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November 15, 2024 10 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Fine, Elvis present fifteen Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
It is the fifteen minute Morning Show podcast. McAll. Who's here.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
There's Danielle Hello, there's Scottie b. There's Gondhy get a
top secret closet down the hallway the corner, and there's
a straight Nate and I see Scary and Garrett sharing
a camera.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
All right, what up? Look at all right, let's go.
Who wants to just like open it up?

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Well, yesterday we were super good with the morning show,
the fifteen minute Morning Show, and we did like sixteen minutes.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
Yeah wow, really, yeah, we did talk about it.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
I always forget we.

Speaker 5 (00:50):
Were talked about your show and probably me being a
dick or something.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
And that we all should take in prop classes as
a show.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
And that Nate we think was lying about having a
meeting and leaving us alone.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
Oh, we said. Anytime he doesn't want to do the podcast,
he's like, Elvis, I'll need to talk to you about
something like it.

Speaker 6 (01:08):
He makes it known, he goes, hey, Elvis, I gotta
talk to you out here, and then he never comes back.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Well you'll never know, now, will you. Yeah, we get
together and go so any good dad jokes?

Speaker 5 (01:21):
Do you see that one that that came in on
the text?

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Well, I'm probably gonna butcher it.

Speaker 5 (01:27):
How many dead bodies does it take to change the
light bulb?

Speaker 1 (01:31):
How many?

Speaker 5 (01:32):
I don't know, but it's more than six, because that's
what I got in my basement right.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
Now, that's truth right there.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Wow, we're not laughing at the joke at him.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Me slapping, but he was slamming the counter instead.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
By the way, that's the thing about this furniture. The
microphones are connected to the furniture, so everyone beat it
to the same ready.

Speaker 7 (01:55):
Go right, Oh my god, you know I said, remember
when we moved in here, I'm like, we need shock
mounts for these microphones so that it takes some of
the noise out of the vibration.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
How's that going? Yeah, what's going now? One shock mount? Insight?

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Well, I know, but some people do this a lot
and they don't know they're doing it. So you'll be
listening to the show and you'll hear you'll hear this,
and that's what that is.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
For sure, if you're wondering what the sound is all.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Right, yesterday I was recording a podcast and they had
we had our window washers outside and every time what
is the platform that they're standing on? Every time it
touched the building or hit the building, you heard the
loudest thumping it is through my entire podcast. People were
coming around the corner.

Speaker 5 (02:39):
What the hell is that?

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Everyone was so mad. I'm like, this is we are
the only place that has a non soundproof building for radio.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
This is true. And a lot of people listen to
the podcast for their earbuds, so they hear everything everything. Yeah,
you know everything.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
And if we do the show like I do from
home a lot on Zoom, I have headphones on. I
can hear it when you guys burp, I can hear
it when you're eating something, I hear I hear everything.

Speaker 6 (03:04):
I just stop wearing my jacket. Why I have a
jacket that you're like, stop moving, So I don't wear
the jacket in the studio.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
It makes the yeah, the wrestling noises. Yeah, there's the thing.
With headphones on, you hear everything. I hear your nose whistles.
I hear everything.

Speaker 6 (03:21):
And you have good hearing on top of that too,
So with the headphones it's even super sonic.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Herring.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
I really have No, I don't have good hearing at all,
but headphones amplifies everything you people do. Just let you know,
all right, next on the topic list, go how long?

Speaker 5 (03:35):
How many years of your life do you think you've
worn headphones? It's for us, it's got to be fifteen
years of our lives collectively added up have been wearing headphones.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
So mine would be forty.

Speaker 5 (03:48):
At least, and we wearing four hours a day, five.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
Days a week, and they get louder and louder as
the years.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Sorry, just a quick aside.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
No, this is the first place I've were actually worn
headphones because until I came here, I wasn't a co host.
I was an executive producer, so I would just have
one wireless little earbut in and be doing everything else.
And a lot of times I didn't even have that
earbut in. So this is the first sight. Yeah, I'm
getting on the train with you guys. Soon i'll be
deaf as well.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Well, yeah, it's the train to deafness. I mean you
will lose your hearing after a while. I mean we've
been used. I've been using headphones since I was fourteen
years old, fifteen years old, starting in radio, and I'm
sixteen years old.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
So there's that.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
Although I went and got my hearing tested and they
did everything, it was fine. They said, I it's fine.
They said there's no issues at all. I'm like, really
am Like how many times am I saying? Especially to
my husband, what was like?

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Do you run your headphones loud?

Speaker 4 (04:42):
I mean they're like a medium. They're not they're not blasting,
but they're definitely louder than they used to be.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Let me take me on, can you say something? Maybe
I should put those back on? So for you guys
that you hearing for me, it's my vision. Do you
guys get those little uh floats? Yeah? Like I see
floating black spots when you kind.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Of well, you need to go to have your eyesight check.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
You're you're retina. You could have been written a problem.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
I know that because I had one, and it's because
of the I saw floaters and that's how.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
You go to the doctor.

