

Speaker 6 (01:33:41):
Well, I've had a couple, but I was just thinking
actually different than what I told you. Had I not
moved here to Jacksonville and started seeing a new uh
into chronologist, I would never have found my aneurysm when
I did. I probably would have. I probably wouldn't be here.
I'd be well because I had less than thirty days
to live when they found it.

Speaker 1 (01:33:56):
And there you go, and moving to Jackonsville. Life was
just moving to you. When you did it, you had
no idea would change your life.

Speaker 4 (01:34:01):
What about you, Gandhi, I would say my internship in
radio for sure. When I started, I didn't think that
years later I would be working at such an amazing
place in an amazing city with all of you. I
just thought, oh, this looks fun. Let me get my
college credits. And then boom, here we are.

Speaker 1 (01:34:16):
Yeah, you know what, And at the time you just thought, well,
I don't know where this is gonna where it's gonna lead,
but I'm gonna do it, not knowing you would be
here today. And that switch, that's that shift in your trajectory.
I love that word has led you to a life
that you love it. Look at you now, there you
are creating art with your boyfriend.

Speaker 4 (01:34:37):
Oh, it's just been amazing. I mean, everything about this
experience with all of you has been wonderful. And I mean,
sort of to Froggy's point moving to Boston as well.
I think had I never moved to Boston, I wouldn't
have maybe caught the attention of some of you guys,
or you know, ever been able to live by myself,
and just so many things that have to do with
getting up and moving and shaking up your circumstances.

Speaker 11 (01:34:57):
What about you scary choosing to not go with the
cool kids in college and be you know, live on
campus somewhere far away and live at home with my
parents and go to school there, because that then, you know,
gave me the decision to work in radio and then
defy my parents' wishes.

Speaker 1 (01:35:15):
Yes, your parents had chosen a different trajectory for you
had a Yeah, they wanted me to be an accountant,
and there's nothing wrong with that, but it wasn't for you.

Speaker 5 (01:35:25):
What about you, Danielle, Mine is the same thing. I
was going to the television station at Saint John's University
and that's what I wanted to do. While I was there,
met some strange girl on the elevator. She said, Hey,
do you want to do the news on the radio station.
I was like, sounds like, sounds good, went there, fell
in love and never left, never even went near the
television station. But that was not the plan. So this

(01:35:48):
person that popped out of nowhere changed my whole life.

Speaker 1 (01:35:52):
So the reason I bring this up is you're listening
right now. You have done something in your life. You
had to make a decision at some time, and sometimes
making decision the most difficult thing ever, you know, but
you had to and you did. You had the courage
to do so, and it changed your life forever. You
know what I'm saying, You should give yourself credit. Don't
don't just live your life as if it didn't happen.

(01:36:14):
It's good to celebrate what you did. You really should.

Speaker 5 (01:36:18):
Also my husband Elvis. If you hadn't wanted to sleep
with him first, I probably would never have met him.

Speaker 1 (01:36:23):
Well, yeah, that trajectory kind of pissed me off a
little bit mine. As I met Alex, I got married,
you know, and I decided to go in for that
weight loss surgery for you know, the sleeve, and I
lost a lot of weight. You could go on and
on and on, but all I'm saying is stop down
every once in a while and take stock in the
good things you've decided to do in your life. Sometimes

(01:36:43):
these decisions were made for you maybe, but if it
was for the better, fine, so be it. I love that.
Are we going to eleven? Here? Is that? I'm trying
to confuse it? Well? Yeah, okay, very very cool. So
uh yeah, Froggy, you wanted to add something to that.

Speaker 6 (01:36:58):
Yeah, when I creepily looked up Lisa's phone number on
realpages dot com and called her and left the message
on her home line back in the nineties.

Speaker 1 (01:37:05):
You looked her up on what Doctor? Yeah, I did.

Speaker 6 (01:37:08):
I looked up her phone number on the Internet. I
called her and left the message and she called me back.
And that's how Lisa, Wait.

Speaker 5 (01:37:13):
What what'd you say I'm a message I don't even remember.

Speaker 6 (01:37:17):
To be honest with you, I don't know. But anyways,
we became friends and then we started dating and now
we're married. So I mean, that was a decision that
was strange, but it worked.

