FULL SHOW: The Day We Had to Cut Things

From cutting out toxic friends, jobs, and even bathroom drama to Thanksgiving traditions with Bobby Flay’s showdown, we’re leaving behind the unnecessary. Lisa posted a TBT without Froggy’s approval, and we're slashing through the butthurt game, Instagram trolls, and sugar daddy websites. Plus, Intern Allie’s cutting through her firsts, while Danielle—still cutting corners when it comes to driving!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The courses of this program were pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Meet the man who.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
Tells the same joke over Shut the hell up. I
love to that girl cheese sandwich? Wait? Hold on, uh
do you say?

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Penis?

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, Everyone feeling good?

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Yep, Nate you okay? We think Nate having something something,
some event is going on into his brain. I'm not
focus focus.

Speaker 4 (00:45):
Hey, it's autumn.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
You know what. During springtime we have spring cleaning. I
like to think of autumn as being time to clean
up your toxic friends.

Speaker 5 (00:53):
Yes, yay.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
And by the way, if I'm toxic to you and
our friendship, feel free flush me out. I'm okay.

Speaker 5 (01:01):
Have you been flushed? Has somebody told you that you're
toxic and they need to get rid of you?

Speaker 2 (01:04):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:05):
Okay, but that's fine.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
But it's okay if you don't want me as your friend,
I don't want to be your friend, and that's fine.
I have enough friends. I've got great friends. I don't
need you, but not you. But wherever is hating me? So?
Do you have that one friend that is one of
the reasons you want to get them out of your
life is because they just go off, They go crazy
and they go nutty when you try to say anything

(01:27):
to them. Yeah, so, how can you have this conversation
with you? You can't have this. I need to erase
you from my friend list. Conversation with someone who's irrational
is going to start throwing sharp objects at you.

Speaker 5 (01:39):
I tried to have this conversation with somebody one time
because I wanted to work on it, and I said,
you know, it's just there's so much negativity. You're always
finding the bad in something, and it's kind of draining sometimes.
And he goes, you know, nobody's ever said that to
me in my life, and nobody thinks that this is
a you problem.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Okay, and then you say back to them, exactly, that's
my problem. You think it's a you problem. You never think, well,
maybe I am kind of an a hole.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (02:08):
And it was one of those moments where I wanted
to be like, no, everybody's saying it about you. I'm
the only person who told you. But I didn't do
it because that's not a good way to argue. So
I just let it go.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Okay, So here's how I'm gonna do it. I am
gonna have a conversation with someone, but I'm go have
fun doing it. I'm gonna laugh like we are laughing now.
You know, I have to tell you something. We've had
so much fun together, but I feel really great because
it's time for us to go our separate ways. No,
they'd be like, well it'll it'll be an unusual delivery

(02:38):
and reception. But let me rehearse with you, Nate. This
is not great though, right Hey Nate. Yeah, we've had
a lot of good times together and I know we
worked together, but as far as being friends outside this job, Okay, no,
it doesn't work for me.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
So that's it.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
You know, it's been great. Are you're sure? This is
so positive? And I'm so excited when we precipitated this,
what you just I don't know. Then you go down
the list of things, but I'm just I think if
you if we can handle all of life's most uncomfortable
conversations with laughter, this.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Is this is gonna be a rough one, but here
we go.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
You know that proposal you gave us for that that
that that new client that's coming in, That is crap.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
You really you're putting the thought into it.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
I can't be your friend. I cannot be your friend.
Think of those uneasy conversations you need to have with
someone just laugh all the way through. It's like it's
the same as as Nate say, if he ever gets
into a fist fight, he's gonna pull his pants down. Absolutely,
it sort of diffuses.

Speaker 4 (03:45):
You got tofuse it.

Speaker 6 (03:47):
No, No, I'm telling you I stand by this statement.
No man is grabbing another man scrot him. I will
no man ask any of the guys, ask any of
this guy.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
The guys in this room not gonna do it. Well, no,
if you're if you're in that mode where someone's about
to start swinging, right.

Speaker 6 (04:08):
And I just yanked my pants down with my chandelier hanging,
everybody's back in the f up.

Speaker 7 (04:14):
No way right, No, No, they might back up at
first just because out of sheer shock, but after that,
now you have provided them another area to attack.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
We've had this discussion. Yeah, yeah, no, no, yeah, it's
it's your vulnerable. Do you want me to go wander
around some dangerous neighborhoods? See? Oh no, well that we
see that every day in the streets New York. Didn't
you say you saw a guy yesterday walking around with
his his pants run his ankles in his dirty underwear
you can even see, I mean, and then he went
behind a subway staircase wall and started diddling himself down.

(04:45):
Oh my gosh, New York City. Welcome New York, New York.
So nice. They named it twice.

Speaker 5 (04:53):
It used to be.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
Home with you anyway. So okay, back to this. You know,
toxic friends, you know it's it's you should always be
on the lookout. You shouldn't wait for a certain season
like I'm talking about now, but you should always be
on the lookout for people that just aren't working for you.
They you know what, they really just kind of suck
it all out of you and they just don't give
it anything back, and they deplete you of your energy
and your positivity. And you know, have fun getting rid

(05:25):
of them, is all I'm saying. You don't have to
laugh in their face like haha, you're stupid. And it
always work that way. But you know what, enjoy the
process because you're taking care of yourself. It's the same
as you have to go to the gym. It's time
to work out. A lot of times people are like,
oh god, here we go, gotta go to the gym,

(05:46):
But you walk out of that gym feeling great, you
worked out. It's the same as removing those friends that
friendic toomy in your life. Seriously, it's like, Okay, this
is gonna be really rough, but once you're done with it,
you're like, yes, it seems like I escored a touchstep.
Who are you calling?

Speaker 4 (06:03):
Somebody's gonna try this? What's your name?

Speaker 3 (06:06):
Okay, who's this? Nate has a surprise? Who's this? Michelle?

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (06:10):
Michelle?

Speaker 8 (06:12):
He all right?

Speaker 3 (06:13):
So are you listening to this removing toxic friends from
your life but doing it in a way that you enjoy.

Speaker 9 (06:19):
Yes, and it's not really a toxic friend. But I'm
about to go to work and I know my boss
is about to jump a ton more responsibility. I mean,
even though I do my job and the job of
someone that just got laid off, right, And I was
in you know, you lay in bed at night and
I'm thinking of how I'm going to respond, and it
was very angry. But now I'm like, you know, say, Michelle,
I'm going to give you more responsibility. Oh absolutely, I'll

(06:44):
definitely do. I can't.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
Yeah, you know what, I.

Speaker 9 (06:51):
Won't feel so bad and angry and I'll just walk
out of your office.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
Why know, but we're gonna add a lot of responsibility
to your plate. Michelle. That's funny. Really, you know what
do you understand If you add more responsibility to my plate,
I'm gonna start dropping stuff between the cracks and you
know what, and then things are gonna be less effective

(07:16):
here and it's gonna be bad for everyone. Are you?

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Are you bonkers?

Speaker 3 (07:21):
Good luck with that?

Speaker 5 (07:22):
Yeah, gandhi, I think you should laugh while demanding more
money for these extra responsibilities, like, oh my god, that's awesome.
How much are you gonna pay me to do all
this extra stuff?

Speaker 3 (07:31):
I love that line.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Yeah, okay, I love it.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
This.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
I say you need more stuff done? How much is it? Really?
How much will my my salary increase?

Speaker 5 (07:42):
Right?

Speaker 3 (07:44):
All right? Best to like Michelle so much? Yeah, I
love you, and maneuver through this day not out of
anger but just like really curiosity. Or let's talk about
this before you dump all these things on me and
how this good backfire and you know, make it, make
it the problem, not yours, and good luck today, Michelle.
Let us know how it turns out.

Speaker 9 (08:04):
Oh, I will bye, guys.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
By speaking of seeing people in the streets, here's a text.
I saw a man this weekend full ass out. He
touched his his hole with his raw finger and then
made eye contact with me. Oh, this is my favorite,
because you know when my dogs when they're out in

(08:26):
the yard at wherever, they have to like take a
number two, they all they stare right in your eye.
They look right at you, and I'm like, it's kind
of creepy. They're staring at me while they're going pooh,
and then I read and froggy. Maybe you know this.
When they're doing number two, they look to you to
watch out over them, and that's what I've heard. Yeah,

(08:46):
you're there to guard them in case.

Speaker 7 (08:49):
Protect because they're very vulnerable while really yeah, yeah, they're
unable to protect themselves while doing that, so they're depending
on you to protect them. So that's why they're watching you,
for you to give them the the warning that hey,
something bad is about to happen, exactly going to protect you.

Speaker 5 (09:03):
Did you imagine if humans were like that, Like they
just stared you directly in the eye while he was pooping.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
I'm just a stall stay right here.

Speaker 7 (09:11):
I mean, we get a bathroom door and you get
some privacy.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
They don't.

Speaker 7 (09:14):
They have to do it on the wide home and get.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
It back exactly waiting for attack. What's scary?

Speaker 10 (09:18):
Actually, we do have this going on and A huge
you such human instincts. When I'm in a urinal and
I'm standing over it, I always feel like someone's gonna
attack me or push me from behind. And I really
do think that comes from within.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
And A you're in a vulnerable state.

Speaker 11 (09:35):
Where are you going to the bathroom?

Speaker 7 (09:36):
Yeah, where do you go where people attack you?

Speaker 3 (09:38):
Here at my heart, iheart's a very dangerous place.

Speaker 5 (09:41):
You push you into the urinal. I know Danielle will
probably back this one up. But with women, when you're
wearing like a onesie or one piece a jumper or
romp or whatever and you have to go to the bathroom,
you're legitimately sitting there completely naked. Yeah, And I'm sure
it goes through everybody's head, like at this moment. If
somebody busted into this stall, this would be the worst
moment ever.

Speaker 11 (09:59):
Yeah, I'm done there, you go.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
All right, Let's watch out for each other in those
bathrooms people.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
We're about to do something wacky on the Wacky Morning Show.
So I don't know if you go on to Google
and you type in Florida man and then your birthday,
it'll tell you what wacky headlines were out the day
of your birthday. I typed in Florida Man August fifth.
The big headline that day was man arrested for having

(10:36):
sex with a dolphin. Because okay, look, we all know
that a lot of our most colorful headlines every day
come from Florida for some reason. Now do we know why?
Have we? If scientists figure out figured out why.

Speaker 5 (10:48):
I think there's something in the water. I was my
craziest when I lived in Florida, for sure, you really were,
absolutely And all my friends in Florida are my craziest friends.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
Well, Froggy's there, he's a little nuts, I know.

Speaker 7 (10:57):
I love my Florida man's story. It's my favorite story.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
Okay, so you typed in Florida man and your birthday,
and what did you get?

Speaker 7 (11:03):
Florida man arrested after throwing glass eye at doctor and nurse.

Speaker 11 (11:08):
There you go, you're one eye at two people.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
Here's what we should do. We should try to figure
out which one of us has the craziest Florida man story.
All right? So okay, so mine's a man arrested for
having sex with dolphin? Florida is a guy? A Florida
man for Froggy a guy arrested for throwing his glass
eye someone, and they've got his.

Speaker 7 (11:26):
Mugshot in the story he's missing his glass. There's an
I'm missing and gandhi, what's yours?

Speaker 5 (11:31):
Mine?

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Was?

Speaker 5 (11:32):
December thirteenth. Man comes home to find intruder trashing bathroom.
Intruder is a deer?

Speaker 3 (11:37):
Okay, yes, all right, Danielle, what's yours?

Speaker 12 (11:39):
Florida man tells jury he dismembered dad's body fearing blame
for death.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
Okay, scary? Do you have one?

Speaker 10 (11:46):
February third, Florida man attacked sister, bit cop after someone
touched his cigar.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
Okay, all right? Is that everyone? All right? So Nate
do you have one? All right? Hi, Nate morning, Yes,
go ahead? What's mine's wanted?

Speaker 6 (12:01):
Florida man promised officers he would turn himself in when
he was finished with his job.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
Not that interesting?

Speaker 3 (12:06):
Okay, all right, so let's debate these Mine is a
guy arrested for doing something that's just awful, having sex
with a dolphin, Right, yeah, I don't know. Froggy's includes
a glass eye which I think is kind of good.

Speaker 5 (12:19):
That's throwing any body part at someone is always fascinating.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
Yeah, I don't know. You know, I tell you what,
text your vote now at fifty five one hundred. Let's
get to the bottom of this. But no, but I
do wonder. I mean, why Florida has the most colorful,
outrageous headlines. And I want to hear from someone on
that too. Someone call me, is.

Speaker 11 (12:40):
It something in the water.

Speaker 13 (12:41):
Maybe?

Speaker 3 (12:42):
I don't know, Froggy, what's your thought.

Speaker 7 (12:44):
I get upset when I see a story and it's
not a Florida man, Like I see a really crazy
story and they're not from Florida. I need them to
have a Florida connection or be from Florida because all
the crazy stuff happens here.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
So you feel like there's a competition in wackiness with
other states.

Speaker 5 (12:59):
Florida's winning, but I think close behind them. Ohio and
Texas also have a lot of a lot of an
Ohio man.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
EXAs man.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
And look, we're in New York City. You would think
this would be the wackiest place. Yeah, no, scary. What's
your theory?

Speaker 10 (13:11):
But theory is the weather's always nice, so people are
always walking around.

Speaker 4 (13:14):
And getting into trouble and doing stupid stuff.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
Is that it's it's a nice weather thing.

Speaker 4 (13:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
See if someone explained it to me, like this Florida,
is this this gathering of all sorts of different cultures.
You have Floridians, you have Cubans, you have South Americans,
you have uh well, people who move from New York. Yeah,
you have you know, you have all these different cultures Europeans.

Speaker 5 (13:36):
Caribbeans, South and East Asian. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
So everyone's coming into this one, this one piece of
real estate with all different perspective, all different points of view,
and sometimes they don't match. Sometimes there's conflict. So I'm
thinking maybe that could be it. I don't know. Should
I take a call at random? Maybe someone someone know? Hello,
are you there? Hello?

Speaker 2 (13:58):
Hello, Hello, sir?

Speaker 3 (13:59):
Are you calling about Florida?

Speaker 8 (14:02):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (14:03):
I am Oh go ahead, now are you calling from
the Great State of Florida, sir.

Speaker 14 (14:07):
I'm not I'm calling from Vermont.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
Okay, you know what, perfect I want your perspective. Why
do you think Florida has the craziest headlines?

Speaker 14 (14:15):
I think that's the craziest headlines because it's so hot,
for one, and I think the ocean does something weird
to people and makes them crazy.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
The ocean makes people crazy.

