FULL SHOW: The Day We Get Missed Calls

We're pressed! Elvis doesn't answer the phone AND he never calls back. Plus we play a game of guess the dog breed and go over things jerks usually say. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
So we'll just see you guys every morning.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Okay, okay, all right, here we go.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (00:07):
I listened to it every day.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Clang clang klang went to.

Speaker 4 (00:12):
Radio shows.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
There are the days you walk around carrying the flask.
I don't carry a flask.

Speaker 5 (00:15):
Shut up, crack me up.

Speaker 6 (00:17):
I really love you.

Speaker 7 (00:18):
Bok has got this pinkwa shirt?

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Is he a radio dj? Elvis Duran in the morning
show going down a list of things to talk about today,
I had to bring this in the list of lost skills.
You know what. Uh, we live in this day of
technology and whatever, and we can get things done arguably
faster and more efficiently these days than maybe ten twenty
thirty years ago. Things that we have totally totally lost

(00:46):
touch with, skills and hobbies. They feel outdated. So my
list writing letters? When is the list time you wrote
a letter? Oh?

Speaker 8 (00:54):
I actually do do that all the time, but it's
for myself and I write them to myself a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
See that's cool. You're taking good care of yourself by
doing that. Reading a map like you don't have to
read it because the map tells you where to go.
It reads itself exactly. Remembering phone numbers forget it.

Speaker 9 (01:15):
That's the worst.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
If something was happening to my phone, I don't even
know how I get in touch with anybody here.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
The lost art of using a compass.

Speaker 10 (01:23):
Oh yeah, I don't know if I ever knew how.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
To use as Isn't the compass? Isn't that the thing
that you used to you could poke people with in school?

Speaker 9 (01:30):
Oh that's a different kind.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Yeah, it's a.

Speaker 9 (01:33):
Different kind with the pencil and the sharp point.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yea, yeah, yeah, it's a different Well, I use I
don't know what's different about.

Speaker 11 (01:43):
It about a directional compass north south east west.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Well, no, that one, but I like the one in school.
You could poke people with that one. Yeah, beating someone
with a protractor never was as excited.

Speaker 10 (01:56):
The compass was definitely more damaging.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Now here's one I had a struggle with the other day,
and it's handwriting. I am so accustomed to just you know,
using my thumb on my phone or whatever. So when
it comes time to fill in a birthday card, how
many times have you goofed up in wish you had
three more birthday cards because because you got how to
write a word.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Sometimes I buy two just in case, because I know,
I know it's going to happen.

Speaker 9 (02:23):
You cross it out, and I'm like, this is ridiculous.

Speaker 12 (02:26):
Unless you're a papyrus. Those are expensive.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Where you know the card folds and then you mess
up the thing that you write on the right side,
so you tear it off and just pretend it's like
a two sided card. Okay, I've done that. Okay, making
a fire from scratch? Who can never knew how to
do it? Never knew. I know Nate can do it
because well he's from Erie, Pennsylvania. They don't have fire there. Yeah,

(02:51):
he gets some birch bark and a little spark.

Speaker 10 (02:54):
Why do a boy scout?

Speaker 13 (02:55):
Anyone?

Speaker 9 (02:55):
Were you?

Speaker 2 (02:56):
I had allergies, I could go around the animals, but
if you.

Speaker 10 (02:59):
Don't, I have the birch bark.

Speaker 8 (03:01):
Can you do the thing where you just use like
stones or a stick or whatever you do?

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Yeah, you need a spark and actually dryer link works.
Fantastic stuff is flammable. Sewing? Can you sew a button on? Yes? Yes, yes,
I couldn't do it, but it wouldn't last long. I
mean I could do it for like the look, yeah,
but it's not going to hold anything, especially my big

(03:26):
belly popping it off. Uh knitting? Who's knitting these days?

Speaker 8 (03:30):
Nope, never knew how. I would love to learn, though
it seems very relaxing.

Speaker 9 (03:35):
I can do lanyard. That's about it.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Here's here's one. We've lost touch with spelling. Yeah, yeah, totally.

Speaker 9 (03:43):
Because you don't need to.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
It corrects it for you to spell a word.

Speaker 14 (03:47):
And you're so off that even autocorrect can't fix it.
You're like, I'm way off here.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
I recognize about How about pickling? When the last time
you preserved food? I do pickled onions from time to
time to put on dishes.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
That's easy, specially we buy so much pickled stuff because
my husband's British. Those pickle onions is disgusting.

Speaker 9 (04:08):
What great gosh, oh stop, just stop.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
How about no jam? What does that said? You made
a good old strawberry jam pickle.

Speaker 12 (04:21):
Do you make jellies or jams?

Speaker 2 (04:23):
I make jams. What's the difference a difference?

Speaker 9 (04:26):
What's the difference between a jelly and a jam?

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Pectin or some kind of something? We look it up
jam versus look it up jam versus jelly? There was
a difference different?

Speaker 12 (04:36):
Yeah, you did.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Pottery. See this is Ganda would make pottery. Gandhi would
make pottery absolutely.

Speaker 8 (04:47):
I actually went and started to do some pottery classes
not too long ago, and now I just have to
get them out of the kiln and paint.

Speaker 9 (04:54):
Ready to go.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Who has a kiln show?

Speaker 8 (04:58):
The lady with the kiln is real tingy about it too.
She doesn't like us messing around.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
There are two things on my list that make me
make me a little sad. Well, there's one thing, and
it's reading. People are just out of touch and can't
focus long enough to read because we work, We live
and work in a world that is so distracting. There

(05:22):
are so many reasons to pick up your phone and
check out Instagram when you could be reading a book.
And yeah, see I'm going.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
To read reading too, Yep, I would read. I would
rather read a book than watch television. I love reading
so much.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
I happen to agree. And I love hearing that from you. Yes, Gary,
what you know?

Speaker 15 (05:42):
I hear.

Speaker 16 (05:42):
There's not a lot of as much diversity anymore in
college courses, like the recreational stuff like ornamental horticulture.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
Or we had glass blowing, like do you ever blow glass?

Speaker 12 (05:52):
Before?

Speaker 2 (05:53):
That was a thing?

Speaker 12 (06:01):
I swear we're twelve especially Danielle and I.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
There is out in a near my house in Santa
Fe into Suki, New Mexico. There's a place that they
have glass blowing and they'll put the sign out we're
blowing right now, stop.

Speaker 12 (06:18):
On and I'd live there. Can you pay rent?

Speaker 2 (06:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (06:22):
That always intrigues me. How they do that, That's just amazing.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Yeah, there's some really talented people. These are things. Look,
you know, we live in this life where where we
feel like we are so lucky to have this technology
and access to things just by saying, hey, look this
up and she looks it up, you know, but you
lose touch with things like you know, spelling, reading and
reading making jam Come on, just get back to work

(06:51):
with that. Oh no, we gotta go.

Speaker 17 (06:55):
Elvis da Ran in the Morning Show. Yeah, this is
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
I'm going to direct this right at straight night. Hi,
my friend, how are you today?

Speaker 13 (07:15):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Elvis Dran. Do you consider yourself a modern man? Oh?

Speaker 12 (07:22):
Yes I do.

Speaker 11 (07:25):
I mean I don't know the definition according to you,
but I'm sensitive. I can cry.

Speaker 12 (07:30):
Is that party?

Speaker 16 (07:30):
Well?

Speaker 2 (07:30):
Hold on, I have a whole list of stuff here.
By the way, the things on this list that are
traits of a modern man. If you show this list
to a guy fifty years ago, he would have laughed
in your face. He would have put his cigarette out
on your forehead of you. You know what I'm saying.
A new poll asked people to name the top traits

(07:51):
of a modern man who's truly comfortable with the current
era that we're in. Number one, You do your fair
share of the cleaning, correct, Yeah I do. That's an
easy one. You talk openly about your feelings more and
more so. Yeah, I think I do. There's a problem Mary,

(08:13):
I can tell. Uh, okay, here's one which is a
no brainer. But you know what, to some guys, this
is a thing if your boss or manager was a woman,
you'd be totally fine with it. Yeah, yep, absolutely, you're
okay discussing your mental health. Yeah, okay. You're a good listener.

Speaker 11 (08:33):
Oh very I'm one of the best listeners ever.

Speaker 9 (08:36):
Oh really?

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Oh wow, Okay, you're great with kids. Yeah.

Speaker 11 (08:41):
I'm not around kids that often, but I feel like, yeah,
kids like me, So you don't know.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
You're openly, openly affectionate. Yes, yeah, you'd be fine being
a stay at home dad.

Speaker 11 (08:55):
Uh probably, Yeah, I mean I don't kids, but if
it happens, that's a no.

Speaker 18 (09:04):
No.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
You know, but you can't really, you can't answer that question.
Be a father, to be a stay at home down Yeah,
modern man, straight, innate, you don't always feel the need
to put on a brave face. It's okay to say
I'm a little frightened about this.

Speaker 11 (09:18):
Yes, I've said that.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Yeah, all right, you stand up against racism and prejudice.
I try, Yeah, trying. Okay, So there you go. What
about the environment? Is it okay to admit how you
feel about the environment. Yeah.

Speaker 11 (09:36):
I think everybody needs to be aware of what's going
on in the world with climate change, and people don't
realize that.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Right, So they're saying here that as a modern man,
you should not be afraid to discuss these topics. And
I don't think anyone on this show has any problem
with anything on this list.

Speaker 11 (09:51):
No, Roggy's fine with that, Scary's fine with that. You're
I know, you're fine with everything on that list.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
I don't know. I bet I've got I bet Scary's
question some of these things. Yeah, I mean, I feel
like a lot of you check a lot of the
boxes off for me.

Speaker 16 (10:04):
But then there were a few that I'm like, Okay,
maybe I'm not a modern man.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
Are you okay discussing your mental health? Yes?

Speaker 12 (10:13):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (10:15):
Good.

Speaker 19 (10:17):
Do you.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Think it's fine being a stay at home dad for you?
For me? No? But I feel it's okay for guys
in general. I agree with the concept, but for you
for me?

Speaker 20 (10:29):
Now?

Speaker 2 (10:29):
All right? All right? So okay, so let's talk to
Gandhi and Danielle. What do you think modern man?

Speaker 8 (10:36):
Do I think I am one?

Speaker 10 (10:37):
Or what do I think Gandhi?

Speaker 9 (10:43):
You are the modern man?

Speaker 2 (10:45):
Okay? I guess. I guess we're talking about a threshold
of sensitivity and uh and uh showing vulnerability. You know
what they say, according to this list of the people
who put the survey together, that men fifteen twenty years
ago and more, the things on this list they would

(11:08):
never even consider showing their feelings. They've never consider being
okay with having a woman manager. I don't know, things
have changed so much. I just wanted to kind of
revisit and bring these things to the service. What Gandhi,
so what do you think?

Speaker 8 (11:21):
I think all of those are awesome, and I think
that they're important and very good.

Speaker 10 (11:25):
Qualities to have.

Speaker 8 (11:26):
I think that a lot more men are not as
comfortable with the stay at home dad thing as try
to say that they are, because I think the majority
of my girlfriends at this point are the bread winners
in the family and are the ones making a lot
of money, and it makes their husbands or boyfriends uncomfortable
and they've had the discussion, I'm not.

Speaker 10 (11:42):
Going to be a stay at home dad.

Speaker 8 (11:43):
So I think that it's a good thing, but I
think a lot of guys are not okay with it,
even if they say in that survey that they are.

Speaker 5 (11:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
I believe that God. To be honest, I would love
to be a stay at home something. I have no problem.
I keep saying, Alex, go ahead, I want you to
support us. I'm gonna quit my job and just gonna
I'm just like you know, I'll make dinner, I'll make
sure the house is cool, and you know, take care
of the dogs. And I want to be a stay
at home dead. I have no problem doing it. Yeah,

(12:12):
of course, you know, fifteen years ago it was a
different thing. I enjoyed. I enjoyed, you know, not being
a stay at home dead. I would love home. I
would love to be a stay at home dead but
with no kids.

