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Ever think of the dirty phrases that you can't really talk about out loud? The show members discuss all the NSFW phrases that they aren't allowed to explain, causing listeners to Google for themselves! Elvis thinks Diamond would be the ideal copilot on a road trip, and Gandhi thinks that it's Andrew! 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Of courses of this program. We're free recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I love you guys.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
Listen to you every day on my commutes to work.

Speaker 4 (00:08):
No, lady, I've been listening for and and years.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
I love you guys.

Speaker 5 (00:13):
Oh my god, I listen all the time to you, guys.

Speaker 6 (00:16):
I love it so much.

Speaker 7 (00:18):
I love your showing into it every morning when I
go to work.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
I got to work early just to listen to you, guys.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
I need help it, baby, help.

Speaker 5 (00:31):
Good morning show.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
This is Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (00:37):
Well look at that. It is officially Thursday. It's September fifth,
twenty twenty four. Look, I remember the date. I didn't
even look at it at my phone. I knew I
knew the date. Good job Gingko bello by bitches. Wow,
Good morning, Gandhi, Good morning, Danielle, my saucy little Taco.
How you feeling.

Speaker 8 (00:57):
We're good.

Speaker 5 (00:58):
I'm sorry. I was talking to Froggy for I talk.
I'm good, I'm good. Sorry, you're my cheesy little enchilada.
Don yeh, Scatties in the house. Sam is here, Scotty
b and master control and uh he's in control. But
he's nowhere near in control, which I find very bizarre. Uh,
we do have line two. Lynn from Boca. Good morning,

(01:22):
Line morning Elvis.

Speaker 8 (01:25):
How are you good morning?

Speaker 9 (01:27):
Great?

Speaker 8 (01:28):
Yeah, morning. Oh you're leaving for Bally today.

Speaker 5 (01:33):
Yes, it'd be great if Elvis could talk to you.

Speaker 10 (01:38):
Again.

Speaker 5 (01:38):
He just went there, didn't he.

Speaker 8 (01:39):
Maybe that's where he went. He went to Bali?

Speaker 5 (01:42):
Oh, man, I did. I was in Barrio. Uh so, Lynn,
I'm so jealous. When do you take off for Bally?

Speaker 11 (01:50):
Well, I'm leaving.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
Well, I'm leaving at eleven o'clock to go to Los
Angeles and then tonight getting on the fly it to
Singapore and then hopping over to Bali.

Speaker 5 (02:02):
Oh yeah, it's a lot of flights. It's worth it.
I don't know if you've ever been to Bali. Bali
is just heaven. You're going to love it. The people,
the beauty, the history. Everything.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
I've never been and I am I'm just I'm so excited.

Speaker 5 (02:16):
And I'm like, I got a.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
Call Elvis because I know, you know, he's traveled a
lot and Gandhi. I am going to have an elephant
Matbeth at the zoom.

Speaker 12 (02:25):
Oh my god, I love it.

Speaker 5 (02:29):
Yeah, make sure that mud doesn't come from the back
of the elephant. You're okay, I would do my best. Yeah, Bally,
Now do you know what town you're staying near or
some of the towns.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
H Yes, we are going to be and we're going
to be in two hotels and one is going to
be uh boot at a Marriotte and then at Kartika
is another hotel.

Speaker 5 (02:49):
Right, Yeah, I was in New Boo. Boot is amazing.
There's an incredible restaurant that's on the water and it
looks right out at the beautiful expensive four seasons. But
you don't have to pay for the first to look
at it. You know what I'm saying. But yes, you're
gonna do that. You're gonna love it. You're gonna love Bali.
It really is some. It's a place everyone should go.
I know Gandhi is in line to go next.

Speaker 12 (03:10):
I am going in June. Yes, I was.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
I heard you yesterday that you said you were justice
and I said, oh my god, I really need to
get through to them to talk to them about this.

Speaker 12 (03:20):
Will you do me a favor? Will you hide me
a treasure somewhere and I'll go find it.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
I guess I could try to do that. Anything particularly
just want me to pick something.

Speaker 12 (03:30):
I just pick something It doesn't have to be anything
like super valuable, but.

Speaker 5 (03:33):
I like to do that thing is about hiding things
in Bali. The gods feel the like that is a
gift and they take it so hight all you want, yeah,
it's all. It's all offerings to the gods. It's such
a fantastic culture. You're gonna love it. Hey, we have
We're gonna send you a bright, new shiny Elvis Rand
Morning show shirt.

Speaker 8 (03:51):
Okay, Oh, thank you so much.

Speaker 5 (03:55):
You're so welcome, and thank you for listening to us
have fun in Bali. How long are you there?

Speaker 4 (04:00):
I'm coming back. I'm flying back on the fifteenth.

Speaker 5 (04:03):
Okay, well, see if you can miss your flight to
stay a little longer. You're gonna love it. It's hes
a long way, it's a long ways to get there,
but he sure is worth it. Hold on one second,
linn Oh gosh. You know, I try not to ever
be jealous of anyone in life, but I'm a little
jealous of Lynn today.

Speaker 10 (04:17):
I know.

Speaker 12 (04:17):
It's so much fun.

Speaker 5 (04:19):
I know, I know. Well, welcome to Thursday. What do
we have going on today? Well, we have us. We
have three things we need to know from Gandhi and
We'll put to pieces together as we go. Gandhi, What
is going on right now?

Speaker 3 (04:29):
All right?

Speaker 12 (04:29):
New York City paid tribute to firefighters who recently passed
away from nine to eleven illnesses. Yesterday, the department added
thirty two names to the memorial wall of firefighters who
died of illnesses related to rescue and recovery efforts at
the World Trade Center after the attack. In two thousand
and one. The New York City Fire Department has lost
more than three hundred and sixty members due to illnesses
connected to the nine to eleven terror attacks. The Justice

(04:53):
Department is accusing Russia of trying to influence the twenty
twenty four US presidential election. Already on Wednesday, Attorney General
Marria Garland detailed the Russian campaign to interfere with the election.
He said, two Russian employees of the Russian state media
outlet RT have been charged with money laundering and violating
the Foreign Agents Registration Act. And finally, we've been talking

(05:14):
about SpaceX trying to launch continuously. Bad weather got in
the way this week. The company had to move yesterday's
plan launch from Cape Canaveral Space Force Station to this
afternoon because of unfavorable conditions in the Atlantic Ocean. The
plan is to send another batch of nearly two dozen
Starlink Internet satellites into low Earth orbit. Hopefully they can

(05:34):
do that today. Doesn't it seem like everything trying to
go into space or into space right now is a
little messed up.

Speaker 5 (05:40):
So yeah, I think it's the rule is you go
to space and don't come back. That is what's going on.

Speaker 12 (05:45):
Great, it seems to be the case right now. I
was all about like, oh, let's try it. Now I'm
not so sure anymore. And those are your three things.

Speaker 5 (05:51):
It used to be the rule was what goes up
must come down, and it ain't doing that anymore.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
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Speaker 13 (06:08):
Julipa, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (06:14):
The sequel to the iconic Beetlejuice is here. Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice
reunites legendary filmmaker Tim Burton and iconic actor Michael Keaton,
along with Venona Ryder, Catherine O'Hara, Jenna Ortega, and Willem Dafoe.
Someone Beatlejuice Beetlejuice only in theaters Tomorrow, rated, PG. Thirteen
out elders Oran in the Morning Show. Yeah, we were

(06:41):
talking during the song about this awful story coming out
of winder Georgia yesterday, as you may well have heard,
another school shooting at the very beginning of the school year,
with two students and two faculty members gone passed away.
They are dead, a lot of other people injured, thankfully
with non life threatening injuries. As of now, fourteen year

(07:02):
old suspect is in custody and they're saying they're going
to charge this fourteen year old as an adult and
throw them through the system in Georgia. And yeah, several
things at play here. Another shooting, and I don't know.
It's weird how this story broke yesterday and then it
wasn't there anymore. I'm like, well, what's going on? We're
living in this world, as we've been talking about for years,

(07:24):
where school shootings used to be the biggest story. They
still are, aren't they. I don't understand why. Yeah, absolutely, anyway,
we're keeping an eye on that, and I know that
a lot of students and parents are all excited for
a new school year. You know, as you know, we've
got the teachers covered here. We've had so many teachers

(07:45):
listening to our show and you know, getting ready for
their school years. Some school years have already started, and
I know New York City public schools start today. That's
a huge story here. And we're just thinking about thinking
about what's going on here in this world of ours.
Any thoughts on that.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Yeah, I just try to be a parent and like
go through this and know that, like you know, you
you want school to be a safe space, right for
your kids. And I heard a kid yesterday that they
talked to and he's about the same age as the shooter,
and he said, you know, I don't want to go back.
I don't want to go back because I don't I

(08:21):
am so scared of getting killed and it shouldn't be
that way. And I was like, wow, I can't even imagine.

Speaker 5 (08:27):
Cam, I know, Gandhi. I keep talking to you about
we need to have kids, and they're like, oh my gosh,
I'm I'm afraid for all kids and all parents and
all teachers and everyone, you know, go ahead.

Speaker 12 (08:38):
Condy, Oh No, I just can't even imagine what it's like.
And I remember it used to be so exciting the
first day of school, like, yeah, we're going back, I'm
going to see all my friends. And now I can't
imagine what it would be like to be excited and
also terrified because as much as you want to say,
don't worry, it's not going to happen, it keeps happening
and there's nothing changing it.

Speaker 14 (08:57):
Right.

Speaker 5 (08:58):
Look, you know, there's got to be a there's got
to be a way to find that excitement where you
know your kids going to school, you're excited for them,
and you know they're excited to get there to see
their friends, and they have their new clothes and trapper
keepers and everything, and the teachers are so excited their
career has another chapter that they get to start, you know,
with a new year. And there's so many beginnings. There's

(09:19):
so many wonderful things that come out of the beginning
of the school year. And even though we joke and say, no,
we're not ready for pumpkin spice season, well you know
we're rolling into it. And school starting is a part
of it. So safety first and being smart and being
vigilant and keeping an eye on others and each other,
and I know it's going on.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
And the hardest thing now is like back, you know,
years ago, your kids didn't have access to all of
this information, Like they didn't know like everything that's going on,
which in a lot of ways I think is better
because they don't need more anxiety. They should know people
are keeping them safe, but they don't need to read
all the details, do you know what I mean? And
now you really can't because it's popping up on your phone,

(10:03):
it's popping up on wherever you get, you know what
I mean, And it's instant gratification, and it's just everywhere.
So it's it's much harder than it used to be.

Speaker 5 (10:11):
It's interesting to look at. I was looking at my
feed a second ago and I was reading a story
about a continuing story of this continuing story out of
out of Georgia. And then the next the next post
was a couple that sleeps with thirty puppies every night.
It's like, well, this is this mixture of you know,

(10:33):
this mishmash of non organized news that comes to us,
you know, because of the way social media feeds work. Right,
It's like, you know, here's the hot dog eating contest,
and here's people who lose their lives, you know.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
And it's like I was watching a hamster funeral last
night with Mike.

Speaker 5 (10:51):
Exactly, which is a hamster is cute, but a funeral
is sad. So you got a little mix of both
in that story. Yeah, all right, I tell you what.
Let's marching on here for the time being. Anyway, into
the horse Coopes producer, Sam, what's you have for dinner
last night?

Speaker 14 (11:05):
Oh, William's co worker grew fresh peppers, So I saw
tayte some baked some others and we made kind of
like these tacos.

Speaker 5 (11:11):
Still you had a pepper night, all right? All right?
Who are you doing these with? How about Froggy?

Speaker 15 (11:15):
It's food News Thursday.

Speaker 5 (11:16):
Let's go. What do you have going on? Guys? All right?

Speaker 11 (11:19):
If you celebrated birthday today, Happy birthday. Also you're celebrating
with Michael Keaton. Capricorn, you've been a little paranoid lately.
Tone it down or you'll create an entirely different problem
your day.

Speaker 5 (11:29):
It's a five, Oh, Aquarius.

Speaker 14 (11:31):
Remember the right people will never make you feel badly
about expressing your vulnerability.

Speaker 12 (11:35):
Your day's a seven.

Speaker 11 (11:36):
Pisces. Joy shared is joy amplified? Talk about something that's
brought you happiness lately. Your day it's an eight.

Speaker 14 (11:43):
Hey Airy Stress is stress good or bad, so take
time to breathe through the moments you're feeling a little overwhelmed.

Speaker 11 (11:48):
Your day's a nine Taurus. Is the fight worth being right?
Step back and protect your own piece.

Speaker 14 (11:54):
Your day is an ache Gemini. A big decision shouldn't
be made while your emotions are heightened. Take time to
sleep on an upcoming Your day's a six Cancer.

Speaker 11 (12:01):
Your passions are worthy of being explored. Set a side
time for your curiosities. Your day's an eight.

Speaker 15 (12:07):
Hey, Leo.

Speaker 14 (12:07):
You can accomplish anything on your list, just not all
at the same time, so prioritize.

Speaker 5 (12:12):
Your day's a six Virgo.

Speaker 11 (12:14):
Just because it's inexpensive doesn't mean it's worth it.

Speaker 5 (12:17):
Your day's a seven Libro.

Speaker 14 (12:18):
You're entering your boss era. Get ready to take the
charge you deserve. Your day's a nine Scorpio.

Speaker 11 (12:23):
A sacrifice you've recently made is about to pay off.
Patience is key.

Speaker 14 (12:28):
Your day's a ten, and finally, Sagittarius, step away from
a relationship that has been one sided.

Speaker 12 (12:33):
It shouldn't be all up to you. Your day's a.

Speaker 14 (12:35):
Nine and those are your Thursday morning horoscopes?

Speaker 5 (12:37):
All right? So how many people like me? You go
in for a little oral surgery whatever and they say, hey,
maybe you shouldn't work out for a few days, and
you milk it for every moment you can't.