Speaker 14 (14:26):
I went to Florida one time. I won a trip
for a concert, and immediately when I got down there,
a guy had a twenty foot long snake on the
beach and a guy was stabbed, tried to stab my
friends within like two hours of getting there.

Speaker 5 (14:43):
Yeah, okay, welcome to Florida.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
You know that's the thing. You never know what's around
the corner exactly, you know what. And I love the
fact that you're in Vermont.

Speaker 4 (14:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
My point is this, he has no affiliation with Florida whatsoever.
He's just he's a third third man, just like I'm
gonna give you my opinion from way over here. All right. Good,
I love hearing from you. Thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 14 (15:05):
By the way, hey, thank you for being so great.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
Oh oh, thank you see someone. I appreciate it. Thank you.
Let's go to Mars. Hi, Mars.

Speaker 8 (15:15):
Hello, I'm there, I'm here. I'm though. It's Vincenzo.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
Oh so it's not Mars, all right. They told me
a man named Mars was on the fine. Okay, so
you are you calling from Florida?

Speaker 8 (15:28):
Well, I'm calling from I used to live in Florida.
I'm actually relocated. I was doing in West Palm Beach
and now I'm in upstate New York.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
Okay, all right, so qualifies, go right ahead.

Speaker 8 (15:37):
Yeah. So first of all, you know, I want to say,
I'm hello, lady, Hello, lady, welcome. I listened to you. Listen.
I listened to you guys all the time. So I
really appreciate you taking my call. But the reason why
I call it is I have I have two degrees.
I have a degree in criminal justice and a degree
in law enforcement leadership. And we learned and what I've
seen is that as soon as it gets hot or

(15:58):
it started springing in the air or something is going on,
like the heat index causes people to act a crazy way.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
So you think it boils the brain. It boils the
brain in a way.

Speaker 8 (16:09):
I'm telling you. People get so aggravated. There's times where
I've stopped and people it's been hot, and people have said, oh,
you know, what are you doing? And they'll come around
and they'll, you know, beat that at me. They'll do this,
They'll do that all because it's they're a little extra hot,
their a AC doesn't work or whatever. The case may be,
but mostly it's because it's too hot.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
I wonder if you know what they do to your point,
to your point, I wonder if they could look at
all the crazy, wackiest offensive things that have happened in
the state of Florida and actually looked at the temperature
that was going on, that was the current temperature while
they were happening, you know what I'm saying, and they
could actually connect the two.

Speaker 8 (16:46):
Yeah, I feel like there needs to be a heat
map of things going on so we can see, like
you know, all right, so in this area obviously over
here when it's ninety degrees, we got some we got
some stuff gone, all right, and we got to move
away from it.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
They shouldn't give the percentage of rain. They should give
the percentage of wackiness. Yeah, today it's got it, right, Vincenzo.
You tonight today it's gonna be high ninety six. There's
a there's a ninety eight percent chance of someone doing
something just stupid.

Speaker 11 (17:11):
Alert, be an alert.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
We have a wackiness alert. All right, Well, thank you.

Speaker 8 (17:18):
I appreciate you very much. Everybody, have a great day.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
Thank you you too. All right, So heat, as you predicted, Gandhi.
That could be it.

Speaker 5 (17:24):
Yeah, I think it's a heat.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
It is. I think it's just a perfect mix of
all these different crazy things happenings the same.

Speaker 5 (17:32):
There's a lot going on down there, let's see.

Speaker 11 (17:34):
Don't you think you have to have a little crazy
in you to begin with?

Speaker 15 (17:37):
No?

Speaker 2 (17:37):
I know I do.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
That's why I love going to South Florida or anywhere
in Florida because I fit right in. Those are my people. Yeah,
they welcome me with open arms. Seriously, I'm the mayor
of Mayhem. Finally, we talked to Amanda. Hi, Amanda, Hi
are you. We're doing well? Calling from Clifton, New Jersey.
So what what is it you have to say about Florida?

Speaker 16 (18:00):
As soon as they get off the plane, Like, I
don't know, I just start acting much.

Speaker 17 (18:03):
It's kind of I don't know.

Speaker 16 (18:04):
Maybe it's because I saw the movie spring Breakers a
couple too many times, like you know, spring Bright, like
James and everything.

Speaker 17 (18:12):
I think it's like like a.

Speaker 16 (18:13):
Mexa of like partying and like you know, people going
down there for spring bread.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
So you could say it's safe to say that maybe
Las Vegas has that same effect when you get off
the plane in Vegas. You know it's going to be
a little cry.

Speaker 16 (18:25):
Right, Yeah, I get off the plane like I want
to put on my grilled like Jim Franco did, and like,
you know, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
All right, we love you Florida hashtag Florida Man.

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Speaker 1 (19:01):
Elis Ran in the Morning Show. In the Morning Show, what's.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
Your favorite hostess? Smack Cake, I'm a ding dong boy?

Speaker 11 (19:15):
Is a devil dog hostess?

Speaker 3 (19:17):
No? No, you know what do we is hostess up
here in the Northeast because hostess is where I grew
up in the South and we had a hostess there
are yes. Okay, so you have ding dongs and devil dogs.
Is it's the same thing?

Speaker 11 (19:28):
Yeah, isn't it? Devil Scotty knows. Is this devil dog a.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
Hostess Drake's cake cakes? Didn't they go to business at
one time?

Speaker 7 (19:37):
Or yeah?

Speaker 3 (19:37):
And they both did and they came back.

Speaker 12 (19:38):
Oh, I like the yellow cupcake, then the hostess cupcake
with the yellow on top.

Speaker 19 (19:43):
Oh, there's more cakes than ever before. Now, there's so
many of them. Scotty's so excited, talk about it. There's
cupcakes stuffed with all kinds of things, and twinkies with
all different flavors that you've never.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
Even heard of before.

Speaker 11 (19:53):
I hear a new podcast.

Speaker 19 (19:54):
Yeah right, my favorite the chocolate covered twinkie or the
choco dial.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
Okay, yeah, about is Little Debbie still around?

Speaker 2 (20:03):
Uh huh?

Speaker 3 (20:03):
They just have a new cereal out. I love Little Debbie.
She always wore that dumb little cowboy hat. Look at her?
There he is or whatever? Yeah, Little Debbie Swiss rolls.
Those are my favorites.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
Do you know what?

Speaker 11 (20:15):
The Little Debbie reminds me of?

Speaker 12 (20:17):
So my When my grandma was still alive, she would
have Little Debbie packages for I can't even tell you
how long. They were so stale in her house and
she was when guests would come over, she would be like,
would you like a brownie and you like break your
teeth on the brownie.

Speaker 11 (20:32):
It was a little Debbie brownie she had forever.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
For a little Debbie. What what, Nate, Isn't this Swiss
roll just a ho ho? I think it's the same thing,
isn't it. Yeah, it's just a brand name. Hoh yeah yeah,
well no, so it's the same thing though. It's like
chocolate cake rolled around some creamy stuff that's gonna kill you.
Then it's coated in chocolate a yodel as well. Same thing.

Speaker 11 (20:54):
And why do they call it a ho ho?

Speaker 3 (20:56):
I don't know. Before I think that's before. I think
that's before people thought of a ho is a different
Oh really, I do believe. Yeah, keep in mind, I'm.

Speaker 11 (21:05):
Learning so much.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
The word gay used to just mean happy. Yeah, Now
it just means sad. I'm sad. I'm a sad old gay. Scary.

Speaker 10 (21:14):
I once went on a Hostess pudding pie bender when
I was in elementary school. They used to have these
chocolate pudding filled pies which are probably like you're a
month's worth of calories and fat all together.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
Oh my god, it was so good. I hated for
like two weeks straight.

Speaker 5 (21:30):
Scary apparently there was a nutty ho Ho too. I
had no idea that com version of a ho Ho.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
And I I would love a nice nutty ho Ho.

Speaker 19 (21:41):
Hostess used to have because Ring Dings is Drakes and
Hosted had one called king Dongs and they had to
change at the king Don because it was just too suggestive.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
I think when was when was there a King Dong
in the eighties? Yeah, yeah, I wonder if the ho
Ho hooked up with.

Speaker 11 (21:58):
King Dom and maybe that's how the ho Ho got
her name.

Speaker 3 (22:03):
From king Dong.

Speaker 11 (22:04):
Yeah, too many king Dong.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
I hate that word dong. You know, Froggy and I
have this discussion all the time, the word dong.

Speaker 7 (22:11):
Why don't you you why don't you like it?

Speaker 3 (22:14):
Because it's a dong.

Speaker 7 (22:17):
It's like an automatopoia. It's a dong.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
It's like, hey, it's a nice dog.

Speaker 11 (22:21):
But what do you visualize?

Speaker 12 (22:22):
See I visualized it slapping someone in the face is
what I usualize When you say.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
You remember when Gandhi was getting that massage and that
guy kept donging her.

Speaker 13 (22:33):
Did it on purpose?

Speaker 5 (22:34):
He did it on purpose. I just kept feeling this.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
To me, I hate the word drunk to me. The
word dong is a continuation after the word ding. You
know what I'm saying. Yeah, dong is the second half
of ding dong? Yes, are we even on our microphones
turned on? I mean we actually spewing this weird conversation
out to millions of people and they pay us for it.

Speaker 5 (23:05):
And now all I want to do is hear from
a massage therapist. Do you know when you're donging your
patients or your client and you right on the side.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
Of their head, they have to know, all right, So
we have several things open call us now if you
want to talk about snack cakes, or if you're a
if you give massages and you dong people. This is
our topic today. What name? Taking it a step further?
Ding dong Dinger.

Speaker 6 (23:32):
Is slang for a penis, which I didn't realize was
a regional thing until Gandhi's boyfriend also called it a dinger.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
Yes, yeah, my dad, you had to call it a dinger.
If if my dad called it a dinger, I would
never call it a dinger because you never ever want
to think about your dad when you're talking about a penis.

Speaker 5 (23:48):
It's like, no, it should never be called a dinger.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
A Dinger's a dumb name.

Speaker 5 (23:52):
It just sounds like something like a little bee would
get you with, like a stinger or a dinger like you.

Speaker 11 (23:56):
Know, well maybe it is a little bee.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
Okay, why don't we come up with a better name
for the male anatomy. We should like a whole new, fresh.

Speaker 11 (24:03):
Start, like what would you like it to?

Speaker 3 (24:05):
Because I don't know, I said we should come up
with it. That's my point. I don't have one. I
think we should. We should go back to the drawing
board and come up with a more creative and more
suitable name. Something nothing, nothing insulting like danger or dong.

Speaker 11 (24:18):
How about humongous? Would you like that name?

Speaker 2 (24:21):
Or wang?

Speaker 3 (24:22):
I don't call it a wang.

Speaker 5 (24:24):
We should just make it a noise like a instead.

Speaker 10 (24:28):
Almost made a noise the other day he said boop,
And that now I think of a whole action because
of the word boo.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
Oh, that's when you had your your prostate tested. No,
so I don't know, let's think about it. What do
you call the thing on the bottom of the clock
that goes back and forth? Call it that? What is
the like a grandfather clause?

Speaker 11 (24:49):
The pendulum?

Speaker 3 (24:49):
Yeah, a pendulum?

Speaker 11 (24:51):
I don't what about Aula.

Speaker 7 (24:57):
Is very appropriate.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
Okay, of course you do. You don't put in a
long I hate that that term. I don't like any
of them.

Speaker 11 (25:05):
That's a long, skinny one long Johnson.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
Well, yeah, that's a that's a vaccine.

Speaker 11 (25:13):
Yeah, all right, right, move on.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
I don't like where this is going. I was I
was trying to come up with a nice, a nice
uh project for us, and you guys just want to
be funny. You think it's funny. I'm being serious. We
move on.

Speaker 7 (25:30):
It's being serious when they say come up with a.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
We could change. We could end up in the dictionary eventually.
You know what I'm saying. We could have a new
name that we we coin and we can take credit
for it. We won't get paid for it. But isn't
nice to know that? Yeah, my friends and I came
up with a new term for the penis.

Speaker 5 (25:54):
Guys, I had no idea until I watched the horrifically
sad documentary Blackfish that is actually a whales wiener.

Speaker 11 (26:02):
Is it scary?

Speaker 3 (26:05):
Did you know you're a whales wiener? All right, Elvis.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
Elvis dan in the Morning show. This is Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
You know, people get all bent out of shape Thanksgiving
time about where you eat your meal. I was talking
to Froggy about this earlier, because you know what, usually
you go to your mom's house and she cooks this major,
major feast.

Speaker 7 (26:41):
Right, We've always done that every single year, always go
to moms.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
And so this year they're coming to you. Correct, and
so so is Lisa. Are you and Lisa gonna like
base the bird?

Speaker 7 (26:54):
Let's start with the fact that Lisa could burn water. Okay, okay,
start there. Bad cook We don't cook very much, and
we don't cook that good. I've decided. I went online.
I spoke to a bunch of people. I found a
great restaurant to take mom to for Thanksgiving dinner.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
Good What do you mean own the same?

Speaker 12 (27:10):
Thanksgiving is like you're at home with your family around
your table, and well.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
Not if the food it tastes like crap.

Speaker 12 (27:16):
You could always order the food in and have it catered,
but still have it around your own taste.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
See.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
I also heard the argument that you need to eat
at home with your family, and your family needs to
cook the food. It doesn't matter if you're chewing on
rubber chicken or rubbered turkey or and eating the worst,
grossest yuck in the world. Yeah, it's a part of tradition.
You gotta eat the bad food.

Speaker 7 (27:36):
But I see it as like, for example, I know,
if we have dinner at home, Mom's gonna want to
help clean up after. Mom's gonna want to help clean
the kitchen. I want to take all that off of mom.
We go to a restaurant and have a great dinner.
I have no problems to go and relax, you know what.
That's what we're doing this year. I'm you know me,
I can. I can cook you the best Thanksgiving dinner
you've ever had. You'll come back for more. Daddy makes

(27:57):
it that way, but you know what wears me out.
I just want to relax. So we're gonna go to
a great restaurant this year. I mean, Scotty, what are
you guys doing. We're going to Cracker Bears.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
Trying to find a cracker Bear hel but this is
not being too close to me.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
They're going to cracker Bears.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
So we're bringing it in from a supermarket this year.
So around the room, let's take a vote, yes or
no eating out at a restaurant for Thanksgiving. Scotty, Yes,
it's fine. All right, Dane, where's my bell? Scary croggy? Yes, yes,
and scary.

Speaker 4 (28:23):
One meal a year has to be at home, and
that's Thanksgiving dinner.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
Yeah, and mine's a feel free go on. I looked
at my mother slaving every year to like she'd get
up in the middle of the night and do this,
and then by the end of the day she looked
like she wanted just to go away for a week.

