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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, go Elvis, Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Well, I hope everyone had a great weekend, feeling good.
How you doing their Gandhi feeling great?

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Nice weekend.

Speaker 4 (00:10):
Yeah, I had a great weekend.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
If you had to score it one to ten, ten
being the best, your weekend was.

Speaker 4 (00:15):
A ooh, I will give it a seven.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
What happened?

Speaker 5 (00:19):
Why only a seven?

Speaker 4 (00:20):
Well, I don't know. I feel like a ten is
going out of town, being on vacation, seeing people you
haven't seen in a long time. This was just like
a really good weekend. It was good weekend.

Speaker 5 (00:28):
Okay, Danielle, how was your weekend? One to ten?

Speaker 6 (00:31):
I'm gonna give it a six.

Speaker 5 (00:33):
Ooh see why that means you had a worst weekend
than Gandhi?

Speaker 6 (00:37):
Yeah, Well, I mean I had a great weekend with
my family. We did a great thing. We had the
walk for down syndrome, which was amazing. But then I
sent my son back to college in England.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
So you know, it's got a balance itself.

Speaker 5 (00:50):
Oud you know what they say, And I used to
give this to Gandhi and she's said, that's hogwash. Whenever
you're doing something that you don't like doing, you need
to say out loud, like, for instance, sending your son
back to college. How lucky am I to be able
to send my son back to college?

Speaker 6 (01:07):
That is true, And I did say that to myself,
and I actually said, that's a froggy this morning when
we were.

Speaker 5 (01:12):
Talking about did you say while you're gritting your teeth
and like like like hitting something like hitting the wall
with your fist.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Whatever. There you go. Well, anyway, my week it was
I gave. I give him my weekend an eight. It
was good.

Speaker 6 (01:27):
That's good. That's good.

Speaker 5 (01:29):
And back to your your score keeping, Gandhi. Yes, so
you say, well it was a seven or eight. You
give yourself an eight or seven.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
Seven between their shows?

Speaker 5 (01:38):
Okay, but you said, had I gone out of town
on vacation, it could have been a ten. So given
the circumstances, you had score it one to ten.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
Given what I had, it was a ten. It was great.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
There you go.

Speaker 5 (01:50):
Okay, maybe it'd be even higher if you just book
a vacation.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
That's your fault.

Speaker 5 (01:56):
Oh wow, I don't know, Nate. How was your weekend?

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Good? Okay? It was a seven until last night when
the Detroit Lions won in overtime, and.

Speaker 5 (02:06):
Then oh my god, how did Tom Brady do calling
the Cowboys game last night?

Speaker 7 (02:17):
Do we know it was okay? It wasn't great, it
was it was okay. He's got some room for improvement.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Oh wow, and you love him? What does that mean?

Speaker 7 (02:26):
You know what it is is it's very different to
be able to try and tell the game at that speed.
He has so much knowledge, and I think he was
trying to fit in too much at times, and his
cadence was a little bit off. I just I think
he'll get better as time goes. You know, you can't
expect him to be as good as some of the
best of all time right off the bat. It's his
first time doing it.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
He'll be fine, all right, there you go.

Speaker 5 (02:46):
Now, do they pay him the same when he's doing
okay versus when he gets warmed up and doing better.

Speaker 7 (02:52):
He's still going to get his three hundred and seventy
five million dollars.

Speaker 6 (02:56):
Oh my guys, I'm going to vomit right down.

Speaker 5 (03:00):
If Tom Brady were here, he would say his weekend
was a ten probably because I think he made about
ten million in one game. Right there you go.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
My fantasy team, by the way, I know you all care,
is killing it.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Crush. I'm gonna bring it up.

Speaker 5 (03:14):
I was gonna start asking a few minutes, like how
your fantasy teams are going? And the reason I'm bringing
that up now that you brought it up. All weekend
I was meeting with friends and they were saying, oh, yeah,
my fantasy team. You want to hear the name, and
some of the names were so disgustingly Lude they couldn't
say them out loud.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
They to make me.

Speaker 5 (03:31):
Read their phone.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
I'm really interested.

Speaker 5 (03:35):
People haveing way too much fund naming their LUDE fantasy teams.
All right, well, that'd say we got to roll into
the Horse Coast producer Sam, what'd you have for dinner
last night?

Speaker 2 (03:42):
And think good?

Speaker 8 (03:43):
Oh yeah, last night was a barbecue knight, so I
had some barbecue salmon and then all the fixens.

Speaker 5 (03:49):
All right, there you go, And would you give it
a one to ten, ten being the best for the salmon.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
I'm going to give it a nine point five.

Speaker 6 (03:57):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (03:57):
All right, I'm gonna do this all morning. By the way,
I'm gonna ask you to raid it right. Let's get
into the horse cups. Who you're doing it.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
With, Scary Scary Joe. Let's go scary.

Speaker 9 (04:04):
Hey, if it's your birthday today, happy birthday to you
and you share it with some celebrities like Adam Sandler
and Michael Boublay. Capricorn, You've got all the right ideas
now you just need to take action.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Your day's a ten Aquarius.

Speaker 8 (04:16):
Small obstacles might appear today, and try not to let
them shake you off your game.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Your day's a six Pisces.

Speaker 9 (04:21):
Take the day to focus on personal development. You've been
worried about others too much. Your days an eight Aries.

Speaker 8 (04:26):
You've not been prioritizing your own health. If you're not careful,
it'll catch up. Your day's a six Taurus. It's time
to cut your losses and start from scratch. Keep down
this path and you will not like the outcome. Your
day's a seven Oooh Gemini. Stress comes and goes, but
if you anticipate it too much, you're only going to
put yourself through it twice.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Your day's nine Cancer.

Speaker 9 (04:45):
You've not been seeing someone in the right light and
need a little more objective perspective. Your days an eight.

Speaker 8 (04:50):
Hey, Leo, you are known as a firecracker. Don't shy
away from it. Baskin the attention your day's a seven.

Speaker 5 (04:55):
Known as a firecracker or just a cracker. You'll crack Virgo,
you're naturally anxious. Make sure you're planning what you can
to minimize that. Your day's a nine Libra.

Speaker 8 (05:07):
Exceptional opportunities await. Your initiative is the only thing that
can open that door. Your day's nine.

Speaker 9 (05:12):
Scorpio reflection brings insight. Take time to consider your next
steps carefully.

Speaker 8 (05:18):
Your days of five, and finally, Sagittarius, your enthusiasm is
not only appreciated by others, but it's necessary.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Your days an eight, and those are your Monday morning horoscopes.

Speaker 5 (05:27):
All right, Danielle, you're up. We're running a little late.
By the way, you were wondering all the horse cups.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
I'm so late.

Speaker 5 (05:31):
Well, we had a we had an issue earlier, but
we think the issue could be okay, maybe nine.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
I don't know, but we're here now and I give
that a ten.

Speaker 6 (05:40):
Hey, I just I keep thinking about people who go
by what we do as like where they are in
their morning routine. And because we're so late with the horoscopes,
people are like, oh my god, what's going on? What's
going on? Like my world is falling apart.

Speaker 5 (05:52):
You know, if we're late with the horscopes and they're
used to hearing these horsecopes when they you know, like
pull the car out of the garage and go to work,
that means they think they're early.

Speaker 6 (06:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
Does that make sense? Yes, that makes sense, Yes.

Speaker 6 (06:03):
I think so.

Speaker 5 (06:03):
Yeah, yeah, we're not early. Really well all right, let's
go Danielle, what's going on?

Speaker 2 (06:07):
All right?

Speaker 6 (06:07):
Well, our boy, Jimmy Fallon is gonna be getting a
four day work week.

Speaker 9 (06:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (06:13):
I don't know how I feel about this.

Speaker 6 (06:14):
I was thinking our show is next but maybe not. Okay,
so starting felt like it actually felt like it today.
But starting with the new fall season, there will be
new episodes Monday through Thursday and then a repeat on Friday.
Now Tonight was actually the only late night show doing
five nights a week. Kimmel, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert,
Seth Meyers Daily Show, they all were doing four. And

(06:35):
Kimmel's been taking summers off for the past couple of years.
So yeah, and yep, and you know, Fallon is signed
through twenty twenty eight. Beatle Juice made one hundred million
dollars to the box office. Anybody see it?

Speaker 3 (06:47):
This weekend.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
No, but a lot of people did.

Speaker 6 (06:50):
Yeah. So it is the second best September opening of
all time and obviously enough to make it number one
at the box office. So pretty cool. Kendrick Lamar will
be doing the Super Bowl fifty nine halftime show in February.
If you guys remember back in twenty twenty two, he
was part of the hip hop themed halftime show. Now
we all know he and Drake have a little something
going on. I say that's where they squash it and

(07:12):
Drake walks out on stage and all is great with
the world.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Wouldn't that be happen?

Speaker 6 (07:17):
That would be awesome?

Speaker 2 (07:18):
So will he come on?

Speaker 3 (07:21):
A girl can dream?

Speaker 6 (07:22):
Super Bowl fifty nine is happening February ninth and New Orleans.
Uh Selena Gomez is worth one point three billion dollars.
She is officially a billionaire. Most of that money comes
from her Rare beauty cosmetics line, and she's only thirty
two years old, so she's one of the youngest female
billionaires in the country. Does this sound like a romance

(07:44):
that you are familiar with? If the movie is called
Christmas in the Spotlight and it's the title of Lifetimes
made for TV, film. The plot revolves around a popular
musician who, despite always singing about love and relationships, hasn't
found mister right yet. Lord, who does that sound like?

Speaker 4 (08:02):
It could be? It could be a couple of people.

Speaker 6 (08:04):
It could be, but no, I think they're basing it.
They're basing it Antamica.

Speaker 5 (08:09):
Yet, does she start dating a football player?

Speaker 6 (08:12):
Maybe at some point during the movie, it could happen.
I think, so, oh no, that's let me tell you Elvis,
a pro football player meets her backstage and then she
has a crush, So there is she'll love the rest
of the movie. So that will be happening. And you know,
Homework and Lifetime movies are coming at us very soon,
So Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck they are gonna have

(08:34):
a lot to talk about. First of all, they didn't
sign a prenup. You guys know that. But now they're
fighting about who's to blame for that thirty eight thousand
square foot mega mansion that neither of them wants. Apparently
it is a money pit. It's got twelve bedrooms, twenty
four bathrooms, a guest house. You know, so on I
can keep going. And Ben Affleck doesn't love it. Apparently,

(08:55):
though she didn't really want it, and he wanted it originally.
It's just so crazy. And and another reason is they're
saying the estimated California property tax exceeds four hundred thousand
a year. Yeah, it's that calculates to one thousand dollars
a day or more than that day. That is insane.
So yeah, so they're really trying to get rid of

(09:15):
that thing. So we'll see what are we watching. You
got the Jets, you got the forty nine ers for
some Monday night football. Tonight's the Night Wheel of Fortune
with Ryan Seacrest and Vana White and they want to
you that out.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
Ooh that's tonight.

Speaker 6 (09:26):
Yeah, tonight's the ninth, right, the ninth, yep, ninth American
American Ninja Warrior, your season finale there, your season finale
of the One Percent Club, and the season finale of
the Wall. And that is my Danielle Report.

Speaker 5 (09:37):
All right, are we all still here?

Speaker 2 (09:38):
We're good? Yeah, yeah, all right.

Speaker 10 (09:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (09:41):
We did have an incident signing on and of course Gandhi.
Gandhi got the wholting on video and you can you
can see what really happened. Oh boy, if you go
to a baby hot sauce on Instagram.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
I got nervous when you didn't say what happened. I
was like, oh no, we're not supposed to talk about
it because I posted about it.

Speaker 5 (09:56):
No, No, this this play craps a bed every day. No,
you know, we're heavy, some technical issues. We walked in
and nothing worked.

Speaker 4 (10:04):
Nothing. There are people under the under my desk, under
Danielle where she SAIDs everything was just fried. Scary was
standing there with his hands on his hips panicking.

Speaker 5 (10:12):
You know that kind Yeah, yeah, see people are texting
and people are getting it. Someone just send a text
in are you live today? The first forty minutes was
all prerecorded old stuff and a lot of music. Now
the timing's completely off. Just wondering we're back. Yeah, we're back.
People we don't know, we don't know for how long,
but we're back.

