FULL SHOW: The Day We End "Marry Me Chicken"

We want to end "marry me" chicken, the viral recipe that will "lock down" a suitor... speaking of chicken, Danielle's chicken sings all the hits, too! AND-- we're starting an OnlyFans page?! 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What are you doing every morning?

Speaker 2 (00:05):
You guys are so different.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
You don't become a hero by being normal. You know
what we're talking earlier about going on to like say
Yelp or wherever to great a restaurant or something. You
know how it is a lot of restaurants get pissed off,
and I don't blame them. People only go to Yelp

(00:30):
or Google reviews whatever just to complain. You rarely see
someone go on and giving five stars, going yes, fantastic.
You know they're not doing that Dale Carnegie thing where
you catch someone doing something right. And you should when
you can. I mean with for every one star or
two star you give any business, you should be you
should be willing to give a five star for the

(00:51):
ones that make you happy. Is that a good deal?
Can you feel?

Speaker 4 (00:55):
And you?

Speaker 5 (00:55):
People just don't have that same thing inside them when
they're happy to go spread it as much as when
you're angry about something and you're like, oh this is happening,
I'm gonna be mad.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
But you know everyone's play. You'll go to a restaurant,
you'll experience something and they'll ask you, hey, would you
mind would you mind going on and just like giving
us a good review if you liked what you had,
and so don't I don't mind them asking for that,
because it's kind of the way of the world, is
it not.

Speaker 6 (01:18):
I love it.

Speaker 7 (01:18):
We did this at Northstomb rac or one of those places.
The guy who runs the dressing room, he's always looking
for you to like give him a good review because
then I think they get like little perks here and there.
So he's the nicest guy. So every time I see him,
I'm like, I'm gonna go give you a review. He
gets so excited because then when you come back, he's like,
guess what I did it.

Speaker 8 (01:38):
I got enough good reviews and I did really well.

Speaker 7 (01:41):
He gets so excited. It's the best thing ever to
make someone feel good like that.

Speaker 8 (01:44):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Well, I know, but if he had been awful at
his job, you wouldn't have done it. You're not exactly
So he deserved it. He deserved it. But what about Look,
you know, we all get reviewed in one way or
another doing different things in business, and whatever, you get
all these five or four star reviews, you love it,
love it, love it, love it, and then you get
that one one star.

Speaker 6 (02:03):
You're like, yes, and we obsessed about that one star.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
It's yeah, just one one star review.

Speaker 6 (02:10):
Yeah, I'm still guilty of it.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Are you really talking about it?

Speaker 9 (02:13):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (02:13):
Yeah, No, I mean so if we if I post
something on let's say Instagram, and there are five hundred
very nice, supportive, loving comments, I'm like, oh, thank you,
I'll give it a little heart, right, thanks. If there's
one comment of somebody saying something really crappy, that one
will stick with me. And I don't know why, because
it's so stupid. There are so many more that outweigh it.

(02:35):
Why am I focused on this one little turd who
obviously wants you to be bothered by it? Which is
also why I've turned my page into a dictatorship not
a democracy exactly.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
And I ever since you introduced that concept to us,
I've been following along as well. Yeah, but here's the thing,
that one star person. You're probably never ever going to
win them over ever, right, so you must just flick
them like a flea off your hand.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
Yes.

Speaker 7 (03:01):
I always try to think of it like this, like
something's really wrong in their world, and instead of trying
to get angry at them, I try to kind of
feel bad for them in the way because nobody would
treat another person that way or say something like that
unless there was something inside them.

Speaker 8 (03:16):
I think that wasn't right. There's something they're going.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
Yeah, but Danielle, it's not always them having issues. It's
also they just don't like you. They don't like they
don't like the they don't like the product that you're giving.
They don't like it. It's not for them.

Speaker 7 (03:31):
I still don't think people will say something that mean
if there wasn't something wrong or going on or something something.

Speaker 8 (03:38):
There's a challenge of some kind turdy they have like third.

Speaker 5 (03:41):
DNA, and they are very very apt to go and
say something when they're behind a keyboard that they would
say to your face and specifically with us in this business.
It could just be that someone just doesn't like you
and that's it. They might be a totally fun exactly,
but they don't like you.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
You guys, you're missing something. You guys are missing something.
You're missing something. That's the whole point of having reviews. Look,
if you can give me a one star review, but
be nice about it, that's totally different than being just
a big jackass about it. Right instruct if they came on,
if they came on and said, hey, your show. You know,
I don't like you know, the raunchy talk. It sounds

(04:16):
like you guys are having fun. It's just not for me.
And they give us one star. Okay, But if they
come on and start like doing what Danielle is saying,
like being a jerk about it and make trying to
insult you, that's a whole other thing.

Speaker 8 (04:28):
Don't do that.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
Just be nice, right, be nice and give us one.

Speaker 6 (04:31):
Star, give us a five, give us a five.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
Totally fine, totally fine. Hey, another question, do any of
you have a cake in the house right now?

Speaker 6 (04:41):
I wish it wouldn't last long?

Speaker 8 (04:43):
No, no, really no I don't.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
Why do most of us only have a cake in
order to celebrate something? There's never like a cake in
the house.

Speaker 5 (04:51):
Is because, I think, because it's so decadent and luxurious
and just not something. I mean, And they never really
come and like an individual like a cupcake store, the.

Speaker 10 (05:02):
Whole cake, nothing but cakes. Now they have little like
individual buttlets, buns.

Speaker 11 (05:08):
Bunlets, or even they have small bunginies.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
Now yes, my god, wait it's called nothing but buns.
Is this a store?

Speaker 11 (05:16):
Nothing cakes?

Speaker 3 (05:18):
Nothing bunt cakes?

Speaker 7 (05:19):
And let me tell you the cream, cheese frosting is
the Oh my gosh, it's ridiculous thing I've ever tasted.

Speaker 8 (05:24):
In my life.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
Wait, hold on nothing, bunty food, Hold on nothing, bunt cakes.

Speaker 11 (05:28):
I gotta find nothing but cakes. And they come in
three sizes. There's a big size. You can get a
double decker if you would like for a big god,
that's a lot of bundy.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
Can get a.

Speaker 11 (05:38):
Buntlet, which is a single person, or you can get
a buntini, which is a really small.

Speaker 8 (05:42):
Cakes which are so delicious.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
You are by the way, guys, guys, keep in mind,
no one's paying for this. We're saying it because obviously
they love nothing bunt cakes? All right, but why do
we need a special occasion to buy a cake? That's
my point. I mean, once you realize make is celebratory
food is.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (06:02):
My thing is I live by myself. If I brought
a cake home that is just gluttonous.

Speaker 6 (06:08):
I'll eat it.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
Yeah. Maybe those buntinis is what you Hey, Nate, what
you got? Oh okay, well hang on, it's just a
live show with time ticking.

Speaker 10 (06:19):
Wait, do you have a cake in your house?

Speaker 3 (06:22):
I don't, but I'm feeling I wish I had a
cake in my house. But you know what, if you're
alone in the house a lot, maybe having a cake
in the house is very dangerous because the cake will
leave the house in the form of eating it.

Speaker 5 (06:32):
And there's nothing worse than trying to get a piece
of cake in the middle of the night that has
one of those like plastic covers, and it is the
loudest thing that has ever existed in the middle of
the night, while you're trying to get it.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
The whole world. Here's you digging into the cake. Now, Nate,
what do you have? I can't hear Nate? Can you
turn his mike on? Oh my god, I need to
be a review for her mailman? Oh you did. Let's
go talk to Sarah. Let's see how that worked. Hello Sarah, Hi,
who are you? I'm great?

Speaker 12 (07:00):
So?

Speaker 3 (07:00):
Where okay? Where did you leave? Where? Where does one
leave a review for their delivery person carrier?

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Well?

Speaker 13 (07:08):
So, my mailman his name is Brian. He's awesome.

Speaker 12 (07:11):
He literally comes to my house like almost every day
to pick up packages for my small business.

Speaker 13 (07:17):
And for Christmas time I.

Speaker 12 (07:19):
Left to give him a you know, a gift card, and.

Speaker 13 (07:23):
He refused to take it. From me. He's like, you
have a small family. He sees my kids in the window.

Speaker 12 (07:29):
He's like, I can't accept it from you, like please
just happy holidays.

Speaker 13 (07:33):
So I was so like shocked by in a mate,
by his how he was talking to me. I went
right onto the.

Speaker 12 (07:40):
UPS the USPS website and I did like a contact
US thing, and I first off, it only allows.

Speaker 13 (07:48):
You to do a negative thing. But I finally got
it through and they sent a message saying thank.

Speaker 12 (07:54):
You so much for my mailman, and it actually did
get back to him.

Speaker 13 (07:58):
Well away back to my door one day, thank.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
You, Sarah. Wait, hold on, they only give you an
option to complain on the USPS website.

Speaker 12 (08:07):
There was no way to send a message saying how
thankful you are for your maw man.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
I don't think that's not good.

Speaker 12 (08:17):
Yeah, but if you get back to him, and the
postmaster message me and they said, thank you so much,
We're going to make sure we get that.

Speaker 14 (08:24):
Message to him.

Speaker 13 (08:25):
I don't know if you got anything out of it,
but he did. Uh, he did get it because he
did knock on my door to say thank you.

Speaker 8 (08:33):
That's good.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
Okay, well that's good. Well look, yeah, that's weird. I mean,
they should give you an option to say, yes, great
carrier here, I love Bryan. All right. Well, look, so
I guess in this day and age, you should be
able to leave a review about anything anywhere. You know,
let's Google has a lot of review space, and of
course Yelp as well. And then you see that, you know, Sarah,

(08:56):
Sometimes you see Yelp reviews for a restaurant, you kind
of wonder if they're padded or they real you know,
I don't know, we'll see.

Speaker 13 (09:04):
I mean, I have a small business, so word of mouth.

Speaker 12 (09:06):
So when people say good things about me, like, I'm
super thankful, so like I felt like it was the only,
like the best way to do it, especially when he's
the one picking up packages from me.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
There you go, Sarah, thank you very much. What's up? Gandhi?

Speaker 6 (09:19):
So reviewing everything.

Speaker 5 (09:20):
I don't know if you guys watched Black Mirror, but
there's an episode called nose Dive.

Speaker 6 (09:24):
Where you can basically review people as soon as you
need them.

Speaker 5 (09:27):
So somebody bumps into you on the street two stars,
I hate you, uh huh, And that becomes your social
currency of what your life is going to be like
based on how everybody else reviews you and that thought
is terrifying, and I feel like we're very close to
Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
I hope we're not that close to it. I have
no star because you know, when you have a bunch
of weirdose weirdo misfits out there rating people for all
the wrong reasons, and that's that's controlling you and your destiny. No,
thank you. I think we're all smart enough to see
through review through reviews, aren't you. I mean, do you
when you go to Amazon? Do you automatically always go

(10:02):
to the top reviewed thing and say this is the
one I'm ordering it and just move on.

Speaker 6 (10:05):
I actually do that a lot.

Speaker 5 (10:07):
I do look at the reviews of and I look
at when people post pictures of what something actually looked
like in their body.

Speaker 6 (10:12):
I like to look at that too. I don't really trust.

Speaker 7 (10:14):
It though sometimes I sometimes I really think that it's
not They're not real, Like I'm is.

Speaker 8 (10:20):
This a friend of theirs putting up this review?

Speaker 3 (10:22):
Is this like it's research? You know, you can't take
it all literally. You have to take it, well, this
is one review, It's not all reviews. So I don't know.

Speaker 15 (10:36):
Elvis d Ran in the Morning Show, Elvis Duran in
the Morning show.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
We've done it. We've fallen down the Amazon rabbit hole. Here,
hold on, here's the thing we were just talking. I
was talking to Nate yesterday about chopp salads, right, who
doesn't love a good chop soud.

Speaker 6 (11:05):
They're the best. The best of the salads is just.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
If you just put your cutting board out and a knife,
you can chop. But they have those Metsa Luna knives,
you know, with the handles on it. It's like a
quarter moon.

Speaker 8 (11:17):
Oh yeah, it's easier.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
So we went online. I'm like, oh my god, you
can get the Metsa Luna knife with the matching ball,
so if it's right into the like the ball. So
I ordered one of those, and then I'm like, wait,
I want to go make a protein shake. But every
time I put peanut butter in there, it kind of

(11:40):
gets globby and sticks to the sides. Then Nate says, well,
there's there's that powder. It's peanut butter powder with extra
protein pebe fit.

Speaker 8 (11:48):
Yeah, oh my god.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
The thing has forty million likes, and I went, okay,
I'll buy that. And so while you guys were listening
to a song and some commercials, we were all frantically
trying to beat each other to the punch on all
these items because like that Metsaluna bowl only have four left.
I'm like, oh my god, I got to do right. No, really,
we had to raise each other to see who could
get the kids.

Speaker 10 (12:10):
You can't even find it.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
I'm so annoyed I found it. I have a question,
is there really four left?

Speaker 9 (12:16):
No?

Speaker 3 (12:17):
No, do that because I need to believe. I need
to believe. It's like when it just scary. Does those
commercials for the first fifteen collars you get a free Really,
it's gotta be more than four.

Speaker 10 (12:30):
It makes me.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
It's a call to action to make you act quicker.
Because and I did it creates I had to get.
I'm going to order two so I can just give
you one.

Speaker 6 (12:39):
No, what this thing chopper and bowl?

Speaker 3 (12:43):
Yeah, it's called Mason and something.

Speaker 8 (12:45):
Coal and Mason.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
Yeah, Coal and Mason. It's an acossia wood bowl with
the Metsaluna knife for.

Speaker 7 (12:52):
You go, Oh, hold on mine says only nineteen in
stock order soon.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
Well, okay, I was exaggerating for the show's key Dane.

Speaker 8 (13:01):
Oh I see it.

Speaker 10 (13:03):
Is it coal, Coal.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
And Mason or colon Mason not colon mason a knife.
It's a different looks nice.