Speaker 8 (12:47):
That's my mom.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
If you come, she has to relax. She's like, oh,
don't worry, I have that down exactly.

Speaker 5 (12:53):
I need to get that. Put that on my list. Relax. Yeah,
they're like, Leon, know, Elvis can keep in mind. You
know if you if you, if you strain too much,
it's not good for the sutures. And I'm like, yo, yo,
you're right, absolutely so Charles. My trainers already texted me
all right, so here's what I here's what times I
have today. Are you feeling? How's your how you're feeling?
And I'm you know, truth be told and maybe he's

(13:14):
not listening. I feel great, hotel any pain at all?
I know, but you still you still shouldn't stress the
sutures and where they did the root canal.

Speaker 12 (13:24):
You don't want to get your blood pressure work up?

Speaker 5 (13:27):
No, not at all? No, no, no, hell does it? No, no, No,
that's gotta be. That was an intense little to surgery
there and I got to protect it, right, Yes, I agree.
So let me look, let me look at October.

Speaker 8 (13:42):
Here, it'll be here before you know it.

Speaker 5 (13:46):
All right, Yeah, what's up, Nate? Talking doing more to
affect your mouth than working out. No, no, believe it
or not, I studied this. No talking, talking is fine.
It's strenuous, strenuous anything. And sucking they said, no sucking,
oh you know, no slurping.

Speaker 12 (14:06):
Yeah, no slurping.

Speaker 8 (14:07):
Sucking.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
Okay, my son had to get something on his arm
taken care of and they told him no working out
because the stitches were gonna like come.

Speaker 8 (14:15):
Out, and he didn't listen. And let me just tell you,
the stitches.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
Came out and now he has this huge scar there
because he didn't listen.

Speaker 8 (14:24):
So there you go, there you go.

Speaker 5 (14:26):
All right, Well, yeah, I need to protect the stickments out.
We're so appreciated and I love you, guys.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
Elvis d.

Speaker 13 (14:35):
Rann in the Morning Show, Elster Wrenn and the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (14:42):
You know, we got to say happy birthday to Michael Keaton.
There's a very special reason we say Happy Birthday Michael Keaton. Tomorrow. Beetlejuice.
Beetle juice. Steus in theaters. I'm so excited. I'm just
I don't know what to say. You know what they're
actually saying that huge numbers of people are watching the
original Beetle Juice right now. They're watching it to get

(15:04):
set for yesterday. Leave it tonight. I know.

Speaker 9 (15:08):
Okay, I didn't realize this. Okay, calm down now, Calm
down down. I know I'm watching and it reminded me
of my childhood. So it's a ninety two minute movie,
the original Beetlejuice. Do you know how long Michael Keaton
as Beetlejuice.

Speaker 5 (15:19):
Is in Juice? Very long, eighteen minutes.

Speaker 8 (15:22):
And I think didn't they say the same thing as
this time around? Yeah, So that's all you need, all
you need, That's all you need.

Speaker 5 (15:30):
He his character, that Beetlejuice is such a huge, over
the top, bigger than life character. You don't even need
Beetlejuice on on camera. He's always on camera right any
but without being there anyway. So Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice. They called
him the ghost with the most He's back Tim Burton,
he owns this genius.

Speaker 8 (15:51):
He is a genius.

Speaker 5 (15:53):
I know, no one, no one cries over Tim Burton
films more than Danielle on a Rider's in there, Catherine,
who I just love? Of course, now we've added Willem
Dafoe and uh Jenna Ortega of course and Beetle Juice.
Beetle Juice, it's in your theaters tomorrow. I am excited.
I'm actually gonna go hold on day. I'm sorry. That

(16:16):
just came out of nowhere. Here it is, Oh, should
we dance round the studio? Come on, gandhi, did you
see Beetle Juice?

Speaker 12 (16:25):
I saw the play. I never saw the movie.

Speaker 5 (16:29):
We go do the dance with us?

Speaker 12 (16:32):
I don't know what is The dance.

Speaker 5 (16:36):
Is a conga lived around the around the dining room.

Speaker 16 (16:43):
Here it goes all night, drinker all right now, stop
fun morning.

Speaker 17 (16:54):
Come miss that dai. Man, it's scary.

Speaker 5 (17:06):
Turn off the microphones and turn on the song. We
want to hear the song. Okay, gotcha?

Speaker 8 (17:10):
Oh god, oh my gosh, it's so confusing around here.

Speaker 5 (17:14):
Can't play it again? Never mind them over. The moment's over. Scary, scary.
You were on your phone over there. You're over there
like looking at at cat videos. I don't know what
you're doing.

Speaker 6 (17:24):
You need to find more music from the film.

Speaker 5 (17:26):
No, no, we're good.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
Well, you know what, I love that these theaters are
doing like I know, AMC is doing it like they
always do, like special popcorn buckets for a lot of
these new movies. So they have the haunting collectible Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice popcorn bucket and it's it's really cute. Actually it's
the shrunken head guy. And they even have they even
have a special icy that you can buy, and they

(17:50):
have a cocktail that you could get.

Speaker 8 (17:51):
Like, they have these really cute things.

Speaker 5 (17:54):
Like translation, lots of revenue coming into lots of people. Yeah, gandhi,
you got to see this movie. You would love it.
It's so great.

Speaker 12 (18:01):
All right, I'm in. Is this a remake or is
this a sequel?

Speaker 5 (18:04):
Sequel?

Speaker 9 (18:05):
Yeah, it's a sequel because you had to see a
Beatles three times.

Speaker 5 (18:08):
Yeah, don't say it three times because he'll show up.

Speaker 8 (18:11):
Oh it's why you say it just twice beetle.

Speaker 5 (18:12):
Right, just like when we don't say Coastal Boy, Josh
coast wo Josh manifest we don't Anyway, let's get into
Danielle's report. Let's do it.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
Let's go Well, our boy jelly Roll is still giving back.
During a stop on his tour, UH, he made an
extra stop at the Oregon State Penitentiary. He performed for inmates,
He signed autographs, he spent some time with them, and
he said, if one inmate was inspired to do better
by my presence yesterday, it was worth my weight in
gold to stop by and sing.

Speaker 8 (18:44):
The guy is just amazing. Guys, Barney is coming back.
It's just a warning. This is a warning for you.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
Max has announced they're bringing back the big Purple Dinosaur
in a new series called Barney's World, and it's fifty
two uppisode's planned for now, and each episode will be
eleven minutes.

Speaker 8 (19:03):
Was Barney longer than that? I don't even remember my
kids in do Barney? So I don't know.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
Anyway, you're gonna get begetting that soon. If you're a
Twilight fan, this is awesome. Netflix is actually giving us
Midnight Sun.

Speaker 8 (19:15):
Now.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
If you're a Twilight fan, you know that Midnight Sun
is Stephanie Meyer's companion piece to the Twilight novels. It's
actually Twilight, but it's Edward Cullen's perspective. So this series
will be animated, not live action. Like the original Twilight movies.
No premiere date yet, but I will keep a posting
on that. Yesterday they announced the new cast of Dancing
with the Stars and that all goes down September seventeenth.

(19:39):
The most interesting to me was Anna Delvi, who needed
permission to compete because she wears an ankle monitor, so in.

Speaker 5 (19:47):
Order for her to actually tells you about the casting,
tells you about the casting for this season and Dancing
with the Stars.

Speaker 8 (19:53):
It's so crazy.

Speaker 12 (19:54):
They really missed an opportunity with Raygun from the Olympics.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
Maybe they reached out and she said, no, damn no,
I don't know, but yeah, I actually thought that that
was going to be announced and it was an op tough.

Speaker 5 (20:04):
But Danielle, yeah, yesterday you were giving us the list
of the Dancing with the Star stars and I just
I'm no.

Speaker 8 (20:10):
Yeah, you know, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
I mean, Tory Spelling's there, Eric Roberts, the brother of Julia,
father of Emma.

Speaker 12 (20:19):
Yay, okay, I love when you have to qualify it
with who they're related to.

Speaker 8 (20:24):
No, don't be so excited. A strange stepchild, all right?

Speaker 2 (20:28):
Anyway, So Jamie Fox is finally ready to share the
full story behind his health scare that landed him in
the hospital last year. I know we've all been really
wondering because he's never really come out and said anything.

Speaker 8 (20:37):
But he will be discussing it in his.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
One man show. So it's one more chance and evening
with Jamie Fox. You know, I'm sure once somebody goes
and sees it, we'll find out about it. But it's
a good way to get people to go and see
the show, right, Yeah, it works for me. The Beatles,
more than sixty years ago, debuted their first three top
five hits in the Top five. The second act to
achieve this feat is who do you think it is?

(21:03):
I don't know who, Sabrina Carpenter.

Speaker 12 (21:05):
Oh wow.

Speaker 8 (21:06):
Evacuations.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
Yes, espresso please please please and taste and it's back.

Speaker 8 (21:12):
It's the football season.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
We're doing Football Night in America tonight, the nineteen season premiere.
You've got the Chiefs, You've got the Ravens. So that's happening.
Episode four of The Lord of the Rings The Rings
of Power over on Amazon. You've got the limited series
Fight Night, The Million Dollar Heist over on Peacock, and
the third season finale of Bell Air over on Peacock
and that is my Danielle report.

Speaker 5 (21:33):
Okay, I shouldn't bring this up unless I just google
it first, but I'm going to bring it up anyway.
There's a new film. It came out at midnight last night.
It's streaming in Nicole Kidman's and it's about a rich,
wealthy cookie family couple.

Speaker 8 (21:46):
Yes, yes, that's Netflix. That's on Netflix.

Speaker 5 (21:48):
Yes, it looks hilarious. Okay, I love how there's that
film has that woman in it. You know they have
people in it. There's a family the Tucket.

Speaker 8 (21:57):
No, they're in Nantucket or something.

Speaker 5 (21:58):
Yes, yeah, there once was a man from Nantucket. You've
heard that one, right, No, of course you we've all
heard that one. I'm not going to keep going. That's
like one of those famous limericks of all time. You
don't know that, the.

Speaker 8 (22:14):
Gandhi exactly?

Speaker 5 (22:16):
Yeah, yeah, look it up. I'll wait here. Well, okay,
there's there's one in specific. Are you looking it up?
I'll find it for you, all right.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
Most I just read this tell man Nantucket that was
a good book.

Speaker 12 (22:33):
No, No, who kept all his cash in a bucket?

Speaker 5 (22:37):
No?

Speaker 12 (22:39):
I google it and these are the ones that are
coming up.

Speaker 5 (22:42):
Okay, Well, I know what I'm talking about here.

Speaker 12 (22:44):
I believe it.

Speaker 5 (22:44):
Well you guys share it with us, Okay, okay, So
come on, Gandhi. When you see it, you'll be so excited.
It's one of the most tired, dirty limericks. It's the
first limericks I ever learned as a kid.

Speaker 8 (22:59):
He was smiling at the end of this.

Speaker 5 (23:00):
There once was a man from Kentucket whose thing was
so long he.

Speaker 8 (23:04):
Could oh, he said with the grim is he okay?

Speaker 5 (23:10):
Yeah, I stop it? Yeah, we kidding even Well now
you have I'm so excited. So two things you need
to learn the man from Nantucket limerick, and you need
to go see Beetle Juice. You have a very busy day.

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Speaker 5 (24:07):
Show, Lamborghini's coming out with a baby stroller. Just let
you know if any friends are having a child. Oh
thank god, give to Lambert Lamborghini. How much are these?

Speaker 8 (24:17):
What would you need that for? Like what it makes
that different?

Speaker 5 (24:21):
Well, if you need a Lamborghini, you need a Lamborghini
baby stroller. Okay, I guess so, I have no idea, Danielle.
It just makes money around you feel poor, I guess so,
I guess.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
You know the point I find the more expensive these
strollers have been, the harder it is to like figure
out how to like collapse it.

Speaker 8 (24:39):
And put it in the car.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
It could there's all these pieces that need to come
off and take that off. I want an easy button
that it goes whoop and that's it in the car.

Speaker 5 (24:47):
You know what, I don't think. I I don't remember
because I was too young, But I don't think I
ever had a baby stroller. I don't you did, I
don't think. I don't think my mom and had ever
put me. Keep in mind, we go on a car ride,
they throw you in the back seat. There's no baby
seats back there, right, there was.

Speaker 12 (25:02):
Nothing like smoking the car.

Speaker 5 (25:04):
Yeah, my dad would smoke, have a he'd have a Greyhound.
He'd be drinking, you know, vodka and grapefruit juice and
smoking a cigarette and driving ninety five miles an hour.
And I'm like, I'm like a pin ball in the
back seat, like the walls and stuff.

Speaker 12 (25:21):
And that's what the.

Speaker 8 (25:21):
Older generation still says.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
If they find out someone is pregnant and they're like
really taking precautions, They're like, I did that when I
was pregnant with you, and you vibed and turned out fine.

Speaker 8 (25:30):
They always I.

Speaker 5 (25:32):
Don't know, how did we survive? Though, I mean we did.
We did. I don't think they had deui back then.
I don't think they did, or if they did. He
got pulled over, and chances are your dad knew the cop.
He's like, yeah, I'll just follow you home exactly.

Speaker 9 (25:45):
Oh my god, I just looked up drug driving was
only illegal in nineteen eighty eight.

Speaker 5 (25:50):
Well are you serious?

Speaker 17 (25:53):
What?

Speaker 8 (25:54):
And in eighty seven everyone just I don't understand. Wow,
this is crazy.

Speaker 5 (25:59):
Yeah, So we we would hop in the car. We
had a lake house. It was an hour drive from
our home, right and it was on a Friday. Dad
had a long week at work. Mom and Dad would
smoke their cigarettes in the front seat. I'd be in
the back just playing with whatever. There was no seat
belt on me, and we would just bouncing around and hit.
If he'd had to turn a corner, you'd just hit

(26:20):
your head on the window and keep going.

Speaker 3 (26:21):
Man.

