Full Show: The Day We Cheated!

Today we discussed the reason why women cheat vs the reason why men cheat! We played "I'm Thinking of a Pasta!" and discussed what's irking us with "Why You Mad?!"

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Program at data.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Synchronizing.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
I've had many really bad days where I've woken up
in the morning, turned on the radio and they've turned
it completely around you.

Speaker 4 (00:18):
Here, my junk has been chopped off.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
What a great way to start the day.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
So much know, so much know in this whole conversation.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
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for eating animal crackers, I'll cut a bad Hey.

Speaker 5 (00:33):
Guy, Hey, you mighty shy guy.

Speaker 6 (00:34):
I have a vagina.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Da Michelle was going on the show.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Has never felt more perfect, more well rounded. Gone to
your amazing, It's great.

Speaker 7 (00:42):
It's great.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
I love that. This is the best call we.

Speaker 7 (00:46):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Line five is Renee number Renee you djight weddings.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Correct, Yeah, good morning.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
So you see well, good morning. You see everything because
you're you're there, you have advantage point. You see everything, right,
I do.

Speaker 8 (01:06):
I've seen I've seen a lost.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
So, uh, what have you seen that really sticks out
as your headline?

Speaker 3 (01:14):
Okay, so yeah, I have the story of the century.
So we were dejaying a wedding and the bride's family
and the groom's family did not get off. So uh,
everything is very tense, you can feel it in the air.
Comes time to cut the cake, and when the bride
goes to feed the groom the piece of cake, she

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ducks out of the way and the bridesmaids catch the
groom in the face with whipped cream.

Speaker 5 (01:44):
A pie shell full of whip cream.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
So everybody goes crazy ha haha. The grandmother falls on
the whipped cream and breaks a hip. Everything everything has
to stop until the ambulance gets there and takes care
of grandma. So that definitely changes the mood as well.

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So a little bit later in the ladies room and
I am very startled. The mother of the groom has
the bride cornered in the lady's room and.

Speaker 8 (02:20):
Is berating her.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
I mean ugly, ugly words. It was just it was
one of the craziest weddings. It's that wedding that when
we're talking to friends and or we talk to somebody
and they're getting married, it's like, oh my gosh, that wedding.
It was crazy, and we top it all up. Yeah,

(02:44):
So we always gave the option, you know, depending on
how things were going at the end of the night,
if they wanted to extend an hour, we would be
more than willing to extend an hour. So we were like,
let's just get the heck out of here. We do
not want to be here anymore.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Let's just back. Oh my god, I can't imagine.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
The uncle, the uncle of the grim comes up and says,
how much is it going to cost me to extend
an hour?

Speaker 9 (03:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Unfortunately we're contracted until eleven. Yeah, we're done.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
You know, there's gotta be a lot of weddings you've
done where you actually physically ran out people. I don't know,
there's I don't get it. It seems like a wedding is
it's a festive, fun occasion and you shouldn't be there
if you don't want to be there, and if you're
going and rip everyone's dreams, tears their dreams apart at

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their wedding. Well, look, thanks for listening.

Speaker 10 (03:40):
To this for me.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Thanks for the story, you too, Thank you a text.
At a friend's wedding, one of the groom's mother became
hysterical and crying so upset because two men were getting married.
They had to take her to the children's crying room
in the church. You could hear her crying down the hall.

Speaker 6 (03:59):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Oh, I know. People are just unhinged. Yes, scary what
I used.

Speaker 11 (04:06):
To be a waiter in a catering hall that housed
several weddings at the same time. Well, apparently there was
bad blood between someone a groom at one of the weddings,
and I think maybe a friend of the bride the
bride'smaid at the other wedding, and they realized they were
in the same venue on the same day. Anyway, fights
spilled out onto the street. They went out onto the

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streets of Brooklyn on Emmons Avenue. I'll never forget this,
and both weddings spilled out and they were like a
huge brawl like you would see like a crazy like
hockey fight going on outside in the street outside.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
No, I don't understand.

Speaker 12 (04:45):
I see that when you I guess if you pay
for the wedding of the bride or groom, that you
feel like your input is needed or wanted, or that
it's warranted, but it's really not. You had your wedding day,
hopefully a long time ago. Now it's the bride and
groom's wedding day, and you need to let them have
their day and do what they want to do and
just sit down and just hush it's not about you,

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and people need to understand that.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
I agree, I agree. I know. It's just so sad.
But when people start acting up like starting, you start yelling,
oh my god, I'm so sorry. Soone to sent a
text I'm supposed to get married at you're giving me anxiety.
Oh sorry, No, no, no, there's a very good there's a
very good chance. You're gonna be fine. It's gonna be good.
Christy from Ohio went to a wedding where the bride

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and the new mother in law got into an argument
over the centerpieces. The mother in law paid for the
centerpieces and wanted to take one home, but the bride
wasn't having it, resulting in the brother of the bride
punching the new mother in law in the face.

Speaker 6 (05:43):
It was why, oh my god, hell no, let the
flowers know people.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
Yeah, I anyway, Joe on line twenty four, let's see
what happened to Joe at the wedding.

Speaker 7 (05:59):
Hey Joe, Hey, I can't believe with you guys.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Well you are. I hope you're in a good space today.
So you went to a wedding and.

Speaker 7 (06:09):
Was actually I worked it. I worked a wedding and
I was serving vegetables on our plate, and we would
put we were stringings and potato, so opposite size of
the table. The other guy does meat, fish whatever, I
do the vegetables. And the lady was so drunk she
put her hands right in the vegetables and just helped

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herself and I'm like, ma'am, you cannot do that, and
she ended up stabbing me with her fork and screaming
at me. They had to call the top.

Speaker 13 (06:39):
It was, it was.

Speaker 7 (06:40):
It was just funny as hell.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
No, that's not funny. Were you bleeding?

Speaker 14 (06:45):
Hell?

Speaker 7 (06:45):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I had four holes in my hand.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Oh my god. It's just because he was drunk, right,
it was a drinking thing.

Speaker 7 (06:57):
Yeah, yeah, it was a drinking thing. But I just
can't believe a mom with you guys.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Well, I'm glad you are. So what's your day? What's
your day all about today? Joe?

Speaker 7 (07:07):
Well, I do furniture repair and I'm in Philly right now.
So uh yeah, that's about it. Not too too much,
not like you guys, sharing everybody else and making everybody's day.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Well, thank you, I appreciate that. But let me ask
you something about what you do. You do furniture repair,
What is the number one furniture repair job that you
have to do?

Speaker 7 (07:29):
Probably mechanisms because people are always breaking the chairs and
leather repairs, which I just did this morning, right.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Leather repairs and mechanisms, all right, all right, I just
wanted to know. I mean, I'm very curious.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
You know.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
Everyone. Everyone has their own their own gig, their own
thing they do, and I love being curious about what
I don't know how to do. I could never repair
a piece of furniture. I can't even I can barely
sit on furniture, you know what I'm saying. But anyway,
so mechanism for thirty years? So a mechanism? Would that
be like the the guts of a lazy boy chairs,

(08:04):
whatever stuff? Is that a mechanism? Oh yeah, yep.

Speaker 7 (08:07):
It's all the all everything that makes it recline.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Oh man, there's nothing worse than not being able to
recline in your lazy boy. That's why mechanism is a
very important job. You're a very you are an essential worker.
We appreciate it. Thanks for listening to us, Joe. I
appreciate it very much. Thank you, guys.

Speaker 7 (08:23):
I can't tell you how how good it feels to
talk to you guys is.

Speaker 14 (08:26):
Very very good.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
I really like talk to you too.

Speaker 7 (08:30):
And I'm hoping that that.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Fork wound, that fork wound went away.

Speaker 5 (08:34):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Joe Online twenty three is Excel.

Speaker 15 (08:39):
Good morning, Excel, Hi, good hello to you guys.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Oh thank you. You hear that Daniel? People do like Daniel.
Didn't think any would like to.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
It's so sweet than you.

Speaker 8 (08:51):
I love you day.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Well, you're about to make our show even better. Tell
us your story. You're at a wedding and something really
weird it happened.

Speaker 8 (09:01):
Yes, so in the middle of the groom, you know,
saying his vows, they were so sweet, she the bride,
you know, stops him and she's like, I have to
stop you. And then she told him that the baby
that he thought for two years wasn't his, and she

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like yeah, and she kind of was like shaky.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
He was crying.

Speaker 8 (09:26):
He just walked out and like we none of us
knew what to do. We just kind of just like, okay,
So it was the wedding over. Are we going to
go drink after?

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Oh? Okay, Well let's get some story. So were you
friends with the groom, friends with the bride? And who
you were?

Speaker 8 (09:42):
You friends with I was on the groom side. Yes,
that was my now fiance's best friend.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
And so she said during the vows, I can't get
I cannot move forward with this wedding with you. I've
got to tell you something, the truth. This child is
not a child, right.

Speaker 8 (09:59):
But she actually he kind of wanted to stay with him.
She just wanted him to know first. I don't know
how she thought that that was going to work out,
but the way she was talking, she was like insinuating that.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
She wanted it to work out. But I think he
just gave up.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
That is just not a good place to do that.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
It was.

Speaker 4 (10:19):
That's awful.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
So he walked out and did not He didn't come
back in. That was it.

Speaker 8 (10:26):
No, And then my now fiance he went into like
this back room was like consoling him, but he didn't
come out. He didn't show face. My fiance tells me
that he was like he drank the whole bottle, like
of liquor.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
He was just done.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
Wow, So what do you do? Like like you like
you just said, if you're out there just witnessing this,
you're all looking at each other like, uh, do we leave? Maybe?
Assuming yeah, you have to.

Speaker 8 (11:02):
Afterwards, afterwards, I was waiting. I had no choice because
my fiancee was his best friend and a groomsman. They
kind of stuck around. I stuck around, but I was
definitely drinking at the bar.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Yeah. Yeah, Well, did anyone stand up and make an
announcement like obviously, we thank you for coming, but this
is not going to I mean, or did people just leave?

Speaker 9 (11:26):
Did?

Speaker 1 (11:27):
How did it play out?

Speaker 8 (11:27):
The maid of honor? Yeah, the maid of honor was like, okay,
so why don't we just go to the bar, And
she was trying to make everything so cheery, like she
thought like everything was going to be like be back
to over five minutes.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
But it never happened.

Speaker 8 (11:40):
We just kind of just hung out at the bar
for the.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
Rest of the night.

Speaker 16 (11:43):
What do you think, Gandhi, did everyone get to get
their presence back? Because that would be my main concern, like, well,
making a closer going home.

Speaker 8 (11:52):
I'm sure that he gave it back. He was a
He's a very honest and honorable man. I mean we
all kind of knew it, though. I mean there was
something weird, like they're both white and their son looked very.

Speaker 4 (12:07):
Mixed, so oh my goodness. Yeah, I mean, come up
really really, that's just.

Speaker 17 (12:16):
I mean, okay, now I know, okay, I am taking
back feeling bad for this guy at all now because
if they are both white as snow and this kid
didn't look that same way and.

Speaker 10 (12:33):
His suspicion wasn't raised, I am taking back feeling be true.

Speaker 8 (12:40):
I think he really.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
The thing is is that's not the time, nor is
it the place for this all to be discovered. You know,
it's just nothing. That was really a crappy thing. The
whole thing is a crappy anyway. Thank you for coming
on the show, excel. I have a beautiful day.

Speaker 8 (12:57):
Okay, so much for having me.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
It's a pleasure meeting. That's great. I mean, it's not great.
Text message. I'm an MC and DJ. I had to
get the bride and groom from the bridal suite when
I walked in and found them shooting Heroin into their arms,
and I have to have them walk into the banquet
hall in the and they're both high as a kitee

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rigging up before you walk into your wedding. Oh my goodness,
this is going to be great here.

Speaker 18 (13:32):
Do this.

Speaker 12 (13:34):
You thought your wedding was a crap show. Your wedding
was come completely normal compared to all this other crap
going on.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
Oh my god, all right.

Speaker 16 (13:42):
Let's get into the three things. Yesterday was a disaster
of a day on Wall Street. A global market selloff
caused the Dow Jones Industrial Average to have its worst
day in almost two years due to fears that the
US economy is headed into a recession. Investors are also
worried that the Federal Reserve may be too late in
cutting interest rates to help support an economic slow down.

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At the closing bell, the Dow Jones Industrial Average loss
a whopping oney thirty three points, the S and P
five hundred shed one hundred and sixty points, and the
NASAC plummeted five hundred and seventy six points. Tropical Storm
Debbi continues to make its way north after making landfall
as a Category one hurricane on Monday morning in Florida's
Big Bend area. The National Hurricane Center says Debbie is

(14:25):
moving across southeaster orn Georgia at just seven miles per hour,
with forecasts warning of major, possibly historic flooding throughout the
southeast over the next several days.

Speaker 6 (14:35):
At least five deaths.

Speaker 16 (14:36):
Four in Florida and another in Georgia have already been
blamed on the storm.

Speaker 6 (14:41):
Froggy, how are you guys doing down there with it?

Speaker 1 (14:43):
It's been okay.

Speaker 12 (14:44):
Actually, we had a just a day of lots of rain,
lots of tornado warnings, and only a couple touchdown out
in some outlying areas, but so far none no casualties.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
That I have heard of.

Speaker 6 (14:54):
Okay.

Speaker 16 (14:55):
And finally, Vice President Kamala Harris and her running mate
will hold a campaign rally and philidel Delphia today. Harris spent
the weekend interviewing perspective running mates, including Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro,
Minnesota Governor Tim Waltz, and Arizona Senator Mark Kelly. Following
the Philadelphia rally, the Democratic ticket will then kick off
a campaign tour through crucial battleground in the states, including Wisconsin, Michigan,

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and Arizona.

Speaker 6 (15:17):
And those are your three things?

Speaker 1 (15:20):
I'm sorry?

Speaker 15 (15:21):
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Speaker 1 (15:51):
Why do people cheat in a relationship? They're saying there
is a difference between why men cheat and why women sheet.
There are some differences, and of course this does not
hold true for everyone. They did a study about the
three reasons women cheat, and they discovered through a lot
of research that women cheat to fill an emotional void.

(16:14):
They're not getting what they need emotionally at the house. Okay,
sexual inconsistency. They're saying, sex is as important to women
as it is for men. So when women lose that
sexual thrill they felt in the early days of the relationship,
they're gonna find it somewhere else. Finally, an equal division
of labor, hear me out. Oh yeah, you're saying, because well,

(16:35):
if she feels as if she's doing more work around
the house, she is, like she's doing everything to keep
things from imploding. He does not offer as much as
far as keeping the house rolling. She feels cheated, so
she's going to make up for that by getting banged.

Speaker 16 (16:52):
Oh wow, Yeah, I read that the more work a
woman feels that she does versus a man in a household,
she starts to feel like she's his mother. And that
just kills all sexual attraction. When you feel like you're
mothering somebody.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
Wow, so it's even deeper.

