FULL SHOW: The Day We Get Festive

From uncovering Gandhi hate accounts to investigating Instagram secrets, today’s show brings all the holiday chaos. We’ve got dad jokes, Christmas Song Games, and a tree-decorating grinch, plus the scoop on Bob Bronson’s Christmas caper and those awkward festive dinner parties!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Elvis.

Speaker 2 (00:00):
Elvis is just a funny character.

Speaker 3 (00:02):
He's funny, he's straightforward, he's very witty, and also he's
the best guy ever ranking people at.

Speaker 4 (00:09):
Times like hilarious, like I can't even breathe, it's just awesome.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
I just love you guys. It's in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (00:18):
Oh yeah, well we have a dispute here in the
Master control facility. I don't know, a show of hands
of people who've been mad at Nate frog You ever
been mad at Nate?

Speaker 6 (00:30):
You know what? I don't think I have? Actually, well
the day is young.

Speaker 7 (00:35):
Daniell. Ever been mad at Nate?

Speaker 8 (00:37):
Yeah, of course no, actually, because I've known Nate years
before he even came to New.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
York, so we've never had a squall.

Speaker 7 (00:43):
Yeah, yeah, I've been mad at Nate.

Speaker 5 (00:48):
Today, welcome to it's you, it's them where we figure
out who's at fault.

Speaker 7 (00:51):
And let's go live to the person who's now met
at you, and that is Gandhi. Hello, all right, Gandhi,
I saw you.

Speaker 6 (00:58):
What's going on?

Speaker 9 (00:59):
Right?

Speaker 10 (00:59):
So yesterday I'm just minded my own business. I get
a text message from a salesperson shout out to Vinnie,
and in it is a screenshot of an account that
has been created on Instagram that is very hateful toward me.
It is it's literally like I hate this girl. It's
got racist stuff on there, It's got hideous pictures of me.

(01:19):
I will not give the name of this account because
I don't want people to go follow it and give
this person any shine. And I was looking at the
account because the salesperson was like, what the hell is this?
Like what is going on? You should report this, blah
blah blah whatever. And then I look, Nate is following it. Okay,
So I was like, what in the hell. So I
took a screenshot. I send it to Nate and I said, really, Nate,

(01:42):
are you kidding me? Because I went and saw it.
Is anyone else on the show following it?

Speaker 11 (01:45):
No?

Speaker 10 (01:45):
And Nate writes back, just call it morbid curiosity. And
I'm like, you know what, dude, you're on my list.

Speaker 7 (01:52):
Wait he calls it morbid curiosity.

Speaker 10 (01:54):
That's what he says.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
You'll be up in a minute. Not time to talk.

Speaker 5 (01:57):
Okay, So someone created it very hateful account, I mean
beyond hateful. Yes, like and u Nate follows it?

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (02:06):
All right?

Speaker 5 (02:07):
So is the problem? Well, should Gandhi like, just calm down.

Speaker 7 (02:13):
Is it you? It's Is it them?

Speaker 12 (02:15):
So?

Speaker 7 (02:15):
I mean, so is it Gandhi's problem being a little too?

Speaker 10 (02:19):
Yeah? Am I being a personnickity that I'm saying, Nate,
you shouldn't follow this? Should I go follow the account
to to de legitimize it and then say, oh ha ha,
it's a joke. I'm going to follow it too, Like
what or.

Speaker 13 (02:29):
Is they dealing with?

Speaker 7 (02:30):
Nate them? Is it them?

Speaker 10 (02:32):
I mean, obviously I think it's name Nate.

Speaker 7 (02:34):
Do you okay, Nate? Is your turn?

Speaker 6 (02:35):
My turn? Okay, your honor.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
I saw this account before there was any posts, and
that's what it looks like right there. There's only one post.
When I was started following it, there was no posts.
You know how it gives you the suggestions. Yes, So
I'm like, okay, this looks strange and odd. I think
I'll follow them just to see where they're going with this.

Speaker 7 (02:54):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
So I decided to follow them just out of more
of a curiosity and to see if there's anything negative
that I can further go ahead and prevent in the future.

Speaker 7 (03:03):
Well, I know, but you know you can. You can't
read stuff on the account without following, Yes.

Speaker 10 (03:12):
It's an open account.

Speaker 14 (03:14):
Name.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
But I'm not going to I'm not going to go
back and look at this thing without following it.

Speaker 7 (03:20):
You see what I'm saying.

Speaker 10 (03:21):
So never even told me that this account existed.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
Because there was no because there was nothing posted yet,
and this is the only thing that's posted.

Speaker 10 (03:30):
But you saw the name of the account, and you
saw the bio in the account, and you knew that
it was hateful toward me, and you were like, let
me support this.

Speaker 7 (03:38):
I'm not.

Speaker 5 (03:39):
Well, So you're saying, Daniel, I mean, Gandhi, if you
follow something, that means you support it. So you're saying
you should never ever follow an account that you are
not supporting.

Speaker 10 (03:49):
I mean, I do kind of feel that way, especially
if it's like an open account, because you can just
go if you want to creep and you want to
see what's going on in the world, you can go
look at an open account. If it were a private account,
that's different. And I know for a fact that there
are people on the show who saw that account, blocked it,
and then reported it, So I feel Nate should do that.

Speaker 7 (04:07):
Well, this is the first I've ever heard of it. So, Okay, Nate,
do you have any final words and then we have
to move on. We have to get to the jury. Yeah,
I think I've stated my case all right. So Daniel,
were you familiar with at all?

Speaker 15 (04:18):
Within his own So my son Spencer is telling me
that he sent me this account three days ago in
my DMS, which obviously why why don't you text me
child and send me to my DMS? You live in
the house with me. So I did not see it,
and I think it is Nate because I think he
should have. First of all, I think he should have
told her about it from the get go, like just
so you know, there's this account. I don't know what

(04:39):
it's going to be, but it's got your name on it,
to make her aware of it from the start.

Speaker 9 (04:43):
And yeah, I mean, yeah, I don't know. It's just
I don't I believe him one hundred percent.

Speaker 7 (04:48):
Question, Well, the question is should he be following it?

Speaker 1 (04:52):
No?

Speaker 5 (04:53):
Okay, so it's them all right?

Speaker 7 (04:57):
Uh Froggy, what do you think you know?

Speaker 6 (05:00):
In the beginning, I would have said it was Gandhi
because Nate was following it for that reason to keep
an eye on it. However, once Gandhi points it out,
he should have unwillingly unfollowed it and said I don't
want anything to do with this and reported it.

Speaker 7 (05:14):
Oh God, now looking good.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Here, Diamond, are you following this?

Speaker 7 (05:19):
Okay, where's Diamonds? But Diamond, what do you think what's
going on here?

Speaker 10 (05:23):
Definitely Nate.

Speaker 7 (05:28):
She didn't even hear the story. This is just like
the computer incident last year. Stop hold on, So what
are your what's your thought? Diamond?

Speaker 15 (05:39):
My thought is that Nate should have screenshot at it
and sent it to Gandhi immediately.

Speaker 7 (05:43):
Should he be following it? Should he be following this?

Speaker 14 (05:47):
Bat?

Speaker 9 (05:47):
Absolutely right?

Speaker 8 (05:49):
Okay, Well, normally, you know, I would agree with Nate.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
But here's the thing.

Speaker 8 (05:54):
You know, people a lot of times they do because
they hate follow others, right, So I've seen hate followers
on a lot out of accounts, and I thought that's
what Nate was doing. And I did think, like what
Froggy was saying, he was trying to get get some info.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
But it looks.

Speaker 8 (06:07):
Bad because if other listeners discover it and they see
who's following, they're gonna see Nate following it. So Navy
unfollow and stand in alliance with the rest.

Speaker 10 (06:16):
Of us, unless he hates.

Speaker 7 (06:19):
Me, unless his account Okay, hold on, hold on, what
a time?

Speaker 2 (06:24):
What Danielle?

Speaker 9 (06:25):
What if he started that account?

Speaker 7 (06:28):
Okay? Okay, now you're you're you're driving us off the road.

Speaker 5 (06:30):
Tokay, okay, So what's your final verdict?

Speaker 7 (06:35):
I am a little I'm on the fence.

Speaker 13 (06:38):
It's you.

Speaker 5 (06:48):
You if I had a microphone in my brain, that's
what you're saying.

Speaker 7 (06:53):
It's yim Okay. Here's what I feel. I feel that
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (06:58):
I'm of the belief if you follow an account, you're
you're voting for that account. You're saying, I sport this account.
That's that's my feeling. I don't and because I know
if it's an open account, you can check it out
anytime you want without following the other On the other hand,
I think, as the senior executive producer of the show
and a friend of Gandhi's, it makes sense for you
to keep an eye on it, so you're you're keeping.

Speaker 7 (07:20):
An eye on it on her we have.

Speaker 5 (07:22):
On the other hand, I don't know why. I don't
know why you didn't tell her about it. I mean,
I don't I don't understand.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
Yeah, you know, I can't remember when I even started
following this to be honest with you. I just started
following it out of more big curiosity and my my
standpoint on these things.

Speaker 7 (07:37):
When people are hateful like.

Speaker 4 (07:38):
This, a lot of times I will follow them and
I'll be like, oh great, this is fantastic, you know,
and and just doubse it right, I will like give
them what they want. I feel like sometimes they want
the attention. So when you give them the attention, then
they back off.

Speaker 5 (07:55):
So you're saying, you're pouring gas on the fire, and
you think that's a good thing.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
I'm pouring gas.

Speaker 7 (08:01):
No, I'm pouring water on their fire.

Speaker 10 (08:04):
No, you're not current gas on the fire to put
it out.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Yeah, okay, the count is following all of us.

Speaker 5 (08:10):
So all right, right, okay, look I don't I wouldn't
mind losing that follower.

Speaker 7 (08:15):
No problem.

Speaker 6 (08:19):
Should unfollow?

Speaker 5 (08:20):
Well no, no, no, you have I think no one's here
to tell you. We can't tell you what you have
to do.

Speaker 10 (08:24):
No, you should do what you want to do.

Speaker 9 (08:26):
But the guys he.

Speaker 15 (08:27):
Looks like he looks like I think he has unfollow
because he looks like he's on the other side.

Speaker 7 (08:33):
If he doesn't, That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (08:35):
I agree, I agree with you Danielle unfollowing Froggy should
follow or not?

Speaker 3 (08:39):
He absolutely should and you should report it.

Speaker 7 (08:43):
Okay, Okay, so there you go. Are you happy? Are
you happy with this outcome?

Speaker 10 (08:48):
I would like justice and I would like us to
start a hate page for Nate, but I think that's
probably already.

Speaker 7 (08:55):
Everyone loves you, and we need a new sweeper.

Speaker 6 (08:57):
We haven't you. It's you, it's them.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
We need it.

Speaker 6 (08:59):
It's yim.

Speaker 7 (09:00):
Yes, you know in the middle of you.

Speaker 5 (09:01):
You know you're pathetic when there's no hate page against you.
I hold you get it all figured out, and I'm
glad that we could. We could come to terms that
you know, coming to blows. Right, there's no physical what
the court's for?

Speaker 16 (09:14):
Right?

Speaker 10 (09:14):
Not yet?

Speaker 2 (09:14):
Right?

Speaker 7 (09:15):
And I just I just hate this is going on.
Someone spends the time.

Speaker 5 (09:18):
It really says a lot everything about the person who
sets up an account like that, totally right.

Speaker 10 (09:23):
I was actually happy and excited and flattered until I
saw his dumb ass following it.

Speaker 7 (09:27):
I know, And I'm sad for people who do things
like that.

Speaker 6 (09:30):
Anyway.

Speaker 7 (09:31):
Anyway, Well, thank you for bringing this to the court.
Are we all happy now?