Speaker 5 (26:22):
It was insane anyway, I was telling them during the
song there, yesterday was such a beautiful day. I mean yesterday.
It was sunshine, cool temperatures, birds were chirping. It was
just the perfect weather day in my opinion, anyway, unless
you love snow. So I hopped in my car and

(26:45):
I did what I haven't done in years. I went
on a mindless, directionless drive nice, you know, because country roads.
I went down roads I'd never been on before. I
just wanted just to drive, you know, with the windows down,
enjoy it. It was the most enjoyable day. And I
encourage everyone to do that whenever you just need to
get lost for twenty thirty minutes. No one can touch you,

(27:09):
don't don't even have the phone, on, just go for
a drive on your own. Does it sound enticing to anyone? Yes?

Speaker 12 (27:14):
Do you when you're doing this, do you just drive
in silence and look at the things around you? Or
do you listen to music?

Speaker 5 (27:19):
I had music on. I had music on for a while,
and then a song came. I turned it off after
a while the wind was enough. I think that's where
what you were asking and going for. Could you do
it without music?

Speaker 10 (27:32):
No?

Speaker 8 (27:32):
I always listened to me, Oh, yeah, you need music unless.

Speaker 12 (27:35):
I'm in the woods and they say, don't do that
because then you can't hear the animals trying to kill you.

Speaker 5 (27:40):
It's a different yes, yeah, yes, when I was the
animals trying to kill you.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
When I was visiting Froggy a couple of weeks ago,
I was in his new truck and I was like,
this is off. I could totally see taking off my shoes.
I know it sounds nasty, putting my feet up on
like the console, putting like some crazy country music on,
rolling down the windows, and then just driving in that
big a day. I loved it.

Speaker 8 (28:01):
It's so exciting, like it's yeah, it's awesome.

Speaker 5 (28:04):
So I'll say my favorite. I think my favorite vehicle
I've ever owned in my entire life is my pickup
truck bamby Bambi and Gandhi was the first to ride
in there. Danielle, you got to go for a ride
with me and Bambi.

Speaker 8 (28:21):
Would I enjoyed Nate's as much I'm hearing you know?

Speaker 5 (28:25):
Yes, it's just called a lady truck.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
Lady truck froggies is awesome because it's so high up
that like this little like contraption comes out so you
can step on it and then get.

Speaker 5 (28:37):
The coolest thing jacked it up. You gotta climb up
in it. I love it. Mine came pre jacked. The
thing is is when that little little step comes out
and so you can step into the cabin into cockpit.
Gandhi still can't get up.

Speaker 12 (28:51):
I need a little step stool.

Speaker 5 (28:53):
Need a step stool to get on the step stock.

Speaker 12 (28:55):
Nate, does your have that?

Speaker 3 (28:56):
No?

Speaker 9 (28:56):
I don't need that. I don't need no lady step.
I just climb in that thing like it's a horse
mounting it.

Speaker 10 (29:03):
Right.

Speaker 5 (29:03):
Do you ride your truck side saddle like your daddy,
your daddy the Colonel Taya. If you ride your truck
side saddle, you know it's a special trucks.

Speaker 12 (29:16):
Truck is very demure.

Speaker 5 (29:19):
Oh my god, you know what we were off last week?
And that was like the That was when demure kind
of peaked and then fell apart hopefully.

Speaker 12 (29:30):
Right unless we bring it back.

Speaker 5 (29:32):
No, no, I say we don't. Can we take a
vote the think tank? Can we take a vote to
not bring demure ever again into the conversation?

Speaker 2 (29:42):
Wait?

Speaker 12 (29:42):
Can we vote to only use it in reference to
his truck?

Speaker 5 (29:46):
Yes, the exception will be in reference to Nate's Lady truck.
I mean, I'm the only one of the three of
us that actually uses their truck as a truck.

Speaker 9 (29:57):
I had forty seven bags of mulch in there, all
in all sorts of crab.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
I'm trying to convince Frocky to put a hot dub
in the bag of his I'm like, I love your ideas.

Speaker 8 (30:06):
Yeah, there's so much room idea.

Speaker 19 (30:10):
I love it.

Speaker 5 (30:10):
You could you could? Yeah? I love my truck. Who
sang that song? Frog? I love my Truck's? I love
this bar that's Toby Keith, no other's And I love
my truck from years and years and years ago. Good
But I never heard it. I don't know it sounded
like Toby Keith. I love this bar, Go ahead play
I Love my Truck. I'm sure we have it in
the system at iHeart Campbell.

Speaker 8 (30:31):
You know one Campbell?

Speaker 5 (30:33):
Really there was someone else could be. I don't know
there's someone. It's just I love my truck. This guy's
going through life. He's got a you know, his mom's
in prison. You know the list. He's got a dog.
He's got a washing machine on the front porch. That's
how we do in the South. His wife left him,
then she went to prison. But you know what, he
can always count on his truck. I got the lyrics here.

Speaker 12 (30:55):
Hanging, We're all over this.

Speaker 6 (30:59):
I would we had it all right, we have I
Love my Country, followed by I Love Rocky Road by
weird Al Yankovic.

Speaker 5 (31:05):
That's about it. I love my countries Florida, Georgia line right, yeah,
pretty much.

Speaker 3 (31:08):
Oh.

Speaker 8 (31:09):
I think we were still Oh hello?

Speaker 12 (31:11):
Or did he go to investigate the song?

Speaker 5 (31:13):
I think he would do. He went to go listen to.

Speaker 8 (31:18):
Yeah that long drive.

Speaker 6 (31:19):
We'll be right back.

Speaker 5 (31:21):
Oh my god, I'm obsessed with I Love my Truck. Okay,
listen to this turn out to music scary. Listen to lycks.
She got a body on her man.

Speaker 9 (31:33):
He cleans up.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
Nice you.

Speaker 5 (31:38):
If I can get her hot, you'll go all night.
She got a little work down there in the bag
the front.

Speaker 10 (31:47):
Saw that.

Speaker 5 (31:48):
I like that. I love my truck.

Speaker 12 (32:06):
There you go, natural on the front.

Speaker 10 (32:10):
Love it.

Speaker 5 (32:10):
I know, a little work in the back, all natural
in the front. Yeah, you had to get it fixed.
I don't know. Maybe it happens, maybe by another truck
that someone loves. It's possible. Wow, look at that. Another
beautiful day on the way here. You know I was
talking earlier about just getting in the car and driving aimlessly.

(32:30):
Here's my next question for you everyone listening to the
sound of livalies. If you could hop in your car
today or your truck and go for a drive aimlessly,
without following a map, following a plan, not going to
do anything. The journey is the whole point. Who would
you take with you? Right? Yeah, you don't have to no,

(32:51):
don't answer out loud. I mean you know in your
mind who it would be.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
Should be someone with a good playlist, who's a good
who's good at being in charge of like the musical selection.

Speaker 5 (33:00):
Okay, yeah, and you can.

Speaker 12 (33:01):
Have good conversation.

Speaker 8 (33:02):
Yeah, I like that.

Speaker 5 (33:04):
Yeah, you know, just who do you want there in
the cockpit with you? That's you know, it's that's an
interesting exercise, like who in your life is it?

Speaker 6 (33:14):
You?

Speaker 5 (33:15):
Look? You know, you may be married, you may be
dating someone, you may not be, you may be single, whatever,
or but who is that person you'd love just to
be with? It has it may have nothing to do
with romance, maybe definitely not it it's that person that
you just love to be back to back in the
jungle with, you know that evil good expression?

Speaker 14 (33:32):
Right?

Speaker 10 (33:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (33:32):
Absolutely?

Speaker 5 (33:33):
Who is that? I don't know? You know, I saw
a lot of that when you guys were on vacation together. Gandhi,
you and Andrew and Diamond. I see you and Diamond
back to back in the jungle. Oh god, no, I
wouldn't trust her, never know. I'll take that back.

Speaker 12 (33:47):
Not a chance. Okay, So of the four, if I
had to be back to back in the jungle with
somebody from those four, it would be Andrew. Andrew's a
solid survivor.

Speaker 8 (33:56):
Been trying to get on the damn show forever that.

Speaker 12 (33:58):
He is like a mountain go He is solid. He
is up and at it all the time. He parties
but he's not hungover. He's great. It's crazy.

Speaker 5 (34:05):
Okay, So that's back to back in the jungle, which
is one situation. But what if you're just in the
car and you're driving aimlessly and just want to just
talk and have a good time and just connect.

Speaker 12 (34:14):
That was a good That was a good four some
all four were really good. But yeah, yeah, I mean,
can I pick my sister because that's what I picked absolutely? Obp.

Speaker 5 (34:23):
Yeah what about you, Danielle? Thinking about that?

Speaker 2 (34:24):
My gosh, So I know a lot of people who
wouldn't want me in the car because I'm just nervous
and I every time you get too close to another car,
you would think, like, we just crashed into the other car.

Speaker 8 (34:34):
I'm terrible. But I have to say, I'm funding a
cup frog? Am I not fun in a car?

Speaker 5 (34:39):
They'll come, oh you are, Yeah, Daniel's definitely fun in
the car for sure. Come on, wait in the backseat,
no seat in the truck bed, back to the truck. Yeah. Yeah,
I think it's just pretty awesome to uh, to think
about who's that one person? It really has nothing to
do with taking a drive. It really has to do
with who is that person that you really just want
to relax with there's no confrontation, there's no negativity.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
I think I would pick my husband though, because he
is a great playlist. And two we always seem to
catch up on things, like you know, life gets crazy
and sometimes you just can't catch up on everything you
need to catch up on. When we go on these
long car rides, that's when we catch up on so
many cool things and we have so much fun together.

Speaker 5 (35:21):
So you know, what, if you've been with someone as
long as you've been with your husband, which has been
how long.

Speaker 8 (35:26):
A long time? We've ninety seven we started.

Speaker 5 (35:29):
Dating, if you can still have moments of discovery where
you go, hey, my god, look at that over there,
or oh, did you know what I heard today? And
you know, those are moments that a lot of people
who've been together for a while and sort of take
you to their for granted a little bit. Those are
conversations they don't have yeah anymore. Yeah, you know, and
maybe you're like, well, my relationship is it's okay. Well

(35:50):
you know, you need to have some more of those
discovery moments. That's why. God, you know, driving down a
road you've never been on before, that that's one way
to get that started.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
I think we're doing something different, like even driving, like
a new experience, something that neither of you have ever
done before, and like you know that's cool too.

Speaker 5 (36:06):
Or being chased by bears, gandhi.

Speaker 12 (36:08):
Yeah, absolutely, I know who I would do that with
and who I wouldn't. It's amazing, I will say of
the four for conversation Coast Boy Josh, he has a
lot to say, a lot of interesting things to say.

Speaker 5 (36:19):
Yeah, I happen to agree with that. I agree here here, Diamond.
We're not saying you're not a good conversationalist.

Speaker 12 (36:24):
She's a good karaoke companion always.

Speaker 5 (36:26):
Okay, all right, she sleep for the whole time.

Speaker 12 (36:29):
That's why I would just not pick her for the
car ride. Really, yes, she knows that.

Speaker 5 (36:33):
You know, we're looking online. People are texting in who
would they want to be in the car with the most?
Their dog is number one? Oh yeah, you see that.
Nate pointed that out. You saw that Nate pups dogs.
I would take my pup on a drive, my dog.

Speaker 9 (36:46):
Hell, people aren't taking their spouse as they're taking their
dogs my dog.

Speaker 5 (36:50):
Look at that. He really says a lot about dogs.
I was making out with my dogs last night. I
love them anyway. Let's move on. Hey, let's talk about music.
What song are we into today? What does new? We're
talking about this? Yesterday it was today's number one summer song.

Speaker 12 (37:04):
Oh god, we struggled so much with this yesterday.

Speaker 5 (37:07):
It changes daily, does it not?

Speaker 12 (37:09):
Yeah, I've been obsessing. I told you guys this already over.
Casey Musgraves album Deeper, Well, there's a song on there
called Sway that is amazing.

Speaker 5 (37:17):
I think do we have that in the system?

Speaker 12 (37:19):
We do?

Speaker 5 (37:19):
I'll play it right now.

Speaker 12 (37:21):
Scary find it Casey Musgraves Sway.

Speaker 8 (37:24):
Wait, you know what else is good?

Speaker 19 (37:25):
Wait?

Speaker 8 (37:25):
So, Laney Wilson, don't you ruin this?

Speaker 3 (37:27):
Wait?

Speaker 8 (37:28):
No, no, no, She's got a song.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
She's got a song called four by four by You,
And it's basically about like how the person you want
to be in the truck with is the person that
you know, want to be get it, and she she
never lets you know, she never wants to be next
to that person.

Speaker 5 (37:45):
Do you want to be in the truck with?

Speaker 8 (37:46):
Yes? Exactly.

Speaker 5 (37:47):
Unfortunately Nate cam singing that song because his truck is
not a four by four. All right, all right, let's
get some. Okay, I'll play Casey Musgrave.

Speaker 10 (37:57):
For you right now.

Speaker 12 (37:58):
Listen to the words. I think you'll love it, all right.

Speaker 5 (38:00):
Hit it, hit it? Play is scary? Who's hit the button?
Listen to that? There you go? Are you excited? You
heard your way?

Speaker 20 (38:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (38:13):
You heard it?

Speaker 10 (38:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (38:13):
I love it?

Speaker 12 (38:14):
Thank you so much? Maybe so happy you don't even know.

Speaker 8 (38:16):
It's so happy.

Speaker 5 (38:16):
You know. We're talking a lot about pickup trucks. Yeah,
and you know, pickup trucks they need people in them
to turn them into the magic that they they they are.
And in order to drive your pickup truck, you must
have a full tank of what Yeah, scary? Can you
hit the button? Scary? Hit ita? Wow, that was quite

(38:43):
a stretch, right, ye you said Daddy Yngky is writing
a book right now?

