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Speaker 1 (00:08):
Sometimes you just have to blow it out.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
The show is about.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
This is Elvie's story in the Morning show. Hey, so
do you ever go to YouTube to watch videos to
teach you how to do things?

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Yes, I do, gandhi last time you went to YouTube
to learn something? What did you go for?

Speaker 4 (00:29):
I needed to fix the garbage disposal?

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Really? Yes, it taught you how to use that key
to turn it or put your hand down.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
Did I knew that there was something going on underneath?
It was like a switch or a key or it
was something and I had my head under there couldn't
figure it out. So I was like, you know what
YouTube is going to get me through?

Speaker 5 (00:44):
I will tell you one of the scariest things in
the world in life is putting your hand down into
the garbage disposal.

Speaker 6 (00:50):
Oh yeah, I don't do that?

Speaker 1 (00:52):
You like, please? You look around me. Sure no one
is near the button? Yes, I wonder what that would
feel like.

Speaker 6 (00:58):
They won't even let me have one at home because
they don't trust me with.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Oh yeah, how can you not be trusted with the garbage?

Speaker 6 (01:04):
Just I said, I think we need a garbage of sols,
and my husband's like, yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:06):
Not you.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Right? So what did you learn on YouTube?

Speaker 6 (01:10):
So the other day I decided to clean my freezer out,
so I took apart all the bins from the bottom
of the freezer, and I couldn't get them back in.
So I looked it up on YouTube and I still
couldn't figure it out. So I sat on the floor
crying in all tears that what is wrong with me?
This is the dumbest thing I've ever done? Why did
I do this?

Speaker 1 (01:29):
You see? You know the thing is you watched those
videos and in ninety seconds they get it done. Yeah, now,
doesn't take that long in real life.

Speaker 5 (01:36):
For me, it was trying to learn how to tie
a bow tie and still I was there for hours,
never could figure it out.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Forget coordinate was what we love? My god.

Speaker 8 (01:45):
I was trying to pair the built in garage door
opener in my car. A lot of people have these
to the garage door opener signal in my garage.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
That should be easy.

Speaker 8 (01:56):
The video one minute and thirty seconds right right there. See, yes, yes,
you know how long I was there? Two and a
half hours? Are you kidding?

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Nate?

Speaker 9 (02:07):
You gotta get out of the car, you gotta get ladder,
you gotta press the lub button.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
I got to the car. Oh. Yes, my neighbor came
over at some point he goes, what's going on? This
garage door keeps going up and down. I see you
with the ladder. The car is running inside. Are you
gonna do something stupid? I'm like, I might. Why don't
you just put the button on the on the visor? No,
it's built in, it's built in home. You have to
use that.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
You know what else?

Speaker 6 (02:30):
Sucks and gandy when you want to use a straightening
iron to make curls and they have tim surreal. I'm like,
this is bull I'm going to burn my hair off
before I can figure.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
This out hair because its makeup tutorials.

Speaker 6 (02:42):
Nope, nope.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
I leave the house after I try exactly what I
saw in the video. I did the exact same thing,
and I look like a dog that had my head
out the window the whole time.

Speaker 6 (02:51):
I don't know what happened.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Red Dog.

Speaker 10 (02:57):
The Phillips smart bulb lights and I spent an entire
Sunday watching YouTube videos on how to make this one
light stop flickering. So you have to disconnect them all
from the hub, and then you got to make them
talk to each other.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Again. Let me tell you something.

Speaker 10 (03:13):
By the time I got that one light to go
back on, two other ones went out.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yeah, yep, hi cam, how are you good? I'm on
the radio well as we are excited to speak with you.

Speaker 5 (03:24):
So did you actually had a fail or a win
when you learned how to do something on YouTube?

Speaker 11 (03:30):
A total win? So I got a free TV from
a family member, but the smart part of the TV
didn't work, and actually getting it all like the firestick
wouldn't work. You couldn't do it. I was like, totally frustrated.
I went on YouTube. I figured out how to open
up the back of the TV, fix the line on
the back, and I've got a smart TV.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Now wait, you actually opened up a TV. Nice for me.

Speaker 5 (03:55):
That would be the equivalent of like cracking someone's ribs
and opening up their ribcage.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
It's way too intense awesome.

Speaker 6 (04:01):
Good for you.

Speaker 12 (04:05):
So if I broke it, eye wasn't that.

Speaker 5 (04:08):
There's that, but there's also that satisfaction you got when
it worked right, You're like, ah, absolutely, Like.

Speaker 13 (04:15):
I was like, oh man, I can pick anything now, Well.

Speaker 5 (04:17):
Okay, we're impressed. We love how you bragged on our show,
but we love you anyway, Keim, have a great one.

Speaker 14 (04:23):
Okay, here you do.

Speaker 6 (04:25):
The other thing is a printer?

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Like printers are the worst.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
I'm like, it's so easy. It says the internet connection.

Speaker 6 (04:30):
It should be.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
It never works.

Speaker 5 (04:32):
Did you see the video? I mean a video will
be throwing a printer into the yard. I got so
mad at this stupid printer. I threw it in the yard.
Finally we talked to Meg.

Speaker 15 (04:43):
How you doing, Meg, I'm good, but I can copy
you all.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Okay, I love that. Go ahead.

Speaker 12 (04:50):
YouTube taught this divorce mom of four young kids how
to change a carburetor in my riding mower.

Speaker 6 (04:59):
Yeah, that's awesome. How long did it take you?

Speaker 15 (05:04):
Only about a half hour?

Speaker 6 (05:05):
Actually, impress But you changed.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
A carburetor in your lawnmower. It hot? That is hot.

Speaker 12 (05:17):
Actually, it must be very empowering.

Speaker 5 (05:19):
And you know what I mean, raising four kids is
that's got to be enough in your life.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
And then but changing a carburetor on a lawnmower, that's awesome.
Good for you.

Speaker 12 (05:31):
Do what you gotta do.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
You know what.

Speaker 5 (05:33):
I'm impressed Meg, you in the day, and I hope
you have a great day. Thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 11 (05:38):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
I'm gonna learn how to run a morning show on YouTube.
I bet they have that so they can teach us
in ninety seconds or less. When you wake up, wake up.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
To Elvis Drain in the morning show. Elvis, you're on
in the morning.

Speaker 5 (06:02):
All right, Scary, I need some music for this. We're
about to talk about the black sheep of the family. Well,
of course you work, but that's okay.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (06:11):
Every family has that one individual in the family that's
a little different, that walks to the beat of a
different drum. You know what I'm saying, and I do
believe it is Gandhi in her family.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
You are absolutely correct, total yeah, without.

Speaker 5 (06:25):
A doubt, Scary, give me some music for Are you
the black sheep of your family?

Speaker 1 (06:32):
All right? Where did I steal this from thought catalog?
All right, here we go. Uh, okay, Gandhi.

Speaker 5 (06:39):
Yes, your date is always a point of discussion among your.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
Family, without a doubt.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Yes, right, either.

Speaker 5 (06:45):
You're consistently dateless or your long string of much older
tattooed otherwise inappropriate partners never fails to raise their eyebrows.
All right, you are now officially on your way to
getting the award for black Sheep of your Family. Number two, you,
out of everyone in your family, have the biggest pottymouth.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
Yeah, yes, for sure.

Speaker 5 (07:05):
Even when you leave your world for your families, it's
hard to suddenly develop a filter.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
So you're a pottymouth at.

Speaker 4 (07:11):
Home right all the time. Even from my mom. I'm like,
I can't she says, I can't believe you would say
something like that, even if I don't curse. It's more
like the content as well.

Speaker 5 (07:19):
Not all right, So okay, another reason we have discovered
that you are the black sheep of your family. This
one I don't know about you. Shots are your preferred
alcohol delivery system. No, no, okay, good you do drink
straight liquor, though I do.

Speaker 4 (07:31):
I like whiskey on the rocks, but I feel like
the rocks takes away the shot aspect of it, So.

Speaker 6 (07:36):
Not quite a shot now.

Speaker 5 (07:38):
For male and female, if you're a male, you don't
like football, and if you're a female, you don't jump
into the can I hold it line when someone shows
up with an infant, That is so true.

Speaker 4 (07:47):
I actually try to hide in the corner, like I
go off in the corner and try not to hold
the babies. And then at the last family reunion, I
tried to hold the baby and he screamed, and I'm like, see,
this is why I don't do it.

Speaker 5 (07:57):
Oh man, yeah, right, you are the black cheap of
your family, all right. So the formally fun loving people
in your family who are now respectable adults address you
with a smirk every time you say hello.

Speaker 6 (08:08):
Yeah, without adebt okay, Oh my gosh.

Speaker 5 (08:12):
So what other signs prove that she could be the
black sheep of her family? Maybe you can think of
someone on your own hmm.

Speaker 4 (08:21):
I mean for me personally in our family, the tattoos
and piercings and now the diamonds and my teeth. Yeah,
that doesn't really go with the rest of the family,
but they're they're doing all right with it.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
I think also the.

Speaker 6 (08:32):
Fact that you did radio yeah, and they didn't want
you to. Like, they're all like doctors and you know,
all these really cool important jobs and here you are. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Do you show up at family gatherings empty handed? No,
I'll bring oh okay, so you're doing all Oh.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
Oh, I know one thing and it drives my mother insane.
I love jeans that have some dares in them or
afraid at the bottom, and my parents have this thing
in their head that if your jeans a riped, it's
because you're poor. So they cannot stand my rip jeans
and my mom if I wear them any anytime there's
the families around, she gets some.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Hashtag bad gandhi. Yeah, all right, line twenty four, it's Liz.
All right, let's find out who. I think.

Speaker 5 (09:11):
It's kind of cool to be the black sheep of
the family. Got to be honest, I consider me the
black sheep of my family.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
Well, this is when there's when you set the expectations
really low. You can never fail anyone.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
A good way of looking at it. Liz is on
line twenty four. Hello Liz, the black sheep of her family.

Speaker 16 (09:30):
Good morning, Elvis dur Nchell. How are y'all this morning?

Speaker 1 (09:33):
See, I can tell by the way you're talking you
are the black sheep of your family because you have
that that you have that sassy sound. I love that.
So what makes you think you're the black sheep of
your family?

Speaker 16 (09:43):
Well, to start off, I'm originally from New Jersey, right
outside of New York City. Hi, everybody, but I'm the
only one that moves out of state. I'm living in Dallas, Texas,
So I'm the only one that moves out. I have
all cops, my dad, my brothers, you know, my uncles,
all cops. And then I'm the spot, the pot smoking
nurse of the family, the.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Fun and also the fun ant.

Speaker 16 (10:09):
Oh yeah, I'm style free but love to spoil the
crap out of my nieces and nephews.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Yeah, and I do think.

Speaker 5 (10:16):
I think that the single sibling is sometimes the black
sheep of the family. All right, So, but don't you
wear that badge proudly though? I mean, you're cool being
the black sheep.

Speaker 16 (10:25):
Absolutely, are you kidding me? Like, I'm the aunt that
my nieces come and talk to if they've got problems
and they don't feel like going to my stiff older
brothers for so, I'm totally cool with it. And hey,
just so you guys don't know, I love all of you.
I've been listening to you for you know, fifteen plus years.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
Oh, thank you.

Speaker 16 (10:44):
Yeah, well is not a bad thing.

Speaker 5 (10:47):
No, I think it's a great thing. All right, listen,
thank you, go have a great black sheep day. Thanks
for listening to us.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Okay, thanks you too, Bye, okay bye.

Speaker 5 (10:54):
Holly on line twenty three definitely thinks she's the black
sheep of her family.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
Holly, prove it. Prove to me, you're the black sheep
of your family.

Speaker 17 (11:02):
So on my eighteenth birthday, me and my sister are
kind of equal. She took me to get my first tattoo,
and I got home and I tried to hide it
from my mom for like a good three weeks, and
then I wore a white tank top.

Speaker 12 (11:18):
She's like, what's up your hip?

Speaker 17 (11:20):
I'm like, what do you mean?

Speaker 18 (11:21):
Like, what do you mean?

Speaker 17 (11:23):
She's like, do you have a bruise? And she saw
the big hummingbird.

Speaker 19 (11:27):
She's like, when did you get that?

Speaker 17 (11:28):
And freaked out.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
Wow. I know, but that's not a lot of people
have tattoos now.

Speaker 5 (11:34):
But but what other things do you do that's different
than all the other kids in your family or your sister.

Speaker 17 (11:39):
I talk about like farting and yeah, and they absolutely
don't like my mom. Well, it's a huge joke that
my mom doesn't pooper fart, like.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
So you're like the brown sheep. Actually, yeah, I get it.
It's really funny, Holly.

Speaker 5 (12:01):
People are texting in saying, Uh, my sister is the
black sheep of the family.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
She's the vegan.

Speaker 5 (12:06):
Really are vegans really the black sheep of the family.
All right, thank you, Holly, have a black sheep day.
Nothing wrong with that? Yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 6 (12:16):
I was just thinking, yeah, because vegans is like, hey,
we're coming to the family gathering, and you know you
have a special you know, food that you need a
lot of times you tell the black sheep they got
to bring their own food. Okay.

Speaker 4 (12:28):
Worse what if the vegan tries to throw the party
and there you go.

Speaker 5 (12:32):
Oh yeah, I like how you're saying that you all
eating that. Mickelina on line twenty one, the black sheep
of the family.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
Hi, Mickelina, Hello, how are you guys?

Speaker 5 (12:42):
We're doing well. I think I think you're talking to
a room of black sheep. Yeah, I gotta be honest.
I think that's sort of the common denominator here. What
makes you the black sheep of your family?