Speaker 6 (10:26):
And for people with OCD, you are killing them today.

Speaker 5 (10:29):
Yes, Elvis, Duran, dear God, what's this woman doing?

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Speaker 1 (10:58):
Mis Duran in the morning.

Speaker 5 (11:00):
All right, so a friend of mine gave me this
gift over the weekend, and I think this is the
boogie us thing ever.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
He said, you're gonna love this.

Speaker 5 (11:05):
You're gonna get hydrated, you're gonna have more hydrogen in
your in your system. And the Kardashians use it.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
I'ment.

Speaker 5 (11:11):
Oh it's called and I said, I bet Scary is
going to be next in line to get. It's called
the Miracle Molecule water bottle.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Have you seen these?

Speaker 6 (11:20):
No?

Speaker 2 (11:21):
You fill with water?

Speaker 5 (11:23):
Yeah, I said, this is the most boogy thing in
the world. I can't wait to see how fast Scary's
gonna get with. It's called the Miracle Molecule water bottle.
And I think they're expensive, Like it's almost two hundred dollars.

Speaker 6 (11:33):
It's two hundred and fifty bucks.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Okay, well not for me. If it's free, it's for me.

Speaker 5 (11:38):
It was a gift and uh, anyway, I don't So
you put the water in there and you push the
button and it bubbles for like ten minutes and then
you drink it. I don't know why I'm drinking it,
but I feel like I have more clarity and I
feel like I'm one with the universe now that I
started drinking this one, What is it doing to me?
And why am I drinking? Why am I talking about it?

Speaker 4 (11:59):
So I have a question about this thing.

Speaker 5 (12:00):
Well, I was hoping you'd have answers, So I don't know.

Speaker 4 (12:03):
The only the first time I heard about it was
when you sent it to me, So I saw the
little ad for it in what you sent and said
it basically adds like hydrogen to your water, which makes
everything better. It makes you remember things, It makes you
have more pep in your step, more energy how I
don't know. But do you have to add something to
it or you just turn it on into bubbles?

Speaker 5 (12:24):
No, you just turn it on in a bubble?

Speaker 6 (12:25):
What the hell?

Speaker 9 (12:26):
And at two hundred and fifty dollars, it's gotta doing
something good for your body.

Speaker 6 (12:29):
Wait a second, Wait a second. You don't have to
You don't have to get that make and model. There's
other ones that I found for cheaper. So there's one
hundred dollars version, there's a you can google, and there's
actually a sixty nine dollars version.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (12:42):
But hold on, hold on, DAN'I you but why don't
you just buy a water bottle with water?

Speaker 11 (12:49):
I don't know?

Speaker 2 (12:50):
Why?

Speaker 5 (12:50):
What is it about hydrogen?

Speaker 3 (12:51):
Hold on?

Speaker 7 (12:52):
If it's not Gandhi says, if you're not, if it
doesn't do anything or doesn't have any kind of thing
that you're putting into it to why can't you just
get a straw and just blowing do a bottle.

Speaker 10 (13:00):
For a while.

Speaker 5 (13:02):
In the water can Yeah, because that doesn't cost enough money.

Speaker 6 (13:07):
It doesn't do that, dost Hang on, how does it
add hydrogen?

Speaker 2 (13:13):
Does it turn into H three to oh?

Speaker 11 (13:15):
Like?

Speaker 2 (13:15):
I don't know? All we know in the ad.

Speaker 5 (13:19):
I saw it to add on Instagram and it says, Wow,
you're now hydrogen hydrogenating your whatever, your water, and you
are going to perform better, You're going to sleep better,
you're going to have better skin, and you're going to
be more. Of course it's not for me because I
didn't pay for it. At least I'm getting water out
of it, right, But yeah, but hydrogen, I mean when

(13:41):
I think of a hydrogen, I think of nuclear holocaust.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
So why but this is basically hydrogen hydrogenating your water
just fixes everything. In your life. It improves your brain health,
reduces disorder, promotes healthy skin, enhances.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
It reduces body fat too, yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:59):
Lose weight.

Speaker 6 (14:01):
It says you have to drink at least three bottles
a day.

Speaker 5 (14:05):
Okay, well I've had one already.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
Wait a second.

Speaker 7 (14:08):
Scary's been oxygenating his food for this since he's been alive,
and he's not any healthier than the.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
Rest of us.

Speaker 4 (14:13):
Has he been hydrogenating it?

Speaker 9 (14:15):
Oh my god, I'm reading up on it, Gandhi and
Gandhi's right. Look low nomination, increasing energy Elvis.

Speaker 4 (14:20):
Oh no, no, I'm not endorsing this. I have no
idea what to think.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
This is awesome, I think I don't know. The thing is,
is it?

Speaker 5 (14:31):
It really goes to show you how we are so
so fast, especially Scary, to like just grab onto something
because the AD told us to.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
You know, Oh, I'm gonna tell us, going.

Speaker 9 (14:41):
To induce protection of the gut barrier, integrity and your
So that means that your gut health is going to improve.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
How how that's you? See?

Speaker 5 (14:49):
That's the thing you are. You're such like everyone else.
You read what they tell you and what the claims are,
but you don't look at the proof and what it does?

Speaker 9 (14:56):
Google what does hydrogen water do to the gut? And
it says it it induces the protection of the gut
barrier integrity.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
Hell, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (15:05):
Do you think there's anything to this?

Speaker 12 (15:06):
That?

Speaker 4 (15:07):
It's just three bottles of this a day? And if
any water will help with all of those things, you
just need to drink more waters.

Speaker 6 (15:17):
The reviews are amazing. I mean, I don't know do
we believed the reviews, but this is getting five stars.
It's changed my life, It's changed how I feel.

Speaker 7 (15:25):
If it makes you drink more water, then it's a
good thing. Okay, I see, I see that point at
the very least I'm getting. Let's get into the whatever
we're doing here?

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Is it? Danielle?

Speaker 5 (15:34):
No, No, we did, Danielle.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
What are we doing here? This is? This is you
know what?

Speaker 5 (15:39):
Because we went on late, I feel like it's a
different time. I feel like it's earlier. What I'm so
thrown off? Maybe I need more hydrogen my water. So
I'm thrown off?

Speaker 4 (15:49):
Yes, Gandhi, So I will say, I don't know anything
about hydrogen water, but Andrew is such a proponent of electrolytes,
and I didn't believe him, and I started adding them
to my water, and then the water I drink that
electrolyte heavy does make me feel better and make me
get more awake.

Speaker 5 (16:03):
Okay, okay, electrolytes proven. We know that that that's with
added out, that's scientifically proven. I mean this, you know,
it's a two hundred and fifty dollars bubble machine, is
what it is. And I don't know if it's but
according he's scary, scary. He's ready to go invest in
the company. He's so excited, but he doesn't know why.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (16:24):
I mean, some people are saying it helps with headaches,
and I'm like, like, there's a couple of reviews saying
that I get terrible migraines and it's totally helped me
for me, you know, for a headaches. Effer, that's worth
two hundred and fifty dollars right there.

Speaker 5 (16:37):
All right, let's move on. I'm gonna keep drinking this,
and I'm I'm also taking all sorts of mushrooms and
things these days, and Elvis, I know, you know why
I'm doing it because I saw it in an ad
on Instagram.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
Just this is the same as this water that's so good.
It's beneficial. It is so good for you because Instagram
told me it is.

Speaker 5 (16:55):
Okay, here we go, Oh lord, yeah, yeah, I'm doing
cordyce EPs anyway, scep meaning mushroom, right, I guess yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
All right, so I'm totally off.

Speaker 5 (17:06):
On the clock. I don't even know where we are
what we're doing fifty nine, so you can break Okay, No,
we have to go to our Apple expert Froggy, because
it's a huge day for those of us who have
iPhones and watches and things like that. They're saying that
this iPhone sixteen, according to the ads on Instagram, these

(17:27):
phones will hydro hydrogenate your water. No, apparently this is
gonna be the one you have to get. This is
the one. I mean, Daniel still on, I think iPhone seven.

Speaker 6 (17:37):
I think, well it's I'm actually up to twelve guys.
It's good.

Speaker 4 (17:41):
I'm impressed.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
Thank you oo years ago? All right, can we get
into that next?

Speaker 5 (17:45):
Can we can we go to Froggy next to find
out what is so great about the big Apple announcement?
All right, that is on the way three things from
Gandhi is at where we are? Yeah, ok, let's do
that all right, let's get into the three things we
need to know from Gandhi, all right, And just like Instagram,
she just makes it up.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
Let's just I know what she thinks we'd need to know.

Speaker 4 (18:01):
It was a wild weekend, to say the least. So
the manhunt continues today for the suspect in Saturday shooting
on I seventy five in eastern Kentucky. If you missed it,
five people were seriously injured when a gunman opened fire
along a stretch of the freeway in Laurel County. Investigators
say they recovered an AR fifteen rifle from the woods
near the interstate. They also confirmed that thirty two year

(18:21):
old Joseph Couch is the man that they're looking for. Oh, scary, terrifying,
they say, if you see him, consider him armed and dangerous,
and note that he served four years in the National Guard.
A number of areas schools have already made the decision
to call off classes today as the search continues. Speaking
of the mother of the teenager accused of killing four

(18:42):
people at a Georgia high school, says she called the
school before the shooting to word about what she believed
was an extreme emergency. The Washington Post says records show
that she did call the Appalachi High School about half
an hour before the shooting and was on the phone
for about ten minutes. She says she was the one
who notified ac count counselor at the school that they
needed to immediately check on her son. When they went

(19:03):
to check, he wasn't in the classroom. And we know
what happened after that.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (19:08):
Interesting how the story just continues to unfold very much so.

Speaker 4 (19:13):
And finally, the Biden administration is announcing a new rule
in an effort to bring mental health insurance benefits up
to the same level as those related to physical health.
President Biden said in a statement issue today that mental
health care is healthcare, but added that critical care and
treatments are out of reach for too many Americans. The
new rule adds to two thousand and eight Federal Mental
Health Parity and Addiction Equity Act. Around one hundred and

(19:36):
seventy five million Americans with private insurance could benefit from
the new rule, and this will include things like, I
know a lot of people have been there. If you
go to therapy, it only covers a certain amount of sessions,
and a lot of people say, hey, it's not enough.
I need some more than that. So this could introduce
some more benefits like that. And those are your three things,
and that is a great thing.

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Speaker 1 (20:08):
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Speaker 5 (20:15):
Yeah, Monday night football tonight. You've got the Jets and
you've got so Aeron is playing tonight, right yeah, first
night back yep.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
Well, I wonder how long.

Speaker 6 (20:27):
You'll be in Let's hope it's a lot longer than.

Speaker 5 (20:29):
Last time, okay or not. We got to get into
this iPhone announcement. Well it's the Apple announcement, but I
call it the iPhone announcement because that's what we're most
interested in. I think, what time does this happen today?
What is the announcement time?

Speaker 7 (20:45):
One o'clock this afternoon, And on the website right now
just says it's glow time.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
That's their headline.

Speaker 5 (20:51):
Okay, So Froggy is all things Apple. He is our
Apple expert. So what are we expecting with this big announcement,
especially about iPhone sixteen?

Speaker 2 (21:00):
All right?

Speaker 7 (21:00):
Four new iPhones will be an iPhone sixteen and iPhone
sixteen plus an iPhone sixteen Pro and an iPhone sixteen
Pro Max. Now, the Pro Max version is going to
be a little larger this year. It's going up to
six point nine inches of screen, so it's a smaller
bezel and more screen. And then we're getting new watches.
They're going to be affordable air pods that are going

(21:21):
to be cheaper than the last AirPods that we had.
And there will also be Apple Watch X and Apple
Watch SE, which will be a cheaper version of the
Apple Watch as well more affordable version.

Speaker 5 (21:30):
They have a lot coming out, What about my what
else is that? It is that all the announcement has today.

Speaker 7 (21:35):
That's what they're saying so far. They said there could
be some other things dumped in. However, the biggest things
will be new iPhone, different watches and affordable air pods.
And AI is coming to the phone.