Speaker 9 (12:23):
Okay there, yeah, work bad way at home.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
I don't I wouldn't mind being the homemaker, the guy
who stays at home and just keeps the house running.
I have no problem doing that, none at all.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
See, I think that my husband, if he, if push
came to shove, he would definitely do it. But I
think that he loves the hustle and bustle of the
work of being out there and bringing home the bacon
and providing for the family and you know what I mean, Like,
I think that that's important to him. So I think
that he loves doing that, and he loves what he does,
so I think he would rather do that.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
Okay, that's cool. So I don't know. If you come
from an old school family where the dad provides and
the wife raises the kids, and there's nothing wrong with that.
If that's what that's that's the journey you choose to
be on. But there are a lot of a lot
of people would just I don't want to do that.
Guys like I got to get out of the house.

(13:24):
I can't stay home all day with kids. I would,
but I would. I would have no problem, no problem
staying at home and not making a living, no income.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
But you know what's funny going through what we have
been going through, staying home and not having to do
you realize that if you did do that, how many
things you could go without? Like how many things you
wouldn't have to buy or you wouldn't have to wear,
you wouldn't have to use. I I've been sitting there going, well,
if I didn't do this, I wouldn't need that, like
you would save money.

Speaker 9 (14:01):
So you know it might be a good thing, Elvis.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
No, you know. I can eat zucchini every day. I'm
growing it. We're becoming self sufficient with zucchini. We have
all zucchini and basel one needs. I don't know. Autumn
is online twenty four. Let's see what her situation is. Hello, Autumn,
welcome to the show. How are you feeling today.

Speaker 6 (14:21):
I'm feeling great.

Speaker 9 (14:22):
How are you?

Speaker 2 (14:23):
We're doing very well. I'm becoming very comfortable becoming a
stay at home dad with no kids. Anyway, So talk
about your talk about your situation, Autumn.

Speaker 6 (14:34):
So I actually bring home plice as much money as
my husband does, and his friends like to give him
crap for it, saying I bring home the bacon and
he likes to brag and say I bring home the
whole page.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
Yeah, so he loves it. He's into it, he's proud
of you, and he has no problem with it. Good.
You know what. I love hearing that because I think
it's so silly to be living in this world where well,
I'm expected to do this, so therefore I must do that. Well,
who cares what other people think? You know what I'm saying. Yeah,
how do you feel about it?

Speaker 3 (15:05):
Though?

Speaker 2 (15:05):
I mean, did you ever think he'd be a there'd
be an issue with your husband with you?

Speaker 6 (15:09):
No, not at all?

Speaker 2 (15:10):
Making more money? Yeah, you just know he's a cool guy.
He's okay with it.

Speaker 21 (15:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (15:15):
When he married me and I'm older than him, I
thought he would be okay with it.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
Yeah, all right, So it's a cool situation. I bet
there are a lot of people out there listening and going, God,
I wish my situation was like that. But you keep
living your great life. Autumn. You sound awesome. You sound
like you've got a lot of positivity going, and it's
great to know that you're listening to us. Thank you
so much. Want to hear all about the weird, wild
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(15:40):
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Speaker 17 (16:04):
Elvis turn in the Morning Show.

Speaker 22 (16:07):
Was it?

Speaker 2 (16:07):
Who was it? Said a few moments ago during the
song that they just remembered that their friend from childhood
borrowed it was you, Nate, Yeah, your friend from childhood?
What's your what's your friend's name? Jeff Chaglowski. By the way,
when you tell childhood stories, you always have to use
first and last nap. It makes it funnier. What happened?

Speaker 11 (16:26):
Danielle said something that triggered it, And I remember we
were trading baseball cards and I gave him my eighty
nine tops Kirk Gibson card and he traded some other
cards back to me and whatever, and I and then afterwards,
I'm like, it wasn't really a fair trade, So I
asked him like, hey, can I have that card back?
And he never gave it back to me. He still
has that card, my eighty nine, Kirk Gibson.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
I just looked it up. It's nine ninety nine. How
many years ago that it was? Thirty two years ago?
Is it too late? Is it too late to call
him and say, yo, I want my card? No? No,
I think it's pretty.

Speaker 11 (16:59):
And then I remember Jimmy Janeki borrowed my Hardy Boys
number like one hundred and twelve, and he read it
and never gave it back to me either.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Oh look at that. Yeah, stole your heart on boys
books things.

Speaker 12 (17:11):
I'm like, where are I have a heart on boys?

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Yeah, Froggy.

Speaker 14 (17:15):
When I was ten, I stayed at my friend Greg
Broughton's house one night and I took my Optimist Prime
Transformer with me, and my mom came to get me
a little early the next day, earlier than I thought,
and so I had to just run out of the
house and get my mom's car to go somewhere. I
left Optimist Prime at Greg Broughton's house and I never
saw it again.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
Still there, I don't know, Yes, Gandhi.

Speaker 8 (17:35):
Andy Donado, Yeah, he borrowed like ten DVDs from me
because he was on house arrest and needed something to watch.

Speaker 10 (17:41):
I never got one back.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
Oh, Kait, hold on, leave it to Gandhi to be
the person on our show that has a friend and
house arrest. Yeah, and we were in school, but yeah, arrest,
and you trusted not to steal your DVDs, I know.

Speaker 8 (17:54):
And they were like the best DVDs, like Never Been
Kissed and ten things I hate about you. I need
those back, Andy, if you can hear me, I want them.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
Yeah, yeah, Danielle Any.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Danielle Farahan, iye borrowed forty five records.

Speaker 9 (18:09):
I remember the big song back then was Oh my gosh,
what the hell was it?

Speaker 21 (18:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (18:16):
Whatever it was? And I left the forty five's there
and she never returned Mean in the Dark, yonda in
the Dark, thank you.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
And I was so pissed off that she had my
piano in the dark forty five and never gave it back.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
So you're thinking right now about who borrowed something from
you years and years and years and years ago, and
now it's been years and years and years later, is
it is it too late to call whatsy well?

Speaker 16 (18:38):
Elvis Duran borrowed a twelve CD set of my cocktail
party mixed CDs some party he was drowing in nineteen
ninety seven, and then when I asked for them back
about a year and a half later, he said, no,
where those are?

Speaker 9 (18:52):
I lost them?

Speaker 2 (18:56):
The Boston Nova one. There's so many. It was a
great CD collection. Yeah, I think you need those back
because your CD players ready to play at your next party.

Speaker 14 (19:06):
I remember I found the VHS tape porn of my
dad's one time. I took it over to my friend
Walt Roland's house and I left it there. I never
saw it again, So Walt's still watch.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
You don't want porn back, No, you don't. So years
ago I was I went and bought this massive metal
Buddha to put out in the garden. I mean, the
thing is, it's like five feet tall. It's huge. And
so my friend Patty Steele said, well, you're not going
to do that garden. I'm gonna hold onto that until
you move into a house where you can get it back.

(19:37):
So she this beautiful Buddha is featured in her dining room.
I mean it looks like the architectural Digest work room,
and I'm like, I'm never gonna get Patty Steel still
has my Buddha. I'm never gonna see it again.

Speaker 9 (19:49):
You have to let her keep it, that's I know.

Speaker 10 (19:51):
I think you have to call and get it back
right now. We know where she is.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
It's a boot. You can't steal a Buddha.

Speaker 11 (19:56):
You can't.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
Buddha's aren't for stealing. That's it. Text message. I'll let
my childhood friend Jennifer Capone borrow my gold Mike's Princess
necklace to make her boyfriend jealous, and she never gave
it back. Take my lip glass. She kept denying it,
but I knew she took it from it because I
I took it from another friend. Wait, here's someone who says, yeah,

(20:20):
I want my virginity back from my ex. Yeah, that's
my neighbor borrowed Spice Girl's movie. Can't get it back.
Look at this. My sister took my holographic U Charie's
ard card Pokemon.

Speaker 10 (20:37):
Yeah that's a.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
Trade card and traded it to some other dork and
I I'll never see it. Hell yeah, But keep in mind.
The takeaway from this is, Yeah, you're gonna lose things
along the way, and you're never gonna get them back.
But my favorite thing is when telling childhood stories, you
always have to use the first and last name yea.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
And when you get older you do that too, because
my mom always uses her friend's names like a mom,
I know who you're talking about.

Speaker 9 (21:00):
You don't have to tell me their last name. I'm
one person with that name.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
I don't get it, all right, Sarah? Line three, she's
pissed off. Sarah's on line four? Actually, hello, Sarah, Hi, Yeah, yeah,
I can hear the anger in your voice. Who's who?

Speaker 23 (21:17):
And yes?

Speaker 15 (21:19):
He probably has me blocks on Facebook because I let
the world know. Every single time I see him, I'm like, hey,
you suck. I want my shirt back that you took
from my friend's house.

Speaker 7 (21:31):
That was my my.

Speaker 15 (21:32):
Favorite boyfriend's shirt and he wore in his graduation picture
and he gave to me and it was one of
my first miss Fit T shirts. And if you know me,
I love that band.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
What's his name? What's his name?

Speaker 15 (21:42):
His name was Chris de Silva and the Fort Walton Beach, Florida.

Speaker 24 (21:46):
Okay, Chris Silva, I knew Sarah. Sarah wants her Misfits
shirt back now? Now all right, call him Sarah tell
his name on the Chooses to Get.

Speaker 17 (22:00):
Up At this early morning Elvista ran in the morning show.
Elvista wran in the morning show.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
So a friend of mine was telling me last night,
I think I'm about to get fired. And I said, well,
what makes you think that? So she went down the
list of a few things that she said, People are
acting differently toward me. When I walk into a room,
the conversation stops and it's quiet this whole What have
they told you that you're not doing your job or

(22:38):
you need to do better, or have you signed anything?
You know what I mean? She said, No, I just
have a feeling I'm about to get fired, and I
think everyone knows it. I said, well, maybe you're just
being a little paranoid. No, non paranoid, Like, what are
the signs other than the ones I just gave.

Speaker 10 (22:52):
You was getting fired?

Speaker 2 (22:54):
Like the things that you detect when.

Speaker 8 (22:58):
They start to take responsibilities away from you, like, oh,
Scary can do that, Elvis could do that, Nate can
do that, and suddenly you have nothing to do.

Speaker 10 (23:05):
You're on the way out.

Speaker 8 (23:06):
Okay, I can't help, but notice I have no responsibility.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
You better find some responsibility.

Speaker 16 (23:15):
I'm scary when your boss does not look you in
the eye, cancels every meeting, doesn't.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
You know, doesn't just doesn't talk to you. Yeah, ignores
you in the hallway, closer straight, innate, Like, have you
ever worked for a job and you just felt you
felt the end near? No?

Speaker 11 (23:32):
I was perpetually optimistic until the very end when I
was I got fired once from my second or third
radio job. The general manager comes down. It was a Friday,
it was nine o'clock. We were finishing the morning show,
and he says, hey, can I see in my office
after the after the show? And I think I'm finally
getting a raise. I was like, so exciting.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
I up there. That must have been crushing three steps
at a time.

Speaker 11 (23:55):
And I walk into the office and there's the general manager,
the program director, and the president of sales all sitting
on one side of the desk, and I go, why
does it feel like I'm in the principal's office right now?
And it just looks at me and he says, have
a seat, and then five minutes later I'm walking.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
Out of the door. I would tell you last time
I was fired, there were two lines I heard.

Speaker 12 (24:13):
One was.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
This is never easy, Oh okay, And the second one
would They called me and said, Elvis, can you come
in an hour before? Usually come in, But you don't
need to bring your headphones to the station too, you know,
Like adopters have stethoscopes, we have headphones. Those are the
stethoscopes of radio. But y'all, getting fired is just But
I will tell you, every time I've been canned, it

(24:38):
led to something fantastic. And the people who can me
are all out there. I don't even know if they
exist anymore, nor do I care. No, But some people
are just like when they are dumped in a relationship,
when they're fired, they hope all the awful things happened
to that person who wasn't smart enough to keep them totally,
which is like, let it go.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Yeah, you have to let it go because it's too
much bad Jude, You you don't.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Need it, wait, too much bad?