Speaker 1 (01:37:23):
People are texting in while I was in high school
by Facebook. I liked every single person's post no matter what,
and caught the eye of mine, now fiance and now
three kids. Someone texted in. I transitioned at thirty four
years old. That changed your trajectory absolutely eeric code eighty six. Oh,
I kissed a girl and I liked it that this

(01:37:44):
person's has three divorces. Going to trucking school changed my life.
Taking a job, going back to school when I was
thirty years old. Uh, took a random college course that
changed everything about my life. You know what, Another big
one in our lives that maybe we don't want to
give credit to because it was such it still is
an unpleasant situation, is the pandemic. It changed many a trajectory.

(01:38:08):
I don't know. I think it's so great. Once again,
look back on your life and give yourself some credit
for the decision you made that may have been a
tough decision to make. But look, look where we are now.
Katie's online twenty four. Let's just check in with some
people calling and Hey, Katie, what's going on?

Speaker 15 (01:38:23):
Hi?

Speaker 10 (01:38:24):
Oh my god, I'm such a big fan. I met
you at your book review in Huntington and actually reading
your Hi reading your book. Actually I quit my job
because of it.

Speaker 1 (01:38:33):
Oh God, So you become unemployed because of me. I
feel like that's not good.

Speaker 10 (01:38:39):
No, no, it was perfect because I was in this position.
I'm a teacher, by the way, and I always thought
I wanted to be an administ reader. I wanted to
be in charge because I'd been teaching for so long
and I had that position. And you had talked about how,
you know, being on top wasn't necessarily what you always
aspire to. It was just always being yourself and being
happy so I could job. And I went back to

(01:39:01):
teaching in the classroom about a year and a half ago,
and I am loving it. And I'm actually thinking now
about getting a dual certification in math and computer science
because of it.

Speaker 4 (01:39:10):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:39:11):
Good for you, Katie. And you know what, and these
were all these were all decisions that you made. That
was your courage that got you here. So good for you.
We're happy for.

Speaker 10 (01:39:19):
You very much, so thank you so much. Oh my god,
I'm so happy to be talking to you.

Speaker 1 (01:39:23):
To tell you.

Speaker 10 (01:39:26):
On another kind of sad note, right after I met
you in October of twenty nineteen, about two weeks later,
right around I think Danielle my mom passed away. It
was like right around when Danielle' dad passed away, and
that was another catalyst of quitting it up. So I
just wanted to say to Danielle that I get you,
and every time you talk about your dad, I just
you know, my heart goes out to you.

Speaker 5 (01:39:46):
Thank you so much, you too, sending you.

Speaker 1 (01:39:48):
Thank you, Katie. It's a pleasure talking to you. I
hope you have a great day, and it's sure as
nice to know when you're listening to our show.

Speaker 27 (01:39:54):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 10 (01:39:55):
It was such a pleasure talking to you.

Speaker 1 (01:39:56):
And congratulations with all of your success. That's awesome.

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Speaker 13 (01:40:29):
Eq Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, Elvis Daran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:40:38):
Roommate rules mean. I look back on my days when
I was in college and I had roommates. We had
them coming in and out. I forgot, I don't even
know have their names. There was like, what's your name? Oh,
you live here, grant. You have to have rules. You
have to have rules because you're living in this society, right,
You're in your own forced subset of life, right, and

(01:40:58):
so you have to have rush. Looking back on your
roommate days, I'm sure you had a few. I hope
you did.

Speaker 20 (01:41:05):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (01:41:05):
Otherwise, things roll off the tracks and people have misunderstandings
and you're stuck with each other. So you have to
make things work. Let's go talk to Sean on line twenty. Hey, Sean,
how you.

Speaker 8 (01:41:17):
Doing, Elvis in the Gang, Good morning, So where.

Speaker 1 (01:41:20):
Did you have a roommate situation? Was this college or what.

Speaker 28 (01:41:24):
Oh well, I was in the military, stationed in New Mexico,
beautiful New Mexico, and my roommate went out one night,
came home wicked late, and decided to poop all over
the bathroom like somebody dropped a mad in the toilet bowl.

Speaker 1 (01:41:39):
Oh golf.

Speaker 28 (01:41:40):
And then and then told me he ran out of
toilet paper and wiped with the shower curtain.

Speaker 1 (01:41:46):
Oh God, let's be honest. We all we've all confused.
We've all confused toilet paper with the shower curtain from
time to time, right, and.

Speaker 28 (01:41:58):
You never know?

Speaker 1 (01:41:59):
And so and so when he woke up from his
drunken stupor, I mean, did he did you make?

Speaker 8 (01:42:05):
I woke him up?

