October 23, 2024 • 7 mins
"Scurvy" is making a comeback, and somehow we landed on Straight Nate making Leprosy jokes.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I don't know when I was a kid, conversations going on,
and it's like, oh my god, you shouldn't do that.
You'll get scurvy. And someone else will say scurvy hasn't
been around since the Stone Ages.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Like a pirate disease, isn't it?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Look it up.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
It's a lash of vitamin C.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Yes, scurvy is making a comeback. What you're saying that? Yes? No, Okay, no,
it's not. You can't say no, because I wouldn't have
said it if it was.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
No.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Scurvy's making a comeback. You should say it is. Of
course it is, because I just said it is away.
I need music.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Why is it making a comeback because people aren't eating healthy?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Oh? I think? Why don't you look it up? Oh
you have the story. I don't. Oh, I know it's
scurvy's making a comeback. You know me. I just read
the headlines. I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
It says if you don't have vitamin C in your
diet for at least three months, you can get scurvy.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
But we all get vitamin C from different sources. But
in the news today.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
I'm looking.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
There's a full story here, but it didn't come up
all in those the headline I want you to fill
into Blake.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
It says it could be re emerging amid the cost
of living crisis and the rise in weight loss surgery
because you're losing nutrients apparently when you have these surgeries,
and people staying inside way longer than you used to
stay inside.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
So you're not getting your sunshining your sunshine.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Do you see the symptoms of scurvy?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
I mean, I think I think Nate may have scurvy.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
What what symptoms are you seeing?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
So soft, swollen and livid, gums that bleed easily, Oh okay,
gums that separate from the teeth causing them to loosen,
swollen legs that are glossy and develop foul ulcers, bleeding
from the nose and mouth, and body evacuations that are
intolerably feted.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
What is fetted?
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Me?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
F E T I D like stinky, don't good? And
I have all of those? Wow, I have I have fed?
It is it feeded? Fed? I've feded? Here's Nate, you
have scurvy. I don't have scurvy, but I've read a
lot about scurvy, but scurvy's making a comeback. Really, why,
(02:18):
oh my god, where have you been? I don't pay attention.
My favorite thing is I said, oh my god, look
at this. Scurvy's making a comeback, and scary goes no,
because I think about it like I think about rickets
and scarlet fever and bubonic play.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Do you want to know why sailors got scurvy?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I know there's a cow's it was at, but.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
They're saying that on the ship because they would be
away for a long time. They didn't want to have
these foods that would go bad, so they would have
biscuits and stuff like that, and there was no vitamin
C in any fresh food.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
They didn't have any flenstoes Chewa bowls at s is,
so hand me a bernie. Their teeth would fall out.
It's frightening, exactly, acvy. Well, you know what, Gandhi just
gave us all these things, but now we're convinced you
may have it, but also no, Actually, Danielle toes, what
else is on the list of things that that the
Nate's doing.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Bleeding from the nose and mouth, what body evacuations that
are intolerably fetid FI.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I don't know. I've never had a separate from the
teeth causing them to lose I like, this is a
zombie apocalypse. But is fetied stools? Doesn't she work down
at BBC? She does, She works down the hallway fted stools.
So if scurvy's making a comeback, what does it say
about our I mean people have a massive deficiency invitament. Well,
(03:40):
you missed it, Gandhi gave us the answer. Do you
want to hear it again? Yeah, this is why, this
is why you have scurvy.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Okay, apparently it is because people are staying inside much more.
You're not getting your sunshine. There's been a rise in
bariatric surgery and weight loss surgery, which makes nutrients move
through you a lot quicker. And people just start eating
the way that there's to be eating because apparently there's
an economic crisis.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Yeah, people cannot afford the nutritious food. They can't put
it on the table for their kids. Because we live
in this world, when's the plague coming back? Is that
coming back?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Did we lived through it?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
It's different. We're talking about bonic, the ubonic plague. But
someone just send a text in saying that my son
got scarlet fever last year. It's still a thing. Yeah,
and if your son, if your kid gets it, that's
gonna be that's gonna be really frightening stuff. So how
are we doing with polio? Are we doing okay with polon?
That's actually making it come back?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
It is, and a lot of it. People don't want
to hear it. But it has to do with a
lot of people deciding they don't want to ge vaccines anymore.
And the vaccines existed for a reason and kept things away,
and now people don't want to do it. These things
are coming back.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Talk to me about leprosy. How are we doing there?