Speaker 16 (09:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (09:34):
Okay, fill out the feel out the suggestion card at
the end as you exit, you when you wake up.

Speaker 17 (09:40):
Wake up to Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (09:59):
I'm want to get to know so one. You got
to meet new people. You gotta get to know people.

Speaker 5 (10:03):
Getting to know you about I give you Shelby.

Speaker 7 (10:09):
Good morning, Shelby, Good morning. Now, Shelby, have we ever
met each other?

Speaker 16 (10:15):
No? Never, the first time.

Speaker 7 (10:17):
Have you ever met.

Speaker 5 (10:17):
Froggy or Danielle or Gandhi or Scudy or Diamond Ornate?

Speaker 7 (10:23):
Okay?

Speaker 14 (10:24):
Good good?

Speaker 16 (10:25):
No, Hi, hello, good morning.

Speaker 7 (10:28):
Okay. We want to get to know you. I mean,
do you listen to us every day?

Speaker 18 (10:32):
I do?

Speaker 7 (10:33):
Yes, Well, so you're already familiar with our dark, dreary lives.
We want to get to know yours. So what do
you What do you do for a living, Shelby.

Speaker 16 (10:40):
I'm a music teacher.

Speaker 7 (10:42):
Oh who do you teach music to?

Speaker 16 (10:44):
I we kindergarten through fifth grade.

Speaker 5 (10:48):
Okay, here's what we're gonna do. The next question always
has to be based on the answer she gives. She
just said she okay, you teach music to fifth grade?

Speaker 16 (10:56):
You said kindergarten through fifth Okay.

Speaker 7 (10:58):
Through five Thanks got to be Gandhi.

Speaker 10 (11:00):
Next question, what is your favorite part about teaching that
age group?

Speaker 16 (11:06):
They are so enthusiastic all the time. I mean you
could just sing like a hello their song and it's
like the best part of their day.

Speaker 7 (11:14):
Oh wow, music is my favorite class. All right, Froggy
on that. What's your what's your question?

Speaker 6 (11:18):
Can you sing that Hello their song for us?

Speaker 3 (11:21):
Yours?

Speaker 18 (11:22):
Hello there?

Speaker 16 (11:23):
Hello there? How are you?

Speaker 8 (11:25):
How are you?

Speaker 16 (11:26):
It's so good, it's so good to you to be happy,
be happy together?

Speaker 18 (11:37):
Good?

Speaker 15 (11:37):
All right?

Speaker 7 (11:38):
Right, I like you based on that. Danielle, what's your
question for Shelby?

Speaker 9 (11:41):
Have you ever tried out for American Idol?

Speaker 6 (11:44):
Yes?

Speaker 16 (11:45):
I have?

Speaker 10 (11:46):
Oh my god, so sorry I jumped in.

Speaker 7 (11:54):
Okay, Nate your question? What was the.

Speaker 16 (11:55):
Song someone Like You by a Doubt?

Speaker 19 (12:02):
Ah?

Speaker 7 (12:05):
Okay? Based on that one's scary.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Did you make it to Hollywood?

Speaker 12 (12:08):
No?

Speaker 16 (12:09):
No, it's really hard. It's a lot harder than the
way you think. I mean, like you have to go
to in front of producers first, and then there's a
couple of rounds before that before you even meet the
real judges.

Speaker 5 (12:20):
All right, well, can we just pause the action of
getting to know Shelby by the way diamond, fabulous diamond,
diamond gets the Blue Ribbon today, fabulous person to get you?

Speaker 4 (12:29):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (12:29):
All right, So based on your last answer was no,
I didn't make it to Hollywood. Have you ever been
to Hollywood, California?

Speaker 16 (12:35):
No? I wish?

Speaker 7 (12:36):
All right, gandhi.

Speaker 10 (12:38):
Oh another question, Okay, when you encounter a kid who.

Speaker 7 (12:42):
Maybe is no, no, no, no, it has to be based
on her answer.

Speaker 10 (12:45):
Oh, based on the answer.

Speaker 7 (12:46):
So if you're gonna ask about a kid in Hollywood, California,
that's that's totally fun.

Speaker 10 (12:51):
If you had to meet a child actor, now, all right,
if you could do anything in Hollywood, what would that
activity be?

Speaker 16 (12:58):
I would love to sing in front of a bunch
of people.

Speaker 7 (13:03):
You just you just did, by the way, by ten
million people.

Speaker 6 (13:05):
You know what.

Speaker 5 (13:06):
You just had a bigger audience here than you ever haad,
all right, Froggy. Based on that, what's your question?

Speaker 6 (13:13):
What is your favorite song to sing in front of
a lot of people?

Speaker 2 (13:16):
The Hello song?

Speaker 16 (13:18):
Your future husband? Meghan Trainer?

Speaker 5 (13:22):
Oh, okay, Danielle, I don't know whose turn is it?

Speaker 7 (13:25):
Yes, Danielle, what's your question? Based on that?

Speaker 15 (13:27):
Okay, So other than Meghan Trainer, what are some of
your other musical influences the Jonah brother.

Speaker 7 (13:33):
Oh my god, all right, I like it, Nate.

Speaker 4 (13:36):
Okay, question, do you sing the Jonahs Brothers or a
Megan Trainer when you go to karaoke nights?

Speaker 20 (13:42):
Yes?

Speaker 16 (13:42):
Absolutely, I go to all right, scary.

Speaker 7 (13:46):
I hope you can base it on that, but let's
try to switch.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
It on the switch.

Speaker 8 (13:49):
So, uh, what during those karaoke knights? Has there ever
been a drunken night where you embarrassed yourself? And if so,
what was the experience?

Speaker 15 (13:57):
Like?

Speaker 16 (13:59):
Uh, never really drunken, because I try to stay relatively
sober when I'm going to perform, but there's a couple
of times where I did mess up and then I
kind of like make a weird face on stage, and
then I just kind of go through with it anyway.

Speaker 5 (14:14):
Okay, So I have to base my question on that,
but I want to switch it up. I'm getting I'm
getting kind of bored. I get it, but I want
to know more about Shelby. Okay, So the last thing
she says was I don't really get drunk, but I'd
have messed it up and made a face.

Speaker 7 (14:28):
What was it about making a face?

Speaker 16 (14:30):
I make weird faces all the time, like my face question, do.

Speaker 7 (14:33):
You make weird faces in the throes of passion?

Speaker 19 (14:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (14:36):
Yeah, the answer was yes, Okay, okay, so gandhi Ganci.

Speaker 7 (14:42):
I kind of switched it up.

Speaker 10 (14:45):
Topic. Then what is your love life?

Speaker 8 (14:49):
Like?

Speaker 10 (14:49):
Are we married, single, dating anybody? What's going on?

Speaker 16 (14:52):
Well, I've been going out with the same person for
almost eight years now, and I'm like trying to hint
it to him, like let's go, let's go, let to
get on this roller coaster, like where's the ring?

Speaker 18 (15:03):
Come on?

Speaker 7 (15:04):
Come on, all right, Froggy.

Speaker 5 (15:06):
By the way, if you're turning this home, we're getting
to know Shelby. Each answer from every question has to
prompt another question. Froggy, what's your next question?

Speaker 6 (15:14):
How much more time are you willing to give this
guy before you told them the crapper get question?

Speaker 16 (15:21):
Good question. I would say maybe ten years is the limit?

Speaker 7 (15:25):
Okay?

Speaker 9 (15:25):
And wait, how many years?

Speaker 7 (15:26):
Has there been eight?

Speaker 16 (15:28):
I'm almost eight?

Speaker 7 (15:29):
Yeah, all right, Danielle.

Speaker 9 (15:30):
Based on that, go have you already picked out the
type of ring that you want? Does he know?

Speaker 16 (15:37):
And I've shown him and I was like, this is it,
this is the one. You're easy peasy, like all you
need to do is like, come on, hurry.

Speaker 5 (15:42):
Up, all right, So, Nate, she's chosen a ring. She's
waiting waiting for the ring to be purchased. What is
your question for Shelby.

Speaker 6 (15:48):
I'm really trying to change this up.

Speaker 7 (15:50):
How big is the ring gonna be?

Speaker 2 (15:52):
What?

Speaker 6 (15:53):
No ring?

Speaker 16 (15:55):
At least a carrot?

Speaker 7 (15:56):
Okay, some things.

Speaker 10 (15:58):
He asked about the size of the wrong thing.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
Yeah, well see that's why I prompted a size question.

Speaker 5 (16:03):
Okay, okay, okay, okay, let me let me follow up.
So your answer was at least a carrot.

Speaker 7 (16:07):
My question is other than carrots, what's your favorite vegetable?

Speaker 16 (16:14):
This is one of your favorites, corn on the cob.

Speaker 10 (16:17):
But that's not a vegetable, is shut up?

Speaker 5 (16:21):
I know if you don't like Danielle and dentist dunch,
you shut up.

Speaker 7 (16:26):
It's my vegetable. I based on that she likes corn
on the cob, and then we go to Gandhi. One
more round, one more round as we get to know Shelby.

Speaker 10 (16:35):
Okay, if that's your favorite vegetable, what is your favorite
other type of food? If you can eat at any restaurant?
Where are we going?

Speaker 16 (16:41):
Oh Italian.

Speaker 7 (16:44):
Froggy?

Speaker 6 (16:45):
Okay, So of Italian. So if this guy doesn't work out,
do you have a new brasole picked out?

Speaker 16 (16:55):
Yes, someone who can cook me Italian food every day.
That's who I need.

Speaker 7 (16:59):
Okay, all right, we're on something. Something is Danielle questions.

Speaker 9 (17:03):
We're talking about south age and bjol. Do you prefer
a big brajol or a smaller bra joel?

Speaker 16 (17:09):
Oh, beg you know you gotta go big?

Speaker 13 (17:11):
Okay to go home?

Speaker 2 (17:15):
All right?

Speaker 7 (17:16):
She likes her brojol. And by the way, if you
don't know what bra jeol is, go look that up.
Of course, sausage sausage.

Speaker 6 (17:22):
What's your question?

Speaker 7 (17:23):
Well, how large is your significant others braco?

Speaker 13 (17:25):
I got.

Speaker 5 (17:27):
Everybody was thinking, Okay, you don't have to answer that, Shelby,
but he did ask.

Speaker 16 (17:33):
I don't know how to.

Speaker 7 (17:35):
You don't have to, I think she already did.

Speaker 9 (17:37):
She said, go big or go home? Well, okay, all.

Speaker 7 (17:40):
Right, and finally, scary, what's your last question? No answer,
she said. Her answer was I don't think I want
to answer or I don't know how to answer.

Speaker 8 (17:51):
That question was answered, well, if this guy doesn't propose,
are you thinking of dumping this brajeole for another brue?

Speaker 7 (17:57):
She already said, we already answered that it's scary.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
Come on, come on, okay, how many Bronzeoles.

Speaker 7 (18:10):
Have you been?

Speaker 2 (18:12):
You know you?

Speaker 6 (18:17):
How many different Brusheles have you sampled?

Speaker 19 (18:19):
Ok?

Speaker 5 (18:20):
Guys, let's do you know what, Shelby.

Speaker 6 (18:23):
We did?

Speaker 7 (18:24):
We did.

Speaker 5 (18:28):
We did learn a lot about you today, Shelby, and
we also learned a lot about each other. Yeah, I know,
I know, I know. Hey, look, I hope you have
a great day with the fifth graders. Thanks for letting
us get to know you. That was a lot of fun.

Speaker 16 (18:47):
Yeah, thank you so so much.

Speaker 3 (18:49):
Was this was the best.

Speaker 16 (18:50):
Day of my life ours.

Speaker 5 (18:52):
Have a great day, Shelby, and have fun a school today.
And thanks for being an educator. We love that you
know that.