Speaker 8 (13:14):
It's not cheap, though it's expensive, I know.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
But chopped salads are good for you, and I think
it's gonna pay for itself. Yeah, after I use it
twice and put it in the basement. No, it is
funny though. A chopped salad is way better than a
salad where you got it. But oh dress, he gets
more onto every piece. See, I have two salads I love.
Either the chop salad so you can just you know,
use your fork. And then there's the head of lettuce,

(13:37):
like what's it called it the website where you're actually
seeing a massive chunk of lettuce. I don't want anything
in between. It's got either be one choke of lettuce
or fifty million chunks of lettuce. I don't know. I
can't wait a week. It's a week of chop salads.
What's what's up, Gandhi?

Speaker 10 (13:52):
I want to check out.

Speaker 5 (13:53):
My subtotal is like sixteen hundred dollars. Apparently I've just
been putting down like part Willy.

Speaker 10 (13:58):
Nilly found stuff.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
You found that psychedelic pepper grinder. Amazon is the evil
devil and I can't wait to sign on later. What
sketty it is?

Speaker 16 (14:10):
Because I was looking for an onion chopper the other day,
and then when I went to go check out, it
said people who bought this item also bought these, And
I did you a strawberry huller, an avocado slicer, and
a potato nasher.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
You don't need any of those, don't We call it
a knife? We called it a knife. I am the
onion chopper in my house. No, you thing is a
strawberry hole? Are you just cut it with a knife.
It's just it's right there. Knife, It's a little knife.

Speaker 8 (14:33):
You know what I bought the other day?

Speaker 7 (14:35):
You know when you go to the mall and they
have like those balloons there in the shapes of dogs
and animals, and they have strings and you can buy
them for like fifteen.

Speaker 8 (14:43):
Bucks each at the mall or whatever.

Speaker 7 (14:45):
You can get a pack of like twenty something for
eleven bucks on Amazon.

Speaker 8 (14:49):
And inflate them at home and do it yourself.

Speaker 7 (14:52):
And I'm thinking this would be good at like, you know,
concerts in the neighborhood. I could sell these things and
get some extra money because this is.

Speaker 6 (14:59):
So cheap on Amazon, and you pee in the mall
so much.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
If you weren't afraid of clowns, you can hire one.
And they been. They could bend any balloon into a dog.

Speaker 8 (15:07):
You are right, they could.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
There's gotta be a there's gotta be a YouTube video
that shows you how to do balloon art. There's got
a man in you. You're in your fright of clowns.
It's keeping you from a world of balloon art sales. Oh,
here we are talking about stupid craft doesn't matter. And
then so you know Jonathan Adler. You know, I love
Jonathan Adler the store. It's great. They're having like a

(15:30):
forty percent off sale. I went nuts the other day
and guess what everyone's gonna get eventually? Something from Jonathan Edler.
Oh yeah, Dan, question, who is Jonathan Adler. He's a designer.
Explain housewars, housewares and furniture, and yeah, he's unbeliev rugs.
We have one of his candles.

Speaker 7 (15:47):
If you go into American Dream you know where we
chop that the posh side of the mall is all
designed by him.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
Really yeah, yes, it is a great story in Soho,
not far from the old studios. And no, John Than
Adler's got great stuff. He has these canisters and they're
all the great designs and they have names of drugs
on the side, like Heroin the other day Ludes, kwayludes.
A friend when I walked in, do you really have
a jar of heroin? And Kuaeluds said.

Speaker 13 (16:14):
No, it.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
Don't.

Speaker 8 (16:17):
We have this candle in the studio with the face
had stolen.

Speaker 16 (16:20):
And no, remember I gave the Kailud's jar to Sam
and then she sold it onto your name on Postmark, Danielle.

Speaker 17 (16:26):
For like, oh yeah, and it's crazy.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
Oh they said Heroin chic housewares. And then I have
the the the beaded marijuana leaf uh pillow on my
couch upstairs. Everyone looks at it like, oh, so you're
a pothead. I'm like, no, I just like marijuana leaves.
I think they're really pretty.

Speaker 18 (16:43):
They are.

Speaker 6 (16:44):
They're like leaves.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
They are. Hey, we've been talking a bit about absolutely
nothing for like ten minutes.

Speaker 9 (16:48):
Here.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
Hey, has anyone here made that marry me chicken?

Speaker 8 (16:52):
No?

Speaker 2 (16:53):
No?

Speaker 8 (16:53):
What is that?

Speaker 10 (16:53):
The rest?

Speaker 3 (16:55):
I see it all?

Speaker 14 (16:55):
You know.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
Look, if you're if you're into food porn like me
on Instagram, you see these things roll by all the time,
these right merry meat Chicken. I see all the time.
It's like chicken breast. You kind of crisp it up
a little, and there's cream and shallots involved and roasted
tomatoes or whatever, sun roasted tomatoes. It is called merry
meat chicken. They say if you make it for someone,

(17:16):
they will want to marry you. It's so good.

Speaker 8 (17:18):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (17:19):
So I'm trying to find a recipe for blow me chicken.
I don't know gonna find it, or how about this
massage me chickens. It's just like, yeah, go take my
car and wash it chicken. I don't know if you
need things done around the house, like can you clean
out the garage? Chicken? So yeah, it do a search

(17:42):
for merry meat chicken. It's right there, and I don't know.
I'm sure someone has made it. Can you call it?
Text me now fifty five one hundred. Tell me about
your experiences with merry meat chicken. Why use a voodoo doll?
And why do you imagine like a witchcraft spell on someone?
You can just make them chicken? Yeah, all right, Sabrina Carpenter,
welcome to the show.

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Speaker 2 (18:19):
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the Morning Shower.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
Yeah, god's been years since we played chickens sets the hits. Danielle,
you have this fascination with the rubber chicken Gilsund.

Speaker 7 (18:34):
I know, I love you, though I have that massive
one at home that uh one of I think Doctor
Cathy says to me, it's like huge.

Speaker 3 (18:42):
Yeah, okay, so so squeeze the small rubber chicken you
brought in. Let's hear that. Her massive rubber chicken is like.

Speaker 7 (18:51):
Yeah, and it takes him forever to like gatch his
breath because he's.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
Like so big, it's like it's like bagpipes.

Speaker 8 (18:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
Anyway, yeah, all right, So chicken sings the hits, so
meaning she's going to play a song on her chicken. Yeah,
and you have to guess what the song is. It
sounds exactly, but it's been a while. You're a little
rusty at the chicken. I think you need to rehearse.

Speaker 8 (19:13):
Yeah, you want to rehearse.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
We'll see. Let's give her a song to yeah, let
her just hear one line from this song right here?
It stop it all right, let's hear you do kill Bill?

Speaker 8 (19:33):
He no, wait wait.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
Wait wait wait, just killed my It's like it's like
squeeze and squeeze out in out and out in, Oh.

Speaker 8 (19:52):
My god, chicken, thank you.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
It's a one note.

Speaker 6 (20:02):
Notes.

Speaker 8 (20:06):
No, I don't think so scary.

Speaker 16 (20:08):
So when I would play the zipper game, I will.
It's all about the tempo. It's only one note, no
matter how you look at it.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
So it's.

Speaker 8 (20:16):
It's in out in.

Speaker 19 (20:22):
That.

Speaker 3 (20:22):
Hold on, hold on, hold on. You're right because the
air takes time to come in and out. Scary. Put
the microphone down to your to your crotch, and let's
hear you zip kill Bill. Okay, here we go, Here
we go, buddy, ready and.

Speaker 19 (20:42):
Right.

Speaker 16 (20:44):
I just killed my X.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
I know, I know. But what she's telling you, scary.
What she's telling you is this chicken. Once you squeeze it,
it takes time for the air to go in and out.
You don't have control over the in and out.

Speaker 6 (20:57):
Chicken does Maybe maybe a slower song. But she needs
a ballad.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
Yeah, we need a ballad.

Speaker 7 (21:02):
Maybe I need like a better chicken, like this might
be a cheap chicken.

Speaker 8 (21:05):
I don't know one of the friends.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
My lord, that's a that's a nightmare.

Speaker 8 (21:12):
It came in a three pack.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
Okay, all right, all right, I tell you what. Let's
we already have someone ready to play ally on Flying fourteen.

Speaker 8 (21:20):
Sorry, Ali, maybe this wasn't the best.

Speaker 20 (21:22):
No, Hi, Ali, Oh my god, Hi, well, oh my god, hello, so,
oh my god.

Speaker 8 (21:35):
I'm freaking out right now.

Speaker 13 (21:36):
I'm drinking my coffee on my couch. I cannot believe.

Speaker 4 (21:39):
That I got through. I'm shaking, and I do love
to say I love you all so much?

Speaker 3 (21:45):
Oh thank you? Do you love being on? Can you
turn that off? Can you turn that off? Thank you?
There's no way that she can ever ever reach that
that level of the chicken music. So you're just sitting
on your couch drinking your coffee.

Speaker 4 (22:04):
I am, I'm I actually got up early this morning.

Speaker 21 (22:08):
I'm up way earlier than I normally am, And I'm
so glad.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
That I did, because I wouldn't have been able to
call in and be able to talk to you guys.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
Hi, you love just sitting on the couch. Hi, Okay,
let's get to business self.

Speaker 13 (22:19):
This is my favorite.

Speaker 21 (22:20):
I love a good like good, slow, cozy morning.

Speaker 3 (22:24):
And I, oh my god, it's getting slower. Here's what
we're gonna do. Uh, here's what we want. Look, I
love sitting on the couch too, And we had this
conversation last night. I love nothing more than being alone
on a couch. I call myself a homo sectional And
so let's see if you can, if you can detect

(22:44):
the hits. So are you ready listen closely?

Speaker 9 (22:47):
Ali?

Speaker 3 (22:47):
Are you good with music?

Speaker 19 (22:49):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (22:49):
Yeah, yeah, I would say I'm pretty good. I'm a
huge music fan. I have a brother, you know, I'm
I listened to about.

Speaker 18 (22:55):
A little bit of everything.

Speaker 13 (22:56):
So I think I'll rock it, gonna rock.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
You're going to rock the chicken? All right?

Speaker 9 (23:01):
Well?

Speaker 3 (23:02):
Good? I think Danielle has found a song that may
be easy for us. It's like a good starter chicken song.

Speaker 10 (23:07):
But just so you know, I'm going.

Speaker 7 (23:08):
To invest in a more expensive chicken for the next week,
and I'm going to bring in a better chicken because
I think the ones I've seen on the internet are
like the better chicken. This is like a cheap chicken.

Speaker 18 (23:18):
All right, Well.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
You shouldn't apologize so soon. This may work out beautifully.
All right. So here is a guess the chicken song
number one? Here we get number one. Choked that chicken,
daniel choked that chicken. Wait, hold on, that's not the song.
That's not the song you did in rehearsal.

Speaker 8 (23:38):
Yeah, that's the songs.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
Yeah. Wait, hold on, you played it much better in rehearsal.

Speaker 8 (23:46):
This chicken. Maybe this chicken doesn't work chicken.

Speaker 3 (23:49):
Hold on, alley, out the wrinkles. Hold on, Oh my god. Okay, okay,
hold on, what song do you hear? Ali? Do you
hear a song forming in the chicken?

Speaker 13 (24:09):
I do not.

Speaker 4 (24:10):
I hear streaming chicken.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
I think you know. It was almost there, Danielle was
almost there. Okay, okay, here, let's try it again. What
do you all right? Ali? Guess that song?

Speaker 10 (24:38):
Ah?

Speaker 4 (24:40):
Yeah, I have no idea.

Speaker 8 (24:44):
Is anyone texting it in?

Speaker 3 (24:46):
No one knows.

Speaker 8 (24:50):
I need a better chicken.

Speaker 7 (24:53):
I need a holding chicken, because then I think when
you just touch his belly, he squeed this one.

Speaker 8 (24:57):
You have to like really alright.

Speaker 3 (24:59):
We'll earn that up. But Ali would you like to
hear what song she was playing on the chicken? Here
it is?

Speaker 4 (25:03):
Yeah, yep, I would like, yeah, this isn't Oh my god.
I would have never got that.

Speaker 13 (25:21):
We should touch her music music you play right now?

Speaker 8 (25:26):
Are we practiced that of one morkan?

Speaker 3 (25:28):
Do you think maybe we could operate on the chicken?
Maybe slice a little hole in him?

Speaker 7 (25:34):
I think I told you, I really do think it's
the kind of chicken. This is a This is a
dog I need like one of those party city chickens.

Speaker 8 (25:43):
This is a toy chicken.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
All right? Do you have something for our friend Ali?
She actually had to put up with us for a minute. Allie,
you're such a good sport.

Speaker 17 (25:51):
We're gonna send the eldest grand in the morning show hoodie.

Speaker 11 (25:55):
In the sleek.

Speaker 8 (25:56):
Oh my gosh, like one of my chickens.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
You.

Speaker 8 (26:00):
I could send you one.

Speaker 21 (26:01):
Yes, could sign it O, Danielle, would you sign it
for me?

Speaker 8 (26:06):
I will sign it for you.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
You got it all right? Excellent? You're over there.

Speaker 13 (26:11):
Don't you care that I didn't get the song?

Speaker 4 (26:13):
The fact that I guess told off to all of
you guys.

Speaker 21 (26:15):
This morning, literally lifting you guys ever, send the morning and.

Speaker 4 (26:19):
Make my day, and this was worth getting up earlier.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
Thank you so so much. Thank you. Hold on one second.
You got a chicken, an autographed chicken in a hoodie
all the way. Okay, next time, let's rehearse. I thought,
I don't know, there is no post in live radio.

(26:44):
So maybe, seriously, can you get a little razor blade
and like slice him up a little bit? Maybe? I
don't know, we'll get back to you. Back to the
drawing boards.

Speaker 8 (26:52):
I'm going to this one.

Speaker 5 (26:53):
Are you trying to set it up so the chicken
becomes like a recorder she can play the chicken?

Speaker 3 (26:58):
Yes, oh, yes, there's got to be away someone out
there who knows how to create musical instruments.

Speaker 18 (27:04):
I know what to do.

Speaker 8 (27:05):
I really do think I need a party city chicken.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
All right, all right, well let's not do this until
you go to parties.

Speaker 8 (27:10):
The parties didn't get me one of those.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
Okay, all good.

Speaker 10 (27:16):
Hey, this is Taylor Swiss.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
Hi.

