FULL SHOW: The Day We Date

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Courses of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
We're pre recorded one of the most listening to.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
Your top forty morning radio shows in the country. Elvis
Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (00:10):
You're a very, very funny guy. I've been listening here
in New York for a long time.

Speaker 5 (00:14):
Say hello to Elvis Duran.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show? So much to do?

Speaker 6 (00:19):
I don't go anywhere because this is going to be
just groundbreaking radio. This is going to be entered into
the Radio Broadcast Hall of Fame. I can tell you
our friend Jamie or she works down the hall and
rides in with Gandhi every morning.

Speaker 7 (00:33):
Yeah, she picks me up every day. We ride to
work every.

Speaker 6 (00:35):
Day to yees, I do so, I guess on that
rides at work, even though you're still half asleep, you
still talk a lot about your lives, and this is
that we.

Speaker 8 (00:42):
Talk about as we cram a lot in yep.

Speaker 6 (00:44):
Right, so let's start with let's start with the roommate situation. Yes, okay,
so you live with two guys, right, I live.

Speaker 8 (00:53):
With two guys, which I love because I think I
get along better with men.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
So it's fine.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
I get it.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
I get it.

Speaker 8 (00:59):
So I took myself off all the dating apps, and
I decided if something came up in real life, I
would go for it.

Speaker 7 (01:04):
So it did.

Speaker 8 (01:05):
This guy was on my Instagram and we have mutual friends,
so I got his number. I reached out and I
texted him and it was only the second time we
were texting, and we talked about our living situations and
I said something about Tom and he goes, I'm sorry,
what you have a mill room? I said, yeah, I
have two, and he basically insinuated, am I doing them?

Speaker 4 (01:24):
Well?

Speaker 3 (01:24):
No, exactly what was it? He said? Are you with them?

Speaker 8 (01:27):
He goes, Jackpot, you're a knockout. He goes, are you
doing them both? And I'm like I was like, I.

Speaker 7 (01:33):
Was like, wait what I said?

Speaker 8 (01:35):
They're like my brothers. Absolutely not. He goes, I'm sure
they wouldn't kick you out. I said, but it's not
like that. He goes, are they straight? I go yeah?
He goes, what am I missing here? You got to
set a twig and berries or something? He said to
me the second time we're texting.

Speaker 6 (01:52):
Okay, here, let me just tell you that's not the story,
Gandhi told us. Gandhi walked in and said these words, Hey,
so Jamie is two guy mate. So a guy that
she was thinking about dating asked if she's doing him,
and she got really upset.

Speaker 8 (02:04):
Yeah, yeah, well I was offended.

Speaker 6 (02:06):
Why I know, but the things you're saying he said
were kind of creepy, don't you think?

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Gandhy?

Speaker 7 (02:11):
So here's what I think, Okay, based on the way
that she told me the conversation happened, I think this
guy was trying to joke around with her and in
a flattering way, be like, oh my god, how can
you live with two guys and they haven't wanted to
hook up with you when you're so hot. I think
he probably didn't deliver it well and he didn't expect
the conversation to go in the direction it ended up going.
When Jamie got triggered, right.

Speaker 6 (02:32):
Yeah, but you she thinks you were really triggered and
very offended.

Speaker 8 (02:37):
Well, see, well this is what happened. So yeah, so
I didn't like, I have a really great sense of humor.
I'm not offended easily. If we had some type of rapport,
I wouldn't probably have laughed at that, But he was
trying to get to know me. It was only the
second time we texted, so I slept on it. The
next day, he wrote good morning, and I took like
six hours to write him back, and I wrote, hey,

(02:58):
I was just looking back at her text, and I said,
really asking me if I'm doing my roommates and I
have twigging berries. I said, do better, good luck.

Speaker 7 (03:04):
She also said I'm disappointed.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Oh.

Speaker 8 (03:07):
I said, I'm disappointed in your behavior for your first impression. Wow,
and here what I beg your pardon? And then immediately
he blocked me on Facebook, Instagram and my phone number.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Okay, well, so he goes a little extreme. So you
so Gandhi feels you over you overreacting.

Speaker 7 (03:24):
So I told her I think he was messing around
with her, and that if I was him, because she
was very upset that he blocked her. She's like, I
don't understand what I did that would get.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Me blocked, and I said goodbye basically.

Speaker 9 (03:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (03:35):
Also, if I had just met somebody and they got
my number and then reached out to me and I'm
messing around with them and I say something and then
they go off on me and they're like, do better,
I'm disappointed, I'd be like, who the hell are you?

Speaker 3 (03:46):
I would say goodbye to if I was him, I
would block the.

Speaker 8 (03:49):
Friend that gave us our phone each other's phone numbers,
said to him before, Hey, she's kind of hesitant in
even reaching out because she's met a lot of jerks.
And then this is his literally go to the second time.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
Right, so that you're history.

Speaker 7 (04:00):
Yes, so yeah, this is what I attract.

Speaker 8 (04:04):
I can't help, but this is just who I am.

Speaker 7 (04:05):
I could be wrong.

Speaker 10 (04:06):
I don't know this is what happened.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
We don't know the guy.

Speaker 6 (04:10):
But he could have just had what he thought was
a sense of humor, and he could there could.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
Be a lot of good you just flushed.

Speaker 8 (04:17):
Goodbye, Okay, good bye.

Speaker 7 (04:19):
Because if I was thinking if I just met a guy,
no matter how I met him, and then I found
out he lived with two girls, I would be like, oh,
you look up with these girls, what's going on there?
I think it's just a natural question to ask somebody
when that comes up. Now, right out at all gate?
What maybe not right out of the gate, we'll seund trashy.

Speaker 6 (04:37):
Some people don't wait until you're more comfortable with each
other with each other to horse around, because it's just
you know, time is fleeting.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
Let's get to the point. Oh so you're sleeping with
your roommates. Kidding huh.

Speaker 8 (04:48):
And it's like your twenty seven is in the word
twig and berries.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
That's too abrupt.

Speaker 6 (04:53):
I mean twig berries is asking you if you had
male I had male parts?

Speaker 3 (04:59):
Yeah, what's that name?

Speaker 11 (05:00):
I think the twigg and berries was a little extreme. However,
I'm like Gandhi, I would have asked if you're hooking
up with your roommates because I've been in a situation
where I went on a date with a girl and
she had a guy roommate, and then I find out
later that they used to hook up.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
So it's just instantly awkward across the board. Okay, but
if they used to hook up, if.

Speaker 7 (05:17):
That's what really I get the question.

Speaker 8 (05:20):
But he took it too far with the male parts, Okay, right,
he should have stopped before the twig and berries.

Speaker 5 (05:26):
Okay, yeah, I'd agree with that.

Speaker 7 (05:27):
I think he was still just trying to double down though,
and say, like, you're so attractive. The only reason they
wouldn't have made a move is because maybe you do
you have twigg and berries. I think he wasn't funny,
and he was trying to be funny.

Speaker 8 (05:38):
Clearly an idiot but my favorite.

Speaker 7 (05:40):
So he blocked her on all these things, right, and
then she went and blocked him back.

Speaker 8 (05:43):
I I, well, I just think the fact that he
blocked me so super fast it says more about his
character that he can't handle.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
Okay, I see, I see her.

Speaker 6 (05:51):
The most offensive thing I see happening here is him
blocking you so quickly.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
I get yeah, I know, okay.

Speaker 8 (05:58):
And if he followed me, I would totally get it.
But to black me, it's like, well you can't handle
any criticism.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
Yeah, goodbye. I get it.

Speaker 8 (06:05):
When I said disappointed, that was his trigger. He couldn't
handle it.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
Disappointment is disappointment.

Speaker 8 (06:15):
We'll see what else.

Speaker 6 (06:16):
The whole point of this conversation, by the way, was
early this morning. Gandhi says, Oh, I don't know. Jamie
just got a little but hurt too fast about what
this guy said to her.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
That's what you said, she told.

Speaker 7 (06:29):
We had an open conversation.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
Yes, I was laughing while we have you here. Yes,
I'm sorry, but I'm gonna bring this up.

Speaker 6 (06:36):
So downstairs on the sidewalk in from from a building,
is it's a food cart there.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
Every day we're going here. You don't have to stop
stop me.

Speaker 8 (06:47):
Now you can go for it.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
So about five years ago you dated or hooked up
more like cooking it. You hooked up with a guy
who worked part time in.

Speaker 8 (06:57):
The coffee cart guy's son.

Speaker 6 (06:59):
Yeah, the coffee cart guy started and he sometimes works
the coffee car too, he does. So that was five
years ago. And because of that, you park one block
that way and you have to take an entire city
block around the building so you don't pass him.

Speaker 8 (07:15):
Well, I started to well, he hadn't been there for years,
and then I got word that he was back. So
I said to gand and I'm like, oh my god.
We had to go around the building. She's like, would
you relax? I was freaking out, and I was like, well,
I brown hair now, so you probably won't recognize me.
I literally parked a different way and made her go
around the building. But then one day it did backfire
because we didn't see him. We always try to peek
in the cart as we're going to park to see

(07:37):
if he's in there, and then we'll park somewhere else.
But then one day it backfired and we got up
to the cart and there he was. Yep, And it
was really awkward. Wasn't it she was there.

Speaker 7 (07:47):
It was a little often it was like, hey, he's
in the cart, just walk It was just yeah, So
I love.

Speaker 6 (07:52):
It how people and I've done this before, by the way,
I just laughed and a booker came out on our bo.
Have you ever changed your daily routine just because you
need to avoid a hookup?

Speaker 7 (08:04):
Yeah, that's awesome. Oh yes she has. And she almost
made me change my routine too because I stop by it.
They hided them every day and like get something in
the cart. And the best part, Jamie, if she's caught
off guard, is not the smoothest right. So we're coming
around the corner and she sees him in the cart
and she freezes, but it's still with an earshot of
the cart and she screaming from the corner and I
can't wis what do I do?

Speaker 3 (08:25):
Where I go?

Speaker 7 (08:26):
I can't do her.

Speaker 6 (08:27):
She's like, just go walk around the backska wait a second?

Speaker 3 (08:33):
Hold on.

Speaker 6 (08:34):
So here's the point, you have changed your daily routine.
But you know what, he didn't care if you walk by.
He hasn't moved his cart.

Speaker 8 (08:41):
You know what I'm saying, He doesn't, but where he
was asking about me? So then I try to really
avoid him.

Speaker 7 (08:47):
I'm sorry, Hi, it's over.

Speaker 8 (08:51):
With me and a guy like I block you, I
throw everything you ever gave me.

Speaker 7 (08:54):
It's over.

Speaker 8 (08:54):
It's like you didn't exist, you know.

Speaker 6 (08:56):
But you know what hookups can be, just that it's
a hookup and it's we can move on. And you're
not friends with anyone you've hooked up with before, Jamie.

Speaker 8 (09:04):
Not close friends, no, but sometimes uncomfortable friends. Yeah, uncomfortable friends.

Speaker 10 (09:09):
Yes.

Speaker 6 (09:10):
It's so wild because I have many friends who I've
hooked up with and we're just friends now, and no
one talks about it.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
It's like who cares?

Speaker 8 (09:17):
The thing is they always bring it up and talk
about it. Remember, I don't want to talk about it.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
All right anyway. So that's our friend, Jamie. I can't
can't come.

Speaker 7 (09:24):
I love Jamie's favorite.

Speaker 6 (09:27):
You can also hear Jamie on Walkers and Talkers with
Brody Yeah, and you can follow her at the talking Jamie.

Speaker 8 (09:33):
Thank you yes on Instagram. All right, we love you, Jamie,
thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
Get out of here. Okay, stop walking an entire city
block around just to.

Speaker 8 (09:42):
Avoid going to stop draggon Gandhi around a different way.
I'm sorry, No, it's kind of funny.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
Just walk by and own the world because because you
know what, at the end of the day, you're fabulous.

Speaker 7 (09:51):
Thank you. And this guy is cute. I gotta be honest.

Speaker 6 (09:54):
He's a cute coffee card guy. I never I have
never seen him.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
It's pretty hot.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
Okay, Yeah, we're now.

Speaker 12 (10:00):
Okay, this is Elvis Duran in the morning show, Diamond.

Speaker 4 (10:14):
How is your weekend?

Speaker 7 (10:16):
My weekend was great?

Speaker 3 (10:17):
Talk about it.

Speaker 13 (10:18):
So I started a photo booth business with my cousin
and thanks, okay, and we had our first event and
it was a wedding. And I didn't know that weddings
are even more entertaining when you don't know anyone there.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
Oh.

Speaker 6 (10:36):
Absolutely, you just have to kind of you make up
their stories in your mind. Right, So did you notice
usually when you do a wedding, like catering or a
photo booth, whatever, you do see things from a different
point of view because you don't know anyone there. Also,
I bet you see drama that no one else sees.
I bet they hide the drama over at the at
the photo booth.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
Well, what did you isn't weird that you're talking about
they paid you and I are talking about this.

Speaker 7 (11:01):
Yeah, Okay, go ahead.

Speaker 13 (11:04):
So this guy comes up to the booth and we
have like props for you to take pictures with.

Speaker 7 (11:11):
He picks up a prop.

Speaker 13 (11:12):
I'm not paying attention to what what the sign says,
like which one he picked? He's taking pictures. A woman
walks over to him with a child in her arm,
and she has a ring on, so clearly it's his wife.
She goes, what are you doing with that?

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Give it to me?

Speaker 13 (11:25):
Give it here, sticks her hand out. I look at
the prop. It's a single and available. Jesus almost melts.

Speaker 7 (11:35):
That's fine.

Speaker 13 (11:37):
Well, I'm hoping that it was funny, you know. I
hope he wasn't trying to you know what I mean.

Speaker 7 (11:43):
Yeah, but like it was hilarious.

Speaker 13 (11:46):
And I'm like trying to turn away, trying to mind
my business because we all know I'm nosy. And then
I think he appreciated it later because he came back
and gave me a crisp ten dollar bill Starbucks on me.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
That's awesome.

Speaker 13 (11:59):
So that number one, number two, three women fell, which
was hilarious, but.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
On the dance floor.

Speaker 13 (12:06):
So one fell while taking a picture, but it didn't
capture it. I would have died if it did.

Speaker 8 (12:12):
And then another one fell.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
I don't know what she was doing.

Speaker 8 (12:16):
She wasn't dancing.

Speaker 13 (12:18):
I mean, I guess she was walking back to her chair,
but she went down and she took another woman with her.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
Was it an alcohol field thing?

Speaker 13 (12:28):
Oh my gosh. Can we talk about open bars and
how I think that they should be done? So, I'm sorry,
I get it, but no, at some point you got
to stop. You have to stop, You got to shut
it down because I'm just thinking about my wedding in
the future, God Willing, Like, No, you're not going to

(12:48):
be too drunk that you don't remember. I'm the only
one who who is going to be drunk enough to
not remember the wedding.