Speaker 16 (18:57):
Yes, yes, thank you so much.

Speaker 7 (18:59):
Love you guys, it's a pleasure. Love you too. And
there you go, getting to know you. It's so important
to get to know people.

Speaker 5 (19:04):
And if you're interviewing people, just base your question off
what they just told you.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
That's all.

Speaker 19 (19:12):
Hello, little Louis, what do you want for Christmas this year?

Speaker 9 (19:16):
I really want to go to the North Pool?

Speaker 13 (19:18):
Yes, you son of a bitch dog bury you and cold.

Speaker 17 (19:25):
Merry Christmas from Elvis Duran in the Morning show. Merry
Christmas from Elvis Terrana in the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (19:39):
They is famous for his old man like dead joke.
He has his old tiny words.

Speaker 5 (19:47):
's is the fact that I said old tiny sounds
like something he would say.

Speaker 7 (19:51):
Yeah, dag Nabby, I said dad joke last night? Oh
there was a great one. What dad joke did he.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
Send you last night? I want to hear it. Oh, Froggy,
I think should do it. His delivery is gonna be
way better than mine.

Speaker 6 (20:02):
Okay, So I asked, the question is let me find
the joke here?

Speaker 2 (20:06):
It is?

Speaker 6 (20:08):
What was Beethoven's favorite fruit? Oh?

Speaker 7 (20:11):
What?

Speaker 2 (20:11):
What?

Speaker 6 (20:13):
But no, no, no, that's.

Speaker 7 (20:21):
Such an old dad and me joke. All right?

Speaker 5 (20:22):
So anyway, what was the new one that came over
the text? Froggy?

Speaker 6 (20:27):
What kind of doctor is doctor Pepper?

Speaker 7 (20:30):
What kind of doctor is doctor Pepper?

Speaker 6 (20:32):
He's a physician.

Speaker 5 (20:38):
Hey, why did the football coach go to the bank?
Why to get his quarterback? It's time for that joke.
Why can't a leopard hide? He's always spotted?

Speaker 9 (20:52):
Hey, oil.

Speaker 7 (20:56):
Air used to be free at the gas station.

Speaker 5 (20:57):
Now it costs two to fifty fine inflation.

Speaker 7 (21:05):
You do the whole point of dad jokes, is there's
supposed to be like? Oh god, Dad groaners.

Speaker 5 (21:12):
Line twenty three is Amber up in beautiful Saratoga, New York.
What a beautiful town you live in? Amber, I love Saratoga.

Speaker 16 (21:19):
Thank you. It is amazing.

Speaker 7 (21:20):
It is amazing, Amber, Give me my give me my
dad joke.

Speaker 18 (21:25):
What do you call a pig that knows karate?

Speaker 6 (21:28):
Why?

Speaker 16 (21:28):
Why a pork chop?

Speaker 13 (21:31):
Pork chop?

Speaker 5 (21:34):
You go, thank you Amber. Line twenty four is China
down in Melbourne, Florida. Hello, China, Hi, come on, give
me a dad joke.

Speaker 21 (21:45):
Okay, did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?

Speaker 2 (21:48):
Really really? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (21:50):
Apparently it runs in our jeans?

Speaker 5 (21:54):
Oh god, Ali, China, Thank you you.

Speaker 7 (22:01):
We will now.

Speaker 5 (22:02):
Line twenty two Nikki from Alabama. How's everything in Salem, Alabama?

Speaker 6 (22:07):
Doing?

Speaker 20 (22:08):
It's great?

Speaker 6 (22:09):
How are you?

Speaker 7 (22:10):
We're doing? Okay? But we need a dad joke. Nikki,
go ahead, Oh I got it?

Speaker 18 (22:14):
What does a part?

Speaker 20 (22:16):
What kind of parate?

Speaker 22 (22:18):
Oh god?

Speaker 5 (22:19):
What kind of movie does a pirate like to watch?

Speaker 7 (22:21):
What kind of movie does a pirate like to watch?
Thank you, Nikki, You're you're our dad of the day.
We appreciate it. Pull on one second, I just love
dad jokes.

Speaker 15 (22:34):
My dad would have been loving this segment. He would
have been texting me right now, Dred, this is frontdostic.

Speaker 10 (22:43):
My dad is not listening because he would try to contribute.

Speaker 7 (22:45):
Yeah, well that that's the whole point, is your dad?

Speaker 6 (22:47):
Yeah, Frog, I'm really concerned about the calendar. Why is
that because it's days are numbered?

Speaker 1 (22:58):
A heart attack?

Speaker 19 (22:58):
Over?

Speaker 2 (22:59):
There was a good one.

Speaker 5 (23:02):
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? No, he just
wanted a little more space.

Speaker 6 (23:11):
Can't follow will Smith in the snow? How you just
look for the fresh Prince? These are good ones, right,
they're good.

Speaker 7 (23:24):
These are great.

Speaker 5 (23:25):
I mean they're so bad they're supposed to be bad, right, Yeah, come.

Speaker 7 (23:30):
On, Nate, give me a dad joke. Here's the dad
in the room.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (23:33):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (23:33):
Why couldn't the bicycles stand up by itself? How come
it was too tired?

Speaker 6 (23:43):
What did the ocean say to the beach?

Speaker 7 (23:46):
What?

Speaker 6 (23:47):
Nothing? It just waved?

Speaker 5 (23:51):
Why was six afraid of seven? Why because seven?

Speaker 20 (23:57):
Eight?

Speaker 13 (23:57):
Nine?

Speaker 7 (24:02):
Okay, we're done?

Speaker 5 (24:03):
Okay, wait wait, wait, wait, what do you call a
pencil with two erasers?

Speaker 7 (24:07):
What pointless?

Speaker 6 (24:11):
What did one wall say to the other what what,
I'll meet you at the corner?

Speaker 7 (24:17):
Oh, I got one?

Speaker 2 (24:19):
Where do you learn to make a banana split?

Speaker 7 (24:21):
Where Sunday school?

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (24:29):
God, Dad jokes very.

Speaker 7 (24:34):
I know, because they're supposed to be stupid.

Speaker 9 (24:35):
They're supposed to be Dad, We're not dead.

Speaker 7 (24:37):
Garrett had one? Why didn't the melons get married?

Speaker 10 (24:41):
Why?

Speaker 7 (24:42):
Because they can't? Elope?

Speaker 10 (24:45):
I do have one? What's brown and sticky?

Speaker 7 (24:50):
What a stick.

Speaker 14 (24:53):
It?

Speaker 7 (24:54):
Okay? What did the eggs say when it got turned up?

Speaker 19 (24:58):
But?

Speaker 7 (24:58):
What?

Speaker 6 (24:59):
I lita?

Speaker 9 (25:05):
Where I had guys?

Speaker 7 (25:07):
Okay? I get it. I get it.

Speaker 5 (25:09):
How people are texting them in? How do you organize
a space party?

Speaker 3 (25:14):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (25:17):
I don't know what. I'm sorry, I lost it. I
hate this texting system. This texting system is the worst
in the world.

Speaker 6 (25:31):
Why should you knock before opening the fridge?

Speaker 2 (25:34):
Why?

Speaker 1 (25:34):
Why?

Speaker 6 (25:35):
Because there could be a salad dressing in there?

Speaker 7 (25:42):
I gotta go.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Hey, what do you call it when a snowman throws
a tantrum? What a meltdown?

Speaker 7 (25:55):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (25:58):
What type of phone does the turtle use?

Speaker 7 (26:00):
Reever? I don't care, we don't, I don't, we don't
want to know. That's it. We're the plug.

Speaker 5 (26:11):
How do you organize a space party, you planet.

Speaker 7 (26:18):
That's it, We're done. Why are you laughing?

Speaker 6 (26:26):
Frog?

Speaker 9 (26:26):
He joke about the dressing.

Speaker 7 (26:28):
I love that one.

Speaker 13 (26:29):
So stupid.

Speaker 7 (26:31):
I love you're all stupid.

Speaker 5 (26:33):
That's the point, right, I mean, that's the point of
a dad joke. Stupid, Like, oh Dad, it's embarrassing. It's
like your dad out mowing the yard in Bermuda shorts
with black socks and sandals.

Speaker 7 (26:45):
That's that's something that Gandhi's dad would do, probably.

Speaker 10 (26:47):
Totally, his little new balances and his socks hiked up
almost to the knee.

Speaker 7 (26:52):
Perfect.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
Wait.

Speaker 15 (26:52):
One day we were down in Wildwood, New Jersey, and
my mom and I were waiting for my dad to arrive.

Speaker 9 (26:58):
And he gets there.

Speaker 15 (27:00):
He's looking out of the window at the hotel and
she goes, Daddy, come over here.

Speaker 9 (27:04):
Just look at that. She goes, this is what he's wearing.
What the hell is that? It doesn't even match? I'm
so embarrassed. So yeah, I always remember going, oh, yeah,
you're right, Mom.

Speaker 10 (27:14):
Totally, I know.

Speaker 5 (27:15):
But I gotta tell you know that there are days
I leave the house and Alex is like, you're gonna
wear that?

Speaker 7 (27:19):
Really?

Speaker 5 (27:19):
I mean, well, yeah, it's comfortable, you know, So I
can see how you can fall into a wardrobe of disrepair,
which I'm doing. Remember me, I mean, gosh, a couple
years ago, I was wearing all the fabulous clothes. I was, yeah,
he's dressing like an eighteen year old and people looked
at me like, what are you doing?

Speaker 7 (27:37):
Old man dressing? And now dress like an old man.

Speaker 9 (27:41):
No, you don't know.

Speaker 7 (27:42):
Yes, I do, Oh I do.

Speaker 9 (27:43):
I'mumky, I'm all good here, Santa.

Speaker 10 (27:47):
All I want for Christmas this year.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
Is a fan, because I love the way it feels
like me when I go to sleep.

Speaker 19 (27:53):
Dear Emily, here's your fan, and here's Santa stomping on
it with his big.

Speaker 13 (27:59):
Black I hope you never fall asleep. Love Santa.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Merry Christmas.

Speaker 17 (28:12):
From Elvis Terran in the Morning Shown, they ran together
with you tell mister Ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (28:30):
Alright, would I sure do?

Speaker 2 (28:36):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (28:37):
Let's go talk to Brianna on line eight. Hello Brianna, Hi,
welcome to the show. It's good to have you here.

Speaker 13 (28:44):
Hi.

Speaker 18 (28:46):
I'm so excited.

Speaker 20 (28:48):
You.

Speaker 7 (28:49):
Is it true you're a fourth grade teacher?

Speaker 5 (28:52):
I am yes. Oh you know that melts our heart.
So did you decorate the classroom for the holidays.

Speaker 20 (28:59):
Oh yeah, like two weeks before Thanksgiving.

Speaker 7 (29:04):
Anyway, So do you know your Christmas music?

Speaker 18 (29:07):
Oh?

Speaker 16 (29:08):
Yeah, for sure. I listened to it all the time
during this time of year. My husband wants to like
drive me insane, you know driving.

Speaker 7 (29:15):
Okay, this is good.

Speaker 5 (29:16):
What we're gonna do is play a round of finish
the lyric Christmas hits.

Speaker 7 (29:22):
Okay, you think you know all these words, You're gonna
a little surprised.

Speaker 5 (29:26):
I was trying to test myself and I was like, whoa.

Speaker 7 (29:29):
I didn't know those were those words. So here we go.

Speaker 22 (29:31):
How a time I hear these converse contests, I'm always like,
how do you not know that?

Speaker 17 (29:36):
So I'm hoping I do.

Speaker 22 (29:37):
Okay, Yeah, we're hoping.

