October 15, 2024 • 108 mins
We dove into some butthurt-worthy topics in this episode, perfect for playing the Butthurt Game. Gandhi’s friend’s boyfriend stirred up drama by texting his ex, we debated the nightmare scenario of whether you'd rather have your texts or camera roll leaked, and swapped some outrageous stories about crazy neighbors. Oh, and let’s not forget the hot take of the day—Andrew declared that birthday cake isn’t a flavor, which might leave a few people seriously butthurt!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:11):
Is that time when we meet Elvis Dana?
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Is that a sausage in your pants?
Speaker 4 (00:16):
Of the nationally syndicated radio pas Elvis Duran and the
Morning Shortening.
Speaker 5 (00:21):
If I love you guys, You guys are fabulous.
Speaker 6 (00:23):
I just listen to you guys an hour and from
work every day.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
We love traffic?
Speaker 7 (00:29):
Is Elvis stand in the morning show?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Hey, let's talk about neighbors. For instance, I have some
neighbors that just moved into the apartment next door to hours,
beautiful people with a baby. They don't speak English. I say,
good morning, are gonna and they look at me like, eh, well,
I mean at least I know if I go to
you know, Mexico, weayal Das yea, I know, you know
Bojou in France.
Speaker 8 (00:53):
Right, maybe you need to wave? Are you waving?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
I'm waving? And I don't like neighbors. I hate neighbors.
I don't want I don't want them in my business.
I don't want to be in their business. I'd rather
live on like one hundred acre farm somewhere with electric
fences up. Okay, That's what I'd like to do. Oh wait,
I do hold on. What about your neighbor, Well.
Speaker 9 (01:12):
My parents have that neighbor. They called me last night
about that neighbor.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Yes, so that neighbor.
Speaker 9 (01:18):
Last night, my mom calls me and says, hey, you
know that guy across the street because he's always doing
something weird. He's like tuning up four wheelers in his
front yard, and last night he was trying to get
a dresser out his second story bedroom window. I can
only assume because he didn't want to take it down
the stairs.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
But I it's that neighbor, always doing something weird. Everyone's
got something weird going on with their neighbors.
Speaker 8 (01:41):
I have so many.
Speaker 10 (01:42):
So currently I'm in a situation where I think my
neighbor is deliberately letting his dog go outside my apartment.
Speaker 8 (01:50):
And I live in a building, so it's extra weird.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Just pooh in the hallway.
Speaker 8 (01:54):
I came there.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Are you sure it's from the dog?
Speaker 11 (01:56):
You know?
Speaker 8 (01:57):
Honestly, I'm not, But I've been taking pictures of the bedroom. Yeah.
Speaker 10 (02:00):
And then I called the friend desk and I'm like,
something's happening up here. I don't know why, I don't
know how, but you gotta get it.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Well, how long has this been going on three days now.
They need to get to the bottom of that.
Speaker 8 (02:09):
Well, I'm gonna install my nanny cam. I'm gonna bust people.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Yeah, but it's the fact that you're in a building. Yeah,
they're letting their dog crap in front.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Of your door.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Hey, talk to Sarah, Hi, Sarah, I, Sarah, I got
your text this. I find this fascinating. It's not as
bad as having someone's dog crapping on your apartment door step,
but rearly. Yeah. Okay, so your neighbor. You caught your
neighbor doing what so.
Speaker 12 (02:33):
Uh this past weekend.
Speaker 13 (02:34):
My my father and his neighbor have a what I
call a healthy rivalry when it comes to their lawns now.
Speaker 14 (02:41):
My neighbor took.
Speaker 13 (02:42):
It up a notch this weekend and I caught him
vacuuming it vacuuming along.
Speaker 15 (02:49):
Okay, how do you do that?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
It's like a rug of grass.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Oh goodness, I know, did it work?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
I bet it looked great though, right?
Speaker 13 (02:57):
I mean, yeah, you know what they say is always greener.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
I know, yeah, you know what you should do. Just
put a roomba out there, let it go.
Speaker 11 (03:04):
Yeah, I know it's wild, all.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Right, So catching your neighbor vacuuming the yard. Very odd.
All right, thank you very much, Sarah, thanks.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
For listening to us.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
We have neighbors that drag race, like you hear them
ruvving up the car and then they drag race. People
are always telling them to stop.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Stop it trashy.
Speaker 7 (03:25):
Hello a Hi, good morning guys.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
How do we how do you say? Your name is Ari?
Speaker 16 (03:31):
Ari?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
So your neighbor Tell me about that neighbor.
Speaker 17 (03:35):
Well, on Sunday, his neighbors showed up with four live chickens.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Live chickens, like little baby chicks, are big adult chickens, chickens.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Are they still there?
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Are they running around the yard? Are they gone?
Speaker 16 (03:51):
No, they're not in the yard.
Speaker 18 (03:52):
Were living on an apartment and I hear them clucky.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Wait they're not.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Food, They're like kept them as pets.
Speaker 18 (03:59):
I I don't know what he got him, but he
walked in with four light chickens on Sunday.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Oh lord, that's awesome. Live chickens on Sunday, Fried chicken
on Monday. Yeah, I don't know. You know people from
many cultures that they have no problem to getting a
live chicken and turning it into dinner. But in an apartment.
That's got to be a little odd.
Speaker 19 (04:19):
That is a little odd, I hope, I start, well, yeah.
Speaker 20 (04:23):
I know.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
But that's how I got my chicken because somebody got
it for Easter as a baby chicken, and they let
it out in the bronx to walk around, and we
found it and we took it in as a pet
when I was a kid. That's how I got my chicken.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Tweety, thank you.
Speaker 17 (04:38):
I just want to say that I love you guys
on a big shout.
Speaker 18 (04:41):
Out to the Brooklyn Boys.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Broken boys.
Speaker 18 (04:44):
They got.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
They got their one shout out of the day. Thank
you very much. I appreciate it. Thank you. Yeah, you know,
if I want chicken, I go to Popeye.
Speaker 7 (04:54):
Yes, Froggy So I in my where I used to live,
the neighbor she would blow her lawn off every single
morning at seven thirty, and then she would stand outside
and listen to our conversations. Every single day. She knew
everything we were doing because she was nosy.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
She was a weird neighbor. We didn't like her, very
very strange.
Speaker 7 (05:12):
And then now this little boy walks up. I've never
seen this little boy before.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
He walks up.
Speaker 7 (05:17):
He's got a spray gun. He says, here, taste this.
He wants to spray something in my mouth, and he disappeared.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Yes, here, Hi, Hi you mister, I'm your neighbory. I'm
going to spray my mystery liquid into your mouth.
Speaker 16 (05:34):
No.
Speaker 7 (05:35):
I didn't know what to do.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I was.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
I was so shocked.
Speaker 16 (05:36):
I was like, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Mama taught me years ago. If a boy wants to
put mystery liquid in your mouth, say no. You didn't
listen very good, say no, Froggie, Hi, Sam, how are
you hi?
Speaker 13 (05:51):
I'm so good.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Oh my god, I can't believe I'm mom.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
This is so crazy.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Well, Sam, we're talking about about that neighbor. And there
you are listening to Why one hundred in Miami and
your neighbor did what to you?
Speaker 21 (06:01):
So?
Speaker 22 (06:01):
I have a cat and he went outside one day
and I couldn't find him for like a couple of hours,
and then I heard him crying. And it turns out
that she had trapped him in her backyard and she
wouldn't give.
Speaker 23 (06:14):
Me my cat back.
Speaker 24 (06:16):
I have no idea, and then she was like just
giving me such a hard time about it. I was
there for an hour, and then my dad is telling
me like not to go because he was like, she
might do like voodoo on you, so be very careful.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
So did you ever get to the bottom of it,
find out why she was cat napping your cat?
Speaker 12 (06:34):
I have no idea.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
She just flat out told me she does not like
animals in our yard.
Speaker 12 (06:39):
She thinks there's like a nuisance.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
And then she's like, I wish there were no animals around.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Here's my idea. I wish there were no neighbors like you, lady.
You know, I'm so sorry to put up with you.
You'll trap her in your backyard?
Speaker 16 (06:52):
All right?
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Well crazy, yes, Sam, I keep an eye on the cat.
You know, look when the cat disappears, you know where
to look. Okay, yes see, that's think about neighbors, you know,
And I always tried not to be that neighbor. I know,
every once in a while when we have a heated argument,
you know, they're listening because my closet is right next
to their living room, and we always argue in the
closet for some reason, because it's where I go. It's
(07:15):
like closet. But it was not that. It's just you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'm going to the closet. Good morning, Jackie hy Hey Jackie,
welcome to the show. What does your neighbor do? That neighbor?
Speaker 25 (07:29):
So we my boyfriend and I just moved into our
new apartment and we found out that my neighbor likes
to comb her really really long hair in the hallway
and then she just likes to leave it there.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Oh god, she doesn't want to shed in her own place.
Speaker 25 (07:48):
Yeah, it's just like this big wad just killing in
the hallway. And I've walked by it fromtimes to time.
Speaker 26 (07:53):
It's really nice.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
That's disgusting. It's like a like a whole animal, like
a hairy animal out the hallway. Said, that's her hair residue.
I'm sorry, Jackie. You know what, it's neighbors that you
know what, if you could you could live like on
one hundred acres, there's gonna be a place we can
afford a hundred acres to get somewhere. All right, Thank you, Jackie.
(08:15):
Good luck with that. Harry Hallway. That sounds like a
sportsman's name and sports with Harry Hallway, don't you think. Finally,
we talked to Nicole he in a call Hi all
the way sports with Harry Hallways on the way. So
your neighbor, and actually all of your neighbors in your
development where you live, you have something unique going on.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
What's that We have to hire our garbage because one
of our neighbors like to take our garbage to put
it in his garage.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Order. You have a order in the neighborhood.
Speaker 6 (08:53):
Yeah, one day he opened his garage and there was
just bags and bags of trash. And then I've are
noticing how you would just look through everyone's trash and
take a little bit of everybody's.
Speaker 14 (09:04):
Stop.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Yeah, one man's trash of the man's treasure.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
I know, I know.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
I wouldn't go to my trash. There's dog do in there. Seriously.
All right, well, Nicole, best of luck with you and
your neighbors. And you're that one neighbor who has a
garage filled with your stuff? All right, thank you? There
you go the neighbor. Are you that neighbor?
Speaker 4 (09:25):
I hope I'm not.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Yeah, I don't want to be known as that neighbor.
Speaker 8 (09:27):
I think I'm a nice neighbor. I just always have
nutty neighbors around me.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Yeah, what do you think you're the nutting neighbor?
Speaker 8 (09:33):
They could? I mean, that's very possible, but I just
usually say I and go on my way.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
I could see how you could be perceived as a
nutty neighbor. I could see it too, because you're nutty.
Speaker 10 (09:42):
The nuttiest of all nutty neighbors. I told you guys
this when I first started. One of my neighbors burned
my apartment building down.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Okay, that's not nice.
Speaker 8 (09:49):
No it wasn't.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
I'm very not neighborly.
Speaker 8 (09:52):
It wasn't neighborly at all.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Well, chippy my neighbor, Sure you can burn down? My part.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Is Elvis d Ran in the Morning show. No, mister
Ran in the Morning show.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Which would you rather not have leaked your text messages
or your camera roll on your phone? Think about that?
Speaker 8 (10:24):
No, no need.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
I've said some things. I've said some text. I've said
some text that I do not want to leaked.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
So wow, what about you? Gandhi? I might as well
just open it up a little bit. I mean, which
would you rather have leaked or not have leaked? Your
text messages or your camera role?
Speaker 10 (10:45):
I would rather not have my text messages get out
so it could be my camera role. I would be
mortified at both, but I would be far more mortified
at the text messages because sometimes I'm just a psychopath
and I know that.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
More mortify what's on your camera roll? If that would
it is mortifying?
Speaker 10 (11:04):
Come on, I'm in a long distance relationship. There's all
kinds of stuff. But worse than that, it's like when
I screenshot someone else's conversation to send to someone like
talking crap. I don't want people to see that I
did that. I got to go in and delete a
whole lot more.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
All right, yeah, happy deleting. Let us know which would
you rather not have? Leaked text messages or camera roll?
I have nothing. There is nothing on my camera roll
is zero. There is not one photo on there other
than me, you know, looking like I'm you know, twisted
or whatever. There's nothing on there that's provocative or whatever.
(11:39):
So am I the only one that doesn't have like
one X rated photo and his camera roll?
Speaker 8 (11:45):
I mean, I definitely do.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Are we counting the cloud like the stuff that you
can get from the cloud or we just counting like
your actual phone.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
No, if it's on the cloud, it's on your phone.
Speaker 16 (11:56):
Yeah damn it.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Yeah, why does that make it? What does that make
a difference for you?
Speaker 27 (12:01):
Danielle yeah right, Uh, Andrea is online twenty four.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Let's see. Hey, Andrea, welcome to the show. How are
you feeling?
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Hi?
Speaker 6 (12:16):
This is crazy.
Speaker 19 (12:20):
Before?
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Well, it's a it's a liberating experience, so Andrea, which
would be more terrifying if they leaked your text messages
or your camera.
Speaker 19 (12:29):
Role, my camera roll, for sure.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Do you explain why?
Speaker 19 (12:35):
Yeah? Well, definitely had long term ex boyfriends before and
now I have a girlfriend, change of life. And I
think I've never actually gone through my pictures and deleted things,
so I can't even imagine what's there. I think I
had like sixteen thousand photos on my phone.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Wow, and so scattered scattered through those sixteen thousand photos
are photos of you might.
Speaker 11 (13:05):
See a penis.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Oh, you might see a penis. Okay, I feel so boring.
I have no penises on my phone. There are no
penises on my phone. I feel so boring. Anyway, all right, well, okay,
thanks for sharing, Andrea, Thanks for sharing with us. Have
a good day. Protect your phone, put a password on there,
Double it up. Kelly online twenty three. Here we got. Well,
(13:28):
just tell us what she said, Nate.
Speaker 9 (13:30):
Well, she said that her text she would not want
them to get out because if anybody's on they'd say
she's a psychopath.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
So oh really same. Hey, if you know that you're
sending out texts that are that don't put you in
a good light. Yeah, maybe you should rethink what you're texting. Okay,
maybe the question.
Speaker 10 (13:55):
You get into an argument with somebody and then you
start yelling and I actually yell and text message like
I will capitalize everything and just keep sending it so
I look extra crazy and I just you know, people
don't need to know that.
Speaker 8 (14:05):
Just let me get mad every now.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Okay. So you're you're blowing off steam on your.
Speaker 8 (14:12):
Texts, right, yeah?
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Right? And then how many times after you do that,
gandhi do you come back and go, Okay I overreacted.
Speaker 8 (14:22):
Yeah No, sometimes I do.
Speaker 10 (14:23):
Sometimes I say sorry, But I think for the most part,
if I'm mad, it's because I was absolutely right about
what I was mad about and somebody else needs to apologize.
Speaker 15 (14:31):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Okay, all right, so you think if that got out,
if that got out, no one would understand it except
for you and the person you're yelling at. So I'll
get that probably.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Line twenty four is Kelly, I think we got our back. Hey, Kelly, Hi,
how are you. We're doing okay? So obviously you have
nothing on your camera role that you're overly embarrassed about.
But on your text messages, it's a different story.
Speaker 6 (14:56):
Yeah, very different story.
Speaker 11 (15:00):
One read.
Speaker 19 (15:02):
If people went through my text messages with my ex,
they would think I was a psychopath.
Speaker 13 (15:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 26 (15:07):
I got on him on the worst things, on the
stupidest things for no reason.
Speaker 27 (15:14):
Right.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
So, I mean he obviously pushed you over the edge,
and you, uh, you just wanted to let him know
how you felt. Okay, I see, I see. So do
you do you ever go back and read them and go,
oh my god. I can't believe I was living through that.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
All the time, like every single day.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
So maybe it's good to be able to go back
and read them to remind you of where you don't
want to go ever again.
Speaker 16 (15:40):
Right, Yeah, but.
Speaker 26 (15:41):
Then I go back to it sometimes, Yeah, I gotcha,
don't do it.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Don't relive that, all right? Thank you, Kelly. You will
protect protect your protect your text messages. Yeah, scary, what's up?
You know?
Speaker 28 (15:55):
You could have my camera roll like you Elvis. I
don't care. There's nothing on there. I mean this, My
pictures are boring.
Speaker 21 (16:01):
However, I am a part of so many group threads
with groups of friends that I don't even want to
be a part of them. I feel like leaving the
conversation because the threads are just crazy and I'm like,
oh my god, I can't believe this. But I'm telling you,
and I know a lot of people have those threads,
you know, where they share like pictures and memes and videos,
and I'm like, don't.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Send me this.
Speaker 28 (16:21):
This is nsf W.
Speaker 10 (16:23):
Yeah, absolutely, yeah, Gandhi, isn't that like what brought down
the mayor of Portterri or mayor of porter or San
Juan write something like.
Speaker 8 (16:31):
That with his group text the governor, But yeah, the governor.
Speaker 10 (16:34):
I think that once that unsend feature comes to all
of the phones, it's going to change the game. And
I've just been waiting for years and years because every
now and then, yeah, you do regret a text message
and you would like to unsend it so someone cannot
go back and then trust that it's.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Still out there.
Speaker 7 (16:49):
You don't see it, it's still there.
Speaker 8 (16:51):
True, but it's just less of a chance.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
You should see the texts that are coming in my
text message is because in my text messages, I have pictures. Oh,
so they combined them to the two controversial aspects. I
once found a phone on the local walking track, no passwords,
so I went straight to the pictures just in case
I passed the owner walking by. No luck, but I
saw a topless, very pregnant woman in the pictures, ending
up calling her mom and met her a few minutes later. Look,
(17:16):
you know, you never know what kind of friends you're
gonna make when you pick up someone else's phones. So
think about it. Do you really have that many sexual photos?
And this is what this is about, sexual photos, embarrassing
photos if they got out, versus you just going off
and not using any filter whatsoever and screaming at someone
on your text messages, which I've been known to do.
(17:42):
It happens, So you know, I think the moral of
the story here is think about it long and hard.
What's on your phone and on your cloud? In your
cloud right now? Wow? You really have that on there?
It's a lot worse than you think. Yeah, I really
(18:04):
do think so, Froggy, what's on yours? The camera or
the text messages?
Speaker 7 (18:08):
I'm not releasing either one. You could just go ahead
and shoot me. I'm not I'm not.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
I would not.
Speaker 7 (18:16):
Release either one, and if I did, I would have
have an identity change.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
Wow, so you would be canceled this year. This would
be the year of canceling Froggy if.
Speaker 7 (18:27):
Yeah, for sure?
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Final, let me go to line nine and talk to Kaylee. Hi, Kayley,
which would you need? Well, good morning? Which would you
rather not be leaked? Your text messages or your.
Speaker 11 (18:39):
Camera role like Gandhi. I'm a bit of a psychopath
when it comes to text messages. But I can leak
my I can leak my my bit my photos. But
my friend was going through it just to see if anything,
you know, condemning with in it, and she came across
a photo that I took. I'm not a photo but
a screenshop that I took a while back of a
porn store. He looks exactly like Nate.
Speaker 7 (19:03):
Really yeah.
Speaker 11 (19:05):
She was like, wait, is this late? I'm like, oh no, no, no,
it just looks like he's screenshot it, and it was.
It was really funny.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Well wait, well hold on, what doesn't do you know
his name? I want to compare.
Speaker 11 (19:16):
I don't know his name. It was one of those
time member photos, you know, like the previews.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Now I gotta go see this guy. If you find out, maybe.
Speaker 11 (19:29):
Hold on, I still have the screenshot if I can,
if somebody wants it, I can send it to them somewhere.
Speaker 16 (19:34):
But it was yeah, email.
Speaker 11 (19:36):
It, email it to I'll get the email that just leader.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Yeah, yeah, email it to uh who, I don't know who?
Do email it Elvis? I don't know. I mean, I
don't want, I don't don't do send me porn. People
try to text pictures to our text messaging and it
doesn't work. We can't see those photos. But isn't there
like a general mailbox or something.
Speaker 9 (19:56):
It's Elvis at Elvis Duran's kind of it is.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Yeah, I don't even know that password.
Speaker 21 (20:01):
Well, you could send it to us on DM on
Instagram if you'd like, Oh, yeah.
Speaker 16 (20:04):
You can do that.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
Yeah, yeah, I know. Guys. Hold on, everyone DM it
to Elvis Durant Show at Instagram. Okay, if anyone has
any nude photos, if anyone has any nude photos of
any of us, please d M them to us now,
Elvis Show.
Speaker 11 (20:23):
That's exactly like Nate. It looks exactly like Nate.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Wow, all right, all right, Kayley will be the judge
of that man. But thank you for listening, and I
hope you have a good day.
Speaker 18 (20:35):
Okay, YouTube bye bye, And there you have it.
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Yeah, Elista ran in the morning show. Elvis terran in
the Morning show.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
So you know our friend Dina with the pink hair,
We love her, Yeah, I love her. Not only is
she a very dear friend, and she's always there for
us for hair and makeup when we need. We haven't
needed in quite some time, but now, you know, lately
that's been warming up. You know, she's she came to
my apartments the other day. She said, let me bring
you some gifts. She also has a side hustle that
came out during the pandemic. She makes candles. Yeah, these
(21:34):
incredible candles. I'm not just saying just like like, goops,
vagina candles. I'm talking about maybe.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
She could have Dina's vagina candle.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Maybe anyway, So she had several candles, but one of
the candles she gave me, which was my favorite, was
called stolen Hoodie. Oh yes, I'm like, what is this.
She's like, you know, when you go to a guy's
house and you spend the night and you do him
in the next day, you steal their hoodie and you
leave and take it home with you. Sniffed the candle,
I sniffed and went it smelled it. It smelled it.
(22:04):
It smelled like like a guy's hoodie that had been stolen,
Like you could smell a little bit of a coloone
in there, but you could also smell some musky smell,
like a yeah, a dirty guy like Nate whatever, not
that dirty. What a brilliant idea, and it got me
to thinking about stealing guy's hoodies. Gandhi in your dating life,
have you ever stolen a guy's hoodie?
Speaker 10 (22:25):
I just Oh, first of all, I have like ten
from my boyfriend, and he called me out for one
of them the other day, so I had to bring
it back right.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
Yes, they call it if it's like a one night
stand thing and you steal the hoodie, they called it
a screw of an air as. That's right, I mean,
and I mean, Danielle, do you ever swipe Sheldon's hoodies?
Speaker 4 (22:42):
Oh, all the time, take it away, and yet sometimes I
spray it with as like cologne and stuff. Oh, you
want to make sure you smell the person exactly.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
So, so I was looking this up. There's actually something
for a TikTok video I saw. There are many reasons
why it's great to steal his hoodie. First of all,
it really when you're sniffing him, it releases serotonin and endorphins.
There's a scientific thing going on there. Scientifically, it makes
you happy because you're sniffing him right. Secondly, it makes
you look good because sometimes his hoodie is a couple
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of sizes larger than you, so you feel like you
just kind of you're just in there, like rattling around.
Speaker 18 (23:16):
Right.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
Yeah, guys love that too. They like to see, uh,
they like to see people in their hoodie when it's
when it's oversized. There's a sense of security when you're
wearing you're walking down the street and you can lift
that up and sniff it, and you're like, oh, that
smells like him. I'm taken. I'm taken, and this hoodie
is protecting me from the evil world outside, right yep.
And it smells it smells like you're you're you're the
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person you stole it from. Guy girl, doesn't matter it all.
They we all have our our odors, good and bad.
It's kind of fantastic, Nate. Plus, my favorite part of
wearing their hoodie is I stole it and I got
away with it because we like to steal stuff.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
Most of the time, they don't get it back most
of the time. That's yours, and that's it pretty much.
Speaker 8 (23:59):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
And I don't feel sorry for you. If you have
a hoodie that was stolen, too bad, go buy another one.
You know what, No, it is, it's not We're not
trying to be nice. It really is a compliment. You
should have a you should always have like a case
of of stinky hoodies in the back, ready to be stolen,
the whole case. Exactly.
Speaker 7 (24:17):
Yeah, Froggy, what do you think if I stole your
black hoodie? What would that's? What does your anger smell like?
How would that smell?
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Anger. That's an old thing. But I haven't been angry
in a black hoodie for years. You're that's yesterday's news.
Speaker 4 (24:28):
Now now he's angry in a black T shirt. It's a
lot different.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
They used to make fun of me because for some reason,
when I wore a black hoodie to work, that meant
that meant I didn't really care that day when I
was getting ready. Translation, I didn't want to deal with
anyone to bs. Therefore I was mean. So they called
those my black hoodie days. But now I wear black
hoodies every day. Same what straight inight.
Speaker 9 (24:51):
As a guy that's had his hoodie stolen, I can
tell you that sometimes it's not just outright stolen without knowledge.
You sometimes gave it to the person say hell, it's
cold out here, take this hoodie, and then they would
conveniently forget to return it.
Speaker 7 (25:06):
Yeah, don't matter how, get the hell out of here.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Don't just steal it. It doesn't matter how you procure
your hoodie. It's yours now. It smells like them, and
you can't wash it. That's another thing about stolen hoodies.
If you wash them, they lose all their magic. It's gone.
It washes down the drain.
Speaker 10 (25:22):
That's also part of the beauty of the Stolen hoodie
is it's always worn in like a pair of shoes.
After a while, it's the perfect amount of comfortable.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Hey, does Dina with the pink hair have a website?
Can people buy her candles?
Speaker 8 (25:34):
Yeah, you can go to Dina's Kissing Makeup dot Com.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
Oh so okay, so I'm encouraging everyone. Look, we're not
making any money off this. We're not getting a percentage
at all. We just happened to love Dina. Go check
out her line of candles, but buy the Stolen hoodie.
That's my favorite one.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
She has really pretty ones too, that like look like
a cupcake and look like a like a cappuccino, and
they're I don't know how the house comes up with
this stuff.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
Now, what is her website again.
Speaker 8 (26:00):
Dina's Kiss and Makeup dot Com?
Speaker 3 (26:03):
Is it d n A d I n A at
Dina's Yes, Dina's.
Speaker 8 (26:07):
What kiss and Makeup dot Com?
Speaker 3 (26:10):
I get it kiss and Makeup?
Speaker 4 (26:13):
That's the name of her salon, Dina's Kiss and Makeup.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Okay, so Dina di a in a. Dina's Kiss and
Makeup dot Com. Line twenty four is Amanda Amanda, tell
me you've stolen a hoodie before.
Speaker 19 (26:26):
Oh my gosh, Hi.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
Well alighty, talk about your stolen hoodie. A story. What happened?
Speaker 31 (26:32):
Yeah, when I was in undergrad, I went to a
house party. I you know, saw a guy that I
thought was cute. You know, whatever happened, I ended up
leaving with his hoodie and then we didn't talk for
a long time. And then, uh, like a year or
two later, he messaged me and said, give me back
my hoodie. It is funny and used it as a,
(26:53):
I guess the way to start talking again. And here
we are, eight years later, with a dog and a
house and a cat.
Speaker 7 (27:00):
Wow, from a hoodie stolen?
Speaker 3 (27:05):
It came from a stolen.
Speaker 31 (27:09):
From college. Ended up with Daniel.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
I said, she got to name her first kid hoodie.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
She's not heavy kids. She didn't see his heavy kids.
Speaker 31 (27:18):
I can't believe them on the radio with you guys,
Well you.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
Are and I love that. And there's something about that smell.
Do you still have that hoodie? By the way, eight.
Speaker 31 (27:27):
Years later, No, what's really funny about it is my
roommate from college ended up stealing it from me, and.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Well, don't let her steal your guy. Hello, smells like him.
All right, madam, thanks, thank you for listening to us.
You go have a great day.
Speaker 31 (27:41):
Okay, thank you so much. It was great talking to
you guys. I love listening to you in the morning.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
Well, thank you for listening. It's it's a pleasure. Hold on.
Hold one second. Here's Joe on line twenty three. Now
Joe on the other hand, on the other side, has
had many a hoodie stolen. Joe, if you could count
up the number of hoodies that have been stolen from you,
what would that be?
Speaker 17 (28:00):
Well, good morning everybody.
Speaker 32 (28:01):
First off, well, hello lady days that I'm on here.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
I'm glad you're here.
Speaker 6 (28:05):
I've been listening to you guys since I'm like fourteen.
Speaker 7 (28:07):
This is crazy.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
I know we're old and ancient. Thanks for rubbing that in. No,
you're not, Joe, all right, So how many how many
hoodies have you had stolen from you?
Speaker 12 (28:20):
I probably had, honestly about a dozen hood from me
in college.
Speaker 31 (28:24):
Like by the end of my college years, I had
no hoodies left.
Speaker 4 (28:28):
So that means you had a lot of girls in
college years or guys, whatever it is.
Speaker 33 (28:32):
I wouldn't even say that almost.
Speaker 32 (28:34):
I would say, like my one previous ex girlfriend stole
all of them.
Speaker 15 (28:37):
Oh oh my god, sounds well.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
Wait, but now she's an accent. She had hold one gone,
she's an accent. She has like a dozen of your
hoodies she got away with her. No if she still
has them, but I would like some of them back,
which would be nice, I know. But if you call
her or text her or whatever to get your hoodies back,
that means you're reaching out to connect, and so you
can't do it. You gotta let them go. You gotta
write them off.
