August 23, 2024 • 4 mins
Here are your daily horoscopes for August 23rd, 2024
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Your daily horoscopes from Elvis Duran in the morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Well, so, producer, same is kind of weird with you
in the room and not doing your horoscopes.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
I know, I feel like I was just going to
use the birthday card for this one thing today.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
You're playing your birthday card.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Yeah, I'm using it.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
So you want to get out of doing extra work today.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
I just want to watch. I want a little bit
of a show. And I'm ready to relieve either one
of you if it goes south.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Okay, it's gonna go south.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
But before we do that. Birthday, Happy birthday. Here's your cake.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Happy birthday, Happy birthday, Happy birthday to Sam.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Happy birthday.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Thank you guys. I love you guys.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Your card is being signed, so soon as it finds
its way to you, we'll give it.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
To This is my This will be my eleventh card.
This is my eleventh birthday with you guys.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Gosh you Happy birthday, Happy birthday.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
To thank you guys.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Here's some flowers now, god e they're beautiful.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
For now.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Did you explain that?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I told her.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Do you want to explain to the world?
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Okay, so this morning I remember, Oh, it's Sam's birthday.
Let me grab her some flowers on the way into
work and I got here. Then Danielle said, don't forget
to sign the birthday cards. And I was like, what's
the s because we're celebrating another birthday at some point.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Yeah, well Abby, yeah, Abby's bird. It's not until next
week when we were off.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Yeah, but I didn't bring Abby something today, so I
was just going to take the flowers I gave Sam
then give them to Abby.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
But hold on, so you're gonna you just gave Sam
her birthday flowers. You're going to take them back to borrow.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Them for a minute, for a minute, Well, yeah, I
guess I have to take them because I can. I
can take them from you, I can't take them then
from Abby.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
This is great. The person you give them to last
gets to keep them.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Yeah, but I get a double banger because I paid
for one set of flowers, I give it to two people.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
It's great. It's true she got full credit for me.
I'm say the same, thank you, but.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
I'm not not these ones.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
You're such an Indian giver.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Hey, it's true.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
People are gonna get mad at you guys for that one.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
He's technically right.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Well, but it's yeah, okay, I'm not gonna get it.
You're right taking knees. I'm gonna double gift them.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
You're so funny, you feel like this is a good
this is a good thing.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Yeah, well I live near Sam, so Sam's gonna get
something later.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Well, I think that was very thoughtful. You got flowers
for someone two people. You're already the old wacky lady
on the block and you're not old.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
There we go.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Let's get into the horoscopes. Really, I have to do
them with him.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Bless me, please, bless me with this?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
All right?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
You want to start your big daddy all right, So
if it's your birthday, it's my favorite motel owner, Tricksie
Mattel's birthday and Lil Yati having your birthday, that's a
birthday party. Capricorn, operating from the ego space will keep
you stuck in an endless loop of disappointment and dissillusionment. Wow,
your day's a six Aquarius. You need to give yourself
(03:16):
the permission to speak your truth, tell people how you
want to be supported your days an eight. Hey, Pisces,
challenge yourself to keep showing up for what you love.
With trust, faith and confidence. Your day's a nine Harris.
There's a lot of joy to be had in the
little things. Don't overlook them. You're days an eight, Hey, Taris.
You need to remove yourself from a situation to help
it out. Sometimes there's too many cooks in the kitchen.
(03:38):
Your days an eight Gemini. You're going to have to
face some things alone. Although not ideal, you're more than capable.
Your days of fabulous five Because it's a five, not
fabulous at all, you can make it fab hey, can sir,
you've been deeply denying yourself. You deserve to experience the
depth of your own emotions. Your days a six Leo.
(04:00):
This in order to transition, you'll have to break up
with the old, leave your past versions of you behind.
Your days of seven, Hey, Virgo, you're where you're supposed
to be and you're growing at a steady pace, so
trust the process. Your day's a nine Libra. Allow yourself
to meet new people. Get out there by joining a
group activity or taking a class. Your days of seven Scorpio.
(04:22):
No one's ever fully prepared for big changes. Just allow
yourself to figure it out as you go. Your day's
a nine Sagittarius, the last one. Get ready to receive
the fruits of your labor. Labor, sit back, you deserve it.