Speaker 7 (12:55):
A wedding on the book, right, exactly.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
I love how you've already thought this through.

Speaker 4 (12:58):
She has to.

Speaker 3 (12:59):
Drink, I'm not. I'm gonna be the only one drinking.
Well are you when you're getting married?

Speaker 4 (13:03):
I'm not?

Speaker 3 (13:03):
As who knows?

Speaker 10 (13:05):
One day?

Speaker 3 (13:06):
What else did you see? What are the drama? Did
you see? Couple got into it. They fought on the
dance floor.

Speaker 13 (13:15):
Yeah, so, like I said, everyone was drunk, and so
like the I almost called him the groom. One guy
was dancing with a woman and his girlfriend.

Speaker 7 (13:24):
Who they they like.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
Everyone was chilling all.

Speaker 13 (13:27):
Night, like I saw different couples dancing with other people.

Speaker 7 (13:29):
It wasn't really a big deal.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
But she got upset.

Speaker 13 (13:33):
I don't know what he did that was like different,
or like maybe the girl got a little the other
woman got a little bit too close. It wasn't as
friendly as it was before. But Sis got mad. She
went to push in between them. The other woman pushed
her back. It was the drama you.

Speaker 6 (13:50):
On you talking about all the behind the scenes stories
at this wedding.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
Who's going to hire you now with your photo?

Speaker 13 (13:56):
But yeah, I didn't think about that.

Speaker 4 (14:01):
Oh my god, Well you.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
Might as well just continue. What else did you see?

Speaker 13 (14:04):
That was pretty much it. I mean, I'm trying to think. Yeah,
no open bars. I think that's what that was the takeaway.

Speaker 4 (14:12):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
I think open bars are pretty essential.

Speaker 8 (14:15):
Or time limit has to stop.

Speaker 7 (14:17):
Yeah, okay, you can't out tickets. You get three that's it.

Speaker 14 (14:21):
Oh yeah, popular, you're gonna get that.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
That's the worst idea ever for a wedding, the worst.

Speaker 6 (14:30):
It's second, it's a it's second only to the bad
idea of inviting Diamond to run.

Speaker 7 (14:38):
It was the best.

Speaker 4 (14:38):
It was the best.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
Listen to you. You're insane? Hey what we love you, Diamond.
I'm glad you survive the weekend. Do you have another
one set up? Do you have another wedding on the way?

Speaker 13 (14:46):
We have a bridal shower next weekend?

Speaker 3 (14:51):
Okay, hopefully you'll tell the tea. We want to hear more.

Speaker 7 (14:55):
How do people find you if they wanted to Instagram?

Speaker 10 (14:57):
We got your events.

Speaker 6 (15:00):
I love got I would love to have you at
my wedding, just as I can hear what happened when
I wasn't.

Speaker 7 (15:06):
Looking documents it call me.

Speaker 12 (15:12):
We need fifteen more minutes of Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
Good God, how'll we cram all these people in one room?

Speaker 12 (15:17):
The fifteen minute Morning Show podcast and extra fifteen minutes
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Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
Straight Nate, So I need straight Nate, Straight Nate, Hello,
aging straight Nate. I need we're talking about your pubic hair.
Get off the phone. What's that, Elvis? We're talking about
your pubic hair? So straight Nate actually oh you're talking
about that. Did you do it? You actually went outside
and trimmed your your hair yet?

Speaker 11 (15:53):
Okay, so there's some backstory. So normally I do it
in hotels. Scotty B taught me how to do this.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
Well, that's expensive.

Speaker 11 (16:01):
So I put a towel around my waist yesterday, and
I realized my neighbor, who I only really have one
neighbor that can see into the backyard. There was no
car in the driveway, and I'm pretty sure nobody was home.
So I just went into the backyard and a secluded
spot and removed the towel. Because you don't want to
wear pants because then it's just going to get all
in the pants.

Speaker 5 (16:19):
You know, in your backyard with your junk out.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
What what's the big deal? It's my backyard.

Speaker 6 (16:26):
I just as long as no one's watching it, nobody's
back there, as.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
Long as the kid's playing hopscotch, there's no kids playing.

Speaker 11 (16:33):
The neighbors behind us haven't been in their backyard for
twenty years. It's all overgrown on the swing set and stuff.
I mean, there's nobody back there. So I just moved
the towel and I had my electric rechargeable trimmer, and
I just.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
I was done in about three minutes.

Speaker 6 (16:50):
Did you do did you do it in a shape
of like a Topiaria and sissorhand, I do a number
two and I just beg your pardon. Yeah, backyard is
saying all sorts of action number two on the trimmer.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
Yeah, I tell you what. We'll get into this in
a minute. I don't know, maybe we should.

Speaker 7 (17:08):
Do, he said. He's pretty sure the neighbors weren't home
like in that scenario. I'm pretty sure. Is not sure enough, Nate, Well,
my favorite.

Speaker 6 (17:16):
Part is your brand in the neighborhood. They're like, okay,
here comes the Nate Marino family.

Speaker 11 (17:22):
If these neighbors only knew what I actually do in
my backyard, they wouldn't they would be moving.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
Does a Nate shave in the woods? All right?

Speaker 11 (17:29):
By the way, Just to clarify, I guarantee I'm not
the only person that does this. Nobody wants to get
those things all over their bathtub or bathroom.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
I've an idea for you. Stephanie has a great idea
only twenty four Stephanie, Hi, Hey, welcome to the show.
It's good to have you here. You doing okay?

Speaker 15 (17:46):
Oh yeah, this is amazing.

Speaker 6 (17:49):
Well, this is amazing what you're about to tell everyone?
Give Nate your tip on how you clean up after
your husband when he shaves.

Speaker 15 (17:57):
Yeah, so, well he shaved his head, so I shave
his head and then I'm like drop trials. I'm gonna,
you know, shaved the junk in the garage.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (18:09):
Then then then when we're all done, I blow him
off with the leaf blower, and then I blow the
scraps out of the garage with the leaf blower.

Speaker 3 (18:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (18:20):
No, there's like pubes floating around in the neighborhood.

Speaker 6 (18:26):
But with a clean garage. And thank you for sting
finishing all those sentences with the leaf blower.

Speaker 15 (18:33):
Well you have to if you're you know, yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
Exactly, Well, go ahead and see no fuss, no must.
And then it just kind of goes out into the grass. Right,
there's grass out front. Is that where it's going.

Speaker 15 (18:42):
Yeah, it just disappears.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
And then when you mow the grass the next time,
it just cuts it up into little bitty hair shards.

Speaker 15 (18:51):
Yep, yep.

Speaker 11 (18:53):
Kind of creepy to me being naked in your garage.
I don't know, I would rather be in your.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
Bare naked in your backyard.

Speaker 11 (18:59):
I would rather be in my backyard in my garage
with no pants on.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
I don't know. Does that seem weird to anybody? I
don't know. No, you're you're covered by four walls. If
the door is down right.

Speaker 15 (19:09):
Yeah, yeah, you shut the door and then you'll open it.

Speaker 6 (19:12):
Gandhi has an idea for a new invention. She's always
thinking ahead. Yes, Gandhi, I hope that.

Speaker 7 (19:17):
We can copyright trademark this immediately. But why don't we
invent a buzzer that has a little vacuum suction thing
that sucks the hair into it as you're shaving.

Speaker 3 (19:25):
That's called the flow. If they have that, Oh, I
don't know.

Speaker 7 (19:29):
Can you get around you're junk?

Speaker 3 (19:31):
I wouldn't put it anywhere near my junk.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
Maybe it don't make it bigger all that had?

Speaker 3 (19:38):
Okay, thank you, thank you for the sucking sounds.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Here.

Speaker 3 (19:44):
Please then you're always here to contribute and please, Oh
my god, what's scary?

Speaker 16 (19:51):
I compare shave ole your body hair off outside to throwing.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
A banana peel in your yard too. It's all compost.
All is good, it's all part of the circle of
life is hair. I don't know how hair breaks down.
It's the ecosystem.

Speaker 5 (20:06):
No hold on. Your neighbors are painting their house and
you blow your pubes in the air, It's gonna stick
to the side of their house. Man, they don't want that.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
They're gonna have a whole painted wall of like textured
painted pube hair.

Speaker 5 (20:20):
You know, we don't want that.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
Or if they have a pool and it goes in
the pool, it's no.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
It's like peeing in the ocean, you know. I think
it disperses enough where it's not going to really harm anyone.
You're good.

Speaker 7 (20:31):
But could you imagine walking by someone's garage and they're
just leaf blowing something out, and all of a sudden
you got a little hair stuck to your face.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
This is true.

Speaker 6 (20:39):
Hey, Stephanie, do we lost her? Just okay, Stephanie, I
for one think it's a great idea. Shave your husband
and blow it out the front of the garage.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
It's all good.

Speaker 6 (20:50):
What about bird flying by? A bird's gonna get a
hair in his mouth. It's okay. Thank you, Stephanie.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
Thank you. Have a great day. Yeah, I'm in I
don't know why everye neighbor has to be so negative.
I don't hear.

Speaker 11 (21:03):
I don't hear anybody you're coming up with any better
ideas about how to shave your pubes?

Speaker 7 (21:07):
What about over your toilet?

Speaker 3 (21:08):
Neat sprattling a toilet? That stuff gets everywhere?

Speaker 5 (21:11):
Gandhi in a shower?

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Wait, how long do you let it go?

Speaker 17 (21:15):
Then?

Speaker 3 (21:16):
Like you get that it's not a few months.

Speaker 6 (21:18):
Okay, I'm not going to get into details here, but
I have to I need to like have a way
to dispose. And I'm not saying because I let it
go for a year. It's because you know, I'm a guy.
I want to take it off my chest and off
my legs. I want it all gone. So that's a
lot of hair. So enough of this. Let's talk to
Julie Julie on line twenty two.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
Hello Julie, Julie. Hello Julie.

Speaker 6 (21:44):
So you're calling about Stephanie who likes to use use
the uh blow the leaf blower to blow her husband's
hair out of the garage.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
What is your suggestion?

Speaker 18 (21:57):
Why does she just sweep it into a dust fan?

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Right?

Speaker 3 (22:00):
Oh, there's a dust pan. I guess we overlooked that.

Speaker 5 (22:03):
Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 3 (22:04):
Wonder how many pubes this guy has it. She has
to use a leaf blower. Like that's that's got to
be an extraornary amount of the thing about the leaf
blower is it's like and it's done.

Speaker 19 (22:14):
You know, It's like, I mean, the pubes are going
to get all over her driveway.

Speaker 15 (22:20):
And all over the ar.

Speaker 19 (22:21):
I mean, it's it's disgusting. And what if it's just rained,
They're just gonna stick, you know.

Speaker 6 (22:27):
But you know what I will say in scaries defense
about nature of this texture, says, hey, the birds will
use the pubic cares to build new nests.

Speaker 10 (22:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
Thank you, Julie, Julie, I think your answer is just
too obvious. Use a dust pan. We overlooked that. We
overlooked the simple way to do it. All right, Julie,
thank you your genius. Have a great day.

Speaker 8 (22:51):
Okay, oh you too.

Speaker 19 (22:53):
Thanks.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (22:54):
Everyone says using just put it down the drain and
use draino. So what so froggy draino? Actually he melts hair?
Is that what it does?

Speaker 5 (23:02):
Somebody told me that a plumber told me that there
is a certain kind of drain or like professional strength
or something that actually dissolves of the hair. The acid
or whatever is in it does help the hair dissolve.
That's why it works so well. I don't think it's
Why don't.

Speaker 6 (23:15):
You just get rid of the middle man and just
rub draino on your on your hair, on your because.

Speaker 5 (23:21):
I'm gonna go out on a lemon. Say, that's pretty
bad for your skin. Just kussing.

Speaker 6 (23:26):
Have some moisturizer ready to go? All right, good God,
All right, enough enough?

Speaker 3 (23:32):
Have we had enough of this?

Speaker 6 (23:33):
Yes, Nate, Nate, you go ahead. You keep shaving your
pubes in your backyard. The neighbors are gonna be okay
with it.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
On it.

Speaker 11 (23:42):
Hey, listen, it's my body, it's my backyard. You know,
I feel like it's probably the safest place to do it.

Speaker 5 (23:49):
Love that you're the new guy in the neighborhood.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
Listen, Brody says, just lay down in the living room
and let the roomba do its jobs.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
You would see when we moved into our house, we
had naked guy who did everything naked. He walked outside
to get the mail naked, barbecued naked. So when you
move out, they're gonna go, oh, pube guy.

Speaker 6 (24:10):
Wait, hold on, there's another way to get rid of
your your hair on the front is barbecue naked it'll
melt right off.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
Yeah, all of you are so hilarious.

Speaker 12 (24:26):
Stail mister Rand in the Morning Show, el Elvis Duran
and the Morning Show well.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
More signs that we're all psychopaths.

Speaker 6 (24:44):
Okay, uh, there's a story out talking about how the
length of your fingers can determine if you have any
psychological issues. Okay, when we whip out your hands, let's
take a look by the way before we get into.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
They say, it's not unusual, it's not uncommon to have
this scenario going on with your fingers. From the Journal
of Psychiatric Research, the team found those whose index fingers
are shorter than your ring fingers.

Speaker 6 (25:16):
You are more likely to have a diagnosed psychiatric disorder.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
They call it the dark triad.

Speaker 6 (25:27):
Dark triad traits include highly socially discouraged attitudes, narcissism, and psychopathy.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
Which fingers the index in the ring you're yeah, you're
you're okay, You have the big you have the middle.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
Finger, right, do you have the ring my nails nails.

Speaker 6 (25:49):
The ring finger next to that, and then there's your
pointer finger, which is your index finger. If your pointer
finger index finger is shorter than your ring finger, then
you you are a member.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
Of this society.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
I'm good, I'm on my question.

Speaker 5 (26:01):
What's that on my right hand? The same on my
left hand, my index finger is considerably shorter than they're
not those.

Speaker 7 (26:11):
Same, that's exactly me, froggy.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
Yeah, yeah, no, no, I'm clearly both hands, both hands.
My my index finger is way shorter than my ring finger.

Speaker 5 (26:23):
You're all in.

Speaker 6 (26:25):
So this analysis of your hands, it's confirming that compared
to healthy controls, individuals with a clinically diagnosed psychiatric issue,
we're more likely to have a shorter index finger and
a longer ring finger.

Speaker 3 (26:38):
And there you go. They're saying, go ahead.

Speaker 7 (26:40):
You say yours are clearly both on both hands.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
Your Oh no, you're the same. Oh, absolutely it is.
There is no no debate.

Speaker 5 (26:51):
My right hand. What have I been doing with my
right hand that's causing me the hand so different?