Speaker 12 (28:39):
If you took that away from her slaving over her turkey,
she wouldn't feel as satisfied.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
All right, But I don't know what's scary? All right? Hello, Jason,
what's going on?

Speaker 20 (28:50):
What's going on?

Speaker 3 (28:51):
We're having the old meal at home versus out in
a restaurant for Thanksgiving? Argument we have it every year,
Go right ahead, Well, this is a.

Speaker 20 (28:57):
Deal with my family. We used to have the traditional
meal home thing and I loved and I loved it all.
And then just last year we went out to this
awesome restaurant and it totally changed my views on everything
and I love going out now. Yeah, But then this
year we're having part Thanksgiving back at my aunt house
and I'm so pissed off.

Speaker 3 (29:14):
You're gonna miss the restaurant because at restaurant. In the restaurant,
they bring drinks to you. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (29:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 20 (29:19):
It was all catered and there was like seafood there
and it was like not the traditional Thanksgiving, but it
was still awesome.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
Jason, thank you for calling. I'm with you. May come
back you if you want sneak out, come out with us.
We're going to a nice, really nice restaurant on thanks Man,
what you.

Speaker 4 (29:34):
Want to talk about breaking tradition? Traditionally on Christmas Eve,
A lot of people do like seven different fish.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
Well, you know a lot of people don't.

Speaker 4 (29:41):
Some people do.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
But what we so what we did was.

Speaker 4 (29:44):
We now order sushi because we get our seven fish
that way.

Speaker 3 (29:47):
Thank you, Scar. This is the argument we have every year.
You know, Scottie, I can be honest with you. Thanksgiving
me a cracker barrels probably like really good it is.
And there's a country store there you can buy all
kinds of great stuff. Well, oh, Joey, how are you?

Speaker 15 (30:01):
I am fine?

Speaker 3 (30:02):
What do you think?

Speaker 15 (30:03):
Well, there's no right or wrong. I think you guys
can play the game. But it's about the tradition of
getting together with family and friends. Regardless of where I
grew up, traditional home, every single year at Mom's house.
Every time until the past two years. We now get away,
we go to the beach, spend a few days. We're
still around the big table of food and we just

(30:25):
go around and say what we're thankful for.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
And we do that too. Every time we do the
around the table to say what you're thankful for, always
a fight breaks out. I'm thankful that dinner's almost over.
I hate you people, And that's okay, all right, Joey
very good. As long as we're with family and friends,
it's all that matters. Good morning, Kim, Thanks for calling,
Thanks for listening. What can we do for you? Hi,
my god, Hi o to you. What's up?

Speaker 21 (30:48):
I just wanted to say that my family is really small.
It's just me and my husband and my daughter because
all my family is like really far away, so toy.
This is my first Thanksgiving cooking, and me and my
husband had debating over it because he wants to go
out and cook and I want to sit home and cook.
I want to do all this shi bang. I want
to make everything that I know how to make.

Speaker 3 (31:06):
You see, I'm telling you right now, it's wonderful to
plan cooking a meal for two or ten people. But
once you do it, you're like, what the hell was
I thinking? You're really seriously, I'm just so excited. Okay,
good well, I'm not gonna hey, hey, hey, I'm not
going to take the air out of your tires. You
enjoy it, Kim. You call me next week and tell
me what a mistake it was. You tell me. Good morning, Jose.

Speaker 22 (31:27):
My dad's always been the one that's done ever since
I can remember Thanksgiving dinner. He does everything. And this
morning I got the call from my mom. She says,
you know, I think I think this year you should
really back your dad up, which means I'm I guess
it's kind of the year that I'm going to be
taking over the responsibility of the dinner.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
Yeah, Jose, go ahead, cheat, Butterballet, thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 14 (31:45):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
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Speaker 3 (32:07):
All right, so you take a photo with some friends
and someone says I'm gonna put it on an Instagram, and
they put it up and you're like, well, let me
look at that, and you look at yourself and you're like,
I look like crap. Yeah, don't put that upright, you know?
But thank you for asking me and giving me an
opportunity to look at the picture, right, yes, Cause typically
if you take a selfie of like three of you,
you look at it. You only look at you. You

(32:28):
don't look at the other people to see how.

Speaker 5 (32:30):
The book selfish posters exactly.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
But if someone puts a photo of you up, I
think you should have some say in that, don't you think?

Speaker 11 (32:39):
Yeah, all the time.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
I think you have the right to say yesterda Well,
so Froggy, your wife Lisa put up a a TBT
photo of you, yes, from the nineties, From the nineteen nineties.
Did you guys see this?

Speaker 11 (32:54):
I thought he looked so cute. I loved it.

Speaker 7 (32:57):
Well, I hated it.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
I don't blame that's an awful picture of you. You
see it.

Speaker 7 (33:04):
It's terrible. I should be in a boy band.

Speaker 5 (33:07):
Oh look that's what the nineties was.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
Yeah, okay, but she put it up without asking your permission,
even though she's your wife. You would think she has
your permission because she's married to you, but she really doesn't.

Speaker 7 (33:17):
Yeah, she didn't say a word, and then all of
a sudden, she goes, oh, all these people think you
look like you're in a boy band. I'm like, what
are you talking about. She's like, oh, I posted a
picture musk back from nineteen ninety eight.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
Oh it's not a good look. No is she on
the phone, Lisa. Let's get Lisa on the phone.

Speaker 7 (33:32):
Lisa.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
Oh my god, Lisa, I can't believe you put that
picture of you in frogs. It's awful.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
I didn't even think.

Speaker 9 (33:39):
It was that bad. I really got we looked so young.

Speaker 7 (33:43):
And I know you looked young and you look great.
Haven't aged and that's why you posted it.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
Yeah, Lisa, you look fabulous, You look great.

Speaker 5 (33:50):
Look exactly the same, ye did.

Speaker 3 (33:52):
Froggy looks like a big dork. Oh band?

Speaker 9 (34:00):
Everybody loved that.

Speaker 23 (34:01):
I thought it was cute.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
Well, let's ask Froggy. Froggy, how do you feel you
look in that photo that she posted?

Speaker 7 (34:07):
Like a complete dork? Like you just said, it was
a very accurate description.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
So do you wish even though she's your wife and
she you know, what's what's yours is hers and hers
is yours. Don't you think she should have asked you
before she posted such a god awful photo of you.

Speaker 7 (34:20):
Yes, because I'll tell you why, Because I have to
because post a picture of her. If I take a
picture and like of the dogs and she's in it,
she says, hold on a second, let me see it. No,
I don't like how I look in that.

Speaker 11 (34:31):
Do not post it.

Speaker 17 (34:35):
Because we're married?

Speaker 9 (34:36):
Can't I just throw it up there? I mean, I
didn't think it was a really good.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
Well, when I hear the term when I hear the
term throw up, it definitely applies to this photo. Look,
the reason I bring this up is Froggy is such
a handsome guy. He's got those beautiful eyes, and there
are so many things that we love about Froggy, not
only in the way he looks, but the way he is.
This picture does not capture like the true essence of Froggy.
Maybe you know from like three dozen years ago. Now

(35:02):
how many years ago was this thing taken?

Speaker 9 (35:06):
It's cute, he looks.

Speaker 5 (35:07):
Like he's a boys man.

Speaker 9 (35:08):
The bad hair, the bad necklace.

Speaker 7 (35:10):
I mean, at least I had hair back then.

Speaker 9 (35:16):
As in the picture you can see that.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
Wow, Iah, he's standing right next to you. There's your
big ass. His name is Froggy. No, really, Froggy. I mean,
so you you really really are upset that she puts
us up without I just think anytime you post the
picture of somebody like you said, whether it's current or
whether it's older, you should always ask everybody in the picture, like, hey,

(35:40):
are you okay if I post this, or if you post.

Speaker 7 (35:42):
It, then don't tag me in it like she tagged
me and put me in a caption like everything like
sirens flashing. Everybody looks this is what he used to
look like.

Speaker 5 (35:52):
Like, No, I loved it.

Speaker 9 (35:56):
So I can't post all the bad pictures I have left.

Speaker 3 (35:59):
Over of us now.

Speaker 7 (36:01):
Oh and then she took a picture of us from
our wedding day and laid it on my nightstand. I said,
what's this for? Because I just wanted you to see
how much you used to like me.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
Ah, well, that's okay. That was in the privacy of
your own nightstand, right, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
Yeah, Wow, that was a good picture too.

Speaker 9 (36:15):
I probably should have posted that one, I guess instead.

Speaker 3 (36:18):
Well, no, it was good according to who you did
you think that was a good picture too, frog?

Speaker 7 (36:21):
Or oh no, it is a good picture. It's fine.
We're standing together embracing each other in our first dance's
husband in one.

Speaker 11 (36:27):
Oh so that's nice, little did you guys know?

Speaker 3 (36:32):
We just want to call and talk to you about that. Look,
if Alex puts a crappy picture of me up, I'm
going to go off.

Speaker 11 (36:38):
Yeah, Sheldon does the same thing. He was like, do know,
don't post that?

Speaker 5 (36:42):
Yeah, it's just common courtesy. You can't do it.

Speaker 3 (36:47):
By the way, On a happy note, Lisa found a
new shopping outlet and it's.

Speaker 17 (36:52):
Only twenty two minutes exactly from that.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
Lisa, do me a favor. Don't stop till all the
money's gone. That's right, all right, we love you, We
love you. Have a great day. Okay.

Speaker 5 (37:04):
Hi, I love you guys.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
All right, bye bye. Let's go talk to James online
twenty three. Hi James, Hello, Well, how so? Uh has
anyone ever done that? Taken a picture of you that
you hate? But they post it without your permission and
you just you want to run them over with your car.

Speaker 23 (37:26):
Well, actually I have a little bit different street. Angine
called me. I checked in and I said, what's actually
worse is, you know, being in a photo and then
having no idea that someone posted it, and then you
see that they posted it, but they actually cut you
out of it.

Speaker 3 (37:44):
You know that happens. Like there's there's been a couple
of times where I would take a photo with Scary
and a celebrity, and Scary we'll post the photo of
Scary in the celebrity and you'll see my fingers on
like like on someone's shoulder. True story, because my fingers
made it. Yeah, I mean.

Speaker 10 (38:01):
Because I wish wanted to focus in on the celebrity Scary.

Speaker 3 (38:08):
Had I not been to the photo, you wouldn't have
had a photo with him.

Speaker 4 (38:11):
True story.

Speaker 23 (38:16):
I've also never asked why. I'm just looking at that part.
I'm like, really, how, like what what? Why did not
just happen? Like no idea? I think that's way more awkward, weird, right.

Speaker 3 (38:28):
Editing me out of a photo that I stood for.
So I so, if I'm in a photo and I
deserve to be there, at least get my permission and
then you can post it. But I just want to
head on top of your head. I mean, that would
have been working that's that's happened before. What Well, no,
actually it didn't.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
Okay, what's up?

Speaker 7 (38:48):
Hi?

Speaker 24 (38:49):
I'm Sam Smith, Elvis gern On the Morning Show with the.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
Phone Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 3 (39:03):
All right, into the phone tap? Whose phone tap is it?

Speaker 2 (39:05):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (39:05):
It blocks to froggy. Froggy really years real froggy. Phone
taps are always festive.

Speaker 7 (39:11):
So what our our listener page called this. She's been
telling her mom that there is a service that brings
a live turkey to your house on Thanksgiving, and her
mom wants nothing to do with this service.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
Turkeys are nasty, No one wants anything to do.

Speaker 7 (39:26):
So I call us Tommy from Tommy's Turkeys, and I'm
ready to deliver the turkey on Thanksgiving.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
All right, Tommy from Tommy's Turkey's is calling in phone tapping.
Let's listen.

Speaker 7 (39:38):
Yeah, I'm looking for Gail. Yeah, this is Tommy from
Tommy's Turkeys. I'm coming to deliver your Thanksgiving turkey in
a couple of weeks. Just wanted to touch base with
you before we head on over.

Speaker 8 (39:51):
I didn't order a turkey.

Speaker 7 (39:52):
I need to get a time you're going to be home.
So thatfore I can deliver this turkey because delivery.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
In your on the same day I can order a turkey.

Speaker 7 (40:02):
Yeah, were somebody to order the turkey for a gals
here at them soon and needs to be delivered on Wednesday,
the day before Thanksgiving, and I'm coming to your house
to deliver this.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
Hello.

Speaker 7 (40:14):
Yeah, I think we were disconnected. This is Tommy from
Tommy's Turkeys. Somebody's ordered it free as a gift.

Speaker 5 (40:21):
Right ultimately name name my daughter.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 20 (40:24):
I've got it.

Speaker 8 (40:24):
I got to talk.

Speaker 7 (40:25):
I've got a forty five pound live bird right here
that I'm bringing to your house.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
It could be a live.

Speaker 7 (40:33):
You wouldn't want it to be dead now Thanksgiving, so
in a little ways away it wouldn't be fresh.

Speaker 11 (40:39):
But no one wants to see the turkey alive.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
Now.

Speaker 7 (40:42):
I'm gonna handle all of.

Speaker 3 (40:43):
That well, apartment, I promise you right now, he will
not be alive when he gets on the table.

Speaker 5 (40:51):
Where he's gonna kill this turkey.

Speaker 7 (40:53):
If no, I'm gonna I'll take care of all that.
You don't worry about any of that kind of stuff.
All I need is to finish up the form of
payment prior to arriving at your residence.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
I thought this was a gift.

Speaker 7 (41:06):
Well, it was only a percentage was paid for it
to secure the turkey, because you know, there's not a
lot of forty five pounds birds running around rampant.

Speaker 20 (41:15):
Okay, so gonna cost me?

Speaker 7 (41:17):
Well, they put down a two hundred dollars deposit. I've
already got that cleared. That's a deposit. I'm gonna need
the remainder. I'm gonna need the remaining eight hundred dollars
in order to start my trip. I'm coming from a

(41:38):
long distance like ten states shaway. You'll be paying for
lodging for me and your turkey. That's the only way
we can get there. I turkey, it's a it's a gift.
You get worked it out. Do you work it out
with the gift giver?

Speaker 2 (41:56):
After I get there? I'm not hello, lim I, Hey,
what are you doing this? Some idiot keeps calling me.

Speaker 5 (42:07):
You want to bring a turkey for you?

Speaker 12 (42:09):
This?

Speaker 21 (42:10):
Yeahs to be a surprise.

Speaker 5 (42:12):
What I gotta pay a thousand dollars for You're welcome.

Speaker 15 (42:16):
I'm kind I don't want to.