Speaker 12 (38:49):
Yes, he said, he's putting on a book about his life.

Speaker 5 (38:52):
I want to read that. What about Little John and
Pittball they're in here too, Maybe the book? There you go.

(39:15):
Every time we play that song, Scary loves to translate
into the three things we need to know from Gandhi.
Let's move on with our day. It's uh wow, Thursday,
It's food news Thursday. Froggy of you are. Are you
already working on your food news countdown?

Speaker 11 (39:31):
I'm all, I've got it all ready to go. We
are going to go over the ten most missed fast
food items that are no longer available.

Speaker 5 (39:38):
Oh god, you know years and years ago mc Donald's
had the It was a burger and it was like
a sectioned out container and it kept the hot side
hot and the cold side cold. Remember those Oh yeah,
what was that? That was really? Well, it's gone now
I miss it. It's gone. That's not wait, that's okay. See,

(40:01):
I know, But did you guys miss anything fast food?

Speaker 12 (40:04):
Blay I was incensed about the Mexican vizo from Taco Bell,
but they brought the Mexicans to back.

Speaker 5 (40:09):
They heard you. They heard you loud and clear.

Speaker 12 (40:11):
Thank you, Tom.

Speaker 5 (40:12):
All right, thank you? Talk about love you into those
three things we need to know, gandhi. What's going on?

Speaker 12 (40:17):
All right? Well, we know that yesterday morning, a fourteen
year old student entered Avalichi High School with an AR
fifteen style weapon, killing two students and two teachers and
sending nine others to the hospital. President Biden released a
statement shortly after, saying that he and his family are
mourning to deaths caused by senseless gun violence. He called
on Republicans in Congress to work with Democrats to pass
common sense gun safety legislation. New York City is paying

(40:41):
tribute to firefighters who recently passed away from nine to
eleven related illnesses. Yesterday, the department added thirty two names
to the memorial Wall of firefighters who died of illnesses
that were related to rescue and recovery efforts at the
World Trade Center after the attack. In two thousand and one,
The New York City Fire Department has lost more than
three hundred and six seam members to illnesses connected to

(41:02):
the nine to eleven terror attacks. And, finally, on a
much lighter note, Washington, d C. Is apparently the best
place to be a worker. According to the annual Best
States to Work Index from oxfand DC ranked as the
best area for workers in the US. The study looks
at twenty seven work related issues, including how well workers

(41:23):
are protected, wage policies, and rights to unionize. California came
in at number two, followed by Oregon, New York, and
West Virginia. As far as the worst states, any guesses, uh,
New York, No, We're on the top. I'm kidding, North Carolina, Mississippi, Georgia, Alabama,
and South Dakota and those are your three things.

Speaker 5 (41:43):
Hmm. Now we're doing okay here right?

Speaker 2 (41:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (41:46):
I think you're New Jersey. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (41:48):
I wish it was cheaper to live.

Speaker 5 (41:49):
Yeah, think about Do you guys know anyone who lives
lives in DC? I have a few friends that live there.

Speaker 12 (41:55):
My parents used to.

Speaker 5 (41:56):
Yeah. I just don't know if I'm want to live there.
I don't know.

Speaker 12 (41:59):
You know, See, I loved it when they were there.
I thought it was awesome.

Speaker 5 (42:03):
Did you love driving around looking at the monuments and
all the big buildings.

Speaker 12 (42:06):
I mean it was cool to, you know, be driving
around and oh, there they are. Which you don't really
go into that area too much, but I feel like
it's really culturally diverse and a really smart area. And
they have cool like woods and nature. And if you
don't get off on the right exit, you're going to
be driving all the way to Maryland. So that's not fun.

Speaker 5 (42:22):
But all right, Dan, it's all settled. We're moving to DC.
Come on, Brina Carpenter, Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 13 (42:44):
Slash Dream Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, Don't answer
the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phones happened.

Speaker 5 (42:57):
The letter says, Dear Elvis, my mom Susan thinks I'm
a trouble free kid. In her eyes, I do know wrong.

Speaker 21 (43:04):
Brian goes on to say, hey, let's phone tap Mom,
let her know, and I got into a little trouble
with the mall.

Speaker 5 (43:10):
All right, Brian, here's the setup.

Speaker 21 (43:12):
Garrett starts the call to Brian's mom, Susan, who thinks
Brian is our little angel. Garrett plays the part of
the mall cop in Today's Phonetown.

Speaker 10 (43:23):
Hello, Hello, is this Missus Diaz. Yes, going Hi, Missus DZ.
This is Marcus Blart over at the mall. I am
the mall cop here, and we kind of had a
situation that kind of involves your son.

Speaker 3 (43:38):
Excuse me who I am?

Speaker 10 (43:40):
Marcus Blart. I work with the mall. Police here at
vis Mall. I was on duty about ten minutes ago,
and I caught your son frolicking in the well here
in the middle of the mall. He was fully dressed
in his jeans and his sneakers and he's in the water,
splashing around, making customers all frantic.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
Hey, quiet, quiet, What are you doing to him?

Speaker 15 (44:04):
I'm doing nothing.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
Finger again.

Speaker 15 (44:07):
Would you like to talk to him?

Speaker 5 (44:09):
Yes, please, let me take off.

Speaker 15 (44:11):
The plastic cuffs. Yeah, please come me here. Talk to
your mom. All right, be nice, mom.

Speaker 5 (44:16):
Listen, this guy's okay this no, no, no.

Speaker 19 (44:20):
I was standing by the phone and then somebody pushed me in.

Speaker 5 (44:22):
Okay. I was just getting getting O and he says
that I'm stealing money out of the phontain.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
This guy is just a reht A cop.

Speaker 5 (44:29):
He's just a jerk.

Speaker 20 (44:32):
Shut up, man, Just shut up.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
Okay, don't tell somebody to shut up. And he is
really a police officer. I want to speak to you.
I want to speak to him now. He is nothing.
He's a piece of put some policeman on the phone.
I can't believe you. Don't you put cuffs on my son.

Speaker 5 (44:49):
I have to.

Speaker 15 (44:50):
He is a he is crazy.

Speaker 20 (44:52):
Ma'am.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
Okay, my son is not crazy, sir.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
Please.

Speaker 3 (44:55):
He is going to Yale in the fall. He does
not need to be in a mall. Now, I am
sure there is an ex explanation for all of this.

Speaker 5 (45:01):
Well you want to be crazy, straight crazy?

Speaker 15 (45:05):
Hey, I just saw his butt.

Speaker 3 (45:07):
Are you drunk? My son? What was he said? He
was stealing money.

Speaker 10 (45:13):
He was in the fountain, taking the pennies and putting
them into his pockets.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
Look, my son is an honor student and.

Speaker 15 (45:20):
He's not acting like one. Listen. I make a decent
living here.

Speaker 5 (45:25):
Leave me alone, Okay.

Speaker 3 (45:28):
I try to have respect for all the authorities.

Speaker 15 (45:30):
I appreciate it, man, thank you very much, unlike your son.

Speaker 5 (45:33):
Here, shut up, Brian Bryant.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
I'm talking cop.

Speaker 10 (45:38):
Okay, you know what, Can you please control them because
obviously I can't. I'm going to put you back on
the phone with him while I take care of matters
with the police.

Speaker 3 (45:46):
This is not going on a record, is this? I mean,
this is just a mall stealing from anyone. It didn't
rob anybody.

Speaker 15 (45:51):
That money goes to people that need it, and obviously.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
He needs money in a pool.

Speaker 10 (45:55):
We have a nice little fountain and the people throw
their pennies in and make a wish kenny pennies and
make a way show.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
How many pennies do you get that it makes a difference.
It doesn't matter that it's not nothing.

Speaker 15 (46:05):
Well, I don't know. That's my job is just to
write it up and I hand.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
It off to these never had a police Okay, so
you're not the police.

Speaker 15 (46:12):
Yeah, I work for the mall.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
And why are you giving my son a hard time
with the police and putting handcuffs on my son?

Speaker 15 (46:17):
Because he is out of control and I need to
restrain him.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
You need to revolve.

Speaker 15 (46:21):
Hold on, talk to your mom.

Speaker 7 (46:23):
Listen, Listen to me.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
No, I'm not going to listen.

Speaker 6 (46:25):
He listen.

Speaker 9 (46:26):
You can't tell bad for one thing.

Speaker 3 (46:27):
Okay, don't tell there all right, Listen. I'm telling dad
that's already on the wall.

Speaker 4 (46:30):
I didn't do anything.

Speaker 3 (46:33):
I paid your father. He's going to be so mad.
What do you think he's gonna say?

Speaker 5 (46:37):
I just fell in Okay, I mean I don't even
have any pennies on me.

Speaker 20 (46:40):
I was stealing money. We're not holding my pocket or something.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
You're stealing money. No, you were stealing money.

Speaker 5 (46:45):
That's the point. I wasn't see if I was.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
We're not your money.

Speaker 7 (46:50):
I didn't take any money.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
Go ahead, rip all wallet. See if I care. Oh,
come on, I didn't raise a thief. Listen, you're going
to one of the best schools in America and only
sat there for two hours. I was helping you with
your essay about hones stand integrity.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
While this guy's kind of a dweed.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
Okay, I don't.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
Care who that man is. I care about who you are.
They'll steal a car. Now, who saw you are? I
have no idea not take this side. You're not even
listening to I'm not taking a cup sight of anyone.
I don't want to.

Speaker 15 (47:20):
They you are he just knocked over my seg what.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
The hell he was so fully? Is a liar? MA
you watch your mouth.

Speaker 15 (47:30):
I'm not lying.

Speaker 10 (47:31):
I'm just phone tabbing you mom me what Yeah, missus Diaz,
my name is Garrett from Elsteran in the morning show.

Speaker 15 (47:38):
And uh your son phone?

Speaker 3 (47:42):
Oh I'm really going to get I just paced him
at work.

Speaker 10 (47:49):
Missus Diaz, what do you got to say? You're here,
lovely son, Brian, I say.

Speaker 3 (47:53):
This between him and his dad.

Speaker 18 (48:00):
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you guys.

Speaker 3 (48:23):
Listen to you every day or my commutes to work. Well, lady,
I've been listening for I love you guys. I listen
all the time.

Speaker 5 (48:33):
You guys, I love it so much.

Speaker 7 (48:35):
I love your shown into it every morning when I
go to work.

Speaker 4 (48:37):
I got to work only just to listen to you guys.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
I can't help it, baby, els.

Speaker 3 (48:48):
The Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
This is Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (48:54):
You know what, it's good to let people be who
they want to be, and then you decide if you
want them in your life or not.

Speaker 12 (49:04):
It make That's the only way to do it.

Speaker 5 (49:07):
I know. Yeah, you don't want to change anyone, or
you don't. You don't want to try to alter the
way they truly are, just to fit into what you
want them to be, because then they're not them. Does
it make sense? This is too heavy? Might smoke. Makes
so much sense. I'm not smoking any pot, I squear
to God, sure I'm not. No, it's true. You know

(49:30):
you've always heard you you really shouldn't get into a
relationship to try to change someone, because no, then you're
not dating the person or you're not seeing the person.
Every relationship with a person that you met, right yep.
And also in relationships, be it friends or you know, beyond,
there are things that we really like about people and

(49:51):
make us laugh whatever, and then after a while those
same things irritate to living f out of us. I
don't know that's us, you know, because they're just being them,
they are really truly being them. But again, I'll read
that line again. Let me see I wrote it down.
What did I say? Let people be who they want
to be, then you decide if you want them in
your life. Can you think of one person in your

(50:13):
life right now that that applies to?

Speaker 12 (50:15):
Oh for sure? Yeah, yes, absolutely, And I'm sure on
the flip side of that, the same applies to me
and to all of us. I know that in relationships,
the same things that people are really attracted to in
the beginning drives them nuts later on. So but I'm
not going to change, like that's that's who I am.

Speaker 5 (50:33):
Well, no one here's asking you to change.

Speaker 12 (50:34):
No, you guys. But you know, for example, I think
people that I've dated are attracted to my playfulness and like, oh,
you're fun, we're having a good time. But then you know,
it turns into everything's a joke, and like, you know,
kind of it is.

Speaker 5 (50:48):
Yeah, everything is a joke, isn't it. What's your question, Scarry?

Speaker 6 (50:51):
Is this what a lot of relationships fail, especially in
the beginning, because people are pretending and they're doing that
dance and they're being fake, and then all of a sudden,
once become comfortable, they let themselves go and the real
true blue comes out in them.

Speaker 5 (51:05):
I don't know that.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
That's why I always felt like it's always it's important
to be you from the get go. Like if you
go out to dinner with somebody and you're like ordering
a salad because you don't want them to know that
you eat, order the damn cheese burger. If that's what
you do, order the damn cheeseburger. Be yourself. Like, if
you're playful like Gandhi is, or you know whatever, just
be you. They're gonna find out eventually, and it's better

(51:27):
to find out. Now, what the hell is going on
in the other room.

Speaker 5 (51:31):
What's going on in the other room?

Speaker 2 (51:33):
Tackling Scotty, Me and Andrew are on top of each other,
like ripping each other's clothes off.

Speaker 8 (51:39):
What is happening?

Speaker 5 (51:39):
Can they do that somewhere where there's no window? You
don't have to watch it.

Speaker 8 (51:42):
I see Scotty's.

Speaker 5 (51:45):
Hold on Frog. We got a buck crack situation in
the other room. Can he turn the mics on and there?
What's going on?

Speaker 8 (51:51):
Diamond, turn the mics on in there?

Speaker 5 (51:54):
What's going on? What's going on?

Speaker 12 (51:57):
They just came in here.

Speaker 9 (51:58):
I heard them wrestling in Scotti studio and then they
come in here.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
And now Andrew.

Speaker 12 (52:04):
Looks all dishoveled.

Speaker 8 (52:05):
Look at that hair.

Speaker 5 (52:06):
I mean he had shoveled.

