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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, let's go around the room. Let's see what's on
the minds of everyone, including our guest today, Andrew. We'll
see what he has to say in a second. Let's
start with Froggy, Froggy, what's going on?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
So is anybody else having this? Yesterday I was watching
the Olympics, and I was watching the women's triathlon, and
I was about seven or eight minutes into it, I
found myself breathing heavy. I get yes, yeah, I'm like,
I'm watching them on television.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
I'm getting tired.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
I cannot imagine what it would be like to have
to swim and then get out and ride a bike
so many miles and then run and I'm like, look
at these they are in the greatest shape a human
being could possibly be. And these women were amazing, and
I'm like, I'm losing breath watching them.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
I've got a problem. Well, now you know how I
feel hosting this show every day. It's my own triathlon. No, No,
I'm the same way. As a matter of fact, I
also find when I'm watching the swimming competition and they're
underwater for so long, I start to feel I can't
breathe until they come up for air. Does that make sense.
(01:03):
It's weird. It's weird so it takes you in so much.
I love it. We shouldn't watch the Olympics. It's very dangerous. Yeah,
I do agree, Danielle. What's up? All right?
Speaker 3 (01:12):
So?
Speaker 4 (01:13):
I want to thank the Red Bulls because yesterday I
got to go and see our favorite Premier League team
aston Villa play because they were playing at Red Bull Arena.
It was so freaking amazing and I got to be
in the VIP area where they have the catering. And
when I tell you, they know how to do it up.
Let me tell you what I ate yesterday. I thought
we should tell you what I didn't eat, but listen
(01:33):
to what I ate. So I had chips with chili
and cheese, a pasta dish, a hot dog, Eminem's pretzels, popcorn,
a chocolate chip cookie with Reese's Pieces on it, Hershey's kisses,
a brownie. I mean, dude, I did not I would
like I am.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Having it all. It was delicious. I do not.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
I do not regret a bit, But thank you Red
Bulls because you guys are wonderful hosts and we had
the best time.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Look at that blood sugar going says like a great game.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
It was awesome, It was awesome.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Good grief. Let's see producer Sam, what's on your mind today.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
I think I'm gonna.
Speaker 6 (02:06):
Need you guys to pray for me because I take
a couple liquid advils this morning. I woke up with
my little like frustration headache, and William was sleeping on
the couch because you've worked late. I didn't turn the
lights on, guys, I realized I accidentally took stool softener.
Oh no, oh, my lord, I am so afraid of
(02:31):
the speed.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Gandhi, thank you for saying that.
Speaker 6 (02:33):
I don't know, man, I'm kind of petrified about this
steel softener.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I don't think it's it's not awful. It's just a little,
a little softer. We'll leave it at that. Please for
chiming in. But you're feeling okay, right, you're doing okay?
Speaker 5 (02:50):
Oh yeah, I feel fine.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I have a feeling it's gonna get worse in the afternoon,
you know, just exactly for you. Some people. I would
love to be in that position. Hey, Gandhi, what's up
with you today?
Speaker 7 (03:02):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Man?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Okay, So on the heels of Sam's if I have
a question about passing gas. Should I not talk about
this now and do a different one?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
No, I'm kind of dying to hear it. Now, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
So our boy Josh and I got into a debate
the other day and I need you guys to weigh
in on it. Are you taught how to fart or
do you just know.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
How to do it?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
What do you mean taught?
Speaker 6 (03:24):
Just?
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
He said his dad taught him how to do it,
that he has a special delivery, that it's a clapper
when he wants it to be, and he was taught.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
How to do that.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
I was like, you, you're not taught how to do that.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
You just do it? Wait, you're taught to do it
for health reasons or for like no, to like please
a crowd, to please a.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Crowd, that there's like a specific way that you can
do it that he was taught. It was a family
secret passed down to him. He was taught how to
do this, and do I know how to do it?
I was like, Josh, I think everybody knows how to
do that. I don't think that's something that you are
taught by anyone. But he is positive that people are
taught how to fart.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yeah, I never went to that. I was out of
school the day they did fart class. I think I
don't know. I didn't I didn't make that way.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
He was outmant no, somebody taught you how to do this.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I was like, no, what, No, I think it's better
to craft your own you know what I'm saying, put
your own spin on it. Yeah, that's nasty. I don't
know why, but it is.
Speaker 7 (04:24):
Well.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Thanks Josh. I can't wait to we see him again
to find out more. Okay, and I love the conversations
you have. What's up? Scary?
Speaker 7 (04:31):
It's crazy because normally I don't watch too much basketball,
but I was definitely getting into the USA versus South
Sudan yesterday because I'm like, this is tmusa and these
are the best that we have in the NBA facing
off against on the world stage. So to see Lebron
and like Kevin Duran and Jason Tatum and then Steph
Curry everybody in action all together on the same court,
(04:52):
it was just really cool to watch. And it was
a nail bier in the beginning for me. I'm like,
oh my god, these guys are these can they even
beat these dudes? So but but yeah, we availed. I
think we'll take the gold hopefully. I don't want to
jink sash, but well they look good.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
South sud An was supposed to be the difficult one
to beat, so we did. Yeah. By the way, I'm
not related to Kevin Durant. It has a tea on it,
you know, loves so much alike. I know from another mother.
I know, I know, I've heard it anyway, but I
agree that wasn't quite a game. I love it. So
what's up with you? Our special guest Andrew?
Speaker 5 (05:24):
Oh, hi, everybody. So I started watching Love Island. Thanks Diamond,
I finally took your suggestion. I'm obsessed. But we guess.
While I was watching, there was this whole argument about
wearing socks in bed and they think it's the most
disgusting thing in the entire world. And I just want
to know, is it When did it become weird to
wear socks to bed?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Well, Froggy has a theory on wearing socks to bed.
Tell everyone what your theory is.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
You get a better grip, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Yeah, I'm better traction.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
Hell okay, well, yeah, they disagreed entirely.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
I mean that's while having sex though, right, but I
were all the time? My fee get coldies?
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Yeah, mind you too?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yeah? So yeah, what about you, Gandhi? Socks to bed?
Speaker 3 (06:03):
I don't because I can kind of see that logic,
Like if you're wearing socks around your apartment all day
or your house and they get a little dirty and
then you take that into bed, maybe that's why they
think it's disgusting. Like I think, if you switch it
out right before you go to bed, not so bad.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yeah you need bed socks, yeah, bed socks?
Speaker 5 (06:19):
Okay, Well what.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
About you, Andrew? Do you wear socks to bed.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
In the winter?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Absolutely, My feet get too cold.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
See I don't know. You know, some people have sweaty
feet when when they're sleeping, so I can see why
they wouldn't. Why would they find it grows to wear
socks to bed if they're clean?
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Again, I have no idea. This show is like, there's
so many questions I have. This is just one of them.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
All right, Well, Andrew, it's good to have you as
our special guest. Andrew. Everyone, I love the sound of
one man clapping just me. Yeah, what about Gandhi?
Speaker 3 (06:52):
So yesterday I was looking for Andrew for something and
I texted Diamond, like, I wonder what he's doing. She
said that man is on his couch right now watching
love and she was right.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
I can't stop. I really can't stop, she was.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
She was right the entire time.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
This is it. It has me hooked. I can't stop.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
I mean, is it because it's so bad it's great?
Or it's great? I mean, which one is it?
Speaker 5 (07:14):
It's it's so bad it's great. It's one of the
trashiest shows I've ever seen in my entire life, and
I love every minute of it.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I wonder when they produce these things, they're like, we
gotta make this worse and make it really bad, because
that's people like Andrew are watching. They need really bad
to make it good.