Speaker 5 (42:17):
You know you ordered somebody even tell me the flaw
with you.

Speaker 25 (42:21):
That's what a surprise.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
Is Mom.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
I thought you'd be happy.

Speaker 5 (42:26):
No, I'm not. What are you doing things behind my back?

Speaker 2 (42:28):
And then I gotta pay a thousand bucks?

Speaker 5 (42:30):
What do you think money glows?

Speaker 11 (42:31):
Eyelan, I'm helping you.

Speaker 13 (42:33):
I'm helping you.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
You are not helping.

Speaker 5 (42:35):
You shouldn't say thank you.

Speaker 21 (42:37):
This is my gift.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
Is not a thank you?

Speaker 11 (42:40):
All right, he's showing up and him a thousand bucks.
I gotta put him up locally forget life bird in
my apartment.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
What are you crazy?

Speaker 7 (42:47):
Listen, I'll cut you a discount. Who is this time?
Instead of a thousand dollars on the phone, he's seven
thousand dollars. How's about you give me four hundred and
I'll eat Thanksgiving dinner?

Speaker 2 (43:01):
Wit going on?

Speaker 7 (43:05):
This is Froggy from Melbos Duran in the Morning Show. Mom,
and you've been phone tapped.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
Oh my god, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 10 (43:18):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participation the.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
Elvis Dan phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
This is unbelievable.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
What's wrong there, Bobby Flay?

Speaker 2 (43:30):
Well, you're sitting in front of this board that you've
sat in front of for like the last forty five years,
and you know, I sure how to use it.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
I don't use it. Scary.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
What's your title? We were trying to figure this out.

Speaker 10 (43:40):
I'm executive producer, but I'm also Elvis's Eyes and ears.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
Yes, he does a very good job.

Speaker 3 (43:46):
But he's senior executives. He's snuck in ahead of them. Hey, anyway,
so Bobby Flay is here, it's uh, of course this
is our stuff off.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
And so five years later.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
And I've been here for four years, Well you know what, Gandhi,
Already people are saying she's a shoeing to win this thing.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
You've been here for four years already. I keep thinking
of you as the new girl.

Speaker 5 (44:11):
I am. Well, I mean ten years A got to
take out for that pandemic.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
That's true, all right, baby hot sauce.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
Yeah, now, yes, we already know. We already know she's
gonna win this thing. Why Why because first of all,
you'll know exactly which one is hers?

Speaker 2 (44:25):
What are you going to use any ingredients or spices
close to your Yeah?

Speaker 3 (44:30):
Absolutely, yes, absolutely scary as an observation, what might that be?

Speaker 10 (44:35):
You know, when you're watching the cooking shows and they're
having the competition and it comes down for the final
ten seconds and they have to get their food plated.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
Qualified.

Speaker 10 (44:42):
Okay, that's what I was going through back there, because
there's not enough appliances to go around, and Elvis had
to get his stuff in the oven. So I was
going I did a minor wave detour, and I don't know.

Speaker 4 (44:52):
It's gonna be good.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
Now we have two microwave bbms, we have the atomic toaster.
It's gonna be fine. I think you're overthinking.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
I just want to say a couple of things. Okay,
because we announced this what a few weeks ago. Yes,
you guys have been literally in a tornado since then.
I mean I but I've I've watched from a distance.
I've watched everybody in the studio really kind of whipped
themselves into like a frenzy over this. This is insane.
First of all, a couple of you have been on

(45:18):
the dark Web looking for recipes for sure. Actually, I'm
not gonna I'm not gonna give up any names, because
you know, I'm like a vault. However, somebody texted me
and actually offered me money to make it, to make
it for.

Speaker 18 (45:32):
Them, I'm not going to say that. Of course, she's
the only she didn't like the price show up for
I don't know who it was.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
Also, and then somebody was looking for stale bread yesterday. Yeah,
I don't know who was.

Speaker 5 (45:55):
It was me I posted it. I didn't know you
could buy it.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
Number one, you can make. You can no idea make it.
Just go get bread and put in the oven on
a low temperature for a while. It makes it stale.

Speaker 5 (46:04):
Right, you know I don't cook. Yeah, I had no idea.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
Listen, you know what, idiot, here's okay. You know how
it is when you sit down and play poker with
your friends and someone says, well, i've never played poker before,
let me join you, boys, and they beat everyone. That's
going to be gandhi Today.

Speaker 5 (46:17):
I called my mom.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
It's sort of like I was. I came up with
a bread pudding recipe for for a rest for one
of the restaurants one years ago, and I let the
service taste it, and I was going through all the
ingredients and one of the ingredients was day old bread
in it, and one of the servers raised their hands
and said, what's day old bread? Pretty much, it's like
who's buried in Grant's tomb?

Speaker 3 (46:38):
It pretty much explains itself.

Speaker 5 (46:39):
Doesn't exactly you make steel bread, leave it out.

Speaker 3 (46:41):
I don't even know how we started this, but we
started it years ago, then it went away, and then
it's back. And thank god you agreed to come in here,
or you were volunteered to come in here. I appreciate that.

Speaker 12 (46:51):
And I swear I didn't get sick on purpose so
that I wouldn't have to make stuff.

Speaker 11 (46:54):
I swear to God.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
And I'm just going to tell you right now, I
did not try to get a sponsorship from Toms or
PEPs a day see out of this. I did not
do it. I should I should have. I mean, you
know the sponsorship world isn't.

Speaker 5 (47:05):
You know you're.

Speaker 3 (47:06):
Gonna taste some average decent stuffings too.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
I always come here for mediocrity, so.

Speaker 3 (47:14):
And God knows you've always know you always delivered.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
No, but I am I have to say I know that.
I know some people's feelings have gotten hurt and over
the stuff off years. But I'm turning over a new leaf.
I'm gonna be only positive.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
No no no, no, no, no no, then just go home. March.

Speaker 12 (47:34):
You know they want Simon Cowell controversy.

Speaker 3 (47:37):
Bobby, we want you to just say what's on your mind.
There's no filter, no editing.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
Okay, bring it on, like here, here's the thing. Okay.
So I talked it over with Nate and the way
we're gonna I said, we just do I just award
a winner and he said no, I want you to
go five four three two one. So we're gonna know
who is is the least favorite the top.

Speaker 3 (47:58):
Okay it And when they went to hold on and
say please hold on and you need a piece of
paper to write on. Can you supply that for him?

Speaker 2 (48:06):
Please? Can you do sometime organized here?

Speaker 3 (48:09):
It's the stuff off sometimes two sometime before Thanksgiving? Okay, Danielle,
what did you want to say?

Speaker 11 (48:14):
Doesn't he need a palate cleanser or something like? After everyone?

Speaker 2 (48:19):
Yeah, I'd like some vanilla please?

Speaker 7 (48:21):
Yeah, you don't want any of that dog crap left on?
The next stuff and the next one's really good. It's
gonna have a little crap taste to it.

Speaker 3 (48:26):
Yeah, okay, maybe like a little shot of tequila between tastes.
No problem. O't say yes, Nate, what they're getting cold?
We need to do Well, mine's in the oven, so
it shouldn't be cold. Well, then bring him in.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
El was don't let me know which one is yours?

Speaker 3 (48:42):
Well, okay, it's doing music.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
Sometimes you're voices that I think it's ronny pretty good.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
Some will throw up, but all will throw down. It's
now the stuff off. And how here is bowl number one?
You look at it when your eyes, taste it with
your eyes and.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
Tell us what you see is there is there is
there a title for this one. It's just kind of.

Speaker 3 (49:23):
A blind taste test that looks okay. So Bobby is
now trying the stuffing.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
Also, how many people made one of my recipes from.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
The from the today not mine?

Speaker 2 (49:38):
This one is actually very good?

Speaker 3 (49:39):
Talk about it, talk about it. Well.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
The the bread was obviously stale, so it absorbed a
lot of the moisture. But also it's it it actually
it's it's it's not dry, which is a good thing.
It has sausage running through it, kind of like a
sweet sausage. I'd rather sort of a spicy of sausage.
But that's just looks like there's some fresh time running
through it, some selry, some carrots and onions. I would

(50:03):
say this is actually very good.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
I see apple, there's apple in here.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
Leading the witness no I'm not.

Speaker 3 (50:15):
It's okay.

Speaker 4 (50:16):
It needs to be a good representative bite. You need
to take several bites.

Speaker 3 (50:19):
The apple may.

Speaker 7 (50:20):
Ruin it, right, be careful.

Speaker 3 (50:22):
He really liked.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
It, Nate. You're still married, right? Yeah? Okay? Make sure
did your wife make this?

Speaker 3 (50:28):
Well?

Speaker 2 (50:28):
I mean change No.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
By the way, I'm not saying that. I'm not saying
that's Nate, but Nate. Nate knows his way around the kitchen.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
I'm I'm okay, I'm I'm do I rate it.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
Now or just no, no, no, just you may have
to go back and reevaluate.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
I'm just gonna make like a note.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
Okay, right, okay, here it is, okay on it. Here
is stuffing number two?

Speaker 2 (50:52):
Stuffing number two?

Speaker 7 (50:53):
All right?

Speaker 2 (50:54):
Interesting a stuffing that looks like it has corn bread,
which I'm into. This kind of looks like mine.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
It's not yours.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
No, I don't know. I didn't make any of these,
but it looks like what could be the.

Speaker 3 (51:08):
Good thing about this one is you have the edges
if you want to crunch your bite, and you have
the middle if you want like a softer. I like that.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
So it's called dressing.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
Yeah, it's dressing you too.

Speaker 24 (51:19):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
Yeah, it's this one.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
I like the corn bread. I like the sausage running
through it. There's some fresh herbs in here as well.
Is it rosemary?

Speaker 3 (51:28):
Maybe there's some rosemary in there, there's some hold on,
there's some sage, and there's also some Calabrian chilies.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
It needs more, yes, the Actually it has a nice
little Calabrian chili bite. I feel like I'm in the
South of Italy right now.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
I want it's not.

Speaker 5 (51:47):
A blind taste, not the way.

Speaker 7 (51:49):
No.

Speaker 3 (51:50):
I wanted it to be spicier, and those Calabrian chilies
are hot, but these just didn't stick. Okay, here's number three.

Speaker 7 (51:58):
It's the most twenty twenty vision taste.

Speaker 3 (51:59):
Head Okay, well, well what are you seeing?

Speaker 2 (52:05):
What just seeing it looks like on first blush it
looks a little dry. Okay, but I haven't tasted it yet,
so let's see what the story is. It's very crumbly.

Speaker 3 (52:14):
I can smell it from here. It smells delicious.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
Mm hmm. Is this bread.

Speaker 5 (52:23):
Partially?

Speaker 1 (52:25):
Boy?

Speaker 5 (52:26):
I don't know if it's mine.

Speaker 3 (52:29):
What I mean, is this bread either it's bread or
it's not.

Speaker 26 (52:34):
It?

Speaker 2 (52:34):
No, No, it's spike.

Speaker 5 (52:36):
There's all kinds of stuff in there.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
It's spicy, does it? Sort of?

Speaker 3 (52:43):
Does it?

Speaker 2 (52:43):
And I don't know if this is yours or not.
It's spicy. It's a little bit dry, but it's I
like the flavors of it. What's the spice is in it?

Speaker 5 (52:55):
All kinds of stuff, curry curry powder.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
Like the hurt seem and the tumoric be gives it
a really cool color too, very nice kind of dry though.

Speaker 5 (53:08):
I actually brought more of the stuff to make it moist,
but then I didn't put it on there.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
What's it called the stuff?

Speaker 5 (53:13):
The sombaryeah, I don't even know what that is. Oh,
I have some out in the other room.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
If you like liquid, Yeah, what is it made out of?

Speaker 5 (53:22):
It's like lentils, tomato, green chili's okay, onion.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
I would dump some of that on that right now.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
All right, Okay, this is a very interesting one. This
is the most interesting one I've ever tasted.

Speaker 3 (53:35):
Actually.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
Okay, as number one.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
Okay, here comes a number. By the way, you're listening
to the Bobby Flay Judging the Stuff Off segment of our.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
Show, I have two to go and I'm still speaking.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
All right, Okay, here is number four. Mm hmmm.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
This one is very minced.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
Okay, it's almost cat food looking.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
I like cat food. Speaking of cat food, please buy
made by Nacho cat Food Company.

Speaker 7 (54:06):
Mmmm.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
This one is moister, and that's a good thing. A
little one note, I would say, in flavor, like I'm
looking for.

Speaker 4 (54:16):
Like maybe you should take some more bites.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
I think I'm good.

Speaker 3 (54:21):
I see more Colabrian chili's in there.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
It looks it looks like some kind of red chili
in there for sure. To I know, it seems like
everything is everybody's basically did the same stuffing.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
No, just two of us.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
It's like it's like everybody's using sausage. I don't think
you used sausage, okay, not that I know which one
is your. The turmeric one did not have sausage in it, okay,
moving on.

Speaker 4 (54:50):
WHOA didn't seem to like that one, all right?

Speaker 2 (54:52):
I just put wow next to it, okay.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
And it's just the final one.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
This is the final one.

Speaker 3 (54:58):
This is the final This is the fifth Okay, this.

Speaker 2 (54:59):
One as uh you know, first look it has because
it's important to describe what it looks like as well.
Presentation is important, right.

Speaker 3 (55:06):
The last one looked like CATCHU. This one looks like
this one looks like.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
Hmmmm, alpo, No, it's very one. It's doesn't have it's bloom, yes,
thank you.

Speaker 5 (55:22):
Hopeless.

Speaker 3 (55:23):
It's kind of gray and doesn't have any color.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
Wait, did Danielle not make one?

Speaker 11 (55:27):
I'm at home?

Speaker 5 (55:28):
How could I have made one?

Speaker 2 (55:29):
That is Seriously, I cannot believe she stayed home today.
I could have predicted this, could I?

Speaker 11 (55:35):
Do you want me to come and give you the flu?

Speaker 3 (55:37):
Yes, Scotty, I don't know if this is yours, but
he says it looks kind of gray. I don't think
that one's mine.

Speaker 2 (55:43):
Okay, it's it's got it's sort of one, sort of
did you taste color, Yes, it's a little bit. It's
a little bit dry, but actually it's pretty good. I
have to say, you guys have really stepped up your game.
I'm not just saying that the game has been up up.
Huh in the Elvis Duran in the morning kitchen, Yes, Froggy.

Speaker 7 (56:05):
Let me tell you how non like this is so obvious.
So the first one was Nate, the second was Elvis,
the third was Gone, and the fourth was Scary and
the fifth was Scotty. That's how like like non evasive,
like everybody knows exactly who it is, because everybody's led
the witness as he's tasted each individual.