Speaker 6 (17:05):
So guys, do something, it'll help.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
So let me ask you this about cheating. I'm not
asking if you had cheated, or if you're planning on
it or whatever. Have you ever felt as if you
were wronged by your significant other in one way or another,
not cheating, but something else, and you feel like, well,
in order to even the score, I have a free
pass to go out there and get kind of heavy

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with someone. Oh damn though, does that sound plausible?

Speaker 10 (17:32):
I think people have done it though, of course, because
they're like, well, you know, if you or if you
find out that they cheated on you your life, well I'm
cheat right back.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
And yeah, exactly. But the cheating thing I can see
as an immediate Okay, your cheat, I cheat, I for
an eye. But what about if they, let's say they're
they're not letting you spend like half of your money
that you have pooled together on something you want? Yeah,
and you really want it, so well, I'll go ahead
and cheat.

Speaker 6 (18:01):
That's an unreasonable.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
That's my point. I mean, it gives you, in your mind,
justification to go out and do whatever you want, including cheating.

Speaker 16 (18:09):
Well, Gabrielle Union said pretty recently that she felt like
she was entitled entitled to cheat on her ex because
she was the breadwinner, she was doing everything around the house,
she was the bigger star, so it was just fine
if she She also said he ended up cheating on
her too, but she said she felt entitled to do what.

Speaker 6 (18:26):
She wanted to do because of those reasons.

Speaker 4 (18:27):
Wow, that's okay.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Back to the first point you were making. I knew
a couple. I knew this girl.

Speaker 20 (18:32):
That she cheated on him, right, and he confronted her
about it. So her response was, well, you can go
ahead and have a free pass and cheat on me
and we'll call it even Needless to say that relationship
didn't work out, Yeah, yeah, speak so yeah, I don't.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
In my personal opinion, it's you know, it's not a
very solid foundation for a relationship.

Speaker 10 (19:01):
One of my friends and I were talking about this
the other day because we recently found out somebody that
we knew what we know was cheating, and and and
they stayed together. And she goes, could you I go nope,
I said, I I know me as a person, and
I know that I would constantly be questioning everything. And
at that point, you know, you either have to forgive,
move on, do you know what I mean, and just

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let let bygones be got bygones. And I don't think
I could ever do that. I know I always question.
It would always be a question in.

Speaker 4 (19:29):
The middle of my head.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
A lot of people feel that same way. I somewhat
feel that way.

Speaker 6 (19:32):
That's the same all the time.

Speaker 16 (19:34):
I'd bring it up all the time, like you could
never question me for anything after that? Oh you did
I didn't do the dishes, well, you cheated.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
Well that sounds like a really fun relationship. I want
to be in that relationship, I know. But on the
other hand, and I'm not saying you should feel differently,
nor should I. But what about you know, well, people
make mistakes, people make awful mistakes, and so there's no
there's no wiggle room for for you know, forgiveness, not

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for that.

Speaker 10 (20:03):
I don't know well, And that's that's my opinion. I
slipped and fell and it went in like I.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
Like whatever.

Speaker 4 (20:12):
To me, that's a conscious mistake.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
Yeah, No, it's premeditating.

Speaker 4 (20:16):
Yeah, it's not something that accidentally happened.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
Right. So, yeah, we were on a plane together, never
met her. We ended up in the lavoratory doing it.

Speaker 4 (20:25):
Somehow my mouth woll up on her mouth. I think
I was sleeping on turbulence, right.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
Kinds of who are you calling?

Speaker 21 (20:31):
Nate?

Speaker 1 (20:33):
Are you calling someone?

Speaker 20 (20:34):
Very interesting text? It says my coworker chieated on her
husband because I was her work husband.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
Oh god, that's that seems deep anyway. I do wonder
like the thought of forgiveness to me is a it's
an interesting interesting concept forgiveness. Well, what is forgiveness That
means Okay, I'm over it, we'll move on and it's forgotten.
Or is there a scar there deep down that will

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there's a scar tissue going on here that will affect
you later or it's affecting you now, but you're not
saying anything about it. You're gonna let it go because
for other reasons you need to stay married for whatever reason,
or stay in this relationship. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 16 (21:13):
Those are two totally different things. The forgiving and the forgetting.
You can forgive someone and never forget it right, or
you could be really mature and do both.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
I couldn't, but I don't think I could either. That's
why I'm not sitting here. Come on, Danielle, forgive it
for cheating on you.

Speaker 4 (21:28):
I couldn't not do it.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
I'm with you, but until you're there, true, you know, and.

Speaker 4 (21:32):
The circumstances you don't know.

Speaker 10 (21:34):
The circumstance you know, but still all right. Whatever, anyway,
let's talk about Andy Cohen. He is taking Watch What
Happens Live to Miami. It will shoot for five shows
November twenty first and November twenty second, ahead of Bravo
FanFest on November twenty third, and during Bravo FanFest, fans
will be able to meet Bravo stars in person in

(21:54):
a special one day long event.

Speaker 4 (21:56):
People are so excited about this.

Speaker 10 (21:58):
Tickets are going on sales separately this Friday, one pm Eastern.

Speaker 4 (22:01):
Time for Watch What Happens Live and the festival.

Speaker 10 (22:03):
And you know, so many people love their Bravos, so
I'm surprised Diamond's not heading on over there.

Speaker 4 (22:08):
She may, she may. You never know.

Speaker 10 (22:10):
I told you about zac Efron and how he had
that scare in a Beiza and he was hospitalized. So,
if you didn't remember, Zach and his friends were at
a pool. He allegedly dove into the water and he
hit the bottom of the pool ingesting water into his lungs.
Thankfully security was on site. They had to help him
out of the water, took him to the hospital for
a chest X ray to make sure no water was

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in his lungs. Thankfully, he's okay. He took to Instagram
show everybody he was.

Speaker 4 (22:36):
Back to his normal routine. He was working out.

Speaker 10 (22:38):
He's back home in the US now, healthy and doing okay.
But that is very scary when something like that happens.
How so that the Dragon will end with season four, Nate,
this one's for you.

Speaker 4 (22:49):
The Game of Throne spinoff just aired.

Speaker 10 (22:51):
It's season two finale, a crazy ratings because everybody loves it.
But after four seasons, that's gonna be it.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
Butt.

Speaker 4 (22:58):
You do have something to look forward to.

Speaker 10 (23:00):
The prequel series, A Night of the Seven Kingdoms, that
is in production now.

Speaker 4 (23:04):
It's based on George R. R. Martin's Tales of.

Speaker 10 (23:06):
Dunk and Egg, which takes place one hundred years before
the events of Game of Thrones. There's so many different
Game of he's so crazy.

Speaker 6 (23:14):
I want to extend the season.

Speaker 16 (23:16):
I don't want to keep going before I need to
know what has happened now after well.

Speaker 4 (23:19):
Well that's probably coming eventually, that's what I think.

Speaker 10 (23:23):
So poor Colin Jost, NBC just replaced him as the
surfing correspondent because of that accident that he had in Tahiti.

Speaker 4 (23:30):
He's headed back to the States. He wrecked his right
foot on a coral reef.

Speaker 10 (23:34):
You guys remember that, it got staph infectedly over the weekend,
and then he got an air infection on top of it.
And he said, it's a weird feeling when you're in
the medical tent way more than the athletes.

Speaker 4 (23:45):
So unfortunately he came back home. So I'm sure.

Speaker 10 (23:48):
I'm sure he's going to make the most of that,
and I know I love him. He's awesome. So our
best goes out to Colin. I'm sure he'll take that
and he'll put a make it into comedy somehow, so
it'll be fine.

Speaker 4 (24:00):
So this is interesting.

Speaker 10 (24:01):
Sports officials from the Nation of Paraguay evicted one of
their athletes from the village.

Speaker 4 (24:05):
Her name is Luana. She was creating an inappropriate.

Speaker 10 (24:09):
Atmosphere and distracting her teammates. She qualified for one event,
she was scheduled the first day of competition. It was
too slow to advance to the semifinals, so basically her
time was done. So instead of just supporting her teammates,
she's running around partying in the Olympic Village. She's going
to Disneyland Paris, and she's posting things.

Speaker 4 (24:28):
She's not even wearing.

Speaker 10 (24:29):
The attires she was supposed to like to represent her team.
She's wearing her own stuff. So they were like, you
know what, you gotta go, So they got rid of
her and sent her home.

Speaker 4 (24:37):
So crazy.

Speaker 10 (24:39):
Matthew Perry there still talks that there was some really
bad stuff that went down with his death. Multiple people
may be charged for providing him with a lethal dose
of the ketamine. They even interviewed Charlie Sheen's ex wife,
Brooke because and they took her laptop because they're saying
that they met many times while he was in rehab.

(24:59):
She says she has nothing to do with his death,
but they're still investigating all of this, so very interesting.
What are we watching Olympic Highlights with Kevin Hart and
Keenan Thompson.

Speaker 4 (25:07):
Of course, Primetime a little bit.

Speaker 10 (25:08):
Coverage continues Today, You've got celebrity family feud and the
nineteen season premiere of Hard Knocks training camp with the
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Woes in the morning show.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Okay, looks up, my dog escaped again. This is all
I do all day. This is why if you're a
stay of stay at home mom or dad, all you
do is chase kids around all day.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
It's like, there is there more to lie. I need more?
How did he get out? I closed the door?

Speaker 6 (26:04):
All right, so he's up to thank that one. He
just trucks over everything. I love it.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
He's huge, He's massive. He knocks furniture over. I'm like
people supposed to He was supposed to be like maybe
ten pounds and needs at least twenty pounds by now.

Speaker 6 (26:20):
Wow, oh my.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
What about you, Nate? What are you doing this weekend?

Speaker 9 (26:24):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (26:24):
Well, we are going to my friend Jason's and he
has a new puppy, and so we're going to trial
out another dog for me to see if I have
another allergic reactions. What kind of dog is it?

Speaker 20 (26:36):
It's uh, I don't know. I don't know dogs. I mean,
you're allergic to them, so you just avoid them. But
it looks like one of those dogs.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
You know those toys that they're the dog toy that
walks around. It looks like one of those things, the
dog toy that walks around.

Speaker 20 (26:51):
You know, it's like the wind up toy and it
goes and it, you know, kind of shakes. Well that's
that's one way you could have a dog and not
be allergic, like you know what I mean. That dog,
it looks like the dog a smaller version of Scotti's dog.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
Whatever dog that is, Collie whatever.

Speaker 6 (27:07):
He has an Australian Shepherd, Well he does.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
It looks like a small one of those.

Speaker 6 (27:11):
They have many versions.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
They're so cute, all right, So you really do want
a dog, but you just what Heather really wants one,
And I'm trying to, you know, trying to do what
I can. I've done allergy shots, I've got this new
inhaler I take every night and everything I can.

Speaker 6 (27:26):
Are you allergic to raccoons? Have you thought about a raccoon?

Speaker 20 (27:28):
I'm pretty where would I even try it? Like you
and hang out with a raccoon? What near my trash bins?

Speaker 1 (27:35):
I mean, they're very they're very handsy, don't don't it
near raccoons.

Speaker 10 (27:38):
I find it nice that Heather would rather have you
than a dog, though.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
You know the dog over here, Brody loves his Bejeons.
He's had him for years and he says that they're great.
They're not that. I don't know. I kind of want
a little manier looking dog then, But the one that
wind up dog you're talking about it doesn't sound very many.
By the way, what is a manly looking dog? I
want a more manly looked dogs.

Speaker 20 (28:01):
Froggy's got kind of manly looking dogs. I mean, let's
face it, like if you had a labrador. He's a
man's man. But or like one of those retriever things.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
Beggars can't beat cheers over here. You take what you
don't sneeze from.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
Now.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
I'm trying, Danielle.

Speaker 6 (28:16):
Get a big golden doodle. They're big and they look
like bears.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
I don't like it. I don't want anything with it.
I'm sorry. I don't want I don't want any doodles like.
Golden doodles are great. Those are awesome dogs. I just want.

Speaker 18 (28:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
I know they make them for people that can't have
dogs that you know they're like me, But I just
don't that would be you. Yeah, you would be a
candidate for a golden It sounds like to me, you
shouldn't get a dog. You have no business owning a dog.
If this is how you talk about dogs, you really
have no business owning a doll. You're probably right. I
have them very right, deep seated fear of dogs period

(28:52):
because of almost dying repeatedly as a child. So don't
get a dog.

Speaker 6 (28:56):
You don't need a dog.

Speaker 4 (28:58):
Scary doesn't need a cat. That's it.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Oh No, I need to No, you can't even take
care of each other if I get a bonded pair. Oh,
he has it all figured out a bonded pair. I've
never heard that.

Speaker 4 (29:11):
What's a bonded pair?

Speaker 1 (29:12):
I don't know. Some new cat terminology. He's come up
like the.

Speaker 16 (29:16):
Little couples at the shelter. So sometimes like two cats
will get along really well, or two dogs and they
will only let you take both of them because they're
so attached to.

Speaker 10 (29:23):
That's what I have with my two, But I still wouldn't,
like let him totally take care of each other.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
Scary you can you cannot, like leave for a week
and they take care of each other. It doesn't They
don't know how to open the cupboard and pour the
cat food. It doesn't work. So long can I leave
the litter box before I have to come back and
change it? If you have two of them, it's twice
the poo and twice the pea, so you need to
change it at least several times a day, or at
least yeahoo, you scoop it out twice or three times.

Speaker 16 (29:46):
I'll have to teach them to use the toilet. I've
seen it. It happens on YouTube. They'll do it.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
Don't listen to Gandhi.

Speaker 10 (29:53):
I got to say though my mom's my mom's cat
didn't use the toilet once, but she walked in on
him and he was being in the ball.

Speaker 4 (30:01):
She was like, she didn't know what to do. She's like,
I'm just.

Speaker 10 (30:03):
Gonna close the door. I guess I don't know what
to do here. Like it was one time he did
and that was it. It was the weirdest thing.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
Yeah, scary, do not get a pet. I tell you life,
I'm gonna end up with kittens. I know, I am.

Speaker 5 (30:15):
I love.

Speaker 22 (30:16):
You're going to be lonely.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
So yeah, tell me right now you liked it. And
when the world opens up again and you're gonna be
out twenty three out of every twenty four hours of
the day, you don't need. You're gonna be tied down
and tethered to your house. You're gonna have to say
no to people inviting your places. I'm telling you right now,
that's what stopped me up to this point. Your spontaneity
just to grab a bag and leave for the weekend
will be gone. You can't do that. You're gonna have

(30:38):
front phone someone to feed them. They're great. Look, I
would not be I would not be anywhere near happy
without my schnauzers. They drive me nuts. I'm tethered to them.
We can only take them to certain places in certain ways.
And it's but I love them. But that's you're.

Speaker 6 (30:55):
A different guy.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Yeah, it's your children. They are my children. They are Yep,
I love them. I love your dogs from a distance.
I would never be able to have them for a weekend.

