FULL SHOW: The Day We Smelled Our Fingers!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning.

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September. She ain't over yet yet. Sorry, put the Green
Day song away?

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Good morning?

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They Hi, Scary, Hello God, Hello, Daniel? Pretty sure? Sam
is here? There's Scottie Bean. Hello there, Hello, dive back
love you.

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Say the no you ready?

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Here?

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It goes?

Speaker 9 (01:08):
Oh man that where's me out?

Speaker 6 (01:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:12):
It is Wednesday, September eighteenth. It's eighteenth, right, it is
the eighteenth of September. Welcome to today. Welcome to Uh well, hey, Froggy,
what is today? It's Wednesday? Home Day?

Speaker 6 (01:22):
There is.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Hello Jackie. What's going on with you?

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Hello, guys.

Speaker 10 (01:29):
I'm so excited to be on the radio with you.

Speaker 11 (01:31):
Guys.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
We're excited to have you here. How's everything going in
beautiful schuok Kill County? Pa?

Speaker 10 (01:37):
Oh, stayle playbold But I'm actually going into the city,
so work today into New York. I go in like
once a week and I listen to you guys all
the way there every time.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Hell yeah, Now, see when I lived in Philly, we
called it to school. We didn't say school kill. So
how do you say it?

Speaker 10 (01:54):
So I say schoogl We also, as a School County
resident or initially from School County, I say a lot
of us say scook. Just cut it off there.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
I like it. I feel like a local to scook.
Where are you going this week? We can hang it
a skook exactly. Well, so you come into New York City,
are like, what's a week? What do you do that
brings you into our fair little town.

Speaker 10 (02:19):
I'm in merchandising for a huge retail company. So we
go meet with fenders, we see products, we touch things,
we buy things. It's really crazy.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Well, I will tell you I think we have a
chance of rain today in New York City.

Speaker 5 (02:34):
Yeah, my jacket scary.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Give Jackie her forecast.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Yeah, some clouds with some rain developing later today, maybe
later this afternoon.

Speaker 9 (02:44):
You're going to be just fine.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
You're wearing your.

Speaker 5 (02:46):
Boots, you know, says you're going to be just fine.
You're going to blow away. Yeah and yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Thank you for listening to us, Jackie and have a
safe drive in, and I think you can.

Speaker 10 (02:59):
I just say, it's this kind of a legacy show
for me. My mom used to watch this, and I
remember growing up with her listening to the show and
the and the podcast every morning, and I just wanted
to take shut out to my mom. She turned me
onto it. And now I'm old and grown and I
listen to you every morning when I get ready.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Yay, wait, you called us a heritage show.

Speaker 12 (03:18):
Legacy or legacy legacy, legacy?

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Okay, I'll take you other one. Well, listen, thank you,
and I have a safe trip, Jackie. And hey, what
do you have for Jackie? First call her the day.

Speaker 13 (03:27):
On her way she can go on through that Wendy's
drive through for the new breakfast burrito. We got a
fifty dollars Wendy's gift card. Well, thank you, so.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Thank you so much. We're oh my bye. Hold on,
what are you giving her again's gift card? Well, thanks
for calling the barnyard. Hold on one second, Jackie, safe travels.
And there you have it. Someone coming into the city.

(03:55):
Let's clean this place up. We have a guest coming
the luck ow anyway, let's just keep going. He can
I just say something. You guys, there's two of you
in particular in this room that make these noises that
don't aren't natural to your body, like the way you're
talking now and scary is over there, like moaning and
groaning and it's not how you talk.

Speaker 9 (04:16):
Well I know, but I had some saucy nugs yesterday.
So when you said, Wendy, they're like, okay.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
I just think sometimes you make I think you make
noise just to make noise. I don't know, just saying
is it just me?

Speaker 5 (04:30):
I always think what they sound like in bed? If
those are the.

Speaker 9 (04:36):
Is this weird?

Speaker 3 (04:37):
Do you do you do that in bed? Red nugs?
Look at look at those saucy nugs?

Speaker 6 (04:46):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
I don't know. In Nate, I don't even know if
I know your natural voice anymore. I don't know exactly
who knows. All right, Well, that's said. I just wanted
to make an observation. We'll move forward into those things
we need to know from Gandhi. We do have we
have a day, We've got guests. We'll get into that
in a minute. We have one thousand dollars free million
phone tap stuff. All right, what's going on?

Speaker 14 (05:09):
All right, Ohio's Governor, Mike Dwine, is sending the state
patrol to keep an eye on schools in Springfield after
more than thirty bomb threats occurred since last week. The
threats are linked to unfounded allegations that Haitian immigrants are
eating people's pets in the city. Two colleges moved to
virtual learning and two elementary schools were evacuated on Monday.
The threats so far have all been baseless, but troopers
will be dispatched to all seventeen buildings in the local

(05:31):
school district. DeWine said some of the threats are coming
from one particular county, which he declined to name. The
city also canceled a planned arts and culture festival scheduled
for later this month.

Speaker 12 (05:42):
Senator Bernie Sanders says.

Speaker 14 (05:44):
Generic drug makers could sell ozempic for less than one
hundred dollars a month, adding that he received confirmation from
major generic pharmaceutical companies that they could sell cheap copycat
versions of the diabetic drug. The head of the company
that makes ozempic will testify next week before a Senate
comittee chaired by Sanders focusing on US prices of the
popular drug, which we know is also used for weight loss. Currently,

(06:06):
a monthly supply of ozembic costs over nine hundred dollars
in the US if not covered by insurance, and we've
actually heard reports of it costing twelve to fifteen hundred
dollars a month, so they are saying it could come
down drastically.

Speaker 12 (06:18):
And finally, teen.

Speaker 14 (06:19):
Accounts are being rolled out on Instagram. Parent company Meta
Platforms is rolling out the new option with built in protections.
Parents can also limit who can contact their teenage children
and set a timer on their screen time. The feature
is for both new and existing accounts. Current teenage users
will be notified that their profiles will be migrated over
to the teen tier. I'm sure there will be outrage

(06:41):
in the teenage community right now.

Speaker 12 (06:42):
And those are your three things.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
I think I need a timer on my screen time too.

Speaker 12 (06:46):
You can do it. You can set that in your phone,
I know.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
But it's if I can set it, I can unset that.

Speaker 5 (06:50):
That's the problem is. You can't ignore it. You can
just go yeah, no, exactly, exactly.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
Are you ready for your Wednesday?

Speaker 15 (06:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (07:00):
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Speaker 3 (07:32):
Had a little dinner with my straight Nate last night.
We had some friends in from Miami. Went to, uh
have a great, great dinner. It was a good dinner night.
It really, really, really really a lot of sushi.

Speaker 9 (07:49):
You know.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
We went to a Bond Street at Hudson Yards. It
was great. Every every dish was fantastic.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Nice.

Speaker 5 (07:56):
You know where I went last? I went out to
dinner too last.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
Where'd you go?

Speaker 5 (07:59):
I went to? Oh my gosh, where did I go?

Speaker 2 (08:01):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (08:01):
I went to the Grand Lux Cafe.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
I've been there in years.

Speaker 5 (08:04):
And you know what they have that is so good?
The potato cheddar uh spring rolls. When I it's like
a mashed potato inside the spring roll with chea cheese.
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
I love mashed potatoes with a nice crunchy fried outer coating.

Speaker 5 (08:19):
It was so good.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
I would eat forty of those.

Speaker 5 (08:22):
I almost did. It was so good.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
See that's the problem with the Grand Lux Cafes of
the world. And you know they also California Picha Kitchen,
you know the chains. Yeah, they have the best fried food.
Oh yeah, they really do.

Speaker 12 (08:34):
Oh yeah, I went to dinner too.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
Where'd you go?

Speaker 14 (08:37):
I went to the Odeon and I did the thing
that we like to do, which is I ordered an
entree as an appetizer and I split it with my
best friend because I really wanted her to try the
sweet corn ravea.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
The sweet corn rave sweet corn sweet corn season is
almost done.

Speaker 5 (08:50):
I think you should bring it up here then before
it's done, don't there's nothing left? Okay.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
I love last night. Sorry, it was so good. We
love the Odeon anyway, so I'm glad we all went
to dinner. And you know what, then that makes me
want to ask producer Sam that question I asked every day,
what did you have for dinner?

Speaker 12 (09:07):
Last night?

Speaker 11 (09:07):
I went and I got more of the spicy vodka
sauce I was raving about yesterday and I made a
pizza out of it?

Speaker 5 (09:13):
Did you share it with your husband?

Speaker 3 (09:14):
So?

Speaker 5 (09:14):
Finally?

Speaker 15 (09:15):
Good?

Speaker 3 (09:16):
Honestly, no, he can think for himself. I brought straight
and ate some freshly picked corn from the corn field
down the street. Take a bite out of that ear.
I cannot wait exactly, so I had go of you anyway, Froggy,
you did you have a good dinner? What did you
do last night? Actually cooked my own dinner at home
last night?

Speaker 10 (09:35):
Oh good?

Speaker 15 (09:36):
What did you do?

Speaker 3 (09:36):
Did you use the big green egg? I did not.
I used my air fire.

Speaker 16 (09:40):
I cooked chicken sausage, and I had a nice little
Italian tomato salad.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
Nice for you? Look at that, scary you have a
nice dinner last night?

Speaker 9 (09:47):
Would you do? I got me falls from Whole Foods.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
There you go. No one's more Italian than Whole Foods, exactly,
whether pull pete hey? Okay? Horse coopes? Who are we
doing them with?

Speaker 11 (09:57):
Ibu?

Speaker 3 (09:57):
Gandhi gandhi? Okay.

Speaker 14 (09:59):
If you you celebrate a birthday today, you celebrate with
a lot of people whose names start with A. Jay
Jada Pinkett, Smith, James Marson, and Jason Sidakis.

Speaker 12 (10:07):
Happy birthday, everybody.

Speaker 14 (10:08):
Capricorn, expect a busy period ahead while your social life
takes a back seat.

Speaker 12 (10:12):
Your day is an eight.

Speaker 11 (10:13):
Aquarius, take a step back and slow down your mental pace.
Reflection will help you make a more focused decision. Your
day's an eight Pisces.

Speaker 14 (10:20):
Try to see things from other people's perspectives. Empathy will
help you resolve any conflicts.

Speaker 12 (10:25):
Your day is a seven.

Speaker 11 (10:26):
Hey Ari's work will be stable with new responsibilities. Soon
expect a LA's criticism and shifting dynamics.

Speaker 12 (10:32):
Your day's a ten Taurus.

Speaker 14 (10:33):
You'll have a hectic start with eventual clarity. Just get
through the start and you're good to go. Your day
is a nine hey Gemini.

Speaker 11 (10:39):
Paying close attention will improve your relationships and help you
understand others more deeply.

Speaker 14 (10:44):
Your day's a six Cancer. Let others lead you today.
Things have been rough and you can use the load off.
Your day is a five Leo.

Speaker 11 (10:51):
Family is much needed, be it blood relatives or chosen family.

Speaker 12 (10:54):
Make time to bond asap. Your day's a nine Virgo.
Be open to guidance.

Speaker 14 (10:59):
Accept advice from a They can provide new insights and
help you navigate challenges.

Speaker 11 (11:03):
Your day is nine Libra. You gotta be more patient today.
Your calm and steady approach will lead to better outcomes
and less stress. Your day's an eight Scorpio.

Speaker 14 (11:10):
Focus on your own path and avoid getting caught up
in gossip.

Speaker 12 (11:13):
It'll keep you more productive. Your day is a sixth.

Speaker 11 (11:16):
And finally, Sagittarius, put your energy into your priorities. Sharp
focus will help you achieve more.

Speaker 12 (11:21):
And make the most of your time.

Speaker 11 (11:23):
Your day's a seven and those are your Wednesday morning horoscopes.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
I'm fabulous, Danielle, it's all you. Now, what do you
have covied?

Speaker 5 (11:29):
We are talking about Cardi being offset, they are being sued,
and I know what's going to get Elvis to want
to attend the Victorious Secret fashion show.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
Oh, I'm sure it's Subskanchely cloud babes.

Speaker 5 (11:41):
No, it's not this time.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
Okay, I mean so as we speak up here in
beautiful Midtown actually yeah, Midtown, upper west Side, Midtown, Manhattan, Downtown.
Diddy is asleep in his jail cell.

Speaker 5 (11:54):
He's not getting out.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
He's not getting out. Nope, they are holding him done and.

Speaker 5 (11:59):
He offered to pay fifty million dollar bond and they
were like and he said, I'll wear an ankle monitor
and limit my travel and the judge was like, nope, sorry, And.

Speaker 12 (12:08):
They took all his kids passports to including a one
year old.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
Right, yeah, no, one's leaving. No, No one's leaving. Hey,
So how does the bond work. If it's a fifty
million dollar bond, they actually have to give a five million,
like ten percent.

Speaker 17 (12:19):
Well, that's if you use a bail bondsman. You pay
the bail bondsman. I think ten percent, right, and they
cover it. But then you're out that extra ten percent.
If you got the fifty million, you can just give
that to the court.