Speaker 28 (01:42:06):
Okay, I woke him up, sent him and the only
thing we had in that very remote section of New
Mexico was Walmart. He woke up by me right away
and went and replaced everything in that bathroom. And then
from then on out, my roommate rule was no more roommates.

Speaker 1 (01:42:20):
Yeah, wow, I think they could be the best roommate
rule ever. But just no roommates. How about that? All right? Well,
no more room. What part of New Mexico were you.

Speaker 28 (01:42:30):
Stationed I was actually in Alamagordo, right outside cloud Croft.

Speaker 8 (01:42:34):
Very beautiful.

Speaker 1 (01:42:35):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (01:42:36):
I actually got engaged to my.

Speaker 28 (01:42:37):
Wife on top of the mountain in cloud Croft in
New Mexico. Back then, this was a long time ago.
We'd been married sixteen years. Wow, it was it was
beautiful out there.

Speaker 1 (01:42:45):
Hey. You know what, and from now on, no more
shower curtain problems. You know what I'm saying. All Right, Sean,
thank you very much. You have a great day. Thanks
for serving our country. Christina's on nine twenty one, calling
from Miami. Oh Christina, Now where would where did this happen?
Why did you have a roommate? Hey guys, good morning,
Good morning.

Speaker 25 (01:43:05):
So I was actually up in college at US. I'm
a Gator, Go Gators, and we had a three bedroom apartment.
So me and my best friend.

Speaker 22 (01:43:14):
Had two of the bedrooms and we had a third
unit that was kind of just randomly assigned to people
whoever releasing.

Speaker 25 (01:43:20):
People decided to shove in there. So there was a
girl who came in, super nice girl. And then we
wake up Saturday morning. I will never forget this, and
my best friend and I had come out to the
kitchen and the entire kitchen has been ransacked, there's cereal
exploded everywhere, refrigerator door left open, there's food on the counters,

(01:43:42):
and then our toasters missing. So it turns out we
find out later our third roommate brought a guy home.
They were both drunk out of their minds, were very
hungry apparently, and the guy stole their toaster.

Speaker 1 (01:43:57):
He stole it. I mean, look, I can see getting
drunk and making them, but he walked out with your toaster.

Speaker 25 (01:44:02):
Yes, I'm all for having a good time. We can
clean up the mess, but he's still be a toaster.

Speaker 1 (01:44:08):
Did you yet? No?

Speaker 25 (01:44:10):
I never got it back. And on top of that day,
he left the door unlocked when he stuck out that day.
So he left three ladies in an apartment with the
door unlocked.

Speaker 4 (01:44:18):
No toaster.

Speaker 1 (01:44:22):
Yeah, I had someone broken in. You had no toaster
to throw at them.

Speaker 10 (01:44:24):
You know what I'm saying exactly, very upsetting.

Speaker 22 (01:44:26):
So the new rule was, do whatever you want to do,
just don't steal my appliance to speaks exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:44:31):
Leave the plants is plugged it thanks you, all right, Christina,
No more roommates for you. Done, done deal. That's the
number one rule today. No roommates moons Ago.

Speaker 25 (01:44:39):
So thank you guys. Loved being on.

Speaker 1 (01:44:41):
Thank you guys, Christina, you go have a good day.
Oh here's an interesting Lindsay on twenty four, very interesting call.
So Lindsey, so it's you and three guys. So there's
four of you in this one an apartment.

Speaker 27 (01:44:54):
Yes, it's a big, four bedroom apartment.

Speaker 1 (01:44:56):
All right. So first of all, did you think it
was a little risky you a woman with three guys?
I mean, you knew that you were it was three
against one.

Speaker 27 (01:45:07):
Yeah, I'm okay with it because I'm thirty three and
I've known them all since I was thirteen. So it
wasn't it wasn't too much of a respector it's a
little weird situation because I also have three cats, so
it's a crazy apartment. But I have certain rules where like,
they have to be nice in my cats because one

(01:45:28):
of them cape animals and he's something else. And then
I have another roommate that literally leaves his underwear everywhere.
And then my other rule is they cannot use any
of my shower stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:45:42):
Yeah gross, because guys are.

Speaker 27 (01:45:44):
It's extremely gross.

Speaker 1 (01:45:47):
You have to have rules, I mean, but let's go
back to the guy who leaves his underwear everywhere. I
mean he'll just walk in, close the door and just
take his underwear off in the living room and just
leave it there.

