FULL SHOW: The Day We Banned Karaoke!

While recapping our holiday lunch, Elvis bans us from doing karaoke ever again! Our friends from Delonghi and Cookies for Kids Cancer stop by to talk about the lives saved through their initiative. Elvis can't get a song out of his head!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Portions of this program. We're free recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
I wanta hippopotamus for Christmas.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas.

Speaker 4 (00:14):
Sorry, good morning, Merry Christmas everyone, y'all.

Speaker 5 (00:17):
Don't you My love is the gift that kicks on,
gives head and slow and cruising cool. Okay, not to
sound like a cold bitch. Merry Christmas, felt the animal tell.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Mister Wan in the morning show.

Speaker 5 (00:32):
Well, look, we're getting closer and closer, entering toward the
big day. Welcome to Thursday, December nineteenth. Good morning, Danielle.
Where's Danielle? Where's Danielle?

Speaker 6 (00:43):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (00:43):
My god?

Speaker 5 (00:43):
We have no Danielle.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Oh no technical difficulty?

Speaker 5 (00:49):
All right? Do we have scary? I'm here? Gary's here?
What about producer Samish? Producer Sam here?

Speaker 7 (00:54):
Oh, she's here?

Speaker 5 (00:55):
Is Gandhy here?

Speaker 7 (00:57):
She's here?

Speaker 5 (00:58):
There's Gandhi? What about? Okay, Froggy did you make it?
I am here? Al was Duran? Did Scotty b walk through?
He did? Is straight?

Speaker 8 (01:07):
Night here?

Speaker 5 (01:07):
Straight? Counted for? Where's Diamond? Is she here? Where is
she is she here? Diamond?

Speaker 6 (01:15):
There? She is?

Speaker 5 (01:16):
All right? Okay, but what happened to Danielle? We don't know.
We can't have a show that Danielle, let's just sit
here in silence. Okay, all right, I'll tell you what
the next best thing to silence is this song from
The Drifters' Scary's favorite Christmas song. This is for you Skeetch.

(01:43):
Oh my god, I love that. I love that burst
of energy is in And then I tink about the
way and then.

Speaker 7 (01:52):
It's like the show and everybody's moods based on sugar.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
It's like, what's going on? Well, Scary has already have
three frigging cookies that we mystery cookies. They were sitting
out all day and all night and all morning. And
he said, and Nate, did you have one too? It
looked fine. You guys are insane, I mean, gone to
You walked in first and saw those, I mean, weren't
you a little perplexed?

Speaker 2 (02:15):
I legitimately walked past the cookies and I thought, ill,
why are those still sitting here? Then I come into
the studio Scary's chewing.

Speaker 7 (02:22):
I said, what you eating?

Speaker 9 (02:23):
Man?

Speaker 7 (02:23):
He said, I found some cookies outside.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Then Nate comes in mouthful of cookies. I said, y'all
are going to die.

Speaker 5 (02:28):
But they okay? So Scary said, well, I don't think
they were eled that long. You know, he said there
weren't out when we left yesterday. We left yesterday at
eleven am, yeah, and then I'm sure they appeared at
eleven o four.

Speaker 10 (02:40):
It does kind of concern me that they've been. I mean,
normally this place is like the Serengetti in Africa when
there's a zebra there. I mean, it gets exactly so fast.
But these were still there.

Speaker 5 (02:50):
You know, we're still Yeah we have we have rodents, Yeah,
we have ruined traps and things. But anyway, you enjoy Hey,
let's go talk to a lease online fifteen, our first
caller of the day. Well, I'm sure many people agree
with you. For many people, it was a rough year.
You had a tough year.

Speaker 11 (03:06):
Yeah, it's it's definitely been a lot. Well, first off,
good morning everybody.

Speaker 5 (03:10):
Good morning Elise. Well, welcome to the day. So go
ahead talk to daddy. What's going on.

Speaker 11 (03:15):
So I've just been I mean for the longest time.
I think a lot of people could agree. Anxiety depression.
It's it's something it's really tough to go through, and
only recently this year I decided to do something about
it because I was tired of feeling so sad and
so anxious all the time. So I started going to
therapy and it's been a really great help. If anybody

(03:38):
has gone through therapy, you know that it's not linear.
There's definitely a lot of bumps and hits in the road.
And I've been doing okay. I had a little bit
of a rough week, but the fact that I'm talking
to you guys is like a dream come true.

Speaker 5 (03:53):
Oh wow, Okay, first thing.

Speaker 11 (03:55):
I put on in the morning. I'm on the iHeartRadio
app every single day, and I timed it out perfectly
and I was able to speak to you guys. So
this is the best day that I've had all week.

Speaker 5 (04:05):
Well good, well, good wow. If we're the best that
you can do all week, hmmm, we got to find
you some better. Look, here's the thing, at least you
know what you know. I love that. I love that
you acknowledge the fact that you're going through these things.
A lot of people go through these things and they're
really really sad and whatever, and they don't really recognize it.
You recognize it, and that's that's a great step. So
good for you. It doesn't it doesn't fix everything. It

(04:27):
doesn't fix everything. But but you're on it.

Speaker 8 (04:30):
You know.

Speaker 11 (04:30):
Yeah, it's been rough, but you know I'm getting through it.
I have a great support system here at home. I
have my support system you guys here.

Speaker 12 (04:37):
I just love you all so much.

Speaker 11 (04:39):
And the fact that I'm also calling on.

Speaker 8 (04:40):
A Thursday for Food News Thursday.

Speaker 11 (04:42):
It just makes it a wow.

Speaker 5 (04:45):
It's your day, extra Froggy, Food News Thursday, Froggy. I
let you down. I'll give you a good food news today.
I will let you all right.

Speaker 12 (04:53):
Thank you guys so much. Bankie.

Speaker 11 (04:55):
I absolutely love your podcast and Yell, I think you're
absolutely fantastic. Scar, I think you're hilarious. And Elvis I
read your book earlier this year and it was fantastic.
So I love you so well.

Speaker 5 (05:07):
Thank you On behalf on, behalf of all. We love you.
We love you, I love you. Do I have something
to give? At least? What's give? Come on, let's give
her something. What do we got? What we got?

Speaker 10 (05:16):
You've had a tough years, so we're gonna start you
off with the full Elster Durant apparel line, teks to
heck and sectrity and help. And I had the last
from underneath the DeLonge e giving tree.

Speaker 5 (05:26):
Oh wait, this is the last one under the Delongey
giving tree. Yeah, well, well, don't be hon you don't
know what's in his box.

Speaker 10 (05:37):
It'd be an empty box'll be the worst thing ever.
Oh my gosh, you got the all in one combination
coffee and espresso machine.

Speaker 5 (05:45):
Oh stop it scary wanted to steal that.

Speaker 10 (05:50):
Well, he can't steal it anymorey neat for two separate machines,
the all in one Conedy coffee and.

Speaker 5 (05:57):
Look at that, Look at that. Oh sticky fingers didn't
get his last coffee maker of the year. Congratulations, Elise,
you're gonna love it. We love our friends at Delongea.
And you know still, if you go to Delongey dot
com and shop buy one of these incredible machines for
someone you love. A portion of the pro sheets to
go to Kids for Cookies for kids Cancer. It's an amazing,
amazing organization. And Elise, you have the best best Christmas

(06:20):
in the best holiday. And we're gonna be around. We're
gonna be around for you, So no worries there. Okay,
all right, well, at least hold on one second.

Speaker 11 (06:30):
Coffing of the cake of the Year. Thank you all
so so much. I love you.

Speaker 12 (06:34):
All so much.

Speaker 5 (06:35):
Oh, thank you, Hold on, Elise, don't go away. Look
at that the gift of caffeine we love. No one
delivers caffeine like Delongeay, I tell you, it's a classiest
caffeine we've ever had. All right, let's get into the
three things we need to know from Gandhi. We're still
trying to hook up Danielle to the life support system
over here. We'll get to hurt in a minute. All right, Gandhi,
what's going on?

Speaker 7 (06:53):
All right?

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Shooting suspects Luisgimanngioni could be back in New York City
as early as today. Mangioni lawyer says his client will
waive extradition during a court hearing in Pennsylvania this morning,
at which point the NYPD will likely bring him straight
to New York City to be booked and processed. He
could be arraigned later this afternoon. Mangioni has been indicted
on first degree murder, as terrorism, and other counts for

(07:16):
the shooting death of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson earlier
this month. Amazon workers are going on strike. The teamsters
say that workers will begin striking at Amazon facilities across
the country starting this morning.

Speaker 7 (07:30):
Oh boy, oh no, there.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
I mean, they're like elves right here in the States, right,
but they are tired of some stuff. The union says
it is the largest strike against Amazon and US history.
Picket Lines will be going up at Amazon facilities in
New York City, Atlanta, San Francisco, the Chicago area, and
three other locations in southern California. They add that local
unions will also be putting up picket lines at hundreds

(07:53):
of Amazon fulfillment centers across the nation in the days
before Christmas.

Speaker 5 (07:58):
Wow, this is a I guess you're gonna go in
strike in your Amazon Today's day.

Speaker 7 (08:01):
Today's the day, all right, Well.

Speaker 5 (08:03):
They need to take care of them. They're very important
to us.

Speaker 7 (08:06):
Okay, very important to us.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
And finally, if you're trying to relax, apparently you shouldn't
get too much solitude. Research from Oregon State University and
the Ohio State University finds intense solitude, like hiking in
a forest, is not nearly as good as reading in
a cafe or listening to music while commuting or the radio.

Speaker 7 (08:26):
Like us.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
Well, it finds that less complete solitude is better at
restoring energy and maintaining a feeling of connection while you're
isolating just a little bit, say when you're completely alone,
then you actually shockingly start to feel lonely.

Speaker 7 (08:40):
They say.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
The findings are the same for extroverts and introverts, So
think about that when you're looking for some solitude.

Speaker 7 (08:46):
And those are your three things.

Speaker 5 (08:47):
You guys, are ready for your Thursday?

Speaker 13 (08:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (08:50):
I'm sorry. Are you ready for your food news Thursday?

Speaker 14 (08:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Interview?

Speaker 5 (08:55):
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Speaker 1 (09:33):
The greatest morning show is up.

Speaker 5 (09:35):
Stay with us. I promise it'll get worse.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Elvisturan in the Morning Show all right.

Speaker 5 (09:40):
We're still working feverishly to get Danielle all connected. We'll
get her on in a few minutes. I'm sure we
had a great time at out. Well, I'm assuming we
had a great time at our holiday party yesterday, to
our lunch. Yeah, over at Bad Roman. Is it Bad Roman?
A great restaurant. It's so fun. We should have missed you, Froggy.
We missed you at lunch yesterday.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Oh, I was there in spirit. I was, I saw
the pictures. I was thinking about you, guys. I'm sure
it was awesome. We had a good time. Let's see
where do I start.

Speaker 5 (10:11):
Well, first of all, let's make it very clear for
the next party we throw. You were not allowed, in
any shape or form. You are not allowed to bring
a karaoke machine? Why?

Speaker 7 (10:23):
Why?

Speaker 11 (10:23):
Shut?

Speaker 7 (10:24):
What was that fun?

Speaker 1 (10:26):
You know?

Speaker 5 (10:27):
It just wasn't the place. It was a It was
a public restaurant.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
I submit that, in fact was because we were in
a private room and the people next to us were
so much louder than us, and you couldn't even hear
our karaoke, couldn't.

Speaker 5 (10:39):
Even well, they were allowed they were loud because our
karaoke was so loud. I'm convinced.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
No.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
I asked our lovely waiter Roosevelt, who was amazing and
treated us so nicely. I said, we're we're a problem.
He said, you guys were one of the easiest parties
we've ever had. I said, was a karaoke a issue?
He said, nope, absolutely not.

Speaker 5 (10:53):
All right, well, Roosevelt, thank you. He was he was awesome.
They were all awesome.

Speaker 6 (10:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (10:58):
Yeah, And did you guys enjoy a playing around with
your hot wheels shot glasses?

Speaker 7 (11:02):
Hell? Yeah, maybe one. Maybe one's in my purse. I
don't know.

Speaker 5 (11:06):
Yeah, I think they plan on stealing those. By the way,
if you go to Bad Roman in New York City,
do not steal the shot glasses, do not.

Speaker 7 (11:14):
Now.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
Are the bartender that we were talking to he puts
them together himself.

Speaker 5 (11:18):
Yeah, he hot glues shot glasses to hot wheels, and he.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Said, if there's any defect, go ahead and bring the
stolen shot glass back and he'll fix it.

Speaker 5 (11:26):
Yeah, if you break them, he'll redo them. Anyway, everything
was great, the food was awesome. Bad Roman is an
amazing time. Scary You had a good time, right, I
really did. I loved it.

Speaker 9 (11:36):
I love the roney cups, the little pepperoni. We put
the ranch in dressing it, and the and the lemon cheesecake.
What a surprise at the end. It's in the shape
of a lemon that looks like a like a plastic lemon,
but then you smack it with the back of a
spoon and it's.

Speaker 5 (11:48):
Just take inside. Yeah, look at that.

Speaker 9 (11:51):
And you're a great host, Elvis you seriously, you you
go to such great lengths on all fronts. I just
want to say personally, thank you, and then I'm such
a great host. And don't bring a karaoke machine.

Speaker 7 (12:01):
Got it so far?

Speaker 5 (12:05):
I know you shouldn't put yourself through that. Nate had
a good time. I saw you having a good time
talking at people were hanging out. Food was fantastic. I
can't get over that.

Speaker 10 (12:15):
That rabolo, which I learned is one big ravioli, right,
that was so good. And like Skeery said, it looked
like a lemon, but it was cheesecake.

Speaker 5 (12:27):
I wouldsane. Yeah, what will they think of next? Anyway?
Thank you bad Roman, but thank you guys, especially thank
you for the special gift you gave me. I appreciate
that very much. As you know, Daddy loves his wine.
I'll tell you everyone listening. They gave me a box
of wine for the refrigerator. It's fabulous. It's a big box.
I mean it's a big box. It's gonna last me

(12:48):
at least three days. It's awesome. Is it like water
cooler size? Is that what we I didn't see?

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (12:53):
Absolutely, yeah, three days worth? Right there? Baby, All right,
let's get into the horoscopes. Producer, Sam, did you have
a good time?

Speaker 1 (12:59):
I did.

Speaker 7 (12:59):
I love how it started.

Speaker 15 (13:00):
Didn't have like this tower of cocktails and an esthetically
ombra pleasing color.

Speaker 7 (13:06):
I had to sample them all. Oh, it was delightful.