Speaker 6 (27:17):
This is and you're listening to Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
So if we wanted to make some extra cash and
we started our only fans accounts, what would you pay
to watch straight Nates. Heather says she wants him to
eat a banana on only Fans every day and maybe
make five hundred dollars a month. That's a lot of money.
It is suggestions coming in. Danielle show boobs. No, you

(27:55):
don't want to do that. You know you don't want
to do sexual Come on. Someone said that they would
pay on only fans to watch Danielle go to Disney,
so you have to go to Disney every day. A
lot of people, I mean a huge number of people
said they would pay an OnlyFans monthly fee to watch
Froggy and Lisa fight with each other. That's get Here's

(28:20):
someone says her husband is addicted to Gandhi and in
love with her. They want to watch you paint every day.
You could do paint classes on OnlyFans. Make some money,
can call let's go to Sean line twenty four has
some suggestions for only fans so we can make some
extra cash. Hello Sean, how you doing?

Speaker 22 (28:38):
Ah?

Speaker 19 (28:38):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (28:38):
Good morning? Well, good morning? So do you follow no
personal question? Do you follow any fun accounts on OnlyFans currently?

Speaker 22 (28:48):
To be honest, no, I don't, but my boyfriend and
I always get a kick out of when we find
people that we know who have accounts, So this is
like an really with us.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
Oh my godness, do you tell them that you know
they have accounts? Or do you keep it a secret?

Speaker 23 (29:04):
Uh?

Speaker 22 (29:05):
No, we usually keep it a secret and we kind
of laugh about it to each other.

Speaker 3 (29:10):
Well, do you pay the money to watch your friends
do their thing on OnlyFans? I? I don't know, you know,
I think maybe I would. No, Seriously, let me ask everyone.
If you found out a friend of yours was getting
funky on only Friends, wouldn't you pay money just for

(29:31):
a month and then cancel just to watch and see
what they're doing?

Speaker 8 (29:35):
Absolute?

Speaker 3 (29:38):
Absolutely, Sean, friends, do you think they're well? I know,
but you wouldn't tell them You'd have to join under
like you know, I don't know if they look at
names and things. I mean, I'm asking you so many questions, Sean.
I know you didn't call up to admit to all this,
but I'm so your friends that do have OnlyFans accounts?
Do they do?

Speaker 12 (29:57):
What?

Speaker 3 (29:57):
Do you think they do?

Speaker 9 (29:58):
Well?

Speaker 3 (29:58):
Are they hot enough to bring in a lot of money?

Speaker 24 (30:01):
Some of them I can see doing really well? And
others are the ones that we kind of laugh about,
and we're like, maybe you should think about other options.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
All right, so do you have some suggestions for us, Sean?
And then they have they cannot be of a sexual nature,
because I don't think we're gonna do that. But what
what are your suggestions for us to make somebody on OnlyFans?

Speaker 24 (30:24):
Well, my boyfriend and I are driving to work and
we listen to you guys every day. So we were
rolling with this topic and we were thinking of what
we could for almost everybody on the show. So we
actually did say Disney for Danielle and Froggy and Lisa

(30:44):
one of their fight.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
Yeah, and see do you have to they have to
offer up a new fight every day? And but they oh, yeah,
but that's that's no issue. Okay, you've got some good
a new topic, yeah, a new thing to fight about.
Then they have something newify about every day. Okay, Sean,
you're on a roll. These are great. What else do
you have you.

Speaker 24 (31:05):
We have We want to see home cooked meals from
producers say I'm every.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
Day she does that.

Speaker 24 (31:12):
And the last one that we could come up with
was straight Nates murders.

Speaker 5 (31:18):
Yeah, I would like to see that straight Nate could
have a new Murder every day.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
I think that would that would bring in a lot
of money. All right, these are great ideas. Thank you
so much. Oh my gosh. By the way, since this
is all happening on my show, if you guys do
an OnlyFans page and we promote it, you have to
give me a cut. So I'm.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
All right.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
Sounds good, all right, Sean, thank you, have a great day. Okay,
thanks you guys, do thank you. There was someone else
in there. Did we lose a call? Yeah? We lost
what Darren on twenty two line twenty two? Hi Darren?

Speaker 13 (31:56):
Hey, how you doing doing?

Speaker 3 (31:58):
Okay, Darren? What is your suggestion for one of our
family members to make money with on Only Fans?

Speaker 9 (32:05):
So we think it would be funny if Scotty ate Cereal.

Speaker 23 (32:08):
Naked, just playing around.

Speaker 14 (32:11):
Nation around him, all right, the naked he would definitely
he would make it done.

Speaker 9 (32:19):
He would make it done.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
He would weigh a ton. Absolutely. I love it. Okay,
we're in Scotty, Okay, I'm gonna make it cut off.
That would you do it? Scotty sums up with the
thumbs up. Yeah, he got it. I Daranteke, you have
some suggestions people want to watch me play with my
dogs chicken palm. Okay, and uh, there you go. All right,

(32:42):
I'll do that. I'll play with my dogs every day
for five hundred dollars a month. Yeah, I'm in. I'm in.
So okay. So are any of these ideas? Are any
of you going to try it? We should at least
try one of these. Or could we have a morning
show only fans account where we each do something different
every day?

Speaker 17 (33:02):
No, no, I feel like the money might get split
up unevenly.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
So this is a greed thing. I thought it.

Speaker 17 (33:11):
I find I might go the extra mile. Like let's
say I eat a banana and one day I take
my shirt off, right, so what if more people are
watching for me then for scary to say squirrel? I mean,
it's only fair, right, I got an idea. Not if
I promote it, no money maker, No, No, if I

(33:32):
promote it on this show, then I think we should
have a pooled show. But if you're gonna do it
on your own, rogue away, baby, But don't say one
word on this show. Don't pull it scary and be
like a product whore for the show.

Speaker 16 (33:45):
If we why don't we just take what we already
do the fifteen minute morning show and put it behind
a paywall, call it an only fans account, and just
charge every day for doing that podcast.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
People would pay for them. No, I mean it is slimy, scary,
and leave it to you to be the one to
come up with that idea.

Speaker 8 (34:03):
I'm just trying to make a book scary.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
No, no, no, no, I got it. I see what
you're saying, because people do like the fifteen minute morning
show podcast, but that that technically belongs to iHeart, and
they're going to want to make all that money. You
know how they are. Let them be slimmy.

Speaker 8 (34:19):
Oh Scotty, Scotty's Oh, he already committed.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
Oh Scotty's nude in their eating cereals.

Speaker 6 (34:32):
He's giving a sample to get them hooked and then
they're going.

Speaker 10 (34:34):
To come back.

Speaker 3 (34:35):
I know he's totally naked and they're eating cereal. What's
the eating which cereal is eating while nude?

Speaker 2 (34:44):
Do?

Speaker 9 (34:44):
I know?

Speaker 3 (34:45):
He got to hold up the box. In the box
is frosted corn flake.

Speaker 10 (34:50):
Cereal corn flakes, Happy belly.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
Yeah, floppy belly. I do think the idea of watching
uh Nate murder someone daily is probably reaching a little far.

Speaker 8 (35:07):
That'd be a problem.

Speaker 5 (35:08):
Yeah, you can't kill a person every day or tell
us how you get away with it, like one secret
of okakay.

Speaker 11 (35:14):
Yeah, I'll do that.

Speaker 3 (35:17):
Okay. Anyway, that was intriguing what Sean was saying about
he and his boyfriend. They have friends who are only fans.
They have their own only fans accounts, and they don't
know they don't know that they know that they're doing it. Yeah,
that's interesting. I know I've got to have some friends
on there. I'm dying to know. Yeah, for sure, who

(35:38):
we know that's on there? You know what, Nate, I've
heard rumor there's some employees at iHeartMedia that have only
fans pages. I can't they don't just say that. No,
I don't say that and not tell us. Yes, give
us a clue. We can't say it. We can't, I'll
say off the air, but we can't say nobody works
on this floor. John Ivy, Oh God, I knew John

(36:05):
Ivy was only fans. Yeah. Oh, anyway, Yeah, this is
a good idea. On the text. You guys can do
the only Fans morning show account and just donate the
money to something different every month. I think it's a
great idea. I wouldn't want to carry it out for
that long ago. I would only do it for like
a month. But you get a month worth of fees,

(36:26):
right you have to join for a month or can
you do it weekly or what?

Speaker 19 (36:29):
Not?

Speaker 3 (36:29):
Sure? I think you when you update it is you know,
basically your call.

Speaker 17 (36:34):
But it's a monthly subscription, right, so people have to
pay for the month and whatever you do?

Speaker 3 (36:41):
I know, but what if we don't have it? That
means if people buy our show for the month, we
have to give them something for a month. They can't
pay for a month, and we just do three things,
you know, Yeah, Gandhi, what do you think.

Speaker 5 (36:50):
So Cardi B's OnlyFans page, she says, is nothing sexual.
She's just going to be addressing rumors and telling secrets.

Speaker 6 (36:57):
We could do that.

Speaker 5 (36:58):
We could just address rumors and tell secret are like
clapback at tweeters or do whatever.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
We could do that kind of clapback at tweeters. That
would be nice.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
I know.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
Oh wow, Okay, look, we've got work to do. It
could be the start of a good idea. Maybe not.
I don't know. We'll we'll figure it out, so coming soon.
Maybe the Elvis Drane Morning show only fans page Get Ready.
Our friend Tommy de Dario hosts. I've never said this before.
It's a podcast where he interviews our favorite actors and artists.

(37:33):
Tommy who's on the podcast this week?

Speaker 25 (37:35):
Hey, Elvis, I have actor Lucas Bravo on the show,
who is currently starring in the fourth season of Emily
in Paris. He is opening up about if his character
should have a happily ever after with Emily. You do
not want to miss it.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
I've never said this before. New episodes every Tuesday. Listen
on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
Elvis d Elvis Duran in the morning show.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
So you know, Froggy brought up an interesting question because
I know you do your golf podcast and you were
interviewing someone.

Speaker 11 (38:09):
I was interviewing a PGA Tour player's names Taylor.

Speaker 3 (38:11):
Gooch, Okay, and the question was I asked.

Speaker 11 (38:14):
Him how old were you when you thought to yourself,
you know what, I could play golf professionally for a living.
And he said he was eleven years old, Like, at
eleven years old, you knew.

Speaker 3 (38:27):
That you were good enough.

Speaker 11 (38:28):
And he said that he had played somebody else who
was a professional, and he thought, I don't hit it
as far as this guy does, but I'm as good
as he is. And he was right. He went on
to college and now plays professional.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
At at eleven years old. That's crazy. But I was
eleven years old when I knew I wanted to do
this for a living. I knew, And so it makes
you wonder if you want to take it way way
way out there. It makes you wonder if maybe in
a previous life you had done this. And so at eleven,
which you know, most kids aren't really forming much of

(39:01):
an opinion by eleven or somewhat of an opinion, and
eleven you know exactly what is you want to do.
So let me go around the room. It doesn't have
to be eleven years old, but think back. What was
the first thought you can remember the first thought of
what you thought you wanted to do with your life,
and how old were you? Gandhi, for instance, we'll go
to you.

Speaker 5 (39:19):
So the first time I really had to think about
it was a career day project in fourth grade, which
would have made me nine or ten ish around there,
and I chose work in radio.

Speaker 6 (39:29):
Really really project in fourth grade?

Speaker 3 (39:31):
Yeah Wowow, So how were you exposed to radio at
that age? I mean, where did you hear it? How
did you experience it.

Speaker 5 (39:37):
I was never allowed to watch TV when I was younger.
I really wasn't allowed to watch TV until I was
probably fifteen years old. So I listened to the radio
all the time, and that's where I got any type
of reference about pop culture.

Speaker 6 (39:47):
That's where I listened to music.

Speaker 5 (39:48):
That was what I used to relate to my friends
and be able to talk to them about things at
school because I wasn't watching the same stuff that they did,
and I didn't want to be left in the dust.
But there was no limit on radio or music. So
that's what I took in all the time.

Speaker 3 (40:01):
Wow, all right, what about you, Danielle.

Speaker 7 (40:03):
So Grammar School, I performed in the Talent Show and
I did Michael Jackson's Thriller and I had on the
red jacket and the white glove and I was like
doing it. And that's when I realized I wanted to
perform on Broadway or at Disney World, or that was
what I was going to.

Speaker 8 (40:19):
Do with my life.

Speaker 3 (40:21):
And you know what you sort of you sort of
did for a while. I mean, did you did a
lot of school plays and things like that.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (40:27):
Yeah, did a lot of theater, a lot of musical stuff.

Speaker 3 (40:30):
Yeah. What was that that show you were in that
your mom was totally embarrassed.

Speaker 7 (40:33):
Oh my gosh when I did Hansel and Gretel. But
it was a very avant garde theater version, and I rode,
I was the witch and I wrote a vacuum cleaner
instead of a broom.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
Yeah, she was Yeah, okay, so you didn't so you
you didn't land on a full time Broadway profession, but
you know, not too late, No, not at all. What
about you? A straight and eight?

Speaker 17 (40:56):
Oh god, I remember I wanted to be a police
officer back when I was like four because I loved
chips much like Scottie b.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
So I wanted to have it had nothing to do
in keeping people saying the tight pants and the motorcycle.

Speaker 17 (41:13):
And then I wanted to be a doctor after all
my medical stuff. And then it wasn't until I was
in senior year of high school that I wanted to
do radio.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
Wow, but your early life professional thoughts were about people
who wear uniforms doctors, and you should have been in
the village people whoa Okay, I don't know maybe I
don't know, just thinking what about you? Scary?

Speaker 16 (41:37):
You know, when I was five years old, my uncle
brought me walkie talkies, so I always it was into
the communication thing and I was fascinated by it. And
then when Z one hundred was invented when I was
nine years old, I started calling in every single day
to try and get on the radio. I tried to
win all the contests, and that was stayed with me.
I knew by as early as nine years old that

(41:59):
I wanted to specifically worked in radio, right and here.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
Okay, well there you are, and what about you, Froggy,
you brought this to us.

Speaker 11 (42:06):
I wanted to be a veterinarian, is the first thing
I remember being because I loved dogs so much. I
wanted to I wanted to help animals, and so that's
what I wanted to do. And then I realized so.

Speaker 3 (42:15):
Long you had to go to school.