Speaker 27 (01:45:59):
He Yeah, he walks around. He's a He's not a
small guy either, He's a very big guy. And there's
been a couple of times too, because he does walk
around in his underwear. And I've had family, you know,
visiting me or like they're coming to see me, and
he would answer the door and his tidy whities and
nothing else.

Speaker 1 (01:46:19):
And wow, that sounds like a dream. I don't know. Yeah,
that's the thing, you know. And I know that they
have services now where you can vet whoever you're who
is applying to move into your apartment or whatever, and
they check him out and this and that. But you
never really can fully know anyone until you live with him, right, Lindsey.

Speaker 27 (01:46:43):
Oh, you're you're completely true about that. Like I said,
I've known the guys for twenty years basically, and I'm
still learning stuff every single day about them.

Speaker 1 (01:46:53):
Oh, you're no. Are you still with him as a roommate.

Speaker 27 (01:46:57):
Yeah, I've been. I've been living with him now for
six years, all of us.

Speaker 1 (01:47:01):
Wow. Wow, good luck man. Oh, awesome. All right. Look,
rule number one, get rid of your roommates works. All right, Lindsay,
thanks for calling. I'm gonna start doing that when I
walk into any room, maybe at working, I'm just gonna
take my underwear off and leave it. Oh my goodness, Lindsay,
have a great day. Okay, okay, thanks. What's Danielle?

Speaker 5 (01:47:23):
So to the guy that owned my house, I mean
he wasn't my roommate, but the guy that owned the
house before us was called naked man in the neighborhood
because he did everything like that. He went and got
the mail naked, he was on the barbecue naked. The
whole neighborhood always saw him naked.

Speaker 1 (01:47:36):
So he was totally naked.

Speaker 5 (01:47:38):
Yes, and they always go, oh, you live in naked
Man's house. I'm like, okay, yeah, I guess she's yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:47:43):
Didn't you guys have roommates? Any rules, any problems?

Speaker 20 (01:47:46):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:47:46):
I had a million problems. We didn't have rules. In retrospect,
we should have had rules. But my one roommate, she
was dating a guy that I was friends with for
a long time before they started dating. She came home
one day and we were playing video games. She got
any she picked up his phone and smashed it against
the wall, and without hesitating, he got up, picked up
her phone, smashed it against the wall, and went back

(01:48:08):
to playing the video game, at which point I realized
I needed a new roommate. And then she stole all
my shirts. Oh my god, hell all of them.

Speaker 1 (01:48:18):
And Andrew is a new roommate. To you hear about
his new roommate that's not paying rent at all?

Speaker 4 (01:48:23):
Andrew should talk about it.

Speaker 1 (01:48:25):
Yeah, Andrew, so poor Andrew. You know he's been He's
had lots of apartments since I've met him. Anyway, tell her,
what about your roommate that's not paying rent? My god,
ing asap. I found a roach this morning, you know,
no offense, but roaches happened, you know, it's kind of
a part of life now. They shouldn't happen.

Speaker 5 (01:48:46):
In my apartment.

Speaker 1 (01:48:49):
Okay, fifth floor. It's a new apartment, and I found one,
and I just I can't. I can't do it. I
can't do it. I can't do it. And you know
what they say, where there's one all of his friends.

Speaker 11 (01:49:01):
Yes, yeah, if two people are living together, then you
have a boyfriend a girlfriend that comes into the fold.
At what point does that third party have to pay rent,
because because when I have a roommate, if the rule
was if they spend more than seven days in a
row there, they are absolutely going to contribute to that
month's rent.

Speaker 1 (01:49:21):
Because I forget that. You know, when I was in college,
we have people moving in and I mean they would
move in with other roommates and then they wouldn't pay
a thing. I'm like, no, and but we didn't have
that rule. I needed you there, Yeah, seriously, we had
that in place. Yeah, there's always there's always the freeloader
that just comes in and just doesn't pay for anything.
You're like, no, you need to have a we need
to have a meeting. So dishes, stealing each other's food,

(01:49:45):
stealing each other's booze, clothing in a Gandhi's case, roommates, Jeez,
I can't do it. I have two Schnauzers. That's I
can't even handle them. You know what I'm saying, eat
my food, to wear my shirts, pee everywhere anyway.

Speaker 13 (01:50:04):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:50:19):
I mean, come on, I thought I was impressing you
by telling you I had dinner next to miss Universe
last night. But now I'm finding out that you guys
are superstar. Tell everyone what happened, Danielle.