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Do they still have that Leper Island in Hawaii? Wasn't
there that one island that all the lepers would go to?
Is it Malikini or something? Wasn't it?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Look it up? Look it up? Is it current? Or
is this from like the seven?
Speaker 4 (05:03):
I think there is still leprosy in parts of the world,
but I don't know if the leper islands still exists.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Now. They have Raccoon Island in Florida.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
That's a.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Leper colony, and there's apparently one on Crete in Greece.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
I was just there. I should have stopped by. I'm
gonna go there and give him a hand. It's not funny.
People died, all right? Moving on?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
You know what I'm thinking. It says that digestive or
metabolic conditions is something that attributes to.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I can't hear you. The guy the scurvy's not obviously
aspecting his herey.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Saying metabolic conditions is one of the risk factors. And
if everyone's getting all these surgeries, are doing these crazy
fad diets, that's adding to all those conditions.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Look at me, digestive problems. I did it, I did
the I did the What did I do the gastric sleeve? Yeah,
to lose weight, therefore deficient in nutrients. And of course
now I'm taking you those shots to make you stop
eating so I can look like terror banksys. I may
I may be with you, and I may be to
(06:11):
a scurty colony.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
There is also one in Hawaiian eight.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
You're right, I told you. Where's that one question? And
I'm just looking this stuff up people.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Where is it the village?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
I don't know. Do you keep a leper from robin
a bank? I don't think you want to do this.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
I know.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I want to know how though, I don't think you
want to do this. You disarm him. I told you
not to do that. I don't know how many lepers
are listening to our show, but I don't know if
we had any. We just lost them all. Do we
really want to do that in this day and age
of bad business? I got another one? No, I don't
want to hear the hooker keep the tip, all right,
(06:57):
let's move on. Oh man, this is not funny. Why
what are you what are you laughing at it? Don't
laugh at his jokes? Diamond? Sorry, you guys are really
funny today. Oh my god, you.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Want to hear another one?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
One more? Please? Don't?
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Oh god, you hear about the leper who failed his
driving test? What he left his foot on the clutch?
That is awful.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
These are the views of Nate Marino.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Is there like a leper?
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Jokes dot com?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
I don't think you doing this? Oh yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, okay,
we got it,
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I don't know when I was a kid, conversations going on,
and it's like, oh my god, you shouldn't do that.
You'll get scurvy. And someone else will say scurvy hasn't
been around since the Stone Ages.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Like a pirate disease, isn't it?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Look it up.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
It's a lash of vitamin C.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Yes, scurvy is making a comeback. What you're saying that? Yes? No, Okay, no,
it's not. You can't say no, because I wouldn't have
said it if it was.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
No.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Scurvy's making a comeback. You should say it is. Of
course it is, because I just said it is away.
I need music.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Why is it making a comeback because people aren't eating healthy?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Oh? I think? Why don't you look it up? Oh
you have the story. I don't. Oh, I know it's
scurvy's making a comeback. You know me. I just read
the headlines. I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
It says if you don't have vitamin C in your
diet for at least three months, you can get scurvy.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
But we all get vitamin C from different sources. But
in the news today.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
I'm looking.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
There's a full story here, but it didn't come up
all in those the headline I want you to fill
into Blake.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
It says it could be re emerging amid the cost
of living crisis and the rise in weight loss surgery
because you're losing nutrients apparently when you have these surgeries,
and people staying inside way longer than you used to
stay inside.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
So you're not getting your sunshining your sunshine.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Do you see the symptoms of scurvy?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
I mean, I think I think Nate may have scurvy.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
What what symptoms are you seeing?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
So soft, swollen and livid, gums that bleed easily, Oh okay,
gums that separate from the teeth causing them to loosen,
swollen legs that are glossy and develop foul ulcers, bleeding
from the nose and mouth, and body evacuations that are
intolerably feted.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
What is fetted?
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Me?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
F E T I D like stinky, don't good? And
I have all of those? Wow, I have I have fed?
It is it feeded? Fed? I've feded? Here's Nate, you
have scurvy. I don't have scurvy, but I've read a
lot about scurvy, but scurvy's making a comeback. Really, why,
(02:18):
oh my god, where have you been? I don't pay attention.
