FULL SHOW: The Day We Do the Animal Sound Test

Alex and Reptile Matt join us to do the Animal Sound Test with some peculiar noises. Plus we talk about toys from our day that would be considered unsafe now and our sleep away camp trauma.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The disasters.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
What are you doing listening every morning?

Speaker 3 (00:05):
You guys are so different.

Speaker 4 (00:07):
You don't become a hero by being normals.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
You guys a question, is there anything you're watching that
you haven't shared with us or the room because you
just wanted to be yours? Because I have something I've
been watching what he Well, I'm not going to tell you. Well, No,
the part of the conversation is what we do for
a living. Or if you if you're listening to us

(00:34):
and you hang out with your friends, you know, you
share things all the time. It's conversation, it's you back
and forth, banter or whatever. There are some things in
life that can be just hours like it's mine. It's
like I watched this show because it's mine. Is it controversial? No,
not at all? No, no, no, no, no, there's you don't
read anything into it. There's nothing I'm embarrassed about. It's
just sometimes we don't have to always live a life

(00:57):
that's an open book. That's all I'm saying, What God
did you?

Speaker 5 (01:00):
I do that?

Speaker 6 (01:00):
Sometimes with like clothing or if I have something cool
in my apartment and people keep asking like, oh, where'd
you get that?

Speaker 5 (01:05):
Where'd you get that?

Speaker 6 (01:06):
I'll be like, I don't know, just because I don't
want everyone to have it.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Yeah, I used to say that too, scary people. Would
you get that shirt?

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Oh I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:16):
Yeah, but you have to to some people because they'll
run right out and buy it.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Why wouldn't you share, though, because I don't want you
to wear my shirt. It's mine, it's gonna no, it's
gonna be only.

Speaker 7 (01:25):
I have one friend though, that we buy the same
of everything, Like if she has it, I usually have it,
either in a different color, or we share, or sometimes
we buy a joint shirt, like we'll both like the
shirt and I'll go, I'll buy it, and then you
borrow when you want it, and then she'll do it
the next time. So we do that with each other.

Speaker 8 (01:41):
What's up?

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Frog?

Speaker 1 (01:43):
I do that with dinner sometimes, so I'll be I'll
go to dinner with somebody and no, go, so, what
are you ordering? I'll lie because I don't want them
to order what I'm gonna order, So I'll say, oh,
because I because order something different or what I'm gonna get,
So I'll just say yeah, I'm gonna get this, and
they'll so then when the when they when the server
comes over. I'm like, you go first, then they ordered,
and then boom, I change my order. Why didn't you say

(02:03):
that's what you were goeing?

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Okay, let's let's hold on. Let's let's dissect this. What
is wrong with us ordering the same thing?

Speaker 8 (02:12):
What is wrong?

Speaker 1 (02:12):
I don't want you to order it because I ordered it.
Why does it matter what I'm ordering?

Speaker 9 (02:15):
Well?

Speaker 1 (02:15):
No, no, no, Why does what I'm ordering change your order?

Speaker 7 (02:19):
And I kind of don't want you to order the
same thing because I want to taste what you have.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
No, keep your fork out of the plate first of all.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
See that's my point right there.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
But this is a thing where people and I'm go
I think we're all maybe guilty of it. At some point.
It's like, well, I'm not going to order that. If
you're gonna order that, well why not? If you both
want it, why why don't you order what you want?
It may just so happen.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
To be the same thing.

Speaker 7 (02:40):
No, No, I.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Want to get what you want. I don't want you
to know what I'm having because then I don't want
it to reflect on what you're going to order. And
number two, like Danielle said, you're not putting your COVID
ritten fork into my food. No not, you just.

Speaker 7 (02:53):
Cut it and put it on my plate first before
we start eating, and we share that way.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
Okay, Okay, sharing a site, let's say, no sharing allout? Okay,
just for the sake of the conversation. If I say
I want a cheeseburger and I ordered cheeseburger and you
originally wanted a cheeseburger, will you now change your order
because you don't want to order what I ordered?

Speaker 1 (03:09):
I wouldn't Why. I don't understand.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
This is the dubbest crap ever.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
I don't want you to know what I'm having, so
I do. There is that little bit of anxiety where
I want to.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
Answer my question. If I order a cheeseburger and you
originally we're going to order one, will you then still
order a cheeseburger or will you order something different?

Speaker 1 (03:25):
No? I'll find something else on the fly.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Why can't we enjoy bomas, enjoy what we originally wanted?
I don't understand it can tell.

Speaker 7 (03:34):
Me what isn't part of the conversation too. When you
sit down and you're looking through the menu, you all
go like, oh, what are you thinking? What are you
going to order? Like it's part of the whole process.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
It can be Nah, okay, I'm not going to disc
I'm going to give you the don't show your your
hand until you order.

Speaker 8 (03:51):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
I don't understand why two people can't enjoy the same
dish at lunch. I don't understand that makes If you
think about it, it really makes no sense.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
You can, but I don't want you to do it
because I'm doing it. I don't want you to go, oh,
it's just simple, I'll order what you get. I don't
want you to do that. I want you to put
a little more effort into what we're eating.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
You you, I'm weird on your hand as a child,
but I think I might have been. But if you're
not getting my question though, I'm not not talking about
copying you, why would you not order cheeseburger if that's
what you your taste boys wanted, just because I already
ordered one.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
I don't want to sit there and eat the same thing.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
I want to want to stop. Stop answer me, why
why do you not want us to eat the same thing?

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Because I want us both to have a different culinary
experience at the restaurant and I both eat the same
thing or we might as well just eat off each
other's plate. We could have ordered one thing and share it.
Oh no, no, I want you order what you get.
I'm ordering something different, and we'll be able to compare
our two meals and talk about how great they are separately.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
That is hogwash.

Speaker 8 (04:57):
No scary.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Do you think I'm crazy?

Speaker 8 (04:59):
Scarier you are.

Speaker 10 (05:00):
I've noticed it with drinks though, I don't know about
the food portion, but when you want to drinks, you
ever have like somebody like, Oh that sounds good, I'll
have that, and everybody has the same cocktail. When I
think there should be diversity around the room.

Speaker 11 (05:12):
I.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Want food diversity. That's what I wanted to drink. I
have my next drink, the next round.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
I may want that. Why you we all having the
side you have to agree? Isn't it a little strange
that you know I'm gonna you go to the bartender.
Don't let everyone know what I'm worry I know I
want a Moscow mule, and don't let anyone know. I
don't want them to have it. I want this. I
want to own the Moscow mule in the bar right now.
It makes no sense to me.

Speaker 7 (05:41):
That's weird.

Speaker 6 (05:42):
We are being good mad just because it's ruins the
Instagram picture that he's gonna post if everyone has the
same drinks.

Speaker 10 (05:49):
Because when you do the blue line with the drink click,
you want all the different drinks coming together, all the colors.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
You know, you don't want somebody to change their order
after they made the order. And it's like, you know what,
that sounds good, I'm gonna switch my order. I don't
get it. I don't get it. Why don't we think
about this way? Order what you want?

Speaker 8 (06:06):
I do?

Speaker 1 (06:07):
But in my mind, I have two orders. So in
case you order something, I'm going to order that, I'll
order the second.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
Fine, fine, do that. Do that.

Speaker 7 (06:13):
You're not going to change his mind. So I don't
know why we're.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
Bord You're right, You're right. I'm trying to understand why
I'm not. Yeah, yeah, gandhi what froggy?

Speaker 6 (06:23):
So do you always insist on ordering last? Because what
if you order first?

Speaker 1 (06:26):
And what I won't order first? If you, yep, if
you ever go to if you ever, if we if
you ever noticed when we go to dinner, I won't
order first. I will always order last. And I do
it to sound like I'm being polite. I'm like, no, no,
you go ahead and order first, you order forever. I
don't want to be first.

Speaker 7 (06:40):
We got a move now we know it's because you're
a jackass.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
You knew that anyways.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
So scary. I bet knowing scary, I bet Scary dies
a little inside when we all order the same thing.

Speaker 10 (06:49):
Oh my god, it kills me because I want to
see how well the chef or the restaurant prepares that
dish and that dish and that dish.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
I want to see You're not going to use my
taste budget your experiment.

Speaker 10 (07:01):
I just I like to see diversity at the table.
It's just a little thing that I have going on
in my head.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
You both have that thing going I know. But okay, fine,
but from now on, I'm going to order first. I
don't give a rant ask what you order.

Speaker 8 (07:14):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
My only problem is when you go to dinner with Scary,
he orders one of everything on the menu, so there's
pretty much nothing less to orders.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
Only when I'm paying.

Speaker 7 (07:31):
I love how frustrated Elvis gets though, He's just like, what, what,
what else can we say about that?

Speaker 3 (07:36):
I'm trying to get into the psychology of wine. Don't
you think the restaurant makes fun of you like this.
I don't think they care. They don't care you look
at this table. They are the same thing. A bunch
of assholes. Okay, we have a couple of calls lined U.
Let's go to line twenty and Sherry and then, oh

(07:59):
my god, em we have to get you to your call.
But I'm gonna question you why you're saying such nice things.
But first, Sherry, Sherry, you agree with Froggy, right?

Speaker 1 (08:09):
I do.

Speaker 11 (08:10):
I thought I was alone on this, but I have
to agree team Froggy with this one.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
Why why can you not have the same thing someone
else is having.

Speaker 11 (08:19):
I kind of feel like it's everything he's saying, like
there needs to be some difference on the table. And honestly,
if I don't like mine, you know, there might be
a chance to try something different. Hell yeah, I also
if if when we're ordering, I'll say.

Speaker 12 (08:37):
No, no, no, it's cool, you go first.

Speaker 11 (08:38):
I'm still trying to figure it out.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
Yes, I do thinking all right, Okay, so I'm going
to go ahead and be open minded and say there
are those who order like that and those who don't.
I'm one who doesn't. You are the one that does.
We can still enjoy our dinner. I'm gonna order first though,
and you know what. You may have wanted that cheeseburger,
but now you're not going to get to enjoy cheeseburger
because I ordered one and it's mine. I own the

(09:02):
cheeseburger category at the table. No one else? Can you
come in my lane?

Speaker 7 (09:05):
Next time we all go out with Froggy. Not one
of us is going to open our mouths until he orders.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
A long night at that table with him.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
Thank you, Sherry, good luck ordering next time, have it
your day. And finally, line twenty fours, Emily, let's switch
gears here.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Hello Emily, Hi guys, good morning.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
Well, good morning. I'm so sorry you had to sit
on hold during all that crap, but that's all right.
I want we saw your text and we wanted to
get you on the air because we want to see
how you're doing. I know that you're on your way
to pick up your husband at the hospital today. Obviously
he's alive.

Speaker 13 (09:44):
Yeah, he's doing well, but it has just been the
week from hell. He he had a major bowel obstruction unfortunately.
Sorry if you're eating breakfast. And while that was all happening,
my daughter also broke her arm. So it's just it's
been a week and you guys have kept me laughing,
and I just I really really.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
Appreciate it, you know what. And your daughter broke her leg,
you said, or arm?

Speaker 13 (10:09):
She broke her arm in two places. Was racing with
her cousins and she lost, so she fell. And I
got a call from my mother in law when I
was sitting in the hospital with my husband, telling me
that she was on her way to the emergency room
with her.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
Yeah, at any point, at any point, did you look
up in this guy and go, hello, why are you
doing this to me right now?

Speaker 14 (10:31):
You know?

Speaker 3 (10:32):
I hope you're okay?

Speaker 13 (10:33):
Yeah, kin kind of Yeah. We my husband and I
we met when we were in the hospital, actually when
we were four years old, so I knew it was
I was signing up for when when I married him.
So we're used to it. But it doesn't get any easier.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
Well, look, you know everyone's going through their thing right now.
You know everyone's going through and you definitely are going
through a thing or two this week. I hope that
you can find a moment to find a corner in
the house to take it, eat breath, and just take
care of yourself and just have some quiet and just
relax and just and congratulations, you got through another day.

(11:08):
It's like that's what we are these times. It's like
now we're celebrating. Oh I got we got through another
hour in life. Yeah. Yes, I hope you have a
much better time ahead. And God bless you and your family.
Thank you for listening to us, and I hope that
we can take your mind off that every once in
a while.

Speaker 7 (11:23):
Love you, Emily, thank you, thank you, Love you guys.

Speaker 13 (11:25):
Have a great day, all right.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
Thank you.

Speaker 15 (11:28):
Hey, this is Taylor swith Hi.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
This is Harry. This is a though.

Speaker 16 (11:34):
You know, listening to Elvis Duran in the Morning Show,
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, you know every once in.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
A while, well, when all the stupid stuff comes out
of our show, we talked about something that turns into
a big thing. We learned so much about the human
condition on this show. You know what I'm saying. And hey,
call us now if you've thrown something while you're mad, boom.
I mean everyone recalled something they threw. I remember one
time I was mad. I didn't throw something. I opened
a book and ripped the pages. Ask Alex about that.

Speaker 17 (12:11):
One.

Speaker 6 (12:12):
Did it make you feel better though, when you've thrown
things or ripped out the pages, did you feel a little.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
Better now because it's in the middle of being really angry.
I mean it was I don't even know what book
it was. Wasn't mine.

Speaker 5 (12:22):
I'm telling you what.

Speaker 6 (12:23):
Burning photos of people that you dislike is so satisfying.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
We see that's a premeditated thing.

Speaker 5 (12:28):
It is.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
So if someone has screwed you over Gandhi and you
take their photo, you have to take You have to
get the photo, you have to set it on something
that's not going to catch on fire. Then you have
to find a lighter, then you catch it on fire.
I mean there's almost a ritual thing. There's something going
on there.

Speaker 7 (12:43):
Who's a witch and she does something to it?

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Yeah, yep.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
But if you're like ah and you open a book
and rip the pages out, that's like boom. Or if
you pick up something and throw it, Oh.

Speaker 7 (12:52):
Yeah, that's that would be me. Yeah, yeah, I would
do that. I did it to scary. I threw shoes
last night. Actually not at somebody though, but.

Speaker 3 (12:59):
You didn't have time to think about it. You just
picked them up there.

Speaker 7 (13:01):
I took them off my feet and as I'm taking
I was so aggravated at something. As I'm taking them
off my feet. I took one and I went, who
was it? A family member?

Speaker 18 (13:10):
And then the other.

Speaker 7 (13:11):
Shoes, I took it off and I went And so
both shoes went on the ground like that. Okay, I
didn't throw them at anyone.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
But let's let's investigate Gandhi for just a moment. Yeah,
let's talk about your premeditated uh burning of the picture. Yes,
because it takes time to carry this out, Yes it does.

Speaker 6 (13:29):
Well, I mean it's only happened a few times in
my life, but there was just one person. One well,
there's one person that I did it too, three times.

Speaker 5 (13:35):
So I really needed to.

Speaker 6 (13:38):
Purge everything about her from my life, all of the
junk that she left at my house, all the photos
that I had with her, anything that just reminded me
of her, smelled like her, looked like her.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
She had to go How long ago was that?

Speaker 5 (13:49):
Maybe like nine years ago?

Speaker 3 (13:50):
To Okay, is she still out of your life?

Speaker 8 (13:52):
Hell?

Speaker 5 (13:53):
Yeah, okay, never to enter back in there. But I
just really needed to get rid of all of it.
And I was so angry.