Speaker 3 (26:56):
You've done nothing, You've done nothing. It's just the way
you're born.

Speaker 6 (27:00):
So again they're saying, do not frat. It doesn't mean
there's an issue here. It just says in a controlled
setting where they study all these people, they have found
that people that have one I have are more likely
to have psychiatric issues which are biologically rooted I think
it has something to do with the amount of testosterone

(27:21):
and hormone and other hormones that you have raging to
your body before you're born. I think that has something
to do with it.

Speaker 7 (27:28):
I have raging testosterone before you were born. I could
see it.

Speaker 6 (27:35):
So they're saying, people like me with the dark triad
we have more aggressive behavior and bad attitudes. It's okay,
I'm in also, but on a good note, we score
a higher on mental toughness and sports performance.

Speaker 20 (27:55):
Okay, that's where you lose me, because I have this
thing going on on both of my hands and I
am awful at sports.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
Well, no, okay, keep in mind, just because your fingers
do that doesn't mean at one hundred certainty this is you. Okay,
let me just make that very clear. But I know
that everyone listening right now is looking down at the
damn fingers. Oh good boy.

Speaker 4 (28:16):
Hmm.

Speaker 6 (28:17):
Analysis of their hands confirmed, compared to healthy controls, individuals
with a clinically diagnosed psycheatric issue.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
We're more likely to have this longer ring finger. All right,
you don't have to tell me I'm out of my mind,
you know, seriously, I'm gonn need to look at my hands.
So there's that the dark triad traits.

Speaker 6 (28:39):
Have this conversation with your friends and your coworkers today today,
see how that works. But again they're warning people with
shorter index fingers not to fret.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
It's very common to have what we have. All right,
there you go, Oh, here it is.

Speaker 6 (28:51):
It's associated with a prenatally higher testosterone and lower estrogen
exposure during the first trimester of the fetal stages.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
There your any thoughts.

Speaker 7 (29:02):
This makes a lot of sense.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
I'm going to go home and look at Preston's fingers.

Speaker 7 (29:06):
Yeah, he's a psycho, and then what are you gonna do?
Chop one of them?

Speaker 9 (29:11):
Because it's funny because the other day.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
I was looking at his hands. I'm like, Preston, you
have the longest fingers ever, like whatever, and you know
we were laughing about it, but I didn't know about
this one.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
Well, okay, it's not one hundred percent certainty that there's
a problem. Keep tess in mind. Scary. I don't know
if this is true or not.

Speaker 16 (29:29):
But weren't we talking a while ago about your eye
the length of your eyes that if you could fit
another eye.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
Your eye, no, if you could fit don't have long.

Speaker 16 (29:38):
Eyes space between your eyes. If you could fit another eye,
a third eye, in between your two eyes, then you're
also a psycho.

Speaker 7 (29:46):
No, that's I think that's how it's supposed to be.
You're supposed to be. Yeah, that's how you You're supposed
to be able to.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
Fit a third eye between Can you hold on a second? Okay,
let's not call people's psychos. This is not what we're
talking part of a dark triad or.

Speaker 6 (30:02):
Try So you're saying, if I don't have enough room
for another eye between my eyes, then there could be issues.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
I'm trying to figure this out. No, the opposite, quite
the opposite. If you gandhi, what is it?

Speaker 15 (30:14):
No?

Speaker 7 (30:14):
I think scary is wrong on this. I think that
the rules of symmetry, for your symmetry, for your face,
you're supposed to be able to fit an eye length
specifically between your eyes. That's like the exact proportion it's
supposed to be.

Speaker 3 (30:25):
Okay, but if you can fit two of them in there,
then if we can, then you're like a crocodile. So
you've heard of the uh this psychopath stare right? Have
you heard of this? This? This one makes me uncomfortable

(30:45):
and you want to talk about it, because.

Speaker 21 (30:46):
Yeah, it's apparently psychopaths have a particular way that they
look at people, right, I'm reading about this now, how
your eyes gaze at that, Yes, exactly, and it's uncomfortable,
like a predatory and uh yeah, And apparently the way
you use your eyes you can use manipulation tactics more

(31:08):
easily as a psychopath.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
Let me ask you this.

Speaker 6 (31:11):
If you've ever been on the train or just walk
into the mall or whatever, and then your eyes will
catch someone else's eyes for like just a split second. Yes,
but for some reason, sometimes it's this intense connection you
have with someone, even if it's for a split second,
and you start thinking, oh my god, they looked at me,

(31:31):
I looked at them at the same time, and you
and it sort of like hits you for.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
A while, if you're like, Okay, I just had.

Speaker 6 (31:37):
A weird interaction with a total stranger for a split second,
but there was something in there. So some people believe
that people with psychopathic traits can actually use intense, intense
eye contact to startle others and catch them off guard,
and they can use that to manipulate them.

Speaker 3 (31:53):
You can control people with your eyes.

Speaker 11 (31:55):
Anthony Hopkins in that movie Silence of the Lamb, Hannimal
staring the whole time.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
I don't even think you blinked.

Speaker 6 (32:03):
You know, there are some cultures around the world where
it is acceptable to just stare at someone and watch
them going about their business. Here in America, if someone's
looking at you, your your first inclination is why what
are you doing?

Speaker 3 (32:15):
Why are you look at me? And that why you
look at me? Like that? Take a picture.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
It lasts longer.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
There you go. There's a good life, exactly.

Speaker 6 (32:22):
But in some European cultures and Asian cultures, you could
just stare at someone and just just just study them,
study what they're doing, study how they're acting, and it's
it's common. It's not uncommon to be stared at or
stare at others. Don't do it near me because I'll
have questions.

Speaker 7 (32:37):
For you yet.

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Speaker 12 (33:07):
Elvis Teran in the Morning Show, Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
I don't know. I've never been broken up on I
guess I don't know.

Speaker 7 (33:19):
I have not been dumped either. I've dumped a lot, right,
which I know people are not going to believe me
when I say this, but I think you might agree.
Sometimes it's a lot harder to be the one breaking
up with somebody than getting broken up.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
With well, gandhi. That's the question.

Speaker 6 (33:31):
Is it more Is it more stressful to be the
dump er or the dump e? They each have their
own stress stress level, right, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
I think it depends on like if you break up
with someone who's going to be, you know, who is
going to be so emotional about it, Yeah, you know,
and then you feel really bad.

Speaker 6 (33:47):
Well, especially if that's one of the reasons you're breaking
up because they're overly emotional.

Speaker 3 (33:51):
But anyway, what what.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
I don't always him or me that brought flowers to
a breakup once?

Speaker 3 (33:57):
Okay, so let's talk about the rules of a breakup.
I was eating this this morning. This was this is
what brought this up at Magnet of success dot com.
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (34:05):
I love these these websites. Relationship. There's six the five
stages of a breakup for the dumper. Number one relief,
number two, elation, number three nostalgia and comparisons, Number four neutrality,
and then number five regret and sadness. Never had any
regret or sadness with my breakups.

Speaker 7 (34:24):
I didn't have any regret, but I had sadness for
the other person, like I felt so sad being mean
to like I felt like I was being mean. But
in the long run, I thought, this is actually going
to be better for him, it'd be great for me.

Speaker 6 (34:34):
I had to go to therapy when I was breaking
up with someone. It was there was a guilt and
there was all that, yeah, but oh, you know, we
move on.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
Hey, not to sound like a cold bitch moving on,
but Scary was.

Speaker 6 (34:45):
Telling me about we're talking about the good places and
worst places to break up with someone.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
Scary's question was, well, question.

Speaker 16 (34:53):
Not only have I been dumped, but is it okay
to go out to take someone to eat to be dumped?

Speaker 3 (34:59):
Because that's how they have to me. And I said,
that's the worst idea ever.

Speaker 20 (35:03):
She planned a dinner date on a f on a
Thursday night and near her house, went out to dinner,
and as the courses went by, so came the excuses
are the things or the lead.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
Up to the breakup. And by the time we were
having dessert, the breakup was done. So the salad came out.

Speaker 6 (35:18):
She said, you know, okay, okay, the salad of the
appetizer was what conversation during the lead in?

Speaker 16 (35:25):
I remember it was a pasta appetizer and we were
sitting there and we were talking about how we things
haven't been the same lately.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
Okay, we haven't. Our time, our schedules don't okay. So
you finished your ZD yes, which all bad restaurants have,
and I love him. There's good ZD don't get me wrong.
And then he moved into the entree. What did you
order that night? I was a steak guy.

Speaker 6 (35:45):
Okay, you ordered your steak? And then what conversation had
after the ZD intro?

Speaker 16 (35:50):
After that that then came Then came the part where
she said, you know, there's there's this guy.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
From my childhood that is back.

Speaker 20 (35:58):
You know that that moved back to New York City,
and she started this story about how he was now
all of a sudden back in the picture, and she
wanted to know if she was starting to do other things.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
She's awful. Yeah, I mean this is awful.

Speaker 6 (36:11):
Okay, first of all, and then you got to dessert,
she said, let's just be friends.

Speaker 16 (36:15):
Right, that's exactly friend zoned me at the end of
the And she.

Speaker 3 (36:19):
Has no intention on being your friend. Okay, here's number one.
You don't.

Speaker 6 (36:22):
In my opinion, I could be wrong. Don't take someone
to a restaurant to break up with him. A restaurant
is for eating in cocktails. That's a fun occasion.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
How about like a TGIF type play?

Speaker 3 (36:33):
No, okay.

Speaker 7 (36:34):
Also, you should allow that person to be able to
go through their emotions and they can't do that as
much in a public places that everyone's staring, and.

Speaker 5 (36:42):
In public is safer for you as the breakup er,
the breakup ef.

Speaker 7 (36:46):
You have to shoulder.

Speaker 3 (36:47):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (36:47):
So, and then she brings up the fact, Hey, there's
this guy who I used to see who's back in town.

Speaker 5 (36:53):
Why should have done that?

Speaker 3 (36:54):
Why is it important that part?

Speaker 16 (36:55):
She should have left out painting the picture of why
she wants to move in another direction and we should
She just said that she wanted to tie it up into.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
A nice bow. That's why the dinner closure. Right, guess
what her nice bow failed?

Speaker 5 (37:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (37:09):
What's her full name? Christina? Christina?

Speaker 17 (37:13):
What?

Speaker 3 (37:13):
I'm sure the last name ends in a vowel. Okay,
you know what? Okay?

Speaker 2 (37:20):
I did the same thing though. I I took an
X out to a restaurant, but it was like a
TG I f thought it was harmless and we I
had the conversation that wasn't going the way we need to.
We need to break up.

Speaker 3 (37:34):
So where's a good place to break out with someone?
I usually said? I usually said, Well, I said, let's
let's take a walk.

Speaker 7 (37:41):
Oh that's good.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
We walked around the neighbor.

Speaker 7 (37:43):
But not in a secluded place, just in case things get.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
Not over text. Don't don't don't break up with me
over text.

Speaker 6 (37:48):
Look, you know, even though you're you're dying to break
up with them, there's still there still needs to needs
to be a level of respect for them and their feelings.
Like you said, Gandhi, let them go through their emotions.
They should be allowed to go through their emotion So
short of going to a cemetery to break up three
in the morning.

Speaker 7 (38:05):
Right, So, maybe like a park.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
No, maybe a house, someone's house.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
I think in your living room is a good place.

Speaker 7 (38:12):
But then you can't get rid of them when you
want to get rid of them. Then they just sit there.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
The whole time, and then you know what happens. It's like, Oh,
let's have sex for the last time.

Speaker 7 (38:21):
Amidst all the tears. This is very romantic.

Speaker 6 (38:24):
Hold on, hello, John, you have advice for breakups and
for the dumpers or the dumpies.

Speaker 18 (38:31):
I have advice for the dumpers.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
Okay, go ahead, John, All right.

Speaker 18 (38:36):
So I went to the Rosa to break up with
my girlfriend.

Speaker 3 (38:41):
You went to the what L Rosa Pizzas?

Speaker 10 (38:44):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (38:44):
A pizza place, okay?

Speaker 18 (38:46):
And when I dropped the news that I was gonna
be leaving her, she picked up the whole pizza and
threw it at me.

Speaker 6 (38:54):
Oh okay, if you're going to break up in a restaurant,
the food needs to be soft or not tape and
definitely not hot.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
Like melting cheese.

Speaker 6 (39:02):
Go so, she I know, but that made it easier, right,
She threw the food and she just stormed out.

Speaker 18 (39:07):
Yeah no, it was no.

Speaker 3 (39:10):
Let me ask you this, John, are you sort of happy?
Even though it was a little embarrassing to have pizza
thrown in your face. Are you happy it was like
just rip the band aid off fast like that? Or
would you wanted a long drawn out let's explain conversation.

Speaker 18 (39:23):
I was glad that it was quick. I was I
was really glad.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
Okay, and it's done. And you didn't hear from her again,
nor did she hear.

Speaker 18 (39:31):
From you never again?

Speaker 6 (39:33):
No wow, and wasted pizza at that?

Speaker 10 (39:35):
Did have heart?

Speaker 3 (39:36):
Did they have that Domino's insurance? Thank you, John, Thank
you very much. Yeah, I don't know. I think I
need a conversation.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
Froggie's wife, Lisa wants to know. Scary, did you wind
up paying for the dinner?

Speaker 3 (39:49):
We split the bill.

Speaker 8 (39:52):
I want to make sure I.

Speaker 5 (39:53):
Would have made her pay after that. I didn't bring
my wallet.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
Sorry.

Speaker 6 (39:57):
There's actually a list of the best places to break
up in New York City. Oh, number one in a
taxi bad, no, terrible, awful, Chelsea Market, Bowery Hotel Lobby,
the TKTS, Red Steps in Times Square because there's so
many tourist they're buying tickets for Broadway shows.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
Oh my god, the pier behind Faaraway Market in Red Hook, Brooklyn.

Speaker 7 (40:19):
Never on a pier, you get pushed in the donut plant.

Speaker 6 (40:21):
No Paley Park, No, no, no, these are I would
think in a park now, you know what straight Nate
was saying that.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
Over by my old apartment.

Speaker 11 (40:29):
Yeah, sixth Avenue and Carmine Street, there's this little park
and probably half a dozen times I would walk by
and there's a couple.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
Try in front of Joe's Pizza. Right in front of
Joe's Pizza, right, you know what that is brody right there?

Speaker 11 (40:39):
And every once in a while I walk by and
there's a couple where the girls sitting there crying and
the guy's just sitting.

Speaker 3 (40:43):
There with like an expressionless face. He just knew that
they were breaking up. Always on a park bench. I'm
not saying anyone's enjoying breaking up with someone, but I
do think, and I go back to what Gandhi said,
there needs to be a level of respect where you
allow them to be able to have a conversation with you,
right right, I don't know, Alex, are you there?