Speaker 11 (42:16):
And then I realized that it meant that you were
going to see like blood and things like that, and
you were gonna have to have hurt animals.

Speaker 3 (42:22):
I'm like, I can't do that.

Speaker 11 (42:23):
I just want to love on dogs.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
Well, so that didn't work. Well, there you have it.
So either you are doing the thing you were thinking
about doing at eight, nine, ten years old, or maybe
you're not. It doesn't matter either way, you chose a path.
I love the text coming through. I wanted to be
a tornado chaser because of the movie Twister, and my
mom started crying. I was eight years old. I was
four or five when I knew I wanted to be

(42:45):
a doctor. I wanted to deliver babies. Twenty four years later,
here I am an obgyn.

Speaker 8 (42:49):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
By the time I was eight, I wanted to be
a truck driver. And that's what I'm doing. I make
really good money doing it. I'm loving it. Second grade,
I wanted to be a psychiatrist. Oh, we need more
of you. My son was eleven when he knew he
wanted to go to the Culinary Institute of America and
become a chef. Wow, like, look back, Like, what did
you want to do? I wanted to be a ballerina.

Speaker 5 (43:12):
Yeah, my second choice was dolphin trainer. It's not too
late for that, I think right now.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
I like this. I wanted to be a backup dancer
for Janet Jackson. I'm now in civil engineering. Okay, Crystal
online one, let's see calling in from Toronto, Ohio. Hey Crystal, Hi,
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 10 (43:31):
I love you guys, well thank you as we love you.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
And I know that you as a little girl had
fantasies about what did you what you wanted to do
when you grew up?

Speaker 26 (43:41):
What was it I wanted to be a nurse?

Speaker 3 (43:45):
Now? Why why did you think at eleven a nurses
career was for you?

Speaker 18 (43:50):
I'm honestly not one hundred percent sure. I know, like
I used to get in trouble for like in school,
for like helping other people, even with just like their
homework and stuff. Yeah, so I think at a young age,
I just wanted to help anybody I could in any
way I could. And then it struck like a conversation
with my friends and they.

Speaker 21 (44:08):
Were all talking about what they wanted.

Speaker 18 (44:09):
To do, and I was like, I think I'm going
to be a nurse, Like that's what I want to do.
I love people.

Speaker 3 (44:14):
Maybe at eleven years old, you gave a little billy
from down the street a little exam. We don't have
to get into that, that's fine, and so tell everyone
what now what you're doing now, Crystal, I.

Speaker 18 (44:26):
Currently work as an LPN and I am going back
to school to become an RND, to complete my dream
of being a nurse, to be able to have more
opportunities to help more people. And I'm super excited about it.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
It's so so interesting, right, I mean, when people have
when kids have these these dreams to do this, when
they grow up and they stick to it and they
do it. Think I find that fascinating. I just it's
interesting how you something when you're a kid leaves a
deep footprint on your heart and in your mind. This
is what I want to do. You don't really know
what it means at that time, but before you know it,

(45:03):
maybe you're doing it. I love it. Hey, look, it
is never it's never too late in life to tap
into what your dreams are all about. What it is
that you want to do or experience or eat or visit,
you know whatever. So don't forget about your dreams and
make sure you make sure you try to match them
as best you can. Thank you for listening to us, Crystal.

(45:23):
You have a great day.

Speaker 18 (45:24):
Okay, Thank you you too.

Speaker 7 (45:26):
Hello lady, Hello, Hello, lady.

Speaker 15 (45:36):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone Tap.

Speaker 3 (45:40):
Danielle, what's up?

Speaker 4 (45:41):
All right?

Speaker 2 (45:41):
Well?

Speaker 7 (45:41):
This is basically one of those I want to call
ones where she wanted to play the phone tap on
the husband and I said.

Speaker 8 (45:47):
Go ahead, do what you do best.

Speaker 7 (45:48):
So it's about shoes. She wants a pair of shoes.
So she's basically calling her husband Donnie.

Speaker 3 (45:53):
To ask for permission, permission to buy shoes.

Speaker 8 (45:56):
They're very expensive shoes.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
Let's see what happens today sometime.

Speaker 26 (46:02):
Hey, baby, I got a question for you.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
What's up?

Speaker 26 (46:06):
Well, I just want to know if I could use
your credit card to buy something.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
Who are you.

Speaker 5 (46:17):
Mooman Marcus again?

Speaker 13 (46:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (46:23):
Are you job certain?

Speaker 13 (46:25):
Well?

Speaker 12 (46:26):
I was.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
I went I went on that interview yesterday, and so
I was really.

Speaker 18 (46:31):
Nervous about it.

Speaker 27 (46:32):
So I thought that I would just reward.

Speaker 3 (46:33):
Myself and come to them all today.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
So there's a pair of snake skin shoes.

Speaker 26 (46:37):
They're Pizzo shoes, and they have three entails, and they're beautiful.
They're silver, Okay, and I really need.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
To have them because they don't have any silver shoes.
Have you seen the closet lately? Yeah, there are so
many boxes shoes.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
There's nothing wrong with the fact that I love shoes.

Speaker 7 (46:54):
Okay, there's nothing wrong with that it's a healthy obsession.

Speaker 13 (46:59):
They're eight twenty five, eight hundred and forty five dollars.
You don't have a skin. You don't understand.

Speaker 7 (47:05):
They used to be nine hundred and now they're eight
twenty five and I need them.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
Eight hundred dollars for a pair of shoes. You just paid
five last wigs for shoe for you.

Speaker 13 (47:14):
Go on, Well, you don't like shoes as much as
I do.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Okay, it's important to me. Twenty days in a year,
three hundred and sixty five you have, and I shoo
for every day. Hold on, hold, I mean I'll work. Okay,
it works. The guys that they're looking to me like
I'm an eat. They hear me talking about shoes with
my wife and alsoposed to be in a meaning. Sweetheart,
Well you couldn't let your mind.

Speaker 13 (47:39):
You're really gonna make me cry right now. And well
I don't have a department story. You're gonna make me
cry because you won't just say yes, you.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
Get hundreds of parasites.

Speaker 13 (47:48):
You're yelling at me right now.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
We're two out of a black pair of shoes and
a brown.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
Pair of shoes for two different suits. That why why
are you yelling him me right now, you're making me
so terrible?

Speaker 13 (47:59):
How does possibly be put on me.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
That mi cal that you can't buy these today because
you will have a job.

Speaker 13 (48:05):
Well, maybe I could get a job if I had
these shoes.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
Okay, great?

Speaker 13 (48:10):
If you can't visit.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
The waming zone.

Speaker 18 (48:12):
You saw how did these shoes looked on my feet?

Speaker 10 (48:14):
You would want?

Speaker 1 (48:15):
Why don't you don't you get a job in the
shoe store?

Speaker 13 (48:19):
Maybe a Well, if I had these shoes, maybe they
would because I.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
Ain't such great obvious right here. You have a compulsion.
You can't stop. And really if it's an addiction, if
someone's gambling, someone smoking cracks, and you know, buying shoes, there's.

Speaker 8 (48:34):
No telling exact today mind.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
I'll buy you brand new footfalls. You don't need shoes
on the beach. We're gonna be in Mexico in December.
Do you know what people would do for that? They
would kill for that. I'll buy you four brand new
play the flip boffs to go with each bikini flat shoes.
Right now, nobody, nobody is gonna be brilliant skins that

(49:00):
foot Haven't you watched the news when robbing and still
and making us steal your shoes, and I'm not gonna
take your flipops. I gotta go to meeting.

Speaker 12 (49:09):
I got.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
I'm going. I'm doing what we do to pay our
bills so that we can even have the summers, and
then we can go to Mexico for the holly and
we can continue on this loving marriage that we have
because I do love you. You don't know you.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
I don't want to want to make the gun anymore.

Speaker 13 (49:27):
I don't want to go to man the gun anymore.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
And one, Lindy, I just got four thousand dollars in
the ship.

Speaker 28 (49:33):
I can't get that back.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
I put the ship for you.

Speaker 13 (49:36):
I don't want to get kidnapped.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
Laudy stopped watching the news. Did you be home watching?
Lady Will going to Mexican water it's all enclosed. We're
gonna be in this beautiful surroundings with with waterfalls and.

Speaker 27 (49:52):
Gonna get kidnapped in the area.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
People go to Mexico. We're not gonna be warming around
the streets, so don't. I gotta go back to work.
The guy's spooking to me. I'm puffing and puffy. I'm
sweating through my shirt. I never sweated work. They hear
me talking to you, and I'm gonna get shoes.

Speaker 8 (50:15):
Hey, Donnie, I have something to tell you.

Speaker 7 (50:17):
What This is Daniel Narrow from Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show, And you just got phone tapped.

Speaker 6 (50:25):
She's really not at a shoe store.

Speaker 19 (50:27):
No, my joke.

Speaker 5 (50:30):
It was only a joke.

Speaker 9 (50:31):
You call you man and do what you.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
Did to me.

Speaker 8 (50:34):
Oh, he'd kill me, forget it.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
Love you, Lindy, I adore you don't get a job.

Speaker 15 (50:42):
I'm gonna be Elvis Duran's phone tap this song tables
Tree recorded permission granted by all participation the Elvis Oran
phone tap only on Elvis Daran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
Halloween Party Songs, We're gonna help you come up with
your own list by doing the contest. Let's go talk
to Eric on line twelve. Hello Erica, Hi, how are
you We're doing okay? Are you a huge Halloween fan?
Do you love it?

Speaker 21 (51:09):
We love Halloween at my house?

Speaker 9 (51:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (51:12):
Now, do you have your Halloween party songs playlist ready
to go?

Speaker 18 (51:16):
Somewhat?

Speaker 26 (51:17):
I think I have a pretty good list.

Speaker 9 (51:19):
You know.

Speaker 3 (51:19):
If you go to your iHeartRadio app, we have an
entire channel just devoted to Halloween classics. I mean Halloween hits.
I didn't know there were so many songs you could
play at a Halloween party. But now that Gandhi's compile
this list, let's see how you do. It's pretty good.
Been about ten dollars apiece, there's sixteen of them here,
let's go, all right, here we go. Halloween Party song

(51:40):
number one?

Speaker 4 (51:40):
What is my mom?

Speaker 3 (51:41):
Stuff from his.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
Rise and suddenly to my.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
What is it?

Speaker 23 (51:49):
That's monster?

Speaker 3 (51:52):
All right? That was pretty easy. All right, Let's let's
let's challenge you a little more. Here is Halloween Party
song number two?

Speaker 9 (52:04):
What is that?

Speaker 23 (52:13):
What is that done by the Cranberry?

Speaker 1 (52:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (52:24):
Not as dretch at all? All right? Here is Halloween
Party song number three?

Speaker 9 (52:26):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (52:36):
Very appropriate? What song is that?

Speaker 23 (52:38):
Highway to Hell?

Speaker 19 (52:47):
Rykay?

Speaker 3 (52:48):
You gotta get all of these? I can tell here
is You're up to thirty dollars? Here's Halloween Party song
number four? And loose sleep one cheap to cheap, cool
Cucko and cookie. It's cool key, But I actually created
and you think, m you know that one? Do you
remember it?

Speaker 13 (53:02):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (53:04):
Yeah, Oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (53:08):
It was actually written by a friend of ours. A
lot of people don't know that, do you guys? Remember
who wrote it? Do you remember? Look it up?

Speaker 19 (53:16):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (53:17):
What's her name?

Speaker 14 (53:17):
Wrote it?

Speaker 8 (53:18):
With the Bangs wrote it?

Speaker 3 (53:21):
We'll look it up. Okay. What song was it? Do
you hear it again?

Speaker 9 (53:26):
One?

Speaker 3 (53:27):
Here we Go in the Sleep? One cheap sheep cock cooky.
It's cool key but a maxicalweet it didn't you think?

Speaker 9 (53:33):
Yep?

Speaker 3 (53:34):
Who is it?

Speaker 12 (53:35):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (53:36):
My gosh, Eminehanna.

Speaker 3 (53:39):
It's called the Monster. A great song. You're making a
I just farted face? Oh no, I did just farts Okay,
sorry about that. Eric, You're for thirty dollars. Here is

(54:01):
Halloween Party song number five, Hello People, single, rap people,
the people jump, get your freak. That's right, all right,
you're for forty dollars. You're doing great. We're behind you, Erica.
Here is Halloween Party song number six.

Speaker 8 (54:22):
Coffee Leaning in Alphas.

Speaker 3 (54:24):
I'm gonna go somebody cos it to get me love.
I'll tell you about it. Mm hmm if you know
that one?

Speaker 9 (54:29):
Do you know that one? Uh?

Speaker 13 (54:31):
Sing?

Speaker 10 (54:32):
Whoa? Wow?

Speaker 2 (54:34):
Good?

Speaker 3 (54:44):
I gonna be honest, I totally forgot about that song. Wow,
so funny.

Speaker 6 (54:48):
John Bellion wrote the Monster.

Speaker 8 (54:50):
Apparently it wasn't.

Speaker 3 (54:54):
Here we go keep moving, Halloh, Halloween Party song number seven.

Speaker 26 (55:05):
Mm hmm Black Widow Widow Baby.

Speaker 3 (55:15):
Another co wroter a writer of Monster is bb Rexa.
That was the name I was looking for. Did you
know that, Bob? That's what I remember? All right, you're
up to sixty dollars here, you're doing great erica. Here
is Halloween party song number eight a little older.

Speaker 9 (55:42):
What is it?

Speaker 28 (55:46):
O my good mess?

Speaker 9 (55:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (55:50):
That is Psycho Killer by the Talking Yeah that's okay.
I'm the name of the song is psycho Killer? So
appropriate for Halloween Halloween party song number nine?

Speaker 9 (56:03):
Hit it.

Speaker 8 (56:05):
Stop?

Speaker 3 (56:11):
You sound good at a Halloween party?

Speaker 9 (56:13):
Who is it?

Speaker 3 (56:13):
And what is it called?

Speaker 11 (56:15):
Dis serbia?

Speaker 3 (56:22):
Al right, so many dollars, let's keep on going. Here
is Halloween Party song number ten.

Speaker 13 (56:29):
S song.

Speaker 2 (56:32):
To mm hmm.

Speaker 28 (56:36):
Payment You got it.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
Good?