Speaker 5 (21:46):
Okay, but we don't know what that means in what way?
Because I we can you can access AI right now,
as it is.

Speaker 9 (21:52):
Series going to get very smart. They say, this series
going to be smarter than ever.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
That's where we can have a conversation with your phone
now if you.

Speaker 4 (21:58):
Will, h oh, thank god.

Speaker 10 (22:00):
Right.

Speaker 5 (22:01):
Have you seen this new AI tamagotchi thing. I think
it's called Rabbit.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
Have you seen this thing?

Speaker 6 (22:06):
No?

Speaker 5 (22:07):
Another Instagram at apparently. I mean it's it's a little
like a little box. That's but rather you can whatever
it does with AI you could probably do on your
phone anyway. But they're saying that this little rabbit is
like your AI friend. It's it's I guess you would say.
And I may be a way off. If someone wants
to correct me, feel free to let me know. It's

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like a little AI tamagatchi.

Speaker 6 (22:31):
Okay, I mean it gets it's good if you're lonely,
like for people who are lonely, things like that would
be helpful.

Speaker 5 (22:37):
Now, okay, well let's talk about the positives there. Yeah,
I mean, you know, loneliness is a problem.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
You know.

Speaker 5 (22:43):
I don't know if AI is the best answer to
fixing loneliness.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (22:49):
I don't think it is. I think there's and I'm
pretty sure, there's science behind it, but actually interacting with
human beings and getting energy off of one another, the
actual vibes and frequencies that your body send out, getting
a hug from somebody, I think it's a totally different
thing than talking to a rabbit.

Speaker 5 (23:08):
I so agree. That's like the other day Scary was
doing cartwheels because did you see the new messuse. It's
just it's just a robot that can massage you. I'm like,
there's no way that can be as great as a
human being massaging you, because the whole point of getting
a massage from a human being is that connectivity with
a human you know.

Speaker 9 (23:28):
Yeah, I was just going by the fact that, let's see,
I could see the muscles in the body.

Speaker 10 (23:32):
I know it.

Speaker 9 (23:33):
I could press here and do this and this way,
and I think it mathematically gets you to you know,
it gets you massaged in the right way, so its
a hole without any errors, you know, and it blows.

Speaker 4 (23:48):
Yep that things can happen. Speaking of AI, would be
nice if we could get some AI to take over
this studio and make it work the right.

Speaker 6 (23:58):
When you you know, when you go to like a
nail salon and they have the chairs that massage your back.
Those things never work and get you in the right places,
no way.

Speaker 4 (24:05):
And sometimes when something's going a little too hard, you're like, hey,
back off, back off. How do you tell a robot
to do that?

Speaker 6 (24:10):
Exactly right?

Speaker 5 (24:11):
I think we have a phone tap coming up, paying
on Elvis Duran.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Oh here he is and the Morning Show.

Speaker 13 (24:23):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phone tapping, Garrett.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
What's your phone tap all about?

Speaker 14 (24:28):
All right, Jamie's going to play a phone tap on
her boyfriend Jared. Now, I did this a few weeks
ago before football season started, and we just got permission
to play this because Jared was a little upset with us.
So Jared had his fantasy football draft all set right
before the football season started. So I'm going to call
to foil his plans with a little yoga session.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
Yoga against fantasy football. Yes, there you go, there's your problem.

Speaker 15 (24:53):
Hello.

Speaker 16 (24:54):
Hi, Yes, my name is Jeffrey. I'm calling to confirm
our yoga class for tomorrow.

Speaker 12 (25:00):
Whatever you're selling, we're not interested.

Speaker 16 (25:02):
Oh no, no, no, no no. This is non solicitation. This
is just a call of confirmation that we have a
yoga class for ten participants tomorrow. I'm looking for Jamie Nola.

Speaker 10 (25:12):
Why don't she book this?

Speaker 16 (25:14):
She booked this two weeks ago. We're just calling a
day before to make sure everything was okay. We don't
have for tomorrow, yes, and we just wanted to call
it confirm and make sure everything was fine and we're
there and if there was any issues that we could
work around, have to cancel this.

Speaker 12 (25:33):
We have something else going on. I didn't know anything
about this. I'll have to talk about this, just to.

Speaker 16 (25:37):
Let her know that the cancelation with under twenty four
hours notice is seven hundred and fifty dollars, which we
have on hold.

Speaker 12 (25:44):
What I'm going to have to talk to Jamie about this.
We have something else going on tomorrow, so I don't
know how she could have had.

Speaker 16 (25:49):
Okay, Well, just to let you know, if you're a
little guarded, it's okay. After yoga class and you open
up those pores and your heart and your mind, it
will be enjoyable to.

Speaker 12 (26:00):
I know this is your thing, but sir, I can't
imagine that she would book this at all, first of all,
and then secondly, tomorrow, all nights we have we have
something very important going on tomorrow.

Speaker 10 (26:11):
Can I call you back?

Speaker 16 (26:13):
Yes, she she has my number, she can read me
and again my name is Jeffrey, and hopefully.

Speaker 10 (26:23):
I can hear in his voice.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
I think her biggest night over the year is this danity.

Speaker 16 (26:28):
Well, all right, so here's what we'll do. We'll call
him back in a few minutes. And you could just
push his buttons and act like you have no idea
what's going on?

Speaker 10 (26:37):
Okay? All right? Hold on, helloa? What are you doing
scheduling for the more night? What?

Speaker 15 (26:48):
What do you mean? Lord?

Speaker 11 (26:51):
Meanings?

Speaker 10 (26:52):
What?

Speaker 15 (26:53):
What is the world year?

Speaker 6 (26:55):
What do you mean?

Speaker 11 (26:55):
No?

Speaker 10 (26:55):
No, yeah, I have something tomorrow. It's cool. My grand
friends are coming over.

Speaker 15 (27:00):
It was I know, all the guys are going over
and we were talking about.

Speaker 17 (27:05):
This for months.

Speaker 10 (27:07):
Come on, why are you doing this to me? Where
are you playing? Every year? I look forward to this.
It's marked on the calendar. It's got a big NFL
sticker on it.

Speaker 15 (27:15):
Come on, who is it? Samfy? No? This is possible?

Speaker 10 (27:23):
Are you Jamie? This is from day when you've never
understand this football? You have decided to go on? I
thought the exciting.

Speaker 15 (27:33):
And united it for you?

Speaker 10 (27:37):
What have I ever said I want to do? Yoga.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
Are hey, Jared?

Speaker 15 (27:42):
What is it?

Speaker 16 (27:43):
My name is Gara from Elvis during in the Morning Show.
You just got phone.

Speaker 15 (27:46):
Tat who nowhere? Holy no, James, Oh you are in trouble.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
A phone have an idea for a phone tab.

Speaker 4 (28:02):
Go to dot com click on the phone tab tab.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
Tell us what you want to do.

Speaker 5 (28:07):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participants. Phone tab.

Speaker 10 (28:14):
Dan in the Morning Show?

Speaker 2 (28:17):
Is it really National Teddy Bear Day?

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Yes, you.

Speaker 18 (28:23):
Have an extra large scissor to cut it next to
a large.

Speaker 5 (28:29):
I didn't know it was going to go down that road,
up that highway or whatever.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
Well, thank you.

Speaker 5 (28:37):
You know what, something as cuddly and cute as a
Teddy Bear. Scottie bees story has ruined Teddy Bears for
for all of us. Anyway, I was young, I was
really young.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
We want from me.

Speaker 4 (28:47):
I'm not the only one, trust me, the only It's
the only stuffed animal you ever defiled.

Speaker 18 (28:52):
Yes, I got it for free when I opened a
bank account.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
It was Teddy Bear.

Speaker 5 (28:55):
He had a green bow tie. Are you are you
often triggered with green bow ties?

Speaker 2 (29:02):
Now if I see it, I think of him. Oh
my god, all right, green bow tie.

Speaker 11 (29:08):
Take that?

Speaker 5 (29:09):
Yeah, all right, Well we'll move on here on National
Teddy Bear Day. Let's get into Danielle's report. Oh Danielle. Now,
Danielle had a great weekend. She bid spendy Spencer, I'll
see you soon, and he helped on a plane and
flied flew back to England to go back to go

(29:30):
back to university.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
How you feeling, I'm feeling okay.

Speaker 6 (29:33):
I mean, he seems happy. He got a new mattress.
Will that make him happy? So you know how that
is in college, the mattress is horrific. So we got
him a little mattress topper. So he's all excited. So
he slept well, So he's doing well. Sheldon's there with
him for a couple of days. So you know, I'm
good for now.

Speaker 5 (29:50):
I think you're getting a little more used to this.

Speaker 6 (29:54):
I think it gets easier each time. As long as
he's happy, I'm okay. If I talk to him and
he's stressed out or something like that, then I'm not
as okay.

Speaker 18 (30:04):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (30:05):
Scotty, send him a Teddy Bear?

Speaker 4 (30:06):
Oh god, a new one? Yeah, exactly one.

Speaker 6 (30:10):
Please send him a new one, not a one?

Speaker 10 (30:15):
All right?

Speaker 5 (30:15):
Moving on, moving on, Danielle. Danielle, think us focus, listen
to them. What is going on today?

Speaker 2 (30:21):
Danielle?

Speaker 6 (30:21):
All right, So Cardi b made a little cryptic post
involving the number eleven, and then she was spotted wearing
a jersey with the same number back when she performed
at the BET Awards in June. So people are thinking
that maybe she has something planned for September eleventh, this Wednesday,
which also happens to be the same day as the
MTV VMAs. So will her album be coming out, will

(30:44):
she be singing something new? Will she be giving us
something new? Who knows, but I will keep you posted
on that. So we're all waiting for Oasis, Liam and
Noel Gallagher to start fighting and cancel their tour. We
know that, right, It's just the way they are. They
just don't get along.

Speaker 12 (31:02):
We know that.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
Well.

Speaker 6 (31:03):
Over the weekend Liam went to war with not his brother.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
But the fans. Isn't that wonderful.

Speaker 6 (31:09):
People were complaining about how much the tickets were and
you know, all kinds of stuff like that, and that
the band was ripping all fans. He told people to
shut up, and then he said, Oasis, we're back. You're welcome,
and then he was talking about their attitude. I hear
their attitude thinks good to know some thing's never changed,
you know, but whatever, what are you gonna do? So

(31:30):
people are thinking that it's still gonna get canceled. But
then he did go back on there and kind of
say I'm sorry that some people couldn't get tickets, and
he felt bad about it. So I don't know, he
goes back and forth. This guy.

Speaker 5 (31:42):
They are crazy, I mean like wild cats and cages.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
I mean they.

Speaker 6 (31:49):
Insane. Yeah, they're very talented. But you guys remember when
Liam called his brother the sea word. Yeah, time, that
was fun. That It's true, probably was a lot of times.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
Meghanie Stallion wants to work.

Speaker 6 (32:03):
With Taylor Swift. She was saying how she would love
to collab with her one day. You know, she's been
collabing with a lot of people lately. She's talking to
People magazine about it, so hopefully that can happen. MTV
has announced the list of presenters for this year's Video
Music Award. You've got Paris Hilton, Lil nas X, Big Sean,
Plava Flave, Suki Waterhouse and of course it's all happening
like I said. Wednesday on MTV, Jennifer Hudson is releasing

(32:25):
her first holiday album that is gonna be incredible. She
is so talented. It's called The Gift of Love. And
I know October eighteenth isn't like the holiday Christmasy season,
but you know that's when we're getting it, because that's
when these albums start coming out. She's gonna give us
a lot of classic songs like Oh Holy Night in
Winter Wonderland, and then she's even collabbing with her boyfriend

(32:48):
Common on a song called Almost Christmas. And cameras have
started rolling on the sixth and final season of The
Handmaid's Tale. Elizabeth Moss, the star of the show, is
directing the first episode. It will be streaming on Hulu
spring of twenty twenty five, which is two and a
half years after the season five finale, which is crazy.

(33:10):
There's also a new trailer for Wicked Part one if
you haven't seen it, it's so cool. And we're getting
a sequel to The Goonies. I know it's been forty
years since we got the original Coonies.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
But now we're getting a sequel. Guys, here we go.