Speaker 20 (12:51):
I'm actually the black sheep because I'm the I'm the
normal one. They're all the crazy ones.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Okay, I get that.

Speaker 12 (13:00):
The person that does quote unquote all the right things.

Speaker 17 (13:02):
They've never gotten into trouble, and they all make fun
of me because I'm too nice.

Speaker 6 (13:06):
Oh, you're the goody goodie in the family.

Speaker 17 (13:09):
Exactly.

Speaker 21 (13:09):
My name is pretty pretty princess.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
I get it.

Speaker 5 (13:14):
They all look at you like, oh god, how disgusting.
She's so great, have a good day. Jess is not
the black sheep in the family.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Hello, Jess, hi Elvis. Well hello, so you're not the
black sheep? What are you?

Speaker 18 (13:33):
No, I'm not the black sheep. I'm the rainbow sheep
of my family.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Oh you're gay, you're lesbian?

Speaker 16 (13:39):
Yes, I'm super gay.

Speaker 13 (13:42):
And that it's when it came out that like I
was gay.

Speaker 18 (13:46):
It was kind of scandalous, of course.

Speaker 7 (13:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 18 (13:49):
Yeah, because they're like really like it's like not the norm,
Like they don't they don't hate like people that are gay.
It's just like that's like an other people, right, and
not a people problem.

Speaker 5 (14:04):
I get it. I get it. But you're extra special,
You're different. You're the rainbow sheep of the family. Do
they still invite you to family events? I mean, are
you still feeling loved?

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Do you feel the game? Okay?

Speaker 19 (14:14):
Oh yeah absolutely.

Speaker 20 (14:15):
Like my dad this year.

Speaker 13 (14:17):
He actually wished me like a happy Pride and everything,
and he said that he was going to try to
like come to NYC Pride and like surprise me. It
was really great.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Oh see, that's all good.

Speaker 5 (14:30):
So it's it's it's kind of good being the rainbow sheep.
I'm the rainbow sheep of my family, so I understand.

Speaker 6 (14:35):
I concur I think she's becoming the accepted sheep.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Exactly.

Speaker 14 (14:39):
Listen, thank you, totally the accepted sheep.

Speaker 5 (14:42):
But I love the rainbow sheep. I've never I've never
heard that term before. All of it all right, thank
you for listening.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Jess.

Speaker 5 (14:46):
Have a great day and make sure you listen every day. Okay,
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Speaker 3 (14:51):
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Speaker 5 (15:20):
Hey do wet Russell on the line nineteen. We got
to talk to Russell. Hey Russell, welcome to the show.
We've got to talk.

Speaker 9 (15:27):
Good morning.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
How are you guys.

Speaker 5 (15:29):
We're doing well. We're doing well. May I tell your
story here? We go, we received a text from Russell.
He says, someone cut me off four months ago and
I took a picture of their license plate. And today
I finally saw the same car again. Actually yesterday I
saw the same car again and I followed them around
and now I know where they live.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
It's something wrong with me.

Speaker 6 (15:51):
Oh wow, yeah, I mean you need to be careful.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Okay, let me ask you this.

Speaker 5 (15:57):
You followed them, you know where this person who cut
you off in traffic lives.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
What were you going to do with that information? Knowing
where they live?

Speaker 23 (16:05):
That's what I'm trying to figure out. You know, I
think I can finally sleep better and just you know,
put this to rest. I mean, we've all been cut
off in traffic before, and it is exactly racket if
you're having a bad day, and it just.

Speaker 21 (16:18):
It throws a wrench in the in the gears.

Speaker 23 (16:20):
And I was just so infuriated that this person the
one they unsafely cut me off. You know, we've all
been doing the speed limit, you know, are a little
bit over in the left lane, and someone tries to
pass you in the right lane.

Speaker 16 (16:32):
There's traffic ahead. Then they get back behind you.

Speaker 23 (16:34):
So this has been going on for five minutes. Now
finally they're agitated and they cut me off and almost
hit me and then.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
Break check me.

Speaker 23 (16:42):
That's what threw me over the edge, right, and they
slowed down to about twenty miles an hour on a
sixty five mile an hour zone, so it was definitely
not safe. And then there's cars behind me that are
getting close to me, so I was I was absolutely upset.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
I obviously I get in.

Speaker 23 (16:59):
The right lane, and it's about fifteen minutes later we're
on the same road again, and I recognized the car
because there was a dent and the bumper, so I
took a picture, you know, And then you know, then
I'm following them, and I have little dice that are
in my windshields, so I think they recognized that it
would me. Now they're speeding. Now they're speeding, going through
red lights, stop signed, going going around cars and oncoming traffic.

(17:23):
Finally I couldn't keep up with them, and I was like,
you know what, I got their license plate whatever. Sure enough,
four months later, here's the same car again.

Speaker 5 (17:32):
Oh my god, No wait a minute, now, hold on, nope, no, Russell,
hold on, we got to catch up on a few
things here.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
First of all, this has been in your brain for
four months?

Speaker 5 (17:42):
Has it been bothering you or did it just come
back and it was resurfacing when you saw this car again?

Speaker 23 (17:48):
You know every I'd say about every other week, I'd
see a car that looks familiar and it would kind
of retrigger the spot.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
But no, it wasn't on the front of my mind.
Everything all right? So your question, was there something wrong
with me? You know what part of me should No?
And I'll tell you. Why have you ever everyone on
the show, everyone listening.

Speaker 5 (18:03):
You've been in traffic and someone pulls a stupid ass move?

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Do you find that?

Speaker 5 (18:09):
Do you find that you need to see them and
what they look like so you can like put a
face because otherwise it was a car that ran in
front of you. No, in reality, you need to see
who was driving that car. You want to humanize them.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
But Russell took it a step further, and now he
knows where they live. So I don't know we I
mean you when he thoughts I mean with Russell crazy,
he's out of his mind.

Speaker 6 (18:32):
I yes, he is, yeah, And I just don't think
he should take it to the next step, like don't
keep going by the house because they're going to say
restraining water or something like, don't do anything like it's done.
I get nervous that people have like weapons that are
going to come after Oh.

Speaker 9 (18:46):
Yeah, be careful, just be careful.

Speaker 5 (18:47):
Yeah, unhinged, be careful with that. Yeah, go ahead, Gandhi.

Speaker 4 (18:51):
I would get it if maybe in some way you
were able to find this person online and then do
a deep dive and you spiral that way. That's not
as strange, but to physically stuck person and then end
up near their home or whatever, finding out where they live.
I just I worry for your safety.

Speaker 23 (19:05):
Like Danielle, let me ask you would like to say
for the record, like I not doing anything.

Speaker 5 (19:10):
Okay, well good, but but you but wait, you have
done something. You followed them to their house, that is
to do something. But hold on, wait now, another thing
you need to remember is, obviously you guys are on
the same road from time to time. There's a chance
this guy may recognize your dice again and.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
Come after you.

Speaker 5 (19:27):
You know, you share the road with this person, and
the chances are spin the wheel you may run into
this person again. So what are you gonna do? Then
let's let it go.

Speaker 23 (19:37):
I think I'm gonna take the dice out of.

Speaker 5 (19:39):
The Okay, you're gonna miss those dice. Put it on
a different car or buy a different car. But yeah,
I love that.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
You know.

Speaker 5 (19:49):
It happened to me yesterday. Someone was driving like a
total a hole and I had to speed to get
up to them so I could see what they looked like.
I want to what kind of of foon drives like
a bad boon?

Speaker 1 (20:02):
You know, I know that, I know what she looks like.
I know I saw her there. She is idiot.

Speaker 4 (20:06):
Don't you sometimes feel bad though, when you're raging and
it's a little old person and you're like, oh, they
can't deal.

Speaker 5 (20:12):
Yeah, you know if it was a nun, Yeah, I'd
never like Okay, I'm sorry none.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
All right, we gotta go. Russell.

Speaker 5 (20:19):
Please be careful out there and don't be the guy
who you know we we see on the news.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 23 (20:27):
Today?

Speaker 5 (20:28):
Yeah, people people cutting you off, stop it, stop driving
like a bunch of a hole.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
Thank you, Russell.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
Hey, this is Taylor Swift.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Hi, this is har.

Speaker 4 (20:39):
You're listening to Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 22 (20:49):
Elvis Duran and The Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
Gandhi. Yes, how's your relationship going great?

Speaker 4 (21:00):
I love that guy.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
He's wonderful, even when you argue about dumb things.

Speaker 4 (21:03):
Oh that's totally my fault. I started a fight with
him the other day for absolutely no reason. I think
I was bored. I don't know what was going on.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
Well, fight about what.

Speaker 4 (21:12):
You can't judge.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
Men will judge.

Speaker 4 (21:14):
I know you will. Okay. So I love snakes. I
love them. I want to touch them. I'd like looking
at them. My boyfriend is deathly afraid of snakes. I'm
with him, doesn't want him around him. So I tagged
him in this video and it was this beautiful snake
and I was like, oh, look at this. And then
he texted me and was like, just so you know,
that's a deal breaker. That thing's never going to live
with us. And I went off. I was like, really,
your hate for a snake outweais your love for me. Okay,

(21:36):
I see how this is. That's fine, you want to
be that might be that way. I was angry, like
I went off for no reason, and he was so
nice about it. He was like, Okay, fine, get your snake.
We'll just keep it in the basement.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
But you never ever had any intention of getting a snake.

Speaker 4 (21:49):
None, none, not even until he told me I couldn't
do it.

Speaker 5 (21:52):
You just wanted to argue, he said, no snakes aloud.
You don't like being controlled.

Speaker 4 (21:55):
Yes, I feel really bad about it, but I started
a fight with him for absolutely no reason.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Dum reason, actually, cherry dum reason.

Speaker 4 (22:02):
Yes, so I don't even want that snake in my house,
but I didn't want him to tell me I couldn't
have it. Yeah, just picked a fight.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
See.

Speaker 5 (22:08):
I had this conversation with friends over the weekend where
I do truly believe that we get into these stupid
fights because we have this need to spar with each other.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
Did we talk about this on the air of the day?
I don't know where.

Speaker 5 (22:19):
You know, baby kittens love to play fight with each other,
baby puppies. Yeah, And if you go to anywhere in
the wild animals when they're young, they actually learn how
to fight because they need to know how to fight,
but they learn by playing.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
I think it's the same thing with us.

Speaker 5 (22:33):
Yes, I think we need we need to spar with someone,
even if it's something ridiculous about the need to have
a pet snake.

Speaker 4 (22:39):
I didn't even want it, but he couldn't tell me
I couldn't have it. Wow, And you're absolutely right. I
am very much a sparring person and a playful person.
Sometimes he'll just be sitting next to me and I
pull his hair like no reason. He's just sitting there
mining his own business. I don't know why he dates
me because he loves you. Oh that's good, I hope so.

Speaker 5 (22:57):
But I mean sometimes I do think we have to
get it out, and we do that by ridiculous fights. Yeah,
the thing is and here's the thing. We need to
recognize it as such. Oh like someone needs to go Okay,
are we really fighting about this when we could be
fighting about these things?

Speaker 4 (23:14):
And then it escalates and he's so good at extinguishing
the flame. And then the next day I was like, hey,
I just want you know I'm really sorry about that
snake thing. It was super stupid. He said, Oh I know.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
Wow, so he gets you.

Speaker 6 (23:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (23:27):
I love Hello Kira, Hi, good morning, Hello lady.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Hello lady.

Speaker 5 (23:32):
Please tell me I can understand what argument you're going
through with your who you are arguing with?

Speaker 12 (23:37):
So I'm not arguing with my husband. We refinently just
purchased the house. We're in contract. Well, we officially don't
even have the house yet, so we were talking about
kitchen floors the other night. He comes in with this
idea of having all different tiles and different floors, and
I was like, you know, I really like more of
a clean cuts because it's more of an open concept. Yeah,
why want more of the same floor to kind of
just go throughout the entire first level.

Speaker 20 (23:59):
And we have two.

Speaker 12 (24:00):
Different versions of how this went down, but I recall
him kind of storming out of the room after and
being a little upset that I shut down his idea.
But yes, that's currently what we're fighting over right now.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
Is that wild.

Speaker 12 (24:11):
I said, we'll waiting. It's a thing so waiting to
see once we get back in the house because honestly,
I don't even remember the layout of the kitchen and
what it even looks like, so then we'll figure it.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
These are the little stupid, little arguments.

Speaker 5 (24:23):
I mean, look, you know, it's one thing to disagree,
so another thing to storm out because because you've been
shut down about the floor time.

Speaker 12 (24:29):
Say that he did not, But that's what I recall.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
All right, did you guys ever work it out?

Speaker 12 (24:36):
Yes? We did, Okay, so we just we disagreed to
just once. We'll wait until we get inside and figure it.

Speaker 5 (24:41):
So there was a moment of tension over something like
floor tile, have yet correct? Well, goode, I'm glad you
guys ironed it up. But we all go through these
little stupid arguments. Anyone else having one?

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Yes? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 8 (24:53):
So on Saturday night we went out and Heather wore
her highest of heels, and so she said, well, I
can't walk we have part close to the theater.

Speaker 6 (25:01):
I see, you got to bring this change shoes.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
And I get it. I get it.

Speaker 8 (25:05):
However, there was evidence later in the night that that
was not a problem to be in high heels because
she danced for four hours straight, right.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
Just different because she had been drinking. Well, why didn't
we have a drink before we walked to the theater?

Speaker 5 (25:17):
I must assume in wearing high heels walking around city streets,
if you're a little inebriated, it's a little easier.

Speaker 6 (25:22):
Oh yeah, totally.

Speaker 4 (25:23):
And like the temperature has a lot to do with
it too, cold feet, terrible feet.