Speaker 5 (13:08):
It was unbelievable. Yeah, it's bad Roman, check it out.
All right, Who are you doing these horsecopes with? It
must be Froggy, it must be.

Speaker 7 (13:15):
It's food noose Thursday.

Speaker 5 (13:16):
Here we go, let's do it. Frog.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
If you celebrate a birthday today, you are celebrating with
yourself and Jonah Hill. So happy birthday, Capricorn. You're feeling
dispassionate about what you're working on.

Speaker 15 (13:27):
Oh no, oh you wat Froggy, Yes, I sent you
Tomorrow's Tomorrow's Jonahs Hill's birthday. Oh no, this is epically tragic.

Speaker 7 (13:35):
Hold on.

Speaker 5 (13:36):
Wait seventeen seconds.

Speaker 7 (13:37):
Froggy freestyle.

Speaker 5 (13:38):
It just makes what do we just not do it
the birthdays and just do the Horsecopes pretend pretend they're today.

Speaker 15 (13:43):
Froggy, you now have today's because we can't do that
to our listeners.

Speaker 13 (13:46):
Have the it is there.

Speaker 15 (13:48):
You go, Okay, Jonah, you wait twenty four hours, buddy,
all right, here we go.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
If you celebrate a birthday, say let's start this over.
You're celebrating with Jake, Jillanall and Alyssa Milano. So happy birthday, Capricorn.
Express your thoughts how you must just be mindful they
may hurt somebody's feelings.

Speaker 5 (14:04):
Your day's a nine Aquarius.

Speaker 15 (14:06):
Conquer challenges with confidence, even if you're not feeling certain
about them.

Speaker 7 (14:09):
Use your main character energy.

Speaker 5 (14:11):
Your day's a ten Pisces.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
Avoid overlooking information, Always read the fine print and double
check everything.

Speaker 5 (14:17):
Your day's a six Aries.

Speaker 15 (14:19):
Don't wait for opportunities to come to you. You've got
to go out and chase them.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
Your day's an eight Taurus. Take a break from the
chaos of work. A mental health day will be more
valuable than you can imagine. Your day's a seven.

Speaker 7 (14:30):
Hey, jem and I.

Speaker 15 (14:31):
Reflect on all your achievements from this year. It'll be
a great way to end twenty twenty four.

Speaker 13 (14:35):
Your days of seven cancer.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
You're already putting in the work, but it will take
a while to experience the results.

Speaker 5 (14:40):
Your day is an eight Leo.

Speaker 15 (14:42):
Reconnecting with someone from your past can bring you inspiration.
Just remember to avoid some of those old habits. Your
day's a nine Virgo.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
Breaking out of old cycles. Does it just happen overnight?
Take baby steps. Your day is a five Libra.

Speaker 15 (14:55):
You are in the process of becoming a new person.
Don't feel embarrassed if your perspective has Changedy's nine Scorpio.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
Gather your thoughts on paper. You're tricking yourself into thinking
you'll remember later.

Speaker 15 (15:05):
Your day is an eight and finally, Sagittarius, embrace the
aspects of yourself that are hidden. It'll deliver you a
new sense of freedom. Your days a six, and those
are your Thursday morning horoscopes.

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we love our pets, you know what. I was just
cling up with Olie and Max a little earlier before

(15:37):
I came in to do the show. I'm thinking, you
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Elvis when you're checking out. All right, Danielle is not
coming up next. We're still trying to get her on.
She's watching us all on the zoom camera from home. Yeah,
and says she's she sees us laughing and having a
good time. She's asking if we could just tone it down. Sure,
she's a little pissed.

Speaker 6 (16:51):
Off that.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
Hold on, someone's in here, Santa?

Speaker 16 (16:55):
Why are you pooping in my house?

Speaker 5 (16:57):
Trying to eat lots of cookies and sometimes.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
That Merry Christmas from Elvis ter Ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (17:09):
Hey it's Teddy Slims. Hey it's Billy eilsh what's up y'all?

Speaker 1 (17:12):
On Beyonce wishing everyone a very merry Christmas. Elvista ran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (17:20):
All right, Well, at the end of the year, time
to clean house. Well, okay, here's the thing. All morning,
Danielle is at home because we're leaving as soon as
the show's over. The fly to Miami for the weekend
and it's jingle ball weekend, so excited, so we can't
get her equipment to work. So do you have her
own hole? Scary? Can we talk to her? Hello, Danielle? Hello, Hello,

(17:43):
there you are. Oh we miss you.

Speaker 12 (17:46):
I miss you, guys. I can see your mouths moving
in zoom, but I can't hear you.

Speaker 5 (17:51):
Okay. If it looks like we're happy on zoom, we're not.
We're not happy at all. The most miserable miserable shows anyway. Yes, well,
so are you packed ready to join me as my
seat mate on the flight to Miami?

Speaker 12 (18:07):
I am, I am very I'm very excited. I'm all
packed and ready to go. And I thought it would
be easier to do the show this way, and I
guess I was mistake.

Speaker 5 (18:16):
Okay, well, we'll do our best to figure this out. Yes,
Froggy may have a solution.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
Yes, Froggy, Danielle, I wanted you to know, because you
won't believe anybody else they tell you. Elvis was going
to play your song to start the show. We're going
to play what's it called Candy Cane Lane, But since
you weren't here, we didn't want to waste it and
you wouldn't hear it, so I just sat.

Speaker 5 (18:38):
I get points for that his credit.

Speaker 12 (18:40):
That sounds really good, But I don't believe you.

Speaker 5 (18:43):
No true, we had it ready to go Danielle. Well,
what I what I said was let's not waste it.
If Danielle's not here. What I meant to say was
if she's not here, then good god, we don't have
to play it.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
Serril was so upset he was gonna have to play
it too. He was like, I got Candy Kinlane ready.

Speaker 5 (19:03):
That song? What is that song?

Speaker 16 (19:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (19:08):
It's Cia and she has a lot of really cool
Christmas songs and one of them is Candy kan Lane
and she sings about Candy saying, no Candy Calan with me.
It's really cute.

Speaker 5 (19:18):
Oh boy.

Speaker 12 (19:20):
Yeah, guys, we are fans.

Speaker 5 (19:22):
We do. We love to see you, all right. Speaking
of I'm trying, I'm trying to come come up with
a song that's in my head and I hear it
on you know light f M when I play Christmas
music every year. But I don't know the name of it.
I don't even know the words. It's a it's a
woman singing. It's sort of a jazzy song. He goes,
it's a Christmas time, keep calling. I know Nate looks

(19:51):
like he recognized it. And then it goes, it's a
did he anyone?

Speaker 2 (20:04):
Should we go fetch one of the people from light
FM and hummet to them.

Speaker 5 (20:09):
No one's down there on vacation. They just pushed the
Christmas button and they leave. Apparently Cobby is here, is
coining to Scottie b We'll call Cobby.

Speaker 7 (20:21):
Yeah, Scotty is running and I bet he's playing.

Speaker 5 (20:24):
Do you hear what I hear right now?

Speaker 7 (20:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (20:29):
Is it? I don't know, Well, I don't know. It
sounds very feeling. No, No, that's the holiday.

Speaker 7 (20:35):
Okay, we're gonna get away from it. Now.

Speaker 5 (20:37):
That's the holiday season, not the holiday feel. The holiday
feeling is you've got that holiday feeling. That's Stephen eating.
You know that's not no scary stop it. I'm having it's.

Speaker 13 (20:53):
And you don't know.

Speaker 10 (20:53):
Any more than that.

Speaker 7 (20:55):
No, did you hum it to Google?

Speaker 5 (20:59):
You can I do that? Hold on? Yeah, what is
this song?

Speaker 3 (21:05):
There's no freaking way it's going to figure it out?

Speaker 5 (21:13):
That crazy she's working on it, working on it? Are
you using Google? Gemini? If it's a woman, shouldn't you
sound like a woman when you sing it. She's still trying.
Are here?

Speaker 7 (21:27):
Oh my gosh, I don't know she's.

Speaker 5 (21:31):
No, she says, no song found?

Speaker 8 (21:32):
All right.

Speaker 5 (21:32):
I don't even know if those are the words. I
just know it's sounds like a sesame streak.

Speaker 7 (21:42):
To a listener is going to get where?

Speaker 5 (21:45):
Where? Where? Where's Where's Cobby? I thought he's coming in.

Speaker 7 (21:49):
I saw him both.

Speaker 5 (21:50):
He's what Scotty he's on. He's on the air.

Speaker 17 (21:53):
They're talking about Christmas or something. I texted him, so
hopefully he comes down.

Speaker 5 (21:57):
Okay, well this is happening. Okay, Daniel? Okay, So Dan,
are you packed for Miami? Are you ready to go?

Speaker 12 (22:02):
I am ready to go. I have, like, you know,
little bits to put in right before I leave, but
I've been ready. Is everyone else packed?

Speaker 5 (22:09):
Hold on a question? Are you doing a carry on?
You're not packed? You're not checking your luggage?

Speaker 6 (22:14):
Right?

Speaker 12 (22:15):
No, of course, I'm okay.

Speaker 5 (22:16):
So let me just tell you what's going on. I
said yesterday, God, you know what, maybe if you guys
will check your your bag, I can check mine and
we can take more stuff. And you're like yelling at
me and Gandhi especially no Duran no, we want to
get off the plane and go right to the car
and go to the right. So then I get a
text from gandhi last night, Danielle. Hey, by the way,

(22:39):
maybe by chance, are you checking your bag? And really?
Oh boy, so you're pushing it now?

Speaker 12 (22:49):
Are we checking bags? Are we checking bags?

Speaker 13 (22:51):
Now?

Speaker 2 (22:51):
Wait a minute, No, I refuse to check a bag
over my dead I'm not checking a bag.

Speaker 7 (22:57):
Checking a bag is the worst. However, my get stuffed
to the brim. All right, seems go, we'll see.

Speaker 5 (23:06):
Yeah, all right, all right, you.

Speaker 12 (23:07):
Want me to do my report over the phone.

Speaker 5 (23:10):
Here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna, we're gonna, we're
gonna time for the report. I don't think we should
do it next. Okay, we're gonna do it next. But
we're gonna do is. We're gonna put you on hold
so you can listen to us on the phone, but
we can hear you over the microphone.

Speaker 7 (23:25):
I love this.

Speaker 12 (23:26):
Oh okay, that's cool. I like that.

Speaker 5 (23:29):
All right, all right, so we'll do that next. What
do you have coming up in your report on the microphone?

Speaker 12 (23:34):
Were Billie Eilas says that she had a lot of
great sex. This year, and oh my gosh, did you
hear about these artists that were caught in miss using
pandemic relief funds?

Speaker 1 (23:46):
On the way Christmas from mister in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (23:51):
Christmas and Hanukah right around the corner. No need to
panic because Macy's is always convenient. Get all your shopping
done and a little something for yourself too. Let Macy's
be your guide to gifting. Shop now at Macy's dot
com or visit your local Macy's.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, is that awful?

Speaker 5 (24:14):
You have this song in your head and you can't
get rid of it? Well, it's it's one thing if
you have a song in your head and it's an earworm,
you can't get rid of it into a song. You know.
I have a song in my head. It's going on
and on and I don't know it. It's event anyway.
Brannon in Chicago, Hello Brannon, I love Chicago so much.

(24:35):
How you doing?

Speaker 7 (24:37):
I'm good?

Speaker 8 (24:37):
Thanks?

Speaker 17 (24:38):
How are you?

Speaker 5 (24:39):
What a great city you're waking up in today? Hey, listen,
what song am I talking about? What is that? I
think that you're talking about?

Speaker 1 (24:48):
Dean Martin's It's a marshmallow World it's a marshmallow the
world is in the winter.

Speaker 5 (24:54):
It's more than wonderful time is that? It's we have
a marshmallow world. This is okay, we'll push the button.
Darlee Love's version, Darlene Love. Oh, I think Dean Martin's
better because he's a he was a functioning alcoholic. Hold on,
I don't know, Brandon. Let me give it a second here. Oh,

(25:16):
I've heard this before. That isn't it? Though? That's not it?
Good song though? Wow, what a great song though? Oh

(25:36):
my god, Okay, let's thank you scary scary, scary, scary.
I love the words, though, Brandon, It's a marshmallow world
in the winter. It's a whip queen day. Oh god,
it's so fattening full of lactose. Well, look, Brandon, that's
not it. But but I do love that song. Brandon.
What is your favorite holiday song? Do you do you
have one? Well, I'm great on Halloween.

Speaker 8 (26:00):
Anything from Nightmare Before It's Christmas.

Speaker 5 (26:02):
Oh my god, you're in daniel Yeah, Danielle, right.

Speaker 17 (26:08):
That's right, all right, yeah, I think I like them.

Speaker 5 (26:13):
All right, Well, thank you. Marshmallow World is not the
way you know, a lot of people guess that, but
that's not it. Thank you, though, Brandon, You're great and
I hope you have a great weekend, well almost weekend. Okay,
all right, thanks, thank you. Love Chicago, I love Chicago.
I love that they're listening to us in Chicago. They
should be listening to they should be listening to Brother Fred.
But we'll take it, all right. So do you have

(26:36):
it scary? Did you find it? I found I found
the one that we think it is. Did do you
think it is it? Well? If it's if it's the
song that you were saying earlier than I think, yes.

Speaker 11 (26:47):
We have.

Speaker 5 (26:48):
Oh my god, okay, it's let's see. This is it?
Oh my god, this is it? Okay, here is this?

Speaker 15 (26:59):
This is it?

Speaker 7 (27:00):
This smiss time is here?

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Here we go that time? Time you with me?

Speaker 6 (27:07):
You w me?

Speaker 7 (27:12):
Christmas fao sasnow?

Speaker 5 (27:18):
Oh my god, a key chat. Oh I'm tripping. I'm
tripping right here. It's moid this before you've heard this right?
This isn't a movie, it could be. Okay, that's good,

(27:40):
that's good. It's the South Soul Orchestra with Denise Montana.
Merry Christmas, all who knew? Not even a hit.

Speaker 7 (27:47):
I like it, though, we shall play it.

Speaker 5 (27:49):
It's Amy Daniel. You've heard that before?

Speaker 13 (27:52):
Right?

Speaker 5 (27:52):
Have you heard that before?

Speaker 16 (27:53):
I love it.

Speaker 5 (27:54):
Let's get into the Danielle Report. Let's go while gone,
he looks up the movies that that song could be in. Daniel,
It's so good to have you back. Now you're listening
to us in your phone, but talking to us on
your microphone.