Speaker 6 (33:23):
What are we watching? Monday Night Football? You got the Niners,
you got the Jets, You've got American Ninja Warrior and
Wheel of Fortune with Ryan Seacrest for the first time tonight.
Here we go, and that's my Danielle Report.

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Speaker 2 (34:13):
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Anytime you're ready, it's Elvis.

Speaker 6 (34:21):
Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
Wake up in robodicas.

Speaker 6 (34:25):
Here we go, Elvis, what.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
On the radio We've got launched to discuss today?

Speaker 5 (34:39):
I don't know where we start. Okay, let's start with uh,
let's start with the wake, Yeah, shall we? So a
really good friend of ours, her mother passed away, really
a really wonderful friend, someone we loved and we'd have
loved for many years, and so there was a way yesterday.
Unfortunately I could not make it, but you guys all went.

(35:00):
But I'm hearing all these stories, some wake stories.

Speaker 4 (35:03):
I'm kind of getting like wake etiquette shamed. So I
have a lot of questions about it.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
Okay, let's go now.

Speaker 4 (35:09):
One, when you walk in, you just immediately you're supposed
to go to the family, give them your condolences, and
then move along.

Speaker 6 (35:17):
Approach the cast, say in prayer at the casket. But
some people don't do that.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
Yeah, okay, okay, I don't. I don't.

Speaker 4 (35:22):
I don't do that. But now that I know that
you're supposed to do okay, yeah, yeah, I don't do
caskets either.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
You're you're not alone.

Speaker 4 (35:27):
Yeah, something about it makes me feel weird. But we
I don't just go in and say hey and then
walk out. So a bunch of us were there yesterday
and we stayed for well over an hour, and we
saw a lot of people that we kind of haven't
seen in a long time. So the way the chairs
are set up are in rows, and then there was
one row against the side of the wall. So everybody
sits down, but if you want to talk to each other,

(35:49):
it's a weird way to sit. So I started moving
some of the chairs so that we could see each other,
and Scary freaked out.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
He was like, no, don't know the chair.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
This is crazy.

Speaker 4 (36:00):
You're not he wouldn't sit down.

Speaker 9 (36:02):
There are certain moves I believe in funeral home etiquette,
and I just think that turning your back on the deceased.

Speaker 4 (36:09):
Nobody did that.

Speaker 9 (36:10):
Well, yeah, when you turn a chair the opposite direction
you're facing. Now you're facing the wall, you're facing the back.
You're not facing the actual main attraction, which is the
the body of.

Speaker 15 (36:25):
Wall.

Speaker 4 (36:25):
We were facing the main attraction. We were facing the
sides of people's faces. So we just turned those chairs
and now we're facing you.

Speaker 5 (36:33):
Hold on, hold onst So the person who's in the
casket is the main attraction?

Speaker 9 (36:38):
You Okay, there's two it's like the circus. It's like, no,
it's not an attraction like that. It's the nuts selling
the peanuts and pott What is it?

Speaker 2 (36:45):
What are you saying?

Speaker 9 (36:46):
What I'm saying is when you show up at a
wake of funeral or whatever, you know, you basically.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
Are going for one of two reasons.

Speaker 9 (36:53):
Either you knew the person who passed, or you didn't
know the person who passed, but you know the person
who's living the family, right, So it's either or or both,
which is most in most cases both. So that's why
when you go in, you have to stand in an
orderly line, and it's like a kind of a receiving line,
and they, you know, you offer your condolences to the
to the living, and then maybe if you want to,

(37:15):
you can pass by.

Speaker 5 (37:16):
The coffin and say a thing or two, or maybe
not because that's not your thing.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
That's fine too, But the whole reason to be there
is the acknowledgment of those two things.

Speaker 9 (37:26):
And and so which I did, I feel like right.
But then you file to the back to selet other
people through, which is what we did. But and I
do believe some light talking amongst yourselves is acceptable. I
don't think it's acceptable to pull out your phone, uh
I for whatever reason.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
And I don't think you.

Speaker 9 (37:43):
Should turn the chairs and like make a semicircle of
like as if you're in a coffee clatch with your friends.

Speaker 2 (37:49):
I just to me, that's a little too casual.

Speaker 10 (37:55):
There.

Speaker 6 (37:55):
No, I turned my chair too. The problem was that
there was not enough chairs where we were all sitting,
and you guys weren't sitting in the middle section. So
we were like, well, if we want to sit together
and like catch up and talk, because I feel like
at a wake, you're celebrating the life of the person
that's there. You're not there too, Like, yeah, you're going
to be sad, of course, and the people who lost

(38:17):
this person is sad, but you but you want to
be You want to celebrate life and tell stories and
and and share with each other. So I would rather
be a place of happiness and and you know, talking
amongst yourself and celebrations.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
But how much happy is too happy?

Speaker 10 (38:33):
Right?

Speaker 2 (38:33):
So here's what let meet me.

Speaker 5 (38:35):
I address that. So at both of my parents' ways,
we were doing shots, we were doing we were singing songs,
people were telling jokes that were my dad's favorite jokes. Okay,
I mean and all and all along, and he was
over there in the corner, the main attraction, the main attraction.

(38:57):
So you know, my my father, we we acknowledged my
father was the main attraction, but not in the form
of a body in a coffin. And so look, it's
different for everyone.

Speaker 18 (39:07):
I'm sure that just kind of happened to a friend
of mine that I went to high school with, unfortunately
passed away a week or so ago, and after the funeral,
we all just got together at a bar and got
drunk and told great stories and showed pictures and were laughing.
And that's pretty much how he would have wanted it
to be. So you know, we were honoring him by
doing that. But what's Scary saying is there's protocol at

(39:28):
the wake man.

Speaker 4 (39:30):
When I touched that chair, you would have thought that
I shot him in the leg. He freaks out.

Speaker 3 (39:35):
He wouldn't sit down.

Speaker 4 (39:36):
Danielle did because she knew that it wasn't anything crazy.
But this is my question. Now, Scary wouldn't sit but
he was talking to a bunch of people who had
formed a complete circle and actually had turned their back
on the casket. So how is it different to do
it standing up versus sitting down?

Speaker 2 (39:52):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (39:52):
I I so when I got move a couch Nate,
I didn't move a couch.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
No, I'm saying, like, wait, I think the chairs having
been to a lot of you know, a lot of
these when I was younger, the chairs are reserved for
people that want to like pay their respects and maybe
think of things, you know, they want to reflect on
this person. And then like when I would go, there
would be like another room where you would go congregates
outside of the viewing room. Okay, so that's you know,

(40:19):
there would always be people like the circle people in
that other room. At least growing up in there's always
that other room where there'd be the group of people,
but that room was always kind of quiet for people
reflecting on the wors.

Speaker 5 (40:34):
Could we all just agree that there there really are
no set rules other than other than doing you know,
like like you know, cartwheels down the central What I
would like.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
To say is I would love to just change everything
with these, you know, because it's it's so stayed and
drag study and drags, you know, And I feel like
it's because a lot of these funeral homes are inherited
from their parents and they're just doing it the same
way they're parents have done for the last seventy five years.
Let's change it up.

Speaker 5 (41:03):
Let's celebrate this person as long as it's okay with
the family or the person. I mean, it's it's a
different thing for different people, of course.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
You know.

Speaker 5 (41:12):
Let's let's take our really good friend who's whose mother
passed away. Let's take her into account here. She's fun,
she's great, Yeah, she she she understands the magic of
people congregating and and the energy that comes from that. So,
you know, I wasn't there but scary. I don't know

(41:34):
if you should be like yelling at contact.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
I was just.

Speaker 6 (41:39):
I was more.

Speaker 11 (41:40):
I was more not not yelling.

Speaker 9 (41:42):
It was more of a sense of like, oh my god,
this is religious, and it's only because that's what I've
known and learned. But you're everyone is different for everyone,
and I shouldn't put it all in the pome.

Speaker 6 (41:53):
And I was very loud in there too, every because
everybody was talking. So we're all talking, we're all laughing,
and for a moment I stopped, I heard myself laugh
and I was like, oh, But then I was like,
wait a minute. Everybody's loud in here because they're just
talking and celebrating. And I think that's how the person
that we're talking about would.

Speaker 4 (42:09):
Want it for her mom.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
Sure my funeral. I want to be put into a
pose like sitting on a chair with the arm like this,
so you could sit down next to me and get
that last on the bench.

Speaker 10 (42:23):
Yeah, I want.

Speaker 5 (42:26):
You want to be you want to be in the
Ronald McDonald pose. I'm glad you brought this up because
my next thought here was, let's all just be very
clear right here on the record what it.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
Is we want.

Speaker 5 (42:37):
So you want you to be posed on a bench?

Speaker 2 (42:40):
Okay? So do you think it a question? Not that
it matters because it's your funeral?

Speaker 5 (42:47):
Maybe do you won't think anyone else wants you posing
on a bench?

Speaker 4 (42:51):
I take that picture, Gandhi?

Speaker 2 (42:55):
What do you want?

Speaker 11 (42:55):
What do you want?

Speaker 2 (42:56):
Gandhi?

Speaker 11 (42:56):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (42:56):
I want no viewing once I'm dead, just let it go.
I want everyone to show up and have a party
and tell ridiculous stories and enjoy yourself and celebrate what was.

Speaker 5 (43:07):
So maybe not a funeral home.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
Maybe some of the venue like a club at the clubbe.

Speaker 5 (43:13):
The taco place, yes, at the top green.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
What about you, Daniel? What do you want?

Speaker 6 (43:18):
I go back and forth. So first I want to
be because I'm very traditional and I know how my
family does it. So at first I'm like, you know what,
I want to look fabulous when they lay me out.
I want to look better than I've ever looked, like
they want fancy outfit whatever, and I want everyone to come.
And then part of me is like creamate me and
put my ashes at the Haunted Mansion in Walt Disney.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
There you go.

Speaker 5 (43:37):
So I go back and forth about what about the gathering?
What about the gathering?

Speaker 3 (43:41):
The gathering?

Speaker 6 (43:41):
Oh no, I want you guys to tell stories and
reminisce about the good times and how much fun we had.
And I don't want somber.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
What about you want?

Speaker 5 (43:55):
You want the chairs against the wall? No one, No,
it's what about you should have in a feat it
or where everything's bolted down. Actually, I want to kind
of in your coffin on the stage fifty yard line
fifty yard line at at a football stadium.

Speaker 9 (44:09):
I am with Nate on the whole switching it up thing,
because I've said it for years. I'm like, why is
this every every funeral almost like it's stuck in nineteen
fifty two.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
So in my mind, I'd like it in a nightclub.
I want to be.

Speaker 9 (44:22):
I want a red camp and everyone walks in the
I want no hold on. I want to be on
a catwalk. I want a disco ball and I want music.

Speaker 11 (44:30):
Door man.

Speaker 6 (44:32):
He wants those red ropes arounds around, yes and Scotti bee,
Scotty Bee.

Speaker 18 (44:39):
I just I want mine to be like a bar mitzvah,
Like I want to be up on a stand on
the chair. You know what, that's interesting if they put
posts on and people can lift the coffin the chair
off the jews, keep it closed so I won't fly out.
But I think that'd be great if they lifted me up.

Speaker 2 (45:01):
Like I was in a chair. It's amazing, terrible.

Speaker 18 (45:04):
I don't want anything somber everything.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
It should be fun.

Speaker 3 (45:06):
It should.

Speaker 18 (45:07):
It's so that it is so uncomfortable going to a
funeral because you don't know how to act right.

Speaker 10 (45:13):
Well.

Speaker 6 (45:13):
I was saying, that's a gandhi last night because I
went up to our friend's brother who I'd never met before,
and I'm sure I said one or two things that
were not appropriate, and then at the end I apologize
to her and I go, could you just tell your
brother that I was not He's fine because I just
I get nervous. I don't know what to say. I
don't know what to do.

Speaker 10 (45:30):
Now.

Speaker 6 (45:30):
Everybody's like, oh, it's so nice to see you, and
then you think, yeah, but it's really not nice to
see you. You just don't know what to say.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
I talked to Scary every day.

Speaker 18 (45:37):
We're very close, but at the funeral, I'm like, so sorry, man,
and I don't know what else to say.

