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December 10, 2024 5 mins
People in upstate New York think a beaver clogged their water-line, which leads us to caller Ashely, who has quite the experience with beavers.

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Interesting story going on upstate New York in I believe Whitehall,
New York. And someone texted this to us. This is
Whitehall is a town I think about sixty seventy miles
north of Albany, New York.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Okay. So in the Times Union.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Newspaper, which is online Times Union dot com, the headline
is in Whitehall officials hope a beaver clogged the water system.
I'm like, oh my god, I knew I had heard
that Whitehall is without water. They've been without water for
their citizens since I believe Sunday, no tap water at
all because apparently the water they just don't have enough

(00:38):
water in the system to feed the town the water
it needs. So but according to this headline, someone thought
a beaver clogged the intake or something. There's a beaver,
a rogue beaver.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
That's so funny to me. Beaver's the funniest animals. Well, yeah,
of course they bring all sorts of thing. I hate
one of my bee, I know.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
But Froggy Froggy loved the part of the story. He
was asking, well, did they send a diver in to
dive looking for beaver.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Was there a beaver diver? Do you have to look
for them?

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Well, no, but they have to go into I think
it's Pine Lake. They have to go into the lake
to figure out what's clogging the system. They think maybe
a beaver. But I read the whole story. There's no
one mention of a beaver in the entire story, just
the just the headline.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
It grabbed me. Bait and switch, the beaver. Bait and switch.
That's what they did. I thought beaver diving was all
the rage.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
I thought so too. I was hoping it would be
part of the story anyway. So if you know anyone
or are you listening to us up there in near
white Hall, we're thinking about you because being without water
is a major major issue and it's not to be
laughed at. But if there is a beaver in it,
get out, just get out of beaver Yeah, as gray
Beaver Bay. Okay, what do you want to do? We

(02:01):
have a game to play today. Do you want to
play something fun? Should we a feud?

Speaker 3 (02:04):
We have a game. Do you have a fun game?
We can save the game for another day and do
a feud for sure. Well, what what are you teasing
me for? Well, what's going on? You have a game?
I do. Today's International Animal Rights Day, So I have
a game with songs. I have animals in the title.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
God ZERI any song in there, any song in there
with the named beaver in the title?

Speaker 3 (02:25):
There was, but I have time to go fix that. Okay.
Are there any famous songs that include the word beaver?

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Why?

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Known as Big Brown Beaver by Primus, famous song. That's
a famous song. Scary, you are a genius, that is true.
It's a big famous when on this radio.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Yeah, I know. Known as Big Brown Beaver was a
big song. Yeah? Absolutely? Do we have that one in
the in the computer?

Speaker 1 (02:51):
You we do?

Speaker 3 (02:53):
I don't have songs about beaver.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
I don't want to hear the I don't want to
hear the entire cut of went on a Big Band Beaver, Nate.
Do you know this one, The Bull and the Beaver
by Merle Haggard. Oh, that's a great one. That's a
country song you played on your station Frog. No, we
haven't gotten to that yet. Maybe we were all in
there as a throwback.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Do we have Do we have Banana's Big Brown Beaver
in the computer? No, but we I can download it
from our lib master library. Do you really want to
go to the trouble? I don't think we're going to
play the whole thing. Maybe just play it off your phone.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Let's play it. We'll find it. We'll find it, dude,
there's a lot. There's twenty two songs here with the
word beaver.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
And so what what is someone on line nineteen?

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Yeah, who's Ashley? Get around here? Ashley has a beaver
story she wants to share with the kids.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Hi, Ashley, Hi, good morning.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Well, good morning, and you heard us talking about beaver's
you have a story to share.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
I do, In fact, so I my family and I
we love going ten camping, and we went ten camping
at Fairhaven State Park last summer. It's on the south
shore of that big lake Lake Ontario. Okay, beautiful and
anyways it is. It was very nice. So we put
the kids to bed, right and my my honey and

(04:13):
I are sitting out at the fire and we hear
this loud slapping sound and honestly, I'm gonna be honest
with you, we thought that the neighbors were getting it on.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Wow, he clapping.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
We heard some flapping, and it went on and on
and on. I looked at him, and I'm like, oh,
my land, I hope she's okay, Like that's that's a
that's a long time. And then like it finally stopped
and we're like okay. So I went to bed, he
went to bed. In the morning, I woke up and
we heard it again. I'm like, you gotta be kidding me, Like,
is this Are we going to listen to this all weekend?

(04:46):
So then I went I went to go fishing, and
I went because we were right on the water, at
the edge of the water, and I got down a
little ways and I threw my lining and all of
a sudden, I heard this big hiss and I looked
and there was this big, old, angry beaver stare at
me straight in the face, and he started slapping his
tail on the water. And I was like, oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
There's nothing better than a big, old, angry, hissing, clapping beaver.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
He was.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
It was the beaver. It was the beaver all along.
We really do need a beaver song. It's coming.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
That's a good name for the band Slapping Beaver. Oh, Ashley,
this is my favorite song, my favorite story of the day.
Let's hear for Ashley By the way, I love it.
Next time you hear him clapping, slapping, beaver, let us
know we want to hear all about it. All right, well,
well all right, thank you so much, have a great day.

(05:57):
Thanks for listening to us.

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