Speaker 21 (56:41):
You are good?

Speaker 3 (56:42):
Damn you got it going on?

Speaker 1 (56:44):
Here.

Speaker 3 (56:44):
Here's Halloween party song number eleven making.

Speaker 17 (56:53):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 3 (56:55):
Demon imagine dragons, I do believe, all right. Here's Halloween
Party song number twelve. Excellent.

Speaker 14 (57:17):
What song?

Speaker 9 (57:17):
Is it?

Speaker 23 (57:18):
Perfect?

Speaker 3 (57:23):
Okay? Super free richie definitely correct. You're up to one
hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (57:28):
You want to make some more money?

Speaker 3 (57:30):
Okay? Here is Halloween Party song number thirteen, Judge, I
don't know. Is that a Halloween song? Stretch? You know
it's a great song. We love it anyway, i'd played
at my party.

Speaker 9 (57:49):
What what is that?

Speaker 19 (57:52):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (57:55):
Yeah, that's blinding lights. By the weekend, you're still one
hundred dollars. Here is Halloween party song fourteen? Are you
doing this a night drinker? You remember where that song
is from?

Speaker 29 (58:15):
Beetle?

Speaker 3 (58:16):
Yeah, we'll take that. That's day. That was a great scene,
monet juice. That film definitely produced in the nineteen eighties.
All right, Halloween Party song number fifteen, you'll never get it?

Speaker 2 (58:38):
What was it?

Speaker 19 (58:40):
Oh?

Speaker 28 (58:40):
My god, I know, I know it's Marilyn Manson.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
That's good enough for me. It's beautiful. People. We'll take
it that. We don't like that song, GONDI it this
is a freak. I'll give you one more. All right?
What Halloween party song? You scream? It's kind of a

(59:06):
creepy song.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
What is it.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
You got?

Speaker 3 (59:13):
Congratulations? You just won one hundred and thirty dollars.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
Good job.

Speaker 3 (59:18):
Also, you did a lot better than I would have done.
Got to be honest, absolutely all right. If if you
want to hear more songs for your party list, make
sure you check out the iHeartRadio Halloween Channel. Thanks for
listening to us, Eric, I have a great day.

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Speaker 10 (59:43):
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Speaker 2 (59:47):
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Speaker 10 (59:48):
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Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
List Ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
Come on, wake up, Wake up now.

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
Mister Ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
Remember the topic train, that great bit that we've done
for years. That was my idea. Anyway, I think we
should all come up with a topic train topic but
don't tell us, don't tell each other what they are.
We'll all learn each other's topic as we start the topic.
I like this, that's fine, all right, it's dangerous right,
I have a topic. I'm ready. I'm kind of excited

(01:00:35):
you guys, Okay, you have a topic? All right? All right? Yeah,
so uh got to your topics? Ready to go?

Speaker 10 (01:00:43):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
Are you ready? Okay, it's now time for the topic train.

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
Here we go.

Speaker 8 (01:00:52):
It's the topic train.

Speaker 13 (01:00:55):
It's a topic.

Speaker 9 (01:00:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00:59):
Why talk about one topic? We can talk about a
whole train of topics?

Speaker 13 (01:01:03):
Is the topic track?

Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
I remember years ago when I came up with this idea.
Others have tried to steal it and take it down
the haul to their radio station. They've changed the name,
and it fails miserably. Anyway, welcome to the topic train.
The good thing about this topic is we don't even
know what our list of topics is yet. We're going
to surprise each other as our topics or other topics.
We'll start with you, by the way, with each topic,

(01:01:25):
if it hits a nerve, we want you to call
and participate on the topic train. All right? Uh, gandhi,
what is your topic? All right?

Speaker 5 (01:01:32):
Recently a couple of my friends have had celebrities try
to slide into.

Speaker 6 (01:01:37):
Their dms and get a little fresh with them. So
I want to know from you which celebrities have hit
on you?

Speaker 3 (01:01:43):
And how which celebrities have slid into your DMS to
try to hit on you?

Speaker 6 (01:01:47):
Yeah, or just hit on you out in the streets.

Speaker 3 (01:01:49):
How did it happen?

Speaker 8 (01:01:50):
I got stories of that one.

Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
Oh really? Okay, So no matter how they do it,
celebrities hit on you. We want to hear your story.
Wish I had an answer for that straight Nate your top. Okay,
So it's title stuck in the sink. Stuck in the sink.

Speaker 17 (01:02:03):
If you ever go to porn hub, there's an entire
category of people being stuck in some sort of household
appliance and then having sex washing machines, sinks, refrigerators, et cetera.
So my question is, have you ever been stuck in
a household appliance and had sex?

Speaker 16 (01:02:18):
Wow?

Speaker 8 (01:02:18):
Wow, that's a stretch.

Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
Okay, Well it seems to happen a lot on porno.
All right, Have you ever been stuck in a household
appliance and then you had sex?

Speaker 9 (01:02:28):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:02:29):
Okay, doesn't it count if you got your dinger stuck
in the vacuum cleaning something weird?

Speaker 3 (01:02:35):
We will call yeah. If your body part was stuck
in an appliance and you had sex with it.

Speaker 13 (01:02:41):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:02:41):
Call this now a diamond has one? Yes, diamond, what's
your topic?

Speaker 8 (01:02:45):
So one of my friends passed out on a date
with a guy, and I want to know what is
the most embarrassing thing that has happened to you on
a date?

Speaker 3 (01:02:53):
Oh no, okay, that's good. Yeah, yeah, god, okay, the
most embarrassing thing that happened to you on a date?
Do you have one?

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
I do?

Speaker 16 (01:03:01):
In recent times, I've been getting drunk with my parents
when we've been hanging out, and we never did that
when we were younger. So I'd like to know when
tell us about the time you got drunk with your
family and what was revealed?

Speaker 3 (01:03:14):
Okay, oh that's good, right, right, the things you learned
about your family because they were drunk, Danielle, So.

Speaker 8 (01:03:21):
Mine is called what's your dumb ass mommy move?

Speaker 7 (01:03:24):
Because my sister told my nephew that the doll in
my mom's living room would come alive at night.

Speaker 8 (01:03:30):
Guess who didn't sleep that night, my mom, my sister
or the kid.

Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
Okay, and that was a dumb ass move.

Speaker 8 (01:03:36):
What's your dumb ass mommy move?

Speaker 3 (01:03:38):
Exactly? What's your dumb ass mommy move? Or maybe what
was your mom's dumb ass mommy move when you were
a kid. Oh, very nice. It was open it up
to all dumbass mommy moves. All right, Mine is what's
the weirdest thing in your drunk drawer?

Speaker 9 (01:03:49):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:03:50):
I was cleaning up my jrunk drawer actually looking for
a penul last night. I came across some weird stuff.
I came across a lot of like a lot a
lot of pre rolled joints. Oh, smoke joints. Wow, the
stuff in your junk drawer. I found a garage door
opener to a garage I haven't had in fifteen years.

Speaker 9 (01:04:08):
M hm.

Speaker 3 (01:04:09):
I found all sorts of stuff in there. I found
an old cassette tape of me doing the five o'clock
whistle on Z one Hunt.

Speaker 8 (01:04:16):
It's usually keys to things. You don't know what these
things are.

Speaker 3 (01:04:19):
And this is an unusual though. What unusual thing do
you have in your junk drawer that you found? You're like, what,
all right, let's read it off the whole list. What
is the list of topics? All right?

Speaker 17 (01:04:28):
So, which celeb has hit on you? Maybe slid into
your dms? Have you ever been stuck in a household
appliance and had sex. Most embarrassing thing that's happened to
you on a date? What's your dumb ass mommy move?
And uh, what's the weirdest thing in your junk drawer?

Speaker 9 (01:04:45):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:04:45):
What was yours? Scary?

Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
It was?

Speaker 16 (01:04:47):
Tell us about the drunk stories that came out with
your pair exactly, you got drunks through the parents.

Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
What did you learn? All right, Josh, Hi, Hi, we're
doing okay? Uh and yah? Which of our topics are
you calling in about?

Speaker 23 (01:05:00):
So I'm calling about a celebrity that.

Speaker 9 (01:05:02):
Hit on me.

Speaker 3 (01:05:03):
There you go, that's Gandhi's all right, go ahead.

Speaker 23 (01:05:06):
So strolling around the Upper East Side, very tall, visibly
gay man, and I'll just leave it at that. I
stumble upon Ramona from the Real Housewives of New York City,
and uh, you know, she looks crazy on TV, but
when you see her in person, it sort of locks
in the locks in the mindset, huh and looks me

(01:05:28):
up and down and gives me a wink. And I'm thinking, honey,
you are so out of your league with this one.

Speaker 3 (01:05:33):
Oh my god. So Ramona from the Housewives of New
York looked you up and down and try to seduce
you with her crazy eyes. She did wow wow, And
he thought, I know, you know what, in New York City,
all is possible. But I bet you're way too much
guy for her to handle. He giggles.

Speaker 10 (01:05:57):
For him to.

Speaker 23 (01:06:00):
That was the real situation.

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (01:06:03):
Usually in Manhattan, as you know, Josh, celebrities just stick
with themselves. They don't give you a look. But when
they do, you know they're up to something, something raunchy.
All right, So Ramona from Real Housewives in New York.
That's a good one, Josh, thank you for sharing. I
appreciate it.

Speaker 23 (01:06:18):
Have a good day you too.

Speaker 3 (01:06:19):
Here you go, all right, Hey Kim, Hey, which of
the topics are you going to talk about today?

Speaker 28 (01:06:26):
It was scary?

Speaker 3 (01:06:27):
Oh yeah, the weird stuff you found out while getting
drunk with your family. What happened, Kim?

Speaker 28 (01:06:32):
Yes, So I was out one night with my parents.
We were drinking. I was about twenty two, and my
mom and dad were arguing about how I got named,
and my dad kind of let it loose that he
had an affair with an Asian girl and that's why
my name was Kim.

Speaker 3 (01:06:48):
Oh. So, we hit an affair with an Asian girl
whose name was Kim now and how did your mother
respond to this?

Speaker 28 (01:06:55):
She just kept drinking.

Speaker 3 (01:07:00):
Well, that is the answer to all problems, all right there, Kim. Now,
how does it make you feel knowing you were named
after someone your dad had an unfair with whatever?

Speaker 16 (01:07:09):
Right?

Speaker 12 (01:07:09):
You know?

Speaker 21 (01:07:10):
Like, hey, everyone got yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:07:15):
Yeah, and you do. Thank you, Kim, our very first
call on the top of tray. That was awesome. I'll
let's keep going. Let's go talk to Megan. Hey, Megan,
which topic are you calling about?

Speaker 13 (01:07:25):
Hi?

Speaker 26 (01:07:25):
I'm calling about Dondhie's topic about celebrity sliding and.

Speaker 3 (01:07:28):
DM Which celebrity slid into your DMS? And what was
that all about?

Speaker 26 (01:07:33):
David Blaine slid into my DMS a few years ago
the magician.

Speaker 3 (01:07:37):
Yeah, absolutely, my neighbor.

Speaker 26 (01:07:40):
So I tweeted something about one of his specials and
then I just get a DM from him saying hey,
where are you from? And I was freaking out, kind
of weirded out, but also like shocked, like celeb shocked.

Speaker 3 (01:07:52):
Did you answer him? Did you have a conversation with
David Blaine?

Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
I did?

Speaker 26 (01:07:56):
It actually lasted a few weeks. We facetimed once ooh nice,
so well and then he magically disappeared. Well, I kind
of like, I kind of ghosted him because I was
kind of creeped out. I thought he could read my mind.

Speaker 14 (01:08:11):
So I was in a little crease out.

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
You know what, David Blaine probably can't read your mind,
but he has that ara about him that makes you think, well,
if anyone could read my mind, David Blaine's.

Speaker 26 (01:08:23):
Exactly everything I would do. I was like, does he
know what I'm doing right now? Even though he's five
days away? Like I just felt freak.

Speaker 3 (01:08:29):
Out right there you go? All right, well, there you go.

Speaker 8 (01:08:32):
That's so cool.

Speaker 3 (01:08:33):
She ghosted David Blaine because well, he was reading her mind.
When you say it out loud, it's like, whoa. All right, Megan,
thank you very much. You have a good weekend. Thank
you for listening to us. Let's go to Hello, Laura,
which of our topics are you calling about?

Speaker 30 (01:08:51):
Ah, what happened on a date?

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:08:54):
The weirdest thing that happened on a date? That's is
the diamonds topic. Go ahead.

Speaker 30 (01:08:58):
Yes, I went on a blind date with a really
nice guy, and I came home to my ex serenading
me in my front lawn in my building in the rain.

Speaker 18 (01:09:09):
Was so embarrassing.

Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
So your date, got to watch your ex singing to
you in the rain. So I guess you never went
on another date with that guy.

Speaker 14 (01:09:19):
Actually I did that.

Speaker 26 (01:09:21):
He was so teak in a bag that somebody would
go through that much trouble and we work together for two.

Speaker 30 (01:09:28):
And a half years.

Speaker 26 (01:09:29):
Oh wow, Okay I do because my ax note up
with nine kids.

Speaker 3 (01:09:36):
Oh my god, this is crazy. Look it all worked
out though. So okay, what happened two and a half
years dating the guy you were on a date with,
and then now you're doing what?

Speaker 19 (01:09:48):
Now?

Speaker 30 (01:09:49):
I'm married to a woman.

Speaker 3 (01:09:50):
Okay, there you go. Wow, particularly, oh my god, all
the chapters in your book are pretty juicy.

Speaker 9 (01:09:56):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (01:09:58):
Thanks for listening to what you think a little simple
thing happens on a date. No, it wasn't simple at all. Wow.
We're finding out all sorts of stuff. Let's go to Erin.

Speaker 10 (01:10:06):
Hello Aaron, Hello, Hello, how are you guys?

Speaker 3 (01:10:10):
We're doing very well? Now, which of the topics you're
calling about?

Speaker 27 (01:10:14):
I'm falling about scary things you found out when you
were drunk with your family?

Speaker 3 (01:10:17):
Yeah. I think we all discovered some things about our
families we wish we hadn't. But what happened to you?

Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 27 (01:10:22):
Yeah, I don't know if you if this one counts,
but I found out my sister had sex with my
stepbrother in the room next to my mom and her husband,
and it was very loud and aggressive and nobody knows that.

Speaker 2 (01:10:33):
We all know.

Speaker 27 (01:10:34):
We don't know how to do it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:35):
The loud, aggressive stepbrother sex next to mom and dad's room. Wow, yeah,
what happened to that? Was that the end of that story?

Speaker 12 (01:10:44):
Uh?

Speaker 27 (01:10:45):
Well, I mean no, my sister had sex with him,
and then my sister doesn't know that we know, he
doesn't know that we know, and like, we don't know
what to do about it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:51):
But it took a family getting drunk for it all
to surface, right it did?

Speaker 17 (01:10:56):
Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 27 (01:10:57):
My mom's confided in me and it was over.

Speaker 3 (01:11:00):
And then had she been sober? Had she admitted to
this to you? Probably not? No, no, exactly. Alcohol is
the devil's nectar. All right, excellent, Thank you, Eron, But
good luck with your family. We had a wild one
come through on the text messages. I'm going to try
to find it. Hold on, hello, Amy, Hi, there you go.
So a celebrity, a celebrity or a semi quasi celebrity

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slipped into your DMS?

Speaker 2 (01:11:24):
Who was that?

Speaker 21 (01:11:25):
Yeah, I'm going with the celebrity scary?

Speaker 3 (01:11:28):
Oh scary? Okay, hold on, hold on, I can't hear. Okay, okay,
let's go ahead and let's open this up. Uh, go ahead, Amy,
What happened in the DMS? What was he trying to accomplish?

Speaker 21 (01:11:40):
It had to be the late nineties. There was a
meat market, remember when you did those.

Speaker 3 (01:11:45):
Yeah, absolutely, we were apped out.

Speaker 21 (01:11:48):
I got to talk into him and then we exchanged
info on our AOL instant messenger and we walk a
little bit.

Speaker 3 (01:11:55):
There you go. Was he Was he a gentleman or
did he get a little little freaky.

Speaker 22 (01:12:01):
No?

Speaker 21 (01:12:02):
Absolutely, a gentleman.

Speaker 26 (01:12:03):
Absolutely, and it came.

Speaker 18 (01:12:04):
Nothing ever came of it.

Speaker 10 (01:12:06):
We just uh DM do on ao L AOL.

Speaker 3 (01:12:12):
So much love sprouted from AOL. My favorite part of
the call is you were on AOL messenger?

Speaker 9 (01:12:19):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:12:20):
Amy? Thank you. It's nice to know. Are scary?

Speaker 9 (01:12:22):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (01:12:22):
Gentlemen? Thank you for listening to us. Hello Paula, Hello,
oh oh, someone finally chose my topic. What's the weirdest
thing you have in your junk drawer?

Speaker 28 (01:12:33):
Okay, I have this little coffin box with Captain's vaulting
in it on it and I keep all my kids
teeth inside.

Speaker 3 (01:12:41):
Oh so it's a dead toothbox. That's not so crazy.
I mean it's a way to remember.

Speaker 15 (01:12:51):
Kids.

Speaker 23 (01:12:51):
My kids even know that the tooth fairy leaves the
tooth so mommy can have it for her toothbox.

Speaker 3 (01:12:56):
Well, there you go. I know, at least you're collecting
like people's bones and things.

Speaker 8 (01:13:05):
There you go that it's gonna make a set of
dentures one day.

Speaker 3 (01:13:11):
A nice teeth you got, Well those are my kids. Okay,
all right, thank you very much. Not bad, not awful.
Now let's see hello Rona, Hi, Hi, which topic you're
calling about? On the topic train?

Speaker 13 (01:13:27):
So we'resting on a date?

Speaker 3 (01:13:29):
Oh yeah, what happened?

Speaker 9 (01:13:31):
So?

Speaker 28 (01:13:32):
I had one too many glasses of wine.

Speaker 30 (01:13:34):
And I threw up on my date in the restaurant, right.

Speaker 19 (01:13:38):
In the seat.

Speaker 28 (01:13:40):
And it was the winter time. So you had to
take all his clothes off and walk outs that I
with just long Johns and a T shirt.

Speaker 3 (01:13:47):
Oh now did you ever date him again?

Speaker 28 (01:13:51):
I'm married to him.

Speaker 3 (01:13:53):
The couple that vomits on each other's stays together. Is
that the rule? See, that's not that I would think
you we all have vomit on date stories. Gandhi told
us hers, Yes, I mean.

Speaker 6 (01:14:05):
I basically did the same thing.

Speaker 5 (01:14:07):
We were hanging out, having a great time, had a
little bit too much to drink, but we were making out,
and in the middle of us making out, I just
sort of leaned over to the right and puked and
he laughed and he was like, well, we are done
making out.

Speaker 3 (01:14:18):
I was on the beach in Galveston and there's this
guy where we were all hanging out with and we
were drinking way too much in the sun, and I
was that tonight tonight, said I. I was so excited.
And then me on the on the sand, I cleaned
up and looked up and he was gone, yeah, there's

(01:14:41):
that thank you take it easy. Yeah, where is the
one that happened on the ship? I love that text.
The Norwegian Yeah, oh my god, they were okay. My
family got drunk together at dinner on Norwegian breakaway. You know,
people love having fun on Norwegian cruises. We were a
rip my brother's ex boyfriend because he sucked and my

(01:15:03):
brother let the cat out of the bag. It was
giggling that his ex was uncircumcised. We were all surprised
since that was different for all of us. None of
us had been with someone uncircumcised. Then we were all laughing.
And then when someone said, well, your grandfather was uncircumcised too,
said grandma oh, And then Mom looked up and said,
well your dad was as well. So our old family
was talking about who in the family was uncircumcised. The

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magic things that happened on Norwegian ships. I don't know,
all right, this is that. What was the weirdest dumb
ass move your mother ever pulled on you? Danielle?

Speaker 8 (01:15:37):
Oh, my gosh, I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:15:39):
Oh.

Speaker 7 (01:15:40):
When she used to pretend like she ran away from
home and wow, she yeah, my mom used My dad
would come home, he goes, where's mommy going on? I
don't know, she ran away from home. I drove her
out and so where was she at the neighbor's house?
And my dad would say, just go to the neighbous house.

Speaker 8 (01:15:56):
That's where she is.

Speaker 3 (01:15:57):
Moms and dads, I must assume, do I mean they
lie a lot you do with your kids, right.

Speaker 8 (01:16:02):
Yeah, Like I'm gonna you know, they're gonna come and
I'm gonna call the bad kids. Home, They're gonna come
and take you away.

Speaker 10 (01:16:07):
But my kids are not.

Speaker 7 (01:16:09):
There's no such thing like that's not gonna happen. Like,
the kids nowadays are lots.

Speaker 8 (01:16:14):
Moreter than we were. We were really stupid.

Speaker 6 (01:16:16):
They could just google it and be like, what that
doesn't exist?

Speaker 10 (01:16:19):
Mom.

Speaker 3 (01:16:19):
We believe everything, and I love people admitting anything over
text because we can't see them face to face. I
was on a date and we were eating dinner outside
in one of those closed bubbles because of COVID, and
I pooped myself and I had to rambo the rest
of the night.

Speaker 8 (01:16:34):
Oh okay, what does that mean?

Speaker 6 (01:16:37):
Rambo the rest of the night.

Speaker 3 (01:16:40):
You have to go to the bathroom, get rid of
your underwear, and come back to come back to the
COVID bubble for the rest of your dinner.

Speaker 8 (01:16:46):
It's so disgusting.

Speaker 10 (01:16:49):
Oh my gosh, God, love our jobs.

Speaker 2 (01:16:54):
The kids are great.

Speaker 3 (01:16:55):
Do you really this is so stupid?

Speaker 2 (01:16:58):
I do too, Coming on Elvis d Ran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:17:13):
As in the Morning Show, where's intern Aarin? I have
a story. Hey, we love pets, we love our animals. Yes,
have you ever raised fish?

Speaker 2 (01:17:23):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:17:24):
I'm actually planning to get a fish. A sap I
want to get a beta fish in a planter.

Speaker 3 (01:17:29):
Okay, have you seen those?

Speaker 10 (01:17:30):
You can do that, They're pretty cool. Yeah, yeah, beta fish,
get a beta fish.

Speaker 8 (01:17:32):
Yeah, but you have to have only one bit of fish.

Speaker 3 (01:17:35):
Yes, a beta fish like a crowded.

Speaker 8 (01:17:37):
But they fight each other, kill each other, no stop.

Speaker 5 (01:17:40):
I have The only reason I even want to get
the fish is because I want to name it Beta
Gandhi Gandhi.

Speaker 3 (01:17:47):
So I was when I was a kid. I had
tons of fish I loved. I loved my aquarium.

Speaker 7 (01:17:52):
I love I had a shark and I had a
sting ray. I used to get in trouble. Well, we
made the mistake.

Speaker 8 (01:17:58):
We went to one of those carnivals. We won the
little goldfish, we throw the pink pong bowls.

Speaker 30 (01:18:03):
And that was it.

Speaker 7 (01:18:03):
And then we wound up with one hundred and fifty
gallon fish tank by the end of it all. And
my dad would yell at me because I would go
to the tank and open it up and pet the
sting right, he goes, no, don't do that.

Speaker 3 (01:18:14):
Yeah, I guess we learned why right. Hey, So intern eron,
good morning, good morning, thank you for coming in. Of course,
So now you're a fish enthusiast as well. Right, yes,
now you had a beta fish? Yes, Now how old
beta fish normally live?

Speaker 31 (01:18:29):
He normally lived three to five years.

Speaker 3 (01:18:31):
Three to five years, yes.

Speaker 31 (01:18:32):
And mine lived for about like ten years. And yeah,
so I thought that I had the longest living beta
fish ever. And about a month ago I found out
why that was.

Speaker 3 (01:18:41):
So, so what was your secret to make a typically
five year fish turn into a ten year beta fish?

Speaker 31 (01:18:47):
My parents kept replacing it, so, so you know, when
one died, they would just buy me another one.

Speaker 8 (01:18:55):
Oh my god, I think that's good parenting.

Speaker 31 (01:18:58):
Yeah, they didn't know.

Speaker 17 (01:18:59):
Is that.

Speaker 10 (01:19:01):
How old were you?

Speaker 6 (01:19:02):
I got it when I was three, I think, So
I tell you I've got parent I can't.

Speaker 8 (01:19:08):
Tell you, three year old your fish drop dead. You
go by the same fish.

Speaker 11 (01:19:11):
It's a lie.

Speaker 6 (01:19:12):
Oh my parents would be like, your fish is dead.

Speaker 3 (01:19:14):
So wait, so this fish is with loss. Yeah, this
fish really lived until you were thirteen years old. Yes,
and so you must have been just over the moon.

Speaker 1 (01:19:25):
I was.

Speaker 3 (01:19:26):
So what were you thinking at that time? Like, did
you feel like you had something to do with this
ten year old fish?

Speaker 10 (01:19:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 31 (01:19:32):
I thought that it was just like the most special
fish in the world.

Speaker 30 (01:19:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:19:38):
When you lost it at thirteen, I bet you were devastated.

Speaker 31 (01:19:42):
I was, but I had a dog at that point,
so like I had something to replace it.

Speaker 13 (01:19:45):
But the dog it was.

Speaker 10 (01:19:47):
I don't know who's till the truth that the dog
is eighty five years old.

Speaker 8 (01:19:51):
Did you live on a you know, like a farm
growing up?

Speaker 9 (01:19:53):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:19:54):
Okay, okay, Aaron, at what point in your life? And
why did your mother finally tell you that they replaced
your beta fish for five years? Just to think make
you think it lived to be ten years old.

Speaker 31 (01:20:05):
So about a month ago I was talking to her
about the fish and she was like, oh, like, which
Dorothy are you talking about? And I was like, what
do you mean? And she goes, oh, we kept replacing
it to keep it alive.

Speaker 8 (01:20:16):
Wow, okay, so sweet, but yeah, but were you alive?

Speaker 10 (01:20:20):
I was a little mad, Yeah, a little bit.

Speaker 31 (01:20:22):
I was like, how did you keep that from me
for like what seven years? After the fish? The last
fish there?

Speaker 6 (01:20:28):
I have a lot of questions. Well you made them
finally say okay, now.

Speaker 3 (01:20:32):
Dorothy is the dog.

Speaker 31 (01:20:34):
I don't know the dog.

Speaker 3 (01:20:35):
I mean, they essentially could have just kept it going
till today.

Speaker 6 (01:20:39):
Dorothy could still be alive.

Speaker 3 (01:20:41):
Dorothy could still be alive.

Speaker 31 (01:20:43):
I would have never known, I know.

Speaker 3 (01:20:46):
So, you know what, this is not unusual that parents
bend the truth for kids. I'm sure if you, if
you're really probe, you could find something else. Your mom
and dad or your mom was not completely honest about Daniel.
You're a mom, and I know that you don't. I've
got things do you have you don't want, don't want
to divulge. So with me, it was cats because I

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had cats growing up. I love cats. I'm a cat
and dog person, which is some people don't understand that.
But you know, every once in a while, a cat
would disappear and mom would say, you know, we took
him out to the farm because we had a we
had a piece of property out there. Cats, you know, Fluffy, yeah,
Sugar whatever her name was, living in the barn, chasing
mice and living a happy, happy life.

Speaker 7 (01:21:30):
They did that to me with a chicken. I had
a pet chicken named Tweety that we found walking around
the Bronx.

Speaker 8 (01:21:35):
Don't ask questions. My dad made it a little pen
in the backyard and one.

Speaker 7 (01:21:40):
Day my Mom's like, oh yeah, Tweety went to live
on the farm, and I'm still to this day commenced.
I don't think she cooked it, because she would never
have done that. But I'm still to this day thinking
maybe he died and they didn't tell me. But she's like, no,
you know, you know we should call Can we.

Speaker 4 (01:21:54):
Call her mom?

Speaker 3 (01:21:55):
Let's see what happened to tweety. It's time to get
to the bottom of this. What about you, Gandhi?

Speaker 9 (01:21:58):
Do you do?

Speaker 3 (01:21:59):
Do Indian parents lie to their Indian kids?