Speaker 5 (12:30):
Wow, do you have to pay the fifty million like
in order to get out?

Speaker 3 (12:34):
You know, I haven't committed a crime quite that monumental.

Speaker 16 (12:37):
It's it's like Maatee said, you you have to pay
the bond. If you get a bail bondsman, he covers
it and you lose.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
You Okay, So I doubt some bail bondsman downtown in
Chinatown's going to cover this. That's the whole point of
being a bail bondsman. You get that commission basically, and
then you go ahead and you find them if they
I got it, I got it. I never knew how
the system worked. I've been living this clean, chased life.
I don't know how that works.

Speaker 5 (13:01):
Well, I'll give you some more details when Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
Well, my favorite detail is you know they go through
all Diddy's homes, isn't it, and they found like reservoirs
of lube.

Speaker 5 (13:12):
One thousand bottles of baby oil and lubricant.

Speaker 14 (13:16):
Do you order that in bulk or do you just
hit every like CBS and Walgreens that you see it's.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
A busy night. I don't know. Look, you know there's
a lot of sad stories come out of this. I
don't mean to you know what I'm saying. But at
the same time, that's a lot of lube. So much anyway, anyway, Okay,
so let's dig deeper into all of this plus more.
But Danielle on the way, our friend Tommy de Dario
hosts I've never said this before. It's a podcaster where

(13:40):
he interviews our favorite actress and artists. Tommy who's on
the podcast this week?

Speaker 16 (13:45):
Hey, Elvis, I have actor Lucas Bravo on the show,
who is currently starring in the fourth season of Emily
in Paris.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
He is opening up.

Speaker 16 (13:52):
About if his character should have a happily ever after
with Emily.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
You do not want to miss it. I've never said
this before. New episodes every Tuesday. Listen on the iHeartRadio
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Speaker 6 (14:05):
Rate this morning shows us.

Speaker 3 (14:07):
Stay with us. I promise it'll get worse.

Speaker 6 (14:09):
Eli in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
I'm gonna go in and own this day. This day
you own, yes, own it. Come on, wake up, my
little spicy tacoy. Let's get rolling. We're about to get
into Daniel's report. I just read this story in the
New York Post today for real. Did you see what
he said?

Speaker 18 (14:27):
No?

Speaker 3 (14:28):
It was actually a great little quote. He's talking about
celebrities that endorse political candidates. He's like, shut up, no
one cares. So he says, not only does he want
to stay out of politics, Forrell says, he remains happy
quote unquote because he's like, He's like, I'm not going
to say anything into all you celebrities who want to

(14:49):
go out there and make a big deal about politics.
Shut up, No one gives a damn what you say.
Thank you for real? There you go? Where is he?

Speaker 12 (15:00):
Lord?

Speaker 3 (15:00):
It might say, this is why he's happy. He stays
out apologics love that for realm because he's happy.

Speaker 15 (15:16):
Ah.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
Now, let me ask you a question. Now that I
played that song, do you feel a little happier?

Speaker 9 (15:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (15:21):
Definitely in your headphones.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
Is your right ear lower than your left? Hello? Hello?
Now maybe okay, I think I have some hearing loss
going on.

Speaker 12 (15:29):
What if there's a cockroach in your head with eggs?

Speaker 3 (15:33):
Oh my god, laying eggs.

Speaker 12 (15:34):
Let me get in there.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
Something happened today, I know, you know, in the course
of getting ready for the day. You put you you
brush your teeth, you put on the owner. You have
these creams and goots. And there's something on my right
fingers and I cannot not on the left. I cannot
identify this. This smell.

Speaker 5 (15:53):
Smelling my fingers.

Speaker 12 (15:54):
It's so weird to watch all of you sniffing your fingers.
Give me your finger.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
No, I'm not doing because you know I'm saying I
have the I have.

Speaker 5 (16:02):
The fingers smell or is it a.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
Nice kind of chemical smelling scary? You'll smell it.

Speaker 9 (16:08):
I'll smell it.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
Okay, here's my left fingers. No smell at all.

Speaker 9 (16:10):
Right, Okay, now smell this. Oh yeah, that's pungent chemicals.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
I don't know what's going on.

Speaker 5 (16:18):
It could be a hair product.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
I don't know. I think it's I don't know.

Speaker 9 (16:25):
Oh yeah, what is that?

Speaker 3 (16:26):
It smells like an old moisturizer. Yeah, or like an
old baby wipe.

Speaker 9 (16:32):
Oh, well, I don't know what it is old.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
I don't know. I don't have any old any of
the above.

Speaker 12 (16:37):
Well, what all did you touch this morning?

Speaker 3 (16:39):
Let's think I'm going to the list. Look you know,
then this is I'm glad you asked that question. Gandhi,
Have you ever made a list of everything you touch
in the course of a day?

Speaker 12 (16:49):
No?

Speaker 3 (16:49):
Never, See right now, look at what you're touching. You're
touching your computer, you're touching the desk where we're shitting.
Do you know who else is touched that?

Speaker 12 (16:57):
Everybody?

Speaker 3 (16:58):
And this goes back to Gandhi's thought, never ever wear
your shoes in your house, because your shoes, your shoes
have been everywhere and have touched everything that everything else
has touched on that ground, on that sidewalk, all those
dogs that took up, and.

Speaker 12 (17:17):
The bodily fluids that you don't even want to think about.

Speaker 3 (17:19):
There are the backgrounds years of bodily fluids and fluids
from above, mystery liquid all over the sidewalk. And then
you walk through your house and you track them through.

Speaker 14 (17:30):
Oh and when people sit on their bed with their
shoes what so now, your couch with their shoes.

Speaker 12 (17:35):
What I've seen it, I've seen it with my own eyes.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
I would never do it, I screamed.

Speaker 5 (17:40):
Some people put their shoes on their bed. First of all,
that's bad luck, and then it's just disgusting.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
People put their shoes on their kitchen counter anyway. All right,
So I have a weird smell on my right fingers
and I'm losing hearing in my right ear. Something's going
on the right side of my body, is all right, Danielle, Yes,
so much going on? Where do you start?

Speaker 5 (18:01):
We're going to start with Diddy. So he is being
held with alt bail on three charges racketeering, conspiracies, sex
trafficking by force, fraud or coercion, and transportation to engage
in prostitution. Now the judge was not swayed by did
he saying, Hey, I'll pay the fifty million dollar bond,
I'll wear an ankle monitor and I will limit my travel.
And they were like, no, sorry, you're staying in jail.

(18:22):
He is also being accused of forced labor, narcotics offenses, kidnapping, arson, bribery,
obstruction of justice. I mean, the list goes on and
on and on. He allegedly lured women with the promise
of a romantic relationship, and then he forced them to
engage in sex acts with male sex workers at parties
called freak offs, and then Diddy would watch. And then

(18:42):
after the parties, they said that the women would be
so exhausted a lot of them would need IVS to recover.
He controlled them with violence, promising them career opportunities, threatening
to withhold financial support, controlling everything. And then during the
raid in his home earlier this year, they narcotics, firearms,
of course, a thousand bottles of baby oil and lubricant.

(19:04):
I mean, I can't even you guys have seen the
video I've been kicking his then girlfriend Cassie at a
hotel back in twenty sixteen. And then there's a woman
named Christina who is supposedly the gatekeeper, the manipulator in chief,
who would help carry this out, facilitate cover up. So
she's Christina. How disgusting is that? So that's what's going

(19:28):
on there.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
It's guilty as everyone else. Yeah, I guess, I don't know.
We'll find out.

Speaker 5 (19:32):
Yeah, we'll hold it out. Yep, doesn't. Timberlake has added
eight new US dates to the Forget Tomorrow. World tour
of the News shows will take place in Portland, Phoenix,
Austin between January thirteenth and February third, so you can
check when those tickets are going sale. But that's soon, Elvis.
You're gonna want to go to the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show,
and I'm hoping maybe you can get us all tickets

(19:53):
to go together. Oh, Chare is gonna be performing October
fifteenth in New York City.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
I hope she's also modeling.

Speaker 5 (20:04):
I don't know, she might be.

Speaker 12 (20:05):
I know she will also looks good.

Speaker 5 (20:07):
She got a good body.

Speaker 15 (20:07):
She might as well.

Speaker 5 (20:08):
So yeah, so we'll see. But I figured that would
get you in the seats. So this is so cute.
I don't know if you saw this yesterday, but Ed
Sheeran was filming a video in a boat that was
floating down a canal and he saw a young woman
jogging alongside of him. So he greeted her and he said, hey,
you got any requests, and he played for her. I
think we have this out.

Speaker 7 (20:26):
We do.

Speaker 5 (20:27):
Yeah, he's so cute.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
Any requests?

Speaker 15 (20:34):
You just like that.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
He's just so easy going, strumming along any quest.

Speaker 5 (20:58):
And he wants to know if anybody knows who the
on her is, because he'd like to get the point
of view of her video because she was on the
other side recording him.

Speaker 3 (21:05):
You know, I never thanked him for the big penis.

Speaker 5 (21:07):
Oh, next time he comes in, you've got to thank
him for that big penis.

Speaker 12 (21:10):
How does one thank you one?

Speaker 3 (21:11):
Well, I guess that Hallmark has a card for it. Yeah,
thanks for the big penis. Probably just if you're wondering
what I'm talking about. It's a it's a big stone penis. Yeah,
it's like a big statue.

Speaker 5 (21:23):
Yeah, where'd you put it?

Speaker 12 (21:26):
I know where it is?

Speaker 5 (21:27):
I didn't see when I came over.

Speaker 12 (21:30):
I say, word it is, No, where is I don't
even know? In your closet?

Speaker 3 (21:35):
Well, okay, we had some friends coming over and we
had to think it through. You have to think if
you have a big stone penis, yeah, statue. You know
there are some friends that come over. Maybe they don't
need to see that. Yeah, it's in the closet.

Speaker 5 (21:48):
If my mom came over, i'd probably put it away.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
No, if your mom comes over, I'm bringing it out
and I'm gonna put a spotlight on it.

Speaker 5 (21:53):
That's nice. So Donna Kelsey. You know who she is,
Travis and Jason Kelsey's mom. So she already has a
role in the Hallmark Channel holiday movie Holiday Touchdown, a
Cheap's love story, but now she's gonna make another appearance
in another movie. Christmas on Call is another upcoming Hallmark
Channel holiday features So see you right.

Speaker 15 (22:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (22:13):
Cardi being Offset are being sued. It's over their music
video for Cardi's song Like What Carti Is? You know
it's her song, but Offset directed it.

Speaker 3 (22:22):
Now.

Speaker 5 (22:22):
The music video features a very fancy looking mansion in
Beverly Hills. The mansion owner is saying that he was
duped into giving them the mansion. Somebody said, Hey, they
just want to film a TikTok video, and so he
waved his usual short term rental fee, not knowing who
it was. Now he knows who it was. He knows

(22:44):
it was a full video. It's been seen by twenty
seven million people, and he wants thirty five thousand dollars.
So yeah, I don't know. I wonder if he'll get it.

Speaker 12 (22:52):
Seems like jump change to them.

Speaker 5 (22:53):
I know it's not fine. Jennifer Lopez rewind Jennifer Lopez
and Brett Gold You know who he is, Roy Kent
from ted Lasso love him. They are going to be
in the upcoming Netflix rom com Office Romance, and he
is actually co writing the script for it with Joe Kelly.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
So maybe that'll be a good one.

Speaker 5 (23:10):
Then, I hope, so, I hope.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
So she made a good one.

Speaker 5 (23:12):
And what are we watching? The series premiere of The
Golden Bachelorette. You've got the forty seventh season premiere of Survivor,
the season finale of Master Chef, and the series premiere
of Agatha All Along. I actually hosted the premiere last
night of the first two episodes for Disney Plus. I
know so many people are excited about this one. So again,
Agatha All Along Disney Plus tonight. And that is my

(23:33):
Danielle Report.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
Thank you, Danielle.

Speaker 4 (23:35):
Waking Up in the Morning, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show,
Frasier is back.

Speaker 13 (23:40):
Doctor Crane is ready to turn his attention to No
Blue Pursuits giving Back. So stream the new season September nineteenth,
exclusively on Paramount Plus. Head to Paramount plus dot com
to try it for free.

Speaker 6 (23:57):
Bring it to Elvister Ran in the Morning Show, Let's.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
Talk about something that's sort of unique to our show.
Our show is on you know, across the country right
so here in New York and in the Northeast. Every
year about this time, Nabisco puts out these cookies called Malamars.
They come out and around the holiday season every single year.
And I just opened. Let me tell you, these are

(24:20):
right off the line, man, they are so fresh. Danielle,
have one.

Speaker 5 (24:23):
I will have one.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
Yes, so good. Thank you. Doctor Kathy Riley.

Speaker 5 (24:26):
By the way, she knows we love the malamars.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
So somehow she found them before anyone else. But anyway,
so I grew up in Texas. We never heard of
malamars in Texas. It's it's a regional thing.

Speaker 5 (24:37):
Yeah, and you only can get them when it's cooler outside.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
Exactly. They can't shift them because they melts. It's so
have you had one?