Speaker 16 (29:00):
Right.
Speaker 32 (29:01):
That is very true.
Speaker 34 (29:02):
That is very very true.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
Anyway, So there you go. So when they stole your hoodies,
were you? Was it like a badge of honor for you?
I mean, is that a good thing?
Speaker 6 (29:14):
No?
Speaker 17 (29:14):
Because I actually really liked the hoodies and I went
to school in Albany, so you really needed those.
Speaker 10 (29:18):
I thought, Oh yeah, guys need to start having a
stockpile of crappy hoodies and then you leave those out
so that they're available for stealing and hide your good ones.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
There you go, Alison, line eight. Then we got to
roll on.
Speaker 26 (29:30):
Hey, Alison, Hey, you want to You know that I
just donated a bag a couple of months ago, earlier
this year that was full.
Speaker 21 (29:40):
Of stolen hoodies?
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Wait, wait, hold on? How many? How many stolen hood
hoodies were in this bag you donated.
Speaker 6 (29:48):
I'm gonna go with half doesn't.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
Okay? So was it a need to move on in
your life for you now have a solid relationship with someone,
so you you want these hoodies out out of the way.
I mean, was there a psychological reason you needed to
get rid of them or you just wanted to donate them?
Speaker 19 (30:04):
They were so.
Speaker 5 (30:05):
Old and I didn't need them anymore.
Speaker 12 (30:07):
And they were from guys that don't talk to you.
Speaker 19 (30:09):
They were all scuvenirs.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
I got you. Had you washed? Had you washed them?
And did it was like a bag full of different
boy smells.
Speaker 26 (30:19):
No, no them, okay, the guys.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
If you wash them, then you cleared them. You cleared
the guy up. They're gone. You're good.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
I have an idea.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
What's your idea, Danielle?
Speaker 4 (30:31):
Oh my gosh. We start a store and it's just
a little store, and all it is is people that
donate the hoodies they have stolen, and then we sell
Dina's candle as well, and we either call it stolen
hoodies or my ex boyfriend's hoodie. This is it.
Speaker 8 (30:46):
We're gonna make so much money.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
But the key, the key is you can't wash them.
They have to still smell like the boy stinky, stinky hoodies,
thinky hoodies, Steinky hoodies. That's the name of it, stinky hoodies.
Oh my gosh, you're brilliant. This is like the time
you came up with renting a Alison. We've got to roll.
Thank you for calling, and I'm glad that you got
rid of those hoodies. It's time to move on. It's
time to start collecting a new a new bunch. Okay,
(31:10):
one of yours. Wow, Well, hold on, Nate, can we
send Alison in a hoodie? Do does it have to
smell like me? You don't want that. It smells like pancakes,
syrup and desperation. Okay, hold on, hold on, We'll send
her a dirty hoodie. Okay. I've never given away a
dirty piece of clothing before it I did, but I can't.
(31:32):
I'm not soiling them. They just wear them, scary. I
don't soil my clothing.
Speaker 15 (31:38):
Soil is such a gross word.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
That's disgusting. It's like, I'm like, I'm all right, we
have to move on.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
What's up, this is this is this is pretty Spears
in the Morning Show, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
Hey, I know that we have so many different terms
that apply to relationships, like you've been catfished, or you've
been cookie crumbed, or what are some of the other
bread crumbed? Ghosted? How about stashed? This is one stashing
you or someone you know. Have you been stashed or
(32:28):
are you currently being stashed? I'll tell you what it means.
You're dating someone, it seems like it's great, but they
never ever introduce you to their friends or their family.
They kind of hide you. They're stashing you away somewhere.
I actually I've known people who've been through this. Have
you Have you ever been stashed by someone? You're like,
(32:49):
I don't get it. When I'm when you're with them,
it seems great, but when they leave, it's like you
don't exist. Right.
Speaker 8 (32:54):
So I haven't been stashed, but I hate to admit it.
I have stashed someone before.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
I feel like, what you do?
Speaker 10 (33:03):
Okay, he was very cute and I had fun with him,
but he was a little dense, and he was an
aspiring rapper, but he was stupid and he was an
aspiring robber, and he would introduce himself to people if
he ever encountered them by his rap name. So I
was like, oh, hell no, this is never going to
(33:24):
be a thing, like I cannot introduce you to my
friends and family. And I remember one time he showed
up at a work event and I like pulled in
between two cars.
Speaker 8 (33:31):
I'm like, why are you here? What are you doing?
Get out of here?
Speaker 16 (33:38):
All right?
Speaker 3 (33:39):
So you you you had particular reasons to be with him,
but that it was never going to go beyond that,
right right.
Speaker 4 (33:46):
I have a question. Can it be a great thing
if you're stashing someone for the other person, Like, say,
you want to just keep them for yourself, and you
don't want to share them with other people because I
don't know, you're afraid your friend might steal them more.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
Your family is like your family's heinous. You don't want
your your family to get their claws into your pretty guy.
Speaker 4 (34:07):
Or yeah, woman, maybe it's a good thing, maybe it's
not bad.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
All right, we'll get into stashing. I want to hear
from people who have been stashed, who are stashed, who
are stashing, or who have stashed that it is not
about you Daniels Raina on Line twenty four she stashed
her boyfriend for a year. I want to hear it time. Yeah, Raina, Now,
(34:32):
how come you stashed your boyfriend for a whole year.
Speaker 24 (34:35):
My family doesn't live here anymore and so they.
Speaker 12 (34:39):
Moved away to Florida, and so it was really easy.
Speaker 13 (34:41):
I kind of just call my mom.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
We were friends, and then she believed me, and then.
Speaker 12 (34:47):
We kind of just popped up and I was like, hey,
what would you do if I got married?
Speaker 5 (34:50):
And she's like, well, you know, you just do what
feels right and you let me know whatever. And so
I let her know two days after our marriage.
Speaker 8 (34:57):
Wow, what stashed?
Speaker 4 (35:00):
Yeah no, my mother would have killed me. Uh huh,
No way, no way.
Speaker 5 (35:03):
My mom's really supportive, like of everything. She's an angel.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
Oh okay, but wait, going back, why was he stashed
for a year though? Really so she's.
Speaker 5 (35:13):
An angel, but she's a smothering one.
Speaker 24 (35:15):
So I knew that he's really didn't He didn't have
his mom anymore, so he really is not comfortable with
it at a distance, and I just I didn't want
my family.
Speaker 12 (35:25):
We're really close but really dysfunctional, and I wanted.
Speaker 5 (35:28):
To really be able to have a relationship with him.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
There you go that reflecting it, I get it, all right, Well,
look you know what you had to do, what was
right for you. It's your relationship, and so there you go.
You stashed your boyfriend for a year. But look it
looks like it's turning out to be a happy ending.
Speaker 5 (35:42):
Right Yeah, and my whole family adores him.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
Ah, good, good, So it worked out for the best.
All right, RAINA, thank you. See stashing can be good.
Thank you. Danielle on line twenty three, currently being stashed. Hello,
so how long have you been with this person?
Speaker 2 (36:01):
I've been with this guy for two years and he's
been not letting me meet family friends, nobody.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
Well do you know why or have you asked for
a reason?
Speaker 2 (36:15):
I did. I'm like, are you embarrassing of me?
Speaker 32 (36:17):
Am?
Speaker 2 (36:17):
I not pretty enough? And he's like, no, no, no,
it's not that. It's gronoma. I don't want to cause
issues and stuff, and it's always like an excuse. So
I kind of like left it.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
Do you totally trust him? Do you feel like that
you're the only one or do you feel like there's
someone else or.
Speaker 16 (36:35):
YEH, don't know.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
I just don't know. I feel like, yes, I can
trust him because I mean for the last two years,
you know, I just feel like at least if it
was like six months or a year, I feel like
it would have been different, I guess. But two years
and we're going pretty strong. I mean we've been on
little vacasions, but like he won't tell anybody anything.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
Yeah, I don't know. Here, here's one of my thoughts
about being stashed. If you're truly going to be in
a relationship, which is a two way thing, then there
needs to be transparency. There needs to be honesty and openness.
What do you think, Gandhi?
Speaker 10 (37:13):
Well, what about social media? Do you post pictures of him?
Does he ever post pictures of you? Or does he
get weird about that?
Speaker 2 (37:20):
You're ready for this one.
Speaker 30 (37:21):
He doesn't have social media.
Speaker 8 (37:23):
I smell around, you.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Know.
Speaker 4 (37:29):
Maybe he's got a different name on social media.
Speaker 3 (37:33):
Here's the thing. You've been with him for two years?
You said, right, yeah, yeah, it's a long time. Hey,
good luck with that, Danielle. I I don't know.
Speaker 16 (37:46):
I think.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
I here's what I truly believe. You deserve the world.
You deserve all great things. And if this being stashed
is going to is going to be a deterrent from
you having the greatest life. I don't know, you deserve better.
I'm hoping you can work this out with him or
without him. Either way, best of luck to you.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Thank you. I appreciate it, and I do deserve the best,
So I agree you do, you do?
Speaker 3 (38:12):
I mean, as long as you're okay with it, then
it's going to keep going on the way it is.
But I don't know, it doesn't sound like you're one
hundred percent okay with it. Hey, thank you for listening
to us and all the best and good luck to you.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Thank you, thank you so much for having me.
Speaker 3 (38:24):
Okay, bye bye.
Speaker 4 (38:25):
Yeah, Oh she's so nice.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
So she's very nice. But so far, it's yeah, scary. No.
Speaker 21 (38:32):
I just think that if you're being stashed ninety percent
of the time, you're the side piece. I just that's
I just that's my gut. Those are so many red
dish red flash.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
I don't know if you can put a percentage on it,
but yeah, I can see how they could. That could
be the case. Sometimes absolutely, that could be one of
the reasons why you're being stashed. But god, what if
it's something crazy like this guy's he's on the lamp.
He's a murderer and they're looking for him.
Speaker 10 (38:56):
Total second family that he doesn't want her to know about,
Like what exactly drama?
Speaker 8 (39:01):
What kind of drama?
Speaker 10 (39:02):
And does he get mad when she posts pictures? I
just don't if there's so many things we need to unpack.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
Yeah, I know. And two years in that's that's huh.
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Elvis ter Ran in the Morning Show?
Speaker 3 (39:35):
Are we even on?
Speaker 1 (39:38):
Elvis d Ran in the Morning Show?
Speaker 3 (39:40):
We got this game in the mayo. I don't did
we order it to be paid for it? It's called
it's called butt Hurt.
Speaker 8 (39:47):
I've been looking at that box wondering what was it.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
It's no time for hurt? Okay, who wants to play
a round of butt hurt?
Speaker 18 (39:55):
Me?
Speaker 3 (39:55):
Yeah? Oh?
Speaker 8 (39:57):
Actually, I'm not sure what it is I'm.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
Not sure how to play. Okay, here, Elvis hope all
is well. I have a show idea. We want your
listeners to come up with a butt Hurt question. We'll
add the winner's question and first name on our next
order of butt Hurt games. You, guys, chose the winner. Remember,
if you play, you cannot pick yourself. I have included
additional games for giveaways. Oh nice, this is from Brandon. Now,
(40:20):
like I guess, it's a game that you play with
your friends. How well do you know your friends? Okay,
let's all vote in this room who is the best looking?
Speaker 16 (40:29):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (40:29):
Oh, Nate's gonna say it's him.
Speaker 15 (40:34):
He's not allowed to.
Speaker 8 (40:35):
Say his name though.
Speaker 3 (40:37):
Okay, so in this room it's Frog. Froggy's in the
room with us and Danielle and Gandhi, scary me, Nate? Okay.
Who is the most adventurous in beddy?
Speaker 8 (40:47):
Oh take it, thanks, guys.
Speaker 3 (40:50):
I think who is the most patient? No, it's not made.
Speaker 4 (40:58):
I think scary scary problem patient.
Speaker 3 (41:00):
Who's the friendliest Daniel I was gonna say Danielle, daniel
Who's most generous? Who is the most jealous person in
the room?
Speaker 28 (41:18):
A minute ago, I wasn't even in the room, and
I got jealous.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
You didn't mention me. Who thinks Okay, I know who
thinks their gods give to the opposite sex. Who has
the biggest ego elvis?
Speaker 21 (41:37):
Okay, I'm gonna say name, he thinks his bleeptoosting god.
Speaker 3 (41:46):
Who is most likely to steal something from you mylf
who's the most boring name? Okay? So this is one
of those games. This is one of those games you
play with your friends and you know someone's gonna get
butt her, someone's gonna get mad, and they're not gonna
(42:08):
talk to you. Some people just can't play games. You
know who's like that is a producer Sam.
Speaker 8 (42:12):
Oh she's so competitive.
Speaker 3 (42:14):
Oh she's come here, Sam. She just cannot play games.
Speaker 10 (42:17):
One time we went to office trivia, like for the
show The Office, and we came in I believe, second place,
and Sam was like ripping things off the walls and
kicking barstools.
Speaker 3 (42:26):
I'm like, woman, okay, So producer Sam, Yeah, you're just
you even admit you're a bad sport when it comes
to playing games.
Speaker 15 (42:31):
Only if I'm losing.
Speaker 3 (42:32):
Yeah, but why do you get that way? Can't you
just have fun? Can't you just play the game and
have fun?
Speaker 15 (42:37):
Being the best at something is fun?
Speaker 35 (42:40):
Oh my lord, why else would you play if it's
not for blood?
Speaker 3 (42:43):
You know what? It kind of takes the fun away
from it.
Speaker 15 (42:45):
Well, only if you're losing. So that's why you have
to win, and then I'm happy and then we're all good,
right God?
Speaker 7 (42:50):
And people say, oh, why do you keep Oh you
don't have to win. Well, that's why they keep score,
so they know who wins and who loses.
Speaker 4 (42:56):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 10 (42:56):
I mean I want to win, but if I lose,
I'm not going to kick a barstool, hurt a puppy.
Speaker 4 (43:01):
I get excited for the other person that wins.
Speaker 15 (43:04):
You guys are competing wrong.
Speaker 4 (43:08):
I would think of all people in this room, you
would be the one to be like, oh, I'm so
happy for someone else.
Speaker 15 (43:14):
Do we not all have our vices?
Speaker 3 (43:15):
Are you good?
Speaker 15 (43:16):
Day to day?
Speaker 3 (43:16):
Just don't so much more to you than you know,
Sam winning or losing a game? Here we go.
Speaker 15 (43:24):
That's the half full attitude, Elvis.
Speaker 3 (43:26):
But sometimes these games and they're not really skill, it's luck.
I mean, you can't sit there and get mad because
someone else is luckier than you.
Speaker 15 (43:32):
I find a way to get messed. Oh my god, stool, yes,
but not a puppy god.
Speaker 3 (43:38):
So we've been playing these these butt hurt cars. Let me,
let's play with Sam in the room.
Speaker 8 (43:42):
Oh what if she loses?
Speaker 15 (43:44):
Let me stretch.
Speaker 3 (43:46):
Who has the least common sense in this room?
Speaker 17 (43:50):
Scary?
Speaker 4 (43:51):
Scary?
Speaker 26 (43:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (43:55):
Uh no, if you have common sense, you would.
Speaker 3 (43:58):
Know a lick of common sense. Who's the biggest pessimist?
Come on, Nate.
Speaker 4 (44:12):
Brody's the most buttered right now? Let me tell you awesome.
Speaker 3 (44:19):
The name of the the game is but hurt, and
so we're just giving it a little try. Yeah, but
I'm I think getting back to this competitive thing. I
think there is something there. We all have that one
person in our lives who just you don't want to
play a game with.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (44:32):
Mine is Rosanna Scotto, my friend Rosanna. She works, she's
a Good Day of New York on Fox five here
in New York. We have game night at her house
and we always swear we're never going back because she cheats,
and then and then if someone else, someone else starts
to win, she gets mad. I mean she's out for blood.
Speaker 4 (44:52):
Every time my son Derek cheater because he used to
cheat a lot at the game, and I'm like, I'm
not playing with Derek cheater. Sorry, that's so funny.
Speaker 10 (45:00):
My mom's just saying my mom cheats. It's ugly, and
my dad buster out every single time.
Speaker 8 (45:05):
I'm like, why are you doing this?
Speaker 15 (45:06):
It's an example.
Speaker 3 (45:07):
It's supposed to be fun. Game nights are supposed to
be fun. You're not there to prove that you can win.
Speaker 8 (45:11):
Some people just can't lose.
Speaker 15 (45:13):
Don't cheat. Well, I don't cheat. That's not cool, but no,
I'm here to show you I can win.
Speaker 3 (45:16):
What's up from?
Speaker 7 (45:18):
We would have a couple come over and play games,
but then one night I always suspected that they were cheaters.
And so one night it's over, game ends and I
go back to where we were playing the game, and
I saw they had their cheat sheet hidden underneath something
they forgot to take away.
Speaker 3 (45:32):
So they had premeditated cheating. Yes, like, wait, what games?
Speaker 16 (45:36):
What do you think?
Speaker 7 (45:37):
They brought the game with them. I don't remember what
the game was called, but they brought the game with them.
They're like, oh, it's our turn this week, we'll bring
the game with us. So they brought the game and
underneath the pillow on the couch where we were all
sitting and playing the game. There was their cheat sheet.
They were cheating together to win the game.
Speaker 3 (45:52):
Oh my god, that is so Nut told Lisa. Yes,
I saw.
Speaker 7 (45:57):
I kept the cheat sheet and the next day I
went over to their house. I said, hey, I think
you forgot this, and you're like, oh, I'm not sure
exactly what that is. I'm like, you know exactly what
it is. We're not playing games with you.
Speaker 3 (46:09):
I love this. So Sam, who we all voted you
are the most competitive in the room. Someone just sent
a text saying, hey, remind Sam that no one remembers
who comes in seconds.
Speaker 7 (46:21):
It is the first loser.
Speaker 3 (46:23):
Oh my gosh, Hello Jenna Jennifer. Jennifer's at you.
Speaker 22 (46:26):
Hi?
Speaker 16 (46:27):
Ah, Yes, how are you like Sam?
Speaker 3 (46:30):
Are you like Monica from friends who could not lose?
Speaker 11 (46:34):
Yes?
Speaker 13 (46:35):
I am very competitive. I only play if I know
I'm going to win, and even if I'm playing with
a child.
Speaker 3 (46:43):
You'll even tell a child I'm bigger than you, I'm
stronger than you. I will beat you every time. I
can't listen.
Speaker 8 (46:49):
I fully support that we can't.
Speaker 13 (46:51):
We can't always have this mentality that it's okay to
be first place.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
For everything unless.
Speaker 8 (46:57):
It's me exactly.
Speaker 15 (46:59):
My god, I have to compete with this girl.
Speaker 3 (47:01):
Oh my lord, Now I don't want to be a
part of that, all right, Jennifer, thank you. I love
how you only play games if you know you're going
to win.
Speaker 13 (47:08):
I'm a good one.
Speaker 10 (47:10):
I was playing tetherball once with a little kid and
I let him win, which was a big mistake because
he looked at me and he said, that's right, girls suck,
just like my dad said. So I was like, oh, really, kid,
let's play again. And then I beat him fifteen times
in a row. And my friend said it was embarrassing,
but I felt good about it.
Speaker 4 (47:24):
You had this poor little kid, this kid.
Speaker 3 (47:28):
Hey Gary, how you doing?
Speaker 32 (47:30):
Hey Elvis? How you doing this morning?
Speaker 16 (47:31):
Guys?
Speaker 3 (47:32):
Well, you know, I'm finding out more and more about
my coworkers.
Speaker 4 (47:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (47:36):
I don't know if I like it, but we know
each other pretty well. Can you tell that.
Speaker 32 (47:41):
I could tell that, And I was just gonna say,
you guys are It's so amazing how you guys are
like a family working with each other. Love hate thing
going on, but it's more love than anything.
Speaker 3 (47:49):
So you know that's the thing. That's the thing about
our room. We know we can jab each other and
we could just go in each other's throats. Yeah, but
we know at the end of the day we're stuck
with each other. There's nothing we can do about it.
So you know, we're all good. I appreciate you noticing it.
Speaker 32 (48:03):
It sounds like an amazing place to work. But I
want to disagree with one of the answers with being
the best looking. But I'm biased because I'm a guy.
I mean, he's a stud, don't get me wrong. But
the talk up was between Sam and Danielle and then
you said Gandhi was creative or imaginative and bed and
then that made my head turn a little bit.
Speaker 3 (48:23):
Yeah, yeah, we pretty much know Gandhi. Gandhi's wild, she's crazy.
Speaker 32 (48:30):
Thanks, you're so reserved. Good for you, Gandhi. You get it, girls, yeah,
a little bit. You know what I mean. It's just
you didn't see it coming, but it couldn't know. Yes,
she wins, Guys, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (48:52):
She gets it. That's okay, Gary, We'll let her. We'll
let her win this time. Thanks for listening to us,
and have a great day.
Speaker 18 (48:57):
Okay, you guys do the same things.
Speaker 3 (48:59):
By bye.
Speaker 1 (49:07):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 3 (49:12):
Dear Elvis Durant. My ex husband and I are in
pretty good terms. We have a twelve year old daughter together,
and we're both very involved in her life. My ex
would flip out if he got a call from her
school to tell him about something I should have told
him about first. You know how that is. Yeah, we've
always agreed to be in total and complete communication with
each other when it comes to our daughter. This comes
(49:33):
to us from Samantha's mom. Samantha, by the way, obviously
has been having troubles in school. According to the call,
the dad's about to get Scary Jones calls the dad
Scary plays the priest from the Catholic school Samantha attends,
and then Samantha and her mom will take over. This
is a mom and a daughter playing a phone tap
on dad. We love these phone taps.
Speaker 16 (49:56):
Hello, mister Marshall, Yeah, we're going.
Speaker 18 (49:58):
Hi.
Speaker 28 (49:58):
This is Father mccardal with the Democrats church on Staten Island.
Speaker 3 (50:02):
How are you doing today?
Speaker 16 (50:03):
All right, we gotta go with your father.
Speaker 28 (50:05):
Your daughter Samantha. Yeah, she will be suspended and it
will take effect on Monday.
Speaker 3 (50:11):
Okay, and what is this?
Speaker 16 (50:13):
What is this for?
Speaker 3 (50:14):
Are you not in a loop on this?
Speaker 16 (50:15):
No? I guess my mother is hiding it from me.
Speaker 28 (50:18):
Well, we were in a prayer and her cell phone
went off and the ring tone.
Speaker 3 (50:24):
Was from that TV show The Family.
Speaker 16 (50:26):
Guy, right, which is which is inappropriate to start with?
Speaker 28 (50:29):
Yes, and that character there Stewie started spewing obscenities.
Speaker 16 (50:35):
It's not allowed to happen here at my house. And
she's not allowed to watch that here at my house.
Speaker 28 (50:39):
Yes, So I reprimanded her for this, and she told
me to go, Oh my god, Lord please, I did
not say that, Okay, I just I had to tell
you that. No, I had to hear that, right, I mean,
this is definitely not the word of the Lord.
Speaker 17 (50:53):
Sorry.
Speaker 16 (50:53):
No, I n sure have heard about this the day
it happened immediately, and not from you, of course, from
my ex.
Speaker 28 (51:01):
There was a spitting incident in the cafeteria. Are you
familiar with that?
Speaker 16 (51:04):
No?
Speaker 3 (51:05):
I'm not.
Speaker 28 (51:05):
She spat in another girl's face, right.
Speaker 16 (51:08):
And that's as bout as inappropriate as it can get
for a kid.
Speaker 28 (51:11):
This happens a lot when children come from broken homes.
Speaker 16 (51:14):
You know what I have too, much time and too
much effort investing in my kids to have this happen
to them.
Speaker 28 (51:19):
All right, anything else I could do? My doors are
open to you.
Speaker 16 (51:22):
All right, very good. I appreciate your qul Thank you,
thank you.
Speaker 3 (51:24):
Bye bye.
Speaker 30 (51:26):
Oh my god, he's gonna kill me.
Speaker 3 (51:28):
All right, let's call him back. You speak?
Speaker 30 (51:29):
Oh God? Okay?
Speaker 16 (51:33):
Hello?
Speaker 30 (51:33):
Hey, what's up?
Speaker 16 (51:35):
Is there something you need to tell me that you didn't.
Speaker 30 (51:37):
I don't think so?
Speaker 28 (51:39):
What's up?
Speaker 16 (51:40):
Was there some incidences in school involving some anthoms spitting
in another kid's face in the school.
Speaker 30 (51:45):
It didn't seem like a big worry.
Speaker 16 (51:48):
It doesn't strike you as kind of a filthy, disgusting,
low life thing to do. What did I do keeping
something like that from me? That your daughter is behaving
like a filthy animal. So I had to hear this
from a pre Oh, they called you. A priest called
me to tell me that Samantha suspended for a week
for fitting in. No, it's for telling him to go
in front of the whole class in church.
Speaker 30 (52:11):
I'm sure you would have found out.
Speaker 16 (52:13):
I would have found out. No, I should have heard
it from you immediately the day it happened, Just like
the last conversation we had.
Speaker 30 (52:19):
I don't know why you're getting all high strung about it.
Speaker 16 (52:21):
I really know how I strung the day that happened.
You should have threw her in the car, drove passed here.
We should have went right up to the school. That's
the way a parent would have handled this.
Speaker 30 (52:29):
I mean what they say you day a week. Oh wait,
that's not that bad.
Speaker 16 (52:33):
What Your daughter is twelve years old? She got suspended
for telling a priest to go himself in church. If
you don't think that there is something seriously wrong there,
and you don't think that's a problem, then maybe you
need some help. Her phone went off in church and
it was a Stewie from family guy with his routine
and his foul language and all. You don't see a
problem in that. Your daughter having that on her phone,
(52:55):
she's supposed.
Speaker 30 (52:56):
To have it on vibrate or when she's in school.
Speaker 16 (52:59):
Should she even be listening to that at twelve years
old at all?
Speaker 30 (53:01):
It's just a cartoon.
Speaker 16 (53:03):
It's a sexually oriented cartoon that a twelve year old
girl is watching. Are you going to destroy this kid's life?
Speaker 30 (53:09):
I don't see the big deal over it.
Speaker 16 (53:11):
You don't see the big dealer, your twelve year old
daughter telling a priest to go up in church in
front of a whole class. You don't see the problem that,
I can guarantee you this.
Speaker 3 (53:18):
You would be the only one not.
Speaker 16 (53:20):
To see a problem in that. Anybody else would want
her to get psychiatric help.
Speaker 30 (53:23):
And you too, Do you want to talk to her?
Speaker 16 (53:26):
Yeah? I certainly, yes, I certainly do want to talk
to her.
Speaker 30 (53:28):
He hold on.
Speaker 16 (53:29):
I can't even believe how disgraceful this is.
Speaker 22 (53:31):
Hell?
Speaker 16 (53:32):
What did you do in church? What did you say
a priest? I didn't say anything. This is the way
you act, I guess. So what else is it that
you didn't tell me that you should have told me.
Speaker 14 (53:43):
You get an enemies like nothing.
Speaker 16 (53:45):
There are multiple incidences that I heard about, okay, like
what like the spitting incident?
Speaker 15 (53:51):
The bug went into my mouth?
Speaker 30 (53:53):
What I'm supposed to do fit.
Speaker 16 (53:55):
In a girl's face? No, not even my accident. A
bug went in your mouth and that's what you.
Speaker 7 (53:59):
Was Never do that?
Speaker 1 (54:01):
What are you crazy?
Speaker 16 (54:02):
You know what, honey, I'm gonna give you such a smack.
Speaker 3 (54:04):
I'll do what I want.
Speaker 22 (54:05):
I'll not apologize if I don't watch him.
Speaker 16 (54:08):
You'll do what you're told why because you're twelve years old,
you're not an adult?
Speaker 3 (54:12):
Yes, I am, I'm a smart mouth.
Speaker 16 (54:14):
Again.
Speaker 30 (54:15):
She just put the phone down. She's getting all upset.
What happened?
Speaker 16 (54:17):
What happened? I mean, I'm sure she's very pleased. She
can act like an animal, she can act like a
piece of trash, and you'll keep it a secret for
her and use her buddies forever. Did you punish her?
Did you sit her in her room for a couple
of days? What did you do to her for this?
My favorite?
Speaker 30 (54:30):
The week off? Maybe you know she could do fun stuff?
Speaker 16 (54:33):
Are you all right?
Speaker 2 (54:34):
Why?
Speaker 30 (54:35):
What's smarter?
Speaker 28 (54:35):
Are you okay?
Speaker 17 (54:36):
You?
Speaker 30 (54:37):
I'm fine?
Speaker 3 (54:37):
Are you sure?
Speaker 16 (54:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 30 (54:39):
You know, maybe she can go to the zoo or
do whatever, go.
Speaker 16 (54:44):
To the zoo or do whatever. So your daughter told
the priest to go and you think she should maybe
spend a week off in the zoo.
Speaker 28 (54:50):
I think she's talking about Elvis Durant and the zoo.
Speaker 3 (54:53):
You've been phone tapped. Hey, it's scary, Jones.
Speaker 16 (54:59):
Are you kidding me? Does he ever tell the brief
that I would have rigged her neck? Well, let's check
you did that to daddy? Yeah, you pick good guys
who hung me out the drive.
Speaker 1 (55:10):
Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 3 (55:13):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates.
Speaker 1 (55:17):
The Elvis Teroran phone tab only on Elvis Duran.