Speaker 5 (45:41):
That's all you have to see, is That's the thing.
If you're asking, I don't if you're saying I don't
know how to act, and don't act, just just to
be there and say, hey, just thinking about you, I'm
so glad I could be here to see you today.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
And that's me.

Speaker 11 (45:52):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (45:53):
I want to be in a really beautiful ash tray.
I want everyone, my favorite people come just sneeze on
me and spak.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
I don't know. No, it needs to be a party.

Speaker 5 (46:03):
It needs to be it needs to be a celebration
because you know, we bring so much joy into each
other's lives. Why do we have to stop after we croak?

Speaker 2 (46:10):
Hello? I will be leaving some.

Speaker 5 (46:13):
Money behind to help fund a nice party.

Speaker 6 (46:15):
That's good, are any of you?

Speaker 2 (46:19):
Yes?

Speaker 11 (46:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (46:19):
Yeah, So here's my question. If no one wants to
mine take all of your stuff? Does that include your
eyes and stuff?

Speaker 2 (46:25):
Yeah, they take so a lot of us.

Speaker 6 (46:28):
Then if that's the case, if we are organ donors,
then you probably couldn't even have an all.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
Glasses, sunglasses. No, they it's not like they PLoP your hole.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
They don't take your ball.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
No, no, no, yet you don't. You don't want those open.

Speaker 4 (46:46):
All sorts of tricks now that we're talking about it.
If there ever is a viewing of my body, which
I never want, I would like my eyes to be open, yes, yes,
one last time to forget.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
I want to be in the casket, but like when
they're doing the prayers, I want there to be like
ever where I start to.

Speaker 10 (47:01):
Raise that.

Speaker 3 (47:06):
Do you see that thing on inside? I think it's
Instagram or whatever, and it says at my funeral.

Speaker 6 (47:11):
I want somebody to take my cell phone, text all
my friends, Hey it's dark in here.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
Good somebody please get me there?

Speaker 2 (47:18):
You fun from the grave?

Speaker 5 (47:23):
That lever you're talking about on your body and your casket, Nate,
I wish we had one today. That's having all right? Well,
I mean we've we've had a lot of fun with funerals.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
Haha, laugh, funny, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

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Speaker 1 (47:56):
Slash Elvis, Oh, mister ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (48:05):
I know when I was eighteen or nineteen years old,
I would drive through almost every meal. It was always
something fried. It was always something with ketchup. It was
always something with some kind of Meyoi product on it,
or a taco or whatever. But it was drived through.
You know, fast food is just so so accessible, right
and when you're younger and you don't have that much

(48:27):
money to spend, okay, and you eat it, you feel fine,
you move on with your day. Remember those days? Oh yeah, Danielle,
back in the day, did you ever chow down on
something in specific?

Speaker 6 (48:38):
White Castle all the time whenever we got out of
the club. It could be like two three o'clock in
the morning, we'd go to White Castle. We'd have like
seven each and.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
Oh good problems whatsoever?

Speaker 6 (48:47):
It was fabulous.

Speaker 5 (48:48):
No, you wouldn't feel it. What about you, Gandhi?

Speaker 4 (48:50):
Oh Taco Bell, you could get the entire menu at
one point for like seven dollars. I think it's a
little different now, but man, Taco Bell, that's what.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
We go to love it. I'm with you. Did you
have one?

Speaker 9 (49:01):
It was always late night disco fries. Whatever I can,
whenever I could put in my mouth with a bacon,
egg and cheese. I mean, I can breakfast at four
o'clock in the morning after the time, absolutely thing and
it didn't really didn't really mess you up? What about
you straight night?

Speaker 2 (49:13):
Oh my god, I get a super sized meal with
a chocolate shake. I'd pound that and feel fine. I
do that today.

Speaker 5 (49:18):
I'm in the hospital and Froggy still eats that way.
I mean, you're you're usually chewing on something that's crunchy
and chickeny.

Speaker 7 (49:27):
M telling you I could. I still go to Chick
fil A three or four times a week.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
There you go.

Speaker 7 (49:33):
I do get a grilled sandwich. I think it's a
little better because it's grilled. But why is it that
we feel like Chick fil a is a little healthier
when it's probably not. It feels like, I don't know.
It depends on what you order.

Speaker 5 (49:42):
If you were in the grilled chicken, you're better off probably,
But their regular chicken sandwiches are tremendous, all right, so good.
So there's a kid on Instagram. I know he's primarily on.
He's big on TikTok. His name is Dylan. He's from Florida,
and Okay, by the way, I'm gonna give warning before
you go check his videos out. Okay, I'll give that

(50:02):
warning in a second. Dylan eats underscore. It's d y
l A n e a tss underscore. He goes to
every friggin fast food convenience place and orders the most
fried of the fried things with every creamy, drippy sauce
you can get, and he's so excited about it. He

(50:23):
comes on and says, Hi, guys, I'm back, and this
time i'm at you know, he'll give the name of
the fast food restaurant. He walks in where he has
it there is in his kitchen and starts eating it right,
and he just is so excited about it. But then
he starts eating it and you can hear this is
the warning. You can hear every bite. I mean, I
guess the audio on our phones or something. It like

(50:46):
picks up every sound in the room, including the mixing
and mashing of the food in the mouth, which is which,
by the way, is where digestion starts.

Speaker 6 (50:56):
Can you see what he's eating as well?

Speaker 10 (50:58):
Well?

Speaker 5 (50:58):
Well, the parts that don't end up that ended up dropping.

Speaker 6 (51:01):
That, I'm gonna skip that one.

Speaker 5 (51:04):
Oh you know what, Daniel, stop being a fuddy dudy.

Speaker 6 (51:06):
You know how I get I'll start throwing up.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
I'm not going to do that.

Speaker 5 (51:10):
He's so excited about these dishes. Oh you should have
seen him when he walked into Chili's and his favorite
thing on the menu is the three for me special.
We can get like three things for a special small price. Anyway,
do you want to hear one of these things?

Speaker 2 (51:24):
If you have if you have music, if you have
me sophonium, this is not for you, all right? Let
me uh okay, hold on a second.

Speaker 10 (51:32):
Here we go.

Speaker 12 (51:34):
So I got the hot.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
Honey chicken dinners, and then I also got the garlic farm.
I'm got Wingstop in such a lot wing Stock.

Speaker 5 (51:41):
He went to wing Stock and I got their fries.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
I also got their cheese sauce, and then I got Hello,
rand Okay.

Speaker 17 (51:48):
I'm really excited to try the hot Honey rope because
I've never.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
Tried it for and it just looks so good rank
or whatever.

Speaker 17 (51:55):
Listen, this is honestly amazing.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
Listen.

Speaker 5 (52:08):
All right, Well, so, yeah, so he's so excited about it.
And then I went on like a crazy trip all
around Instagram and and everywhere trying to find all these
people who love to eat foods that they're testing from
restaurants right right before your eyes.

Speaker 2 (52:24):
And they they rate them.

Speaker 5 (52:26):
I mean, you see all these food critics to go
to the restaurants right yeah, and they they they rate those.
This is like the fast, the fried, crunchy, fast, finished stuff,
and they get so much enjoyment out of it. But
I don't know if this is videos for everyone.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
Probably not much as m R. They love that. That's well, okay, Daniel,
maybe some people like that sound. I don't.

Speaker 5 (52:50):
It's not my favorite. I think I'm just I love
the fact he's so enthused over this food. It's kind
of crazy. There's a lot of sauce he does. There's
a lot of sauce going on here, and for so
I mean, he's young. I guess that's why he's not
ballooning up like I would do. So okay, So what
have you been obsessed with online? What have you been watching?
I got Okay, go ahead, Nate, Okay.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
The account is Joey swoll Do you guys know Joey
Swollen joe Y s wol l And he is the
most muscular and veinous individual I think I've ever seen
in my life. But the great thing he does is
he's a huge proponent of working out. But he's also

(53:33):
not afraid to shame people that. You know, they'll take
videos of themselves in the gym working out, and then
they'll get this sour puss face when somebody walks in
front of the camera. He's a huge proponent of saying,
don't film yourself in the gym, don't treat it your
like your own personal workout space.

Speaker 10 (53:50):
Do not do that.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
So he takes these videos and says, excuse me, ma'am,
this guy, this gentleman is trying to work out, and
you're giving him a load of crap because he walks
in front of your camera. Stop that.

Speaker 5 (54:00):
Just let Pea create a follow I followed Joey Swall.
Joey He's got over four million followers on Instagram. How
about those things in his arms?

Speaker 3 (54:10):
My god, he's.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
Okay, he's very vainy, very vain Yew, Danielle, what do
you got?

Speaker 4 (54:15):
I have to find it?

Speaker 3 (54:16):
Come back.

Speaker 6 (54:16):
I'm trying to find her.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
Gandhi.

Speaker 4 (54:18):
Okay, I have two. So one of them is Explaining
the Universe, where they explain all the coolest things that
are going on. Oh, you love science, And the other
one wild Weather caught on cameo.

Speaker 5 (54:28):
Yes, my god, we watched that together. When you want
to watch a house blow down the street, go to
wild Weather.

Speaker 4 (54:34):
There's stuff I didn't even know could happen that happens,
like what happens when a volcano it roughs underwater. Oh
my god, the wave that comes with it crazy. I
love that stuff.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
But what was the the science when you're.

Speaker 4 (54:44):
Talking about, oh, explaining the universe?

Speaker 2 (54:46):
Is it called explaining the universe?

Speaker 4 (54:48):
It's called explaining the universe. And there are all kinds
of different phenomenon that they put on there, like how
the moon actually pulls the tide around the Earth.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
That's not cool?

Speaker 1 (54:55):
Cool?

Speaker 2 (54:55):
Watch this?

Speaker 5 (54:55):
Hold on, pardon while I pushed my follow button over
to and a half million followers on explaining the universe.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
All right, Daniel, do you find it?

Speaker 10 (55:04):
No?

Speaker 6 (55:05):
So I have two Okay, I can't find the other one.
But the one I watch is currently Costco.

Speaker 5 (55:10):
And currently it's like updates from Costco.

Speaker 6 (55:16):
It's all cool things that you can buy right now
at Costco. Like there's really cool thing bulk things you
could get at Costco. So it's currently Costco.

Speaker 4 (55:23):
And then I can't find her name.

Speaker 6 (55:24):
But there's a girl who's a Disney princess and she
teaches you how to pose like a Disney princess. Like
the other day she was doing Anna from Frozen and
she was like, now you have to hold your hands
like this. You can't put them to your side, you
can't do this. Like each Disney princess has a different
way of conducting themselves. And she teaches you, as she's
dresses that Disney princess how to act and how your

(55:48):
voice should sound and the stuff like that. And it's
the coolest thing. I can't find her damn name.

Speaker 5 (55:53):
Yeah, maybe you should watch it a little more. One day,
Daniel's gonna come in here sounding just like a Disney
princess talking like this. What about you frog? You follow
anything that you just can't get enough of. I follow
this couple. I usually follow the woman's account.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
Her name is.

Speaker 7 (56:10):
Her name is Janie Ippolito. She's actually there in Jersey,
in the New York area. Her and her husband Dave
are hilarious, but she posts a lot of other fun things,
like she'll post easy things to fix to eat that
are healthy, or she'll post all kinds of stuff. But
they are a hilarious couple. They do stuff that every
couple does, but the way that they put it online
is super funny.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
I watch them. I watch the videos every single day.
I look forward to what they do.

Speaker 5 (56:34):
Well, that's the thing. We all have, these these these
accounts that were just just obsessed over. I check them
out all the time. And I love the food influencer
stuff the most. But when it comes to science and
stuff like that, to stuff that Gandhi follows, I'm kind
of into that. Maybe I'll start getting into Disney princesses
as well.

Speaker 4 (56:52):
Elvis Duran, you ruined my life with Instagram because you
suggested a page to follow that's cringey, and it is
the cringiest stuff I've ever seen it. I can't unfollow it.

Speaker 5 (57:01):
It's called what cringing with a queue, right, it's cringing
with a queue and secret buttholes one time.

Speaker 6 (57:08):
That's a good one.

Speaker 5 (57:09):
Secret Secret buttholes is is fabulous because everywhere in nature,
everywhere in the world, there's like a butthole looking thing
looking round at you. You're right, Scotty Be says, yes,
what's up, Scotty.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
I'm a weirdo.