Speaker 16 (28:07):
Right, So I'm gonna take the phone away from my
head a little bit because if not, I'm coming back
at myself.

Speaker 5 (28:12):
Okay, are you not a fan of you?

Speaker 1 (28:15):
Not? Really?

Speaker 5 (28:16):
Okay, Okay, all right, well here we go, you sir,
but if we try to talk to you, you won't hear us.

Speaker 16 (28:22):
Well no, I can hear you, but you'll you'll just
hear it like you're in the distance.

Speaker 5 (28:26):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 16 (28:27):
It's okay, all right. So Hondah and Jenna Bush they
are ringing in the new year with their own two
hour special. It's going to be called a Toast to
twenty twenty four. It's gonna be starting at nine pm
Eastern on December thirty first. And let me tell you,
they are bringing the celebrity guests to the table, Snoop Doll,
Kristin Chenna with Howie Mandel, Joe McHale, Martha Stewart. I mean,

(28:48):
the list goes on and on. There must be like
fifty people on this list that's going to show up
for this, and then right after that they're gonna do
the day drinking with Seth Meyers New Year's Eve special.
So you may want to stick around. Sounds like it
might be a natural, pretty cool night over there. All right.
So mister Beast rented out the Egyptian Pyramids. I did

(29:10):
not think you were allowed to rent out the Egyptian Pyramids, crazy,
but apparently you can. He rented them for a hundred hours,
and he said he's gonna do a video where they
let me explore anywhere I want in the pyramids. And
he says, they're gonna sleep there, they're gonna find secrets,
they're gonna go through all the rooms, they're gonna go
through the tombs, and I guess we'll see what happens.

(29:30):
I think it's kind of weird that they rented it
out to him, but okay, I.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Mean they could damage like ancient, amazing pieces of history.

Speaker 5 (29:38):
Oh no, that's mister Beast is very careful when it
comes to Pyramids.

Speaker 16 (29:43):
Oh I bet yeah, no is he? Oh my gosh?
All right, if you watch Dancing with the Stars, you
know Jen and Sasha there were rumors that the two
of them were dating when they were partners. Well, it
looks like they are dating, and a lot of people
are excited about that. They have been seen together out
in about and a lot of people are like, uh huh,
we like what's going on there. So Ariana Grande and

(30:04):
Cynthia Arrivo would love to perform together at the Oscars.
Will it happen? The songs are not nominated for Best
Original Song this year, but Arianna is saying, look, if
they want us, we will still show up and sing together.
So we'll see if that happens. So this is kind
of crazy. During the twenty twenty pandemic, the government provided
grants to the recording industry since live performances were no

(30:27):
longer in option. Well, there's a new report out from
Business Insider saying that many artists misuse the relief funds.
They're saying that Chris Brown received a ten million dollar grant,
that he kept five point one million, and that he
spent the others on a birthday party, which included models
wearing body paint, bottle service, all kinds of other stuff.

(30:48):
They said that Steve Aoki received two point four million
and he paid himself one point nine million. Lil Wayne's
name is on the list, so a lot of people's
name on the list for this not a cool thing.
So I guess maybe some investigations will be happening. And
Billie Eilish, last year, she said, looking forward to twenty
twenty four, one of the things she wanted to do
was have good sex. So now she's sitting down with

(31:11):
Vanity Fair for an interview about how the year went,
and she gave the thumbs up to the good sex.

Speaker 5 (31:16):
So we don't know now how she had it.

Speaker 16 (31:18):
Had good sex.

Speaker 5 (31:19):
She had sex for her thumbs, but yeah, thumbs.

Speaker 16 (31:23):
So not with her thumbs. She just gave the thumbs
up when they asked he about it. Oh, I don't
think she had sex with her thumbs.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
I'm not sure though.

Speaker 7 (31:31):
Maybe.

Speaker 16 (31:33):
And let's see tonight the Chargers, the Broncos. You've got
the Great Christmas Light Fight. It is the season finale.
You also have Manhat, Luigi Mangione and the CEO murder
on twenty twenty it is a special you may want
to watch that and Beast Games the series premiere of
Beast Games. That is the Mister Beat's reality show over
on Amazon, and that is my Danielle report.

Speaker 5 (31:52):
Yeah. Look, last thing I want to do is glorify
Luigi Mangioni whatever. So many people are coming out of
the woodwork, and I don't know how many of these
are true, and they're all saying they've all done him.
Have you seen this? Oh yeah, there's a lot of
people coming out. A lot of guys are coming out
saying that they went to Penn when he went or whatever,
and they had sex with him. What are you doing?
Why would you want to admit this even if you did?

(32:13):
Even if what are you doing?

Speaker 7 (32:15):
Because people love this guy?

Speaker 5 (32:17):
I know's weird.

Speaker 7 (32:18):
No one wants to admit it, but they do.

Speaker 5 (32:21):
They do. Yeah, And I know it's kind of odd
to me that people are coming out and saying, oh, yeah,
I did him, and they describe everything. I'm really Oh,
would it make you feel more important in the world
if you could try to convince people that you had
sex with someone who murdered someone. I don't know. I'm

(32:41):
trying to put the pieces together.

Speaker 7 (32:43):
I gotta be honest.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
I would tell you, guys if that was the case,
if one of us had sex with Luigia MANGIONI, we
would totally have told each other.

Speaker 7 (32:50):
Yeah, of course we would have.

Speaker 16 (32:51):
And I don't think I would be going around like
so proud of it, like I have no order.

Speaker 5 (32:55):
I'd be so embarrassed.

Speaker 16 (33:00):
Chris, did you guys talk about what we found out
yesterday at the Christmas party?

Speaker 1 (33:06):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (33:06):
Are we allowed to talk about that?

Speaker 5 (33:08):
What?

Speaker 16 (33:09):
Nothing about scary making out with Kesha back in the day?

Speaker 5 (33:12):
Oh my god? What was see? He says he made
out whether and then by the end of the story
it was like, no, it was just a quick peck
on the cheek. I'm like, okay, what was it now?
What what happened?

Speaker 9 (33:22):
It was like three seconds two seconds long.

Speaker 5 (33:24):
It was slight tongue.

Speaker 9 (33:25):
It was at an after party. First it was it
was the early two thousands or something.

Speaker 16 (33:30):
I don't know, because Deanna and I asked if there
was tongue and he said there was no.

Speaker 5 (33:34):
He just said, slight tongue. That's what he just said.

Speaker 9 (33:38):
It wasn't elongated, It wasn't like it wasn't a long session.

Speaker 5 (33:43):
Wait, hold on, what wasn't the long Gate. It was
she was can you just tell us? Can you tell them?
Where were you? What was going on?

Speaker 9 (33:52):
It was like an after show party or something CNL
after party, after after party was like four or five
o'clock in the morning. It was two thousand and nine,
and it was just like quick and it was like
she was like stumbling. She didn't even know she was
kidding anyone.

Speaker 5 (34:07):
So she was okay, hold on, she was obliterated. She
was out of her mind. So was I okay. And
it was in the middle of a party. It wasn't
like in a in a dark alley or something, in
a room full of people. It was a hog. It
was an embrace tongue, just a little slight slight slight tongue. Hey,

(34:27):
you know, we're celebrating the fact that we're flying down
in Miami. We're getting ready for jingle Ball on Saturday.
We're leaving this morning after the show, and uh, therefore
we were going to take food news from Froggy and
do it earlier so we can get it on. When
do you want to get it on? Hey, Nate, when
are we getting it on? We're gonna get it on
next just like skin what to day to day?

Speaker 18 (34:52):
Christmas is almost here? What's this going on here?

Speaker 19 (35:05):
Alf elf?

Speaker 16 (35:09):
Elfboy, it's an elf orgie, dear.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
Care to join us?

Speaker 18 (35:14):
Well, it has been a long day.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
Merry Christmas from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (35:30):
Christmas, I love you.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
I listened to you every single morning.

Speaker 16 (35:37):
Have a great holiday.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
Merry Christmas from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (35:43):
Well, I hope you had a chance to cozy up
with iHeartRadio's jingle Ball last night on ABC. Apparently a
lot of people watched there. They had a segment where
I was standing in front of Christmas trees introducing someone.
I don't even know what it was. I don't remember,
and someone sent me a still photo of me. I
said while I said, wow, you look great. I look
like hammered dog. Crap. Oh my god, Oh no, idea Sunday.

(36:08):
I'll send it to your right now. I'm not gonna
post it. I was like, oh my god, this is
why I'm on radio. I'm not on TV because of that.
But they said that the performances were pretty excellent and
as always, Ryan Seacrest looked dashing. So there's that. I
think we have some sound from last night. That's coming
up with a Garrett with sound in a second. But

(36:29):
as you know, it is Food News Thursday. You guys
ready for it? Froggy you ready for it. Let's go,
Let's do d all right, let's do it. What do
you have today? Frog? All right?

Speaker 3 (36:42):
Oreo is coming in hot in twenty twenty five. They
are going to give us six, yes, six new flavors
in early twenty twenty five. It all begins on December
twenty sixth, the day after Christmas. We will get the
Oreo Game Day cookies. These cookies feature these signature chocolate
cookie with five new football themed embossments on top, so

(37:02):
it's an Oreo cookie for football season. Next on the
list Oreo Loaded, which will be on shelves January third.
These cookies feature the signature Oreo chocolate cooking with the
original megastuff level cream and they're loaded with bits of
real Oreo cookie pieces inside of the cream. So that's
coming called Oreo Loaded in January. Also in January, we're

(37:22):
getting golden Oreo cakesters. You remember the soft Oreos the cakesters,
they were like yeah, they were basically yeah, like a
chocolate little piece of cake with cream and then a
cake on the bottom. Yet we're getting golden ones of those.
Also January third, Oreo Irish cream thins, and we're getting
two frozen treats. We're getting Oreo Frozen treat Oreo Bites
and Oreo Mini Bars. So lots of new stuff coming

(37:45):
from Oreo December twenty sixth and in January. So yesterday
Elvis told us this that a Taco Bell is giving
us brand new crispy chicken nuggets. They're marinated in halapen
yo buttermilk, brinded with tortilla chips and paired with three
bowl dipping sauces and gandhi. I know nobody loves dipping
sauce more than you, So these are your options now

(38:06):
for dipping sauces with the limited time chicken nuggets at
Taco Bell. It is zesty jalapeno honey mustard, the Signature
Bell sauce, or spicy Hidden Valley Fire Ranch sauce.

Speaker 7 (38:18):
Oh yeah, how do you choose one? All three?

Speaker 5 (38:20):
Exactly? All sound good?

Speaker 2 (38:21):
All?

Speaker 5 (38:21):
Are you guys going? Are you okay? If I report
back to you as soon as I can have the
Taco Bell chicken tenders, I'm so excited.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
Yeah, yeah, no, please do. Also, ready, McDonald's is doing
something pretty cool. Starting this past Tuesday all the way
through the end of this year. You can get ten
chicken McNuggets for just one dollar. Customers can redeem the
offer once a week in the app once again until
December thirtieth. Oh, if you like your McDonald's chicken McNuggets,
make sure you get those for.

Speaker 5 (38:50):
One dollar for ten of them through the app.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
And last story Goldfish giving us three new delicious flavors
in the new year as well Goldfish Grams. They're unveiling
three new flavors Strawberry Shortcake, Vanilla Cupcake, and Cinnamon Roll
and they will be available in stores as a p
so you may see some stores now, but they said
they'll start in the week before Christmas, so they should

(39:13):
be in stores now. You ready for the countdown? Yes,
it is the most popular Christmas desserts in the United States.

Speaker 5 (39:21):
Oh wow, okay, hey.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
The first one we're gonna fight over is how I
say it. It's fine. I'm from the South, so I
call it peacn pie pea can. No, you don't pee
in a can, it's pecan No, it's peacan pea can pie.
Number five, number four, All right, all right, it's your countdown.
Tira Massou coming in at number four, Oh wow, oh okay.

(39:43):
Number three red velvet cake, Oh so good. Number two
sugar cookies, hell yeah. And number one make sure you
put a little whip cream on it. Pumpkin pie coming
in at number one. Wo hmmm is yours not on there?

Speaker 5 (40:06):
Elvis?

Speaker 3 (40:06):
Well, I don't know, but no one eats fruit cake, no, no, no.
The rest of the list was biscatti or is it?
Number six? My carrot cake is a favorite? And rice
put what's wrong with the rice pudding? I don't like
rice pudding.

Speaker 5 (40:21):
I'm sorry you're heaving at the thought of rice puddingding.
I need figgie pudding, No talk toffee toffee pudding. Those
are more Christmas e to me than those other things,
don't you think.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
Yeah, red petting looks like somebody vomited.

Speaker 5 (40:40):
Oh thanks, Froggy.

Speaker 16 (40:42):
Spot isn't spotted dick pudding or something.

Speaker 5 (40:45):
You eat that year round? Daniel? Yeah, yeah, spotted dick
can be enjoyed on the beach, if you enjoyed in
the back of a car or whatever anywhere you know,
and you can and it's great in the can Uh,
it always comes in the can. Well, yeah, high sells
it in the can. We've had it. Remember that day
we opened their can of spotted dick and we just
ravaged it. Remember that it is sort of pudding ish.

(41:09):
It is very British. I believe spotted dick it is.
It is a spongey. How about how about treacle pie?
Is it treacle cake? Treacle? You've had that? Right?

Speaker 7 (41:22):
How do you spell?

Speaker 5 (41:23):
Danielle? You're married to a brit You should.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
I have heard of it.

Speaker 5 (41:28):
I think it's featured in Harry Potter as a matter
of fact, treacle treacle pudding, treacle pudding.

Speaker 10 (41:34):
It's a syrup. Uh, it's it's a British term for
a syrup made from sugar cane that's uncrystallized. That as
a rich, dark flavor.

Speaker 5 (41:43):
Right, it's like a molasses fish thing and they make
cakes and puddings out of it. All right, I'm sorry
enough of that. So what was number one holiday dessert
pumpkin pie? Or is that called punk punkin? All right,
and there you go, and there's your food news, Thank
you news. All right, let's get into so maybe we'll
argue about the stuff there too. I don't know.

Speaker 20 (42:03):
All right, So let's start with last night's I Heard
Radio jingle Ball on ABC some performances. We'll start off
with Meghan Trainer and Jimmy Fallon do a little rat
me up? Okay, Jimmy Hitton knows high notes right there,

(42:24):
and then we move over to Gracy Abrams.

Speaker 13 (42:26):
This is close to you.

Speaker 5 (42:38):
I love her.