Speaker 8 (41:01):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (41:02):
Hello? Alex.

Speaker 6 (41:03):
So you've had to be a dumper and a dump
e So which one was most stressful for you or
were they equally as stressful?

Speaker 22 (41:11):
No, I've never been a dumpy. I've been a dumper
in two extreme situations where I had dated a guy
in high school ended up being my college boyfriend most
of our relationship. He was very emotional and at times,
you know, a little aggressive about it. Uh So that
breakup was pretty tough. And then my next boyfriend was

(41:33):
the exact opposite, very stone cold. We broke up. He
didn't even care.

Speaker 4 (41:38):
So, so I'm.

Speaker 3 (41:39):
Breaking up with you. Okay, great?

Speaker 22 (41:41):
Yeah, he didn't even know we broke up. I you know,
I said him, I feel like you're not really in
love with me. He said, I'm not. I said, okay,
you know, that makes it pretty easy for me. Then
we've been together for two years at this point, and
then he called me like thirty minutes later and asked
me if we were going to go out for dinner
the next Yeah.

Speaker 6 (42:00):
I don't think he got in now, but anyway, but
you know what, you're done, You're done. There is this
big sense of relief. Absolutely. Finally we talked to Stephanie.
Thank you, Alex. Hi Stephanie.

Speaker 18 (42:12):
Hi.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
So he was your fiance.

Speaker 23 (42:15):
Yeah, and we were together like seven issues seven years.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
That's a long time. So he broke up with you?
And how did that fall out?

Speaker 23 (42:25):
He didn't actually say, like we were breaking up. He
came home from work one day with a bunch of
boxes and just started like packing his stuff up.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
It's like a job. He cleared out his desk.

Speaker 23 (42:36):
Yeah, that's basically what it felt like. And I'm sitting
there watching him. I'm like, what are you doing? Like,
I'm just packing my stuff together? And I was like,
for what reason? He's like, I'm going to go back
in with my mom?

Speaker 7 (42:46):
What did he give you a read?

Speaker 9 (42:48):
Like?

Speaker 2 (42:48):
Why?

Speaker 23 (42:50):
I mean, I knew we were having like some problems
and everything, but he never expressed that it was to
the level that he was gonna then, look, wow, break
up with me if it didn't get fixed.

Speaker 4 (43:00):
Wow.

Speaker 23 (43:01):
So he never actually said too much until like a
year later he was still trying to get back together.

Speaker 3 (43:06):
That's that's not good.

Speaker 17 (43:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 23 (43:08):
By then I was like, well, if you couldn't deal
with it in the moment, why would.

Speaker 6 (43:12):
I want to get back to exactly all right, Well,
congratulations Stephanie, And that made it easy for I mean,
after a while, but there's a big mystery cloud what.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
You're packing moving out?

Speaker 1 (43:22):
Huh?

Speaker 3 (43:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (43:23):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (43:23):
Yeah, So be careful where you're gonna break up with someone.
Someone just in a text. Uh.

Speaker 6 (43:27):
Watching people at the airport as they're boarding a plane,
don't do that. You're stuck in the air with them.

Speaker 7 (43:33):
That's horrible.

Speaker 6 (43:34):
Don't do it at a restaurant, You're stuck at a
table with them, unless there's a fight and someone gets
up and leaves and it's.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
They get through it.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
Can you imagine though, if you're saying goodbye to somebody
at the airport and as they're getting on the plane,
you're like, bye bye.

Speaker 3 (43:46):
And then close the door.

Speaker 15 (43:47):
Bye.

Speaker 5 (43:47):
I hate you, I hate you.

Speaker 12 (43:55):
Haha, laugh, Bunny Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, don't
answer the phone Elvis durand Elvis durand phone tap all.

Speaker 3 (44:10):
Right, Garrett, Yes, talk about it.

Speaker 24 (44:12):
So Janette wants to play a phone tap on her dad, Trevor.
Jannette coming home from college for Thanksgiving for a few days.
So I'm going to start the call to dad as
a friend who's gonna come over for Thanksgiving.

Speaker 3 (44:26):
In garage. Here we go.

Speaker 10 (44:28):
Hello, Hi, is Jeanette home?

Speaker 4 (44:32):
You call him?

Speaker 24 (44:33):
I'm Samuel Smith. I'm looking for Jeanette. This is the
number I got from her phone.

Speaker 4 (44:39):
I can take a message.

Speaker 10 (44:40):
Oh all right, tell her.

Speaker 24 (44:42):
That I will be coming in the day before Thanksgiving,
so if it's cool, I'll crash at her place or
your friend? He whom are your brother?

Speaker 3 (44:52):
Her father?

Speaker 1 (44:53):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (44:54):
Wow? This is.

Speaker 10 (44:56):
My name is Samuel? Janette hasn't said anything.

Speaker 4 (45:00):
What do you guys class me for something?

Speaker 10 (45:02):
I know I've been seeing your daughter now for a
couple of weeks.

Speaker 4 (45:07):
Okay, yeah, you know.

Speaker 10 (45:08):
If you could just do me a favor, I just
got a great a few more papers.

Speaker 4 (45:11):
Excuse me.

Speaker 10 (45:12):
I'm the teacher of her class.

Speaker 4 (45:16):
So you're dating my daughter? Yeah?

Speaker 24 (45:20):
Wow, this is this is good? No, no, no, no, sir,
Can you just ask her to give me a call back?

Speaker 3 (45:27):
You're coming to my house, You're dating my daughter, and
you're her teacher.

Speaker 10 (45:31):
I've been down this road before with with with parents.

Speaker 4 (45:35):
Who are you?

Speaker 10 (45:35):
Once you get to know.

Speaker 24 (45:36):
Me Smith, after we get okay, after we get over
that awkwardness, you'll see that I'm a very likable guy.

Speaker 3 (45:46):
How old are you?

Speaker 10 (45:48):
Forty seven?

Speaker 4 (45:49):
Are you being?

Speaker 10 (45:51):
If it helps, I can get a hotel room and no, whoa.

Speaker 4 (45:53):
Whoa whoa whoa hotel room.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
You are not stepping put in my house, buddy?

Speaker 10 (45:59):
Okay, can you at least forty seven?

Speaker 4 (46:02):
Buddy? Wake up?

Speaker 3 (46:04):
Listen to me.

Speaker 4 (46:05):
You step a foot in my house, I'm gonna kill you.

Speaker 10 (46:09):
Fantastic, all right, you know you're there?

Speaker 25 (46:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (46:12):
Yeah, Well, Hi, he just hung up on me.

Speaker 24 (46:17):
Let's call him right back and just push his buttons
just a little bit and uh, we'll bust a joke
in a minute.

Speaker 3 (46:22):
Okay, Okay, Hello, Hi daddy?

Speaker 5 (46:28):
What are you doing?

Speaker 19 (46:30):
What do you mean?

Speaker 1 (46:30):
I'm on learning?

Speaker 3 (46:32):
And who's Sammy Smith?

Speaker 4 (46:34):
Huh?

Speaker 3 (46:34):
Your boyfriend Ballo?

Speaker 10 (46:38):
That?

Speaker 22 (46:39):
How don't dad me like I was gonna tell you
about them and.

Speaker 19 (46:44):
You were gonna tell me next week?

Speaker 2 (46:45):
Huh?

Speaker 18 (46:46):
Why do I gotta find out this way?

Speaker 4 (46:47):
Who is this guy?

Speaker 3 (46:48):
What?

Speaker 15 (46:49):
What are you doing up there?

Speaker 4 (46:50):
Cond out?

Speaker 1 (46:50):
What do you mean?

Speaker 18 (46:51):
What do you mean find out?

Speaker 19 (46:52):
What?

Speaker 4 (46:52):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (46:53):
It's forty seven?

Speaker 4 (46:55):
Forty seven, my fighter.

Speaker 15 (47:00):
You don't put your mother into this, Okay, For one,
I'm not even forty seven.

Speaker 18 (47:05):
You're to me.

Speaker 7 (47:13):
Three year old?

Speaker 3 (47:14):
He is really good care of her.

Speaker 4 (47:15):
Get a anging?

Speaker 18 (47:16):
Does your mother know this? We're gonna have a great
thanks living.

Speaker 4 (47:20):
It's gonna be on. No, we're not gonna have.

Speaker 5 (47:22):
A great Thanks you, but I might be intel because
I'm gonna kill this Smith guy.

Speaker 15 (47:26):
I hear the same.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
Anna have a lot of town in What.

Speaker 4 (47:29):
Are you trying to do to me?

Speaker 18 (47:30):
Huh?

Speaker 19 (47:30):
Are you trying to kill me?

Speaker 3 (47:31):
Is that what you're trying to do to me?

Speaker 1 (47:32):
If they want to?

Speaker 24 (47:34):
Hey, Trevor, Hello, my name's Garrethrom Elvis dur in the
Morning Show. You just got phone tapped.

Speaker 19 (47:43):
I got that.

Speaker 26 (47:44):
So you guys playing the joke on me that I
love your daddy.

Speaker 4 (47:49):
I love you too, baby, job safe, Elvis.

Speaker 12 (47:52):
Dans phone time.

Speaker 16 (47:54):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all party spents.

Speaker 12 (47:58):
The Elvis Terran phone have only on Elvis Daran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
Okay, let me get another Danielle on the phone. Hi Danielle, Hi,
good morning.

Speaker 6 (48:11):
You know we had to dump that because you said
the F word. Oh stop saying the F word.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
Such a Danielle thing.

Speaker 6 (48:17):
How come all Danielle's have potty mouths? Danielle, Okay, look
we were talking about this. I think this is a
great conversation.

Speaker 3 (48:27):
In the dating world.

Speaker 6 (48:27):
Let's say you're really like you're driving at the speed limit,
but you're driving faster than everyone in your dating scene
in your early twenties. Don't you wish you had someone
in their upper twenties or thirties to give you some advice, like,
you know what, you need to know this, and you're
going to have an easier time of it.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
Right.

Speaker 27 (48:45):
I did have that. Everyone just liked him so much.

Speaker 6 (48:50):
Okay, what is your advice for people who are dating?
And then we'll figure out what we're talking about.

Speaker 27 (48:55):
Okay, Okay, So my advice would be to put yourself first,
put your happiness first. Don't have to make anyone else happy, right,
It's your relationship, it's not their relationship.

Speaker 3 (49:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (49:06):
And I can say, especially when you're young, you're so
into making it work and it has to be successful
or if it's a failure, that means I failed somewhere.
So I need to, like, I need to do things
I don't want to do. I need to like put
them first because I'm afraid I'll lose them. You're saying
that is just hogwash exactly.

Speaker 27 (49:25):
Yeah. So I married my high school sweetheart after we
were together for ten years. I was twenty six, and
I knew I wasn't really into it, but I felt
the pressure because you know, you're together for ten years,
so that's what you do, and society pressures and family

(49:45):
and parents, and you know, that's what we were supposed
to do.

Speaker 15 (49:49):
So that's what we did.

Speaker 27 (49:50):
And now we are twenty eight and divorced and honestly happy.
So I think the happiness is the main thing.

Speaker 7 (50:00):
I think that's awesome, And I think that people should
always function that way, because we say it all the time.
If you think of things like a lifeguard situation, you
can't save somebody else if you don't know how to swim.
So you have to be able to take care of
yourself and put yourself first, and then when you're happy,
you're a better partner for somebody else.

Speaker 4 (50:15):
I get it, you are.

Speaker 27 (50:16):
It took me a very long time to realize that.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
And this is good to know with friendships, good in anything, friendships, kids,
you have kids, Hey, put yourself before your kids? Screw them?

Speaker 2 (50:26):
Well, no, you need, I think before you have children.
I mean, if you can, you need to be able
to take care of yourself because then you're going to
be you know, and you got to be less selfish
because you're going to be in charge of another human being,
you know, And at that point, it's all about them.

Speaker 7 (50:39):
That's why no kids for me.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
No kids.

Speaker 6 (50:41):
That's okay, you know, it's good. It's good to know
and recognize. Oh yeah, listen, daniel Thank you for listening
to us. Have a great day, and congratulations. It's never
too late in life to get it right. You know
you're okay, Thanks for listening.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
Keep on cursing, Danielle, you do that poddy mouth.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
Hello, Sarah.

Speaker 6 (50:57):
So your advice to younger women out in the dating
world is.

Speaker 19 (51:03):
What, well, this would have been my advice to myself,
because I'm now thirty four, is I always had a
thing for the bad boys, the tattooed biker motorcycle club dudes,
and they're fun, but they're not good for long term
at all.

Speaker 6 (51:23):
So if you know you're out there just to have fun,
it's okay to ride one of those.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
Those bikers, right.

Speaker 19 (51:31):
Uh yeah, But that was not what I thought. Like
I was with somebody for three years who turned out
to be extremely abusive on top of everything and being
a jerk.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
So that's the thing, you know, what you think?

Speaker 6 (51:42):
You know, I just want to go have fun with
a bad boy because and I know it's not going
to be anything because he's.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
A bad boy.

Speaker 6 (51:47):
But the thing is, you get feelings for the bad boy,
but you're not going to get him back, and that's
when it all turns south, right.

Speaker 19 (51:53):
Right, And that wasn't And you know, they cheat and
they're out on the road, especially if they're in motorcycle clubs.
Not to like put down, but it is what it is.
You're not with them, they're out for days at a time.

Speaker 7 (52:04):
So wow, So sons of anarchy.

Speaker 4 (52:08):
It is that.

Speaker 19 (52:09):
Lived my life for three years, no life.

Speaker 6 (52:11):
Yeah, and you put yourself second behind him and he
hasn't grown up.

Speaker 19 (52:17):
It was just what was considered acceptable. It was like,
you know, the club converse there you go, all.

Speaker 3 (52:22):
Right, Sarah, thank you?

Speaker 6 (52:23):
Don't don't don't you know, don't expect anything from the
bad boys other than a bad boy.

Speaker 7 (52:29):
Right exactly.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
I can't change a bad boy.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
Don't try to change anyone. Yeah, yeah, don't. If you
think you're going to change them, you are in for
a surprise. April. Your advice to people who are out there,
they're younger than you and you're like, okay, let me
give you a little advice. I learned the hard way here.

Speaker 27 (52:44):
It is, what is it don't settle.

Speaker 25 (52:47):
Oh my gosh, do not settle. I'm twenty three and
I wish coming out of high school, I saw all
these couples or whatever, and I end up settling. Yes,
thank god, I got my two beautiful boys it. But
don't settle, Like it's more to life than that. Like
you're young, like you have time, you know, to travel,
you know, do things, don't don't, so it's.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
Not worth it.

Speaker 6 (53:11):
Keep in mind, settling is different for different people. How
what was it with you? Like what did you feel?

Speaker 3 (53:15):
Like? You were settling for you and you lost a
little a little step.