Speaker 3 (55:20):
In the Morning Show, Hey, did you see the story
about a guy that went into a restaurant he ordered Uh?
I think it was a ninety something dollars meal with
a friend, and the gratuity he gave to the server
was a twenty five dollars Amazon gift card. Did you
see the story? Oh? You saw it, So what'd you
(55:43):
think about that? Gandhi?
Speaker 10 (55:45):
I didn't see the problem with it that I know
a lot of other people did see with it. I
think that one twenty five dollars on ninety is a
pretty good tip, is it?
Speaker 12 (55:53):
Not?
Speaker 10 (55:54):
Like that's that's good? And Amazon you can buy all
kinds of stuff. It doesn't have to be clothes or electronics.
You can get things that you need to sustain your life.
So a lot of people were saying, like, oh, I
can't pay my bills with that. Well kind of in
a little bit of ways.
Speaker 3 (56:06):
You can, Okay, well hold on to that. Yeah, And
if you if you're working in the restaurant business of
Texas at fifty five one hundred gratuity. Yeah, I didn't
even think of that. So if you're working in a
restaurant and you're supposed to pull your tips, oh yeah,
that twenty five dollars Amazon gift card, how do you
split that up?
Speaker 16 (56:19):
You do? You heard that?
Speaker 4 (56:20):
You put that right in your pocket.
Speaker 10 (56:22):
Oh the pulling tips thing sucks too though, if you're
if you're in okay. So when I was a waitress,
I was a waitress for four years when I was
in college. And if I'm busting my ass with like
a twenty top table and I make a ton of
money off of that table, and then stupid Daniel with
his two top trying to make the staplers zap people
(56:42):
when they touch it, I have to end up splitting my.
Speaker 8 (56:44):
Tip with him.
Speaker 3 (56:45):
Back, what did Daniel?
Speaker 8 (56:48):
He would try?
Speaker 10 (56:49):
He had one of those stupid tricks staplers that wouldzap
you every time you picked it up to like staple
something together.
Speaker 8 (56:54):
So he would spend his time doing that.
Speaker 10 (56:56):
Meanwhile, I've got a twenty top and now I have
to split my money with dumb Daniel.
Speaker 7 (57:01):
Daniel, Daniel, yeah, one hundred percent. You have some some
people that are working much harder than others, and therefore
you are taking away the incentive of the people who
are not working that hard versus the people who are
working hard. Now, Gandh's got to give her tip up
to damn dumb Daniel over here. He's not doing jack
crap and at the end of the night they walk
(57:21):
away with the same thing when they didn't work the
same It's wrong.
Speaker 3 (57:24):
There was a story in the news I forgot where
she worked. Uh, she received like a massive tip, like
a humongous, like out of control tip from this guy.
And then uh, the boss came up and said, well,
you got to split that with everyone.
Speaker 10 (57:40):
And he was even saying including with the management team,
which I've seen some places try to say you have
to split with managers. Managers are making a full salary.
These servers and waitresses, they're making five six dollars an hour.
I didn't even know what it is now, but like nothing.
Speaker 4 (57:53):
And you know what, if you gave really good service
and say that customer really likes you so much, that's
why they gave you that massive tip. They didn't meet
Charlie in the back. What if Charlie and they don't
like Charles exactly why am I giving Charlie some.
Speaker 3 (58:08):
Here's an idea. What let's say I sit down at
your table and you gave it an incredible, incredible meal,
you took care of a subscript, and let's say I
tip you one thousand dollars. Okay, wow, Okay. So my
suggestion would be, rather than splitting that with everyone, you
can split twenty percent of that with everyone and then
you get to keep the rest. Would that work? Would
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you be okay with that?
Speaker 8 (58:29):
It's nice of you. I would stay at giving Daniel
my money.
Speaker 7 (58:32):
They take some math or give the standard tip, and
then ask them what their venmo is and send them
the rest of their venmo and the rest of the
staff doesn't ever know Jack squad about it.
Speaker 3 (58:43):
Okay, we'll take care of them. Back to the Amazon thing,
here's the thing. It depends on where that server is
in life. An Amazon gift card could be great, or
they have they're bump busting their ass at three jobs.
They need money to support a kid, and maybe they
really prefer the cash. Where is Who's on the line?
Is it twenty two Melissa? Yeah, Melissa, let's go talk
(59:05):
to Melissa. Let's touch to the one that's actually working
in a restaurant. You you work in a restaurant right now, right, Melissa, Yeah,
I manage a restaurant. Okay, I give you a twenty
five dollars Amazon gift card. Do you look me at
me and say thank you? Or look at me and
say f you? Which one do you do?
Speaker 2 (59:20):
I definitely look at you and say thank you.
Speaker 3 (59:22):
But I'm thinking you, ohifted here, it's been regifted too.
Speaker 4 (59:28):
Yeah, I thought that's yeah.
Speaker 3 (59:30):
Well, okay, hear me out though. I'm not disagreeing with you,
but regifting to me in this situation will be giving
you a shirt my mom gave me that I didn't wright.
A twenty five dollars Amazon gift card has value for
things that you most likely would probably want in your life.
But you still say cash is king for you.
Speaker 8 (59:47):
Yeah, definitely, okay, look by the way.
Speaker 3 (59:49):
By the way, for the record, Melissa, I will never
give you an Amazon gift card. I will always give
you the best tip of the day. I swear to God.
Speaker 4 (59:57):
You have some gift of places I got gift cards
to that I wouldn't want.
Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
I could leave us tips exactly. Yeah, here's a gift
card for red Lobster the restaurant down the street, which
I give you that. I love the best kits. But Melissa,
now at your restaurant, do you guys pool your tips
or do you keep your own?
Speaker 16 (01:00:14):
No to ever keep their own.
Speaker 26 (01:00:16):
I mean they tip out like the.
Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
Food runners, but otherwise they keep their own.
Speaker 3 (01:00:20):
There you go, all right, Well, listen, loving that you're
listening to us. You have a great day. Okay, thank
you too, thank you? Yeah, scary you had something to say?
Speaker 16 (01:00:26):
What was that?
Speaker 11 (01:00:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 21 (01:00:27):
I just think that I agree with you. Got to
hustle for your own tips. They should be every person
for themselves. But in a group party situation, I think
the rules do change. I used to cater weddings for
a living, and back then we all were group. We
all were a team against doing this services for the
entire party. So any tip that came in that needed
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to be pulled NTD because everyone worked on it together.
Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
Project line to twenty is devn You still work in
the restaurant business?
Speaker 13 (01:01:00):
I still do.
Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
Yes, Okay, I give you a twenty five dollars Amazon
gift card on a ninety dollars bill. That's actually, you know,
more than twenty percent. So what do you think I'm.
Speaker 13 (01:01:10):
Touching for joy.
Speaker 19 (01:01:11):
I've got four kids.
Speaker 33 (01:01:12):
I can buy food off Amazon.
Speaker 31 (01:01:14):
I can buy a bunch of other stuff.
Speaker 13 (01:01:15):
I'm excited.
Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
Okay, all right, See, like I said before, it depends
on what they're where they are in life. You know,
Amazon gift card would come in handy for you, and
it was actually more than twenty percent, so it's a
pretty good tip. All right, Thank you, Devin, Thank you
for listening to us. Have a good day to day.
Line twenty two is, Melissa says, no, totally unacceptable. Oh absolutely, Melissa,
(01:01:37):
tell us what's on your mind. We just boke we
lost her. Okay. She said they regifted a gift card
because they were too cheap to leave a tip, which
would exactly which would come from their account.
Speaker 4 (01:01:48):
All right, everything the same thing that it was regifted.
Speaker 3 (01:01:52):
But it's still it's it's still twenty five dollars. It's
not like giving like a gift certificate from.
Speaker 7 (01:01:58):
Somebody gave me a twenty dollar bill and I gave
it to you. It's a regifted twenty dollars bill, but
it's still twenty four bill.
Speaker 3 (01:02:03):
Who guys. Okay, the story was restaurant orders. Okay, here
it is Oh, it was a huge tip. It was
a twenty two hundred dollars tip wow. Okay, blah blah blah.
It had been in Bentonville, Arkansas, in a restaurant. A
party of at least two dozen people left a forty
four hundred dollars tip wow for their two waitresses to share.
(01:02:27):
That's twenty two hundred a piece. They said, it was
an incredible thing to do and see her reaction was awesome.
To see what that meant to her and impact her.
It was great, says one of the waitresses. But they're
saying no. The bosses came in and said, no, you're
not going to keep all that money. And so this
woman had been working at this restaurant for three and
(01:02:48):
a half years and she'd never been asked to split
her tips before. I see, it's so shady anyway. So anyway,
so something ended up happening. There was a skirmish between
the server and the manager. So she was fired. And
then so the people came back and said, well, we're
going to cancel that tip. I'm not leaving that tipping
(01:03:10):
with you guys to split. Good good, And there you go.
It's just crappy, all I know is you know anyone
who's in the customer service world, if it doesn't matter
doing retail or you're you're working in a restaurant. You know,
I everyone on the show we will always treat you
like the gold you are. But I see it at
(01:03:31):
tables next to us how you're treated sometimes. And you
know that people who treat you like crap. You know
they're not tipping nothing to anything, right.
Speaker 10 (01:03:38):
Right, And you've said this before, but when when you
don't tip somebody, you actually leave them zero, you are
costing them money. It actually costs them money to take
care of your table because at the end of it
they have to tip out based on alcohol sales and
food runners and they're still tipping out, but you've left
them nothing, so they're paying for you to have been there.
Speaker 8 (01:03:55):
And that's the really crappy thing to do.
Speaker 3 (01:03:56):
It is. I don't think people understand how it works.
Even they did, there's idiots. Finally, line twenty two, John, uh,
are you do you work in a restaurant?
Speaker 34 (01:04:07):
I did for about ten years.
Speaker 3 (01:04:09):
Okay, so you know, so where do you fall on this?
Speaker 21 (01:04:12):
So?
Speaker 34 (01:04:13):
I mean it's I rather cash, of course, but a
gift card. People are not doing very well right now.
So if someone can give you a gift card instead
of cash, I mean I'll take it because I've gotten
zero dollars on a table before, and like the last
person said, we pay to wait on your table if
you give a zero. So I can use that gift
card for something. I'm happy if you give me anything. Really,
(01:04:34):
I mean, well, John, what if.
Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
I gave you a twenty five dollars gift card for
Victoria's secret?
Speaker 22 (01:04:39):
Oh?
Speaker 34 (01:04:41):
I know, I know someone I can give it to.
Speaker 3 (01:04:44):
Okay, see John who wins the Blue Ribbon for positivity today.
I friend John, John, I mean, here's a gift card
for piercing Pagoda at the Marble zero. Thanks for listen.
To have a safe drive to work, Okay, thank you
so much.
Speaker 34 (01:05:05):
All right, Adele.
Speaker 1 (01:05:08):
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Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (01:05:30):
Let me ask you this, let's say and this is
from can we talk about your friends? Gandhi? Oh yeah,
let's do you say? I think it comes best from you.
Speaker 8 (01:05:41):
Go ahead, okay, well, not named names.
Speaker 10 (01:05:42):
One of my very good friends yesterday discovered that her
boyfriend of a few years had an interesting text exchange
with a girl while they were dating. Now, this happened
in the very beginning of their relationship, but the things
that he said were pretty shifty. Both of them have
said nothing physical happened the girl because the girl actually
reached out to my friend and showed her, Hey, this
(01:06:04):
is what's going on. So my friend's very upset about it.
The guy is saying, this was so long ago and
nothing physical happened. Yes, it was a crappy text exchange,
I shouldn't have done it.
Speaker 8 (01:06:13):
But she's super upset.
Speaker 10 (01:06:14):
So even though they're happy right now, she's got like
retroactive anger, and she's saying she's very much over a
lot of this situation.
Speaker 3 (01:06:22):
Retroactive anger. Yes, wow, So okay, so there they're over
two years into the relationship, yes, right, so obviously it's
working for them, right. Yeah, So this happened at the
beginning of the relationship, Yes, six months in what's the beginning,
isn't it?
Speaker 10 (01:06:40):
It is the beginning, but they were official, so like
six months being official, he's still doing this stuff and
telling another girl some very.
Speaker 8 (01:06:49):
Creepy thing.
Speaker 10 (01:06:50):
I mean creepy as far as like my friend is concerned.
But it was I think emotional affair. I think that
it's not something you would ever want to see. And
her whole issue now is I just don't trust him.
He's not the person I thought he was. I thought
he was someone else, and now I'm finding out this
huge lie.
Speaker 3 (01:07:03):
And I but it happened almost two years ago.
Speaker 8 (01:07:05):
Yeah, but it happened.
Speaker 3 (01:07:07):
Oh no, So she's willing to question the relationship and
maybe lose this great relationship over something that happened almost
two years ago. And this guy was obviously not one
hundred percent on board as on board as she was
at the time.
Speaker 10 (01:07:22):
Right, So she said, if he wasn't on board, why
would he have tried to make it official with me
while embarrassing me and dealing with this other girl. And
now I'm looking at screenshots of some chick talking to
my boyfriend like he's her boyfriend, and I feel stupid.
Speaker 3 (01:07:37):
Wow, it definitely deserves a conversation, right.
Speaker 10 (01:07:40):
I know, I'm very torn because I like him. I
like the guy a lot, and I was I felt
because you know, when you're friends with someone, you're like,
oh my god, I feel betrayed too.
Speaker 8 (01:07:48):
How could he do this to you?
Speaker 16 (01:07:49):
Us?
Speaker 10 (01:07:50):
So he wanted to give her the good advice, but
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (01:07:54):
I'm torn.
Speaker 10 (01:07:55):
I kind of understand what she's saying as far as well.
I mean, this started our relationship off with a everything.
Now I want to go through his phone. Now I
don't trust him. Now I see that maybe he's not
the person I thought he was.
Speaker 3 (01:08:06):
So what do you, Garry? I need to like sexy
French music?
Speaker 28 (01:08:09):
Okay, hell do on?
Speaker 3 (01:08:09):
Here it comes, because this is how he should answer this,
these accusations. Are you ready? I get Wait, so you
played a part of the girlfriend and tell me what
you have learned and morning show theater. Okay, welcome to Mornings.
Speaker 15 (01:08:28):
Which Elvis.
Speaker 10 (01:08:30):
I just received screenshots from a girl from a year
and a half ago who tells me that you guys
were having a bit of an emotional affair and that
the whole time you were with me, you were still
texting her telling her how much you miss her, how
you think about her when you fall asleep at night.
Speaker 3 (01:08:45):
You know I love you, baby, do you? I would
never do anything to her that was, but you did.
That was in the very beginning, when we were both
trying to figure out what we were so I know,
but since then, I've come to love you more than
I could ever love any woman ever.
Speaker 8 (01:09:02):
Yeah, well that's what you said then, and now I
don't trust him.
Speaker 3 (01:09:04):
I need. I needed to have that dialogue with her
to make me understand how much you mean to me.
Speaker 15 (01:09:14):
That was good.
Speaker 8 (01:09:16):
No, I'm still about this.
Speaker 7 (01:09:18):
Come on, that's a good one.
Speaker 3 (01:09:20):
That's a good one.
Speaker 7 (01:09:20):
I needed to do that to understand how much I
had cared about you, and because.
Speaker 3 (01:09:24):
Of that, I love you more than I could ever
love anyone. Had that not happened, I wouldn't love you
as much as I love you right now?
Speaker 8 (01:09:32):
Well, why did I have to find out from her?
Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
And you text her and thank her?
Speaker 33 (01:09:39):
Baby?
Speaker 3 (01:09:40):
Although I never call anyone baby?
Speaker 4 (01:09:44):
Does it make you question other things that maybe he
hasn't been truthful about.
Speaker 8 (01:09:48):
That's her whole point.
Speaker 10 (01:09:49):
She said, I just feel like I've been kind of
rocked off my socks a little bit here, and now
everything feels like a lie because I would never have
expected he was doing this, especially in that first months
when everything was so happy, he was doing this now
what's he doing?
Speaker 8 (01:10:03):
Like now I want to go through his phone.
Speaker 10 (01:10:05):
Now, I want to look at his Instagram account, and
I don't.
Speaker 3 (01:10:16):
You want to go to my phone?
Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
Here?
Speaker 4 (01:10:19):
Here, you probably liked it.
Speaker 3 (01:10:24):
Then the music. There's no winning. Okay, by the way,
there's no way for this relationship to be salvaged from
this point of view. She's never going to believe anything ever,
and he is going to uh go nut trying to
convince her that everything's fine. If things are fine, we
don't know. And you said, why are you fronting?
Speaker 10 (01:10:41):
Maybe with the French music in the background, I don't know,
you know what.
Speaker 3 (01:10:49):
It definitely needs a conversation. You need to get out
in the open. I will tell you different personal experience.
You know, when Alex and I first met each other,
it was not full throttle for a while. We were
off and on and problems and issues and other people
and whatever, and just came a time where it was like, Okay,
whatever happened happened, let it go, because I'm moving on
from this day forward. I know things are good. I
(01:11:12):
hope they better be. You just have to have faith
that you're okay. You just have to.
Speaker 10 (01:11:17):
Yeah, I don't know, and This is why I'm asking you, guys,
because I don't have great advice for her, because sometimes
I'm just I'm a little black and white about things,
and I'm like, you're right, Helied, it's done. But they've
been really happy for a long time. And I don't
think that he's doing those things now. But I absolutely
understand her retroactive anger because she feels like she looks
like an idiot and here she is, like posting pictures
(01:11:37):
with this guy and he's texting some other chick. I
think about you when I fall asleep at night, like what, yeah, wow?
Speaker 3 (01:11:43):
Hit the music? Scary You without means like corn flake
without the milk, peanut butter without the jelly and without
the burder and without the burder.
Speaker 1 (01:12:00):
Are free.
Speaker 4 (01:12:00):
So they don't like the The.
Speaker 7 (01:12:03):
Best argument you made was, honey, I had to do
that to understand how much I care about you.
Speaker 4 (01:12:07):
That's great.
Speaker 7 (01:12:10):
I'm gonna use that for sure soon.
Speaker 3 (01:12:12):
Don't you think that these tests in life are what
can make you stronger if you let it. But there
has to be a level of trust, and I totally
I cannot take that away from your friend.
Speaker 10 (01:12:22):
I guess I think that for her it was probably
just more of an issue that she was upset that
it came from some girl and like a side folder
online than her finding out from him and just addressing
it that way because she feels stupid.
Speaker 3 (01:12:33):
Now, well, that girl should not have done that should
all these.
Speaker 4 (01:12:38):
Years later that What I don't understand is why, all
these years later is that girl doing this.
Speaker 8 (01:12:42):
Yeah, I couldn't tell you that. I don't know. That's like, hmmm,
what's happening.
Speaker 3 (01:12:50):
Relationships are rough, They're tough, they take time, they take blood,
sweat and tears. We all understand that. But at some
point you just have to have line faith and just
say it's all good. I trust you, trust you, you
trust me, and listen. It is difficult because you don't
want to be played. You don't want you don't want
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someone to take advantage of you, of you and be
made to feel like a total imbecile. I get that. Hey,
line nine is Lily her husband did this to her.
Let's check in with Lily online. Nine.
Speaker 33 (01:13:20):
Hi, Lily, Hey, how y'all doing this morning?
Speaker 3 (01:13:24):
We're doing well? All right? So what happened?
Speaker 2 (01:13:28):
Okay?
Speaker 33 (01:13:29):
At first I was I had a fiance, and then
I ended up talking to my current husband. I left
my fiance to me with my husband. We got together
in June of ten, married in May of eleven. Everything
was great. You know, everybody has that one person, like
celebrity wise like, oh, if he ever came up to me, baby,
(01:13:51):
I'm sorry, but yeah, yeah, I want to cheat or whatever.
Speaker 30 (01:13:54):
You know.
Speaker 33 (01:13:55):
Well, anytime someone would always say that to him, she
would be like, no, you're the only pression for me.
No one compares to my wife. I thought, oh my god,
I got the perfect husband. Five years later a kid.
You know, we've got a two year old, and.
Speaker 4 (01:14:12):
He was waiting on.
Speaker 33 (01:14:13):
Some email to come through. He always stayed on his phone.
I went through his phone. I was like, I'm going crazy.
Speaker 13 (01:14:19):
He's always on.
Speaker 33 (01:14:20):
His phone, but there's no text messages pulled our phone
wreckers like I felt horrible. He has been emailing different
women three months after we got married.
Speaker 3 (01:14:31):
Oh but you were five years in when you found
the stuff from way back when?
Speaker 11 (01:14:35):
Yeah, well yeah, about four and a half.
Speaker 33 (01:14:37):
It was. I found out like three days after Christmas.
Speaker 3 (01:14:40):
Five year innisary very close to what happened to Gandhi's friend. Okay,
go ahead, so what did you do?
Speaker 33 (01:14:44):
Yes, well, I made him leave, and of course I
spoke to my mother and I was like, look, I
don't want to do this, and she was like, if
you love him, sit down, talk it out and go
from there. And the same day I made him leave,
I let him come home and we had a big,
(01:15:07):
long talk. I mean, I don't think neither one of
us slept for like two days.
Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
Like it was.
Speaker 33 (01:15:12):
I mean, it was rough. And then I ended up
getting pregnant because I was going to leave, and then
I got pregnant with our son, and I stayed. We
had our ups and downs. I had trust issues. I
did stupid stuff. He found out what I had done
and it was just a big, like a big blowout.
And then from that day forward we started over. And
(01:15:36):
now we're on our third kid.
Speaker 1 (01:15:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 33 (01:15:41):
Well, I mean we've been together almost ten years.
Speaker 3 (01:15:43):
Now, I know, and you know you're gonna have ups
and downs. Some of the ups and downs you can
agree on, and some of them you'll never get over.
But how are you today? How are you today?
Speaker 33 (01:15:53):
I'm okay, I'm okay today. I still have my moments
where like I'll see him on his phone and I
want to go through his phone. And at this point,
I'm just like, look, if somebody else wants him, I
need a non refundable deposit because you can't bring him back.
I need some time of deposit because, honey, if you
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want him that bad, believe me, I don't just take
him off my hands at this point, like I don't.
Speaker 3 (01:16:19):
Get you know what, Lily which say, it sounds like
as funny as it is that you've come to a
comfortable place, you know, and look, you know, it's it's scary.
It's even with the person that you think you know
and you think you can trust, there's still like moments
you're like, oh, I don't know, please don't f me up.
You know. Look, best of luck to you, Lily, and
thank you for sharing your story. It's like that you
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come to it funny. You come to a place where
your friend may be with her her boyfriend, uh gandhi,
or they're comfortable, but every once in a while something
will sneak in and make you go, oh god.
Speaker 4 (01:16:53):
I just find it very suspect that she came out
of the woodwork.
Speaker 10 (01:16:56):
Now, well, okay, I don't think I was as clear
as I should have been about that. The girl sent
the message a long time ago. It was in a
side folder, so my friend didn't see the message.
Speaker 3 (01:17:06):
Just yesterday, like a year and a half after I saw.
Speaker 8 (01:17:09):
The message yesterday.
Speaker 3 (01:17:10):
Okay, anyway, I don't want to plan any seeds with
anyone in a relationship at all.
Speaker 15 (01:17:18):
No, it's so hard, it is.
Speaker 3 (01:17:22):
But look, like I said, they're difficult, they're not easy.
Speaker 10 (01:17:26):
Mark, You're a much more forgiving person than a lot
of people are. And I mean definitely more than I am.
Speaker 3 (01:17:33):
No, I'm not. No, No, I'm a vicious bitch when
it comes to this, and I was and I had
a right to be, and but we got through it,
you know. And who's to say there's not more on
the way. I don't know day by day.
Speaker 10 (01:17:46):
Yeah, I mean, like I could see I don't know
for sure, But Danielle, you and Sheldon have been married
for how long now?
Speaker 4 (01:17:51):
A long time?
Speaker 8 (01:17:52):
Okay.
Speaker 10 (01:17:53):
If you found out that like year one of you
guys dating he cheated on you, I could still see
her being pretty pissed about that right now.
Speaker 3 (01:17:59):
Of course, if I would be Yeah, and what are
you gonna do? Just storm out without without having a
conversation about it?
Speaker 4 (01:18:05):
No, There'll there'd be a lot of conversations on lots
nothing but conversations.
Speaker 7 (01:18:12):
All right, So remember the best argument is, honey, I
had to do that so that I can understand how
much I.
Speaker 15 (01:18:20):
Loved you for that.
Speaker 3 (01:18:23):
Why are you fronting.
Speaker 1 (01:18:25):
Elvis ter Ran, the haggiest Elvis ter Ran in the
morning show? What now, mister Ran in the morning show?
Speaker 3 (01:18:42):
Uh so, there are a couple of things I want
to get into, you know. Gandhi brought up an interesting
point about women with women friends, girls with girlfriends and
how you said when you meet a girl who said,
I'm sorry, I don't get along with other women, I
just don't, that's a red flag for you.
Speaker 10 (01:19:01):
Absolutely it gives me goose bumps. I think, you know what,
that's probably a you thing, because I think that genuinely
behind every great woman is a pack of other great
women who help uplift you and do good things for you.
My favorite people in the world are my girlfriends. And
I've met a lot of girls along the way who say,
you know, it's really weird that I get along with you,
because I just girls don't like me. And I think
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that that's more of a reflection of you as a
person than everyone else hating you.
Speaker 3 (01:19:27):
I wonder if you know, just in one situation where
maybe there's a lot of bullying by the other girls
in high school and it just was such a deep
cut where they just got to the point where they
were just afraid to trust other women. I don't know,
you know, I don't I don't think. Well, I see
that's kind of how I am because I wasn't bullied
(01:19:47):
in high school. But I was never a part of
that jock kind of thing, so the bros and stuff.
So that's why I can't hang out with bros.
Speaker 8 (01:19:55):
Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:19:56):
I'm trying, you know me, I'm just trying to understand
why that's never.
Speaker 10 (01:19:59):
The vibe I get from the women I meet who
say things like that. Typically when I meet those women,
it's I don't like other girls. They're jealous of me,
they want to hold me back. All their boyfriends seem
to like me, and I always just thinkna.
Speaker 3 (01:20:11):
Okay, don't think that's those situations. I totally understand why
you would be a little hesitant to be their friend.
I tell you what, let's I think it'd be awesome
to kind of get into this. It's like, why can't
you be friends with other girls?
Speaker 11 (01:20:23):
Right?
Speaker 3 (01:20:23):
What is it there may be there may be a
great excuse that we can learn from. I don't know. Perhaps,
all right, Hello Nikki, Hi, Hey, Yeah, doing great. I
love that you're calling from Harlem, one of my favorite
neighborhoods in New York City.
Speaker 5 (01:20:35):
Yay, yeah, Kentucky.
Speaker 3 (01:20:39):
I don't blame it. It's so beautiful of there. Do
you ever go to our friend Marcus Samuelson's restaurant?
Speaker 33 (01:20:44):
No, I've never been there.
Speaker 3 (01:20:46):
Get on over. I'll send the address in a second.
Speaker 7 (01:20:47):
All right.
Speaker 3 (01:20:48):
So, so you're saying that you really don't have a
lot of girlfriends or your best friends are all gay guys.
Speaker 5 (01:20:55):
Yes, And it's been that way all my life as
long as I can remember. In high school, the pack
I ran with, it was me and three gay boys
who didn't realize they were gay time, but I knew.
And my roommates now we live in a four bedroom
it's me and three gay men. I just I've never
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felt a closeness to women like I do with my
gay guy friends.
Speaker 3 (01:21:22):
All right, So Gandhi ask her if she if she
fits that profile that you were talking about a second ago.
Speaker 10 (01:21:26):
What do you think it is about other women that
you don't get along with them for like, what is
the reason.
Speaker 5 (01:21:32):
I'm not sure I get along with them. I just
don't feel close to them.
Speaker 22 (01:21:36):
I think that.
Speaker 11 (01:21:39):
I feel like a lot.
Speaker 5 (01:21:39):
Of other women are frivolous and they just kind of
are in competition with each other, and I'm not really
about that.
Speaker 10 (01:21:45):
Okay, Well, see that's where I think there's a problem
because you're generalizing all women.
Speaker 8 (01:21:50):
And all women are not the same.
Speaker 3 (01:21:51):
And Gandhi's man, she wants to be one of your
gay men, want to be one of your friends.
Speaker 8 (01:21:54):
Come on, I would.
Speaker 5 (01:21:56):
Totally be your friend. I've seen your Instagram and I
listen to you and I think you're hilarious. I do
have like three or four girlfriends that I'm really close to,
and they're leftovers from college, and that council.
Speaker 10 (01:22:08):
Three or four that are very close to from college.
That's getting a wrong with women.
Speaker 4 (01:22:11):
And actually I think a smaller circle of friends is
better than a larger So.
Speaker 3 (01:22:16):
Nikki, I think what Gandhi was saying is there's there
are some women that she has met that are like,
oh uh, there's I can't hang out with women because
they're jealous of me. They think I'm after their boyfriends,
and so I don't. I don't think Nikki falls into that.
Speaker 8 (01:22:30):
I don't think so either.
Speaker 5 (01:22:31):
No, I don't feel that way. I just I don't know.
Speaker 12 (01:22:34):
I just I feel like.
Speaker 5 (01:22:36):
Closer to my game. In friends and the girlfriends I
do have, they live far far away, like one's in Austin, Texas,
one is still in Louisville, Kentucky, and I'm in New York,
so I don't get the hangout time with them. And
I think now that I'm older, it's hard to make
new friends.