Speaker 6 (13:58):
I didn't even want her to have a chance of
getting it back, and I didn't want to look at her,
so I burned all of it. And I had no
idea how satisfying burning those photos was, but man, it
felt good. I just got to watch her face just
melt away in the fire.

Speaker 8 (14:09):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
Wow, I mean that was a deeply rooted issue you
had with her, obviously still have it.

Speaker 5 (14:14):
If I see it right now, I'll punch her in
the throat.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
No, Gandhi, I'm telling.

Speaker 5 (14:18):
You, you guys, it would be on my side. You would
be on my side.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
Please tell everyone you're kidding.

Speaker 5 (14:22):
Fine, I'm kidding for the air.

Speaker 7 (14:26):
I do know why this is the girl. Yeah, and
I understand where she's coming from, because this person is
just a horrible human being. Okay, yes, I get to
see what she did.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
Oh, let's talk about what Gandhi's done, and let's think
about how we can play. Is there something or someone
in your life that you really truly need to have
a ceremony, because that was basically a ceremonial thing.

Speaker 5 (14:46):
You actually ceremony.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
You took time to find these items, to burn them,
and to watch them go slowly. This wasn't like throwing
a book because you're mad. No, So I mean, yeah,
I mean, Daniel, you've never like planned out no, some
kind of ceremony.

Speaker 7 (15:02):
I probably if I know, I've never, I mean I
Froggy would like to have.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
I know, I do stuff out. I have to be
really angry by time. I feel remorse after being a jackass.
Like if I do, if I throw something or damage
something or get mad or scream at somebody, I feel
remorse pretty soon thereafter. So if I planned something out,
reality kicks in. I'm like, yeah, you shouldn't do that.

Speaker 7 (15:23):
That one time that the girl threw up in the limousine.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
Okay, but I was writ in that case.

Speaker 7 (15:28):
What so wait, so Froggy. I went out there for
one of Lisa's birthday celebrations and Froggy got us a
limo that he got on loan from.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
Somebody and they still have limos.

Speaker 7 (15:38):
Yeah, this was years ago, and a grown woman threw
up all over the limo and Froggy was responsible. And
I have never seen mister Froggy that mad. He was
not an advocate for that night.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
Wow, it was not good.

Speaker 7 (15:52):
It was I didn't throw up, wasn't me?

Speaker 3 (15:54):
So yeah, I don't know how we kind of got subject.
I can see how mad you were. Right, it was Matt,
But you didn't throw something, did you.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
No? No, no, no, I no, I know I think
I did. But but in that point I was justified
in my feelings. But you ask if I've ever planned anything,
and I generally tend to come to my senses and say, hey,
you should just move on. If I plan something out,
I have to react immediately, and then I feel remorse.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
Well, there's two I think there are two different things
if you if you act out immediately throwing something out
of anger or ripping the pages out of a book
like I did, it's just, uh, you almost can't control
it in a way. But if you stop and go, Okay,
I'm going to get all these pictures of this friend
of mine together, and I'm going to find a place
where I won't burn down the house. I'm going to
burn them all. That is, like I said, premeditated. I

(16:41):
gotta think this thing through because that's that's some serious stuff.

Speaker 6 (16:45):
Yes, it was, you were right. I premeditated all of it.
It was a slow burn.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
We have never done this before. I did it work?

Speaker 18 (16:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (16:52):
Did you really truly feel a nice separation? A cut off?

Speaker 6 (16:56):
I felt a lot better about the situation. I'm telling
you what was a photo burn is very satisfying.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
If you're angry, don't have photo They're all digital on
my camera.

Speaker 6 (17:05):
I print stuff out all the time. I have a
little in STACs printeroids.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
Yeah, another reason to love instacts.

Speaker 5 (17:10):
Things are awesome.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
We can burn pictures of friends. Yes, yes, no, there's
a market for that. They should go for that.

Speaker 7 (17:18):
Well, you remember of Valentine's Day the radio station would.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
Have like the big Valentines the woodchipper.

Speaker 7 (17:23):
Yeah, they'd have the when you would put the pictures
shred your axe and you put and you put all
your pictures through this wood chipper and it comes out
on the other end and shreds.

Speaker 5 (17:31):
That sounds glorious.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
Straight in eight. Have you ever had a premeditated service
we actually ritualistically burned something? Oh god, yeah, yes, thank you.
You had absolutely really.

Speaker 19 (17:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
You had to think it through and had to plan.

Speaker 20 (17:50):
I had a pile and I had a place to
burn stuff, and I had burned it all.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
It was great. Well, that's another thing we do in
Santa Fe. Every year they tore Zobra. Yeah, and it's
this huge foury foot tall marionette that screams where they
catch them on fire and you're actually it's kind of
scary and freaky, but it's you're actually burning up the
year of dread. You know that anything that in the
past year screwed you over, you write it down on
a piece of paper, put it at the feet of Zobra.

Speaker 8 (18:16):
Yeah, yeah, wow, I like that.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
Yeah, it's weird seeing this marionette moving and screaming like
fire statistic. I'll never see that again.

Speaker 7 (18:28):
Do you think that anybody in this room has had
somebody do that for them?

Speaker 21 (18:32):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (18:32):
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
Wow, Danielle, Okay, you've all eyed that right back.

Speaker 7 (18:36):
Uh huh. I wonder there's a couple of people. I
wonder if they ever did something like that to you.

Speaker 6 (18:42):
Yeah, yeah, no, I know. I didn't know what's happened
to me. At least twice one had to foot it all.
Someone else burned all my stuff.

Speaker 4 (18:47):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
Yeah, I do know people who've been very very mad
at me. But of course you know me, mister Justification,
Well that was their problem, not mine, right, And it
was wasn't me, it was them.

Speaker 18 (19:00):
The Mercedes Benz Interview Lounge.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
I never thought it would be a Megan trainer t
pain thing.

Speaker 7 (19:05):
But oh, I've been like very vocal for the past
ten years that he's one of my favorite artists and
songwriters all time. So I've been manifesting this and I won.

Speaker 5 (19:15):
And I did it.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
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Speaker 18 (19:31):
Elvis Daran in the Morning Show, Elvis Daran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (19:38):
So excited. We're about to do the Animal Sound Test. Yes,
it was dreamed up by Gandhi and named by Danielle.

Speaker 7 (19:46):
Oh the animals Sound Tests so simple name.

Speaker 3 (19:50):
So we're gonna play for Heather is on line eleven.
Let's go talk to Heather, a dental assistant from Kenton, Connecticut.
How you doing, Heather, Oh, oh my god, Hi, everybody,
welcome to the show. All right, well, look, thank you
for taking time out. You're gonna win some big money.
You're actually playing the animal Sound test with guys who
know animal sounds, or they should my husband Alex, and

(20:13):
of course we have reptile Matt on the line. They
are best friends. Between the two of them, they've had
they have forty six years working with animals at the
zoo's they've they've worked in and of course they now
work at Staten Island Zoo. So you're in good hands, looked, Hope.
I can't wait and be ready to go, ready to go. Okay,
giggity you, giggity you, let's go. All right, So here's

(20:35):
what's gonna happen. Welcome to the animal sound test. Yeah,
the jungle music. So even though they have between them
forty six years of animal experience, we'll see. You know,
it's one thing to look at an animal and recognize
what sounds it makes, but when you just hear the sound,

(20:56):
we don't know. So for everyone they get correct, you
get to dollars. You can win big money.

Speaker 8 (21:01):
Big money.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
Yeahney Alex wants to know what he gets.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
Where do I win?

Speaker 3 (21:06):
Yeah? What what magic Matt in in h Alex get?
We have anything for them, We'll send you a delongy
toaster honor. All right, here we go. Listen closely. This
is animal sound number one.

Speaker 8 (21:26):
All right, sounds like my stomach.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
Yeah, I'm gonna give that one to Rep. Talll Mat.
What is that? Rep? T Mat?

Speaker 22 (21:33):
I do believe I know that one, because I do
think I have worked with those guys for quite a
few years. I would guess that that is an alligator.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
That is correct, big money, big money ten, the only
one I'll get correct.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
So I don't know that.

Speaker 9 (21:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
All right, Let's go to animal sound number two.

Speaker 23 (21:54):
All right, it sounds familiar.

Speaker 24 (22:09):
Yeah, it does sound familiar. Can I hear that one
more time? Don't let that cute sound fool you. There's
a little clue in the very beginning. Play it, well,

(22:32):
just play the very beginning.

Speaker 8 (22:33):
You'll hear it.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
Play it right there? You were making noise. I know
I'm trying to play it again, but don't make noise.

Speaker 8 (22:41):
All right, right there?

Speaker 3 (22:47):
Done? Do you have any idea?

Speaker 8 (22:52):
I'm thinking hip. I was gonna say a hippo, but yeah,
I was thinking.

Speaker 5 (23:00):
You're not far off.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
But what I don't know?

Speaker 22 (23:04):
I think because I'm going on what Eldas said, don't
let that fool you. So I'm thinking it's a it's
probably a large animal.

Speaker 8 (23:11):
I just had a large mammal.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
Hmm. Oh, time's almost tell them what that was.

Speaker 5 (23:21):
Those were baby rhinos.

Speaker 7 (23:25):
You're so close with the hippo.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
You said hippo, which is sort of not really all right,
all right, let's move on to uh so, you've got
ten dollars so far, Heather, happy days are here again?
All right, here's animal sound. Here's animal sound number three.

Speaker 8 (23:41):
Oh I know this.

Speaker 22 (23:43):
Yeah, I'm gonna say.

Speaker 8 (23:44):
I think it's got to be a goat.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
Yeah, it's a baby.

Speaker 8 (23:52):
That's when I first thought.

Speaker 15 (23:53):
Who was working in the children's center at the Statoland too, so,
and because you're.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
A child, you two so far, let's give you animal
soeund number four? Mm hmm.

Speaker 8 (24:11):
Right away. I'm thinking of bird. But can I hear
that again?

Speaker 22 (24:19):
I think I do know this one because we had
them at the Birmingham Zoo when I was working at
the Birmingham Zoo. I'm going to pick a guest, but
play that again.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
Okay, what is it?

Speaker 8 (24:35):
I'm going to get the koala.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
That's correct, man, Look at that, hey, Heather, They're doing
a good job for you. All right. Here is animal
sound number five?

Speaker 8 (24:55):
Are you sure?

Speaker 3 (24:56):
Yeah? Okay? Played again? Hm hmm.

Speaker 8 (25:04):
What do you think it is whoa get.

Speaker 22 (25:07):
The baby rhino?

Speaker 3 (25:12):
You have a guess?

Speaker 8 (25:14):
Can I hear it one more time?

Speaker 3 (25:15):
Yeah? Name that animal.

Speaker 8 (25:24):
I'm stumped with that one.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
You two right now?

Speaker 12 (25:26):
Man?

Speaker 3 (25:26):
That is a baby seal played again. This is the
baby seal right here? All right, let's move on to
the next one. You're doing really well. Here is animal
sound number six.

Speaker 8 (25:44):
I've heard this before, you have.

Speaker 15 (25:48):
Because we have them at the zoo and uh every
year give birth.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
What are they?

Speaker 8 (25:53):
Porcupines?

Speaker 3 (25:54):
Who play it again? This is a porcupine.

Speaker 15 (26:02):
Yeah, we used to have one and I used to
pet her nose and she used to make those sounds.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
Wow, that is so cool. All right. Here is animal
sound number seven.

Speaker 22 (26:20):
You know that one too, Alex, we know that one.

Speaker 8 (26:23):
I hear a bird.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
Oh no, no, that's my phone playing.

Speaker 8 (26:28):
I mean I'm hearing bird noises.

Speaker 15 (26:30):
Okay, something we have right now?

Speaker 22 (26:37):
You know that we know this one. We have these
at the zoo too.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
Then what is it?

Speaker 8 (26:40):
Do they roll up into a ball net?

Speaker 25 (26:43):
Yes, they do.

Speaker 8 (26:44):
Nine banded, six banded you can.

Speaker 22 (26:46):
Put Yeah, it's an armadillo.

Speaker 7 (26:49):
But wow, they're awesome.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
Heather, are you still there there the animal World?

Speaker 8 (26:58):
Heather?

Speaker 3 (26:58):
They've won you fifty dollars so far. Keep going. Here
is animal sound number eight.

Speaker 8 (27:14):
Definitely a large mammal.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
Yes, sounds like a ghost.

Speaker 15 (27:18):
Definitely a lodge mammal. Rumble into the stomach.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
Any idea? Play it again.

Speaker 8 (27:32):
With an elk coore? What are you thinking, madam? I'm
thinking like an elk core elk.

Speaker 22 (27:40):
Or a moose something like that.

Speaker 8 (27:41):
It's a.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
So now you have six correct? Is that right? Yeah?
I think so. Anyway, Here is animal sound number nine. Hmmm.

Speaker 8 (28:02):
See, I would think like a small rodent or I
don't know. You should know this, maybe calling reptile.

Speaker 11 (28:10):
Ma.

Speaker 22 (28:13):
Yes, that's the type of frog.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
Right, it's a desert rain frog playing against Gary.

Speaker 8 (28:20):
That's so cool.

Speaker 3 (28:21):
Yeah, oh my god. Okay, here is what.

Speaker 8 (28:26):
Did they step on? Animal?

Speaker 3 (28:30):
Here's animal sound number ten?

Speaker 26 (28:36):
Sounds like a baby one more time. Sounds like a
like a bird kitten or a cat or a felon
or something.

Speaker 8 (28:55):
Is it a baby cat? Something?

Speaker 3 (28:58):
He should get that it's in the family.

Speaker 8 (29:00):
Yeah. Have I seen one of these before? Yes?

Speaker 3 (29:05):
You know, way it could be any cat because they've
all soundedlike in their.

Speaker 8 (29:10):
Matt Any clue.

Speaker 22 (29:13):
Did we see those in Africa?

Speaker 3 (29:14):
Yes? I think we did it ran by very quickly.

Speaker 8 (29:19):
Up Cheetah.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
Yes, I kind of gave that away a little bit,
but all catcher fast, all right, that is it cheating.
Are you still with us, Heather?

Speaker 27 (29:29):
Yes I am.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
You're up to eighty dollars. These guys are doing really well.
All right. Here is animal sound number eleven.

Speaker 15 (29:38):
Uh I get look look at this.

Speaker 8 (29:41):
I got goosebumps just here.

Speaker 15 (29:42):
And that that has to be a red fox because
that's what I love. And I raised three red foxes
at the stant old red.

Speaker 8 (29:50):
Fox red foxes.

Speaker 15 (29:55):
Red foxes, they have open twenty different vocal sounds and
sometimes people will think it's a crying child or a
screaming lady and stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
But wow, that's and you know what's said because he
Alex raised many red foxes from when they were born
and they they've all they're all gone now. I remember
lady was the last way to pass away. Yeah, she
was the best anyway. All right, I'll tell you what.
Here's a here's an animal you didn't raise. This is

(30:25):
animal sound number twelve.

Speaker 8 (30:32):
Oh I definitely heard that before.

Speaker 22 (30:34):
Yeah, Matt, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I would. I definitely have
a guess for that one.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
Okay, it is a whale. It's a blue whaley. Wow, Heather,
you're still there right, yeah, yes I am. Are you
getting bored?

Speaker 21 (30:51):
No, I'm impressed with everything that there's like figuring out
that is just awesome.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
Well, you know what, we have more animal sound. I
don't know how much time you have. We got the money.
We could go all day if you want. What do
you want to do?