Speaker 12 (24:44):
No, you got what's in that?

Speaker 3 (24:46):
And well it's it's like a little Graham Cracker cookie.
Whether it's fluffy marshmallow and chocolate. That's it.

Speaker 5 (24:51):
This is my husband's favorite cookie.

Speaker 3 (24:57):
Take care in Menzeline out just for this.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
The best part is the tech sure, the hard chocolate
shell and then you bite into that pillowy marshmallow.

Speaker 5 (25:04):
The best part is the marshmallow.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
By the way. By the way, they're not a sponsor.
They we sure do make them sound like one. But
my point is this growing up in the South and
growing up anywhere else in the country other than the Northeast,
and I think maybe Florida gets them. Malamars are not
They don't exist. They just don't.

Speaker 5 (25:22):
I didn't even realize that.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
So my question to you out there in Ohio, what
do you get that we don't get? Get buck, Yes,
I'll trade you.

Speaker 12 (25:33):
Oh they're so good.

Speaker 3 (25:34):
I don't know how to ship these things. What Nate see,
I didn't know what a malamar was. I didn't either.
We had pin wheels.

Speaker 13 (25:39):
It's a larger looking at a larger and it's kind
of a spiral shape, but it's basically the same thing.
But I never knew that malamar existed until I moved here.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
A MOONI yeah, moon see Downs. I think you have
moon pie's here too, don't you. I don't know we
had moon pies. We'd have it a moon pie and
an rc cola. I know Froggy's heard of that, Oh yeah,
for sure, yea yeah, moon pine rcy cola was.

Speaker 12 (26:01):
A thing Nashville have moonpies.

Speaker 3 (26:03):
Yeah. Yeah, in the South, that was a Southern thing.
But we didn't have malamars, Froggy, we didn't have malamars.

Speaker 16 (26:08):
No, I've seen them in the stores here, but once again,
they're not in the summertime. It's something that public's adds
later in the year, right, so the Northeast and Florida
get them.

Speaker 5 (26:16):
I'm looking at this box. This expires January twenty twenty five,
so we need to eat them.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
That would expire within the hours. I can't wait till
your vision line is out because you got to taste it,
because it really is a treat.

Speaker 5 (26:27):
It is good.

Speaker 12 (26:28):
It's like a s'more but not meltedge.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
Yeah, in its own way.

Speaker 5 (26:31):
And it's good in the refrigerator too, if you're put
them in the refrigerator.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
And also it's not a small because it doesn't have
those burnt carcinogens all over it. Okay, we really need
to move on, but yes, we're going to add to
the fire fact. Over seventy percent of malamars are sold
in the New York metropolitan area. Ninety five percent are
sold in the Northeast. Well, only five percent not in
the Northeast. That's my point. So wherever you're listening right
now and you don't have malamars, I'm sorry. I want

(26:56):
you to have them, but we want to have what
you have that we don't have. You know, It's why
are we so regional over this stuff?

Speaker 12 (27:01):
Trying to share? You're trying to share, ye.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
I want them to share with us too. In West Virginia,
they've got Pepperoni rolls, my gosh, moon pies forever. They say,
you can get them at Cracker Barrel. Okay, anyway, okay,
so now can we talk about our friends from Delongi.
They're here with the new Magnifica Plus. Now. Look, I

(27:23):
love my Delongey coffee machine at the house right, and
I know they don't. It's more than a coffee machine.
It does so much more. But you know, me, I
just drink coffee. But if you what a cappuccino, and
you must do a cappuccino before eleven am in Italy anyway,
if after eleven am do not drink any coffee drinks
with milk, no, they'll send you out back and shoot you.
You know, that's the thing.

Speaker 5 (27:44):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
But with the magnificent Magnifica Plus it's got all these
all these different recipes right on the digital thing.

Speaker 5 (27:52):
You eighteen one touch recipes.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
It just does it for you. And Danielle just made
a what.

Speaker 5 (27:56):
I think it's an espresso.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
I think that it doesn't look like in us friend.

Speaker 5 (28:00):
What is it? What was this? Well, cappuccino. Maybe it's
a cappuccino. It looks very it's a CAPPUCCINOI I don't
know the difference.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
And it's before eleven am. So you're okay to drink there?

Speaker 5 (28:08):
Yeah, oh, thank you. And they it froths the milk
for you. So the milk is right on the side
of the machine, and there's frothy milk drinks and this
is one of them.

Speaker 3 (28:16):
How does it know?

Speaker 12 (28:17):
It just does anyway.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
So it's got this eighteen one touch recipe display. And
also you can store your own favorite coffee drinks and
you'll go the scary cappuccino.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Chris, Danielle's cappuccino. She may want an extra large one
with more intensity. You could control the beans, how many
beans that get in there, and the.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
Size controlling the beans. It's beyond me.

Speaker 5 (28:38):
I've never been so excited about a coffee machine in
my life. And you guys know that I was so
excited to get this. I'm so happy.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
Well and this is the next level, yeah, from our
friends at DELONGI look at up Magnifica Plus and they're
doing this thing here in New York City at Bloomingdale's,
you know the big Bloomingdals on fifty ninth Street. They're
doing this two month long special event called from Italy
with Love. You get to experience the best of Italy
at Bloomingdale's in New York City. It's like you're in
an Italian marketplace and Delongy's they're serving up drinks. So anyway,

(29:09):
we love you Delongey. We love the new Magnificent Magnifica Plus.
It does everything. It really does. Yes, Nate, what what
do you need? What's up? Well? The thing I like
about it it's got the pictures.

Speaker 13 (29:21):
Because you look at the sign at the coffee shop
and I don't know what a long is, I don't
know what a machiato is. It shows you there as
you scroll through, so you know what you're getting. Well,
so you're also learning what they are. So on the
next machine they can take the pictures off because you'll
know there you go Yeah, that is a big Italian thing.
Don't put cheese, don't put grated cheese on fish dishes,

(29:42):
don't drink any coffee drinks with milk after.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
Eleven am, I had no idea. Don't do it in Italy.
They will shoot.

Speaker 12 (29:48):
I'm gonna go do it. I'm you would, I'm gonna try.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
Hey, we've got guests today, give you the list. Grace Vanderwall. Okay,
So Grace Vanderwall visited our show years ago. She's this
wonderful and talented artist. She came in with her ukulele
and sang and her mom and her mom came in anyway,
and we had a show with her everything. She's now
grown up.

Speaker 5 (30:09):
No, she's still gonna walk in a little girl, I know.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
And I think she's doing some acting as well.

Speaker 13 (30:15):
She's in that new movie with everybody. It's the Francis
Ford Coppola movie Metropolis. Everybody's she's coming in. She performing today.
We're gonna play a song, so we have the world
premiere of her new song. Oh okay, when she's coming
in in. Hey, by the way, the smell on my
right hand, I went ahead and I washed my hands

(30:37):
and got rid of that.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
I still smell it.

Speaker 5 (30:40):
H Oh, it's like onions.

Speaker 12 (30:42):
Is your body like somehow leaking out chemicals?

Speaker 3 (30:44):
I don't know, maybe I've got a chemical spill going on. No, wait,
we need to clean up. I need has mat suits
coming in to clean up my fingers. Anyway, So Grace
Vanda wall in a little bit. If you've never heard
of her, you will love her. I hope. What if
we don't like her anymore? No, she's to be really great.
Will love her anyway. She's on the way the.

Speaker 6 (31:04):
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Speaker 3 (31:06):
We're talking about Ralph Laccio and Cobra Cobra kaid. We're
all just kind of crazy that you're here today.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
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Speaker 3 (31:14):
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Speaker 6 (31:29):
Elist I ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
I love it, love it, love it, love it.

Speaker 6 (31:35):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
I know, I know. Stress is just a part of life, right,
we got it? Americans say they have hit peak stress.
Americans have said I have I met my limit with stress. Yep,
and there is remedy. There is a remedy distress. We'll
get into that remedy in just a moment. It's very easy.

(32:00):
It's very inexpensive as well. The stress triggers our money,
the economy, which is money, physical health, family drama, and
our mental health. I mean, we're so stressed about being stressed.
There's mental health issues. Politics, oh yeah, the news, everything

(32:21):
happening around the world. It's just it can stress you out.
Even though it's very important to be up to date,
it can still stress you. If you swim in it,
work can stress you out. You would think they'd be
higher on the list.

Speaker 5 (32:32):
Yeah, you would think that.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
In some cases, unexpected life events are stressful. Your relationship
can be stressful because it's you know, it's that careful
balancing act you must do all the time and not welcome.
We you have to walk on eggshells sometimes. The number
one remedy and immediate remedy to try to harness the

(32:54):
stress and make it evaporate is music. And I know
it sounds really just too simple. You think, well, no,
I need to take a pill for this stress. Well, okay,
surely I'm not saying you shouldn't, but music music can
be the fastest remedy to anything that's stressing you out.
It doesn't make that problem go away, It just helps

(33:16):
you separate what you need to be worrying about that
for that moment, versus what you don't need to be
worrying about music anyone.

Speaker 12 (33:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (33:24):
Absolutely, not only music, but when you sing and dance.
That helps you so much.

Speaker 12 (33:28):
Singing because the.

Speaker 14 (33:29):
Air flow helps you calm down and helps you kind
of regulate things.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
Never thought of that.

Speaker 14 (33:33):
Yeah, And dancing, they say is actually the best exercise
for stress, if you can just dance for five to
ten minutes. They say it's actually better for you than
most SSRIs, which are mood changing medicines. Not that you
don't need those also, but that if you can dance
and you can sing in your house by yourself, no
one has to see you do it, you might just
feel better because of all those things.

Speaker 12 (33:52):
So music is at the crux of all of this.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
Yep, I do pick up my dogs and dance with
them all the time.

Speaker 12 (33:57):
Ah, I'm so jealous of that.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
Are your dogs too heavy to dance with? Can you
pick them up a dance? Oh no, no, no, they only
weigh like twenty eight pounds. I can pick them up.
Oh god, that's perfect, so strong. That's a dancing weight.
And I tell you something else that could help eliminate
from that stress or oliviate anyway, alleviate as a laughter?
Oh yeah, laughing combined, Just combine laughter with dancing, scary dance.

Speaker 12 (34:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (34:22):
What about touching glass?

Speaker 3 (34:24):
What a I touching crass? Or the sand?

Speaker 9 (34:26):
They say, if you put your yeah, like a touch earth.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
You know what? I go outside? You're right.

Speaker 5 (34:31):
Sometimes a change of scenery too, just a little change
of scenery, like you go for a drive, or you
get a hotel room somewhere else for the night, right
different four walls. It kind of takes you away from
a moment.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
I agree. Now these are all great ideas, but it
all in my opinion. In my opinion and the opinion
of some others. Music is the fastest way get in there.
It'll hit it immediately, enjoy it, enjoy it your music.
I know that if I turn my music on my
ca when I'm just going to like hanging out, and
even if I'm not stressed, I feel myself go to

(35:05):
a different place, and it's just it's so important that
you lean into it and recognize it and be aware
of it. Music is so important. That's why we don't
have a talk show here. We talk and we play
music because we need We know you need both. Because
we know that we say things that stress you out,
then we gotta play a song to kind of.

Speaker 12 (35:24):
Even it out. Hopefully you're singing and dancing?

Speaker 3 (35:27):
Yes, what line there? Straight? Hey, Alyssa, what's going on?

Speaker 6 (35:33):
Hi?

Speaker 8 (35:34):
Good morning? Oh my god, I've been calling for years.
I'm so excited.

Speaker 3 (35:37):
Well, I'm glad you're here in as a therapist. We
need you now more than ever, Alyssa. So, yeah, we're
talking about stress and music. In other ways we can
turn it down a little bit. So what is your
thought on that.

Speaker 8 (35:51):
Exercise, Yeah, is the greatest way to relieve stress. And
most of the time it's pretty cool lost active. We
can walk, we can run, we can walk with friends.
I'm driving down the FDR right now and I'm seeing
people running. This is great. You know, this is what
one of the best ways to relieve stress.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
Think with exercise and stress is I get to stressed thinking
I have to exercise. Yeah, as it going to a So,
so you as a as a therapist, is stress probably
the number one reason people need to come see you?

Speaker 8 (36:31):
Absolutely? Absolutely, And it's for factors like you said earlier,
economic stress, financial stress, chronic illness. You know, sometimes not
always within our control, but there are ways for us
to take back some of that control and take back
some of that stress and work on it within ourselves.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
There you go, let me ask you this. How about
you know another way to eliminate stress at least make
it go down. Let's rub one out. Yeah, you know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 19 (36:57):
Yeah, I mean it could work, I hope.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
So it's been working with me for years. I'm doing
it right now now.

Speaker 5 (37:10):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
No, no, but really, but as a therapist, you see
this every day, and so you see the common denominators
and all these different people that come in and so stress,
what else? What else do people come to see you
for other than stress? Or is that really basically the one?

Speaker 8 (37:29):
Typically it stems from stress. So I see a lot
of depression and anxiety, and unfortunately both of those can
be triggered by extreme stress.