Speaker 23 (31:05):
I know.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
I like to pet them, I like to cuddle, hanging
out with them for a week that's all. You didn't
just go hang out with friends with dogs. That's all
you need to do. You go hang out with Froggy
go patty dogs. We're sitting for us. Scary down to Jacksonville.
He's coming on down. Oh no, we gotta Good morning.

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Speaker 1 (31:55):
Let's play a game. Scary, give me an intro. I'm
thinking of a pop sta. No, no, there's money involved here. Okay,
call diamond Diamond revenue contest called. I'm thinking of a pasta. Okay,
prepare yourself for ratings excellent winners only. I'm thinking of

(32:17):
a pasta. Let me let me record my answer. Oh
all right, all right, it's now time to play. I'm
thinking of a pasta. Let's go talk to Lexi High, Lexi, Hi,
good morning, good morning. How's your day so far?

Speaker 5 (32:36):
It's going pretty good.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
Well, it's about to get really really great. It's about
to get swinging. Your day's about to slap.

Speaker 4 (32:45):
Oh Jesus, if you if.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
You guess the pasta I have written on this piece
of paper, you will win one hundred dollars cash. Boom bam,
and please don't call them noodles. It's pasta. Okay, all right,
I'm thinking of apasta. What is your answer? Please?

Speaker 9 (33:04):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (33:04):
What a fine? Why did you push the buzzer? You
don't even know what my pasta is? It's beduccini, is
not correct. I'm sorry, thank you. There's nothing better than
fet the genie Alfredo. By the way, don't put cream
in alfredo sauce. You know that, right?

Speaker 2 (33:22):
No, I didn't.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
Alfredo has no cream.

Speaker 4 (33:23):
In it, but then what makes it creamy?

Speaker 1 (33:26):
Look it up.

Speaker 12 (33:27):
Okay, there's an Olive Garden commercial right now on television
that says it does.

Speaker 4 (33:32):
Sauce.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
If it's creamy, Alfredo sauce. It is different. Real Alfreda
does not have cream in it. Goodness, Ryan, good morning, Oh.

Speaker 5 (33:41):
My goodness, Good morning, Elvis, Ryan.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
Everybody, let's let's mind meld. I'm thinking of a pasta.

Speaker 21 (33:46):
Go oh, what the whatever the Nate wanted?

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Oh no, that is not correct. Damn it, damn it.
I wanted it to be here. Thank you though. Right,
let's see, I'm thinking of a pasta. Vincent, good morning,
Good morning, Elvis.

Speaker 8 (34:10):
How are you well?

Speaker 1 (34:10):
Your name is Vinnie. I know you're Italian. I know
you know pasta more than anyone else.

Speaker 18 (34:14):
I do know.

Speaker 21 (34:15):
Pasta is my favorite food.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
Okay, I'm thinking of a pasta.

Speaker 21 (34:19):
Is it for folly, for fle bow tye?

Speaker 4 (34:22):
Pasta?

Speaker 1 (34:23):
That is not it?

Speaker 9 (34:25):
Damn it.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
Oh boys, this frustrating day of my life. Good morning, Nicole,
good morning. I'm thinking of a pasta.

Speaker 5 (34:39):
The shell pasta as in pasta.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
I love pasta shells, especially in the springtime, with a
little some peas and cream and.

Speaker 4 (34:49):
That's not it though, and spinach as well.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
I'll do that too. I'll stay here all frigging day
till someone guesses the pasta. Good morning, Kay, I'm thinking
of a posta. I mean, yes, what pasta am I
thinking of?

Speaker 2 (35:09):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (35:13):
It's yeah, you mean RIGATONI No, that's not it. But
you know what you're getting warmer, I'll give you a hint.
It's tubular. I'm thinking of a pasta, Gary, Gary, it's tubular.

(35:35):
What pasta am I thinking of? That's not it? But
thank you, delicious pasta. I'm gonna have one more. And
if Christina, if you don't get it, we're moving on
with our lives. Christina, I'm thinking of a pasta. But nah,
that's not it. I love I love Yok, not it delicious?

(35:58):
All right? You've been listening to I'm thinking of a pasta.

Speaker 6 (36:05):
What are you being tricky?

Speaker 24 (36:06):
Like?

Speaker 6 (36:07):
Is it low main?

Speaker 1 (36:08):
No? No, it's it's used in an Italian dish that's
very famous.

Speaker 4 (36:12):
Can you tell us?

Speaker 6 (36:14):
We're just gonna keep guessing all morning?

Speaker 1 (36:16):
Yes, Okay, it's written, it's written on this piece of paper.
It's tubular. That's all I'm going to tell you. Okay,
I'm telling you. I'm looking at the text messages and
I see someone did text it in. No, we've had
people ready to guess right here. Good morning, Cassie, Hey,

(36:36):
good morning, good morning. Do you love pasta?

Speaker 5 (36:39):
Oh my gosh, I do.

Speaker 21 (36:40):
I live on pasta?

Speaker 1 (36:41):
Me too, and we'll die on pasta. All right, I'm
thinking of a pasta. I'm giving you one chance, and
the only clue we've given you is it's tubular. What
is your guess?

Speaker 5 (36:53):
Yeah, I think I got it.

Speaker 21 (36:55):
I'm thinking of Pennae.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
You are so close, tricky, so close, But thank you.

Speaker 4 (37:05):
I can't believe nobody had guessed Penny before that. That's
kind of like the go to you know it.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
Thank you for listening, though, Cassie, thank you. She walks
away with her head held low. All right, it was
fun for a minute, but now the I'm thinking of
a pasta bit is getting a little crispy.

Speaker 4 (37:22):
Is it.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
It's one hundred dollars up for grabs. I wrote it
down on the shoet of paper. I'm giving you clues
and still no one is getting it.

Speaker 6 (37:30):
Okay, and you're not being tricky.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
I'm not being tricky at all. I'm thinking it's a pasta.

Speaker 6 (37:35):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (37:36):
Can we please let this end? Brittany? Please? Can we
put this to bead? Brittany? How are you good?

Speaker 10 (37:42):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (37:43):
I'm ready for I'm thinking of a pasta to be over?
All right? So it's tubular and acne. What pasta am
I thinking of? Hold on, who is that?

Speaker 14 (37:58):
That is my son?

Speaker 5 (38:01):
She is my two year old little guy.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
If he gets yeah, now, if you want one hundred dollars,
you can buy your son a lot of stuff. Now,
I'm thinking of a pasta. Calm down, I'm thinking of
a pasta. It's tubular. What pasta am I thinking of?

Speaker 9 (38:22):
Philip?

Speaker 5 (38:23):
I are thinking that? Holly Callie?

Speaker 6 (38:26):
When is it?

Speaker 1 (38:30):
Did you say Manicotti?

Speaker 4 (38:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (38:32):
Man, there is no God.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
Let me let me talk to him.

Speaker 13 (38:47):
He had his blinky so he's excited.

Speaker 23 (38:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
I get excited about that too. All right, well, thank
you anyway, Brittany. What's your son's name?

Speaker 3 (38:54):
Philip?

Speaker 1 (38:55):
You till Philip? We said, yeo, what's up? Than you?
Thanks for listening to us, though I appreciate it. Is
this ever gonna end? Ever? A question? Is manictti the
same as man man of God? Okay? Up here in
in New York they call it managut, which is just
that's how they totally totally obliterate the Italian language. Its

(39:15):
growing up where I did, I would watch the soprano yes,
and Tony be like, yeah it get some man of
got some, And I know what are these words?

Speaker 6 (39:28):
They are exactly how the mistakes mistakes.

Speaker 4 (39:32):
Tony soprano does not make mistakes.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
He's dead.

Speaker 11 (39:37):
I'll be the first to admit it was a mistake
saying it that way my whole life. But that's how
I was weaned, and that's how we will continue to say.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
Did you say weaned? W E A N E D.
All right, we move on. People are trying to like
slither in to uh to guess the pasta, even through
that that talk back feature on the iHeartRadio app Penny Pasta.
It's not Penny No is it called Selatini? No no, no,

(40:07):
no no no. I didn't know something so stupid would
make me so mad. I see, it's my fault. I
started it didn't take full Oh breakfast is here, let's hurry,
all right, where's the music? Scary? We ran out of space?
We didn't. You didn't run out of space. I can't

(40:27):
do the space. I can't do my contest without the music.
Come on, you don't have me, you don't have me.

Speaker 6 (40:36):
He's falling, he's flailing.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
It's now time to get back to I'm thinking of
a pasta. For the love of God, Brianna, I'm thinking
of a pasta for one hundred dollars. What pasta is it?
That's right, that is absolutely correct. I'm thinking of z

(41:00):
my favorite dish banked ZD. Yeah, Brianna, how did you
finally get it?

Speaker 8 (41:05):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (41:06):
I kind of just clicked ZD was on my radar
and then once you said actne, I was like, does it?

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Yes? It? Hello? Well, there you go. One hundred dollars
you want. This is the dumbest contest ever, almost as
dumb as I'm thinking of a fabric. Brianda. Enjoy your money,
Thank you for listening to us, and thanks for finally
putting this thing, putting this thing in the grave and
covering with lots of dirt. I appreciate it. Enjoy your day.

(41:33):
Hold on one second, there you go, z a dull
du All.

Speaker 16 (41:39):
Right, let's get to the three things we know. That
tropical storm, actually Hurricane Debbie made landfall as a Category
one storm. But how about this two ft I'm sorry,
I just totally messed that up.

Speaker 6 (41:50):
US Border Patrol.

Speaker 16 (41:51):
Is actually launching an investigation because seventy pounds of cocaine
washed up onto a South Florid of each all because
of Hurricane Debbie.

Speaker 6 (41:59):
A good Samaritan seventy thousands.

Speaker 16 (42:02):
A good Samaritan made the discovery yesterday morning. In the
Keys there were twenty five packages of the cocaine that
they've estimated has a street value.

Speaker 6 (42:11):
Of over one million dollars.

Speaker 16 (42:15):
Vice President Harris is expected to unveil her running mate
sometime today. The anticipated decision comes after Harris met with
Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro, Arizona Senator Mark Kelly, and Minnesota
Governor Tim Waltz over the weekend. Harris is scheduled to
kick off a multi day tour throughout a number of
number of crucial battleground states with her running mate this week.

(42:35):
And finally, a new study is highlighting two new risk
factors for Alzheimer's disease, a type of dementia. Research published
in the Lancet says that there's considerable evidence that high
cholesterol and vision loss could actually be listed as risk
factors twelve. I know right, I feel like every day
we're learning something new about Alzheimer's, and I'm fascinated by
all of it, and so much of it all comes

(42:57):
back to your lifestyle. Well excerc and keep your brain act,
keep your brain active. Learn things twelve. Other factors have
previously been identified, including head injury, physical inactivity, less education, smoking,
excessive alcohol consumption, high blood pressure, obesity, diabetes, hearing loss, depression,
air pollution, and infrequent social contact. It's estimated that nearly

(43:20):
seven million Americans have Alzheimer's disease. So if you can
stave it off, do your best, and those are your
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Speaker 1 (43:56):
All right, Danielle, what do you have today?

Speaker 4 (43:58):
Denine wants us to phone tap.

Speaker 10 (44:00):
Jenna works at a doctor's office and she doesn't like
when annoying patients call. So Janine just basically said call
an annoyer. So that's what we did, all right, and.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
Here we go.

Speaker 9 (44:11):
That's money. How can I help you?

Speaker 4 (44:13):
Yes, Hi, I need to make an appointment for my grandma.

Speaker 22 (44:15):
Okay, Linda mascalopsis.

Speaker 9 (44:18):
Has she ever been here before?

Speaker 4 (44:19):
No, she's a new patient.

Speaker 9 (44:20):
Okay, I don't have any new patients until December.

Speaker 4 (44:22):
You can put her down today for about one.

Speaker 9 (44:24):
She can't come in today.

Speaker 4 (44:25):
But she really needs to shut. Her hands hurt.

Speaker 9 (44:27):
No, but you don't understand we're not accepting new patients.

Speaker 22 (44:30):
I'll spell mascalpsis for you, okay.

Speaker 9 (44:32):
But the thing is is that she can't come in today.

Speaker 6 (44:34):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (44:34):
I'll call you back then tell you when we can come.

Speaker 22 (44:37):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 9 (44:41):
That's a good money. How can I help you?

Speaker 4 (44:42):
I need to make an appointment for a new patient.

Speaker 9 (44:44):
Okay, I don't have anything available until December.

Speaker 4 (44:47):
Well, it's my grandmother and her hands hurt and she
really needs to come today.

Speaker 9 (44:50):
No, No, you can't come in.

Speaker 4 (44:52):
I bet you could get your grandmother in there.

Speaker 9 (44:53):
Okay, but we're not talking about my grandmother right now.

Speaker 4 (44:56):
Well that's not fair. Then if you can get your
grandmother in, why can't you get mine.

Speaker 9 (44:59):
I can give you a for December.

Speaker 4 (45:00):
No, but by then my grandma's hands could fall off.

Speaker 9 (45:03):
Your grandmother's hand is not going to fall off.

Speaker 4 (45:04):
Her name is Linda Mashaalopsis.

Speaker 9 (45:06):
She cannot be seen today.

Speaker 4 (45:07):
How about tomorrow?

Speaker 9 (45:08):
We're out in the office tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (45:09):
How about on Friday?

Speaker 9 (45:10):
There's nothing I have available?

Speaker 4 (45:12):
Okay, thank you, you're welcome.

Speaker 9 (45:16):
Thanks off for the morning. How can I help Hi?

Speaker 4 (45:18):
My name is Marie okay, and my grandma really needs
to come in for an appointment.

Speaker 6 (45:23):
Her hands really hurt.

Speaker 9 (45:24):
Okay. Can I have the patient's listening?

Speaker 2 (45:26):
Sure?

Speaker 22 (45:26):
It's masculopsis.

Speaker 9 (45:28):
Okay, I can have anything available until December.

Speaker 4 (45:30):
Why are you such a meanie?

Speaker 9 (45:32):
I've told you, and I've told the rest of your
family that she cannot be seen today.

Speaker 10 (45:35):
If she doesn't get a shot, then she's not going
to be able to wrap my birthday presents.

Speaker 9 (45:39):
Okay, you're about the fourth or fifth person that called
in my simplication. What I know the situation. I know
her hands are hurting her, but your grandmother cannot come in.
She's a new patient. I'm not accepting new patients until December. Unfortunately.
I told that to everybody who's called me in reference
to your grandmama, and unfortunately, but that you cannot see her. Why, hello,

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that's the money. How can I help you?

Speaker 4 (46:01):
Yes, Hi, this is doctor Barnard and I'm calling for
Linda mascallopsis.

Speaker 9 (46:04):
This is doctor Barnard.

Speaker 4 (46:06):
Yes, I'm her physician.

Speaker 9 (46:07):
Oh you are what type of doctor?

Speaker 4 (46:09):
Are you a hand doctor?

Speaker 16 (46:11):
You have a PhD in a hand yes, bonology, phonology.