Speaker 5 (29:38):
The Christmas classics will be easier to recall. Hey, Nate,
we have something special to give her at the end
of this. Yeah, okay, so we may have to unwrap
a present for you. All right, Well, here we go.
Let's play finish the lyric Christmas hits.

Speaker 7 (29:49):
Here is song number one, number one. Finish these lyrics.

Speaker 13 (29:52):
It's the most wonderful time.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
The kids jingle, belly go, and.

Speaker 12 (30:06):
Hearts will be telling, a good tear will be telling.

Speaker 7 (30:12):
Misunderstand it.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 13 (30:15):
It's it's and.

Speaker 5 (30:16):
Everyone telling you be of good cheer. It's the most
wonderful time of.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
Year, and everyone telling you be of good cheer.

Speaker 13 (30:25):
It's time.

Speaker 5 (30:28):
Thank you, Mandy Williams. All right, let's try this one.
You'll get this one, no, no problem here, Brionna. Listen closely, Oh.

Speaker 19 (30:39):
Christmas, just like the ones I used to.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
Know, and go, may your day very bright.

Speaker 5 (30:52):
Oh no, you forgot about the treetops listening and children
listening and hearing slave sh okay, listen, okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 7 (31:11):
Let's let's try this one. Here we go.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
I want to give the bottom, holy hip the bottom.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
Come on, gotty, don't want.

Speaker 13 (31:23):
A doll, no dingky dinger, joy go.

Speaker 10 (31:36):
I want a hippopotamast away with a joy.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
Lit'll be alright.

Speaker 7 (31:45):
Let's try this one. Okay, let's see if you can
finish these lyrics. Here we go.

Speaker 6 (31:50):
Twice, Shy, I keep my distastistic catch.

Speaker 9 (31:57):
Tell me.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
That ask me.

Speaker 16 (32:03):
Oh my god, you keep cutting it off where I
don't know.

Speaker 7 (32:08):
Well, it's been a year.

Speaker 5 (32:09):
It doesn't surprise me. Going okay, I know it's very challenging.

Speaker 7 (32:18):
Okay, let's see if you can finish these Christmas lyrics.
Brianna to the.

Speaker 19 (32:22):
Lot like Christmas.

Speaker 13 (32:27):
Everywhere you go.

Speaker 22 (32:31):
Okay, go go look at the five and ten listening once.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
Again with candy canes.

Speaker 7 (32:51):
Very good, our friend, Michael B. Boy, all right, you
got one. This is good. Okay, you've got to finish
these lyrics. Listen closely.

Speaker 22 (32:56):
Here we go, Rihanna, Santa Claus will make me happy?

Speaker 3 (33:11):
Okay, yeah, all right, the official theme for the holidays.

Speaker 5 (33:23):
All right, here's here's a challenging one.

Speaker 18 (33:40):
Go please Christmas be.

Speaker 5 (33:49):
All right, here's one of my favorite Christmas classics of
all time.

Speaker 7 (33:53):
Finish these lyrics.

Speaker 19 (33:57):
Wait to see the man chilling when his talk at
the park, the very stony wood, my heart full of.

Speaker 7 (34:01):
Fil come on Christmas in Hollis run DMC.

Speaker 22 (34:09):
I can't even try.

Speaker 5 (34:10):
Okay, looked at his dog, Oh my god, an ill reindeer.
All right, how about how about this one, Brianna, listen jing.

Speaker 19 (34:25):
Jingle bell, jingle bell around there, jingle bells wing and
jingle bells.

Speaker 20 (34:31):
Ring, snow where and blowing up bush for fun?

Speaker 7 (34:36):
There you go, day, you got it.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
Snowing and blowing blooring.

Speaker 7 (34:44):
All right, there's no way she's gonna get the next one.

Speaker 10 (34:46):
You don't think so, No, Danielle will that's where the
streets riding so much to you.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
I should be playing in the winter snow.

Speaker 9 (34:58):
But I'm gonna be under the miss very good.

Speaker 13 (35:02):
You want to get it to bebs?

Speaker 10 (35:09):
Love you Beabs?

Speaker 7 (35:11):
Is this next one? I'm gonna get this. That's not
my next one? Oh yes it is.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
Yes, Christmas, it's the best time.

Speaker 22 (35:26):
I don't know if there will be snow.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
Very good. I don't know if there will be snow,
but half a cup of.

Speaker 5 (35:37):
Cheer the one famous burl Eyes. All right now, this
is the one. I don't know if you're gonna get
this one.

Speaker 7 (35:42):
Let's see if you do this my favorite.

Speaker 20 (35:44):
Song Timmy, Um, yes, I heard words rhymes true.

Speaker 7 (36:12):
If he won't be here.

Speaker 13 (36:12):
Next year, won't.

Speaker 7 (36:17):
All right?

Speaker 10 (36:17):
The best Christmas?

Speaker 7 (36:18):
Are we still playing this game? We've been playing it
since last Christmas Christmas? Okay, let's see if you get
this one.

Speaker 3 (36:25):
Run that gotta make it the town Patra making Harry Colling.

Speaker 13 (36:32):
He can take the freeway down.

Speaker 18 (36:37):
Run run.

Speaker 5 (36:40):
Yeah, because I'm really really like a merry go round.

Speaker 13 (36:50):
Around.

Speaker 5 (36:53):
I got two more. Let's see if you can get it.
Get at least one of these. Here we go, here's
the next.

Speaker 9 (36:59):
The fun I've missed.

Speaker 15 (37:02):
Think of all the fellows that I haven't kissed.

Speaker 9 (37:08):
Next year I could be just as good.

Speaker 20 (37:13):
Mm hmmm, oh my god, you're so close.

Speaker 7 (37:23):
Next year I could be just as good. If you
check off my Christmas.

Speaker 5 (37:35):
Okay, one more, and of course this is, of of course,
the song that everyone canceled last year.

Speaker 21 (37:40):
Here we go, neighbors, my.

Speaker 7 (38:04):
No caps, what's that it is?

Speaker 5 (38:07):
We all agree it's it's a very ray Pee song.
Oh my god, baby, it's calling us. All right, guess
what we have something just for you? Give it to her, Nate.

Speaker 7 (38:18):
That's right. It's the KMBE all in one Coffee and
it's all the ways you Brew. Don't forget.

Speaker 4 (38:22):
It's Delongey's days of giving bye now at Delongey dot com.

Speaker 5 (38:26):
We love our friends at Delongey and we're gonna give
you your your comby all in one Coffee and Espresso maker.

Speaker 7 (38:31):
You're gonna love it.

Speaker 22 (38:32):
Brianna, thank you so much.

Speaker 5 (38:34):
You know you have a very merry Christmas. Hold one second,
and thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 7 (38:38):
And there you go.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
Hold on, someone's been here, Santa Why are you pooping
in my house?

Speaker 19 (38:46):
Trying to eat lots of cookies and sometimes that makes diarrhea.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Merry Christmas from Elvis ter Ran in the Morning show.

Speaker 13 (38:59):
Hi, I'm Taple Hey Smith.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
Hey, it's Katy Perry wishing you a very merry Christmas.
Killista Ran in the Morning show.

Speaker 5 (39:08):
Okay, there's a radio guy named Bob Bronson, oh boy,
and he used to work down the hall at light FM.
He did the morning show with our friend Christine Nagy
and and he would come down every Christmas.

Speaker 7 (39:21):
He would come down and bring us cookies and remind our.

Speaker 5 (39:23):
Listeners to turn us off and turn on light FM
because they played nothing but Christmas music. Therefore, we banned
him from our show because he was stealing our listeners.
It so, he recently decided he wanted to leave New
York and move down south, and in doing so, he
packed his bags and left.

Speaker 7 (39:40):
But we think he took a lot of stuff with
Merry Christmas. Where's the Christmas tree?

Speaker 9 (39:48):
There's nothing to decorate for light FM.

Speaker 5 (39:51):
So Light of Fev decided to go to the Christmas
closet to pull their tree out. It's gone, and they said, okay,
let's make some coffee and talk about this. They went
to make coffee and they wanted to go toast some
bagels in their delongey oven.

Speaker 7 (40:07):
It was gone, gone not cool.

Speaker 5 (40:09):
So they're saying that Bob Bronson took everything with him.

Speaker 10 (40:13):
Yeah, well, apparently there was a witness to the convection oven.

Speaker 7 (40:16):
For sure, Patty was steal a con Wait, hold on,
back up.

Speaker 5 (40:20):
Remember the day Scary stole a convection oven out of
my office.

Speaker 8 (40:23):
Yes, you know, but that was because it was gone
unused and it was on your floor for two months, and.

Speaker 7 (40:28):
It was on my floor. It was my oven.

Speaker 5 (40:29):
Don't take stuff I didn't anybody wanted it. I'm like,
I'll use it. I mean stonehenge rocks have been there
for years. Doesn't mean you can take them because they're
being used.

Speaker 10 (40:40):
Okay, so doesn't mean it's.

Speaker 7 (40:42):
Yeah, so Scary and Bob Bronson have a little something
in common.

Speaker 10 (40:48):
Laughed so hard. I'm like, oh my god. Really. On
the way out, I kind of respect the move, and
then I started looking around for what I would take.
But at the same time, now they have no tree.

Speaker 5 (40:56):
But wait a minute, okay, so I can see why
if he would take the DELONGI toaster oven.

Speaker 7 (41:02):
I get that, But a Christmas tree?

Speaker 2 (41:05):
I mean, how do you.

Speaker 7 (41:06):
Even walk out of a building with a like? I
guess it was in the box.

Speaker 10 (41:09):
Yeah, I had have a been in the decorations to
the tree.

Speaker 9 (41:14):
She faster, you get one decorations.

Speaker 5 (41:17):
Now, don't don't say these things until we know why.
I mean, there could be a chance that he bought
maybe he paid for it.

Speaker 10 (41:24):
Maybe I've really been trying to do investigations around here
and get all the answers.

Speaker 9 (41:28):
Maybe it's very you know, attached to that tree, or.

Speaker 7 (41:32):
It's attached to his hands. So let me ask you
a question.

Speaker 5 (41:35):
Do we need to uh purchase a new tree for
our friends at Light FM?

Speaker 7 (41:41):
Can you get them on the phone? Are they here?

Speaker 10 (41:43):
Yeah, they're here.

Speaker 7 (41:44):
Can we call uh? Can you call Cobby?

Speaker 5 (41:46):
Yeah, we can do that, because you know, they're playing
like fifteen Christmas songs in a row.

Speaker 7 (41:49):
They're not doing anything down there.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
That's awful.

Speaker 8 (41:52):
That's like waking up on Christmas morning with a turd
in your stock, the Grinch that's still Christmas.

Speaker 10 (42:00):
Shoting into the bag, no one else thinking. It's kind
of hilarious.

Speaker 13 (42:05):
A tree.

Speaker 9 (42:07):
Ask you a question?

Speaker 15 (42:08):
If you left tomorrow what would you take with you?

Speaker 9 (42:13):
You wouldn't take anything.

Speaker 6 (42:14):
I wouldn't take.

Speaker 7 (42:18):
There's nothing in this caved in building that I want
in my life.

Speaker 9 (42:22):
Something I would take it.

Speaker 5 (42:23):
I have some artwork in my office I'll take and
that's it. There's nothing else I need. Are we getting
him on the line?

Speaker 7 (42:27):
Is he there?

Speaker 2 (42:28):
They're getting him right now?

Speaker 7 (42:29):
Oh my god.

Speaker 10 (42:30):
I would try to leave with my dignity, but I
don't think.

Speaker 7 (42:32):
That's gonna You have none left that's gone.

Speaker 8 (42:35):
What would go through somebody's head in walking out of
any job with with things?

Speaker 2 (42:40):
Is it because they want revenge? Is it they being spiteful?

Speaker 7 (42:45):
By the way? And I mean, we're not turning this
into a bash Bob Bronson.

