Around the Room: Skeery Might Dooty At Jury Duty

Gandhi thanks the engineer in Washington D.C., Skeery has a colonoscopy after jury duty, Danielle added comedians to "Down for Laughs", and Sam wants you to google if your name has a national day.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran
in the Morning show.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Let's go around the room. Let's start with Gandhi. Who's
not in the room. Well, she's in her room, but
not this room. Gandhi, what's going on?

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Yes, well that is what I wanted to talk about.
So you guys have been nice enough to let me
come out to DC to do this white House party tonight,
and I'm so excited. But I have to shout out
the engineer here who helped me out this morning, Andrew
hood aka Hoodie. You know, engineers are notoriously like grumpy
dudes who you come in and they're like, why are
you here?

Speaker 3 (00:30):
What do you want?

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Not him? He has been so wonderful and helpful and happy,
and he brought me Chick fil A and he's just
the best. So thank you Lennie for helping me out
and helping with all this stuff. I know that it's pain.
I appreciate it.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
We've never had our engineers bring us Chick fil A.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Chad up it up New York City.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
That's awesome. Anyway, thank you Scary. What's up with you today?

Speaker 5 (00:52):
Well, they called me for jewelry duty in Hudson County,
and I gotta tell you, I don't want to go.
I have to go on Monday for Pettit jury and
report for this thing. And I'm like, how am I
gonna serve my time on jury duty if three days
later I have a colonoscopy and I got to prepare
for this thing.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
No, it's like, it's like it's a conflict of interest.

Speaker 5 (01:11):
So like I can go one day to report and
do what I do, my duty and serve my civic dutey.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Yeah, your duty indeed.

Speaker 5 (01:18):
But appointment on Thursday and on Wednesday, I'm not gonna
be They say that that you're supposed to be close
to a toilet, so I keep there's no way, not reason.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Enough for you to to like get out of it.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
I get. I mean, I don't know I want to
get out of it. I don't know how to.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
I just I don't know what they want you so
badly on this jury. They're gonna put a toilet right
there in the No.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
No, this is terrible. You don't want a person like
me on your jury. I'm just letting you know.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
What's going on. Let's see, Daniel, what's up with you?
All right?

Speaker 6 (01:49):
So I told you guys about the show that I'm
doing called Down for Laughs a couple of weeks ago.
But we've added a couple of comedians to the list
now if you don't know what Down for Laughs is.
We're doing this as part of the New York Comedy
Festival Tuesday, November twelfth in New York City and all
the proceeds go to Hearts of Joy, which helps give
life saving heart operations to people with Down syndrome. And

(02:13):
it is an amazing event. It's We're gonna have so
much fun. I have added Goomba Johnny to the last guy,
so Goomba is gonna be there performing. Matt Kauf, who
is from The Daily Show. He's a writer there. Eric
di Alessandro if you have never heard of this guy.
He is Hysterical from Staten Island, parth Bat he is
a comedian with Down syndrome. And Keith Alberstadt who is

(02:33):
hysterical and all our music by DJ Joe. It's going
to be a party, you know, we always have a
party when it is the Down syndrome community. So please
go to Z one hundred dot com. Slash Laughs at
Z one hundred dot com slash laughs. Of course we'll
put it on our socials and come out that night
and support. I'm gonna be hosting along with Paul Castabula,
and it's gonna be a fun night of laughter.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
Excellent, pretty sure, sand what's up?

Speaker 7 (02:56):
So you guys know, we all take our holidays very seriously.
And I don't even mean the federal ones. I mean
the little ones. And today is a very big day
for me because apparently it is National William Day, and
I decided Lario William, so I feel like I have
to celebrate accordingly.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
I think I'm gonna have a very stupid day.

Speaker 7 (03:11):
I might go over the top later, but maybe google
your name and see if you have a national holiday
and demand everyone treating special on that day because I
had no idea that a name had a special day
until today.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
You're gonna call it will Day? Is that what you
want to call about?

Speaker 7 (03:25):
Is National William Day?

Speaker 4 (03:27):
That's the holiday today.

Speaker 7 (03:28):
You could google it, which is the weirdest thing. But
I'm gonna I'm gonna celebrate.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
I'm gonna you.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
Should celebrate by doing as he pleases.

Speaker 7 (03:35):
Yeah, we'll talk about that later.