September 5, 2024 • 8 mins
Straight Nate says he asked for a drug he saw in a commercial and his doctor said no! What’s the point of the commercial then?
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Saturday Elvis sixteen Morning Show, Let's do it the fifteen
minute morning show podcast, otherwise known as the half assed
podcast because we're not gonna hit fifteen minutes it's usually
(00:23):
around five.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Yesterday we actually hit fifteen minutes.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
You know that, right, So today we really should take off.
We want it worked so hard.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Conflict does well for us. Yeah, yesterday was full of conflict.
Maybe today will be too. God help us.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
So here in the con in the the con the
conflict fliked room, we have Scary, and we have Garrett,
and there's Danielle, and there's a straight Nighte with his
puffy hair, there's Gandhi and I see uh Scottie b
in the Serial Killers podcast room. So what was our
conflict yesterday? Oh that's right, people trying to get out
(01:00):
of money.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
They owed. What's today's conflict? I have a question for Scarity.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
So this comes off of the remember when he did.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
The erect dysfunction commercial commercial? Word, have you ever had
an issue down there?
Speaker 5 (01:17):
Like like you mean like like there have been There
have been a couple of instances over my life, for sure,
but but like a continuing problem.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Though we were making fun of the fact that Scary
says guys sit around and talk about their heart on,
and we said that never happens.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
You just started that conversation.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
I know that I did that because you know what,
every guy's had a problem here and there at the bar, Like.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
You're sitting with your front, we're talking about the conversation
or the actual dysfunction.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Now, I never get a heart on at the bar
with Larry.
Speaker 6 (01:54):
Larry looks like, wait, but you you said that guys
sit around I don't.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
I don't think.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
I think women are more prone to talk about intimate
issues like that amongst themselves.
Speaker 7 (02:04):
About their girlfriends.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
You know, like if like if you guys are having
like women issues, women are more well, it would be
in a woman issue.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Women are more likely to tackle that amongst the whatever
it is. I'm okay, how about dryness? Do you got
to talk about dry because.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
I've seen I got to dry.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
I've seen I've seen commercials where they the women are
playing tennis. Usually tennis involved that one too, and it
involves in it involves tampons or vaginal dryness, And I
just don't think that happens on the tennis court.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
All that much. I could be wrong, and then it's
always one with the.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
I'm getting down there, what should I do?
Speaker 8 (02:49):
I've been at the bar talking about wood with my
boy my guy friends.
Speaker 7 (02:52):
I believe that with you.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
Yeah, yes, but you have of your walk down the
beach with your dad talking about it.
Speaker 8 (03:01):
I don't talk to my dad about wood.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Just hit me that what's your dad's name?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Conversion?
Speaker 6 (03:08):
Remember back in the day, the two girls on the beach, Hey,
do you ever get that not so fresh feeling? And
then she tells her about the douche that that's what
I was referencing.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Well, that's the thing.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
They're walking on a beach, or they're walking on a
on a on a dock near water, Like, do you
ever get that that on fresh feeling? Well, yeah, it
smells like the ocean.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
And that's why they're walking on the beach.
Speaker 8 (03:33):
It's like, this reminds me.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I have an aquarium in my pants. Anyway, they still make.
Speaker 8 (03:44):
That's absolutely that's the biggest. That's the biggest douche company
there is.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
It thought it was bad to do. I thought it
was takes out.
Speaker 8 (03:50):
That's vaill vag sill. No.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
I think she was right, really supposed to do that. No,
I think it's the bacteria factor, right, Yeah, that.
Speaker 8 (04:00):
Just sells the cream. Massingill is the doucee, and Fts
is the spread. How do you know this because I
used to work in retail.
Speaker 7 (04:06):
He used to put his little recorder in that eye.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
He used to work that shut up.
Speaker 7 (04:11):
Oh my god, you know what I learned. That's a
little more innocent than this. Diamond watches so much reality
TV and with the commercials that she sings along to
the drug commercials. She was singing along to some type
two diabetes commer word for words, she knows all of them.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Really, nothing beats everything.