Speaker 9 (46:15):
Can you hold on my momy? Uh huh, it's the morning.

Speaker 5 (46:22):
How can I help you?

Speaker 4 (46:23):
I need to come in and see the doctor today.

Speaker 9 (46:25):
Are you a new patient? Yes, okay, I don't have
anything available until December.

Speaker 6 (46:30):
My hand's really hurt.

Speaker 9 (46:31):
I know your hands really hurt, and you have a
lot of grandchildren.

Speaker 4 (46:34):
My name is Linda Masks.

Speaker 9 (46:36):
I know what your name is, Hans, but unfortunately the
doctor cannot for you today. Why because the doctor is
busy with other patients today that.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
You're very busy.

Speaker 25 (46:46):
Now patient, Okay, enough, now Janet gets.

Speaker 4 (46:51):
Who it's got for.

Speaker 9 (46:53):
I know you're pretending to cry, but it's not really
going to work.

Speaker 4 (46:56):
Fortunately. I know what to tell you.

Speaker 10 (46:58):
What are you?

Speaker 9 (46:59):
What are you gonna?

Speaker 10 (47:00):
I want you to turn around and look at Janine
and say thank you so much, because you've just been
phone tapped.

Speaker 9 (47:04):
Oh my god. Hello, Hello Jennev.

Speaker 4 (47:14):
This is Daniel Manow and you've just been phone down.

Speaker 15 (47:16):
Oh my god, Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 19 (47:22):
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Speaker 15 (47:26):
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Speaker 1 (47:32):
Uh question, are you better looking, worse looking, or the
same as your significant other? Let's say you're you're dating, uh,
someone who's kind of hot. You know, You're like, yeah,
you're hot or maybe you're you know, I'm hotter here.
You know, you say to yourself, you know, no one
wants to play the comparison game. Now when you when

(47:53):
you're dating Gandhi, do you tend to gravitate to where
people you feel are hotter or of equal value whatever
or not value? I hate that word. Or you know
what I'm saying something.

Speaker 16 (48:04):
You think they're hotter than me? Yeah, like a lot
hotter than me yeah, I'm.

Speaker 4 (48:08):
Okay with it.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
Okay, No, I have no problem with it.

Speaker 6 (48:10):
I don't mind it. I like looking at him being like, hello,
I know I got that. Yeah, look what I landed.

Speaker 10 (48:16):
My husband just lost like some weight. He's been like
really working out and everything. He looked in the room
last night without his shirt on.

Speaker 4 (48:23):
I go, damn, you look good.

Speaker 10 (48:26):
He really you would really want him, now, Elvis, you
wanted him back in the day. You remember you you're
the one who introduced me because he didn't swing that way.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
Wait, we never really you know you you heard a
story that's not completely accurate.

Speaker 16 (48:41):
Any times he says this, he goes, no, I didn't.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
No, you make it sound like I was chasing your
husband around, trying to like grab him and take on
him or something. Look, that was not the case.

Speaker 4 (48:50):
When you were on the boat together. You had interest
when you met him.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
I surely asked him if he was gay. He said no,
that's the only thing that happen.

Speaker 10 (48:59):
You came in the next morning and you go, hey,
I met somebody for you, and I wanted him.

Speaker 4 (49:04):
But you know, swing that way, I'm gonna invite him.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
It sound like I locked him in my garage and
I tried to. I tied him. I tied him up
to a chair.

Speaker 4 (49:15):
I don't think that happened.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
It didn't happen.

Speaker 4 (49:18):
It's all good.

Speaker 6 (49:19):
There chairs involved. Are you guys throwing chairs?

Speaker 4 (49:21):
Throwing chairs off of a boat?

Speaker 9 (49:23):
Robbie?

Speaker 1 (49:24):
You and Lisa? How do you feel about that?

Speaker 13 (49:26):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (49:26):
God, at least there's a ten.

Speaker 12 (49:28):
At least there's a two. No, No, for real, no,
trust me, I have to work a little harder to
make sure I've been able to keep her around.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
Well now, I'll let me address that, because I feel
Alex is physically hotter than me. But you know, look,
I'm a catch. I think I'm a pretty hot. Well no,
I'm not porn star hot. But what I'm telling you
right now is I feel I make up hot and
this in other ways definitely. You know me, I'm a
chef in the kitchen and a hore in the bedroom.

Speaker 6 (49:57):
Oh yes, which is all I would ever want in
my life. So wait, too bad, you're not on my team.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
I'm all hore in the kitchen and a chef in
the bedroom. That's what's scary.

Speaker 11 (50:06):
I'm definitely dating up, but I do have my days
where I'm like, you know what, I look in the mirror,
I'm like, you know what, I'm as good as my
girlfriend today.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
Okay, okay, all right, Well.

Speaker 10 (50:22):
What don't we say when she walks in a room
and we go, damn scary. Why don't you just lock
that down?

Speaker 1 (50:27):
Let's go talk to Christy.

Speaker 7 (50:28):
Hey, Christy, Hi, Emis, how are you guys?

Speaker 1 (50:31):
Well we're doing let me just state for the record,
you know, this is just a fun conversation. I really
don't like getting into the into a world where we're
comparing looks to this. You know what I'm saying. I
just looks schmokes, you know what I'm saying. But anyway,
you're dating a guy and you feel he's way hotter
than you.

Speaker 4 (50:48):
Way hotter.

Speaker 23 (50:49):
Let's see.

Speaker 5 (50:50):
I was like, damn, he chose me.

Speaker 4 (50:52):
No, this is a joke, like he's just playing game.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
You know what, I'm gonna say something, and this may
be unpopular with you, Christy, I bet you're fifty times
hotter than you think you are.

Speaker 9 (51:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (51:03):
Maybe see come.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
On, when's the last time you looked in the mirror?
Went mmm, okay, I would do me, I would do
me a good Yeah, come on, yeah, I see this
my dad, Dad, that's my girl. That's what I want
to hear from you.

Speaker 6 (51:19):
I want to see pictures and judge for myself.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
There's no no judging. Judge Freezoe. All right, Christy, best
of luck with your hot guy and when you're done
with him, sending him over.

Speaker 5 (51:28):
I gotcha, all right, thanks.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
I had a dirty dream last night. I just remembered
about who it was. It was no, no, no, no, it
was disturbing, disturbing anyway. It was a hot dream. But
you know what, you feel guilty when you have a
hot dream but it's disturbing at the same time.

Speaker 16 (51:45):
Or it's about someone that you don't want it to
be about, and then you look at that person differently.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
That's the worst.

Speaker 21 (51:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
No, this was a total stranger. Hello, Savannah. I love
your beautiful night, Savannah Charge. Thank you. Your significant other,
you find you feel, is hotter than you, and she's
fourteen years older than you, and I know, but what
about you. Let's talk about how you feel about you.

Speaker 7 (52:07):
To me, because I listen to your show every morning,
and I was listening the other.

Speaker 21 (52:10):
Day when you were like reading yourself on one to ten,
And honestly, most days I feel like I'm a five
or a six today.

Speaker 5 (52:18):
I just feel like because I just I look terrible
on everything.

Speaker 3 (52:22):
But my significant other is freaking hot.

Speaker 21 (52:26):
Look, she's amazing.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
Keep in mind several things. Number one, when we all
have five or six days, because you know, we wake
up and just we're not in the mood. But it's
really funny how people who say what you just said,
I'm a five or six, everyone else around you is thinking,
you know, she's eight, nine, ten, So you know, give
yourself a lot of credit and congratulations on being in
a great relationship with someone. And how long have you

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guys been together?

Speaker 8 (52:51):
Oh, we've actually been together about going on a year
and a half.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
Good for you.

Speaker 21 (52:55):
And uh yeah, she's got two kids. I wasn't used
to that at first, just like a one were happy family.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
So I'm stike, good for you. Look, you're thank you
so much. I find you totally hot. And I'm a
gay guy.

Speaker 4 (53:07):
Say, other than Nate, most people don't think they're as hot.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
Yeah, Nazi. Yeah we should all be more like Nate.
Where you you wake up people learning and go I
buy ten. All right, Savannah, feel great about yourself. Everyone,
feel good about yourself. Look in the mirror and find
that thing that you love about you, that no one
else has going on, because you will find something you
gotta dig deep. Scary who chooses.

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Speaker 1 (54:46):
Hey, what is this I'm reading about how there are
some people who are triggered by and want to cancel
some emojis off our phones you life. Well, they're saying,
in particular people born between nineteen ninety seven and twenty nineteen,
otherwise known as Generation Z, they think there are emojis

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that are triggering negative passive aggressive conversation enders.

Speaker 6 (55:14):
There are some conversation enders, you.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
Know what, like goodbye? What's rom was saying goodbye or
putting a thumbs up like okay, we're done.

Speaker 16 (55:21):
A thumbs up, especially the yellow one is a very
I think, easy way to be, like I'm done, goodbye,
kay bye?

Speaker 6 (55:27):
Is what that means?

Speaker 1 (55:28):
That's the point. Well, some mean it's not mean.

Speaker 12 (55:33):
What does it mean if somebody says, hey, they got
something done. Like if somebody says, hey, I did it,
it's all done, thumbs up, you can't be like okay, thanks,
like appreciate it.

Speaker 6 (55:40):
I guess you can.

Speaker 4 (55:41):
You can, huh.

Speaker 6 (55:42):
Just to me, I'm like, oh so, I guess the
conversation's over. Okay bye.

Speaker 7 (55:45):
No.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
I do thumbs up all the time, and I do
the check mark that means the end of conversation. Yeah, yeah,
if you would have a meaningful conversation with me, it's
not going to be over text. I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (55:53):
I do like the check mark better than the thumbs up.

Speaker 6 (55:56):
Yeah, I do too.

Speaker 4 (55:56):
It's less offensive. I don't know why the thumbs.

Speaker 6 (55:58):
Up with no race assigned to it, it feels extra cold.
I don't know why the yellow one.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
Okay, all right, so you're a little triggered, little bit,
a little bit passive aggressive. All right, So you're saying
the thumbs up is passive aggressive, yes, okay. Here's the
official list of canceled emojs. Thumbs up, okay, the red heart.
Now they're saying red heart is just as much a

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conversation ender as a thumbs up. Okay, the okay hand
you like to circle you make with your thumb used.

Speaker 16 (56:31):
Some people say the okay hand is a racist sign, too,
is it. Yeah, it's supposed to be a sign of
something else.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
Well, I'm sorry, I didn't know that.

Speaker 12 (56:39):
I used that as my dismissive like, yeah, okay, sure,
I'm going to do that.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
Other canceled emojis include my favorite, the check mark, because
I'll go like, hey, Nate, what time is Bobby Flay Tomorrow,
He'll say eight to twenty, and I'll send a check mark,
meaning end of conversation. We don't need to discuss it anymore. Okay,
Am I triggering you when I give you a check mark?
I don't get triggered by that.

Speaker 10 (56:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
Also, now the pooh emoji?

Speaker 6 (57:03):
No, no, no, nope, that's a good one.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
What makes that one good?

Speaker 6 (57:07):
I don't know. It's a pool emoji. Why would you
ever cancel it?

Speaker 1 (57:09):
Well, they're canceling it. Also the loud crying face. Why
I'm having a really bad day? Well, when they canceled
my favorite show, loud crying face. The monkey covering his eyes.

Speaker 4 (57:19):
I love the monkey.

Speaker 6 (57:20):
That's my favorite one.

Speaker 4 (57:21):
The monkey.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
Why is that triggering?

Speaker 16 (57:23):
I okay, I don't know why it's triggering to them.
But the monkey covering its eyes that I think is creepy.
Is a lot of guys will send you a creepy
d M and then add that at the end like oops.

Speaker 6 (57:33):
I didn't mean to send that. I hope I'm not
offending you, and it's extra creepy. Okay, yeah, I hate it.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
Also, clapping hands. They want to they want to erase,
no and totally delete.

Speaker 10 (57:42):
You did something good that you should get in the
flu see.

Speaker 16 (57:46):
I use it as I'll put it between words like
I do not care exactly.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
You see. That's triggering me.

Speaker 6 (57:52):
It is leave that one, the lipstick.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
Kiss mark, No, they're saying it needs to be canceled.
And the grim face, which is I don't even.

Speaker 4 (58:01):
Know what the prayer hands. I'm really hoping we'll.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
Be canceling that next week day. Come on, I'm sorry,
dumb asses.

Speaker 16 (58:10):
As long as they don't mess with my black moonface,
we're all good.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
You know what that was where I sold you're canceled.
One of the first emojis you ever sent me was
black moonface.

Speaker 6 (58:17):
That's my favorite one. I send it to everybody. It
says so many things.

Speaker 16 (58:22):
You know what, what does it say whatever I wanted
to say at the moment.

Speaker 4 (58:29):
Do you ever type in an emoji?

Speaker 10 (58:30):
It never doesn't come up because it doesn't exist. There
are so many I want to send, and I'm like,
I want to send.

Speaker 4 (58:35):
This and it doesn't come up with it doesn't exist.

Speaker 1 (58:39):
My response to this article middle finger emoji. Seriously, black moonface,
you see you can get away from black moonface. I cannot.

Speaker 6 (58:49):
No, you can.

Speaker 16 (58:49):
The black moonface, it just looks so naughty, like it's
up to some nonsense. So that's why I like it,
because it can accompany so many other things. The black
moonface with a knife, you know what I'm trying to
say to you. Black moon face with the nails. You
know what I'm trying to say to you.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
It says a lot. It's expressive, you know. Look, if
I call you, which I really do, I'm rarely on
the phone. Ever, if I call you and we're okay, good,
I'm glad we got that figured out. Have a great day.
I'll talk to you tomorrow. Okay, bye bye click, that's
a proper goodbye. I just don't feel like texts are there.
Texts are there to abbreviate your life. So if we're like, hey, gandhi,

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lunch noon today, yes, check mark done.

Speaker 16 (59:27):
Yeah, I guess that's not so bad. The way you're
describing this doesn't feel as bad as the way.

Speaker 2 (59:31):
I take it.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
Well, look, look on your phone. It's a text that
we've shared. Okay, and let me know if you see
any that are passive aggressive and triggering.

Speaker 16 (59:41):
I don't feel passive aggressive stuff from you really ever.

Speaker 1 (59:44):
Well, who in this room are you receiving passive aggressive text? Yes, room,
maybe no one because we're a family.

Speaker 6 (59:51):
Probably be Nate.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
No.

Speaker 10 (59:54):
The problem is in a text message sometimes you just
don't know how they mean to say it. And I
think a lot of time people take things the wrong
way and you're like, no, no, I didn't mean it that way.
It's just it's hard to get it across in a text.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
That's the nuance of texts, though it always has been. Yeah, Frog,
I am.

Speaker 12 (01:00:09):
Quite relieved that of the ten that you named canceled. The emojis,
they're not the egg plant of the peach.

Speaker 6 (01:00:15):
Right, leave those alone.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
They're fine. Those are very well used. What's that story?
I think this texter nailed it.

