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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Fine Els.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Morning Show. Okay, you know what I think one of
us should do. What's that get our phlippotomy license?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Nobody so, Well, we'll be scotty so that the next
time somebody has to.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Have their blood drawn in this room, one of us
can just do it.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
We don't have to wait until ten eleven.
Speaker 5 (00:32):
Yeah, noon, I volunteer.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Okay, I'll do it. Fine.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
I would love to get a new license at something amazing.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
To get that that rubber band.
Speaker 5 (00:41):
Yeah, you don't know how to spy the vein.
Speaker 6 (00:44):
I know because my sister when she was doing all
of her rounds with like you know, med school and
all that kind of stuff, she would test me for
which vase scary?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
I got a juicy one?
Speaker 5 (00:56):
That that one that as an important as spongy. Let's
stop making a fish. Oh yeah, that would be a
good one. That's a good one.
Speaker 7 (01:02):
That's the one that.
Speaker 8 (01:05):
So they always go to this specific.
Speaker 9 (01:06):
Vein, A nice one.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Hang it right there, right?
Speaker 7 (01:11):
You think we're going to be able to keep vials
of blood around without anything happening to them.
Speaker 6 (01:18):
You're not supposed to do risks, really, but that one's fungy.
Speaker 9 (01:23):
I feel it, you can feel it.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
This is the one they always use.
Speaker 8 (01:29):
I'm sweating, I'm turning you guys off.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
So when I do a lot of stuff with Lincoln Tech, right,
So I was one one day, I was there and
they were like, oh, they're all they're all practicing taking blood.
So this one girl was like, I've never done it before,
and they were like, would you mind being her first?
Speaker 9 (01:47):
And so I actually was this girl's first.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
She was awesome because it was her first time, so
she was trying to be so careful.
Speaker 9 (01:58):
I didn't even feel It's amazing.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I feel like sometimes when they've done it for so long,
they just like take your risks, flap you on the thing.
Speaker 10 (02:07):
I have a vasovasal reaction vas bagel vaso bagel reaction,
bagel what is itagelagel reaction, which is basically a physical
reaction to the taking of the blood.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
It's not in my head, it's not the it's not
queasy from seeing blood.
Speaker 8 (02:26):
I don't care.
Speaker 10 (02:27):
But once they take it, all of a sudden, my
heart rate slows down a lot and I start seeing
like white, like you know, the white noise in my
in my eye, Like really, yeah, I dialog, and I
and I kind of tos my breath a little bit,
and I and I want to pass out. Every time
(02:48):
I get my blood drawn, I have to. I tell
them about this vasovagel. So they have a giant I
have a giant cup of water there, And sure enough,
within maybe two minutes after the blood is drawn, it
starts coming over me. I lay down a big couple
of gulps of water and I just relax and I
stare and I take deep breaths and it has to
(03:10):
pass for five minutes before I can get it. Man, Wow,
that's vagel bagel. But wait a second, that's the bottomist
thing and the license.
Speaker 11 (03:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Don't you need to.
Speaker 10 (03:21):
Have Don't you need to like do more than that
and go to like med school or no.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
To be a bottomist. I don't think you need to
go to med school just to draw blood.
Speaker 10 (03:28):
So it's being a positive becoming a notary public.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
It's the same thing.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
It's a very look, it's a very simple course. A
lot of you could probably become one in a weekly.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
It's not that involved. Do they pay?
Speaker 9 (03:41):
Okay, that's scary.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
I don't think that is much as like nurses or
things like that. I don't think it's a very involved course.
So you know, you can get one of those licenses
pretty quick. I know we should, Scottie B.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
What would you feel about doing that?
Speaker 8 (03:54):
I don't want any part of this. I'm getting queasy now.
Speaker 7 (03:56):
A thousand dollars tuition? Uh, and you can get your your.
Speaker 8 (04:00):
Like anytime I go into quest, I'm like, listen, I'm
a giant baby.
Speaker 9 (04:03):
I love est.