Speaker 8 (52:08):
Scotty had Andrew basically in the garbage can.

Speaker 12 (52:11):
No, I don't get it.

Speaker 8 (52:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 12 (52:14):
They're too old for this.

Speaker 5 (52:15):
He's trying to do things on my phone.

Speaker 17 (52:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (52:18):
Guys, Guys, you know what, We're trying to do a
show in here and apologize. I see I see butt crags,
I see disheveled Andrew. I see I don't know it's like,
but here's a great example of what we're just talking about.
These guys are being themselves.

Speaker 8 (52:34):
God bless us everyone.

Speaker 5 (52:38):
This is what you get. Now. Are they gone now?
I don't know where. Okay? Are they wrestling on the
floor outside somewhere here? Okay? All right? Where are we? Froggy?
You were next up to that? What's up?

Speaker 6 (52:48):
No?

Speaker 11 (52:48):
And this is kind of this will go along with that,
is that I have found that you find things about
somebody that drives you nuts, but the more that you
learn to love that person, the things that used to
drive you nuts, it's become the things that you love
about them. And that's the same like with Scotty and Andrew,
for example. That drives us nuts what they're doing. But
that's why I love Scotty because he is like that.
He can do things like that, and those are just

(53:10):
one of the many things I love about him.

Speaker 5 (53:12):
Well, yeah, and yeah, but we're doing a show in here.
I understand what you're saying.

Speaker 11 (53:17):
In a relationship, when the first meet somebody, they might
do things that drive you a little crazy, but that
will become something that you love about them.

Speaker 5 (53:24):
The more you find how much you care about that person.
Look at nature, for instance, the male bird goes out
and puts his tail feathers in the air and does
a dance to try to entice a mate. You know
what I'm saying. We do that too, And I think
to a certain degree, Okay, it's part of our natural thing.

(53:46):
We want to woo them because we want to mate
with them. I don't know that kind of yeah, but
you know, Look, you know, actors will tell you, even
the best actors. I was thinking of Robert Downey Junior
last night. Don't ask me why, but I was. He's
just a great and he's high. There's so many each
role Robert Downey Junior takes, there's a little bit of
him in each role. I mean, the role is written

(54:11):
by a writer and it takes Robert Downey Junior and
a director to bring that role to life. Otherwise it's
just on a page. Right. Yes, we're the same way.
We're a bunch of actors. We put a different mask
on with different friends, different people. We've talked about this before.
You know, I'm different around you guys than I am
when I'm alone with Alex. And that's just kind of

(54:32):
who we are. And I think what we're trying to
get to here is maybe we should try to remove
as much of that mask as possible and be as
true to our authentic selves with everyone as much as possible.
I agree, Is your said than done?

Speaker 10 (54:48):
Maybe?

Speaker 12 (54:48):
Yes, very much so, because you do want to be
Like when you go to a job interview, you're giving
them your best, you're putting your best way forward, which
you do when you're dating. And then you know that's
that's not necessarily the representative foot of who.

Speaker 11 (55:00):
Actually well sense for six months you get a person's
representative and then after that the true person comes out
six months.

Speaker 8 (55:08):
Don't you ever wonder that?

Speaker 5 (55:09):
Though?

Speaker 2 (55:09):
If you see a friend like with their significant other
and then their friends, and they act one way and
the other, I always think, I wonder which is the
real person?

Speaker 8 (55:17):
Which is the real them born in the middle.

Speaker 5 (55:20):
Maybe there's nothing wrong with being at your best, you know,
but then when you're with someone for a while, it's
okay for them to see you at your worst. The
problem is is, like we've always said, if you see
me at my best and you see me at my
worst and you can't tell the difference, maybe that's a
good thing. Yeah, right, I don't know. Anyway, Let's go
around the room. What's on your minds today? Let's see

(55:41):
what's brewing here on Food News Thursday, before the end
of this hour Food News with Froggy. Think about when
you're growing up, or just recently, that one thing you
used to order at your favorite little restaurant and now
it's gone. So anyway, there's a list he's compiled. We'll
get to that in a minute. I'll start with you, producer, Sam,
what's on your mind today?

Speaker 14 (56:02):
I would like to remind everyone, if you haven't heard
it already, from your own excitement or your partners, football
is starting.

Speaker 12 (56:08):
The reason I say that is.

Speaker 14 (56:09):
Because my husband has been relying me for weeks, and
although it is not my type of enjoyment, I think
it's really important, especially to start the season with supporting
his joy So on Friday, we're going to the one
Packers bar he knows exists in the city, and I.

Speaker 12 (56:24):
Am excited to do that with him.

Speaker 20 (56:26):
Now.

Speaker 14 (56:26):
Lie, I might be less excited in like three weeks,
but I'm starting off on a good foot.

Speaker 5 (56:30):
We can do this.

Speaker 14 (56:31):
This is their joys and if we haven't in us,
let's support and just build up on their choice.

Speaker 12 (56:35):
We're gonna be great.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
Did you see all the memes that are out there
now and everybody posting on a social about how they
are losing their husband or the significant other for the
next they go.

Speaker 15 (56:43):
It's next couple.

Speaker 12 (56:44):
This is what you were talking about. Elvis. He started
this way, he is still this way, and I love him.
We're gonna support it.

Speaker 5 (56:50):
He's true to himself. And I'm surprised you found a
packers bar in New York City? Interesting? Interested in that.
What's up, Gandhi, what's on your mind today?

Speaker 12 (56:57):
So, because we had a short week, I completely for
got yesterday was Wednesday, which means a podcast episode dropped,
and it was the third installation of our Off the
Grid on the Road podcast episodes, which have been.

Speaker 5 (57:09):
Doing really well.

Speaker 12 (57:10):
So thank you everybody for listening. But that was the
last recap with Andrew, Josh Diamond and I being out
and the things that we learned and the things that
we saw, and it was a good time. So if
you have a chance sauce on the side on the
iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts, I appreciate it. Thanks.

Speaker 5 (57:23):
I'll give you a little tease. Make sure you listen
to this podcast. You'll find out why we call him
coaster boy. Josh, I do believe.

Speaker 12 (57:29):
Oh you go to talk to us somewhere around there. Yeah,
there are a few episodes, but yeah, we get to Josh.

Speaker 5 (57:34):
Okay, yeah, Josh. They think he's named after that thing
you put on the table so it doesn't leave a rain.
How fascinating would that be fascinating? Would that be? Hey,
straight night? What's up with you?

Speaker 13 (57:46):
Did?

Speaker 9 (57:46):
Okay, So you remember a couple of years ago, even
this year, we were told if you see a spotted
lantern fly, step on it, crush it. Yeah, yes, smotherings.

Speaker 10 (57:55):
You know.

Speaker 5 (57:55):
The whole goal was to get rid of them. It
didn't work.

Speaker 9 (57:58):
So I was taking the train a couple of weeks
ago and I was sitting there on the platform and
it was biblical.

Speaker 5 (58:05):
These things were everywhere.

Speaker 9 (58:07):
It was like the plague of locust cinemas, flying out
of the trees and people are swatting them, They're trying
to take cover.

Speaker 5 (58:14):
I have never seen that many lantern flies or bug Wow, period,
did you kill them all? I tried?

Speaker 9 (58:20):
But those suckers they just jumped, you know, they just
fast away. So them, Yeah, it didn't work. You know
all those people that were supposed to step on them.
You know four years ago you didn't step on enough.

Speaker 12 (58:32):
So but didn't we learn not too long ago you
actually weren't supposed to stop them out. They weren't as
bad as Yeah.

Speaker 9 (58:37):
But I guess this is the crazy thing about invasive species,
my god, because this is a new environment that nothing
like them exists in.

Speaker 5 (58:44):
They were everywhere. It's just like the rabbits in Australia.

Speaker 9 (58:48):
Read about that if you ever want to read something,
my god giving me everywhere.

Speaker 5 (58:53):
You're giving me nightmares for tonight. I already I can
tell them up. Look at you. You know sometimes I
think you attract all these things. I think me and
everybody else on that platform it was. It was frightening,
uh scary. What's up with you today? You guys know
my dad Tony, he cussed me.

Speaker 6 (59:13):
He comes to me yesterday, he goes Anthony, listen, I
gotta get up and say some words in front of
people for Bobby and Carol's fiftieth anniversary on Saturday night.
Could you tell me write a speech? Well, Dad, AI
to the rescue and then the great way to use AI.
So I said, give me some information about them, and
I'll plug it in and guess what. Trat GBT wrote

(59:37):
an amazing, like ninety second concise speech. But then I'm like, man,
my father doesn't talk like that. I'm like, make it
a little bit more Brooklyn and a little bit more
humorous and roast the guys, roast them a little bit.

Speaker 5 (59:48):
Guess what.

Speaker 6 (59:49):
Within seconds, it spit out exactly how my dad would talk.

Speaker 5 (59:53):
He included and included some jokes.

Speaker 6 (59:55):
So my dad is very prepared for Saturday night to
say these things. I'm gonna give him big index cards
and everything, and he's gonna shine.

Speaker 5 (01:00:02):
Thank you, strikes again in a good way. There you go,
good going, You're a good side. Well. With the help
of AI of Froggy, what's up with you today?

Speaker 11 (01:00:14):
I need to go around the room? In the around
the room segment, do you flip somebody off? Or do
you flick somebody off? Let's flick of the p.

Speaker 12 (01:00:23):
I always thought it was flick until maybe like ten
years ago I learned it was flip.

Speaker 5 (01:00:28):
Flicking is what you do to a booger.

Speaker 12 (01:00:29):
That's sort of the action.

Speaker 5 (01:00:30):
Though exactly what this yesterday?

Speaker 11 (01:00:36):
Yesterday somebody said, I'm gonna I'm gonna flick him off.
I'm like, you say flick or flip. They're like, it's flip.
I thought the same thing. I thought it was flip.
They said flick. I guess both work, but I didn't
know if like one is more.

Speaker 5 (01:00:48):
I think so, I don't think you don't. I think
somebody flip flip, isn't it? Oh? I don't know. I
don't know. I'm glad this is the biggest argument of
the day. I just need to know flick them off.

Speaker 12 (01:01:03):
I think this says both of them mean the same thing.

Speaker 5 (01:01:12):
Well, now we know, Hey, Daniel, what's up with you today?

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
So I gotta shout out one of our listeners declaned
from Ireland because yesterday I was driving in New York
City and my car was making the weirdest noise and
I'm like, what the hell is that noise? I thought,
you know sometimes like you know, if you don't put
the strap of your backpack in the car.

Speaker 8 (01:01:30):
It like hitts the side of the car.

Speaker 5 (01:01:31):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
Right, So I stopped the car and I opened the
door and I'm like, what the hell, There's nothing hanging
out of the car.

Speaker 8 (01:01:38):
I look around. I'm like, Okay, is there something wrong
with my car?

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
All of a sudden, this guy from across the street says, hey,
it's probably the tape that's attached to your tire, and
I go, the tape attached to my tire. Well, I
must have run over a piece of I don't know
what kind of tape, but it was attached to the tire.
And he goes, are you Danielle Monaro? And I said, yeah, Hi,
I listen to you every morning. I'm like, well, thank you,
thank you for saving me. And his name was Decland

(01:02:02):
from and he's from Ireland originally, so thanks Decland And
it was the tape. When I drove off, I took
the tape off and this car was fine.

Speaker 8 (01:02:10):
He saved me. And I met a listener on the
side of the street when I just pulled over.

Speaker 12 (01:02:15):
Is that right?

Speaker 8 (01:02:15):
I thought that was the weirdest.

Speaker 5 (01:02:17):
Yeah, a bit random.

Speaker 8 (01:02:18):
And it was very random.

Speaker 5 (01:02:19):
So yeah, there you go. Hey, look, and we always
say this, if you see us, come say high. Yeah.
It's so weird to get a text the next day, Hey,
I saw you at the restaurant and I wanted to
say something. I feel weird like they were they were there,
didn't say say hi. People were texting in They've always
said flick. People were saying flick, not flip. I've never

(01:02:42):
heard flick.

Speaker 8 (01:02:43):
Ever, doesn't flick like a movie. You go to see
a flip flick, you.

Speaker 5 (01:02:48):
Flick booget, you flick boogers, You flick a movie and
you flip a middle finger.

Speaker 12 (01:02:53):
Maybe it's a regional thing, like in certain places they
say flick and in other places they flip.

Speaker 5 (01:02:58):
I don't know. Okay, I'm having so much fun with
Urban Dictionary. I get a notification every day the Urban
Dictionary word of the day. Do you guys do that?
It's a note of it. You need it in your life.
Some of them are kids. Well, I don't know if
you lose it. I looked at gum job the other day.
How'd that work out for it? Gum job? Well, Elvis

(01:03:20):
was talking about do tell Nate go ahead anymore? I
can't go any further. This is why did you bring
it up?

Speaker 9 (01:03:28):
I just I can say gum job, but I can't
really describe what that is?

Speaker 8 (01:03:33):
A lollipoppy with Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:03:39):
Here's one ready, you'll tiede log.

Speaker 3 (01:03:44):
Go on?

Speaker 5 (01:03:45):
Is that a Christmas poo? It's a it's the massive
poo you do on the day after stuffing your face
on Christmas Day on boxing.

Speaker 12 (01:03:57):
Can we just leave it at that to start tossing
out things for people to look up? Because I got one.
We definitely you got what is it? Look up the
Alabama hot Pocket?

Speaker 10 (01:04:10):
Oh? What was that?

Speaker 5 (01:04:10):
What we were laughing at about? Boop Boop?

Speaker 3 (01:04:13):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:04:13):
God, you want you want to beat boop like it's
how a robot would dismiss you. Blah blah blah blah.
My mind is so irritating. Oh you know what, beet boop.
I don't know why I laughed. I'm so sorry. Urban Dictionary,
we love you. Yeah, Alabama hot Pocket, we don't need
to go there. Why do you even bring that up?
That's so dirty because it's awful.

