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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Fine Saturday.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Elvis sixteen minute Morning Show. Why why wait? Wait?
Speaker 4 (00:16):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
What fucking wait? You said?
Speaker 4 (00:18):
Go?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
I wait to see it?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Now go please give that you said go right now
you can? Are you sure? Yes?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
I see it?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
It is.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
It is the fifteen minute Morning Show podcast. Danielle is here,
Scottie b is here, and there's Straight Nate, who've watched
the blowjob happening with his mom in the room. Also
you'll find out about that in a minute. There's Garrett,
and there's Gandhi and Scout. We're scattered. I'm here, I'm chilling, chilling,
(00:56):
you're chilling, hanging, hanging, have a good day. So you're
watching TV with your mom, enjoying, you know, mother son time.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
I go see my mom and we're both watching House
of the Dragon and she, you know, has a couple
episodes behind me because of my trip, and I'm like,
don't watch them, wait for me and we'll watch them together.
So we're watching and if you've ever seen Game of
Thrones or House of the Dragon, they frequent whorehouses regular
So they cut to this horrorhouse. What's happening full on
(01:28):
fullatio next to my mother and I'm like what And for.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
A second, I'm like, wait, is that a penis?
Speaker 5 (01:34):
It's a guy's penis and this woman sucking it, and
I'm like, my mom's.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Sitting right wait, hold on, So what happened? Did you
say something that she says something?
Speaker 5 (01:44):
I hadn't spoken to her about it, but I instantly
start sweating and I'm like, just don't, don't, don't, like,
move your eyes just they'll pass quickly. It was the
longest blow job I've ever seen.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
It sat there in silence.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
What I What happened?
Speaker 5 (02:01):
So?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Did she say something? Did you say something?
Speaker 5 (02:03):
We haven't spoken about it?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
I'm like, let's call your mom. Dragon blowjob can't wait?
Come on.
Speaker 6 (02:13):
I feel like it's weird that you both just sat
there in silence watching it. Then if one person was like,
well this.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
Is weird, right, So I'm so she's like you, My
multitasks all the time, so I'm not sure if she
was doing connections on her phone or something and she
didn't see the blowjob happening.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
But I'm like, we should call her and find out.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Come on her.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
This justin we're getting complaints. It's not a whorehouse, it's
a sex worker's house.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Whatever. But yeah, has that happened to you?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Yeah, Well when I was young, and happened with my grandmother.
We went to like a dollar movie in Tamarack, Florida,
and we were sitting there and some girl gets out
of the pool fully naked, and the dude starts touching
her boobs. And my grandma is sitting right next to
me and I we just didn't say anything to each other,
and I just watch. I got a I didn't. I
think I probably got a tiny little woody I was young.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Oh no, but now but now you got white. Hold on,
you got wood next to your grandma.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
That kind of bit.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
That's how you're supposed to get rid of it.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
No, No, that that happened in the same trip. Remember
I saw her naked. She was bending over in her
mirror and her boobs were touching the ground. Oh that
was terrible. But now it's happening. But now it's happening
with my daughter. Comma, Because Comma, when am I talking
to Siri?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Hold on, it's happening with your daughter. See you're seeing
things on TV.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Well, I mean I was in the kitchen appeeling like
cucumber yesterday, and she's watching Outer Banks and there's all
kinds of like dirty stuff in there, and not that
I'm watching it with her, but it's weird just being
in the same room. It's very I don't know, it
just feels weird with my sixteen year old daughter. When
they're talking about having sex with this one and doing
that and doing this. I don't know, I don't like it.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
I just go, don't do that, don't watch what they do,
don't do what they do.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
My dad still covers my eyes. I'm like, very serious, I.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Cover my mom's eyes because my mom.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Can my mom cannot handle that.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
The first episode is so.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Alando was my mother's favorite show for the longest time.
She loved the storyline, but anytime something like that came on,
she would hide her eyes.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I would say, are you hiding your eyes?
Speaker 4 (04:18):
For most of the show.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Yeah, she couldn't watch it.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
It's half could not handle.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
All right.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
So that was Nate's weekend.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Good time.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
God, I mean, I've never sweated so quickly in my
entire life. Is when I saw that.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Wow, I love how you're throwing a term throwing around
terms like fil show and kind of lingus.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Yeah, I didn't mention yet.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
I was waiting for it. I was waiting for it.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
All right, there's something else we wanted to talk about. Uh,
what was it?
Speaker 5 (04:51):
And then I got.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
What was it?