Speaker 8 (25:27):
I said, I'm willing to carry you like I'll carry
you to the theater.

Speaker 6 (25:30):
I don't should have brought like a change of shoes.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
It because people don't like to do that. No, no, no, kids,
you have to bring a larger purse. You know what
I'm saying. I'm back. No, you know, I get the thing.

Speaker 5 (25:42):
If you're gonna look hot in your heels, then you
need door to door service.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Like I'm okay with that. Okay, Marissa, Hi, Marissa.

Speaker 15 (25:51):
Oh my god, Hi?

Speaker 1 (25:52):
Well hello, so you and your boyfriend fought over what?

Speaker 15 (25:56):
Okay? So we both love Disney and beauty and the
Beast's one of our favorites. The first thing we ever
thought about and still disagree about, is whether Gaston the
villain is actually a bad guy? Is exactly and there
are a lot of things that back that up. But
he sometimes that's where he does this just to make

(26:16):
me mad. But he says that he's just a misunderstood
man of the time.

Speaker 6 (26:24):
Okay, I mean, all the evidence is there, I don't understand.

Speaker 5 (26:28):
Well, so how deep has this argument gone? I mean,
have you guys actually had like did he have like
a snit fit? Or did you did you like storm
out of the room.

Speaker 15 (26:36):
We have actually gotten to the point of like raised
voices almost yelling over gasted On Like he says that
you know, he's a very skilled hunter. He is.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
He's an assassin man in the village.

Speaker 15 (26:53):
And he wants he wants Bell. He loves her. He's
going through all this trouble to to think her from
the castle. Me all, I'm like, yeah, after threatening to
lock up her, father's the.

Speaker 6 (27:04):
Only reason to do because she's the prettiest in the village.
He it has nothing to do with really loving.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
He's misunderstood.

Speaker 4 (27:10):
No, he wants her to stop reading.

Speaker 6 (27:12):
Yeah, and he wants it exactly, and he fights the
hero in the end, the beast is the hero. He
fights the hero till I mean, come on, all.

Speaker 5 (27:20):
Right, all right, Marisa, Everyone in the room except for
me think she won that one.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
Yeah, I have him to agree. I think guesst On
is just misunderstood.

Speaker 6 (27:27):
Yeah he's not all right, thanks for misunderstood.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
What's up, Froggy?

Speaker 9 (27:31):
So you got to go with him here? So last time,
I'm doing my work by myself, and Lisa takes the
dogs outside. I guess one of them had a dingleberry. Okay,
dingleberry goes unseen. Lisa steps on it and starts tracking
it around the house. So she starts yelling about it,
and I don't come out of doing my work to
help her clean it up. So when I'm like, just

(27:51):
stop complaining and clean it up. So when I come
out of the office, she's like, you didn't help me,
and I'm not talking to you.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
I'm over it and I'm the only one that does
anything on here.

Speaker 5 (28:01):
Okay, well we see what's going on here. Apparently, Well,
I agree she should clean up the mess. She's the
one that tracked it all over the house, right, But
she said something you never helped me around here. That
that shows there's a deeper issue.

Speaker 6 (28:12):
There's something deeper there.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
What about you.

Speaker 24 (28:14):
My girlfriend sits on my floor in my bedroom, opens
up a sophora and sits there for two hours doing
her hair and makeup just to go out on a
Sunday afternoon when we're go only go out for a
quick lunch and back again.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
You don't need to be.

Speaker 24 (28:28):
So so intricate in your planning.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
Oh really, but that's what she wants to do. But
she looks beautiful the way she is, but she wants
to do her makeup.

Speaker 24 (28:38):
You know, Oh my god, I look like an idiot.

Speaker 6 (28:43):
Yeah, now you look like.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Earlier our argument, let's predate.

Speaker 6 (28:49):
That our argument is really a silent argument. So my
husband puts the toilet covered down on the toilet. He
thinks it looks much nicer, and he tries to get
everyone in the house to do it. So now there's
a big note above the toilet because I keep forgetting
that says put toilet covered down. And I'm just like,
uh huh, okay, yeah whatever.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
It's the smallest little tabe.

Speaker 6 (29:12):
So I know the note is there, but I haven't
addressed the note, like I haven't said to him. Yeah,
I know the notes that I haven't said.

Speaker 5 (29:17):
You know, you know it's simmering, it's gonna come to
a boil. Oh no, there's there's gonna be things thrown.

Speaker 4 (29:23):
So, yeah, someone's gonna rip that toilet keep right off.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
Sharp objects, toilet seas will be ripped off.

Speaker 6 (29:28):
I think it's because he's British that he likes to
put all the bowls.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
No, no, I gotta be honest.

Speaker 5 (29:32):
I have a weird thing about toilets being seen outside
the bathroom.

Speaker 6 (29:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (29:36):
For instance, in my in my apartment, there's in the
entryway there's a half bath. You know, you can go
wash your hands in a washroom whatever, and a toilet
I always I always have to make sure that door.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Is mostly closed.

Speaker 5 (29:46):
I don't want people walking into my house and the
first thing they see is a toilet. Now, the thing is,
it is nice to have it down, yeah, where you
don't see that suck hole in the bottom.

Speaker 6 (29:54):
I don't agree with that. It does look much nicer.
It doesn't look like a public toilet.

Speaker 5 (29:58):
Okay, let me tell you when my argument is with Alex.
We have this what used to be a farm. Okay,
it's a lot of acreage in a house. Whatever, It's
just land that's sitting there. Okay, beautiful land. New Jersey
Garden State. They can grow tomatoes out there. But I said,
why don't we do this, Why don't we have some
people come out and build gardens out there so we

(30:19):
can grow vegetables, We can grow produce, we can grow flowers,
whatever we want. And he's like, well, we don't need it.
I said, we'll eat a little and share it with
our friends. But what we can do is take that
produce and we can donate it to food shelters and
people who need it.

Speaker 6 (30:32):
Yeah, and it'll be cool.

Speaker 5 (30:34):
It'll be cool to have a garden. I think it's great.
He's like, it's a lot of work. I said, no,
not if we don't do it, we'll have people that
know how to know how to garden come out and
run the garden. He said, that's a lot of money.
I know, but look, we're helping out the community. I'm
sure there's a tax ride off in there somewhere, so
I looked it up. Yes there is, so you know,
if we could just grow vegetables. No, this is a
waste of time, waste of money, and it is a

(30:55):
lot of work for someone that we have to pay.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
But look, we could be helping people people. You have
a garden fresh vegetables.

Speaker 6 (31:01):
Yeah, fresh is just like fresh vegetables.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
Well, I know, and to be honest, we'd have like
three green beans a year.

Speaker 5 (31:06):
But that's okay, the food going to people who need it,
all right, So where would you follow that?

Speaker 1 (31:11):
We keep in mind it is there is an expense there.

Speaker 6 (31:15):
Yeah, okay, what can you have meet in the middle
and kind of learn how to take care of it yourself?

Speaker 4 (31:20):
No, okay, I gotta say, I think I'm on your
side with this one. I like the gardens. I think
it would be great to be able to help people out.
I think that's awesome. And if you can pay for it,
you can pay for it, and then it's no extra work,
So what does it matter?

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Okay, thank you.

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Speaker 5 (32:02):
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Elvis Duran in the morning showy so Gandhi says she's
never been never been to Disney. All right, don't get
mad at me anyone, but I'm gonna tell you I
found this out firsthand from a friend who did it.
If you want to get on the ride faster, order
a wheelchair when you get there.

Speaker 4 (32:23):
No, no, no, that's true. No, it's true.

Speaker 6 (32:27):
That's horrible, because it's horrible.

Speaker 4 (32:28):
I tore my acl senior year of high school.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
And I'm sure it still hurts.

Speaker 6 (32:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (32:33):
No, but we did like a senior night at not
Disney but a different theme park, and my friends used
me to get to the front of lawn.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
That's awful.

Speaker 5 (32:40):
Of course, when I suggested, when I suggested, you get
a wheelchair, of course, I'm kidding, do not do it.
But because I know someone who did it, and I
yelled at them, I said, don't do that. The wheelchair
access should be for people who want to enjoy Disney,
but they can't without a wheelchair.

Speaker 6 (32:55):
That's bad karma for you to do bad.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
Bad karma.

Speaker 5 (32:58):
Then I told I told this a story to a
friend of mine who happens to be in a wheelchair.
His life is in a wheelchair, and he says, yeah,
you know what, you think all life is grand because
you can go to Disney and get on ride faster
in a wheelchair. He says, no, the world still is
not a perfect place for people who are in wheelchairs.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
It just isn't.

Speaker 5 (33:17):
And he told me about some of the challenges and
it's like, oh God, I would never wish that on anyone,
So no, don't do that trick. But then he says
he has other friends who are in wheelchairs who are
total jackasses and take advantage of it.

Speaker 6 (33:30):
Oh yeah, and they really need a wheelchair.

Speaker 5 (33:32):
Oh no, if they get mad at someone, they'll run
over their feet. Yes, And I'm like, well, look, you know,
for a guy who's not in a wheelchair, you know
you feel weird yelling at someone in a wheelchair who's
running over people's feet, and you can tell they're doing
it on purpose. He said, no, challenge them every time.
If you see someone recklessly driving in their wheelchair, say something.
The whole point is they want to be thought of

(33:55):
as not different from you, but they're setting themselves apart
by doing that.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
Everyone.

Speaker 6 (34:00):
You look like a rude jackass if you say something
to in a wheelchair.

Speaker 5 (34:03):
I'm sorry, I know, I know, but He's like, no,
never hesitate in saying something to someone who's in a
wheelchair and they're abusing it.

Speaker 4 (34:10):
I'm with your friend.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
Why would what happened?

Speaker 4 (34:12):
Okay, So I grew up with somebody who was in
an automated wheelchair and he used to deliberately run over
toes all the time, and then he would look at
you and smirk and laugh, and I'm like, dude, come on, man,
just just because this is going on doesn't mean you
get to then run over my toes all the time.
Now I say you stand up for yourself.

Speaker 6 (34:28):
I think it's rude, but I think that you look
like a jackass.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
I gugee.

Speaker 5 (34:33):
There are people who think were jackasses by bringing it up.
But now it's a part of life. What's that straight?
Now I'm going to take the side of people in wheelchairs.

Speaker 8 (34:40):
I'm sorry because when I was in the hospital, I
was in a wheelchair getting wheeled around, and you're not
at eye level so people don't see you.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
We get that. Yeah, so now we're taking that into account.

Speaker 8 (34:50):
You get a little angry when people don't see you
and you're stuck in a wheelchair.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
I couldn't walk, I couldn't get around, get out of
my way. And I think it's.

Speaker 5 (34:57):
Always an important it's an important lesson to be able
to walk in someone else's shoes or ride in someone
else I get that. I understand that. And you know,
if we're fully functioning and walking just fine, I understand.
How look, we will never truly understand what it's like.
But as my friend in the wheelchair said, there are
many who do take advantage of it, of course, and

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they do it to actually f with people.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
Sometimes.

Speaker 8 (35:22):
I could see if I was stuck in it for
longer the week, I'd be pretty upset.

Speaker 4 (35:25):
I mean, you gotta think of it this way, Nate. Right, Like,
I'm a short person. A lot of people don't see me.
But if I'm trying to walk through and people aren't moving,
I just go step on their toes. That would be weird.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
If I can see you.

Speaker 5 (35:35):
I got a little little short Gandhi coming through. Excuse me,
sounding like one of the characters from Wizard.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
Of Oz.

Speaker 6 (35:46):
Lollipop Guild.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
I'm not here. Someone's talking to me. Look over there,
she's down there. What do you want, little girl from?

Speaker 4 (36:00):
I think there's a lot of stuff that we understand,
but you don't get a free pass to like injure people.
I'll splish your toes if you don't get out of
my lane, lady, but stas.

Speaker 7 (36:18):
Allow.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
I'm down here by the arm pits.

Speaker 6 (36:19):
Hello, I'm down here by I am always by the
armpits and the boobs.

Speaker 14 (36:31):
Bad.

Speaker 5 (36:31):
So he was in high school, of you or what
middle school? Do you keep in touch with him?

Speaker 4 (36:35):
No, not so much anymore. We got into a lot
of wars online about things and uh in front of him, okay,
political stuff. Well like what so he started like going
off on rants about certain cultures getting handouts from the government,
and it really just set me over the edge, right yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
All right, Well there you was in a wheelchairs.

Speaker 4 (36:59):
It wasn't It was just I was like, man, hold.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
On here, it was Gondhi, Hey up, hey up, what's
carry poster boy? Josh just whispered in my ear.

Speaker 10 (37:11):
That's the interesting fact about Disney is they updated their policy.
Uh and the wheelchair people have to wait like everybody else.
Now that they are they've done away with them.

Speaker 5 (37:24):
As as long as look, wheelchair accessibility is it's paramount important.

Speaker 1 (37:28):
We cannot live in a world without it. We can't.
It's not fair. It just is not fair. But there
you go.

Speaker 4 (37:35):
But you don't get to run over my toes.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
Don't don't run over the condy's toes.

Speaker 5 (37:39):
Maybe maybe even in a wheelchair, you're still too short
for them to you to see you use your short
I am, but like I also have got a little feet.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Get it out of the way a little.

Speaker 6 (37:52):
To run over my feet.

Speaker 4 (37:54):
It has to be a calculated move. You gotta get
real close because I have little feet. If you're running
over my feet, I'm mad at you.

Speaker 6 (37:59):
I'll taller. You want to good day?

Speaker 1 (38:03):
What do you got over there? Straight names?

Speaker 3 (38:08):
Well?

Speaker 1 (38:08):
Put on? What line? Is she on?