Your day at tremendous ten and those are your fantastic
Friday morning or it's go, wow, my gosh, you really
abuse your thusaurus today
Your daily horoscopes from Elvis Duran in the morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Well, so, producer, same is kind of weird with you
in the room and not doing your horoscopes.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
I know, I feel like I was just going to
use the birthday card for this one thing today.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
You're playing your birthday card.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Yeah, I'm using it.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
So you want to get out of doing extra work today.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
I just want to watch. I want a little bit
of a show. And I'm ready to relieve either one
of you if it goes south.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Okay, it's gonna go south.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
But before we do that. Birthday, Happy birthday. Here's your cake.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Happy birthday, Happy birthday, Happy birthday to Sam.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Happy birthday.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Thank you guys. I love you guys.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Your card is being signed, so soon as it finds
its way to you, we'll give it.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
To This is my This will be my eleventh card.
This is my eleventh birthday with you guys.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Gosh you Happy birthday, Happy birthday.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
To thank you guys.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Here's some flowers now, god e they're beautiful.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
For now.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Did you explain that?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I told her.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Do you want to explain to the world?
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Okay, so this morning I remember, Oh, it's Sam's birthday.
Let me grab her some flowers on the way into
work and I got here. Then Danielle said, don't forget
to sign the birthday cards. And I was like, what's
the s because we're celebrating another birthday at some point.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Yeah, well Abby, yeah, Abby's bird. It's not until next
week when we were off.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Yeah, but I didn't bring Abby something today, so I
was just going to take the flowers I gave Sam
then give them to Abby.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
But hold on, so you're gonna you just gave Sam
her birthday flowers. You're going to take them back to borrow.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Them for a minute, for a minute, Well, yeah, I
guess I have to take them because I can. I
can take them from you, I can't take them then
from Abby.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
This is great. The person you give them to last
gets to keep them.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Yeah, but I get a double banger because I paid
for one set of flowers, I give it to two people.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
It's great. It's true she got full credit for me.
I'm say the same, thank you, but.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
I'm not not these ones.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
You're such an Indian giver.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Hey, it's true.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
People are gonna get mad at you guys for that one.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
He's technically right.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Well, but it's yeah, okay, I'm not gonna get it.
You're right taking knees. I'm gonna double gift them.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
You're so funny, you feel like this is a good
this is a good thing.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Yeah, well I live near Sam, so Sam's gonna get
something later.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Well, I think that was very thoughtful. You got flowers
for someone two people. You're already the old wacky lady
on the block and you're not old.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
There we go.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Let's get into the horoscopes. Really, I have to do
them with him.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Bless me, please, bless me with this?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
All right?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
You want to start your big daddy all right, So
if it's your birthday, it's my favorite motel owner, Tricksie
Mattel's birthday and Lil Yati having your birthday, that's a
birthday party. Capricorn, operating from the ego space will keep
you stuck in an endless loop of disappointment and dissillusionment. Wow,
your day's a six Aquarius. You need to give yourself
(03:16):
the permission to speak your truth, tell people how you
want to be supported your days an eight. Hey, Pisces,
challenge yourself to keep showing up for what you love.
With trust, faith and confidence. Your day's a nine Harris.
There's a lot of joy to be had in the
little things. Don't overlook them. You're days an eight, Hey, Taris.
You need to remove yourself from a situation to help
it out. Sometimes there's too many cooks in the kitchen.
(03:38):
Your days an eight Gemini. You're going to have to
face some things alone. Although not ideal, you're more than capable.
Your days of fabulous five Because it's a five, not
fabulous at all, you can make it fab hey, can sir,
you've been deeply denying yourself. You deserve to experience the
depth of your own emotions. Your days a six Leo.
(04:00):
This in order to transition, you'll have to break up
with the old, leave your past versions of you behind.
Your days of seven, Hey, Virgo, you're where you're supposed
to be and you're growing at a steady pace, so
trust the process. Your day's a nine Libra. Allow yourself
to meet new people. Get out there by joining a
group activity or taking a class. Your days of seven Scorpio.
(04:22):
No one's ever fully prepared for big changes. Just allow
yourself to figure it out as you go. Your day's
a nine Sagittarius, the last one. Get ready to receive
the fruits of your labor. Labor, sit back, you deserve it.
Your day at tremendous ten and those are your fantastic
Friday morning or it's go, wow, my gosh, you really
abuse your thusaurus today
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