Speaker 11 (01:00:23):
They said that gen xers think the thumbs up actually
means cool and aokay, because in our generation when you
do the thumbs up or the aok that need those
are positives.

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
But there's something lost in translation between gen x and geners. Well,
they feel it's passive aggressive.

Speaker 11 (01:00:39):
But it's lost in translations.

Speaker 12 (01:00:41):
Oh my god, I'll have to start using the thumbs
up more now. Is have to be one of my
favorite emojis.

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
Now that I know it's so dangerous, right, let me
let's talk to Chris over here.

Speaker 5 (01:00:53):
Hello, Chris, Hey, guys, how's everybody doing.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
Oh you know what thumbs up?

Speaker 5 (01:01:01):
Oh my god? I hate the thumbs up?

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
Now are there emojis that you find are well personally
you find passive aggressive and dismissive.

Speaker 5 (01:01:12):
Yeah, it's totally the thumbs up. It's more, it's not
even passive aggressive.

Speaker 25 (01:01:15):
It's just like an F you.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
Oh no, that's the middle finger. Actually, okay, so you're
saying it's you, Chris. Why do you feel that, like,
in what way can the thumbs up be used at
the end of a text that makes you feel like
they just send you an F you?

Speaker 5 (01:01:33):
You know, I don't even think that people typically mean that.
I just for some reason when I see it, I
just I almost see red and I'm just like, oh
my god, how could you just give me a thumbs
up and end it and say F you?

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
Wow? So that is what it is. You feel like
you feel like you've been dismissed. You've been dissed.

Speaker 5 (01:01:52):
I do, yeah, yeah, maybe I have like rejection and
anxiety or something. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
Let's let's not make this an issue that you have.
I just want to I just want to know, like
why you feel that way, because I will tell you
if you and I especially if you if we work together. Chris,
and we had a quick dialogue on text, and I
sent you the thumbs up. That means, Okay, I hear
what you said. Yeah, let's move on. And I do
dismiss it. I dismiss our conversation. So you're you're saying
that you feel that's rude. That's the rude one.

Speaker 7 (01:02:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:02:20):
I feel like to say okay.

Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
Bye, or you know, would be better if I said, Okay,
I'm glad we had this exchange. You go have a
great day and let's talk later. Is that what you'd
rather have than a thumbs up?

Speaker 5 (01:02:30):
Yeah? And I don't even need all of that dialogue,
Like I don't need quite that much even just you know, great.

Speaker 4 (01:02:37):
Okay, I got it, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
Yeah, you need you need closure on the text, is
what you're saying.

Speaker 5 (01:02:42):
Yes, I need closure in words.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
Okay. So some people who just put the letter K y,
Oh my god, I hate the kN be honest, I
hate the K as well. I hate the K. I'm
with the other one, all right, Chris with a K
and we thank you for listening to us, and you
have a great day, and we'll see you and over

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and out. And I hope you have a lovely, lovely,
lovely lunch today and great dinner tonight.

Speaker 5 (01:03:15):
I really do appreciate all of that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
Okay, all right, take care of Chris. There you go.
She's like, Okay, you're just missing me. I'm like in me,
I'm like, yes, I am.

Speaker 6 (01:03:27):
I mean, so we're all on the same page here exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
Not with Chris. I love Chris, but I'm saying, please
don't read so much into the text as they are
an emotional bonding moment.

Speaker 10 (01:03:40):
All right, let's talk about relationships, shall we.

Speaker 4 (01:03:45):
Jennifer Lopez' but Afleck.

Speaker 10 (01:03:47):
Yeah, they're saying that it may have been tenser than
people thought, that they had not been talking to each other,
so that was why it was harder to finalize a
divorce agreement. But they do have a prenup apparently, and
the only asset that they have to divide is that
Beverly Hill's mansion that they're trying to sell right now,
So maybe it won't be as hard to part ways
as we thought. A pro at this at this point,

(01:04:08):
it's just I know, well she has been divorced a
few times. So I'm sad because I really thought because
she I just thought that they that was it for them.

Speaker 4 (01:04:17):
I know, I'm sing, I really I really did so sad.
Pornsite has offered that French pole.

Speaker 10 (01:04:22):
Vaulter a two hundred and fifty thousand dollars to do
a one hour webcam show where he exposes it all. Okay,
I'm sorry. Two hundred and fifty thousand dollars is absolutely nothing.

Speaker 6 (01:04:33):
You need an hour?

Speaker 10 (01:04:34):
Yeah, that's crazy, nothing exactly I'm gonna say.

Speaker 4 (01:04:37):
He's gonna probably say no. His name's Anthony.

Speaker 10 (01:04:39):
By the way, if you don't remember, this is ridiculous.
Maybe if they offer him, like, you know, a million
for a z egg plant.

Speaker 4 (01:04:46):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:04:46):
Do you think everybody knows what we're talking about? Like
what happened?

Speaker 10 (01:04:50):
Well, the French pole vaulter from the Olympics. There's lots
of pictures of him, and he's packing.

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
I watched out.

Speaker 10 (01:04:57):
His name is Anthony Almaradi. If you want to google him,
the images will come up.

Speaker 6 (01:05:01):
So he made it all the way over and then
his dinger knocked the pole.

Speaker 10 (01:05:04):
Yes, so the poor guy, all right, so dozens of
celebrities showed up for women's gymnastics because that's the big
one that everybody wants to see, and so many people
decided they were going to go to the Olympics and
actually watch in person. Nicole Kidman, Natalie Portman, Serena Williams,
Bill Gates, Tom Cruise, Tommy Hawk, I mean Tony Hawk,
not Tommy Hawk, Tom Brady, Lady Gaga, Nick Jonas, I

(01:05:25):
mean Spike Lee. The list goes on and on and on.
So lots and lots of.

Speaker 4 (01:05:28):
People were there.

Speaker 10 (01:05:29):
Serena Williams is calling out the Peninsula Hotel in Paris
for denying her and her family access to their rooftop
restaurant even though it was basically empty.

Speaker 4 (01:05:38):
And the US men's basketball team.

Speaker 10 (01:05:40):
Decided, you know what, We're gonna pay our own money
to stay at a better hotel.

Speaker 4 (01:05:44):
They paid fifteen million bucks.

Speaker 10 (01:05:45):
They didn't want to be in the village because of
the cardboard beds and the lack of air conditioning, so
they did their own thing.

Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
So there you go.

Speaker 4 (01:05:52):
This is pretty cool.

Speaker 23 (01:05:53):
We know.

Speaker 10 (01:05:53):
Beatlejews is hitting theaters on September sixth, launching on Monday
for the first time ever. You can buy an actual
ticket to see a movie in Beetlejuice Beetlejuice in rope Blocks.
In the game, players will explore spooky worlds from the
original and the new movie, and when you make a
ticket purchase, it unlocks really cool exclusive avatar items. So
it's a cool way to buy your ticket and get

(01:06:14):
some other cool things in return if you're a fan
of roapeblocks. TI got arrested on Sunday night at Atlanta's
Hartsfield Jackson Airport, but it turns out it was a
little bit of a misunderstanding.

Speaker 4 (01:06:26):
There was a warn out for a guy.

Speaker 10 (01:06:27):
His name was Clifford Harris, who happens to have the
same real name as Ti, and Clifford was wanted in
Baltimore for a bunch of things. The thing is, Clifford
weighs like two hundred and five pounds and Ti only
weighs about like one hundred and sixty five pounds, so
they kind of looked different. But anyway, he got arrested.
They figured it out and thankfully all is okay.

Speaker 4 (01:06:47):
But it's just it's just crazy.

Speaker 10 (01:06:49):
And let's see, how about our boy ed Sharon. He
posted a clip of himself playing Pokemon Stadium on the
stadium jumbo tron during his mathematics tour in Lithuania.

Speaker 4 (01:07:00):
And he said, if I wasn't a musician, I'd be
a virgin. And so a lot of people thought it
was very funny.

Speaker 10 (01:07:05):
And then people said, oh, you said you didn't like
video games.

Speaker 4 (01:07:08):
Were you lying?

Speaker 10 (01:07:09):
And he wrote back, Pokemon is in a video game.
It's a lifestyle choice.

Speaker 4 (01:07:13):
So there you go.

Speaker 10 (01:07:15):
What are we watching? Of course, primetime Olympic coverage, It continues.
You've got the nineteen season for me of Hard Knocks,
the training camp with the Chicago Bears, and if you
want some funny use Olympic Highlights with Kevin Hart and
Keenan Thompson.

Speaker 4 (01:07:25):
And that is my Danielle Report.

Speaker 1 (01:07:28):
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It's a podcast where he interviews our favorite actress and artists.
Tommy who's on the podcast this week?

Speaker 26 (01:07:38):
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She stars in the Netflix hit series Copra Kai and
she opens up about the sixth and final season, which
is out now. You don't want to miss it.

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Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
There's always people that have something to be mad at.
Scary is on a tear. I don't think scary usually
and we all agree, Scary is usually the guy who
is the happiest. He's always laughing and childish and fun. Right,
it's enough. We could sit here and just insult you
until you believe, but you would never ever be in
a bad mood. Today we saw a side of Scary.

(01:08:42):
He is so mad. His dog is so skald. Oh
look look at him. This gets to me. Okay, listen,
I love life. You know exactly what you just said
out every one while you're mad? Why are you mad?

Speaker 11 (01:08:55):
I'm mad because how does a breakfast place screw up
the one thing they're supposed to do.

Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
Right is man's eggs? Okay, so we just ordered breakfast
from this place and they screwed up his refid. He's
over there throwing it in the trash can. Then he
takes it out of the trash can and rethrows it
back here.

Speaker 11 (01:09:16):
They burn the omelet. How do you burn an omelet?
The bacon is his greasy as hell? The toast wasn't toasted,
it was flimsy. I'm so the only thing I ate
was some of the avocado. That was the only standing
in graceful was.

Speaker 1 (01:09:28):
Sitting there and I you know me, I'm like, well,
you know, at least you have some great avocado for breakfast,
and it's good for you.

Speaker 11 (01:09:33):
It's the good fat, you know, yes, your breakfast place,
and we're paying high prices. Learn to do breakfast right.
Don't burn my damn egg? Are you telling them to
do better with breakfast?

Speaker 13 (01:09:44):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:09:45):
They're brown? How do you have a brown omelet?

Speaker 4 (01:09:47):
How do you burn eggs?

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
But he's but look look at you, how mad he
is compared to what he's actually mad as There.

Speaker 11 (01:09:54):
Are people right now that are stopped for breakfast somewhere
and on their way to work, and they are doing
the same thing.

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
They're eating subpar food.

Speaker 11 (01:10:03):
They're eating breakfast with the with the eggs that are
brown as the day is long. Put some more butter
on the damn grill. What does it take to do that?

Speaker 1 (01:10:11):
Don't sprint with some pat So you're mad? So you
are mad as a dog. You know what I'm talking about.
But they suffer and they stay with it. They don't compare. Oh,
hold on, I understand it. Let's well, I tell you what.
Let's steal a bit from our friend Charlet Magne from
the Breakfast Club. Why are you mad? Now we know
why Scary is mad? Scary I mean scary is mad.

(01:10:33):
I mean he's not putting this on. I saw him
slamming stuff around a minute ago during the song. He
is just like you are at your breaking point. You know,
breakfast is my favorite meal. You know that I love
my eggs. I just want a nice, silky, soft smooth
I know you do. I know, I know you Diggs
are yellow? All right? Can we can we try to
find he's a different breakfast? I mean, okay, all right, Gandhi,

(01:10:56):
why are you mad?

Speaker 16 (01:10:58):
I am so pissed because you know how much I
love dogs, specifically my sisters went downstairs to get my
morning hello from Smidge.

Speaker 6 (01:11:07):
Smidge was nowhere to be found. We're Smedge packed.

Speaker 16 (01:11:09):
They packed up her backpack and took her to school
without letting me say good morning or goodbye. And I'm
pissed because I know how cute she looks a little
backpack getting ready to go out the door. Nope, no,
Smitge for me. I have to start my day with
you guys. I guess dogless, dougless, that's my favorite part
of the morning.

Speaker 6 (01:11:25):
I'm so mad.

Speaker 1 (01:11:26):
But look, you you are mad. You're you're very disappointed
at which which turns into mad.

Speaker 6 (01:11:32):
I just hate.

Speaker 16 (01:11:32):
Texting the hell out of the two of them, like,
are you crazy you leave without letting me say goodbye
to Smitche.

Speaker 6 (01:11:37):
Okay, that's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
Wait, Diamond, are you mad at anything?

Speaker 2 (01:11:40):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:11:41):
Not today?

Speaker 1 (01:11:41):
Okay, that's a first. Scotti Bee, you're always mad at something?
What is Scotty be mad at today?

Speaker 19 (01:11:48):
I'm just mad that everybody keeps congregating in here and
I cannot concentrate on the show.

Speaker 1 (01:11:51):
I know, you know what, and I'm tired of them
congregating in there too. It's a separate studio and every
time I look up, Nate is over there, and Scary
was in there yelling about his breakfast. I needed him
in here, you guys, I'm gonna lock this friggin door.
Yes please, This is why I'm mad, because you guys
keep leaving the show like this is the venting room
in here. I don't understand. All right, everyone stay out
of there. Furthermore, Oh, hold on, Scary is mad again?

(01:12:15):
Hold on?

Speaker 9 (01:12:15):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:12:16):
Are you? Are you irish? Are you scary? Medigan? People
are saying, butter is what makes eggs brown? No, butter brod,
butter is what makes him brown?

Speaker 11 (01:12:25):
Slow and low is the tempo of cooking an olive.

Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
Thank you, thank you? My god, he's gonna bust a
button all right? Uh, Nate, why are you mad?

Speaker 8 (01:12:36):
Oh my god?

Speaker 9 (01:12:37):
What?

Speaker 7 (01:12:38):
Ah?

Speaker 1 (01:12:38):
This gird? I had that chicken thing a second ago,
and I've got this burp that is sitting right here
and it can't come out. You know what, You've been
complaining a lot about your gurd lately. You really should
go see a doctor because we're tired of We're mad?
Are you complaining of bitching? IMMONI every day?

Speaker 4 (01:12:54):
I thought you did see a doctor. And that's how
you got.

Speaker 1 (01:12:55):
To No, I'm self diagnosed, all right, So that's mad.
Like you eat something and you burp for like an hour.
I know, I know, But what you're mad at is
your fault. I'm pretty good. I've been to enough doctors
and I know what I'm doing. No, No, but you I know.
But you're mad because you gave yourself gird. All right,
there you go. Why are you mad? Gird McGirt? You

(01:13:18):
are gird? You you got in the club? Who else
is mad? I'm mad? Okay? This is what insurance companies
when you try to like go get stuff done and
talk to her you haven't like to have a procedure
done it or something like, they turn everything down, like

(01:13:41):
you have to go in and get a cat scan
or something something that could be life threatening. And you
get a recording calling your your phone saying we're sorry, mister,
we cannot give you. And then you know there's a
supposed to coverage. Do you know how much money we
pay an insurance every year? You know, any money we
pay for health insurance and they don't do it. You

(01:14:01):
have to fight with them every step of the way.
I'm very mad. Hate them, the mad ones anyway, and
the good ones are good. Hi, Elaine, why are you mad.