Speaker 3 (56:19):
I don't think that don't matter. He's gonna be honest
at all. All right, he's going to tabulate the vote
I brought.

Speaker 5 (56:24):
I mean, the sombar has entered the room. If you
want to try it again with some sombar on.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
If only it was there when he was judging.

Speaker 5 (56:32):
That's fine, Bobby, Bobby didn't Scotty just tell you how
much of the Christmas movie?

Speaker 2 (56:37):
All right? Oh yes, all right, we got to take
a bread Christmas movie Wonders Christmas.

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Speaker 1 (57:04):
Elm in the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
Good morning Lisa, So good morning to Bob Slay.

Speaker 25 (57:18):
Hi, Bobby play and one morning Loo.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
I love you.

Speaker 3 (57:23):
Oh my god, Zou.

Speaker 25 (57:25):
I know I've been.

Speaker 17 (57:26):
Listening since I'm eleven and I'm now thirty seven.

Speaker 3 (57:28):
Yeah, yeah, you're now the great grandkids listening with So Lisa,
Lisa saw your film One Delicious Christmas Bobby.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
What'd you think, Lisa? Be honest, I.

Speaker 17 (57:40):
Thought it was absolutely amazing. I think you're so perfect
for the camera. I can't come up, my love, but
I thought it was so wonderful, and I just love
all the yummy, delicious meals that were presented in the moment.

Speaker 7 (57:53):
Wow.

Speaker 17 (57:54):
And I'm definitely going to be making that smoky Apple
Fighter margarita like asap for Christmas.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
I love that people actually got inspired to cook things
from the from the movie. That's pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (58:04):
That is cool. Yeah, I love to cook.

Speaker 17 (58:07):
I really like. I grew up in an Italian family
and my gunness, I've watched all of your shows and
you're just a genius. You're a legend.

Speaker 2 (58:13):
I love it and I give you the watch so much.
Another call.

Speaker 3 (58:18):
Your ego. Your ego didn't need more snacks, but it
got it.

Speaker 17 (58:23):
I work in the city. I always hope to run
into you one day, but this is I'll take this
at the very least.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
Oh that's so nice. Well, thank you so much. Thanks
Do you are you like a big Christmas movie fan, a.

Speaker 17 (58:34):
Huge Christmas movie. I've already started watching Christmas movie.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
Yeah, it's the season. We're here. Well, thank you so
much for watching.

Speaker 17 (58:41):
Yeah, I thank you so much for taking my call.
All this and y'all everybody on this PI. I love
you guys.

Speaker 2 (58:47):
You know what I love.

Speaker 3 (58:49):
We're about to have some We're about to have some
bloodshed in the studio because Bobby is about to choose
the winners and losers and our stuff off. There's no losers,
all right, Lisa, thank you so much. And One Delicious Christmas.
I love the One Delicious Christmas trailer. Let's see if
you can hear mister Bobby flay.

Speaker 11 (59:09):
The holidays at this hotel.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
Give my regards to the chef.

Speaker 11 (59:12):
Are about to get shaken up to win Rave Reviews, Tom.

Speaker 2 (59:18):
Critic, I guess I'm inspired.

Speaker 5 (59:20):
Don't care how he looks, I care how he cooks.

Speaker 2 (59:23):
And featuring Food Networks, Bobby Blayd's just a lovely meal.

Speaker 3 (59:28):
One Delicious Christmas.

Speaker 2 (59:31):
That's my acting voice.

Speaker 3 (59:33):
I love it. I think that's awesome. Do you really?
I really do think it's fun, I mean fun to
do something that you don't do every day.

Speaker 2 (59:41):
It was so I was I was agonizing over it.
I'll be honest, I was stressed out.

Speaker 3 (59:45):
Oh total, good night, that's part of the fun. Oh
here come our here come our stuff comes the stuffings
they seem to go, they seem to multiply on their own.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
I know you guys, Ate like went out there and
ate it all crazy.

Speaker 3 (59:57):
I had to sample. I had to sample the competition.

Speaker 2 (59:59):
If you know what I'm saying, you didn't order any
breakfast sandwiches this morning instead?

Speaker 11 (01:00:02):
This is it?

Speaker 3 (01:00:03):
This is it? All right, we're about to find out.

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
Okay, how do you Okay, let's how do you want
to do this?

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
Nate?

Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
Like, what's five four three?

Speaker 4 (01:00:12):
And then the winner?

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
Five four three?

Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
I think you should do the But how do we
know which is what?

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
How does the How does the listener know which is
which one?

Speaker 3 (01:00:21):
Because you tell them?

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
So I'm going to tell them each one. Oh my god,
did you think about this? No, Dan, you see what
happens when you're not here.

Speaker 5 (01:00:31):
Sorry.

Speaker 7 (01:00:32):
Number number one was Nate, Number two is Elvis, number
three was Gondi, number four was Scary and number five
was Scotty.

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
Okay, so let's start.

Speaker 3 (01:00:40):
Just do it anyway you want.

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
Okay, number number five, Okay, I just want to say this.
It's just an honor to be nominated. Okay, number five.
It was Scary's girlfriends.

Speaker 3 (01:00:57):
Oh my god, I've.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
Heard that before, you yourself.

Speaker 3 (01:01:05):
So Robin made your stuffing absolutely and so now because
of this, and because of this loss, you don't have
to take credit for it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
I literally I love Robin so much and the fact
that she's been Scary for seventy four years.

Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
Is Okay, what was what was wrong with it?

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
As you recall, there wasn't anything wrong with it. I
just think, honestly, I'm gonna I'm saying this, the competition
this year was the best it's ever been. You guys know,
I'm serious.

Speaker 3 (01:01:30):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
The stuffings were really really good and very diverse.

Speaker 3 (01:01:34):
I thought they were.

Speaker 4 (01:01:35):
I got the popular vote outside with everybody else.

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
Actually you didn't.

Speaker 5 (01:01:40):
But actually, just acknowledge Scary saying that Robin made it
because he lost. Had he won, it would have been
his stuffing, we know, right.

Speaker 3 (01:01:48):
And by the way, the people's choice of word clearly
does not go to you.

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
So don't Robin. I know, Robin, thank you for trying.
But there's a ring on the way home.

Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
And now we moved to number one.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
That was last place, scary scary stuffing you now number four.

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
Moving up the ladder. Is Scottie.

Speaker 19 (01:02:14):
That I went from number one last time to four?

Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
No scott. But here's the deal. I mean, honestly, the
only thing I will say is that I really love
the flavor of it. But the color just was it
wasn't bleak.

Speaker 3 (01:02:25):
There should have been some there should have been some
carrots in.

Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
There, parrots or so. You know, these guys do a
lot of use of Chili's this year, like they really
stepped up the game. I mean, you.

Speaker 3 (01:02:34):
Gotta you have to evolve. You shouldn't make fun of
his his beat yours?

Speaker 26 (01:02:38):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
And now here we go third place?

Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
Okay, So the next one third place is one that
I felt to be very original and really maybe the
most flavorful overall was Gandhi.

Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
Yes, talk about it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
Uh, it had it had lots of spices in it,
spices that you don't necessarily see in stuff. But that's
what's great about Thanksgiving. You can really kind of you
can show your personal you know, you know, flavors exactly.
Is great.

Speaker 3 (01:03:06):
So let me ask you this a judge play. Yes, Now,
are you eating stuffings from the perspective of it's standing
alone or the thought of it mixing with the turkey
and the mashed potato? Now, and how it would fit
in the middle.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
This is standalone stuffing.

Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
Oh that's right, yes, there you go. All right, thanks,
because it's really good. I could eat Gandhi's Indian inspired
stuffing by itself as a.

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
Meal, and I just say that's Gandhi didn't know what
stale bread was until this morning, so that's I'm sure.

Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
I know it's bread that is stale.

Speaker 5 (01:03:35):
That makes sense the way you say it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:37):
You can make your own, you know, out of fresh bread.

Speaker 5 (01:03:39):
And learn something new every day.

Speaker 3 (01:03:41):
Hold on, what is this?

Speaker 7 (01:03:42):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:03:42):
Okay, here we.

Speaker 2 (01:03:43):
Go, okay, and then wait what we had a text,
but I'm not going.

Speaker 4 (01:03:47):
To read it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
And yeah, god, oh it is it's down in Nate
oh and Elvis here and by the.

Speaker 3 (01:03:56):
Way, and our stuffings really don't have a lot, don't
have a lot in common other than sausage.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
Okay. And the winner is the winner, second place, the winner, No,
the winner, Well, there's only two left, so the winner
means that the other person goes the second thank you
for making everybody understands that before I announce, I'm going
to announce the grand the winner of the stuff off
the the grand tasted winner, right, and the winner is Elvis.

(01:04:24):
It was the corn bread move. It was the corn
bread move. It was a strong move to the hoop.
I still think. Also, I get it. I'll get invited
back down.

Speaker 16 (01:04:35):
Recipes.

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
Not quite yeah, not quite? Wait did she use cornbread?
And what did she use?

Speaker 3 (01:04:42):
I will I will show you the recipe that she
used out of the New York Times at the New
York Times. Yeah, really with the Calabrian shellies. I used
Calabrian shelties in my tune. But I thought my bread
to flavor ratio was a little too heavy.

Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
Did you buy the corn bread at Whole Foods?

Speaker 3 (01:04:56):
No? I made the corn bread and then you made
it and you stealed it after that. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:05:00):
I took bread. I took bread cube. It was like
a sour dough, and I took the box of corn
bread makes and make corn bread. Then I put them
all together on a pan and put them in the
oven at two hundred and fifty degrees to make a
sale like forty five minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
Right, It out.

Speaker 3 (01:05:15):
Yeah, okay, so mine was obviously very good, but yes,
youn't failed to get the crown.

Speaker 2 (01:05:21):
Yes, I have to say yours was very good, though, Nate.

Speaker 3 (01:05:24):
What was so good about?

Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
Oh god, it was I think you would have actually won.
But the cornbread was the was the winning move. It
was actually I mean I could have picked you the one,
but it selves a show. Yeah. So no, no.

Speaker 3 (01:05:39):
No, no, no, no, no, no no no, yes, I don't know.
I don't want to win because it's you.

Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
Won because it was good. Okay, And Danielle, you came
in sixth place. You know what you should have done.
You should have just brought in your lasagni that you
make for Thanksgiving. You would have won. It's so good.
You would have said this is my stuff and I'd
be like, wow, we hold on.

Speaker 3 (01:06:01):
We have another talk back. By the way, if you
listen to us onthing I heard app, you can push
that microphone and talk to us. Here's now a break
in the action for something about Nacho cat food named
after Bobby Fla Nacho.

Speaker 16 (01:06:14):
Tell Bobby that my cat was sick and she wasn't eating,
so I got her some of that.

Speaker 21 (01:06:20):
Nacho cat food and she loved it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:23):
But then she died and I'm stuck with a.

Speaker 15 (01:06:26):
Half of boxes of freaking fougie cat food.

Speaker 8 (01:06:29):
But it's good.

Speaker 22 (01:06:30):
I mean, it's a good product.

Speaker 3 (01:06:32):
It still work.

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
Bobby.

Speaker 3 (01:06:34):
I think that's a glowing I think that's a that's
a glowing endorsement. It's a glowing supper.

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
Well, here's what I think she should do with the
cat food. Okay, let me tell you some We we
get so many stories of people saying that, like, you know,
their cats weren't eating or they weren't feeling well, and
then they eat made by Nacho and they feel better
and then well, I think obviously there was an issue there,
but made by not She should take the maid By
Nacho food that she has left over and give it

(01:07:05):
to one of the UH rescue shelters.

Speaker 5 (01:07:09):
Yeah, that's absolutely.

Speaker 7 (01:07:11):
I would woman flavor called Cat's Last Suburb.

Speaker 3 (01:07:16):
I would show it to the local exterminator.

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
Listen, let me tell you something. Nacho is killing the game.

Speaker 3 (01:07:25):
Is making more money off is cat food. That's right,
and you should and I think it's that, you know what,
and Nacho is a very important part of your life.
You have several cats.

Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
I have not I don't have several. I have two cats.
I have Nacho and I have Stella.

Speaker 5 (01:07:38):
Well wait a.

Speaker 12 (01:07:39):
Minute, Stella must feel bad because you don't have any
cat food named after her.

Speaker 2 (01:07:42):
Well, I mean she's doing she's like she's working on
the accessories. She's like the Kylie of you know, she
has her own airplane. Exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:07:52):
Let me let me clarify backpacks that listeners, that listeners beloved.
Pet did not pass away from eating no nacho food.

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
She actually gave it a food game.

Speaker 3 (01:08:04):
Yeah, she said, and now she has half a.

Speaker 11 (01:08:09):
Call it bougie food.

Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
It's just good for you. I mean, come on, we
have good cat food.

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
I eat it every day. Bobby, Wait, so.

Speaker 5 (01:08:19):
Was the People's Choice winner the same as the winner one?

Speaker 3 (01:08:21):
We haven't we haven't given the people do how do we.

Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
Choose those people?

Speaker 12 (01:08:26):
There?

Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:08:27):
Yeah, okay, well okay, Deanna, Deanna, who's People's Choice award?
Who gets the People's Choice Award? Which one did you like?

Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
I like you is the best Elvis.

Speaker 3 (01:08:35):
I'm not even just saying that, I mean, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
Okay. First of all, you're signing her paycheck, so let's
just call it what it is.

Speaker 3 (01:08:42):
I'm not the boll Ali who's who's like like Ghani.
See I like Ghandi's I'll tell you.

Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
What, Gandian Gandhi Ghani took the most risks and you
have to give her a lot of credit for that.

Speaker 3 (01:08:56):
That's a nice way to the baby hot sauce.

Speaker 5 (01:08:58):
Yeah, really, thank you you plug the Instagram.

Speaker 3 (01:09:01):
I love that we all came in with our own,
our own idea of what it should be. Except for
Scary and Gary.

Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
I want to I want to hang out with you
tonight when you go.

Speaker 5 (01:09:10):
Home you don't want to be there.

Speaker 2 (01:09:15):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 3 (01:09:16):
Gosh, all right, all right, we have lots to cover here.
Beat Bobby Flay the holiday throwdown, which I'm assuming it's
including holiday type cuisine. Correct, what do we cooking tonight?

Speaker 2 (01:09:27):
What is we who's on tonight?

Speaker 5 (01:09:32):
Stuffed meat?

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
Stuff? Things that are stuff? Yes, things that are stuff.
So it's actually very appropro apropos apple pos for the
stuff off spell.

Speaker 3 (01:09:44):
Apropos No a pr.

Speaker 2 (01:09:47):
It's funny.