Speaker 20 (42:40):
Still the coolest moment watching the gardens sing along to
the song word for word right there. All right, Now
we move over to TikTok while it's still around. This
woman realized that most of the men's holiday guideless of
like what to buy guys this holiday season are very basic?

Speaker 15 (42:57):
Okay, guys for men always make it seem like they're
four men that have just spawned in like it's their
first dandplanet.

Speaker 7 (43:03):
Earthing's like a.

Speaker 5 (43:03):
Water bottle, a wallet, a jacket, perhaps some underwear.

Speaker 16 (43:06):
I saw one that was saying, every man needs a
good razor?

Speaker 1 (43:09):
Is he new here?

Speaker 13 (43:11):
It's very true that like those are very basic gifts
for guys.

Speaker 5 (43:14):
Okay, okay, well hold on. Then if someone came up
to you today today Garrett said, okay, or your family,
what do you want for Christmas? What would you say? Uh,
probably all that. See, I would say underwear right right.
But if you haves Danielle what she wants, she wants, Oh,
she has a list the size of a tanker truck
of things she wants and needs. I don't know.

Speaker 20 (43:35):
I would say underwear, it's true. Yeah, and you know
I'll throw underwear too. My mom gets me.

Speaker 5 (43:38):
Underwear every year. So anyone else underwear? Nate. Does anyone
care about what we're talking about at all? Anyone else?

Speaker 2 (43:44):
I do, because it's impossible to buy things for guys
because of these stupid guide books.

Speaker 7 (43:48):
It's like, here's a pocket knife. What are they going
to do with that? There's a lot of knife sets involved.

Speaker 5 (43:52):
I would love a pocket knife.

Speaker 7 (43:53):
What are you gonna do with a pocket knife?

Speaker 5 (43:55):
Whittle? I would whittle.

Speaker 7 (43:56):
You would stat yourself immediately.

Speaker 5 (43:59):
I'd be whittling.

Speaker 19 (44:02):
You exactly.

Speaker 5 (44:06):
Whatever a stick, I'm gonna whittle. What about you, scary?
What do you want for Christmas? Seriously? What do you
What do you need? What do you want? I don't
really need anything. I told you guys this the other day.
I don't know. I don't want anything. I don't see
that's the thing I need for nothing, But I think guys,
we go for the things we need, and a lot
of you, Daniel and Gandhi, I think you go for

(44:27):
the things that God that would be really fantastic to
have that would be awesome, because I.

Speaker 16 (44:31):
Feel like for Christmas, I want something that I wouldn't
buy myself, right you know, like I would buy myself
underwear for sure.

Speaker 5 (44:37):
Right now.

Speaker 7 (44:39):
Why aren't you guys buying underwear? That's a bigger question.

Speaker 5 (44:44):
Well, I don't know. Well, I guess I should buy
my underwear. Yes, what Danielle, What when.

Speaker 16 (44:50):
You wear undershirts and you get the yellow stains underneath
the armpits, is that your time to get new ones?
Or do you keep wearing them.

Speaker 5 (44:58):
I've never had a yellow stain. I've never had a
yellow stain under my pitch cut the sleeves off and
it's shirt. That's how you do it. I know what
I'm getting eight this year. You guys wear undershirts, yeah,
and I don't really sometimes Terry and I don't don't
wear We don't get stains under our white shirts because
we don't move. Okay, back to sound, back.

Speaker 20 (45:18):
To so this one's for Nate too. It's a very
dad joke. But a farmer telling his chicken a joke.

Speaker 19 (45:25):
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to
the other side?

Speaker 5 (45:36):
All right, thank you, all right, stupid chicken. All right.

Speaker 20 (45:41):
And then finally, imagine going to church in Nashville with
your family. You're sitting around, then all of a sudden,
someone takes the mic and it just so happens to
be Kerrie Underwood gone.

Speaker 5 (46:24):
Wow, girlfriend can sing in the church. Yeah, And I
thought about this clip.

Speaker 20 (46:29):
My mom would yell at me if I took my
phone out in church and started recording. Carrie Underwood. Put
that phone away right now, you're in church. She sounded awesome.
Good American Garrett, Thank you so much. Awesome, awesome. Let's
get into the three things we need to know from GANDHY.

Speaker 5 (46:42):
Hello spelled H A N D M.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
Please don't do that, Oh my god, especially if you're
emailing me.

Speaker 7 (46:49):
It's in the email anyway.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
The FAA is temporarily banning drones over several parts of
New Jersey, citing special security reasons. Unidentified identified drone sightings
have been rampant over the state in recent weeks. We
all know that it's been the talk of the town,
causing concern among many residents. While the federal government has
said they found no threat to national security. The FAA's

(47:12):
ban lasts through January seventeenth. There are some exceptions of
drone operators who get special permission from the government.

Speaker 7 (47:20):
Life expectancy in the US is on the rise.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
The report out today from the CDC found life expectancy.

Speaker 7 (47:26):
At birth averages about seventy eight point four years.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
That was in twenty twenty three, which is nearly a
year longer than in twenty twenty two. Experts say some
of that boost is the big recovery from the hit
that we took when more than one million Americans died
of COVID. And finally, the Supreme Court will hear arguments
over the upcoming TikTok ban. The law requires that Byteedance
either sell the app or be banned in the US,

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and it's set to go into effect on January nineteenth.
The company is asking the Supreme Court to block that
law while it appeals a lower court ruling that upheld it.
Oral arguments are set for January ten. President elect Donald
Trump has signaled that he may intervene and stop the
band once he's been sworn back into office, so we'll
see how all of that goes. And those are your
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Idiot, don't you always a scotch tape? I always tape
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Are screwed D batteries. A lot of toys are C batteries.

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Speaker 16 (51:34):
So Mary Mary and her husband run a party company
and he is hired to dress up a Santa this
time of year. Right, So she's always telling him, look,
you gotta watch your mouth around the kids, because one
day your mouth is going to get you in trouble.
So I'm calling as a very upset customer from a
party that he was hired.

Speaker 5 (51:53):
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Speaker 16 (51:55):
Hello, Yes, Hi, I'm looking for Seller.

Speaker 8 (51:58):
This is Seller Theater talking help you.

Speaker 16 (52:00):
Yes, Hi, my name is well I Sudden and you
guys sent over one of Santa's helpers to my house
the other day.

Speaker 4 (52:06):
Oh okay, how can I help you?

Speaker 16 (52:08):
Yeah, my seven year old son is crying because he
thinks Santa Claus hates him because of the guy you
sent over as Santa's helper.

Speaker 4 (52:15):
He thinks, I'm sorry.

Speaker 16 (52:16):
What Yeah, the guy that you sent over here for
the party told my kid and I quote, pull the
candy cane out of your butt.

Speaker 4 (52:26):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 16 (52:27):
Yeah, And now my son is crying. He says, Santa
hates me. I'm not going to get any presents for Christmas.
He is so upset he won't even come out of
his room. And I have you guys to thank for this.
I hired you to do a job and to make
the kids happy, and now my son is miserable.

Speaker 4 (52:40):
Now, I am, I am, I am, I'm so sorry.
What can I do for you to make everything right
for you?

Speaker 16 (52:47):
Well, I spent one hundred and fifty dollars on having
this Santa's helper there, so I want that back. And
then on top of it, you should compensate me for
other things. So another one hundred and fifty dollars, So
at least three hundred dollars. I see, come in my way.

Speaker 4 (52:59):
Okay, okay, let me alaus.

Speaker 16 (53:00):
Wait, I want a letter to my son from Santa
saying that he doesn't hate him and that he's going
to get presents on Chris.

Speaker 4 (53:06):
Okay, yes, obviously we can do that as well. Let
me take care of this and then I will call you.
I will call you right back.

Speaker 12 (53:12):
Fine, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 8 (53:14):
She is going to kill me, all right, you know.

Speaker 5 (53:18):
Right now.

Speaker 16 (53:19):
Okay, so now we're going to conference her in and
it's all you. I'm not here anymore.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
Okay, okay, R.

Speaker 4 (53:25):
Do you worked last week?

Speaker 11 (53:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (53:28):
Yeah, yeah, did anything out of the ordinary happen?

Speaker 8 (53:32):
No? Like actually when really really smoothing? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (53:36):
What about this?

Speaker 1 (53:37):
Maybe there was a kid that.

Speaker 4 (53:38):
You told him to take a candy cane out of
his butt?

Speaker 8 (53:40):
Oh yeah, you know I did say that to a kid.
One kid. She was crying. He wouldn't get over it,
your claws. He was crying because he ran out of
Reese's pieces that were ranting out to all his friends
and he wanted one. So I said, hey, pull the
candy cane out of your butt and get over it, okay,
and he did.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
He did.

Speaker 8 (53:59):
He stopped crying. So I don't see what's the problem.

Speaker 16 (54:01):
This is what the problem is.

Speaker 4 (54:02):
Now he goes home, he tells his mom, this is
what Santa Claus said to me, and he now thinks
that Santa Claus hates them, that he's not going to
get any presents.

Speaker 8 (54:11):
And you know what, I'm trying to teach the kid
a lesson. You can't understand that, Okay, and he's seven.

Speaker 4 (54:16):
Can we be clear on the fact that he's seven.
He's a kid.

Speaker 8 (54:18):
Yeah, and you know what, he's got to learn somebody
that he can't get away with everything. And what better
chance for me to teach that kid a lesson?

Speaker 4 (54:25):
Your telling them, well, it.

Speaker 8 (54:26):
Sounds like she needs to pull the candy cane out
of her butt. If I can write a life lesson
to one kid who now understands a life.

Speaker 4 (54:32):
Lesson, if you, I mean, if you don't have enough
candy in the bag, tell me to send.

Speaker 11 (54:37):
More candy in the bag.

Speaker 5 (54:39):
You know I'll do it.

Speaker 8 (54:40):
I mean, it's okay, this kid was a bread I know.
They're all spoiled.

Speaker 4 (54:45):
Their parents are spending ridiculous money to have you there
in playing Santa, So of course they're spoiled. It's still
your job to make them happy. Are you stupid?

Speaker 8 (54:55):
Are you stupid?

Speaker 12 (54:56):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (54:56):
Mary?

Speaker 8 (54:58):
What?

Speaker 1 (54:59):
Mary? This is Mary Mary.

Speaker 16 (55:02):
This is actually Danielle Monarrow from Elvis Durant in the
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Speaker 11 (56:11):
Thank you guys so much.

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Speaker 1 (56:20):
Are you?

Speaker 5 (56:21):
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Speaker 12 (56:23):
Honestly, I did most of my Christmas shopping already, but
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Well.

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I sure will sell all the way.

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the Danielle report. Now is this working? Can you hear us, Danielle?

Speaker 16 (56:59):
I can hear you on the phone. And then I
just talked to you on.

Speaker 5 (57:02):
The microphone Okay, Daniel's in her basement. She's only listening
to us. We're going to get into the Daniel Report now,
and then we have a very special special group of
actually they're family members now at this point. All the
way in. You know what, We've been talking a lot
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incredible gifts to give your friends and your family, a
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And I do believe, I do believe some money will
be changing hands in a few moments right here. It's
going to be a magical moment like we do every year.
All right, But first, Danielle, what's going on?

Speaker 1 (57:41):
All right?

Speaker 16 (57:41):
So the Hollywood Reporter came out with their Best Songs
of twenty twenty four. And I'm doing so many lists
at this time of year that sometimes I don't remember
which ones I did, but I'm pretty sure I didn't
do the Hollywood Reporter one. Anyway, they're saying that Kendrick
Lamar's Not Like Us was the number one song and
the best song of twenty twenty four. You guys, agree.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
What do you think?

Speaker 5 (58:01):
Huge song?

Speaker 16 (58:02):
Yep, huge song. So carnibi An Offset got into a
fight online again. This time she was accusing Offset of
following her to a night club in Miami as he
was celebrating his thirty third birthday. And then he hit back,
posting a photo from earlier in the day that showed
that they were together already. And then they went back
and forth and back and forth, and then she took
to social the fact that she wants him to sign

(58:23):
the divorce papers.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
Two are so messy situation, like we don't need.

Speaker 16 (58:30):
To hear all of this, Like some of this stuff
you should just keep to yourself.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
Well I think, hey, I don't mind it.

Speaker 16 (58:37):
Of course. Of course, So Jelly Roll has gotten some
pushback because he got to meet President elect Donald Trump
last month at the UFC three oh nine. So he
was talking on his wife's podcast about it, and he said,
there is not a chance in hell that I'm not
going to meet the President elect. If I would have
gotten a call to meet Joe Biden at any point,

(58:57):
he said, I would have stopped what I was doing
to go and eat him. That's the active president. I
wouldn't have cared what people thought, even what I think
about the policies, he says, meeting President Trump was cool.
He says, I don't really care about any polowback, I
get it, but the truth is it was just cool
to meet the president. So there you go. I mean,
I think a lot of people feel that way. If

(59:17):
you have a chance to go to the White House
or meet a president, you're gonna take it.

Speaker 5 (59:21):
Yeah, even if you didn't vote for him. It says,
this is the White House exactly.

Speaker 16 (59:25):
It's pretty cool. So Billie Eilish and her brother Phineas
did the coolest thing. They surprised a first grade class
at an elementary school in Los Angeles. They taught them
how to write a hit song. This is on the
episode of Celebrity Substitute, which you can actually see today
on YouTube and it has Amazon for filming school's wish

(59:45):
lists to support teachers and students. You know how we
love doing that, Well, they do it as well. So
they all sat down they wrote an original song called
I'm Just a Polar Bear, complete with Q cards, and
they had such a great time, and then they performed
the song with the kids, which is so cool. So
if you get a chance, you can see that today.
Let's see what are we watching. You've got the Chargers

(01:00:05):
of the Broncos going out of tonight, the mid season
finale of Ghosts, the Great Christmas Light Fight back to
back episode find out who won. If you are following
that one, of course, Manhunt Luigi Mangione and the CEO
Murder that's going on tonight, you might want to watch
that and Beast Games on Amazon. The series premiere of
that on Amazon. That is Mister Beast. And if you
missed our iHeartRadio jingle Ball yesterday, you can watch it.

(01:00:29):
I think it's streaming on Hulu now, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
Elvis?

Speaker 5 (01:00:32):
Yes, it is very good, very good. Absolutely.

Speaker 16 (01:00:34):
You can see how fabulous Elvis looks.