Speaker 2 (31:03):
Let's let's do you if you want to keep going,
but that's up to that.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
Let's do let's do a speed round. We have to
answer immediately. Okay, okay, here's animal sound number thirteen. Go
name that animal? Go no, clue, what seahorse? No, that's
a flying squirrel. That's a sugar glider. Here is animal

(31:28):
cell number fourteen.

Speaker 8 (31:33):
What is that? Sounds like a squeaky toy?

Speaker 15 (31:35):
I would say like an insect, some kind of insect.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
Play one more time, go what is it ripped on that?

Speaker 8 (31:44):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (31:45):
Oh?

Speaker 22 (31:46):
That's gosh, I have no idea.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
It's a caterpillar caillart?

Speaker 8 (31:52):
No?

Speaker 3 (31:52):
Oh can pillers making noises?

Speaker 8 (31:54):
All right?

Speaker 3 (31:55):
Here is animal cell number fifteen.

Speaker 11 (31:56):
Quick, go.

Speaker 8 (32:00):
Name that animal? Go watching the toiling?

Speaker 3 (32:03):
No, what is it?

Speaker 22 (32:05):
Person in the stall next to me.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
No, that's that's an elephant meal, elephant seal. Here's number sixteen.

Speaker 15 (32:12):
You'll get this, oh the devil, yeah, Tasmanian number prec.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
Here is animal so number seventeen.

Speaker 18 (32:23):
Go what.

Speaker 8 (32:30):
Is that? God? Say your moose again? But sort of
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
That's an elk Here we go. Here, here's animal sound
number eighteen? Quick? What is that?

Speaker 7 (32:52):
My gosh?

Speaker 23 (32:53):
Well, actually I believe we had these at the Staten Island.

Speaker 8 (32:56):
Zoom at well what is it? Canadian links?

Speaker 3 (33:02):
It's a links?

Speaker 8 (33:05):
Damn.

Speaker 7 (33:05):
It sounded like Disney's Haunted Mansion.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
I know. We have one more to go? What is
this animal sound? Right here?

Speaker 28 (33:10):
For?

Speaker 29 (33:12):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (33:13):
I know this?

Speaker 10 (33:14):
Oh yeah, we've seen tons of these in Africa in
the water.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
What is it?

Speaker 8 (33:20):
Hippo?

Speaker 3 (33:21):
That's a hippo.

Speaker 30 (33:23):
And there you go.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
You guys, You guys did really well with the animal
sound test. Yes, that awesome, Alex and ripped all met Hey, Heather,
you just won one hundred and thirty dollars.

Speaker 6 (33:36):
Yeah, yeah, very impressive, guys, right, thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
Do you want to hear Kuala's fighting?

Speaker 11 (33:43):
We have.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
Listened to Kuala's fighting. Sounds like that's fighting I have congratulations.
Thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 7 (33:58):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 20 (33:59):
I'm good.

Speaker 2 (33:59):
Say yay, that was great.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
I'm very impressed, very great.

Speaker 15 (34:04):
Well, don't forget. You know, we've been to Costa Rica.
We've been all over traveling Africa numerous times.

Speaker 8 (34:10):
And and Matt and I we wherever we go, we
visit a zoo.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
So you know, go support your local zoo. I love you, Giggy,
good going, Matt.

Speaker 22 (34:22):
You guys, good to hear from you.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
That was awesome.

Speaker 18 (34:25):
That was awesome job, Matt, Elvis d Elvis dan in
the Morning Show. Elvis Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
I don't know if I've been dating you. Let's say, Danielle,
let's say you and I have been dating each other
and we're very serious. Maybe we don't live together, right, Yeah,
we've been together for let's say a couple of years.

Speaker 7 (34:54):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (34:55):
If you said, I got to talk to you, Elvis,
and okay, what do you need? And you said to me,
if you don't marry me now, if you don't ask
me to marry you, then I've got to move on.
Oh I would have to. I'd have to stop and
consider what you're saying. Look, obviously you love me, you
and in your plan you really want to be married
to someone. And so I if I looked at you

(35:16):
and said, oh, please get over it, you know, that
would be just awful.

Speaker 7 (35:20):
I would have to listen to for a long time. Yeah,
I mean, how long were we together? In a long time?

Speaker 3 (35:25):
You said, what about four months?

Speaker 29 (35:27):
No?

Speaker 7 (35:28):
Four months?

Speaker 5 (35:29):
No, no way, not.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
Quite Nate, Is this true? Oh yeah, it's funny you're
talking about this Elvis.

Speaker 8 (35:38):
I was.

Speaker 20 (35:38):
I was at a party over the weekend chatting with
a bunch of different couples, and yesterday my friend Jason says, hey,
you remember this one couple you were talking to, like, yeah,
really nice.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
Well they broke up after my party. What happened?

Speaker 20 (35:53):
Apparently, being in that environment a bunch of like married,
engaged people.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
On the way home, the girl in.

Speaker 20 (36:01):
This relationship says, we need to be married in three months,
Like this is it? This is like an ultimatum, And
the guy was like, well, I guess I'm looking for
a new girlfriend.

Speaker 7 (36:12):
So they broke it up together they want together for
four months, No.

Speaker 5 (36:17):
Chick, four months, that's not nearly long enough.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
Here's the thing.

Speaker 20 (36:21):
I mean, they are a little bit older, so maybe
things move faster at that age. I don't know, but
I mean, you don't do like an ultimatum like that,
especially in an uber on the way home to your No.

Speaker 7 (36:33):
That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
The ultimatum. No. I get it if you in your
mind you are ready to marry and you're you're dating someone,
or you're dating anyone or all people because you're looking
for the person you must spend the rest of your
life with. I get that, but it seems like it
needs to be a part of the conversation before you say,
by the way, if you don't get married today, I'm
going to leave you. Well, we've been dating four months.

(36:57):
It's it's just, you know, I don't even know your
middle name. I don't know, like the ultimatum. Has anyone
here ever received the ultimatum?

Speaker 17 (37:07):
Right?

Speaker 8 (37:08):
Oh jeez?

Speaker 20 (37:10):
I a girl for about a year, and uh after
a year of dating, she goes, Hey, you know, I
just let's put all the cards on the table.

Speaker 3 (37:19):
This is what I want.

Speaker 20 (37:20):
I want to be engaged in six months, I want
to be married in a year, and I want kids
in two years.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
And I'm like, uh, okay, no, I don't want that, right,
I don't want but I.

Speaker 6 (37:29):
Think it's important for people to have that conversation because
if one person's on one page and another's on the
other page, you might as well figure that out earlier
than later. So people shouldn't be scared about saying it
that's how you feel, say it, just.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
That's what it could happen.

Speaker 7 (37:40):
But you can't move in with the U haul, like
really tw months, it's like, what the hell are you nuts?

Speaker 3 (37:46):
Come on, I don't know, come on, look, you know,
I get it. I do understand how people are on
that path. They want that live future, they want it,
they want it in the bag. But I guess there's
a good and a and a not so a good
way to talk about it. You didn't give Alex an ultimatum, Elvis.
You didn't think I want a ring. We actually did

(38:08):
it opposite. We actually talked about the possibility of one
day getting married. We went out and bought rings and said,
all right, let's just let's just stare at these and
let's talk about what these mean, what they could mean
for us. We bought rings knowing that maybe one day
we would never use them. It was kind of a
weird way of doing it, but it worked out. You know,

(38:28):
Thank god, I think that's great. It sparked the conversation, Yes, gotty,
what's gotta be doing.

Speaker 31 (38:37):
I was dating a girl one time who told me
if I didn't get her a ring with a certain
number of carrots, that she wouldn't marry me.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
I don't remember what the number was. Oh that makes
it easy. That makes it easy, she's got yeah, no way, Yeah,
I don't know. That pretty much makes it easy. Yea,
it was well what did you say? I said, okay, And.

Speaker 31 (39:03):
I don't think we dated for more than another month
after that, because that's all I could think about, because
if that's what was important to her.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
I'm out, you know. Yeah, wait, wait, hold on, she
was serious. Oh she was dead serious.

Speaker 5 (39:14):
That's gross.

Speaker 3 (39:15):
Absolutely no way, okay. I wonder what the reasoning was there,
because she was a dug up bitch.

Speaker 8 (39:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (39:28):
I mean, seriously, if you're in love with someone and
they can't afford to ring that size, right, really, you're
gonna throw it all away because it's not.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
Look. You know, you get into a relationship and a
lot of a lot of the their faults are not
easily noticeable. Sometimes you have to go through weird trials
and tribulations to figure out all this person is not
the one for me. But if they come out at
the very beginning and just blatantly say something that makes
you go god, I would say, thank thank you, thank

(39:59):
you for being for coming and letting me know that
you're an awful person, and we get end this now
so we don't waste anyone of else this time. I'm
glad it happened.

Speaker 8 (40:07):
I got out pretty quick.

Speaker 3 (40:08):
Good for you.

Speaker 6 (40:09):
I have a friend who was doing that to her
fiance and they were on the same page about getting married.
They both wanted to do it, but she wanted a
certain ring to keep up with all of her friends,
and he said, I can't afford that ring. If that's
what's important to you, you got to.

Speaker 5 (40:21):
Buy your own ring. And she did. She went out
and got her own ring, and she gave it to
him and said I got it. He said, okay, cool,
So I guess you want to get married. Let's do it.

Speaker 3 (40:29):
How are they doing.

Speaker 5 (40:30):
They're still married, they have two kids.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
Good scene you. Our friend Tommy Dedario hosts I've Never
Said This before. It's a podcast where he interviews our
favorite actress and artists. Tommy who's on the podcast this week?

Speaker 28 (40:45):
Hey, Elvis, I have actor Lana Perilla on the show today,
who was in the new j Lo action flick at Lis,
which is all about the world of AI. And she
also shares with me one of her biggest fears that
she has never told anyone.

Speaker 3 (40:59):
I've never seen this before. New episodes every Tuesday. Listen
on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaker 8 (41:09):
Come on.

Speaker 18 (41:11):
In the morning soon.

Speaker 3 (41:13):
Well, I'm going to talk about going away to camp
when you were a kid. The more we compare notes
about what we did and what we learned at camp. Yeah,
when we were kids, especially church camp. Let me tell
you when I was a little kid and they forced
me to go to church and we went to church camp.
I learned the ins and outs of all sorts of
things at church camp, and some of it with the

(41:36):
church camp counselors.

Speaker 5 (41:38):
Oh hello, I'm so excited for this.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
We watched them doing it like dogs in the woods.
We're hearing from people that have the sweetest things to
text us about their first experience at camp. Like a
lot of people experienced their first kiss at camp, their
first crush. And then you have people like this who
had their first hand job. Boy, pretty much first joint.

(42:05):
Do you know how many people said they smoked their
first pot at Christian and Jewish sleepaway camps?

Speaker 8 (42:12):
Oh my goodness, I bet yes.

Speaker 3 (42:15):
I mean, and a lot of people saw the counselors
doing each other. I don't go to lane two. Is
Jenny still there? I think she can help it. Hey, Jenny,
how are you doing? How are you feeling good?

Speaker 32 (42:26):
Oh my god, I'm so excited to actually be on
the show.

Speaker 8 (42:28):
Well, thank you.

Speaker 3 (42:29):
It's exciting to have you here because you have to
help us with our story. So what did you witness
at camp? First of all, what type of camp was it?

Speaker 32 (42:40):
It was a Christian camp and it was very strict,
like girls and boys couldn't walk on sidewalks together, girls
had to wear skirts. It was really really strict camp.

Speaker 3 (42:49):
Wow, okay, So what did you witness at very strict
Christian camp?

Speaker 32 (42:56):
Well, so we were all supposed to Every girl in
my cabin was supposed to be at the pool for
an hour, but I decided, like thirty minutes in that
I didn't really want to be at the pool anymore.
So I went back to my cabin and I walked
in on my counselor having sex with another counselor.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
Yeah, taking a dip in the pool. Yeah yeah, and
that's the thing. I think that and hear me out.
If you're an organizer at a church and you're organizing
church camp, don't you know this stuff is going on?
I mean because when I was a kid, it was
the only reason you went to camp. And then everyone
in while they they would they would say, well, it's

(43:32):
time to go to the service, and you know the
Bible study were like, oh no, I want to smoke
another cigarette. Anyway, Jenny, there you go. Well, thanks for sharing.
I hope they enjoyed their time together in your bunk.

Speaker 32 (43:48):
Oh yeah, it was. It was extreme and they were
trying to bribe me into not telling anybody.

Speaker 11 (43:53):
But I told my mom.

Speaker 4 (43:54):
I got home.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
Oh really, did she do anything or did she leave
it alone?

Speaker 32 (43:58):
She holds the camp and then she never let my
sister and I go to camp again.

Speaker 3 (44:03):
Yeah yeah, all right, Jenny, thank you for listening. Have
a beautiful day.

Speaker 21 (44:08):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
It's a pleasure meeting you. Shell Be online twenty four.
It wasn't her but your husband. No, Hey, Shelby, how
are you good?

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Are you doing well.

Speaker 3 (44:19):
So what kind of camp was it your husband was attending.

Speaker 21 (44:23):
We were both there because we grew up in the
same church together. It was a Christian camp in North Florida.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
Yes, I see you. So what does your husband do
at the Christian sleep boy camp?

Speaker 21 (44:38):
So he got into an argument with another kid that
was in a cabin next to his, and so in
the middle of the night he woke up and he
pooped in a dust pan and left it outside their
cabin door.

Speaker 4 (44:53):
Oh, holy, holy holy, I know, And Shelby something tells
me that was like the most most tame thing that
happened at camp that weekend.

Speaker 3 (45:05):
I mean, did you did you ever feel like, you know,
these sleepway camps were I mean just on the edge
of like being like way too much. I mean, did
you see some things that curled your hair at all?

Speaker 30 (45:19):
Yes?

Speaker 21 (45:20):
Well, my church, like the collar before, was also very
very striked, like you kind of girl cut to wear
full clothes in the swimming pool. It was crazy. But yeah,
behind this, a lot of a lot of things like
that happened.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
Yeah wow, Yeah, we're hearing a lot of this and
this it's not more like like we're exposing it for
the very first time. This has been going on for years.
I Shelby, you and your dustpan crap and husband have
a beautiful day, right, thanks for listening to us. Oh,
I don't know, uh, Danielle Camp, what did you what
did your experience?

Speaker 7 (45:51):
I went to theater camp and I just I just
remember my roommate doing things behind the paddle ball courts
and she was, yeah, there was a lot of lollipoppy
going on, and then she'd come back in like it
was nothing, and then the next day there'd be another part.
I'm like, what the hell are you doing?

Speaker 8 (46:09):
It was crazy.

Speaker 7 (46:10):
And then I dated one of the counselors, but I
would I wouldn't sleep with them, so he wound up
finding another camper that would sleep with him. And so yeah,
that was interesting.

Speaker 5 (46:21):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 7 (46:23):
Well, all the campers and the councilors were very close
in age, but you just weren't allowed to date. It
was just the no no. So it wasn't like he
was older than me.

Speaker 3 (46:29):
But you know, seriously, every time I went for band camp,
for instance, I mean, band camp was as crazy as
it's been set up to be, h. I mean, And
also when I was in the high school, band. We
used to go to Way to marching band competitions, and
so we'd take buses, you know, like five hours away,

(46:51):
and there'd be four of us in the room and
we were nuts. We were drinking cheap wine and doing
each other and like going crazy. Line twenty three is Sam, Hey, Sam,
welcome to the show. How's it going today for you?