My favorite thing is I said, oh my god, look
at this. Scurvy's making a comeback, and scary goes no,
because I think about it like I think about rickets
and scarlet fever and bubonic play.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Do you want to know why sailors got scurvy?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I know there's a cow's it was at, but.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
They're saying that on the ship because they would be
away for a long time. They didn't want to have
these foods that would go bad, so they would have
biscuits and stuff like that, and there was no vitamin
C in any fresh food.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
They didn't have any flenstoes Chewa bowls at s is,
so hand me a bernie. Their teeth would fall out.
It's frightening, exactly, acvy. Well, you know what, Gandhi just
gave us all these things, but now we're convinced you
may have it, but also no, Actually, Danielle toes, what
else is on the list of things that that the
Nate's doing.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Bleeding from the nose and mouth, what body evacuations that
are intolerably fetid FI.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I don't know. I've never had a separate from the
teeth causing them to lose I like, this is a
zombie apocalypse. But is fetied stools? Doesn't she work down
at BBC? She does, She works down the hallway fted stools.
So if scurvy's making a comeback, what does it say
about our I mean people have a massive deficiency invitament. Well,
(03:40):
you missed it, Gandhi gave us the answer. Do you
want to hear it again? Yeah, this is why, this
is why you have scurvy.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Okay, apparently it is because people are staying inside much more.
You're not getting your sunshine. There's been a rise in
bariatric surgery and weight loss surgery, which makes nutrients move
through you a lot quicker. And people just start eating
the way that there's to be eating because apparently there's
an economic crisis.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Yeah, people cannot afford the nutritious food. They can't put
it on the table for their kids. Because we live
in this world, when's the plague coming back? Is that
coming back?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Did we lived through it?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
It's different. We're talking about bonic, the ubonic plague. But
someone just send a text in saying that my son
got scarlet fever last year. It's still a thing. Yeah,
and if your son, if your kid gets it, that's
gonna be that's gonna be really frightening stuff. So how
are we doing with polio? Are we doing okay with polon?
That's actually making it come back?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
It is, and a lot of it. People don't want
to hear it. But it has to do with a
lot of people deciding they don't want to ge vaccines anymore.
And the vaccines existed for a reason and kept things away,
and now people don't want to do it. These things
are coming back.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Talk to me about leprosy. How are we doing there?
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Do they still have that Leper Island in Hawaii? Wasn't
there that one island that all the lepers would go to?
Is it Malikini or something? Wasn't it?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Look it up? Look it up? Is it current? Or
is this from like the seven?
Speaker 4 (05:03):
I think there is still leprosy in parts of the world,
but I don't know if the leper islands still exists.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Now. They have Raccoon Island in Florida.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
That's a.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Leper colony, and there's apparently one on Crete in Greece.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
I was just there. I should have stopped by. I'm
gonna go there and give him a hand. It's not funny.
People died, all right? Moving on?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
You know what I'm thinking. It says that digestive or
metabolic conditions is something that attributes to.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I can't hear you. The guy the scurvy's not obviously
aspecting his herey.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Saying metabolic conditions is one of the risk factors. And
if everyone's getting all these surgeries, are doing these crazy
fad diets, that's adding to all those conditions.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Look at me, digestive problems. I did it, I did
the I did the What did I do the gastric sleeve? Yeah,
to lose weight, therefore deficient in nutrients. And of course
now I'm taking you those shots to make you stop
eating so I can look like terror banksys. I may
I may be with you, and I may be to
(06:11):
a scurty colony.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
There is also one in Hawaiian eight.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
You're right, I told you. Where's that one question? And
I'm just looking this stuff up people.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Where is it the village?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
I don't know. Do you keep a leper from robin
a bank? I don't think you want to do this.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
I know.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I want to know how though, I don't think you
want to do this. You disarm him. I told you
not to do that. I don't know how many lepers
are listening to our show, but I don't know if
we had any. We just lost them all. Do we
really want to do that in this day and age
of bad business? I got another one? No, I don't
want to hear the hooker keep the tip, all right,
(06:57):
let's move on. Oh man, this is not funny. Why
what are you what are you laughing at it? Don't
laugh at his jokes? Diamond? Sorry, you guys are really
funny today. Oh my god, you.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Want to hear another one?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
One more? Please? Don't?
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Oh god, you hear about the leper who failed his
driving test? What he left his foot on the clutch?
That is awful.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
These are the views of Nate Marino.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Is there like a leper?
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Jokes dot com?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
I don't think you doing this? Oh yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, okay,
we got it,
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