Speaker 22 (01:22:54):
And I think too, I'm.
Speaker 5 (01:22:56):
Really boisterous and outgoing, and I think that could be
off putting to some women too. I'm very loud, I'm
very funny.
Speaker 3 (01:23:03):
I gotta tell you, as a gay guy, I'm like
so attracted to you right now.
Speaker 22 (01:23:07):
I am like a deacon.
Speaker 5 (01:23:10):
Elvis. I went to see Francisco once on business and
I came back from my little brother said, Damn, I'm
surprised you're not the mayor already.
Speaker 17 (01:23:17):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:23:18):
Nikki. Thanks for sharing your point of view on that.
I appreciate it very much.
Speaker 5 (01:23:21):
Absolutely, you guys have a great day.
Speaker 3 (01:23:23):
Thank you. Ashley. Hello Ashley, Hi, Alvis.
Speaker 11 (01:23:28):
How are you.
Speaker 3 (01:23:28):
We're doing well? Okay, so you don't have a lot
of girlfriends, and why is that?
Speaker 16 (01:23:33):
No?
Speaker 12 (01:23:34):
Growing up, I was always a tom boy basically, And
I don't know, I just I was never a part
of that popular click or whatever. I always see it
that girls can be very catty towards each other, and
that's how I've always kind of grown up around it.
Even I mean I'm thirty and even now, girls are
very women, I should say, are very catty toward towards
(01:23:56):
each other. And I mean, men just tell it straight up.
They just tell it like it is. That's how I am.
I tell it like it is, and some people don't
like it. So it's like, I'm not trying to hurt
your feelings. But at the same time.
Speaker 3 (01:24:10):
Interesting about what you're saying is you sound a lot
like Gandhi. No, no, no, no really, because you do tell
it like it is.
Speaker 8 (01:24:15):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (01:24:16):
You're not a girly girl. And I'm not saying that's
a good or bad thing. You're just I'm not saying
you're a tomboy.
Speaker 8 (01:24:21):
But I grew up a tomboy for sure.
Speaker 10 (01:24:24):
I think though, like you saying that women are caddy
and men just.
Speaker 8 (01:24:28):
Tell it like it is.
Speaker 10 (01:24:29):
I don't agree with that. I think women can be caddy.
I think men can be caddy too. I think I
know a ton of women who tell it like it
is and a ton of men who talk behind.
Speaker 8 (01:24:36):
Each other's back.
Speaker 3 (01:24:37):
So, but if your conditioned like that like Ashley has been,
it's just easier to go through life like you know what.
I'm assuming they're all caddy, So I'm just gonna move on.
Speaker 4 (01:24:45):
So you're just saying, fine, I think you have to
find your person or your people. There are there are
some women you know that are.
Speaker 33 (01:24:51):
Not like that, and those are the time.
Speaker 12 (01:24:53):
Yeah, I definitely have like a you know, I would
say a handful of group of friends actually I can miss.
But I mean I love those girls to death. But
at the same time, it's just hard to find, especially
in Miami, Florida. No offense, but it's very hard to
find girls that are reel down here.
Speaker 3 (01:25:11):
Well, you lived in Miami, Gandhi.
Speaker 8 (01:25:12):
I did, and some of my best friends in the
world come from that area.
Speaker 3 (01:25:15):
So I mean, but is there also a different level
of cattiness in Miami versus other.
Speaker 10 (01:25:19):
Places, different type of girl in South Florida than there
is anywhere else.
Speaker 15 (01:25:23):
Yes, absolutely think she's very guarded with her word.
Speaker 10 (01:25:26):
Yeah, well, I think they don't want to generalize. Everybody
has one thing. Some of my best friends are from Miami.
It's just there are other people down there who might
steal my wallet and my boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (01:25:34):
I don't know, But now you're saying the same thing
that you're hold on. Yeah, what were you saying, Danielle.
Speaker 4 (01:25:40):
I think anybody can say that about any area they
live in. I think every area has those type of
girls in, you know, in some respect.
Speaker 8 (01:25:50):
Different.
Speaker 3 (01:25:50):
Not New York City.
Speaker 4 (01:25:52):
Oh yeah, not in New York City.
Speaker 3 (01:25:54):
Thanks for everybody's on the up and up, Thanks for
listening to us. I don't know. I think it's I
can sort of see how in your younger years you
are sometimes conditioned to feel a certain way and then
you just wrongly. So assume it's that way for the
rest of your life. Sure, you corral people into these
corrals and you don't let them out, and so you
don't give some actually really great people a chance to
(01:26:16):
be your friends.
Speaker 10 (01:26:17):
Right, And that's why I want people to give other
people a chance to be a good friend and open
your mind open like brings out a little bit.
Speaker 8 (01:26:23):
You never know what's out there.
Speaker 10 (01:26:24):
And I think you're really cutting yourself off if you
just generalize one entire sex of people to be bad.
Speaker 3 (01:26:31):
For instance, Danielle, you have girlfriends.
Speaker 4 (01:26:33):
Yeah, I have like five or six that are really
close to.
Speaker 3 (01:26:36):
I love how we all say that that five or
six things, right, it's a handful. But I still think
even if you say I can't get close to women,
and then you say I have a handful of friends,
then you can get close to women.
Speaker 4 (01:26:48):
You have, course, you.
Speaker 3 (01:26:49):
Got your girls.
Speaker 4 (01:26:50):
The way I look at it is, I you know,
you weed out the one the bad eggs, the bad
you know what I mean, Like the ones who are caddy,
the ones that gossip all the time and talk about
other people. I don't want that in my life. I
don't want that drama. So those are the people that
I tend to keep at arm's length. And the other
people that I know are not like that I embrace
and bring in. You know.
Speaker 8 (01:27:08):
That's the way it is.
Speaker 10 (01:27:10):
We've all met these girls that I'm talking about, right, Yes,
Like I know that we have. And I know it's
a red flag because I see, like when you if
you meet it, for like, I don't know if you
guys scary and Nate up when you start dating, if
you've met these girls who are like, no, I just
don't get along with other girls, and then something comes
up and you're like, mm hm, I see this right,
I see why?
Speaker 3 (01:27:28):
Reason Yeah, okay, I no, I totally agree with that. Hi, Caitlin,
something interesting, Kaitlyn wants to say. Then we got to
move on. What's up, Kaitlyn?
Speaker 17 (01:27:35):
So, I went to Catholic school for nine years and
for some reason, like being with the same like thirty
forty kids for nine years, it's like awful, Like it
was a very small school, and because I was a
little different. I like to read, I liked a different
kind of music, like I got bullied a lot. And
also like my high school and like the beginning of college,
(01:27:57):
like I was so afraid to like become friends with
girls because of how they treated me in Catholic school.
But now that I'm older, I feel like I'm like
almost thirty, and I have like a group of girlfriends
who It's kind of funny because I always say, like
I instinctually like surround myself with like a lot like
(01:28:18):
hot headed girls, like stronger girls, so they can like
defend me if I if I ever like go out
and I encounter those kind of girls, but like, I
just feel like you have to, you know, open yourself
up and because girlfriends are really important and I found
that out and I kind of missed out on it
girl a long time because of how I was treated.
Speaker 3 (01:28:41):
And there you go, and you're speaking exactly sort of
what Gandhi is saying.
Speaker 17 (01:28:44):
Yeah, yeah, so I totally agree with with Gandhi.
Speaker 13 (01:28:47):
Like I just I feel like you have to kind of,
you know, just be yourself and if people can't accept
you for who you are, then just you know, it's awesome.
Speaker 16 (01:28:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:28:58):
Yeah, but you know, I'm still hearing what Gandhi is saying.
You're saying the girls that were boiling you in school,
that's the same profile of women, girls who just don't
like other girls, right, That's it's exactly right, because they
don't like themselves, and it's that that's that's sir, Caitlin,
thanks for listening to us. Interesting.
Speaker 10 (01:29:14):
Your interactions with other people, I think is always a
direct reflection of yourself and how much you like yourself
and know yourself. So I think when people just immediately
start from a place of I don't like this, that's
something with you.
Speaker 3 (01:29:27):
I will tell you, and I've said this a couple
of times over the years, is you can actually you
can actually pinpoint something about yourself that's a quirk or
something that makes you scared that other people maybe are like,
why are you scared of that? You can actually go
back to your childhood and you can figure out what
it was. You can pinpoint exactly what it was that
happened to you that has made you hold on to
(01:29:49):
that your entire life, right, And when you can recognize
it and actually sometimes say it out loud, you can
actually tackle it and you can beat it. So for me,
you know, for kids who were just you know, I
was a loner because I just didn't fit in. So
I still live in a world now where I just
go to a party and I don't fit in and
people are like, oh, you're Alvis Durman, You're the MoMA.
Well no, I'm still a scared little kid. But ever
(01:30:12):
since I've started thinking about how I was like that
as a kid, I can start to fix that now
and I can open up and be friends with other people.
So it's the same as if, like Danielle, if you
grew up not liking other women, girls, because you can
figure that out, you can pinpoint it to now and
fix it.
Speaker 4 (01:30:27):
I think it's the same thing with bullying. I think
it's a lot of being scared of different things, being different.
Like if you see somebody that's different than you, you
tend to make fun of them. You know a lot
of people will because they're scared of the difference or
learning something, or you know, being uncomfortable. And I think
a lot of people have to just be more accepting
of each other with lots of things.
Speaker 3 (01:30:48):
How did you gandhi? How did you become just this
all loving, all serving you like yourself and you really
don't have any problems. You can hang with the guys,
you can hang with the girl. You don't seem to
have any issues there.
Speaker 10 (01:31:02):
Well, that's very nice of you to think that. Of
course I have issues. I think everybody does. I also
think growing up in the different places where I did,
and being the race I am, I never fit in anywhere,
so I just never felt super comfortable and be never
being comfortable I think just kind of thickens your skin
and you realize, like, this is me, this is who
I am. I'm never going to change things. I'm very
(01:31:22):
happy with it and hopefully other people are happy with
it too, and if they're not.
Speaker 4 (01:31:26):
What do I care?
Speaker 3 (01:31:28):
And you have a lot of gay friends. Yeah, yeah,
I'm one of them. Yeah, you are best. It's another one,
that's right, Love, Nates, Crowd and Gate.
Speaker 1 (01:31:39):
Need fifteen more minutes of Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (01:31:42):
Good God, how do we cram all these people.
Speaker 1 (01:31:44):
In one room? The fifteen minute Morning Show podcast and
extra fifteen minutes of Elvis Listen on the iHeartRadio app
or wherever you get your podcasts. Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (01:32:00):
Hashtag I'm leaving you because hashtag I'm leaving you because
you don't like my guacamali. No, that's not a euphemism.
Hashtag I'm leaving you because zombies would starve if they
tried to eat your brains. A hashtag we got these
right off the the offline. Hashtag I'm leaving you because
(01:32:20):
you hooked up with my brother in my mom's bed
on Christmas Eve, You bitch.
Speaker 1 (01:32:24):
That's a big one.
Speaker 3 (01:32:25):
Hashtag I'm leaving you because I think pineapple does belong
on pizza. We'll never agree. I want to hear yours.
What stupid reason are you leaving? You know what? It
may be stupid to us, it may be so valid
with you hashtag I'm leaving you because give me some music.
HEREI let me just get someone on the line right now,
and her name is Yenay. Yenay. How are you?
Speaker 24 (01:32:50):
How are you?
Speaker 3 (01:32:51):
Hey? Where are you driving?
Speaker 9 (01:32:52):
Right now?
Speaker 3 (01:32:52):
Where are you driving?
Speaker 23 (01:32:54):
I am driving on North Kendall Drive And man, I
would say driving, but I'm not moving.
Speaker 3 (01:33:00):
Yeah, you're sitting on North Kendle Drive. We've all sattled
North Kendle Drive from time to time. Hey, listen, I
love this hashtag I'm leaving you because.
Speaker 23 (01:33:09):
What I can see your food while you're chewing.
Speaker 4 (01:33:14):
Oh scary.
Speaker 3 (01:33:15):
Here we have one of those in here. So have
you already done this or you're in the process or
thinking about doing it with someone?
Speaker 18 (01:33:20):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:33:21):
No, oh no.
Speaker 23 (01:33:21):
I did it, And it actually was so mortifying because
we were sitting at dinner and he was eating. He
was across from me and he was eating something crunchy.
But you can hear him inhales, like while he is chewing, inhaling.
Speaker 10 (01:33:38):
Yeah, it's like.
Speaker 23 (01:33:39):
He can absorbing his food through his I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:33:44):
He's multitasking. He's breathing and chewing and digesting.
Speaker 18 (01:33:49):
No, he was.
Speaker 23 (01:33:49):
Choking, like he would choke from time to time when
he was like he would just keep going like nothing him.
Speaker 3 (01:33:55):
So do you think other than that he was a
great guy or it was like that was the final straw.
Speaker 2 (01:34:01):
Just like a lot of stuff like that, because you
would slurp.
Speaker 26 (01:34:04):
Also, and he would.
Speaker 3 (01:34:08):
I'm with you, you need home training if you're going
to date, you know, all right, I'm with you to
a thank you so much for holding I hope you
have a pleasant ride on the North Kendle. Do you
think have a good one you too? Bye bye?
Speaker 10 (01:34:19):
Something you should tell the person very clearly, like this
really upset me, so that maybe they can fix it
for the future, or you just ignore it.
Speaker 3 (01:34:24):
Can you jokingly sarcatically going, hey, dude, close your mouth
when you're yeah, I don't want to see what you're digesting.
Mine was. I went on a second date with this guy,
really really really sweetheart, nice, very good looking. He wore
hard souled shoes with white sweat socks, oh and.
Speaker 8 (01:34:43):
Jeans, and that just put you over the edge.
Speaker 3 (01:34:45):
Yeah, he went and crossed his legs, and I'm like.
Speaker 4 (01:34:49):
But what if that was your soulmate?
Speaker 3 (01:34:50):
I mean, I know I was, but if does matter,
I can't do it. Some more online hashtag my dog
doesn't like you much and he's a great character. Hashtag
I'm leaving you because you ate ice cream out of
the container with a fork.
Speaker 8 (01:35:07):
Container.
Speaker 4 (01:35:08):
It's the fork part.
Speaker 3 (01:35:09):
Yeah, I know, something so silky? Good morning? Is this Chino?
Speaker 16 (01:35:13):
Yes?
Speaker 19 (01:35:14):
Good?
Speaker 3 (01:35:15):
Oh, there's Chino? All right, Gino, I'm hashtag I'm leaving
you because why.
Speaker 36 (01:35:21):
You always poop when I shower?
Speaker 1 (01:35:25):
No?
Speaker 4 (01:35:26):
Is that like a fetish?
Speaker 26 (01:35:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 36 (01:35:28):
Oh my god. No, every time I want a shower,
they decided to have to take a poop and it
kills me. So then what happens is I have to
wait before I take my shower. So certain days I'll
actually go ahead take a shower, and all of a
sudden I smell something and I know it's her dump powering.
Speaker 3 (01:35:50):
You know, if you wait till after she poops, then
you go in there there her charticles are still in
the air.
Speaker 17 (01:35:56):
Either way, I'm doomed.
Speaker 3 (01:35:58):
Yeah, all right, Gino, do we all that's okay to
reason and break up?
Speaker 10 (01:36:01):
All right, Gino, you can spring that that person should
go to jail.
Speaker 3 (01:36:06):
Have a nice day, Chino, thanks for listening to us. Hey,
hold on, I have We have some interns here, Joe
and Hannah. Hello Hannah, we call her bangs. All right.
Hashtag I'm leaving you.
Speaker 35 (01:36:19):
Because Yeah, so I was dating this really hot guy
for like four months. He just posted so many pictures
of cats on Instagram and it was really upsetting.
Speaker 3 (01:36:30):
But at the end of the day, cats are nice.
They're nice furry pets.
Speaker 8 (01:36:34):
It's a lot of cats.
Speaker 26 (01:36:35):
It was a lot of cats.
Speaker 3 (01:36:39):
So, okay, you flicked that fleagadbyes. Yep, all right, thank you.
In turn, Hannah, intern Hoe come here. Hashtag I'm leaving
you because.
Speaker 29 (01:36:46):
You end all of your texts with a period.
Speaker 3 (01:36:50):
What trong was using punctuation? It takes me.
Speaker 7 (01:36:54):
It's too serious.
Speaker 29 (01:36:54):
It's too intense. Like when I end a text, I
usually ended with like an l O, l A haaha
and l m a oh, but no punktuuation because I
don't want to like, I'm not writing an email, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (01:37:03):
Okay, So that was just too too formal.
Speaker 29 (01:37:07):
It felt like I was in a job interview and
not talking to somebody. I'm like friendly with Did you
tell them that was the reason.
Speaker 3 (01:37:14):
No, no, now, because you would appear shallow. Yeah, I
can't appear shallow. No, you can't. Period. I'm a deep guy.
Speaker 30 (01:37:22):
I know.
Speaker 3 (01:37:22):
Thank you In Turn show, Thank You Turn Hannah Stephanie
Online twenty three. Hi Stephanie, Hi, hashtag I'm leaving you because.
Speaker 14 (01:37:33):
Because three weeks after our first date you were.
Speaker 17 (01:37:36):
Already inviting me to move into your mother's house.
Speaker 3 (01:37:39):
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no no mon oh yeah no,
that was just too fast and with the wrong at
the wrong address. All right, so it's done. Thank you, Stephanie.
Whyse decision leading it? By the way? Uh in beautiful Whitego,
Texas my home state. How you doing, Amy?
Speaker 6 (01:37:58):
I'm good.
Speaker 16 (01:37:58):
How are yelling?
Speaker 3 (01:37:59):
I want to hear hashtag I'm leaving you because.
Speaker 6 (01:38:03):
After you kissed me, he said, m that was starting
to taste pretty good.
Speaker 3 (01:38:09):
Wait, hold on, I think it's kind of nice.
Speaker 6 (01:38:14):
They think it, but don't say it.
Speaker 8 (01:38:16):
I'm all right, so it's gone.
Speaker 3 (01:38:21):
That's over, right.
Speaker 6 (01:38:22):
Yeah, that didn't last long. He was a nice guy,
but I just like that. That just ended it.
Speaker 3 (01:38:27):
I was just getting ready to eat you on goodbye.
We don't need Amy thank you.
Speaker 10 (01:38:31):
I broke someone one time because every time we were
in the car and a slow R and B song
would come on, he would turn it down and sing
at the top of his lungs, like real sing.
Speaker 8 (01:38:41):
But try to look me in the eye.
Speaker 3 (01:38:42):
He thought he was.
Speaker 8 (01:38:44):
While he was driving. All I wanted to do was
tuck and roll like this is god awful.
Speaker 27 (01:38:48):
Okay, stop, you remember mine because you wouldn't go bowling
with me because you were afraid you were going to
chip your clear nail polish he.
Speaker 3 (01:39:00):
Expired. Yeah, scary. This is for a friend of mine.
Speaker 21 (01:39:03):
Hashtag I'm leaving you because all you do is post
boomerangs and treadmill selfies.
Speaker 3 (01:39:14):
Jerry, Jerry, you know I had dinner on Staten Island.
Have you been to Sophia's a takeria over on Bay
Street yet it's so good?
Speaker 18 (01:39:21):
Yes?
Speaker 13 (01:39:22):
Oh my god.
Speaker 18 (01:39:23):
First, before I say.
Speaker 3 (01:39:24):
Old, are you calling from underwater? Your phone messed up?
Speaker 32 (01:39:27):
Okay, go ahead, this is I just wanted to think.
Speaker 18 (01:39:31):
I'm such a huge fan. I love you guys. I've
been listening to you guys for years. It's my first
time actually getting through.
Speaker 16 (01:39:37):
I love you.
Speaker 33 (01:39:38):
Guys, well, love you.
Speaker 3 (01:39:39):
Jerry. You know what never too late to get through,
all right, So hashtag I'm leaving you because.
Speaker 18 (01:39:45):
Her snoring will scare me from my sleep, Like she
woke me up.
Speaker 3 (01:39:49):
I mean, like what kind of can you describe? What
kind of snoring it was? It was so scary, it was.
Speaker 18 (01:39:55):
It was kind of see because it was like, I'm
not drinking, went back, you know, back home, and one night,
you know, it was just like thing crazy happened. Of course,
just like you know, she was she was really nice,
but it's like she was choking in her sleep and
I was just like, oh my god, Like I woke
up scared, like, oh, are you okay. She's like, uh, yeah,
I'm sleeping.
Speaker 3 (01:40:12):
You know what, she should report her sleep at yes,
she should. Yeah, you know what it was?
Speaker 18 (01:40:16):
It was it was so oh my god, if you
hear this, noy It was like, I mean, I feel bad.
Speaker 3 (01:40:22):
Let me hear it, Let me hear it. Give me
what did it sound like?
Speaker 33 (01:40:25):
It was more like a.
Speaker 8 (01:40:29):
Pig possession.
Speaker 3 (01:40:30):
I don't need possession.
Speaker 4 (01:40:32):
My husband hasn't left me because I like swallowed the
room like in the middle of the night with you
do you'll hear this. You'll hear this, know, Yeah, I'm
so bad.
Speaker 10 (01:40:44):
I did the same thing.
Speaker 3 (01:40:45):
Here's the same Jerry.
Speaker 18 (01:40:46):
It's a hard more one more thing too, because then
her thing was also like the very first date we
went on, she kind of burnt in my mouth.
Speaker 3 (01:40:59):
Yeah. Think we have a winner here, Jerry, Thank you
very much. Oh my god, God, don't you don't want
to be sleeping with someone who sounds like they're on
their last breath?
Speaker 8 (01:41:08):
That's me.
Speaker 3 (01:41:08):
It's a turn off unless you're into that. Well, finally
we talked to Amber. Hey, Amber, Hey, where are you
calling from.
Speaker 14 (01:41:15):
I'm from Kansas.
Speaker 3 (01:41:17):
Oh, what town do you live in?
Speaker 14 (01:41:20):
Hayes, the very tiny town and very western part of Kansas.
Speaker 3 (01:41:25):
You know what, you know what, I live in the
biggest city in America. I would trade everything to be
living in your town right now. Wouldn't be greatly. I'll
trade you. You can have it.
Speaker 14 (01:41:34):
That's awesome.
Speaker 3 (01:41:35):
Sounds like you'reine. It's mine. But you know so, Amber
a hashtag I'm leaving you because I left my.
Speaker 14 (01:41:44):
Ex because he thought my best girlfriend was a guy
due to her profile picture on Facebook.
Speaker 3 (01:41:51):
Oh so it was a little confusing.
Speaker 11 (01:41:55):
I know.
Speaker 14 (01:41:56):
She was just very She's a very beautiful girl, and
the fact that she had a profile picture with her boyfriend.
He automatically assumed that it was him and not her.
Speaker 3 (01:42:07):
And yet, you know, people should ask questions before they
start accusing.
Speaker 16 (01:42:14):
You know what I'm saying, you would think so.
Speaker 14 (01:42:16):
Yeah, so I ended it right then and there.
Speaker 3 (01:42:18):
You know what someone would say, Oh, well, really you
could look past that. No, if I if I have
a problem with you, if I have a problem there, sweetie,
I got a head out. Good going. Hey, thank you
for listening to us. Have a great day.
Speaker 14 (01:42:30):
Ok, thanks you too.
Speaker 3 (01:42:32):
Take care.
Speaker 8 (01:42:33):
Wow, these are all making me very happy. These reasons
she poops all I shower was just too much.
Speaker 4 (01:42:40):
Imagine your showering GOLs on your I am not kidding.
Speaker 8 (01:42:43):
I would call the cops on that person.
Speaker 3 (01:42:45):
You do not poop anywhere near me. Alex likes to
poop the door, open, shut the door, smell that. Hey,
I'm sharing.
Speaker 13 (01:42:54):
Hey, what's up.
Speaker 3 (01:42:59):
In the morning?
Speaker 1 (01:43:08):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (01:43:12):
Uh so, my assistant Andrew posted something yesterday and it
has us all scratching our heads.
Speaker 10 (01:43:19):
Yes, Andrew and I are on one team, and I
think everyone else is on another team.
Speaker 3 (01:43:22):
Andrew, where are you anyway? He posted he posted a
very interesting, interesting post about the flavor a flavor. Yes,
and you said specifically, birthday cake is not a flavor.
Birthday cake is not a flavor. I second that now. See,
I know Froggy loves birthday cake, right, the flavor birthday cake?
Love it? Do you consider it a flavor, Froggy?
Speaker 7 (01:43:46):
It's a flavor because when you go somewhere and they
have all the other flavors listed, one of the flavors
is birthday cake.
Speaker 3 (01:43:52):
And they made it a flavor. Someone somewhere made it
a flavor.
Speaker 7 (01:43:57):
It's the veguest flavor you could ever.
Speaker 15 (01:43:59):
Ask, right, like naming a flavor?
Speaker 8 (01:44:00):
Yum, yes, what is that?
Speaker 7 (01:44:02):
Because it tastes like what it says. It tastes like
a birthday cake.
Speaker 4 (01:44:06):
I'm kind of with them because there's different tastes for
different birthday cakes. Now, all birthday cakes taste the same.
Speaker 3 (01:44:11):
Right, Well, what if you want a German chocolate birthday exactly?
I do believe this came for original I may be wrong.
I think it started as a flavor called cake batter, yes, right,
which is still as my body can be.
Speaker 20 (01:44:26):
Yeah, I mean the cake batter sounds better to me,
at least I can visualize, Oh, that's cake batter. Birthday
cake is like, well, is it an ice cream birthday cake?
Are there sprinkles?
Speaker 3 (01:44:35):
And said birthday cake? Is there chocolate in the birthday cake?
Speaker 8 (01:44:39):
Too many carrot cake?
Speaker 3 (01:44:41):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (01:44:41):
Yeah, there's so many cakes.
Speaker 4 (01:44:42):
What if I want cheesecake for birtha?
Speaker 3 (01:44:44):
Oh my god, Oh, don't worry.
Speaker 20 (01:44:46):
Froggy says, it's a flavor because it's vague birthday.
Speaker 3 (01:44:50):
Happy, vague birthday. Exactly. It's the same thing we get.
We asked Daniel, how old are you this year? He
gives it this number. Its vague, vague birthday. It's a
vague birth Well.
Speaker 16 (01:44:58):
I know.
Speaker 3 (01:44:58):
But if you've had anything in the flavor of birthday
cake or cake batter, you can imagine that tastes right now,
can't you? Right, you can taste it. It has it's
kind of like melted butter, right, a little bit, a
little butter.
Speaker 4 (01:45:13):
It's confetti in there, a little bit there could be Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:45:15):
Absolutely, it's a sweet butter flavor.
Speaker 4 (01:45:18):
But you're smells like the candle, the Yankee candle, you
know that butter cookie Yankee candle.
Speaker 1 (01:45:23):
That's what. Yeah.
Speaker 10 (01:45:24):
I just feel like they're making a lot of assumptions
about what I do on my birthday have no idea.
Speaker 3 (01:45:28):
Who are you to tell me that my birthday cake
will taste like sweet butter exact exactly? How dare you?
Speaker 17 (01:45:37):
So?
Speaker 3 (01:45:37):
Now, as you know, my assistant Andrew, along with Scottie
b they have a podcast out called Cereal Killers, which
is all about tasting cereals because if you go to
the grocery store, cereals take up more real estates than
almost anything else in the groceries. So there's a whole
bunch of podcasts coming out. Yep. So now there's a
new flavor called fruit Loops birthday cake. How rude? Yeah?
(01:45:59):
Have you tasted?
Speaker 16 (01:46:00):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:46:00):
Not yet. I wonder what it tastes like?
Speaker 4 (01:46:04):
Something vanilla frosted cake with confetti. That's what it tastes like.
Speaker 8 (01:46:07):
That's what it should be called.
Speaker 4 (01:46:08):
Then, no, I haven't had it, but I guarantee that's
what it tastes like.
Speaker 8 (01:46:12):
It should be called that.
Speaker 3 (01:46:13):
So we wanted we want to abolish the flavor birthday cake.
Speaker 20 (01:46:17):
I'm in let's go back to cake batter. Cake batter
makes sense, and then you could say cake batter with sprinkles,
cake batter with chocolate, cake better with red belt and
my cake batter is still it's still vague.
Speaker 3 (01:46:28):
Yeah, vague.
Speaker 10 (01:46:28):
I think it needs to be a specific cake like
fun fetti fruit loops.
Speaker 8 (01:46:32):
Then that's fine. I know what I'm getting, Like you
know what.
Speaker 4 (01:46:37):
Colored Dingies's birthday cake.
Speaker 3 (01:46:40):
Fun Fetti I do believe comes from the one of
the places that comes from the like the Duncan Hines
mixed cake. We'll take it.
Speaker 10 (01:46:50):
That's a specific flavor fun fetti. It's not made up
like birthday cake.
Speaker 8 (01:46:54):
Thank you, I got you.
Speaker 7 (01:46:56):
And we've gone on.
Speaker 10 (01:46:58):
Well, it's just it's causing me so much range because
people are trying to debate like, no, this is actually
a flavor.
Speaker 8 (01:47:03):
No it's not. It's like saying, y, you can't do that.
Speaker 3 (01:47:06):
So what other examples of vagueness do we have?