Speaker 5 (38:11):
Pardon me a while I go talk to Melissa online
twenty four high Melissa, Hi?

Speaker 1 (38:15):
Hi?

Speaker 5 (38:16):
So uh yes? How do you want to add or
subtract from this conversation?

Speaker 1 (38:20):
So?

Speaker 12 (38:20):
My son is five years old. He has fine ambits
with us, right, and he's in He uses a wheelchair
part time, and he's.

Speaker 16 (38:27):
A jerky I.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
Does he does?

Speaker 5 (38:32):
He feel like he's like in a in a go
cart trying to race people and run them over and stuff.

Speaker 12 (38:36):
It becomes a w He'll wheel away from me all
the time in like crowded places, and if he gets mad,
he just goes that's what I'm gone, and just wheels
himself away.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (38:49):
Keep in mind, I mean he's he's five years He's
a five year old kid, so he's already precocious.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
And out of his mind. Right, I mean he's a kid.
He's doing what kids do.

Speaker 5 (38:56):
But when you do it, when you do it on wheels,
it's faster and more fun.

Speaker 15 (39:00):
Oh you loved it?

Speaker 12 (39:01):
He loved his chair, and I love being dependency he
has in his chair. But he could be a real
jerk sometimes.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
Well, and you know, Melissa, I bet you're a great mom.

Speaker 5 (39:11):
You know, congratulations on everything that you're doing with your
son and keeping him out there.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
But you know what, look at five years old, he's
a little boy. He deserves to be a jerk.

Speaker 6 (39:21):
Yeah, he's doing his little boy things.

Speaker 15 (39:22):
There you wh I allow it.

Speaker 12 (39:24):
I allow it sometimes I'm that mom. I do allow it.
You know, he's got a lot of obstacle stats against him, saying,
you know what, if you want to be a jerk,
sometimes be a jerk.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
Yeah, all right, thanks for listening, Melissa, have a great day, Okay,
thank you. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (39:37):
This reminds me of the time that Scary went to
get on his plane ride and it's three seats and
his is the window seat.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
So he wants his window seat, but there's a nun
sitting there. So what do you do? Well, I would say,
I'm sorry, but that's my seat. May I have my seat?

Speaker 4 (39:54):
Yeah, you moved the nun.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
You may have paid extra for that seat exactly. So
we talked about something here. People called it you're screw
that's an, I don't care if you're a nun, get
out of my seat.

Speaker 10 (40:05):
She is booked in the middle and I was booked
at the window and she was sitting in that window seat.

Speaker 6 (40:09):
But she does a lot of good for people.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
She doesn't matter you do. What do you do? Look,
there is a level, a higher level of respect for none.
I get that. But at the same time, you know,
don't pull this holier than not right. What's what's scary?
Is is scaries?

Speaker 9 (40:24):
If that was his seat, he paid extra for a
window seat, then that's what he should have.

Speaker 4 (40:28):
You weren't forced into the nunnery either, No, you chose that.
You get the middle seat.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
If that's she pulled out slapping your hands, you get
right here?

Speaker 3 (40:37):
You does you get.

Speaker 6 (40:40):
Extra points when you get to those gates if you
give up that seat.

Speaker 4 (40:45):
Does the nun lose points for stealing a seat? Nope, she.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
Does. She can do yeah, no, no, Now you shouldn't
use your nunnery or whatever.

Speaker 9 (40:53):
And I think Ghandi deserves extra points for using the
word nunnering than you.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
Yeah, play the nun car.

Speaker 4 (41:01):
I wonder though, like with the nuns or with somebody
in a wheelchair, do people purposefully use those things to
take advantage of the system. I would love to hear
ways people do.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
I don't know what none is going to do that.

Speaker 5 (41:13):
Maybe I want to hear people who use whatever it
is they have going on for him, if you use
that to to like take advantage of the system. Because
I told you my friend in the wheelchair, he says
people do it all the time.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
I bet, and he says, call him out on it.

Speaker 6 (41:28):
Scary uses the Z one hundred Elvis Durant show card
all the time. Even at Applebee's.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
He made me use it.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
And that's sad.

Speaker 6 (41:36):
Give me a reservation.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
If you're a noun please call us, you guys man,
you know what happens.

Speaker 4 (41:42):
I'm just saying you're going to hell.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
No, we're not.

Speaker 5 (41:45):
Anyway, No, no, we are so great on this show.
I got an email the other day saying, we're all in.
We're good, we have guaranteed positions.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
Oh good.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
You know he was a gandhi talking.

Speaker 5 (41:58):
About how her friend what broke her collar bone ten
years ago and still using her parking path to park
in handicap parking.

Speaker 4 (42:05):
Yeah, and she's such a turn in. The best is
that she gets out in limps and I'm like, that's
not even what you hurt in the first place.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
She's limping and she broke her collar bone. I know,
but she's got great parking.

Speaker 5 (42:15):
She's taking advantage of the system that's not taking Hey, Kate,
are you still there?

Speaker 15 (42:19):
Good morning?

Speaker 1 (42:20):
I'm still care well, good morning. So your mom took
advantage of the system. What did your your mom? I'm like,
what a bad example for her daughter? What did she do?

Speaker 15 (42:29):
I know, I make fun of her so bad?

Speaker 18 (42:30):
She was running late, the parking lot was super packed.

Speaker 20 (42:33):
She took my grandmother's handicapped parking permit and used it,
but to make it.

Speaker 17 (42:37):
Look authentic, the same thing as Ghandi's friends.

Speaker 19 (42:39):
She limped in and out of the store.

Speaker 4 (42:44):
But like, what about in the store the whole time?
Is she just walking around normally?

Speaker 1 (42:47):
Am she limping in the store too? Or just at
the door? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (42:51):
Door?

Speaker 1 (42:52):
I don't understand.

Speaker 5 (42:53):
Really, why can't you just park your car and if
you can, you just walk and didn't have to have
to act like you have a limp?

Speaker 1 (42:59):
I think that's so funny?

Speaker 6 (43:00):
Is you riffy in a hurry? I have a friend
who wanted to park in the pregnancy parking She wasn't pregnant.
She took a pillow with her and would shove it
up there.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
Are you serious?

Speaker 6 (43:07):
Because it was closer to God.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
All right, Kate, thank you so much. Hello Abby, Hi,
how are you?

Speaker 5 (43:14):
We're doing okay? So this is about your father taking
advantage of the system.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
What happened?

Speaker 21 (43:19):
So my father is deaf, he's been death since he
was about two years old, and he kimatizes a little
bit of a lead foot. So he gets pulled over
a lot and he's never once gotten a speeding ticket
because police officers feel bad and they never issue him
a ticket, so they always just give him a verbal warning.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
Well, so what does he do? Does he really play
it up? Heavily? Did?

Speaker 21 (43:40):
He's he's been around hearing people his whole life, so
he's gottenlip reading down to a t. But he just
kind of pretends that he can't understand what the officer
is trying to tell him. That he just pretends he
can't lip breathe.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
So the police officers like, just go, you just go.

Speaker 21 (43:58):
Yeah, They're like, you're fine, have a nice ress of
your days, like to try to slow down. But you know,
my dad has that heart and a lot of other
aspects of his life. So this is kind of the rest.

Speaker 5 (44:09):
So you're saying, like the universe is it's equaling it
all out, yes, equalizing?

Speaker 1 (44:15):
All right, Well, thank you Abby, Let's go talk to
who are this is twenty one? I don't know who
it is? Hello? Are you there?

Speaker 5 (44:24):
Oh Shelley, there you go, Shelly. Sorry, my screen is stupid. Hi, Shelley. Okay,
so talk to me, Shelley. Who is it taking advantage
of the system here?

Speaker 14 (44:34):
Well, it was my daughter, so it was kind of me.
But she was coming off of foot surgery, so she
had been on crutches for about two months when we
went on vacation and the doctor told her to wear
the boots, but she could start walking without it. So
by the time we came home from vacation, she didn't
really need it anymore, but we didn't have room in
the suitcase to bring it home with us, so we

(44:55):
made her wear it. And we got out of the
taxi at the airport and Kunta Khana and we had
an escort like ran right over to us, put her
in a wheelchair, which she was not happy about, and
ran up. We had help doing our customs paperwork. He
got us to the front of the line to check
our bags, got us through security, got up, so I said,

(45:17):
we're keeping that boot. We're gonna use it every trip there.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
You keep the god just because you couldn't fit in
the in the suitcase.

Speaker 5 (45:26):
Your daughter, your poor daughter, I mean, did she really
really get mad at you from making her do that
for the family?

Speaker 14 (45:32):
Oh my god. I have a picture of her with
the most power puss face sitting in that wheelchair.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
I would be to him like, Mom, I wish side.
It's America. I'm healed. Mom's a fraud all right, Shelby,
thank you.

Speaker 6 (45:44):
Imagine are your mom under the bus?

Speaker 4 (45:48):
I still like that the police officer gave a death
man of verbal warning. Yeah, doesn't seem that effective.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
I shouted a verbal warner.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
You can't hear me.

Speaker 20 (45:58):
Hello, Heather, Hell Hello, I'm so excited. I was deciding
between listening to your book on Audible this morning or
calling or listening to the show.

Speaker 12 (46:06):
And I listened to the show.

Speaker 5 (46:07):
I liked that because Audible you can listen to on
your own time. You know what I'm saying. But this
is our time with you, one on one live Heather.
So anyway, your mother in law is the culprit.

Speaker 20 (46:16):
Right, Well, actually no, My sister in laws and I
are the culprit went out last Friday shopping and we
took her vand because it was bigger, and we just
used her parking pass to park in the front of
the parking lot so we didn't have to, you know,
run all over looking for a spot, and we got
to the front of the line.

Speaker 5 (46:33):
You know what I do, Heather, If I see someone
getting out of their car and they've parked in handicap parking,
I stay.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
I watched to see if, okay, what's.

Speaker 5 (46:41):
Wrong with them, and then thinking that I'm a trained physician,
I scan their full body to say, okay.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
What's wrong parking lot? Police? They seem to be walking here?
Just five But what about to do? Nothing? Use letting?

Speaker 6 (46:54):
No, you should do You should travel with like a
microphone and just pretend you're doing an interview. Hey, I'm
from the news.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
What's wrong with you?

Speaker 6 (47:01):
Handicap parking?

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Why do you have? Why do you have handicap? A
parking slip? Whatever? I don't know.

Speaker 20 (47:06):
It wasn't our best judgment call, but how it happened, well,
I know, but it.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
Doesn't sound like you have one ounce of kilt.

Speaker 7 (47:12):
No, I well it was.

Speaker 12 (47:14):
It's a good memory, alright, Heather, thank you for listening
to us.

Speaker 5 (47:19):
And sometimes we do things we're not we're not supposed
to do, supposed to do. I'm ashamed of it, but
I'm going to talk about.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
It on the radio.

Speaker 4 (47:27):
But you know what I noticed in all these calls
is that it's the people who are not disabled in
any way who were the a holes taking advantage of
the system, and people who are actually disabled didn't call
and tell us they were doing anything bad, good for
them or way to keep your secrets, Elvis.

Speaker 3 (47:40):
D Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 22 (47:52):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tapp.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
Today's phone Tap, Danielle. Always a pleasure to hear your
phone taps. What's Today's all? All?

Speaker 7 (48:00):
Right?

Speaker 6 (48:00):
Well, Robert has been planning a surprise trip for his
daughter Ashley, right, and she's dying to know where they're going.
She's been asking him a million questions and he won't
tell her. So he's having me called from the travel
agency basically telling her what to pack for the trip,
so dropping hints but not actually telling her what's going on. Now,
keep in mind she wants to go to a tropical island.

(48:22):
That's all I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
Oh, okay, all right, so hopes we'll be dashed. Yes, yes,
all right, Danielle's in charge. Here's your phone tap.

Speaker 6 (48:30):
Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Ashley. Please. Hey, Ashley, your
dad told me to give you a call about your trip.

Speaker 7 (48:36):
Yes, how are you good?

Speaker 4 (48:38):
You sound so excited.

Speaker 7 (48:39):
I'm very excited. He won't tell me anything about it,
and I'm like, trying to get information out of him
is ridiculous. He's acting like this whole big surprise thing,
and I want to know where we're going.

Speaker 6 (48:46):
Yeah, he told me not to tell you where you're going,
he said he wants to.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
Yeah, you can't tell me either. I can't. He told me.

Speaker 6 (48:51):
I can tell you the details, like what to pack,
but that's about it.

Speaker 7 (48:55):
I can't believe he has in on it too. All right,
Tom Good.

Speaker 6 (48:57):
First of all, make sure you pay a lot of
orange or bright colored clothing. It's very important orange. Yeah,
you're like crossing guard orange crossing like bright orange, bright
orange and bright colors. Also, you want to carry your
pack that includes you ready, high caloric food, what accompass?

Speaker 4 (49:20):
Wait?

Speaker 7 (49:20):
Wait, I have to pack my own food a map.
They don't have food at the resort.

Speaker 6 (49:24):
Yeah, I wish I could tell you. Okay, now, Also,
this is important plan for unexpected bad weather conditions, so
pack for that bad weather. Make sure you're wearing proper
clothing to prevent exposure to the cold, insect bites, poisonous plants,
stuff weather.

Speaker 7 (49:40):
You're Mexiloni or not. But it doesn't sound like fun.

Speaker 6 (49:42):
And don't drink alcohol or mood altering drugs.

Speaker 3 (49:46):
No alcohol.

Speaker 7 (49:47):
Yeah, okay, where are we going?

Speaker 6 (49:50):
Well, your dad's gonna tell you all about it, and uh,
you know, enjoy yourself. Okay, all right, it's nice to
talk to you, Ashley.