Speaker 20 (01:14:14):
At?

Speaker 24 (01:14:14):
At Like four minutes ago, some lady was just trying
to merge it in front of me, and I wouldn't
let her. So she closed down her windows, starts having
a conversation with me and goes, yo, bitch, don't make
me get out of my car and come after you.

Speaker 1 (01:14:27):
Who wow, Okay, Well, is there a reason why you
didn't want to let her in? And not that she
has the.

Speaker 2 (01:14:35):
Right to yell no?

Speaker 24 (01:14:37):
Yes, Because right before the merge it was one lane
and she had been tailgating me on my tail in
my car the whole time and trying to pass me
on the right.

Speaker 8 (01:14:46):
Well, no, it's a one lane move.

Speaker 5 (01:14:48):
No, you're not getting in.

Speaker 24 (01:14:49):
And then it went into kew lane, So no, I wasn't.
I would have let a hundred other.

Speaker 5 (01:14:53):
Cars in front of me instead of this lady. But
I was sitting trying to drive.

Speaker 24 (01:14:56):
Like a lady right and no, bo her window right
next to me, and I.

Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
Called you a bitch. She called you a bitch.

Speaker 8 (01:15:04):
Yeah, And I'm telling you I was having a yesterday.

Speaker 7 (01:15:07):
It was just my birthday.

Speaker 8 (01:15:08):
I'm still like.

Speaker 5 (01:15:09):
On my birthday high and I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
Like, Yo, don't want that woman dull your shine, not
at all.

Speaker 24 (01:15:16):
Oh I was so, I was thinking, how bad, like
need to not get any more scrauch.

Speaker 1 (01:15:24):
She's going to be on your mind too much today.
We gotta find a way to get her off your mind.
You didn't funny how we remember it. I'm I find
myself in the shower, mad at things that happened three
years ago. I'm like, damn it, yeah, I'm still mad.
All right, you take it easy, I'm sorry, what's wrong?
Hold on, I gotta go. Nate has gird. It's ridiculous.

(01:15:45):
I took my pepsi complete this morning and it's not doing.
You need to choose some tongue and.

Speaker 4 (01:15:51):
The scotty so that we know what the hell's actually
going on there?

Speaker 2 (01:15:54):
Gerdy?

Speaker 1 (01:15:55):
I know, yeah, gerd. How do we do a show
and the producers there in the corner going somebody text goes,
you might have hyatl hernia. Look at you, mister. I
know it all in the medical field, and you know,
we gotta go. Elaine, you have a better day. At
least you don't have gird. Thank you. Oh god, this

(01:16:19):
is a most dysfunctional show. I got a producer of
here screaming in the corner. I got scary yelling because
his eggs are burnt. Hold on, people are mad? Hello, Rachel,
why are you mad? By the way again, thanks to
Charlemage for letting us rip off his bit called why
you madmate? Heaving the roommates that leave dishes and sinks?

(01:16:40):
You know what, that's what Danielle complains about. Her kids
leave dishes and sinks. So she went like an entire
week and didn't take one of them out. Just leave
them in there. Let they let the flies and the
cockroaches just congregate in your sink. You know what, did
you tell your roommate, Hey, yo, let's clean out the sink.

Speaker 25 (01:16:58):
I will want you to wake up.

Speaker 1 (01:16:59):
Yeah, yeah, no, don't no, don't let them sleep. Wake
them up. Hey, wake up, Get you ads in there
and clean out the saint take control, Rachel, Lets you
sink too, Okay, okay, all right, don't be mad.

Speaker 6 (01:17:12):
Here you go, all right, you're three things.

Speaker 16 (01:17:14):
Yesterday was a disaster of a day on Wall Street.
A global market selloff caused the Dow Jones Industrial average
to have its worst day in almost two years due
to fears that the US economy is heading into a recession.

Speaker 6 (01:17:26):
Investors are also worried that the Federal.

Speaker 16 (01:17:28):
Reserve may be too late in cutting interest rates to
help support an economic slowdown. At the closing bell, the
Dow Jones Industrial Average lost a whopping one thousand and
thirty three points, the SMP five hundred shed one hundred
and sixty points, and the Nasdaq plummeted five hundred and
seventy six points. Everybody crossed your fingers because we're hoping
that changes.

Speaker 4 (01:17:48):
Today, right, yes, and uh huh, it's better.

Speaker 16 (01:17:51):
The American Red Cross says there's an extreme shortage of
blood across the nation. Last month, extreme heat impacted blood
drives across the country, resulting in a twenty five decrease
in blood donations. As a thank you and an incentive,
people who donate this month will receive a twenty dollars
Amazon gift card. So if that entices you, we need
your blood and you might get some money. And finally,

(01:18:12):
the United States women's national soccer team will attempt to
advance to the gold medal match. Today, the US plays
Germany in a semifinal match. Team USA advanced to the
semifinals with a one zero win over Japan last Saturday.
The winner of the US versus Germany match will play
the gold medal match Saturday. Meanwhile, the US added eight
more medals at the Paris Olympics.

Speaker 6 (01:18:32):
Team USA now up.

Speaker 16 (01:18:34):
To seventy nine total medals, including twenty one gold that
actually ties China now for the most gold so far.
The Chinese sit in the second overall standings with fifty
three total medals, France is in third with forty eight
and someone Biles added a silver medal to her collection
as she wraps up her time at the Olympics. She
finished right behind Brazil's Rebecca Andrade in the women's floor

(01:18:54):
exercise final. Her Team USA teammate Jordan Childs earned theron
bronze medal, and the silver gives some moone Biles eleven
overall in her Olympic career. She has left the door
open to trying to compete in the twenty twenty eight
LA Olympics, which would be really cool. And those are
your three things, I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:19:14):
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Speaker 2 (01:19:40):
Elvis Duran in the Morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:19:42):
Let's switch gears and talk about the Real House Moms
of Nakita.

Speaker 2 (01:19:49):
This should be a show.

Speaker 4 (01:19:50):
This is awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:19:51):
Okay, so I'm saying it right correct, NaKaT Knockat Yeah, okay, okay,
So Donkaty is it's a neighborhood near where you live
in Jacksonville, right correct? Yeah? Okay, So they have this
like all great neighborhoods have. They have the housewives of
you know. Enter the name of your community here online.

(01:20:13):
You can go on and bitch and moan. You can
find out if there's anyone who can come over and
clean your pool. You can like I've got a bed
for sale. Whatever. So read read the post that was
put on the Real House Moms of knakt.

Speaker 12 (01:20:26):
This was eight hours ago, so late last night. It says,
does anyone know any good divorce attorneys? I am tired
of my husband's bs. But they did not use bs.
They spelled it out fully, So why wouldn't you keep
something like this, I don't know, like to yourself or
talk to a friend or mean. And then there's fifteen comments.
The fifteen comments are all completely railing what she did.

Speaker 1 (01:20:53):
Yeah, she wanted to blow off some steam, but maybe
she really is reaching out for some advice. But what
what did they post below her comment?

Speaker 12 (01:21:01):
Get rid of him? He's lazy, do anything? And then
there are a few attorney suggestions of people that she
should call, So she's following her way.

Speaker 1 (01:21:12):
But I mean, these people are commenting, do they even
know who it is? They're just like assuming the guy's lazy.
I don't know, right.

Speaker 12 (01:21:17):
See, that's what's weird. Most of the time, when you
post in these forums, it says the person's name. All
it says is group member. The reason I only see
group member is because I'm not a member of the
real house Moms of Nakati Lisa is. I'm not because
I'm not a house mom, so therefore I'm not allowed
to be member.

Speaker 1 (01:21:34):
So she posts, does anyone know any good divorce attorneys?
I'm tired of my husband's b Yes, And then you
say all these posts come rolling through, and I wonder
if she woke up this morning and said, let me
go check and see if I have any answers. You know,
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:21:47):
I don't understand tho.

Speaker 10 (01:21:48):
Why Lisa doesn't just talk to you about it before
posting something like that.

Speaker 1 (01:21:51):
Oh my god, I know a lack of communication in
your house from anyway. But if you remember in one
of these neighborhood of posting groups or whatever, did they
get really deep? They get really slicing and dicing in
these things.

Speaker 12 (01:22:13):
Yeah, there's lots of snarky comments like, oh I saw
so and so last night left their garbage, I mean,
and it just it goes from there.

Speaker 10 (01:22:21):
We had somebody who was trying to find out who
the person was in the car with their other half
and posted the picture and said, can anybody tell me
who this was with my significant other? I'd like to
know because I think they're having an affair, And then
everybody gave their comments underneath as to who they thought
it was.

Speaker 6 (01:22:37):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:22:39):
Herefore, I just sent a text saying that Knocket is
Swinger Central, a community of living beyond their means and cheaters. Wow,
he well, you know what you know what you say, no,
but this is what their opinion is they're saying it's
the most surreal place ever cheaters and debtors.

Speaker 12 (01:22:54):
It's not that it's no swinging or whether I'm not
saying there's no swinging going on. It could be swinging on,
but it's not a community fellow swingers.

Speaker 21 (01:23:02):
No one.

Speaker 12 (01:23:02):
We've lived different three and a half years. Nobody's ever
tried to swing with us. Because nobody's ever tried to
swing with us, and I think at least is decently attractive,
somebody would have tried.

Speaker 1 (01:23:08):
To get that.

Speaker 12 (01:23:12):
I'm not expecting it from me. I'm just saying for her,
you would at least get an offer to I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:23:17):
People are checking in, uh Froggy, They're saying nockrate is
for swingers. Wow, I'm telling you obviously they see a
different perspective of Nockerate that I want.

Speaker 12 (01:23:27):
To talk to somebody who has who has actually had
success trying to swing with people in this neighborhood.

Speaker 6 (01:23:31):
I want to hear asking for a friend.

Speaker 4 (01:23:33):
Yeah, yeah, you want to zero one hundred.

Speaker 1 (01:23:36):
Tiffany on line twenty four. She has all the dirt
on what's going on in Noocrate. So Tiffany, first of all,
do you read the Housewives of Knackerate online.

Speaker 13 (01:23:46):
I do very, very silently.

Speaker 24 (01:23:48):
I just watched.

Speaker 1 (01:23:49):
So do you know who who that was that posted
about looking for a divorce attorney because her husband's full
of BS?

Speaker 17 (01:23:57):
I do not.

Speaker 13 (01:23:57):
So one of the features you can do is post
anonymous play and that person posted anonymously.

Speaker 1 (01:24:04):
Okay, so we're hearing there's a lot of swinging going
on there, but Froggy insists there isn't.

Speaker 13 (01:24:10):
What do you think, Well, Froggy, let me ask you this.
How long have you lived there?

Speaker 1 (01:24:17):
A little over three years?

Speaker 13 (01:24:19):
Okay. So there's a restaurant in like the main town
center area of Nakati that is the swinging subs.

Speaker 1 (01:24:27):
Oh, which restaurant is it?

Speaker 13 (01:24:30):
It's oh my gosh, your name just sent my mind.
It's right next to the public.

Speaker 1 (01:24:35):
So to the park, trailer park. Okay, yeah, the restaurant's
called trailer Park.

Speaker 21 (01:24:44):
Yes.

Speaker 12 (01:24:44):
So the guy's name is pray t r e Y
and it's it's spelled t r e y l o
r tray Lore then park.

Speaker 1 (01:24:50):
So it's like right, right, right, So this is where
swinging goes on. Okay, go ahead.

Speaker 13 (01:24:57):
So there's been a couple of times for my husband
and I have gone in there and there's huge groups
of people and we'd be watching couples come in and
then like slowly, those couples would break apart, and someone's
wife would be over with someone else's husband, and then
they would all leave, and there's there's a really large

(01:25:19):
hub there. Their symbol is upside down pineapple. You ever
see that in one's house? It's the thing, It's real.
I've lived there for about two and a half years,
and the messiness that I just saw was insane.

Speaker 1 (01:25:37):
Between because you don't want to get involved with that.
But wait, hold on, so Tiffany, So if someone hangs
the upside down pineapple in front of their house, that
means they're swinging. Do you just go knock on the
door and say, hey, let's do it? I mean, does
that work? Or how does that own their animal the
front porch waiting for you to walk by, How does
that work?

Speaker 2 (01:25:55):
Well?

Speaker 13 (01:25:56):
I don't share. Well, so I don't go knocking on
anyone's door. But I think it's just like it's like
the bat symbol, its symbol.

Speaker 1 (01:26:04):
It's just any people, now, Okay, Well, like if I
put a rainbow flag in front of my house, it
means possibly I'm gay and living in this house. But
it doesn't mean come on, knock on the door, come on,
knock on my door. So yeah, it's just it's a symbol.

Speaker 13 (01:26:22):
Well yeah, I mean, how many upside down pineapples do
you see? Normally they're up right? So it's a pretty clear, deliberate.

Speaker 12 (01:26:32):
Okay, well cool, I know where we're going to dinner tonight.
We're going to trailer park. Hey, we're going to trailer sir, tonight,
and the next night, the next night.

Speaker 1 (01:26:40):
Well, look, if every in Tiffany, I know you're you're
quietly keeping an eye on the housewives of Knock a
Tea online. If you see anything uh unruly or festive,
let us know you.

Speaker 13 (01:26:54):
Just give it, give it an hour or two.

Speaker 1 (01:26:57):
You know what you could turn out to be uh
uh what's your name from? Uh Brokerton or Breakerton or
whatever the show we're saying, Yeah, that way exactly. You
have all the gossip. Anyway, thank you for listening to us, Tiffany,
have a great day. Okay, y'all, thank you very much
for listening. Appreciate it. There you go. So it's naive

(01:27:21):
to think that there's not a little of that going
on in every neighborhood, because I know out here where
I live there's a lot they're all doing each other,
and they all have done each other. I mean, men, women, men, men,
you know the whole thing.

Speaker 16 (01:27:35):
I think it's so much more rampant than any of
us know about. And I think a big part of
it is discretion. So they don't just run around talking
about it to anybody on the radio. Froggy, maybe that's
why you're not getting the invite.

Speaker 1 (01:27:45):
Oh yeah, don't talk about it.

Speaker 12 (01:27:47):
But you know what, Lisa, Lisa does have a pineapple
welcome doormat at our front door. Maybe Lisa's doing some
stuff I don't know about.

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Speaker 2 (01:28:23):
In the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:28:26):
Hey, by the way, I don't need you pillow shaming me, Nate.
I don't know how you sleep in that bed.