Speaker 3 (01:09:47):
I spelled it this morning for some reason, a pr
for some reason, apro Paul, it's pos said to you,
we could say, now it's a spelling baby.

Speaker 5 (01:10:00):
Oh, the Indian will definitely win this one.

Speaker 3 (01:10:05):
I loved you I loved all this stuff except for Scaries.

Speaker 2 (01:10:10):
Wasn't bad either. I mean, I have to say it
was all really good. I'm really I'm really disappointed about
how good it was really good?

Speaker 3 (01:10:17):
What Nate say? Oh, here is my favorite day of
the year. This has been the most fun I've had
on this show in a year. Not not to not
to say the rest of the show sucked.

Speaker 2 (01:10:28):
This was a lot of fun because you want to
you want to have me back at some point, and.

Speaker 3 (01:10:32):
All the time we've we've had some great fun shows
of late though we've we've really been hitting Another.

Speaker 2 (01:10:38):
Part really is chef with te showing up? I thought
he was in a show. He does?

Speaker 3 (01:10:44):
He does?

Speaker 25 (01:10:45):
He?

Speaker 2 (01:10:45):
Oh, he's in the kitchen.

Speaker 3 (01:10:47):
Do you have any other thoughts about he's in the
local kitchen. He's in the kitchen. What are your thoughts
about you getting ready to geared up for the holidays
and cooking for friends and this and that? I mean,
what's your number one? This is a BS question? Who cares?

Speaker 16 (01:11:05):
Well?

Speaker 2 (01:11:05):
You're gonna ask you.

Speaker 1 (01:11:10):
In the morning show.

Speaker 2 (01:11:12):
I'll tell you exactly. I'll tell you exactly. Forget about
the point like this. I can give you plenty of
tips of how to like, you know, cook things and
get things ready. But I think organization is really this
is serious. Organization is really important if you can have
a bunch of people over, Like, I don't make dessert
and I don't get the wine. So what I do
is is I I assign people, and I tell them
what kind of dessert I want. So like, I won't

(01:11:34):
say just bring dessert because I don't have fifteen pumpkin pies.
So you say, you do, You get a pumpkin dessert,
You bring a fruit dessert, you bring a chocolate desert,
and then white wine or red wine, and then used
to sign people, and then dessert and and and the
wine is taken care of. Then you can just do
all the savory food.

Speaker 3 (01:11:49):
But also there are many many meals or dishes we
serve Thanksgiving and around the holidays that you can make ahead.
I meanead.

Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
No, they can't believe they'll make meshure but has a head.
Of course, you can't make the cranberry sauce ahead, make
the gravy ahead of time.

Speaker 3 (01:12:04):
I love mashed potatoes in the oven with butter on
top of them. You don't like that, oh, you can't
even you can't even win the stuff off me?

Speaker 2 (01:12:15):
Shut up?

Speaker 5 (01:12:15):
Second place?

Speaker 3 (01:12:16):
You like freshly done potatoes? Yes, okay, all right, don't
yell at me so crazy?

Speaker 2 (01:12:23):
What else can you do ahead of time? I mean
you can make I know, but like, lasign is not
really part of most thanksgivings. I mean I guess in
like I guess in yours.

Speaker 5 (01:12:34):
There it is till I came up here.

Speaker 3 (01:12:37):
Get me too. Yeah, I dig lasagnat Thanksgiving.

Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
I did Lasignia period. I just got the recipe from Danielle.
She said to me, I put a lot of wine
in it for me.

Speaker 3 (01:12:50):
You want to cut the laag? Bobby, We always love
when you come to see us my pleasure. Today, I
know you're probably gonna have to go home and miss
your hair applutment. You may have to take a nap.

Speaker 2 (01:13:00):
Get a haircut because we've your I can't even see hair.
What do you mean you can't have plenty of hair?

Speaker 5 (01:13:04):
That's why.

Speaker 2 (01:13:06):
Well, it's early in the morning. I mean you know,
it's like so.

Speaker 3 (01:13:10):
In the day you have Bobby Flay, you get your
haircut at ten, so by eleven you're out doing. What
What are you doing today?

Speaker 10 (01:13:17):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:13:18):
What am I doing today? I have a bunch of meetings.
I'm actually going to London tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:13:22):
Fun fundon. Yes, exactly are you staying I'm staying at
a hotel there.

Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
I'm actually I'm only going there for a day.

Speaker 5 (01:13:33):
What that sounds stressful? And then you're flying back here.

Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
Yeah, I'm looking for an apartment. I love it.

Speaker 11 (01:13:41):
Yeah, you're gonna leave us here?

Speaker 2 (01:13:43):
No, I'm not leaving another one.

Speaker 3 (01:13:45):
Why are you looking for an apartment in London?

Speaker 2 (01:13:46):
I like, I just love Europe so much, and and
London is like it it's only six hours from New York, right,
which is really, you know, as close as you can get.
And also like, I love going to different places in Europe,
and when you're in London you can go to any
place you want basically in ninety minutes.

Speaker 3 (01:14:03):
Now, is it because of tax issues? Not at all?
Running away from someone trying to serve the papers?

Speaker 2 (01:14:12):
Are you being served those? No, those those sneakers are
worn out.

Speaker 3 (01:14:19):
With that said, thank you for coming in. I love you.

Speaker 1 (01:14:29):
Elvis ter Ram in the Morning.

Speaker 3 (01:14:30):
Show, what's the new game?

Speaker 5 (01:14:33):
Okay, I came in this morning. There's a game called
butt Hurt sitting out there, so I took it and
I opened it but hurt.

Speaker 11 (01:14:39):
It's called but not what you did last night. It's
a gated.

Speaker 7 (01:14:45):
What is that supposed to me? Dan?

Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:14:48):
What daniel the wind and Danielle, I don't think. I
don't think it hurts anymore.

Speaker 12 (01:14:53):
Oh my god, that both of you are Oh my god,
that's worse than what I said.

Speaker 3 (01:14:58):
You know, I'm going home. I will not I will
not tolerate your anal sex jokes.

Speaker 5 (01:15:05):
Before the game starts.

Speaker 4 (01:15:08):
The game is called but hurt.

Speaker 3 (01:15:10):
That's what it refers to. It refers to snowflakes, people
who are triggered. Both of you, Froggy Danielle, you are
on my crap list. Sorry, okay, so can we get
back to the show.

Speaker 11 (01:15:24):
Okay, sorry I say so.

Speaker 5 (01:15:25):
I opened these questions, was just looking through them, and
one of the questions was who is the most ethical
in the room. So we all started having a debate
and somebody in the room got butt hurt after they.

Speaker 3 (01:15:35):
I'll tell you I know what, producer Sam is the
most most ethical?

Speaker 11 (01:15:39):
See I said you no, but wait guess who guess
who said himself?

Speaker 2 (01:15:43):
Brody.

Speaker 5 (01:15:46):
So then we started giving him reasons why he wasn't
he got but hurt.

Speaker 3 (01:15:48):
Okay, Litsten, Let's ask more questions.

Speaker 5 (01:15:50):
But who would survive the longest on a deserted island?

Speaker 11 (01:15:53):
Scary because he could eat his calves?

Speaker 2 (01:15:55):
He die, No, he could eat it.

Speaker 3 (01:15:58):
His calves are massive. Okay, scary scary sitting on the
ground and see if you can put your calves up
to your mouth like a chicken wing a lot of fat.

Speaker 5 (01:16:10):
Who is the most adventurous in bed?

Speaker 3 (01:16:12):
Uh me, yeah, probably won't take it.

Speaker 5 (01:16:16):
Okay. Who is the most humble in the room?

Speaker 2 (01:16:19):
Humble, humble?

Speaker 3 (01:16:20):
No one in this room, producer Sam most humble?

Speaker 13 (01:16:25):
Fluffing me?

Speaker 5 (01:16:25):
You guys? Who could handle being in prison the best?

Speaker 2 (01:16:30):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:16:30):
Elvis?

Speaker 3 (01:16:31):
And why proggy?

Speaker 7 (01:16:34):
Because you you adapt all the situations.

Speaker 5 (01:16:40):
Who has had the most orgasms?

Speaker 3 (01:16:43):
I'm oldest.

Speaker 5 (01:16:44):
Yeah, okay, that's what you're saying.

Speaker 11 (01:16:45):
Yeah, she said that's not a fair.

Speaker 3 (01:16:47):
I'm having one right now. Wow, excellent, I'm cleaning my oven.

Speaker 5 (01:16:51):
Who is or would be the best lover?

Speaker 3 (01:16:55):
I hate that word.

Speaker 5 (01:16:56):
I know I do too. It makes me want to vomit.

Speaker 3 (01:16:58):
But no one in this room is a good lover anyway.
We're all terrible.

Speaker 21 (01:17:04):
Mate.

Speaker 11 (01:17:05):
And he's not in his room now because he'll have
a stroke in the middle of it. That wouldn't be good.

Speaker 5 (01:17:12):
Who has had the best life so far?

Speaker 3 (01:17:15):
I think we've all had charmed lives except for Brody.

Speaker 5 (01:17:23):
Who will get the least butt hurt during this game?

Speaker 11 (01:17:27):
Well, it isn't Brody.

Speaker 3 (01:17:31):
I think.

Speaker 11 (01:17:33):
Garry takes everything with a grain of salt.

Speaker 5 (01:17:35):
Who will get the most butt hurt during this game?

Speaker 2 (01:17:40):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:17:41):
This is what I love you. This is one that
might butt hurt somebody. Who is the funniest in the room?

Speaker 3 (01:17:50):
I think you are.

Speaker 5 (01:17:51):
Oh that's so nice. I don't think so. I was
gonna say, I think you are.

Speaker 3 (01:17:54):
I think Danielle is the funniest. You are the funniest.

Speaker 11 (01:17:58):
That's what they say at my house. They say that
I'm the funnest and my husband's the funniest.

Speaker 5 (01:18:03):
I think you're the funniest, and Danielle is the funnest.
He's still the funniest, Still the funnest.

Speaker 3 (01:18:09):
Take it not as funny as you know.

Speaker 5 (01:18:10):
I think you're much funnier.

Speaker 11 (01:18:12):
Who let's see.

Speaker 5 (01:18:13):
I have to go through all of these because I
was weeding through the stilly.

Speaker 2 (01:18:15):
It's called but hurt, but hurt, very.

Speaker 5 (01:18:18):
Fun really but hurting people? These are like some of
them are pretty like, who's the most artistic? Who is
the best dressed right now?

Speaker 3 (01:18:26):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (01:18:27):
None of us, Elvis, I'm wearing this old thing. I
think brody shirts kind of nice.

Speaker 5 (01:18:34):
Who is the least annoying person in the room?

Speaker 2 (01:18:39):
That's not going to happen.

Speaker 3 (01:18:41):
And that note we're all out, I'm sorry and then awful.
In a room full of one, two, three, four, five, six,
seven people, we can't choose which one of us is
the least.

Speaker 5 (01:18:51):
What the who's the least annoying?

Speaker 3 (01:18:53):
Annoying?

Speaker 5 (01:18:56):
I'm gonna go a diamond out there?

Speaker 3 (01:18:58):
Yeah, no, she's annoying my diamonds, okay in this room?
Who has the nastiest fetish?

Speaker 5 (01:19:06):
I think Nate.

Speaker 3 (01:19:11):
It is a quick reaction. But don't forget Uncle Johnny
standing in here too.

Speaker 2 (01:19:15):
He didn't have.

Speaker 3 (01:19:17):
Yeah, he's too old to be nasty. Who is most
likely to spoil the ending of a movie, show book?

Speaker 2 (01:19:24):
Danielle? Danielle.

Speaker 3 (01:19:26):
Who is most likely to raise a child that will
grow up to be an ahole?

Speaker 2 (01:19:31):
That might be you.

Speaker 3 (01:19:35):
Who is the most emotional in this room?

Speaker 5 (01:19:38):
Emotional?

Speaker 3 (01:19:41):
I think I think I'm most emotional.

Speaker 5 (01:19:43):
I think you're moved by people the most.

Speaker 3 (01:19:45):
And I love this question, who is the worst person
period in this room? Yeah, I would say.

Speaker 5 (01:19:55):
Scary.

Speaker 3 (01:19:57):
You know what, here's the thing, this room is full
of great peace. Well, I don't think I can answer
that question.

Speaker 5 (01:20:01):
That's what I meant here. I meant I can't answer.

Speaker 3 (01:20:04):
Now if you ask me who's the worst person in
the building? We're working and I got a list. Who
on this show has the biggest ego?

Speaker 12 (01:20:16):
Well, it depends on what kind of ego Nate for,
like looking so damn good and scary just because he
works here?

Speaker 2 (01:20:26):
Here's what?

Speaker 3 (01:20:27):
Who would trip you just for the hell of it?
Scary Danielle daniel Here's what? Okay, who in this room
would most likely be the one who smuggle drugs in
their butt?

Speaker 2 (01:20:42):
You have?

Speaker 3 (01:20:43):
I bet you have drugs in there right now.

Speaker 5 (01:20:44):
I don't spreads my backpack. My butt stays safe.

Speaker 2 (01:20:49):
And there you go.

Speaker 3 (01:20:52):
So game. But I think I think I had a
copy of this?

Speaker 26 (01:20:56):
Is this my?

Speaker 3 (01:20:56):
Is this my game?

Speaker 5 (01:20:57):
There's a whole stack of them out there.

Speaker 3 (01:20:59):
Okay. Yeah, So you're on Instagram or wherever and you
see someone make a negative comment and you immediately have
to look them up and look up their Instagram and
their profile and see more about them. Yes, I need
to learn more about this a hole.

Speaker 7 (01:21:14):
Do you this?

Speaker 5 (01:21:15):
I have definitely done it a couple of times, and
I walk away from it, like, h look at them
and they're stupid enough, Froggy.

Speaker 3 (01:21:23):
Do you ever do that?

Speaker 25 (01:21:24):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:21:24):
All the time, I'll see somebody, I'll go, okay, I'll
go search through there at all the things they've liked,
are the people they follow, or the things they've said.
And then when I find out that they're really kind
of not right, I feel better about myself exactly, Danielle,
do you look all the time?

Speaker 3 (01:21:36):
What we should be doing, Danielle is we should just
ignore them, delete them, block them, whatever, and move on.
But no, we need to go investigate. We need to
go see who this a hole is.

Speaker 7 (01:21:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:21:45):
I posted a picture of Gandhi and some guy posted
a rude something about her eyes and the way she looks,
and I said something rude back to him, and then
everyone started yelling at him. I'm like, well, who is
this guy making fun? You shouldn't make fun of people
and their physical being and whatever. I'm just a douchey thing.