Speaker 5 (01:00:37):
No, no, no, no no no, I look like hammered crap.
If someone took if someone went to the grocery store
and took you know, the produce bag off that roller
in the produce section and put dog crap in it
and then hammered it, that would is exactly what I
look like. It's true, a produce bag of hammered dog
crap is what I look like. So other than that,

(01:00:57):
it was a great show. Uh Hulu if you want
to see that. But all these performances were pretty amazing.
I think we all agree on that as well. Thank you, Danielle,
I appreciate that. May I have a moment of your time? Yes,
So yesterday we had our annual Elvis Tran Morning Show
holiday lunch. We went to Bad Roman, an incredible, incredible

(01:01:21):
restaurant here in New York City with a beautiful view
of Columbus Circle, you know from Time Warner Center. The
food was amazing, it always is there. And of course
they had the really cool shot glasses that are hot
glued to the top of hot wheels so you can
roll them around and and have collisions, actual actual mid
bar collisions with your shots. And I had to leave

(01:01:42):
because I had to go get some shopping done. But
you guys stayed for a while at the bar. How
did that go?

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
We didn't say too much longer after you, I know,
a few people went out, and around six or seven,
I think they were still out.

Speaker 7 (01:01:54):
But I went home around like three.

Speaker 5 (01:01:57):
Wow, they were still they were still on it going
at it six or seven. Wow. I'm a little jealous
for that. Anyway, I gotta say we were staying. We
were sitting around the table, and we had our own
private room and you know, an amazing lunch. It was
really great, lots of laughter, lots of storytelling. You know,
our friend Dan Harris joined us. He's gonna be on
with us in a little bit. By the way, there

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was one moment where I stood up, and I don't
know if anyone noticed, because everyone was busy talking to
each other and having fun. I stood in the corner
of the room and I took a look back at
that long table, which was sorely missing Froggy. Of course,
we needed Froggy there, and my story would be complete
Froggy had you been there. But I love I look
down down that table and I saw each and every

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one of you who have been such an important part
of the lives of people that wake up with us
every day and drive to work, or they're already at work,
or maybe they're driving home from work, no matter where
they are, that listened to us every day, or maybe
later in the day if they're listening to us on demand. Right,
But then I think about how much you guys mean
to me. Each and every one of you is such
a powerful contributor to this show, into the success of

(01:03:01):
this show, and I just want you to know from
the bottom of my pitiful, little, barely beating heart that
I love each and every one of you for your
individual being and also I love each and every one
of you as a member of this incredible family as
a unit together. I love you.

Speaker 16 (01:03:21):
That's love you too.

Speaker 5 (01:03:23):
Yeah, well, I love you. I love you, And thanks
for this incredible year. We really had a great year.
And it's kind of funny we're saying the other day,
like at the end of every year, it seems like
all of us at one point and say, oh God,
the year's over. Thank God. Well you know what, Okay,
let's move into twenty twenty five and we'll we'll kick
ask there too. Twenty twenty four brought us some wonderful
moments on this show, not only for us, but as

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a gift to our listeners and to you as you
listen right now. You are our gift. Thank you for
putting out with us every day. Thanks for listening to
us go on and on about well like stuff like this.
But understand that each and everything we do is from
the heart, whether it be silly or goofy, or sad
or touching or moments of learning, science and passion and

(01:04:09):
film and TV shows and everything we talk about. Just
understand that we are gifting you as you were gifting
us by being here every day. And there you go.

Speaker 7 (01:04:18):
You know.

Speaker 16 (01:04:18):
I was talking to somebody the other day and they
were saying, how Elvis is this like train conductor type
person where he just keeps everything on the tracks, you know,
going in the right direction. And I was thinking about that,
well most of the time. And I was thinking about
that the other day and thinking, like, each of us
gets off the track a little bit at times, and
you always just seem to know which way to go

(01:04:39):
and how to maneuver us, and it's just such an
amazing talent. And you have such patients with us. I
know sometimes your patience is out the window, but we
won't talk about that. But most of the time you
have such patience with us, and it's just so sweet
and kind and loving. And we love you, we really do.
We're very blessed.

Speaker 9 (01:04:55):
I just want to say I love you too. I
feel seen I've never think you just said has never
been verbalized, and that's that's that's freaking cool. And we
do go off the track sometimes, but sigh, you know,
so you know you just know te direction and we'll go.

Speaker 5 (01:05:11):
This show is about each individual person on the show.
All I do is just, you know, try to figure
out how to put pieces together sometimes. But without you,
it wouldn't happen. Without Nate, it would not happen, you know.
And uh, and there you have it.

Speaker 10 (01:05:23):
I tried to say that to you and my toast
at lunch yesterday, but I was a little drunk, and
I don't think it came out. I don't remember what
you said said, but I don't think it came out right.
It was awesome. What you said is what I meant
to say to you.

Speaker 5 (01:05:40):
Period. Well, thank you.

Speaker 7 (01:05:42):
The best?

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
Is it?

Speaker 7 (01:05:45):
I mean, no, it is.

Speaker 5 (01:05:47):
Go ahead.

Speaker 7 (01:05:48):
I know I've been other places, trust me. This is
the best.

Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
The way everybody gets along, the leadership that we have
right here right now, it's great.

Speaker 7 (01:05:55):
We're very lucky.

Speaker 5 (01:05:57):
Well you know, just is it's it sounds like a
very self serving moment for us, but it really is.
You know, the energy. You know, you as you listen
to us every day, you are the dura cel. You're
the fresh battery in that little socket, you know, and
we appreciate that very much. Anyway. With that said, thank
you guys for a.

Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
Great Hello, little Louis, what do you want for Christmas
this year?

Speaker 16 (01:06:21):
I really want to go to the North Pole.

Speaker 5 (01:06:23):
Yes and by and.

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
Merry Christmas from Alvis ter AmAm The Morning Show.

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Speaker 3 (01:07:01):
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas.

Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
Sorry, good morning, Merry Christmas everyone, y'all.

Speaker 10 (01:07:07):
Boun's the gift that kicks on, gives head and slow
and food and cool.

Speaker 5 (01:07:12):
Heay not to sound like a cold bish Harry Christmas
felt the animals.

Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
Al Rister Wan in The Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (01:07:22):
Wow, there are so many reasons we love this time
of year. It is jingle ball season, It's get together
with friends and family and blow it out season. It's
also the season where every year, like clockwork, our friends
from Cookies for Kids Cancer and Delongey roll in here
and we tell some stories about how we are raising
money to fund these incredible, incredible grants that can save

(01:07:45):
kids lives. And at the same time we do it
with the people that caffe at us every morning. Our
drug of choice is, of course caffeine, and it is
administered so beautifully by our friends at Delongey. Let me
let me read the room for you. First of all,
Mike Praeger, our friends ce from DeLongis here. Good morning, Mike,
good to see you. Good morning Elvis and everyone. It's

(01:08:05):
just great to see you. It always is. Best day
of the year. Seems like every time I see Mike,
he's he's a limping from some basketball fully recovered. Thank you. Also,
my neighbor Gretchen went of course from Cookies for Kids
Cancer is here.

Speaker 1 (01:08:18):
Hi.

Speaker 5 (01:08:18):
Gretchen, Hi, how are you?

Speaker 1 (01:08:19):
How's the weather?

Speaker 5 (01:08:20):
The weather out here in our hometown is great. It's
kind of funny that you drove all the way in.
I'm still out here next to your house. I'm gonna
go raid your your your drawer in a few minutes.
You have a special drawer in the kitchen, all right, please? Yeah.
I think Gretchen always honks. I always hear honking in
outside of my house. I'm like, is it a drone?
We also have very very special guest here today. Andrew

(01:08:42):
is here with his mom, Betty. Hi, Andrew, welcome to
the show. How you doing today? You're doing okay? Yeah? Yeah?
Doing this is weird be on the radio, is it not? Yeah? Yeah,
it's weird for us to believe me, and we do
it every day. Hi, Betty, thanks for coming in and
bringing Andrew in with you.

Speaker 8 (01:08:59):
Hi.

Speaker 5 (01:09:00):
We appreciate it very much. All Right, So you've met
you've met Mike, you've met Gretchen, you've met Andrew, You've
met Betty. Now let's put it all together. So every
single year, Gretchen from Cookies for Kids Cancer says, hey,
let's do it again, and we're like, absolutely we will.
And then our friend Mike Prager, CEO of Delongey, says, Okay,

(01:09:20):
let's do our part every year. So what we do
We talk about all the incredible products you can buy,
these magical machines we call them, for your kitchen and
other parts of your life from DeLonge You go online
to delongea dot com, you buy these things, and a
lot of that money they send it over to Cookies
for Kids Cancer and that's very important. Let's get to
that in a minute, and we'll give you a peek

(01:09:40):
at the number that you helped us raise so far
this year. Let's start with you, Gretchen, Hi, Gretchen Hi, neighbor,
Cookies for Kids Cancer. I like that music you're playing there, Scarry,
What is that? This is Christmas cannon from the Trans
Siberian Orchestra. Oh my god, I love it when you
set the mood. All right, So the importance of cookies

(01:10:01):
for Kids cancer A brief history because some people don't
even know what it's about.

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
Go ahead, very brief history.

Speaker 21 (01:10:08):
So my son Lean was diagnosed when he was two
and a half with stage four cancer. I didn't know
the kids got cancer. I certainly didn't know that it's
the number one disease killer. And I didn't know that
the cancers the kids get are totally different than the
cancers that adults get. And it just didn't seem right,
and it seemed like maybe there was an opportunity to

(01:10:28):
try and help. So when he was at a point
of being cancer free, I knew that there was a
treatment in development and it needed help getting across the
finish line with funding. Because Unfortunately, one of the other
things about pediatric cancer is that it doesn't get the
amount of funding that it needs. So I had the
idea to bake a few cookies and baked ninety six thousand, and.

Speaker 5 (01:10:53):
My got You're nut.

Speaker 21 (01:10:56):
It was a little crazy, it was actually a lot
harder than I thought it was, and that raised four
hundred and twenty thousand dollars. That money went to a
new treatment that was in development, and it became available
seven months after Liam relapsed and lost his battle, and

(01:11:19):
that is now one of the frontline treatments that kids receive,
and it's a part of the regular protocol. But what
that project taught me was that people do care about
kids who get cancer. They want to help, but they
need to know that there's something tangible that they can do,
and more than anything, they also want to know that
their effort is going to make a difference. So in

(01:11:40):
the time that we've been at this, we've funded close
to twenty five million dollars in research grants. Those grants
have gone on to make dozens of new treatments available
for kids, and we routinely meet children who are alive
today because of a treatment that we've helped to fund.

(01:12:02):
In fact, I wanted to share with you that one
of the grants that we funded last year, in large
part because of what your support and Delongey's support, is
now a active trial that's enrolling children for a type
of brain tumor that is particularly tough. And that project
is doing so well, so well that there's a waiting

(01:12:25):
list of kids hoping to enroll in this trial, and
so our big focus from now until the end of
the year is to try to get every child off
the waiting list. And the cost for each child to
move off the waiting list is thirty thousand dollars.

Speaker 5 (01:12:40):
Wow. Okay, all right, well that's why we are so
happy to look over there at the cash register and
CEO of DELONGEI, Mike Prager, is ready to check us
out and scan our code, and we're.

Speaker 16 (01:12:51):
Just see, we're going to see if we can get
definate it.

Speaker 5 (01:12:55):
We're going to see if we could if we could
get some cash in there so we can get some
of those grants, some of those trial those kids on
the trials. When I'm trying to say sorry about that,
you know, we love you, Gretchen, and thank you for
everything you do every year tirelessly and you were so
much appreciated and anyway, we love having in our lives
at you now, Betty. Absolutely, Betty is here with her

(01:13:19):
son Andrew. Betty, let me go ahead and tell your story.
And I'm just slightly that I want you to fill
in the blanks because you know it better than anyone.
Andrew was first diagnosed with stage four high risk neuro
blestoma when he was four years old. That was what
eleven years ago? How old are you now, Andrew? Fifteen?
Fourteen fifteen? I'm sixteen? Oh my god, he he grew

(01:13:40):
another year while we were just sitting. You endured more
than four years of active treatment, including multiple rounds of chemo,
high dose radiation, experimental drugs, numerous surgeries, countless blood transfusions,
other very invasive achy procedures. Andrew participated in and benefited
from a treatment funded by Cookies for Kids Cancer. Now

(01:14:00):
he's like living life, sixteen years old, almost seventeen. Love
at UFC video games And Betty, what are your thoughts
about what's going on in this room and everything leading
up to this point with your son Andrew.

Speaker 6 (01:14:15):
I remember when he was diagnosed, the oncologist said twenty
years ago, no kids survived, and now they have this
roadmap of a year and a half of treatment and
it's everything. They really throw these harsh, toxic treatments at
these kids and that's how they get a survival rate
to go up. But a few months in we were

(01:14:35):
told that Andrew stopped responding to Chimo because Kimo made
his body so weak, he was very limited in the
treatment options. I remember calling doctors across the country looking
for any trial, and then he's oncologist at CHOPS sent
him to Swan for immunotherapy. It's an incredibly painful treatment,

(01:15:01):
but Andrew responded to it and and because of that
he was able to enrolling other experimental trials and after
four years of treatment. So after I met Gretchen, I
realized that that trial was funded by Cookies for Kids,

(01:15:21):
And you know, you know, bastoma is so rare, and
the research funding is coming from small organizations such as Cookies,
and we're just so grateful that, you know, there are
people like Gretchen in the world who you know, get

(01:15:42):
the funding to the doctors, these amazing doctors who are
tirelessly working to get you know, better treatments, less toxic options.
We're grateful for you know, giving us hope. We're grateful
that you give these you know, kids a fighting chance

(01:16:03):
a life, and he's here because of you.

Speaker 5 (01:16:07):
So well, thank you, Oh, thank you for coming in
and telling your story. Thanks of course Betty, mother of Andrew,
who's who's here with us as well. Uh, if you're
just turning us on, I think it's time for let's
let's go to the let's go to check out. Let's
check check out counter with Mike. Mike's there ready to
scan it through. Mike being a part of this every

(01:16:29):
year with us. We can't thank you enough, and thank
you to everyone at Delongi. Your entire team is just
flawless and fabulous. Is there anything you want to say
before this massive check rolls that way over there?

Speaker 14 (01:16:41):
Well, I would say, first off, certainly thanks to Gretchen
for for all that she does, but also Elvis, to
you and and the team the Morning Show and more
broadly the broader team. It's everybody together that you know,
makes this happen. And I have to say to the
colleagues at the Longi, they're the ones that came to

(01:17:02):
us ten years ago and said, we know we make
the world's greatest coffee machines. But we want to do
more than that, and that's what led us to Gretchen.
And lastly, I'll say the reason we're so inspired is
it's very real. What Gretchen does is very real, and
I think Betty and Andrew are just one of so
many examples of it.