Speaker 11 (25:01):
You need it?

Speaker 25 (25:02):
Hello, Alex, Hey, what's going on?

Speaker 2 (25:05):
Well, you know, just doing a show talking about getting
fired because it is going to be a reality for
a lot of people listening anyway. So you actually have
a guy that you are thinking of letting go at
your office?

Speaker 25 (25:15):
Yeah, so our boss is going to let him go.
Everybody in the office knows it. And one of the
things that our boss is having him do is all
the meaningless, pointless jobs that nobody has done for the
past six months.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
Well, see, why why don't you just let him go?
I mean, is it is it trying to like punish
them or I don't know.

Speaker 25 (25:33):
He's waiting for HR's approval. So he said, we have
to find something for him to do, like right now.
They gave him the job of going.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
And oh, don't don't get too uh, don't do don't
get too graphics. Can other guy's like, hey, but that's
a lot of people are listening to your voice right now, going. Wait,
is that Alex that I work with freaking out?

Speaker 9 (25:52):
Are people treating him differently?

Speaker 25 (25:55):
You know, people are pretty much treating him the same
they would, except that we're not really talking with him.
So I think he's starting to get the idea that
everybody's giving him.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
Look, I don't know anything about your company, how large
or small it is, whatever, But I think when everyone
knows except for the person who's being who's being let go,
I think this kind of crappy.

Speaker 25 (26:14):
Oh I agree, But he came and talked to me.
He's like, why isn't anybody talking to me anymore? I
was like, man, I don't know. I was like, well,
he's like, they're fixing to make me go drive.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
Oh no.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
When the morning show guy here years back was about
to get fired, he was about to put money down
on a house.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
Remember, he was going to sign the lead and the other.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
Disc jockey that worked here or whatever you want to
call us, he knew chased.

Speaker 9 (26:35):
Him down the street and said.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
Don't suck, don't it He looked out for him.

Speaker 19 (26:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
But another situation where we all knew. I knew he
was getting canned because I was taking his place. Alex,
good luck with good luck with everything at work, and
I wish all the best to whoever is about to leave. Well,
thank you. Look, I never ever want to see anyone
have to go through the hardship. At the same time,
you know what, uh, if they don't want you there,

(27:02):
you don't want to be there.

Speaker 11 (27:03):
Look.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
I know people who are like that. They're like, let them.
How dare they fire me? I'm not going to walk out.

Speaker 9 (27:10):
Well, no, they don't want you.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
You don't want to be there.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
It's like, if why chase the guy or the girl
who doesn't want to date you. It's like if they
don't want you, then you just move on and you
find somebody who does want you.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
True.

Speaker 8 (27:21):
And I have heard in radio everyone has told me
you are nobody. You will make it nowhere until you
get fired. In radio, you have to get fired once.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
Oh I've made it three times, then there you go.
And I will tell you. I was thinking about, like
what it will be like when they fire me from
this place. It's gonna it's gonna happen. I mean, because
you know it's it happens. And uh, I'm okay, we're fine.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
You know, I've already gone and talked to HR about it.
I said, I just want you to know I've been
here a long time. So if you guys ever decide
for me to go, I'm taking my own boxes home,
Like you're not walking me out of this building.

Speaker 9 (27:53):
So I just let them know.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
And my thing is, if you keep enough stuff of
your desk, they just look at it and.

Speaker 9 (27:57):
Go, oh gosh, so much to pack.

Speaker 2 (27:59):
Yeah you don't.

Speaker 9 (28:00):
It's easier to keep her.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
Maybe that's a secret. Yeah, Well we can't fire then
they've got too much stuff.

Speaker 9 (28:03):
At their desk.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
Listen, to this. We just received a text from someone
who says he's driving into work and he feels like
today's the day they're going to can So his real
name John, not his real name. Hi John, how are
you doing okay? So you're changing your voice a little
so you're driving and you feel like today's the day.
You just get that feeling.

Speaker 18 (28:26):
Yeah, it really feels like today is today.

Speaker 23 (28:29):
Got some email, had a meeting, and then get an
email a couple of days later that I need to
have another meeting and heads of the department or are
the only ones that are going to be there.

Speaker 12 (28:40):
They say, wow, that's weird.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
I mean, so you're making it really obvious.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
Have you practice like an exit speech, like what you're
going to say to them when they if it does happen.

Speaker 23 (28:51):
No, but now that you bring it up, that sounds
like a good idea.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
Why it's can you? You don't owe them anything, No, but.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
You should go out with dignity like say well, thank you.
You should take the higher road and say, wow, you
know what it's I didn't expect it. It's been great
working for you guys. I hope you find someone fantastic
to film my You're right.

Speaker 10 (29:08):
You're right, a classy of you. I'm like, steal the stapler.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
The swing line stapler are just a little healthy little
f you. So, John, do you think you deserve to
be let go? It's just things aren't working out in
this situation.

Speaker 23 (29:24):
I don't know if it's the thing that we were
working out. I just I just think that there might
be some conflicts that do you work at.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
The White House? Oh no, we know that? Did that?

Speaker 15 (29:38):
I could?

Speaker 2 (29:39):
No, don't do that. Well, look well, best of luck
to you, John. And have you already started to think ahead? Like, well, okay, opportunity?
Where where should I start looking now? I mean, I
hope you're thinking that way?

Speaker 23 (29:50):
Oh yeah, absolutely, And I'm taking this as a learning
experience and We're going to move forward, just like Danielle says.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
Another thing. And even if they don't let you go today,
if you have this feeling, you should probably be thinking
about doing it on your own, you know. Maybe best
of luck to you. Okay, hang on there.

Speaker 9 (30:15):
I want to go into the meeting with him and
hold his hands.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
Oh I don't want to be there, you kid me?
How uncomfortable with that?

Speaker 16 (30:19):
Off?

Speaker 2 (30:20):
I would love to go into a meeting where someone's
getting fired, well, because he.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Could have somebody on his side then, you know, kind
of like rubbing his back or something.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
Okay, a little back roun.

Speaker 10 (30:30):
What if it ends up being something great.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
I'm looking around.

Speaker 16 (30:33):
I'm wondering what I'm going They're giving him a raise today? Yeah,
I want to see what I'm going to take on
my way out the door. I'm actually sizing everything up.
I'm so what expensive things can I WEARR?

Speaker 12 (30:43):
What's that?

Speaker 11 (30:44):
They don't let you take anything. They take you out
the door, and then they say, all right, well ship
you your stuff.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
Well you tell us, you know, I will tell you.
In my office, I own everything.

Speaker 12 (30:54):
Well, you're the exception.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
Nothing in my office is owned by this company.

Speaker 11 (30:58):
You're the exit.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
I bought my own computer because I have Supart computers.
I bought my own desk because it looked like it
was in a Marriott courtyard. And about my own desk,
how am I going to box that up?

Speaker 10 (31:11):
Walking out with a desk?

Speaker 2 (31:13):
I can't walk out with my desk?

Speaker 9 (31:14):
Do you know what I still have? I still get it?
What I'm gonna go get it?

Speaker 3 (31:18):
No?

Speaker 2 (31:18):
What is it? Okay? Let me let me take a
call real quick. Hello, Kathy, Hi, how are you. I'm
doing well. Do you work at HR? You sound like
a perky person who works in HR.

Speaker 4 (31:29):
I am a perky person that works in HR.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
That's not the easiest job, Kathy. I feel for you
on some of the things you have to do and
have to see. But anyway, so you're saying it should
not be a surprise to the employee if they are
being let go.

Speaker 19 (31:43):
Correct.

Speaker 4 (31:44):
So, if it's managed properly, the employees aware that there's
an issue, and when they're terminated, the most important thing
to do is do it in a way that maintains
their dignity and respect and let's some leafy organization and
having an understanding. Of course, there's going to be a
period of time that they're pitched off, but you know,

(32:06):
have them reflect back and know that it was handled professionally. Now,
if it's a corporate downsizing and it's a surprise to
hundreds of people, that's a different situation. But I do
think it's very important not to burn bridges.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
Do you work for a large company.

Speaker 4 (32:21):
I've worked for large companies and companies as small as
one hundred employees.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
Right, Wow, here's my thing with huge companies A lot
of times. They of course have their legal departments tell
them how they need to let people go so they
can have their asses covered just in case there's a problem.
And sometimes it makes it really really cold how people
have to be let go from huge corporate America. And
I get I understand that there are legalities and this

(32:47):
and that. I understand that, but I mean, I think
we've all seen that in other phases of this company's life.
Not now, but like three owners ago, were they I
mean they I hated the way the other people I
was made everyone else not like working here, But now
I'm fabulous.

Speaker 4 (33:07):
Responsibility. Yeah, what HR's responsibility is is to bridget between
the legal folks and the employees and the manager.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
Didn't I just say they're fabulous when they fire people
to hear ned anyway, touchy subject, Kathy, Best of luck,
and thank you for listening to us. I do appreciate it.

Speaker 4 (33:23):
I love you guys and loved you and die hard.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Oh my god, wow, well I got fired from acting
because of that. I'm kidding, thank you very much. I
received another check for thirty five cents the other day.
iHeart still bam Man hitting them out of the park.
Bam box office gold thirty five cents. My check was
thirty five cents because.

Speaker 10 (33:43):
More to mail it it really okay?

Speaker 2 (33:46):
So if they let you go, Danielle, you were taking
this with you. What is this okay?

Speaker 1 (33:50):
So this is a rolodex. ROLA rolodex is from the
old school where you used to, you know, put your
phone numbers and addresses and whatever email addresses.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
Of your contact, my contacts.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
So I have taken this with me from station to
station when we moved. We moved from Seacaucus and we
were in Jersey City. Because this is so like, it
has a lot of information in it. I don't know
if some of it's old, but it's in my desk.
And if they fire me, I am grabbing this and
taking it with me the door.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
I can be honest with you. I don't think anyone
will care. I'm tell you no. I'm telling you why
because it's written on cards no one can read anymore.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
You know this is going to get me another job.
Lisa still at Columbia Pictures. Yes she is, same phone numbers,
let's see cores.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
I can work the record companies. They're called phonograph companies.

Speaker 9 (34:42):
Bill de Bear is gonna hire me.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
Look here, cares Glynn Miller's manager.

Speaker 9 (34:48):
Stop it, I've got a load.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
The vice president of Blockbuster Videos in.

Speaker 9 (34:51):
Here, spa.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
Oh my gosh, hold on it.

Speaker 10 (34:59):
That thing is so heavy, not gonna be able to
run with it.

Speaker 9 (35:02):
I am taking this with me. I don't care. There's
got to be somebody in here that wants me. Still
that still works there? Come on.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
Oh look, someone from President Carter's office.

Speaker 9 (35:14):
Wait, DreamWorks pictures. This girl's still there.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
Our friends at Layman Brothers are in there. Yes, you
should take that Rollodex with you. It is a piece
of history.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
Mazie's Look the Maze's parade. This is still the person
who puts together the Maze's Parade. Look, oh, look, can
carry a balloon?

Speaker 2 (35:32):
Look at pr people from Oldsmobile. Look fairlines.

Speaker 9 (35:40):
I want the MTV. Are they hiring?

Speaker 2 (35:44):
I think you know what? Go ahead, take it home today?
Why wait?

Speaker 9 (35:47):
Rollin tech?

Speaker 2 (35:47):
Why wait till you get fired? Taken home today? Hours
of entertainment.

Speaker 9 (35:51):
No one's want to get fired.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
Radio Shack. Look, do you have a card for Radio Shack?
In there?

Speaker 9 (35:58):
Stop? It's beautiful.