(01:22:05):
So everyone else starts looking at him too. Oh, this
guy has kids. I see his kids and on his
Instagram page, I bet he's teaching him how to be
a holes too. And at that point I'm like, okay, well,
I don't like the back and forth. I get nerves
when people start fighting each other and whatever. And then
then someone noticed he's in the army, and I'm like,
oh god, okay, look he's he served in the military.

(01:22:27):
We want to be respectful because he's in the military.
But then you think there are a holes in the
military too. I mean, people in the military will tell you, yeah,
there's a hole. And then someone said, yeah, typical army.
Let's hear it from the r Force. And that's when
I decided, let's take this down. Yeah, I don't want people,
you know, totally belittling this guy. Even though he belittled
you first, Well, that.

Speaker 5 (01:22:47):
Was nice of you. I appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (01:22:48):
But look when anyone, well when these people saw him
insulting you, Gandhi, they immediately went to his page to
see what they could insult.

Speaker 5 (01:22:56):
Right, I love you all for that. Whoever did it
nice and I kind of do the same thing.

Speaker 12 (01:23:00):
Is that usually the way though, Like these people who
come out, especially like in politics and whatever, and they
like throw people under the bus and whatever. You wind
up seeing what's in their closets eventually, and it's worse
than what they were complaining about the first place, exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:23:16):
What I mean.

Speaker 5 (01:23:17):
And I just you want to tell people like, please
stop acting woker than now, because at some point we
all fall asleep, like.

Speaker 2 (01:23:22):
It all have.

Speaker 5 (01:23:23):
It happens to all of us, So back off.

Speaker 2 (01:23:25):
What's up?

Speaker 3 (01:23:26):
Frog?

Speaker 7 (01:23:26):
Is there a word in the English language that causes
you to react more oppositely than relax when you tell
somebody to relax? It is the complete opposite of the
definition gone down, Calm.

Speaker 3 (01:23:40):
Down, calm down right, calm yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:23:43):
That's what Daniel, that's when people go him.

Speaker 3 (01:23:48):
So anyways, we are just so curious to find out
more about the people. Look, what about the people who
say I love you guys? I'll listen every day, you know,
do we know we should be finding out more about
them because those are the people who are fen right,
what's scary?

Speaker 10 (01:24:01):
Someone criticized the picture that I put up, saying, oh,
look at you, you look like a dufus.

Speaker 2 (01:24:05):
Wearing trying to do this that night.

Speaker 3 (01:24:08):
Did they'd use the word dufus?

Speaker 2 (01:24:10):
They used the word.

Speaker 4 (01:24:11):
Similar to it. It was actually much worse.

Speaker 3 (01:24:13):
And I'm like, you know what, I'm gonna go investigate
this troll. And then I find out she's a nurse
who cares for this sick.

Speaker 4 (01:24:19):
When she's not on my page trolling, she's.

Speaker 3 (01:24:23):
Like helping people. Well what about the lady is gandhi
listen to this one. Are you ready for this?

Speaker 5 (01:24:28):
Yeah? Somebody told me that they wanted me to get
cancer and just die. And I clicked on her pigeon.

Speaker 3 (01:24:33):
She was a teacher, a teacher, right, well, she's a teacher.
She taught us that she's a bitch, right all right,
Well good, so we're just as humans we are. We
need to know more. I guess I think this is
probably it's we're wired this way. If if we're you know,
in the jungle, and there's a there's some beast that
wants to kill us, we want to know more about

(01:24:53):
that beast. Yeah, we want to know more about them,
just in case we got to get up and fight them.
And I think maybe that's a natural thing we do,
right it is.

Speaker 7 (01:25:00):
Yeah, all the dogs if each other's butts, We search
you on social media, lurk.

Speaker 3 (01:25:05):
Yeah, someone on text says you gotta size him up.

Speaker 5 (01:25:07):
You do, Yeah, gotta know what you're fighting. You have
some ammo. But I really would like to ask the
listeners that if you're going to take a shot at me,
I just wanted to be more creative than the eyes.
That's what one's old. We get it all the time.
Are beautiful, thank you, but I you know, come up
with something better, guys, you could do better.

Speaker 3 (01:25:23):
Yeah, come on, find something else to insult on God
to come. Let's help the listeners come up with more
ways to insult God.

Speaker 5 (01:25:32):
Now I've gotten you're gonna waste your time.

Speaker 2 (01:25:35):
Make it good well, because I remember it.

Speaker 3 (01:25:37):
Not long ago someone I posted a picture of me
with some friends and someone said, oh, there's Elvis, the
old man trying to wear young guy's clothes. And so
I'm like, well, okay, whatever, I'll dress like I want.
Screw you. And I looked at his page and he's
the biggest frump known demand I'm gonna wear that with
you and your orthopedic shoes get off my page.

Speaker 5 (01:25:55):
Always. Seriously, the people taking shots at athletes are sitting
on their couch, their moms pay out of shape taking
shots at athletes, like what are you doing?

Speaker 3 (01:26:03):
Well, that's the thing and so which brings me to
the That is exactly my other thing that draws me nuts.
People who go into Instagram or mainly Twitter, actually to
tear down the other political side. Yeah, left hating right,
right hating left. And they think they think that these
rants are going to change something for the better. They're not.

(01:26:25):
You're not doing anything to change for the better. You
really aren't. If you think about it. You can sit
there on your couch and talk about how you hate
Republicans or how you hate democrats. I hate you lefties,
I hate you conservatives. What are you changing by doing that? Nothing.
All you're doing is is just blowing gas.

Speaker 7 (01:26:43):
You're really actually deeper seating their thoughts already. So if
they already hate one side or the other and you're
just railing on them, they're hating the side even more.

Speaker 3 (01:26:51):
It's true.

Speaker 7 (01:26:52):
Because you're railing on.

Speaker 3 (01:26:52):
Them, you're not changing anything. If you want to change something,
get off your ass and go out in the world
and change something.

Speaker 5 (01:26:57):
Right, it's activism versus slacktivism, and social media causes slacktivism.

Speaker 3 (01:27:01):
Let me write this down slacktivism. How you spell that slacktivism?

Speaker 11 (01:27:04):
Activism?

Speaker 3 (01:27:04):
Look slam slacktivism. I love that.

Speaker 5 (01:27:07):
Oh, I'm glad you like it.

Speaker 2 (01:27:10):
I'm a slacktivist. Why what do we learned?

Speaker 12 (01:27:12):
What we've learned that people it's not really you that
they're upset with. It's something within themselves that they're not
comfortable with, of course, and the way that they, you know,
get it out, unfortunately, is to take you know, go
trolling after other peach.

Speaker 11 (01:27:26):
True, it's sad.

Speaker 3 (01:27:27):
Hello, get out there and change the world. Don't scream
at the world.

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Speaker 3 (01:27:52):
So our friend daniel Dololo is here.

Speaker 5 (01:27:54):
Hey, how you doing?

Speaker 25 (01:27:56):
How you doing?

Speaker 14 (01:28:00):
So?

Speaker 3 (01:28:00):
The reason I have Danielle here is she has a friend. Yeah,
who is She's active on this website.

Speaker 5 (01:28:06):
Called sugar Daddy meet dot com.

Speaker 3 (01:28:09):
Sugarman, Sugar Daddy Meet M E. E T dot com. Yeah,
so she's held as your friend thirty two and uh
so she's meeting sugar daddies and going out on dates.
I mean, what is she getting out of this?

Speaker 25 (01:28:22):
So she met this one guy, right, he's like fifty five,
and he took her out on dates.

Speaker 5 (01:28:27):
He's he said, I need a girl to take out
to events.

Speaker 25 (01:28:32):
Apparently he there's a millionaire and he goes to all
these events and he needs a girl on his side,
all right.

Speaker 11 (01:28:37):
So she goes with him.

Speaker 25 (01:28:39):
Danny treats her to lou Boutons and Jimmy Choo shoes bigs.

Speaker 5 (01:28:45):
Yeah, you gotta sign.

Speaker 3 (01:28:48):
Up for you if you're wondering. Yes, Daniel is from Texas.

Speaker 5 (01:28:52):
We spoke about that.

Speaker 25 (01:28:54):
We spoke about that.

Speaker 3 (01:28:55):
So look, you're on sugar daddy meat dot com right now, gandhi,
just just.

Speaker 5 (01:28:58):
For research purposes.

Speaker 2 (01:28:59):
What do you well?

Speaker 5 (01:29:01):
I see something that's misleading because this guy looks like
he's thirty and young and hot, just trying to take
people out on dates. But it gives you all these
different options. How old are you? Are you a male
sugar daddy or a female sugar daddy? Sugar mama? I
guess what do you want out of this? It says
sugar makes life sweeter?

Speaker 3 (01:29:18):
So how long has she been seeing this one sugar daddy.

Speaker 25 (01:29:21):
For I think about six to eight months now.

Speaker 5 (01:29:24):
She's been doing it.

Speaker 3 (01:29:25):
It's not serious.

Speaker 25 (01:29:28):
You know, I'm gonna take you out on my jet.
We gotta go over here, over there.

Speaker 2 (01:29:32):
We gotta do this.

Speaker 25 (01:29:32):
We gotta do it.

Speaker 7 (01:29:33):
She doesn't do anything with him.

Speaker 11 (01:29:35):
Yeah, does she have to sleep with him?

Speaker 5 (01:29:36):
No, she don't sleep with him. I say, I don't
believe that. I don't believe it either.

Speaker 11 (01:29:40):
She has to sleep, but he's not buying her stuff
just for bo.

Speaker 5 (01:29:44):
It's gonna find out.

Speaker 25 (01:29:46):
I'm gonna divulge on, gonna get her to Yeah, find out,
I'm gonna I'm gonna ask.

Speaker 5 (01:29:50):
It has a whole section about frequently asked questions. It
gives you effective ways to be an irresistible sugar baby.
It says, should I travel to meet a potential sugar daddy,
how to create the perfect sugar ba profile?

Speaker 3 (01:30:00):
Mean about started question number one?

Speaker 5 (01:30:03):
Okay, am I oh? How to be an irresistible sugar baby?

Speaker 3 (01:30:07):
Tell me how to be an irresistible sugar babyl.

Speaker 5 (01:30:09):
Says, if you're not irresistible, you aren't gonna last very long.
Rich potential sugar daddies will just move on to the
next one, there are more beautiful girls looking. This is awesome.
So it says, take a look at some of the
steps required. So you have to have an eye catching profile.

Speaker 3 (01:30:23):
Do you have that?

Speaker 9 (01:30:24):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:30:24):
Yes, I do you do?

Speaker 5 (01:30:25):
You have to make an effort with your appearance sometimes, Okay,
be bubbly and fun.

Speaker 3 (01:30:31):
Be bubbly and fun. Oh yes, Okay, this sounds degrading
as hell.

Speaker 5 (01:30:35):
Wait till the next one, because this is exactly what
we're talking about. Show your affection. Hmm. I think that means, yeah,
we'll listen to your sugar daddy, be grateful. In conclusion,
these will make you an irresistible sugar daddy that he
will want to stick around for a long time.

Speaker 3 (01:30:53):
Let's call it what it is. You're you're actually turning
yourself into something. In my opinion, you shouldn't be. It's okay, yeah,
but at the end of the day, you actually hold
all the cards. You know what I'm saying, You're in
If you're dating a sugar daddy, you're actually in charge here,
not him. You know what I'm saying. I guess because
you're using you're using him. I don't like this concept.

Speaker 11 (01:31:16):
No, but you're using him for what you can get.

Speaker 5 (01:31:18):
This is like the official Instagram thought sign up page. No,
I'm just doing research for.

Speaker 3 (01:31:24):
A So when Alex and I started dating each other,
people accused me of being his like sugar daddy and
robbing the cradle, robbin the cradle. Oh, and I keep saying,
there's no there's no forty year old in a cradle.

Speaker 2 (01:31:39):
So stupid.

Speaker 5 (01:31:40):
It's a different website.

Speaker 3 (01:31:42):
But I'll tell you I've never felt that you've used
me as a sugar daddy. No, not at all. There's
no sugar here. And I'm not I'm not your daddy.
I'm big daddy daddy.

Speaker 2 (01:31:54):
He hates.

Speaker 3 (01:31:55):
So your friend has been dating this sugar daddy guy
for like five months?

Speaker 5 (01:31:59):
You say six to eight months?

Speaker 2 (01:32:00):
I think?

Speaker 3 (01:32:01):
And where does she want this to go? It's just
something she does just to she's broke.

Speaker 25 (01:32:07):
And she wants a sugar daddy take her out.

Speaker 11 (01:32:10):
And it's the same guy she's been seeing. Yeah, So
my question is how do you not get feelings for
that person? I don't know how she does it?

Speaker 5 (01:32:17):
Does she date other people?

Speaker 25 (01:32:20):
You know, she hasn't really been dating anybody since she's
been seeing this man.

Speaker 11 (01:32:26):
And is he is he married?

Speaker 22 (01:32:28):
No?

Speaker 13 (01:32:28):
He is not married.

Speaker 11 (01:32:29):
He's never been married.

Speaker 3 (01:32:31):
So she's at a she's at a break in the
action as far as as far as romance goes. So
this is just what she's doing to past time and
get free dinners. All right, she wants to let me
tell you, she's in charge. She's using him, and she's
she's winning over him if that's what she wants. What
what about you, Nate? What do you think about the
sugar daddy concept? Well, I would love his sugar mommy.
So I mean, I think it's, you know, fair play.

Speaker 6 (01:32:52):
I think there's some some women out there that probably
want a young male companion, and I think, hey, if
that's your thing, go for it.

Speaker 3 (01:32:58):
I personally, as long as both of you understand the
rules exactly, I don't want to do it.

Speaker 11 (01:33:03):
But if I give you the name of a bag
I want because she get that.

Speaker 5 (01:33:06):
Yeah, is there a website where you can go sign
up to be a beard for like a rich gay guy,
because I would do that.

Speaker 3 (01:33:13):
I'll be your guy.

Speaker 5 (01:33:15):
All the benefits without having to give anything up.

Speaker 3 (01:33:18):
I'm a rich gay guy.

Speaker 2 (01:33:19):
What do you need?

Speaker 5 (01:33:19):
I want everything. I would like to start with.

Speaker 11 (01:33:21):
The trip to Africa. Are we going to start an organization.
What was it called the company that we were going
to start rent a gag We were going.

Speaker 5 (01:33:30):
To start that. No, but I need it the other way.
I need rent a straight like a gay guy. We
could start that on the side as well.

Speaker 3 (01:33:35):
Okay, scary, what's what's your question?