Speaker 12 (01:04:34):
It's the worst thing I've ever seen on there.

Speaker 5 (01:04:36):
You're so nasty. Hey, So here it is. It's Thursday.
We got back from vacation. Uh and plus a day.
We had a four day work week. We have one
this week. How are you feeling. Do you have that
feeling you get when you get back from vacation where
you're like having so much fun, you're running to and fro.
You think you you think well, on vacation, I'm going
to sleep in, but you don't because you want to
get up early and go do things. And now you're

(01:04:57):
back to routine, which is so important in your lives.
Anyone a little down on their routine time.

Speaker 12 (01:05:03):
Yes, absolutely talk about that. I know a lot of
people talk about overstimulation. I have the exact opposite of
what that is. I feel so understimulated right now. Like
I was so excited to come back into work and
be around you guys and have like activity and fun,
and then when I leave and I go home, I'm like,
this is so boring.

Speaker 5 (01:05:21):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 12 (01:05:22):
Find me a trail.

Speaker 5 (01:05:23):
You need to find a trail from your bedroom to
your bathroom is closely. This is why routine is important.
You know, we hear all the time about how routine
in your life is extremely important. But a lot of
people say, think, well, routine in my life makes me
feel like I'm being boring, I'm not accomplishing anything. Well,
it's actually the it could be the opposite. Hear me out.
Having a routine in your life is safety comfort. You

(01:05:47):
can still do exciting things, but you need to do
them every day. For instance, maybe you're gond to you
paint every day. You do a little painting every day, right, Yes,
make that part of your routine. Creating or reading a book,
or if you're writing, if you're writing something, write three
pages a day, journal, whatever you want to do, writing
a book. These are routines you can do. I'm not

(01:06:09):
saying routines need to be well, brushing your teeth how exciting, woe. No,
you know, don't think of routine as being is being boring,
because they can be exciting. You need routine, you do,
and you know what we are in that struggle to
constantly find something to move our meter and make us
all jittery and happy. And you know what I'm saying,

(01:06:31):
chasing excitement. Chasing excitement is not routine unless you make it.
Then jump out of a plane every day, GONDI make
it a routine.

Speaker 8 (01:06:40):
A lot of kids need routine.

Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
I mean, I think most kids when they're first, when
they're little, they need routine in order to keep them
on track with their sleep patterns and you know, they're
eating patterns and.

Speaker 8 (01:06:49):
Stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
So I feel like it starts worth we're very young
needing that routine exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:06:54):
Well, kids don't know what's going on. In life. They
don't know that, you know, a piano could fall out
of a window and kill you. They need routine to
stay on, you know, on point to march in cadence
with everyone else and including you as adults.

Speaker 16 (01:07:09):
Though.

Speaker 5 (01:07:09):
Routine is a different thing. Routine is where you can
find comfort and you can find like, I don't know,
find routine that's good for you and stimulating. Yes, you
gotta find it. I don't know what that means. It
means something different for everyone in this room and everyone
listening to us. Scary. What is your routine every day
you work out?

Speaker 6 (01:07:27):
Yeah, I had to go back to that routine after
two weeks of not doing it but being on vacation.
It scared the hell out of me. But I got
back into the routine. And guess what, that's good for
me because I'll know I will go again tomorrow and
I'll continue there.

Speaker 19 (01:07:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:07:40):
So that's a routine. Oh, going out for lunch with
my friends, that's a routine. That's a great routine. Nothing
wrong with that. Nice. Okay, So you know, be in
routine form, but do things that are stimulating at the
same time. I stole that from someone. Do I do
a good job stealing.

Speaker 12 (01:07:56):
That is very convinient.

Speaker 5 (01:07:57):
That's a routine of mine, stealing from other people. Thank you. Uh, Danielle,
what do you have coming up?

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
We're going to talk about Katie Perry's love language and
can you believe we're going into Survivor forty seven?

Speaker 12 (01:08:09):
That's crazy?

Speaker 5 (01:08:10):
Really?

Speaker 8 (01:08:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:08:12):
Okay, into that, but before that, we get into the
three things we need to know from Gandhi and then
let's keep on moving. It's Food News Thursday. Before the
end of this hour, Food News and I Food News
count Down with Frog Hi, Gandhi. What's going on all right?

Speaker 12 (01:08:24):
I don't know if you guys have seen this story.
We talked about it a little bit off the air.
An Alabama man has died after the hospital he went
to removed the wrong organ.

Speaker 8 (01:08:33):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 12 (01:08:34):
The Pensacola News Journal says the seventy year old man
and his wife were visiting their condo in the Florida
Panhandle last month when he began feeling a sharp pain
in his left side. He was admitted to a local
hospital just to have his spleen removed, but instead, somehow
doctors removed his liver. His family's lawyers say that he died.
They took out his liver instead of his spleen. They

(01:08:56):
say he died of catastrophic blood loss and called it
one of the most egregious cases of medical malpractice that
lawyers have ever been involved with. The hospital says it
is not commenting on active litigation. Can someone tell us
how that happens.

Speaker 5 (01:09:08):
I hope that doctor's not practicing any Did he not
go to school on liver and spleen day or something?

Speaker 12 (01:09:14):
I mean, it's shocking.

Speaker 8 (01:09:16):
Does it look the same.

Speaker 12 (01:09:18):
Your liver's huge.

Speaker 8 (01:09:19):
I'm just caring.

Speaker 12 (01:09:20):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:09:21):
They're not even in the same place.

Speaker 8 (01:09:23):
I don't think so well, okay.

Speaker 12 (01:09:25):
All right? And other very sad news. Yesterday morning, a
fourteen year old student entered Appalaschi High School with an
AR fifteen style weapon, killing two students and two teachers
and sending nine other people to the hospital. President Biden
released a statement shortly after, saying that he and his
family are mourning the deaths caused by senseless gun violence.
He called on Republicans in Congress to work with Democrats

(01:09:45):
to pass common sense gun safety legislation.

Speaker 5 (01:09:49):
Same story every single time I.

Speaker 12 (01:09:52):
Was looking it up. When I was writing about this
story and apparently this is the forty fifth school shooting
in twenty twenty fourth. It's wild and finally, on a
much lighter note, the Mega Million's jackpot continued to grow
on Tuesday. There was no winner, so now it's up
to at least seven hundred and forty million dollars. Nobody
matched all six of those numbers, but it will all

(01:10:12):
roll over into Friday's drawing. If you can get a ticket,
good luck. It's the seventh largest jackpot in the history
of the game. Elvis, are you already getting your tickets?
I can't see you.

Speaker 5 (01:10:22):
I'm in. I'm in, Okay, don't worry about me. I
got it. I got it.

Speaker 12 (01:10:26):
And those are your three things.

Speaker 5 (01:10:28):
Thank you, Gandy Brooklyn boys, my microphone's falling apart.

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Speaker 1 (01:11:00):
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Speaker 5 (01:11:10):
Yeah, we're talking about that that Gap commercial that's out
by the way. Gap. We're talking about the Gap as well,
The Gap and Old Navy. They're owned by the same company.
H doing really well right now, and uh, Troy Savonn,
who we love, is dancing with one of my favorite
dance troops from Europe in this commercial. They're pushing their

(01:11:30):
their baggy jeans right And the name of the song
is called Funny Thing and I can't get out of
my head. I was sending it to you guys when
you're on vacation. I love that line. I'm just a
little drunk. I'm wanna come party with you. I want

(01:11:53):
to party all night. What a great song. But do
do a search for Troy Savonn and Gap commer and
watch him dance. He's actually a great dancer. I mean
you can see him trying to He's really fitting in
with this incredible dance troupe that you've seen other dances
from this same company. They do that dance to that song.

(01:12:14):
Oh god, it's anyway, I should prepare before I start
talking about this crap.

Speaker 20 (01:12:20):
You know me?

Speaker 5 (01:12:21):
You know that song where you do that dance those
people hummed. It's a hit that we used to play
all the time. I'm gonna go on and on until
we get it.

Speaker 10 (01:12:30):
Is it?

Speaker 12 (01:12:31):
CDK Company?

Speaker 5 (01:12:32):
Yes? CDK Company they are so they were included in
this gap commercial with Troy Sevon. They taught him how
to do the dance and he's really good. He's excellent. Anyway,
we're gonna put that in and we'll play it for
in a few minutes. Don't you love listening to live radio.
You can't get this on anything that's pre recorded.

Speaker 12 (01:12:49):
I am such a sucker for watching people dance. I
love watching people dance, whether you're good at it or
you're bad at it. I feel like dancing just shows
such joy, like people are having a good time for
the most part in that moment.

Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
I love it.

Speaker 5 (01:13:01):
Well, So are you following CDK Company?

Speaker 12 (01:13:03):
I'm not, but I'm about to. I follow so many
different dance pages on.

Speaker 5 (01:13:07):
Well they do they do a dance to this song?
Here on, I'm gonna play it for you because I'm
you know, I don't care.

Speaker 12 (01:13:13):
I'm added version. I love this.

Speaker 5 (01:13:15):
No oh somebody that I used to know? Yes, have
you seen them do this? The dance of this, It's
the most remarkable thing I've ever seen on a stage
in my life. That's kind of look at anyway, CDK company.
I know, if you're familiar with them, you're going, oh
my god, he's talking about it. But anyway, with choice
of aon doing the dance for that gap commercial, it's great.

Speaker 7 (01:13:35):
Look.

Speaker 5 (01:13:36):
I went on and on for like four minutes about
something we could have recorded earlier and edited and made
it like concise and to the point, and I would
sound like a genius, but right now it sound like
an old idiot.

Speaker 12 (01:13:46):
This how you know we're live?

Speaker 5 (01:13:48):
This is important.

Speaker 12 (01:13:49):
This is how you know we're live?

Speaker 5 (01:13:50):
Exactly? We are so live right now now watch this
segment become a best of that they play during our
commercial during our vacation. Me fumbling over something for all?
Is that what it is? My authentic self?

Speaker 8 (01:14:06):
That's your authentic self?

Speaker 5 (01:14:07):
Apologetically, Yeah, Danielle, let's let you do your thing. Even
though it's live, it sounds recorded because he's always perfect.

Speaker 8 (01:14:16):
Oh for this thing from it thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:14:20):
Let's go. What do you got going?

Speaker 7 (01:14:21):
So?

Speaker 2 (01:14:21):
Lil Campbell headline the thirty third annual AIDS Walk Music
Festival in Atlanta.

Speaker 8 (01:14:27):
She will perform.

Speaker 2 (01:14:28):
She will also help spread the knowledge about the fight
against HIV and AIDS because it is not over.

Speaker 8 (01:14:32):
If you think it is, it is not.

Speaker 2 (01:14:34):
The festival itself is set for September twenty eighth at
Piedmont Park. Only Murders in the Building has been renewed
for a fifth season on Hulu.

Speaker 8 (01:14:43):
People are very excited about this.

Speaker 2 (01:14:45):
You know, the season four just debuted and Meryl Streep,
who else is it? Steve Martin, Selena Gomez, Martin Short,
I mean, the list goes on and on.

Speaker 8 (01:14:53):
Who's in that?

Speaker 2 (01:14:54):
The forty seventh I can't believe it. Season of Survivor
is actually kicking off later this month. Of course, they've
introduced eighteen new cast members. They will be in Fiji
for twenty six days of competition, and of course Jeff
Probst is back to snuff out those torches.

Speaker 8 (01:15:11):
Everybody. How much do you think this guy gets paid
at this point?

Speaker 1 (01:15:14):
A lot.

Speaker 5 (01:15:15):
I'm sure they take very good care of me.

Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
He must be getting millions because he's been there he is.

Speaker 8 (01:15:20):
Yeah, he's got it.

Speaker 5 (01:15:20):
He was getting he was getting millions to begin with,
probably crazy, Oh my god, yeah no, but looking to look,
he deserves it. Look at he's been forty seven runs
and it's a lot.

Speaker 10 (01:15:29):
He is.

Speaker 2 (01:15:30):
He really is the face of the franchise if you
think about it. So yeah, and he's a nice guy too.

Speaker 12 (01:15:34):
So my life to pick Andrew for the show.

Speaker 8 (01:15:36):
Oh yes, we do know that.

Speaker 2 (01:15:38):
You see on the show, you'll see a former Obama
speech writer and AI research assistant, an e sports commentator,
a lot of people like that. In September eighteenth, they
will kick it off with a two hour episode.

Speaker 5 (01:15:50):
So wait, wait, hold on, what can was sports commentator?

Speaker 8 (01:15:53):
An East sports commentator.

Speaker 2 (01:15:55):
Okay, yeah, So Katie Berry has a love language, and
it's she does certain things for her man, Orlando Bloom,
if he tidies up. She said, if I come downstairs
and the kitchen is clean, and you've done it all,
and you've done all the dishes and you've closed all
the pantry doors, you better get ready for some lollipoppy.
But let me tell you she no, she did not,

(01:16:18):
She did not say lollypoppy. It's actually on the call
her Daddy podcast. I know this is like the podcast
that got Froggy interested because of what they were talking about.

Speaker 8 (01:16:27):
So if you want, you can check you can.

Speaker 5 (01:16:31):
Check that out. I apologize. Sorry, I'm dirtying every dish.
I sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:16:37):
People are saying that if they were Orlando Bloom, they
would be like tidying up everything in the house.

Speaker 5 (01:16:43):
You know what you wash?

Speaker 8 (01:16:44):
I'll drive, yes, exactly, go ahead. And Meghan the Stallion says, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:16:50):
I don't know why I'm beefing with Nicki Minaj. She
was saying that there's no reason to squash it because
I really don't know to this day what is about.

Speaker 8 (01:16:59):
She's I don't know what the problem is.

Speaker 2 (01:17:01):
I don't know what could be reconciled because, like I said, I.

Speaker 8 (01:17:04):
Don't know what the problem is. So I don't know.
It's kind of strange that you wouldn't know.