Speaker 21 (01:47:08):
A scary by that logic, you're telling me cookie dough
is not a flavor, but it is because I can
anticipate my senses are tasting it right now.
Speaker 28 (01:47:17):
I know the same thing with cake bat.
Speaker 3 (01:47:18):
Something tells me cookie dough usually goes toward the chocolate.
Speaker 8 (01:47:20):
Chip, and they typically say chocolate chip cookie dough.
Speaker 3 (01:47:24):
I see where it coming from there. What's this just
in straight innatee.
Speaker 9 (01:47:28):
Okay, I've been doing some research on birthday cake flavor.
Speaker 3 (01:47:32):
By the way, this is what we do for a
we get paid.
Speaker 9 (01:47:36):
Seriously, I could have been a doctor. They have birthday
cake flavored red vines. How is that even possible? It's
a red red vine. Those licorice, How do you even
have a.
Speaker 3 (01:47:46):
Black licorice birthday cake. I don't even like licorice flavor taste.
It tastes like that herb spice. It's called anus.
Speaker 4 (01:47:56):
But the black licorice, not the red liquorice.
Speaker 3 (01:47:59):
It's anus. What happened? I'm not eating I'm not eating
any as I like. Well, that's that's the anus liquorice.
You don't need a string of anus. What a niece?
A niece? Anus and annis?
Speaker 4 (01:48:15):
Whatever?
Speaker 3 (01:48:17):
It's like rosemary or rosemary. Oh, there goes Elvis.
Speaker 1 (01:48:22):
El Vista ran in the morning show.
Speaker 3 (01:48:28):
All right, shows done, let's get out of here until
next time. Say peace out, everybody, piece out, everybody.
Courses of this program we're pre recorded.
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Speaker 4 (00:16):
Of the nationally syndicated radio pas Elvis Duran and the
Morning Shortening.
Speaker 5 (00:21):
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Speaker 6 (00:23):
I just listen to you guys an hour and from
work every day.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
We love traffic?
Speaker 7 (00:29):
Is Elvis stand in the morning show?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Hey, let's talk about neighbors. For instance, I have some
neighbors that just moved into the apartment next door to hours,
beautiful people with a baby. They don't speak English. I say,
good morning, are gonna and they look at me like, eh, well,
I mean at least I know if I go to
you know, Mexico, weayal Das yea, I know, you know
Bojou in France.
Speaker 8 (00:53):
Right, maybe you need to wave? Are you waving?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
I'm waving? And I don't like neighbors. I hate neighbors.
I don't want I don't want them in my business.
I don't want to be in their business. I'd rather
live on like one hundred acre farm somewhere with electric
fences up. Okay, That's what I'd like to do. Oh wait,
I do hold on. What about your neighbor, Well.
Speaker 9 (01:12):
My parents have that neighbor. They called me last night
about that neighbor.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Yes, so that neighbor.
Speaker 9 (01:18):
Last night, my mom calls me and says, hey, you
know that guy across the street because he's always doing
something weird. He's like tuning up four wheelers in his
front yard, and last night he was trying to get
a dresser out his second story bedroom window. I can
only assume because he didn't want to take it down
the stairs.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
But I it's that neighbor, always doing something weird. Everyone's
got something weird going on with their neighbors.
Speaker 8 (01:41):
I have so many.
Speaker 10 (01:42):
So currently I'm in a situation where I think my
neighbor is deliberately letting his dog go outside my apartment.
Speaker 8 (01:50):
And I live in a building, so it's extra weird.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Just pooh in the hallway.
Speaker 8 (01:54):
I came there.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Are you sure it's from the dog?
Speaker 11 (01:56):
You know?
Speaker 8 (01:57):
Honestly, I'm not, But I've been taking pictures of the bedroom. Yeah.
Speaker 10 (02:00):
And then I called the friend desk and I'm like,
something's happening up here. I don't know why, I don't
know how, but you gotta get it.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Well, how long has this been going on three days now.
They need to get to the bottom of that.
Speaker 8 (02:09):
Well, I'm gonna install my nanny cam. I'm gonna bust people.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Yeah, but it's the fact that you're in a building. Yeah,
they're letting their dog crap in front.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Of your door.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Hey, talk to Sarah, Hi, Sarah, I, Sarah, I got
your text this. I find this fascinating. It's not as
bad as having someone's dog crapping on your apartment door step,
but rearly. Yeah. Okay, so your neighbor. You caught your
neighbor doing what so.
Speaker 12 (02:33):
Uh this past weekend.
Speaker 13 (02:34):
My my father and his neighbor have a what I
call a healthy rivalry when it comes to their lawns now.
Speaker 14 (02:41):
My neighbor took.
Speaker 13 (02:42):
It up a notch this weekend and I caught him
vacuuming it vacuuming along.
Speaker 15 (02:49):
Okay, how do you do that?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
It's like a rug of grass.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Oh goodness, I know, did it work?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
I bet it looked great though, right?
Speaker 13 (02:57):
I mean, yeah, you know what they say is always greener.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
I know, yeah, you know what you should do. Just
put a roomba out there, let it go.
Speaker 11 (03:04):
Yeah, I know it's wild, all.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Right, So catching your neighbor vacuuming the yard. Very odd.
All right, thank you very much, Sarah, thanks.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
For listening to us.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
We have neighbors that drag race, like you hear them
ruvving up the car and then they drag race. People
are always telling them to stop.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Stop it trashy.
Speaker 7 (03:25):
Hello a Hi, good morning guys.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
How do we how do you say? Your name is Ari?
Speaker 16 (03:31):
Ari?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
So your neighbor Tell me about that neighbor.
Speaker 17 (03:35):
Well, on Sunday, his neighbors showed up with four live chickens.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Live chickens, like little baby chicks, are big adult chickens, chickens.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Are they still there?
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Are they running around the yard? Are they gone?
Speaker 16 (03:51):
No, they're not in the yard.
Speaker 18 (03:52):
Were living on an apartment and I hear them clucky.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Wait they're not.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Food, They're like kept them as pets.
Speaker 18 (03:59):
I I don't know what he got him, but he
walked in with four light chickens on Sunday.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Oh lord, that's awesome. Live chickens on Sunday, Fried chicken
on Monday. Yeah, I don't know. You know people from
many cultures that they have no problem to getting a
live chicken and turning it into dinner. But in an apartment.
That's got to be a little odd.
Speaker 19 (04:19):
That is a little odd, I hope, I start, well, yeah.
Speaker 20 (04:23):
I know.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
But that's how I got my chicken because somebody got
it for Easter as a baby chicken, and they let
it out in the bronx to walk around, and we
found it and we took it in as a pet
when I was a kid. That's how I got my chicken.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Tweety, thank you.
Speaker 17 (04:38):
I just want to say that I love you guys
on a big shout.
Speaker 18 (04:41):
Out to the Brooklyn Boys.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Broken boys.
Speaker 18 (04:44):
They got.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
They got their one shout out of the day. Thank
you very much. I appreciate it. Thank you. Yeah, you know,
if I want chicken, I go to Popeye.
Speaker 7 (04:54):
Yes, Froggy So I in my where I used to live,
the neighbor she would blow her lawn off every single
morning at seven thirty, and then she would stand outside
and listen to our conversations. Every single day. She knew
everything we were doing because she was nosy.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
She was a weird neighbor. We didn't like her, very
very strange.
Speaker 7 (05:12):
And then now this little boy walks up. I've never
seen this little boy before.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
He walks up.
Speaker 7 (05:17):
He's got a spray gun. He says, here, taste this.
He wants to spray something in my mouth, and he disappeared.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Yes, here, Hi, Hi you mister, I'm your neighbory. I'm
going to spray my mystery liquid into your mouth.
Speaker 16 (05:34):
No.
Speaker 7 (05:35):
I didn't know what to do.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I was.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
I was so shocked.
Speaker 16 (05:36):
I was like, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Mama taught me years ago. If a boy wants to
put mystery liquid in your mouth, say no. You didn't
listen very good, say no, Froggie, Hi, Sam, how are
you hi?
Speaker 13 (05:51):
I'm so good.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Oh my god, I can't believe I'm mom.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
This is so crazy.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Well, Sam, we're talking about about that neighbor. And there
you are listening to Why one hundred in Miami and
your neighbor did what to you?
Speaker 21 (06:01):
So?
Speaker 22 (06:01):
I have a cat and he went outside one day
and I couldn't find him for like a couple of hours,
and then I heard him crying. And it turns out
that she had trapped him in her backyard and she
wouldn't give.
Speaker 23 (06:14):
Me my cat back.
Speaker 24 (06:16):
I have no idea, and then she was like just
giving me such a hard time about it. I was
there for an hour, and then my dad is telling
me like not to go because he was like, she
might do like voodoo on you, so be very careful.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
So did you ever get to the bottom of it,
find out why she was cat napping your cat?
Speaker 12 (06:34):
I have no idea.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
She just flat out told me she does not like
animals in our yard.
Speaker 12 (06:39):
She thinks there's like a nuisance.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
And then she's like, I wish there were no animals around.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Here's my idea. I wish there were no neighbors like you, lady.
You know, I'm so sorry to put up with you.
You'll trap her in your backyard?
Speaker 16 (06:52):
All right?
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Well crazy, yes, Sam, I keep an eye on the cat.
You know, look when the cat disappears, you know where
to look. Okay, yes see, that's think about neighbors, you know,
And I always tried not to be that neighbor. I know,
every once in a while when we have a heated argument,
you know, they're listening because my closet is right next
to their living room, and we always argue in the
closet for some reason, because it's where I go. It's
(07:15):
like closet. But it was not that. It's just you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'm going to the closet. Good morning, Jackie hy Hey Jackie,
welcome to the show. What does your neighbor do? That neighbor?
Speaker 25 (07:29):
So we my boyfriend and I just moved into our
new apartment and we found out that my neighbor likes
to comb her really really long hair in the hallway
and then she just likes to leave it there.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Oh god, she doesn't want to shed in her own place.
Speaker 25 (07:48):
Yeah, it's just like this big wad just killing in
the hallway. And I've walked by it fromtimes to time.
Speaker 26 (07:53):
It's really nice.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
That's disgusting. It's like a like a whole animal, like
a hairy animal out the hallway. Said, that's her hair residue.
I'm sorry, Jackie. You know what, it's neighbors that you
know what, if you could you could live like on
one hundred acres, there's gonna be a place we can
afford a hundred acres to get somewhere. All right, Thank you, Jackie.
(08:15):
Good luck with that. Harry Hallway. That sounds like a
sportsman's name and sports with Harry Hallway, don't you think. Finally,
we talked to Nicole he in a call Hi all
the way sports with Harry Hallways on the way. So
your neighbor, and actually all of your neighbors in your
development where you live, you have something unique going on.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
What's that We have to hire our garbage because one
of our neighbors like to take our garbage to put
it in his garage.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Order. You have a order in the neighborhood.
Speaker 6 (08:53):
Yeah, one day he opened his garage and there was
just bags and bags of trash. And then I've are
noticing how you would just look through everyone's trash and
take a little bit of everybody's.
Speaker 14 (09:04):
Stop.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Yeah, one man's trash of the man's treasure.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
I know, I know.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
I wouldn't go to my trash. There's dog do in there. Seriously.
All right, well, Nicole, best of luck with you and
your neighbors. And you're that one neighbor who has a
garage filled with your stuff? All right, thank you? There
you go the neighbor. Are you that neighbor?
Speaker 4 (09:25):
I hope I'm not.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Yeah, I don't want to be known as that neighbor.
Speaker 8 (09:27):
I think I'm a nice neighbor. I just always have
nutty neighbors around me.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Yeah, what do you think you're the nutting neighbor?
Speaker 8 (09:33):
They could? I mean, that's very possible, but I just
usually say I and go on my way.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
I could see how you could be perceived as a
nutty neighbor. I could see it too, because you're nutty.
Speaker 10 (09:42):
The nuttiest of all nutty neighbors. I told you guys
this when I first started. One of my neighbors burned
my apartment building down.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Okay, that's not nice.
Speaker 8 (09:49):
No it wasn't.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
I'm very not neighborly.
Speaker 8 (09:52):
It wasn't neighborly at all.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Well, chippy my neighbor, Sure you can burn down? My part.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Is Elvis d Ran in the Morning show. No, mister
Ran in the Morning show.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Which would you rather not have leaked your text messages
or your camera roll on your phone? Think about that?
Speaker 8 (10:24):
No, no need.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
I've said some things. I've said some text. I've said
some text that I do not want to leaked.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
So wow, what about you? Gandhi? I might as well
just open it up a little bit. I mean, which
would you rather have leaked or not have leaked? Your
text messages or your camera role?
Speaker 10 (10:45):
I would rather not have my text messages get out
so it could be my camera role. I would be
mortified at both, but I would be far more mortified
at the text messages because sometimes I'm just a psychopath
and I know that.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
More mortify what's on your camera roll? If that would
it is mortifying?
Speaker 10 (11:04):
Come on, I'm in a long distance relationship. There's all
kinds of stuff. But worse than that, it's like when
I screenshot someone else's conversation to send to someone like
talking crap. I don't want people to see that I
did that. I got to go in and delete a
whole lot more.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
All right, yeah, happy deleting. Let us know which would
you rather not have? Leaked text messages or camera roll?
I have nothing. There is nothing on my camera roll
is zero. There is not one photo on there other
than me, you know, looking like I'm you know, twisted
or whatever. There's nothing on there that's provocative or whatever.
(11:39):
So am I the only one that doesn't have like
one X rated photo and his camera roll?
Speaker 8 (11:45):
I mean, I definitely do.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Are we counting the cloud like the stuff that you
can get from the cloud or we just counting like
your actual phone.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
No, if it's on the cloud, it's on your phone.
Speaker 16 (11:56):
Yeah damn it.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Yeah, why does that make it? What does that make
a difference for you?
Speaker 27 (12:01):
Danielle yeah right, Uh, Andrea is online twenty four.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Let's see. Hey, Andrea, welcome to the show. How are
you feeling?
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Hi?
Speaker 6 (12:16):
This is crazy.
Speaker 19 (12:20):
Before?
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Well, it's a it's a liberating experience, so Andrea, which
would be more terrifying if they leaked your text messages
or your camera.
Speaker 19 (12:29):
Role, my camera roll, for sure.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Do you explain why?
Speaker 19 (12:35):
Yeah? Well, definitely had long term ex boyfriends before and
now I have a girlfriend, change of life. And I
think I've never actually gone through my pictures and deleted things,
so I can't even imagine what's there. I think I
had like sixteen thousand photos on my phone.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Wow, and so scattered scattered through those sixteen thousand photos
are photos of you might.
Speaker 11 (13:05):
See a penis.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Oh, you might see a penis. Okay, I feel so boring.
I have no penises on my phone. There are no
penises on my phone. I feel so boring. Anyway, all right, well, okay,
thanks for sharing, Andrea, Thanks for sharing with us. Have
a good day. Protect your phone, put a password on there,
Double it up. Kelly online twenty three. Here we got. Well,
(13:28):
just tell us what she said, Nate.
Speaker 9 (13:30):
Well, she said that her text she would not want
them to get out because if anybody's on they'd say
she's a psychopath.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
So oh really same. Hey, if you know that you're
sending out texts that are that don't put you in
a good light. Yeah, maybe you should rethink what you're texting. Okay,
maybe the question.
Speaker 10 (13:55):
You get into an argument with somebody and then you
start yelling and I actually yell and text message like
I will capitalize everything and just keep sending it so
I look extra crazy and I just you know, people
don't need to know that.
Speaker 8 (14:05):
Just let me get mad every now.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Okay. So you're you're blowing off steam on your.
Speaker 8 (14:12):
Texts, right, yeah?
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Right? And then how many times after you do that,
gandhi do you come back and go, Okay I overreacted.
Speaker 8 (14:22):
Yeah No, sometimes I do.
Speaker 10 (14:23):
Sometimes I say sorry, But I think for the most part,
if I'm mad, it's because I was absolutely right about
what I was mad about and somebody else needs to apologize.
Speaker 15 (14:31):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Okay, all right, so you think if that got out,
if that got out, no one would understand it except
for you and the person you're yelling at. So I'll
get that probably.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Line twenty four is Kelly, I think we got our back. Hey, Kelly, Hi,
how are you. We're doing okay? So obviously you have
nothing on your camera role that you're overly embarrassed about.
But on your text messages, it's a different story.
Speaker 6 (14:56):
Yeah, very different story.
Speaker 11 (15:00):
One read.
Speaker 19 (15:02):
If people went through my text messages with my ex,
they would think I was a psychopath.
Speaker 13 (15:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 26 (15:07):
I got on him on the worst things, on the
stupidest things for no reason.
Speaker 27 (15:14):
Right.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
So, I mean he obviously pushed you over the edge,
and you, uh, you just wanted to let him know
how you felt. Okay, I see, I see. So do
you do you ever go back and read them and go,
oh my god. I can't believe I was living through that.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
All the time, like every single day.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
So maybe it's good to be able to go back
and read them to remind you of where you don't
want to go ever again.
Speaker 16 (15:40):
Right, Yeah, but.
Speaker 26 (15:41):
Then I go back to it sometimes, Yeah, I gotcha,
don't do it.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Don't relive that, all right? Thank you, Kelly. You will
protect protect your protect your text messages. Yeah, scary, what's up?
You know?
Speaker 28 (15:55):
You could have my camera roll like you Elvis. I
don't care. There's nothing on there. I mean this, My
pictures are boring.
Speaker 21 (16:01):
However, I am a part of so many group threads
with groups of friends that I don't even want to
be a part of them. I feel like leaving the
conversation because the threads are just crazy and I'm like,
oh my god, I can't believe this. But I'm telling you,
and I know a lot of people have those threads,
you know, where they share like pictures and memes and videos,
and I'm like, don't.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Send me this.
Speaker 28 (16:21):
This is nsf W.
Speaker 10 (16:23):
Yeah, absolutely, yeah, Gandhi, isn't that like what brought down
the mayor of Portterri or mayor of porter or San
Juan write something like.
Speaker 8 (16:31):
That with his group text the governor, But yeah, the governor.
Speaker 10 (16:34):
I think that once that unsend feature comes to all
of the phones, it's going to change the game. And
I've just been waiting for years and years because every
now and then, yeah, you do regret a text message
and you would like to unsend it so someone cannot
go back and then trust that it's.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Still out there.
Speaker 7 (16:49):
You don't see it, it's still there.
Speaker 8 (16:51):
True, but it's just less of a chance.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
You should see the texts that are coming in my
text message is because in my text messages, I have pictures. Oh,
so they combined them to the two controversial aspects. I
once found a phone on the local walking track, no passwords,
so I went straight to the pictures just in case
I passed the owner walking by. No luck, but I
saw a topless, very pregnant woman in the pictures, ending
up calling her mom and met her a few minutes later. Look,
(17:16):
you know, you never know what kind of friends you're
gonna make when you pick up someone else's phones. So
think about it. Do you really have that many sexual photos?
And this is what this is about, sexual photos, embarrassing
photos if they got out, versus you just going off
and not using any filter whatsoever and screaming at someone
on your text messages, which I've been known to do.
(17:42):
It happens, So you know, I think the moral of
the story here is think about it long and hard.
What's on your phone and on your cloud? In your
cloud right now? Wow? You really have that on there?
It's a lot worse than you think. Yeah, I really
(18:04):
do think so, Froggy, what's on yours? The camera or
the text messages?
Speaker 7 (18:08):
I'm not releasing either one. You could just go ahead
and shoot me. I'm not I'm not.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
I would not.
Speaker 7 (18:16):
Release either one, and if I did, I would have
have an identity change.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
Wow, so you would be canceled this year. This would
be the year of canceling Froggy if.
Speaker 7 (18:27):
Yeah, for sure?
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Final, let me go to line nine and talk to Kaylee. Hi, Kayley,
which would you need? Well, good morning? Which would you
rather not be leaked? Your text messages or your.
Speaker 11 (18:39):
Camera role like Gandhi. I'm a bit of a psychopath
when it comes to text messages. But I can leak
my I can leak my my bit my photos. But
my friend was going through it just to see if anything,
you know, condemning with in it, and she came across
a photo that I took. I'm not a photo but
a screenshop that I took a while back of a
porn store. He looks exactly like Nate.
Speaker 7 (19:03):
Really yeah.
Speaker 11 (19:05):
She was like, wait, is this late? I'm like, oh no, no, no,
it just looks like he's screenshot it, and it was.
It was really funny.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Well wait, well hold on, what doesn't do you know
his name? I want to compare.
Speaker 11 (19:16):
I don't know his name. It was one of those
time member photos, you know, like the previews.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Now I gotta go see this guy. If you find out, maybe.
Speaker 11 (19:29):
Hold on, I still have the screenshot if I can,
if somebody wants it, I can send it to them somewhere.
Speaker 16 (19:34):
But it was yeah, email.
Speaker 11 (19:36):
It, email it to I'll get the email that just leader.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Yeah, yeah, email it to uh who, I don't know who?
Do email it Elvis? I don't know. I mean, I
don't want, I don't don't do send me porn. People
try to text pictures to our text messaging and it
doesn't work. We can't see those photos. But isn't there
like a general mailbox or something.
Speaker 9 (19:56):
It's Elvis at Elvis Duran's kind of it is.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Yeah, I don't even know that password.
Speaker 21 (20:01):
Well, you could send it to us on DM on
Instagram if you'd like, Oh, yeah.
Speaker 16 (20:04):
You can do that.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
Yeah, yeah, I know. Guys. Hold on, everyone DM it
to Elvis Durant Show at Instagram. Okay, if anyone has
any nude photos, if anyone has any nude photos of
any of us, please d M them to us now,
Elvis Show.
Speaker 11 (20:23):
That's exactly like Nate. It looks exactly like Nate.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Wow, all right, all right, Kayley will be the judge
of that man. But thank you for listening, and I
hope you have a good day.
Speaker 18 (20:35):
Okay, YouTube bye bye, And there you have it.
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Speaker 1 (21:06):
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the Morning show.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
So you know our friend Dina with the pink hair,
We love her, Yeah, I love her. Not only is
she a very dear friend, and she's always there for
us for hair and makeup when we need. We haven't
needed in quite some time, but now, you know, lately
that's been warming up. You know, she's she came to
my apartments the other day. She said, let me bring
you some gifts. She also has a side hustle that
came out during the pandemic. She makes candles. Yeah, these
(21:34):
incredible candles. I'm not just saying just like like, goops,
vagina candles. I'm talking about maybe.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
She could have Dina's vagina candle.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Maybe anyway, So she had several candles, but one of
the candles she gave me, which was my favorite, was
called stolen Hoodie. Oh yes, I'm like, what is this.
She's like, you know, when you go to a guy's
house and you spend the night and you do him
in the next day, you steal their hoodie and you
leave and take it home with you. Sniffed the candle,
I sniffed and went it smelled it. It smelled it.
(22:04):
It smelled like like a guy's hoodie that had been stolen,
Like you could smell a little bit of a coloone
in there, but you could also smell some musky smell,
like a yeah, a dirty guy like Nate whatever, not
that dirty. What a brilliant idea, and it got me
to thinking about stealing guy's hoodies. Gandhi in your dating life,
have you ever stolen a guy's hoodie?
Speaker 10 (22:25):
I just Oh, first of all, I have like ten
from my boyfriend, and he called me out for one
of them the other day, so I had to bring
it back right.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
Yes, they call it if it's like a one night
stand thing and you steal the hoodie, they called it
a screw of an air as. That's right, I mean,
and I mean, Danielle, do you ever swipe Sheldon's hoodies?
Speaker 4 (22:42):
Oh, all the time, take it away, and yet sometimes I
spray it with as like cologne and stuff. Oh, you
want to make sure you smell the person exactly.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
So, so I was looking this up. There's actually something
for a TikTok video I saw. There are many reasons
why it's great to steal his hoodie. First of all,
it really when you're sniffing him, it releases serotonin and endorphins.
There's a scientific thing going on there. Scientifically, it makes
you happy because you're sniffing him right. Secondly, it makes
you look good because sometimes his hoodie is a couple
(23:11):
of sizes larger than you, so you feel like you
just kind of you're just in there, like rattling around.
Speaker 18 (23:16):
Right.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
Yeah, guys love that too. They like to see, uh,
they like to see people in their hoodie when it's
when it's oversized. There's a sense of security when you're
wearing you're walking down the street and you can lift
that up and sniff it, and you're like, oh, that
smells like him. I'm taken. I'm taken, and this hoodie
is protecting me from the evil world outside, right yep.
And it smells it smells like you're you're you're the
(23:38):
person you stole it from. Guy girl, doesn't matter it all.
They we all have our our odors, good and bad.
It's kind of fantastic, Nate. Plus, my favorite part of
wearing their hoodie is I stole it and I got
away with it because we like to steal stuff.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
Most of the time, they don't get it back most
of the time. That's yours, and that's it pretty much.
Speaker 8 (23:59):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
And I don't feel sorry for you. If you have
a hoodie that was stolen, too bad, go buy another one.
You know what, No, it is, it's not We're not
trying to be nice. It really is a compliment. You
should have a you should always have like a case
of of stinky hoodies in the back, ready to be stolen,
the whole case. Exactly.
Speaker 7 (24:17):
Yeah, Froggy, what do you think if I stole your
black hoodie? What would that's? What does your anger smell like?
How would that smell?
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Anger. That's an old thing. But I haven't been angry
in a black hoodie for years. You're that's yesterday's news.
Speaker 4 (24:28):
Now now he's angry in a black T shirt. It's a
lot different.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
They used to make fun of me because for some reason,
when I wore a black hoodie to work, that meant
that meant I didn't really care that day when I
was getting ready. Translation, I didn't want to deal with
anyone to bs. Therefore I was mean. So they called
those my black hoodie days. But now I wear black
hoodies every day. Same what straight inight.
Speaker 9 (24:51):
As a guy that's had his hoodie stolen, I can
tell you that sometimes it's not just outright stolen without knowledge.
You sometimes gave it to the person say hell, it's
cold out here, take this hoodie, and then they would
conveniently forget to return it.
Speaker 7 (25:06):
Yeah, don't matter how, get the hell out of here.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Don't just steal it. It doesn't matter how you procure
your hoodie. It's yours now. It smells like them, and
you can't wash it. That's another thing about stolen hoodies.
If you wash them, they lose all their magic. It's gone.
It washes down the drain.
Speaker 10 (25:22):
That's also part of the beauty of the Stolen hoodie
is it's always worn in like a pair of shoes.
After a while, it's the perfect amount of comfortable.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Hey, does Dina with the pink hair have a website?
Can people buy her candles?
Speaker 8 (25:34):
Yeah, you can go to Dina's Kissing Makeup dot Com.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
Oh so okay, so I'm encouraging everyone. Look, we're not
making any money off this. We're not getting a percentage
at all. We just happened to love Dina. Go check
out her line of candles, but buy the Stolen hoodie.
That's my favorite one.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
She has really pretty ones too, that like look like
a cupcake and look like a like a cappuccino, and
they're I don't know how the house comes up with
this stuff.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
Now, what is her website again.
Speaker 8 (26:00):
Dina's Kiss and Makeup dot Com?
Speaker 3 (26:03):
Is it d n A d I n A at
Dina's Yes, Dina's.
Speaker 8 (26:07):
What kiss and Makeup dot Com?
Speaker 3 (26:10):
I get it kiss and Makeup?
Speaker 4 (26:13):
That's the name of her salon, Dina's Kiss and Makeup.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Okay, so Dina di a in a. Dina's Kiss and
Makeup dot Com. Line twenty four is Amanda Amanda, tell
me you've stolen a hoodie before.
Speaker 19 (26:26):
Oh my gosh, Hi.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
Well alighty, talk about your stolen hoodie. A story. What happened?
Speaker 31 (26:32):
Yeah, when I was in undergrad, I went to a
house party. I you know, saw a guy that I
thought was cute. You know, whatever happened, I ended up
leaving with his hoodie and then we didn't talk for
a long time. And then, uh, like a year or
two later, he messaged me and said, give me back
my hoodie. It is funny and used it as a,
(26:53):
I guess the way to start talking again. And here
we are, eight years later, with a dog and a
house and a cat.
Speaker 7 (27:00):
Wow, from a hoodie stolen?
Speaker 3 (27:05):
It came from a stolen.
Speaker 31 (27:09):
From college. Ended up with Daniel.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
I said, she got to name her first kid hoodie.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
She's not heavy kids. She didn't see his heavy kids.
Speaker 31 (27:18):
I can't believe them on the radio with you guys,
Well you.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
Are and I love that. And there's something about that smell.
Do you still have that hoodie? By the way, eight.
Speaker 31 (27:27):
Years later, No, what's really funny about it is my
roommate from college ended up stealing it from me, and.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Well, don't let her steal your guy. Hello, smells like him.
All right, madam, thanks, thank you for listening to us.
You go have a great day.
Speaker 31 (27:41):
Okay, thank you so much. It was great talking to
you guys. I love listening to you in the morning.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
Well, thank you for listening. It's it's a pleasure. Hold on.
Hold one second. Here's Joe on line twenty three. Now
Joe on the other hand, on the other side, has
had many a hoodie stolen. Joe, if you could count
up the number of hoodies that have been stolen from you,
what would that be?
Speaker 17 (28:00):
Well, good morning everybody.
Speaker 32 (28:01):
First off, well, hello lady days that I'm on here.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
I'm glad you're here.