Speaker 8 (04:04):
I'm probably going to pass out and they're like, okay,
one of these, you know, but they're always usually as
long as I don't look, I'm okay. Yeah, and a
really good one you won't even feel it.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (04:14):
They're quick on their hands though, too, because I had
mine done on Friday and it was just like four
vials in a matter of like fifteen seconds.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yeah, the vials, they pass them back and forth. Doesn't
your sister do like she.
Speaker 6 (04:26):
Moonlights and she doesn't does insurance exams for people on
the weekend. Yeah, gets their blood and.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
I can't.
Speaker 7 (04:34):
I got to see the white light, go to the
white light, to the light.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Got in my head.
Speaker 10 (04:38):
Nods as bad as Scotty on this, but you got
you talking about it and like the blood and the
vials and the m starting to get the only.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Time I've ever had a bezo bagel response, and Scotty's
going to pass out to you.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
You remember this cancer star?
Speaker 9 (04:54):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
So they use what's called a running stitch, so they
use the same thread all the way through the whole incision.
Speaker 9 (05:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
So when they went to take the stitches out, or
the stitch rather instead of like trimming it and pulling
it through the holes, she just kept pulling it like
it was a shoelace. And so towards the end she's
pulling this.
Speaker 9 (05:15):
Okay, how many.
Speaker 7 (05:19):
Scary we get water ready for scary?
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Waking up on the floor and they're handing me apple tude.
Speaker 10 (05:24):
And I definitely lost listeners and viewers on this podcast.
Speaker 9 (05:28):
But it's very dangerous for full Bottom.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
It's because I go to the I'm going to shout
out my girls at the Quest Diagnostics in Hackensack, New Jersey.
Speaker 9 (05:35):
Because that's where I go all the time. They're the best.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I walked in the other day because you know, because
of my thyroid stuff, I have to get blood taken
up all the time, Like you know, every couple of months,
I walk in the other day and I hear some
kid screaming his head off from behind the door, and
I'm thinking, boy, that will make anybody sitting in the
waiting room go, oh, I'm gone.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
I look out right.
Speaker 9 (05:55):
I opened the door afterwards, and the poor women are like,
he just kicked us, You just smacked me?
Speaker 5 (06:01):
He just whatever.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
They were so angry, and you know, there was nothing
they could do. They had to try and get the blood.
They were like, we didn't know. So they go through
a lot, especially with kids, because the kids are scared
and they don't know what to expect, you know side
of it.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Okay, so you're gone to your five foot one, yes,
one hundred and fifteen pounds.
Speaker 11 (06:20):
Oh my god, that's so generous, and you have a
two hundred and fifty pound guy all of a sudden
just go and just pass out and fall it Like,
what do you do?
Speaker 5 (06:31):
I can scream for someone. Hey.
Speaker 8 (06:35):
There was a time that I couldn't finish. I'm like,
you got you gotta stop. And I made them take
it out and they didn't get everything they needed.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
I couldn get all this waste there there.
Speaker 8 (06:42):
He got hurt and hurt.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Do you close your eyes or what do you do.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (06:46):
I closed my eyes and I shake and I just
look the other way. But I just it was I
it was hurting, and I'm like, you got to stop.
I can't do it anymore. And I would have ripped
it out if they didn't, and I just had to leave.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
I couldn't do it. Would they have to restrain you?
You know something?
Speaker 7 (07:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (07:01):
Yeah, can that happened to you? It's I know, because
I need to get up sometime I can't. But I
also I have to sit there like five or ten
minutes when they're done. They need the room. But I'm like,
I got to sit and drink water.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Oh my god, princesses, don't you do You don't bring
a snack with you.
Speaker 9 (07:17):
I always bring a snack.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
I have it right after.
Speaker 9 (07:20):
Well, right, did they take your blood?
Speaker 8 (07:21):
You eat like a there's a bagel place next door.
I go get a bit.
Speaker 9 (07:24):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
They always hospitalize.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Yeah I was hospital.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
You were hospital.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
You come and take your blood like every twelve hours.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
Oh, you would have seen my arms at the end
of it. I was.
Speaker 6 (07:33):
I was actually very thankful that I got a pickline,
which is a horrible.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
Awful process. But they could just end.
Speaker 6 (07:39):
Up pulling the blood from the pickline instead of like
jabbing me every time.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
That was great.