Speaker 4 (49:59):
You have a great time.

Speaker 6 (50:00):
All right, by bye bye, Robert. She is so confused
right now.

Speaker 23 (50:07):
That you is.

Speaker 6 (50:08):
Okay, so you know what, let's call her back. All right,
here we go, it's all you.

Speaker 3 (50:14):
Hello, are you daddy?

Speaker 7 (50:16):
Daddy? Where we going? The lady in the place is
called me? Where are we going?

Speaker 1 (50:20):
Oh boy, oh boy, You're gonna love it?

Speaker 7 (50:22):
No, no, no, it doesn't sound like I'm gonna love it.
She took my bug bites and hiking and bright ronge
I do not look good at arms.

Speaker 12 (50:28):
I love this.

Speaker 7 (50:29):
It doesn't sound like gonna love it Thatddy, where are
we going?

Speaker 4 (50:31):
A look on your face?

Speaker 1 (50:32):
You're gonna love this, Teddy? We go in, We're going hunting.

Speaker 7 (50:37):
It's gonna be great. I don't want to go hunting serious,
it's unbelieving experience. No, no, no, no, no, no no,
I'm not going hunting.

Speaker 14 (50:46):
Hunting.

Speaker 21 (50:46):
What the hell it's the greatest thing.

Speaker 7 (50:49):
Dddy? What about me? Thinks that you hunting trip you met.

Speaker 26 (50:53):
Me, you were going to love this.

Speaker 4 (50:55):
I'm not going hunt.

Speaker 7 (50:56):
I'm not shooting, Doddy, I'm not doing that. I had
you to go to Bean, I asked you for a
resort and they a week.

Speaker 4 (51:03):
And a son.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
This is what we've been looking for.

Speaker 7 (51:06):
This is what we When you're saying.

Speaker 4 (51:07):
We, who are you talking about?

Speaker 7 (51:09):
What if I told you I wanted to go to
the Bahamas?

Speaker 1 (51:11):
Ashley? What You're always being pampered.

Speaker 7 (51:14):
Exactly because I like being pampered.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
You're such a deeper and we all love you so much,
you know, with posh hotels and all that stuff.

Speaker 10 (51:21):
You know, it's it's gone to a point.

Speaker 7 (51:23):
But this is when you're really get in touch with yourself.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
Daddy.

Speaker 7 (51:25):
I don't want to get touch to myself. I want
to get other people on the beach. What about me
says that I like being a diva. Everybody about me
likes me being a diva. I understand why it's a bobble,
now why you would book.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
A hunting trip.

Speaker 7 (51:35):
They're gonna put this gonna make me a better person.
I don't need to be a better person.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
Walk in the dirt.

Speaker 7 (51:41):
I'm not doing that, Nip. There was gonna be me
and you spend the time together, but different was gonna
be doing it on the beach in the Caribbean, in
the woods with Johea Beer.

Speaker 6 (51:48):
Hey Ashley Ashley, Yeah, Hello, Ashley, this is Danielle the
Narrow from Elvis dur in the Morning Show. And your
dad's just phone tapping you. There's no he's not taking
you hunting.

Speaker 14 (52:01):
Daddy do that to me.

Speaker 15 (52:03):
I just wanted to mess with you before I tell
you we're going to the Bahama.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 26 (52:16):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all PARTISI the.

Speaker 22 (52:20):
Elvis Terran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (52:26):
So it's now time to play. Is it a real
baseball player's name?

Speaker 23 (52:34):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (52:35):
Did you know, sometimes these baseball players have wacky.

Speaker 5 (52:38):
Names, right, give me one, ye Mookie Beck, Yes, here's one,
Danielle crazy baseball names.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
The babe roots.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
Okay, there you go.

Speaker 5 (52:53):
They named him after a candy bar Bard.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
The way around.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
Was the main route was baby was really named after
Babe Ruth? I don't think it was.

Speaker 4 (53:03):
Oh, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (53:04):
There was a there was. They named it after him
to capitalize on his name. But then they said when
they there was a trademark, like, hey, Babe Ruth didn't
approve you approve of this? They said, well, it's Ruth
the president's daughter or something like exactly, the daughter of
the president of the candy company.

Speaker 6 (53:21):
Yeah, oh my goodness.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
Anyway, God, so much scandal in candy names. But that's
not what we're here for today. We're here for this
game called Was that really a baseball star's name? Game?
What scary? Not a baseball player but an athlete. The
funniest name is ha ha ha Clinton Dix.

Speaker 4 (53:42):
He's a football.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
Player, very famous one. And that's a black game. There
you go, cutting dicks.

Speaker 5 (53:47):
All right, if you're a baseball fan, maybe you can play.
Was that really the name of a sports star?

Speaker 1 (53:57):
Game. Hold on, we got someone. Oh god, hurry before
they hang up. Skyler's on minute seventeen. Hello, Skyler, how
are you.

Speaker 23 (54:08):
Hi? How are you well?

Speaker 1 (54:10):
I'm doing well? Now are you a baseball fan? Because
that would be helpful. Hello? Can you hear me?

Speaker 12 (54:18):
Hell?

Speaker 1 (54:19):
Yeah, this is doing really well.

Speaker 5 (54:24):
Okay, the little phone problem. I think I can hear
you now, So here we go. Is this a major
League Baseball real name or not? Are you ready to play?
All right, let's let's find another call.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
It's not working.

Speaker 5 (54:38):
I think it's okay for us to admit it's not working.
This is play the music scary. I've had enough of content.
I don't want to play now.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
I just don't want to. I wanted to play, and
now my my need to play is over. It left.
All the lines are ringing? Why not? But no one's
phone works?

Speaker 3 (54:59):
No.

Speaker 5 (55:01):
I love live radio from my basement. I can play
with Gretchen on line five. Let's try Gretchen all right. Hey, wow,
that was a way to interrupt my organ.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
Hello Gretchen, good morning. Are you a baseball fan?

Speaker 6 (55:21):
I am?

Speaker 1 (55:23):
Okay? Well good?

Speaker 5 (55:24):
That could be helpful as we play major League Baseball
real name or not? Okay, okay, real name or not?

Speaker 1 (55:36):
Urban Shocker?

Speaker 5 (55:37):
Was that a real baseball player in nineteen sixteen playing
for the Yankees?

Speaker 1 (55:41):
Probably, but just asking you if you think it was real?

Speaker 14 (55:48):
No, it was.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
Born Urbane jeanques chachar.

Speaker 5 (56:00):
Shot started his career with the Yankees in nineteen sixty.
All right, here's another one, real major league baseball name
or not? Flip mcbird. Flip mcbird real or not? No,
you're correct, it's not.

Speaker 6 (56:12):
Oh wow, how.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
About this name?

Speaker 5 (56:15):
Was this a major league baseball player or not? Johnny
dick Shot. No, well, I got bad news. Johnny dick
Shott was a real player. Played for the Pirates.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
They named him, they named It's true. His name was
ugly Johnny. They called him Ugly Johnny dick Shot. All right,
let's right another one.

Speaker 14 (56:43):
I know.

Speaker 5 (56:43):
Here's another uh name. This could have been a major
league baseball player. Maybe not, it's up to you to
tell us.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
Here we go. Rrection, Rusty Rusty Coons. Rusty Coon. It's
spelled k u ntz Rusty Coons.

Speaker 20 (57:01):
No, no, no, that's not true.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
Rusty played for the White Sox at the I would
have pronounced it.

Speaker 5 (57:13):
But hey, all right, here we go yeah, I was,
by the way. Okay, this next player, well, was it
a player or not? Joe Mama spelled m A h
m A Joe Mama. Yes, no, Joe Mama was not real.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
How about Dick.

Speaker 5 (57:46):
Was hold on, listen, listen, be quiet, literally hear it.
Dick Pole p o l e. Real major league baseball
player or not?

Speaker 1 (57:55):
Dick Pole. Yes, yes, that's correct. Dick Pole pitch for
the Red Sox and Mariners. I love it when they
described Dick Pole on the mound. Okay, how about this

(58:16):
major league baseball player real or not? Ed Head? No,
that's not correct Ed Head played for the Brooklyn Dodgers
in the nineteen forties. Ed Head on the okay, real
player or not? Kenny Vagina or is it Vaginer? I

(58:46):
don't know, real or not?

Speaker 7 (58:51):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (58:52):
No, okay.

Speaker 5 (59:03):
How about this player, Boof Bonzer Boof Bonzer, real player
or not?

Speaker 21 (59:12):
No?

Speaker 1 (59:14):
Boof Bonzer was a real player. Pitch for the Twins.

Speaker 5 (59:16):
Oh and you go up to bat and fans were
like boo, all right, here's one more real major league
baseball player or not. Ken Tucky Kenentucky spelled t u
kk i e Ken Tucky real or not?

Speaker 12 (59:37):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (59:38):
No, Kentucky a fan.

Speaker 5 (59:44):
Welcome to another season Major League base Oh thank you
for listening, but grets and you don't walk away empty handed,
as we give all of our runners up and losers.

Speaker 1 (59:53):
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Speaker 5 (59:58):
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Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
You know what we should do here. We should get
coach to boy Josh in here and talk to him
about his well. He had a question about showering and
then sitting on furniture nude.

Speaker 17 (01:00:50):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
Gandhi actually when Daniel, when Gandhi joined in the family.
One of the things we learned from her was the
term buttoling, right, yes, explain to you. Came out with that.

Speaker 4 (01:01:02):
It's pretty self explanatory. It's when your butthole touches the
surface of really anything. And a lot of people who
sit around their houses naked, they just buttthole their couches
all day. And one of my issues was when I arrived,
I knew that we had some folks on the show
who were naked a lot, and they were sitting in
all the chairs and I was just worried about which
chairs had been buttholed, and then I found out all

(01:01:23):
of them had.

Speaker 5 (01:01:24):
So Josh yep said he truly believes if he's freshly showered,
there's no issue.

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
And is he here? He just walked in, Hello, Josh.
I conjure him up on my Ouiji board, is Josh Hi?
So your thought is, why did you even think of
this and why did you bring it to the family
for discussion.

Speaker 26 (01:01:46):
Well, I guess because I was buttholding my furniture after
a shower, and I asked Gandhi because she's the expert
on buttoling furniture apparently, and she didn't give me an answer.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
So I don't know.

Speaker 26 (01:02:01):
I am fresh, I was freshly showered, and I was
sitting on my couch, my brand new couch.

Speaker 6 (01:02:08):
Fine freshly showers, holding something and what if you miss something?

Speaker 4 (01:02:13):
You never know?

Speaker 26 (01:02:14):
Trust me, I got all in there, I got all okay, okay, okay,
let's okay.

Speaker 9 (01:02:18):
You're just clean butt holing exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
It's still so unsavory think.

Speaker 9 (01:02:26):
Of I mean, like, gosh, Josh, let me ask you this,
because like if somebody comes to your house they want
to like lay down on your couch, They're going to
take their face and lay it onto your couch.

Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
Okay, if you go ahead, go ahead, No, go ahead,
you go ahead.

Speaker 9 (01:02:40):
So if you freshly washed, I wouldn't let you put
your clean butt on my face, even if it was clean.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
So my point is I don't want your clean couch
on my face either.

Speaker 26 (01:02:49):
Well, you sound like a For the record, I said,
on the couch where my feet go, like the the
chase lounge area of the couch, so it wasn't where
anyone's head would go, and us you're laying in a
weird position.

Speaker 5 (01:03:03):
Here's here's the thought. And don't don't think less of me.
But if you're gonna take a shower and butthole your furniture.
You probably should just keep that to yourself. I mean,
why do you want to bring it up to anyone?
Because if I went to your house today and sat
on your couch, you would secretly know and say to yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
Oh, there goes Elvis sitting on exactly. But you know
you don't. You don't have to tell everyone about it.
Why are you asking it? Just bring it up? You
know it's clean, You're fine. Yeah, yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 26 (01:03:33):
I guess Gandhi is the expert, so I wanted an
official opinion. It was only for a second Gandhi, I
sat down.

Speaker 4 (01:03:41):
See, I think I think a butthole is a butthole
cleanest or dirtiest. It's the same thing. It's that you're
buttholing the furniture. But it is your furniture, so you
have every right to butthole whatever you want.

Speaker 5 (01:03:54):
Oh geez, well, okay, so let's say the cat comes
in and sits on it. What's the difference the dog
sits there?

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
Oh yeah, they don't take a shower and they're sitting there,
So why do they get a pass and Josh doesn't? Josh?

Speaker 6 (01:04:11):
Okay, Josh had a big meal right before you took
the shower, and then that meal was like coming.

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
To you know what, you know what?

Speaker 5 (01:04:20):
This is where this is where I cut everything off.
This is where I end the conversation. And so there's
the subject because you know what, But if we keep going,
you know how we this is the.

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
Show that dog piles. As soon as one person says something,
the next person has to top it. Right yell at digestion,
Oh my god, thank you do you have?

Speaker 10 (01:04:44):
If you have more cushion, then you really don't get
it doesn't experience. That doesn't experience the couch, It doesn't.
It doesn't touch you. Why are you saying I do
a cushion person?

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
You have more cushion, so you're uplifted. So you're not
really making direction. If you have a what you're saying,
if you have a bony butt, then you're gonna cause
more damage than someone with like a like like a
banonka donk.

Speaker 26 (01:05:06):
I think I haven't behind, so I don't even think
the butthole got to it to be truthful.

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
Oh my god, please can we change going on?

Speaker 3 (01:05:18):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
All right, we gotta move on. We gotta move on.
So I don't know what the verdict is. We'll think
about it. We'll get back to you on that. Is
it okay? If we have, we'll have a private discussion
about this later.