Speaker 5 (01:22:01):
I can't speak for all of them, but mine sure didn't.
My mom picking up from a slumber party one day
with my dead bird in a shoe box, oh, and
told me, I'm really sorry to tell you this, but
shemy's dead.

Speaker 2 (01:22:11):
Here he is.

Speaker 5 (01:22:12):
And then the person whose house I was sleeping out
over at she owned like or she had all these
different creatures, she rehabbed them for wildlife, and she's like,
the only reason I brought shell me over was to
find out what happened. And I opened the box and
there's my dead bird.

Speaker 3 (01:22:23):
She did not try to show. So do you okay
the question? Do you feel? Do you feel you wish
she would have sugarcoated it and told you that you
want to know the truth.

Speaker 5 (01:22:33):
Yes, I'm so glad that every question I asked my
parents they were one hundred percent honest about.

Speaker 3 (01:22:37):
But Aaron, are you sort of happy that your your
mom bought you several Dorothy Beta fish?

Speaker 2 (01:22:42):
I kind of am.

Speaker 31 (01:22:43):
I mean I was probably like five or six when
the first one died, so I feel like I would
have devastated.

Speaker 10 (01:22:48):
Like how would have changed your life? What different trajectory?
I feel like this is wrong.

Speaker 11 (01:22:54):
This is going to deal with loss? Yeah, yeah, exactly,
this is going to deal with this is the way
things go something everything at three.

Speaker 8 (01:23:01):
Years old, you're supposed to be protecting your kids from
things like that.

Speaker 11 (01:23:04):
You don't happened.

Speaker 8 (01:23:06):
No, I'm sorry, grand.

Speaker 3 (01:23:11):
Grandma, Grandma one at a time.

Speaker 8 (01:23:14):
If Grandma dies, that's a different story. That's something that
you can place Grandma. But a fish, you can go
out and get another fish.

Speaker 5 (01:23:23):
Okay, But what if your kid did something to the
fish to kill it, and then you need to teach
them you can't do that.

Speaker 3 (01:23:31):
Hold on, please your attention, please you people. Let's go
back to Grandma. Let's say you walk into Grandma's house
for dinner for lunch on Sunday, like you've gone. You've
gone to Grandma's house every Sunday since you were a
little little girl. And Grandma just looks different. Let's say
she she has curly she has curly hair. Now Grandma

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now has curly hair, and the food doesn't taste the same,
and she doesn't know where her bedroom is.

Speaker 8 (01:23:59):
Yeah, you guys, how far can we go and replace Grandma?

Speaker 3 (01:24:08):
His grandma? She just looked different today, she did her hair. Grandma,
your hair is different. You smell different, do you, Aaron,
do you feel like you're you're You're okay? I mean,
You're gonna get through this.

Speaker 31 (01:24:20):
I think I'm gonna get through it all right.

Speaker 3 (01:24:22):
Best of luck to your intern air and everyone.

Speaker 5 (01:24:24):
Ye parents got lucky to her parents got lucky that
they that she never found the fish herself when it passed.

Speaker 3 (01:24:32):
Well, no, you just flush them right down.

Speaker 6 (01:24:34):
Yeah, but what if she was just walking by like
they found it every time that it died.

Speaker 3 (01:24:38):
Because it's really weird because the house I grew up
in is no longer in the family. But I know
in that backyard there are so many all the bones
of all the animals that it was all the fish,
all the frogs, there were a couple of kittens back
there and cats, and I mean, it's it's a it's
a it's a pet graveyard.

Speaker 5 (01:24:54):
We have that too, my mom's house, pet cemetery, pet
cemetery exactly.

Speaker 7 (01:24:58):
You walk around my mom's yard and there's little like
headstones and all kinds from all the animals that pass.

Speaker 3 (01:25:04):
I bet you got people back.

Speaker 5 (01:25:09):
I want to know how Danielle found a chicken wandering
in the bronx, but she said, don't ask.

Speaker 7 (01:25:13):
Somebody got it for an Easter pet and then they
let it.

Speaker 8 (01:25:15):
Out, and so.

Speaker 3 (01:25:19):
Had your mother here?

Speaker 2 (01:25:20):
My dad?

Speaker 3 (01:25:22):
Call back, call back, I got to call you hello, Gina.

Speaker 12 (01:25:26):
Hi.

Speaker 3 (01:25:27):
Yeah, So, uh, you think it's good or bad to
replace the fish for your kids and not tell them.
It's a different way.

Speaker 18 (01:25:34):
My son's only two, so he wouldn't notice.

Speaker 28 (01:25:37):
But I want to replace the fish for my husband
because it's crazy.

Speaker 8 (01:25:41):
Okay, that's very nice. I'd nothing wrong with that, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:25:44):
You're a good person, chee. It's okay. You just want
to make him happy.

Speaker 7 (01:25:48):
It's like if you've lost your diamond ear rings accidentally,
you replace them so your husband doesn't get upset.

Speaker 3 (01:25:56):
There makes makes sense to me, all right, Well, thank you, Gina,
thanks for so Okay. So if okay, how many people
listening show up hands, I won't be able to see them.
But you had a dog, a pet disappear, and your
mom and dad told you they took the dog to
the dog farm. Right, Okay, God only knows what really

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happened to the dog, but the dog is the dog farm.
Here's my question for you. If you live outside the
city limits, do you live near this dog farm? Would
you call me? Is there really a dog farm? Is
it out there by the poor farm that my parents
kept telling me we were moving to.

Speaker 8 (01:26:30):
Yeah, and the bad girls home dry next to.

Speaker 3 (01:26:35):
The bad girls farm.

Speaker 10 (01:26:36):
Oh, and the poor farm and the dog farm.

Speaker 6 (01:26:38):
My parents used to threaten me with deporting me to India.

Speaker 3 (01:26:41):
Wait, maybe all these farms, Maybe all these farms are
in India.

Speaker 11 (01:26:44):
Maybe is the poor house on the poor farm because
that's where we were always going to them?

Speaker 3 (01:26:48):
I don't know. Do you have them on the farm?

Speaker 10 (01:26:51):
Yes, Grrett, I went to the farm for the kids
who couldn't finish their dinner.

Speaker 3 (01:26:54):
Oh did you?

Speaker 4 (01:26:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:26:55):
I was gonna be sent to that farm if I
didn't finish my every minute. So Garrett, your mother said,
if you don't finish your dinner, You're going to the
farm that they set up just for kids that don't
finish their dinner.

Speaker 29 (01:27:06):
She would pick up the phone start having a conversation
with someone, and then one day the operator was on
the other line. My mom started having a conversation with
the operator. Operator started playing along. Scared me straight. I
had every meal.

Speaker 3 (01:27:19):
I there you go. It's out there by the poor
farm and the dog's farm in India, in your love
or not. I gotta move on, ready, I gotta move ony. Okay,
here we go. Okay, Hi, hello, Daniel's mom, Sorry to
bother you.

Speaker 17 (01:27:37):
Yes, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:27:38):
So when Danielle was a little girl, her chicken tweety,
we need to know what happened, really, what happened to
the chicken tweety?

Speaker 8 (01:27:47):
Did you really send tweety to the farm?

Speaker 27 (01:27:50):
It was chiky tweety.

Speaker 19 (01:27:51):
I don't even remember chicky tweety.

Speaker 22 (01:27:53):
We had a chick, chicken, real chick.

Speaker 19 (01:27:56):
As far as I know, he went to a farm
and he was supposed to be a special chicken. Legs.

Speaker 1 (01:28:02):
I don't know, Okay, I know.

Speaker 19 (01:28:04):
Is it pooped all over the hat of the place?

Speaker 3 (01:28:06):
Yeah, I know, so missus Monaro. Here's when I was
growing up. Every time I would lose a pet, they
would tell me, oh, we took the dog to the farm.
He's living on a farm of dogs. And then you know,
we just heard from our intern Aaron. Her mom kept
replacing her fish for like ten years. But sometimes parents,
in order to protect their kids, they love them, they

(01:28:26):
tell them these things. Now, now you've been telling Danielle
that Tweety the chicken went to a special chicken farm.
But I really didn't think that. It's she's a grown woman.

Speaker 7 (01:28:37):
Now, if Tweety died and you didn't want to tell me,
you could tell me now.

Speaker 19 (01:28:42):
No, I have no idea my parents did that to me?

Speaker 10 (01:28:44):
Did you cook it?

Speaker 9 (01:28:46):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:28:46):
I had.

Speaker 19 (01:28:47):
I had a cat and it went to before in
operation so to speak us what they called me? Right,
And I kept asking and asking and they never said anything, said, oh,
he's still in the hospital. He's still in hospital. So
then of course I forgot about it years after years, right,
And then when I grew up, they told me that, oh,
they didn't want to pay for the operations, so they
had him put down. Oh it was grown up when

(01:29:08):
I found out they killed my cat.

Speaker 10 (01:29:10):
How long you think of.

Speaker 8 (01:29:11):
Cat's in the hospital like you like they kept telling
like how long did.

Speaker 1 (01:29:15):
I tell you that for?

Speaker 19 (01:29:17):
When you're you know, you're a little kid, and you
keep asking and then they bang. You figure, Okay, maybe
he's reco cuperating.

Speaker 3 (01:29:23):
I know, but then he didn't put a cat in
the hospice, in the intensive in the ICU, the intensive
cat unit. He's been cat rehab. I know, but but
you know what, no offense. I love you, missus minaraw
you know I do, But you still haven't answered the
question what happened to treaty?

Speaker 19 (01:29:41):
Any One that would know the answer to that is
probably a father.

Speaker 13 (01:29:44):
But I get the phone.

Speaker 3 (01:29:46):
Is he there?

Speaker 19 (01:29:47):
He's probably having Oh he's probably having breakfast bam with
his friends. You have to call him on his cell phone.
I probably did already, right, But wait a minute.

Speaker 3 (01:29:56):
So you didn't have the type of relationship with your
husband at that time where he would say you no,
I had to take Danny's chicken out to this whatever.

Speaker 19 (01:30:05):
She would have told us the truth because we had
a dog and I came home and the dog was gone.
Happened to the dog?

Speaker 3 (01:30:10):
God, what is it with your house? The animals animals
remind me not to bring my dog over there.

Speaker 6 (01:30:15):
Documentary on this house.

Speaker 3 (01:30:16):
All right, missus, b have a nice dag A.

Speaker 8 (01:30:21):
Well, wait, you have to understand why he took the
dog to the pound.

Speaker 7 (01:30:24):
The dog we bought it, We got it from the pound,
and it started biting everyone in the fight.

Speaker 8 (01:30:29):
He wouldn't want the kids to get hurt, so my
dad took it to the pound. That's what happened with the.

Speaker 3 (01:30:32):
Wait, I have your dad here, yes, uh Roy, yes,
sorry is my favorite. Sorry to bother you, but we
have it. We have a question, okay, when when Danny
was a little girl, she had her little chicken, Tweety
the chicken, and she was told that Tweety went off
to a special chicken farm. We want to know the truth.

(01:30:53):
Did did she? Did the chicken really pass away? And
you just wanted to protect your daughter from the truth?

Speaker 9 (01:30:58):
No, no, no, actually, and the chicken was a Rhode
Island red, which is a very very non common chicken.
A guy that worked for me, his name was Louie.
His family owned a farm upstate, and what he did very.

Speaker 3 (01:31:15):
Was that next to the poor farm that my parents
almost girls farm were. Now let me ask you this,
this chicken farm. Was it a Kentucky and he was
run by some kernel.

Speaker 9 (01:31:30):
Unfortunately I never met the guy who owned this farm,
but I that, uh, the guy that did work for me, Louie.
I know he was very up, uh, you know, very honest.

Speaker 3 (01:31:39):
Of course, there's always a guy named Louis involved.

Speaker 8 (01:31:42):
Actually he was a special chicken that only that they
needed for the eggs, and that they weren't going to
eat it.

Speaker 9 (01:31:49):
They a Rhode Island red.

Speaker 10 (01:31:53):
Roy Roy.

Speaker 3 (01:31:54):
Don't lie, did you guys put the chicken roy?

Speaker 9 (01:31:58):
No, that we didn't do. And you'll tell you about
the time that I brought home a fresh killed turkey
for Thanksgiving.

Speaker 8 (01:32:04):
I would need it.

Speaker 9 (01:32:05):
What happened nobody new family would eat it.

Speaker 10 (01:32:13):
It's like the one do you think they do with
all the other ones?

Speaker 3 (01:32:15):
Dan, It's like a lobster in the tank. It's the
same thing.

Speaker 8 (01:32:18):
You just go and choose your ty, not choosing anything.

Speaker 3 (01:32:20):
All right, exactly, So this turkey, did you take him
to a farm? The Purdue farm?

Speaker 9 (01:32:28):
The chicken up?

Speaker 7 (01:32:30):
The turkey, by the way, is Daddy's birthday, Happy Bergs.

Speaker 3 (01:32:38):
Chicken killer? All right, all right, go back to breakfast,
We love you bye, all right, But there you go.
So now it took thirty minutes.

Speaker 10 (01:32:46):
To get to the I love I say.

Speaker 3 (01:32:49):
I sent the chicken up state.

Speaker 11 (01:32:50):
That's the reasons who.

Speaker 10 (01:32:51):
Goes to jail chicken.

Speaker 3 (01:32:53):
It was a special chicken and a guy, and I
worked with a guy named Louis.

Speaker 5 (01:32:58):
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Speaker 3 (01:33:28):
I want to talk about this story, Gandhi. Yes, you'll
give the story just quickly if you would.

Speaker 5 (01:33:33):
It says that unmarried women are healthier and happier than
everyone else in the world.

Speaker 3 (01:33:37):
Okay, now, why is this? According to this source.

Speaker 5 (01:33:40):
Because they can focus on their goals, they take more
risks at work, they don't have the feelings of guilt,
being weighed down by family members and what they need
to do for society. They're just living their lives the
way that they want to live them.

Speaker 3 (01:33:51):
All right. Of course, keep in mind Gandhi is a
single female. Yes, I am all right.

Speaker 6 (01:33:56):
I enjoy this research, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:33:58):
So, by the way, now, keep in mind, research doesn't
say this is the way it is that you just
have to know it's you know, it doesn't. It doesn't
apply to every single person like Daniel, for instance, you
seem to be very very happy with two children.