Speaker 25 (53:20):
Mine was the fact that I didn't want to be
a single mom, and so I took whatever I died
from him because I'm like, I don't like, who's gonna
want me with two kids? Like you, I have two
young ones. I'm like, yeah, I'm just gonna stay and
then one bay stuff and just put to me like
girl used to be that, Like what are you doing?
Like get up and get on your feet.

Speaker 15 (53:41):
It's only going to make you stronger.

Speaker 3 (53:43):
I love this phone call. I love your call, April.

Speaker 6 (53:46):
You know, we do a lot of research in the
background to see who's listening, who isn't listening we any Okay.
I don't want to make anyone nervous, but we have
like ten million listeners.

Speaker 4 (53:56):
I know.

Speaker 3 (53:57):
I don't mean to brag, but we got a lot anyway.
In talking to everyone, we have found our show more
than most. We have more single parents, yeah, fathers and
mothers listening to our show. And I know that you
may think, well, I better stay with my partner and
the parent of my kids because no one's gonna want me.

Speaker 6 (54:20):
I gotta tell you. You may have to look in
different places, but there are people that are going to
find you so interesting because you're a mother, right, because
you have a family started. So you know, never give
up on yourself. April, your call is fantastic. Thank you
very much.

Speaker 25 (54:34):
Oh, thank you, and I love you guys. Thank you
so much.

Speaker 3 (54:37):
Thank you. Have a great day. Hey, producer Sam, what's up?

Speaker 10 (54:40):
Hi?

Speaker 14 (54:40):
So I learned something the hard way, okay. Advice do not,
whether it be a small or a deep thing, pretend
to be really into something because the other person is
into it and you want to impress them. Example, to
be something as little as a band, which I used
to do in high school all the time, or my
ex boyfriend was not very emotional person.

Speaker 7 (54:58):
You guys know me, I cried four times a week,
and I.

Speaker 14 (55:00):
Was pretending that I was okay with like a very
shallowly emotional relationship.

Speaker 3 (55:04):
Right because you didn't want to upset him exactly.

Speaker 14 (55:06):
I thought I'll get too close and I'll scare him.
So I just lied to myself for a year.

Speaker 3 (55:10):
Well there you go. It's great advice.

Speaker 6 (55:13):
Yeah, you know, I wonder about this advice is does
it really make sense to give advice or is it
better for people to go through it and learn it
on their own.

Speaker 7 (55:21):
I think it's great to give the advice, but I
think everyone has to understand no one's going to take it.
They're all going to go through it and do what
they do because you have to get that burn to
not play with the fire anymore.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
I think you need to make your mistakes too. You
need to make your mistakes so you can learn from them.

Speaker 3 (55:33):
So good.

Speaker 6 (55:34):
It'd be great to make the mistake and go oh god,
you know, Samantha told me on the radio that I
would do this, and I'm doing it, and I did it.
Text message. Okay, wait, not all bikers are awful, all right,
this is true. My aunt and uncle, the happiest couple.
He's a biker, he's in a biker club, the nicest,
he's very fine.

Speaker 3 (55:50):
Okay, yeah, we can't be too quick a bad boy bike.

Speaker 6 (55:53):
We can't generalize. What dating advice do you wish you
could pass on to people younger than you? From our
Facebook listeners, Jennifers has given soone a second chance, never
a third.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
Stay true to yourself. Missy says. If his family tells
you to run, run.

Speaker 2 (56:07):
Yeah, Oh my gosh, that's the biggest run.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (56:10):
Can you imagine if his mother tells you, don't do it.

Speaker 5 (56:14):
I know that happen.

Speaker 3 (56:15):
I know Froggy's wife, Lisa, her family said run run.
I'm kidding.

Speaker 6 (56:20):
Becky says, don't waste your time trying to fix or
change someone who isn't for you.

Speaker 3 (56:23):
Move on.

Speaker 6 (56:23):
There are more people out here. On Instagram, Teresa Smith
eighteen says, when someone shows you their true character, believe them.

Speaker 3 (56:30):
Yes, scary, what's your advice?

Speaker 16 (56:31):
I'm not a woman, but I would say stop drunk
crying on the curb while you're on the phone with
your boyfriend outside.

Speaker 3 (56:36):
The bar on a Saturday night.

Speaker 20 (56:38):
Get back in there with your girls and enjoy your
weekend because this guy is only temporary anyway.

Speaker 3 (56:42):
Okay, let's talk about drinking and mind altering drugs. Ready.

Speaker 6 (56:46):
Uh, Look, going out and having cocktails is great, going
out on a date with a little cocktail maybe to
ease the situation.

Speaker 3 (56:53):
Good. When you start heavily drinking with someone you're dating,
that's when the wheels fall off the truck. Yeah, yes,
because it's bad decisions.

Speaker 7 (57:02):
I've been there, high emotions.

Speaker 6 (57:04):
I'm telling you right now, because being drunk brings out
stuff that it shouldn't be out there.

Speaker 3 (57:08):
It's not real. Maybe it's too real. Watch your drinking
when you're dating someone seriously in.

Speaker 7 (57:15):
Life in general, that's a good rule.

Speaker 3 (57:16):
Nah, I know you mean drunk elsewhere. But then yes, I.

Speaker 7 (57:19):
Think people should really really pay attention to like the
advice i'd give someone obsession. Even though you might think
it's really cute, when someone's obsessed with you, it's not cute.
It turns crazy.

Speaker 26 (57:30):
Like.

Speaker 7 (57:30):
People need to understand what emotional abuse is, and that
is somebody calling you eighty times in a row when
they can't get a hold of you right yelling at
you about what you're wearing, Like all kinds of things,
and I'll know a lot of younger girls myself included,
was like, oh, he likes me so much. No, he's crazy,
not cool.

Speaker 6 (57:45):
Well, yeah, he may have issues he's dealing with and
he's using your energy to power him up, and that's
not cool.

Speaker 7 (57:50):
Not cool at all. Run ladies, run from that one.

Speaker 3 (57:53):
Hey frog, what's up?

Speaker 5 (57:54):
Careful to not lose your own identity because the things
that make you who you are, that's what made the
person attracted to you in the first place. To completely
revolve your life around that other person, because then you've
become much less interesting and talk.

Speaker 3 (58:09):
About because you know what I'm going through this right now.
When I first met Alex, I had a messed up,
messy closet and now he's trying to change me and
make me clean it up.

Speaker 7 (58:17):
Not cool.

Speaker 6 (58:17):
No, you fell in love with the crazy closet guy,
Yes he did.

Speaker 5 (58:22):
I think the messy closet's why he loved you.

Speaker 3 (58:24):
No, it is.

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Speaker 6 (59:04):
So Charlottmagne, Envy, thank you for coming down. I know
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Speaker 6 (59:16):
Anyway, So I know you guys don't don't have long
so I'm not going to waste your time. The other day,
Danielle and Gandhi and I came up with this idea
ask a white man, but is nothing but white.

Speaker 4 (59:26):
Men in here.

Speaker 7 (59:27):
I have a lot of questions for that.

Speaker 4 (59:29):
Oh got you, okay, Gandhi have a lot of questions.

Speaker 6 (59:32):
I mean Gandhi's brown, yes, so I mean you're you're
allowed to play too good? Thanks so, but you know
I'm also gay, guys, so you can actually do ask
a gay or ask a white man you wanted to
do a gay guy. By the way, I have a
new segment coming out here me. It's called Honky of
the Day.

Speaker 3 (59:49):
Okay, we'll get because I try to come up with
as as original original material as I can't, welcome to
ask a white guy or ask a gay okay, starring
our special guest, DJ Envy, Yes and Charlemagne. Hey, okay,

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that's where you have to ask a question.

Speaker 26 (01:00:11):
Oh okay, I guess my first question is for a
white guy. Okay, why don't white people find taylors With annoying?

Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
I don't know that some people some people do. Okay, wait,
well hold on, do you do you guys find her annoying?

Speaker 26 (01:00:26):
I actually found her extremely annoying, especially when she wins
the awards at the award shows and acts like she didn't
know she was gonna win.

Speaker 4 (01:00:33):
I hate that fake sur I hate that fake surprise stuff.

Speaker 24 (01:00:36):
I have a question, Yes, go right ahead, Envy white guys, Yes,
why do you let your kids curse you out and
you don't do nothing back to them?

Speaker 4 (01:00:43):
That's a great question.

Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
All I have is a schnauzer, so I don't know.
You know, we'll go to a white woman Danielle, You
know what, in.

Speaker 8 (01:00:48):
My house it doesn't happen.

Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
Could because my husband's British from Europe, so he don't
take that crap. But in some houses, Progby, you take
this one.

Speaker 5 (01:00:55):
No, there's absolutely no chance my son is ever going
to curse at me.

Speaker 3 (01:00:59):
Obviously zero. Obviously Ving has seen this. Now, Brody, you
have the three daughters. Surely they win every fight.

Speaker 16 (01:01:04):
Oh, I would say a new segment, Ask a white woman,
because my wife lets it happen.

Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
As long as that, it's totally fine. Scarious.

Speaker 26 (01:01:14):
I got three daughters to brody, so I know they feeling.
I just let them run all over me in my house.

Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
Great question. It's a great question, though I never thought
there would be a problem. You know, Gandhi you can
play too, you know. Okay, so ask a why guy?
Ask a gay?

Speaker 7 (01:01:27):
All right? Why is clapping on rhythm so difficult?

Speaker 3 (01:01:30):
It's not for me because gay guys have rhythm.

Speaker 4 (01:01:33):
What kind of clapping we talking about?

Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
That's where I lose my rhythm. Okay, this is going well.
You know, it's taking an old time for you guys
to you know, squeeze out some questions.

Speaker 26 (01:01:49):
I got one hold back, Yes, charle ma is Kelly Clarkson,
since you've been gone the white version of a negro spiritual.

Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
Yes, she is our negro spiritual. Later all right, okay,
I get it. That's a fair question. The answer is yes, yes, yes, y'all.

Speaker 26 (01:02:11):
Cats the Holy Ghost when that comes on, absolutely, it
looks like y'all in the Black Church.

Speaker 4 (01:02:15):
I've seen it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:16):
Yes, I love I love it. I love Jesus.

Speaker 4 (01:02:22):
Believe you do.

Speaker 3 (01:02:23):
I know Swiss, Swiss Jesus, Jesus, cheddar Jesus, Jesus.

Speaker 5 (01:02:31):
Give please give do it, do do it?

Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
You guys, you haven't.

Speaker 4 (01:02:33):
Heard this before, Karry, he was about to play another
white negro spiritual.

Speaker 5 (01:02:37):
No, no, no, Charlottage has never heard you praised jess Envy.

Speaker 3 (01:02:40):
You never heard me praise Jeesus.

Speaker 4 (01:02:41):
Let's go, Elvis take him to church. Godfather, you're ready
to go.

Speaker 3 (01:02:45):
Oh my god. I I love your Godfather.

Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
I love.

Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
I love me Jesus because I love imagine.

Speaker 4 (01:03:01):
All right, that's the collection. Please.

Speaker 3 (01:03:03):
There's nothing that gets me going like some monster. I
love American cheese, even though someone argued the American cheese
ain't cheese. I love China. I love smoke good. I
love moderate Jack, I love cheese. Hey, you know every

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time and Charlamagne visit our show, we go, we just
drive on. You're supposed to be Ask a white man,
Ask again, white man?

Speaker 4 (01:03:37):
I gottakay?

Speaker 3 (01:03:39):
Okay, white guys, Yes, why do you always shorts in
the winter?

Speaker 19 (01:03:42):
You good?

Speaker 4 (01:03:44):
That's a good one.

Speaker 3 (01:03:46):
Listen because our legs matched the snow.

Speaker 7 (01:03:50):
It's a cameo.

Speaker 4 (01:03:51):
I do.

Speaker 3 (01:03:51):
I love wearing shorts in the way.

Speaker 7 (01:03:53):
I just feel the.

Speaker 3 (01:03:54):
Reason we don't have we don't feel temperature below our wieners.

Speaker 4 (01:03:58):
I think they I think they want to show that
their white skin is shypia.

Speaker 3 (01:04:05):
All year round. We have four seasons of being superior.

Speaker 4 (01:04:11):
Anybody else want to go?

Speaker 3 (01:04:12):
Come on?

Speaker 4 (01:04:12):
Okay, white men?

Speaker 3 (01:04:14):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:04:14):
Do white people think O J did it?

Speaker 3 (01:04:16):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (01:04:17):
Okay, black people think did it?

Speaker 4 (01:04:25):
Not this black person?

Speaker 3 (01:04:26):
But yes, wait, I'm open. I'm open to have a conversation.
So who did it?

Speaker 4 (01:04:32):
Could have been his son?

Speaker 3 (01:04:33):
Yeah, I heard that too, that documentary.

Speaker 4 (01:04:41):
That's what I mean, That's what I d then.

Speaker 3 (01:04:45):
But let me tell you, let me tell you something.

Speaker 4 (01:04:48):
You know me.

Speaker 3 (01:04:48):
I'm open minded. I'll listen to any in everyone's opinion,
and I cannot disagree with you. I can't. I wasn't there.
I didn't see it happened.

Speaker 4 (01:04:55):
No, OJ did it, he did it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
I didn't do it. You don't know that.

Speaker 4 (01:04:59):
I don't. I don't know for sure.

Speaker 9 (01:05:00):
But it's an innocent for that, but you're found guilty
for what the thing he forgot, found guilty.

Speaker 10 (01:05:11):
For something his own stuff back?

Speaker 3 (01:05:14):
Okay, okay. Questions Ask a white guy, ask a gay
Do you guys are here here?

Speaker 4 (01:05:18):
Why have people really considered mayonnaise a delicacy?

Speaker 12 (01:05:21):
No, I will throw up off you with mayonnaise anywhere
near me.

Speaker 3 (01:05:26):
Not a delicacy, but it's so good on so many things.
I know you hate manase? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:05:29):
Why they eating it out the jar?

Speaker 10 (01:05:30):
And I don't you ever seen that?

Speaker 3 (01:05:35):
I would never was. Yes. Do you want to ask
a black guy anything while we're here? Yeah? Why you
hate mayonnaise?

Speaker 5 (01:05:42):
Just disgusting?

Speaker 4 (01:05:43):
It is Satan's condiment.

Speaker 3 (01:05:45):
It's growing. Let me tell you a reason why I
don't like to go skiing, because because it's all white people,
and I think if it's I never see white people
skiing ski No answer me, Why don't you want to
go skiing?

Speaker 4 (01:05:58):
I just never thought about it, exactly.

Speaker 26 (01:06:00):
I don't think that doesn't look fun to me, like
getting on a slide and just going down a hill.

Speaker 3 (01:06:04):
And let me be honest with you, it's not so
I do it. So you know me, I got a
little black in me.

