June 20, 2024 • 5 mins
Coaster Boy Josh is abusing Scotty B before he goes though!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast Elvis.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Fifteen Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Let's do it.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's a fifteen minute morning show podcast and our new
reduced five minute summer versions bite size. All right, someone
to start the clock. We'll start with the Scottie Bee
has something?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
What's that? Scotty?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
So?
Speaker 4 (00:32):
I felt like my dad yesterday. I was in the
shower and I was trying to get the radio to
come on my bluetooth radio that I have suction to
the wall in my shower, and I pushed a button.
I don't know what happened. All of a sudden, I
hear hello, I'm like what, oh my god, and I
just I just turned it off.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I had no idea what was going on.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Somehow I called our assistant program director while I was
in the shower. I don't understand, Like my mom always like,
oh but diled, I don't understand how these things?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
How did that even happen? Have you recall somebody that
were you talking?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Blue toothed? Wait you bluetoothed a call.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
I was just putting the radio one on the blue
my bluetooth speaker, and I hear a ring in.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
That hole and there was no button for calling anyone. Well,
I can't see anything.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Plus my phone's not even there.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
It makes no sense. I don't know how that weird.
It's a blue It's basically a blue tooth speaker, is
all it is.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Yeah, but I mean your bluetooth to your phone. But
my phone wasn't even in the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Are you call Kara?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
No? Why would I call it from the shower? I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
I don't know. You're kind of weird.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yeah, you're the one making the call.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
I just I don't think it a weird.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Who's more weird than Scotty Bee and coaster Boy Josh,
who was in there just pitching Scotty's nipples and we
caught him in the act.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
I mean, I don't mind it, but it's kind of
a weird. They're so quicky they pop out of his shirt.
You just want to squeeze him.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Always alert, Yeah, ready to run.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Nip alert. But you just walked into his student. It
takes effort to get in there. It's two doors you
have to go through, and then you go in and
you just say, you see nipples and they're perky, and
you pinch them.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
I gave him a hug.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Well, we were talking about something and he's like, well,
you're not very masculine, and then he just pinched my nipple.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Okay, that's our josh on here, Well you pinched nipples too, Danielle.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
But you know, we got lots of stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
I feel like you're always grabbing stuff. I grabbed the stuff.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Do you grab your stuff?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
You always touch my stomach and say.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Josh, last time I saw you, you.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
You pinched my nipples too. You pinched nipples.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I'm a big nipple twister guy.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Purple nple. You're a purple guy.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
It's a good icebreaker, is it?
Speaker 4 (02:40):
God?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
With people? You know, right, walk into the hall, just hey,
I'm gonna twist your nipple, I think because everyone laugh.
You know, like you actually twist, you just like kind
of do it, and you like keep him honest, let
him know you're there, let him know you could have
done it a little bit more.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
And like, you know what's so sad is we know
what's so sad is no one being honest here is
against it.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
I think we're all for it. I would have been.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Did you used to give about wet willies when you
were a kid, You know, like you look your your fingers.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Finger from people has.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Been touching the buttons and I licked my finger and
I stuck in my own ear.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I actively give Andrew we willies. Something I do that
is Josh exclusive, especially when andrews to live with me.
I called fish hands. What's that? After you get done
washing your hands in the bathroom, you walk out, your
hands are still moist. I'll just walk up to Andrew
and like rub his cheek with my.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Awesome, I'm gonna start doing that.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
I'm gonna that's a Josh exclusive, but I'm gonna borrow
that from the table of John.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
What was a purple.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Nurple to a titty twister?
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Hey, Josh says he has to leave because he has
to catch a flight. What a busy day, But we're
working tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
No, remember you guys granted me the day off to
go with Andrew to see That's now here in Boston
night Park? Wait?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Are those are those the tickets I got for Andrew?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Yes they are.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
I'm the nicest Fenway Park.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
He got good seats. Yeah, her first ever like stadium
like show ever.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Now, are you spending the night or just going up
for the show and driving back?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
What are you doing spending one night there, one night only?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Are you gonna pinch his nipples all night?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
We're sharing a room, so you never know what I'm.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Give? Give enter the old fish hand tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Why don't you introduce some nuggies into the man the
shows tonight, though, I think noggies.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
I always do nouggies.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
I always the shows tonight.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Right. Yeah. I used to come home from the gym,
take my underwear off and throw them.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
In another Josh exclusive.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
I'm gonna borrow that one too. Hey, how are we
on the How are we on the summertime hours? Five minut'clock?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
We're not quite there yet? What wait?
Speaker 3 (04:46):
What's worse?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Josh or Greg t putting his balls and Scary's face
when they were roommates.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Oh, then he did some nasty things to He also
stirred a scary salad with his wi.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Speaking of speaking of balls and things, I don't know
if you noticed, but you remember last week I bitched
about the soap dispensers because they refill it with other things. Now,
I don't know if you notice, but they're white now
with an iHeart logo on, and now you can't even
see what's in it.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Yeah, and the soap that comes out of there looks suspicious.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
A Josh exclusive for that one too.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Are you just trying to make it look nicer in
the bath?