Speaker 10 (01:33:37):
I feel like this is a pre arranged, unwritten, preconceived
contract where both people are going to benefit. There's no
you're not going to find you know, they're not going
to find rules because otherwise that's illegal, right, I mean,
but let's call it.

Speaker 2 (01:33:50):
What it is.

Speaker 3 (01:33:50):
It's kind of you're calling it prostitution.

Speaker 11 (01:33:53):
Talk it is if you think about it.

Speaker 3 (01:33:56):
But you're saying your friend does not have sex with him.

Speaker 5 (01:33:58):
No, that she told me.

Speaker 25 (01:34:00):
I don't know if I believe it.

Speaker 11 (01:34:01):
But how is it legal, like because there's no suck.

Speaker 7 (01:34:04):
Yes, yes, it's not illegal to go on a date
and buy somebody something I guess.

Speaker 3 (01:34:07):
Not he knows, buy me a purse, and I have
sex with you. I think that's prostitution.

Speaker 7 (01:34:12):
That's what Lisa, I call it marriage.

Speaker 3 (01:34:16):
Marriage all right. We have the best interns in the world.
In turn, Ali is fantastic. But I learned something through
her homework that I don't know. And where is Ali?
Is she here to? Okay? Ali has lived a life
of what twenty years? Nineteen twenty years? She just turned
twenty of not having a lot of life experience, really,

(01:34:41):
and I'm not talking about, you know, being married and
owning a house. I'm talking about some simple things in life.
Good morning, Ali, How are you?

Speaker 5 (01:34:47):
Hey? Mama?

Speaker 2 (01:34:47):
Come on Inray?

Speaker 5 (01:34:48):
How are you?

Speaker 3 (01:34:49):
Did Gandhi? Just call you Mama?

Speaker 2 (01:34:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:34:51):
Sure, Hey, hey mom.

Speaker 3 (01:34:54):
So anyway, you wrote this. I love this. It's called
never have I Ever. It's a list of things you've
never done in your twenty years.

Speaker 13 (01:35:02):
Of of ye just twenty years old.

Speaker 3 (01:35:06):
You've never watched a full season of a TV show
that wasn't a reality series.

Speaker 13 (01:35:10):
Correct?

Speaker 3 (01:35:10):
Yeah, you never watched a full series of a script.

Speaker 1 (01:35:13):
No.

Speaker 11 (01:35:13):
I watched a.

Speaker 26 (01:35:14):
Little bit of New Girl and then someone spoiled the
ending for me, so then I never finished it.

Speaker 13 (01:35:18):
Same thing with Jane the Virgin and other than that.

Speaker 3 (01:35:21):
No, okay, all right, You've never seen any of the
following movies Titanic nope, The Lion King, no Star, any
of the Star Wars movies. No, you think you saw half.

Speaker 13 (01:35:31):
Of a Harry Potter yeah, when I was there, but
it really scared me, so I never went back to it.

Speaker 3 (01:35:35):
You never seen Forrest Gump, No Aladdin, no Incredibles one,
Incredibles two. Yeah, never Lord of the Rings, No Pirates
of the Caribbean nope.

Speaker 26 (01:35:45):
Right, wow, yeah, I know it's kind of bad. Well,
I went through a phase when I was probably like
seven years old. I've into my junior year of high
school where movies made me cry a lot. It was
just emotional for me. So then I never I mean
it was probably good, like a good release, but I
just never watched them. And then when I got old,
in like fun going to the movie theaters with my friends,
and I had more time in college.

Speaker 13 (01:36:03):
It's become more of a thing.

Speaker 3 (01:36:04):
By the way, I must say, Does it make you
any different or less of a person if you don't
see movies?

Speaker 5 (01:36:10):
Right?

Speaker 26 (01:36:11):
Well, I'm always into music, and i'd watch your interviews
on like YouTube when I'd be in my room.

Speaker 13 (01:36:15):
That's what I would do rather than watching TV.

Speaker 3 (01:36:17):
Let's talk about your eating habits. Okay, yeah, you do
you eat a lot of fast food.

Speaker 26 (01:36:21):
No, No, I'm actually pretty healthy, but I'm just extremely picky.

Speaker 3 (01:36:25):
So you've never been to Chipotle, you can act Taco
Bell Yeah, White Castle, Yep, you've never been to Del Taco,
five Guys, Panda Express, Jimmy John's Sonic.

Speaker 26 (01:36:35):
I've been in like the rooms before, but I just
never order anything. I just take whatever I.

Speaker 3 (01:36:40):
You just go for the ambiance.

Speaker 13 (01:36:41):
Yeah, to join my friend the experience exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:36:45):
Little Caesar's Pizza Hunt.

Speaker 26 (01:36:46):
No, actually, I never even knew what Little Caesars was,
and then I was looking up all the fast food
chains and I found it online.

Speaker 3 (01:36:52):
So Internality says that now that she's in her twentieth year,
she made branch branch out and try non Italian, non American.

Speaker 16 (01:36:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:37:00):
Wow, Well, I actually just.

Speaker 26 (01:37:01):
Went to the nutrition this the other day because I'm
so picky and I'm really trying to figure this out.

Speaker 3 (01:37:05):
Okay, nicky about what you want to eat. There's nothing
wrong as long as you're getting the nutrients you need.

Speaker 26 (01:37:09):
Right, try to eat salad like every single day for
lunch and dinner, okay basically.

Speaker 3 (01:37:14):
Yeah, okay, all right, nothing like meat.

Speaker 17 (01:37:16):
Do you like?

Speaker 1 (01:37:17):
Well?

Speaker 26 (01:37:17):
I like chicken and I like red meat, but I
try to have as little as possible, so I'll like
treat myself when I go to a nice steakhouse.

Speaker 11 (01:37:23):
Yeah, that's once in a while.

Speaker 3 (01:37:26):
So aally, you're basically living a life that we should
all be living, right.

Speaker 26 (01:37:31):
I don't know though, because sometimes my friends will go
out for sushi and then I'll have to think twice
about it and be like, well, what can I bring
from my home to bring there so I can still
join in on the fun.

Speaker 3 (01:37:41):
Let of sushi? Places have chicken, you know?

Speaker 26 (01:37:43):
I mean, yeah, yeah, I think it makes my life
easier if I liked more foods.

Speaker 3 (01:37:48):
With this list and the fact that we're reading it
all the air, obviously we find it. We find it,
we find it interesting.

Speaker 1 (01:37:53):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:37:54):
Do you feel like you've been missing out on anything
in life for you?

Speaker 26 (01:37:59):
I don't feel like I've been missing out on the
whole movies thing. Sometimes I want to watch the movies,
that's so I can participate in like pop culture conversations, but.

Speaker 13 (01:38:07):
Not really with the movies, but with food.

Speaker 12 (01:38:08):
I do.

Speaker 26 (01:38:09):
And I've been on such a mission to like more things,
and like people have told me to try it more
than once, prepare in different ways, and I try it
and then I just don't like it. So and I
do feel like I'm missing out on that because I
see everyone else having enjoy but.

Speaker 5 (01:38:21):
You don't, but you don't think of it out of
the food.

Speaker 3 (01:38:24):
You may be missing out on it, but you feel
like you're you're failing at something.

Speaker 13 (01:38:28):
Do you feel like you're because I truly am content
with the food I eat. I just wish there was
more variety.

Speaker 3 (01:38:34):
So yeah, I mean yeah, I give you some advice
from your I would love that grandfather Elvis. Please, who
cares what anyone else thinks? As long as you're going
through life happy?

Speaker 2 (01:38:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:38:43):
Okay, but here's here's the key word. As long as
you're going through life feeling fulfilled with whatever it is
you're doing in life, and it has nothing to do
with the food or theaters, then you're winning. You know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 13 (01:38:53):
I totally agree with you.

Speaker 3 (01:38:54):
So not to get too personal, because we don't know
each other that well. What do you find life that
makes you feel fulfilled and you?

Speaker 13 (01:39:02):
Oh my god, so many things?

Speaker 3 (01:39:04):
What do you love like? What are you passions I love?

Speaker 13 (01:39:06):
I'm passionate about music.

Speaker 26 (01:39:07):
I'm passionate about my family and my friends, and just
creating a sense of balance in my life that is
filled with going on adventures traveling, trying new foods, just
things that give me a sense of adventure and fun.
Other passions. I mean, I have a lot of goals,
Like I want to learn how to play the guitar
or the piano.

Speaker 13 (01:39:24):
That'd be nice.

Speaker 26 (01:39:25):
School going forward, I'm getting back into exercise, and I've
become passionate about that, right, Yeah, so just different things.

Speaker 13 (01:39:30):
I think in high school.

Speaker 26 (01:39:31):
When I was in high school, I had so much homework,
and I always spent so much time reading and studying,
and I would listen to all all you guys.

Speaker 13 (01:39:38):
When I was doing my homework. And then now that I've.

Speaker 26 (01:39:41):
Gone to college and I have more time and more balance,
I'm just passionate about, like living life to the fullest things.

Speaker 5 (01:39:48):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:39:48):
I appreciate that.

Speaker 5 (01:39:49):
I wish I didn't like all the food I liked.

Speaker 13 (01:39:51):
My mom always has everything in moderation.

Speaker 26 (01:39:53):
And then my nutrition is said that you have to
make sure your food is twenty percent joyful.

Speaker 13 (01:39:58):
It can't just be healthy. You have to get enjoy and.

Speaker 3 (01:40:00):
Out of it.

Speaker 2 (01:40:00):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (01:40:01):
Yeah, I think you were amazing.

Speaker 13 (01:40:02):
Now that you I think you're amazing.

Speaker 3 (01:40:04):
Well, thank you, And I'm not saying our opinion really matters.
But I'm just saying that it's it's so great to
hear someone who's so so unapologetically loves the path they're on,
even though it may not be the same as we
want them to be on or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:40:18):
Who cares, right, I think that's great.

Speaker 3 (01:40:20):
It's great for anyone and everyone listening to our show
to understand it. Whatever you're doing and you're enjoying, yeah,
you should never apologize for it.

Speaker 13 (01:40:26):
Well, thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:40:27):
What do you want to do, Let's say five years
from now, just oh my god, I maybe possibly.

Speaker 26 (01:40:31):
Oh Man, For the longest time, like since I was
eleven years old, I was really convinced that I want
to work in the music industry and radio entertainment in
some capacity. And I've been really lucky to have some
opportunities like this that have given me more clarity. But honestly,
I like I look forward to figuring it out, exploring more.

Speaker 3 (01:40:45):
Because that's I'm keep an open mind.

Speaker 13 (01:40:47):
We'll see.

Speaker 3 (01:40:47):
You never know where the universe is going in. Yeah,
you never know anything where the universe is going to
take you. It's okay, just submit it, let it take
it all right, Thank you, Alix, Thanks guys.

Speaker 13 (01:40:55):
I appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (01:40:56):
That was awesome. Hell so cool.

Speaker 5 (01:40:58):
Yeah, seriously, ever wondered what we look like?

Speaker 20 (01:41:02):
Do you think I look in bred?

Speaker 1 (01:41:04):
I do follow us on Instagram at Elvis durand show
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show Elvis Duran and the
Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:41:19):
So it's got a message from Anita at the front desk. Yeah,
Ray Katina Lexis just sends us a gift. What do
we get either Alexis or tequila? Well, they got some
Caba wabo in here, some Grandpa Trump, Thank you God
to uh four dealerships.

Speaker 4 (01:41:39):
Ray Katina Lexis.

Speaker 3 (01:41:40):
During White Plains Larchmont Oakhurst Freehold. Nice, Scary, how's your
Lexus driving?

Speaker 4 (01:41:45):
It's it's sick. It's beautiful. It's like I'm driving on
a cloud.

Speaker 3 (01:41:48):
Ven I do not drink the the before you drive
your Lexus. Thank you guys. That's awesome.

Speaker 5 (01:41:55):
I heard a rumor that Scary was going to let
me borrow the Lexus to take my driver's license test.

Speaker 4 (01:41:59):
You know what, I would trust you?

Speaker 3 (01:42:02):
Yeah, yeah, I got to take lesson You drove a car.

Speaker 5 (01:42:08):
Oh, I drove when I was home over the break illegally. No,
it just expired like I was twelve days over, start
all over, and that's illegally. No, no, no, I wasn't
over when I was driving. When I went to get
it after I was twelve days Wait?

Speaker 11 (01:42:21):
Is that how it works? If you're over, then you
have to stuff from scratch?

Speaker 2 (01:42:24):
Yes? Oh my god, I didn't know.

Speaker 3 (01:42:25):
Let me ask you this. Okay, So Gandhy scary has
no license and you let her drive your Lexus. Danielle
has a license. Would you let her drive your Lexus? No?

Speaker 11 (01:42:36):
I'm a good driver, Froggy tell them, Froggy. Thanks from.

Speaker 3 (01:42:41):
When daniel drives, she doesn't use the brakes to stop
the car.

Speaker 2 (01:42:44):
She uses a tree.

Speaker 5 (01:42:47):
I haven't you'd think I haven't really done much damage
to anything. Knock on wood. I've never been in an
accident caused by me.

Speaker 3 (01:42:54):
Here Danielle. Danielle driving down the streets. Here comes Danielle.

Speaker 2 (01:43:06):
Whatever that's the sound for car makes? You only say that.

Speaker 12 (01:43:14):
Because of that one parking garage incident where two days
in a role scraped it in the same spot.

Speaker 3 (01:43:19):
Oh no, you've had more than You've had many more
than one.

Speaker 11 (01:43:25):
The one time was your fault. You wanted me to
go learn how to stick.

Speaker 12 (01:43:29):
You'll drive a stick shift, and they gave me a
listener's car to borrow, and I drove it up the curb.

Speaker 11 (01:43:36):
That wasn't my fault. That was your fault.

Speaker 3 (01:43:39):
It's not my fault, you'd write the car was that
my foot?

Speaker 5 (01:43:43):
A couple of years, remember, I don't remember so much.

Speaker 3 (01:43:49):
Here goes Danielle person with what's electric car?

Speaker 11 (01:44:13):
My Chevy Equinox is in beautiful condition.

Speaker 3 (01:44:16):
I think you need to tune what's worth hitting your
own car?

Speaker 2 (01:44:24):
You don't know what.

Speaker 3 (01:44:27):
How I I'm not kidding you. That is actual recording
of Danielle's car.

Speaker 5 (01:44:42):
Entertaining.

Speaker 3 (01:44:45):
Check it out.

Speaker 8 (01:44:46):
You're so appreciated and I love you guys so much.

Speaker 1 (01:44:49):
Elvister ran in the morning show.

Speaker 3 (01:44:54):
All right, shows done, We'll come back tomorrow and do
it again. Till next time. Say peace out everybody. He
shut out every money