Speaker 5 (37:40):
How many more kids are you seeing now than before?
Because I'm hearing for children, it's like even crazier than normal.

Speaker 8 (37:48):
So I'm not working with kids right now. I'm just
doing adult work at this point. But I would say
during the pandemic, we saw a lot more kids about
you know, being home.

Speaker 10 (38:02):
Different sorts of triggers.

Speaker 8 (38:04):
Yeah, so I can't really comment on current climate, right.

Speaker 3 (38:08):
Well, I love the fact that you're part of our
show today. We appreciate it, and I feel a little
less stressed just talking to you. And do you agree
what I said what I'm saying earlier that music is
one great way to like immediately push the button on destressing.

Speaker 8 (38:24):
Absolutely, absolutely, and different kinds of music, right, So, some
kinds of music are going to stress us a little
bit more, just depending on you know, tempo, beat, all
that sort of stuff, lyrics even, but you know, it's
important that we know what our triggers are within ourselves.
So some types of music are going to commas. Some
types of music are going to raise our heart rate
and unfortunately cause more stress.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
Yeah, that's a very good point, all right, Alyssa, any
other problem a question for Alyssa? Yeah, too stressed out
to talk to a listen.

Speaker 12 (38:54):
I'm not being breathing, I'm not going to be stressed out.

Speaker 3 (38:57):
I'm not stressed out. I refuse to be stressed love it.
I love so thank you very much, and thank you
so much for listening. I love knowing that you're out
there listening to us every day.

Speaker 8 (39:05):
I have been listening to you guys since I'm probably
like five years old, which is you know, maybe not
inappropriate at the time, but over twenty years.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
Well, thank you, thank you for being here.

Speaker 8 (39:18):
So excited to be talking to you guys. I try
to get in every single morning. This made my day.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
Well, you know what mutual feeling is mutual. You made
our day as well. I have a beautiful day. Thank you, Alyssa,
Thank you. Take care.

Speaker 13 (39:35):
What was your question, Nate, I wonder if we stress
out people or we relax people every morning. I'm sure
we do a little Bob.

Speaker 12 (39:42):
Yeah, I think we create the patient and cure them.

Speaker 3 (39:45):
We do. We're like the guy that drives to the
neighborhood and breaks everyone's windshield and then we open a
glass windshield replacement office.

Speaker 7 (39:53):
For sure.

Speaker 5 (39:54):
That's how it was in the Bronx.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
You're gonna create some business.

Speaker 12 (39:58):
Do you remember to.

Speaker 5 (39:58):
It when at the start of the summer, when we
used to tell everyone what was in the hot dogs
and stress everyone else so they wouldn't want to eat
a hot tolls. Yeah, that's terrible.

Speaker 3 (40:09):
It's so funny. How and I know it's such a
simple thing to hear, but is it a simple thing
to fix. We choose what stresses us out. We choose
to let things stress us. I mean, you know, it's
reading something this morning about how we allow things to
stress us out before they even happen. Oh yeah, anticipating
things that could be.

Speaker 12 (40:29):
Stressed or has a double death.

Speaker 5 (40:31):
That's my biggest problem is I always think it's going
to happen, and then Sheldon always says, why worry about
it now, wait till it happens, and if it doesn't,
then you know, as.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
It is. It's great advice, right, you can do it all. Right,
let's get into the three things we need to know
from Gandhi coming up, let us stress you out. You
gotta be called one hundred to win a thousand dollars
in a few minutes with the free money phone tap
thanks to Sabra America's number one Humus Hummus. I don't
want stress any one out by saying it wrong, even
though I said it right. Anyway, let's go what's going on?

(41:01):
All right?

Speaker 14 (41:01):
The FBI and the US Postal Service are investigating mail
containing a white powder sent to election offices and at
least seventeen states. A law enforcement source tells ABC News
that at this point, none of the packages were believed
to be hazardous, but some offices were evacuated because of
the scare. In one instance, the substance ended up just
being flour. Google is now working on satellite technology that

(41:24):
will improve the detection of wildfires. The search giant is
investing in an artificial intelligence powered enhancement to its camera
network in space, allowing users to see fire activity on
Google Maps. The company is spending thirteen million dollars to
improve current satellite imaging to pick up flames in an
area as small as sixteen square feet. That means they're

(41:45):
gonna be watching a lot more than just wildfires, right
of course.

Speaker 12 (41:49):
Like I love that. We guys did it like this,
and that's amazing. What what else are you looking at up there?

Speaker 14 (41:53):
And finally, construction of a unique new costco with eight
hundred apartment units will begin in South LA today. More
than one hundred and eighty of those units will be
reserved for low income tenants, while the rest will be
offered as affordable and workforce housing. This is gonna be
the first mixed use development in the nation to have
a Costco as its ancher retail tenant. The Mayor of

(42:15):
la will be among those attending that groundbreaking ceremony, and people.

Speaker 12 (42:18):
Seem really excited about this, so we'll see how that goes.
And those are your three things.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
We're about to do something to stress people out? What
that stupid phone tap a people love it though I
hate the phone tap It stresses me out.

Speaker 5 (42:29):
It stressed me out when I do them because I
cry because I don't like upsetting people.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
You absorbed that.

Speaker 5 (42:37):
I've called my husband for and going, I just upset somebody,
He goes, it's your job, Danielle.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
Oh no, I hate that. I'm stressed out for you. Also,
someone said the best idea ever, and I totally agree
with this. If you want to de stress, go for
a walk in the local cemetery. Oh you know, yes me?
Why not?

Speaker 14 (42:55):
Because I would feel so much stressed for all the
sadness that is surrounding me.

Speaker 3 (43:00):
These people are at peace, yeah, And you look at
their names and the dates and things like that, and
it makes you conjure up the stories in your mind
of who they weren't with it. It's actually an interesting
Just try it.

Speaker 5 (43:11):
I always visit my dad and I see who his
new neighbors are. Okay, because it's always new people around.

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Speaker 12 (53:23):
Hello.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
So it asked me the other day, like where is
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I knew why.

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We're like, oh, we walked so far to get that.

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(53:54):
We love people who lean into what they're all about.
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few moments. She's in a new film coming out that
has every big star man in Hollywood in this film,
and she.

Speaker 12 (54:08):
Wrote music for the film.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
I know, crazy, We're not worthy anyway, it's been years.
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stuffed animal with her. She saying hello to the masses,
even though there's four of us in here. Hello, Hello,

(54:31):
you're practicing for the red carpet for the movie. Ye,
welcome to the show. You look adorable.

Speaker 15 (54:36):
Oh my god, thank you. I'm like, I was like,
I'm gonna look like such a diva. But guys, my
eyes are like so swollen right now I wake up
at noon.

Speaker 5 (54:44):
Okay, so so jealous.

Speaker 3 (54:45):
You're wearing sunglasses to cover that up. You're fine, You're
safe with us, Okay, Usually we usually we request people
to take them off.

Speaker 5 (54:51):
Well, it depends on who you are.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
Well, who was it? It was Acon or who wasn't?

Speaker 5 (54:55):
No, it was Tyle Cruise, ty Cruse.

Speaker 3 (54:58):
God, yeah, you wouldn't take his sunglasses off.

Speaker 15 (55:00):
I don't know who that is exactly.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
That's the point anyway, So Grace, it was years ago.
I mean, it's you're an old story for you, but
I just want to bring everyone up to speed. Okay,
I think it's fair.

Speaker 15 (55:10):
Okay, it was.

Speaker 3 (55:12):
It was the eleventh season of America's Got Talent and
you won that and you're I remember you came to
our show and you brought a ukulele and you sang.
And now I've heard that the ukulele ukulele you actually
like bashed it on the stage. You never want to
play a ukulele.

Speaker 15 (55:27):
No, oh my god.

Speaker 3 (55:30):
Ukuleles are just not your thing anymore.

Speaker 15 (55:32):
That isn't absolutely not true.

Speaker 3 (55:35):
I'm just making stuff up.

Speaker 15 (55:36):
I know you are.

Speaker 7 (55:38):
I know.

Speaker 3 (55:38):
One of the songs we play don't know my name
to listen to it. It's okay. How come you don't
want to hear the old songs.

Speaker 15 (55:48):
Like putting water on like a witch?

Speaker 3 (55:54):
It's alphaba okay, okay, it's off. It's off.

Speaker 15 (55:57):
Forture. I'm so sorry. Guys, there's no wrong with it.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
It's just you know, Okay, we move on. If you know,
if someone plays tapes as they call them, of my
old radio shows, I'm like, same.

Speaker 15 (56:08):
Yeah, exactly, Yeah, no I don't want to hear that.

Speaker 3 (56:10):
Yeah, I'm with you. Okay, now I understand I'm leaning
into your pain. Oh my god, I know so uh.
But you know, growing up trying to get things rolling
in this business, did you did you have a childhood?
I mean, did you the child who you had was all?

Speaker 13 (56:26):
You know?

Speaker 2 (56:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (56:27):
Was it?

Speaker 3 (56:27):
Was it normal compared to others that you know of? No, like,
what was it? What was your life?

Speaker 22 (56:32):
Like?

Speaker 15 (56:32):
Well, oh god it was. I don't know. Honestly, I
like don't remember anything.

Speaker 3 (56:41):
You really don't like.

Speaker 15 (56:42):
Don't remember anything. But yeah, it would have been like
very abnormal, even despite the work. Honestly, I feel like
that just added normalcy into my life. But you know,
the weird thing is that like development will stay developed
though like the natural things that everyone you know goes through.

(57:04):
I still went through just on a different scale. So,
like I always say, when I was like on tour
and stuff, like engineer and crew were like my cool
seniors that I looked up to, so like my brain
still worked in that way of like you know, but
just in a different setting, which ended up affecting who
I am now as an adult, which I appreciate in

(57:24):
a really great way, like artistic integrity wise, because you know,
I wasn't like really looking up to I had such
a look on the inside that yeah, I'm not really
looking up to whatever the kids are listening to right now.
I don't know, so Sabrina Carpenter, I guess she's like
the pop star right now. I was like looking up

(57:45):
to producers and engineers and kind of artists in the background.
I was like, you guys are cool, you're you know
my year now my like defined coolness.

Speaker 3 (57:54):
Well they were world yeah yeah right, yeah yeah.

Speaker 15 (57:59):
And it it affected me in like a really cool way.
I like who I am. I think that like I
value the things that I would like to value, which
definitely annoyed some people in the past because they had
like this really set path for me, and like I
think they really wanted me to be like, oh yeah,
like I wanna you know, do all of this like

(58:20):
major you know, across the board, like here's my smart
water and here's my new pop song and I love everyone.
And I was like and I was like, oh wait no,
like I kind of want to like do this or
experiment or go that way.

Speaker 3 (58:35):
And they're like, well, well, And that's the thing, Grace,
we're learning more and more of these days, especially with
documentaries that are out about how kids who were in
the entertainment business, how they really had no choice with
their direction. Somewhat they were told to do this, told
to do that, maybe forced to play ukulele. I don't know,
you know, I don't know, but it's it's not all fun.

(58:55):
It's not all funny games for a lot of these
people who are now grown up and trying to like
figure it out beyond those days.

Speaker 15 (59:03):
Yeah, I would say I went through that confusion and
grievance long ago. Okay, Yeah, it's not really something that
I'm like going through now. And also it really really
wasn't that you know, violent in any way. I think
that they really just rode the wave of what was
naturally happening, and like, like I said, like there were

(59:24):
things behind the scenes that were also influencing this weird
brand that was naturally occurring that they were just like
let's ride that wave. So no shade to them, but
I mean, yeah, then on a personal scale, you're definitely
right where you're just like I, you know, I have
like I think that there's a really common denominator of

(59:45):
like this gifted child syndrome where you like you excel,
but you're excelled as a child, and that's always what
you're commended by, so that's what you always base your
worth off of. It's like, oh, I am worthy because
I am. I am an accelerated child. But then what
happens is you're so used to being excelled as a
child that you end up actually plateauing and everyone surpasses

(01:00:09):
you in adulthood. So then in adulthood area, you don't.
You no longer have that thing that you base your
whole identity on. Now you're just an.

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
Oh look at that using she used the brown word,
the dump button. It's okay, she used the brown word. Hey,
moving on though, Okay, let's let's forget about then. Let's
talk about now because here you are twenty years old,
right and uh gosh, new music. You're working on the album.

(01:00:40):
But we have a song that we're gonna world from
here in a few minutes and we already heard it
in the room.

Speaker 5 (01:00:44):
It's so good.

Speaker 3 (01:00:45):
Yeah, we we open it up and listened early. Sorry, no,
I love it and we love it.

Speaker 15 (01:00:50):
I actually heard it playing.

Speaker 3 (01:00:51):
And also the film Megalopolis, which is coming out September
twenty seventh, for Copo Francis for a couple have been
working on this thing for forty years and it has
every every actor in there that wants to be in
a Frank Francis for a couple of films. And you,
so you are in this. How pivotal is this role

(01:01:12):
that you played in this?

Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
What?

Speaker 3 (01:01:13):
What is the role all about?