Speaker 6 (42:48):
No, no, no, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (42:51):
We don't know. That's the thing. We don't know. The
well he took the tree or the oven, I would.

Speaker 10 (42:55):
Do it solely out of revenge. I just want everyone
to know that.

Speaker 7 (42:59):
Okay, what revenge? What revenge do you have against us?

Speaker 1 (43:02):
Well?

Speaker 10 (43:02):
I don't have any here, So everything's getting left behind.
But I've left some places where I thought I should
take that.

Speaker 7 (43:07):
We didn't take it.

Speaker 15 (43:08):
We didn't Someone that used to work here that said
when they left the building, they were going to poop
the table. But that's that's leaving something behind, not taking
it with them.

Speaker 5 (43:17):
No, he still works here. He's down at k TU. Yes,
all right, well we're not getting him on the phone.
Let's just do something else. But let's find out if
they need a tree, because I don't like the fact
that light of M's down there playing nothing but Christmas
music and they have no tree.

Speaker 13 (43:34):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 10 (43:36):
Maybe we're still lend them hours.

Speaker 7 (43:38):
Scary.

Speaker 5 (43:38):
Why don't you go steal another dong the oven and
take it down there? That yeah, broddy, I've.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
Got Daniel on the hotline.

Speaker 7 (43:45):
Okay, put her on. Okay, let's go, what.

Speaker 5 (43:51):
Hello, Daniel, how you doing.

Speaker 7 (43:56):
I at least I believe that.

Speaker 18 (43:58):
I can't believe it talking about this. I discovered half
the stuff I bought with my own money. This guy
took home with him.

Speaker 7 (44:11):
Okay, so we know he took the light of Christmas tree.

Speaker 18 (44:15):
Yeah, because I bought he Okay, let me backtrack for
you a minute. Okay, broke Kate broke a tree when
we were doing a commercial, right, so then I a
new tree. Yeah, yeah, he snapped the bottom because he
could be a dope.

Speaker 7 (44:34):
Okay, So he broke he a Christmas tree? Then what happened?

Speaker 18 (44:37):
Then I bought a new one with my own money? Right,
I went to talk and I got a new tree.
And then I said, all right, Bob, this is the
new tree. I'm gonna leave it in the corner for
next year. What happens I go to decorate, it ain't there.

Speaker 7 (44:56):
Danielle, are we one hundredercent? Sure? He walked out with
the Ristmas tree?

Speaker 18 (45:01):
I'm eighty five percent? Is gonna take it? Delilah, she
ain't here, I know, tad question?

Speaker 7 (45:11):
What about the delongey toaster oven? Who took that?

Speaker 18 (45:15):
He took that? He took the toaster oven through? I
gotta tell you it's guys, that's sticky fingers.

Speaker 7 (45:23):
No way, let's be fair. Was it his toaster oven?

Speaker 10 (45:27):
It was not.

Speaker 18 (45:28):
It was his cousin Vinnie's.

Speaker 7 (45:33):
Well, okay, what this is?

Speaker 2 (45:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 18 (45:36):
He had this cousin guy come in all the time
and cook for us, and then uh, oh, no, Vito.
I think it was Vito of Vinnie one of those
things and he would come in and he I gotta
show you, I have a whole big bag. I take
a picture of it. Later of all the stuff that
Vito would cook with, and he had this fancy toaster oven,
and he took the toasta and goes, this is mine,

(45:57):
and he walked out with it.

Speaker 5 (45:59):
All right, Okay, So Danielle, Danielle, Okay, we gotta we
gotta rush it.

Speaker 7 (46:04):
But I got a question for you.

Speaker 5 (46:05):
Do we need to take care of our relatives down
at light of Him and buy them a new Christmas tree?

Speaker 18 (46:11):
I mean it's up to you. I just bought one
the other day.

Speaker 7 (46:13):
Oh well, if they have one, then we're fine.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
All right, We're fine.

Speaker 5 (46:16):
Okay, Well, let me know if they need anything, because
it sounds like the Grinch really rip them off.

Speaker 7 (46:22):
If we can help them do anything, just let us know.

Speaker 18 (46:24):
Okay, I'll give you a call late. I'm gonna I'm
gonna go in and there a little bit.

Speaker 5 (46:30):
All right, thank you, Danielle. I got a Covey on
the line. We have covey. Ye, there's covey. Okay, Hi, Cobby.

Speaker 18 (46:36):
Oh hello there, guys.

Speaker 5 (46:37):
So we hear that your predecessor took everything and robbed
you blind. And so if you need anything else, I mean,
here you have a Christmas tree at light f Him.
But if you need anything else for decorating. Anything that
Bob took, we'll replace it.

Speaker 7 (46:49):
What do you need?

Speaker 18 (46:50):
Are you buying whatever you need?

Speaker 7 (46:52):
Well, we could use a really nice Christmas tree.

Speaker 5 (46:54):
The one we have right here is like the Peanuts one.

Speaker 7 (46:56):
It's like it's pretty bad.

Speaker 5 (46:59):
Okay, I tell you what do we have here? Andrew
come here please. We'll get Andrew down there right now
to measure, and we're gonna fill up every squareage.

Speaker 7 (47:07):
Yeah, we're gonna get you a tree. We have to.

Speaker 12 (47:09):
Yeah, oh my god, Christine, you're getting a new tree.

Speaker 18 (47:12):
Well, hang up Christine here.

Speaker 6 (47:14):
Hello.

Speaker 7 (47:15):
Yeah, it's a good old fashioned Christmas miracle.

Speaker 18 (47:19):
Are you father Christmas?

Speaker 5 (47:21):
I'm daddy Christmas. Yeah, we heard that Bob Bronson took
your tree. We're gonna get you a new one.

Speaker 18 (47:25):
Okay, thank you so much, Thank you.

Speaker 6 (47:29):
Ours is kind of bent.

Speaker 18 (47:30):
And falling over, so yeah, I could tell you I
appreciate that.

Speaker 5 (47:35):
And I can Christine, I can hear you like trying
to talk through the tears of joy. But we love you, guys,
and Merry Christmas to light of him.

Speaker 22 (47:43):
Okay, oh we love you too, Thank you so much.

Speaker 9 (47:46):
All right, Okay, Covey took something as well Bob's job.

Speaker 7 (47:49):
Yeah, what to day?

Speaker 2 (47:55):
What to day?

Speaker 13 (47:56):
Christmas is almost here? What's this going on here?

Speaker 7 (48:09):
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Speaker 1 (48:13):
Else?

Speaker 19 (48:13):
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Speaker 10 (48:14):
It's an elf Orgie? Dear care to join us?

Speaker 19 (48:19):
Well, it has been a long day.

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Speaker 5 (54:05):
All right, so the Internet is telling me that I'm
hanging my Christmas tree lights all wrong. Oh wow, okay,
So okay, first of all, like many people, my tree
backs up against a wall, right, yeah, and we we
kind of talked about this the other day. They're saying
that you should never ever put lights on the back
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(54:26):
the way around the tree. You're supposed to go up
and down vertically, start at the bottom and go straight
to the top and then back down again.

Speaker 9 (54:34):
Okay, I've never done that.

Speaker 7 (54:36):
I've been doing it wrong all these years.

Speaker 6 (54:38):
Yeah, I've always gone around in a circle.

Speaker 10 (54:40):
Well, why does it have to be one way.

Speaker 9 (54:41):
Why can't you do it the way you want to
do it?

Speaker 3 (54:43):
No?

Speaker 5 (54:44):
Wrong, they say, they there, they are, they're back, those people.
They say, you start at the bottom, you go straight
to the top and then back down to the bottom
and keep doing the entire front until it's filled.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
Weird.

Speaker 7 (54:58):
You know what, the other day I saw someone do
the zag. I didn't like that at all.

Speaker 10 (55:03):
No, the zigzags weird. You can't zigzag it because that
leaves weird spots. But the up and down is very
strange to me.

Speaker 7 (55:10):
I know, look, you know what we all want, the
maximum sparkle.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
Right.

Speaker 7 (55:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (55:15):
They're also saying if you go up and down, it's
easier to take them off than going around and around
the tree.

Speaker 10 (55:19):
I mean that's probably fair.

Speaker 6 (55:20):
Yeah, yeah, what's up?

Speaker 8 (55:21):
Scary thoughts on garland? My mother thinks it cheapens the tree.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
I found it. I'm like, but no, but at least
when you put garland on the tree, it fills in
those holes. She goes, oh, no, it makes my tree
look cheap. I don't want I don't know gland.

Speaker 9 (55:35):
Wow wow.

Speaker 8 (55:37):
She refuses to have garland, And then how do you
string garland?

Speaker 1 (55:40):
See?

Speaker 15 (55:40):
I don't do garland because it winds up in my
cat's mouth and then I can floss them at one
point because it's.

Speaker 9 (55:45):
Coming out the other end and the mouth. So we
don't want that.

Speaker 13 (55:48):
You know what that happen.

Speaker 7 (55:49):
You know that happened to my cat. We remember we
talked about that years ago, my cat. This is before
you were around GONDI. My cat kitty.

Speaker 5 (55:56):
Ate some tensil and she had tensil coming out of
her mouth and out of her butt.

Speaker 7 (56:02):
So I'm assuming it was connected. I would have like floss.

Speaker 9 (56:06):
It's very dangerous.

Speaker 7 (56:08):
I was like, oh my god, years old.

Speaker 5 (56:12):
Anyway, Yeah, exactly. So do we all have trees up?
Do you have your tree up?

Speaker 1 (56:18):
Now?

Speaker 4 (56:19):
You listen, we're in a construction zone. We got boxes everywhere.
It just I know it would enhance my appreciation for
the holidays, but it's I'd have to go find the
box with the tree in it, and you know, it's just.

Speaker 9 (56:38):
I can't you buy a small one at least and
put it on some use.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
It again, Danielle, What am I gonna do with.

Speaker 9 (56:43):
So donate it the next year?

Speaker 7 (56:45):
It again, it's Christmas. Get a tree. Listen.

Speaker 4 (56:49):
The holiday spirit does not exist in a tree. It's
in your heart, everybody, here, we go, we go. I've
got a wreath.

Speaker 7 (56:57):
It's fine, it's hanging on the it's you can't presidence
under a wreath. What's up? Scotty Bee from scott We
have three trees here at the station.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
Just steal one.

Speaker 7 (57:08):
That's what they do here.

Speaker 5 (57:09):
That's a mind trick.

Speaker 6 (57:12):
Mind screw. You have a reef on your front door.
I expect when you open the door there's going to
be more decoration.

Speaker 4 (57:19):
By the way, stealing a Christmas tree doesn't that like
eliminate the Christmas spirit when I.

Speaker 7 (57:24):
Steal the cha.

Speaker 13 (57:27):
Down the hole?

Speaker 10 (57:28):
Yeah, he took the tree and all the ornaments.

Speaker 5 (57:30):
Bob Bronson stole the light, the light and a Christmas
tree and we replaced it.

Speaker 9 (57:38):
Doesn't your fiance want to have a Christmas tree?

Speaker 4 (57:40):
She does, But then you know that the contractors are
going to have to move it and then.

Speaker 7 (57:44):
All the the what are you playing?

Speaker 6 (57:45):
This?

Speaker 7 (57:46):
This is for you? This is just for you mean one.

Speaker 14 (57:52):
Yeah, as a cactus, yours charming as any You're a
bad banana, greasy black.

Speaker 7 (58:10):
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel. You're
as cuddly as a cat.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
This is just listen.

Speaker 4 (58:19):
A lot of people probably didn't put up a Christmas tree,
and they're totally fine with it.

Speaker 7 (58:22):
Because then they just have to take it down when
it's done. Okay, that's a part of it.