Speaker 12 (47:06):
All?

Speaker 29 (47:06):
Good?

Speaker 12 (47:06):
Elvis. It's really nice to speak to you, guys.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
Nice to speak to you. So you were away at
Orthodox Jewish camp for the first time, and what did
you learn that important camp?

Speaker 12 (47:18):
Yes, this was an all boys Orthodox Jewish camp in Pennsylvania.
And I smoked pot for the first time and it
was out of a soda can. It was very uh
interesting how we did that?

Speaker 3 (47:28):
Yeah, you had to build your a bomb. Absolutely.

Speaker 12 (47:32):
Hey, you bowled the soda can in half. You poke
some holes, put the weed in the middle, and you
kind of draw the lighter back and forth and suck
the pot out of the hole.

Speaker 8 (47:40):
I know what.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
And you learned something to be honest. When I run
out of papers, I reached for my PEPSI can.

Speaker 12 (47:46):
I'm in there, Elvis. It was a PEPs can, by
the way, Love, Oh.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
My gosh, you must be brand specific. I love it
all right, Sam, thanks for calling and I hope you
have a great day in and we appreciate you listening.

Speaker 12 (47:58):
You two guys, thank you.

Speaker 3 (47:59):
Wow all be texting and I figured out I was
gay at my church camp being a camp counselor. We
had one checking in a camp counselor for five years.
Probably the wildest job they ever had. We would tape
marbles to the top of body spray and throw it
into other other people's cabins to flush them out. Oh

(48:20):
my god, my friend helped me shave my pubes for
the first time. At church camp, we peed in someone's mouthwash.
What about you, fraud? Did you ever go to camp
and witness some fun stuff?

Speaker 1 (48:36):
Yes? I went summer of seventh grade and I made
out with this girl, Heather Dawson, and she was the
first girl to ever touch it. So I was like, very,
very excited. I was the happiest kid ever. When I
went home, my mom was like, my mom was like,
you know, your parents pick you up because I stayed
away for the week, So my mom picks me up.
I was like, Mom, this was the best camp ever.
I just want I wanted to go back every year,
but Heather Dawson didn't go back the next year, so

(48:57):
I didn't go back. I don't never know what happened
to Heather Dawson.

Speaker 5 (49:01):
Is for kids.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
All this on the camp it is?

Speaker 3 (49:05):
It is Yandhi. Did you ever go to any camps
when you were growing up?

Speaker 29 (49:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (49:09):
I didn't do the religious camps.

Speaker 6 (49:10):
But then I went to soccer camp and that was
co ed and there was definitely a lot of ball
juggling going on there.

Speaker 5 (49:17):
Lots of stuff. You have the co ed camps. It
goes down. I don't care which camp it is.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
Yeah, Line Forest Ashland, Oh a councilor. Let's get it
from a counselor's point of view, Hello Ashland, do you
hear these stories? And this is just a tip of
the iceberg. We're getting so many texts from people, some
stuff we can't even repeat on the show. So, as
a counselor, what did you what did you witness and
how did you have to do your job effectively?

Speaker 33 (49:41):
So I was a weight loss camp counselor for three years.
I guess you could call it a fat camp. I
would prefer not you, but the kids where they took
this opportunity to feel very comfortable in their bodies. I
will put it this way. So every night you would
get posted in pos. You know, it might be outside

(50:01):
the girls, friends, the boys, sons of the cafeteria. But
there was another position that involved a flashlight, and that
was called nookie patrol. You would be handled a flashlight
and you would be told to traverse the woods looking
for young men women that found love, perhaps after dinner,
and would take to the woods to consummate their newfound relationships.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
Wow, they're doing in the bushes.

Speaker 32 (50:26):
Wow.

Speaker 33 (50:28):
I have never gone on Nioki patrol and not broken
up at least three couples and sometimes there were three
people together.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
Yeah, yeah, good.

Speaker 3 (50:41):
Wow, you're right though, it's hedonism for kids. Well, thank
you for sharing, Thanks for listening. Most of all, have
a good day. Okay, dare we go to Scottie Bee?

Speaker 5 (50:56):
Please do?

Speaker 3 (50:57):
If you watch our fifteen morning show podcast, you know
Scotty Bee always takes it over the line.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
So who.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
Got to be What would you guys do at camp? Oh?
I thought this was normal. So we would all sit
on my bed.

Speaker 31 (51:09):
All those boys in my bunk would sit on my
bed and I had a little radio and we would
listen to doctor Ruth sexually speaking on the radio, and
we would like pitch.

Speaker 19 (51:17):
Tents as a Yeah, it was great doctor doctor Ruth.

Speaker 3 (51:28):
Of course she was. She was a great sex counselor
and she still is. But to hear her speak, I
don't know how you could pitch a tent listening to
that any At that point, anything worked, so you know, yeah, wow, yeah,
Ali Gold She checked instead. A boy touched her boobs

(51:50):
for the first time at sleep away camp. It all
went down in the gazebo. Yeah, well there you have it.

Speaker 8 (51:56):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (51:57):
I can't even tell you. We could write a book
with all the tech that they're coming through.

Speaker 5 (52:01):
This makes me happy.

Speaker 6 (52:02):
I'm glad that I wasn't the only one that experienced
some really weird summer camp things.

Speaker 18 (52:14):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
Scary, it's your phone tap. Tell me all about it.

Speaker 10 (52:20):
So Joe wants to play a phone tap on her
summer housemate Niki. They rented a beach house through a
realtor under Nicky's name and have gotten several noise complaints
and tickets from the town for drinking in the street.
So I'm gonna pretend to be the actual owner of
the house. Uh, in a bit, and I'm gonna mess
with Nicky. But first Joe starts to.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
Call all right, let's listen it to Scary's phone.

Speaker 11 (52:40):
Tap.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
Here we go, Hello, Hey, what's up?

Speaker 20 (52:44):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (52:44):
Was going on?

Speaker 29 (52:45):
So?

Speaker 5 (52:46):
I've been getting these calls from Alan? Do you know Alan? No,
the owner of the house.

Speaker 29 (52:52):
Okay, what is it?

Speaker 34 (52:54):
He is?

Speaker 6 (52:54):
He's saying that like we're throwing too many parties and
we're like too loud and and of course.

Speaker 7 (53:00):
The story parties at the beach house.

Speaker 18 (53:02):
He's saying, we're gonna get kicked out and stuff.

Speaker 32 (53:04):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 30 (53:06):
What the hell is he saying?

Speaker 6 (53:07):
Remember the guy you brought over who was like peeing
off the balcony.

Speaker 29 (53:11):
Like I can't control the people that are gonna be there.
That is what happens on the shore.

Speaker 11 (53:15):
That's stupid.

Speaker 5 (53:16):
Are you got three tickets from the rent a cops?

Speaker 11 (53:18):
Yes?

Speaker 29 (53:19):
So, like looks are not even real cops. Okay, the
scam by the city streak and make.

Speaker 8 (53:23):
Back some money.

Speaker 30 (53:24):
We're not gonna get in trouble.

Speaker 29 (53:25):
Okay, we're just paying the town a few dollars.

Speaker 5 (53:27):
Fine, Well, listen, it's not just the rent to cops case.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
The neighbors have.

Speaker 5 (53:31):
Been complaining about us.

Speaker 18 (53:32):
Garbage is spilling up because nobody's cleaned.

Speaker 29 (53:35):
Okay, Well, I don't give a shit about the neighbors
because they knew what they were getting into when they
bought the houses around us. It's a beach town, and
there would not be a town if we didn't print
there in the summer.

Speaker 5 (53:44):
Oh my god, Nikki, he's calling me again, like again
for it?

Speaker 6 (53:48):
No, hang on, just I'm gonna put him through on
the mot and because I just want to calling me,
hang on, hang on.

Speaker 12 (53:53):
Kill you.

Speaker 29 (53:53):
I'm gonna kill you. Hello, Hello, Hey Ellen, I have
Nikki on the phone.

Speaker 5 (53:59):
Also, she's the one that's on the Oh.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
You're on the lease.

Speaker 8 (54:03):
That's you?

Speaker 17 (54:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (54:04):
Hi, Hi, how are you? I'm the owner of the house. Okay, Hi, yeah, Hi,
how are you?

Speaker 7 (54:10):
I'm fine.

Speaker 29 (54:11):
I mean, like I'm kind of like, why are you
calling my I'm like.

Speaker 12 (54:14):
What's on?

Speaker 3 (54:15):
Like what's going on?

Speaker 8 (54:16):
Like?

Speaker 10 (54:16):
What kind of brothel are you running over there?

Speaker 11 (54:20):
Brothel?

Speaker 10 (54:21):
I'm hearing things from the neighbors on either side of
me that you would have fifteen twenty people in the
house at a time.

Speaker 29 (54:26):
Yeah, we're having parties because it's a beach house and
it's the summer.

Speaker 10 (54:30):
First of all, you're playing beer pong and flip cop Yeah,
and it's kind of over the property lines. The second
you step foot on a sidewalk, you're putting yourselves in jeopardy,
and you're putting my property in jeopardy.

Speaker 7 (54:41):
You would even afford.

Speaker 30 (54:42):
This house if we were embracing it from you this summer.

Speaker 18 (54:44):
Okay.

Speaker 29 (54:44):
I know you only have this house. You can like
have like affairs on your wife or something.

Speaker 11 (54:47):
So I will feel like.

Speaker 29 (54:48):
Talking to me about what goes on in the house
because I know what you do, okay.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
And I know what you do too.

Speaker 10 (54:53):
And somebody threw a bottle of fireball down the sidewalk
last weekend.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
Who was that? I don't know who took over my barbie?

Speaker 29 (55:00):
I do you even know about that?

Speaker 3 (55:04):
Well, that's it. You're done. You're out, You're all of
you are out.

Speaker 8 (55:06):
Don't come back.

Speaker 3 (55:07):
You can't do that. I will get a lawyer, I go.

Speaker 8 (55:09):
There is no lawyer.

Speaker 3 (55:10):
It's my house.

Speaker 8 (55:11):
I own it.

Speaker 29 (55:12):
Yeah, you signed a contract giving it over to me
for the summer.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
Is that crap I did?

Speaker 10 (55:16):
But contracts are made to be broken, just like bottles
of fireball on the sidewalk. Oh yeah, okay, I'll tell
you what's bulls the fact that you've decided to section
off the three bedrooms.

Speaker 3 (55:26):
And make it seven bedrooms.

Speaker 29 (55:27):
We took down those walls, so that's not even an
issue anymore.

Speaker 3 (55:30):
Oh No, guess what. I'm standing in the house right now,
and the walls are still.

Speaker 7 (55:34):
Up right now, you're passing.

Speaker 29 (55:36):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (55:36):
No, I'm walking through the living room right now. I'm
gonna see.

Speaker 8 (55:38):
What's over here.

Speaker 7 (55:42):
Right now.

Speaker 3 (55:43):
Oh marijuana. Oh, you guys like to smoke the wacky tobacco. Huh.
Let me take some pictures here, exhibit a mine.

Speaker 23 (55:53):
You know what.

Speaker 29 (55:53):
I'm gonna call them line now and tell them next door.

Speaker 13 (55:56):
In your house, you're gonna.

Speaker 7 (55:58):
Get cub off.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
Okay, okay, hold on, a second bedroom is yours? Let
me find out here.

Speaker 10 (56:03):
Here's the draft condoms. I'm building a cage. I hope
you just enjoyed being phone tapped, NICKI. This is Scary
Junes from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 18 (56:24):
I'm so sorry, but that was hilarious Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 3 (56:31):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates the.

Speaker 18 (56:35):
Elvis Oran Phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the
morning show.

Speaker 3 (56:40):
Let me introduce you guys to Leanne Hiley, Anne, Hi,
thank you for listening to us. Why are you excited?

Speaker 11 (56:50):
They actually got thirty y'all?

Speaker 3 (56:52):
You're here, you're here now. A friend of mine, a
friend of mine, has a girlfriend who only stays over
four night. It's a week during the week, and he's
convinced she's using him because it's a short walk for
her to get to work, and because she's not there
on the weekends when she doesn't work. Don't you find that, suspect, Leanne?

Speaker 11 (57:13):
Yes, but I mean she she's five minutes away from work,
so why not?

Speaker 3 (57:17):
I mean, I want she used to.

Speaker 11 (57:19):
Guide to remodel my house and then broke up with
him and tells my house.

Speaker 7 (57:25):
Oh my god, my girlfriend did that. She slept with
a guide just so he would do her cabinets in
her kitchen and she said, yeah, you know, why not?
She goes, I'm getting free cabinets and then.

Speaker 8 (57:34):
She broke up.

Speaker 3 (57:34):
Wait, bait, hold on, so you know all you're flipping
your house. You flipped your boyfriend? Yes, well, okay, let's
be honest. Though, while he was living with you and
remodeling your house, he got advantage of your being with
you and all the I'm sure you were nice to
him during this short lived renovation.

Speaker 5 (57:55):
He didn't live with me.

Speaker 11 (57:57):
He just came up to work on it and then
he would go back home.

Speaker 3 (58:00):
Okay, do you think he knew or what you were
up to or did he did he think there was
something else in the future. I think he.

Speaker 21 (58:11):
Thought there was something else in the future and then
it turned out just there was.

Speaker 7 (58:16):
What if you were honest and you just say, look,
you fix my house, I'll fix you up and then
we part ways. Is that illegal?

Speaker 3 (58:22):
I was gonna say that is that prostitution? It's not monetary, Leanne.
Don't let them call you a prostitute. That's not notice bathroom.

Speaker 11 (58:34):
You know what.

Speaker 3 (58:35):
Look, you know, if he was smart enough, you may
have no he was going through, Leanne. Thank you and
congratulations on your renovation. Sounds fabulous. Are you dating anyone now?

Speaker 18 (58:48):
What are you using?

Speaker 3 (58:49):
What are you using them for?

Speaker 25 (58:52):
I'm not using them actually, I mean this is a
full bone relationship.

Speaker 33 (58:57):
Oh we actually have a baby together.

Speaker 8 (59:00):
That's cool?

Speaker 3 (59:00):
All right, old, all right, congratulations, all right, thank you, LeeAnne,
thanks for listening. There you go. You used a guy
to remodel her house. No guilt house looks great. Let's
talk to John. Hi. John, Hey, hey, hey man, we're
doing okay. So you're not using your fiance for anything,

(59:22):
but she does have a dad that you're getting stuff
from somehow, right, what's going on?

Speaker 34 (59:29):
Well, we've me and my fiance has been together about
three years now, and and her father never really like
each other again, and it's come new to us. But
last summer he got a cabin. That summer's the lake,
West Virginia.

Speaker 3 (59:43):
Wait, wait, your father in law bought a cabin on
the lake.

Speaker 8 (59:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 34 (59:48):
I don't know how he got or whatever, but he
invited his daughter, and of course I come along last summer,
and I should say, I guess we just reconnected since then,
we'll want to begin this weekend.

Speaker 3 (59:59):
So now you're pretending to like him because you can
use his cabin on the water exactly, you know what,
whatever it takes. I mean, at least it's not like
you're screwing over his daughter. I mean that's good. That's
a good relationship, right.

Speaker 22 (01:00:13):
That set his other day.

Speaker 34 (01:00:14):
He just doesn't like. He just doesn't like me, I don't,
I might as well reap the benefits.

Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
So it's might as well, you know we're going, if
we're going to be in this together, might as well
use your cabin, all right, John, thank you. See I'm
not I'm not hearing anything earth shatting shatteringly off of here,
mary Land.

Speaker 30 (01:00:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
So when you and your husband, well, hi, good morning.
So we're talking about using people for something while pretending
you like them. But so when you and your current
husband started dating, it was it was really purely for romance.
It was something else, right, it was.

Speaker 30 (01:00:50):
But I was a student, a law students. It didn't
have a lot of cash in my apartment building did
not have any laundry, and I knew he had one
that was in his apartment. And when I first started
dating him.

Speaker 3 (01:01:05):
He stopped smiling. Wait, hold on, o, kah, I'm sorry.
I thought you were smiling.

Speaker 8 (01:01:09):
You ever do that?

Speaker 3 (01:01:10):
You smiled and you die your phone?

Speaker 23 (01:01:11):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:01:12):
It was it was brody calling pizza hut Okay, okay.
So anyway, so when you first started dating this guy, uh,
you were in college, and you love the fact that
his apartment building had a laundry.

Speaker 30 (01:01:27):
Had the laundry yeah, and so I, you know, I
offer to do his with mine. So it was like
kind of an even exchange. But now here we are,
like eight years later and he still hasn't done his
laundry even once.

Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
Now you're married to him, But back then, I mean,
did you really sorry? But back then you were just
kind of hanging out. He was kind of okay, but
you really loved his laundry though.

Speaker 33 (01:01:49):
I really loved the laundry.

Speaker 30 (01:01:50):
It really, it really helped out.

Speaker 22 (01:01:52):
I did it, watch watch.

Speaker 13 (01:01:53):
Watch our movies together.

Speaker 30 (01:01:54):
And I didn't have to go to laundro Matt and
suck it out with all those coins.

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
Yeah, remember coins, they still make coins.

Speaker 7 (01:02:03):
I know, the launder you don't have like a metro
card or something.

Speaker 3 (01:02:08):
Thank you, mary Lynn, appreciate it. I guess you know
what when guys go to uh strip clubs, Yeah, they
really think these these women who are dancing like them.
They don't froggy.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
No, they don't care.

Speaker 3 (01:02:28):
They like you as long as you're helping pay their bills.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
As long as you give them money, they'll listen to
whatever you want to say.

Speaker 7 (01:02:34):
This is why I never went like strip clubs with
my friends. I would always say that same thing to them. Guys,
they don't care that they're they're not attracted to you.

Speaker 3 (01:02:43):
Why the money they're using you for your But I
say there's a business transaction going on there. I'm not
saying anyway. So I'm just saying in life, sometimes you
you're a little nicer to some people because you get
a benefit of some sort out of it.

Speaker 6 (01:02:56):
Maybe I just feel like these people can be bought
for such little amounts of stuff, like here, have some booty,
I'll take a cabinet.

Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
Got it all makes sense.

Speaker 7 (01:03:08):
Look, if you're sex deprived and you want to get some,
and you're very talented at making cabinets, then you don't
I know, but.

Speaker 3 (01:03:14):
Don't don't someone don't tell someone you love them when
you don't.

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
Clearly I love your cabinet.

Speaker 3 (01:03:20):
Hello, Alison, Hi, you slip with a guy and what'd
you get out of it?

Speaker 11 (01:03:26):
Well, we did date for a little while.

Speaker 33 (01:03:28):
He worked at my dealership, and spare keys are pretty expensive.

Speaker 3 (01:03:32):
Spare keys. You slip with a guy for a spare key?

Speaker 33 (01:03:37):
I dated him for a month?

Speaker 5 (01:03:40):
A months?

Speaker 7 (01:03:43):
Was it a key?

Speaker 3 (01:03:43):
Fob's the key a key to what.

Speaker 11 (01:03:47):
My car?

Speaker 3 (01:03:48):
Okay? Key fobs are.

Speaker 7 (01:03:50):
Expensive, are very expensive.

Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
So you hung out with them. But you know what, Look,
you know there was promise of the possibility of something more, right.

Speaker 11 (01:04:00):
Movies that he thought that yet that's.

Speaker 3 (01:04:03):
What I was going for. Now, what do you what
do you have to do to get your tires rotated?
All right?

Speaker 7 (01:04:14):
I think that might have been happening and we just
didn't realize it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:16):
Thank you. Now I'm going to give you one more
And this is going to boggle your mind. Nikki. Yeah,
now this is back in the day. Go back back,
go back, back, way back. You stayed in a relationship
way too long with this person.

Speaker 27 (01:04:31):
Why because it was my first time with the internet.

Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
And he had internet.

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
He had internet.

Speaker 27 (01:04:41):
I had never experienced the Internet before. And yeah, I
stayed way too long.

Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
Oh my god, huh, that's crazy.

Speaker 27 (01:04:58):
Back in the dial up days when you could get
kicked off if you got another phone call. I stayed
with him until they started charging for the chat rooms,
and then.

Speaker 35 (01:05:08):
I was like, hey, wow, all right, well there you go.

Speaker 3 (01:05:15):
Well, so you told him, you know, I stayed with
you way too long because you had the Internet.

Speaker 27 (01:05:21):
Eventually, you know, yeah, I confessed, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:05:27):
All right, Thank you, Nikki. Now you have internet it's
like it's on your phone. I mean, it's just it's
the way alive.

Speaker 27 (01:05:34):
I married an I specialist.

Speaker 30 (01:05:38):
Technology at my finger.

Speaker 33 (01:05:40):
Tips I ever needed?

Speaker 3 (01:05:41):
All right, good, yeah, you have a type. All right,
thank you, thank you, Nikki, thank you very nice. Okay,
So admit it to yourself. Think you don't have to
say it out loud. Did you ever date someone and
show more a fascination for them than you should have
because they offered something or there was something that you

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got on the side. Here, there's got to be something,
all right, don't get back.

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No, here's a day drinking. I got blackout.

Speaker 3 (01:06:15):
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Speaker 18 (01:06:37):
Suv Elvis Dauran in the Morning Show Alstran in the
morning show.

Speaker 3 (01:06:44):
So who in your circle is the worst damn driver
known a man?

Speaker 7 (01:06:48):
Shut up?

Speaker 5 (01:06:48):
Heary, Scary, it's here, It's scary.

Speaker 7 (01:06:50):
It's scary, scary.

Speaker 3 (01:06:52):
And then Daniel's number two. Yeah, so I mean Diamond
come here. So yesterday we're supped to meet for lunch
and it got all twisted because anyway, things happened. We
lost our table at Odeon. It's a long story. It's okay,
we'll find out the restaurants. We're good, We're gonna be okay.
But anyway, so Odeon is only like three blocks from

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where we are, but Scary insists on getting in his
car and driving, yes, and then finding into the parking space.
My point is why don't you walk?

Speaker 10 (01:07:23):
Well, I'll tell you why, because then when we're done
at the restaurant, I can get a quick getaway and
head home.

Speaker 3 (01:07:29):
It's three blocks.

Speaker 7 (01:07:30):
It's three blocks.

Speaker 34 (01:07:31):
Bus.

Speaker 10 (01:07:31):
I only brought a hoodie with me yesterday, and I
didn't have a jacket, heavy jacket.

Speaker 3 (01:07:36):
It was cold, So yeah, I wanted to drive. So
what makes it worse is Scary says, what would meet
you there? I'm just gonna drive, And then all these
people are like, oh, we'll ride.

Speaker 7 (01:07:45):
With you, Kellys Gandi said to yesterday, I go, please,
don't tell me you're getting in that car.

Speaker 6 (01:07:51):
Absolutely yesterday I said, I'll get in that car. It
is cold, Diamond too, you.

Speaker 7 (01:07:55):
Are feeding the beast.

Speaker 3 (01:07:56):
Okay, so so do it. Anyway, Nate and I walked
to Odeon with Ali and then you three took the
car three blocks to find and of course you weren't
there for a while because you couldn't find a park.
It's New York City parking. We've always talked about how
scary is driving is the most god awful driving in
the world.

Speaker 7 (01:08:16):
Yeah, it is terrible.

Speaker 3 (01:08:18):
So Diamond finally got to see that yesterday.

Speaker 14 (01:08:21):
I'm not happy about it, but it was an experience.

Speaker 5 (01:08:24):
You know, scary.

Speaker 14 (01:08:25):
I think I don't want to talk too much crap
about you, because you were nice enough to give me
a ride, right, And I was to say that it
was cold yesterday. The wind was whipping.

Speaker 18 (01:08:33):
Loved it.

Speaker 7 (01:08:34):
But the wind wasn't the only thing whipping.

Speaker 5 (01:08:37):
Scary was.

Speaker 14 (01:08:38):
And I I'm pretty sure that my neck is a
little tight this morning because of the way that my
head was going back and forth, back and forth.

Speaker 3 (01:08:46):
Yes, drives you like they actually, Scary actually puts his
left foot on the break and his right foot on
the gap.

Speaker 7 (01:08:55):
Has to be.

Speaker 3 (01:08:59):
And it's not a stick and Foggy is like the
expert driver on our show. If you were ever with
someone who was driving with their left foot on the
brake and their right foot on the gas, wouldn't you
just want to take a hostage.

Speaker 1 (01:09:10):
I would want to take a hostage. However, it is
Scary's car, and when you get into his car you
are susceptible to how he drives. Yeah, I would Scary.
I would unlock the driver door, get in and drive away.

Speaker 3 (01:09:21):
Well, and you can be susceptible for how are he drives,
but he has to be susceptible for us making fun
of his bad driving, Yes, exact after that, don't let
him in right.

Speaker 14 (01:09:30):
Well, he won't have to worry about me being in
it again unless it's like two degrees. I mean, just
like you can't get in that car if you're if
you have an empty stomach, Like honestly, if you're in
there there early in the morning, you're whipping around. By
the time you get here in the morning, you're gonna
throw up.

Speaker 11 (01:09:45):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:09:46):
Time.

Speaker 6 (01:09:46):
I literally said, how do you guys do this in
the morning. How are you okay when you come in?
This explains a lot about all three of you.

Speaker 7 (01:09:52):
Yeah, I feel bad for you, Scary, because you're nice
enough to do all these things for everybody. Take them here,
bring them, take them three blocks, don't get in the car.

Speaker 3 (01:10:06):
Then okay, Okay. By my point, I'm not trying to
say that Scary needs going to be a better driver.
I'm just saying we all vote that he is the
worst driver.

Speaker 8 (01:10:14):
That's all.

Speaker 3 (01:10:15):
Can I have a rebuttle here you can?

Speaker 10 (01:10:18):
But just I'm saying, okay, because of where I'm personally,
I'm not saying where he.

Speaker 3 (01:10:23):
Blames don't do it, don't do it. It's just where
he says it's because of my upbringing in Brooklyn that
I'm a bad drive. I grew up in an area
of Brooklyn. You had to be assertive to get parking spaces.
Now this is Manhattan.

Speaker 10 (01:10:36):
All the bike racks and all the food sheds are
taking up any spot that may be left, and all
the construction people are out there.

Speaker 3 (01:10:42):
So if you're driving faster, he's going to open up
more spaces.

Speaker 10 (01:10:45):
I don't understand the mat about the hurky jerkiness of
the forward reverse because I'm like, is.

Speaker 3 (01:10:50):
That no, I have to dive in. Okay, So you'll
be driving ninety miles an hour down whatever avenue and
then you'll see a little slot twin two cars. You'll
work universe and then you look, oh there's the fire hydrant.
Then forward.

Speaker 7 (01:11:05):
But that's talent, seeing my book, that talent, Daniel, you
would puke everywhere.

Speaker 6 (01:11:09):
If you were in his car, you would puke, and
you would change your tunes so fast. And here's the thing,
You're right, It is so nice that you take us places.
It is you just have to prepare yourself. Maybe wear
a neck brace.

Speaker 3 (01:11:18):
I'm not even kidding.

Speaker 5 (01:11:19):
There was a moment I heard. I was sitting in
the front seat.

Speaker 6 (01:11:22):
He did the er and I felt this on the
back of the seat because.

Speaker 7 (01:11:26):
I thought it was done his body.

Speaker 3 (01:11:27):
I thought it was a spot and then it was not.
I'm like, oh, no standing anytime?

Speaker 8 (01:11:30):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:11:30):
So, Motomizer, you are a very sweet person, of very
kind soul for taking people three blocks It.

Speaker 5 (01:11:39):
Ended up being like twenty trying to find that parking span.

Speaker 3 (01:11:41):
Well, then we had to leave you exactly, We had
to leave because we got kicked off our table. We
had to go find we had to go find it
into the restaurant and we had to you know, it
was just a day. It was just one thing you
weren't complaining about was the warmth of my car.

Speaker 18 (01:11:51):
No, it was great.

Speaker 3 (01:11:52):
Listen, I loved your car was warm because of the
friction of bodies were bumping against the walls and the mate.
What I agree with Froggy and Danielle. If you guys
don't like it, then you you're missing the point. Yeah, no,
I get the point. I get the point.

Speaker 20 (01:12:12):
But when you get a free route somewhere, what's the point?
You don't complain at all, Like, you don't say a word.

Speaker 3 (01:12:17):
You're like, all right, I guess what. I didn't get
a free ride. I'm not riding with him. Okay, let
me think about it. Let's talk about this.

Speaker 20 (01:12:22):
If it was a city bus you were on and
it was a hrcey jerky ride, would you go to
the driver and say, hey, you know you really need
to figure this out?

Speaker 18 (01:12:29):
Exactly?

Speaker 14 (01:12:30):
Absolutely, I've done it before.

Speaker 1 (01:12:35):
No, absolutely not.

Speaker 7 (01:12:36):
Hey, it's called a review.

Speaker 14 (01:12:38):
People leave reviews on everything, Okay, not.

Speaker 7 (01:12:44):
An uber driver where you leave him.

Speaker 5 (01:12:46):
This is hilarious.

Speaker 6 (01:12:47):
Because I know Danielle would pitch up a storm if
she was in that car.

Speaker 5 (01:12:50):
Ronnie no Froggy would have a heart attack.

Speaker 7 (01:12:53):
Though, if he was giving me a ride and it
was a favor, I would shut my mouth and take
the rod.

Speaker 5 (01:12:58):
I don't think that I think you would.

Speaker 7 (01:13:00):
I'm not taking the ride. I'm telling you know, but
we're not.

Speaker 3 (01:13:05):
We're not on a ride at Universal Studios. Get in
the car. That's why I don't ride. It's three blocks
first of all. Second of all, don't want to ride. Third,
he's being very kind and taking you all. I'm saying

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he's the worst driver. That's all I'm saying. You can
you can know for a full fact that he's the
worst driver, but you're still going to get in that
car with it.

Speaker 7 (01:13:33):
Get you Yes, shut up.

Speaker 3 (01:13:35):
That's not a question. It's still an opinion. It's not
a fact that I'm the worst driver. The fact it's
a fact I have nice record.

Speaker 10 (01:13:45):
Knock on for Michael, I have.

Speaker 3 (01:13:49):
So Okay, So the question is who in your group
is the most god awful driver? Have this conversation.

Speaker 7 (01:13:55):
I think that if he got into the spot the
way he says he did, I would be like do.
That is impressive because that you're right in New York City. Unfortunately,
sometimes this is how you gotta drive. It's crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:14:09):
I've seen scary pillow parallel park. I mean he is
a little hurky jerky, but boy does he get that
thing in there with inches to spare.