Speaker 8 (04:33):
I got top two diabetes and I manage it.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Well.
Speaker 8 (04:36):
Yeah, my daughter sings that all the times.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Then that stupid dance he does. Yes, she was doing
the dude, I'm like that.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Yeah, I saw that one like her. But advertising works.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Look you're remembering it and we all sing, oh oh oh.
Speaker 8 (04:54):
Can I ask you a question, though, Has anybody ever
gone to their doctor and said, I saw this commercial,
I would like this.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
I've tried that.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Because I've drugs where I'm like, man, maybe I could
benefit from that, And I go and I bring it
up to my doctor and goes, you don't need that.
Speaker 8 (05:05):
So what's the point exactly?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
What is the point?
Speaker 6 (05:07):
Wait a minute, you have to wait to the end
of the commercial because every side effect is worse than
what I have. Like I have like something very simple,
but side effects include leaky anal discharge, and I'm like, yeah,
this with that, I'm.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Going to keep those side effects.
Speaker 7 (05:22):
If it happened to one person, they have.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
To they have to put that in the commercial, if
it happened to one person to because I would think
the list is ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
That's what it sounds ridiculous. You know what this conversation
is doing. It's screwing up our algorithms.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
We're all going to have all these creams and the
medications served to us today.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Oh that's right, we did not think of that.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Hey, what was the story we're talking about the other day?
It's Cox Media spelled Cox the way. Yes, uh, they are.
They are the company that has harnessed one of the
companies that has harnessed this technology that makes it possible
for your phone to hear everything you say, and then
they sell that information to advertisers.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Oh yes, in fact, Google, Facebook and all they're the
clients of Cox they're buying.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
They're buying the this.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
This uh you know this app and or this this
this intelligence Yeah mm hm, you know what I'm saying,
Like the Cox.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Meeting is the one. Believe it or not, we do
and we do know what you're saying. Even though you
didn't finish this. We Knowvis and I were on the phone.
I mean, he brought this up to me.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
So I've just started screaming boner medication right, so that
eventually he will get that ad for some sort of
bonus banking Cox appropriately.
Speaker 7 (06:33):
You know, everyone was so freaked out worried about TikTok
is listening to everything. There's so much stuff that we're
totally fine with that's listening to.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
But we knew it though we knew it was happening,
but we couldn't put our finger on who it was
doing it.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Now we know Cox yep, yeah, always goes back to Cox.
It usually does.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
Do we have CCTV, like I know in the in
the UK they have CCTV, so if like a crime happens,
they go to the CCTV and they see and I
cannot believe how many like of these cameras are everywhere.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
No, we have cameras everywhere.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
We have that here in the United States is absolutely
what do we call it just surveillance or something.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Yeah, it's all over. It's there's cameras looking at you
right now.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
But there's also all over the streets in front of
almost every business in New York City they can capture something.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Isn't that crazy to you though? That they know everything?
Speaker 6 (07:19):
You're like, it definitely drives me crazy, Like it's just
not that I do anything wrong, but I just think, like,
that's just such an invasion that they look. If I'm
in the toilet, I would get nervous there's a camera there, Like,
you know, I bet you there are.
Speaker 8 (07:32):
I see those videos? Oh god, not on purpose. They
would just be advertised to me.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Because of other videos you were looking at.
Speaker 8 (07:41):
This is a long time ago, okay, sure, like a
month or two.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
All right?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Well, okay, so what have we solved.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Here on today's Conflict Filled Half Aass Morning Show podcast?
Speaker 7 (07:52):
Were we trying to solve a problem?
Speaker 2 (07:54):
I didn't get that, memny, they were causing problems? How
much time we en?
Speaker 8 (07:58):
We're seven minutes and forty eight.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Yeah, that's heavy.
Speaker 8 (08:00):
You're done.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Done?