Speaker 4 (01:06:09):
Why do it?

Speaker 3 (01:06:10):
But I don't do it. That's my part that I
refused to go skiing because it's just it's just like
a bunch.

Speaker 4 (01:06:15):
Of white people.

Speaker 3 (01:06:16):
You had black in.

Speaker 25 (01:06:18):
What was his name?

Speaker 10 (01:06:19):
What was his name?

Speaker 3 (01:06:22):
Blame it was about It wasn't that long ago. Maybe
don't get in trouble with Alex maybe eleven years right,
eleven years scary. I have a question for a, by
the way, scary, the whitest man in America. Okay, go
ahead ahead, Scary. Why don't you.

Speaker 16 (01:06:38):
Ever peel the stickers off your baseball cat?

Speaker 4 (01:06:44):
That's a good question.

Speaker 3 (01:06:44):
That is stupid on the scary abo if he's wearing
a Yankees cat and I don't know why you have
the sticker?

Speaker 15 (01:06:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:06:55):
How much was that cat?

Speaker 5 (01:06:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:07:00):
What hell on? White man? Brodie says he knows the name.
The answer yes to Blaxplain.

Speaker 4 (01:07:04):
Though, Master Blackford.

Speaker 3 (01:07:07):
I asked the black.

Speaker 16 (01:07:08):
Man with a sticker on his hat, and he said,
so it remains fresh out the box.

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
Like that.

Speaker 26 (01:07:16):
Anytime you see me keeping the stickers on my thtuffs
because I'm taking it back. Got from Barney's in New York,
because I took him back some jeans he definitely did.
I had some how stupid I was. This is early
on with the Brex Club. I bought a pair of
fifteen hundred dollar jeans from Barney's. And then after the
iHeart Festival, I took him right back, kept three seats
on HI throughout the whole iHeart f and everything exactly

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when he brought it back.

Speaker 7 (01:07:40):
That's why I.

Speaker 3 (01:07:42):
Forget they listened to you down down at the Barneys.

Speaker 8 (01:07:46):
But white women do this all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
We buy a fancy dress for something, and we stick
the tags and then we return it.

Speaker 4 (01:07:52):
After Okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:07:55):
Why grape soda.

Speaker 4 (01:07:56):
I don't drink soda. I'm a water guy. I'd never
been in the grape so.

Speaker 9 (01:08:00):
Grape soda was usually cheap in you know, you usually
get grape soda for fifty cents, so you know with
the off brand.

Speaker 4 (01:08:06):
Was what was the one I was supposed to make
it so that you can't have babies. What was that soda?

Speaker 11 (01:08:10):
I can't remember.

Speaker 9 (01:08:12):
It was a soda that allegedly grape soda, that it
stopped you from having babies.

Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
On the alorda, you were you were using grape soda
as birth control.

Speaker 10 (01:08:23):
I got five kids.

Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
It's like definitely, it's like using a spermicidal jelly when smuckers.

Speaker 26 (01:08:31):
Grape's the white people out there listening, like, we really
have to do more in the black community.

Speaker 4 (01:08:35):
They're using crape SODA's birth control.

Speaker 5 (01:08:37):
Generals, They'll never know.

Speaker 26 (01:08:40):
More money in the plants topicable fantasy.

Speaker 6 (01:08:44):
Allegedly, I'm gonna go get me a case of that, Gandhi.

Speaker 3 (01:08:48):
Any questions for U? You could do questions for the
black guy or the white guy, or the gay gus
or the.

Speaker 7 (01:08:53):
White people in the room, not just the guys. How
come you never talk about your cousins or have family reunions.

Speaker 4 (01:08:58):
Because they all sleep with each other? So we did, Yeah, we.

Speaker 3 (01:09:08):
Do febi re unions in private.

Speaker 5 (01:09:10):
In the dog our trees have no branches. That's awful one, okay, now.

Speaker 3 (01:09:17):
Hold on, the text are coming in. Why did Blaite
people wear winter coats in the summer?

Speaker 26 (01:09:23):
That is the nutrient that just thought seriously to hide
your gun or hide something stop it.

Speaker 4 (01:09:28):
You stop with those negative stereotypes.

Speaker 3 (01:09:30):
None, that is true. I think it's good. I think
it's because it looks good because in the winter, coach
look great.

Speaker 26 (01:09:36):
By the way, you can only get away with that
if you're a rapper. I'm not that cool yet, Like
I see rappers do that all the time, Like, how
are they getting.

Speaker 4 (01:09:41):
Away with that?

Speaker 3 (01:09:42):
Degree, I'm not that cool yet. That means you feel
like you're on your way to being cool.

Speaker 26 (01:09:45):
Maybe I've been trying it. I've been starting with like
long sleeve T shirts into summer.

Speaker 4 (01:09:49):
Dude. Next year, Next year, I might be moving up
to the leather jacket.

Speaker 3 (01:09:52):
That's that's the gateway garments question. Yes, then d J
mvy white people. Yes, why don't you wash it chicken
before you eat it?

Speaker 2 (01:09:59):
I always wash my check I always wash my chicken.

Speaker 3 (01:10:01):
I always wash my chicken.

Speaker 8 (01:10:02):
But apparently you're not supposed.

Speaker 3 (01:10:03):
To watch the baia splatters everywhere.

Speaker 26 (01:10:06):
You know, who came up with that roll a white man,
And that's why we should not take it serious.

Speaker 3 (01:10:10):
Okay I did.

Speaker 26 (01:10:13):
The white man told us not to wash our chicken.
All right, We're washing our chicken for years, and all
of a sudden, like stop washing your chicken?

Speaker 4 (01:10:18):
Why what is the reason? No, I washed my chick.

Speaker 3 (01:10:21):
You know who taught me to do that.

Speaker 6 (01:10:23):
My friend Charmaine, who is black by the way, She's like,
why don't you white people watch your you know what?

Speaker 3 (01:10:27):
From now on, I will wash my chicken because I'm
listening to you. I love you.

Speaker 4 (01:10:29):
Where you know doctor I said, don't wash the chicken.

Speaker 3 (01:10:31):
Yeah, because you want He just't. He doesn't want you
to just flatter the bacteria.

Speaker 8 (01:10:34):
He's a white man.

Speaker 3 (01:10:38):
When that question, what does that text?

Speaker 4 (01:10:39):
Next question? That doesn't want to I want to see
people swim.

Speaker 3 (01:10:44):
I see black people swimming all the time. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:10:46):
No, we can't swim. Not that.

Speaker 2 (01:10:48):
Why don't you ski? You don't like to ski.

Speaker 3 (01:10:50):
We just talked about that.

Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
But he didn't say why because it's.

Speaker 4 (01:10:53):
It's too cold and black people using it on swim
because we don't have pools.

Speaker 3 (01:10:56):
We don't get pools, so we don't learn how to swim.

Speaker 4 (01:10:58):
Yeah, we usually Yeah, we don't go up with Yeah.
I mean my daughters know how to swim.

Speaker 15 (01:11:02):
That has changed.

Speaker 3 (01:11:03):
But you got no money, bro, you got some money.

Speaker 4 (01:11:05):
Bro, I'm doing I'm doing. I don't have no pool you.

Speaker 3 (01:11:07):
Got pool money, pool, I guess what, how's your career going?
I got pool money?

Speaker 4 (01:11:16):
We don't like the ski down slope.

Speaker 3 (01:11:18):
Well, no one has the gay guy question. It's all
been one guy.

Speaker 5 (01:11:21):
Question's got to have a gay guy question. Come on, Charlotte,
you got tons of them.

Speaker 4 (01:11:26):
I have, I mean I have, I have so many
gay guy questions. I mean I don't know. I talk
to gay guys all the time, so I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:11:33):
Answer a few of those.

Speaker 4 (01:11:36):
Me with a good time, Elvis Durant.

Speaker 3 (01:11:39):
Anyway, Well, thank you guys for coming in.

Speaker 26 (01:11:40):
Yes, I appreciate it, Janvy, thank Cose, Charlot Mane.

Speaker 4 (01:11:44):
I do have a question for a gay guy, but
I just don't know if it's appropriate.

Speaker 3 (01:11:46):
Well, okay, well we have a dumb button.

Speaker 26 (01:11:48):
I would just say, do gay men think that they
give filatio better than women?

Speaker 3 (01:11:52):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:11:53):
Oh that's a quick answer. Yeah, how do you know?
That's what.

Speaker 12 (01:12:00):
The morning show?

Speaker 3 (01:12:01):
Who brings the loop? I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:12:02):
You know, it's good to heaven, ready to go in
all time. That's why I keep slipping off my chair.

Speaker 26 (01:12:09):
Yeah, I mean if I just don't I don't really
have questions because I mean, gay people are just people too.

Speaker 6 (01:12:13):
Ye, But but but white people are white people.

Speaker 4 (01:12:17):
Aren't that's just sad.

Speaker 6 (01:12:19):
Well, welcome to ask a white guy. Ask a gay
with DJ Envy and Charlotmagne from the Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (01:12:26):
Club and he's white and I'm gay.

Speaker 3 (01:12:32):
Oh my dear lord, all right, get out of here,
you guys. We gotta we gotta clean up this mess.

Speaker 12 (01:12:42):
Oh my god, I knows.

Speaker 3 (01:12:45):
You know what makes me mad? They can get away
with so much more on their show.

Speaker 16 (01:12:47):
They can.

Speaker 6 (01:12:48):
And you know, but if we tried to do half
the stuff they do do on their show, that they
would they would run us out of town.

Speaker 3 (01:12:52):
Yeah, I love that is true. No one knows a
guy like another guy. Just I'll be back on that question. Scary, scary,
I don't know. I just you know, you coming up
with your own conclusion there.

Speaker 6 (01:13:02):
Anyway, that was great. This is what I love about
where we work. Even though we were with six radio
stations in this one building. We just have the best
people work in here. And Envy and Charlemagne they have
just been just they've been so great to us and
so supportive. That's why anytime they want to do anything,
I got to say, support them, always be there for them.

Speaker 3 (01:13:22):
It's our family. It's our family, even though they ask
embarrassing questions.

Speaker 12 (01:13:33):
This is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:13:37):
You know, we sit in this room. We love each other,
We know each other very well. You know, we have
so many people listening to the show, and we want
to get to know the people who are listening to
our show as well. Like this, And it just came
out of nowhere.

Speaker 6 (01:13:49):
Where I will ask a listener a question, they will
give an answer, and it will go around the room.
Then gandhi, you have to base your next question on
the answer they just gave I, Like this, all right,
this is how we get to know someone. Larry King,
I don't know if knew who he was. He was
a great interviewer and he always said, there's no reason
to prep for an interview. Just have one question ready

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to go, and every question you asked for the next
hour is based on the answer they.

Speaker 4 (01:14:15):
Just gave you.

Speaker 7 (01:14:16):
Okay, that's cool, very interesting, right, yeah, all right, and
it shows that you're listening.

Speaker 3 (01:14:21):
I'm sure what'd you say, getting.

Speaker 10 (01:14:24):
To know you?

Speaker 3 (01:14:25):
Getting to know about you? Good morning, Bethany.

Speaker 1 (01:14:31):
I think you might mean Stephanie, Oh, Stephanie, Good morning, guys,
you guys have no idea how long I've waited. I
have called you guys thousands of times, and my boyfriend
is very doubtful, like you're not going to get through,
and oh my god, you just showed him wrong.

Speaker 6 (01:14:47):
Yeah, Stephanie, Stephanie, Stephanie, it's so good to have you,
and it's time for us to get to know you,
because you know what, getting to know you makes us
feel real keen. All right, Stephanie, I'm gonna ask a
question and you give it an answer, and all you
do is just sit there and let us just fire
some questions at you.

Speaker 3 (01:15:07):
Okay, okay, all right, Stephanie. You're from Cleveland, by the way,
listening to Kids ninety six. Thank you for listening to us. Stephanie.
What do you do for a living?

Speaker 1 (01:15:16):
I'm a tattoo artist?

Speaker 7 (01:15:18):
Yeah, all right, gandhi, all right, man, there are so
many for this one. What is the craziest tattoo you've
ever put on someone's body?

Speaker 1 (01:15:29):
I actually did a bloody tampon on somebody, and then
I also tattooed seven wieners on my own leg.

Speaker 3 (01:15:39):
Okay, oh oh.

Speaker 7 (01:15:40):
I wish I had the follow up to this.

Speaker 1 (01:15:42):
Yeah, you can send me an email address. I can
totally send you a picture of my wianers.

Speaker 3 (01:15:49):
Okay, well, and I'll do the same Froggy. What is
your follow up for Stephanie?

Speaker 5 (01:15:54):
Now, those seven wieners that you're tattooed on your leg,
did they represent seven different people?

Speaker 1 (01:16:00):
No? No, no, it's just I'm a very weird person and
that's just one of the things that I collect. And
my boyfriend saw this picture on mine, he goes, you
need this, and I'm totally agree. I needed this, so
I tattooed it on my thigh.

Speaker 3 (01:16:13):
Oh my god, I love it.

Speaker 6 (01:16:15):
By the way, just a little pause in the action,
I'm loving Stefan.

Speaker 3 (01:16:18):
Okay, So based on that answer, Danielle, Okay, so.

Speaker 2 (01:16:21):
You said that you are a weird person and you
collect things. So what other weird things do you collect?

Speaker 1 (01:16:28):
Animal bones? I actually have a raccoons wiener bone, and
I yeah, I'm just yeah ideal.

Speaker 3 (01:16:37):
By the way, another pause in the action, Diamond, you
just redeemed yourself.

Speaker 13 (01:16:40):
This is.

Speaker 3 (01:16:43):
All right wiener bones, Nate, Okay, question.

Speaker 5 (01:16:47):
Where did you get the raccoon wiener bone at.

Speaker 1 (01:16:49):
A tattooed convention?

Speaker 3 (01:16:55):
All right? Scary scary follow up?

Speaker 16 (01:16:57):
On the tattoo convention. What other types of conventions have
you been to?

Speaker 12 (01:17:04):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:17:04):
Comic con?

Speaker 7 (01:17:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:17:07):
Very nice? All right, my turn. I guess God, I
wish I could follow up on the Wiener bone comic con.

Speaker 6 (01:17:14):
What is it in your life, Stephanie, that had, in
your opinion, that has led you down this pathway to
these interesting unusual Uh I don't want to say fetishes,
but uh, interests and like comic con and tattoos, Like
what's your in your background?

Speaker 3 (01:17:30):
Made you who you are today?

Speaker 1 (01:17:32):
I think that it has to do with the little
with my grandmother and my mother. My grandmother was a seamstress.
My mother took over that, so I learned how to sew, crochet, crossed, ditch,
needle point, I can pain. I'm a jack of all
traits and I used to draw all the time, color
anything crafty and I was just meant for this. It

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was a calling for me.