Speaker 6 (01:14:16):
Parallel parking herky jerky is one thing, but driving down
a straight road hurky jerky is a completely different story.

Speaker 5 (01:14:22):
There's just no need for it.

Speaker 8 (01:14:23):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:14:24):
The second worst driver, of course Danielle because of her record.

Speaker 7 (01:14:26):
But the third you guys don't even know my record.

Speaker 3 (01:14:30):
Poopheads the third language. The third worst driver is Nate
oh yo anyway, because he doesn't focus.

Speaker 1 (01:14:40):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:14:41):
And he'll be nice enough to pick me up at
the apartment and we'll roll ahead like twenty feet to
stop at the stop light and the light will be red.
He'll just go right through it and the car's like
coming right at me. I'm like, oh my god, I
had temporary color blindness. I think that's a thing. I
couldn't tell that that was red. Well, you know it's
a red light because it's the top line, yeah, righting

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of the light.

Speaker 5 (01:15:02):
Yeah, yeah, that doesn't it now?

Speaker 3 (01:15:07):
So I'll be I'll get in the car.

Speaker 8 (01:15:09):
Hey, good morning morning.

Speaker 3 (01:15:10):
How are you doing. I'm doing okay.

Speaker 7 (01:15:15):
I'm playing my mom for my bed driving. I had
one hundred and five fever after I got the COVID vaccination, right,
so my mom is driving me someplace and she's stopping, starting,
stopping starting. I was so sick with the fever, and
I still said, stop the car, get the hell out.
I have to drive. I cannot drive with you. She
is the worst. She was giving you a ride your mom,

(01:15:37):
No she doesn't. Actually, she forgot her suitcase and I
was nice enough to go with her to get it.

Speaker 3 (01:15:41):
So well, bottom line, bottom line is we love scary.
If he gives your ride three blocks, great, it was nice.
But as this texture says, maybe you should take a
little drama mine before.

Speaker 8 (01:15:50):
You go.

Speaker 7 (01:15:55):
Take it.

Speaker 3 (01:15:56):
Hey, okay, so have that conversation with your friends today
who in your circle is the worst trive and then
watch the fun begin. We're just talking about how here
in New York City, the ice cream trucks are rolling
through neighborhoods and they're playing their music so loud that
it's causing people to call nine one one. Oh.

Speaker 7 (01:16:15):
I mean a little extreme.

Speaker 3 (01:16:20):
Shut up, Shut the hell up, turn off kidding me,
I headache, stop driving on my law and sot.

Speaker 7 (01:16:34):
The mister softy music make you even angry.

Speaker 3 (01:16:37):
I'll tell you why a lot of parents hate it
because they sit their kids down and try to have
a family dinner, and then all of a sudden they
hear and they kids like, memmy, I want to meet
you shafty you mom, shut up, eat your peas and carrotter.

Speaker 7 (01:16:50):
We're at soccer practice the other night and we finished
right before dinner time. But the ice cream man is
not stupid. He knows what time sucks. A practice stops
and he pulls up right beside the fee.

Speaker 3 (01:17:04):
Mommy, your drug dealers coming down the street again. Go
buy your edibles. Daddy likes you nibles you buy from
the ice cream bat. I remember when I was a kid,
we had an ice cream truck guy, and sure enough
he was busted because he was he was telling pre
roll joints, and I'm like, Daddy, I just want one
of those Ulu fudges. That's all I want.

Speaker 1 (01:17:25):
That was like in the movie Friday.

Speaker 3 (01:17:27):
Big Perms. I'm sorry, what was that?

Speaker 1 (01:17:28):
I was like in the movie Friday, they got big perm.
He was selling drugs and he also had an ice
cream truck.

Speaker 3 (01:17:33):
You don't know what Ulu fudge was too, a popsicles?
Look up, it's the same. It's the same shape as
that red, white and blue thing. What's that thing? The
rocket pop rocket popudge, whatever you want to call it?
Anyway you slice it an Ulu fudge. You don't see ulufudge?

Speaker 8 (01:17:51):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:17:53):
Oh like oh oh l o o uhu.

Speaker 4 (01:18:01):
Am I the only one who's had ulufudge?

Speaker 3 (01:18:06):
What's that scary? In our neighborhood, we had Custard King.

Speaker 10 (01:18:09):
We didn't have mister Softy, and we had the music,
that annoying music that they used to play, but they
used to they changed it where they had only one
bell could ring in twenty second interview.

Speaker 7 (01:18:21):
And wait, Ulu Fudge is live in England. It looks
like is that a band?

Speaker 3 (01:18:27):
I wait to see Ulufudge?

Speaker 8 (01:18:29):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:18:29):
If anyone remembers Ulufudge, would you please text me Ulufudge?
We go to six Flags? No no, no, I tell you
the six Flags over Texas. When I grew up in Dallas. Yeah,
on Friday nights, I go to bed. I couldn't sleep
because knew Saturday morning we were going to six Flags,
and I just couldn't wait to get on that runaway
mind train. And I knew they had ulufudge waiting.

Speaker 7 (01:18:47):
For for Big Daddy.

Speaker 1 (01:18:48):
Well, little Daddy was Jenny.

Speaker 3 (01:18:51):
Jenny's calling about the ice cream truck in her town.
You said the ice cream truck had no limits. They
would drive down the streets playing that loud song at
eleven thirty at night.

Speaker 9 (01:19:02):
Come hi, I can't believe I'm talking to you.

Speaker 21 (01:19:06):
Guys.

Speaker 3 (01:19:07):
Well you are now, hold on. I loved your call.
You said that in your town, the ice cream truck
would play that loud song at eleven thirty on a
week night and people would get mad at him.

Speaker 11 (01:19:16):
Yeah, like a year ago.

Speaker 13 (01:19:17):
It's like eleven thirty at night.

Speaker 11 (01:19:19):
It was a Thursday night, and it was.

Speaker 13 (01:19:21):
Eleven thirty, and they were blasting this outside of my building.

Speaker 2 (01:19:24):
And all of a sudden, I start hearing all of
my neighbors picking heads out their windows, screaming at this truck.
You know, shut up, shut up, tune it off.

Speaker 13 (01:19:31):
And the guy kept playing it for like a half hour,
and people suddenly.

Speaker 27 (01:19:36):
Like suddenly, I hear things being thrown out of windows
and hitting the truck.

Speaker 3 (01:19:39):
People are throwing things at the at the ice cream truck.

Speaker 13 (01:19:42):
Yeah, like I saw like two or three people like
outside of my window throwing things at this ut.

Speaker 3 (01:19:47):
Oh stop it, shut up.

Speaker 13 (01:19:50):
Stop When you play that song, it's like I'm traumasized.

Speaker 3 (01:19:53):
I know so many people were complaining this is not
the number one you're christ of song today? All right, Like,
if you're out there driving your right s cream truck,
let's have a limit, maybe like eight pm.

Speaker 7 (01:20:02):
Yeah, isn't there like a town ordnance or something?

Speaker 8 (01:20:06):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:20:06):
Thank you, Jenny, Hi, kJ.

Speaker 18 (01:20:08):
What's up to see what we actually look like?

Speaker 11 (01:20:16):
Instagram?

Speaker 18 (01:20:17):
Elvis Dan Show, Elvis Duran in.

Speaker 2 (01:20:20):
The Morning Show, and mister Softee rolls around playing the
song at nine thirty in the morning, right after they're
done with their ad Am practice and every child watch
ice cream for breakfast.

Speaker 5 (01:20:32):
Isn't it terrible?

Speaker 3 (01:20:33):
Smart?

Speaker 2 (01:20:34):
That's the most annoying thing.

Speaker 7 (01:20:35):
Right before dinner in my town. And I'm just like,
you have to have dinner first, butma, the truck will
be gone by then and the ice team will have melted.

Speaker 2 (01:20:43):
If I know, my daughter has mister softy actually speaking stop, Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:20:50):
My god, that's a problem.

Speaker 3 (01:20:52):
All right? Well kJ, okay, now, we send it out
to mister Softy, please don't play your music nears Softball
Girls at ninth already on a Saturday. Thank you, thanks
for listening to us k the text. The ice cream
truck in our hood plays the standard pop goes the
Weasel song, and then a very creepy voice screams.

Speaker 8 (01:21:10):
Hello, Wait do do do Do Do Do Do Doom
doom do.

Speaker 18 (01:21:23):
Hello Elvis Da ran in the morning show.

Speaker 3 (01:21:38):
Hey, I was looking at this Reddit stream yesterday. They're
talking about toys and games from when we were kids
that would be considered totally unsafe today. Yeah, and I
remember some of these things on playgrounds, you know. They
would take, you know, some chain link fence and they
would put it on its side on a this thing
that rotates and you could swing and go in circles

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really quick on it, really fast, and it would sling
you off. And the only way you wouldn't be flinging
off is if you got your foot stuck in the
thing and you'd be dragged in circles. Do you remember
it was like a gate on a pole. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
and you just stood on the back of it and
just started spinning around until you either you fell off,

(01:22:20):
or it dragged you in circles. So at some point
some agency got involved and started making toys safe again. Also,
there was a time you could actually buy a radioactive
science kit that came with real radioactive material and a
Geiger counter. Did you know this, No, it's true.

Speaker 7 (01:22:41):
Blow up your house.

Speaker 3 (01:22:42):
Well you could really blow up your house with this,
but you could you could get cancer.

Speaker 7 (01:22:46):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 5 (01:22:48):
Some science.

Speaker 3 (01:22:49):
And also someone just sent in the they just texted
in yard darts. Yard darts. Now, these weren't made out
of foam. They were huge darts with pointy spikes on
the ends of them, and you would throw them in
the lawn and whoever you know, went the furthest would win.
But we would after we were done playing, we would
throw them in the air and just try it, try

(01:23:09):
to dodge them as they were as they were falling
back down to earth.

Speaker 7 (01:23:11):
Oh my gosh, a.

Speaker 3 (01:23:13):
Long dark would actually go right into your head, right
into your scalp.

Speaker 5 (01:23:19):
Those are way more dangerous than I was thinking.

Speaker 6 (01:23:21):
I was just thinking about how bad those slides were
that had like the multiple parts, and you would slide
down and just the skin on your back would come
right off.

Speaker 3 (01:23:29):
Yeah, yeah, right, do you remember those fake cigarettes and
it actually allowed you to like the smoke?

Speaker 5 (01:23:35):
Oh I love.

Speaker 7 (01:23:35):
Those candy cigarettes.

Speaker 5 (01:23:37):
I was never allowed to play with. My mom would
get so mad.

Speaker 3 (01:23:39):
You could actually blow out, You could actually blow out
fake smoke. Yep, yeah, what the hell were we in, Haley?
I think it was powdered and sugar.

Speaker 10 (01:23:48):
Those were made of bubble gum, if I remember, and
they were wrapped in paper and then when you used
to blow it, you go and then.

Speaker 3 (01:23:53):
All of a sudden this it would come out to
the end like smoke. Yeah, hey, stop barking. Oh my god,
is it food here? No, Jeff the engineer, he's making
making my dog's thirsty anyway. Okay. So also growing up,
playgrounds were basically just asphalt and concrete m hmm, with

(01:24:13):
metal sides on everything, and so on hot summer days
you would actually just kind of brand yourself on the
hot metal if you weren't falling on your knees and
scraping them on the asphalt.

Speaker 5 (01:24:25):
Even the swings, you know, like the little rubber swings
that were black. You sit down, burn your ass right off.

Speaker 3 (01:24:31):
God. Other than click clacks, you remember anything else from
when you were a kid, that would kill someone.

Speaker 6 (01:24:36):
Well, I'm pretty sure they still exist, But has anyone
ever been ridiculously injured on a seesaw?

Speaker 5 (01:24:41):
Because, oh my god, I feel like that hysterilized and
made so many people unable to have children.

Speaker 3 (01:24:46):
Yes, no, no, no, I'm one of them. Yeah. As matter
of fact, there's there's a bunch of sea saws down
at the seaport here in New York City, and Alex
and I got one on one one night. Of course,
he got right off and I went, what are you doing?
You're a grown man doing this to be on a
sea saw.

Speaker 10 (01:25:02):
The monkey bars were made of actual metal too, and
they went up pretty high.

Speaker 3 (01:25:05):
And if you got to the top.

Speaker 10 (01:25:06):
Of that thing, and god forbid you slipped and fell,
you could have crapped your head on every bar on
the way down, and you'd lose a tooth on the
way down.

Speaker 7 (01:25:14):
I fell off of one of those remember those spin
like you sit on it and everyone sits on it,
and it spins, spins really best. Well, I flow off
into the mud. I was filthy. I didn't get hurt,
but my mom said I was so upset because I
was filthy and I was so dirty. I had to
go gol change my clothes.

Speaker 3 (01:25:31):
Thank God. Like whatever whoever they are, that government agency
came in to be to keep us safe from these
very dangerous playgrounds. I've got Hannah online one scary Good morning, Hannah,
good morning. Yeah, well, welcome to the show. So you
remember a toy that was probably a little more dangerous
than you should have been playing with.

Speaker 25 (01:25:52):
Yeah, so you know how every playground has that truck
tire that's either you know, on a chain link for ay,
or it's cutting half free to climb on top of. Yes, well,
we had the ones that were cut in half, and
I climbed inside it and got completely stuck and the
fire department had to come and cut me out. This
was in like fourth grade.

Speaker 2 (01:26:12):
Oh oh wow, oh wow, that was That.

Speaker 25 (01:26:16):
Was a very long recess.

Speaker 3 (01:26:18):
I can't imagine. You must have been freaking out and
they're stuck in a tire.

Speaker 30 (01:26:22):
Oh my god.

Speaker 25 (01:26:23):
So I had a fear of elevators in particular after
that because of my I don't know, claustrophobia. I don't
think it's quite followed me into adulthood, but I feel
lucky in that regard.

Speaker 3 (01:26:33):
Wow, all right, well I'm glad you survived. Thanks for
listening to it. Stay out of time.

Speaker 33 (01:26:38):
I'll do my best.

Speaker 3 (01:26:40):
Someone said, uh where they go? Oh gosh, these these
texts are going by so fast. Everyone's texting in. I
fell off the sea saw when I was five years old,
Brooke macallar bone. Oh damn, Oh, here's one. I got
fourteen stitches in my face from an old rusty sea
saw at our neighborhood playground. Oh God, come on, Daddy,
come over and give me a rusty sees?

Speaker 6 (01:27:01):
What this slipping slide in general, like the slipping side
had no kind of padding or anything.

Speaker 5 (01:27:06):
I mean, I know that.

Speaker 6 (01:27:07):
Froggy said he used to use garbage bags, but the
actual slipping slide was still like break a rib city.

Speaker 3 (01:27:11):
Right, yeah, Nate line five. Oh it's Craig. No, No, no, Peggy, Hello, Peggy.
Peggy's calling. She's calling about slipping slides.

Speaker 9 (01:27:20):
Yes, Peggy, good morning. The slipping slide is the most
dangerous thing. Why would you let your kids run and
throw themselves on the ground and call it fun and say,
oh yeah, and encourage that it's the most dangerous thing ever.
That's just got you know, like boken bones all over it.

Speaker 3 (01:27:39):
Yeah, you know, the slipping slide. We always had like
a water park in our backyard. It was a slipping
slide and a water wiggle Remember water wiggles. Yeah, you
hook them up to the end of the of the
garden hose and it just the wiggles around. It just
beats people upside the head yep. Yeah. Dane Cook used
to call slip and slide, slip and bleed.