Speaker 5 (01:17:21):
So with that, we can send the check over. Yeah
all right, okay, if you look at that loy of that.
We love these big, massive checks. I tried to cram
one in the ATM the other day. It just didn't fit.
Look at that, okay, So look at this. Okay, take
it away, Mike.

Speaker 14 (01:17:41):
Well, we give this check to Cookies for Kids Cancer
and Gretchen. This takes us over together, Elvis, takes us
over one million dollars through the time of our partnership together,
and I turn over to Gretchen and she can share.

Speaker 5 (01:17:59):
Gretchen, don't. It's the only one we have. Because I
know Gretchen, she gets a little excited about these things.

Speaker 14 (01:18:07):
So said, while she's opening, I'll share to you and
your listeners and everyone that this year's donation, based on
everything that you described, is one hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 5 (01:18:17):
Whoa Oh my god, that's a lot of zeros. Look
at those zeros.

Speaker 1 (01:18:27):
Wow, amazing.

Speaker 5 (01:18:30):
Last time you saw that many zeros is when we
were had dinner at your house, sitting around your table.
One hundred thousand dollars. What does that mean for cookies
for kids cancer and all the grants and for people
like Betty and of course Andrew.

Speaker 21 (01:18:43):
I mean, it fully funds one year of a grant.

Speaker 13 (01:18:49):
So there's that.

Speaker 21 (01:18:51):
We have those kids that we're trying to get off
the waiting list, and that's thirty thousand for each one
of those children.

Speaker 1 (01:18:58):
So we've we've funded a full year of a research brand.

Speaker 5 (01:19:02):
And okay, incredible, thank you, thank you so much. Delongey amazing,
and everyone who bought all that Delongey gear, good for you.
I mean, you're benefitting in so many ways. Oh but
the number, even with all those zeros, it just seems
it seems like it needs something else. Yeah, to end
on a zero, it's a beautiful, beautiful. Yeah, it is

(01:19:24):
bad luck. To end on a zero is uh, yeah,
it is.

Speaker 6 (01:19:28):
Well.

Speaker 5 (01:19:28):
Gandhi Gandhi's you know, she's the great great granddaughter of
Mahatma Gandhi. She knows everything Gandhi, you have a sharpie.
Can we change that number?

Speaker 1 (01:19:36):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:19:36):
Absolutely, You're okay if we mess up your check a
little bit here?

Speaker 8 (01:19:39):
Absolutely.

Speaker 16 (01:19:40):
I've learned that when you mess it up, you mess
it up good.

Speaker 7 (01:19:43):
So okay, what messing it up too?

Speaker 5 (01:19:47):
I think I believe that the one hundred thousand should
be changed to one hundred fifty thousand. No, no, no, no,
I'd just say I just thought about it. I was
thinking maybe wall that'd be great. Well you already did,
did you want to write the five?

Speaker 1 (01:20:10):
All right?

Speaker 5 (01:20:11):
So, well, one hundred and fifty thousand dollars cookies for
kids cancer amazing? And there's more. Wait, so, Andrew, we
know that you are a big UFC fan. So are
you all right? I think? I hope you don't mess
this up? Right? So Mike Prager has connections. Of course,

(01:20:32):
he's the CEO. I don't know what CEO stands for,
but it sounds big and impressive. What's going on over there, Mike?

Speaker 14 (01:20:38):
Well, we I have connections, and one of our wonderful colleagues, handily,
who's right outside, is my connection. And we know that
UFC is a something you really love. So we have
a couple of gifts for you that are related to that,
and I would say one super special one that we
wanted to give you.

Speaker 5 (01:20:57):
Oh, switch in the bag, whoa, what is that?

Speaker 6 (01:21:04):
What is that?

Speaker 5 (01:21:05):
It's a it's a USC championship belt.

Speaker 6 (01:21:09):
That is killer cool.

Speaker 5 (01:21:14):
That he can barely lift right. Oh my god, that's incredible.
I don't know if it's going to keep your pants up,
but look at that. Oh cool, Andrew, congratulations man, Good
for you.

Speaker 14 (01:21:27):
And we also have some other USC related things that
will give you give you outside there. But we're so
so glad Betty and Andrew and and your family that
you guys could could come here today.

Speaker 5 (01:21:38):
It means a lot to everybody, all of us absolutely,
and Andrew, Betty, thank you for being our special guest
this year. And uh you really really changed the day
because of you. We have a whole different day going
and a whole different season. Thank you so much to
both of you. We love you, and now going you
give us a nice round his house, roundhouse kick right there, midair,

(01:22:01):
come on over here, somebody go kick the hat off
of Nate and of course Gretchen from Cookies for Kids
Cancer always year round, we're looking after you and so
everyone listening to shit as well and DELONGI you know what,
Thank you Mike. We love you guys, We love you guys. Skiff,
this is awesome. So much has happened. What a day.
It's time to take a nap, all right, you guys

(01:22:24):
give yourself around of applause. This is fabulous and have
a wonderful, wonderful holiday.

Speaker 1 (01:22:29):
Happy Holidays, Holidays.

Speaker 5 (01:22:32):
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Speaker 1 (01:22:58):
Hey Smith, Hey, it's Katie, wishing you a very merry Christmas.
Telvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (01:23:05):
We always love it when Dan Harris stops by to
say hi.

Speaker 7 (01:23:11):
He's one of our top five.

Speaker 5 (01:23:12):
I know, Yeah, Well, who are the other four?

Speaker 16 (01:23:15):
Michael, Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Fallon, Sharon and uh and uh
Jason Derulo.

Speaker 19 (01:23:21):
Wow, that's quite a list. It really drops off at
number five.

Speaker 5 (01:23:26):
I didn't say you're a number five. You could be
number two. We don't know, Okay, Okay, I was just
assuming number five. Maybe that's negative self talk, which is
a thing we should talk about. Okay. Add that to
the list of things when you talk about with Dan Harris.
Of course, before we move further, go to Dan Harris
dot com for all things Dan Harris. You're gonna hear
something during our conversation with Dan, and you're gonna want
to You're gonna want to go down the rabbit hole
with us, because he is. He's always fascinatingly finding ways

(01:23:49):
to make us think about improving our lives. And it's
so easy just to think about meditation. It's so easy
to take a moment to deal with stress and to
take care of ourselves. And you always remind us how
to do that.

Speaker 19 (01:24:01):
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (01:24:01):
I was.

Speaker 19 (01:24:01):
I was actually chatting with Danielle before we started this,
and she had that kind of scared look on her face,
like are you going to try to get me to
meditate again? And I just want to say, I have
many tips that don't involve meditation, and so you don't
have to you don't have to be worried. Danielle.

Speaker 5 (01:24:17):
I hear for you, because we.

Speaker 16 (01:24:18):
Were saying how we're leaving for Miami and me because
I have kids and whatever, I had to work up
until now preparing for the holidays so that I could
go because when we get back it be right before Christmas.
So he's like, I got you, we're gonna And then
I looked at him and I go, I'm not meditating, Dan,
and he's like, no, no, no, I got something else.

Speaker 19 (01:24:37):
It's medication.

Speaker 7 (01:24:38):
Yeah, vacation either, Dan, Let's be there one day though.

Speaker 5 (01:24:43):
I need guided Medication twenty five for me exactly.

Speaker 19 (01:24:49):
You're actually making me think this is a whole new
business line for me, guided medication.

Speaker 2 (01:24:54):
I think it is this stand yell up so well though,
because the thing that's supposed to calm her and bring
her some relaxations.

Speaker 7 (01:25:00):
Truss.

Speaker 5 (01:25:00):
Yes, well, today is a good example of why we
need to take a moment. As they say, we've had
a crazy show today. A lot of moving parts. People
we didn't invite were dropping by to say hi. But
they're all important people in our lives that we need
to say hi to. And it just kind of went
off the rails a little bit. Yeah, Okay, well it's done.
It's time to move on and try to get back

(01:25:22):
to a point where we can focus and relax. So
holiday stress, let's talk about it.

Speaker 19 (01:25:26):
Well, let's focus on Danielle for a second, because she
seems like the ultimate example of holiday stress. Let's just
describe what is freaking you out right now.

Speaker 16 (01:25:35):
Okay, so just not getting it all done in time,
like there's so much left to do. And actually, Nate
and I were just talking about this that we both
have this huge list that I have to get done today.
If it's not done today, it's not going to get
done because when I get back it's the day before
the holidays. So that in my head is like, oh
my gosh, Oh my gosh, I gotta get it done.
I gotta get it done. So it's just weighs on

(01:25:56):
your mind.

Speaker 19 (01:25:57):
Yes, okay, totally hear you, And I think you're speaking
for millions and million So I've done some research into
evidence based ways to manage holiday overwhelm. Okay, Red, I'll
drop a list on you and you can just pick
what works. First of all, you mentioned you've made a
list to do lists. There's a lot of research to
show that to do lists reduce that sense of overwhelm,

(01:26:19):
even if they're long, it just gives you some boundaries
around what actually needs.

Speaker 5 (01:26:25):
To be done.

Speaker 16 (01:26:25):
I couldn't live without lists.

Speaker 5 (01:26:27):
Yes.

Speaker 19 (01:26:27):
Another thing is to schedule downtime for yourself. Put it
on your calendar. And you're laughing because you don't do this.

Speaker 16 (01:26:34):
Out of when do you want us to do that?

Speaker 5 (01:26:38):
Okay, she can't even find time to put it on
her list.

Speaker 19 (01:26:43):
She actually couldn't talk to me backstage because she was
too busy. Another thing you can do is, this is
a radical idea, say no, sometimes you don't have to.

Speaker 7 (01:26:53):
Do everything I tried.

Speaker 16 (01:26:55):
Nate said, I couldn't this time.

Speaker 5 (01:26:57):
Well, may I go ahead and help out here. So
we're hopping on a plane on the way to Miami.
We've got tonight Friday night, Yeah, to Saturday night. We
have jingle Ball, and we're coming home Sunday. You're going
to have moments where you really have nothing to do.
I will You're about to be forced to sit down,
all right and have a cocktail or go shopping. Let's

(01:27:19):
go shopping at lunch.

Speaker 16 (01:27:20):
I know it's not going to be when I'm on
the plane because I'm sitting next to someone who the
whole time goes are you awake. Are you awake?

Speaker 5 (01:27:27):
Come on, Dan, fly next to me on a plane.
You will kick the door open and jump out.

Speaker 7 (01:27:32):
It's a sleeping He's like, hey, your mouth is open.

Speaker 16 (01:27:35):
Yea, it takes pictures. I did tell them that we
are very excited that once. So that's the thing. Once
you get to the destination, I feel like you do
relax and you enjoy yourself and we have a lot
of fun things to do. But it's just getting there
and the planning and what has to happen to get
me there.

Speaker 5 (01:27:51):
But the issue here is, while you're there in paradise
eighty degree weather, if you start thinking about what you're
not doing up in New York, you're gonna drive yourself
insane and not give you yourself that time up sometimes
turning it. How do you turn off your brain?

Speaker 1 (01:28:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 19 (01:28:07):
Dan, help me, Okay, So turning off your brain is
too tall in order the brain. We get frustrated and
feel like we're failing if we try to turn off
the brain and then it doesn't work. Every eight year
old tries to stop thinking and realize I can't do this.
What you can do is reset the nervous system to
relax yourself, and so One great quick way to do

(01:28:28):
this is deep breathing, and it does Nobody even has
to know you're doing it. There's a technique called straw
breathing where you take a really deep, deep, deep in
breath and then you exhale as if you're blowing through
a straw, So your lips are slightly personal, and you
want the exhale to be three or four times longer
than the inhale. If you do this two or three
times in a row, it will reset your nervous system.

(01:28:50):
It doesn't make your problems go away, but it makes
your ability to tackle those problems just a little bit easier.

Speaker 5 (01:28:56):
Yes, I would say go invest in a straw.

Speaker 19 (01:29:03):
I mean, how's the budget on the show these days?

Speaker 5 (01:29:05):
Good?

Speaker 7 (01:29:09):
No, I'm totally with you.

Speaker 2 (01:29:10):
I feel like breathing is one of the best things
that you can do for yourself, and I also think
it's a lot easier said than done. But when you
can't do something about the thing you're worrying about in
the moment, you gotta just focus on the moment. You're
not gonna be able to fix all the stuff for
Christmas while we're in Miami, So enjoy my ass.

Speaker 16 (01:29:25):
So I said, once I'm there, I'll be fine. It's
like I just got to get there.

Speaker 19 (01:29:28):
I feel like I know who my ally in the
room is.

Speaker 5 (01:29:31):
Who is that? Yes, for sure, and I would question
that as well. Now I've never spoken this out loud,
but we.

Speaker 19 (01:29:40):
Go this guy's about to get cancer.

Speaker 5 (01:29:43):
I do and you all should do this too.

Speaker 9 (01:29:45):
Is Let's say you're having a stressful day and it's
chaotic and you know there's even more chaos ahead. When
you take a shower, Just stand there and just let
the water just drip like like you know, does the
shower the rain water come over?

Speaker 5 (01:30:00):
You're over your head down? Where are you looking for
his cascade? Cascade? And just stand there, lifeless, just breathing slowly.
That's what I do. And I gotta say it works
for you know. He's right, that's your moment in the shower.
Is your moment alone? Yes? Yeah, And I mean you
have a checklist of things you need to get done
in the shower, but also you can just stop and
go okay, yeah, five minutes. Wow?

Speaker 19 (01:30:22):
You know it really in my soul hurts me to
say that it's scary, is correct?

Speaker 5 (01:30:27):
I agree with yes? This one time?

Speaker 19 (01:30:33):
Stop the clock is right? Twice a day, so I've
been absolutely taking just one little moment. It feels the
dialogue in Danielle's head is that I have no time,
I have no time, I have no time. I'm anxious,
I'm projecting. I'm projecting forward into the future. This is
going to not work. This is gonna and I understand
that from the inside because that's my dialogue too. But
there are these little vacations that are available to like

(01:30:55):
in the shower, Like when you're on the plane, right
before Elvis takes a picture of you drooling.

Speaker 5 (01:31:00):
Are you away? What are you thinking about? Penny for
your thoughts? Exactly? Okay, so give us some more. Okay.

Speaker 19 (01:31:05):
Here's another little hack that's based in evidence. If in
a moment of stress, you're stuck in traffic, or you're
waiting on a long line at the airport, or you're
in a conversation with somebody whose name I won't mention,
but his initials are scary you and you don't want
to be there, Putting a half smile on your face
literally sends the message to your brain that you're in

(01:31:27):
a better mood than you're actually in, and then your
mood improves. So just a little half smile on your
face or a full smile if you want, but that
mona Lisa smile does send the signal to your brain
that you're okay.