Speaker 4 (58:29):
What's a big deal because last for the last two years,
my fiance has been on a ski trip and I
had to take the tree down by myself. You know
what's more depressing than taking a Christmas tree down by yourself?

Speaker 6 (58:39):
Nothing?

Speaker 7 (58:39):
It is so depressing. Please, it is so depressed.

Speaker 9 (58:43):
She's coming.

Speaker 15 (58:44):
It would be depressing if she wasn't coming back to
you after that ski trip, you know, like she ran
away with the ski instructor.

Speaker 5 (58:53):
All right, so you know, so you're gonna go to
the entire season with no trees?

Speaker 7 (58:57):
What you're telling us?

Speaker 1 (58:58):
I have?

Speaker 4 (58:59):
I got one in the mail. It's like I don't
know the size of a postcard. We have that on
the coffee table.

Speaker 10 (59:04):
Who This explains so much about Nate's bttitude lately.

Speaker 7 (59:11):
You have attitude?

Speaker 5 (59:13):
Yeah, having a Christmas tree all aglow at night, you
get a glass of wine and sit by the tree,
listen to the music. It's really the most the most
relaxing moment. What time I don't want people like you
and my house acting like that. Listen, next year will
be different.

Speaker 4 (59:30):
We'll have a nice home, but it's all redone and
a nice Christmas tree. I'm gonna go all out and
buy Christmas tree decorations after the holidays when they're on sale.

Speaker 9 (59:38):
All good idea.

Speaker 5 (59:39):
Gandhi, I know you and your boyfriend. You've totally decorated
the house there in Michigan.

Speaker 10 (59:43):
Yeah. I came home and he had turned this place
into a winter wonderland. I was gone for the weekend
and it's got stuff everywhere. I love it. There's even
a little a little bit of a decoration by cush Lizard.

Speaker 7 (59:53):
I love that.

Speaker 5 (59:53):
And Danielle, I love how she blends Halloween into Christmas.

Speaker 9 (59:57):
Yes, I do have some decoration. Does that work for both?

Speaker 7 (01:00:02):
She does? And you know that Froggy and Lisa, their
house is all day dude.

Speaker 6 (01:00:06):
It's like Christmas threw up in this place.

Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
It's unbelievable.

Speaker 6 (01:00:09):
I love that there is stuff. The other day she
did accidentally say I just don't have enough place to
put everythings.

Speaker 5 (01:00:19):
Time to get rid of some trinkets, no house house,
and I bought all sorts of Christmas plates this year.
I am so gay.

Speaker 7 (01:00:30):
I've been scary, scary. You have a tree up right,
I'm not scary.

Speaker 8 (01:00:40):
First of all, in all fairness, the Grinch never he
didn't hate Christmas.

Speaker 7 (01:00:43):
He hated people and.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
We all know that. Okay, so don't call me a grinch.

Speaker 8 (01:00:49):
But I have I do have my Charlie Brown tree,
which is about two feet tall and has one one
silver bell on it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
That's it, but that's I'm not home to watch it
or see it or enjoy.

Speaker 8 (01:01:00):
Don't want to do home now in my bed face
up here, stare at the back of my eyelids.

Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
I'm never always asleep when I'm.

Speaker 6 (01:01:08):
Home because there's not, i mean, crap else to do. Sorry,
who's had anything else to do?

Speaker 8 (01:01:15):
My girlfriend keeps threatening me. She's like, I'm going to
get drunk and send you a tree from Amazon.

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
You watch.

Speaker 7 (01:01:20):
I don't don't what threat. I love it. We are
so in the Christmas spirit, yelling at people making them.

Speaker 8 (01:01:29):
She's doing the twelve and it's a Christmas on on
Instagram and I'm like, that's.

Speaker 7 (01:01:33):
Oh my god. Speaking of my friend Dana. You know
my best friend Dana.

Speaker 5 (01:01:36):
She sent me this this it's a chocolate shop Advent calendar.

Speaker 7 (01:01:42):
Oh nice, I'm up to December twenty fifth.

Speaker 6 (01:01:46):
You already ate it all. I've eaten.

Speaker 7 (01:01:48):
I'm eaten the entire December.

Speaker 9 (01:01:49):
It's all right, that's awesome.

Speaker 7 (01:01:51):
It's like, why do I can't wait? I want to
eat it all.

Speaker 15 (01:01:53):
We got an Advent calendar for the cats. I mean,
the kids, get on what we got for the cat.
Let me tell you this has been the biggest hit
in this house.

Speaker 9 (01:02:00):
The cats. Everything that comes out of that damn thing,
they love it. They go nuts.

Speaker 15 (01:02:05):
So I'm so excited about the stupid, heabiting calendar for
the cats because they.

Speaker 9 (01:02:09):
Love it so much.

Speaker 7 (01:02:10):
It's great to have pets in the house during Christmas.
I love it. I love it. Hey, what are we
talking about? How to decorate a tree?

Speaker 5 (01:02:17):
The Internet says, go up and down and don't decorate
the back of the tree.

Speaker 10 (01:02:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:02:23):
It's too late. I know I've failed again.

Speaker 10 (01:02:25):
But I always think if you don't decorate the back
of the tree, that thing's gonna tip over. I know
that's probably crazy for Sabby, Hello, little Louis, what do
you want for Christmas this year?

Speaker 9 (01:02:38):
I really want to go to the North Pole.

Speaker 19 (01:02:41):
Yes, and.

Speaker 17 (01:02:47):
Merry Christmas from Elvis Durrant in the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (01:02:54):
Who is bringing Daddy? I hope you find your dad.

Speaker 17 (01:02:59):
Thanks miss Merry Christmas from Elvis Daurn in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (01:03:05):
I don't know we can change our minds right now
and walk away from the Uncomfortable Dinner Party.

Speaker 10 (01:03:10):
No, let's do it.

Speaker 9 (01:03:12):
Let's just do it.

Speaker 7 (01:03:14):
Okay, So there are rules. It's scary as right. The
rules are this. Everything is fair game.

Speaker 5 (01:03:23):
Okay, oh wow, okay, everything is fair game. And if
someone says something insulting to you or to me, we've
got to let it go because we're doing it in
the spirit of comedy.

Speaker 9 (01:03:34):
Yes, scary said, no butt hurts.

Speaker 6 (01:03:36):
You know, no butter or just wait till your turn
and one up them and insult them. That's all you
got to do.

Speaker 5 (01:03:42):
And I will say every year we do this, a
lot of people love the Uncomfortable Dinner Party, but there
have been years there's some people do get very uncomfortable
and they have to turn off the show. So just
keep in mind, it's only gonna be like eight minutes long.
I don't know any thoughts before we get going froggy.

Speaker 6 (01:03:58):
No, I'm ready, I'm good, I'm good.

Speaker 7 (01:04:00):
Scary, I got no questions, Gandhi.

Speaker 10 (01:04:04):
Anything that is said that was terrible is not my.

Speaker 15 (01:04:05):
Fault, uh, Danielle, I apologize in advance.

Speaker 7 (01:04:09):
Mate, You're good.

Speaker 6 (01:04:10):
Let's just get through it.

Speaker 5 (01:04:12):
Oh my god, I gotta be honest with you. I
rarely get nervous. My hard is starting to be.

Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
A little nerve.

Speaker 6 (01:04:17):
Do you feel that?

Speaker 19 (01:04:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:04:18):
Yeah, yeah, all right.

Speaker 5 (01:04:20):
Please welcome us into your home as we sit around
your table for the uncomfortable dinner party.

Speaker 9 (01:04:29):
The most of the ungomfortable dinner party ever ever.

Speaker 7 (01:04:33):
Hey, guys, everyone dressed up?

Speaker 9 (01:04:38):
Feel nice?

Speaker 7 (01:04:41):
I know I might.

Speaker 5 (01:04:41):
Even though we're six feet apart from each other, I
can feel like I can still feel your disease.

Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
Oh okay, well, what's everybody eating?

Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
Backup?

Speaker 10 (01:04:51):
Scary?

Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
What do you mean.

Speaker 6 (01:04:54):
Scary? You could still be driven into vid? Okay, we're
on zoom.

Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
I'm not even there.

Speaker 9 (01:04:59):
Yeah, but you know what, scary. We can never be
too careful covid Jones.

Speaker 5 (01:05:02):
Back it up, Gandhi. This the stream being castle you
made looks great.

Speaker 10 (01:05:10):
That's not stringbean cast role, it's marijuana castrole.

Speaker 9 (01:05:17):
Gandhi, what's that next to it?

Speaker 13 (01:05:20):
Pot pie?

Speaker 6 (01:05:24):
Did you microwave it?

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
No?

Speaker 13 (01:05:27):
Just like me.

Speaker 10 (01:05:28):
It was baked.

Speaker 7 (01:05:34):
All right, let's see so good?

Speaker 9 (01:05:38):
Scary?

Speaker 15 (01:05:40):
Yes, uh, don't be mad, all right, Okay, I told
your girlfriend you were going to propose to her this Christmas.

Speaker 2 (01:05:49):
That's uncomfortable.

Speaker 6 (01:05:51):
Sorry, that's not happening, Elvis. Yeah, Froggy, you've never really
said out loud. What are your thought it's on the
presidential election?

Speaker 7 (01:06:04):
Hey Frog?

Speaker 6 (01:06:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:06:07):
What are your thoughts on the presidential election? Should we
talk about it here?

Speaker 6 (01:06:13):
Sure?

Speaker 10 (01:06:13):
You go first, hey, Nate?

Speaker 7 (01:06:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
Yeah, guy?

Speaker 10 (01:06:20):
Are you marrying Heather to try to convince people you're
not actually gay?

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
Interesting? Well, wow, Tita's ass, Froggy.

Speaker 8 (01:06:34):
Yeah, if you died in surgery, how many weeks do
you think your wife Lisa would wait until she remarried.

Speaker 6 (01:06:43):
Oh? Probably not many.

Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
Just wondering, so scary?

Speaker 11 (01:06:52):
Yeah, you know, you normally gained thirty pounds at the
end of the year, so you can do diet commercials
in January?

Speaker 7 (01:06:57):
Right now?

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
How come? How come you gained sixty pounds this year?

Speaker 15 (01:07:01):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (01:07:03):
Wow, Nate?

Speaker 15 (01:07:08):
Which which number is higher each week? The number of
times you have sex with how there are the number
of times you have sex with your mirror?

Speaker 6 (01:07:21):
Hey, Danielle? Yeah, Frog, your two sons are really lucky
when you think about it. They got their manly good
looks and their dad and their brains from their dad.

Speaker 9 (01:07:34):
Oh wow, that's fund wow right.

Speaker 7 (01:07:39):
Hey Frog?

Speaker 6 (01:07:40):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 7 (01:07:42):
Who do you think is better at pleasuring a man?
Your wife or me?

Speaker 3 (01:07:50):
Ah?

Speaker 6 (01:07:51):
Probably you, but I don't know.

Speaker 10 (01:07:55):
Hey, Danielle, can you explain to me how you didn't
leave your house for three months but still managed to
crash your car twice?

Speaker 6 (01:08:04):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (01:08:04):
Oh yeah, wow, it's not good.

Speaker 7 (01:08:10):
So good, Elvis.

Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
You always say that Uncle Johnny annoys you so when
he was in the hospital on life support.

Speaker 7 (01:08:17):
Did you ever think about pulling the plug?

Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
M oh oh yeah, h.

Speaker 7 (01:08:30):
M hmmm, something to say, Nate Potatas so good?

Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
Actually, olvious. You know you bring up a good point.

Speaker 7 (01:08:39):
You know, this lovely home that you've been in.

Speaker 2 (01:08:42):
You own more homes or cars? I'm trying to remember.

Speaker 7 (01:08:48):
A chars? Yeah, okay?

Speaker 19 (01:08:51):
Uh?