Speaker 8 (07:45):
A couple of ivs are the worst. I can't because
that thing is always in you.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
When I had the second stroke, I was in the
hospital forard that three weeks, and so the they have
to always have two IV sights in case one fails.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
So the one they had like almost on my elbow and.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
It kept rubbing against the bone and so the site
became infected.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
That's it. Like it wasn't but like.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
It actually start seeing every blood vessel become infected and
it looked like a zombie.
Speaker 7 (08:21):
It was like a Marvel character.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
And it really really really hurt.
Speaker 8 (08:26):
And yeah, you know there's sometimes when I'm driving home
and I'm listening to whatever station I'm listening to, and
they were in a commercial. I always passed out because
I goes, do you have bone on bone in your knee?
And I'm like, oh, and I just think about it.
I'm like start getting in my car.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
Let me tell you this. When I do you know
what a pick line is?
Speaker 8 (08:43):
You talked about it and I don't want to hear describe.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Google is right.
Speaker 6 (08:47):
It's they put a little tube basically from her arm,
a vein in your arm, they sneak.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
It up through all the way to your heart.
Speaker 6 (08:54):
Come on, now they ride awake so that you have
this thing, by the way, life saving.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
It's amazing.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
You have to be really really careful with them because
they can get infected. But when they do it without
really any anesthesia, they just put in so you can
feel the whole thing like crawl into your body. When
they pull it out, they literally just yanke that it
was like and you feel it again.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
I was like, whoa, this is crazy.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
I think the only thing possibly worse than that. So
when I had to open art surgery, they have two
she's done in your chest cavity, draining the fluid.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
It's like two or three.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Days after and then the physicians assistant comes and says, okay,
I'm gonna remove the tubes that are draining your chest.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
She goes on the counter. Three, I want you to
take a deep breath.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
One, two, and all of a sudden, she pulls out.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
I swear to god, the tubes were this long.
Speaker 9 (09:52):
And when they pull them out, it feels so weird.
When they pull that stuff out.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Here up into my chest, like that was inside of me.
Speaker 10 (10:00):
That is he done yet, I made you, guys, I've
turned the.
Speaker 7 (10:09):
Other what's worse that or the catheter?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
That? By far?
Speaker 4 (10:14):
That the catheter I'll take any day when I can
come back.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
You can you can't. Okay, we're done.
Speaker 9 (10:19):
We're talking about poop now.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
I think what's funny about the whole thing? Is it scary?
Like it's not in my head, it's only physical.
Speaker 7 (10:26):
He's in his head's in his head by covering his ears.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
No, because you guys have to go the extra mile.
You know, you guys have to start.
Speaker 7 (10:36):
You have standards.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
All of a sudden, you have to go in depth.
Speaker 10 (10:39):
We don't need People have computers in their pockets. If
they want to know these things, they can google them.
Speaker 8 (10:44):
Here's the thing that I will say, which is kind
of weird, because like when my daughter was bleeding, I
was able to help her, Thank god, you know, No,
I was its flight or fight. I don't know what
kind of mental thing it is, but I guess when
it's when it's something that I have to do, I
can do it. Does that make sense?
Speaker 6 (11:01):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (11:01):
Good, that's very good.
Speaker 7 (11:02):
Would you be able to do it for any of
us in here? If we're bleeding?
Speaker 8 (11:05):
I don't I don't know. Probably, I guess probably.
Speaker 6 (11:08):
I think in an emergency situation, if it was like,
oh my god, I need to put some type of compression.
Speaker 8 (11:13):
I could do the tournique thing. I think I could.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
Yeah, I think you could do it. Yeah, I'm about
scary because.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
Clearly, yeah, you and that vaso bagel.
Speaker 10 (11:25):
Now, the vaseel bagels are the part of it.
Speaker 8 (11:28):
Bagel places should make vasil bagels and they should be read.
It'd be awesome, a.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Million dollar idea here on the hospitals and market. I've
never been so anxious to end the podcast.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Okay, well we're well, will you please film yourself today.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Yourself? I will pay You'll be fine cash on. All right,
and we done.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Fifteen minute morning show