Speaker 10 (35:59):
I love your Danielle.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Oh it looks the vice president of the upn Network
upn is oh. Look the president of Circuit City. All right,
this is I like that. That's a good world.

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Speaker 2 (36:17):
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comes out? I don't like that part of it.

Speaker 9 (36:22):
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about to go out into the world and you want
everyone to be like your baby.

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Speaker 17 (36:36):
Elvis Duran in The Morning Show Elvis Duran and The
Morning Show, don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis
Duran phone taps into the.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
Phone tap scary, what do you got going on? All right?

Speaker 16 (36:51):
So Michelle wants a phone tap her friend mRNA, who's
had nothing but headaches with this furniture store that she
bought furniture from. It's a whole mess and a whole
big mix up. So I'm gonna pretend I'm from the
furniture store calling to come back and pick up some
of the things that she already has and mess with
her head. While she's on vacation at her friend Jessica's
house or RNA. Yeah. And by the way, Jessica gets

(37:13):
up phone tapped in this too, so it's.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
Like a double double whim Here we go. Hello, Hello,
I'm looking for Urda. Please.

Speaker 22 (37:19):
This is she who's calling murder.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
This is Joe From's movie. Yes, you're not at home.
I take it because we've been trying to reach you there.

Speaker 26 (37:26):
No, I'm on vacation in summertime.

Speaker 16 (37:29):
We need to get into your house today and take
back the couch and the love seat.

Speaker 9 (37:34):
Why.

Speaker 16 (37:35):
Well, as it turns out, we gave you the wrong order.
This order was part of a larger order that was
going somewhere else.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
Oh where's my order?

Speaker 22 (37:42):
Out of curiosity because it's been past twelve weeks times too.

Speaker 16 (37:46):
It's intransit. Listen, I just need to get somebody over.

Speaker 22 (37:49):
There, and nobody is getting into my apartment and the spot.
The youth thought that I was going to allow you
to come into my apartment and take furniture. It's actually
quite ridiculous us for you to be.

Speaker 26 (38:01):
Tracking me down up and around town while I'm on
vacation and tell me that you need to send someone
to my apartment to get in.

Speaker 21 (38:07):
And take my furniture.

Speaker 26 (38:08):
What are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (38:09):
Well, I mean you you haven't really used it that much,
have you.

Speaker 22 (38:12):
Listen, you know what I paid for the furniture. If
your company or your warehouse or whoever the hell screwed up,
that's your problem.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
It seems like the only thing you people know how
to do right is screw up. I take offence, ma'am
to you telling me that we're screwing up.

Speaker 9 (38:27):
I don't really go yourself.

Speaker 22 (38:30):
Go make the couches yourself and deliver it to the
half water that you delivered last week, last month. I
don't really give a rat that.

Speaker 10 (38:37):
Go yourself.

Speaker 22 (38:38):
Don't call me, don't call my friends, don't call my family.
One thing, help me, God, If you show up at
my house with delivery trucks, if.

Speaker 16 (38:46):
We have to break the locks to get that furniture
that belongs to us rightfully, we will do.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
So let me know.

Speaker 16 (38:53):
When you're done dreaming, Why don't you leave your vacation
and come down and do the right thing and open
up your apartment for.

Speaker 22 (38:59):
Us the house again, And I swear to God, you're
gonna know who I really am.

Speaker 24 (39:05):
Oh, this is where it gets good.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
Hold on, well, I've bet on breakfast.

Speaker 26 (39:12):
I can help you.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
Please.

Speaker 26 (39:14):
Well, my client stepped out. She won't be back till later.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
And who's this?

Speaker 26 (39:19):
This is a bed and breakfast. I have several people
staying here.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
She answered this phone earlier.

Speaker 26 (39:23):
I'll relate the message once you get here.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
I'll let her know. She's right next to you. He
is not tell the chicken to pick up the phone.
But here, where's the chicken? Why don't she answer the phone? Chicken?

Speaker 26 (39:33):
Little No, no, no, no, Wait a minute. You're gonna
make me go down now, because now you're pissing me off.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
Okay, I'm gonna let you know something right now.

Speaker 26 (39:39):
If I go down, then I'm gonna smeack this out
of you.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
My man, what are you gonna do?

Speaker 26 (39:43):
I'm gonna smell the I'll smell out of everybody there.
First of all, don't even want to speak to you.
Put a supervisor on.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
I am the supervisor.

Speaker 26 (39:49):
I want somebody higher than you. You are not the
old You are not the only supervisor that works in
that place.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
You have no idea what I smoked this morning. There
is no one higher than me.

Speaker 26 (39:56):
Right now, put somebody on the phone, please.

Speaker 16 (39:58):
Okay, hold on, let me get my manager. Hold on,
how can I help you?

Speaker 26 (40:02):
You could stop the act and put a manager on
the phone, somebody higher than you.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
What can I do for you?

Speaker 5 (40:05):
Mess?

Speaker 2 (40:06):
Is my employee mothering you? Should I fire him?

Speaker 26 (40:08):
Let me know when you're done?

Speaker 2 (40:10):
Should I document days paint?

Speaker 26 (40:11):
He said? You want to be disrespectful? Why should I
help you out?

Speaker 2 (40:13):
Now?

Speaker 26 (40:14):
Let's hang up and you call me again. Let's try that.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
By the way, my name is Kary Jones from Elvis
storrhand in the Morning Show. And uh, you've been phone
tapped you It's all Michelle's fault.

Speaker 16 (40:27):
Let's stay back for every customer representative you have ever
round and Jessica, she's.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
Been phone tapped too.

Speaker 26 (40:36):
You guys so funny, I said, of got you're.

Speaker 17 (40:41):
Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 16 (40:43):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates the.

Speaker 17 (40:48):
Elvis Dan phone tap only on Elvis Dan in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
All right, let's do it. Canine combination All right, As
you know, there are many breeds of dogs that are
combinations of different breeds combined. Which is am I redundant?

Speaker 11 (41:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (41:11):
Cross bread? And aren't we all scary exactly? Anyway? So
if you can guess these cross bread canine titles, dog names,
whatever they are, you can win some stuff.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
Here.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
Let me let me get Heather on here. Heather, I'm
sorry I'm not describing this contest very well because well
I'm a little stool nod. Where are you calling from, Heather,
I'm from Ready and we have a lot of pa
calling in today. I love it. All right. So you
have dogs? You know dogs? You think, oh, you're also
a dog groomer. Yeah, oh good, all right, so hopefully

(41:53):
I know my breed. Welcome to canine combination, as you know,
cross reading dogs combining the names of the dogs that
created a new name. For instance, a Labrador Retriever and
a poodle is known as a labor doodle. Absolutely all right.
That was just a test question that does not go
towards your final answers. Are you ready? Okay, okay, Heather,

(42:17):
here we go. A Cocker Spaniel and a poodle cock absolutely,
A Schnauzer and a poodle.

Speaker 25 (42:28):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
Schnauzer and poodle is a absolutely okay. See, I've never
heard of this one. A Golden Retriever and a Collie.

Speaker 9 (42:46):
Collie.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
Yea, I never heard of Scotty Scott you've heard of this.
You have collies. I used to have a Shelty. Okay,
well that's not a Collie. Thanks for a Golden Retriever
and a Collie Golden Retriever.

Speaker 8 (43:04):
I'm not sure.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
I don't know that it's a They say it's a golly.

Speaker 9 (43:08):
Oh I never I never heard of that.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
Are you sure? I'm positive I know my dogs?

Speaker 9 (43:13):
You don't know dogs everything?

Speaker 27 (43:17):
All right?

Speaker 12 (43:17):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
How about this one, Heather, a Chihuahua and a pug.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
Uh chug?

Speaker 2 (43:26):
Yes, yes, either, neither of I think Nate's making this
chug owner. Somewhere out there they're talking about I'm gonna
turn him. I'm gonna is not ugly.

Speaker 8 (43:41):
Look, angry dogs are owner and all pugs are are
cute but ugly.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
All right, Okay, here we go. Another canine, combo pitbull
and a husky. No, it's a pits. I could hear
that one, Okay, I have now. How about a Maltese

(44:08):
and a Yorkshire Terrier. It's a Maltese and a Yorkshire Terrier. Okay,
that would be that would be that would be a Markie.
Are you sure? Stop yelling? I've heard that one before. Okay,
here's what I've heard of a Jack Russell Terrier and

(44:29):
a beagle Jack Russell Terrier and a dogs.

Speaker 8 (44:41):
Like I was used to, like a cabbage sun or
a Yorky coup or like these are these are one
thing you don't hear.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
But yeah, they're more rare. Oh see the jack Russell
terrier and a terrier and a beagle is a jacobee?

Speaker 9 (44:55):
What it's not? Yeah, I've never heard of that one,
all right?

Speaker 2 (44:59):
How about a how about a Chihuahua and a dash
und dash hound? They call him different. It's a dashun. Oh,
it's not a dashound. A Chihuahua and a dosi.

Speaker 9 (45:19):
But I take it back, by the way, the chuck
is very cute.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
Okay. How about a boxer and a beagle.

Speaker 11 (45:28):
Boxer and.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
It's a boggle?

Speaker 9 (45:33):
A bogle A Google get this list?

Speaker 2 (45:37):
Okay? What is a bulldog and a ship suit?

Speaker 22 (45:43):
I never.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
It's a bullship.

Speaker 12 (45:50):
It's true, all right, now, that's made up for sure.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
That's okay, okay, okay. What what about a combination of
a ship sue and a pit bull.

Speaker 11 (46:03):
That wasn't may not kill not at all.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
That's a ship pick. It's not funny.

Speaker 9 (46:12):
Okay's laughing.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
It's not funny, Condy. What about a jack Russell Terrier
and a cocker Spaniel?

Speaker 12 (46:24):
Oh, come on, Jackie, cock.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
Gone breath. I'm gonna go get one of those. How
about a cocker spaniel and a ship sue, because it
is a cocker spaniel and a ship suit.

Speaker 22 (46:48):
Cocky.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
Yes, the dog, not at all dog? These dogs may.

Speaker 10 (47:01):
I've been googling every single mix of these. Do they
really exist? The jack of Jack of cock is cute?

Speaker 2 (47:09):
Okay, I'm sure it is.

Speaker 22 (47:15):
It is.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
Thank you, Heather, have a great day. Okay, hold on
one second, No, thank you. It's an honor, an honor
to speak with you. Absolutely.

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and The Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (47:56):
I was looking through Reddit the thirteen things only terrible
people say, Yes, oh.

Speaker 10 (48:02):
No, I'm gonna feel bad In a minute, I might
say some of these.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
Okay, hold on, Look, we all deal with terrible people
from time to time. You kind of wonder do people
think we're terrible? I mean, I don't know. If you say, hey, no,
I'm not terrible. I'm a nice guy. Well that's actually
number one in the list, right, terrible people will say
I'm a nice guy. Totally.

Speaker 9 (48:23):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
It's no time for the things only terrible people say?
Do you have a few?

Speaker 8 (48:32):
I feel like a lot of people that start with look,
I'm gonna be honest, are about to give you the
biggest lie in the world.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
Yeah. Do you know who I am?

Speaker 9 (48:44):
Stop?

Speaker 17 (48:44):
Stop?

Speaker 9 (48:45):
Stop? People do that all the time to get into
our jingle Bowl concerts. Do you know who I am?

Speaker 2 (48:51):
I'll never forget Harvey Weinstein, of all people, I watched
him pull that backstage really Oh when the security guards
are trying to get him to move his kid out
of the way because whoever Beyonce was walking through whatever,
He's like, Hello, do you know who I am?

Speaker 10 (49:07):
You've already lost.

Speaker 8 (49:08):
When you have to say that, because either they know
when they don't care, or they don't know and they
don't care exactly, you look like.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
A douche because I can.

Speaker 9 (49:20):
I will jokingly say that, Well, you say that to
your kids all the time.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
Oh, you'd still do that, because I said so, my
parents do that.