Speaker 9 (01:08:52):
Frog? Mh You almost died a few times?

Speaker 6 (01:08:55):
Right?

Speaker 9 (01:08:57):
You think that was God trying to punish you with
Do you a favor?

Speaker 6 (01:09:02):
Probably favor or the rest of you have favor one
of the other? Hey, gandhi, Yeah, how stoned were you
when you thought that you were good at painting.

Speaker 9 (01:09:16):
Oh, that's not nice, rude.

Speaker 7 (01:09:23):
R This food's really good, speaking of that, Gandhi, you
just started painting?

Speaker 3 (01:09:31):
M hm?

Speaker 5 (01:09:33):
Or are you looking to win some competition against first graders' asking?

Speaker 7 (01:09:41):
Do you know what you're trying to get accomplished?

Speaker 4 (01:09:43):
There?

Speaker 6 (01:09:43):
Thank you?

Speaker 10 (01:09:44):
Thank you for the interest everybody. Froggy just uh out
of curiosity? Is all the head in your life as
bad as the one on your shoulders?

Speaker 13 (01:09:58):
M wow?

Speaker 7 (01:10:01):
Wow, Danielle, Yeah, scared.

Speaker 2 (01:10:05):
You always joke around that Sheldon is well endowed?

Speaker 7 (01:10:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:10:09):
Was that trait passed down to your sons?

Speaker 7 (01:10:11):
Oh? Wow, scary?

Speaker 1 (01:10:16):
Scary?

Speaker 9 (01:10:16):
That's that's a little rude. That's scary, Sam?

Speaker 12 (01:10:21):
Wow.

Speaker 11 (01:10:23):
Hey Gandhi, Yeah, hey, so when you're you know, you
know all these paintings, you know, I mean like I mean,
does does Brandon.

Speaker 7 (01:10:33):
Say they're good because they're actually good or just because
he wants to get late?

Speaker 2 (01:10:38):
I don't know? They're great?

Speaker 10 (01:10:41):
Thank you?

Speaker 9 (01:10:43):
Just hey, Gandhi, Yes, daniel do marry or kill scary?

Speaker 2 (01:10:50):
That's it?

Speaker 7 (01:10:51):
Yes, all three?

Speaker 9 (01:10:55):
Huh okay in that order?

Speaker 2 (01:10:57):
Just we just kill?

Speaker 7 (01:10:58):
Oh hey yeah Frog?

Speaker 6 (01:11:03):
When mm hmmm, when there was a toilet paper shortage,
did that force you to have less sex? I was
just wondering.

Speaker 7 (01:11:17):
I'll get back to you on that, Nate.

Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:11:23):
Remember when you admitted that you cried at my wedding?

Speaker 19 (01:11:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:11:28):
Is it because you finally realized you can never.

Speaker 2 (01:11:29):
Be with me? Oh? Maybe? Maybe?

Speaker 6 (01:11:35):
Maybe?

Speaker 2 (01:11:36):
Wow?

Speaker 7 (01:11:37):
Do you want to talk about it?

Speaker 19 (01:11:38):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (01:11:38):
No, I'm really enjoying these studs.

Speaker 7 (01:11:40):
No, really, have you ever? Have you ever had.

Speaker 5 (01:11:44):
Sexual feelings towards me? Even that day we were drunk
after the odeon and we were walking around and you
said those things?

Speaker 7 (01:11:52):
Maybe maybe once you're okay?

Speaker 9 (01:11:55):
Oh yeah, so you know you want to wow?

Speaker 2 (01:12:01):
Elvis.

Speaker 7 (01:12:01):
Quick question?

Speaker 8 (01:12:04):
When you go shopping for clothes, do the salespeople at
Forever twenty one assume that you're there just to find
your kid?

Speaker 6 (01:12:13):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:12:13):
My gosh, that's what's bad they do asking you?

Speaker 7 (01:12:19):
Do they it's a fair question?

Speaker 16 (01:12:23):
Sure?

Speaker 11 (01:12:26):
Oh, hey Gandhi, you know, hm, you think the original Gandhi,
you know, you're a great great great great grandfather would
be upset that, you know, you use his name to
sell alcohol, drugs and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:12:41):
Hm hmm, I mean he's such a good guys.

Speaker 7 (01:12:44):
Don't know if you really thought that.

Speaker 6 (01:12:48):
I didn't know that, well, I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:12:50):
She's selling mattresses and stuff. You know, I don't know
if you would appreciate that you didn't.

Speaker 9 (01:12:55):
Even have a mattress. I'm aldre.

Speaker 5 (01:12:59):
Wait, you're a great great grandfather didn't sleep on a mattress,
lept on the floor. I I read a book, and
now you're selling them.

Speaker 15 (01:13:04):
It's crazy, Danielle Helvi she you know you may be like,
I don't know, twenty five years older than your husband Alex,
but uh, he's thirty years older than your face.

Speaker 7 (01:13:20):
I'm sixteen years older. Oh oh, sorry my husband.

Speaker 9 (01:13:25):
But you know I'm bad at math.

Speaker 6 (01:13:26):
I'm sorry, Yes you are, no doubt speaking of Danielle, Yeah, yeah,
I know one of your kids is a teenager. The
other one is pretty close. Are they both teenagers?

Speaker 2 (01:13:35):
Now?

Speaker 9 (01:13:36):
Nope, they're closed though, yeah close.

Speaker 6 (01:13:41):
You're so good.

Speaker 16 (01:13:41):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:13:41):
I want for Christmas this year because a fan, because
I love the way it feels like me when.

Speaker 13 (01:13:46):
I go to sleep.

Speaker 19 (01:13:48):
Dear Emily, here's your fan and here's Santa stomping on
it with his big black boots.

Speaker 2 (01:13:55):
It looks like, you know, scary.

Speaker 7 (01:13:58):
I hope you never falls you think that the worst love.

Speaker 6 (01:14:04):
Merry Christmas from.

Speaker 17 (01:14:07):
Elvis ter Ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (01:14:09):
Out this is Lasagna.

Speaker 2 (01:14:13):
Who so good? No, hey, Nate, Yeah, yeah, I got.

Speaker 10 (01:14:19):
I'm not saying that you're full of yourself, but is
it true that you actually rate yourself every morning on
a scale of nine to ten, it.

Speaker 6 (01:14:27):
Actually goes to eleven?

Speaker 2 (01:14:35):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 6 (01:14:36):
Nate, Uh yes, kar.

Speaker 2 (01:14:40):
Danielle, Gandhi and Elvis to Mari your kill? Do I
have to answer that?

Speaker 7 (01:14:46):
You have to gotta do it?

Speaker 11 (01:14:49):
Danielle Gandhi and Elvis.

Speaker 2 (01:14:50):
Yeah, do Mari your kill?

Speaker 7 (01:14:52):
Um kill.

Speaker 11 (01:14:56):
Kill Danielle. But you see, I'm you gotta do it,
do Gandhi and yeah, marry Elis. I have money, take
care of me.

Speaker 7 (01:15:10):
You there, that's why you cried on my way.

Speaker 2 (01:15:12):
Yeah, I lost my sugar daddy. Mm hmm. So good.

Speaker 7 (01:15:16):
It's Jello.

Speaker 2 (01:15:17):
It's all the sum what he's scary.

Speaker 7 (01:15:21):
Yeah. You know, you say you don't hang out with people,
but I mean, are you trying to kill Scottie.

Speaker 2 (01:15:27):
And me here? I mean just you know if you
talk about during the pandemic, Yeah, you know same. I
mean you seems like to hang out with a lot
of people.

Speaker 6 (01:15:35):
You do get around, Yeah, you do.

Speaker 7 (01:15:39):
We're not going out, just.

Speaker 2 (01:15:41):
Just saying okay, that.

Speaker 7 (01:15:43):
Loves the music. By the way, Yeah, guy playing the
cello in the corner, he's here every.

Speaker 9 (01:15:48):
Year, gandhi. Yeah, when you paint, is it difficult to
always match the paint to the numbers on the paper?

Speaker 10 (01:15:58):
No, you've it's been easier.

Speaker 9 (01:16:00):
Oh God time, good glad to hear.

Speaker 6 (01:16:02):
Yeah a uh.

Speaker 7 (01:16:06):
Scar yeah frock.

Speaker 6 (01:16:09):
You normally getting like thirty pounds at the end of
the year. Yeah, I know you're gaining sixty this year. Right, great,
you just thank you. That's twice.

Speaker 2 (01:16:21):
Now.

Speaker 10 (01:16:22):
Does everybody want to tell me that needed hammer at home?

Speaker 2 (01:16:24):
Does everybody want to really just hammer it in?

Speaker 3 (01:16:27):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:16:27):
Scary?

Speaker 10 (01:16:27):
I also told Robin that you were proposing this year,
so I hope that's not Daniel. Daniel, Yeah, I did.

Speaker 9 (01:16:33):
I texted her before this all started.

Speaker 6 (01:16:35):
Daniel.

Speaker 5 (01:16:36):
Yeah, Sheldon is British. Yeah, is he circumcised? I know
we asked that every year. You never really give us
an answer.

Speaker 9 (01:16:48):
It's an ongoing back. You're never going to get one.

Speaker 7 (01:16:50):
So they go and you always talk about how what
you love it.

Speaker 9 (01:16:56):
It's it's big. I'll tell you that.

Speaker 19 (01:16:58):
I know.

Speaker 9 (01:17:00):
Oh it's big. Scary, you'd be impressed.

Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
All right, the most comfortable.

Speaker 7 (01:17:08):
Where's that whispering coach? I think me too.

Speaker 9 (01:17:13):
I'm gonna go throw up in the bathroom now. My
stomach cards.

Speaker 10 (01:17:19):
Like this was a very telling little exercise we did.

Speaker 9 (01:17:22):
Here, Nate, They're gonna kill me?

Speaker 21 (01:17:24):
All right?

Speaker 9 (01:17:25):
My gotcha?

Speaker 7 (01:17:27):
All right?

Speaker 9 (01:17:29):
Only one mess up, Froggy.

Speaker 6 (01:17:33):
I just wanted to get my point across the Stop
putting on the way, shoving our faces.

Speaker 14 (01:17:39):
That's it.

Speaker 7 (01:17:39):
Message received, Nate y do you marry a kill Come on,
do it again. You wouldn't marry me when you when
you get married, you really don't have sex that often,
have fun to hang out with.

Speaker 6 (01:17:55):
I think you'd be I would totally take care of you.
He's he always make sure you're.

Speaker 7 (01:17:59):
Great convers stationalist. I love great trips. You have wonderful homes,
a lot of cars.

Speaker 10 (01:18:04):
Cook.

Speaker 7 (01:18:05):
Yeah, you're great, cooked, hundred percent out.

Speaker 9 (01:18:08):
I would have married you too.

Speaker 7 (01:18:09):
What's that last one? That last one in the slack room?
Anyone I can't read?

Speaker 6 (01:18:14):
Elvis? Yeah, your husband, Alex, he turned forty during the pandemic.
You turned forty back in the nineties, and your point
is just pointing out the difference here, all right, all.

Speaker 7 (01:18:30):
Right, wow, you guys done check.

Speaker 2 (01:18:32):
Please feel good.

Speaker 6 (01:18:34):
I'm sweating.

Speaker 9 (01:18:34):
Who's paying?

Speaker 7 (01:18:36):
We all did?

Speaker 10 (01:18:44):
I want to see what we actually look like lack
o fairy princess that resides over the pits of Hell.

Speaker 17 (01:18:51):
Follow us on Instagram at Elvis Duran Show Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (01:18:57):
And now it's time for the Fourteen Days of Christmas.

Speaker 9 (01:19:01):
Who Christmas music? I thought we're doing Christmas music?

Speaker 2 (01:19:05):
This is Christmas song?