Speaker 15 (01:01:15):
It's I feel like it's a small role in the movie, honestly,
and like I'm actually getting so. I mean everyone around
me is like no, it's not, No, it's not and
I'm like okay, but yeah, I'm like so worried because
I mean, I'm obviously not going to say no to
like the carpets and stuff, like I'm you know, if
I'm invite, I'm gonna go. But I'm just like, dang,

(01:01:35):
I think people think I'm like a main character this well,
which I am not.

Speaker 5 (01:01:40):
But you have music in it too, though, So how
does that happen. Do you say, hey, I want to
contribute to this or do they come to you and say, hey,
you think you can give us something?

Speaker 15 (01:01:48):
No, Just like Francis is just such a set character him,
Francis mister mister for Cobola himself. He was talking about
the movie to me and I was just like okay,
and he's just telling me all about this movie that
he's making, and he like goes in on my character,

(01:02:11):
and like, I think that he just decided that I'm
the character was even part of the process. All of
a sudden, he just starts talking like, oh and you know,
And I was like, okay, so's.

Speaker 3 (01:02:22):
I mean he could make it work.

Speaker 15 (01:02:23):
I was like, there are two songs? Are you like
assuming that I'm gonna write those? He's like, oh yeah,
well of course. And I continued. I was like, oh, okay,
I guess I'm just signed up for this.

Speaker 3 (01:02:34):
Now I'm just to do two songs. That's a big
contribution for a big film.

Speaker 15 (01:02:40):
Well see, now you sound like my team.

Speaker 12 (01:02:44):
I mean, did you did you have to audition for
this or did you know?

Speaker 15 (01:02:48):
I was pretty much scouted out And then I basically
I don't know if this is what he had to
do for everyone. I know, for other people who were
being considered for the role, went the exact same way,
where it was more of just coming in for a discussion.
I don't even know what we were talking about. My
management at the time was like Francis Forcuobla wants to
talk with you, and so I was just like you, well, yes,

(01:03:11):
I was just like, okay, all right, cool. I was
like coming in like what, yeah, exactly the heck is
going on?

Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
But Grace, obviously Grace, to be fair, I mean, your
name obviously was out there that I think she I
think we have an artist here who would like to
consider being in a role in a film, and then
all of a sudden, fresh just for a couple of says,
I'd like, I'd like to have a discussion with you. Okay, god,
I mean hello.

Speaker 20 (01:03:37):
Well.

Speaker 15 (01:03:37):
Also, I think that when you watch the movie, like
there are components to her character that I think I
was like, I can like personally relate to that and
exaggerate that on a large scale, like I was like
attached to the dimension of the character, which I think
because I think like there was like a dance component,

(01:03:59):
and remember, you know, I got close to like the
team around the thing, because I just like people, and
they really considering like majority dancers perfore me Like, that's
how much they wanted it to be like a dance role.

Speaker 3 (01:04:16):
I was watching you dance out here. Oh my god,
does she dance?

Speaker 15 (01:04:19):
Well, you guys are like, I'm sorry, that will get
me hype no matter what.

Speaker 3 (01:04:28):
Okay, Well, so I mean it's acting something you want
to continue to roll through. Is this something or just
case by case basis.

Speaker 15 (01:04:35):
I think it's a case by case basis. Yeah, I'm
stealing that. I will be using that in the future.

Speaker 3 (01:04:40):
No, you know, it's not always. Look, there are a
lot of people out there who are starving to act
in anything, be it stage or film or whatever. And
there's some people who go, you know what if it's
something that interests me, yeah, okay exactly, and it's interested you. Yeah,
that's exactly interest to see this film. It's getting standing
ovation around the world, and yeah, I love it.

Speaker 15 (01:05:02):
Honestly, I'm excited for people to see it. I'm like,
I'm happy to even be somewhat a part of it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:08):
There you go, I want to I love hearing that
because a lot of people they do these things like
but you just said that. No, you just said this
part that you play it has several components. A lot
of people in that film don't have one component. So
this is good. This is good.

Speaker 12 (01:05:21):
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 14 (01:05:22):
Do you think because you look back at the first
song that we played it made you cringe? Does it
make you cringe because you feel like you've come so
far from that and you don't even identify with that
person anymore?

Speaker 12 (01:05:30):
Or did you just hate the song?

Speaker 15 (01:05:31):
Well, okay, no, I don't hit the song. I don't hate.

Speaker 12 (01:05:35):
Thissed you hits like a possum.

Speaker 3 (01:05:39):
I must agree, like like a possum.

Speaker 15 (01:05:45):
No, I think that's just I think that people don't
take like the humanism aspect of it, and it's just
my talent show. Like it's just my talent show. So
you know, I think that if we pulled up most
people's sixth grade tajhow, they'd probably be like.

Speaker 3 (01:06:02):
Oh god, no, yeah, Gandhi your sixth grade talent.

Speaker 5 (01:06:05):
I had no talent, but you won the entire talent
show with that.

Speaker 3 (01:06:10):
You want you want the word still a talent? Still
a talent show?

Speaker 15 (01:06:15):
Yeah, exactly. I don't know. I don't think it's cringe.
I'm like I'm my guys, just ignore me, don't read
into it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:21):
Okay, I'm melting like someone who just poured water on
a witch. I'm gonna I'm gonna borrow that quote. By
the way, all right, I want to play your song.
I want you to play It's called what In and
it's gonna happen whether you like that. What It's called
What's Left of Me?

Speaker 15 (01:06:40):
What is left of?

Speaker 3 (01:06:41):
And so is it what is left of Me?

Speaker 6 (01:06:44):
Or what what?

Speaker 3 (01:06:44):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
What's all right?

Speaker 3 (01:06:46):
And this is a world premiere, by the way, world premiere.

Speaker 15 (01:06:50):
It's not even like out out. I think it's gonna
be out of like what one PM or something?

Speaker 3 (01:06:54):
Right, look at that? So we're early so but wait,
there's an album to follow, Yes, and you're already working
on music for that.

Speaker 15 (01:07:00):
It's done.

Speaker 3 (01:07:02):
Well, so who it's wrapped up with a bout Who
gets to push the button on that and say it's out?
I mean there's a date, no date, Well, there is
a date.

Speaker 15 (01:07:10):
But it's not announced yet. There's like a whole like
strategic plan.

Speaker 3 (01:07:15):
They do this. They do this, They're like, well, we
can't announce it, Well what should announce? I mean not you?
But in particular all.

Speaker 15 (01:07:21):
Artists, because you basically what you're doing is you're just
setting up as much anticipation as possible, So you want
to wait until you've heard it. You're like, it's like
a street like breakdancer. You know, they start kind of
going like this to everyone. They're not just gonna start
break dancing and like ruin all their energy. Now we
gotta draw in a little bit of a crowd.

Speaker 3 (01:07:40):
All right, I get it, you're ed.

Speaker 15 (01:07:43):
Yes, oh god, Okay, So I can't cuss and you
can say.

Speaker 3 (01:07:47):
That on this morning radio that penis you can say
that too, but you can say penis.

Speaker 15 (01:07:56):
But what I love is this like a conversation that's
been discussed. Doesn't have to say penis that often, but
they needed to be discussed. Here was an Elvishuran meeting
behind the scenes.

Speaker 3 (01:08:07):
Exactly we need to have the Penis meeting. Hold on,
this is kind of funny. Grace is local to Suffern,
Rockland County. Everyone's so proud of it. But someone says
that their sister was your second grade teacher. Do you
remember who your second grade teacher was?

Speaker 12 (01:08:30):
I don't remember mine, but I remember mine.

Speaker 15 (01:08:33):
Wait, I feel like I do, though, because I remember
loving my second grade teacher.

Speaker 3 (01:08:38):
See this is good. That's all you have to say.
You don't have to give a name. You gave something
more powerful than that. So you are local, you're from
this area originally Europe. Yeah, you've been everywhere, though.

Speaker 15 (01:08:49):
I am loyal to New York though.

Speaker 3 (01:08:51):
Yeah, do you live here? To you live in LA?
Where do you live?

Speaker 6 (01:08:54):
Honey?

Speaker 15 (01:08:54):
I live in New York, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:08:55):
I don't blame it.

Speaker 12 (01:08:56):
And everyone is like, I'm like, no, okay, never.

Speaker 3 (01:09:03):
The death's peaceful here.

Speaker 15 (01:09:06):
I know it's just peaceful. I just love just sleeping
in the quiet.

Speaker 10 (01:09:10):
Nice.

Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
Yeah, there is no such thing. Okay, it's time to
world premiere the new single, and we want to thank
you for coming in today and enjoy conquering everything you're
gonna Coller. I can't wait to see uh the film.
Thank you.

Speaker 15 (01:09:23):
I hope everyone really likes the song.

Speaker 12 (01:09:25):
Wait we're live right?

Speaker 3 (01:09:26):
Yes?

Speaker 15 (01:09:27):
Okay?

Speaker 24 (01:09:28):
Hi?

Speaker 12 (01:09:28):
Everyone?

Speaker 15 (01:09:29):
Are you in your car if you are, here's a
song that you might like driving to going through a
tough time. Hate men, Here you go.

Speaker 3 (01:09:41):
It's a song for all of us, all right.

Speaker 5 (01:09:44):
It's a song for the people, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:09:45):
This is Grace, Vandal and what's thank you for coming
in today.

Speaker 15 (01:09:49):
Thank you guys.

Speaker 6 (01:09:55):
Hello, Hello Elvis in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:10:00):
Have you seen how amazing, Scary and Scotty Bee's trip
win and get the rules, go to Elvis Duran dot
com today. Good morning, someco Are we on the air.

Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
On st.

Speaker 4 (01:10:42):
Elvistrand Morning show Elvistrand every morning.

Speaker 3 (01:10:45):
This where the people listen to the word because Daddy
is hot.

Speaker 6 (01:10:51):
We only do that would smell I based Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:10:55):
People born before the year two thousand, no so much
more than people born after the year two thousand. Where
ear were you born? Gandhi?

Speaker 17 (01:11:09):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (01:11:09):
Never telling before the year two thousand in the eight
Can I say in the eighties.

Speaker 3 (01:11:16):
You were born in the nineteen eighties? Yeah? Whoa, I know,
I know people born before two thousand. We need to
share our trivial skills that nobody else cares about, things
like an ishue. If you're young, you're gonna wonder what
I'm saying it makes sure you have an old person
with you. When I say old, I mean someone born

(01:11:36):
after the year two thousand.

Speaker 12 (01:11:37):
Yeah, or before okay, the late nineteen hundreds.

Speaker 3 (01:11:41):
Yes, yes, the ability to rewind a cassette tape using
a pencil.

Speaker 5 (01:11:45):
Oh yeah, are you with me?

Speaker 6 (01:11:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:11:48):
Some people aren't. Where ear were you born? Producer Sam
ninety Okay, so you know these things? Why are you snorting?
You know we're doing a show in here, straight and
age walking through the word snorting.

Speaker 5 (01:11:57):
I think he's doing his own show.

Speaker 3 (01:11:59):
What I'm just watching something on YouTube? Okay, okay, thank you,
thank you, thank you. People born before two thousand, we
have talent. We can do things like rewinding cassette tapes
using a pencil. If you're born after two thousand, you
don't know what that means. Yeah, it's true. Also, we

(01:12:20):
use proper grammar and pronunciation. No, we don't in punctuation
compared to people after the year two thousand. Yes, I
know that's a generalization. But by the way, if you're
born after two thousand, look up the word generalization.

Speaker 12 (01:12:34):
It's true.

Speaker 14 (01:12:34):
The all see posts that are just one run on sentence,
and I know that there are four separate thoughts in there,
but I can't really pick it out because there's no punctuation.

Speaker 3 (01:12:40):
It's not your fault, it's it's your fault. How do
I incursive? Do we even need that anymore?

Speaker 20 (01:12:48):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:12:49):
I still do it just so people go, what does
that say?

Speaker 6 (01:12:51):
Ha?

Speaker 3 (01:12:52):
If you're born before two thousand, you know what it means.
How do you use a rotary phone?

Speaker 2 (01:13:00):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:13:00):
My gosh, what a pin in the butt?

Speaker 3 (01:13:01):
That is what I mean. You can't even learn how anymore, right,
because you don't need to know.

Speaker 5 (01:13:07):
You can get them for like decoration.

Speaker 3 (01:13:13):
How do you fix a CD that skips? First of all,
who would be using a CD to begin with?

Speaker 15 (01:13:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:13:17):
How do you fix it?

Speaker 12 (01:13:18):
Can you fix the CD? Y?

Speaker 3 (01:13:21):
Yeah, you wipe it off? Don't you wipe it off?

Speaker 5 (01:13:25):
If it's got to scratch your screwg?

Speaker 12 (01:13:26):
Okay, that's what it's more thinking.

Speaker 3 (01:13:29):
How do you get a game cartridge to work by
blowing inside it?

Speaker 18 (01:13:32):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:13:32):
Yeah? Did you ever blow inside your game cartridge? Okay?

Speaker 12 (01:13:36):
Played games?

Speaker 9 (01:13:37):
Legend of Zelda never worked.