Speaker 26 (01:05:27):
I'm going to give my couch professionally washed now, just
to be safe.

Speaker 1 (01:05:32):
I think you're fine, Froggy. You don't drink right, you
still don't order now to I can't. If you back
when you would drink everyone from what would you drink?
What would you order? I started drinking red Bull, the
red Bull and Vadka, which I know is not the
best thing for you, but no it's not. I will
tell you this.

Speaker 5 (01:05:50):
I was reading a recent survey. They surveyed bartenders and
ask them to sort of I didn't find the type
of person that would order a type of drink they said,
vodka red Bull drinkers usually are on some kind of drug.
But on the bright side, they tip well because they're
too drunk to care about getting change. Hey, what do

(01:06:13):
you usually order it at the bar, Danielle.

Speaker 6 (01:06:16):
It's very fruity. It's either a Malibu with pineapple or
Malibu baberries, or a pini clotta or strawberry DAKERI I'm
very fruity.

Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
Yeah, fruity frozen drinks typically new drinkers. You don't drink
a lot.

Speaker 6 (01:06:27):
Yeah, I don't drink a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:06:28):
That is true.

Speaker 1 (01:06:29):
What about you? Gandhi?

Speaker 5 (01:06:32):
I do whiskey on the rocks whiskey. I don't see
whiskey in here. I do see tequila shots, they say.
Bartenders say tequila shots. It says I don't have to
work tomorrow. Margaritas, they say. The stereotypes are these. If
you order margarita, they're usually old ladies that want to party.
They start with margaritas. A vodka martini my cocktail of choice.

(01:06:55):
The fancy drunks were fancy drunks.

Speaker 1 (01:06:57):
Okay, if you order an ipa, pa drinkers or bearded
dads who want to ask fifteen questions and try fifteen samples. Long, okay,
when does listen? We had a Long Island ice tea?

Speaker 5 (01:07:11):
They say, Long islandized teas rarely get tips and are
almost always asked to make it strong.

Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
It's nearly an entire cup of liquor. By the way, serious,
am I.

Speaker 5 (01:07:21):
Supposed to make it stronger? Long Island iced tea? It's
let's get fed up fast.

Speaker 6 (01:07:27):
Oh my god, that that was the thing that got
my brother wasted. This one new Year's Eve when we
were in a hotel and the fire alarm went off
in the middle of the night, and my brother was
so drunk, He's like.

Speaker 4 (01:07:39):
Where are my pants? I can't find my pants?

Speaker 6 (01:07:42):
He had his pants on already.

Speaker 1 (01:07:43):
Yeah, long isl t does that to you? Chardonnay, the
bartender said.

Speaker 5 (01:07:47):
People who were order Chardonnay's are high maintenance, middle aged
divorcees with two kids in private school, possibly on the
possibly on the prow for a rich single guy.

Speaker 1 (01:07:57):
Drinkers the old fashioned. See I look like old fashions
and Manhattans, stuff like that. Old fashion.

Speaker 5 (01:08:05):
Either someone who knows their booze really well or not
at all, and they want to look sophisticated.

Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
If you order a Cosmopolitan, this person is usually a
pain in the ass.

Speaker 5 (01:08:16):
If someone orders a Jack and Coke, they'll usually be
fighting someone within the next few hours.

Speaker 4 (01:08:21):
Oh that used to be my go to. I could
see that right.

Speaker 5 (01:08:24):
And if you order a pino grisio, these people have
no personality whatsoever. Oh wow, So yeah, bartenders they size
you up.

Speaker 21 (01:08:34):
You know.

Speaker 5 (01:08:34):
I guess if you've served enough drinks to enough different people,
you kind of kind of can figure out a person's personality.

Speaker 1 (01:08:40):
Type.

Speaker 4 (01:08:40):
Sometimes. I used to bartend, and when people would order
a mojito on a busy night, I'd be like you
high maintenance, not caring about anyone else butthole.

Speaker 5 (01:08:49):
That's why, if you have them, you should make them,
shouldn't you know?

Speaker 4 (01:08:55):
I mean you should, sure, But when there are like
thirty drinks coming at you and you have to start
making that one, it's a long process, right.

Speaker 5 (01:09:02):
And also I don't know a lot of bartenders. If
you ordered gin, the gin drinkers are just out of
their minds, your nuts.

Speaker 1 (01:09:10):
What scary?

Speaker 10 (01:09:10):
I feel like I've moved on from vodka sodas and
now I'm trying to do sipping tequilas on the rocks.

Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
The problem is you got to go really slow or
the night gets really expensive really fast. Yes, it's true.
Did you have on the rocks? When you were looking
for a place to go brunch this past weekend? They
didn't have closing a zool scary, scariest, big first world problem.
There were lines two hours long at the Bronchie. We

(01:09:40):
couldn't like, it was costly. I couldn't say, don't forget,
it was ghastly. It was ghastly. You wouldn't believe the
awful weekend we had, we couldn't get into the brunch.

Speaker 6 (01:09:58):
It was a real problem.

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
It still existed even though it's first world. Yeah, I
like twenty is Jared. Let's go talk to Jared to Okay,
I'm not a bartender, but I can probably size you up.
What do you order it when you go to the bar?

Speaker 20 (01:10:11):
I ordered the Grones and everybody says, I'm a twenty
something hipster.

Speaker 1 (01:10:14):
Yeah, you're very hipster the Grones.

Speaker 5 (01:10:17):
Either you you love Italian Italian culture like as in Italy,
or you're a hipster.

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
That's okay.

Speaker 12 (01:10:26):
I just like the high alcohol content.

Speaker 1 (01:10:28):
Oh there, do negrones really have high alcohol content?

Speaker 4 (01:10:32):
I don't even know what it is.

Speaker 12 (01:10:33):
Oh yeah, it's maybe sweet remooth and campari.

Speaker 1 (01:10:37):
Yeah, with campari bitters in there. Okay, I'm going to
order one right now. Oh it has jen in it.

Speaker 5 (01:10:42):
That means you're a little out of your mind. You know,
your gin drinkers are usually way out there.

Speaker 22 (01:10:51):
Again, Elvis d Ran in the Morning Show. This is
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (01:11:07):
All right, so we promised you we would do the
audio logo game, and so we're gonna do it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
But that's not the name of it? What name did
you give it? Again? Daniel I gotta write this down.

Speaker 6 (01:11:16):
Okay, ready, what brand does that sound from?

Speaker 1 (01:11:19):
What brand is that sound from? Yeah, Scary, play one
of the examples and tell me what brand this is?
Remember that? Oh my god, that was years ago.

Speaker 6 (01:11:35):
I mean, I don't recognize you don't you had one?

Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
I remember you us talking about it. You played against Scary.
You don't remember the little I can't you.

Speaker 23 (01:11:51):
Know what it is?

Speaker 1 (01:11:52):
You remember that? I do? Yeah, I remember now, I
know what it is.

Speaker 3 (01:11:56):
I know what it is.

Speaker 1 (01:11:57):
I play it one more time. Let's see if Danielle
can tell us what brand is sound from?

Speaker 4 (01:12:03):
Am I winning?

Speaker 8 (01:12:05):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:12:05):
What we it's the way it's But do you know
what gave it away? When you did the little head thing?
And I saw my little me with his little head
going back and forth.

Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
Exactly, give me one more? What is it?

Speaker 21 (01:12:16):
What is this?

Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
Wow? Okay, okay, duh play it again? Who knows it?

Speaker 14 (01:12:27):
Well?

Speaker 4 (01:12:27):
I know it, but I made the game, so.

Speaker 1 (01:12:31):
Answer exactly, doggy, what is that? I don't know. I
realized the sound. I know I've heard it. It's not Intel, right, No, that's.

Speaker 4 (01:12:39):
What's chucky about these.

Speaker 23 (01:12:42):
What is it?

Speaker 7 (01:12:42):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:12:43):
Straight inte I I've heard it time upon time again. Really, Diamond,
just Diamond know it? Diamond? Do you know it? What
is it?

Speaker 6 (01:12:51):
I think it's a PlayStation.

Speaker 4 (01:12:52):
No, nope, it's Xbox.

Speaker 6 (01:12:55):
Xbox woo game's house.

Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
That's it. Why did did your kids come downstairs and
tell us?

Speaker 3 (01:13:02):
Tell you what it?

Speaker 6 (01:13:03):
Wass?

Speaker 1 (01:13:04):
Daniel's just heard that sound a thousand times?

Speaker 23 (01:13:06):
All right?

Speaker 5 (01:13:07):
So you hear these sounds every day, and some of
some of the sounds we're going to give you in
a few moments are old because we've been identifying with
audio all our lives. And that's what makes our show
and everything we do at I Heeart very unique, is
because it's all about audio.

Speaker 1 (01:13:21):
It's all about how you listen.

Speaker 6 (01:13:26):
What sound is this from?

Speaker 5 (01:13:27):
That's someone playing the skeleton xylophone sounds. So anyway, so
call us now straight innate awaiting your call or no, Actually,
Diamond is here.

Speaker 1 (01:13:40):
Even better if you really know.

Speaker 5 (01:13:44):
How to connect the sound with the product, we would
love to put you to the test. Gandhi did a
lot of work on this, identifying sounds that are directly
connected with brands and things we love, and of course
Garrett worked hard to put them all in the computer
and make sure we had for you today. And h
let's get going. So a contested number one is Ryan

(01:14:04):
Online fourteen. Hey Ryan, you're calling from Chattanooga.

Speaker 19 (01:14:09):
Yeah, I'm calling from Chattanooga.

Speaker 26 (01:14:10):
Hey, y'all do it we're looking.

Speaker 5 (01:14:12):
I thought they turned us off in Chattanooga. I'm so
happy to hear from you.

Speaker 18 (01:14:16):
I thought we listen to one, three, seven, but then
I found y'all on ninety five nine.

Speaker 2 (01:14:22):
I've been trying to win your free money phone tap.
Y'all want to answer my.

Speaker 14 (01:14:25):
Phone when I call.

Speaker 1 (01:14:29):
Ryan.

Speaker 5 (01:14:29):
Now we know someone is listening in Chattanooga, we've got
to reopen those lines.

Speaker 1 (01:14:33):
Yeah, absolutely, Well, look, it's so good to hear from you.
It's so good to know that someone is in Chattanooga.
They hated us. That station hated us.

Speaker 5 (01:14:40):
Oh it's such a great company, but that particular station
hated Okay, So all right, so Ryan, we know we
are surrounded by sounds connected to products all the time,
for instance, but go back to our samples.

Speaker 1 (01:14:52):
Scary play one. Okay, here's one. Here we go, and
we all identified that's your that's your Apple, that's your Mac.
Turning on empowering up right, you've heard that before, right,
Ryan rat?

Speaker 6 (01:15:06):
What right you have?

Speaker 1 (01:15:08):
Okay? Good? All right? Well, now how does this work?
Because we have if he gets three out of five? Right,
how do you want to do this?

Speaker 4 (01:15:15):
That's up to you, guys. How you want to do it.
I don't know if we're doing he gets money per
answer or it won't.

Speaker 6 (01:15:20):
Matter because Nate will change the rules as we go along. Anyway,
n Ny, what are we doing?

Speaker 1 (01:15:25):
I need you. You're gonna poey up.

Speaker 5 (01:15:28):
So we're gonna give him all of these because you
have two contestants, you're you're just confusing me.

Speaker 1 (01:15:32):
No, that's your backup contestant. Don't worry about that. That's
if that's as if the line does connection. So here
go tell lilyan and that she's a backup. She's the understudy.
How we make the sausage here? All right? So I
go through and give him ten dollars every critic.

Speaker 5 (01:15:46):
Okay, okay, so you get okay's for every sound you
correctly identify. Ryan, we give you ten dollars, and it
could add up to over one hundred dollars. Okay, it
is sweet. Okay, Here we go. Here is audio number one.

Speaker 1 (01:16:00):
What is this? What sound is that from?

Speaker 5 (01:16:13):
Uh PlayStation?

Speaker 1 (01:16:16):
That's right?

Speaker 4 (01:16:17):
Yeah, noise?

Speaker 5 (01:16:20):
Ten dollars big money, so it needs to write this
stuff ten I don't know. Okay, I got you, I
got ten dollars. All right, tell us what sound is this?
What audio logo?

Speaker 8 (01:16:32):
Can I hear that one more time?

Speaker 1 (01:16:34):
Yeah? All the famous chimes dun dun dun. H that's
not a dale, is it. No, it's not. That's the
that's the network NBC. Wait again, there you go.

Speaker 5 (01:16:53):
Those chimes have been around since NBC started in radio,
before TV was invented.

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
It's kind of crazy. All right, Let's move on to
the next one.

Speaker 2 (01:16:59):
Ryan would I wouldn't know if to answer that one anyway?

Speaker 1 (01:17:05):
Ryan, Now, I I'm so old. I feel so ancient.
All right, Ryan, okay, I forgive you. Here we go.
Here is audio clue number three. What logo is this?

Speaker 2 (01:17:20):
That's Windows?

Speaker 1 (01:17:24):
It's actually it's actually Intel, which is on with a
lot of Windows products, but.

Speaker 5 (01:17:31):
Until on board. Okay, it's okay, we got more coming up. Okay,
what logo is this? Sound from?

Speaker 14 (01:17:43):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:17:44):
How many times have you sat down in the theater
and you heard that and it surrounds you in that
big room. Play it again, scary. I love the sound.
Does that sound familiar? Ryan? Do you remember ever hearing
that in a movie theater?

Speaker 11 (01:18:00):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (01:18:00):
I do.

Speaker 18 (01:18:01):
I've heard it my whole freaking life.

Speaker 2 (01:18:04):
But that's not a lion Gate, is it.