Speaker 1 (08:02):
The summer hours continue say Goodbye everybody, Bye bye
Speaker 2 (08:07):
The fifteen minute morning Show,
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Saturday Elvis sixteen Morning Show, Let's do it the fifteen
minute morning show podcast, otherwise known as the half assed
podcast because we're not gonna hit fifteen minutes it's usually
(00:23):
around five.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Yesterday we actually hit fifteen minutes.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
You know that, right, So today we really should take off.
We want it worked so hard.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Conflict does well for us. Yeah, yesterday was full of conflict.
Maybe today will be too. God help us.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
So here in the con in the the con the
conflict fliked room, we have Scary, and we have Garrett,
and there's Danielle, and there's a straight Nighte with his
puffy hair, there's Gandhi and I see uh Scottie b
in the Serial Killers podcast room. So what was our
conflict yesterday? Oh that's right, people trying to get out
(01:00):
of money.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
They owed. What's today's conflict? I have a question for Scarity.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
So this comes off of the remember when he did.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
The erect dysfunction commercial commercial? Word, have you ever had
an issue down there?
Speaker 5 (01:17):
Like like you mean like like there have been There
have been a couple of instances over my life, for sure,
but but like a continuing problem.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Though we were making fun of the fact that Scary
says guys sit around and talk about their heart on,
and we said that never happens.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
You just started that conversation.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
I know that I did that because you know what,
every guy's had a problem here and there at the bar, Like.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
You're sitting with your front, we're talking about the conversation
or the actual dysfunction.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Now, I never get a heart on at the bar
with Larry.
Speaker 6 (01:54):
Larry looks like, wait, but you you said that guys
sit around I don't.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
I don't think.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
I think women are more prone to talk about intimate
issues like that amongst themselves.
Speaker 7 (02:04):
About their girlfriends.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
You know, like if like if you guys are having
like women issues, women are more well, it would be
in a woman issue.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Women are more likely to tackle that amongst the whatever
it is. I'm okay, how about dryness? Do you got
to talk about dry because.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
I've seen I got to dry.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
I've seen I've seen commercials where they the women are
playing tennis. Usually tennis involved that one too, and it
involves in it involves tampons or vaginal dryness, And I
just don't think that happens on the tennis court.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
All that much. I could be wrong, and then it's
always one with the.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
I'm getting down there, what should I do?
Speaker 8 (02:49):
I've been at the bar talking about wood with my
boy my guy friends.
Speaker 7 (02:52):
I believe that with you.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
Yeah, yes, but you have of your walk down the
beach with your dad talking about it.
Speaker 8 (03:01):
I don't talk to my dad about wood.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Just hit me that what's your dad's name?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Conversion?
Speaker 6 (03:08):
Remember back in the day, the two girls on the beach, Hey,
do you ever get that not so fresh feeling? And
then she tells her about the douche that that's what
I was referencing.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Well, that's the thing.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
They're walking on a beach, or they're walking on a
on a on a dock near water, Like, do you
ever get that that on fresh feeling? Well, yeah, it
smells like the ocean.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
And that's why they're walking on the beach.
Speaker 8 (03:33):
It's like, this reminds me.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I have an aquarium in my pants. Anyway, they still make.
Speaker 8 (03:44):
That's absolutely that's the biggest. That's the biggest douche company
there is.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
It thought it was bad to do. I thought it
was takes out.
Speaker 8 (03:50):
That's vaill vag sill. No.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
I think she was right, really supposed to do that. No,
I think it's the bacteria factor, right, Yeah, that.
Speaker 8 (04:00):
Just sells the cream. Massingill is the doucee, and Fts
is the spread. How do you know this because I
used to work in retail.
Speaker 7 (04:06):
He used to put his little recorder in that eye.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
He used to work that shut up.
Speaker 7 (04:11):
Oh my god, you know what I learned. That's a
little more innocent than this. Diamond watches so much reality
TV and with the commercials that she sings along to
the drug commercials. She was singing along to some type
two diabetes commer word for words, she knows all of them.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Really, nothing beats everything.
