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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firm Elvis Morning Show, Scott, you're ready to go?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Go guess or Roland the fifty Minute Morning Show podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
We've got Scotty b Over in the serial Killers podcast room.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
There he is right there.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
And here in the main facility we have Gandhi and
we've got Scotty. Hell, We've got Garrett. We've got Danielle
Ye who is being such an asshole today.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
No, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
May maybe more of a turd?
Speaker 5 (00:41):
Why am I a turd?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Can we just that's a good question.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Why are you a turd?
Speaker 5 (00:44):
I don't know, Danielle?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Why am I?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
You murdered three birds?
Speaker 5 (00:47):
There was actually five ages.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
You don't even give they've been hatched. It would have
been a different story.
Speaker 6 (00:58):
I feel like this is the beginning of a horror
movie where the mom bird just watched you do it,
and it's like, Okay, I got you.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
I do.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
I remember as a kid a couple of times we
had nests built near our house and near our door,
and there was one the mother. Something must have happened
to the mother. So we tried feeding the birds and stuff,
and it just didn't work out.
Speaker 7 (01:17):
Wait, wait a second, hold on, how do we know
those were fertilized eggs? What if we were were just
dealing with like like regular eggs buying?
Speaker 4 (01:24):
How do you know you weren't the eggs you buying
a store? A bird pooped them out over there.
Speaker 7 (01:31):
That's how all the.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Mom was taking care of them. She was going back.
Speaker 7 (01:39):
Maybe she doesn't know if it was fertile.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (01:41):
How does that work?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
That's actually a good question.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
Drop.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Some eggs are not fertilized in this world.
Speaker 7 (01:46):
Some are.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
That's why some don't hatch. They just sit there.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
They just sit there because it was like.
Speaker 6 (01:50):
You don't know if they were You don't know if
they weren't.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Okay, let's just assume they were not fertilized. It was
just still a monster. I need to think that. Knock
him on the ground.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
God, Hey, have you ever opened some eggs in your
refrigerator and went to hit one on the bowl and
chickens in their Yeah?
Speaker 5 (02:06):
No, but not like that would mean.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
I think I would have been vegetarian if that happened.
I couldn't handle that, Oh my god, And then I'd
have to take care of the baby and all the.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Vegetarians eat eggs. I don't think it would have been
vegetarians egg yes, some do, some vegans.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Definitely, she'd become vegan.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
I'd become vegan.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
I went out to lunch with one of our very
good friends who is vegan, and she is like a
militant vegan and I felt pressure to not eat any
meat around her. And she's like, no, no, no, you
can totally eat what you want because I just wanted
to get sea bass. And I knew, you know, I've
seen some of the videos she posted, and she's like, no,
I don't judge.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
I'm not.
Speaker 6 (02:44):
I said, yes you do, Yeah you do? Are you
kidding me? You definitely judge. But I still got the fish.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
It was crazy.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I think it was more in your head than it
was in your friend's head.
Speaker 6 (02:51):
No, not this one.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Okay, dandy, all knows she's yet.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
I would never be able to date a vegetarian or
vegan or any of that.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Okay, that's your choice. That's totally just say she's awesome.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
They wouldn't want to date you either.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
I like people that are vegan or but they don't
like force their views on you, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Like they made a choice not to eat.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Exactly, They're not.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Well, get scary, He's just pissed off. It's a whole thing.
Speaker 7 (03:17):
No, No, I'm just perplexed because I'm in my own
head now wondering about farm animals and chicken and eggs and.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yeah, is that what you're in your head right now?
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (03:28):
And also the one and also the thing I saw
on TikTok where all these palettes of eggs and then
in the middle of one of the palettes there's like
a little baby chicken like kind of that that hatch
out of one of the eggs. Is it possible that
one gets through and you don't know and then you
buy it.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
Has to be incubated for a certain period of time, right,
I can't imagine. They just like, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Well, I grew up on a farm, so we had
a lot of a lot of different eggs for different
all right, So I fertilized, I got through, and I
cracked it open, and there's a little chicken in there.
Oh okay, I'm that was but that was a different circumstance.
So if you go to the grocery store today, take
your eggs home and open up an egg and there's
a chicken skeleton in there. Oh, I would kind of
like wonder what happened there.
Speaker 7 (04:10):
He's gonna crack his eggs so slowly now for the
rest of his life. Yeah, I've never Yeah, it's it
will be frightening to me.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
You just hold up Remember and in elementary school you
would taken egg and what hold it up to a
candle or something like that, and you were able to
see if there was a chicken in there. Yes, I
think a light or something.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Oh yeah, start doing that.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Scary started, you need to extray your eggs.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Just a thought? All right, what else is going on?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
That's all I got.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
I've just learned so much about people today that I've
just like changed my opinions.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
People are awful, Yes, all right, okay, So what's that.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
What's the biggest creature you would kill?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
What?
Speaker 4 (04:44):
I wouldn't care.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
I don't kill anything. Spiders, flies, nothing like I.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
Would kill with my bare hands.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Like like a pest. What's the biggest pest that you
would kill?
Speaker 6 (04:53):
The only thing I will ever kill is a fly.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I killed ten thousand flies yesterday with my electric flash
water Well Tennis, the Tennis Record.
Speaker 6 (05:04):
Comeliness Factory too that I'm like, oh, you will have
to die. Sorry, but spread something.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
If there are hands in our house, we I know
Gandhi does the same thing. I try to put it
out something.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
You read them out. I sprayed it with raid as
fast as possible.
Speaker 7 (05:15):
Do you know how much ship I took last week
for drowning a scorpion that when I was in Costa Rica.
It was in the sink of and I caught it
between the top of the bottom.
Speaker 6 (05:24):
It's more the description of how you drowned it.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
It was I had no choice. But you're like, I
watched it slowly die and screen.
Speaker 7 (05:30):
They're venomous and they're full. They could that poison and
if I'm allergic, then it's a bigger problem.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
You're only gonna be honest. The people who had a
problem with that did not grow up with scorpions. I did,
and know its scorpions. They have to get allergic.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
I don't want to find out that's the pulp, So
I killed the scorpion before this.
Speaker 7 (05:47):
If it bites me and I'm allergic the tail, if
it stings me and I'm allergic, I'll find out real quick.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
All right, Are you done? The five minute morning show
wasn't even Vie six
Speaker 7 (06:04):
The fifteen minute morning show