Speaker 5 (05:20):
And you know what.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
Scary and I went together for the first time to
get like reading glasses years ago. Now you guys know
how long I've been wearing glasses now, right? He was
told then that.

Speaker 5 (05:30):
He needed a glasses.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Yeah, and he still hasn't gotten.

Speaker 8 (05:34):
Well, I had twenty twenty vision and then all of
a sudden I couldn't see close up. So I had
to start pushing stuff away from me slowly.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
In order to get that starts. They starts.

Speaker 8 (05:46):
Yeah, they say that there's something in your eye that
you can't it doesn't.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Focus, the lens stops focusing.

Speaker 4 (05:53):
Please go get the floating things checked.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Yeah, you don't need reading glasses at all, because you
will eventually could. I can't read menu because of the
little letters, but the floaters means there could be absolutely
something wrong with your retina.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
You really should get that checked. Because the Miami story. Elvis, Yes,
this is a great story. This is me.

Speaker 5 (06:12):
Elvis and I had to fly down to Miami to
meet with a client and we're we get in the
rental car and Elvis is driving and Elvis's eyes are
straight ahead. He goes, hey, is there a thunderstorm off
to my left?

Speaker 1 (06:25):
And I'm like what?

Speaker 5 (06:26):
He goes, all I see is lightning? Can you look
and see if there's a thunderstorm?

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Is so?

Speaker 5 (06:30):
I look, I'm like, there's nothing over there. He goes, oh,
tony clear, Now my retina is detaching, like.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Should Yeah, I was seeing lightning. So there's no lightning.

Speaker 5 (06:40):
We go to this meeting and like half of the
meeting is the people we're meeting with trying to find
him a doctor to see in Miami. Okay, So we
go to this doctor who stays late in the office
for us after the meeting that we had had with
the clients and the doctors, does this test and says, Okay, well,
I got good news and bad news. The good news

(07:01):
is it's not fully detached. The bad news is you
really shouldn't get on a plane right tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
The pressure of the plane will.

Speaker 5 (07:08):
You so well, I guess we're driving back from Miami tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
We took our chances. Now, we took our chances.

Speaker 5 (07:18):
But then because they dilated his eyes so much, I
had to drive back to the hotel and I forgot
my glasses, which I wear at night.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
It was dark, so I.

Speaker 5 (07:28):
Couldn't see because I have such bad as stigmatism.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
All I see is like lights like this everywhere, a
pinball bouncing off the ball.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
Well, but I did get back to New York and
I went to my retina specialist.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
They said, yeah, it's attaching. So they take the laser
and they get in there and pump pump, pump pump.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Oh my god, it's really not good. Why the eye surgery.
They had to put a thing on my eyeball in
order to keep my retina from detaching.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
That's what we did. I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (07:55):
Go ahead.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
How does it detached?

Speaker 5 (07:56):
Well, what happens and it does that?

Speaker 2 (07:58):
Well, it's on the back of It's in the back,
right behind your eyeball, and it's it's sort of sealed
to the back of the back and if if it
comes out, if there's a hole in it or whatever,
it'll it'll start to detach and come off, and when
it comes off, your eye will go black. They can
reattach it. It happened to Jim Kurr down the hall. Yeah,

(08:19):
is written a totally detached, but you.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Have to catch it in time. Okay, you guys are
scaring me. I'm going down a rabbit hole.

Speaker 8 (08:25):
I read a bunch of stuff and now I'm like,
I could see the floaters a little bit.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
This has been going on a while though, Okay, but scary.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
I had floaters when I was a kid, So I
mean it doesn't mean you have you definitely need something
to check I mean done, but you need to check
it out and be ahead of it if you can. Okay,
I'm gonna seeming lighting when it's a totally blue sky day.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Add that to the list of ailments. Here I go.
I gotta get that.

Speaker 8 (08:50):
It's so many doctors all of a sudden, a doctor
for this appointments all of a sudden. I never went
to the doctor in my life, and then that last
year I started going to the doctor.

Speaker 5 (08:59):
Themolog just tells you to pull your pants down.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
You're seeing They all right, what else? I think We're done.

Speaker 4 (09:14):
That's a fun one.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
You didn't point it out, Danielle. People would be happy.

Speaker 4 (09:18):
With what Sorry, that was a great podcast, guys.

Speaker 6 (09:26):
One.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
Okay, So Danielle had her Down for Laughter event the
other day and it was amazing. We had such a
good time.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
But the comedian who actually has down syndrome parts, he
was doing something that we said we're going to implement
now whenever we tell a joke. Every time he was
telling a joke, he would hit the microphone to let
you know that the joke is yeah. Yeah. So it
was like, and that's what she said, when we're done,
when we go back to the show, this is what
we're gonna do so if you ever hear that from now.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
On, that's what it is.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
You know, something funny. Was just saying you may not
recognize it, but letting you know. It's like having an
applause signed.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
In the studio. Alright, I totally forgot about that. Thanks,
thanks for bringing that up.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
All Right, let's get out of here, have a beautiful day.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
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