Speaker 8 (01:34:11):
I wouldn't give it up for the world exactly, but
you know.

Speaker 10 (01:34:14):
Because you're stuck the let's face it, you're stuck.

Speaker 7 (01:34:16):
There are moments where you know, you get upset, but
the pros outweigh the cons in my in my book
at least, and I would not give it up for
the world.

Speaker 6 (01:34:26):
I'm exactly opposite.

Speaker 5 (01:34:28):
Like when I have friends over all the time and
I come home, I'm like, oh you're here, get out
all right?

Speaker 3 (01:34:33):
To myself, Okay, keep in mind, this is one research project.
We're not pointing fingers and saying anyone is better or
worse than anyone else. Let's just get that out of
the way right. I don't want to hear any bitch
in and moan and let's just look at the research
and let's comment on it. Right again. This is a
report about a research study from a professor that says that.

Speaker 6 (01:34:51):
Single women are the happiest group of people on the planet.

Speaker 3 (01:34:54):
Okay, what they did, obviously is they did the pros
and cons. Obviously the pros outweigh the cons more for
single women than it did for any other subsets, Right,
married women or men or single men, like all of us.
This isn't just a female thing, This isn't every one thing.
Who's the happiest person you're saying, according to this research study,

(01:35:16):
single women, Yes, according to.

Speaker 5 (01:35:18):
The research study, because you are more likely to take
risks at work and follow your dreams, fulfill the things
that you wanted to get done in your life.

Speaker 6 (01:35:25):
It says that you're healthier and you live longer.

Speaker 3 (01:35:27):
Now do they talk about the age of women, because
I'm thinking if you're if let's say you're in your
late thirties or early forties, it may not apply to
you as much as it would a twenty two year
old woman.

Speaker 6 (01:35:37):
This does not have an age group.

Speaker 3 (01:35:39):
Huh Yeah, all right, single and happy, single and happy,
and Danielle seems healthy. She's got guns. Yeah, you got
some guns.

Speaker 30 (01:35:47):
Huh.

Speaker 8 (01:35:48):
I'm working on it.

Speaker 3 (01:35:49):
You do you take good care of yourself? You love
your kids? I do you love your husband? I can't
imagine in life without Oh no, okay, and then nor
should you. All right?

Speaker 7 (01:35:58):
So with that, but I feel like I take sometimes
more risks because I have them, like with certain things,
because I want to get to that next goal so
that I can provide for them a little bit more.

Speaker 8 (01:36:09):
Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 10 (01:36:10):
Financial risks?

Speaker 8 (01:36:11):
So sometimes I feel like I, Yeah, so you're not.

Speaker 3 (01:36:14):
Pulling risks on your kids, like no, letting them eat
off the floor. No, they do that on their own, right,
all right, kids, let's go lick the at keep head,
oh netter.

Speaker 7 (01:36:24):
When my son licked the banister at the at the
subway station, that wasn't good.

Speaker 3 (01:36:29):
Yeah, anyway, so scary things. This sort of applies to
guys too. Yeah, you know what, I know, single guys
versus guys who were right the survey was for women.
But I'm happier than a pig and dung right now
that I don't have to that's gross, go away, you know,
if you're gonna use lines like that, just go away happy. Well,
the survey is not for women, it's for everyone again.

Speaker 5 (01:36:48):
Yes, okay, And it actually says opposite of what you
just said. It said men are far, far happier in
a relationship.

Speaker 3 (01:36:55):
I read that the other day too. But guys need
to be tethered, they need to be ground.

Speaker 2 (01:37:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:37:00):
I actually think that's true because if you look at
you know, couples who get older and one of them
passes away, it seems like women just kind of enjoy it,
stay single, do whatever.

Speaker 6 (01:37:07):
Guys get married again in like.

Speaker 3 (01:37:08):
A day, right, they need maybe less. Yeah, they need
to be in that relationship. They need someone to help
them get through the day. Hey, Paige, how are you doing?

Speaker 13 (01:37:18):
I'm great.

Speaker 7 (01:37:19):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (01:37:19):
Guys?

Speaker 3 (01:37:20):
We're doing well. So you've never you're you've never been
happy being single?

Speaker 21 (01:37:24):
No, I mean I am grown up. So my parents
got divorced and I was like two or three, and
they it was pretty it was pretty bad. So growing
up I've always wanted to have that happy ever after,
I guess never really felt right being single. But everybody
I dated was kind of awful too, So you know,
hey that but you know the guy that I ended

(01:37:46):
up marrying. I mean, he has he just gets me,
you know, and every time I'm with him, I'm just
I'm just very excited.

Speaker 3 (01:37:53):
Wow.

Speaker 21 (01:37:54):
So I just feel like I've finally, you know, finally
found my happiness.

Speaker 1 (01:37:57):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:37:57):
Good and congratulations. That's awesome and great for you and
anyone else who's experiencing the same thing. But keep in mind,
this is a this is hard for some people to get,
and I know you do. Though it's a study. We're
not talking about everyone. We know that it doesn't apply
to everyone, right, But they're saying as a whole, being
a single female, you have a better chance at happiness

(01:38:22):
than you do in all the other sectors according to
this study. That makes sense, now, No.

Speaker 21 (01:38:26):
I absolutely get that. Like my best friend is single
and she has no desire to get married ever, and
I mean she's happy, So who cares.

Speaker 3 (01:38:34):
Everybody's different, Yeah, like Gandhi for instance.

Speaker 6 (01:38:37):
Yeah, it's just never been something that's on my list.

Speaker 5 (01:38:39):
And I will say I was in a relationship for
a long time and when we broke up, I did
start doing all of the things. I started to take
more risks and care more about myself, and I am
happier now than I ever was before.

Speaker 3 (01:38:50):
So here's my question for everyone, including you, Paige. If
we can learn from this study about how females who
are unmarried and single with no kidkids are the happiest,
how can we find the things that cause them to
be happy and apply them to our lives if we
have kids, or if we are getting married, or we

(01:39:10):
have a boyfriend or a girlfriend. You know what I'm saying.
I think there's something to be learned about balance, the
risk taking. All right, page, thank you for listening.

Speaker 21 (01:39:17):
To us, No problem, have a great day, guys.

Speaker 5 (01:39:20):
I think that the balance is don't forget yourself because
I think a lot of times when people get married
and they have kids, that you fall into making them
one hundred percent.

Speaker 6 (01:39:28):
Your life and your priorities, and you forget about yourself.

Speaker 5 (01:39:30):
Which maybe is what makes you unhappy. So if you don't,
and you continue to do things like Danielle is and
follow your dreams and take the risks, maybe you still
stay happy.

Speaker 7 (01:39:37):
I always say that if you don't take care of yourself,
it's very hard for you to take care of somebody. Actually, yeah,
so you cannot neglect yourself. Sometimes it's not easy because
obviously what they're well being and taking care of them,
and take care of your husband or your wife or
whatever that has to come you know first. And you know,
when we go on a trip, I make sure they're
all taken care of before I pack myself or before

(01:39:59):
I take care of what I'm need. I make sure that,
you know, But that's just the way that.

Speaker 3 (01:40:02):
Think of it this way. So think of it this way.
You get married, and then those voices in your head
like oh my god, did I say something that made
them mad? Or oh my god, I better do it
this way otherwise I'm going to get hell from them
because and maybe I don't want to go do that,
even though I really love to go do that with
my friends, because it'll it'll cause a problem at home.

(01:40:23):
When you start getting into those inner conversations. I think
that's the slippery slope. You stop being yourself. You're with
someone who's not allowing you to be yourself. Yes, and
maybe partially your fault. You're not communicating to them, Hey,
I love you, but you need to understand if you
don't let me be me and take my chances and
take my risks, then I'm not going to be good

(01:40:45):
for you.

Speaker 6 (01:40:45):
Oh that's so important.

Speaker 7 (01:40:46):
And also you fell in love with this me, so
why would I change this me to you know what
I mean? Like it is all about compromise, of course,
but you know this is the person you wanted to
be with, so why would you want.

Speaker 8 (01:40:59):
To change that?

Speaker 3 (01:41:00):
Exactly? You got to be you? So what you said
Gandhi is so important. You've got to continue to be
you if you want a relationship to work. Yeah, Frog,
you and Danielle kind of touched on it.

Speaker 11 (01:41:12):
You kind of lose the person that you were that
this person met that made them want to change their
life and be with you and fall in love, and
then you don't become that person any longer because you're
trying so hard to please them that you've lost.

Speaker 3 (01:41:24):
You can tend you to be you?

Speaker 1 (01:41:27):
Is?

Speaker 3 (01:41:27):
It's true? Though?

Speaker 16 (01:41:27):
I think if you're looking for a balance for married
women that the balance is you need time away with
the girls.

Speaker 3 (01:41:34):
I need time away with the girls. All right, So gosh,
you know what, Okay, think about it. You're in a
relationship that you've been dating this person for a couple
of years now. There's something missing that you miss from
being single, even though you're happy being with them. We
just figured it out. You just had an epiphany. It
was like, oh my god, I need to be more independent,
but I can still be in a relationship, don't It's

(01:41:56):
about balance. Don't lose yourself, right, Yes, yes, I'm looking
at you. Yes, yes, straight and eight and a phone
call just come in. Yes I do. Here we go.
We love phone calls. Well, someone's on that line. Hello, Sarah,
what's going on?

Speaker 23 (01:42:11):
Hello?

Speaker 14 (01:42:11):
I was just listening, and I have to say that
I'm actually much happier and being married my husband I
had been together since we're about married for three years
and we've come to lord adventures actually being married than
I ever wasn't a single.

Speaker 3 (01:42:25):
See why because it gives you the confidence to go
out there and live your life because you have a partner.

Speaker 14 (01:42:29):
Oh yeah, Like he encourages me to be myself. You
always want to go, like, let's go somewhere. We never
send it before, and it's more fun.

Speaker 3 (01:42:36):
All right, there you go. See, but you're still you.

Speaker 14 (01:42:40):
Oh absolutely, don't give up on you.

Speaker 9 (01:42:42):
I looked before.

Speaker 3 (01:42:43):
Yeah, you know what, Every once in a while you
got to look at your boyfriend, your girlfriend or your
husband and your wife and say you know what. You
You're here because I'm excellent.

Speaker 10 (01:42:55):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (01:42:56):
I want to see what we actually look like, princess
that resides over the pits of Hell.

Speaker 15 (01:43:03):
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Speaker 3 (01:43:20):
Am I the only one on the show who's actually
gone blonde?

Speaker 29 (01:43:25):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:43:25):
No, I've done it.

Speaker 3 (01:43:26):
I've done it, Danielle.

Speaker 8 (01:43:29):
I was very yeah, I was very very late.

Speaker 3 (01:43:32):
You remember how platinum blonde I was several years ago
that you were that blonde?

Speaker 8 (01:43:35):
No, no, no, I wasn't platine.

Speaker 3 (01:43:36):
Okay, No, that was like extreme extreme bliance and Gandhi,
you went that extreme?

Speaker 6 (01:43:41):
Like really, I was pretty blond.

Speaker 30 (01:43:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:43:43):
When I first started, I actually look at pictures and
I'm like, dear God, what was I thinking?

Speaker 3 (01:43:46):
It's terrible? Okay, look, I'm not okay, I'm not saying
that people who are blonde, and I'm not talking about
blonde people, Okay, but when you change your hair color
to extreme blonde like I did. I was looking at
pictures last night of me when my hair was platinum blonde,
and in every single picture, I can go back to
that moment and really I was realizing I was out

(01:44:08):
of my mind. I was going to I was going
for this through this crazy phase in my life where
I was just a lunatic.

Speaker 11 (01:44:15):
I have some of those pictures we were on one
of the trips. I think we were in Mexico where
we were in Puntacana. We were somewhere and we were
with Mike Posner and every single picture you are just
that platinum, platinum, bright blonde, right.

Speaker 3 (01:44:27):
And it was a lunatic because I remember that trip
and when I was the Grand Marshal of the Miami
Beach Gay Pride Parade. Oh remember I put on that
that sheer tattoo tattoo what is it called the tattoo
shirt whatevere. It makes it look like you have sleeves,
you know, tattoo sleeves. And I was tattooed and like

(01:44:48):
the back of my shirt had the words like like
do me on it. It was crazy. I went to
this insane I guess it was necessary, this insane moment
in my life. I was a total lunatic. There's a
picture that Froggy's hosting or a showing in the zoom
room of me holding that it was a penis water gun.

(01:45:11):
I was walking around Miami Beach shooting water out of
a penis shaped water gun at people look at that.
So I don't know what it was. But you know,
we've talked about this many times on the show. Sometimes
when you need an extreme change in your life, you
cut off of your hair or you go platinum blonde
like I did, and I slowly started to subside after

(01:45:32):
my natural gray came out or black whatever it is,
salt and pepper. It was this weird? Can you go back? Okay? Okay,
well no one can hear it really the radio.

Speaker 1 (01:45:45):
And tell.

Speaker 3 (01:45:46):
So my question to you is, do you recall going
through a period in your life where you did something
extreme and you you turned into a lunatic? Do you
can you go back to any time like that?

Speaker 30 (01:45:57):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:45:58):
By the way, people are now saying that when you
go crazy hair colors you have an identity issue. Someone
sent that text in maybe it's true.

Speaker 5 (01:46:08):
Yeah, my hair was black my whole life. I had
never died it ever, and then my first big die job,
I was like, make it blonde, and I was definitely
going through something.

Speaker 3 (01:46:16):
So it's good though. I think it's good to be
able to pinpoint those times in your life and go
back and go, wait, why did I do that? Because
I remember when I had my hair, when I went platinum.
Alex hated it. He said, you look like a slut.

Speaker 8 (01:46:30):
Why wouldn't you like that?

Speaker 3 (01:46:32):
Are you slut shaming me? Mean stomach?

Speaker 2 (01:46:36):
They wake me up like the Morning Show?

Speaker 1 (01:46:38):
Are we on?

Speaker 2 (01:46:40):
Elvis ter Ran in the Morning Show?

Speaker 3 (01:46:45):
All right, we are done, but we're coming back. Don't
you worry until next time. Say peace out, everybody.

Speaker 10 (01:46:51):
Pe