Speaker 18 (57:20):
I follow one called run Down Buildings And so what
it does is it takes like Google street views of
houses and restaurants and buildings and stuff like that from
over the years, and it shows you how they've progressed
or when they've been knocked down and what's there now.
It's actually really cool. It's interesting. Running down building, run

(57:41):
down building, run building. Yeah, it'll show you people's homes
over the years, how they've been you know, knocked down.

Speaker 5 (57:46):
Five Mine will be featured next. I'm sure what about you, Scary.

Speaker 9 (57:50):
I love Twinkie the parrot, the cutest little yellow parrot,
and it's just what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (57:56):
I'm a good boy like this. This party is so cute.

Speaker 9 (57:58):
I can't get I'm obsessed. And Bobby Parrish, you know, guys,
hear this guy. He goes He has an app out too.
He goes to grocery stores and he says what's Bobby
Approved and what's not. And he's trying to teach you
how to eat healthier because sometimes sometimes not all the time,
I like to eat healthy. So and he's got this
app and you scan all the UPC symbols and it

(58:19):
tells you if it's Bobby Approved or not. So I
kind of try and live my life that way when
I'm not here.

Speaker 5 (58:27):
Is that where you go and you get all those
trendy things that are like today we're all eating chia seeds.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
Yeah, those new products. Those products are awesome from Bobby
Bobby Parish.

Speaker 5 (58:37):
But you eat them for a week and then you
stop because they're not trendy anymore.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
But I just can't keep it, you know.

Speaker 9 (58:43):
I can't keep these things. I can't make them good habits. No,
I said, I try these things, but then they never
work for me in the long run.

Speaker 4 (58:51):
Who's your guy that re enacts the stuff from like
the home shopping that way.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
I'm trying to find that guy.

Speaker 5 (58:57):
He's hilarious. He's actually getting a lot of traction.

Speaker 2 (58:59):
People know who he is.

Speaker 5 (59:00):
He always dresses in drag, and then he takes footage
from QVC where people call in like these old drunk
women from the Midwest calling it talking about the big
product that they're loving, and uh, he's the best. He's
the best.

Speaker 2 (59:14):
Do you guys remember I think I turned you on
to him.

Speaker 4 (59:16):
I followed him. Let me go see if I can
find him.

Speaker 5 (59:18):
I know, it's like there's so many I can't keep
up with him. Anyway, as soon as I find him,
I will let you know. But you know a lot
of people around the country are slowly really getting into
his stuff. Hilarious.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
Oh is it is it?

Speaker 4 (59:32):
It's Devon Pool, I think that ye.

Speaker 5 (59:36):
Hold on, hold on, Uh, it's Devon Pool.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
It's here.

Speaker 5 (59:43):
Yes, absolutely, it's Devonpool.

Speaker 2 (59:47):
It's I T S D E V O N P
O O l E. Hilarious.

Speaker 5 (59:51):
I mean remember the time I started playing his videos first,
that we were watching them for like an hour.

Speaker 4 (59:56):
Yes, just his reenactment or reenaction. Yeah, redact of what
goes on on the network is hilarious because he plays
all the characters, even the person on the couch ordering
something while drinking a two liter of pepsi.

Speaker 6 (01:00:07):
It's always the one that dresses up like the girls
and the guy you know with the beginning of beard.
Oh my gosh, it's so funny, I know.

Speaker 5 (01:00:14):
So yeah, okay, out of all of these, go check
that one out. It's Devonpool. I T S D E
V O and p O O L E. It's Devonpool.
You'll love that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
All right?

Speaker 5 (01:00:23):
This is this has been way too long.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
You want to do it? You want to have a
little few, little fight? Sure, well, let's play.

Speaker 15 (01:00:31):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
Here's your host.

Speaker 5 (01:00:34):
Hey, I decided i'd just started being more positive about
your hosting abilities or lack thereof.

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
I'm not as bad as I used to be. Okay, oh,
thank you. I would expect nothing less from you. So
are we ready to play the few?

Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
Okay, Froggy, you're never a team captain, so I want
you to choose your team. Okay, I'm gonna choose how
many people. Don't get too everyone to two people?

Speaker 15 (01:01:00):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
I'm gonna take Scottie Bee okay, and I'm going to
take Elvis Durant. I got a sausage factory over there.
All righty, Scary Jones, you're hardly ever a team captain,
so I think you should be able to choose your
team here I want to take the colonels. Thanks, process

(01:01:26):
of elimination gave you your team. All right, here we go, so, Froggy,
you're up first. Here we go the question. We pulled
one hundred people. Name a fancy car brand that could
also be the name of a stripper. Mercedes? Show me
Mercedes number one response. Four answers on the board. You

(01:01:50):
got number one. Are you gonna play or you gotta pass?

Speaker 15 (01:01:52):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
I want to play? All right, I want to play.
Scottie Bee show me. Oh my god, you've been to
a strip club a time or two, haven't you? Maybe? Maybe?
All right, you're on a roll, Elvis Durant, Well, ask
the question again. Play maybe fancy car brand that could
also be the name of a stripper, Kia. Why did

(01:02:18):
I choose all this?

Speaker 5 (01:02:25):
Yeah, I'm sure it's a stripper to named Kia, but
it's not a fancy car brand. All right, all right, well, sorry,
I'm sorry about that. I'll let my team now back
to you.

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
Froggy. We got two answers left on the pool. I'm
gonna go with Lexus. Lexus and you'd be crap yes
the number three response. You got one left. Guys are
cleaning up Scottie b something you probably wouldn't be driving
with fancy car brand. That could also be the name
of a stripper. I would not be driving a Ferrari.

(01:02:54):
Ferrari Yeah, have you ever had a dance from a
girl named Ferrari? Mercedes?

Speaker 18 (01:02:59):
Yeah, Ferrari?

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
No, Well go back out there and find a Ferrari.
This is sweet minus Elvis is a respect. My next
answer was going to be douseldor.

Speaker 11 (01:03:18):
On there.

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
That was what I was thinking to. Yeah, that's like Chevy.
You guys are should we go to around two?

Speaker 10 (01:03:25):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
Okay, all right? Are you ready? Scary?

Speaker 5 (01:03:30):
Well we've been ready. That's why we said yes, it's scary.

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
Now, what is an animal you might hear on a farm,
but you must make the sound as your answer? Animal
you hear on the farm? What is an animal you
would hear on the farm, but you must make the
sound as a response. That would be a cow. You'd
be grad have a number one response to answers on

(01:03:57):
the board answers are we going to play? So dang? Now?
What is an animal you might hear on a farm?
You must make the sound is your answer? Scary? Would
that be a pig? And you'd be right, pig is
on the board. The number three responds, Okay to you, Gandhi,

(01:04:20):
that would be a sheep. Yes, you got seven. A
lot of animals, okay, all right, a lot of farm animals. Okay,
you're you're cleaning up so far, scary. I guess that
would be a chicken, rooster, a rooster, chicken. A rooster

(01:04:46):
is chicken, rooster, roosters, and hens are chickens quick, all right?
That could be a separate answer. No, they are all chickens, roosters,
and hens chicken, all right? Next to uh, yeah, I'm
gonna look that up. I'm guessing that's a horse.

Speaker 10 (01:05:15):
Noises.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
You're right the number four.

Speaker 5 (01:05:18):
By the way, let me I interrupt the show, because
well it's my show. Just A rooster is an adult
male chicken or otherwise known as a cock.

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
Speaking of a cock, back to the host, how does
a cock sound like?

Speaker 10 (01:05:37):
Nate? Like this?

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
All right, we're up to you, Gandhi. Name an animal
you might hear in a farm, and you must make
the sound as your answer. Two responses left.

Speaker 4 (01:05:47):
Oh, oh.

Speaker 2 (01:05:52):
That's a dog.

Speaker 4 (01:05:53):
Yeah, that's a little.

Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
One might find one on a farm, but not this farm.
That's not what the people replat, I wasn't a song.

Speaker 16 (01:06:00):
Go me.

Speaker 2 (01:06:01):
Okay, back to you, scary got two buzzes left? An
animal you might hear in a farm. Please make the
sound as your so if I cluck, that's your chicken
in the head. It's not the same thing. Okay, bo
time is it the three seconds?

Speaker 15 (01:06:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
That no cat?

Speaker 5 (01:06:27):
You know we had tons of cats on our phone.
I don't disagree, but the we called there were mousers.
There were mousers in the in the barn.

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
What got to left?

Speaker 6 (01:06:37):
Can you tell us what we've said so for?

Speaker 2 (01:06:39):
You've had cows, chickens, pigs, horses, and sheep.

Speaker 6 (01:06:43):
Okay, so this is not a sheep, it's the other one.
But I feel like it's the same. What sound does
it make?

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
Let's hear it.

Speaker 6 (01:06:51):
I feel like it makes the same sound.

Speaker 4 (01:06:53):
What are you going for?

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
You can't you can't tell her.

Speaker 3 (01:06:58):
But I don't know what's up?

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
Souven again?

Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 6 (01:07:07):
Yes?

Speaker 10 (01:07:07):
I do.

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
I don't want to go to that. I'll let me
hear it again.

Speaker 3 (01:07:13):
On a goat?

Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
That is that a goat noise you're making? That's the
worst goat ever sound. Actually, you're pretty clo What does
the fox say?

Speaker 6 (01:07:29):
Is the goat from the Broadway show Wicked.

Speaker 5 (01:07:32):
Yeah, okay, that's awesome. All the marbles.

Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
It's up to you. How many spots left? One answer
left on the board, the bottom one. Not many people
guess this one. How many strikes we have? You got
two strikes, so it's all up the Gandhi then steal
animal you might hear on a farm. Please, what is
that noise?

Speaker 15 (01:07:55):
Answer?

Speaker 2 (01:07:59):
That be a donkey?

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (01:08:12):
Look at that?

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
Yeah right, well, hold, I'm back to this goat. That's
pretty good. It does sound like yeah, you're very angry.

Speaker 6 (01:08:30):
And honestly taking it from Wicked, because when the professor
was talking and he started to turn into a goat
every night after a few words, he would.

Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
Go, you know, sound like that. It's one and one.

Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
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Speaker 5 (01:09:07):
I find this fascinating because I am not one of
these people, but maybe one of you are. If you're
like an only child, I don't know if you were
growing up wishing you had a sibling or not, or
you totally loved basking in the sunshine of mom and
dad only liking you and you don't have to share
anything with anyone.

Speaker 11 (01:09:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:09:23):
Because Danielle, you have siblings, yeah, And Gandhi you do too,
Scary you have siblings. Scotti b has a brother, Nate
has brothers. I have brothers, But you know, I wonder
what it's like to be an only child. I mean,
my brothers are much older than me, and they were
out of the house and I had the whole run

(01:09:43):
to the house to myself. So I sort of feel
like I know what it is, but I don't.

Speaker 6 (01:09:48):
Yeah, my mom's an only child, and children's an only child.
And my mom always said she always wanted a sibling,
that she always, you know, would look around and feel
like everybody else had somebody and she didn't, you know,
to grow up with.

Speaker 2 (01:10:01):
So she was dead.

Speaker 6 (01:10:02):
But I know a lot of people who love the
fact that they're an only child.

Speaker 5 (01:10:06):
Right, So my brothers were like a year or two apart,
so they had each other, so you know, they even
shared a bedroom when they were kids. You know, I
never had that, so I do wonder what that was like,
but I'm so happy I didn't.

Speaker 4 (01:10:17):
I don't know, did that beat you up? Were you
guys close enough that they would still beat you up?

Speaker 5 (01:10:21):
No, they were too old to beat me up. Okay, No,
there was no physical violence at all. Lucky because they
were over ten years older than me, so you know, no,
that would have been just so wrong.

Speaker 4 (01:10:33):
An actual beatdown.

Speaker 5 (01:10:35):
Yeah, when I was when I was old enough to
be beaten up, they were, you know, they were out
there like dating and stuff. So yo, thank god, I
I dodge that bullet. What's see.