Speaker 3 (01:13:39):
It's like, can you parallel park without using a backup camera?

Speaker 9 (01:13:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:13:44):
Yeah, Well, if you're born in later, you can't programming
a VCR. Why why would we You know, Scotty Be
still uses his VCR, don't you, Scotty? Yeah, I still
have one in my room just to watch his old porn.

Speaker 12 (01:14:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:14:01):
No, you don't use it to record things?

Speaker 3 (01:14:04):
Do you not to record? But I'll play back. I
watch old videos from high school and from this radio
station on there right right, using the word literally correctly.

Speaker 12 (01:14:14):
Oh never, that one's spiraled.

Speaker 3 (01:14:17):
So now that I've made us all look very old,
you're welcome. I don't know. Look, you know this is
not a new phenomenon. There have been things that you
needed to do to survive life that have been falling
off the edge for years. You know, with the invention
of light, for instance, light bulbs, electricity, you don't need
those candles anymore.

Speaker 14 (01:14:38):
Okay, as we have a candle right now. Yeah, I think,
I mean, we were talking about this not too long ago.
But millennials, that would be me, Sam, You're a millennial.

Speaker 3 (01:14:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (01:14:48):
We are the last generation that ever will have existed
without having social media for our whole lives.

Speaker 12 (01:14:53):
And that's crazy to think.

Speaker 3 (01:14:55):
About, right, you knew what it was like before?

Speaker 12 (01:14:57):
Hell yeah, And I gotta say I loved it.

Speaker 3 (01:15:00):
I remember when we would do what we're doing now.
We'd sit in a room and talk and talk, and
no one knew what we looked like.

Speaker 5 (01:15:06):
Oh remember that, no one knew what we look like?

Speaker 12 (01:15:09):
How do you get back to that?

Speaker 5 (01:15:10):
And we used to say, don't look, you're not gonna
be happy, you'll be disappointed.

Speaker 3 (01:15:16):
Don't meet us, because you'll see what we really look like.
First carry up more, first date before they knew what
you look like.

Speaker 9 (01:15:28):
There you go, social media.

Speaker 3 (01:15:30):
That's so funny to me. I don't know what, Nate, what? Nate?
You know you're producing the show? Are you watching Dukes
of Hazard?

Speaker 2 (01:15:39):
I am.

Speaker 3 (01:15:42):
Back to what you were saying, though sometimes newer is
not always better. Do with a rotary phte or the
Dukes of Hazard. That's why we need that remake of
a movie with Jessica Simpson. That was terrible.

Speaker 12 (01:15:53):
What the Dukes of Hazard like? Socially not all that great?

Speaker 3 (01:15:55):
Well? Now acceptable? Were Dukes of Hazard fan? Every single
Friday night?

Speaker 9 (01:16:06):
General he was my favorite.

Speaker 3 (01:16:12):
He was the deputy about what about boss Hog? Boss Hog?
Wasn't he like the Grand Master of the KKK or something?

Speaker 22 (01:16:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:16:21):
That show was just not really.

Speaker 12 (01:16:26):
Confederate flag or something.

Speaker 16 (01:16:29):
I'm sorry, watch that frog. He also wore an all
white suit. Every time he saw me had all.

Speaker 3 (01:16:35):
Alight.

Speaker 5 (01:16:35):
He was always eaten, always eating a chicken play.

Speaker 3 (01:16:38):
So sometimes it's good to leave things in the past.
I just say, let's go around the room and see
what's on your mind today. What is on your mind today?
We'll start with Gandhi. What's going on all right?

Speaker 12 (01:16:48):
We were talking about things that relieve your stress and
you said music. We said dancing and singing. The thing
for me that relieves my stress the most is being.

Speaker 14 (01:16:54):
Around people I love. And my very best friend in
the entire world is in town right now. And I
spent all day at night with her yesterday. And when
I tell you, the amount of groundedness and feeling of
being centered that I have after being with her, it's
just the best.

Speaker 12 (01:17:08):
And I don't know why we don't live near each other.

Speaker 3 (01:17:10):
You always have her keep in mind, always always think
of her, and that will that will calm you down.
It's not the same as having her there, but it's
a close second.

Speaker 12 (01:17:18):
Yes, she's just the best. I love you these that's all.

Speaker 3 (01:17:21):
What are you guys doing today?

Speaker 12 (01:17:22):
Well, she's actually leaving today, so I just got for
a quick mom and in and out.

Speaker 3 (01:17:26):
I'm just dressed. Produce your sandwich on your mind today.

Speaker 12 (01:17:29):
It turns out you really do get more with sugar
than with spice.

Speaker 11 (01:17:32):
So one of the things I do for the show
is I record commercials for everyone.

Speaker 3 (01:17:36):
Okay, it's sometimes hard to wrangle different.

Speaker 12 (01:17:39):
Individuals on the show, and you get cursed out for
things I do sometimes.

Speaker 11 (01:17:42):
But the worst of which the hardest because he just
forgets constantly, is Scary Jones. I will chase him sometimes
for a couple of days to get a commercial. So
last week, instead of sending him the vague threats like
I usually said, I said, Scary, You're but so nice,
but I don't want to chase it.

Speaker 3 (01:17:55):
And he came in giggling the next commercial break.

Speaker 12 (01:17:57):
To cut his spot. So I will be compliment your
butt way more often. Scary with sugar, you can literally
lure him with sugar. If you have a cooking.

Speaker 3 (01:18:08):
Sugar, sugar still works with it.

Speaker 12 (01:18:10):
Put eminem trail.

Speaker 5 (01:18:11):
He'll come at you.

Speaker 16 (01:18:12):
Hey, Foggy, what's up with you today? What are you
thinking about? I had the strangest thing yesterday. So I
saw a guy walk up to my front door. He
didn't ring the doorbell or anything. I hadn't ordered anything,
and then he left. There was an Instacart order outside
my door. It was stuff I would never eat, stuff
I would never use. He was gone before I noticed
that it was there.

Speaker 3 (01:18:29):
I didn't know what to do? Who do you call?

Speaker 9 (01:18:31):
What do you do?

Speaker 16 (01:18:32):
I called a couple of neighbors to see if it
was any of theirs. Maybe they dropped it off at
the wrong place. They didn't, so I called everybody any
in the neighborhood, and I said, come get whatever you want.

Speaker 3 (01:18:39):
Because it's not stuff that I use. Everybody got free.
I mean you can't just call Instacart, can you?

Speaker 5 (01:18:44):
I mean you can't, but they don't usually know.

Speaker 7 (01:18:46):
What do you?

Speaker 3 (01:18:47):
What do you do?

Speaker 18 (01:18:47):
Well?

Speaker 12 (01:18:48):
If he didn't use it and doesn't have it, then
how would he even get ahold of them?

Speaker 5 (01:18:50):
I would have left it for a little while and
then if no one came to claim it, I would
have I would have.

Speaker 16 (01:18:55):
It had ice cream, it had ol in milk, all
kinds of stuff. I put it in the freezer. I
waited a little bit, and then I divbitied up amongst
the neighbors. Someone lost money on that.

Speaker 3 (01:19:02):
Yeah, Hey, what's up? Danielle.

Speaker 5 (01:19:04):
So I'm so excited because today is what the eighteenth
of September, which mats in about a week and a half,
two weeks, I get to take the Annabelle doll out
and I get to torment all of you here at
the radio station like I did last year. I love
that she's just waiting to come out and meet you all,
especially you, sound like she can't wait to see you again.

Speaker 12 (01:19:23):
You're not gonna like that when someone matches that energy
with a clown.

Speaker 5 (01:19:26):
You know what, Please not the mayonnaise park because it
smells We've done that before. But I'm very excited. Annabel
on the way carry up.

Speaker 1 (01:19:38):
I bought a Bluetooth record player and I decided to
take out some of my old records. Yesterday I played
the Beastie Boys Paul's Boutique, one of my favorite albums
of all time. But I listened to it to completion,
and I realized we don't really do that anymore with music.
You just shuffle around on your you know, your your
your your whatever it is you know.

Speaker 9 (01:19:56):
On social media.

Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
The point it, my point is take an album and
listen to it the way it was intended as a
work from beginning to end.

Speaker 3 (01:20:06):
We don't do that often enough, and you should because
it tells a story. I agree. I agree. They put
it in that in that sequence for a reason. They
put those songs in that order for a reason. I agree.
Straight eight.

Speaker 13 (01:20:19):
What's up with you today? Okay, like all of us
in this room, I'm late to the party for Showgun,
but I started it the other day. Wow, it is
so well done, so historically accurate, and yeah, I'm a nerd.
I'm on look Wikipedia when I watch historical you know,
fiction or whatever this is. And my god, the fact
that they went and had somebody write the script, they
send it to historians to translate it into feudal Japanese

(01:20:42):
and then gave it to the actors for them to learn.
My god, it's like looking into a time machine. So
give it, give it a whirl. So here's the thing
about Showgun. It definitely is a thinking person's production. Yeah,
the re production. The reason I bring that up is
Mark Adams, our programming genius, who is a genius genius
and in real life he's a huge Showgun fan. Where

(01:21:05):
is I want to get him in here? He's here,
He's here, And do you want to hear a word
or two from the smartest man in the universe.

Speaker 12 (01:21:13):
Yes, I find out.

Speaker 14 (01:21:14):
New things about our boss, by the way, every day,
every single time I talk to him. You know, he
can beat the crap out of any one of us.

Speaker 3 (01:21:20):
I bet you one hundred dollars. He has a Prince
Albert hes a sleeve tattoo, tattoo.

Speaker 12 (01:21:27):
And play soccer himself.

Speaker 5 (01:21:29):
That's why he's done.

Speaker 3 (01:21:30):
But he's a genius. Okay. One of the first times
we had lunch with each other, he said, Showgun man,
you gotta watch Showgun.

Speaker 2 (01:21:34):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:21:35):
Am I smart enough to watch Showgun?

Speaker 9 (01:21:37):
And he's got a great radio voice too.

Speaker 3 (01:21:38):
I know, ladies and gentlemen, I now introduce the smartest
man in the universe, Marcus Adams. Come in, Come in, Mark.
We were talking about Showgun Shuns terrific, But I say,
I think it's a thinking person's production.

Speaker 25 (01:21:56):
Yeah, I mean it's based off of the classic novel
by James Clavell. That's part of his his Asian saga.
There were six or seven books.

Speaker 3 (01:22:03):
Did you read all of them? I did?

Speaker 25 (01:22:05):
Oh so, Yeah, I can't keeping The Showgun is one
of my favorite novels of all time.

Speaker 3 (01:22:10):
And it is a doorstop of a book. It's like
fourteen hundred pages. I should say, do I want to
read a book doorstop? I don't know, so you are.

Speaker 9 (01:22:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:22:21):
Showgun may be above the heads of us or some
of us, and maybe many people listening. I don't know why. No,
I don't think so.

Speaker 25 (01:22:28):
It's it's just a fantastic story. I mean, it's historical fiction,
so it's not directly tied into things that occurred, but
it's incredibly accurate. I mean, it's a it's a real
window into what sixteenth century Japan looked like, and all
of the politics and the wars between the various clans
and and its center. It's just a political story. If

(01:22:48):
you like Game of Thrones, you're gonna like Showgun. It's
about various dueling, devious leaders and their Machavelian plans to
get ahead and achieve ultimate power. And there's love and
there's intrigue, and there's betrayal, and there's gorgeous vistas. It's
absolutely stunning.

Speaker 22 (01:23:06):
And I.

Speaker 3 (01:23:08):
Thought, I thought the FX show was excellent, like very
very good. He is the smartest man in the world,
and we learned something new about you every time you
walk in.

Speaker 12 (01:23:18):
Yeah, I found out so much about him.

Speaker 14 (01:23:20):
The other day I was like, go on, but when
you watch the show, are you watching the dubbed version
or are you watching in Japanese with subtitles.

Speaker 25 (01:23:26):
I like Japanese with subtitles.

Speaker 3 (01:23:28):
Yeah, yeah, I think if you listen to the overdub
of English actors, it's probably puts you off a little bit. Yeah.

Speaker 25 (01:23:36):
I mean I'm kind of a nerd with that stuff
as well. It's like, I know, when I watch I
know shocking. Yeah, when I like, when I watch foreign films,
I'd much rather watch them and listen to them in
the original language.

Speaker 3 (01:23:47):
And read the subs. Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:23:49):
Why do I feel like you watch it without the
subtitles and just.

Speaker 3 (01:23:51):
No gen No, I'm not that bright, Okay, I wish
I had glasses I could read this. According to the
official podcast hosted by showgunst staff writer and former culture
writer Emily Yoshida, every script was actually written first in English,
reviewed by a Japanese producer, set off for Japanese translation,
reviewed by a Japanese playwright for adherents to period specific language,

(01:24:16):
and then retranslated back to English for the subtitles.