Speaker 11 (49:29):
Still.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
Yeah, you've lost a customer.

Speaker 10 (49:35):
Oh is that is that akin to us? I'm not
listening anymore.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
Yeah. And that's the thing I will tell you right now.
If you say you know what, you've lost a customer,
they are happy to see you go. They really are. Oh,
get bye.

Speaker 9 (49:49):
Don't we do that? Don't people say that's it, you've
lost a listener.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
Okay, bye? This one on the show do Better, Do Better.
That's a bad person. You have to do Petter, to
do better? Person? Is this the worst of all, the
worst creature ever? Yeah?

Speaker 11 (50:06):
Frog.

Speaker 12 (50:06):
I heard a manager of the other day.

Speaker 14 (50:08):
I was waiting in line at a customer service and
the person says, I've been shopping here for forty years.
And the manager goes, let me stop you. We've only business.
We've only been in business for twenty five And if
you've been here that long. You should know the rules.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
Oh god, the most awful you know you do you?
I guess you shouldn't really have to monitor what you say,
because if you're a good person, you're gonna you're not
gonna say these things, right yep?

Speaker 8 (50:34):
Oh, I have some how about men who say, oh,
women just aren't funny, awful?

Speaker 10 (50:39):
I can't stand.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
I used to say that to Danielle all this time.

Speaker 10 (50:42):
Yeah, it's horrible, horrible, you know.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
But you know, we were kidding around. I was, there
was there was an argument out years ago, well, women
aren't funny, they're just fun.

Speaker 10 (50:51):
Yeah, that's a lie. Some of the funniest people I
know are women in my house.

Speaker 9 (50:55):
I'm the fun one and Sheldon's the funny one.

Speaker 26 (50:58):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (51:00):
And then women who say I just don't get along
with other women. I don't know, they just don't like me.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
I wonder why, Yeah, so or you know, look, I'm
not racist, but oh.

Speaker 10 (51:16):
Yeah, that's a bad one, too bad one.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
Yeah, you know, we're like, really, have you set the
stage with that? God knows.

Speaker 10 (51:23):
I want to hear what's coming next and racist commentary?

Speaker 2 (51:26):
Yeah, Leah Online twenty four has wor Hi Leah h
We're doing okay, So add to our list of the
things only terrible people say.

Speaker 7 (51:37):
You know, somebody is a jerk when they say no
offense but oh yeah, you're.

Speaker 9 (51:41):
About to get offended.

Speaker 26 (51:45):
Now.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
Yeah, I know it's true. I mean, Leah, it's a
it's so easy to size a person up. And sometimes
we don't want to start judging people from one one sentence,
but it's hard not to when they say things like that, right.

Speaker 7 (51:57):
Yeah, yeah, especially I'm a teacher, and then how things
all the time, it's like they want to give you advice,
but they're like, no offense, but oh you teach like garbage?

Speaker 2 (52:09):
Yeah, or the same as someone just texted this in
I mean this in the best way.

Speaker 9 (52:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
But yeah, as as your friend, I feel the need
to tell you my taxes pay your salary. Yeah, goodbye, Leah,
thank you, you have a safe day. We love our teachers,
thank you.

Speaker 15 (52:31):
Love you guys too, Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
Yeah, so I get I guess the moral of the
story is, as we just this is just a short
little whatever. It just it's good to sort. Maybe we
listen to what you're saying, Listen to what you're saying
before you say it, or as you say it and
then stop it immediately. Yeah, Nate, what I think this
is on your list.

Speaker 11 (52:51):
But when somebody blames their attitude on their zodiac side,
did you say that yet?

Speaker 2 (52:56):
I hate that.

Speaker 12 (52:56):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
I'm a Leo.

Speaker 12 (52:58):
I'm very brave.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
I'm like, oh, that has nothing to do with anything.

Speaker 10 (53:03):
Yeah, I might have done that before.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
Scary uses from Brooklyn a lot. Well, you know, we
like to open up the fire hydrants and shoot water
across the streets so there's no water pressure. So if
there's a house burning, no, no, it's okay, it'll burned
down because it's summertime. We're hot. I'm from Brooklyn. That's
what we do.

Speaker 22 (53:19):
What we do.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
I do end a lot of things by saying that Trooklyn,
it's what we do.

Speaker 8 (53:23):
How about people who refer to themselves in third person?
They have Scary was talking telling a story about Scary.
That's so weird to me.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
That's like a Seinfeld episode. They there was one whole
episode about the guy who, like Danny, likes.

Speaker 13 (53:36):
To do this.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
Now that's creepy. Or when Governor Cramo in New York
he said he was very handsy with people because he's Italian.
See that's what you're doing. You're screaming. Now, stop screaming. Scary,
but we do that. We're I'm from Brooklyn. There's people
in Brooklyn going, I don't scream, I really don't. I'm
just no, all right, the dogs are getting crazy, you

(54:02):
know what. I it's so hard to keep up with
the adventures of Froggy and Lisa. It's like, I feel
like I know Ricky and Lucy Ricardo. I mean, they
are the Ricardo's of Jacksonville. So when my phone rings
in the afternoon and it's Froggy, I know when I
pick it up, his first thing out of his mouth
is always, let me ask you a question. Yesterday's was

(54:26):
this I've seen Froggy. I'm like, hey, Frog, what's up? Hey,
let me ask you a question. And so I know
that Lisa is right next to him. So one of
my chores in the house is to vacuum. But we
got a room ba so that does most of the work.
So now Lisa thinks she has to add another chore
to my list because now the room ba took that
one off my list. Yeah no, I'm like, really, is

(54:49):
this today's Ricky and Lucy fight?

Speaker 27 (54:53):
What?

Speaker 2 (54:54):
No, it's not.

Speaker 14 (54:55):
I'm not adding into the chore because I have to
manage the room. But here's what else I did. I
went on the app and I named the room but Froggy.
So when it when it vacuums, it says Froggy is
vacuuming technical. Okay, so I have to manage it. And
for anybody, I'll tell you, Okay, well somebody gave us

(55:15):
this room, but I'd never had one before, so no,
you have to go around and tell it like is
this an obstacle? Is it a temporary obstacle? You have
to pick up things. I pick up things off the
floor first so it doesn't tick. So there are things
that you have to do to manage it. So I
do that and that is involved in the vacuuming. So
it's not like I don't do anything. I'm still doing something.
So you're not adding any more to my list. Sorry,

(55:36):
not happening, am I right?

Speaker 27 (55:37):
Scary?

Speaker 2 (55:37):
You are right.

Speaker 16 (55:38):
I just got one as well, and I'm learning about it.
And yes, you must actually go into after it's finished vacuuming.
You have to actually look at the pictures that it
hit while it was doing the sweep. And you're like
wait a second, that's an obstacles blah.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
Hold on, guys, as soon as you have it all
set up, it's set up for life.

Speaker 15 (55:54):
It's done.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
This is not a daily management for the rest of
your lives.

Speaker 12 (55:59):
No, necessarily in the way.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
What does she want to add to your list? What
new chore were you're going to receive?

Speaker 12 (56:07):
I don't even know.

Speaker 14 (56:07):
I don't even I'm sure it's one of hers. I'm
sure it's something that she does, she wants me to do,
because we split the things evenly, so I do things,
she does things. It's very you know, it's very fifty
to fifty. It's fine, But I'm not But I didn't.
I still have to manage this thing. It's an undertaking,
and I'm not going to take on more responsibility while
she shirks hers.

Speaker 12 (56:25):
That's what I don't think is you.

Speaker 2 (56:27):
Know, I'm still in charge of rewinding the VHS tapes
at my house while it's very time consumed. A friend
of mine like, if anyone calls me and says hey,
or text me and says, hey, we need to have
a meeting, We'll meet you in the zoom room, And
I'm like, can we just talk on the phone? I
don't want to. I don't want to look at a camera.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
I will if I'm going to the meeting, I will
leave the meeting. Say there's like a meeting with like
a client or the salespeople or whatever. I'll go on
and it says you're the first to the meeting waiting
for them, Like, oh, no, I'm not, and I go away.
And then I say and I come back a couple
of minutes later, because I don't want to be the
first one sitting there like a dummy.

Speaker 2 (57:12):
Well, I'm waiting with conference calls. You call the number
and then you punch in your code and it was
like you were the first conference I'll call back. I'm
not going to sit here and just wait. And then
you hear you're like, who's there?

Speaker 10 (57:30):
Identify yourself?

Speaker 15 (57:31):
Yes.

Speaker 12 (57:31):
Scary.

Speaker 2 (57:32):
I'll tell you.

Speaker 16 (57:32):
What makes me nervous is when as the meeting is
coming to an end, I'm like, all right, we're gonna leave, okay.
And then I leave and I say, all right, I'm
out of here, and they say, hey, you guys, stay
on the call. Scary you can go, because I immediately
think that they're going to be talking about me behind
my back, like wait, a second. What was it that
couldn't have been said in front of me that now

(57:53):
you want it? You want to talk behind my back? Oh,
I'm exiting the meeting.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
Well, they're probably saying that we're gonna keep meeting, but
we're meeting stuff that doesn't pertain to you, and you
don't want to waste your time being they're talking about
me behind my that's it, okay about let's talk about him.
I doubt it's happening that way. No offense.

Speaker 14 (58:11):
The best thing to do scary is just turn your
video off like you know that, and then they think
you're God if they don't check.

Speaker 10 (58:17):
That partas they think you're a creep that turned your
video camera off.

Speaker 12 (58:21):
No, you don't know because you No, you don't know.
I'm still there.

Speaker 14 (58:24):
It looks like I'm not unless you have the unless
you have the participant window open, you can't see me
right now.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
But I don't see I don't see Froggy in the
zoom room.

Speaker 10 (58:31):
All right, I see him see him off lurking. No,
his screen, Yeah, screen is very creepy.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
Turn that camera back. Mike is on the twenty four
twenty four Scary Hi Mike.

Speaker 12 (58:46):
Hey, how are you guys, well you know what we're doing.

Speaker 2 (58:48):
Well, thank you for asking. And in this world of
room buzz, I don't have one. But if I had one,
i'd have to give it a name like Froggy named
his Froggy. So he's technically still vacuating. Uh did you
name your room by anything special?

Speaker 3 (59:01):
I absolutely did, dust Bin Beeber.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
He would be so honored. I'm sure, Dustin Baber. How
long have you had your room.

Speaker 28 (59:14):
Bob, only for a couple of months.

Speaker 18 (59:16):
But that's the first thing I named it, first thing
I thought of.

Speaker 27 (59:19):
Do we like it?

Speaker 2 (59:20):
Do we like the room? Buh?

Speaker 27 (59:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (59:23):
What about the dogs? The dogs? Okay with it?

Speaker 14 (59:25):
The dogs At first mine were freaked out by it.
One was the rocky was he doesn't really care rex
he follows it around.

Speaker 12 (59:33):
As it works.

Speaker 14 (59:33):
It's like, I don't really know if it's it's good
or bad. But he's not afraid of it. But it
doesn't work.

Speaker 12 (59:39):
You know, it works well, and I'm doing the vacuum because.

Speaker 2 (59:41):
We've heard stories. We've heard stories, Mike where if your
dog poo's on the floor in the room but gets it,
it smears it all over the house.

Speaker 14 (59:47):
Oh, but now they've got the dog poop, guarantee that
it won't it won't get that. If it does, they'll
give you a new room, but and repair anything that
it damages.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
Who's gonna come clean the dog poop?

Speaker 20 (59:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (59:56):
By the way, if you go to YouTube, there's so
many videos of dogs riding their it's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
The rumba has taken over our lives. Hey, Mike, thank
you have a beautiful day, and thanks for listening to us.
You tell Dustin Bieber, we said, yo is up?

Speaker 27 (01:00:11):
I well, thank you guys, have a good one.

Speaker 17 (01:00:13):
You too, tell mis durand who.

Speaker 6 (01:00:19):
Won.