Speaker 2 (01:17:09):
But okay, and what are we watching. We're watching the
nineteenth season premiere of Football Night in America. Everybody, it
is the Ravens and the Chiefs taken on each other.
Tonight You've got The Lord of the Rings, The Rings
of Power on Amazon. You've got Fright Fight Night, The
Million Dollar Heist, also the third season finale of bel
Air on Peacock and I know Elvis was talking about

(01:17:30):
this earlier The Perfect Couple on Netflix. That's when Nicole
Kidman Dakota Fanning is in that one of the wealthiest
families on Nantucket becomes suspects and a murder when a
body turns up on a beach.

Speaker 15 (01:17:42):
They did it.

Speaker 8 (01:17:43):
Oh yeah, and that's why, Danielle.

Speaker 5 (01:17:45):
They did it. I can't wait to watch that. I
love shows about kookie wealthy families and how do they
get all this money and they're so stupid. It's supposed
to be. That's what it's supposed to be anyway. Mmmm. Okay,
that's it. Let's get into sound with Garrett. Lots of
stuff going on today, Garrett, where do you want to start.

(01:18:05):
Let's start with our friend Jelly Roles. So he's uh,
he's out on tour. I cannot wait to go see it.
I think he comes to our area in just a
few weeks. But during his show, he does a lot
of covers, including a little Outcast.

Speaker 20 (01:18:17):
Sorry miss Jackson, sorry Miss Jackson.

Speaker 5 (01:18:32):
Okay, there we go.

Speaker 11 (01:18:33):
He also does an easy Boys in the Hood cover,
which is amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:18:37):
Oh wow.

Speaker 22 (01:18:37):
All right, So We've been talking about this a lot.
I don't know what's going on in the world, but
imagine going on in vacation in Atlanta and you're flying
to Barcelona. The plane has to turn around and this
is what the uh, this is what the pilot has
to say happened. This is a file had issue.

Speaker 1 (01:18:55):
You know, we've had a measure head diary.

Speaker 5 (01:18:57):
All the way through the airplane. So they want to
come back to oh, all the way through the airplane?

Speaker 22 (01:19:06):
All right, Now, if you're lucky enough to buy Oasis tickets,
hopefully eatn buy standing room only, because someone in the
UK is saying, hey, this is what happens for those
that are in the standing room only section of a concert.

Speaker 7 (01:19:20):
People don't want to lose their good positions in the
standing area, So the first kind of ten to.

Speaker 1 (01:19:24):
Twenty rows of people will likely.

Speaker 7 (01:19:28):
Get hit with some kind of p. People pee in
their pine glasses and they just throw them, so you
won't even get the chance to fight whoever hit you
with a full cup of P because you won't even.

Speaker 1 (01:19:38):
Know where it came from.

Speaker 7 (01:19:40):
So just my PSA. If you don't want to take
the chance of getting covered in P, go for the
seated section. You're welcome, America.

Speaker 22 (01:19:49):
Or the concert might not even happen because they break
up before the show starts. So all right, football is
starting tonight, and Nate Berlinson, who is on the CBS
Morning Show, had this to say to all the men
who are up upset seeing Taylor Swift in the NFL promos.

Speaker 5 (01:20:02):
Get out of your feelings.

Speaker 9 (01:20:04):
Oh you've said you widow mag because t Will Swift
is in the promo.

Speaker 15 (01:20:09):
Who cares?

Speaker 5 (01:20:11):
Wipe and drool? Off your tank top and put some
pants on.

Speaker 15 (01:20:14):
Get out your mama's basement.

Speaker 8 (01:20:15):
Preach Nate, who I stand with.

Speaker 5 (01:20:18):
The Big de deliois all right?

Speaker 6 (01:20:20):
Every other sport and show celebrities at their games.

Speaker 5 (01:20:22):
We show Taylor's problem.

Speaker 6 (01:20:23):
Getting your feels and get out of your feelings.

Speaker 5 (01:20:25):
Man, watch the game. There you go? All right?

Speaker 22 (01:20:29):
And then, uh, yesterday, so Scotty Bee was in his
studio doing some work. Andrew was with him, and then
all of a sudden, Scotty Bee got scared.

Speaker 7 (01:20:39):
What are you doing?

Speaker 5 (01:20:40):
Oh it's karaoke time? God, get out of here. My
heart hurts now. Oh Scotty God, you do you screamed
like Homer Simpson. Well I get startled very easily. And
you guys love doing it to me. Somebody tells me
every time we get one of these stories that Garrett
just told about someone crapping all up and down the
aisle of an plane, it's you. It's gonna happen, There's

(01:21:01):
no doubt.

Speaker 12 (01:21:02):
Yeah, there's an amazing video, by the way, of him
getting scared the other day and throwing milk in the air,
and Andrew caught it with one hand. Amazing.

Speaker 22 (01:21:12):
And by the way, that video of Scotty being scared
is up on our socials on Elvis Durant Show.

Speaker 5 (01:21:18):
If you want to go check that out. Wonderful. Thank
he If you really need something to do today, thank you.
Garrett American. And it's food News Thursday, Foggy, He's got
food news coming right out. Hey, this is Taylor swith This.

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Speaker 1 (01:22:38):
Go awaiting Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (01:22:42):
It is Thursday, our favorite day of the week. It's
food news Thursday. A lot of people always ask me,
why do you call it your favorite day the week.
Don't you think Friday should be your favorite day? Friday's
up there, but Thursday is Friday Eve. It's also the
day Froggy gets to be the star yes and do
his food news cast. So let's do it. I want
to hear it. Let's go new It's magically delicious.

Speaker 3 (01:23:05):
All right.

Speaker 11 (01:23:05):
So if you remember last October, McDonald's got rid of
the plastic spoon that they've been using for mcflury's forever,
the one where it kind of went on the machine
and it was the blender. Well now they're changing the
cup and now they are also introducing, beginning September tenth,
a mini mcflurry. So we've always just had the one
size mcflurry. There's a mini mcflurry coming to McDonald's and

(01:23:28):
it begins, oh, September tenth.

Speaker 2 (01:23:31):
You want to taste yeah, I will too, but you know,
and but the cup is now different as well too.

Speaker 11 (01:23:37):
It's not the big plastic cupanymore with the plastic lid.
It's now going to have like foldable sides and that.
So they're trying to cut back on waste. But at
the same time, they are adding a small mcflurry. Starting
on October eight at Wendy's, you can get a pineapple
mango frosty. Because you know, they always they replace the
flavors as they go, so right now you can get

(01:23:58):
the pumpkin spice frosty. But beginning October eighth, it's called
a Pineapple Mango Frosty and it's coming to Wendy's in October.

Speaker 5 (01:24:05):
Som not the only one that believes that mango is underrated.

Speaker 8 (01:24:09):
I love mango, all the fruits.

Speaker 5 (01:24:12):
I know. It's the only way I'll have coconut. I'll
sprinkle coconut on my mango.

Speaker 13 (01:24:19):
I like that.

Speaker 8 (01:24:19):
Ta heen on mango. Oh my gosh, it's so good,
so good.

Speaker 11 (01:24:24):
See see what happens on Food News Thursday. We just
go off, I know. Anyway, I want to think Scotty
b He sent me this. The uh Reese's company put
this post up yesterday, and it says it's r E
E S I Z wrong. Not r E E s

(01:24:44):
E S. Not Reces you.

Speaker 5 (01:24:47):
To say they're wrong. And that's the company that's there.

Speaker 12 (01:24:51):
I pronounce my name incorrectly.

Speaker 5 (01:24:52):
That's just marketing. I I'm sorry, that's just me, you know.

Speaker 9 (01:24:56):
And somebody's having a big laugh there at the Reces company.

Speaker 11 (01:24:59):
Think as Elvis always says, it does not rhyme with
what Elvis feces feces, it does not rhyme with theces Reese's.
I have really lately, within the last I don't know,
within the last couple of weeks, maybe a month, I've
become addicted to uncrustables anybody.

Speaker 5 (01:25:17):
Else where have you been?

Speaker 15 (01:25:20):
Hello?

Speaker 11 (01:25:21):
Okay, so I like these. Sorry, I like the great points.
I don't mean to uncrustables shame you.

Speaker 5 (01:25:27):
No, it's okay, it's okay.

Speaker 8 (01:25:28):
Have you had one? There's one one nutelen No?

Speaker 5 (01:25:31):
Oh yes, oh, I gotta go find that one.

Speaker 11 (01:25:34):
Have you ever wondered what happens to the crusts of
the bread so that they take it make a sandwich.
It goes through a machine and stamps it, and then
the cruster live have you ever wondered what happens?

Speaker 5 (01:25:45):
No, but what happens I'll tell you. The JM.

Speaker 11 (01:25:49):
Smucker's company sends the crust to companies that transform them
into animal feed. So there is no race with any crustable.

Speaker 2 (01:25:57):
By the way, you want to save money, you can
buy the same thing that makes it an uncrustable on
Amazon and you make your own crusts at.

Speaker 5 (01:26:05):
You want to say, yeah, we want to save some
more money, Yeah, more money. Just buy bread and make
your own sandwich. You don't have to buy that thing
that takes the crust off. We call that a knife.

Speaker 2 (01:26:16):
This thing actually makes it look like the uncrustable with
the little edges and everything, the edges.

Speaker 12 (01:26:22):
Why is no one questioning that on crustables become animal feed.
Why why you're eating things that animals like the animal feed?

Speaker 11 (01:26:31):
No, no, no, After they're done with the crust, they
make the sandwich. They they don't throw the red away,
they send it. They give it to an animals. I know,
what's the problem.

Speaker 12 (01:26:39):
I think that's a little strange too.

Speaker 10 (01:26:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:26:44):
Bread, I mean we were in Central Park feeding bread
to the geese the other day.

Speaker 8 (01:26:51):
What's the this is fair?

Speaker 5 (01:26:53):
Okay? Are you ready for the toptown. Calm down there, Mary, Okay.

Speaker 11 (01:26:59):
These are the five most missed fast food items revealed.
These are done by internet searches of people looking for
fast food items that are no longer available. So number
five the McDonald's fruit and yogurt parfaey no longer available
at McDonald's.

Speaker 5 (01:27:14):
I remember that, okay. Number four was the taco bell.
Was it inchurito like an enchilada.

Speaker 11 (01:27:25):
That's an incurito taco bell at number four. Number three
was Domino's Brooklyn style pizza that has been discontinued. Lots
of internet searches for that scarlett in a face.

Speaker 5 (01:27:36):
It was like nothing you would ever buy in.

Speaker 11 (01:27:41):
Number two is the Chipotle carne asada that was discontinued
at Chipotle and the number one item that has the
most internet searches of when is it coming back? They
do bring it back from time to time, but it
will never be a full time item.

Speaker 5 (01:27:55):
What is it?

Speaker 9 (01:27:56):
Elvis durram m.

Speaker 5 (01:27:58):
The mccrib Yes, daddy, I don't know how much rib
meat it. I don't know how much rib meat is
in there, but they they shape it into the shape efferens. Yes,
it's stamped that way aren't we all food news Thursday?
I love you. This is great. You're talking about carnea,

(01:28:25):
which is no longer at Chipotle. A lot of friends
of mine, especially out of New Mexico, they don't call
it going to a party. They go, oh, I went
to the best carne asada last night. Yes, from now on,
I want us to call all of our gatherings a
carne a whole event after meat. Well, yeah, yes, why not?

(01:28:46):
I mean, it's crazy what we used to call it.
You remember, we used to call it a tiki. We
could there's all these names you could give your party.
What's a kiki? That was like a gay party, which
it's gay. And if you don't remember the kiki we
had that song?

Speaker 2 (01:29:02):
Yeahom no, going to the well, he doesn't remember the kiki?

Speaker 5 (01:29:08):
Okay, how do you spell it? Okay, there was a
there was a bad song and it was let's go
to a kiki. You don't remember that we did? But
now I'm saying, let's go to a carne asada. Okay?
All right, God, you people are just no fun.

Speaker 8 (01:29:28):
We don't have the song. I guess thanks you only a.

Speaker 5 (01:29:31):
Song from Elton John and don't go break in my
let's play that. That's that's a wonderful karaoke song for
two people. I couldn't if I tried anyway. Hey, so
we were talking about that song earlier. That's on the
Troy Savon Gap commercial. Do we have that in? I

(01:29:52):
think Garrett was gonna put it in my Thundercat. Okay, look,
it's gonna sound destoried. I think Thundercat recorded this distorted.
And so if you watch the troye Avon Gap Jeans
commercial Loose Jean's commercial, he dances really well to this
song with the entire company. I love this. Want to

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Speaker 1 (01:31:09):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning show.

Speaker 5 (01:31:12):
What a Day? What a Day? Did it finally cool
down in Jacksonville? Trug? Not yet?

Speaker 10 (01:31:18):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:31:20):
I mean, how miserable? Hot is it going to be today?

Speaker 11 (01:31:23):
Well, it's still going to be it's almost ninety, but
it's also supposed to rain a lot today. There's some
weird frontal systems sitting off the coast of like New
Orleans and Texas, and it's just stalled out and it's
sort of rain all week and into next week.

Speaker 10 (01:31:36):
Mmm.

Speaker 2 (01:31:37):
I think, isn't it supposed to get hot up here
again next week? That's what that's they said.

Speaker 8 (01:31:40):
This morning.

Speaker 5 (01:31:41):
Well, here's all I know. I know that this weekend's
expecting some rain in the New York in the Philadelphia area,
and then next week supposed to be nice again.

Speaker 2 (01:31:48):
But hot, Okay, I think Sunday is supposed to beautiful
by the way here seven.

Speaker 5 (01:31:52):
Bring on the heats me damn it, I'll say it again.
We're not done with summer now, We're not well. Danielle's right,
You're not gonna Summer's not ending anytime MIDI, daniel.