Speaker 5 (01:31:38):
I have heard this and you have seen evidence that
it is true.

Speaker 19 (01:31:42):
Yes, I mean there is. My whole job is to
look at the research and curate actionable things that people
can do.

Speaker 5 (01:31:50):
By the way, if you're just turning us on, the
author of number one New York Times best selling book
Ten Percent Happier, Dan Harris, a very good friend of
ours is here and you, and we must say joking aside,
you have brought us so many concepts to consider, in
so many suggestions to moll over. You have changed our lives.
Thank you have, Thank you you have Dan Harris dot com.

(01:32:11):
Please go there and check him out. He doesn't want
me to tell you where to go. He didn't want
to promote anything.

Speaker 16 (01:32:16):
They may want to tell you where to go.

Speaker 2 (01:32:18):
But you know, you know, Dan, actually you've you've helped
me to re think a lot of things because the
last time you were here, one of the things you
said was the remedy for anxiety is action. So now
if I'm ever feeling a little antsy about anything, The
first thing I think about is can I do something
about this? If the answers yes, you do it. And
if the answer is no, I try to let it

(01:32:38):
go but can't do anything about it.

Speaker 19 (01:32:40):
It's so so smart what you're saying.

Speaker 7 (01:32:42):
And you said it okay, Well, he's like, I'm a
you see what you're doing.

Speaker 1 (01:32:48):
Dan.

Speaker 19 (01:32:49):
I stole this from a guy named the Dollar Lava,
who basically says that if you have a problem and
there's something you can do about it, great, do something.
There's nothing you can do about it, great, let it go.
And this is this is basically a version of the
serenity prayer can you move through life with? And I
have a hard time actually doing this in my life
because like Danielle, I'm constitutionally anxious. But if I can

(01:33:13):
remember to apply this principle, it makes a huge difference totally.

Speaker 2 (01:33:16):
And sometimes even if the action, at least for me,
if I can't do something about it, I'll go for
a walk and that at the very least helps me
feel So therefore you're doing something about it.

Speaker 19 (01:33:24):
Yeah, yes, or actually be useful to somebody in your world. Yes,
that is that is the secret commun you know. I
think I think about this all the time, that there's
so many problems facing the species, but there's this one
piece of really good news, which is that if you
do a good thing for somebody else, you feel better.
That feature in the human operating system. That's how we

(01:33:47):
that's how if there's salvation on offer, it's through that.

Speaker 5 (01:33:51):
Hey, you know what we can do right now? As
you listen to us speak with Dan Harrison, go back
and forth and with these concepts and all what all.
You're sitting in traffic. A lot of times when you're
sitting in traffic, you start to boil. You're like, these people,
just get out of the way. This is actually a
moment you cannot control because you have to get to

(01:34:12):
point B, and you have to sit in traffic to
get there. You may be a little late, nothing you
can do about it. This is a time you could
be just going God, you know, I'm kind of thankful
I've got traffic right now. In that a weird concept,
being thankful for that pain of the as traffic, it's
actually doing you a favor you don't even know it.

Speaker 19 (01:34:28):
Being thankful that you're alive and that you got out
of bed that morning. I mean, I know that sounds
really basic. But this being a line thing is short
and we don't know when it's gonna end. So you're
lucky in some way to be in traffic. And I'll
throw on something else. There's a great meditation teacher named
Sharon Salzburg who often says, when you're stuck in traffic,
try to consider you are the traffic. You are part

(01:34:53):
of all of this. You're not separate from the world
looking out at it fretfully and critically. You are in it.
You are nature, You are traffic. And I love to
think about that.

Speaker 5 (01:35:04):
Interesting that. Yeah, all right, so Dan Harris is here.
We gotta take a second and then go do something
that we do when we take a second. But when
we come back, let's look forward. Let's look forward to
the new year. And a lot of people say, well,
it's just a calendar shift to another month, December to January. Well,
a lot of people use that switching moment as a
moment to rethink, reset, control all delete whatever, you know,

(01:35:25):
whatever you do, let's talk about that New Year's resolutions.
If you have to call him that, I hate that word,
but we'll go there. Also, you want to play game, Yes,
what are we playing? We're gonna play back with Dan Harris.
Have you ever played games with us before?

Speaker 16 (01:35:39):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (01:35:39):
I have.

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Terrible ass.

Speaker 19 (01:35:44):
The best family feud partner. It did feel like deliberate sabotage.

Speaker 7 (01:35:48):
Exactly what the team he's not on, that's the problem.

Speaker 5 (01:35:52):
That'd be nice, all right, more than Dan Harris after this?

Speaker 16 (01:35:55):
You Santa only want for Christmas this year is a
f because I love the way it feels like me
when I go to sleep.

Speaker 18 (01:36:03):
Dear Emily, here's your fan and here's Santa stomping on
it with his big black boots.

Speaker 5 (01:36:14):
I hope you'll never fall asleep, Love Santa.

Speaker 1 (01:36:20):
Merry Christmas from Elvis ter Ran in the Morning Show. Christmas.
Merry Christmas from Elvis tera Ann in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (01:36:33):
So great to have our buddy Dan Harris finally back
home and his family nake Dan Harris.

Speaker 22 (01:36:39):
Dot com intriguing things away here at Dan Harris dot com.
All right, makes a big deal out of New Year's resolutions.
I just hate calling them resolutions, but they basically are
That's what they are. Yeah, So resetting your life on
December thirty first, going into January first?

Speaker 5 (01:36:56):
What are your thoughts there?

Speaker 19 (01:36:57):
You know, I've always felt the way you do that
They it's just another day in the calendar. Why are
we making such a big deal out of it? However,
there's a bunch of research to show that there is
a thing called the fresh start effect that on big
temporal landmarks, like a time based landmark, like a new year,
your birthday, even a Monday, we do, the human mind
feels like it's a new beginning, and you do have

(01:37:19):
extra energy to make change. So if you're up for it,
it is actually a good time to harness that natural
tendency we have to feel like we have a fresh start.

Speaker 5 (01:37:28):
The one thing I really can't stand, and I'm guilty
of doing it when you're ending a year twenty twenty
four are done? Oh thank god, it's over. Really was
it that bad?

Speaker 1 (01:37:37):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:37:38):
Was it really? But don't you find that at the
almost every year, because there's every year since the beginning
of the time has had bad crap happen, Yes, and
good crap and good crap. Don't get's good crap.

Speaker 19 (01:37:49):
But Nate, you're making a moaning sound over there.

Speaker 5 (01:37:51):
We won't get into it.

Speaker 19 (01:37:54):
He sounds like he's getting a proctological exam as he says,
you know, some pain.

Speaker 5 (01:38:00):
That would have been a lot better than what he
went through. Okay, so pushing the reset button, you know,
be at your fiftieth birthday or a Monday or a
New year. So resolutions, what resolutions are people not making
that they should be making that they're totally looking over.

Speaker 19 (01:38:21):
One of the big mistakes people make is they try
to boil the ocean. As they say, they try to
do too much. You make a vague resolution like I'm
going to get fit, which is a really hard resolution
to actually meet. You're better off. And again this is
according to the research. Setting a specific goal like I'm
going to work out three times a week and then
from there being flexible about it is really helpful. There's

(01:38:43):
a lot of data to show that if you give
yourself an out like if I miss one of those days,
it's fine, That really helps you stay on track. Okay,
there are a bunch of other ways to actually make
successful resolutions. Another thing is to aim to really make
it small. Don't try to do too much at once.
It's not just about not being vague, but also maybe

(01:39:04):
three workouts a week is too much. Maybe start at one,
and then you start to build self confidence. You feel
like you've got some wins on the board, and then
you can go to two.

Speaker 5 (01:39:13):
I'm ready for my resolution. Yeah, in the year twenty
twenty five, I'm going to lose one pound.

Speaker 7 (01:39:19):
Right when you crush that, you're going to feel so happy.

Speaker 19 (01:39:23):
I mean, but the other thing to rethink is, is
is weight the right way to measure health?

Speaker 6 (01:39:29):
No?

Speaker 16 (01:39:29):
No, no, we know that not at all.

Speaker 7 (01:39:31):
No muscle, we want muscles.

Speaker 5 (01:39:32):
But but you could be measuring the need for better clothing.
Then weight can be that.

Speaker 19 (01:39:38):
Yes, I mean for me, I mean I as I'm
entering my pretty soon, my fifty fourth year, I don't
love that my pants don't always fit. And my solution,
rather than obsessing about the abs that it would take
an archaeological dig to rediscover, is to just get new pants.

Speaker 5 (01:39:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 16 (01:39:57):
Oh, the rubber band trick is very good. Oh you're pregnant.
What pregnant women do this? When your pants don't fit
but you're not ready for the next size, you put
a rubber band through the hole and then you attach
it to the button. It gives you a little more stretching.

Speaker 5 (01:40:11):
What a world you'll be living in a rubber band.

Speaker 19 (01:40:14):
Listening to this episode, listening to the show today, if
you buy a straw and a rubber band your whole life.

Speaker 5 (01:40:20):
Yeah, pretty much all you need again, Dan Harris dot
com go there now, you'll never leave. All right, So
let's play a game. Let's play match gave.

Speaker 8 (01:40:32):
Work.

Speaker 7 (01:40:33):
You can't ruin this, that's all line know.

Speaker 5 (01:40:34):
Hello, Paul, how are you? Welcome to match game?

Speaker 11 (01:40:38):
Elvis, Good morning, How are you there?

Speaker 5 (01:40:40):
I'm doing very well. You sound like you're gonna win
this already.

Speaker 1 (01:40:43):
I can go that.

Speaker 5 (01:40:43):
Hey, say hello to our friend Dan Harris. You're gonna
love him by the end of this.

Speaker 19 (01:40:49):
Paul, you sound confident and like a winner. I'm on
your team.

Speaker 4 (01:40:52):
There you go.

Speaker 16 (01:40:53):
You need something person yet?

Speaker 5 (01:40:56):
All right? Okay, well hold on, don't leave. We're rolling now,
so we will back. I'm problems, all right. That was
Contestant one. Here's Contestant two, alexand Hi lexand welcome to
match game.

Speaker 8 (01:41:07):
Hi.

Speaker 11 (01:41:07):
How are you?

Speaker 5 (01:41:08):
We're doing well because our friend Dan Harris is here
and he's going to enlighten us with his incredible answers
on match game.

Speaker 19 (01:41:14):
You know what, I'm reversing it. I don't like Paul anymore.

Speaker 5 (01:41:18):
Yeah, you're going up against Paul. But now lexand you're
our favorite, but don't tell Paul. I never trusted Paul.

Speaker 6 (01:41:23):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:41:24):
All right, let's start with alexand shall we max game?
We're here, we go? Now do you know how this works?

Speaker 1 (01:41:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:41:32):
Oh good, then I won't explain it. Don't give us
an answer immediately. Let the stars have a moment to
write down their answers. Okay, So Jen told Ben she
wanted a divorce. At their Christmas party. Jen wanted half
of everything, so out of spite, Ben saw the blank
in half at the Christmas party. So again they're writing

(01:41:54):
down their answers the stars. Jen wants half at the
Christmas party, she says, and half of everything, and so
out of spite, Ben saw the blank in half. All right,
are we ready to go? All right?

Speaker 19 (01:42:07):
Here we have an answer that's gonna get me canceled.

Speaker 5 (01:42:09):
And all right, so let's say we need to answer.
Jan told Ben she wants a divorce at their Christmas party.
Jen wanted half of everything. So out of spite, Ben
saw the blank and half. What did he saw in half?

Speaker 4 (01:42:24):
I'm gonna say he thought his nutcracker in half?

Speaker 7 (01:42:26):
Oh you see what you did?

Speaker 5 (01:42:30):
There can happen? Good answer, all right, scary Jen wants half.
Ben out of spikee the Christmas party said okay, I'll
give you half. So he saw one in half? The cat,
Oh my god, I like that. Right, somebody should call
the forthwith okay, the cat. We're looking for nutcracker? Gandhi,

(01:42:54):
what did Ben out of a spike saw in half
at the Christmas party?

Speaker 2 (01:42:57):
I'm thinking at a Christmas party? And I think based
on the answer Scary gave, you're gonna not like this,
I said.

Speaker 5 (01:43:02):
Kids, Yeah, this is getting darker, darker. Let's say we're
still looking for your nutcracker. Hey, Ben says, scuare you
I'll saw something and half at the Christmas party? He
did what the tree? Oh did he do it? Did

(01:43:23):
he do it all the way from the top to
the ball? Danielle, what did Ben saw in half? For
the big divorce with Jen?

Speaker 1 (01:43:30):
I said? The dog?

Speaker 7 (01:43:31):
The dog, living thing so far?

Speaker 5 (01:43:35):
I'm sorry. Let's say you're playing this game with the
wrong people. And finally, I Dan Harrison. Dan Jen told
Ben she wanted a divorce at the Christmas party. Jim
wanted half of everything, so out of bite Ben saw
the blanket hair.

Speaker 19 (01:43:45):
Okay, so I wrote two answers. One is gonna end
my career. But he saw the cake and hat.

Speaker 5 (01:43:52):
All right, we didn't get but you're actually even with
no points on the board, you're actually winning. Don't walk
away at the head, just don't walk away. Hold on,
le sand all right, let's go to Paul.

Speaker 1 (01:44:05):
Paul.

Speaker 5 (01:44:06):
I'll tell you now, Lexand has no points on the
board at all.

Speaker 8 (01:44:10):
Oh good, I mean not good.

Speaker 4 (01:44:12):
I want her to win, but let's be honest.

Speaker 5 (01:44:16):
Let's be honest. None of us wanted Sandy win. We
never trusted her. All right, Okay, here we go. Now,
don't answer immediately. We want the stars to have a
moment to write in their answers.

Speaker 1 (01:44:24):
Here we go.

Speaker 5 (01:44:25):
Stella the Stripper is hosting Christmas dinner for all the
families that work at the strip club. The awkward part
will be the kids table. She doesn't have enough chairs,
so the kids will have to sit blank. All right,
So don't answer you. Stella the Stripper throwing a Christmas
party for well the family. It's at the strip club.

(01:44:47):
Not enough chairs at the kids table, so the kids
will have to sit on something around something and something,
or they're writing down their answers. You're at a strip
club having a party. The kids table, they gotta sit
some helping you out here? All right now, Paul, let's
do it. Stella the strippers hosting Christmas dinner at the

(01:45:08):
strip club for all the families. The awkward part, it's
the kids table, not enough chairs, So where will the
kids have to sit?