Speaker 6 (01:28:33):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:28:33):
Okay, Well, first of all, you're not invited, so it
doesn't matter. Okay, fine, fair enough, Okay, Why where did
you see my bed? I was watching on Instagram. You
gave Max a treat apparently, and then you filmed him
followed him into your bedroom, which I know what that
looks like because it was your apartment. And uh, he
goes into this bed and he barely even gets onto
the bed because there's so many decorative pillows stacked from

(01:28:53):
the back leading towards the foot of the bed. So
it's a video of my dog grabbing a little chip.
We call it mister chippy. Yeah. And he runs into
the bedroom and goes to my bed to hide the chippy.

Speaker 8 (01:29:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:29:04):
And then he goes over one layer of pillows, then
another layer of pillows, then a third layer, and then
finally gets to I think the fourth layer of pillows deep.
Four pillows deep?

Speaker 20 (01:29:12):
Right, how do you have that many decorative pillow How
do you get into bed at night?

Speaker 1 (01:29:16):
What do you care? Am I the only person here?

Speaker 20 (01:29:20):
Like, there's no way you can possibly sleep without spending
forty five minutes taking those pillows off and stacking them.

Speaker 6 (01:29:25):
There's so dramatic.

Speaker 1 (01:29:26):
No, I hateive pillows. Yes, you act like with so
much drama, the kind of guy who had have a
lot of pillows. No, I'm anti anti decorative. I can't
stand you're a drama queen. No, I think.

Speaker 12 (01:29:39):
Danielle will agree that we have this in our guest room. Danielle,
when you come and stay in my house, is there
not seventeen decorative pillows on the guest pend There are?

Speaker 4 (01:29:46):
There are, and I have to take them all off?

Speaker 10 (01:29:48):
Who cares?

Speaker 2 (01:29:48):
Who cares?

Speaker 6 (01:29:49):
Put it back on?

Speaker 1 (01:29:50):
Because when you go to bed you're tired. It's a
fifteen minute job.

Speaker 4 (01:29:54):
Same in my house.

Speaker 10 (01:29:55):
My husband hates them. He does not let me if
I put too many, He's like, take them off.

Speaker 2 (01:29:59):
We don't.

Speaker 12 (01:30:00):
It's the same as decorative hand towels that you can't
dry your hands on in the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (01:30:04):
Why have they because they're pretty?

Speaker 20 (01:30:06):
Yeah, but these pillows, where do you put them? You
put them on the floor, it's all dusty and dirty. No, no,
you stack them on the on the top of the dresser.
I mean, I still I have like fourteen pillows stacked
on my dresser. They've been there for like three months
because I refused to let Heather put them on the bed.

Speaker 1 (01:30:21):
Here's my point. I don't know if you want to
bitch about my pillows on my bed or how I
put ketchup on the side of my fries rather than
on top. It's none of your business. Yeah, but why
do you get you get all but hurt about my pillows.

Speaker 20 (01:30:34):
I'm not judging because I saw it on your Instagram,
so I said, boy, you've got a lot of decorative
pillows there, because you really do. But yeah, how long
does it? Seriously? Can I ask a serious question? How
long does it take you to take them off of
the bed and ruders? Ten seconds at the most? What
do you do, like you jump on there and just
bounce around and have them fly off the bed? Again,
let me ask you, why do you care? Because I'm curious.

(01:30:56):
I want to know why people have so many decorative pillows.

Speaker 1 (01:31:00):
It over and stop being asked.

Speaker 6 (01:31:02):
It's for decorations. They're beautiful.

Speaker 1 (01:31:06):
You too, shut up back? What about the throws?

Speaker 11 (01:31:09):
You don't need throws to add the decative pillows you
need to throw and what it's the long, long cylinder.

Speaker 1 (01:31:17):
I don't have a body pillow.

Speaker 12 (01:31:19):
Those pillows are for biting net that's why.

Speaker 6 (01:31:24):
But on the same token, so my boyfriend hates on
my throw pillows too. I go to his house. He
has like two pillows, and I'm like, what do we
do with this?

Speaker 4 (01:31:32):
Can we give more?

Speaker 1 (01:31:33):
And that's all you need?

Speaker 6 (01:31:34):
I need more than one pillow.

Speaker 16 (01:31:35):
I like to have little like forts and be able
to hold one.

Speaker 1 (01:31:37):
Put Okay, I think I think you're missing my point.
My point is what does it matter? Why? Why do
you have to give me crap because of my pillows?

Speaker 20 (01:31:46):
I'm not giving you crap maybe as a by product,
but I was curious.

Speaker 1 (01:31:51):
But yeah, here's the video.

Speaker 6 (01:31:53):
People are going to be expecting something.

Speaker 1 (01:31:54):
Just count the layers of pillows. It's probably three or four.
Who cares? What brody, what's your philosophy? What's your pillows philosophy?
And the question I'm sure if you decorated a bed
it would be really beautiful. I decorated with my body.
That's all I need.

Speaker 11 (01:32:06):
Oh boy, I want to know if row one is
there to decorate Row two and is road two there
to decorate row three?

Speaker 1 (01:32:13):
Is that the thought process? Get away from me?

Speaker 4 (01:32:15):
You have four rows here, four roads.

Speaker 6 (01:32:20):
I like your four rows.

Speaker 4 (01:32:21):
I think it's beautiful.

Speaker 1 (01:32:23):
You're a pillow. By the way, I have a whole
new a whole new bed coming soon and all veil
no no, all new pillows, all new everything. We love
front Gate. You're a pillow hoarder, you know what. And
you're a pillow bier.

Speaker 26 (01:32:37):
I think.

Speaker 1 (01:32:40):
I just again, what business is it of yours? It's
not my business. I was just curious. I'm like observing
the wild here.

Speaker 20 (01:32:48):
I'm like watching some sort of animal digits, digg its,
burrow or something.

Speaker 1 (01:32:52):
I just want to know how you get those off
of the bed. Don't worry about it. Hello, Michael, Michael,
are you calling to scrutinize my pillow? Because if so,
I got you know, I'm I'm bad man.

Speaker 25 (01:33:03):
Anyway, I have pillows there on my bad So my
friend I have degative pillows and decorative hand towels are cute,
But my friend has decorative candles, so like she doesn't
light them, she just lets sit around her house.

Speaker 1 (01:33:15):
You know, I don't know how to feel about decorative candles.
I mean, there are some There is what they call
candle art, where it is a candle it's wax, and
they say you.

Speaker 25 (01:33:23):
Have to like light it to smell it and like
make your helm smell good.

Speaker 6 (01:33:28):
Sometimes they just smell good on their own.

Speaker 2 (01:33:30):
Though.

Speaker 1 (01:33:30):
Did you guys see the candle that Lady Gaga gave me?

Speaker 16 (01:33:33):
That thing needed to be like opened with some type
of security tool.

Speaker 1 (01:33:36):
It's weird. It's like a droopy face, Michael. And then
when you light the candle on the top, you light
it on the top, the wax drips down into her
eyes and form and then drips down her cheeks and
and so the wax, the wax drips down and forms
like like tears.

Speaker 6 (01:33:50):
Oh, I did not see that.

Speaker 1 (01:33:52):
You can see it. You can see what it's gonna
do if you light it, but you dare not light it.

Speaker 2 (01:33:56):
I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:33:57):
Okay, so let's move back to your decorative hand towel, Michael. Now,
now I'm getting all.

Speaker 12 (01:34:02):
As why can't I wipe my hands on those when
I'm done washing my name?

Speaker 1 (01:34:07):
Because they're decorative? Right?

Speaker 24 (01:34:09):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:34:10):
Yeah? Okay, well all.

Speaker 12 (01:34:12):
Right, well listen, do you have your initials on them?
What do they have your initials on them because usually
it has like your first initial on the towel.

Speaker 25 (01:34:23):
They're palm trees. My whole saboms palm trees.

Speaker 1 (01:34:26):
Of course it is thank you, Michael, have a great day,
you in your your handtouels? What decorators?

Speaker 11 (01:34:32):
Decorative pillows are a sham.

Speaker 1 (01:34:36):
That's stupid. It's so, it's so stupid, it's kind of cute.
Take a victory sip. Scary, Yeah, please do. Hello, Lindy, Hi,
are you as passionate about hating decorative pillows as straight? Mate?

Speaker 13 (01:34:55):
I can't stand them?

Speaker 7 (01:34:56):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:34:58):
Okay, So what do you have one little pillow in
your bed?

Speaker 14 (01:35:02):
I know I have two.

Speaker 13 (01:35:03):
I can't sleep with just one pillow?

Speaker 1 (01:35:05):
Right, So okay, but I like decorative pillows. Can't we
just agree to get along?

Speaker 2 (01:35:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:35:11):
Why do you? Why do you? Are you gonna get
a hard on for a decorative pillows too? I mean, seriously,
but Lindy, I will like them, so you don't judge me?
Are you judging me because I have decorative pillows?

Speaker 20 (01:35:25):
No?

Speaker 13 (01:35:25):
You just won't catch me sleeping on a bed with them.

Speaker 1 (01:35:28):
Okay, Well, guess what show you? I didn't invite you.
I guess why I can't come to yours. You don't
have enough pillows anyway, Thank you, Lindy. I have a
good day. People give me crap it on my pillows.

Speaker 6 (01:35:39):
Where do beds look though? If you walk in and
it's just two pillows.

Speaker 1 (01:35:42):
It does look like a pad.

Speaker 6 (01:35:44):
Type of thing. You need the decoration to be an.

Speaker 1 (01:35:46):
Adult whatever, to be an adult? What's scary, Elvis? How
do you feel about bedskirts? I think some beds need them,
some beds don't. It depends on the frame of the bed.
If you have a nice, cool frame, you don't need
a bed skirt. You don't want to cover it up.
Why do you have a problem with bed skirts?

Speaker 10 (01:36:02):
They look so nice because if not, then you see
the ugly you know, front of the bed and you
can cramp stuff under the bed and you can clean them.

Speaker 1 (01:36:10):
Yes, this is just and they're called dust ruffles. Get
out of here, Jack asked.

Speaker 4 (01:36:16):
They take work. They need to stem on when they
come out of the thing.

Speaker 1 (01:36:19):
So then I wrinkle, Geary, you hire someone to come
over every week. Don't get started with me. I will
you bougie buttholes of the first problem. I just cut
your skirts like that because they get dusty. I couldn't
ask my cleaning woman to clean them.

Speaker 10 (01:36:38):
But so dozens of celebrities showed up for women's gymnastics
at the Olympics. This is like one of the big
ones that everybody wants to be there to cheer on,
people like some own Biles and dozens of others of course,
Nicole Kidman, Natalie Portman, Serena Williams, Bill Gates, Tom Cruise,
Nick Jonas, Spike Lee, Tony Hawk, Lady Gagay. I mean

(01:36:59):
they were all there, so crazy. The list goes on
and on. Serena Williams, by the way, is calling out
the Peninsula Hotel in Paris for denying her and her
family access to their rooftop restaurant even though it was
basically empty, and the US men's basketball team shelled out
about fifteen million bucks to stay at an off site
hotel to avoid the Olympic village's cardboard beds and lack

(01:37:22):
of air conditioning. You know, they want to get a
good night's late so they can play well. A john
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its early days, no network, no streaming services attached to
it yet, but john Wick Under the High Table will
pick up right after John Wick Chapter four, so I
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announced Shrinking two, the season premiere.

Speaker 4 (01:37:45):
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Speaker 10 (01:37:46):
If you've never seen Shrinking on Apple TV on Apple
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Speaker 4 (01:38:17):
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And the nineteen season premiere of Hard Knocks Training Camp
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Mister Ran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:39:01):
So people are talking about why they've been blacklisted from
sporting venues and restaurants and bars, and then as I
brought it up, Gandhi immediately went, oh, I'm blacklisted.

Speaker 16 (01:39:11):
A little bit, I got into an argument at an
Indian restaurant about there to go policy with the buffet
because they would hand you a container and then they'd
hand you a little styrofoam bowl, and the styrofhoone bowl
was only for dessert, and I was like, well, I
don't want dessert, but I don't want the liquid like
the curry that I want to get to get all
over the rest of the food. So I just put
it in there, and they yelled at me about it.
They said, this is not for any type of thing

(01:39:33):
besides dessert because people don't want to mix the dessert.
I said, well, I don't want to mix the curry.
So what difference does it make. It's the same thing.
It's an all you can eat buffet. What does it matter.
We got into a huge fight.

Speaker 6 (01:39:42):
So in other words, so is your face on the wall?

Speaker 1 (01:39:44):
Had you wait it all out, it would have been
the same weight it would have been. So they're mad.
I don't know, so they put your face on the wall.

Speaker 16 (01:39:52):
My face isn't on a wall. But it's a family
owned restaurant, so they know me. So my sister was like, so.

Speaker 6 (01:39:57):
Am I allowed to go in there anymore? Like how
does this work?

Speaker 1 (01:39:59):
And I'm tried to go in. No, screw them, Well,
how do you know you're you're blacklisted?

Speaker 16 (01:40:04):
Because they told me they said they don't want you,
we don't need you here, we don't want you here.

Speaker 6 (01:40:07):
So I was like, oh, well that sucks, I know,
but then this is the best.

Speaker 16 (01:40:13):
So my sister did end up going because apparently she's
kind of a trader and really wanted Indian food. And
when she walked in, she said, you won your little
battle by the way that you got in a fight
with everyone about because now you can put anything in
the little bowl. But the price of the buffet went
up see what you.

Speaker 1 (01:40:25):
Did for everyone.

Speaker 6 (01:40:28):
But I refuse to go back there, and they won't
have me.

Speaker 1 (01:40:31):
Okay, So there's a store they sell everything in our neighborhood.
I'm not allowed in because I got into a fight
with the cashier because I went in. Okay, I wanted
to make lasagna. Okay, hear me out, But I wanted
to make it in those foil pans, the disposable pans.
And so the foil pans always came with the lid, right,
and they never sold them separately. Yea. So she says,

(01:40:53):
no lid, the lidd is is a dollar. I said, no,
it's not said the lid comes with the.

Speaker 4 (01:40:58):
Pants separated that to make more money.

Speaker 1 (01:41:01):
She said, I'm the manager of the store. I know what.
And I said, there's no sign that has a price
for the lid, and the only signs that are the
price for the bottom. And so I went in in
a circle with her. I said, I've been here before,
I got the lid from it is a part of
the deal. No, And finally she said, sir, and she
took she took the lasagna trade and put it back
behind the counter and she said you may leave now.

Speaker 6 (01:41:23):
Oh no, my god, did you leave quietly?

Speaker 1 (01:41:27):
And I said, well, no, I need this pan. She said,
well you can't get it here. She said, I would
rather you're not shop here.

Speaker 10 (01:41:32):
I've done that to somebody at like my garage sale,
Like they'll come over and they will want such a
cheap price on something that's already so cheap. My mom
and I have taken it out of their hands and go, yeah,
we don't really want you to have this, So we've walked, Wow,
you're gonna be that much of a cheap bathket What
can I know?

Speaker 1 (01:41:51):
And a garage said, right, what kind of other hashtag
blacklisted things do you see on Twitter?