Speaker 9 (01:27:58):
Yes, round, little shoot dangerous, A little shout out to
Dame Cook.

Speaker 3 (01:28:03):
It's true, all right, Peggy, enjoy here slipper his lighte
this weekend. Uh, listen to Crag on line three. Craig,
you played with nun chucks and throwing stars when you
were a kid.

Speaker 36 (01:28:14):
Yeah, yeah, yes, First of all, guys, you guys are amazing.
I love you guys to death.

Speaker 3 (01:28:20):
Oh thank you man, thank you for listening to Yeah.

Speaker 36 (01:28:24):
My older brother thought he was like a ninja and
he used to go to the Chinese stawan by these
ninja stars.

Speaker 22 (01:28:30):
And needs to beat the crap out of us.

Speaker 36 (01:28:35):
I got stamped in the lake so many times by them,
I can't even tell you.

Speaker 7 (01:28:39):
I had a friend grown up, and his name was
actually Froggy, that's what we called him, and he would
collect all that stuff. He would dress all in black
with the mask on, and he was the ninja in
the Bronx in the neighborhood.

Speaker 3 (01:28:50):
I know, but you can kill You can kill people
with those stars and throw them just right. Hey, but wait, Craig,
someone just sent a texting where is it?

Speaker 8 (01:28:57):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:28:58):
Oh God, trampolines. Okay, don't even get me started on trampolines.
How many times did you bounce off a trampoline?

Speaker 6 (01:29:06):
I got bounced off a trampoline one time, and I
felt like I hit a tree on my way down,
and I had a little cut in the middle of
my eyebrows.

Speaker 5 (01:29:12):
It looked like I had a unibrow for like three weeks.

Speaker 3 (01:29:15):
All right, Graig, thanks for listening to us. You tell
your brother to put his numb trucks away, you too,
absolutely so. Here we are living in a nice, safe world.
Oh remember we used to you would break a thermometer
and play with the mercury.

Speaker 1 (01:29:29):
Oh, yes, don't do that.

Speaker 5 (01:29:33):
My dad called the fire department on me.

Speaker 3 (01:29:35):
Don't do that. Mercury very very very very lethal. I
feel like we don't learn.

Speaker 10 (01:29:42):
Our lessons though, because just a few years ago they
came out with the hoverboard and how many people broke
their feet on that or.

Speaker 3 (01:29:48):
Just I mean, I know I tried it.

Speaker 10 (01:29:49):
I was on one for ten seconds right here at
the station, and I'm like, I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:29:53):
Out with it, all right. So anyway, so growing up,
it was a little more dangerous back then, but we survived.
It's so fun with lots of permanent scars. All don't
we all have a scar from a childhood? Don't we
all have scars?

Speaker 7 (01:30:06):
Oh my gosh, yes, my chin has like.

Speaker 3 (01:30:08):
Plenty, me too, but that was from the plastic surgeon.

Speaker 7 (01:30:11):
Yeah, all right, I'm going to.

Speaker 3 (01:30:14):
Bring up a delicate topic. Oh are you that friend?
Hear me out. We were at this party last night,
a big, huge, wonderful party with lots of people we've
known for years and years. I mean five hundred people there,
and we're friends with four hundred and eighty five of them.
The other fifteen who cares. But there was this one

(01:30:35):
person there. I'm not going to say who she is.
Known her for years. She's just the most irritating person
in the world. You know, she doesn't have a mean
bone in her body. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. Yeah,
but everything she does just irritates you.

Speaker 5 (01:30:50):
It's awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:30:53):
No, it's not awesome.

Speaker 7 (01:30:55):
That's the person I want to hang out with.

Speaker 3 (01:30:57):
I don't want to get into specifics or details, but
just everything she says, everything she does, you're like, oh God,
I wish I wasn't anywhere near you right now. But
you love her. She has good intention, sounds love like love.
But I want to look at her in the eye
and say, hey, do you know that you are that person?

Speaker 7 (01:31:14):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:31:15):
And I'll never do that because so rude doesn't.

Speaker 5 (01:31:17):
Know that, because if you knew and you keep doing it,
then you're just evil.

Speaker 34 (01:31:20):
I mean.

Speaker 7 (01:31:20):
The good thing of this is Gandhi and I were
not there last night, so we know you're not talking
about us right.

Speaker 3 (01:31:25):
Otherwise you could be a runner up. I guess if
you're that person, you don't know you're that person.

Speaker 6 (01:31:34):
I have a friend who was giving someone a ride
home one time, and they thought they had arrived at
the destination.

Speaker 8 (01:31:41):
Pulled up.

Speaker 6 (01:31:41):
The woman got out of her car and it was
a grocery store. She said, can you just wait while
I go grocery shopping. I know you've given me a
ride home, but I got to go to the grocery store.
When grocery shopping, came out, then went to the liquor
store next door, then got in like okay, you could
take me home?

Speaker 3 (01:31:54):
Now what but not realizing she's being just irritating. How
do you not realize?

Speaker 18 (01:32:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:32:00):
I did not ask, could you mind if I go
grocery shop?

Speaker 3 (01:32:04):
Are you that person? Straight Nate?

Speaker 34 (01:32:08):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:32:09):
I am not that person. I am far from that person.

Speaker 3 (01:32:12):
We choose you of anything. I was going to ask
you if you knew anyone who was that kind of person. No,
I actually maybe I am that person. If I can't
figure out that person, Okay, I will tell you there
are things you do that are sort of that person issue.
Like you you'll walk in and you'll look, You'll look,
you know, you'll look at my my hoodie I'm wearing.

(01:32:34):
Go oh, you're wearing that today? Okay, I do that occasionally.
I didn't think it was offensive.

Speaker 20 (01:32:40):
I was proud to be helpful, like that one time
you were wearing that shirt that just did not go
with your pants.

Speaker 3 (01:32:45):
See okay, what he just said and how he said
it was that was that like wo or you are
that person? Remember that time you're tie then not was
too big? I'm like, are you wearing that you are
that person. You're in a hole.

Speaker 7 (01:33:02):
California and like you're a New Yorker, Like if you're
going to insult somebody, it's like in your face and
like just done the way he does it with that
California thing.

Speaker 3 (01:33:10):
It's it's yeah, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like
too much sugar, but you're getting a cavity.

Speaker 33 (01:33:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:33:17):
Sorry, So I guess it's safe to say, as I
said before, if you are that person, you just don't
know you're that person. You're oblivious the same thing that
makes you oblivious to the rude things you say. You
don't know you're saying rude things or doing rude things
unless you.

Speaker 7 (01:33:29):
Do them on purpose, but most people hopefully don't do them.

Speaker 3 (01:33:32):
Do you know that person?

Speaker 7 (01:33:33):
Yes, of course I know that person.

Speaker 3 (01:33:35):
Do you know any others? I have two people I
thinking of, right, okay, give me you're afraid to give
an example?

Speaker 7 (01:33:41):
Yes, exactly. I can't this. This person always says negative
things constantly but doesn't realize they're saying them, And then
later on I'm like, well that made me feel bad
and they're like, oh I didn't mean.

Speaker 3 (01:33:55):
It like that, Oh what does you mean it?

Speaker 5 (01:33:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:33:58):
Like no, what's up.

Speaker 10 (01:34:00):
If you know a person who's that person, you gotta
tell that person because that person would then actually make
an effort to stop being there.

Speaker 6 (01:34:08):
I get torn. Yeah, one of my very best friends.
I love her to death. Every time she comes to
see me, so I'll give her a love for coming
to see me. She brings nothing with her, so that
we spend the entire weekend of her being like, do
you have moisturizer? Do you have conditioner? Do you have
pants I can wear?

Speaker 5 (01:34:22):
Do you have this?

Speaker 6 (01:34:23):
I'm like, oh my god, did you bring anything?

Speaker 3 (01:34:25):
That person another there is someone else we know and
we love, but every time you go out with her
for dinner, she never offers to pay a penny. Oh
she's that person, Froggy. You know any people that are
that person?

Speaker 1 (01:34:41):
I have people who, like Ghani said, they come to
your house and they never bring anything, so they always
expect you to have it all. Let's say, oh, I
thought I left it here last time, I would just
use it again, like no, no, no, no, I also don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:34:51):
Oh my god, all the text messages coming in. Everyone
has that kind of person in their line. Yes, but
you know what, you can't say anything to them no, no, no,
that you just can't. It is because typically that person
who is just irritating as hell, they're nice.

Speaker 5 (01:35:06):
Yeah, they're not trying to, which makes it.

Speaker 3 (01:35:08):
Worse because if they're nice, you don't want to like
point it out, you don't want to hurt their feelings.

Speaker 7 (01:35:13):
And sometimes overly nice is irritating as hell to you
have to have a little bitchy in you.

Speaker 6 (01:35:17):
I hate overly nice. It's terrible when people are overly nice.
I'm like, there's something wrong with.

Speaker 1 (01:35:21):
You away for me, what do you do if it's
one of one of these people is one of your parents,
what do you do?

Speaker 3 (01:35:29):
What are you saying, froggy.

Speaker 1 (01:35:31):
I'm just saying that, I'm not saying it to me.
I'm saying that, what if one of these people is
one of your parents, then what.

Speaker 8 (01:35:37):
Do you do?

Speaker 3 (01:35:39):
There's nothing you can do with your parents.

Speaker 7 (01:35:41):
Does your mom always forget her stuff?

Speaker 3 (01:35:43):
It's it's not my mom? Hello? Is this T shirt?

Speaker 18 (01:35:49):
Yes?

Speaker 11 (01:35:49):
Today?

Speaker 3 (01:35:51):
I'm okay, I'm okay. So are you that person who
lets the irritating friend take advantage of her?

Speaker 13 (01:35:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 36 (01:36:00):
All the time.

Speaker 3 (01:36:00):
Really, you don't say no, so so give us give
us an example.

Speaker 17 (01:36:05):
Okay, So I had a friend who flew to I
think Tennessee, and she had to come back earlier from
my trip, and so instead of flying back into Philadelphia
where she left her car, she flew back into Newark.
But then I got to go pick up her car
from Phillio three in the morning.

Speaker 3 (01:36:19):
So I mean you had to pick someone up at
three in the morning at the airport her car.

Speaker 17 (01:36:24):
I mean, like you know, she flew with different airports,
so her car was stuck at the other airports. I
had to go get her car up.

Speaker 7 (01:36:31):
And you said, yes, that's crazy.

Speaker 9 (01:36:34):
So okay, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:36:35):
The positive here, yeah, hold on, hold on, pull yourself together.
The positive here is you're a good friend, all right,
so you've done nothing wrong. But the fact that your
friend asked you to do that, she's irritating.

Speaker 7 (01:36:50):
Do you know way I can top that. We had
a friend years ago where we said, hey, fly in anytime.
She calls and says, hey, we're I'm coming in on
Christmas Day. I'm like you, I had we had to
leave our family on Christmas Day. Not only leave our family,
but in a snowstorm, no goodbye pick and then they

(01:37:10):
diverted her plane to a different airport. So we needed
to go and pick her up at a different airport.

Speaker 3 (01:37:15):
I was like, I know, look, you love them, right.

Speaker 7 (01:37:20):
We've picked her up.

Speaker 3 (01:37:22):
You know what, we love her? Yeah, I know you
love because you love her. But sometimes you gotta love
yourself a little more. Yes, I'm like, no.

Speaker 17 (01:37:29):
No, I love myself because it's who I am.

Speaker 3 (01:37:31):
I know, I know you're a goodt I'm to come
pick me up for the airport at three am.

Speaker 9 (01:37:36):
I gotta God, which airport?

Speaker 3 (01:37:39):
Stop it stop it? Pull yourself together, like said, thank you, Tisha.
Uh here's Jacqueline. How are you doing, Jacqueline?

Speaker 33 (01:37:46):
I'm good.

Speaker 25 (01:37:47):
How are you guys?

Speaker 3 (01:37:48):
I'm doing okay. So I know you don't want to
admit it. But your mom is that irritating friend? I mean,
how irritating is she? What has she done?

Speaker 4 (01:37:56):
Oh?

Speaker 27 (01:37:56):
What has she done?

Speaker 19 (01:37:57):
Well?

Speaker 9 (01:37:57):
I have two beautiful children, and when I was finished
having kids she specifically asked me, so.

Speaker 2 (01:38:03):
Are you done on a kid now?

Speaker 9 (01:38:05):
I said yeah, I'm done, and she goes, well, and
I think.

Speaker 2 (01:38:07):
It's time for you to start working out.

Speaker 3 (01:38:10):
God go away. The people who say and do the
most irritating things, But like I said before, they don't
know they're doing it. God bless it.

Speaker 7 (01:38:21):
It's bedside manner. It's just like bad bedside manner.

Speaker 3 (01:38:25):
Yeah, all right, Jacqueline, good luck with your mom. Sorry
about that.

Speaker 13 (01:38:28):
Thanks God.

Speaker 7 (01:38:29):
You remember Mom?

Speaker 8 (01:38:30):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:38:31):
I love you Mom to death. You know that. But
do you remember when back in the day, I couldn't afford, like,
really anything when I first started working here. And so
we were doing one of our big concerts and I
picked something out of my closet and I wore it
on the stage. And my mom happened to be at
the concert and she says to me, after, Hey, next time,
I'll give you money so you can get something better.

Speaker 3 (01:38:52):
Heart, my heart, say that.

Speaker 5 (01:38:54):
I love you, Mom.

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Speaker 18 (01:39:30):
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Speaker 3 (01:39:33):
Everyone say good morning to our friend Carlos. Hi, Carlos.
We're doing well, We're doing well. You know what, I
was really really putting a lot of thought into the
text you sent me a couple of days ago, and
I'm so happy we could get you on the phone
to talk about it. Do you want to remind everyone
what your question for me was on the text?

Speaker 34 (01:39:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 36 (01:39:52):
My question was.

Speaker 2 (01:39:58):
Want to be generally ask a man.

Speaker 1 (01:40:01):
Again or come back to Okay?

Speaker 34 (01:40:03):
By the way, are you going to leave the exact life?

Speaker 3 (01:40:08):
Okay? So the good question. And by the way, I
don't know if you understood because the phones are kind
of messed up. Carlos. The question was, if you could
be born again and choose what to be gay or straight,
would you come back as a straight guy instead knowing
everything that you went through in your life, good or bad?
Is that basically that's what you asked originally? Right? Yeah?
Oh no, I can't now you sound crystal clear.

Speaker 7 (01:40:27):
He's not underwater.

Speaker 3 (01:40:29):
This is an interesting question. May I ask from from
which point of view are you coming from are you
a gay or straight man? I'm a straight man, okay,
But so you asked this question, and I find it
a very deep question. And as a matter of fact,
I don't want this to turn into a conversation that
that upsets people or makes people uncomfortable, because a lot
of people may be understanding. But look, I love having

(01:40:51):
conversations like this. I think it's fabulous.

Speaker 33 (01:40:53):
So that's what I told me that that I didn't
want to sound as I'm insulting anybody, not at all.