Speaker 25 (01:24:20):
Wow, Yeah, it's one of the things they changed for
the show. And look, they needed to do this because
otherwise it would have been like really hard. Language and
language barriers is a really central point because Japan at
that time was incredibly isolated, like most of the world
didn't even know it existed. And the mercenary not mercenaries,
I'm sorry, the missionaries from the Catholic Church that had

(01:24:42):
been in Japan at the time. Like being able to
speak Japanese. That was the key because nobody otherwise you
couldn't communicate, you couldn't set up trade deals, you couldn't
try to build alliances. And so in the book you
have like three tiers of translation often going on where
you have a Japanese character like Tornaga, who if he
wants to speak to Blackthorne, who only speaks at that

(01:25:04):
at the beginning of the story, he only speaks English
and Dutch, so he has to the Tornaga has to
speak to a priest who is translating from Japanese into
Portuguese into English back to Dutch. And the miscommunication, sometimes
deliberate miscommunication during that process that pushes forward a lot

(01:25:26):
of the story.

Speaker 3 (01:25:29):
What do you have any interest in visiting Japan? Oh, yeah,
I'd love to go. We're going next year. Excellent, I'd
love to Nell wanted to visit. I think it looks amazing.
Next fall absolutely.

Speaker 7 (01:25:44):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:25:44):
People are texting you they want to marry you any time.
Everything marks on the show, and we always learn something
new about you. You can kick our ass and in
multiple ways, by the way, not just one.

Speaker 5 (01:25:55):
Yeah, what was it you did?

Speaker 12 (01:25:59):
Tekwon?

Speaker 25 (01:26:00):
I did taekwondo, I did moyetai, taking karate, and I
boxed for a number of years. Aye, And he said soccer, soccer,
not anymore now I'm old and broken, but yes I did.

Speaker 3 (01:26:08):
I did all these things before. He's got sleeve tattoos everywhere.
In My new hypothesis is you have a Prince Albert.
I don't know. We don't even do it down that road.
I'm just it's just a get that vocabulary from from learning.

Speaker 12 (01:26:25):
He didn't grow up in Brooklyn in the Bronx.

Speaker 3 (01:26:29):
But there are people there that have fantastic That is true.

Speaker 15 (01:26:32):
They do.

Speaker 5 (01:26:32):
It's not me or scary, but well, Mark.

Speaker 3 (01:26:36):
We must take a break, but we're so happy you
came to see us. Thank you, guys, Mark Adams everywhere
get you. We can get you a date. He's broken,
but he's he's datable.

Speaker 26 (01:26:48):
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Speaker 4 (01:27:02):
Jon Elvis Duran in The Morning Show, Elvis Terran and
The Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:27:11):
All right, we gotta we got to iron this out.
We got a little problem here, luck, Okay. Scottie b
and Diamond their studios are right next to each other,
and they share the same walkway that they have to
pass each other in the morning and share a space basically.
For some reason, Diamond has blocked Scotty on social media.

Speaker 12 (01:27:36):
It's in months and months at this point.

Speaker 3 (01:27:38):
Now, why why did this happen? Why did you block him?

Speaker 18 (01:27:40):
Because he was really mean to me on the wrong day, Scotty,
he's talking to me.

Speaker 3 (01:27:45):
Let let me talk. Hold on.

Speaker 18 (01:27:48):
Scotty was really mean to me over congestion pricing of
all things, like how are we gonna let Kathy Hope
will get in between us?

Speaker 3 (01:27:55):
I don't know. Oh my god. He had a political argument.

Speaker 23 (01:27:59):
We had a little like the Tift tiff whatever it is,
like six months ago, and I got over it real quick.

Speaker 3 (01:28:05):
She did not, and she didn't talk to me for months,
and she still has you blocked. Yes, and so we're
test friends again. But no way. But today today Scotty
said something to you. Yes, it was very very I
thought it was very telling and very thought provoking.

Speaker 5 (01:28:21):
He said, if you don't unblock me, I'm done talking
to you.

Speaker 15 (01:28:26):
But also it.

Speaker 12 (01:28:27):
Wasn't it really?

Speaker 18 (01:28:29):
No, because I don't even care if he doesn't talk
to me. See four months ago when I stopped talking
to him.

Speaker 12 (01:28:34):
It doesn't bother me.

Speaker 3 (01:28:35):
But I'm interested in seeing what's going on in your life.
You're my friend. We are not friends, all right, she laughs. Okay,
keep in mind. You know when people do the silent
treatment in life, in relationships or blocking, that is a
sign of it's a controlling thing for both of you.

(01:28:56):
If you're saying you're going to not speak to her
ever again, that's control. I think it means she loves me.
If you want to block him, you are controlling him.
Unless you really do have a beaf. I don't think
you do. But I think your guy, you guys are
trying to control each other, comes in for a hug
every morning. She loves me. There's no reason for her
to block me anymore. Okay, this is just stupid.

Speaker 12 (01:29:16):
It's hilarious. He comes up to me, Hey, go pull
up this story so I can watch it because I'm
so blocked.

Speaker 3 (01:29:24):
Okay, let's leave it as is. Are you okay to
move on? And just like let her keep blocking? She
comes in here farts all the time. That means we're friends.

Speaker 12 (01:29:32):
Also, he just threw cereal everywhere?

Speaker 3 (01:29:35):
Well, I know, why is there a cereal? Frustrated at
her my fault. She took it out of my hand
and I wanted it back and it flung. I did
not take a kindergarten teacher here. Yeah, I gotta let
you both go. I mean I'm not not, you know,
employment wise, but like microphone wise, I love you both.
This is This is what goes on behind the scenes

(01:29:56):
in this broken, broken how of whatever?

Speaker 5 (01:30:01):
People would say? Sometimes that's flirty.

Speaker 3 (01:30:04):
Can I tell you the.

Speaker 15 (01:30:05):
Best part of this?

Speaker 14 (01:30:06):
She posted a poll on her Instagram should I unblock
Scottie or not? And he's pleading his case and he
can't even see the pole.

Speaker 3 (01:30:15):
People are texting him they should pound it out. They're saying,
I think to do you too? Going to do it
and get it over with Yeah, I'm in Is this
an HR issue? Should not bring that up? Ignore? Ignore,
Let's get into sound with Garrett. Yes, Garrett, please save
the show that. Let's start with the news coming out
of Florida. So this man had some alligators in his

(01:30:35):
yard what he thought was legally, but it wasn't. And
so the news asked him, why do you have alligators
in your yard? I love wildlife, That's why I live
out here in the woods.

Speaker 6 (01:30:43):
So you don't know how the alligators got in there.

Speaker 3 (01:30:45):
Somebody stuck them in there?

Speaker 19 (01:30:48):
What somebody stuck alligators in his pool? It's possible it happened.
All right, we'll stick with Florida. So we all know
a good news tease to keep you uh, you know,
hooked onto the news to watch past the commercial break.

Speaker 3 (01:31:00):
Listen to this tease.

Speaker 16 (01:31:01):
That's one of the strangest shootings you will ever hear
about how a Florida woman got hit and survived.

Speaker 3 (01:31:06):
But see how sexy and a can of pringles are involved.
That's got up next. I love her laugh, the awkward laugh.
Someone got shot and there's sex and acunt of ringles.
I didn't want to hear the story because the teas
was so good. Why I know it's not funny. Someone
got shot. It's a sex and the can of Pringles involved.

Speaker 12 (01:31:26):
Google this story.

Speaker 19 (01:31:27):
I need answer, Okay, all right? So we all know
this song from Lincoln Park, right classic, and now that
Lincoln Park has a it doesn't matter, and Lincoln Park
has a new singer. But the Internet last week decided
to take and try to find Lincoln Park's a new
singer on their own, and with the help of AI,

(01:31:48):
we have Goofy singing Lincoln Park.

Speaker 3 (01:31:50):
Goofy, Goofy as in Disney Disney, all right, okay, all right?

Speaker 19 (01:32:01):
And then finally, what else this is going viral? Speaking
of Disney, we all know the movie Mowanna. There's a
song in Mowanna called I Am Mowana.

Speaker 3 (01:32:09):
You know that one, Danielle, I.

Speaker 5 (01:32:10):
Think so yeah, I am Mowana.

Speaker 3 (01:32:13):
Yes.

Speaker 19 (01:32:13):
So the line in the song that people are talking
about is fall and rising. What they're hearing is f
and rice.

Speaker 5 (01:32:23):
On here go ahead, I.

Speaker 12 (01:32:34):
Hear I always thought she said and rising.

Speaker 3 (01:32:37):
Yeah, this sounds like rising. Maybe that's what they meant. Anyway,
you're a good America now that you're totally crapping all
over Disney music. I don't know anyway, make any think.
Thank you very much. Let's play a game. Oh okay,
we're gonna play a game. But if you're in, if
you're listening to Y one hundred, you're not gonna have

(01:32:58):
the game because they you leave us at nine. But
we'll break in and talk to you every once in
a while.

Speaker 14 (01:33:04):
We have the five left over from yesterday because it
did not go the way we thought it was going to,
so we got over.

Speaker 3 (01:33:10):
Remind me what they are.

Speaker 14 (01:33:11):
The biggest country crossover hits because yesterday was international country music.

Speaker 3 (01:33:16):
Oh yes, absolutely, and we were having fun. Yeah, but
you need to know your country crossover hits, Diamond, please,
they need to know their country crossover hits.

Speaker 6 (01:33:27):
I'm trying.

Speaker 3 (01:33:28):
I know the lady that yesterday was really sweet, really great,
really fun, but she didn't know them.

Speaker 5 (01:33:33):
She knew the lyrics, she.

Speaker 3 (01:33:36):
Did, all right, So we need someone to give us
the name of the song.

Speaker 5 (01:33:39):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (01:33:39):
One eight hundred two four two zero one hundred. Let's
do this, Firs. Danielle cheer late for Daniel never mind?
What do you hear later? All right, we'll be back.

Speaker 6 (01:33:51):
Ever wondered what we look like?

Speaker 3 (01:33:53):
Do you think I look in bred.

Speaker 15 (01:33:55):
I do follow us on.

Speaker 4 (01:33:56):
Instagram at Elvis da Rand Show. Elvist in the Morning.

Speaker 3 (01:34:00):
Show, you see how amazing Scary and Scotty Bee's trip
when and get the rules. Go to Elvis Duran dot com.

Speaker 6 (01:34:16):
Today Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:34:37):
Am I deaf?

Speaker 6 (01:34:39):
No?

Speaker 12 (01:34:39):
I think Nate's deaf? Is what the problem is.

Speaker 3 (01:34:41):
Everyone repeats things twice. Everything repeats things twice.

Speaker 9 (01:34:46):
You heard me, you heard me?

Speaker 3 (01:34:50):
Scott, Scotty does it too, He repeats things, He repeats things.
And Froggy does it too. And you do it too. Well,
I'll tell you why if you want to know why. Yeah,
I just did it.

Speaker 16 (01:35:00):
No, I didn't, I didn't short it. I'll tell you
why if you want to know why. That means, if
you don't want to know, I just tell me to
shut the hell up, and I will.

Speaker 3 (01:35:06):
Now, you just said it twice.

Speaker 16 (01:35:07):
People do it because sometimes you're still talking when I
start what I'm going to tell you, and I don't
know if you heard the beginning of it, so then
I just repeat it to make sure you heard it.

Speaker 3 (01:35:16):
That's it exactly. You just said that's it twice, because
that's why I said it twice. Yeah, okay, I just
wondering why everyone says things to me twice, that's all.
That's why I do it with.

Speaker 1 (01:35:26):
Jokes, because sometimes it's funnier if you hear the punchline twice.

Speaker 3 (01:35:30):
No, it's not. Oh god, if you have to tell
the punch line twice, it eliminates the humor. Also, if
you don't acknowledge, sometimes we don't know you heard it
what exactly. See, that's why I heard the whole thing.

Speaker 5 (01:35:41):
Sometimes he hears it, but he doesn't think it's funny.
So that's why you think he ignores it.

Speaker 3 (01:35:46):
Oh you think if you just keep giving you the punchline,
eventually I'm gonna go I'm gonna crack it and start laughing.
All right. You don't have to repeat things you don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:35:53):
You don't I love you unless the person says, what yeah,
this muscallopsis.

Speaker 3 (01:36:02):
Let's move on. I just today turn that off. Today
is National Cheeseburger Day. It is or is it a
Hamburger Day. You know it's National cheeseburger Day. It's National
cheeseburger Day. Yeah, I'll be going to Seventh Street Burger today.
I know that Americans prefer cheeseburgers over hamburgers. There you go.

(01:36:24):
Thank God for the cow. It's the top choice. We'll
say it again. I'm kidding. Oh, it's okay, here we go.
It's time to do part two, Part two of yesterday's contest.

Speaker 12 (01:36:35):
Yesterday was International Country Music.

Speaker 3 (01:36:38):
Day, Ashley, Are you a huge International Country Music Day fan?

Speaker 22 (01:36:43):
Absolutely?

Speaker 3 (01:36:43):
Oh, I can hear it right now. So a colonist
from beautiful Columbus, Georgia. Actually, we're so happy to have
you here. Yesterday we had a contestant, even though she
was a very very very kind lady, she just didn't
get the answers to the songs correct. So it's up
to you.

Speaker 22 (01:37:00):
I think I can do it.

Speaker 10 (01:37:01):
I think I can do it.