Speaker 9 (01:41:55):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:41:55):
These are hilarious.

Speaker 16 (01:41:56):
So one girl was blacklisted from Uber because she said
she was a well known passenger who threw up every.

Speaker 6 (01:42:02):
Time I get it.

Speaker 4 (01:42:03):
I do too, that makes sense.

Speaker 16 (01:42:04):
Another guy got banned from his neighborhood hipster coffee shop
because he said he would walk in and deliberately order
a tall, skinny frappucino every time, and that's clearly a
Starbucks thing, so.

Speaker 6 (01:42:13):
They got set with him.

Speaker 1 (01:42:16):
That's but hurt.

Speaker 16 (01:42:17):
One guy broke a ping pong paddle after somebody else
got the table he had been waiting for so he said,
now no one's playing broke the ping pong pod.

Speaker 6 (01:42:23):
He should be blacklisted all of these work.

Speaker 16 (01:42:25):
I think they are really reasonable reasons. Another one spit
in the ice bin at a bar because the weight
the bartender was taking too long to get catrink.

Speaker 1 (01:42:32):
He should be blacklisted all of these people. Hey, Chris, Hey,
how you doing. I'm doing okay. So not Chris, but
his brother was blacklisted from someplace. Well where was he blacklisted?
And whine?

Speaker 14 (01:42:44):
So it was a local store called Chres. It was
kind of like an Oklahoma native store I remembers. But
he was blacklisted at the age of I think it
was like fourteen or fifteen for joy writing in one
of the motorized handicapped scooters in the parking lot and
getting the cops called on it.

Speaker 26 (01:43:01):
Oh gosh, I mean.

Speaker 14 (01:43:04):
And like the reason I say technically black was he's
much older now. He could probably go in and nobody
would know. Nobody would they're.

Speaker 1 (01:43:13):
Keeping an eye on here's the thing. They just say, hey,
stop doing that.

Speaker 14 (01:43:17):
Yeah, because you'd think and it was like it was
a first time thing, but just having the cops call you, Yeah,
But the phone call from my mom basically saying, hey,
I need you to go to I need you to
go to Cress pick up your brother. He's had the
cops called up, and I'm like, why what did he do?
Was he stealing? No, we're writing on a spooter.

Speaker 1 (01:43:39):
Yeah, I got it. Tell your brother said he should.
Does Crest even open any longer?

Speaker 7 (01:43:46):
Now?

Speaker 14 (01:43:47):
The few times, because I live in Tulsa now, I
listen to you guys here in Tulson. The A few
times I get down and Edmund, I still have friends
and a couple of family down there. A few times
i'm down there. I still see it, you do.

Speaker 1 (01:43:56):
It's one of those old stores, one of those old
stores that really never was great back in the day,
and now it's still around not being great. Making it
all right, Chris, thank you very much, have a great day.
Thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 14 (01:44:07):
All right, you guys have a great one.

Speaker 1 (01:44:08):
Thank you you too.

Speaker 12 (01:44:09):
Yeah, Frog, there's a mutual friend of ours I went
to a convenience store with one time in Fort Lauderdale
and he was buying just a coke and he handed
the guy at twenty It's like, I don't have change
for that. So then he went to use his debit card.
You gotta spend five dollars. And they got into an
argument together and the guy kicked us out. And we're
never either one of us are allowed to go back
to that convenience store anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:44:29):
Oh please, it's just stupid.

Speaker 4 (01:44:31):
I will remember you.

Speaker 1 (01:44:33):
It's just stupid. Do we have a call? Oh yeah, yeah,
yeah scary.

Speaker 11 (01:44:37):
So my Millie was blacklisted from roy Rogers the restaurant
for stealing.

Speaker 1 (01:44:41):
The fast food restaurant all from the stealing all the
pickles from the Fix's bar. So what did he do?

Speaker 4 (01:44:46):
Put him in a baggy and take them out?

Speaker 1 (01:44:48):
Yes, she used to bring her own foil.

Speaker 4 (01:44:51):
Foil, She's so cute.

Speaker 1 (01:44:53):
Old people can take all the pickles they want.

Speaker 4 (01:44:55):
If it's all you can eat, what does it matter?

Speaker 6 (01:44:57):
You can take all the pickles that's all you want
to eat?

Speaker 1 (01:44:58):
Well, you know I think that the all you can
eat is all you can eat? Well, why you're there right?
All you can eat for the next week.

Speaker 4 (01:45:05):
I can take it to go back. No.

Speaker 1 (01:45:09):
I understand that rule, though, don't you You know?

Speaker 2 (01:45:11):
I get it.

Speaker 25 (01:45:11):
I brought it.

Speaker 1 (01:45:12):
I brought an igloo cooler to the sizzler.

Speaker 6 (01:45:16):
I just feel like what happened to?

Speaker 7 (01:45:18):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:45:18):
Wh where?

Speaker 7 (01:45:19):
Right?

Speaker 21 (01:45:19):
Here?

Speaker 23 (01:45:20):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (01:45:20):
Leanne? High? Leanne? What's going on? H yeah? Where were
you blacklisted?

Speaker 5 (01:45:25):
Well from a local drug store for I'm not kidding,
spraying a perfume tester.

Speaker 16 (01:45:33):
It's a test, yea spray in someone's eyes.

Speaker 4 (01:45:38):
You suppose to spray a tester. You don't know how
it's melting.

Speaker 1 (01:45:42):
How did that conversation work?

Speaker 4 (01:45:43):
The purpose of it?

Speaker 1 (01:45:45):
How did that conversation work?

Speaker 5 (01:45:47):
I was like fifteen, and I wanted to swell it.

Speaker 13 (01:45:52):
I wanted to see what it was like.

Speaker 5 (01:45:54):
Sorry, spraying comes up to me.

Speaker 25 (01:45:55):
He goes, I'm gonna have to ask you the leaves.

Speaker 13 (01:45:57):
Now, And I was like, why you just read that?

Speaker 5 (01:46:00):
And I just was bewildered.

Speaker 13 (01:46:02):
I just scared him.

Speaker 1 (01:46:03):
They had the sticker, They had the sticker that said
tester her on it.

Speaker 5 (01:46:08):
It was like a half a bottle.

Speaker 1 (01:46:09):
You don't want to go there anyway.

Speaker 10 (01:46:11):
Maybe maybe because you were thirteen, you weren't going to
buy it, so you were just screw them.

Speaker 1 (01:46:17):
No, do you have any let's let's turn the tables.
Do you have any desire whatsoever to go back to
that stupid store?

Speaker 8 (01:46:25):
Not really?

Speaker 2 (01:46:25):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:46:25):
Yeah, all right, thank you very much. I don't blame it. Hello, Max,
Max is blacklisted from a Chucky Cheese. Tell them what, Max,
Tell them why you're blacklisted from chuck E Cheese?

Speaker 21 (01:46:42):
All right? So I was summing close and I'm not
sure why my parents felt like they need to throw
a party at check of cheese. So I'm already giving,
you know, killed by oh my friends, and they asked me,
you know, to go up and click pictures and stuff.
So Tucky and I was just not in the mood
and he just kept, you know, coming coming to me,

(01:47:03):
and I don't know, I just lost it.

Speaker 1 (01:47:05):
You lost it. You got into a physical altercation with
Chucky at twelve years old.

Speaker 21 (01:47:14):
Twelve years old?

Speaker 1 (01:47:17):
Who won that fight? By the way, Well, I don't.

Speaker 21 (01:47:20):
Think there was much of a fight, but it's the
fact that you know, he doesn't he doesn't have much
range of motion.

Speaker 1 (01:47:26):
No, no, and.

Speaker 4 (01:47:27):
If you knock his head off, you're going to cause
a lot of trauma.

Speaker 1 (01:47:29):
Yeah, a lot of kids.

Speaker 21 (01:47:30):
Oh yeah, it was quite easy to get, you know,
the best of him.

Speaker 1 (01:47:34):
But at the end of the day, you can't be
too proud about getting into a fight with Chucky. All right, Max,
thank you very much. One day.

Speaker 4 (01:47:43):
Were sorry.

Speaker 10 (01:47:45):
We were in the chuck E Cheese and all of
a sudden, my friend went into the closet and he
came out with just the head on and he started
walking around. They didn't lock the door, and so we
were just playing around the chuck E Cheese and I
thought he was going to give kids like a heart
attack because there was no body.

Speaker 4 (01:48:00):
Yeah, just the head of Chuckie.

Speaker 1 (01:48:02):
Come cant that we weren't. You're traumatized for life.

Speaker 2 (01:48:05):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Durande. Elvis Duran's phone tap?

Speaker 1 (01:48:10):
All right, Danielle, what do you have today?

Speaker 4 (01:48:11):
Janine wants us to phone tap Jenna.

Speaker 10 (01:48:13):
Jenna works at a doctor's office and she doesn't like
when annoying patients call.

Speaker 4 (01:48:17):
So Janine just basically said, call an Annoyer.

Speaker 1 (01:48:20):
So that's what we did, all right, and here we go.

Speaker 9 (01:48:25):
That's money. How can I help you?

Speaker 4 (01:48:26):
Yes, Hi, I need to make an appointment for my grandma.

Speaker 22 (01:48:29):
Okay, Linda mashcallopsis.

Speaker 9 (01:48:31):
Has she ever been here before?

Speaker 4 (01:48:32):
No, she's a new patient.

Speaker 9 (01:48:33):
Okay, I don't have any new patients until December.

Speaker 4 (01:48:35):
You can put her down today for about one.

Speaker 9 (01:48:37):
She can't come in today, but.

Speaker 4 (01:48:38):
She really needs to shut. Her hands hurt.

Speaker 9 (01:48:40):
No, but you don't understand we're not accepting new patients.

Speaker 4 (01:48:43):
I'll spell mascalpsis for you.

Speaker 9 (01:48:45):
Okay. But the thing is that she can't come in today.

Speaker 6 (01:48:47):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:48:48):
I'll call you back then tell you when we can come.

Speaker 22 (01:48:50):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 9 (01:48:54):
That's a good morning. How can I help you?

Speaker 4 (01:48:56):
I need to make an appointment for a new patient.

Speaker 9 (01:48:57):
Okay, I don't have anything available and December.

Speaker 4 (01:49:00):
Well it's my grandmother and her hand's hurt and she
really needs to come today.

Speaker 9 (01:49:03):
No, no, you can't come in.

Speaker 4 (01:49:05):
I bet you could get your grandmother in there.

Speaker 9 (01:49:07):
Okay, but we're not talking about my grandmother right now.

Speaker 4 (01:49:09):
Well that's not fair. Then if you can get your
grandmother in why can't you get mine.

Speaker 9 (01:49:12):
I can give you an appointment for December, but.

Speaker 4 (01:49:14):
By then my grandma's hands could fall off.

Speaker 9 (01:49:16):
Your grandmother's hand is not going to fall off.

Speaker 4 (01:49:18):
Her name is Linda Mashilopsis.

Speaker 9 (01:49:19):
She cannot be seen today.

Speaker 4 (01:49:21):
How about tomorrow.

Speaker 9 (01:49:21):
We're out of the office tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (01:49:23):
How about on Friday?

Speaker 9 (01:49:24):
There's nothing I have available?

Speaker 4 (01:49:26):
Okay, thank you, you're welcome.

Speaker 9 (01:49:29):
Thank off the morning. Hack and hew.

Speaker 7 (01:49:31):
Hi.

Speaker 22 (01:49:31):
My name is Marie okay.

Speaker 4 (01:49:34):
And my grandma really needs to come in for an appointment.

Speaker 6 (01:49:36):
Her hands really hurt.

Speaker 9 (01:49:37):
Okay, can I have the patients list?

Speaker 1 (01:49:39):
Name?

Speaker 4 (01:49:39):
Sure, it's masculopsis.

Speaker 9 (01:49:41):
Okay, I can have anything available until December.

Speaker 4 (01:49:43):
Why are you such a meanie?

Speaker 9 (01:49:45):
I've told you, and I've told the rest of your
family that she cannot be seen today.

Speaker 10 (01:49:49):
If she doesn't get a shot, then she's not going
to be able to wrap my birthday presents.

Speaker 9 (01:49:52):
Okay, you're about the fourth or fifth person that calls
in my fantasication. What I know the situation. I know
her hands a hurting her, but your grandmother cannot come in.
She's a new patient. I'm not accepting new patients until
the summer. Unfortunately, I told that to everybody who's called
me a reference to your grandmama, and unfortunately, but doctor
cannot see her. Hello, good morning. How can I help you?

Speaker 4 (01:50:14):
Yes, Hi, this is doctor Barnard and I'm calling for
Linda Mascallopsis.

Speaker 9 (01:50:18):
This is doctor Barnard.

Speaker 4 (01:50:19):
Yes, I'm her physician.

Speaker 9 (01:50:20):
Oh you are what type of doctor?

Speaker 4 (01:50:23):
Are you a hand doctor?

Speaker 16 (01:50:24):
You have a PhD in a hand yes, bonology, phonology.

Speaker 9 (01:50:29):
Can you hold on my mom?

Speaker 6 (01:50:30):
Huh?

Speaker 9 (01:50:35):
It's good morning. How can I help you?

Speaker 4 (01:50:36):
I need to come in and see the doctor today.

Speaker 9 (01:50:38):
Are you a new patient? Yes, okay, I don't have
anything available until December. My hand's really hurt. I know
your hands really hurt. And you have a lot of grandchildren.

Speaker 4 (01:50:48):
My name is Linda Mascis.

Speaker 9 (01:50:49):
I know what your name is, Hans. But unfortunately the
doctor cannot see you today. Why because the doctor is
busy with other patients today that you're very busy. Now, okay, enough, now,
Jenna gets through.

Speaker 4 (01:51:04):
The phone for.

Speaker 9 (01:51:06):
I know you're pretending to cry, but it's not really.

Speaker 4 (01:51:08):
Going to Fortunately, I know what to tell you.

Speaker 9 (01:51:12):
What are you What are you going to tell?

Speaker 10 (01:51:13):
I want you to turn around and look at Janine
and say thank you so much, because you've just been
phone tapped.

Speaker 9 (01:51:18):
Oh my god, I hate hello. Oh hello, Jennet.

Speaker 4 (01:51:27):
This is Daniel Manow and you've just been phone taped.

Speaker 9 (01:51:30):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:51:32):
The Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 19 (01:51:35):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participies.

Speaker 15 (01:51:39):
The Elvis Duran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:51:45):
Hi, great show. Let's get out of here. Let's run
like hell. One duo from Long Island. They're going to
mix us out. You can check them out at one
Duo Music on Instagram. Here they got Let's get out
of here safe, peace out, everybody pay.

Speaker 2 (01:52:14):
This was never the way I planned. Not my intention,
God so brave, drink in hell lost.

Speaker 1 (01:52:27):
My discretion is not, but I'm.

Speaker 9 (01:52:31):
Used to try.

Speaker 1 (01:52:35):
You, ony, I spoke for you.