Speaker 1 (01:18:08):
No, it's not.

Speaker 5 (01:18:09):
But I tell you what, a lot of people have
heard it, but they're not connecting it with the company.
The company is a sound company called t h X.
It sounds so cool. I would not have remembered th
h X as well, but I know I've heard it
a million times. Ryan's you know all right, here's another
audio logo?

Speaker 4 (01:18:24):
What is this?

Speaker 18 (01:18:26):
M oh, I know that one.

Speaker 24 (01:18:35):
That's spread?

Speaker 12 (01:18:38):
You know what?

Speaker 5 (01:18:38):
You're absolutely one company, now you know you got all right.
I'm just happy you got one, because I'm telling you
I would saying that.

Speaker 16 (01:18:52):
Actually, actually that's my second one I got, counting.

Speaker 5 (01:19:00):
Ryan, here's an old school when but you may get it.
What company is this sound logo from?

Speaker 1 (01:19:12):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 14 (01:19:17):
Either Warner Brothers or Lion Gate?

Speaker 1 (01:19:20):
Mm hmmm.

Speaker 2 (01:19:21):
You're My final answer is.

Speaker 5 (01:19:26):
You know, Ryan, you're you're, you're, you're you're beating around it.
Give it one more time. It is definitely a lion
But what movie company is it from?

Speaker 14 (01:19:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 19 (01:19:37):
Picture that.

Speaker 26 (01:19:38):
I can picture the line as you freaking make the sound.

Speaker 14 (01:19:41):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:19:42):
Also famous for a casino in Las Vegas.

Speaker 9 (01:19:46):
Three letters, one letter, three three letters, three letters. Two
of the letters are the same.

Speaker 1 (01:19:56):
All right, Well that the that is the world famous
MGM Lion.

Speaker 6 (01:20:02):
Okay, think that lion's still alive?

Speaker 18 (01:20:04):
No Lion, I just GM.

Speaker 4 (01:20:08):
Okay, I'll tell you what lions Gate I know.

Speaker 5 (01:20:10):
But I'll tell you what. I'll give you five out
of the ten. So you got five dollars on that one. Okay, Ryan,
I feel like I'm working with it here.

Speaker 1 (01:20:17):
I'm working with you. Okay, here we go. These are
more challenging than one. Thing's all right? Here is your
next audio logo. Listen to this.

Speaker 23 (01:20:26):
That's Dale.

Speaker 1 (01:20:28):
No, No, that's.

Speaker 19 (01:20:30):
AT and T.

Speaker 1 (01:20:33):
He said it. He said AT and T. He can
have it. All right, we'll give it to you big money.
Did you add it? Did you d that up? Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:20:41):
Now, Dale, I mean Ryan, you've said this company eight
thousand times. Let's see if you say it this time.

Speaker 1 (01:20:47):
Here we go. What audio logo?

Speaker 10 (01:20:48):
Is this?

Speaker 19 (01:20:56):
One more time?

Speaker 1 (01:21:00):
That's old? These are hard?

Speaker 14 (01:21:04):
Is that a phone?

Speaker 19 (01:21:05):
Can I get a hit.

Speaker 2 (01:21:06):
Is that a phone company?

Speaker 1 (01:21:08):
Uh kind of yeah, An, it's more.

Speaker 19 (01:21:20):
I'm going to work alright, delivery for amas.

Speaker 18 (01:21:22):
My partner just jump out of the truck laughing at
me because I'm.

Speaker 5 (01:21:28):
You need your Okay, it is a phone Okay, listen
to the clue. Okay, it is a phone company. But
it's not a phone company.

Speaker 1 (01:21:40):
All right. That is no Kia right there. Okay, yeah,
I never said he said.

Speaker 15 (01:21:45):
I said.

Speaker 2 (01:21:45):
In my million times, I never said, no, I get ryan.
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:21:51):
Let me give you another one. I feel good about
this one. Here we go. What is this sound logo?

Speaker 6 (01:21:58):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:22:02):
Play the whole thing? What company is that from?

Speaker 18 (01:22:18):
I don't get this because I know I'm gonna I'm
gonna throw my phone.

Speaker 1 (01:22:22):
No, no, don't do that. Don't do that.

Speaker 13 (01:22:25):
I'm just kidding.

Speaker 23 (01:22:26):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:22:29):
You know what.

Speaker 18 (01:22:30):
Every time I hear one of the movie things, first
thing that's coming out of my mouth is lying.

Speaker 23 (01:22:34):
But I know that.

Speaker 24 (01:22:36):
Yeah, this this sounds brothers.

Speaker 5 (01:22:38):
Uh well no, it's down the street that this is
from this company. A movie company also has a TV network.
It is a red canine that runs around.

Speaker 1 (01:22:54):
Okay, twentieth Century Fox. Okay, that's that's that's twentieth century.

Speaker 12 (01:23:00):
I may not get on your on your contest, at
least I may y'all laugh you do, we.

Speaker 1 (01:23:05):
Don't know, right, let me tell you. We're in the
passenger seat with you. We want you to win. All right.
How about this sound? What is this from? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:23:22):
It happens when you do something on this app on
your iPhone and then you see them rather than hear them.

Speaker 1 (01:23:35):
You see the nose and eyes on the front of
their head. Rhyme, rhyme.

Speaker 14 (01:23:47):
Hit the damn Because I don't even have the damn
my iPhone.

Speaker 6 (01:23:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:23:51):
Okay, okay, okay, Well that's that's the sound of the
pickup sound on face time, so showing face time, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:23:57):
If you don't have a look at that. Well, now,
now there's a day because he's got an iPhone. He
didn't even tell me what. Oh man, it sounds like
a dangerous truck. All right, I got two more for you.

Speaker 5 (01:24:11):
Let's see if you can get something. All right, Ryan, Ryan, Focus, focus,
I bet you can get this one. What what audio clue?

Speaker 10 (01:24:17):
Is this?

Speaker 3 (01:24:26):
What you hear?

Speaker 1 (01:24:29):
You play for your friend? We'll play for him. Yes,
I have one more sound.

Speaker 5 (01:24:42):
For you, Ryan, and I know, I know that either
you or your your friend in the truck will get this.
And it's rude that I say that. I just have
a sneaking suspicion. You're gonna figure this this one. Okay,
play it louds Gary, What what audio clue is this
right here? Maybe not so loud to hear We'll do

(01:25:04):
it again.

Speaker 1 (01:25:10):
Did your friend hear that?

Speaker 19 (01:25:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:25:14):
He sid porn?

Speaker 14 (01:25:15):
Hup.

Speaker 1 (01:25:24):
You can't figure out the MGM lion, but you can
figure out porn.

Speaker 14 (01:25:28):
Home.

Speaker 1 (01:25:32):
All right?

Speaker 24 (01:25:32):
How much money that o, cary?

Speaker 4 (01:25:37):
How much money did he get out of a possible
one hundred and twenty dollars? Ryan is walking home with
fifty five?

Speaker 5 (01:25:42):
Yeah, let's let's make it an even hundred. Okay, that's nice.
We're gonna We're gonna give you a hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:25:50):
Okay, right, you guys.

Speaker 18 (01:25:52):
I appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (01:25:52):
Sorry, I didn't do so good.

Speaker 21 (01:25:54):
But it was fun.

Speaker 1 (01:25:55):
Didn't great? You didn't great? Hold on, I won't say
Ryan is a fun guy. I love having fun with Ryan.

Speaker 6 (01:26:04):
He was awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:26:05):
Ryan sounds like a party and he got porn hubba, yeah,
or his friend did whatever?

Speaker 13 (01:26:09):
He was?

Speaker 1 (01:26:11):
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Speaker 4 (01:26:25):
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Morning Show, if I.

Speaker 1 (01:26:56):
Want apples or pumpkins, I'll just go to the grocery
store that they have them there. I don't want to
go picking, and that's for like.

Speaker 6 (01:27:02):
Other seasons, this is the season you go pick them yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:27:05):
I don't want to pick them, all right. I don't
want strawberries unless they're already picked.

Speaker 5 (01:27:08):
I don't want and so yeah, so yesterday we went
to the apple picking place, but didn't pick the apples.

Speaker 1 (01:27:13):
They picked them for us.

Speaker 4 (01:27:14):
Well, I saw little meme the other day that said,
why would I pay five dollars for a bag of
apples at the grocery store when I could pay thirty
six and wear flannel and eighty eight degree with it?

Speaker 1 (01:27:22):
Exactly.

Speaker 6 (01:27:22):
But I don't understand is why would you go to
the apple picking place to get the apples that you
can just go to the grocery store to.

Speaker 5 (01:27:29):
Get the apple Because we were, we were within walking
distance to them. It's a long story, but pick the apples.

Speaker 1 (01:27:35):
No, I'm not gonna go picking apples.

Speaker 6 (01:27:37):
It's so much fun when you get the rotten ones
and you toss them at each other.

Speaker 1 (01:27:40):
That's my favorite thing. I love that.

Speaker 4 (01:27:44):
Unsuspecting friends just peg them right in the back of
the head.

Speaker 1 (01:27:46):
Bam, I'm not finding any fun in anywhere.

Speaker 6 (01:27:49):
French apple cider and the doughnuts.

Speaker 4 (01:27:52):
And then they have the big picker.

Speaker 6 (01:27:53):
You know, they give you that big long stick because
you can't get the high ones and you got to
use the picker.

Speaker 1 (01:27:58):
You used to call straight and eight the big picker.
Up it Hey, big picker.

Speaker 5 (01:28:01):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (01:28:03):
Uh let me hello? Is this Bethany?

Speaker 14 (01:28:06):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:28:07):
What's going on? Bethany?

Speaker 19 (01:28:09):
Oh? Well, you know, so last night I pulled a
zip block bag out of the package, and I've been
a little too dramatic and I hit myself right in
the eyeball with it.

Speaker 1 (01:28:18):
So you scratched your eyeball with a zip block bag.

Speaker 19 (01:28:22):
Yeah. So now I'm wondering, like, do you have to
go to an eye doctor to that?

Speaker 12 (01:28:26):
Can I go to my medical.

Speaker 1 (01:28:29):
Medical advice? I I would go to an eye specialist.
I would.

Speaker 19 (01:28:36):
Yeah, there's kind of some like goodie stuff happening. It's
not pretty. And now I can't wear I make up
to work today and I'm stressing out.

Speaker 5 (01:28:44):
I know what you're about to lose an eyeball, but
the thing that worries you is you can't look you know,
you can't put an eye.

Speaker 1 (01:28:49):
Make up right.

Speaker 4 (01:28:50):
I'd be way more worried about the goofy, you know,
I would.

Speaker 1 (01:28:53):
I would go. I would go as soon as you could.
I mean, you never know. You're probably fine, but it's
it's good to know. And if they're if they're need
to be something to correct it, they'll do it for
you and give you some ointment or whatever you news.
But yeah, you need to go see that doctor.

Speaker 19 (01:29:05):
Please do Okay, I will. I just freaked me out.
So this is just stressed me this morning.

Speaker 5 (01:29:10):
Well, I know, but you know what, you'll be much
less stressed once you go to the doctor and get
it done. Don't don't sit on that.

Speaker 19 (01:29:18):
But who has this block by cut them in the eye,
Like I have to go tell a stranger this now,
Well I guess I's told everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:29:25):
Yeah, you know what it's We call those freak accidents.

Speaker 19 (01:29:28):
Yeah you're okay, all right, Well thanks guys.

Speaker 1 (01:29:32):
All right, get your eye to the to a doctor as.

Speaker 19 (01:29:34):
A yes, I will do, Thank you, Thanks for calling medical.

Speaker 1 (01:29:37):
Line any else?

Speaker 4 (01:29:42):
Others love diagnosing over the thumb. It's their favorite.

Speaker 1 (01:29:45):
What's wrong scary? Well, I was using you don't like
apple picking? That's a full activity.

Speaker 10 (01:29:49):
But can we talk about how hay rides are another
full activity that is just simply pointless because they put
you in the back of a truck with bails of hay.

Speaker 1 (01:29:57):
They ride you around. Sometimes it's haunted.

Speaker 5 (01:29:59):
Well no, if it's haunted hay ride, I like it,
but when it comes chasing you with a chainsaw and
stuff like that.

Speaker 6 (01:30:06):
But I like regular hay rides too because they're this
is run. They're bumpy, and I like when it's like
like bumping all over the place. I think it's fun.
You guys, you think scary hay.

Speaker 4 (01:30:17):
Rides make me realize I am really just not suited
for fall because as soon as I start sneezing.

Speaker 1 (01:30:22):
Yeah, you guys, I don't like apple picking. You don't
like hay rides. We're summer boys. What Elvis. I want
to go to a corn maze with you. You would
be fun in a corn mase. You know, if they
if they gave us like golf carts. Okay, what straight night?

Speaker 23 (01:30:40):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:30:40):
Apple picking is the biggest scam in the universe. I'm
sorry you.

Speaker 23 (01:30:46):
We went.

Speaker 8 (01:30:46):
We tried to go apple picking because my girlfriend wanted
a picture picking apples.

Speaker 1 (01:30:51):
So we're on the way there and I'm like, why
is the traffic so bad? Because we had the GPS
pulled up. We were half a mile away.

Speaker 8 (01:30:58):
It was going to take forty five minutes to get
there because all these people want to pick apples.

Speaker 1 (01:31:02):
Everyone wanted to pick apples. You go, pay to pick apples.
It's free labor. They're paying you to do their labor.
You're paying you. They pick the apples that you're going
to pay, right, you're paying them. You're paying them.

Speaker 4 (01:31:16):
Were smart, they would have a season for everything, like, oh,
it's all of season, it's orange season.