Speaker 7 (01:17:54):
That is so awesome. So do your mom and your
grandma who you got all of these wonderful skills from.
No about out your Wiener tattoos?

Speaker 1 (01:18:01):
Oh yes, yes, my mom thinks I'm very weird, but
she wouldn't have me any other way.

Speaker 27 (01:18:06):
Nah.

Speaker 7 (01:18:06):
Wow he seems pretty awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:18:08):
All right? Sure is your follow up? Frog?

Speaker 5 (01:18:10):
You seem to be very open. Is there anything you
don't tell your mom? You've told her about the Seven Wieners?
Is there anything you're holding back from your mom that
you'd like.

Speaker 3 (01:18:17):
To share with us?

Speaker 19 (01:18:17):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:18:18):
No, No, I tell my mom everything. Every grewsome little
piece of my soul. My mother knows.

Speaker 2 (01:18:25):
Oh wow, Dane, So do you think you got this
from your mother? Is your mother just as weird as
you are?

Speaker 1 (01:18:34):
She's getting a little more weirder in her old age.
I had to bring it out of her, all right?

Speaker 3 (01:18:41):
The follow up from Nature? Okay, your mom's weird.

Speaker 11 (01:18:45):
If your mom this may be a yes or no question,
but I want you to elaborate. If your mom asked
for you to tattoo a very private part of her body,
would you do it?

Speaker 9 (01:18:54):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:18:55):
Yeah, okay, elaborate, Please elaborate.

Speaker 1 (01:18:59):
Does your mom have a I am all for body
positivity and if this would make her happy and feel
comfortable in her own skin, by all means, I will
do whatever it takes to make my mother happy.

Speaker 3 (01:19:09):
All right, do another loop? I think we should on
that scary follow up?

Speaker 16 (01:19:14):
So what advice do you have for people and women
about body positivity.

Speaker 3 (01:19:18):
Let's take it there.

Speaker 1 (01:19:21):
Probably just make sure you are comfortable with yourself. Don't
let anybody tell you otherwise. If you have a boyfriend
that says, oh, you shouldn't get this as a tattoo,
it wouldn't look right, dump them right there, because they
don't want to be with you. They want to be
with the essence of you. And if they can't accept
you for what you have on your body, what you
look like, they're not the right person for you. They're

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supposed to build you up, not break you down.

Speaker 3 (01:19:45):
Yeah, girl, wow, Stephanie, you are just amazing.

Speaker 6 (01:19:49):
You are amazing, all right, So let me follow up
on that. I don't want to get too dark, but
if you go dark, that's where we're going. So was
there anything in your life, any any major made your
moment in your life that made you go, wait a minute,
I get it now now that this has happened, I
now love myself and treat myself differently.

Speaker 3 (01:20:10):
Was that was there a moment that was a turning
point in your life?

Speaker 1 (01:20:12):
My child giving birth to my eight year old, and
I did that with no epidural so I felt every
ounce of pain and he is the one that changed
my life around for the best.

Speaker 3 (01:20:22):
All right, Gandhi.

Speaker 7 (01:20:24):
That's wonderful. Okay. So what was your life like before
your child that you feel like maybe he needed to
change or if you felt there was.

Speaker 1 (01:20:32):
Good everything everything. I was going down a very destructive
path with destructive people, and that surprise just turned me
around because all I wanted to be was a mom,
and now I get to be a cool mom. He's
the coolest kid in school.

Speaker 3 (01:20:50):
Wow. Okay, your follow up, Froggy.

Speaker 5 (01:20:55):
So, with him changing your life the way he has,
do you try and steer him to stop from the
things that maybe you thought bad paths you were going
down that you'll steer him in a better direction.

Speaker 1 (01:21:05):
Yes. And I also try to give him other outlooks
that he could do any other way to express his
creativity that would be in a healthy way instead of
being destructive.

Speaker 3 (01:21:17):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:21:18):
Follow up, Danielle, So does your son use you as
show and tal and say, hey, look at the penises
on my mom's leg.

Speaker 1 (01:21:25):
You know, we tell him not to discuss what tattoos
I have, but he does. He's my biggest advocate. He
my mom's tattoo artist. He tattoos everybody. He's going to
tell everybody our life story when he needs them.

Speaker 4 (01:21:40):
One second, all right, follow up your tattoo artist.

Speaker 5 (01:21:44):
Your mom's a tattoo artist.

Speaker 11 (01:21:45):
Has anybody ever come into the tattoo shop and just
point at the wall and say, give me that one.

Speaker 5 (01:21:49):
And what was it?

Speaker 1 (01:21:52):
I'm not that kind of I'd like to make and
customize the pieces for everybody else. So I'm not like, here,
pick this off the wall and I'm gonna tattoo on it,
or someone brings me a picture of a tattoo that's
already someone's tattoo. I'd rather create it and remake it
into my own.

Speaker 6 (01:22:11):
Okay, I'm glad it's my turn now. Stephanie, by the way,
having so much fun with you. Thank you for spending
time with us.

Speaker 1 (01:22:16):
I'm having so much fun with you.

Speaker 19 (01:22:18):
Guys.

Speaker 1 (01:22:18):
You have no idea you know.

Speaker 6 (01:22:19):
What you seem like such you seem so well connected
to the people you're talking to, because obviously you're connecting
with us in tens of millions of people right now.

Speaker 3 (01:22:28):
So if I walked into.

Speaker 6 (01:22:30):
You your business and this is kind of where I
am with a tattoo, I'm fifty something years old.

Speaker 3 (01:22:36):
I still don't have one. I want one. Oh my goodness,
I can't land on the one I want. What kind
of psychology? What kind of conversation do you have with
someone to like me to help make me figure out
what tattoo I should get.

Speaker 1 (01:22:49):
I feel like you should get something that's definitely meaningful
to you. Not your significant other's name, because that's always
a bad juju for relationship, Yes, ma'am, but get something
meaningful that could represent you, your pets, your your significant
other or deceased one, something that you won't regret. I

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got all the tattoos that meant something to me, and
now I'm getting the tattoos that don't mean anything. Just
make sure that you focus on something that you were
going to want to look at for the rest of
your life, because once it's there, you can't change that.

Speaker 5 (01:23:25):
She can give you a wiener elvis.

Speaker 3 (01:23:27):
I already have one. I'm on Instagram looking at Streeter tattoo.
Is that you.

Speaker 1 (01:23:35):
It's actually tattoo slap tattoo, tatt underscore l ap forget.

Speaker 6 (01:23:42):
I said that, Okay, she just told me one more
round because I'm having so much fun. She just told
me the philosophy of what I should go through in
order to chuse the tattoo, So pick it up.

Speaker 3 (01:23:50):
Scary, Well, did I skip you last one?

Speaker 16 (01:23:54):
So give us give us another positive, awesome philosophy of
your life that has nothing to do with the tattoo.

Speaker 3 (01:24:00):
Something different.

Speaker 1 (01:24:02):
I don't know. I mean, my wife is literally tattoos,
and my child wow.

Speaker 2 (01:24:08):
And I like your blue hair.

Speaker 6 (01:24:10):
By the way, I think we can leave it at that.
You all right, it's tattoo underscore slap. How did you
choose tattoo underscore slap? That sounds fun?

Speaker 1 (01:24:19):
Well, tattoo of course because it's tattoos. But my name
is Stephanie Lee and Persowski, so my initial spell slap.

Speaker 3 (01:24:27):
Okay, that's perfect. I love it. You know what, Stephanie,
you are so much fun to talk to.

Speaker 4 (01:24:33):
You know what.

Speaker 3 (01:24:34):
I'm so glad we got to know you today, and
I know there's much more. I know that was just
the surface.

Speaker 2 (01:24:39):
She's You're beautiful, beautiful, thank.

Speaker 3 (01:24:41):
You you great and blue god beautiful. Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:24:44):
I love your coraline one.

Speaker 7 (01:24:45):
It's so cute.

Speaker 4 (01:24:47):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:24:47):
That's my girl, Megan. I love her so much.

Speaker 6 (01:24:50):
Okay, and again, if you want to check out Stephanie
on Instagram, it's tattoo, underscore slap and you know what,
it's been fun getting to know you.

Speaker 3 (01:25:01):
We could do this without this dumb song. Stephanie, have
a great day. Okay, thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (01:25:08):
I'm so happy. I hope you guys have a great day.
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (01:25:11):
Because of you, we now will thank you very much.
Say say thank you again to Stephanie Diamond.

Speaker 3 (01:25:16):
She's all yours. That was great.

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Speaker 2 (01:25:23):
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the story?

Speaker 26 (01:25:28):
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Speaker 12 (01:25:43):
Elvista Ran in the Morning Show, Ellis in the Morning Show, our.

Speaker 3 (01:25:50):
Own Ali Gold. We love our Alley Ellie.

Speaker 6 (01:25:54):
Uh, She's in charge of all things social on our show,
which is just a huge part of our show. So, Alie,
we always loved listening to your stories of your love
life because you have many and I don't know, it's
always interesting to hear your stories because it's rough out
there in the dating world.

Speaker 2 (01:26:12):
Right, it is rough, Elvis.

Speaker 3 (01:26:16):
So you you went on vacation with someone.

Speaker 17 (01:26:19):
I went on vacation with the guy that I was
calling my boyfriend, and I went on vacation with him
and his family, and he decided to break up with
me three days into the trip.

Speaker 2 (01:26:29):
Wow, so I am the range.

Speaker 3 (01:26:32):
Yeah, let's get some background here. How long you had
you been dating him?

Speaker 17 (01:26:35):
We had been officially dating for six months, right, there
is no I love yous And he basically told me
he couldn't love me.

Speaker 3 (01:26:43):
Wo, wow, my god.

Speaker 7 (01:26:44):
What did you do for the rest of the trip.

Speaker 17 (01:26:46):
Well, I had to find my way two hours to
the next public transportation site.

Speaker 3 (01:26:51):
Woh my god, I hate him so much.

Speaker 2 (01:26:53):
Oh wait, that was your choice or his choice?

Speaker 17 (01:26:57):
Like, Well, we were talking and he was like, maybe
we can take a break, and I was like, I
don't know if I can stay here with someone who
doesn't know if he wants.

Speaker 1 (01:27:04):
To be with me.

Speaker 17 (01:27:05):
Like, that's not fair.

Speaker 3 (01:27:06):
So he basically kicked you out.

Speaker 8 (01:27:08):
He basically kicked me out.

Speaker 2 (01:27:10):
Wow, what a jacket.

Speaker 3 (01:27:13):
He couldn't wait till you got back.

Speaker 17 (01:27:15):
Serious, he couldn't do it before I took a week
of vacation to spend with him.

Speaker 7 (01:27:19):
Those My first question, I said, did you get your
vacation days back?

Speaker 3 (01:27:22):
God? Gandhi?

Speaker 6 (01:27:25):
Well, okay, okay, just for the sake of conversation, and
you know we love you. We're always team Ali, right,
you know that if there was another side of the story,
what would it be?

Speaker 17 (01:27:37):
I think, like from his perspective, I think he literally said,
everything feels perfect, it just feels like something's missing. I
think he just didn't feel the way I felt towards him.
I think he didn't think we were a match.

Speaker 6 (01:27:53):
Okay, well that's do you find as awful as that sounds.
And the timing of telling you this was off, way off?
Do you you see that that could be possible from
his point of view.

Speaker 17 (01:28:04):
Yeah, I think there's a lot of things that made
us different. But what I pushed them aside because I
really did care about him. I found companionship in him,
and I really honestly loved hanging out with him.

Speaker 8 (01:28:16):
I loved being with him.

Speaker 19 (01:28:17):
Right.

Speaker 17 (01:28:18):
There was not really any problems and then, but there
were things I definitely overlooked because I cared about him,
and I think there were things about me, that he
couldn't overlook that he decided what he couldn't be with me, because.

Speaker 3 (01:28:33):
Well, I know, but these things can be talked about
in a conversation, first of all. Secondly, to to have
this conversation with our little sister Ali while you're on
vacation with her and it takes her, you know how
uncomfortable for you with his family? I know, but you
know what, I'm just gonna say, someone who does that,

(01:28:54):
you don't want to be with him.

Speaker 6 (01:28:56):
Really, I mean, I agreed it even as much as
it hurts the way it happens, It's like, Okay, well
it happened, Rip the band aid off, let's move on.

Speaker 3 (01:29:06):
And I know it's not that easy. And who am
I to say that's easy. It's not. So what about
dating apps? Are you gonna go back on?

Speaker 17 (01:29:13):
And I'm already back on too, Yeah, get back up.
I wanted to, Like I felt very defeated last week.
I felt like I'm getting older, like all the good
ones are taking kind of mentality, and so I just
wanted to put myself on there just to like make
sure I knew that there were still guys out there,

(01:29:34):
Like there's still people like me, that just got hurt
later and like also want to settle down there.

Speaker 7 (01:29:40):
Absolutely are, it's so hard to feel like that.

Speaker 3 (01:29:42):
I know, I know, I know.

Speaker 6 (01:29:45):
Look, you know, well we all understand how relationships are.
You know, it's it's it's it's two people in two
lanes that have to merge into one lane, and sometimes
it just doesn't work. One doesn't want to merge with
the other. It's it's it's not right whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:29:57):
Okay, I get that, But to take someone of a
ca with your family, you kind of automatically assume that
he's told the family what's going on too, and then
you're like, uh, this is creepy and uncomfortable. I got
to get out of here. And then I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:30:12):
Now she's never going to take another vacation with another
boyfriend and his family.

Speaker 3 (01:30:15):
Yes, she will, won't you. I mean, look, you don't
have to think about that now. You don't have to
go on a vacation with one right now to prove
you can. But yeah, no, I want to go on
a vacation with you.

Speaker 2 (01:30:29):
Elvis.

Speaker 7 (01:30:30):
Your vacations looks.

Speaker 2 (01:30:33):
Will send you home in the middle, but you are
a place of employment. If you have like a sucky
vacation should give you your vacation days back totally. Like
it's like, whatever the reason that the vacation sucked, they go,
you know what, we're not going to take that away.

Speaker 5 (01:30:47):
From your Everybody would come home and go, my vacation
was just the worst.

Speaker 3 (01:30:53):
Danielle. Once again it with great ideas.

Speaker 7 (01:30:58):
Vacations.

Speaker 3 (01:30:59):
Yes, of course, Look, if.

Speaker 6 (01:31:01):
You're grieving the loss of a family member or a pet,
they should give you a time some time off.

Speaker 3 (01:31:05):
But I break the breaking up thing. We're not there
quite yet. Yeah what, Nate?

Speaker 18 (01:31:08):
What?

Speaker 3 (01:31:09):
Okay?