Speaker 6 (28:05):
I've been listening to you guys since I'm like fourteen.
Speaker 7 (28:07):
This is crazy.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
I know we're old and ancient. Thanks for rubbing that in. No,
you're not, Joe, all right, So how many how many
hoodies have you had stolen from you?
Speaker 12 (28:20):
I probably had, honestly about a dozen hood from me
in college.
Speaker 31 (28:24):
Like by the end of my college years, I had
no hoodies left.
Speaker 4 (28:28):
So that means you had a lot of girls in
college years or guys, whatever it is.
Speaker 33 (28:32):
I wouldn't even say that almost.
Speaker 32 (28:34):
I would say, like my one previous ex girlfriend stole
all of them.
Speaker 15 (28:37):
Oh oh my god, sounds well.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
Wait, but now she's an accent. She had hold one gone,
she's an accent. She has like a dozen of your
hoodies she got away with her. No if she still
has them, but I would like some of them back,
which would be nice, I know. But if you call
her or text her or whatever to get your hoodies back,
that means you're reaching out to connect, and so you
can't do it. You gotta let them go. You gotta
write them off.
Speaker 16 (29:00):
Right.
Speaker 32 (29:01):
That is very true.
Speaker 34 (29:02):
That is very very true.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
Anyway, So there you go. So when they stole your hoodies,
were you? Was it like a badge of honor for you?
I mean, is that a good thing?
Speaker 6 (29:14):
No?
Speaker 17 (29:14):
Because I actually really liked the hoodies and I went
to school in Albany, so you really needed those.
Speaker 10 (29:18):
I thought, Oh yeah, guys need to start having a
stockpile of crappy hoodies and then you leave those out
so that they're available for stealing and hide your good ones.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
There you go, Alison, line eight. Then we got to
roll on.
Speaker 26 (29:30):
Hey, Alison, Hey, you want to You know that I
just donated a bag a couple of months ago, earlier
this year that was full.
Speaker 21 (29:40):
Of stolen hoodies?
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Wait, wait, hold on? How many? How many stolen hood
hoodies were in this bag you donated.
Speaker 6 (29:48):
I'm gonna go with half doesn't.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
Okay? So was it a need to move on in
your life for you now have a solid relationship with someone,
so you you want these hoodies out out of the way.
I mean, was there a psychological reason you needed to
get rid of them or you just wanted to donate them?
Speaker 19 (30:04):
They were so.
Speaker 5 (30:05):
Old and I didn't need them anymore.
Speaker 12 (30:07):
And they were from guys that don't talk to you.
Speaker 19 (30:09):
They were all scuvenirs.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
I got you. Had you washed? Had you washed them?
And did it was like a bag full of different
boy smells.
Speaker 26 (30:19):
No, no them, okay, the guys.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
If you wash them, then you cleared them. You cleared
the guy up. They're gone. You're good.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
I have an idea.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
What's your idea, Danielle?
Speaker 4 (30:31):
Oh my gosh. We start a store and it's just
a little store, and all it is is people that
donate the hoodies they have stolen, and then we sell
Dina's candle as well, and we either call it stolen
hoodies or my ex boyfriend's hoodie. This is it.
Speaker 8 (30:46):
We're gonna make so much money.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
But the key, the key is you can't wash them.
They have to still smell like the boy stinky, stinky hoodies,
thinky hoodies, Steinky hoodies. That's the name of it, stinky hoodies.
Oh my gosh, you're brilliant. This is like the time
you came up with renting a Alison. We've got to roll.
Thank you for calling, and I'm glad that you got
rid of those hoodies. It's time to move on. It's
time to start collecting a new a new bunch. Okay,
(31:10):
one of yours. Wow, Well, hold on, Nate, can we
send Alison in a hoodie? Do does it have to
smell like me? You don't want that. It smells like pancakes,
syrup and desperation. Okay, hold on, hold on, We'll send
her a dirty hoodie. Okay. I've never given away a
dirty piece of clothing before it I did, but I can't.
(31:32):
I'm not soiling them. They just wear them, scary. I
don't soil my clothing.
Speaker 15 (31:38):
Soil is such a gross word.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
That's disgusting. It's like, I'm like, I'm all right, we
have to move on.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
What's up, this is this is this is pretty Spears
in the Morning Show, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
Hey, I know that we have so many different terms
that apply to relationships, like you've been catfished, or you've
been cookie crumbed, or what are some of the other
bread crumbed? Ghosted? How about stashed? This is one stashing
you or someone you know. Have you been stashed or
(32:28):
are you currently being stashed? I'll tell you what it means.
You're dating someone, it seems like it's great, but they
never ever introduce you to their friends or their family.
They kind of hide you. They're stashing you away somewhere.
I actually I've known people who've been through this. Have
you Have you ever been stashed by someone? You're like,
(32:49):
I don't get it. When I'm when you're with them,
it seems great, but when they leave, it's like you
don't exist. Right.
Speaker 8 (32:54):
So I haven't been stashed, but I hate to admit it.
I have stashed someone before.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
I feel like, what you do?
Speaker 10 (33:03):
Okay, he was very cute and I had fun with him,
but he was a little dense, and he was an
aspiring rapper, but he was stupid and he was an
aspiring robber, and he would introduce himself to people if
he ever encountered them by his rap name. So I
was like, oh, hell no, this is never going to
(33:24):
be a thing, like I cannot introduce you to my
friends and family. And I remember one time he showed
up at a work event and I like pulled in
between two cars.
Speaker 8 (33:31):
I'm like, why are you here? What are you doing?
Get out of here?
Speaker 16 (33:38):
All right?
Speaker 3 (33:39):
So you you you had particular reasons to be with him,
but that it was never going to go beyond that,
right right.
Speaker 4 (33:46):
I have a question. Can it be a great thing
if you're stashing someone for the other person, Like, say,
you want to just keep them for yourself, and you
don't want to share them with other people because I
don't know, you're afraid your friend might steal them more.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
Your family is like your family's heinous. You don't want
your your family to get their claws into your pretty guy.
Speaker 4 (34:07):
Or yeah, woman, maybe it's a good thing, maybe it's
not bad.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
All right, we'll get into stashing. I want to hear
from people who have been stashed, who are stashed, who
are stashing, or who have stashed that it is not
about you Daniels Raina on Line twenty four she stashed
her boyfriend for a year. I want to hear it time. Yeah, Raina, Now,
(34:32):
how come you stashed your boyfriend for a whole year.
Speaker 24 (34:35):
My family doesn't live here anymore and so they.
Speaker 12 (34:39):
Moved away to Florida, and so it was really easy.
Speaker 13 (34:41):
I kind of just call my mom.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
We were friends, and then she believed me, and then.
Speaker 12 (34:47):
We kind of just popped up and I was like, hey,
what would you do if I got married?
Speaker 5 (34:50):
And she's like, well, you know, you just do what
feels right and you let me know whatever. And so
I let her know two days after our marriage.
Speaker 8 (34:57):
Wow, what stashed?
Speaker 4 (35:00):
Yeah no, my mother would have killed me. Uh huh,
No way, no way.
Speaker 5 (35:03):
My mom's really supportive, like of everything. She's an angel.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
Oh okay, but wait, going back, why was he stashed
for a year though? Really so she's.
Speaker 5 (35:13):
An angel, but she's a smothering one.
Speaker 24 (35:15):
So I knew that he's really didn't He didn't have
his mom anymore, so he really is not comfortable with
it at a distance, and I just I didn't want
my family.
Speaker 12 (35:25):
We're really close but really dysfunctional, and I wanted.
Speaker 5 (35:28):
To really be able to have a relationship with him.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
There you go that reflecting it, I get it, all right, Well,
look you know what you had to do, what was
right for you. It's your relationship, and so there you go.
You stashed your boyfriend for a year. But look it
looks like it's turning out to be a happy ending.
Speaker 5 (35:42):
Right Yeah, and my whole family adores him.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
Ah, good, good, So it worked out for the best.
All right, RAINA, thank you. See stashing can be good.
Thank you. Danielle on line twenty three, currently being stashed. Hello,
so how long have you been with this person?
Speaker 2 (36:01):
I've been with this guy for two years and he's
been not letting me meet family friends, nobody.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
Well do you know why or have you asked for
a reason?
Speaker 2 (36:15):
I did. I'm like, are you embarrassing of me?
Speaker 32 (36:17):
Am?
Speaker 2 (36:17):
I not pretty enough? And he's like, no, no, no,
it's not that. It's gronoma. I don't want to cause
issues and stuff, and it's always like an excuse. So
I kind of like left it.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
Do you totally trust him? Do you feel like that
you're the only one or do you feel like there's
someone else or.
Speaker 16 (36:35):
YEH, don't know.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
I just don't know. I feel like, yes, I can
trust him because I mean for the last two years,
you know, I just feel like at least if it
was like six months or a year, I feel like
it would have been different, I guess. But two years
and we're going pretty strong. I mean we've been on
little vacasions, but like he won't tell anybody anything.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
Yeah, I don't know. Here, here's one of my thoughts
about being stashed. If you're truly going to be in
a relationship, which is a two way thing, then there
needs to be transparency. There needs to be honesty and openness.
What do you think, Gandhi?
Speaker 10 (37:13):
Well, what about social media? Do you post pictures of him?
Does he ever post pictures of you? Or does he
get weird about that?
Speaker 2 (37:20):
You're ready for this one.
Speaker 30 (37:21):
He doesn't have social media.
Speaker 8 (37:23):
I smell around, you.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Know.
Speaker 4 (37:29):
Maybe he's got a different name on social media.
Speaker 3 (37:33):
Here's the thing. You've been with him for two years?
You said, right, yeah, yeah, it's a long time. Hey,
good luck with that, Danielle. I I don't know.
Speaker 16 (37:46):
I think.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
I here's what I truly believe. You deserve the world.
You deserve all great things. And if this being stashed
is going to is going to be a deterrent from
you having the greatest life. I don't know, you deserve better.
I'm hoping you can work this out with him or
without him. Either way, best of luck to you.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Thank you. I appreciate it, and I do deserve the best,
So I agree you do, you do?
Speaker 3 (38:12):
I mean, as long as you're okay with it, then
it's going to keep going on the way it is.
But I don't know, it doesn't sound like you're one
hundred percent okay with it. Hey, thank you for listening
to us and all the best and good luck to you.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Thank you, thank you so much for having me.
Speaker 3 (38:24):
Okay, bye bye.
Speaker 4 (38:25):
Yeah, Oh she's so nice.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
So she's very nice. But so far, it's yeah, scary. No.
Speaker 21 (38:32):
I just think that if you're being stashed ninety percent
of the time, you're the side piece. I just that's
I just that's my gut. Those are so many red
dish red flash.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
I don't know if you can put a percentage on it,
but yeah, I can see how they could. That could
be the case. Sometimes absolutely, that could be one of
the reasons why you're being stashed. But god, what if
it's something crazy like this guy's he's on the lamp.
He's a murderer and they're looking for him.
Speaker 10 (38:56):
Total second family that he doesn't want her to know about,
Like what exactly drama?
Speaker 8 (39:01):
What kind of drama?
Speaker 10 (39:02):
And does he get mad when she posts pictures? I
just don't if there's so many things we need to unpack.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
Yeah, I know. And two years in that's that's huh.
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Speaker 1 (39:31):
Elvis ter Ran in the Morning Show?
Speaker 3 (39:35):
Are we even on?
Speaker 1 (39:38):
Elvis d Ran in the Morning Show?
Speaker 3 (39:40):
We got this game in the mayo. I don't did
we order it to be paid for it? It's called
it's called butt Hurt.
Speaker 8 (39:47):
I've been looking at that box wondering what was it.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
It's no time for hurt? Okay, who wants to play
a round of butt hurt?
Speaker 18 (39:55):
Me?
Speaker 3 (39:55):
Yeah? Oh?
Speaker 8 (39:57):
Actually, I'm not sure what it is I'm.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
Not sure how to play. Okay, here, Elvis hope all
is well. I have a show idea. We want your
listeners to come up with a butt Hurt question. We'll
add the winner's question and first name on our next
order of butt Hurt games. You, guys, chose the winner. Remember,
if you play, you cannot pick yourself. I have included
additional games for giveaways. Oh nice, this is from Brandon. Now,
(40:20):
like I guess, it's a game that you play with
your friends. How well do you know your friends? Okay,
let's all vote in this room who is the best looking?
Speaker 16 (40:29):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (40:29):
Oh, Nate's gonna say it's him.
Speaker 15 (40:34):
He's not allowed to.
Speaker 8 (40:35):
Say his name though.
Speaker 3 (40:37):
Okay, so in this room it's Frog. Froggy's in the
room with us and Danielle and Gandhi, scary me, Nate? Okay.
Who is the most adventurous in beddy?
Speaker 8 (40:47):
Oh take it, thanks, guys.
Speaker 3 (40:50):
I think who is the most patient? No, it's not made.
Speaker 4 (40:58):
I think scary scary problem patient.
Speaker 3 (41:00):
Who's the friendliest Daniel I was gonna say Danielle, daniel
Who's most generous? Who is the most jealous person in
the room?
Speaker 28 (41:18):
A minute ago, I wasn't even in the room, and
I got jealous.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
You didn't mention me. Who thinks Okay, I know who
thinks their gods give to the opposite sex. Who has
the biggest ego elvis?
Speaker 21 (41:37):
Okay, I'm gonna say name, he thinks his bleeptoosting god.
Speaker 3 (41:46):
Who is most likely to steal something from you mylf
who's the most boring name? Okay? So this is one
of those games. This is one of those games you
play with your friends and you know someone's gonna get
butt her, someone's gonna get mad, and they're not gonna
(42:08):
talk to you. Some people just can't play games. You
know who's like that is a producer Sam.
Speaker 8 (42:12):
Oh she's so competitive.
Speaker 3 (42:14):
Oh she's come here, Sam. She just cannot play games.
Speaker 10 (42:17):
One time we went to office trivia, like for the
show The Office, and we came in I believe, second place,
and Sam was like ripping things off the walls and
kicking barstools.
Speaker 3 (42:26):
I'm like, woman, okay, So producer Sam, Yeah, you're just
you even admit you're a bad sport when it comes
to playing games.
Speaker 15 (42:31):
Only if I'm losing.
Speaker 3 (42:32):
Yeah, but why do you get that way? Can't you
just have fun? Can't you just play the game and
have fun?
Speaker 15 (42:37):
Being the best at something is fun?
Speaker 35 (42:40):
Oh my lord, why else would you play if it's
not for blood?
Speaker 3 (42:43):
You know what? It kind of takes the fun away
from it.
Speaker 15 (42:45):
Well, only if you're losing. So that's why you have
to win, and then I'm happy and then we're all good,
right God?
Speaker 7 (42:50):
And people say, oh, why do you keep Oh you
don't have to win. Well, that's why they keep score,
so they know who wins and who loses.
Speaker 4 (42:56):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 10 (42:56):
I mean I want to win, but if I lose,
I'm not going to kick a barstool, hurt a puppy.
Speaker 4 (43:01):
I get excited for the other person that wins.
Speaker 15 (43:04):
You guys are competing wrong.
Speaker 4 (43:08):
I would think of all people in this room, you
would be the one to be like, oh, I'm so
happy for someone else.
Speaker 15 (43:14):
Do we not all have our vices?
Speaker 3 (43:15):
Are you good?
Speaker 15 (43:16):
Day to day?
Speaker 3 (43:16):
Just don't so much more to you than you know,
Sam winning or losing a game? Here we go.
Speaker 15 (43:24):
That's the half full attitude, Elvis.
Speaker 3 (43:26):
But sometimes these games and they're not really skill, it's luck.
I mean, you can't sit there and get mad because
someone else is luckier than you.
Speaker 15 (43:32):
I find a way to get messed. Oh my god, stool, yes,
but not a puppy god.
Speaker 3 (43:38):
So we've been playing these these butt hurt cars. Let me,
let's play with Sam in the room.
Speaker 8 (43:42):
Oh what if she loses?
Speaker 15 (43:44):
Let me stretch.
Speaker 3 (43:46):
Who has the least common sense in this room?
Speaker 17 (43:50):
Scary?
Speaker 4 (43:51):
Scary?
Speaker 26 (43:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (43:55):
Uh no, if you have common sense, you would.
Speaker 3 (43:58):
Know a lick of common sense. Who's the biggest pessimist?
Come on, Nate.
Speaker 4 (44:12):
Brody's the most buttered right now? Let me tell you awesome.
Speaker 3 (44:19):
The name of the the game is but hurt, and
so we're just giving it a little try. Yeah, but
I'm I think getting back to this competitive thing. I
think there is something there. We all have that one
person in our lives who just you don't want to
play a game with.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (44:32):
Mine is Rosanna Scotto, my friend Rosanna. She works, she's
a Good Day of New York on Fox five here
in New York. We have game night at her house
and we always swear we're never going back because she cheats,
and then and then if someone else, someone else starts
to win, she gets mad. I mean she's out for blood.
Speaker 4 (44:52):
Every time my son Derek cheater because he used to
cheat a lot at the game, and I'm like, I'm
not playing with Derek cheater. Sorry, that's so funny.
Speaker 10 (45:00):
My mom's just saying my mom cheats. It's ugly, and
my dad buster out every single time.
Speaker 8 (45:05):
I'm like, why are you doing this?
Speaker 15 (45:06):
It's an example.
Speaker 3 (45:07):
It's supposed to be fun. Game nights are supposed to
be fun. You're not there to prove that you can win.
Speaker 8 (45:11):
Some people just can't lose.
Speaker 15 (45:13):
Don't cheat. Well, I don't cheat. That's not cool, but no,
I'm here to show you I can win.
Speaker 3 (45:16):
What's up from?
Speaker 7 (45:18):
We would have a couple come over and play games,
but then one night I always suspected that they were cheaters.
And so one night it's over, game ends and I
go back to where we were playing the game, and
I saw they had their cheat sheet hidden underneath something
they forgot to take away.
Speaker 3 (45:32):
So they had premeditated cheating. Yes, like, wait, what games?
Speaker 16 (45:36):
What do you think?
Speaker 7 (45:37):
They brought the game with them. I don't remember what
the game was called, but they brought the game with them.
They're like, oh, it's our turn this week, we'll bring
the game with us. So they brought the game and
underneath the pillow on the couch where we were all
sitting and playing the game. There was their cheat sheet.
They were cheating together to win the game.
Speaker 3 (45:52):
Oh my god, that is so Nut told Lisa. Yes,
I saw.
Speaker 7 (45:57):
I kept the cheat sheet and the next day I
went over to their house. I said, hey, I think
you forgot this, and you're like, oh, I'm not sure
exactly what that is. I'm like, you know exactly what
it is. We're not playing games with you.
Speaker 3 (46:09):
I love this. So Sam, who we all voted you
are the most competitive in the room. Someone just sent
a text saying, hey, remind Sam that no one remembers
who comes in seconds.
Speaker 7 (46:21):
It is the first loser.
Speaker 3 (46:23):
Oh my gosh, Hello Jenna Jennifer. Jennifer's at you.
Speaker 22 (46:26):
Hi?
Speaker 16 (46:27):
Ah, Yes, how are you like Sam?
Speaker 3 (46:30):
Are you like Monica from friends who could not lose?
Speaker 11 (46:34):
Yes?
Speaker 13 (46:35):
I am very competitive. I only play if I know
I'm going to win, and even if I'm playing with
a child.
Speaker 3 (46:43):
You'll even tell a child I'm bigger than you, I'm
stronger than you. I will beat you every time. I
can't listen.
Speaker 8 (46:49):
I fully support that we can't.
Speaker 13 (46:51):
We can't always have this mentality that it's okay to
be first place.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
For everything unless.
Speaker 8 (46:57):
It's me exactly.
Speaker 15 (46:59):
My god, I have to compete with this girl.
Speaker 3 (47:01):
Oh my lord, Now I don't want to be a
part of that, all right, Jennifer, thank you. I love
how you only play games if you know you're going
to win.
Speaker 13 (47:08):
I'm a good one.
Speaker 10 (47:10):
I was playing tetherball once with a little kid and
I let him win, which was a big mistake because
he looked at me and he said, that's right, girls suck,
just like my dad said. So I was like, oh, really, kid,
let's play again. And then I beat him fifteen times
in a row. And my friend said it was embarrassing,
but I felt good about it.
Speaker 4 (47:24):
You had this poor little kid, this kid.
Speaker 3 (47:28):
Hey Gary, how you doing?
Speaker 32 (47:30):
Hey Elvis? How you doing this morning?
Speaker 16 (47:31):
Guys?
Speaker 3 (47:32):
Well, you know, I'm finding out more and more about
my coworkers.
Speaker 4 (47:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (47:36):
I don't know if I like it, but we know
each other pretty well. Can you tell that.
Speaker 32 (47:41):
I could tell that, And I was just gonna say,
you guys are It's so amazing how you guys are
like a family working with each other. Love hate thing
going on, but it's more love than anything.
Speaker 3 (47:49):
So you know that's the thing. That's the thing about
our room. We know we can jab each other and
we could just go in each other's throats. Yeah, but
we know at the end of the day we're stuck
with each other. There's nothing we can do about it.
So you know, we're all good. I appreciate you noticing it.
Speaker 32 (48:03):
It sounds like an amazing place to work. But I
want to disagree with one of the answers with being
the best looking. But I'm biased because I'm a guy.
I mean, he's a stud, don't get me wrong. But
the talk up was between Sam and Danielle and then
you said Gandhi was creative or imaginative and bed and
then that made my head turn a little bit.
Speaker 3 (48:23):
Yeah, yeah, we pretty much know Gandhi. Gandhi's wild, she's crazy.
Speaker 32 (48:30):
Thanks, you're so reserved. Good for you, Gandhi. You get it, girls, yeah,
a little bit. You know what I mean. It's just
you didn't see it coming, but it couldn't know. Yes,
she wins, Guys, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (48:52):
She gets it. That's okay, Gary, We'll let her. We'll
let her win this time. Thanks for listening to us,
and have a great day.
Speaker 18 (48:57):
Okay, you guys do the same things.
Speaker 3 (48:59):
By bye.
Speaker 1 (49:07):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 3 (49:12):
Dear Elvis Durant. My ex husband and I are in
pretty good terms. We have a twelve year old daughter together,
and we're both very involved in her life. My ex
would flip out if he got a call from her
school to tell him about something I should have told
him about first. You know how that is. Yeah, we've
always agreed to be in total and complete communication with
each other when it comes to our daughter. This comes
(49:33):
to us from Samantha's mom. Samantha, by the way, obviously
has been having troubles in school. According to the call,
the dad's about to get Scary Jones calls the dad
Scary plays the priest from the Catholic school Samantha attends,
and then Samantha and her mom will take over. This
is a mom and a daughter playing a phone tap
on dad. We love these phone taps.
Speaker 16 (49:56):
Hello, mister Marshall, Yeah, we're going.
Speaker 18 (49:58):
Hi.
Speaker 28 (49:58):
This is Father mccardal with the Democrats church on Staten Island.
Speaker 3 (50:02):
How are you doing today?
Speaker 16 (50:03):
All right, we gotta go with your father.
Speaker 28 (50:05):
Your daughter Samantha. Yeah, she will be suspended and it
will take effect on Monday.
Speaker 3 (50:11):
Okay, and what is this?
Speaker 16 (50:13):
What is this for?
Speaker 3 (50:14):
Are you not in a loop on this?
Speaker 16 (50:15):
No? I guess my mother is hiding it from me.
Speaker 28 (50:18):
Well, we were in a prayer and her cell phone
went off and the ring tone.
Speaker 3 (50:24):
Was from that TV show The Family.
Speaker 16 (50:26):
Guy, right, which is which is inappropriate to start with?
Speaker 28 (50:29):
Yes, and that character there Stewie started spewing obscenities.
Speaker 16 (50:35):
It's not allowed to happen here at my house. And
she's not allowed to watch that here at my house.
Speaker 28 (50:39):
Yes, So I reprimanded her for this, and she told
me to go, Oh my god, Lord please, I did
not say that, Okay, I just I had to tell
you that. No, I had to hear that, right, I mean,
this is definitely not the word of the Lord.
Speaker 17 (50:53):
Sorry.
Speaker 16 (50:53):
No, I n sure have heard about this the day
it happened immediately, and not from you, of course, from
my ex.
Speaker 28 (51:01):
There was a spitting incident in the cafeteria. Are you
familiar with that?
Speaker 16 (51:04):
No?
Speaker 3 (51:05):
I'm not.
Speaker 28 (51:05):
She spat in another girl's face, right.
Speaker 16 (51:08):
And that's as bout as inappropriate as it can get
for a kid.
Speaker 28 (51:11):
This happens a lot when children come from broken homes.
Speaker 16 (51:14):
You know what I have too, much time and too
much effort investing in my kids to have this happen
to them.
Speaker 28 (51:19):
All right, anything else I could do? My doors are
open to you.
Speaker 16 (51:22):
All right, very good. I appreciate your qul Thank you,
thank you.
Speaker 3 (51:24):
Bye bye.
Speaker 30 (51:26):
Oh my god, he's gonna kill me.
Speaker 3 (51:28):
All right, let's call him back. You speak?
Speaker 30 (51:29):
Oh God? Okay?
Speaker 16 (51:33):
Hello?
Speaker 30 (51:33):
Hey, what's up?
Speaker 16 (51:35):
Is there something you need to tell me that you didn't.
Speaker 30 (51:37):
I don't think so?
Speaker 28 (51:39):
What's up?
Speaker 16 (51:40):
Was there some incidences in school involving some anthoms spitting
in another kid's face in the school.
Speaker 30 (51:45):
It didn't seem like a big worry.
Speaker 16 (51:48):
It doesn't strike you as kind of a filthy, disgusting,
low life thing to do. What did I do keeping
something like that from me? That your daughter is behaving
like a filthy animal. So I had to hear this
from a pre Oh, they called you. A priest called
me to tell me that Samantha suspended for a week
for fitting in. No, it's for telling him to go
in front of the whole class in church.
Speaker 30 (52:11):
I'm sure you would have found out.
Speaker 16 (52:13):
I would have found out. No, I should have heard
it from you immediately the day it happened, Just like
the last conversation we had.
Speaker 30 (52:19):
I don't know why you're getting all high strung about it.
Speaker 16 (52:21):
I really know how I strung the day that happened.
You should have threw her in the car, drove passed here.
We should have went right up to the school. That's
the way a parent would have handled this.
Speaker 30 (52:29):
I mean what they say you day a week. Oh wait,
that's not that bad.
Speaker 16 (52:33):
What Your daughter is twelve years old? She got suspended
for telling a priest to go himself in church. If
you don't think that there is something seriously wrong there,
and you don't think that's a problem, then maybe you
need some help. Her phone went off in church and
it was a Stewie from family guy with his routine
and his foul language and all. You don't see a
problem in that. Your daughter having that on her phone,
(52:55):
she's supposed.
Speaker 30 (52:56):
To have it on vibrate or when she's in school.
Speaker 16 (52:59):
Should she even be listening to that at twelve years
old at all?
Speaker 30 (53:01):
It's just a cartoon.
Speaker 16 (53:03):
It's a sexually oriented cartoon that a twelve year old
girl is watching. Are you going to destroy this kid's life?
Speaker 30 (53:09):
I don't see the big deal over it.
Speaker 16 (53:11):
You don't see the big dealer, your twelve year old
daughter telling a priest to go up in church in
front of a whole class. You don't see the problem that,
I can guarantee you this.
Speaker 3 (53:18):
You would be the only one not.
Speaker 16 (53:20):
To see a problem in that. Anybody else would want
her to get psychiatric help.
Speaker 30 (53:23):
And you too, Do you want to talk to her?
Speaker 16 (53:26):
Yeah? I certainly, yes, I certainly do want to talk
to her.
Speaker 30 (53:28):
He hold on.
Speaker 16 (53:29):
I can't even believe how disgraceful this is.
Speaker 22 (53:31):
Hell?
Speaker 16 (53:32):
What did you do in church? What did you say
a priest? I didn't say anything. This is the way
you act, I guess. So what else is it that
you didn't tell me that you should have told me.
Speaker 14 (53:43):
You get an enemies like nothing.
Speaker 16 (53:45):
There are multiple incidences that I heard about, okay, like
what like the spitting incident?
Speaker 15 (53:51):
The bug went into my mouth?
Speaker 30 (53:53):
What I'm supposed to do fit.
Speaker 16 (53:55):
In a girl's face? No, not even my accident. A
bug went in your mouth and that's what you.
Speaker 7 (53:59):
Was Never do that?
Speaker 1 (54:01):
What are you crazy?
Speaker 16 (54:02):
You know what, honey, I'm gonna give you such a smack.
Speaker 3 (54:04):
I'll do what I want.
Speaker 22 (54:05):
I'll not apologize if I don't watch him.
Speaker 16 (54:08):
You'll do what you're told why because you're twelve years old,
you're not an adult?
Speaker 3 (54:12):
Yes, I am, I'm a smart mouth.
Speaker 16 (54:14):
Again.
Speaker 30 (54:15):
She just put the phone down. She's getting all upset.
What happened?
Speaker 16 (54:17):
What happened? I mean, I'm sure she's very pleased. She
can act like an animal, she can act like a
piece of trash, and you'll keep it a secret for
her and use her buddies forever. Did you punish her?
Did you sit her in her room for a couple
of days? What did you do to her for this?
My favorite?
Speaker 30 (54:30):
The week off? Maybe you know she could do fun stuff?