Speaker 6 (01:31:22):
And then you know what happens. You get home and
you have too many apples. You wind up having to
go and give them to Grandma and give them.

Speaker 15 (01:31:30):
To you're.

Speaker 1 (01:31:32):
A fortune.

Speaker 4 (01:31:35):
It's like those places where you have to make your
own food. They put like the little thing the pot
in the middle and you put your meat in it,
and it's more expensive.

Speaker 1 (01:31:41):
I refuse to go to a restaurant, right cook. It's
a chain of restaurant called you Cook. I think.

Speaker 4 (01:31:47):
Yeah, there's also like a melting pot.

Speaker 1 (01:31:49):
You cook for me, you put my apples.

Speaker 4 (01:31:55):
You're doing it.

Speaker 1 (01:31:56):
You guys are no fun. I love being outside. The
fun is being outside with your family, your friends. I
love that.

Speaker 4 (01:32:00):
That's what it's all about.

Speaker 1 (01:32:02):
And then we go have cocktails and donuts. I mean
it's like checking out in the self checkout line at
the home depot. I like that because it's much quicker. Well, no,
I mean, now we're gonna like go to the dentist
and pull our own teeth out. I think I know,
and I would have fun apple picking. I'm gonna pull

(01:32:23):
a cavity out of my own head today and charge
myself for it. Hey, I got a question for you.

Speaker 5 (01:32:29):
With all the activity at your front door, Amazon arriving
sometimes almost daily for some people I don't know, and
you know, grocery deliveries and deliveries, lots of deliveries, right,
are you receiving a lot of of the wrong deliveries?
Are you receiving someone else's delivery sometimes from time? There's
got to be a mixed up from time to time.

(01:32:49):
Just seems yeah, it seems natural, right, yeah, I got, well,
hold on, I don't know if what if it's one
of you playing a trick on me, because I don't
think it is, because is the wrong name on the box.

Speaker 1 (01:33:01):
But someone sent me a big like creative tampacs. Oh
I got.

Speaker 5 (01:33:08):
It was like it was a four pack, like of
fifty four count boxes. So I have four times fifty
four numbers of tampons. It is addressed to someone else,
but it's addressed to someone else, but it's addressed to
my address.

Speaker 1 (01:33:23):
So I'm not quite sure how to handle it. Do
I send them back?

Speaker 4 (01:33:28):
Maybe? Can't we turn that returnable item tampons.

Speaker 21 (01:33:33):
On you.

Speaker 1 (01:33:36):
Unused?

Speaker 21 (01:33:36):
Well?

Speaker 5 (01:33:36):
I know so, so it don't They're cheap? I mean
only like seven bucks a box. I've got four boxes
of them. I mean, do I want to go to
all that trouble to ship seven fifty four count boxes
of tampons back to Amazon?

Speaker 1 (01:33:48):
I don't know. Tell me I'm not doing wrong.

Speaker 6 (01:33:50):
I wouldn't. Can you donate something like that?

Speaker 1 (01:33:53):
I don't know, great idea, you know what. I didn't
even think about that.

Speaker 6 (01:33:57):
Yeah, you might be able to, but I'm not sure.

Speaker 1 (01:34:00):
You see, I didn't read the label.

Speaker 5 (01:34:01):
I just opened it up and went, Okay, which one
of those a holes at the station sent me tampons?

Speaker 1 (01:34:06):
Because I was in a bad mood that day? Did
you send? Did you send tampons to my house? I
would never do such a thing. What about you, Nick?
Did you send tampons to my home?

Speaker 8 (01:34:18):
I would never I mean, yeah, I mean I might
send you something unique or clever, but I don't think
I would send tampons.

Speaker 1 (01:34:25):
Yeah, all right, anyway, So what do you think, Danielle?
What were we going to say?

Speaker 6 (01:34:28):
No, so I my address is the same as someone
else's address in the next town over. For some reason,
we have the same address, but one town over, right,
So we get each other's deliveries all the time. One day,
somebody came from a nursery and dropped off a bunch
of trees, and they just dropped them off in my
in my garage, in my driveway. So I called my

(01:34:51):
husband and I go, I call my husband, I go,
when did you order new trees for the backyard? And
he goes, I didn't order new trees. And we couldn't
get in touch with anybody. We had wait until they
realized that they delivered the trees to the wrong address.
And how this place come back and pick up all
these trees and redeliver them into the right place. It
was ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (01:35:11):
That's more difficult than tampons trees. That's major, yep.

Speaker 6 (01:35:15):
But it happens all the time with us. It's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:35:18):
Scotty b what happened to you? Well, here's the thing.

Speaker 27 (01:35:20):
At the beginning of the pandemic, when you couldn't buy
any paper products, I found a company that had Kleenex
hand towels, and so I ordered twelve boxes of them
for the house, and they sent me twelve cases of them.
So instead of just twelve boxes, I had twelve cases
and there was eighteen boxes in a case.

Speaker 1 (01:35:37):
So I was like, huh, and they only charged me
to real estate. Yeah, they only.

Speaker 27 (01:35:41):
Charged me for the twelve boxes. So I waited a
month and heard nothing. I was like, okay, So I
started giving some to my friends and family. I donated
a box to the firehouse and then and that was it.
And I used the rest of them, and they're pretty
much all gone at this point. And then all of
a sudden, two weeks ago, they email me and they say,
huh we over shit, we're charging your credit card eight
hundred and fifty dollars. And I was like, what, No,

(01:36:05):
that's not my fault. And so now I'm at it
with the credit card company. And it's a whole big
thing because apparently the Federal Trade Commission says that if
you get something by mistake, you should be nice and
send it back, but you don't have to. You can
keep it as a gift. So I now I'm kind
of in this whole dilemma.

Speaker 1 (01:36:22):
You have lots of paper towels.

Speaker 9 (01:36:24):
This is good, well, I mean when they're all used now,
so you can't send them back.

Speaker 27 (01:36:27):
I can't send them back. Most of them are gone.
I only have like one case of them left and
that's it. And I have an eight hundred and fifty
dollars bill that I have to pay in two weeks
unless something happens on twenty.

Speaker 1 (01:36:36):
Four is Brian. Brian had a little little mishap.

Speaker 5 (01:36:39):
Look, you know, with all these deliveries going on, more
than ever, more than ever in our history, probably there's
gonna be mistakes.

Speaker 1 (01:36:45):
Hey, Brian, what happened to you?

Speaker 2 (01:36:48):
So I purchased my house and then about four months
later I receeve the package for the previous owners. There
was no way of getting in touch with them, held
on to it for a while, and then you know,
decide to open it, and and side was the bag
of marijuana, you know, pot growing seeds. So you know

(01:37:09):
I'm not going to throw it out.

Speaker 1 (01:37:11):
So did you plant them?

Speaker 2 (01:37:16):
Not saying we're planted them?

Speaker 1 (01:37:17):
But yeah, okay, why you know when.

Speaker 5 (01:37:24):
When we were in high school and we we we
could only afford the pot that was full of seeds,
U we would actually plant them in our neighbor's yards
and we go to people's houses we didn't like and plant.

Speaker 1 (01:37:34):
Marijuana all over their front. It's all all right, So
hey finders keepers, enjoy your pot seeds. Man, that's so funny.
All right, thanks for listening Brian have a good day.
Sometimes it's a nice it's it's a nice mistake. Tampons.
I wasn't too, but I'm definitely I'm definitely going to

(01:37:56):
donate them. That was a good idea, Danielle.

Speaker 3 (01:37:57):
I want to see what we actually look like.

Speaker 4 (01:38:00):
Oh black, oh fairy princess that resides over the pits
of Hell.

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Speaker 5 (01:38:23):
Okay, so Gandhi walks through the door this morning and goes, oh,
I just can't speak. Look at this artwork created for
me by an elephant. R like what And so daniel
and I were looking at it, We're like, wow, what
an elephant can't paint that?

Speaker 1 (01:38:39):
I mean, what did you What was your first thought,
Danielle when you saw this this painting.

Speaker 6 (01:38:42):
I was like, Okay, maybe the elephant did like some
of the dots, and then somebody came in and kind
of finished it off. That's what I thought.

Speaker 1 (01:38:50):
That's what I thought.

Speaker 5 (01:38:51):
It was like, you know, let the elephant kind of
like screw around with the canvas in the brain and
then someone came in and then actually painted a real
elephant and trees would detail.

Speaker 1 (01:39:04):
Yeah right, and Gandhi says Danielle. She says, you and
I are the fruitcakes here. I know in case that
an elephant did paint.

Speaker 4 (01:39:12):
This this because there's video. There's a whole place where
they do it. People go to watch them do it.
It's like it's it's an undeniable thing. But you guys
don't want to accept it. Danielle said, anything to be faked.
So I said, okay, well then I can't fight that.
If anything can be faked.

Speaker 5 (01:39:26):
Sure, So Gandhi, she throws gas on the flame by saying, well, wait,
I've got video proof. Yeah, and she sends us, she
sends us this video of this elephant painting this this
work of art.

Speaker 1 (01:39:40):
And I'm like, oh my god, it looks real.

Speaker 4 (01:39:43):
It is real.

Speaker 1 (01:39:44):
It isn't real, daniel help me here.

Speaker 6 (01:39:46):
So my thing with this is that they could make
the video look like it really happened that way, but
it really didn't. Like there are ways to do it.
So I think for me, unless you fly me there,
I've watched the elephants do it, I'm going to question it.

Speaker 1 (01:40:04):
I'll fight with you. Daniel but look at it like, Okay,
here's the video. That's a video I paint, though, what
do you mean you made it?

Speaker 4 (01:40:13):
So I sticked it together. Yeah, but I zoomed in
on the elephant, so you can't see like the whole thing,
which is what Danielle is having a problem with. But
if you just google Sue the painting Elephant, you'll see
a bajillion videos from random people who have been there
and seen it. These guys are haters, but you believe
all kinds of other crazy. I do have a question.

Speaker 6 (01:40:33):
Do they say, like like this one is of a
beautiful tree, and like do they say, Suda, we want
you to paint this, or does Suita just paint whatever happens?

Speaker 1 (01:40:44):
Put the fluffy cloud up there, Bob paints.

Speaker 4 (01:40:46):
What she wants to paint, the patrush.

Speaker 6 (01:40:48):
How does she paint that when it really looks like
something like it doesn't make sense. It's an elephant.

Speaker 4 (01:40:53):
Elephants are so smart.

Speaker 9 (01:40:54):
They do have I think it's like a bad tattoo
where you have a bad tattoo and then you go
to a tattoo earth and they turn it into something else.
I think they let Suda paint, like just drop some
stuff on a canvas and then somebody else comes behind
her and adds on.

Speaker 4 (01:41:08):
That's a week to make it right, right, Because when
maybe Froggy, you should watch the videos and do a google.

Speaker 6 (01:41:12):
Well, when I go to that wine and painting place, yeah,
you know, so my painting comes out a certain way
and then the person that knows what they're doing comes
over to my canvas and kind of like fixes it.
So that's why I think the same thing.

Speaker 4 (01:41:26):
But if you guys would just google it and watch
the process from start to finish, which takes maybe like
four minutes. And I know that's a long time, but.

Speaker 6 (01:41:33):
How do we know that that's real and not fake.

Speaker 1 (01:41:35):
Well, I'll tell you what.

Speaker 4 (01:41:36):
Don't believe anything. I can't help you.

Speaker 1 (01:41:39):
Moving along.

Speaker 5 (01:41:40):
This is We're going to go in circles round this
ring all friggin day long. Do a search for Suda, Suda, Suda,
the painting elephant. Yes, I just caught ourselves going on
and I stopped it. I put a stop to it
because well, Gandhi will never ever ever listen to our logic.

Speaker 4 (01:41:55):
It's not your logic, you guys are you guys are
the wrong ones in this scenario. You are in all
you have to do is look it up. Watch the
people in front of them.

Speaker 1 (01:42:03):
Okay, look at this.

Speaker 5 (01:42:05):
Now here comes the mountain of other crazies. Oh, they're
all agreeing with Gandhi. I've seen this suit of the
elephant painting. Yes, this elephant does paint.

Speaker 1 (01:42:15):
I know for a fact. I've seen the video. It's real.
Look at that.

Speaker 4 (01:42:19):
What about the people.

Speaker 1 (01:42:20):
I want to talk to somebody who's seen it in person.

Speaker 4 (01:42:22):
Somebody said, I've seen elephants paint in real life. It's
true the zoo and Syracuse Let's animals paint.

Speaker 1 (01:42:28):
No, they do paint. I've seen animals paint in many zoos,
but not this.

Speaker 5 (01:42:37):
Do you agree Gandhi that maybe there's a little bit
of human assistance to form like the real items that
are clearly clearly painted by a human on these pieces
of canvas kind of So.

Speaker 4 (01:42:49):
I think that the elephants all like go to classes
and they learn how to do this stuff. And I
know that sounds crazy, but they actually do. Like there
are videos of them in class where people are teaching them, oh,
this is a tree, this is a flower, whatever. But
aside from that, they just get handed a paintbrush and
then they start to do their thing. Okay, I get
the elephant on the phone. I can talk to her. Please.

Speaker 1 (01:43:08):
We really gotta move here.

Speaker 4 (01:43:09):
We gotta move okay, says they've been there and the
elephants actually paint.

Speaker 1 (01:43:15):
Okay, I'm sure they have great mushrooms to chew on
there in Thailand.

Speaker 3 (01:43:20):
They wake me up.

Speaker 21 (01:43:21):
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Speaker 3 (01:43:24):
Live, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:43:29):
All right, shows done, Let's get out of here until
next time. Say peace out, everybody. He sat, everybody

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