Speaker 8 (04:33):
I got top two diabetes and I manage it.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Well.
Speaker 8 (04:36):
Yeah, my daughter sings that all the times.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Then that stupid dance he does. Yes, she was doing
the dude, I'm like that.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Yeah, I saw that one like her. But advertising works.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Look you're remembering it and we all sing, oh oh oh.
Speaker 8 (04:54):
Can I ask you a question, though, Has anybody ever
gone to their doctor and said, I saw this commercial,
I would like this.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
I've tried that.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Because I've drugs where I'm like, man, maybe I could
benefit from that, And I go and I bring it
up to my doctor and goes, you don't need that.
Speaker 8 (05:05):
So what's the point exactly?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
What is the point?
Speaker 6 (05:07):
Wait a minute, you have to wait to the end
of the commercial because every side effect is worse than
what I have. Like I have like something very simple,
but side effects include leaky anal discharge, and I'm like, yeah,
this with that, I'm.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Going to keep those side effects.
Speaker 7 (05:22):
If it happened to one person, they have.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
To they have to put that in the commercial, if
it happened to one person to because I would think
the list is ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
That's what it sounds ridiculous. You know what this conversation
is doing. It's screwing up our algorithms.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
We're all going to have all these creams and the
medications served to us today.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Oh that's right, we did not think of that.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Hey, what was the story we're talking about the other day?
It's Cox Media spelled Cox the way. Yes, uh, they are.
They are the company that has harnessed one of the
companies that has harnessed this technology that makes it possible
for your phone to hear everything you say, and then
they sell that information to advertisers.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Oh yes, in fact, Google, Facebook and all they're the
clients of Cox they're buying.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
They're buying the this.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
This uh you know this app and or this this
this intelligence Yeah mm hm, you know what I'm saying,
Like the Cox.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Meeting is the one. Believe it or not, we do
and we do know what you're saying. Even though you
didn't finish this. We Knowvis and I were on the phone.
I mean, he brought this up to me.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
So I've just started screaming boner medication right, so that
eventually he will get that ad for some sort of
bonus banking Cox appropriately.
Speaker 7 (06:33):
You know, everyone was so freaked out worried about TikTok
is listening to everything. There's so much stuff that we're
totally fine with that's listening to.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
But we knew it though we knew it was happening,
but we couldn't put our finger on who it was
doing it.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Now we know Cox yep, yeah, always goes back to Cox.
It usually does.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
Do we have CCTV, like I know in the in
the UK they have CCTV, so if like a crime happens,
they go to the CCTV and they see and I
cannot believe how many like of these cameras are everywhere.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
No, we have cameras everywhere.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
We have that here in the United States is absolutely
what do we call it just surveillance or something.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Yeah, it's all over. It's there's cameras looking at you
right now.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
But there's also all over the streets in front of
almost every business in New York City they can capture something.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Isn't that crazy to you though? That they know everything?
Speaker 6 (07:19):
You're like, it definitely drives me crazy, Like it's just
not that I do anything wrong, but I just think, like,
that's just such an invasion that they look. If I'm
in the toilet, I would get nervous there's a camera there, Like,
you know, I bet you there are.
Speaker 8 (07:32):
I see those videos? Oh god, not on purpose. They
would just be advertised to me.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Because of other videos you were looking at.
Speaker 8 (07:41):
This is a long time ago, okay, sure, like a
month or two.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
All right?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Well, okay, so what have we solved.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Here on today's Conflict Filled Half Aass Morning Show podcast?
Speaker 7 (07:52):
Were we trying to solve a problem?
Speaker 2 (07:54):
I didn't get that, memny, they were causing problems? How
much time we en?
Speaker 8 (07:58):
We're seven minutes and forty eight.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Yeah, that's heavy.
Speaker 8 (08:00):
You're done.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Done?
Speaker 1 (08:02):
The summer hours continue say Goodbye everybody, Bye bye
Speaker 2 (08:07):
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