Speaker 17 (01:00:21):
Maybe you'll calm down a little and the morning show.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
Come on? Wake up, wake up now, mister in the morning.
So we wa wa wait wait? Who called me yesterday?
And I ignored your call?

Speaker 13 (01:00:40):
Me?

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
Scary?

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
You called? I'm sorry afternoon?

Speaker 20 (01:00:44):
Did you?

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
Did you?

Speaker 26 (01:00:44):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
Give a check your phone and see that missed call
from me later in the day. I don't check for
a mis call. I don't, I don't, I don't care.

Speaker 9 (01:00:50):
Is this your new thing now? Putting it on do
not disturb?

Speaker 13 (01:00:53):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
Look, Scary Scary called yesterday. You know there is that
section where you could hit the you know the all.
They all come up and read all the missed calls.
But I don't. I don't want to talk to anyone.
And you see, this is where we this is where
we differ. I don't. I really Uh, if there's an emergency,
you'll figure out how to get in touch with me.

(01:01:14):
I checked my texts every once in a while.

Speaker 12 (01:01:16):
But yeah, yeah, I fail. When you get one phone
call is not your call. Yeah, but not that. If
you get one call, he's not answering you know what.

Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
And look, don't brand me as being an a hole
because of this. Just just hear me out. We all
decide our live to live our lives in different ways.
When I when I wanted my own personal time, I don't.
I don't really care if you get upset. I'm not
there for you. I mean, if if it's an emergency,
I will you know, you'll get through to me and
we'll take care of business. I'm always there for you. Scary, Why, well,

(01:01:47):
let me ask you. Why were you calling yesterday?

Speaker 22 (01:01:48):
Oh?

Speaker 16 (01:01:49):
No, I wanted to talk about some a couple of
off show business items that was just going to take
a couple of minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
Thank got it did in pants.

Speaker 16 (01:01:57):
No, it was nothing bad it was just something cool,
an idea that I had, but uh, yeah, no, it's cool.
I actually respect the fact that you put your phone
and do not disturb. You talked about it the other day.
I love that, and you're creating this time for yourself.
I'm just just wondering, like, Okay, eventually I'll get back
to me.

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
And I just know I have a lot of people
who text me every day and I don't get back
to them. And they asked, well, how can we not
getting back to me. I'm like, well, because you didn't
really ask a question you needed an answer to. So
I just like, if you you know, that's just who
I am.

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
I've found people don't believe me though when I say
I didn't see it, because sometimes they don't. Yeah, I
do have my Apple Watch on and my phone, but
I honestly zone out a lot during the day and
kind of like just tried to do things with the
kids or get things organized and rest and so then
I'll go to it later and I'll go, oh my gosh,
this came in five hours ago. And then they're like,
you know you saw it. You wear an Apple Watch.

Speaker 9 (01:02:44):
I'm like, I swear I didn't even know well, even.

Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
If you know, even if you did see it, you
don't owe in it. You do not owe an immediate response.
You just don't know.

Speaker 19 (01:02:52):
So that.

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
I'm the same way, and emailed even takes longer. Voicemail.
I haven't checked voicemail in years.

Speaker 10 (01:02:57):
I don't know how that worked me neither. I'm surprise
gys when I still get a voicemail, I'm like, wait,
that works. I thought I filled it up.

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
Damn it them. A lot of people believe that if
they send a text and you see it, then they
deserve an immediate response. It's right now, it's like just
just barging into someone's remaned life. Let's have a conversation
about what I want to talk about right now. Okay,
here we go, no matter what you're doing, not even
taking into consideration where you are in your world. Look,
I z owe out. I do my own thing right Well, scary,

(01:03:24):
what does it want to talk about? Let's bring it
up on the show.

Speaker 16 (01:03:27):
Okay, it was just a solution for a sales client,
and it's really should be talked about off the air.

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
You should talk to Nate about that kind of stuff.

Speaker 9 (01:03:36):
It called me as well about it.

Speaker 16 (01:03:40):
Why do you have to get a committee to help
you out, because I think that you would provide the
best solution and the best direction.

Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
You've got the most experience doing. You know, I have
no more experience than you have. My life coach, you
and you have the most No. No, no, no, I'm
not your life coach.

Speaker 22 (01:03:55):
No.

Speaker 9 (01:03:55):
I wanted to pick don't blame that on me.

Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
I wanted to pick your brain a little bit, that's all. No, no,
no no, And I would love to do that one day.
That'll be good. But what are you doing in twenty two?
I'm September looking for you? Well, I love you, scary,
It's just you know, I have no hard feelings. I'm like, yeh,
he'll get back to me at some point.

Speaker 1 (01:04:17):
Okay, Well, no, I don't know if Nate's worse or
Elvis is worse because Nate. Sometimes I'm like, dude, I
need an answer on this, and he's just like another Daniel.

Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
To be fair, Nate, Nate's position is where he should
answer every single one. Well, the reason the reason why
I don't have to is because Nate's here. Nate, if
I start answering things, you have no reason to be here,
So you should start answering.

Speaker 9 (01:04:43):
Sometimes maybe he's having sex with the heather and that's
why he's not here.

Speaker 11 (01:04:46):
Maybe another stroke there, Danielle.

Speaker 9 (01:04:49):
We'll get out of here.

Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
Sorry, I can't pick up the phone now. I'm having
a stroke.

Speaker 9 (01:04:56):
About that, Daniels defense.

Speaker 14 (01:04:59):
I did text him yesterday. I said, hey, man, do
you have a second And about ten minutes later my
phone rang.

Speaker 9 (01:05:04):
So okay, well you know what Loddy Doddy do.

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
Maybe he was open at that time, and he was
he was ready to take a conversation. And yeah, to
be fair, there's times where I need you and you're
on response.

Speaker 9 (01:05:15):
Well that is true. I'll admit that. That's those hours
where I put it aside.

Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
And I'm trying.

Speaker 14 (01:05:21):
All you got to do is an Apple watch. You
can just walk he talking Danielle like I do whenever
you can get hold of And we.

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
Just got a text from someone say if you call
and don't leave a message, I won't call you back
in the same way if you call and you don't
leave a message, and you don't you don't follow it
with the text I need to talk to you. Then
it was just like a hey, I just walk It's
like you just walked by and crop Dustin, you don't like.

Speaker 12 (01:05:42):
To check a message?

Speaker 2 (01:05:44):
No, I don't know how. I don't know how to
check messages? What Nate?

Speaker 11 (01:05:49):
You know what I would love a recording of is
how you hang up the phone when you're lucky enough
to get Elvis on the phone. And Elvis hangs up
faster than anybody I've ever met in my life.

Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
He's not even through the word by It's like, but
you see. I looked at the phone as like a
like a walkie talkie. Yeah, like you hurt the button,
you talk and you let the button go right.

Speaker 9 (01:06:11):
That's why you need an Apple watch so we can
walk you talk at you if you think about it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:15):
Phone courtesy the phone range. You pick it, You pick
it up and you go hello, Where did that come from?
And the way we say it because if I see you,
if I see you on the street, I don't go hello,
I go hey. You know what I'm saying? That's true.
I like how Italian's after the phone pronto?

Speaker 15 (01:06:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
Do that mean to me? That means hurry? What do
you want? I gotta go pronto. I gotta talk to
you guys about something. And tell me if you ever
had one of these. I found my fake ID from
when I was in high school.

Speaker 10 (01:06:44):
Oh nice, that's nice.

Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
I still have it. For some reason, I had it
in a box full of you know whatever, like old pot. Yeah,
like you know, you can actually roll a joint from
the old old pot from nineteen eighty two with the seeds,
because that's back when we couldn't afford anyway. But my
fake ID was in there, and I was like, oh
my god, I remembered all the times I used to
be so nervous. Do you remember going to clubs? You

(01:07:09):
give the bouncer your fake idea, like, please, God, don't
let tonight be the night they questioned me, and they
would let you in. You're good. So did you ever
have a fake ID?

Speaker 27 (01:07:18):
Never?

Speaker 9 (01:07:18):
No, I never did. I never had one. I know
a lot of people did.

Speaker 10 (01:07:21):
No, I didn't have one. I mean I was a
girl in Miami.

Speaker 2 (01:07:24):
They just let you in real yeah. See that's the
thing girls in Miami that let them ride out. Yeah
come on, but for guys, I mean, I got a
fake ID. Back then, the drinking age went from eighteen
to twenty one. Oh, and of course it did that
the day I turned eighteen. I'm wait, wait, wait, no, anyway,

(01:07:45):
so I got this fake idea. I remember going downtown
Dallas to this place. They took my picture, they gave
me the fake ID, and it worked. It was great.

Speaker 10 (01:07:54):
It was like a legitimate, like an actual license or idea.

Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
It looked like a State of Texas Iver's Liz So, Danielle,
if you found your kids had fake id's, I mean,
would you freak out?

Speaker 6 (01:08:05):
Ah?

Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
I probably wouldn't be thrilled as a parent because there's
only one reason you want a fake ID, and that's
to get into club exactly right, right, So, I don't know.
It was it was great fighting it though. It brought
back all these memories, like I was, I was just
an awful, awful kid.

Speaker 12 (01:08:25):
But that's okay.

Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
I'm select shaming myself. So having a fake ID is
kind of an interesting thing. You get justin online twenty
one calling in from Cleveland. How are you doing?

Speaker 23 (01:08:34):
Justin good?

Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
How are you? I'm doing okay. So you still have
your fake ID?

Speaker 11 (01:08:39):
Is it?

Speaker 26 (01:08:40):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:08:40):
Do you still have it? Did you throw it away?

Speaker 3 (01:08:43):
I do still have it.

Speaker 15 (01:08:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:08:44):
We we held on to them after we all turned
twenty one. I don't know why, but we did.

Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
Because it's a part of your history. It's a part
of your it's part of the Justin museum, you know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (01:08:56):
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah. No, we actually went out when
we were twenty four unused him and uh, just for fun.

Speaker 18 (01:09:03):
And my roommate wait, wait.

Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
Wait, hold on, hold on, you use your fake ID
when you were twenty four just for fun?

Speaker 19 (01:09:10):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
Yeah, we were kind of bored and we were going out,
and my roommate had all five of ours and we said,
why not try and go out and get away with
using them one more time? In what happened four, about
four out of five of us succeeded.

Speaker 27 (01:09:28):
One of my friends had a ID that was a
real ID, but it was not him, and there was
cops in the bar that we went to, and he
ran into some problems and had to stand outside for
about an hour and try and plead his case that
he was a twenty four year old and we were
just playing a little.

Speaker 3 (01:09:44):
Prank and.

Speaker 2 (01:09:47):
Justin Really for me, how stupid, I though, I know.

Speaker 3 (01:09:51):
It was the dumbest thing ever. But good story to
look back on, I know, I know.

Speaker 2 (01:09:56):
But your howld are you now?

Speaker 7 (01:09:58):
Twenty four?

Speaker 3 (01:10:00):
Four six months ago?

Speaker 2 (01:10:03):
All right? So, but I'm a fifty five year old guy.
If I used my high school ID, I would probably
be figured out.

Speaker 3 (01:10:11):
Yeah, you might be in the same bug as my
buddy was.

Speaker 12 (01:10:14):
God.

Speaker 2 (01:10:15):
All right, Well, so here's two not being bored when
we go out and using fake IDs. That's the strangest
thing I've ever heard. All right, Well, justin thanks for calling, man,
have a good day. I appreciate you calling. Can you
imagine why would you want to go out? No way,
use your fake ID just for fun.

Speaker 8 (01:10:29):
I think that fake id's are one of those things
you should absolutely pay forward. Once you're done with it,
you just have to give it to someone else who
looks like you and keep the cycle going.

Speaker 9 (01:10:36):
But if you can't find somebody that looks like you,
you can.

Speaker 10 (01:10:38):
You can always find something.

Speaker 2 (01:10:40):
Just keep it. Like me, Jamie, Jamie in Lane twenty one,
use her sister's ID. You look like your sister, Jamie.