Speaker 22 (01:37:02):
I repeated myself, just for you.

Speaker 3 (01:37:06):
Oh my god. All right, we'll give Ashley and everyone listening,
uh background what we're doing here.

Speaker 14 (01:37:12):
Okay, So we're just gonna play a song. It was
a huge crossoverhead between country and pop music and all
you have to do is guess the name of the song.

Speaker 12 (01:37:20):
That's it?

Speaker 3 (01:37:21):
All right, you can do this. Listen closely, actually, Ashley,
here's the first one. He went out first. I'll advocate.
It's up stopping right out of the side.

Speaker 22 (01:37:32):
There you go, hold on, and Cruise is Georgia Flordel.

Speaker 3 (01:37:49):
She said, she said the word.

Speaker 5 (01:37:50):
I thought you said it.

Speaker 3 (01:37:52):
You said she said the word cruise.

Speaker 15 (01:37:55):
Did she say.

Speaker 3 (01:37:58):
That's it's it's called cruise. Okay, Now he's in there.
I do believe. Yeah, now he's in there. Okay, that's
all right.

Speaker 7 (01:38:11):
Here we go.

Speaker 3 (01:38:12):
Here's the next one, the heart break.

Speaker 12 (01:38:15):
I don't need to know the term to cry.

Speaker 22 (01:38:18):
No, m it's the way you love me.

Speaker 6 (01:38:27):
It's not.

Speaker 14 (01:38:29):
Keep banging it, keep singing it, keep singing, its motion.

Speaker 3 (01:38:39):
Faithful and all right, you're almost there though at it?
Oh my god, Here we go. Here's the next one.
Right now, he's probably dancing with the beach blonde tramp
and she's.

Speaker 15 (01:38:57):
Probably getting.

Speaker 22 (01:39:02):
Before her cheat.

Speaker 5 (01:39:04):
Yeah, yeah, I love I love the use of the
word tramp in that.

Speaker 3 (01:39:07):
Song Carry Underwood time. We should use the word tramp
more and more without it. All right, here's the next one.
You're on a roll now, I can hear it?

Speaker 19 (01:39:20):
You got.

Speaker 6 (01:39:25):
I need help alone?

Speaker 3 (01:39:27):
Okay, that's close enough that mysel. It's it's closest miss
a word. The name of the song is I need
some help. She just said I need It's not it's
I had some.

Speaker 5 (01:39:42):
It's still about helping.

Speaker 12 (01:39:44):
We're playing guess the general gist of the song.

Speaker 5 (01:39:48):
Get the gist. That's the news.

Speaker 3 (01:39:51):
Actually, Danielle and I are on your side. Don't wanna
give you one more. This is the determining factor. If
you get this right, then you at it all. Here
we go.

Speaker 15 (01:40:02):
Get soon.

Speaker 3 (01:40:12):
How do I how do I what.

Speaker 22 (01:40:15):
Live without you?

Speaker 3 (01:40:17):
Okay, we'll take it. She always thought she was saying
how do I leave without you? Because she pronounces live
leave listen in Lene rhymes. Has she done anything recently?

(01:40:39):
Do we know frog?

Speaker 2 (01:40:40):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:40:40):
Not in a long time. No, there you go, Well,
there you have it. She did pretty well. What do
you have for a Nate?

Speaker 22 (01:40:45):
Go on?

Speaker 3 (01:40:46):
Well you got to talk to that microphone over there.

Speaker 13 (01:40:48):
We've got five hundred dollars thanks to sandals, resorts and
beaches resorts.

Speaker 3 (01:40:52):
You go, that's amazing, it is amazing, and.

Speaker 15 (01:40:58):
You know what you're Yeah, I have five kids, so
each of them got one hundred, I'll go ahead and
start their crystals.

Speaker 3 (01:41:04):
Oh, you're a great mom. All right, nice Ashley. It's
great to have you listening. Hold on one second, and
thanks to our friends at Sandals Resorts Beaches Resorts, Jamaica. Uh,
we have a trip for you too. If you want
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You don't have to read them, but they're there. But
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(01:41:25):
it's all included. It's just a beautiful place to go.
You go to resorts if you want to Uh, if
you want to be with your family, you go to
Beaches Resort. I got your Sandals. Tell me which one
they is, which beach families? Yes, Beaches is for families
and Sandals is for couple adults. Thank you. Scary went
there because he's an adult.

Speaker 2 (01:41:46):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:41:46):
And there you have it. That was fun. Yeah, yeah,
you know what we need y'all goo in here because
I want to talk about I want to talk about
soak yah.

Speaker 5 (01:41:57):
What about the podcast?

Speaker 3 (01:41:59):
What about the ticking half him on for them? We could?

Speaker 5 (01:42:02):
Oh, we have other things on the podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:42:03):
Today we do okay, okay, so Yako is uh. He's
a program director of HY one hundred in Miami, and
we took him out to dinner last night. We went
to have some sushi, some great food. We went to
Bond Street at Hudson Yards and he he wanted the sake.
And I love sake as well, but I like it cold.

(01:42:26):
He likes it hot. Okay, they didn't have it hot.
We're finding more and more restaurants don't have hot socket.
Oh yeah, because a lot of traditionalists don't think hot
sake is the way to drink soake.

Speaker 5 (01:42:36):
Sake is very strong.

Speaker 3 (01:42:37):
Yes, well it's it can be.

Speaker 15 (01:42:40):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:42:41):
Here's yallo, hey yak.

Speaker 5 (01:42:44):
Wearing a New York Yankees baseball hat.

Speaker 3 (01:42:46):
Yes, well, he wanted he didn't want to do his
hair today. You see his hair? Sure your hair? Here
we go and there's no hair. All right, It's very cute.

Speaker 15 (01:42:59):
Welcome.

Speaker 3 (01:43:00):
What is what does your backgrounds on? Pipul's cousin? What's
your background? By the way, I am Puerto Rican. Yeah,
see I rarely see a bald perto Rican. Really. I
never see a bald Mexican ever.

Speaker 2 (01:43:13):
Ever.

Speaker 3 (01:43:14):
I'm Scottish that's why I'm balding, right.

Speaker 24 (01:43:17):
Well, you know, I mean for me, it's I don't
I don't know, I don't know. I've seen some bald
perto Ricans, Okay. I think in New York you're gonna
find some bald perto Ricans and some bald Dominicans as well.

Speaker 3 (01:43:28):
All right, I'm gonna go look in today. Okay, So Yaka,
we go out, we sit down, great restaurant, right, I mean,
amazing Bond Street at Hudson Yards. Thank you. So, like, okay,
let's order some cocktails. And I said, let's get a
bottle of sake, right because I love it, joe Jo.
But Yako says, well, I like my sake hot, which
is not unusual a lot of people do. And they said, well,

(01:43:51):
we don't do that here, and I'm like, well, she
said we will one day. We just don't. So you said,
you you run into this all the time.

Speaker 24 (01:44:00):
I run into all the time. In fact that my
in Miami as well. Like I went to a restaurant
the other day and it was high end, just like
the one we were there yesterday, and I said, hot sake,
and I was enjoying the sushi was amazing and they said, well,
we don't have a way to heat up your sake.

Speaker 3 (01:44:16):
Yes, you have a microwave.

Speaker 24 (01:44:20):
I said, do you have a microwave? Like, is it
an issue to have hot sake? That's my question?

Speaker 3 (01:44:25):
Well it is. Some people look at you weirdly. Well, okay, Texas,
now we're doing he want ya ya ya, yes, yeahs
y'all go with stakeh. He's like, let's let's do a poll,
because you know, program directors are always doing research. Yes,
let's find out what percentage of people that text in
like how hot versus cole. If you don't like it,

(01:44:47):
we don't want to hear from you right now. You
don't don't type in well I don't like sake? Well okay,
so we're not looking for that the poll. Thank you, Yes, kiddy.

Speaker 1 (01:44:56):
What I feel like the higher price points on sake
would be cold and there is no expensive bougie hot sake.
So if you're at a higher end restaurant, they're gonna
tend to not serve it. They'll look down on a person.

Speaker 3 (01:45:09):
That's so you're saying they for hotsoke, they use like
the bad sockey, is what he's saying. That's what he says,
I feel.

Speaker 12 (01:45:18):
A bit shamed in this conversation. Do you feel a
little bit short.

Speaker 3 (01:45:20):
A little bitco yes? Do you like hot talker?

Speaker 6 (01:45:23):
I did?

Speaker 14 (01:45:23):
I always thought I always thought was served hot and
hot sake. And then when Yako said, oh, we couldn't
get it, I was like, really, I've never heard of that.
And some people were like, well.

Speaker 12 (01:45:33):
The ho end place is, don't sup you and your
poor people have that.

Speaker 3 (01:45:39):
I'm sure and I will enjoy the hot.

Speaker 5 (01:45:42):
Like a hot he goes That's the only way I've
ever had it, like, you know, but I go to
cheap ass restaurants.

Speaker 12 (01:45:49):
I'm pretty sure like every Hiboshi place I've ever been
to serves hot.

Speaker 3 (01:45:52):
Hockey places are wait, so you go to you go
to like a Nobuo, or you go to where we
went last night, Bond Street. They have soke lists just
like they have wine lists. I mean, and they have
some high, high priced sake. They're not going to take
any of that and heat it up in a rocker way.
So now they have to go down to the cheap

(01:46:13):
store and get some cheap Soak'll.

Speaker 15 (01:46:15):
Make it for it.

Speaker 3 (01:46:16):
Why, I don't know.

Speaker 12 (01:46:17):
Here they come okay, oh.

Speaker 3 (01:46:19):
Here look at this, this one says cold sake, no question,
and then a hot. A vote for hot, another vote
for hot. Hot, baby, there's a hot. I prefer hot.
Never have a problem getting it. Uh, let's say Connecticut
has a lot of bald Puerto Ricans.

Speaker 5 (01:46:35):
We just got that tech there you go, and Cubans too.

Speaker 12 (01:46:40):
Is this like going to a high end steakhouse and
asking them for steak sauce?

Speaker 3 (01:46:44):
It could be.

Speaker 5 (01:46:45):
I don't know, how dare you do a.

Speaker 3 (01:46:47):
Lot of high end steakhouses have their own brand of
steakhouse sauce, so they'll give it to you. But like,
for instance, my husband Alex explained this to them at
the table last night. He likes red wine, like really
nice red wine, but he likes ice in it, and
the wine wine steward or waiter or whatever will come
over and really, this is a mistake. I just read
this on my tickets. You want to He's like, yeah,

(01:47:09):
I want ice in it, and I'm like, just give
him ice, Just give him mice. We stop the fight.

Speaker 15 (01:47:13):
Have the socket.

Speaker 3 (01:47:14):
Well, here here's the thing.

Speaker 24 (01:47:15):
I think that the hot sake it tastes completely different
from the cold sockey because when we were tasting the coldsake, yesterday,
I said to elve, is this tastes like wine? So
it gives me that like that wine tastes like if
I'm just drinking just regular wine.

Speaker 3 (01:47:30):
Well, I think that they equate it to a wine
a little bit. Or is saki wine? Well, uh is
made of rice? It's rice wine. I don't know. Look,
I'm not I'm not an expert. I just love hot
socky and that's allally mad. The whole point was just
to get a to get a feel what the audience
is saying. And right now a majority of our listeners
at this moment are saying they like it hot, let's

(01:47:52):
go Yeah, me, I prefer it cold. I think if
you're going to drink hot sake, you are nothing but trash. Wow,
I'm kidding that you're a trash No, no, and I
and I totally don't mean that. And I don't believe
any restaurant wants you to feel that way either. I
just think, you know, it's I don't know, it's whatever.

(01:48:14):
Dared we should bring hot socket to the high end
and restaurants, do you agree?

Speaker 14 (01:48:19):
Absolutely, teach them a lesson and start carrying a hot
plate with you. So when they say, oh, there's no.

Speaker 12 (01:48:24):
Way for us to heat it up. Don't worry, pull
it out of your purse hot plate.

Speaker 3 (01:48:27):
Do you have a plug? Why do you want to
charge your phone?

Speaker 2 (01:48:29):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:48:29):
I need I need to tug in my microwave for
my hot socket.

Speaker 5 (01:48:32):
You need to go to like cheaper restaurants or something.

Speaker 3 (01:48:36):
Why if I'm paying, I heart paid for this. Thank you,
thank you, We appreciate it.

Speaker 6 (01:48:43):
We need fifteen more minutes of Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:48:46):
Good God, how do we cram all these people in
one room?

Speaker 4 (01:48:48):
The fifteen minute Morning Show podcast and extra fifteen minutes
of Elvis. Listen on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you
get your podcasts. Elvis Duran in the Morning Shows.

Speaker 3 (01:49:00):
Up and by tomorrow. Nellie Fertano, Love her, Love her music.
Let's play some Also, what are you watching tonight?

Speaker 5 (01:49:06):
The Golden Bachelorettas on tonight, You've got Survivor Master Chef
Agatha all Along on Disney, plus a lot of good stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:49:13):
See you tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (01:49:13):
Till then say peace out, everybody, please got everybody

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