Speaker 3 (01:41:00):
No, No, I love questions that make us think. And
I'm gonna get into this right now. Listen. Thank you
for listening to us, Carlos. We're gonna jump into it
right now. Thanks to you. All right, all right, go
have a great day and listen in all right. So
the question was if I can do it again, knowing
what I've been through as a gay boy than gay man,
would I do it again? Look, it's a difficult question
to answer because it's not possible. So you know, you

(01:41:23):
know me, I was like, well, it's not possible, so
why would I even answer that question. I fortunately, through
growing up and knowing I was gay at a very
young age, I really had nothing to complain about as
far as how people treated me. I've had this very
little harassment in high school, very little, and I grew

(01:41:46):
up a gay boy and turned into a gay man
with little or no problems at all. I was one
of the lucky ones. I don't know for a fact.
Through many people I've mentored and many people I've talked to,
people have come to me for advice. They have been
through hell and continue to go through hell. Yeah, okay.
And it also being a gay guy and growing up
and seeing the condition and what people go through has

(01:42:08):
helped me better understand people of different races, people from
different backgrounds, and and to me, that has been quite
the advantage. I love that. I love that I have
being a gay man. I don't know if I if
I can really make a true connection here. I am
more sensitive to to my women friends and what they're
going through in life. And I have a side of

(01:42:29):
me that is definitely leaning to the towards the feminine,
and I can understand women better than I think a
lot of other guys, gay or straight go through. I
don't know why, but I just do. With that said,
I I would happily come back as a gay man.
You know, if I if I had to check a
mark like okay, new life, what do you want Gary straight?

(01:42:51):
Go like ah gay? It's because you know what, it's all.
I know. I'm just I know I'm being too realistic
for what could be a fun conversation.

Speaker 7 (01:42:59):
No, I think it's.

Speaker 6 (01:42:59):
Important though, and I mean on the counter of that, yes,
if I were to be able to pick what I
came back as, I think I would come back as
something completely different because I know what this is like.
I know it's what it's like to be a brown
female in this world. I would maybe want to experience
what it'd be like to be something else. And it's
not that I don't like being brown or being a female.

Speaker 5 (01:43:18):
I love it.

Speaker 6 (01:43:19):
But I just want to see, you know, from like
you said, you get a different perspective on life based
on how you come into this world.

Speaker 5 (01:43:24):
I would like to see something different.

Speaker 8 (01:43:26):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:43:26):
What makes me really upset is if I hear and
I've heard gay people say, I've definitely heard of recent
days and in recent days a transgendered people say, if
I could do it again, I would not choose this life.
And that breaks my heart, right, yeah, it breaks my
heart because they are living in a life that is

(01:43:48):
just really rough for them. To be able to look
yourself in the mirror and say, basically, I don't like
who you are.

Speaker 5 (01:43:55):
That makes me sad.

Speaker 3 (01:43:56):
It may it may, It makes me I just want
to I want to cry. And it makes me very
safe that anyone, no matter what you're going through in life.
Let's say you are blessed with beautiful kids, but you
don't you don't want kids, you know whatever, your challenge
is to look at yourself and say, I wish I
could have a redo. That makes me so sad. It
makes me sad. Yeah, so gosh, Carlos, you know, yeah,

(01:44:20):
I'll come back as a gay guy, you.

Speaker 7 (01:44:23):
Know, sure, Yeah, no regrets that I know. I'm going
to come back as a caterpillar because then I become
a butterfly.

Speaker 3 (01:44:31):
And you can own more shoes.

Speaker 7 (01:44:34):
I could. Oh, I never thought of that part.

Speaker 3 (01:44:36):
You could. It would take longer to tie tie all
your shoelaces. Yeah, but I don't know, what are you
see it on the text messages. I don't want to
offend anyone today, and I just this is just a
this is one of those things. It's actually a great
conversation to have with a friend who is able to
have an adult conversation. Yeah, we have some very poignant
text messages that agree with you that want to come back.

(01:44:58):
One man said he's a straight man, he' like to
come back as a lesbian. Okay, yeah, yeah, total, such
a froggy answer.

Speaker 1 (01:45:10):
This is my favorite text. I'm a gay man and
I always have the conversation with my friends. I would
most certainly come back as a straight female. So I
have sex with all the hot straight boys.

Speaker 3 (01:45:18):
Okay, So if you would have, if you would have
turned it into the fun conversation, I'm with you. I
don't know. You know, I know it. Ask me, do
I do? I want to do something different than I'm doing.

Speaker 15 (01:45:32):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:45:33):
I love my life, even though the hardships and I
have very few. You know, I'm very, very, very blessed,
and I'm so grateful for the life I have. I
don't I don't want to change it. What scary for me?

Speaker 10 (01:45:44):
I'd come back straighter than I am right now. I
would actually, I would actually be more assertive. I would
do things differently.

Speaker 3 (01:45:51):
You know what, So you just said that being straight
is meaning you're more assertive. That's that's exactly what you
just said.

Speaker 10 (01:45:58):
You know, the kind of person I am, I've always been,
you know, I've always been kind of like a background
guy who just takes everything on the doormat.

Speaker 3 (01:46:05):
I just you know, yeah, no, no, you're saying, if
you're a more straight, you wouldn't be the dormant. That's
what you just said.

Speaker 36 (01:46:12):
Today.

Speaker 10 (01:46:12):
But maybe I would do things a little differently. I'd
rethink my life a little bit.

Speaker 3 (01:46:15):
I'd be like, you know, what, if you were straighter,
meaning you're gay, I I don't understand. What does anyone
understand what he's saying? I do walk away? What does
he say exactly?

Speaker 6 (01:46:26):
I think what he meant to say was he would
like to come back more of an alpha than he
is currently. But instead he said something stupid, okay, to
get our attention.

Speaker 7 (01:46:36):
Saying stupid to get our.

Speaker 3 (01:46:37):
Attention for you, redo is a gay or straight thing?
Is you? You would be more of an alpha male.
It has nothing to do with being I'm a beta
guy scared, like if I could come back, I would
come back smarter, an extroverted beta. Okay, okay, so we're

(01:46:59):
changing this from uh, gay versus straight to like changing
something else, like the color of your skin or changing
the color of your hair or your personality. You really
probably should go sit in the corner.

Speaker 7 (01:47:12):
Do you still want to be Italian?

Speaker 3 (01:47:15):
Okay? On behalf of Italians? Do you want him anymore?

Speaker 11 (01:47:17):
Not?

Speaker 7 (01:47:17):
Really, I'm giving a back. I got to say, I
kind of I wonder. I do wonder what it would
be like to be a lesbian. Okay, you know, like
sometimes I wonder if I would have gone that way
at one point. But let's talk about that.

Speaker 3 (01:47:34):
It's okay, people go through phases. Phases aren't the same thing.

Speaker 7 (01:47:37):
No, no, no, no, But I mean I don't know.
I don't know, you know, because you think about, like
you said, you know what it's like being what you are?
Would you want to try something different? But if you
don't remember what you used to be, then what's you know?

Speaker 3 (01:47:50):
What I mean, it's one of the it's one of
those conversations that really has no realm. But okay, if
you wonder what life would have been like as a lesbian,
look at it in a percent. Well, okay, you're talking
about having uh, you're forming romantic relationships with another woman
right now? Now, what you know about women versus men?

(01:48:11):
You do see the different dynamic, possibly because women and
men are different as far as in many in men regards.

Speaker 7 (01:48:18):
And I know how I am that time of the month,
so I don't know if I would want to put
up with another woman. Okay, take a lot of things
into consideration here.

Speaker 3 (01:48:26):
You keep in mind, you know, we are also under
the assumption that you are born this way. Yeah, and
so you know, I don't know, it's I don't producer
Sam's I have you thought about this?

Speaker 4 (01:48:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 35 (01:48:36):
I think in a past life I may have been
attracted to women, just because I'm so naturally attracted to women,
but it never crosses that line where it's a really
like sexual action thing, you know what I mean. I
just checked about constantly, and I find them mysterious and
beautiful and I love them. So I'm sure at one
life past I was either a lesbian or a straight man.

Speaker 3 (01:48:54):
I like this text from a woman. She said I'd
come back with a penis and I'd stick it everywhere. Yeah, no,
I'm scary, scary. Maybe you'll come back.

Speaker 7 (01:49:02):
With a piece, see ghandhi, and I like penis so much.
I don't know if we could give it up.

Speaker 3 (01:49:06):
Well, thanks for.

Speaker 6 (01:49:08):
I would come back I think as like a very big, strong,
straight mail because I would want to have a penis
just to see I have. One of my guy friends
was like, you have no idea what it's like to
have one. Till you have one, you to put it
on everything. He's like your keyboard.

Speaker 7 (01:49:22):
Well, we might not leave the.

Speaker 1 (01:49:23):
House, Gandhi, you're not supposed to repeat those things, I
tell her.

Speaker 3 (01:49:26):
Sorry anyway, So okay, I'm glad this turned into a
fun conversation, but it really is. It is an important
thing to understand that you you have something going on
in you currently in this life that's fabulous, and sometimes
you got to dig to find it because of the
the rhetoric you live in and the crazy times. By
the way, we say these are craziest times ever. No,

(01:49:48):
ten years ago that we said the same thing, you know,
twenty years ago. Continue to say, you're twenty years ago,
we were living in the craziest time ever. And that's
never going to change your guess. But anyway, straight Nate,
what about you? We call you straight Nate?

Speaker 7 (01:49:59):
Would you'll be gay night?

Speaker 3 (01:50:02):
Actually, what Elvis said really made me think about this.

Speaker 20 (01:50:04):
I don't think I've really experienced anything in my life
to make me want a change, right, so I can.

Speaker 3 (01:50:09):
See where we had a lot of texts.

Speaker 20 (01:50:10):
Actually, sadly, we had some texts of people saying they
were they were gay, they're gay, and they wish they
had been straight so they didn't have to go through
those tough times, which made me really sad to think
of what they went through, but at the same time
thinking about myself that I didn't go through anything like
that to make me want to change. So no, I'm
comfortable being straight.

Speaker 3 (01:50:28):
Nate, okay, yeah, didn't carry on straight? I will I'll
be up straight or Nate as Scary wanted to be.
I don't know how that's possible, by the way, scary. No,
I don't want to be Italian. I don't want to
be straighter. I don't know. I don't know how.

Speaker 1 (01:50:41):
I don't know how that works.

Speaker 3 (01:50:42):
So all right, well, okay, interesting conversation, and I'm I'm
happy that ninety nine percent of people texting and understood
where we were coming from. Look, you know, I'm I
don't know. I think it's better to have a morning
show where we can actually talk about something other than
you know, farting in a jar and then ceiling it up.
And giving it as a gift. Progby wanted to talk

(01:51:03):
about that today. I'm not going.

Speaker 8 (01:51:07):
That would be like.

Speaker 7 (01:51:07):
When you opened it.

Speaker 3 (01:51:09):
I'll depends on how fast you open.

Speaker 7 (01:51:12):
I want to say, they wake me up.

Speaker 18 (01:51:16):
The Morning Show on Elvis Duran In the Morning Show
on Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:51:37):
Who's the producer Sam who said in passing, I love
Werther's originals. Well, yeah, it's it's stemmed these dumb little candies.
Those Grandma Candy have great Grandma Candy.

Speaker 20 (01:51:50):
It's stemmed from the fact that she's now an aunt, right,
and she's Auntie Sam.

Speaker 3 (01:51:55):
And William is Uncle Bill.

Speaker 20 (01:51:57):
And I'm like, you really couldn't have two older sounding
names as aunt and uncle. Like now you need to
walk around with hard candy. She goes to be honest,
I love where there's a rigin.

Speaker 5 (01:52:08):
And know people actually did I love them as well?

Speaker 7 (01:52:12):
Of course you do.

Speaker 18 (01:52:13):
The hard ones.

Speaker 7 (01:52:14):
The hard ones, Oh they have the soft chewy caramels
them more thes ones don't do good.

Speaker 3 (01:52:19):
See I've never put one in my mouth, to be honest,
but uh see, I get crap, and I admit that
I like fake Newton's. Now why see you're laughing. Why
are you laughing? Yeah?

Speaker 20 (01:52:35):
I like originals, like a little hard candy, a fig
Newton that's an investment in time and.

Speaker 3 (01:52:42):
It's it's one of those it's one of those things
you eat and people go, oh, that's something your great
grandmother eat and she has.

Speaker 7 (01:52:48):
It in her pocket with her handkerchief, little kid.

Speaker 3 (01:52:54):
I like fag Newton's. I like the the the texture
of the cake out outer part. I like the taste
of the fig and I like the fact that it
feels like you're eating a little ants. Oh no, you
know what I'm talking about. You know what I'm talking about, right, Yes,
I love figs. Is that bad?

Speaker 5 (01:53:10):
I mean no, If it makes you happy, it makes
you happy. Eat those fig Newtons.

Speaker 3 (01:53:13):
Well what old thing do you eat? But you're you
feel ashamed? I mean you feel a shamed. Well, people
try to shame you, you know, I don't know. Don't
let them. Melbournast melbo toad love Melbata's not only a
great drag name, but yeah, Melba toast is so crunchy
and you can put almost anything on it and it
doesn't fall apart. Right scary, Oh.

Speaker 10 (01:53:35):
Good, it's excellent and it goes with everything everything you
just said, and butter cream, cheese, jellies, jams preserves it all.

Speaker 3 (01:53:42):
Okay, there you go, all right?

Speaker 20 (01:53:44):
Do you guys remember sen sen no No. I think
it was in a Billie Joel song or something. But
it's this little packet of like little tiny little breath mints.
I don't even know if they're breath mints, but I
think they've got like a black licorice flavor.

Speaker 3 (01:53:57):
Oh I don't know, but I've grow to buy those things.

Speaker 6 (01:54:01):
I always thought butter pecan ice cream was solely for you.

Speaker 5 (01:54:04):
Know, like eighty plus old people. Not too bad.

Speaker 7 (01:54:09):
It's not the worst black licorice black lickor.

Speaker 3 (01:54:16):
You lost me on that one. Sorry anyway, I guess
the bottom line here is whatever you want to call it,
whatever you want to eat or participate in. If someone
gives you hell because you're not, it's not an age
of appropriate for you.

Speaker 7 (01:54:27):
Who the hell are you?

Speaker 8 (01:54:29):
Remember what?

Speaker 3 (01:54:29):
I lost? All the weight I used to wear, like
skinny jeans. Everyone's like, come on, Grandpa, take those off,
get out of here. Were's some jeans with holes in them.
Oh god, whatever, you know what? And I a lot
of people if they want to get a little little
little buzz going. They do uh, they do some some CBD,
you know whatever, or you do some chewables or whatever.

(01:54:51):
They're called gummies. I used to like to roll up
the Mary Jane call me old fashioned. Does anyone smoke
pot anymore?

Speaker 8 (01:55:01):
Is that?

Speaker 3 (01:55:01):
Is that really a thing of the past.

Speaker 2 (01:55:03):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:55:03):
No, People still definitely smoke pot, all.

Speaker 3 (01:55:05):
Right, I just not. I mean, I do it, you
know me, I do it like once, you know, every
six months. But yeah, that's all I can handle.

Speaker 6 (01:55:11):
I think the rise of the gummies and the dabs
have definitely changed it.

Speaker 5 (01:55:14):
But people still roll joints.

Speaker 3 (01:55:15):
All okay, Yeah, making sure.

Speaker 5 (01:55:17):
I heard from friends.

Speaker 18 (01:55:21):
Selvister Wren in the morning show.

Speaker 3 (01:55:27):
All right, show's done. We'll come back tomorrow and do
it again. Till next time. Say peace out, everybody, piece out, everybody.