Speaker 11 (01:31:09):
So Ali did something really smart, which I was going
to suggest, but she already did it. The last time
I got broken up with I always thought about the
great things in the relationship, like.

Speaker 3 (01:31:18):
Oh my god, we used to go to movies together.
And then my friend goes, hey, there are some crappy
stuff that you went through.

Speaker 7 (01:31:25):
To focus on that, yeah, talk about it.

Speaker 3 (01:31:27):
So Alan did a great things.

Speaker 11 (01:31:28):
She wrote down all the negative stuff about the relationship
and she's focusing on that.

Speaker 3 (01:31:32):
Yeah, that's great.

Speaker 4 (01:31:32):
Good for you.

Speaker 3 (01:31:33):
Let's make your list. Number one, his crotch had a
musky odor.

Speaker 7 (01:31:37):
Number one, make sure to tell everyone that he needs
to clean better.

Speaker 3 (01:31:44):
It's number one. We love you?

Speaker 6 (01:31:46):
Hey, Alli, I mean are you Did you hear us
talking earlier about how two thirds of couples were friends
for at least a year before they became couples.

Speaker 17 (01:31:55):
Yes, I walked into the studio and you guys were
talking about that.

Speaker 3 (01:31:58):
All right.

Speaker 6 (01:31:58):
Have you seen this TikTok video that will make everyone
fall in love with you? Let's try it, shall we
can have some I need some love music. Scary, See
what dumb song he finds? Yeah, TikTok user shares a
psychology love eye trick Ali. She says it has the

(01:32:18):
magic to draw in the object of your affection, and
it really should only work.

Speaker 3 (01:32:23):
With people you already know, not people you just meet
in a bar and try.

Speaker 13 (01:32:26):
To do this.

Speaker 3 (01:32:27):
All right, here we go, good music here and oh
all right, So once you're in a one on one
with your romantic.

Speaker 6 (01:32:38):
Target, wait until they're speaking to you and try these
simple steps. So producer Sam is sitting next to Ali gold.
All right, here's what you do now, Ali looks Sam
in the eyes. You're good friends, right, yes, yes, yes, okay,
here's okay. Three simple steps. Number one, look at their

(01:33:00):
left eye for one second, then look at their mouth
for one to two seconds, and finish it off by
looking at their right eye.

Speaker 7 (01:33:10):
Oh so you do the there's some steam there, so.

Speaker 6 (01:33:14):
It's it's look at their left eye or one eye
for about a second, then look at their mouth for
a couple of seconds, then look at the other eye.

Speaker 3 (01:33:20):
That's the.

Speaker 8 (01:33:24):
Same.

Speaker 4 (01:33:25):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:33:26):
Did you feel some kind of spark some connection in
doing that?

Speaker 7 (01:33:29):
I was sexual? Yeah, yeah, my nipples.

Speaker 2 (01:33:32):
Are hard there.

Speaker 6 (01:33:36):
They call it a triangle because then you you repeat,
you go back from one eye to the other and
down to the mouth and up to the eye, and
you do the triangle when you're speaking with them, and
you need to be close enough for the you know,
you just see the eyes moving. You know, I'm gonna
I'm gonna try this with myself in the mirror later.

Speaker 3 (01:33:53):
So did you guys get it? Okay? Who else wants
to try it?

Speaker 15 (01:33:55):
Nate?

Speaker 3 (01:33:55):
You and Scary? No, no, scary, Come on, come on, Nate,
get in it.

Speaker 7 (01:34:02):
You know Nate wants to try it with you.

Speaker 3 (01:34:04):
Now, who wants to do it? Does Nate want to target?
Scary or scary? Target?

Speaker 18 (01:34:07):
Nate?

Speaker 3 (01:34:08):
You tell me, Nate, I'll target you. How about that?

Speaker 18 (01:34:11):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:34:12):
Scary, scary.

Speaker 6 (01:34:15):
Okay, okay, you need no, no, you're not close and
if you need to be like several feet away from
each other, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:34:22):
Okay, I'm close. I'm fine. I don't need to get
in close.

Speaker 5 (01:34:24):
Stop being a prude.

Speaker 3 (01:34:25):
Okay, all right, I'm already getting creeped out.

Speaker 6 (01:34:31):
His microphone is coming in hot scary. If you can
make love to the board with your eyes, maybe it
would work better. All right, now, I want you to
look at Nate's left You have.

Speaker 3 (01:34:42):
To have a comment. This is really uncomfortable.

Speaker 6 (01:34:45):
Look at his left eye for about a second, then
look down to the mouth, and then look at the
right eye, and then triangle around. But you have to
stop at each one for a little pregnant.

Speaker 3 (01:34:55):
I'm doing it, I know. Okay, so Nate, how does
it make?

Speaker 6 (01:35:01):
But while you're saying what it feels like scary, you
have to continue to do it while looking at each
other in the eye.

Speaker 3 (01:35:06):
Okay, I feel like a sandwich. Keep looking at him, scary?
Are you going from eye to ida? It's I can't,
I can't. I can't do it anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:35:17):
I can't happen.

Speaker 25 (01:35:19):
You know why.

Speaker 3 (01:35:20):
He's uncomfortable and he's getting wood.

Speaker 10 (01:35:22):
I bet you anything, that's what happened.

Speaker 6 (01:35:30):
See No, Nate, be honest. Does that make you uncomfortable?
Because it was it was too to turn him on?

Speaker 4 (01:35:35):
In another way?

Speaker 6 (01:35:38):
Did you become uncomfortable because there is some forced intimacy
there that trying to kind of not even.

Speaker 3 (01:35:44):
Kidding, I got uncomfortable. It was like a hunger in
his face.

Speaker 5 (01:35:48):
And it just was disturbing.

Speaker 3 (01:35:51):
Eat you like a boy, like a sandwich.

Speaker 4 (01:35:54):
I got it.

Speaker 3 (01:35:55):
Oh you come and do that with him? It's disturbing.

Speaker 5 (01:35:57):
No, I'm not gonna do it.

Speaker 3 (01:35:58):
I would never say yes to it.

Speaker 6 (01:36:00):
Stupid like this means it works if you ask me, well,
it does force intimacy, but if one is creeped out
by the other, it's it probably may force them to
back off. So there must there must need to be
some questioning connection there, like maybe this person could be
kind of cool, and then when they come in for
the attack and they target you with the the psychological
love triangle between your eye and your lips.

Speaker 3 (01:36:23):
Oh, Gandhia, what do you think?

Speaker 7 (01:36:25):
I'm very interested to go try this, but I don't
think it's gonna work because everybody got creeped out. They
all got got weirded out by each other. I don't
want to weird people out. I'm also a little bit
nervous that when I look at someone's mouth, they're gonna
think I'm looking at other parts. Well they if my
eyes go.

Speaker 3 (01:36:39):
Down, but the other parts are so far away unless
the parts in the mouth, I don't get it. Yeah, yes, froggy.

Speaker 5 (01:36:47):
I just feel like it's predicated, once again upon how
attractive you are and how attractive the person finds you. Well, also,
if you're attractive, then people don't mind if you're looking
at them like that. Like if David Beckham starts looking
at Dan Yell that way, she ain't got a bottler.
But if Sary looks at her like that, she's gonna get.

Speaker 2 (01:37:03):
Angry, right, like creeping creeps or you don't want.

Speaker 3 (01:37:05):
Doing it while and of course, let's be honest, I
mean us trying this with each other, we're setting.

Speaker 2 (01:37:10):
It up for failure, right, But you know someone's gonna
say to you, what the hell are you looking at?

Speaker 1 (01:37:14):
Right?

Speaker 7 (01:37:14):
There's something in my nose where right?

Speaker 3 (01:37:17):
Throw my te you have a wonky eye? What's going
on here?

Speaker 22 (01:37:20):
Well?

Speaker 3 (01:37:20):
Anyway, try it get back to me, text me tomorrow.
Let me know how it worked.

Speaker 1 (01:37:25):
That's funny to me.

Speaker 7 (01:37:26):
It's funny. When do you have a sense of humor?

Speaker 12 (01:37:28):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show? Is Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show?

Speaker 3 (01:37:42):
What was I reading in the headline yesterday?

Speaker 6 (01:37:43):
I'm going to U Gandhi because you you're like me,
You're all over the place reading stories the always sleep
with your door closed?

Speaker 3 (01:37:52):
What did you read this story?

Speaker 7 (01:37:54):
I did read this story?

Speaker 15 (01:37:55):
What was it?

Speaker 7 (01:37:56):
Apparently sleeping with your door closed is a way to
protect yourself in all kinds of scenarios, but specifically in
case there is a fire. Apparently, if you sleep with
your door shut, your chances of survival go through the
roof versus leaving that door open, not just from the
fire itself, but from smoke.

Speaker 3 (01:38:11):
Smoke being able to.

Speaker 7 (01:38:12):
Come into your room and incapacitate you.

Speaker 3 (01:38:14):
What story was this? What was this?

Speaker 7 (01:38:16):
This was actually from BuzzFeed. It was sixteen tips that
can save your life.

Speaker 3 (01:38:20):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:38:21):
Now, if there's an axe murderer trying to get in,
keeping the door closed, nothing right through that thing with
the act.

Speaker 7 (01:38:26):
Yeah, but at least you would hear the axe as
opposed to them just walking in and chopping off.

Speaker 3 (01:38:29):
Your headsheet, close your door, close your door. Okay, sixteen
ways to save your life.

Speaker 7 (01:38:33):
Yeah, okay, I won't read through all of them, but
i'll give you some good on them.

Speaker 3 (01:38:36):
I don't care, all right.

Speaker 7 (01:38:37):
So, if your car's accelerator, pedal, get stuck, or something
else is causing unintended acceleration, a lot of people keep
trying to, you know, hit the brake or do whatever.
Apparently you just put your car in neutral and that's
supposed to be a way to help you slow down
safely go home.

Speaker 3 (01:38:50):
Yeah, you got a thing fast.

Speaker 7 (01:38:51):
If you're ever being attacked or taken against your will,
remember to scratch the crap out of whomever is getting you.
Not only do you leave marks on them, but then
you have DNA under your fingernails later.

Speaker 3 (01:39:02):
Nate, Hey, wait, I'm sorry. I just said that without thinking.

Speaker 7 (01:39:07):
Sleep with your door closed. We just talked about that one.
Remember that a wagging tail on a dog does not
always mean that dog is friendly and wants to be touched.

Speaker 1 (01:39:15):
We know that.

Speaker 7 (01:39:15):
So just because you think it's happy, it might not be.
And the event that you need to break a car
door window, do not smash it in the dead center.
It's a lot harder to break in the center than
it is on the sides. They say tempered glass is
weaker on the sides, aim for the sides if you
have to get out. Flammable and inflammable apparently mean the
same thing.

Speaker 4 (01:39:33):
I never knew that.

Speaker 7 (01:39:34):
Okay, yeah, I was that inflammable event. It's not going
to go up in flames, but these people are saying
it does.

Speaker 3 (01:39:39):
Remember that next time you're lightening up your crack break exactly.

Speaker 7 (01:39:43):
If you get lost in the woods, stay where you are.
The chances of finding a way out on your own
are pretty slim, and you're creating a larger search area
for people to try and come find you.

Speaker 3 (01:39:53):
Have you ever been lost in the woods?

Speaker 7 (01:39:55):
I have, yes, and it's terrifying. It's like how did
I get here? And then you know, they say, go
to the water and follow the water. What if there's
no water, where do I go? They say, just stay put.
Most drunk driving deaths occur on Saturday night between midnight
and three am, So if you can avoid roads during
these times, do that. If you are near the ocean
and the water suddenly disappears or recedes unexpectedly, get out

(01:40:17):
at the high We saw that in the tsunami back
in early two thousands because a lot of people saw
that water reced and went to the water to say, oh,
what's going on, what's happening, and then that big wave
came after.

Speaker 3 (01:40:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:40:28):
A former nine one one operator said, do not feel
bad about calling nine to one one. If it's not
an emergency, they'll tell you to call non emergency. But
a lot of times an emergency is something that could
potentially happen and they need to know. So call if
you see something that's scaring you. Chemical burns are not
like fire or heat. A lot of times you won't
immediately feel the reflex action of pain, but your skin

(01:40:49):
could get severely burned, so pay attention to the chemical.
If you've spilled something on yourself, and not always do
you use water to get it off. Sometimes that could
make it worse. Number twelve. If you're scuba diving and
you're going to vomit, do not take your mask off
to vomit. Oh really, they say, vomit right into the
regulator because apparently it will get sucked out. But your

(01:41:10):
natural instinct if you vomit is to take a deep breath,
and if you throw up underwater, then try to take
a deep breath. You know what's going to happen.

Speaker 3 (01:41:16):
Danielle, no vomiting.

Speaker 2 (01:41:19):
I cannot vomit inside my mask.

Speaker 3 (01:41:21):
I don't think of mayonnaise.

Speaker 7 (01:41:23):
Purple flags at the beach, do you guys know what
that means. It means dangerous wildlife in the area. A
lot of people just look for the red flags, but
purple flags also mean watch out, jellyfish, all kinds of
things that can get If you get trapped on thin
ice and you're worried that it's going to crack, they
say the thing to do is lie down and crawl

(01:41:44):
on your stomach instead of trying to take those steps
because it's more pressurized in one area.

Speaker 3 (01:41:49):
You're spreading out to weight right.

Speaker 2 (01:41:50):
Their grills taught me that in one of those shows.

Speaker 7 (01:41:53):
That he was onto something Fellas. You need to check
your nuts at least once a week. They say, don't
be afraid to go to the doctor if you notice
something different. A lot of guys get hesitant, don't want
to do it, but it's very important central to saving
your life.

Speaker 3 (01:42:06):
If you don't want to, I'll do it for you.

Speaker 7 (01:42:08):
Line up, everyone, line up, check this one. We all
know this because we live in New York City. But
if you're on or close to train rails, trains move
a whole lot faster than you think they do. You
don't have time to get out of the way like
you might assume. Just don't approach them, they say. And
the last one, if you can learn to give yourself
the Heimlich maneuver, absolutely, everybody, go and learn how to

(01:42:29):
do it, because so many times people choke and they're alone,
and what do you do? Figure out the Heimlic maneuver?
Those are your things.

Speaker 3 (01:42:35):
God, I wouldn't know how to do that. You find it? Chair?

Speaker 7 (01:42:38):
Yeah, can bend over?

Speaker 3 (01:42:41):
Always bending over a chair? Anyway, This has been the worst.

Speaker 12 (01:42:45):
Conversation ever, Elvis Duran.

Speaker 2 (01:42:48):
He just keeps opening his mouth.

Speaker 12 (01:42:50):
Stand the morning show.

Speaker 3 (01:42:54):
All right, show's done. We'll come back tomorrow and do
it again. Till next time. Say peace out, everybody. He
shut out everybody me

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