Speaker 16 (54:33):
Are you all right?
Speaker 2 (54:34):
Why?
Speaker 30 (54:35):
What's smarter?
Speaker 28 (54:35):
Are you okay?
Speaker 17 (54:36):
You?
Speaker 30 (54:37):
I'm fine?
Speaker 3 (54:37):
Are you sure?
Speaker 16 (54:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 30 (54:39):
You know, maybe she can go to the zoo or
do whatever, go.
Speaker 16 (54:44):
To the zoo or do whatever. So your daughter told
the priest to go and you think she should maybe
spend a week off in the zoo.
Speaker 28 (54:50):
I think she's talking about Elvis Durant and the zoo.
Speaker 3 (54:53):
You've been phone tapped. Hey, it's scary, Jones.
Speaker 16 (54:59):
Are you kidding me? Does he ever tell the brief
that I would have rigged her neck? Well, let's check
you did that to daddy? Yeah, you pick good guys
who hung me out the drive.
Speaker 1 (55:10):
Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 3 (55:13):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates.
Speaker 1 (55:17):
The Elvis Teroran phone tab only on Elvis Duran.
Speaker 3 (55:20):
In the Morning Show, Hey, did you see the story
about a guy that went into a restaurant he ordered Uh?
I think it was a ninety something dollars meal with
a friend, and the gratuity he gave to the server
was a twenty five dollars Amazon gift card. Did you
see the story? Oh? You saw it, So what'd you
(55:43):
think about that? Gandhi?
Speaker 10 (55:45):
I didn't see the problem with it that I know
a lot of other people did see with it. I
think that one twenty five dollars on ninety is a
pretty good tip, is it?
Speaker 12 (55:53):
Not?
Speaker 10 (55:54):
Like that's that's good? And Amazon you can buy all
kinds of stuff. It doesn't have to be clothes or electronics.
You can get things that you need to sustain your life.
So a lot of people were saying, like, oh, I
can't pay my bills with that. Well kind of in
a little bit of ways.
Speaker 3 (56:06):
You can, Okay, well hold on to that. Yeah, And
if you if you're working in the restaurant business of
Texas at fifty five one hundred gratuity. Yeah, I didn't
even think of that. So if you're working in a
restaurant and you're supposed to pull your tips, oh yeah,
that twenty five dollars Amazon gift card, how do you
split that up?
Speaker 16 (56:19):
You do? You heard that?
Speaker 4 (56:20):
You put that right in your pocket.
Speaker 10 (56:22):
Oh the pulling tips thing sucks too though, if you're
if you're in okay. So when I was a waitress,
I was a waitress for four years when I was
in college. And if I'm busting my ass with like
a twenty top table and I make a ton of
money off of that table, and then stupid Daniel with
his two top trying to make the staplers zap people
(56:42):
when they touch it, I have to end up splitting my.
Speaker 8 (56:44):
Tip with him.
Speaker 3 (56:45):
Back, what did Daniel?
Speaker 8 (56:48):
He would try?
Speaker 10 (56:49):
He had one of those stupid tricks staplers that wouldzap
you every time you picked it up to like staple
something together.
Speaker 8 (56:54):
So he would spend his time doing that.
Speaker 10 (56:56):
Meanwhile, I've got a twenty top and now I have
to split my money with dumb Daniel.
Speaker 7 (57:01):
Daniel, Daniel, yeah, one hundred percent. You have some some
people that are working much harder than others, and therefore
you are taking away the incentive of the people who
are not working that hard versus the people who are
working hard. Now, Gandh's got to give her tip up
to damn dumb Daniel over here. He's not doing jack
crap and at the end of the night they walk
(57:21):
away with the same thing when they didn't work the
same It's wrong.
Speaker 3 (57:24):
There was a story in the news I forgot where
she worked. Uh, she received like a massive tip, like
a humongous, like out of control tip from this guy.
And then uh, the boss came up and said, well,
you got to split that with everyone.
Speaker 10 (57:40):
And he was even saying including with the management team,
which I've seen some places try to say you have
to split with managers. Managers are making a full salary.
These servers and waitresses, they're making five six dollars an hour.
I didn't even know what it is now, but like nothing.
Speaker 4 (57:53):
And you know what, if you gave really good service
and say that customer really likes you so much, that's
why they gave you that massive tip. They didn't meet
Charlie in the back. What if Charlie and they don't
like Charles exactly why am I giving Charlie some.
Speaker 3 (58:08):
Here's an idea. What let's say I sit down at
your table and you gave it an incredible, incredible meal,
you took care of a subscript, and let's say I
tip you one thousand dollars. Okay, wow, Okay. So my
suggestion would be, rather than splitting that with everyone, you
can split twenty percent of that with everyone and then
you get to keep the rest. Would that work? Would
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you be okay with that?
Speaker 8 (58:29):
It's nice of you. I would stay at giving Daniel
my money.
Speaker 7 (58:32):
They take some math or give the standard tip, and
then ask them what their venmo is and send them
the rest of their venmo and the rest of the
staff doesn't ever know Jack squad about it.
Speaker 3 (58:43):
Okay, we'll take care of them. Back to the Amazon thing,
here's the thing. It depends on where that server is
in life. An Amazon gift card could be great, or
they have they're bump busting their ass at three jobs.
They need money to support a kid, and maybe they
really prefer the cash. Where is Who's on the line?
Is it twenty two Melissa? Yeah, Melissa, let's go talk
(59:05):
to Melissa. Let's touch to the one that's actually working
in a restaurant. You you work in a restaurant right now, right, Melissa, Yeah,
I manage a restaurant. Okay, I give you a twenty
five dollars Amazon gift card. Do you look me at
me and say thank you? Or look at me and
say f you? Which one do you do?
Speaker 2 (59:20):
I definitely look at you and say thank you.
Speaker 3 (59:22):
But I'm thinking you, ohifted here, it's been regifted too.
Speaker 4 (59:28):
Yeah, I thought that's yeah.
Speaker 3 (59:30):
Well, okay, hear me out though. I'm not disagreeing with you,
but regifting to me in this situation will be giving
you a shirt my mom gave me that I didn't wright.
A twenty five dollars Amazon gift card has value for
things that you most likely would probably want in your life.
But you still say cash is king for you.
Speaker 8 (59:47):
Yeah, definitely, okay, look by the way.
Speaker 3 (59:49):
By the way, for the record, Melissa, I will never
give you an Amazon gift card. I will always give
you the best tip of the day. I swear to God.
Speaker 4 (59:57):
You have some gift of places I got gift cards
to that I wouldn't want.
Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
I could leave us tips exactly. Yeah, here's a gift
card for red Lobster the restaurant down the street, which
I give you that. I love the best kits. But Melissa,
now at your restaurant, do you guys pool your tips
or do you keep your own?
Speaker 16 (01:00:14):
No to ever keep their own.
Speaker 26 (01:00:16):
I mean they tip out like the.
Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
Food runners, but otherwise they keep their own.
Speaker 3 (01:00:20):
There you go, all right, Well, listen, loving that you're
listening to us. You have a great day. Okay, thank
you too, thank you? Yeah, scary you had something to say?
Speaker 16 (01:00:26):
What was that?
Speaker 11 (01:00:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 21 (01:00:27):
I just think that I agree with you. Got to
hustle for your own tips. They should be every person
for themselves. But in a group party situation, I think
the rules do change. I used to cater weddings for
a living, and back then we all were group. We
all were a team against doing this services for the
entire party. So any tip that came in that needed
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to be pulled NTD because everyone worked on it together.
Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
Project line to twenty is devn You still work in
the restaurant business?
Speaker 13 (01:01:00):
I still do.
Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
Yes, Okay, I give you a twenty five dollars Amazon
gift card on a ninety dollars bill. That's actually, you know,
more than twenty percent. So what do you think I'm.
Speaker 13 (01:01:10):
Touching for joy.
Speaker 19 (01:01:11):
I've got four kids.
Speaker 33 (01:01:12):
I can buy food off Amazon.
Speaker 31 (01:01:14):
I can buy a bunch of other stuff.
Speaker 13 (01:01:15):
I'm excited.
Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
Okay, all right, See, like I said before, it depends
on what they're where they are in life. You know,
Amazon gift card would come in handy for you, and
it was actually more than twenty percent, so it's a
pretty good tip. All right, Thank you, Devin, Thank you
for listening to us. Have a good day to day.
Line twenty two is, Melissa says, no, totally unacceptable. Oh absolutely, Melissa,
(01:01:37):
tell us what's on your mind. We just boke we
lost her. Okay. She said they regifted a gift card
because they were too cheap to leave a tip, which
would exactly which would come from their account.
Speaker 4 (01:01:48):
All right, everything the same thing that it was regifted.
Speaker 3 (01:01:52):
But it's still it's it's still twenty five dollars. It's
not like giving like a gift certificate from.
Speaker 7 (01:01:58):
Somebody gave me a twenty dollar bill and I gave
it to you. It's a regifted twenty dollars bill, but
it's still twenty four bill.
Speaker 3 (01:02:03):
Who guys. Okay, the story was restaurant orders. Okay, here
it is Oh, it was a huge tip. It was
a twenty two hundred dollars tip wow. Okay, blah blah blah.
It had been in Bentonville, Arkansas, in a restaurant. A
party of at least two dozen people left a forty
four hundred dollars tip wow for their two waitresses to share.
(01:02:27):
That's twenty two hundred a piece. They said, it was
an incredible thing to do and see her reaction was awesome.
To see what that meant to her and impact her.
It was great, says one of the waitresses. But they're
saying no. The bosses came in and said, no, you're
not going to keep all that money. And so this
woman had been working at this restaurant for three and
(01:02:48):
a half years and she'd never been asked to split
her tips before. I see, it's so shady anyway. So anyway,
so something ended up happening. There was a skirmish between
the server and the manager. So she was fired. And
then so the people came back and said, well, we're
going to cancel that tip. I'm not leaving that tipping
(01:03:10):
with you guys to split. Good good, And there you go.
It's just crappy, all I know is you know anyone
who's in the customer service world, if it doesn't matter
doing retail or you're you're working in a restaurant. You know,
I everyone on the show we will always treat you
like the gold you are. But I see it at
(01:03:31):
tables next to us how you're treated sometimes. And you
know that people who treat you like crap. You know
they're not tipping nothing to anything, right.
Speaker 10 (01:03:38):
Right, And you've said this before, but when when you
don't tip somebody, you actually leave them zero, you are
costing them money. It actually costs them money to take
care of your table because at the end of it
they have to tip out based on alcohol sales and
food runners and they're still tipping out, but you've left
them nothing, so they're paying for you to have been there.
Speaker 8 (01:03:55):
And that's the really crappy thing to do.
Speaker 3 (01:03:56):
It is. I don't think people understand how it works.
Even they did, there's idiots. Finally, line twenty two, John, uh,
are you do you work in a restaurant?
Speaker 34 (01:04:07):
I did for about ten years.
Speaker 3 (01:04:09):
Okay, so you know, so where do you fall on this?
Speaker 21 (01:04:12):
So?
Speaker 34 (01:04:13):
I mean it's I rather cash, of course, but a
gift card. People are not doing very well right now.
So if someone can give you a gift card instead
of cash, I mean I'll take it because I've gotten
zero dollars on a table before, and like the last
person said, we pay to wait on your table if
you give a zero. So I can use that gift
card for something. I'm happy if you give me anything. Really,
(01:04:34):
I mean, well, John, what if.
Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
I gave you a twenty five dollars gift card for
Victoria's secret?
Speaker 22 (01:04:39):
Oh?
Speaker 34 (01:04:41):
I know, I know someone I can give it to.
Speaker 3 (01:04:44):
Okay, see John who wins the Blue Ribbon for positivity today.
I friend John, John, I mean, here's a gift card
for piercing Pagoda at the Marble zero. Thanks for listen.
To have a safe drive to work, Okay, thank you
so much.
Speaker 34 (01:05:05):
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Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
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Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (01:05:30):
Let me ask you this, let's say and this is
from can we talk about your friends? Gandhi? Oh yeah,
let's do you say? I think it comes best from you.
Speaker 8 (01:05:41):
Go ahead, okay, well, not named names.
Speaker 10 (01:05:42):
One of my very good friends yesterday discovered that her
boyfriend of a few years had an interesting text exchange
with a girl while they were dating. Now, this happened
in the very beginning of their relationship, but the things
that he said were pretty shifty. Both of them have
said nothing physical happened the girl because the girl actually
reached out to my friend and showed her, Hey, this
(01:06:04):
is what's going on. So my friend's very upset about it.
The guy is saying, this was so long ago and
nothing physical happened. Yes, it was a crappy text exchange,
I shouldn't have done it.
Speaker 8 (01:06:13):
But she's super upset.
Speaker 10 (01:06:14):
So even though they're happy right now, she's got like
retroactive anger, and she's saying she's very much over a
lot of this situation.
Speaker 3 (01:06:22):
Retroactive anger. Yes, wow, So okay, so there they're over
two years into the relationship, yes, right, so obviously it's
working for them, right. Yeah, So this happened at the
beginning of the relationship, Yes, six months in what's the beginning,
isn't it?
Speaker 10 (01:06:40):
It is the beginning, but they were official, so like
six months being official, he's still doing this stuff and
telling another girl some very.
Speaker 8 (01:06:49):
Creepy thing.
Speaker 10 (01:06:50):
I mean creepy as far as like my friend is concerned.
But it was I think emotional affair. I think that
it's not something you would ever want to see. And
her whole issue now is I just don't trust him.
He's not the person I thought he was. I thought
he was someone else, and now I'm finding out this
huge lie.
Speaker 3 (01:07:03):
And I but it happened almost two years ago.
Speaker 8 (01:07:05):
Yeah, but it happened.
Speaker 3 (01:07:07):
Oh no, So she's willing to question the relationship and
maybe lose this great relationship over something that happened almost
two years ago. And this guy was obviously not one
hundred percent on board as on board as she was
at the time.
Speaker 10 (01:07:22):
Right, So she said, if he wasn't on board, why
would he have tried to make it official with me
while embarrassing me and dealing with this other girl. And
now I'm looking at screenshots of some chick talking to
my boyfriend like he's her boyfriend, and I feel stupid.
Speaker 3 (01:07:37):
Wow, it definitely deserves a conversation, right.
Speaker 10 (01:07:40):
I know, I'm very torn because I like him. I
like the guy a lot, and I was I felt
because you know, when you're friends with someone, you're like,
oh my god, I feel betrayed too.
Speaker 8 (01:07:48):
How could he do this to you?
Speaker 16 (01:07:49):
Us?
Speaker 10 (01:07:50):
So he wanted to give her the good advice, but
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (01:07:54):
I'm torn.
Speaker 10 (01:07:55):
I kind of understand what she's saying as far as well.
I mean, this started our relationship off with a everything.
Now I want to go through his phone. Now I
don't trust him. Now I see that maybe he's not
the person I thought he was.
Speaker 3 (01:08:06):
So what do you, Garry? I need to like sexy
French music?
Speaker 28 (01:08:09):
Okay, hell do on?
Speaker 3 (01:08:09):
Here it comes, because this is how he should answer this,
these accusations. Are you ready? I get Wait, so you
played a part of the girlfriend and tell me what
you have learned and morning show theater. Okay, welcome to Mornings.
Speaker 15 (01:08:28):
Which Elvis.
Speaker 10 (01:08:30):
I just received screenshots from a girl from a year
and a half ago who tells me that you guys
were having a bit of an emotional affair and that
the whole time you were with me, you were still
texting her telling her how much you miss her, how
you think about her when you fall asleep at night.
Speaker 3 (01:08:45):
You know I love you, baby, do you? I would
never do anything to her that was, but you did.
That was in the very beginning, when we were both
trying to figure out what we were so I know,
but since then, I've come to love you more than
I could ever love any woman ever.
Speaker 8 (01:09:02):
Yeah, well that's what you said then, and now I
don't trust him.
Speaker 3 (01:09:04):
I need. I needed to have that dialogue with her
to make me understand how much you mean to me.
Speaker 15 (01:09:14):
That was good.
Speaker 8 (01:09:16):
No, I'm still about this.
Speaker 7 (01:09:18):
Come on, that's a good one.
Speaker 3 (01:09:20):
That's a good one.
Speaker 7 (01:09:20):
I needed to do that to understand how much I
had cared about you, and because.
Speaker 3 (01:09:24):
Of that, I love you more than I could ever
love anyone. Had that not happened, I wouldn't love you
as much as I love you right now?
Speaker 8 (01:09:32):
Well, why did I have to find out from her?
Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
And you text her and thank her?
Speaker 33 (01:09:39):
Baby?
Speaker 3 (01:09:40):
Although I never call anyone baby?
Speaker 4 (01:09:44):
Does it make you question other things that maybe he
hasn't been truthful about.
Speaker 8 (01:09:48):
That's her whole point.
Speaker 10 (01:09:49):
She said, I just feel like I've been kind of
rocked off my socks a little bit here, and now
everything feels like a lie because I would never have
expected he was doing this, especially in that first months
when everything was so happy, he was doing this now
what's he doing?
Speaker 8 (01:10:03):
Like now I want to go through his phone.
Speaker 10 (01:10:05):
Now, I want to look at his Instagram account, and
I don't.
Speaker 3 (01:10:16):
You want to go to my phone?
Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
Here?
Speaker 4 (01:10:19):
Here, you probably liked it.
Speaker 3 (01:10:24):
Then the music. There's no winning. Okay, by the way,
there's no way for this relationship to be salvaged from
this point of view. She's never going to believe anything ever,
and he is going to uh go nut trying to
convince her that everything's fine. If things are fine, we
don't know. And you said, why are you fronting?
Speaker 10 (01:10:41):
Maybe with the French music in the background, I don't know,
you know what.
Speaker 3 (01:10:49):
It definitely needs a conversation. You need to get out
in the open. I will tell you different personal experience.
You know, when Alex and I first met each other,
it was not full throttle for a while. We were
off and on and problems and issues and other people
and whatever, and just came a time where it was like, Okay,
whatever happened happened, let it go, because I'm moving on
from this day forward. I know things are good. I
(01:11:12):
hope they better be. You just have to have faith
that you're okay. You just have to.
Speaker 10 (01:11:17):
Yeah, I don't know, and This is why I'm asking you, guys,
because I don't have great advice for her, because sometimes
I'm just I'm a little black and white about things,
and I'm like, you're right, Helied, it's done. But they've
been really happy for a long time. And I don't
think that he's doing those things now. But I absolutely
understand her retroactive anger because she feels like she looks
like an idiot and here she is, like posting pictures
(01:11:37):
with this guy and he's texting some other chick. I
think about you when I fall asleep at night, like what, yeah, wow?
Speaker 3 (01:11:43):
Hit the music? Scary You without means like corn flake
without the milk, peanut butter without the jelly and without
the burder and without the burder.
Speaker 1 (01:12:00):
Are free.
Speaker 4 (01:12:00):
So they don't like the The.
Speaker 7 (01:12:03):
Best argument you made was, honey, I had to do
that to understand how much I care about you.
Speaker 4 (01:12:07):
That's great.
Speaker 7 (01:12:10):
I'm gonna use that for sure soon.
Speaker 3 (01:12:12):
Don't you think that these tests in life are what
can make you stronger if you let it. But there
has to be a level of trust, and I totally
I cannot take that away from your friend.
Speaker 10 (01:12:22):
I guess I think that for her it was probably
just more of an issue that she was upset that
it came from some girl and like a side folder
online than her finding out from him and just addressing
it that way because she feels stupid.
Speaker 3 (01:12:33):
Now, well, that girl should not have done that should
all these.
Speaker 4 (01:12:38):
Years later that What I don't understand is why, all
these years later is that girl doing this.
Speaker 8 (01:12:42):
Yeah, I couldn't tell you that. I don't know. That's like, hmmm,
what's happening.
Speaker 3 (01:12:50):
Relationships are rough, They're tough, they take time, they take blood,
sweat and tears. We all understand that. But at some
point you just have to have line faith and just
say it's all good. I trust you, trust you, you
trust me, and listen. It is difficult because you don't
want to be played. You don't want you don't want
(01:13:10):
someone to take advantage of you, of you and be
made to feel like a total imbecile. I get that. Hey,
line nine is Lily her husband did this to her.
Let's check in with Lily online. Nine.
Speaker 33 (01:13:20):
Hi, Lily, Hey, how y'all doing this morning?
Speaker 3 (01:13:24):
We're doing well? All right? So what happened?
Speaker 2 (01:13:28):
Okay?
Speaker 33 (01:13:29):
At first I was I had a fiance, and then
I ended up talking to my current husband. I left
my fiance to me with my husband. We got together
in June of ten, married in May of eleven. Everything
was great. You know, everybody has that one person, like
celebrity wise like, oh, if he ever came up to me, baby,
(01:13:51):
I'm sorry, but yeah, yeah, I want to cheat or whatever.
Speaker 30 (01:13:54):
You know.
Speaker 33 (01:13:55):
Well, anytime someone would always say that to him, she
would be like, no, you're the only pression for me.
No one compares to my wife. I thought, oh my god,
I got the perfect husband. Five years later a kid.
You know, we've got a two year old, and.
Speaker 4 (01:14:12):
He was waiting on.
Speaker 33 (01:14:13):
Some email to come through. He always stayed on his phone.
I went through his phone. I was like, I'm going crazy.
Speaker 13 (01:14:19):
He's always on.
Speaker 33 (01:14:20):
His phone, but there's no text messages pulled our phone
wreckers like I felt horrible. He has been emailing different
women three months after we got married.
Speaker 3 (01:14:31):
Oh but you were five years in when you found
the stuff from way back when?
Speaker 11 (01:14:35):
Yeah, well yeah, about four and a half.
Speaker 33 (01:14:37):
It was. I found out like three days after Christmas.
Speaker 3 (01:14:40):
Five year innisary very close to what happened to Gandhi's friend. Okay,
go ahead, so what did you do?
Speaker 33 (01:14:44):
Yes, well, I made him leave, and of course I
spoke to my mother and I was like, look, I
don't want to do this, and she was like, if
you love him, sit down, talk it out and go
from there. And the same day I made him leave,
I let him come home and we had a big,
(01:15:07):
long talk. I mean, I don't think neither one of
us slept for like two days.
Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
Like it was.
Speaker 33 (01:15:12):
I mean, it was rough. And then I ended up
getting pregnant because I was going to leave, and then
I got pregnant with our son, and I stayed. We
had our ups and downs. I had trust issues. I
did stupid stuff. He found out what I had done
and it was just a big, like a big blowout.
And then from that day forward we started over. And
(01:15:36):
now we're on our third kid.
Speaker 1 (01:15:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 33 (01:15:41):
Well, I mean we've been together almost ten years.
Speaker 3 (01:15:43):
Now, I know, and you know you're gonna have ups
and downs. Some of the ups and downs you can
agree on, and some of them you'll never get over.
But how are you today? How are you today?
Speaker 33 (01:15:53):
I'm okay, I'm okay today. I still have my moments
where like I'll see him on his phone and I
want to go through his phone. And at this point,
I'm just like, look, if somebody else wants him, I
need a non refundable deposit because you can't bring him back.
I need some time of deposit because, honey, if you
(01:16:14):
want him that bad, believe me, I don't just take
him off my hands at this point, like I don't.
Speaker 3 (01:16:19):
Get you know what, Lily which say, it sounds like
as funny as it is that you've come to a
comfortable place, you know, and look, you know, it's it's scary.
It's even with the person that you think you know
and you think you can trust, there's still like moments
you're like, oh, I don't know, please don't f me up.
You know. Look, best of luck to you, Lily, and
thank you for sharing your story. It's like that you
(01:16:40):
come to it funny. You come to a place where
your friend may be with her her boyfriend, uh gandhi,
or they're comfortable, but every once in a while something
will sneak in and make you go, oh god.
Speaker 4 (01:16:53):
I just find it very suspect that she came out
of the woodwork.
Speaker 10 (01:16:56):
Now, well, okay, I don't think I was as clear
as I should have been about that. The girl sent
the message a long time ago. It was in a
side folder, so my friend didn't see the message.
Speaker 3 (01:17:06):
Just yesterday, like a year and a half after I saw.
Speaker 8 (01:17:09):
The message yesterday.
Speaker 3 (01:17:10):
Okay, anyway, I don't want to plan any seeds with
anyone in a relationship at all.
Speaker 15 (01:17:18):
No, it's so hard, it is.
Speaker 3 (01:17:22):
But look, like I said, they're difficult, they're not easy.
Speaker 10 (01:17:26):
Mark, You're a much more forgiving person than a lot
of people are. And I mean definitely more than I am.
Speaker 3 (01:17:33):
No, I'm not. No, No, I'm a vicious bitch when
it comes to this, and I was and I had
a right to be, and but we got through it,
you know. And who's to say there's not more on
the way. I don't know day by day.
Speaker 10 (01:17:46):
Yeah, I mean, like I could see I don't know
for sure, But Danielle, you and Sheldon have been married
for how long now?
Speaker 4 (01:17:51):
A long time?
Speaker 8 (01:17:52):
Okay.
Speaker 10 (01:17:53):
If you found out that like year one of you
guys dating he cheated on you, I could still see
her being pretty pissed about that right now.
Speaker 3 (01:17:59):
Of course, if I would be Yeah, and what are
you gonna do? Just storm out without without having a
conversation about it?
Speaker 4 (01:18:05):
No, There'll there'd be a lot of conversations on lots
nothing but conversations.
Speaker 7 (01:18:12):
All right, So remember the best argument is, honey, I
had to do that so that I can understand how
much I.
Speaker 15 (01:18:20):
Loved you for that.
Speaker 3 (01:18:23):
Why are you fronting.
Speaker 1 (01:18:25):
Elvis ter Ran, the haggiest Elvis ter Ran in the
morning show? What now, mister Ran in the morning show?
Speaker 3 (01:18:42):
Uh so, there are a couple of things I want
to get into, you know. Gandhi brought up an interesting
point about women with women friends, girls with girlfriends and
how you said when you meet a girl who said,
I'm sorry, I don't get along with other women, I
just don't, that's a red flag for you.
Speaker 10 (01:19:01):
Absolutely it gives me goose bumps. I think, you know what,
that's probably a you thing, because I think that genuinely
behind every great woman is a pack of other great
women who help uplift you and do good things for you.
My favorite people in the world are my girlfriends. And
I've met a lot of girls along the way who say,
you know, it's really weird that I get along with you,
because I just girls don't like me. And I think
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that that's more of a reflection of you as a
person than everyone else hating you.
Speaker 3 (01:19:27):
I wonder if you know, just in one situation where
maybe there's a lot of bullying by the other girls
in high school and it just was such a deep
cut where they just got to the point where they
were just afraid to trust other women. I don't know,
you know, I don't I don't think. Well, I see
that's kind of how I am because I wasn't bullied
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in high school. But I was never a part of
that jock kind of thing, so the bros and stuff.
So that's why I can't hang out with bros.
Speaker 8 (01:19:55):
Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:19:56):
I'm trying, you know me, I'm just trying to understand
why that's never.
Speaker 10 (01:19:59):
The vibe I get from the women I meet who
say things like that. Typically when I meet those women,
it's I don't like other girls. They're jealous of me,
they want to hold me back. All their boyfriends seem
to like me, and I always just thinkna.
Speaker 3 (01:20:11):
Okay, don't think that's those situations. I totally understand why
you would be a little hesitant to be their friend.
I tell you what, let's I think it'd be awesome
to kind of get into this. It's like, why can't
you be friends with other girls?
Speaker 11 (01:20:23):
Right?
Speaker 3 (01:20:23):
What is it there may be there may be a
great excuse that we can learn from. I don't know. Perhaps,
all right, Hello Nikki, Hi, Hey, Yeah, doing great. I
love that you're calling from Harlem, one of my favorite
neighborhoods in New York City.
Speaker 5 (01:20:35):
Yay, yeah, Kentucky.
Speaker 3 (01:20:39):
I don't blame it. It's so beautiful of there. Do
you ever go to our friend Marcus Samuelson's restaurant?
Speaker 33 (01:20:44):
No, I've never been there.
Speaker 3 (01:20:46):
Get on over. I'll send the address in a second.
Speaker 7 (01:20:47):
All right.
Speaker 3 (01:20:48):
So, so you're saying that you really don't have a
lot of girlfriends or your best friends are all gay guys.
Speaker 5 (01:20:55):
Yes, And it's been that way all my life as
long as I can remember. In high school, the pack
I ran with, it was me and three gay boys
who didn't realize they were gay time, but I knew.
And my roommates now we live in a four bedroom
it's me and three gay men. I just I've never
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felt a closeness to women like I do with my
gay guy friends.
Speaker 3 (01:21:22):
All right, So Gandhi ask her if she if she
fits that profile that you were talking about a second ago.
Speaker 10 (01:21:26):
What do you think it is about other women that
you don't get along with them for like, what is
the reason.
Speaker 5 (01:21:32):
I'm not sure I get along with them. I just
don't feel close to them.
Speaker 22 (01:21:36):
I think that.
Speaker 11 (01:21:39):
I feel like a lot.
Speaker 5 (01:21:39):
Of other women are frivolous and they just kind of
are in competition with each other, and I'm not really
about that.
Speaker 10 (01:21:45):
Okay, Well, see that's where I think there's a problem
because you're generalizing all women.
Speaker 8 (01:21:50):
And all women are not the same.
Speaker 3 (01:21:51):
And Gandhi's man, she wants to be one of your
gay men, want to be one of your friends.