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
When did iHeart start like moving away from radio and
starting to make soap dispensers.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
We've gotta spend our money somewhere. It actually really it
looks kind of cool.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
If I was using I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
We have such a diverse company. How are we on
the five minutes an hour at five? Let's get out
of here by the
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Fifteen minute morning show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast Elvis.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Fifteen Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Let's do it.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's a fifteen minute morning show podcast and our new
reduced five minute summer versions bite size. All right, someone
to start the clock. We'll start with the Scottie Bee
has something?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
What's that? Scotty?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
So?
Speaker 4 (00:32):
I felt like my dad yesterday. I was in the
shower and I was trying to get the radio to
come on my bluetooth radio that I have suction to
the wall in my shower, and I pushed a button.
I don't know what happened. All of a sudden, I
hear hello, I'm like what, oh my god, and I
just I just turned it off.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I had no idea what was going on.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Somehow I called our assistant program director while I was
in the shower. I don't understand, Like my mom always like,
oh but diled, I don't understand how these things?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
How did that even happen? Have you recall somebody that
were you talking?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Blue toothed? Wait you bluetoothed a call.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
I was just putting the radio one on the blue
my bluetooth speaker, and I hear a ring in.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
That hole and there was no button for calling anyone. Well,
I can't see anything.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Plus my phone's not even there.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
It makes no sense. I don't know how that weird.
It's a blue It's basically a blue tooth speaker, is
all it is.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Yeah, but I mean your bluetooth to your phone. But
my phone wasn't even in the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Are you call Kara?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
No? Why would I call it from the shower? I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
I don't know. You're kind of weird.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yeah, you're the one making the call.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
I just I don't think it a weird.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Who's more weird than Scotty Bee and coaster Boy Josh,
who was in there just pitching Scotty's nipples and we
caught him in the act.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
I mean, I don't mind it, but it's kind of
a weird. They're so quicky they pop out of his shirt.
You just want to squeeze him.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Always alert, Yeah, ready to run.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Nip alert. But you just walked into his student. It
takes effort to get in there. It's two doors you
have to go through, and then you go in and
you just say, you see nipples and they're perky, and
you pinch them.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
I gave him a hug.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Well, we were talking about something and he's like, well,
you're not very masculine, and then he just pinched my nipple.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Okay, that's our josh on here, Well you pinched nipples too, Danielle.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
But you know, we got lots of stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
I feel like you're always grabbing stuff. I grabbed the stuff.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Do you grab your stuff?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
You always touch my stomach and say.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Josh, last time I saw you, you.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
You pinched my nipples too. You pinched nipples.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I'm a big nipple twister guy.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Purple nple. You're a purple guy.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
It's a good icebreaker, is it?
Speaker 4 (02:40):
God?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
With people? You know, right, walk into the hall, just hey,
I'm gonna twist your nipple, I think because everyone laugh.
You know, like you actually twist, you just like kind
of do it, and you like keep him honest, let
him know you're there, let him know you could have
done it a little bit more.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
And like, you know what's so sad is we know
what's so sad is no one being honest here is
against it.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
I think we're all for it. I would have been.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Did you used to give about wet willies when you
were a kid, You know, like you look your your fingers.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Finger from people has.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Been touching the buttons and I licked my finger and
I stuck in my own ear.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I actively give Andrew we willies. Something I do that
is Josh exclusive, especially when andrews to live with me.
I called fish hands. What's that? After you get done
washing your hands in the bathroom, you walk out, your
hands are still moist. I'll just walk up to Andrew
and like rub his cheek with my.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Awesome, I'm gonna start doing that.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
I'm gonna that's a Josh exclusive, but I'm gonna borrow
that from the table of John.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
What was a purple.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Nurple to a titty twister?
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Hey, Josh says he has to leave because he has
to catch a flight. What a busy day, But we're
working tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
No, remember you guys granted me the day off to
go with Andrew to see That's now here in Boston
night Park? Wait?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Are those are those the tickets I got for Andrew?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Yes they are.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
I'm the nicest Fenway Park.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
He got good seats. Yeah, her first ever like stadium
like show ever.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Now, are you spending the night or just going up
for the show and driving back?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
What are you doing spending one night there, one night only?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Are you gonna pinch his nipples all night?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
We're sharing a room, so you never know what I'm.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Give? Give enter the old fish hand tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Why don't you introduce some nuggies into the man the
shows tonight, though, I think noggies.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
I always do nouggies.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
I always the shows tonight.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Right. Yeah. I used to come home from the gym,
take my underwear off and throw them.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
In another Josh exclusive.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
I'm gonna borrow that one too. Hey, how are we
on the How are we on the summertime hours? Five minut'clock?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
We're not quite there yet? What wait?
Speaker 3 (04:46):
What's worse?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Josh or Greg t putting his balls and Scary's face
when they were roommates.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Oh, then he did some nasty things to He also
stirred a scary salad with his wi.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Speaking of speaking of balls and things, I don't know
if you noticed, but you remember last week I bitched
about the soap dispensers because they refill it with other things. Now,
I don't know if you notice, but they're white now
with an iHeart logo on, and now you can't even
see what's in it.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Yeah, and the soap that comes out of there looks suspicious.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
A Josh exclusive for that one too.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Are you just trying to make it look nicer in
the bath?
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
When did iHeart start like moving away from radio and
starting to make soap dispensers.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
We've gotta spend our money somewhere. It actually really it
looks kind of cool.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
If I was using I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
We have such a diverse company. How are we on
the five minutes an hour at five? Let's get out
of here by the
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Fifteen minute morning show
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