Speaker 2 (01:10:46):
I disagree with what Danielle said. I think I don't
think there's any only child out there that is happy
that they're an only child. I feel like everybody that
is an only child probably wants a sibling at some point.
I wanted a sibling when I was younger, but then
now it it doesn't bother me now. Yeah, but when
you're younger, right, like, you could want that friend to
play with and hang out with.

Speaker 5 (01:11:06):
And yeah, I don't know, I see, I never I
didn't know what I was missing because I never had one,
So I don't know that my brothers were gone.

Speaker 2 (01:11:12):
So I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:11:13):
Now my sister says the same thing, because I'm eleven
years older than her. My mom at one point was like, hey,
I should have had three, and my dad was like, well,
when the hell were you gonna tell me? So my
sister said she felt like an only child because my
brother and I were so much older and we were
never around. So she said it felt like the same
thing to her. I mean, now we're closed, but back
then it was different, you know.

Speaker 5 (01:11:34):
I interested I love this text because I think it
says a lot about only children. I wonder if I
hadn't been an only child, I wouldn't I would have
been less of a TV junkie growing up. So I
know that TV was my babysitter. I mean I would
get home from school and I'd be by myself, and
it was TV, you know. And so that's why I'm

(01:11:54):
such a student of those old school shows.

Speaker 10 (01:11:57):
Right.

Speaker 5 (01:11:58):
I don't know, But I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:12:01):
The closest I ever came to it was when my
sister went to college and it was just me and
my parents, and I just thought, well, this is hell,
right she was mack home. Yeah, but aside from that,
always had her.

Speaker 5 (01:12:12):
It was Haley. Was it hell when your sister went
to college? What was wrong with you and your parents?

Speaker 4 (01:12:16):
Because all the attention went from being split between the
two of us to now just on me and not
just on me, but like, oh my god, you.

Speaker 3 (01:12:24):
Can never leave.

Speaker 4 (01:12:25):
This is so horrible without your sister. Where they smothered
the hell out of me. It was just crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:12:30):
That's what happens.

Speaker 5 (01:12:31):
Let's go to a couple of calls line nineteen Frank
from Philly loved being an only child.

Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
Hey Frank, how are you?

Speaker 10 (01:12:38):
Hey?

Speaker 12 (01:12:38):
A was out?

Speaker 17 (01:12:39):
How are you doing today?

Speaker 5 (01:12:41):
His name isn't Frank, it's Frank from Philly. We got
to make that very close. Okay, so you were an
only child and you loved it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:47):
Why is that?

Speaker 17 (01:12:49):
It was just the best time growing up. My best
friend lived two doors away from me. I had all
growing up.

Speaker 10 (01:12:56):
It was just the best time ever. You know.

Speaker 5 (01:13:00):
We just gotta we gotta text over those houses. We
just got a Texas as as a kindergarten teacher. Only
children stink?

Speaker 12 (01:13:08):
Why is that.

Speaker 2 (01:13:10):
I want. I wonder if you were like a little.

Speaker 5 (01:13:12):
Rough when it came to teachers at school versus kids
that had other kids in their lives.

Speaker 10 (01:13:18):
Was fine.

Speaker 11 (01:13:20):
We were fine.

Speaker 17 (01:13:20):
My best friend actually had the same name as me,
so we were always playing around with the teachers growing up.
We were the same classes.

Speaker 12 (01:13:29):
It was great.

Speaker 5 (01:13:30):
So that was as close to having a sibling as
you you wanted. The friend two doors down named Frank
from Philly as.

Speaker 2 (01:13:36):
Well, there you go.

Speaker 10 (01:13:37):
Yeah, it was great.

Speaker 2 (01:13:39):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (01:13:40):
So if you had a sibling, then you probably would
have had to share Frank down the street as a friend, right,
That could have They could have been problems.

Speaker 17 (01:13:48):
Probably because we were around the same age.

Speaker 14 (01:13:51):
M m.

Speaker 17 (01:13:52):
Yeah, we were like only a few months apart, so
we shared the same thing, the same experiences. Know, like
we were hanging out since we were I'm sorry, we
were over each other's houses.

Speaker 2 (01:14:05):
All the time, all right, gotcha? All right? Frank?

Speaker 10 (01:14:08):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (01:14:08):
Frank.

Speaker 5 (01:14:09):
Love and still loves to this day, being an only child.
It still hasn't gone away, has it? You still love it?

Speaker 17 (01:14:14):
I still love it to this day. We are still
the best of friends. I'm you're best man. I was
best man at his wedding.

Speaker 2 (01:14:21):
It was great.

Speaker 5 (01:14:22):
Sounds like he sounds like he's as close to a
brother as you need it.

Speaker 2 (01:14:24):
All right, thank you, Frank.

Speaker 5 (01:14:25):
Moving to twenty one, it's Julia hated being an only child,
despised it really, is that true?

Speaker 2 (01:14:33):
Yeah, it was good morning, good morning.

Speaker 3 (01:14:35):
It was really it was pretty lonely.

Speaker 19 (01:14:38):
I definitely had some good friends and that was helpful,
but honestly, as an adult, it's kind of even worse
because it's you don't have people to go to when
you have things going on with like your parents or
things like that that anybody else wouldn't quite understand.

Speaker 5 (01:14:55):
I wonder and if I wonder if you guys are
thinking the same thing being a little girl and being
an only child versus being a little boy and being
an only child. I wonder if there's a difference, Like
you you dependent on others for different reasons. I don't know,
I'm just kind of wondering whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:15:10):
Yeah, it could be.

Speaker 19 (01:15:11):
I mean I definitely felt like I wanted to have
like really really close like girlfriends and things like that,
and so not having siblings kind of made it hard
sometimes for that.

Speaker 5 (01:15:21):
Yeah, all right, all right, well listen, Julia, thank you
for listening to us, and uh, you love you more,
love you more.

Speaker 10 (01:15:29):
You know.

Speaker 5 (01:15:29):
Deanna, who works here with us, says she's an only child,
but she was also a child of divorced parents, so
she had to go back and forth between houses by herself.
And so having, you know, parents who divorced, it probably
is great having a sibling so you can go through
that with them. You know, I don't know. I love

(01:15:52):
being an only child. Spoiled rotten. Yeah, my old older
brother's out of the house.

Speaker 11 (01:15:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:15:59):
My parents they got all of their heavy parenting out
on them. So when I was a kid, they were like, yeah,
stay out all night.

Speaker 2 (01:16:04):
Who cans?

Speaker 6 (01:16:04):
Oh my gosh, that's what happens like the first kid.
You have all these rules blah blah blah. By the
time they keeps gutting, you know, down the line, it's like, oh, sure,
don't come home. That's what it's like.

Speaker 5 (01:16:16):
Exactly great, go ahead, eat your dinner off the floor.

Speaker 2 (01:16:18):
We don't care.

Speaker 5 (01:16:20):
One more call from Morgan line nineteen. Hello Morgan, Hi,
only child or siblings? Which one?

Speaker 10 (01:16:29):
I have two siblings?

Speaker 5 (01:16:30):
Okay, so what about this conversations hitting a nerve with you?

Speaker 11 (01:16:35):
So I am a kindergarten teacher and a lot of
kids that come into kindergarten it's their first time in
school ever. And if they're an only child, it makes
it really hard for them because their world home revolves
around them, and then when they come to school they
have to share it with twenty thirty kids.

Speaker 10 (01:16:53):
Oh the attention.

Speaker 11 (01:16:54):
So it makes it really hard for the teacher. We
like when they have siblings because they have kids the
up with and kids to build those social skills with. Yeah,
so the comes to kindergarten, they have those foundations already.

Speaker 2 (01:17:09):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (01:17:10):
Something great for parents to know if you have a child,
an only child, sending them to kindergarten, to school they
needed you need to have them playing with other kids.
All right, Well, thank you very much, Morgan.

Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
I love it.

Speaker 5 (01:17:22):
On the other hand, I went to school with this
family that had seven kids, and so I mean it
was they had to run like a military camp there
because I mean when it came time for dinner, I
mean they had to like they line them up in
order of age and then you know, the older ones
went first, And I mean they had to have a
house like that, hyper organized, otherwise the wheels would fall

(01:17:45):
off the wagon. You know, it's like, whoa and.

Speaker 2 (01:17:48):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (01:17:50):
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Speaker 2 (01:17:52):
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(01:18:18):
so I'm going on this list. They're saying the most
underrated skills that everyone should learn, and I agree. I
think it's time for some education here. First of all,
first aid, you need to know CPR in the Heimlich. Yeah,
I know that Nate is Nate the only one on
the show that knows how to do all that stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:18:40):
I took the class, but I don't feel like I remember.

Speaker 4 (01:18:42):
I know how to do it.

Speaker 5 (01:18:44):
You know how to do the Heimlich and the cd CPR.

Speaker 4 (01:18:47):
Too, And the thing that throws me off is how
hard you have to do it. That's what I'm always like, Oh,
I'm gonna hurt them, But I guess that's you know
better than well.

Speaker 5 (01:18:54):
I practiced on Nate and broke his Sternham.

Speaker 4 (01:18:56):
Okay, worry about snapping off that liloid process exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:19:01):
But I heard that if you break this sturnam, you've
done it correctly.

Speaker 2 (01:19:04):
That's correct.

Speaker 5 (01:19:05):
Yeah, okay, so I feel like I do the good job. Okay,
this is one I'm okay with underrated skills. Everyone should
learn how to swim, Yeah for sure. Yeah, I mean
that's a life skill, right, Diamond learned a few years ago.

Speaker 4 (01:19:18):
Who Diamond's Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:19:22):
Does she?

Speaker 5 (01:19:22):
Is she practicing?

Speaker 4 (01:19:23):
I don't know she has practiced, Diamond. Have you been
practicing how to swim?

Speaker 11 (01:19:27):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:19:27):
I haven't.

Speaker 5 (01:19:29):
Diamond is very buoyant.

Speaker 2 (01:19:31):
All right.

Speaker 5 (01:19:32):
Another life skill you need to learn cooking. I mean,
you save money by cooking your own meals. You can
actually eat healthier if you control what's going into your meals.
Cooking is something a lot of people are afraid to
do it because they burn everything. You gotta practice. Oh
here's when I'm failing at basic home and car maintenance anyone.

Speaker 4 (01:19:52):
Oh my god, I don't know anything about cars.

Speaker 5 (01:19:54):
That's a froggy thing. Maybe go on YouTube you'll learn
how to do whatever you need to do.

Speaker 2 (01:19:59):
What could my god.

Speaker 18 (01:20:03):
On the wall wrong?

Speaker 5 (01:20:06):
I mean, can't you just call a flatbad they come
pick it up?

Speaker 6 (01:20:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:20:10):
You know how expensive that is? Oh my god, triple a.

Speaker 5 (01:20:14):
Also now i'm arp I'm an aar pea.

Speaker 2 (01:20:18):
Anyway, How do unclog a toilet? I know how to
do that?

Speaker 6 (01:20:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:20:22):
Yeah, and also I must add something to do that,
and how not to clog a toilet. The things you
should not be putting down a toilet hole. We should
learn that. Okay, how about sewing? Who can sew a
button on a shirt?

Speaker 16 (01:20:37):
Here?

Speaker 6 (01:20:37):
If I needed to, I could do it.

Speaker 4 (01:20:39):
Yeah, I can do it. I just don't know that
it'll be very good.

Speaker 5 (01:20:42):
It'll like dangle off, swing back and forth.

Speaker 6 (01:20:45):
Usually I just bring it over to my mom's house
and the mom you fix this for me, please.

Speaker 5 (01:20:50):
Another underrated skill, everyone should learn spelling, Okay, definitely. You
know the thing is is with our phones. I mean
it spells for us. So if ever, god forbid, you're
in a situation where you need to spell a word,
you don't want.

Speaker 2 (01:21:03):
To be in that situation.

Speaker 4 (01:21:04):
Yeah, but every now and then autocorrect has you looking
like an idiot. Oh yeah, every now and then.

Speaker 5 (01:21:09):
How to read a nutrition label?

Speaker 4 (01:21:13):
Yeah, yeah, okay, didn't we we learned that in health class.
I feel like no.

Speaker 5 (01:21:21):
Health class was how many years ago? But people need
maybe to brush up on that. How to safely operate
a firearm.