Speaker 6 (04:55):
Oh? Was it The Man with a thousand Kids?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Okay, on that if number one show as of last
night is The Man with a Thousand Kids. This guy
is impregnated in various ways a thousand people that we
know of. There more. Yeah, and I haven't seen it yet,
but you guys are already giving away some spoilers. I'm
getting little mad about it.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Gandhi did it too, We both we both did.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
Well, there's some stuff that's just so outrageous.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
But here's the thing.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
After you watch it, you need to go on his
YouTube channel, which you'll learn about when you watch it,
because he just posted a brand new video the other day,
and he does say some things are true, but some
things aren't. And one of the people in it, he
discredits them because he winds up going on a face
chat with this person in some talk show thing and
(05:44):
she admits that basically what she said wasn't one hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
I I love Netflix, but I'm not.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Sure they always do enough research on things interesting.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Yeah, so we're assuming that he's nine hundred kids, right.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
He means he went a little too far with the
baby making. But there are other things that they allude to.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
I'm not going to tell you because I don't want
to ruin it. But he says that part wasn't true,
and he basically proves it, so you after the fact,
you have to go look up his YouTube page to
see that.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
So was he making money from this or.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
Sometimes he was?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Not a lot, not a time.
Speaker 6 (06:20):
No, it was he was drunk with power.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
The assumption, while okay, the assumption is this is troubling
because you know, with so many offspring running around you,
you don't want some you know, interbreeding going on or whatever.
You know.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
I guess yeah, you know, well, especially because it starts
to show little faces of like where the babies were,
and there was a massive concentration of them in this
one town and moms were saying, oh, we'd be at
the park and see a kid that looked just like
our kid and thought, oh no, not again, and it
would be it wouldn't be that that's the case. It
was this kid's was the guy was the kid's father
(06:53):
making deposits.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
At the bank because I feel like I'm wasting.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
He was wanting everything.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
He was depositing.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Current.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
So sperm buyks are supposed to only allow a certain
number of kids, like twenty five or yad, but that
wasn't happening, and he was spreading it everywhere. And then
he was doing his own at home service freelancing.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
And yeah, he was freelancing.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Let's just say, yeah, you want some sperm. Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Was this the guy that was a doctor because it
was another one of those Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (07:26):
This guy just looked like a Viking and apparently everyone
wanted that to.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Everybody wanted a Viking child.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
I guess I don't.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Is it a thing now? Viking?
Speaker 6 (07:34):
No? I mean Vikings can be kind of hot. But
I was like this guy. Everybody wanted this guy.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
He was crazy, but he wasn't like how much is that?
Speaker 6 (07:43):
He?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Here we go say in the thing. It wasn't as
lucrative as you would think.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
Still, like for a session.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
I mean, I would think if you're going to do
it freelance, you can probably charge what you want.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
But I think is there a going rate at the clinic?
Speaker 6 (07:58):
This says you can do three times a week for
at least four weeks, you can turn up to seven
hundred and eighty dollars a month.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
WHOA got money? There you go, that's a that's a
lot of work.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
For Where do you have to do it? Because I
had to do it at my parents one time and
that was not fun.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
At the thing?
Speaker 3 (08:17):
You go there?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Okay, wait, wait, hold on, you did it. You did
it at your parents.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
I remember this, yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Wait, wait, why why did you do this at your parents?
Speaker 3 (08:24):
This is when we were trying to have a kid
and my I guess my count was lower something okay,
and the nearest that my doctor was close to my parents,
not where I lived in New Jersey at the time.
So I had to go do my thing in my
old bedroom with my VCR, with my mom clanging pots
in the next room. I'm like, oh god, how am
I doing this?
Speaker 1 (08:39):
It worked? Eventually, Oh my god, that's fabulous. I love
this story. And then you had to go back and
deliver it right.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
I had a rush see that them, and I had
to rush out the door and just run out of there.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Where did your mother? Did your mother know what you
were doing?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
I think?
Speaker 5 (08:52):
So?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Oh, lor this one.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
I don't want to tell you forget.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
It, don't don't run it, but I know that there's
other surprise. Wait, hey, how long have we gone? Over
five or five minutes our summertime, We're at nine minutes?
Oh god, that means when you have to do one
minute tomorrow. Oh look, there's a photo in our group chat.
This is what you watched with your mom. Yes, oh
my god, graphic. Yeah, that's graphic.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
That was HBO, a show where you would I mean
kind of expect that to stuff to happen in House
of the Dragon, but not full on screen next to
your mother.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Oh good god.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Good god.
Speaker 6 (09:33):
Man.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
The guys just walking by like nothing's happening right in
front of them. It's another day at the House of
Field Repute. All right, well, okay, thanks for sharing.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
Welcome.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Can we please can we call your mom? We'll go
fifteen minutes. We can call your mom.
Speaker 5 (09:48):
She's a therapy right now.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Probably why because she's watching this with her son. What
I watching my son filth with her son? All right,
let's get out of here, goodbye bye. The fifteen minute
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