Speaker 5 (01:50:32):
So, I was so excited. This is so stupid, but
I was so excited. So I had on white heels yesterday.
They were Jessica Simpson. So I was like, I'm gonna
post them and I'm gonna, you know, tag her and
her Jessica Simpson style, you know, Instagram page right, and
they reposted me.

Speaker 1 (01:50:47):
They reposted Danielle.

Speaker 5 (01:50:48):
Yeah, and I think they started following me.

Speaker 4 (01:50:50):
I was like, oh my gosh, that's huge gold.

Speaker 1 (01:50:53):
Isn't it crazy When stuff like that happens, You're like,
oh my god, I'm I'm kind of I'm something somebody.

Speaker 5 (01:50:59):
Jessica Simpson. I'm ready to collabs do it together this.

Speaker 1 (01:51:02):
Thank you very much. Okay, well I've got another one.
Tell him.

Speaker 4 (01:51:07):
Oh one of the guys from the Sopranos just followed
me and I almost died. Jackie Junior.

Speaker 1 (01:51:14):
Jackie Jr.

Speaker 4 (01:51:16):
Stop it. If you watch the Sopranos, you know Jackie Sopranos.

Speaker 1 (01:51:18):
I don't remember jack Jenner.

Speaker 4 (01:51:20):
He was the really cute son of Richie or Jackie Aprile.
He got a picture ruiners. I don't want to say
what happened to him?

Speaker 1 (01:51:26):
Oh no, Sopranos was out like fifteen thousand years ago.
It's okay, you're not well.

Speaker 4 (01:51:30):
He there's a tragic death.

Speaker 1 (01:51:34):
Is that him? Oh he's cute.

Speaker 4 (01:51:38):
Yeah, he dated Meadow?

Speaker 1 (01:51:41):
Oh my god, he's following you.

Speaker 4 (01:51:42):
I was so excited. I saw it yesterday and I
almost never see when people actually follow, but I saw it.

Speaker 1 (01:51:48):
I had a room full of celebrities, I know, but
I saw Kendall Jennery yesterday.

Speaker 4 (01:51:54):
Did she follow you?

Speaker 1 (01:51:55):
No?

Speaker 11 (01:51:56):
What's going When Justin Timberlake opened up his restaurant on
barbecue spot off southern hospitality, I tweeted at it and
I'm like best brisket and a great place to catch
the games, and Justin Timberlake retweeted me, and I'm like, yes,
Justin God.

Speaker 4 (01:52:15):
You know else. I still can't believe he follows me.
He follows all of us. But he's just so cool
and I love him. Kevin Jonas, I know.

Speaker 1 (01:52:22):
He's my favorite Jonas. Do you know who.

Speaker 4 (01:52:24):
Always answers me?

Speaker 5 (01:52:26):
Dan and Shay no matter what I post, no matter
what I say about them? And then what's his name? Mom? Walker? Hayes,
Walker Hays and I have conversations all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:52:36):
My god, it's like we're best friends with all the celebrities.

Speaker 4 (01:52:40):
Best everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:52:41):
Jackie, Dan and Shay.

Speaker 4 (01:52:43):
One of our friends. Unfollowed me, and I'm a little
but hurt about it. Anthony Ramos what followed.

Speaker 1 (01:52:49):
Me, adding all of us didn't hold on? Hold on,
Anthony Romos unfollowed all of us. Hold on.

Speaker 4 (01:52:59):
I thought it wasersonal. But wait, he answers.

Speaker 5 (01:53:01):
He answers all the time as well.

Speaker 1 (01:53:02):
He does answer, hold on, hold on, we're all checking.

Speaker 11 (01:53:07):
Meanwhile, Jeff Timmons from ninety eight Degrees watches every story
I post on Instagram.

Speaker 4 (01:53:11):
You want to watches?

Speaker 5 (01:53:12):
No, Anthony's still following Elvis duran and Elvis Durant show.

Speaker 1 (01:53:15):
Okay, Anthony Ramos still following me.

Speaker 4 (01:53:18):
Well look at that.

Speaker 1 (01:53:18):
I'm gonna sit there, Cabat What are you doing? All right?
We gotta move on. Now that I know that I'm
being followed by Anthony Ramos and you aren't, it's time
to move on.

Speaker 13 (01:53:30):
Anthony, and I want to see what we actually look like.

Speaker 4 (01:53:35):
Well, black O fairy princess that resides over the pits of.

Speaker 13 (01:53:38):
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Elvis Duran in the morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:53:46):
All right, shows done, Let's get out of here until
next time. Say peace out everybody, he said, out everybody.