Speaker 21 (01:10:50):
I would dye my hair to look like my sister.

Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
Just to use her ID. All right, Yeah, did it
work out?

Speaker 1 (01:11:00):
It did.

Speaker 19 (01:11:01):
So.

Speaker 21 (01:11:01):
I grew up in New York. I used to go
to the bars and Poughkeepsie and my sister before she
moved to South Carolina, she would go out she's very social.
She makes friends with a lot of people. So I
got to the bar and I hit on my idea.
He goes, this isn't you.

Speaker 12 (01:11:20):
I know you?

Speaker 21 (01:11:21):
I know her.

Speaker 5 (01:11:21):
I was like, you don't know me?

Speaker 21 (01:11:24):
And he ends up calling my sister.

Speaker 2 (01:11:28):
Oh no, I mean all you want to just go
and have fun. Why do they stand in your in
your way?

Speaker 21 (01:11:36):
It's going to blackout drunk?

Speaker 2 (01:11:38):
Yes, getting blackout drunk. It's not good. All right, Well
thanks for your go ahead, but letting me all right, Jamie,
I can can you understand what she's saying? Thanks for
calling Jamie. Hold on, hold one second. We'll send you
a prize, send her something. And so that's the thing.

(01:11:58):
Fake id's what do you get a fake ID? Today?
I mean, IDs now are just they're so like they
have like things on them, like little emblems and things
you can't find.

Speaker 8 (01:12:09):
I'd be so chicken because it's a felony. Right, if
you get caught with something like that, I freak it,
I think.

Speaker 2 (01:12:15):
So Okay. Finally, Tara line twenty one, her parents caught her.
Really what happened?

Speaker 13 (01:12:20):
Tara?

Speaker 22 (01:12:22):
Hi?

Speaker 6 (01:12:22):
Yeah, so it was just hanging out in my room
one day.

Speaker 13 (01:12:25):
Parents were going through like typical parents, and they found
it and next thing I know.

Speaker 5 (01:12:29):
It's on our Christmas tree.

Speaker 2 (01:12:31):
What they made an ornament? They've been a Christmas tree
ornament out of your fake ID.

Speaker 26 (01:12:36):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 12 (01:12:39):
That's pretty I love your parents. I mean you hate them,
I love them. It's pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (01:12:44):
All right, Well, how old are you now?

Speaker 5 (01:12:47):
Thirty three?

Speaker 2 (01:12:48):
Okay, you don't have to use that. You don't have
to use that anymore, right, Tara, have a great day.
Thank you for listening. Our friend Tommy de Dario hosts.
I've never said this before. It's a podcastere He interviews
our favorite actress and artists. Tommy, who's on the podcast
this week?

Speaker 28 (01:13:03):
Hey, Elvis, I have actor Brianna Hildebrand on the show
who is currently in the smash hit film Deadpool and Wolverine.
She's opening up about what it's like working with Ryan
Reynolds and Hugh Jackman.

Speaker 2 (01:13:14):
You don't want to miss it. I've never said this before.
New episodes every Tuesday. Listen on the iHeartRadio app or
wherever you get your podcasts. In the show, all right,
we want to hear from you right now. You don't
have to use your name if you don't want you
can you can actually change your voice. We don't. We

(01:13:36):
don't have the technology to change your voice to you.
We want to know your industry secret. Customer service in
any any form. Restaurants are typically the ones we get
the most because they're I don't know, when it comes
to food handling, you know those come through loud and clear.
But what about if you're a mortician? What about a doctor?

(01:13:57):
What about a teacher? What about a gimme some ideas, guys,
what do you think?

Speaker 1 (01:14:01):
I want to know if it really happens when like
the person comes to the door and they're like sexy
outfit or in their like bathrobe and they seduce you.

Speaker 9 (01:14:08):
Does that really happen or is it just in the
porn movie When I.

Speaker 2 (01:14:11):
Come to the door in my stiletto's does it turn
you on? Call me down?

Speaker 12 (01:14:17):
Let me know.

Speaker 2 (01:14:17):
Yeah, gandhi, what are you thinking? What are your what
are your requesting?

Speaker 8 (01:14:20):
I would love to hear from maintenance people or property
management people who are going inside apartments or homes all
day and delivery service. I want to know their secrets too,
because that's where I think Danielle is going to see
the people with the robes trying to seduce everyone.

Speaker 16 (01:14:35):
Yes, yeah, scary request on that note real estate brokers
because they are also in and out of houses.

Speaker 9 (01:14:41):
Oh yeah, married to get Sheldon.

Speaker 2 (01:14:45):
Well, has he told you any things that you would
like to share?

Speaker 9 (01:14:47):
Nothing in nothing like crazy?

Speaker 2 (01:14:49):
Really he's above board?

Speaker 9 (01:14:51):
What does that mean?

Speaker 2 (01:14:52):
He's above board? There are some people that may not
be above me. He's not chatting at least he's noting
it to you.

Speaker 9 (01:14:58):
Gotcha.

Speaker 12 (01:15:00):
They work in a hotel. Have you ever walked in
on people doing things?

Speaker 2 (01:15:03):
Well, okay, we want all of the abovement. Think about
it right now. What you do for a living, you
may not be surprised at the things you see anymore,
but we would be. I love this hairstylist secret. Show
up for your appointment on time with coffee and you'll
get free ad on services. I've been doing this for
my clients for ten years. Show up with coffee. Oh wow,
Now that's a very simple, simple little secret.

Speaker 9 (01:15:24):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (01:15:25):
I love being a nurse. But no, not like on TV.
We're not having sex with the doctors in the hospital
supply rooms.

Speaker 9 (01:15:32):
Oh wow, man, I always thought they were.

Speaker 2 (01:15:36):
I'm a nurse. We must definitely talk about the patients.
If you're rude a jerk, we flag your account and
make a note of it, so if anyone deals with you,
they have a heads up. We also remember who the
sweet people are too. It pays to be nice. We'll
give you free samples and squeeze you in for appointments
as long as you're nice to us.

Speaker 10 (01:15:52):
That is so true.

Speaker 8 (01:15:54):
I don't know if it's because I'm sweet, but I've
been to the doctor a couple times and they've recommended
something and them been like, wait here, just take all
of this piles of free samples.

Speaker 9 (01:16:01):
That's great.

Speaker 2 (01:16:02):
Well, we've contacted some of our texters and we have
them online for you. Let's go meet Julia on line
twenty four. She's a teacher. And you know how we
feel about our educators, Julia, right. I mean I say that,
I repeat it every single time, but we love teachers.
So it's an honor to have you on.

Speaker 19 (01:16:16):
Let's go awesome.

Speaker 26 (01:16:18):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 29 (01:16:19):
I got you can't leave the god throat.

Speaker 2 (01:16:20):
Well, I'm glad you did. So give us a heads
up on students who are jerks, and some of them are.

Speaker 29 (01:16:27):
Yes, So, I mean, I've been very fortunately lucky years
in a few years of teaching that My students have
always been amazing and so sweet, and the parents are supportive.
But I've seen other teutears experience getting the heads up
when students are jerks, when they cursed in class, when
they're pushing each other being handy. Then of course, you know,

(01:16:49):
we always get a heads up of students who are
just amazing star students, and they students always think that
we picked the star students at random, when really it's not.

Speaker 2 (01:17:00):
Oh really, m so yeah, so you guys have a
network of conversation going on behind their backs to hey,
keep an eye out on Johnny over here, right, okay,
oh yeah, yeah, what's that? Gandhi?

Speaker 8 (01:17:14):
Do you guys when they split up the classes before
the year starts, do they split kids up based on behavior?
Because I'm convinced there's always a bad class there always was,
all right, I go ahead.

Speaker 29 (01:17:26):
Yes, and no, sometimes based on academic needs. Also trying
to split up friend groups to you know, let the
friend groups disperse a little bit and calm down.

Speaker 9 (01:17:36):
I know they did that with the friend groups.

Speaker 13 (01:17:38):
I know.

Speaker 22 (01:17:38):
Rude.

Speaker 14 (01:17:39):
And how do you decide which teacher gets the bad
class like the bad behaving kids?

Speaker 2 (01:17:49):
Yeah, you're right, I would give the problem kids to
the coolest teacher, because the cool will be the cool teacher.
Man's attention. All right, Julia, thank you again. Thank you
for what you do for a living. We appreciate it
very much and have a go every morning.

Speaker 12 (01:18:02):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (01:18:03):
I love that very much. Thank you. And we're the
problem students. That's why you lost. We have Kyle on
line twenty three and oh now this is important aircraft mechanic. Look,
you know a lot of people get on the planes
and they're kind of worried about what's going to happen
as far as you know, getting their Coca cola served
cold or whatever. No, I want to make sure that
the engine under the hood is going to get me

(01:18:24):
from point A to point B. And that's what you do, Kyle.
So we appreciate what you do. How are you.

Speaker 3 (01:18:30):
I'm good?

Speaker 27 (01:18:31):
Are you?

Speaker 2 (01:18:31):
We're doing okay? So what are some secrets about airplanes
that we need to know to keep us safe insane?

Speaker 18 (01:18:37):
Well, aircraft have a minimum equipment list thing. So planes
could fly with a lot of things broken. Right, If
the plane needs a tire changed and they.

Speaker 3 (01:18:49):
Don't have that tire where you're at, they will fly
at eating a tire.

Speaker 18 (01:18:54):
They can have a bad wheel bearing bad break. So
something sounds funny. Because something is funny, we.

Speaker 9 (01:19:00):
Shouldn't be playing well.

Speaker 2 (01:19:03):
Kyle. Let me make an assumption. There are so many
systems on a plane where if you have one bad
breakover here, you have enough system left to stop you.

Speaker 3 (01:19:11):
Is that Is that the theory correct?

Speaker 2 (01:19:15):
Yeah, there's a lot of redundancy on planes where and
but when you say there's a lot of moving parts,
that means there's more parts that can be broken. But
the plane can still operate at what you say and
I feel is a safe manner. So I don't want
anyone to freak out, Kyle. You know what, Let me

(01:19:36):
ask you, Kyle, Kyle, when you sit down on a
plane to fly, do you feel do you feel safe?
Do you feel okay? Do you feel confident?

Speaker 18 (01:19:44):
I feel confident. I mean I have to fly on
what I fix, so I mean I hope I feel
confident very much.

Speaker 2 (01:19:48):
So, I mean, look, you know, all of the men
and women who are servicing and being mechanics on these planes,
we we need you, we trust you, We hope they're
taking care of you. Kyle. You deserve it.

Speaker 18 (01:20:00):
Yes, I will not send a plane up as it's broken.

Speaker 2 (01:20:03):
Broken see broken broken by This may not be the same,
but sort of. How many of you, I'm included drive
to and from work every day with your check engine
light on?

Speaker 11 (01:20:17):
Okay, okay, sure I would do that.

Speaker 18 (01:20:19):
I might be one of those.

Speaker 9 (01:20:22):
How did you do that's no?

Speaker 2 (01:20:24):
Well, first of all, you're not forty thousand feet in
the air, so that's helpful. So there is that. Hey, Kyle,
stay safe and thanks for keeping us safe, and thanks
for the back room secrets. We appreciate it. There you go, Yeah,
don't worry. It's okay. You have enough stuff on there
to keep you in the air. Okay, hopefully, Hey Brie,

(01:20:45):
Brie Online twenty two. There's always a friend of ours
who work in a hotel who have interesting things to
tell us. What do you have, Brie?

Speaker 5 (01:20:53):
So I can confirm something that you've always probably thought
but didn't really want to confirm it.

Speaker 12 (01:20:59):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:21:00):
So I used to work for a hotel company, and
it is true. They only change the doubt covers about
once a week. What they do in those beds. You're
going to sleep with it next if it hasn't been
a week.

Speaker 14 (01:21:16):
Okay, Okay, Well, so they don't change it out in
between guests. Like I know, if I stay there four
days and then so the next person that they just
stay two days, they're sleeping on the same cover.