Speaker 4 (01:21:27):
Yeah, okay, I don't want to.

Speaker 5 (01:21:29):
Know that I can operate one not safely.

Speaker 6 (01:21:32):
Oh god, I don't want to touch I don't scare
the hell out of me. I don't want to touch it.
I don't want to be near it.

Speaker 9 (01:21:37):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:21:37):
I almost blew a hole in my foot long ago. Yes, uh,
and okay, here's an interesting one. And this is one
I really think I should learn to brush up on
whatever underrated skills that you should learn. How to tell
an interesting story?

Speaker 1 (01:21:50):
Yes, Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (01:21:52):
I feel like so many people need help just landing
the plane. You circle, circle, circle, land. It's it's important
to just be able to get it down to a sentensus.

Speaker 2 (01:22:02):
You're right.

Speaker 5 (01:22:03):
My dad was like a master storyteller, and they were
always funny, you know, interesting jokey stories. But rather than
doing a riddle, he would tell a story and he
was always good. And every time I tried to tell
the story, and he looked at me like oh god, Well,
what other life skills should we be knowing, Nate?

Speaker 2 (01:22:22):
I think knowing how to invest?

Speaker 12 (01:22:24):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:22:24):
Oh god, yeah, I mean I feel like if I
was to learn one thing twenty five thirty years ago,
it would have been that, because your whole future really
kind of depends on it one way, shape or form,
h without doubt.

Speaker 5 (01:22:37):
And there's such a big difference between income and wealth, right,
so you know you have to learn to make your money.

Speaker 2 (01:22:42):
Work for you.

Speaker 4 (01:22:43):
Definitely, what did I hear the other day?

Speaker 5 (01:22:45):
Every dollar that you earn at work should turn into
an employee of yours that goes to work to make
more money for you. That's kind of a weird way
of looking at it, but scary. What life skill do
you think we should all be learning.

Speaker 9 (01:22:58):
I think we should learn how to get our way
by being mastering the art of persuasion, like actually trying
to persuade people into thinking the way you think.

Speaker 2 (01:23:08):
Trickery, not trickery, not manipulation.

Speaker 10 (01:23:12):
Right.

Speaker 5 (01:23:13):
No, But let's say you have a goal you want
achieve some Okay, may I help you? May It's negotiation negotiation.

Speaker 2 (01:23:20):
There you go, the power negotiation that.

Speaker 5 (01:23:23):
Right, This goes back to the conversation bart the way
I get them to do something I want them to
do and they don't want to do it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:32):
I have an end goal in mind, I know, but.

Speaker 5 (01:23:35):
You know, but you know, speaking to them outside the
window of your white van should not count.

Speaker 2 (01:23:42):
Danielle, what do you think? I mean?

Speaker 5 (01:23:43):
Look, I mean you have kids, I mean you have
a full life. Obviously you have had to learn some skills.

Speaker 6 (01:23:48):
I really think, like managing your money is like so important,
Like Nate was saying, I wish they would teach that
in class instead of some of the stupid things that
they teach, like this is what you're really gonna need
to figure that stuff out so that you're not broke
or you know, you don't spend more than you have
and stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:24:04):
Like that, right, and stressing the importance of saving money
and investing in your mind. Well, okay, finally, Gandhi, what
do you think?

Speaker 4 (01:24:10):
I think conflict resolution is huge. I think so many
people get into little things that they think are really
bad just because it's a conflict. But conflict is not
always bad. It often leads to solutions. People just need
to understand how to deal with it and navigate through that.
And I think a lot of people will have a
tough time with that one.

Speaker 10 (01:24:28):
I know, I do.

Speaker 2 (01:24:28):
Amen, No, I don't.

Speaker 5 (01:24:32):
See there I go again. All right, all right's okay,
we have a list. We have a list of like
thirteen things we need to brush up on. We'll get
working on it, all right. So I want to talk
about something kind of serious. I have a friend who
has another family member who received a phone call on
her phone and it was a man on the other

(01:24:54):
side saying that he was holding another member of their
family hostage and they were abusing this person, physically abusing
them and if they didn't send money immediately, they would continue,
all right. So total in shock, didn't know what to do,

(01:25:15):
just kind of froze, and then said, well, wait, how
do I know you definitely have this person? And then
they gave this person on the phone they gave from
my family that I know, a piece of really private
information that no one else would know. So okay, sent

(01:25:36):
the money when in very traumatic, right, And then they
couldn't find this person from the family for a while.
Then they showed up. They were just you know, out
of touch. So it was a total scam, right, And
then got to talking with another friend about scamming that's

(01:25:56):
going on with AI. The voice of people they knew
were calling them saying I need money now, and so
without question they would send it. Finding out later they
never called, but someone somewhere got their voice. Somehow. It
happened several times. There's a person here in New York

(01:26:17):
City who was built out of over a million dollars
from her savings because someone used AI voice and sent
them a message. So, as we sit here with our
voices on the radio every day, never ever trust anything
or anyone ever.

Speaker 2 (01:26:38):
That tries to threaten you.

Speaker 4 (01:26:39):
It's so scary how reality is just becoming blurred. You
can't trust things you see, You can't trust something you hear.
Those used to be the reliable sources. Oh, I'm hearing
it with my own ears. Trust be my family member.
I'm seeing it with my own eyes.

Speaker 6 (01:26:52):
And you're going to do anything you can to help
a family member, right, exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:26:56):
Exactly, And keep in mind talking about us talking every
day evere time you pick up your phone and have
a conversation with someone, they could record it, and that
is your that is your voice. They have yikes, and
it's it's phone quality. But if you get a phone call,
phone quality you won't be able to tell the difference.
So you know, we're living in this world, and you know,

(01:27:17):
rather than just cover it up and ignore it, you
need to be aware of it for sure. That's why
you know, I never pick up I never pick up
a phone call that I don't recognize the number with
we're company, And I rarely pick up phone calls from
people that I know. But that's another story. But that's
the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:27:35):
Though.

Speaker 5 (01:27:35):
People can use your friend's numbers and it'll look like
they're calling you and it's not really them. So this
is the world we're living in right now. And until
electronic companies, until digital companies figure out how to control it,
we're all kind of swimming in a dark ocean here.

Speaker 4 (01:27:51):
Yeah, and especially with social media, people post so much
personal information like a family member's secret little nickname or
whatever it would be. A I can get all of
that and put stuff together. Regular scammers can get all
of that and put it together. You says to be
so careful, But what is a solution to that?

Speaker 5 (01:28:09):
Well, like I said, other than legislation and these companies
did digital companies catching up and figuring out how to
how to fix it? Safe words, that's a good idea.

Speaker 6 (01:28:21):
Ida.

Speaker 5 (01:28:21):
You know, I have some friends from way back who
who's whose parents were very, very involved, very high up
the chain when it comes to federal.

Speaker 2 (01:28:32):
Policing, we'll put it that way.

Speaker 5 (01:28:34):
And there was always a chance that they could be exploited,
and so they had family safe words, and you don't
share them with anyone. Only your family knows them. So
let's say, you know, I get a call from Gandhi.
She says, Elvis, help me.

Speaker 2 (01:28:47):
I need money.

Speaker 5 (01:28:48):
Now, I'm like, oh really, And if she uses that
safe word in her conversation, Oh no, it's it's real.
The safe word. You use it in case you're in trouble,
you know, and never divulge it to anyone other than
people in your family, or your closest person in your family,
or with your family. It's a scary world. And another

(01:29:08):
thing that came out of this conversation is, well, after
I heard about what happened, the people who got the
call said that their other family member was kidnapped and
being beaten, did not did.

Speaker 2 (01:29:20):
Not report it to the police. And I'm like, well
why not.

Speaker 5 (01:29:24):
We just want to trauma to end and there's nothing
they can do.

Speaker 4 (01:29:27):
I don't know though, I think if you report it
to the police, if they get enough, maybe people will
start taking some action, or there will be legislation put
in place or ways that you can track this stuff
that they might work on a little bit more.

Speaker 2 (01:29:37):
That's what I'm thinking.

Speaker 4 (01:29:38):
Oh, it's happening.

Speaker 5 (01:29:39):
You know, if more of these numbers are reported, then
you have the number of cases that are floating around,
then you're right call to action.

Speaker 2 (01:29:48):
But just be careful.

Speaker 5 (01:29:50):
You know, this has been going on, especially against the
elderly for so many years. Getting in touch with them
asking for their social Security number, they just give it
to you. They they don't think think about well it's
on computers now and now people know your name. People
can take everything from you. You just got to be careful.
And that's that also, and that will all not always work,

(01:30:12):
I guess.

Speaker 6 (01:30:13):
Yeah, it's just so crazy. The world that we live
in is so crazy as it is. We just need
extra stuff coming our way, let's go. I mean, so,
I when does it stop?

Speaker 5 (01:30:24):
Well, it doesn't, it doesn't. You just have to find
new ways to combat it.

Speaker 2 (01:30:28):
And uh, that's it.

Speaker 5 (01:30:30):
Thinking smart, having conversations with your parents and your grandparents
and your kids and everyone, having conversations with each other
about what's going on. I mean, it's not a fun conversation.
I mean, none of us are having a slam bang
time in here talking about this, But it's something that
should be in the dialogue with everyone, right, Scotty, what's up?

Speaker 18 (01:30:52):
Yeah, I've been having a problem with Instagram lately. There
are dozens and dozens of fake Instagram account with my
picture and my kids pictures, and whoever is reaching out
to these women are telling them all kinds of stories
about the kids needing operations, this and that. One woman
got scammed out of seventy thousand dollars just three or
four weeks ago because she found the real me and

(01:31:14):
was like, oh my god, am I not talking to you.
I'm like nah, And it's a big, big problem, and
nobody wants to do anything about it.

Speaker 4 (01:31:21):
That's crazy.

Speaker 18 (01:31:22):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:31:23):
It happens constantly. Yeah, it does.

Speaker 5 (01:31:27):
So you know the offers it's too good, good to
be true.

Speaker 2 (01:31:30):
It does go with that, you know.

Speaker 5 (01:31:33):
I remember when we got those stupid emails. I'm the
prince of where whatever. If you send me five hundred dollars,
I'll send you five hundred million dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:31:41):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (01:31:43):
I remember when I got my first email like that
and I actually sent it to my turn.

Speaker 2 (01:31:47):
Is this real?

Speaker 5 (01:31:48):
He's like, are you fing crazy?

Speaker 2 (01:31:51):
I'm like, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:31:52):
It's when they first started, right, and I'm like, well,
I don't know. This person seems to need some need
some help. I'm ah, yeah, wake up, Elvis good.

Speaker 6 (01:32:02):
The elderly two are very prone to doing. I remember
back in the day when people would come to the
door and my grandmother would just give everybody money, and
my mother go, what are you doing? Stop giving everybody
money that comes to the door, who is like selling
something or promoting something, you know, And now they get
you on your phones with the scams.

Speaker 5 (01:32:19):
I mean, well, with AI taking over, it's it's gonna
get worse, and it's gonna it's gonna get worse in
new ways that we haven't quite wrapped our head around yet.
But starting out right now, just knowing that it's going on,
you know, just just beware.

Speaker 11 (01:32:37):
That's it.

Speaker 5 (01:32:38):
That's all.

Speaker 2 (01:32:39):
Uh, what's up? Scary.

Speaker 9 (01:32:40):
I remember the time that some scam artists contacted me
and said that they have footage into my webcam and
they said that I was doing salacious things to porn
videos and that they were gonna.

Speaker 2 (01:32:51):
Release it, and and and then I was like, I
freaked out. I contacted everyone.

Speaker 5 (01:32:55):
Of course you did, because you know exactly what you
were doing something not telling anything.

Speaker 11 (01:33:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:33:01):
All you do is you take that text of the email,
you put it into Google search.

Speaker 10 (01:33:04):
Yeah, and you see that.

Speaker 5 (01:33:05):
That's how you got this what we all got the
same thing. And I sent them five thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:33:13):
But mine scared me because it was just after I
had visited my JO station.

Speaker 5 (01:33:17):
So okay, okay, thank you Nick. All right with that,
With that said, with that said, just be careful, seriously,
we're done. Be careful and have this conversation with everyone
that you love and trust.

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