Speaker 2 (01:32:03):
I feel like I'm dressing for like both seasons. Like
I'm wearing my shorts and then a sweatshirt on top.
I'm like, you know, I can't decide what I'm doing yet,
so I'm just giving in my ale with both layers.

Speaker 5 (01:32:13):
Viva summer, Viva summer, please, vivaa summer. I'm in. Let's
see what else is on my list of things to
do today. I have to do a video after the
show for our Audio Con twenty twenty four. What is that?
It's an event? We do it. iHeart here to headquarters.
We're very excited to talk about research exploring differences between

(01:32:34):
marketers and consumers that they're trying to reach. Excellent. I
think we're great at doing that.

Speaker 15 (01:32:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:32:41):
Am I the only one in the room that thinks
that we're great at doing that?

Speaker 1 (01:32:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (01:32:43):
No, I think we are pretty good at doing it.

Speaker 5 (01:32:45):
Yeah pretty good? Yeah exactly, Yeah, they say, here, Okay,
maybe people listening can help me out. While most marketers
know what an apparol sprits is, only half of consumers do. Okay,
I agree with that U. Thirty three percent of consumer
consumers have no idea what a charcootery board is. Again,

(01:33:08):
marketers do. So there's a separation between the people who
are in charge of bringing the message to you. They
think you know about things that you may not know about,
and they're marketing things to you and you have no
idea what they are. This is what they're saying, Yes, Nate,
what what is apol sprits? Just for people that don't know,

(01:33:29):
it's it's a cocktail. Maybe with aparol it's you know,
you can drink it on the beaches of Italy. I
think it's well and so aperol is a is a bitter.
Here's the thing. Marketers know that because they have a
buttload of money and they can travel to Italy and
order aperol sprints is while sitting on yachts. Majority of

(01:33:50):
the people don't do that, you know. But a lot
of a lot of restaurants now when you go to
brunches and things like that, Aperol sprints is are the
number one cocktail. But a lot of people don't go
to brunch. That's why Danielle loves her avocado toast. There's
a lot of people out there who have no idea
what avocado toast is, oh my gosh, but Danielle single
headedly has brought it to the marketplace.

Speaker 8 (01:34:11):
Good job, Danielle, It's so wonderful.

Speaker 5 (01:34:13):
Avocado toast industry owes you a big things.

Speaker 2 (01:34:16):
Yes, I feel like if you have social media, you
would know what a charcuterie board was because.

Speaker 5 (01:34:21):
You call it a sharcuccini.

Speaker 8 (01:34:22):
Last the last I still do.

Speaker 2 (01:34:24):
Last year, it was everywhere, like every kind of shark couterie,
but like they would make their table a charcuterie board
the board underneath.

Speaker 5 (01:34:33):
But you're forgetting something about marketing. You only know that
if you follow sites and accounts that are into charcuterie boards.

Speaker 12 (01:34:42):
Because they really funnel that stuff toward you. Like, I
bet my boyfriend has no idea about I know he
knows what a charcuterie board is, but I don't think
it pops up on his feet up probably, Okay, that's.

Speaker 15 (01:34:54):
What we call.

Speaker 5 (01:34:55):
So what's what is on your so? What is on
your boyfriend's feed? The what does he what does he
know about cars.

Speaker 12 (01:35:02):
It would be cars, sneakers, sports specifically Ohio State football,
and anything that has to do with Chicago weed. I
think that's all what Auto populates onto his a lot
of music, that's what he's interested in. But I don't
think he follows any type of like design or cooking
or brunch or anything like that.

Speaker 5 (01:35:19):
Page Does he know what an eperol sprits is?

Speaker 12 (01:35:21):
I would say, no, I want I'm gonna tetch him
right now.

Speaker 5 (01:35:23):
Okay, here's what I think our show is all about.
We sort of bridge that gap. I do believe. I
do believe we talk about all sorts of things on
our show. I mean we can go thirty minutes and
talk about one hundred different things having to do with
music and things we drink in, places we visit in wildlife,
and you know, we sort of check off all those
boxes because we're sort of a rapid fire show, you know, absolutely,

(01:35:49):
and sometimes we dwell for a long time. But stuff
like we're doing right now, No, but I think that's stuff.

Speaker 12 (01:35:55):
It's important to also know your audience and who you're
talking to, because if you're you know, if we were
to all of a sudden just like jump into the
sports arena. I don't know how many of our listeners
are hardcore sports fans. I think definitely in New York
We've got like people like Danielle who are hardcore sports fans.
But I think the majority don't come to us.

Speaker 5 (01:36:13):
For that exactly. For instance, let's say, uh soccer, for instance, Okay,
let's use World Cup. It's coming to the New York
area partially you know here in other places, right. But
if someone who, let's say the World Cup organization, wants
to buy time on our show to talk about the
World Cup, I would say to them, well, look, you
know what, only maybe ten percent of our audience is

(01:36:36):
excited about about World Cup. Why don't you spend the
money to get more people excited and bring them in
make them more excited about it. Danielle, you see in
your house one hundred percent people of the people in
your house are in a World Cup. But in the
reality here in the United States, soccer football as you
call it, it is not that it's not as huge
as you think it is.

Speaker 8 (01:36:55):
It's well, that's it.

Speaker 5 (01:36:58):
But you do a great job. You do a great
job coming in here every week and talking about World Cup.
When when World Cup is going on, you talk about
soccer games, you talk about the teams. It's people like
you that make it more of a commonplace thought with
people who are not familiar.

Speaker 2 (01:37:12):
So World Cup needs to come in and pay me
to go up there and be the ambassador.

Speaker 8 (01:37:17):
Oh my god, we're ma. Wouldn't that be cool?

Speaker 12 (01:37:19):
But yeah, I think I mean, honest, I think I
suffer from this same thing, Like there are things that
I think, Okay, everybody knows this song because when I
was growing up, everybody that I was around heard the song.
The station's played this song, and then you guys will
be like, no, we've never heard that because it was
a completely different thing here than where I was, right,
And I don't recognize and understand that because it was

(01:37:39):
everywhere where I was, you know, and vice versa.

Speaker 5 (01:37:42):
You have it.

Speaker 2 (01:37:43):
And I think they also make the mistake of thinking
that if you're a certain person, or like say you're
a mom, or say you're a single person, you're into
specific things. Not every single person, not every mom, not
every dad is into the same things or does the
same things with their kids.

Speaker 8 (01:37:57):
And they're like, oh, yeah, you should definitely advertise this.

Speaker 15 (01:38:00):
You're a mom.

Speaker 8 (01:38:01):
I'm like, well, that's doesn't mean anything. I mean, like
you know what I mean, Like, just because I got
kids doesn't mean.

Speaker 2 (01:38:08):
I can't control my pain, Like I don't need you
to come in and ask me to do it depends
and I'll yeah, but you had kids, that doesn't mean
everybody who has day Well, don't.

Speaker 5 (01:38:17):
You remember they're they're asking Scary to do commercials for
a regtile dysfunction.

Speaker 9 (01:38:21):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (01:38:22):
No, well it's like, well, don't you have a dysfunctional penis? No,
he has a lot of friends. Did you do the
ad for a rectile dysfunction?

Speaker 10 (01:38:33):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:38:33):
They gave me sample copy. I said, I want to
see what this is all about, and they said read this,
and I'm like, I'm not going to say it because
it was it was speaking about like I had this problem.

Speaker 5 (01:38:42):
I said, no, I don't. I said, I know about it.
But you can still be a communicator and talk to
other men about Hey, yes, it's a man's voice talking
about a rectildfunction doesn't mean dysfunction, doesn't mean you have it.

Speaker 8 (01:38:54):
I was willing to do that.

Speaker 15 (01:38:55):
I was willing to, but.

Speaker 2 (01:38:56):
I think a lot of times perception is reality, and
if Sary is talking about it, half the people half
listening will think, wow, scary, he's got a probably yeah, everyone.

Speaker 5 (01:39:06):
Simply scary could look a rectile dunfunction, a dysfunction. A
rectile dysfunction is a real thing. Let's take my friend
Nate for example.

Speaker 12 (01:39:16):
That though remember the vaginal rejuvenation thing they wanted to
yell and I to talk about. Both of us are like,
I think I'm good. Scary is like, oh do we
all talk about my girlfriend? We're like, what, just that's
what you want?

Speaker 5 (01:39:30):
Oh my god? What Nate?

Speaker 9 (01:39:31):
What do you remember when he did the spec spot
for the boner medication. He's like, yeah, I was sitting
around with my friends. We were talking about our erections.

Speaker 6 (01:39:39):
Like no, guy, that was the first draft.

Speaker 5 (01:39:45):
Yeah, send that back to the drawing board. They're scary
with gay guys. We don't even talk about erections. I mean,
I don't know what are you doing.

Speaker 6 (01:39:52):
So we're hanging out in the bar, sitting around having
some beers, Like, hey, okay, the whole point of this
conversation is this.

Speaker 5 (01:39:59):
We're I mean, you know, we're marketers. You know what
we have. We have partners that want to come to
us to get the word out. Yes, all right, let's
say in a rectile dysfunction. Company does approach us again,
I would have a million ideas for them. And it
doesn't mean I can't get a boner. Doesn't mean it's
just a it's a conversation A lot of guys have

(01:40:19):
you know.

Speaker 12 (01:40:21):
It's an important conversation. Somebody should talk about it.

Speaker 5 (01:40:23):
Yeah, it is. And my name is Elvis Durant initials
ed on the obvious lunch from the perfect.

Speaker 6 (01:40:31):
You're providing an education for people, Okay, exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:40:35):
So this is the point marketers. We are marketers. What
we do for a living is we market things. That's
how that's how we keep the lights on, That's how
we get paid. That's how we can afford apparrel spritses
and avocado toasts.

Speaker 6 (01:40:48):
Can you put the disclaimer at the end of the
commercial saying that you don't have But this isn't.

Speaker 12 (01:40:51):
Why this is a paid actor.

Speaker 2 (01:40:53):
I always think about that when I see like a
billboard with like someone that says that they have like
an STD. Oh yeah, well there must be an actor
because because they're getting paid to do the billboards. And
then I go, but now do all their friends and
family think that they have an STD because their face
is on the billboard saying like, I don't know, how
does it work?

Speaker 8 (01:41:12):
Because, like I said, reality.

Speaker 5 (01:41:15):
Well look at it this way though, I mean STDs
are not that uncommon, they're they're so if.

Speaker 2 (01:41:21):
You don't have one, do you want people to think
you do this? I'm just what I'm just saying.

Speaker 5 (01:41:24):
You know, they're scary. If scary can't get hard whatever,
not my problem. I don't care. Doesn't doesn't make me
like him anymore or less.

Speaker 12 (01:41:31):
You know, someone needs to be the face of super Gonerrhea.

Speaker 8 (01:41:33):
I guess so scary.

Speaker 5 (01:41:35):
You have all these friends you have, uh, Brian Darren,
people like that. You should in these commercials. Do a
commercial using your friend flaccid frame.

Speaker 2 (01:41:47):
Don't forget herpees, Harry herpies.

Speaker 5 (01:41:51):
Harry has the.

Speaker 15 (01:41:55):
Exactly what I was saying.

Speaker 8 (01:41:57):
That was Gonorha. Gary.

Speaker 5 (01:41:58):
The other day he told me our favorite drag queen
Chlamydia burns Phil anyway, so make it relatable scary, Okay,
that's all you have to do. This is the dumbest conversation.
I think I'm about to lose my computers.

Speaker 12 (01:42:21):
Is there an STD song that we could just spin
real quick?

Speaker 5 (01:42:26):
How about antal leakage?

Speaker 8 (01:42:27):
Erran Oh my gosh, I think there's a pill for that.
He's going to do the commercial for it next week.

Speaker 5 (01:42:37):
Scary, Will he'll do a commercial for anyone necessarily.

Speaker 2 (01:42:40):
No, Yes, it is because the sales department does know.
If they come to a lot of us, they'll go,
all right, I'll just go to Scary and they will
say that in the conversation.

Speaker 5 (01:42:52):
True, Scary will go down to the sales floor, and
you always know where he is because you can see
his legs coming out from beneath the desk. Try to
drum up some business down there.

Speaker 8 (01:43:05):
We love his away, I love you, experience.

Speaker 5 (01:43:15):
We love you. Let's get into the three things we
need to know. So much stuff going on, and Gandhi,
you're in charge. What's going on right now?

Speaker 12 (01:43:21):
All right? A teenager is in custody for the murders
of two students and two teachers at a Georgia high school.
The fourteen year old boy will be tried as an
adult for allegedly opening fire and killing four victims at
Appalachi High School east of Atlanta on Wednesday. The FBI
has confirmed reports that investigators were called to the home
of the suspected shooter last year after he posted an
online threat with an image of guns. The agency says

(01:43:44):
there was no probable cause at that time for arrest.
The US Justice Department is accusing Russia of trying to
influence the twenty twenty four US presidential election. On Wednesday,
Attorney General Merrick Garland detailed the Russian campaign to interfere
with the election. He said two Russian employees of the
Russian state media outlet RTE has been charged with money

(01:44:04):
laundering and violating the Foreign Acts for Sorry, Foreign Agents
Registration Act. And finally, get your Mega Millions tickets because
it's going to be the seventh largest jackpot in the
history of the game. It's now up to seven hundred
and forty million dollars. If you get a ticket, the
drawing is tomorrow. Good luck everybody, And those are your
three things El el mis.

Speaker 5 (01:44:27):
Duran In the Morning Show, well there you go. Our
favorite day is the week is Thursday, but tomorrow our
second favorite day Friday.

Speaker 8 (01:44:33):
Tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (01:44:36):
What are we watching, Danielle, You've got.

Speaker 2 (01:44:37):
Football tonight, the Ravens, the Chiefs. We are kicking off
the football season. Also, The Perfect Couple on Netflix is
a new one you may want to check out.

Speaker 5 (01:44:44):
Till Tomorrow's stay peace side everybody, yea side everybody