Speaker 2 (01:21:26):
Yes, after I don't want that noose. Yeah, So what
is your suggestion when we check in?

Speaker 18 (01:21:33):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (01:21:33):
Is it best just to kind of just clear all
that stuff off and to sleep under a bath towel.

Speaker 12 (01:21:38):
I mean, what do we do?

Speaker 5 (01:21:41):
You can request a clean do they and then if
there is a room that's been cleaned, then they will
give that to you.

Speaker 7 (01:21:52):
But most of the time, I would just.

Speaker 5 (01:21:54):
Recommend using the sheets because those do get cleaned and
changed every guest, And if a guest is saying more
than one day, then they get changed I want to
say every other day. But the duvet cover, it's every five.

Speaker 7 (01:22:09):
To seven days.

Speaker 5 (01:22:10):
So and you know, just because you're not on the
cover doesn't mean.

Speaker 2 (01:22:16):
It's it's not on the cover, right No, I wat
we read your code allouding more, you know. And there
are a lot of people who think, well, if I
stay at a more expensive hotel, the sheets are cleaner
than the less expensive hotel. No, that's not how that works,
because once you're back of house and cleaning sheets. It's
it's the same world back there, isn't it. I'm assuming.

Speaker 6 (01:22:39):
Yes, the hotel that.

Speaker 5 (01:22:41):
I worked for was it wasn't a cheap hotel, I'll
tell you that, but they still didn't really change it,
and it's it's the same either way.

Speaker 7 (01:22:50):
I don't mean, I.

Speaker 5 (01:22:50):
Don't know about like the top dollar hotels like Marriott's
and things like that, but the one that I worked for,
they weren't sheep. But they weren't. I mean, you wouldn't
probably see Ed Sheeran there.

Speaker 2 (01:23:07):
Okay, okay, Well that's that's how I test my hotels.
Is this air is this EDG sharable? If it is,
I'm out.

Speaker 14 (01:23:16):
What about the curtains? How often do they clean the curtains?
Because Scary is always afraid of the curtains.

Speaker 5 (01:23:23):
I worked there for probably about six months, and we
never cleaned the curtain, and there was something visibly on it.

Speaker 22 (01:23:31):
We didn't clean it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:32):
Yeah, got it? Yeah? All right, Well what that said?
We love you. Thanks for listening, and Brie, and thanks
for thanks for being a part of our show. Thank
you very much. I've got Christina. We're talking about industry secrets.
She has a zoom tip secret.

Speaker 13 (01:23:47):
What is that?

Speaker 2 (01:23:47):
Christina? What do you know that we need to know?

Speaker 13 (01:23:50):
Oh my god, I'm dying right now. I just have
to say I just called about one hundred and twenty
times on the way back to Port Lauderdale Airport. So
I am literally dying.

Speaker 7 (01:23:57):
I love you.

Speaker 2 (01:23:58):
He please please do literally that would be weird, but anyway,
go ahead, I'm driving.

Speaker 13 (01:24:02):
That would be terrible.

Speaker 19 (01:24:03):
Okay.

Speaker 13 (01:24:04):
So I am a property manager and I have cameras
obviously all over the clubhouse. And when I see someone
come in that I know as a regular complainer, I
get onto my YouTube, which I always have up on
the side on one of my screens, and I click
on a pre recorded zoom call and turn it up
really loud, so that way when they walk in or

(01:24:26):
walk into my office, they think I'm on a meeting,
and then I don't have to take their complaints that.

Speaker 2 (01:24:33):
It's a prop zoom. It's not even real, it's someone
else's zoom.

Speaker 26 (01:24:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:24:38):
Wow, that's see, that's genius. That is like a mind screw.

Speaker 13 (01:24:42):
I love that the video, And then I'll hold up
my finger and be like, oh, I'm busy, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:24:47):
Yeah, that's awesome. I love that, you know, Christina, out
of all these tips, I think that's the one I'm
going to have to borrow. Thank you, we appreciate it.
And I'm glad you're getting home safe from the airport
because we heard the other call about you know, airplanes.
It's all cool, have a good.

Speaker 13 (01:25:01):
Day, okay, all right, thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (01:25:04):
So finally you heard from our friend Jen. And this
was the call that that Nate was so excited about.
And we lost you Jen, and now we have you back.
Thank god, we got you back back. Welcome to the show.

Speaker 19 (01:25:15):
Good morning, how are you.

Speaker 2 (01:25:16):
We're doing very well. So clothing labels, let's go to
that industry for a moment. What do you know that
we need to know.

Speaker 19 (01:25:24):
That a lot of manufacturers are a little bit cheap
and won't go through the testing process so the past
day and they're just they'll just say dry clean only,
when in fact you can probably wash it and dry it.

Speaker 22 (01:25:36):
Ah what.

Speaker 19 (01:25:40):
Yep, I don't even have an account at the dry cleaner.

Speaker 2 (01:25:43):
Wow. Wow, Because I know I have ruined a few
things by washing them, but not very I'm just afraid
to wash them. It says dry clean.

Speaker 19 (01:25:51):
Only, like you said, So no, maybe like delicate and
hang dry, but ninety nine percent of what you you
can wash.

Speaker 2 (01:26:01):
Come on, don't you Gabana do that thing in the Washington.

Speaker 9 (01:26:05):
Sometimes where I look at something and I go, I
don't understand. There's no way that I should be able
to wash this.

Speaker 2 (01:26:11):
Now I know, damn it is that what you're talking about? Interesting?
That's right, all right, Jen, Jen, We heard from someone
who knows, and we trust you. We trust you with
our lives and with our clothing. Thank you, have a
good day. Thanks for calling back. We appreciate it you
so much. Awesome. Hey, there was one more thing that
we didn't get online, but god he was reading this

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on the text from someone who is a mortician.

Speaker 8 (01:26:36):
Yes, very disturbing. This person said, never wipe lipstick off
of a corpse. If you you know, you're at a
funeral and you think Grandma doesn't look right, let me
get that lipstick off. Don't do it because supposedly the
lips are the first part of the body that decays.
So it's just clay for the most part that they
use as lips. So if you wipe it, you're gonna
smear the whole face.

Speaker 2 (01:26:56):
Ah, if you wipe off grandma's lips. You're gonna wipe
off her lips.

Speaker 10 (01:26:59):
Yes, exactly, The lip will be like on an ear.
Don't do it.

Speaker 2 (01:27:06):
Glad we can end on a high note and the
industry secrets keep coming in. Thank you so much. We
feel free, feel free to keep on texting at fifty
it's the weekend.

Speaker 17 (01:27:18):
Hey, this is Miley Cyrus.

Speaker 2 (01:27:19):
It's a black eyed peace.

Speaker 17 (01:27:22):
With Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:27:36):
I came across this thread online where people are talking
about popular sayings that are actually total bs. And let
me know if you agree. Money doesn't buy happiness.

Speaker 13 (01:27:50):
It does.

Speaker 9 (01:27:52):
I tell that to the kids all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:27:54):
It's bs.

Speaker 7 (01:27:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:27:56):
Uh, time heals all wounds.

Speaker 10 (01:27:59):
No, it makes you more angry.

Speaker 2 (01:28:02):
Yeah, the wounds just get deeper something. Uh bs. Cheaters
never win. Oh we know that. Yeah, true, it definitely true.
The old karma thing, what goes around comes around.

Speaker 9 (01:28:15):
Not always, yeah, not always.

Speaker 10 (01:28:17):
I believe in that one. I think sometimes it just
takes too long so we're not looking. But it always happens, right.

Speaker 2 (01:28:22):
Okay, good things come to those who wait.

Speaker 4 (01:28:28):
Terrible thought.

Speaker 2 (01:28:30):
Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger, Yes, out of sight,
out of mind. Wrong, the early bird gets the worm. Hell,
no sleeping. Yeah, an apple of day keeps the doctor away.
Plenty of fish in the sea. Sticks and stones may
break my bones, but words will never hurt me. That's
not true. That's BS. And finally, and this is the

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one I came up with I before E except after C.

Speaker 9 (01:29:01):
And sometimes sometimes something else.

Speaker 2 (01:29:03):
Sometimes why it's a different one. I think you just
let you know have their total BS.

Speaker 1 (01:29:15):
I was in church this weekend and the homily, would
you know, the priest was giving the speech afterwards, He's like, yeah,
we should always forgive each other and live like that.
And I'm sitting there going, yeah, I don't think I
can forgive that person. Yeah, no, I'm pretty sure I
can't forgive that person.

Speaker 2 (01:29:28):
In my head, I'm going through right there in the
house of worship, you're feeling these things. It was terrible.
I do have some I have some really good news.
And line one, NICKI got in touch with us. Hi, Nikki, Hi,
good borning guys. Hello lady, Well hello lady. All right,
So Niki, where were you when you had to do
this favor for a I was at work, right, tell

(01:29:54):
her what you.

Speaker 20 (01:29:55):
Do I am a manager for a coffee company.

Speaker 2 (01:30:00):
A coffee company in New England, Okay, And I.

Speaker 8 (01:30:06):
Was at work.

Speaker 20 (01:30:07):
I was outside on the patio, just getting some stuff,
and suddenly the person that's a regular customer stopped talking
to me and was not breathing, turned purple and heart
stopped beating, not breathing. Totally completely unresponsible.

Speaker 2 (01:30:24):
Wow, right there on the front patio of the coffee cloths.
So what did you do to change the direction of
the day for that person?

Speaker 20 (01:30:33):
GPR nine And there's an amazing guy that came.

Speaker 13 (01:30:37):
I don't even know where he came from.

Speaker 20 (01:30:38):
But during COVID, you're not gonna necessarily jump in and
give somebody CPR. And this guy just did and he
helped me and we saved their life.

Speaker 13 (01:30:49):
And nine when one came and their life.

Speaker 9 (01:30:52):
Oh that's awesome, amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:30:54):
See that changed a lot of people's days. You jumped in,
you could have easily panicked. And what do I do?
You know, you know a lot of people are not
trained in CPR, A lot of people don't understand that.
You know, you need to keep oxygen moving into that
brain until someone can get there. And do you know
their their magic right? And that's what you did.

Speaker 20 (01:31:15):
Absolutely. Yeah, I'm just very lucky that they got there.

Speaker 8 (01:31:20):
They did.

Speaker 13 (01:31:23):
Real quick.

Speaker 2 (01:31:24):
Absolutely, you know a lot about CPR Nate. I mean,
remember the time I almost broke your sternum rehearsal rehearsing.

Speaker 12 (01:31:32):
Right, that's correct, although.

Speaker 2 (01:31:34):
I was alive at the time, so technically he should
have been doing it that hard. Why need I need
to feel that what it feels like to save your life,
to feel that crack of the old surnam?

Speaker 3 (01:31:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:31:45):
Absolutely.

Speaker 2 (01:31:47):
Anyway, congratulations Nikki, and you know what, all in a
day's work at the coffee.

Speaker 27 (01:31:51):
Shop, right, that's right.

Speaker 2 (01:31:54):
And I love that you're listening to our show.

Speaker 23 (01:31:55):
Thanks Nikki, Thank you, guys.

Speaker 5 (01:31:57):
I love listening to you in the morning on my
way to work.

Speaker 13 (01:31:59):
That's the only way.

Speaker 2 (01:32:00):
Oh, thank you. We'll go save some lives, but thanks
for listening to us.

Speaker 22 (01:32:05):
Man.

Speaker 10 (01:32:05):
That's so cool. That's on my bucket list. I would
love to save a life.

Speaker 2 (01:32:09):
Well, we need someone else to, like, I don't know,
put you in that situation, so we need to give
me about five minutes.

Speaker 11 (01:32:17):
Seriously.

Speaker 2 (01:32:19):
Wow, that's so cool.

Speaker 17 (01:32:20):
Quick, this is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:32:27):
All right, show's done. We'll come back tomorrow and do
it again. Till next time. Say peace out, everybody, Peace out, everybody,