Speaker 8 (01:21:54):
Come on, I would.
Speaker 5 (01:21:56):
Totally be your friend. I've seen your Instagram and I
listen to you and I think you're hilarious. I do
have like three or four girlfriends that I'm really close to,
and they're leftovers from college, and that council.
Speaker 10 (01:22:08):
Three or four that are very close to from college.
That's getting a wrong with women.
Speaker 4 (01:22:11):
And actually I think a smaller circle of friends is
better than a larger So.
Speaker 3 (01:22:16):
Nikki, I think what Gandhi was saying is there's there
are some women that she has met that are like,
oh uh, there's I can't hang out with women because
they're jealous of me. They think I'm after their boyfriends,
and so I don't. I don't think Nikki falls into that.
Speaker 8 (01:22:30):
I don't think so either.
Speaker 5 (01:22:31):
No, I don't feel that way. I just I don't know.
Speaker 12 (01:22:34):
I just I feel like.
Speaker 5 (01:22:36):
Closer to my game. In friends and the girlfriends I
do have, they live far far away, like one's in Austin, Texas,
one is still in Louisville, Kentucky, and I'm in New York,
so I don't get the hangout time with them. And
I think now that I'm older, it's hard to make
new friends.
Speaker 22 (01:22:54):
And I think too, I'm.
Speaker 5 (01:22:56):
Really boisterous and outgoing, and I think that could be
off putting to some women too. I'm very loud, I'm
very funny.
Speaker 3 (01:23:03):
I gotta tell you, as a gay guy, I'm like
so attracted to you right now.
Speaker 22 (01:23:07):
I am like a deacon.
Speaker 5 (01:23:10):
Elvis. I went to see Francisco once on business and
I came back from my little brother said, Damn, I'm
surprised you're not the mayor already.
Speaker 17 (01:23:17):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:23:18):
Nikki. Thanks for sharing your point of view on that.
I appreciate it very much.
Speaker 5 (01:23:21):
Absolutely, you guys have a great day.
Speaker 3 (01:23:23):
Thank you. Ashley. Hello Ashley, Hi, Alvis.
Speaker 11 (01:23:28):
How are you.
Speaker 3 (01:23:28):
We're doing well? Okay, so you don't have a lot
of girlfriends, and why is that?
Speaker 16 (01:23:33):
No?
Speaker 12 (01:23:34):
Growing up, I was always a tom boy basically, And
I don't know, I just I was never a part
of that popular click or whatever. I always see it
that girls can be very catty towards each other, and
that's how I've always kind of grown up around it.
Even I mean I'm thirty and even now, girls are
very women, I should say, are very catty toward towards
(01:23:56):
each other. And I mean, men just tell it straight up.
They just tell it like it is. That's how I am.
I tell it like it is, and some people don't
like it. So it's like, I'm not trying to hurt
your feelings. But at the same time.
Speaker 3 (01:24:10):
Interesting about what you're saying is you sound a lot
like Gandhi. No, no, no, no really, because you do tell
it like it is.
Speaker 8 (01:24:15):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (01:24:16):
You're not a girly girl. And I'm not saying that's
a good or bad thing. You're just I'm not saying
you're a tomboy.
Speaker 8 (01:24:21):
But I grew up a tomboy for sure.
Speaker 10 (01:24:24):
I think though, like you saying that women are caddy
and men just.
Speaker 8 (01:24:28):
Tell it like it is.
Speaker 10 (01:24:29):
I don't agree with that. I think women can be caddy.
I think men can be caddy too. I think I
know a ton of women who tell it like it
is and a ton of men who talk behind.
Speaker 8 (01:24:36):
Each other's back.
Speaker 3 (01:24:37):
So, but if your conditioned like that like Ashley has been,
it's just easier to go through life like you know what.
I'm assuming they're all caddy, So I'm just gonna move on.
Speaker 4 (01:24:45):
So you're just saying, fine, I think you have to
find your person or your people. There are there are
some women you know that are.
Speaker 33 (01:24:51):
Not like that, and those are the time.
Speaker 12 (01:24:53):
Yeah, I definitely have like a you know, I would
say a handful of group of friends actually I can miss.
But I mean I love those girls to death. But
at the same time, it's just hard to find, especially
in Miami, Florida. No offense, but it's very hard to
find girls that are reel down here.
Speaker 3 (01:25:11):
Well, you lived in Miami, Gandhi.
Speaker 8 (01:25:12):
I did, and some of my best friends in the
world come from that area.
Speaker 3 (01:25:15):
So I mean, but is there also a different level
of cattiness in Miami versus other.
Speaker 10 (01:25:19):
Places, different type of girl in South Florida than there
is anywhere else.
Speaker 15 (01:25:23):
Yes, absolutely think she's very guarded with her word.
Speaker 10 (01:25:26):
Yeah, well, I think they don't want to generalize. Everybody
has one thing. Some of my best friends are from Miami.
It's just there are other people down there who might
steal my wallet and my boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (01:25:34):
I don't know, But now you're saying the same thing
that you're hold on. Yeah, what were you saying, Danielle.
Speaker 4 (01:25:40):
I think anybody can say that about any area they
live in. I think every area has those type of
girls in, you know, in some respect.
Speaker 8 (01:25:50):
Different.
Speaker 3 (01:25:50):
Not New York City.
Speaker 4 (01:25:52):
Oh yeah, not in New York City.
Speaker 3 (01:25:54):
Thanks for everybody's on the up and up, Thanks for
listening to us. I don't know. I think it's I
can sort of see how in your younger years you
are sometimes conditioned to feel a certain way and then
you just wrongly. So assume it's that way for the
rest of your life. Sure, you corral people into these
corrals and you don't let them out, and so you
don't give some actually really great people a chance to
(01:26:16):
be your friends.
Speaker 10 (01:26:17):
Right, And that's why I want people to give other
people a chance to be a good friend and open
your mind open like brings out a little bit.
Speaker 8 (01:26:23):
You never know what's out there.
Speaker 10 (01:26:24):
And I think you're really cutting yourself off if you
just generalize one entire sex of people to be bad.
Speaker 3 (01:26:31):
For instance, Danielle, you have girlfriends.
Speaker 4 (01:26:33):
Yeah, I have like five or six that are really
close to.
Speaker 3 (01:26:36):
I love how we all say that that five or
six things, right, it's a handful. But I still think
even if you say I can't get close to women,
and then you say I have a handful of friends,
then you can get close to women.
Speaker 4 (01:26:48):
You have, course, you.
Speaker 3 (01:26:49):
Got your girls.
Speaker 4 (01:26:50):
The way I look at it is, I you know,
you weed out the one the bad eggs, the bad
you know what I mean, Like the ones who are caddy,
the ones that gossip all the time and talk about
other people. I don't want that in my life. I
don't want that drama. So those are the people that
I tend to keep at arm's length. And the other
people that I know are not like that I embrace
and bring in. You know.
Speaker 8 (01:27:08):
That's the way it is.
Speaker 10 (01:27:10):
We've all met these girls that I'm talking about, right, Yes,
Like I know that we have. And I know it's
a red flag because I see, like when you if
you meet it, for like, I don't know if you
guys scary and Nate up when you start dating, if
you've met these girls who are like, no, I just
don't get along with other girls, and then something comes
up and you're like, mm hm, I see this right,
I see why?
Speaker 3 (01:27:28):
Reason Yeah, okay, I no, I totally agree with that. Hi, Caitlin,
something interesting, Kaitlyn wants to say. Then we got to
move on. What's up, Kaitlyn?
Speaker 17 (01:27:35):
So, I went to Catholic school for nine years and
for some reason, like being with the same like thirty
forty kids for nine years, it's like awful, Like it
was a very small school, and because I was a
little different. I like to read, I liked a different
kind of music, like I got bullied a lot. And
also like my high school and like the beginning of college,
(01:27:57):
like I was so afraid to like become friends with
girls because of how they treated me in Catholic school.
But now that I'm older, I feel like I'm like
almost thirty, and I have like a group of girlfriends
who It's kind of funny because I always say, like
I instinctually like surround myself with like a lot like
(01:28:18):
hot headed girls, like stronger girls, so they can like
defend me if I if I ever like go out
and I encounter those kind of girls, but like, I
just feel like you have to, you know, open yourself
up and because girlfriends are really important and I found
that out and I kind of missed out on it
girl a long time because of how I was treated.
Speaker 3 (01:28:41):
And there you go, and you're speaking exactly sort of
what Gandhi is saying.
Speaker 17 (01:28:44):
Yeah, yeah, so I totally agree with with Gandhi.
Speaker 13 (01:28:47):
Like I just I feel like you have to kind of,
you know, just be yourself and if people can't accept
you for who you are, then just you know, it's awesome.
Speaker 16 (01:28:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:28:58):
Yeah, but you know, I'm still hearing what Gandhi is saying.
You're saying the girls that were boiling you in school,
that's the same profile of women, girls who just don't
like other girls, right, That's it's exactly right, because they
don't like themselves, and it's that that's that's sir, Caitlin,
thanks for listening to us. Interesting.
Speaker 10 (01:29:14):
Your interactions with other people, I think is always a
direct reflection of yourself and how much you like yourself
and know yourself. So I think when people just immediately
start from a place of I don't like this, that's
something with you.
Speaker 3 (01:29:27):
I will tell you, and I've said this a couple
of times over the years, is you can actually you
can actually pinpoint something about yourself that's a quirk or
something that makes you scared that other people maybe are like,
why are you scared of that? You can actually go
back to your childhood and you can figure out what
it was. You can pinpoint exactly what it was that
happened to you that has made you hold on to
(01:29:49):
that your entire life, right, And when you can recognize
it and actually sometimes say it out loud, you can
actually tackle it and you can beat it. So for me,
you know, for kids who were just you know, I
was a loner because I just didn't fit in. So
I still live in a world now where I just
go to a party and I don't fit in and
people are like, oh, you're Alvis Durman, You're the MoMA.
Well no, I'm still a scared little kid. But ever
(01:30:12):
since I've started thinking about how I was like that
as a kid, I can start to fix that now
and I can open up and be friends with other people.
So it's the same as if, like Danielle, if you
grew up not liking other women, girls, because you can
figure that out, you can pinpoint it to now and
fix it.
Speaker 4 (01:30:27):
I think it's the same thing with bullying. I think
it's a lot of being scared of different things, being different.
Like if you see somebody that's different than you, you
tend to make fun of them. You know a lot
of people will because they're scared of the difference or
learning something, or you know, being uncomfortable. And I think
a lot of people have to just be more accepting
of each other with lots of things.
Speaker 3 (01:30:48):
How did you gandhi? How did you become just this
all loving, all serving you like yourself and you really
don't have any problems. You can hang with the guys,
you can hang with the girl. You don't seem to
have any issues there.
Speaker 10 (01:31:02):
Well, that's very nice of you to think that. Of
course I have issues. I think everybody does. I also
think growing up in the different places where I did,
and being the race I am, I never fit in anywhere,
so I just never felt super comfortable and be never
being comfortable I think just kind of thickens your skin
and you realize, like, this is me, this is who
I am. I'm never going to change things. I'm very
(01:31:22):
happy with it and hopefully other people are happy with
it too, and if they're not.
Speaker 4 (01:31:26):
What do I care?
Speaker 3 (01:31:28):
And you have a lot of gay friends. Yeah, yeah,
I'm one of them. Yeah, you are best. It's another one,
that's right, Love, Nates, Crowd and Gate.
Speaker 1 (01:31:39):
Need fifteen more minutes of Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (01:31:42):
Good God, how do we cram all these people.
Speaker 1 (01:31:44):
In one room? The fifteen minute Morning Show podcast and
extra fifteen minutes of Elvis Listen on the iHeartRadio app
or wherever you get your podcasts. Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
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Speaker 3 (01:32:52):
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Speaker 23 (01:32:54):
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Speaker 3 (01:33:00):
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North Kendle Drive from time to time. Hey, listen, I
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Speaker 23 (01:33:09):
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Speaker 4 (01:33:14):
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Speaker 3 (01:33:15):
Here we have one of those in here. So have
you already done this or you're in the process or
thinking about doing it with someone?
Speaker 18 (01:33:20):
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Speaker 2 (01:33:21):
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Speaker 23 (01:33:21):
I did it, And it actually was so mortifying because
we were sitting at dinner and he was eating. He
was across from me and he was eating something crunchy.
But you can hear him inhales, like while he is chewing, inhaling.
Speaker 10 (01:33:38):
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Speaker 23 (01:33:39):
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Speaker 3 (01:33:44):
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Speaker 18 (01:33:49):
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Speaker 23 (01:33:49):
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he was like he would just keep going like nothing him.
Speaker 3 (01:33:55):
So do you think other than that he was a
great guy or it was like that was the final straw.
Speaker 2 (01:34:01):
Just like a lot of stuff like that, because you
would slurp.
Speaker 26 (01:34:04):
Also, and he would.
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to date, you know, all right, I'm with you to
a thank you so much for holding I hope you
have a pleasant ride on the North Kendle. Do you
think have a good one you too? Bye bye?
Speaker 10 (01:34:19):
Something you should tell the person very clearly, like this
really upset me, so that maybe they can fix it
for the future, or you just ignore it.
Speaker 3 (01:34:24):
Can you jokingly sarcatically going, hey, dude, close your mouth
when you're yeah, I don't want to see what you're digesting.
Mine was. I went on a second date with this guy,
really really really sweetheart, nice, very good looking. He wore
hard souled shoes with white sweat socks, oh and.
Speaker 8 (01:34:43):
Jeans, and that just put you over the edge.
Speaker 3 (01:34:45):
Yeah, he went and crossed his legs, and I'm like.
Speaker 4 (01:34:49):
But what if that was your soulmate?
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I mean, I know I was, but if does matter,
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I'm leaving you because you ate ice cream out of
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Speaker 8 (01:35:07):
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Speaker 4 (01:35:08):
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Speaker 3 (01:35:09):
Yeah, I know, something so silky? Good morning? Is this Chino?
Speaker 16 (01:35:13):
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Speaker 19 (01:35:14):
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you because why.
Speaker 36 (01:35:21):
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Speaker 1 (01:35:25):
No?
Speaker 4 (01:35:26):
Is that like a fetish?
Speaker 26 (01:35:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 36 (01:35:28):
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they decided to have to take a poop and it
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Speaker 3 (01:35:50):
You know, if you wait till after she poops, then
you go in there there her charticles are still in
the air.
Speaker 17 (01:35:56):
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reason and break up?
Speaker 10 (01:36:01):
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Speaker 3 (01:36:06):
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hold on, I have We have some interns here, Joe
and Hannah. Hello Hannah, we call her bangs. All right.
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Speaker 35 (01:36:19):
Because Yeah, so I was dating this really hot guy
for like four months. He just posted so many pictures
of cats on Instagram and it was really upsetting.
Speaker 3 (01:36:30):
But at the end of the day, cats are nice.
They're nice furry pets.
Speaker 8 (01:36:34):
It's a lot of cats.
Speaker 26 (01:36:35):
It was a lot of cats.
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So, okay, you flicked that fleagadbyes. Yep, all right, thank you.
In turn, Hannah, intern Hoe come here. Hashtag I'm leaving
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Speaker 29 (01:36:46):
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Speaker 3 (01:36:50):
What trong was using punctuation? It takes me.
Speaker 7 (01:36:54):
It's too serious.
Speaker 29 (01:36:54):
It's too intense. Like when I end a text, I
usually ended with like an l O, l A haaha
and l m a oh, but no punktuuation because I
don't want to like, I'm not writing an email, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (01:37:03):
Okay, So that was just too too formal.
Speaker 29 (01:37:07):
It felt like I was in a job interview and
not talking to somebody. I'm like friendly with Did you
tell them that was the reason.
Speaker 3 (01:37:14):
No, no, now, because you would appear shallow. Yeah, I
can't appear shallow. No, you can't. Period. I'm a deep guy.
Speaker 30 (01:37:22):
I know.
Speaker 3 (01:37:22):
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Speaker 17 (01:37:36):
Already inviting me to move into your mother's house.
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Speaker 6 (01:37:58):
I'm good.
Speaker 16 (01:37:58):
How are yelling?
Speaker 3 (01:37:59):
I want to hear hashtag I'm leaving you because.
Speaker 6 (01:38:03):
After you kissed me, he said, m that was starting
to taste pretty good.
Speaker 3 (01:38:09):
Wait, hold on, I think it's kind of nice.
Speaker 6 (01:38:14):
They think it, but don't say it.
Speaker 8 (01:38:16):
I'm all right, so it's gone.
Speaker 3 (01:38:21):
That's over, right.
Speaker 6 (01:38:22):
Yeah, that didn't last long. He was a nice guy,
but I just like that. That just ended it.
Speaker 3 (01:38:27):
I was just getting ready to eat you on goodbye.
We don't need Amy thank you.
Speaker 10 (01:38:31):
I broke someone one time because every time we were
in the car and a slow R and B song
would come on, he would turn it down and sing
at the top of his lungs, like real sing.
Speaker 8 (01:38:41):
But try to look me in the eye.
Speaker 3 (01:38:42):
He thought he was.
Speaker 8 (01:38:44):
While he was driving. All I wanted to do was
tuck and roll like this is god awful.
Speaker 27 (01:38:48):
Okay, stop, you remember mine because you wouldn't go bowling
with me because you were afraid you were going to
chip your clear nail polish he.
Speaker 3 (01:39:00):
Expired. Yeah, scary. This is for a friend of mine.
Speaker 21 (01:39:03):
Hashtag I'm leaving you because all you do is post
boomerangs and treadmill selfies.
Speaker 3 (01:39:14):
Jerry, Jerry, you know I had dinner on Staten Island.
Have you been to Sophia's a takeria over on Bay
Street yet it's so good?
Speaker 18 (01:39:21):
Yes?
Speaker 13 (01:39:22):
Oh my god.
Speaker 18 (01:39:23):
First, before I say.
Speaker 3 (01:39:24):
Old, are you calling from underwater? Your phone messed up?
Speaker 32 (01:39:27):
Okay, go ahead, this is I just wanted to think.
Speaker 18 (01:39:31):
I'm such a huge fan. I love you guys. I've
been listening to you guys for years. It's my first
time actually getting through.
Speaker 16 (01:39:37):
I love you.
Speaker 33 (01:39:38):
Guys, well, love you.
Speaker 3 (01:39:39):
Jerry. You know what never too late to get through,
all right, So hashtag I'm leaving you because.
Speaker 18 (01:39:45):
Her snoring will scare me from my sleep, Like she
woke me up.
Speaker 3 (01:39:49):
I mean, like what kind of can you describe? What
kind of snoring it was? It was so scary, it was.
Speaker 18 (01:39:55):
It was kind of see because it was like, I'm
not drinking, went back, you know, back home, and one night,
you know, it was just like thing crazy happened. Of course,
just like you know, she was she was really nice,
but it's like she was choking in her sleep and
I was just like, oh my god, Like I woke
up scared, like, oh, are you okay. She's like, uh, yeah,
I'm sleeping.
Speaker 3 (01:40:12):
You know what, she should report her sleep at yes,
she should. Yeah, you know what it was?
Speaker 18 (01:40:16):
It was it was so oh my god, if you
hear this, noy It was like, I mean, I feel bad.
Speaker 3 (01:40:22):
Let me hear it, Let me hear it. Give me
what did it sound like?
Speaker 33 (01:40:25):
It was more like a.
Speaker 8 (01:40:29):
Pig possession.
Speaker 3 (01:40:30):
I don't need possession.
Speaker 4 (01:40:32):
My husband hasn't left me because I like swallowed the
room like in the middle of the night with you
do you'll hear this. You'll hear this, know, Yeah, I'm
so bad.
Speaker 10 (01:40:44):
I did the same thing.
Speaker 3 (01:40:45):
Here's the same Jerry.
Speaker 18 (01:40:46):
It's a hard more one more thing too, because then
her thing was also like the very first date we
went on, she kind of burnt in my mouth.
Speaker 3 (01:40:59):
Yeah. Think we have a winner here, Jerry, Thank you
very much. Oh my god, God, don't you don't want
to be sleeping with someone who sounds like they're on
their last breath?
Speaker 8 (01:41:08):
That's me.
Speaker 3 (01:41:08):
It's a turn off unless you're into that. Well, finally
we talked to Amber. Hey, Amber, Hey, where are you
calling from.
Speaker 14 (01:41:15):
I'm from Kansas.
Speaker 3 (01:41:17):
Oh, what town do you live in?
Speaker 14 (01:41:20):
Hayes, the very tiny town and very western part of Kansas.
Speaker 3 (01:41:25):
You know what, you know what, I live in the
biggest city in America. I would trade everything to be
living in your town right now. Wouldn't be greatly. I'll
trade you. You can have it.
Speaker 14 (01:41:34):
That's awesome.
Speaker 3 (01:41:35):
Sounds like you'reine. It's mine. But you know so, Amber
a hashtag I'm leaving you because I left my.
Speaker 14 (01:41:44):
Ex because he thought my best girlfriend was a guy
due to her profile picture on Facebook.
Speaker 3 (01:41:51):
Oh so it was a little confusing.
Speaker 11 (01:41:55):
I know.
Speaker 14 (01:41:56):
She was just very She's a very beautiful girl, and
the fact that she had a profile picture with her boyfriend.
He automatically assumed that it was him and not her.
Speaker 3 (01:42:07):
And yet, you know, people should ask questions before they
start accusing.
Speaker 16 (01:42:14):
You know what I'm saying, you would think so.
Speaker 14 (01:42:16):
Yeah, so I ended it right then and there.
Speaker 3 (01:42:18):
You know what someone would say, Oh, well, really you
could look past that. No, if I if I have
a problem with you, if I have a problem there, sweetie,
I got a head out. Good going. Hey, thank you
for listening to us. Have a great day.
Speaker 14 (01:42:30):
Ok, thanks you too.
Speaker 3 (01:42:32):
Take care.
Speaker 8 (01:42:33):
Wow, these are all making me very happy. These reasons
she poops all I shower was just too much.
Speaker 4 (01:42:40):
Imagine your showering GOLs on your I am not kidding.
Speaker 8 (01:42:43):
I would call the cops on that person.
Speaker 3 (01:42:45):
You do not poop anywhere near me. Alex likes to
poop the door, open, shut the door, smell that. Hey,
I'm sharing.
Speaker 13 (01:42:54):
Hey, what's up.
Speaker 3 (01:42:59):
In the morning?
Speaker 1 (01:43:08):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (01:43:12):
Uh so, my assistant Andrew posted something yesterday and it
has us all scratching our heads.
Speaker 10 (01:43:19):
Yes, Andrew and I are on one team, and I
think everyone else is on another team.
Speaker 3 (01:43:22):
Andrew, where are you anyway? He posted he posted a
very interesting, interesting post about the flavor a flavor. Yes,
and you said specifically, birthday cake is not a flavor.
Birthday cake is not a flavor. I second that now. See,
I know Froggy loves birthday cake, right, the flavor birthday cake?
Love it? Do you consider it a flavor, Froggy?
Speaker 7 (01:43:46):
It's a flavor because when you go somewhere and they
have all the other flavors listed, one of the flavors
is birthday cake.
Speaker 3 (01:43:52):
And they made it a flavor. Someone somewhere made it
a flavor.
Speaker 7 (01:43:57):
It's the veguest flavor you could ever.
Speaker 15 (01:43:59):
Ask, right, like naming a flavor?
Speaker 8 (01:44:00):
Yum, yes, what is that?
Speaker 7 (01:44:02):
Because it tastes like what it says. It tastes like
a birthday cake.
Speaker 4 (01:44:06):
I'm kind of with them because there's different tastes for
different birthday cakes. Now, all birthday cakes taste the same.
Speaker 3 (01:44:11):
Right, Well, what if you want a German chocolate birthday exactly?
I do believe this came for original I may be wrong.
I think it started as a flavor called cake batter, yes, right,
which is still as my body can be.
Speaker 20 (01:44:26):
Yeah, I mean the cake batter sounds better to me,
at least I can visualize, Oh, that's cake batter. Birthday
cake is like, well, is it an ice cream birthday cake?
Are there sprinkles?
Speaker 3 (01:44:35):
And said birthday cake? Is there chocolate in the birthday cake?
Speaker 8 (01:44:39):
Too many carrot cake?
Speaker 3 (01:44:41):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (01:44:41):
Yeah, there's so many cakes.
Speaker 4 (01:44:42):
What if I want cheesecake for birtha?
Speaker 3 (01:44:44):
Oh my god, Oh, don't worry.
Speaker 20 (01:44:46):
Froggy says, it's a flavor because it's vague birthday.
Speaker 3 (01:44:50):
Happy, vague birthday. Exactly. It's the same thing we get.
We asked Daniel, how old are you this year? He
gives it this number. Its vague, vague birthday. It's a
vague birth Well.
Speaker 16 (01:44:58):
I know.
Speaker 3 (01:44:58):
But if you've had anything in the flavor of birthday
cake or cake batter, you can imagine that tastes right now,
can't you? Right, you can taste it. It has it's
kind of like melted butter, right, a little bit, a
little butter.
Speaker 4 (01:45:13):
It's confetti in there, a little bit there could be Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:45:15):
Absolutely, it's a sweet butter flavor.
Speaker 4 (01:45:18):
But you're smells like the candle, the Yankee candle, you
know that butter cookie Yankee candle.
Speaker 1 (01:45:23):
That's what. Yeah.
Speaker 10 (01:45:24):
I just feel like they're making a lot of assumptions
about what I do on my birthday have no idea.
Speaker 3 (01:45:28):
Who are you to tell me that my birthday cake
will taste like sweet butter exact exactly? How dare you?
Speaker 17 (01:45:37):
So?
Speaker 3 (01:45:37):
Now, as you know, my assistant Andrew, along with Scottie
b they have a podcast out called Cereal Killers, which
is all about tasting cereals because if you go to
the grocery store, cereals take up more real estates than
almost anything else in the groceries. So there's a whole
bunch of podcasts coming out. Yep. So now there's a
new flavor called fruit Loops birthday cake. How rude? Yeah?
(01:45:59):
Have you tasted?
Speaker 16 (01:46:00):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:46:00):
Not yet. I wonder what it tastes like?
Speaker 4 (01:46:04):
Something vanilla frosted cake with confetti. That's what it tastes like.
Speaker 8 (01:46:07):
That's what it should be called.
Speaker 4 (01:46:08):
Then, no, I haven't had it, but I guarantee that's
what it tastes like.
Speaker 8 (01:46:12):
It should be called that.
Speaker 3 (01:46:13):
So we wanted we want to abolish the flavor birthday cake.
Speaker 20 (01:46:17):
I'm in let's go back to cake batter. Cake batter
makes sense, and then you could say cake batter with sprinkles,
cake batter with chocolate, cake better with red belt and
my cake batter is still it's still vague.
Speaker 3 (01:46:28):
Yeah, vague.
Speaker 10 (01:46:28):
I think it needs to be a specific cake like
fun fetti fruit loops.
Speaker 8 (01:46:32):
Then that's fine. I know what I'm getting, Like you
know what.
Speaker 4 (01:46:37):
Colored Dingies's birthday cake.
Speaker 3 (01:46:40):
Fun Fetti I do believe comes from the one of
the places that comes from the like the Duncan Hines
mixed cake. We'll take it.
Speaker 10 (01:46:50):
That's a specific flavor fun fetti. It's not made up
like birthday cake.
Speaker 8 (01:46:54):
Thank you, I got you.
Speaker 7 (01:46:56):
And we've gone on.
Speaker 10 (01:46:58):
Well, it's just it's causing me so much range because
people are trying to debate like, no, this is actually
a flavor.
Speaker 8 (01:47:03):
No it's not. It's like saying, y, you can't do that.
Speaker 3 (01:47:06):
So what other examples of vagueness do we have?
Speaker 21 (01:47:08):
A scary by that logic, you're telling me cookie dough
is not a flavor, but it is because I can
anticipate my senses are tasting it right now.
Speaker 28 (01:47:17):
I know the same thing with cake bat.
Speaker 3 (01:47:18):
Something tells me cookie dough usually goes toward the chocolate.
Speaker 8 (01:47:20):
Chip, and they typically say chocolate chip cookie dough.
Speaker 3 (01:47:24):
I see where it coming from there. What's this just
in straight innatee.
Speaker 9 (01:47:28):
Okay, I've been doing some research on birthday cake flavor.
Speaker 3 (01:47:32):
By the way, this is what we do for a
we get paid.
Speaker 9 (01:47:36):
Seriously, I could have been a doctor. They have birthday
cake flavored red vines. How is that even possible? It's
a red red vine. Those licorice, How do you even
have a.
Speaker 3 (01:47:46):
Black licorice birthday cake. I don't even like licorice flavor taste.
It tastes like that herb spice. It's called anus.
Speaker 4 (01:47:56):
But the black licorice, not the red liquorice.
Speaker 3 (01:47:59):
It's anus. What happened? I'm not eating I'm not eating
any as I like. Well, that's that's the anus liquorice.
You don't need a string of anus. What a niece?
A niece? Anus and annis?
Speaker 4 (01:48:15):
Whatever?
Speaker 3 (01:48:17):
It's like rosemary or rosemary. Oh, there goes Elvis.
Speaker 1 (01:48:22):
El Vista ran in the morning show.
Speaker 3 (01:48:28):
All right, shows done, let's get out of here until
next time. Say peace out, everybody, piece out, everybody.
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