Speaker 12 (01:45:15):
In the bathroom.

Speaker 5 (01:45:17):
In the bathroom, that's where Nate's grandmother used to make
him sit. It's a sad true story, a little bit. Yeah, whatever,
all right, the bathroom scary Stella the stripper holding Christmas
dinner for all the strip club families. Awkward part, kids table,
no chairs, Where are the kids gonna sit? We're looking

(01:45:39):
for the bathroom.

Speaker 8 (01:45:39):
In vi p.

Speaker 5 (01:45:43):
The room.

Speaker 19 (01:45:45):
No animals were murdered in that answer, No, not at.

Speaker 7 (01:45:47):
All so far.

Speaker 5 (01:45:49):
Okay, we're looking for bathroom. Gandhi. Yeah, still the stripper,
you know, share for Stella the stripper. You know she
loves all the families at the strip club. The kids
don't have enough chairs though, so the kids are gonna
have to sit where I.

Speaker 7 (01:46:00):
Said in the strippers laps. Oh yes, I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (01:46:06):
Sorry, we're looking for bathroom.

Speaker 8 (01:46:10):
Now.

Speaker 5 (01:46:10):
We turned to Nate. Nate Stella the stripper. She meant
well when she planned the Stripper Club holiday party. At
the kids table, not enough chairs? Where do the kids
have to sit? Like scary? I said in the champagne room. Nice,
hope they don't stick to the furniture. Daniel Danielle at

(01:46:32):
the Strip Club Christmas dinner. Not enough chairs for kids?
Where are they sitting?

Speaker 16 (01:46:36):
Said the same thing?

Speaker 1 (01:46:36):
The room?

Speaker 5 (01:46:37):
Oh no, each other, Paul, Paul, if only the bathroom
was the VIP room. That's where the vi P is. Exactly,
see what you did? All right? Finally, maybe we'll have
one score on the board today. Dan Harris Stella the

(01:46:58):
Strippers hosting Christmas dinner for all the families at the
Strip Club. The awkward part at the kids table, not
enough chairs, so the kids went to sit? Where?

Speaker 19 (01:47:05):
On stacks of ones?

Speaker 7 (01:47:09):
That's a good answer.

Speaker 5 (01:47:11):
Wow, so we didn't have What do we do? Listen?
Can we put everyone together? Okay, hold on, let's put
everyone together. Okay, I got good news for you, like said, Paul,
doesn't have any points either.

Speaker 12 (01:47:23):
Okay, we do for both of them.

Speaker 5 (01:47:27):
And it's the holiday season, and Dan's generous. You each
get five hundred dollars. Wow waits yeah, wait wait, hold on,
you get five hundred dollars for losing? Yes, that's fabulous.
Can you You're the winning losers I've ever met. Congratulations, Paul,

(01:47:48):
Congratulations like great, Marry Christmas, five hundred dollars on the way.
How do you work this day? Harris at Dan Harris
dot com.

Speaker 19 (01:48:03):
Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:48:04):
We were nice for your last for the holiday season
until that game. We love you, Dan. Come back and
see us again soon.

Speaker 19 (01:48:12):
Happy holidays, everybody, Mary Christmas from ol.

Speaker 1 (01:48:16):
Mister Ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (01:48:18):
Macy's and Disney are making the holidays more magical with
an exciting collaboration. Apparel, accessories, and collectibles featuring exclusive Disney
artwork available only at Macy's. Let Macy's be your guide
to gifting. Shop now at Macy's dot com or visit
your local Macy's.

Speaker 1 (01:48:39):
Happy Holidays from ol mister Ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (01:48:43):
You know what we need to do. We need to
go around the room. What's on the minds of people
who are in the room. I'm starting with Gandhi, Gandhi,
what are you thinking about today?

Speaker 2 (01:48:51):
I realize I'm incredibly kidnappable and I thought I was
better than this.

Speaker 5 (01:48:56):
Wait Okay, now what is this? What do you mean kidnappable?
What made you think of this jingle ball?

Speaker 2 (01:49:00):
I was standing sort of off to the side watching
the concert, and some random man approached me and said, hey,
why aren't you in the front row with your credentials?

Speaker 8 (01:49:07):
Follow me?

Speaker 7 (01:49:08):
And I just did. I asked no questions.

Speaker 2 (01:49:11):
I followed this guy, grounded by the arm and everything.
I didn't know where he was leading me, and I
just went. Then later that day, I met one of
my neighbors for the first time. He asked me if
I like sweets. I said yes, he said, come on in.
I walked into his apartment. I thought I was better
than this, but I am not. So I need to
get a hold of myself because I could easily be
snatched over the dumbest stuff.

Speaker 7 (01:49:32):
Keep in mind, kids, I follow.

Speaker 5 (01:49:34):
We stage a fake kidnapping just to see how vulnerable
you are.

Speaker 2 (01:49:38):
Yeah, our security one of our security guards are a
guy Ira, who we love.

Speaker 7 (01:49:42):
He was like, hey, you gotta get it together.

Speaker 5 (01:49:47):
Wow, I mean that is a little scary, don't you
think for sure?

Speaker 2 (01:49:51):
I followed a stranger for candy, like specifically, what they
tell you never to do as a child.

Speaker 4 (01:49:56):
I did it.

Speaker 7 (01:49:57):
I just walked right into his apartment like an idiot.
Was so bad.

Speaker 5 (01:50:00):
When you're commuting him with Scary, you always hop in
his sound proof van. Scarry doesn't like that, all right, Scary,
She's very kidnappable. Keep that in mind tomorrow morning when
you figure out what's going on. Scary.

Speaker 9 (01:50:13):
I'm embarrassed to say this, but I might have gotten
scammed by the same person twice for money in two
different neighborhoods, and I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:50:22):
How he's daring. Sorry, we told you, We told you
last time you did this, Do not do this.

Speaker 9 (01:50:27):
Several months ago, I was parked in Tribeca and a
guy came running out of a building in a suit,
and he said his name was Tyrone. He showed me
his wallet, and he says, I have to get back
to Tom's River. They towed my car and I have
no way of going and have no phone.

Speaker 5 (01:50:44):
Guys, I kid you not.

Speaker 9 (01:50:47):
Yesterday I was sitting down on the bench of the
base of this building year and at the entirely different
neighborhood of Manhattan, and some guy.

Speaker 5 (01:50:55):
Comes running across the walkway.

Speaker 9 (01:50:58):
Because you know, you connect the sta he comes running
into the building and he goes, hey, could you help
me out?

Speaker 5 (01:51:05):
My name is Tyrone. No, guys, he says, I have
to get back to Tom's River. He says, they towed
my car. Now in the moment, I'm like, I just
want to help this guy, I said.

Speaker 9 (01:51:17):
But I'm sitting there, I'm thinking, like, didn't that last
guy for several months ago need to get back to
Tom's River.

Speaker 5 (01:51:22):
He goes, Scary, what is to my car?

Speaker 9 (01:51:24):
He goes, I need fourteen dollars and it was around
the same amount of money. So I said, listen, I said, don't.
He goes, I'll meet you here tomorrow at the same time,
same place, and I'll pay you back. I said no,
I said, here's twenty dollars. I hope you get your
car back. Good luck getting home. It's pouring right now. Twice, Scary, Scary,
you did it twice. Shame on you at this point.

Speaker 5 (01:51:44):
But was Tyrone and he was going to Tom's River
and they told his car. Tell you what I'm telling
you right now. If I'm gonna give out our studio
address and if your name is Tyrone, just show up.
Scary will give you fourteen dollars. You know, it's scary.
It's just silly. No, no, this is no time for
pity on him that is here. You've got to look

(01:52:06):
out for yourself. Gone to your kidnappable and look how
vulnerable this one is. I stand for my kids. I'm creepy.
I'm like, what are the odds I should play the lottery?

Speaker 2 (01:52:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:52:18):
All right again, Tyrone, Tyrone, please come to iHeart New York.
You're you're in fourteen bucks? Is yours? God, Nate, how
are you doing to? Okay? So I talked about it before,
I'm gonna talk about him again.

Speaker 10 (01:52:29):
Uh this past weekend, I ate a lot of cheese
on Saturday, so boy than I needed to do my business.
And when I did, I realized it wasn't going down.
So what did I whip out? I whipped out the
quirky Max bee Hive Plunger. It's the I'm telling I

(01:52:52):
swear by this thing. It's the Beehive Max heavy Duty
toilet plunger.

Speaker 8 (01:52:57):
And they're not a.

Speaker 10 (01:52:58):
Sponsor, they're not paying me to say this. I did
three pumps with that bad boy, and it went down.
All the vision was wonderful. Yes, oh God, I'm telling
you you you only use it once or twice a year,
but you need to have it next to the commode
when you have it before.

Speaker 5 (01:53:17):
I love By the way, you're such an old man
you called it a commode.

Speaker 1 (01:53:19):
It is so true.

Speaker 10 (01:53:21):
It's you only use it a couple of times. My God,
when you need it, you need it, so do yourself
a favor by them. It is the best plunger I've
ever yeared.

Speaker 5 (01:53:31):
Can't we just talk about the art of storytelling? Yes,
it started out with too much cheese, a lot of
mild cheddar. Okay, okay, all right, so okay, let's move on.
But what's the name of it one more time than
we don't talk about it?

Speaker 10 (01:53:45):
Beehive Max heavy duty toilet plunger, quirky beehive Max.

Speaker 5 (01:53:50):
Yes, okay, thank you, producer Sam. What are you thinking
about today?

Speaker 12 (01:53:53):
Okay?

Speaker 15 (01:53:54):
You know that, like old Freudian thing, you either fall
in love with someone just like one of your parents
or the opposite one of your parents, something like that.
I think I sidestepped that because my sister stayed over
this weekend, and apparently I fell in love with someone
who's exactly like my sister. Everything I was teasing my
husband over or looking at my sister's fiance and be like,
can you believe this guy? He's like, yeah, that's your sister.

(01:54:15):
Your sister does the same things. He's your husband all
the time.

Speaker 1 (01:54:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:54:21):
It turns out the person I bullied my entire life
is the person I fell in love with. The universe
got me. Joke's on me.

Speaker 5 (01:54:27):
Wait, Gandhi did the same thing.

Speaker 2 (01:54:29):
No, my sister's husband is exactly like me. We talk
about it all the time.

Speaker 7 (01:54:34):
She married me as a man.

Speaker 1 (01:54:35):
This is so weird. Why he alone?

Speaker 7 (01:54:37):
He's amazing?

Speaker 5 (01:54:38):
And then Gandhi is dating the guy she used to
bully when she was a kid.

Speaker 7 (01:54:41):
That's all right, yeah, I said he bullied me.

Speaker 5 (01:54:45):
Okay, that was nice. Sure, we know you better than that. Well,
there you go. When you make those connections, it's like
a aha moment.

Speaker 1 (01:54:53):
Isn't it so weird?

Speaker 7 (01:54:54):
And she just had this grin the entire weekend. I
hated it.

Speaker 5 (01:54:56):
You hate Danielle. What's up?

Speaker 16 (01:54:58):
So we learned that scary as the sucker. We learned
that Gandhi is kid. I am not kidnappable. Yesterday a
guy pulled up to my window while I was sitting
in the car warming it up. He knocks on the window,
and he shows me a little piece of paper that
had an address on it. He's like, I need to

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know how to get there. I need to know how
to get there. And I looked at him and I go,
I don't think so. He goes roll down the window
as I don't think so, and then he goes, why not?

Speaker 5 (01:55:30):
Why not?

Speaker 7 (01:55:30):
And I go, I'm not stupid, why not?

Speaker 16 (01:55:33):
So eventually he walked away. Look, he could have been
an innocent He could have really needed to know where
to go. My ass was not rolling down that window
in a parking lot by myself.

Speaker 5 (01:55:43):
I would to roll down the window.

Speaker 1 (01:55:46):
Then you would have given him.

Speaker 5 (01:55:47):
Exactly and the paper would say, Hi, my name is Tyrone.

Speaker 1 (01:55:53):
We were in a mall.

Speaker 16 (01:55:55):
He could have just easily gone into the mall and
ask somebody outside. He did not need to come up
to me in my car by myself. So I was like,
I'm not getting kidnapped today.

Speaker 5 (01:56:04):
People did not, Danielle. You know what, even if it
was an innocent thing doesn't matter. You look out for yourself.
Scary Dandy, and now our special guest for around the room,
Scotty b All right, Scotty, what's up? Does it involve
cheese and plungers.

Speaker 17 (01:56:21):
No, I don't think so, but you know, I was
just having great neighbors is a wonderful thing. The other day,
it was very windy out. I was very tired. I
came home from work. I went inside the house and
I didn't quite click my front door closed, so the
wind blew it open while I was sleeping, and my dog, Sawyer,
just walked down and was wandering around the neighborhood. So

(01:56:42):
all of a sudden, I'm sleeping and I hear hello,
Scott Hello. I had no idea what was going on.

Speaker 5 (01:56:47):
I was in a daze.

Speaker 17 (01:56:48):
And my neighbor from across the street walked over with
Sawyer and brought him back into the house. And so
I just wanted to let you know that he was
wandering around on my lawn and I for why he
was outside.

Speaker 5 (01:56:57):
So here's your dog.

Speaker 17 (01:56:58):
So always being nice to your neighbors, you never know
when you're gonna need them, and she may have saved
his life.

Speaker 5 (01:57:02):
So thank you, Judy.

Speaker 13 (01:57:06):
May.

Speaker 5 (01:57:07):
I'm throwing a quick around the room. Thank you to
someone who is our hero here almost every day, and
that's Andrew. So he and I decided we needed to
roll down to Philly for Quano to his jingle ball.
He picks me up. He has a bag full of
bottles of wine and sippy cups and candy and napkins
and wine opener and everything, and so we had nice

(01:57:29):
wine all the way down. He brought some snacks from
the concession stands on the way home. He's the best, Andrew.
We love you, Thank you so much. Cooking up. We
love you, Andrew. And there you go around the room. Done.

Speaker 13 (01:57:44):
Hold on, someone's in here, Santa.

Speaker 16 (01:57:46):
Why are you pooping in my house?

Speaker 5 (01:57:48):
Trying to eat lots of cookies and sometimes that makes diarrhea.

Speaker 1 (01:57:54):
Merry Christmas from Elvis ter Ran in the Morning show.

Speaker 5 (01:58:00):
All right, shows done. We'll come back tomorrow and do
it again. Until next time. Say peace out, everybody, piece out, everybody,