Speaker 7 (01:19:09):
It I stopped the music. Daniel's just deflated all our
part That doesn't.

Speaker 9 (01:19:16):
Sound anything like Christmas it is.

Speaker 5 (01:19:20):
Try this and now it's time for all right, now
it's time to celebrate the fourteen Days of Christmas. And
so today we're celebrating with the secret Sound. Now what
are we giving away with a secret sound?

Speaker 7 (01:19:33):
We are giving away five hundred dollars cash gift.

Speaker 4 (01:19:35):
Cards thanks to various sponsors and additional prizes on top
of them.

Speaker 7 (01:19:39):
They're not sponsors, there are family members, they're partners.

Speaker 5 (01:19:42):
So you could win a five hundred dollars cash gift
card if you can guess the secret sounds.

Speaker 7 (01:19:48):
So U gandhi, yes, take it away.

Speaker 10 (01:19:52):
All right, we know the secret sound. We play a
sound and you try to guess what is it. Normally
you're used to hearing things that are pretty of skewer. However,
if you are a regular listener to this show, these
sounds should be very familiar to you. So we're gonna
wait for a caller and play some sounds that might
make your day or make you puw cool.

Speaker 7 (01:20:11):
See, all right, Mary is online.

Speaker 19 (01:20:12):
Nine.

Speaker 7 (01:20:13):
Let's go to the secret Sound.

Speaker 5 (01:20:14):
Contestant number one, Mary, and what an appropriate name for
the twelve days of Christmas?

Speaker 7 (01:20:21):
Hello? Mary?

Speaker 10 (01:20:23):
Hello?

Speaker 5 (01:20:25):
Are you calling from the manger? All right, it's like,
all right, Mary, this is the secret sound. This is
gonna be good if you can figure it out. You
want a five hundred dollars cash gift card to a
very special place.

Speaker 7 (01:20:39):
Here we go. Here's secret Sound number one. Listen closely.
Oh god, well that is gross?

Speaker 9 (01:20:50):
Whatever then.

Speaker 15 (01:20:56):
Gary Jones eating?

Speaker 7 (01:20:57):
Oh god, that was eating? Right, that's the question. You
know what?

Speaker 14 (01:21:03):
Mary?

Speaker 5 (01:21:03):
Just in case I think it's don't don't make that
your official answer. Let's give it to you one more
time without the secrets. Here's secret so number one.

Speaker 7 (01:21:11):
Listen closely. I want to Yeah, I want to go
with like horse or reindeer?

Speaker 2 (01:21:23):
Oh interesting?

Speaker 6 (01:21:25):
What are they?

Speaker 7 (01:21:25):
What are they horse or reindeer?

Speaker 19 (01:21:26):
Doing?

Speaker 12 (01:21:28):
Galloping in the snow?

Speaker 14 (01:21:30):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:21:30):
Wow, let's play it one more time.

Speaker 22 (01:21:35):
Okay, I got nothing lest.

Speaker 7 (01:21:49):
It sounds like an animal licking something, does it not?

Speaker 3 (01:21:53):
Oh?

Speaker 16 (01:21:54):
Yes, you are exactly right.

Speaker 5 (01:21:56):
Then let's hear it one more time. Let's figure out
what animal it is and what is licking? Okay, Okay, Mary,
for a five hundred dollars cascat card. Which animal is licking?

Speaker 20 (01:22:09):
What?

Speaker 16 (01:22:12):
Uh?

Speaker 22 (01:22:12):
Is it a reindier licking?

Speaker 4 (01:22:16):
My?

Speaker 10 (01:22:17):
Should we give more hints?

Speaker 20 (01:22:18):
I'm the worst?

Speaker 7 (01:22:19):
Yeah, I'm no, You're not the worst.

Speaker 6 (01:22:22):
Give a hint.

Speaker 13 (01:22:23):
Okay, Mary.

Speaker 10 (01:22:25):
The hint is this animal is probably sitting in someone's
lap doing something because he just had surgery and the
doll the thing wants to make him feel better.

Speaker 16 (01:22:36):
I'm gonna go th That is the great and excellent hint.

Speaker 15 (01:22:40):
John, I'm gonna go with uh.

Speaker 7 (01:22:42):
Is it possibly?

Speaker 8 (01:22:43):
Allie?

Speaker 5 (01:22:44):
Oh no, I didn't have surgery recently, but we should
let you know it is a dog, since you guessed
a dog. But the question is who is it licking
and what part of the body is it licky? Let's
listen to it one more time.

Speaker 7 (01:23:03):
Here, it is right Okay, so we know it's a dog.
We've established that.

Speaker 5 (01:23:12):
So the question is who recently had surgery and their
dogs now licking him in his Jacksonville house.

Speaker 18 (01:23:20):
Major surgery, major surgery?

Speaker 20 (01:23:24):
Is it Uncle Johnny or Froggy?

Speaker 7 (01:23:26):
Froggy? Yes, it's a dog licking Froggy's head.

Speaker 18 (01:23:32):
Got it?

Speaker 9 (01:23:35):
Questions about that?

Speaker 6 (01:23:36):
But it's so easy.

Speaker 7 (01:23:38):
What daniel you said?

Speaker 9 (01:23:39):
It's a dog licking Froggy's head, So I got questions.

Speaker 7 (01:23:46):
You just want a five hundred dollars cash gift card?
Talk about it straight in eight Oh my gosh.

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I will do that, all right, Hope, please hold it's
been a lot of fun. What's scary?

Speaker 2 (01:24:18):
Somebody guess? Is it mixing mayo to make Danielle you.

Speaker 7 (01:24:27):
Sound like all right?

Speaker 6 (01:24:29):
That's w lick in my head?

Speaker 10 (01:24:31):
What was that last splatting sound at the end there?

Speaker 7 (01:24:34):
Froggy there, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:24:38):
I was wondering the same thing. I'm like, where'd that
come from? I don't know his mouth?

Speaker 5 (01:24:42):
Let the table that put a pin in it. We
will come back to that question. We have another secret
sound for Aaron Online seven.

Speaker 7 (01:24:49):
Hello Aaron, Hi, how are you? I'm doing well? A
question before we proceed, how well do you know the show?

Speaker 12 (01:24:58):
I've actually just I started listening to you guys?

Speaker 7 (01:25:03):
Perfect? All right, well this shouldn't take long. Okay, well, good, good, No,
you know what come one, come.

Speaker 5 (01:25:11):
All, serve, all, serve all. Here's how it's gonna work.
We're gonna play a secret sound and you have to
guess what it is. Are you ready for Secret Sound
number two?

Speaker 7 (01:25:19):
I'm ready, and you're playing for a five hundred.

Speaker 5 (01:25:21):
Dollars cash gift card. Okay, turn the music down. Here's
Secret Sound number two. Okay, it's a song. It's a
sound heard on our show almost you almost heard that
song that you almost heard that sound like four minutes ago.

(01:25:44):
All right, With that said, can you give me Secret
Sound number two?

Speaker 12 (01:25:49):
It sounds on my end, like somebody was like dropping
the mic, like breathing into the mic heavily.

Speaker 5 (01:25:55):
I'll tell you it does have something to do with
a mic. Let's give it to you one more time.
Here we go, Secret sound number two.

Speaker 6 (01:26:07):
Okay, what is it?

Speaker 7 (01:26:08):
Eron five hundred dollars.

Speaker 12 (01:26:14):
I don't know why, but I want to sound. I
want to say like that sounds like wind is going
by a mic like a microphone.

Speaker 7 (01:26:23):
Hold on one second, don't leave.

Speaker 6 (01:26:24):
I think we have about to recreate it again.

Speaker 7 (01:26:28):
I think Juliette on line too. Maybe Juliette has a Juliette.

Speaker 5 (01:26:31):
Good morning, good morning, Hello, well, hello lady, how well
do you know the show?

Speaker 16 (01:26:38):
Oh a long time, fifteen years?

Speaker 5 (01:26:40):
Oh wait, here's secret sound number two? Play one more time?
Scary okay, okay, there it is. What is that secret sound?

Speaker 7 (01:26:50):
Juliette?

Speaker 20 (01:26:55):
Can I hear it again?

Speaker 3 (01:26:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:27:00):
Get lie? Okay?

Speaker 12 (01:27:08):
Is it someone strangling microphone?

Speaker 5 (01:27:12):
Yes, it's the sad of me strangling a microphone.

Speaker 7 (01:27:21):
I do it every time I get it.

Speaker 18 (01:27:24):
Oh my god, I.

Speaker 5 (01:27:25):
Lose my patience with a taller. You want you want
tell her what she wins? Straight innate, Yes, you gotta
talk into the microphone. I hear the switch screens.

Speaker 7 (01:27:36):
Here, she's got a five hundred dollars ashkip card. Thanks
for our present. Nutribullet. It's nutrition made simple, from smoothies
and protein shakes to savory soups and dips. The nutribullet
does it all right, dick yell, it does.

Speaker 9 (01:27:47):
And I'll tell you why.

Speaker 15 (01:27:47):
I make my mango smoothie in there, and it is
absolutely delicious.

Speaker 13 (01:27:51):
Think here you go.

Speaker 7 (01:27:52):
Okay, thank you, Neutribullet.

Speaker 3 (01:27:54):
You what.

Speaker 5 (01:28:03):
Microphone?

Speaker 7 (01:28:03):
Hold on one second, Juliet, thank you for listening to us.
Thank you, hold on one second. I don't know. It
took almost an hour to get through two contestants on
this game.

Speaker 1 (01:28:13):
I love it.

Speaker 5 (01:28:15):
So today's secret sounds were a dog licking Froggy's head
and me choking my microphone. So join us again tomorrow
for another round possibly of secret sound.

Speaker 13 (01:28:27):
Yeah, yes, yes, so fun.

Speaker 7 (01:28:30):
I mean no, we have been.

Speaker 13 (01:28:33):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:28:33):
This was stressful. I'm stressed, anybody else pressure high?

Speaker 10 (01:28:39):
No, I just laugh. I loved the visual of the
choking of the microphone is my favorite thing. I can't
see it.

Speaker 7 (01:28:45):
You can see it. A tongue on some sort of body,
all right, with that said, how.

Speaker 6 (01:28:53):
Do you know it was my head he was looking?

Speaker 7 (01:28:54):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:28:55):
Then we gotta move on, Move on, nothing to see here,
Ignore the cadaver.

Speaker 13 (01:29:01):
Oh, hold on, someone's been here, Santa.

Speaker 9 (01:29:04):
Why are you pooping in my house?

Speaker 19 (01:29:06):
Trying to eat lots of cookies and sometimes that makes diarrhea.

Speaker 17 (01:29:11):
Merry Christmas from Elvis Durant on The Morning Show.

Speaker 6 (01:29:27):
Grands, I love you.

Speaker 13 (01:29:30):
I listened to you every single morning.

Speaker 10 (01:29:33):
Have a great holiday.

Speaker 17 (01:29:36):
Merry Christmas from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (01:29:41):
All right, I don't do it. I don't have time
to do it. It just the thought of doing it
bores me.

Speaker 5 (01:29:45):
But following people so closely on social media that you
can actually tell if they're going through something in their lives,
you know, Oh yeah, they're friends that drop friends. I
know people or of people who ex follow your followers
list and the people you're following, and they can tell if.

Speaker 7 (01:30:05):
You've dropped someone.

Speaker 10 (01:30:06):
Yes, that's weird.

Speaker 7 (01:30:07):
And then the stories begin. Do you guys you know
what I'm talking about?

Speaker 20 (01:30:11):
Right?

Speaker 10 (01:30:11):
Yes, Oh for sure. I do the deep dive if
I feel like I haven't seen somebody post with their
significant other in a long time, then I go and
see when the last time they posted together was, and
if they've been posting the like single thirst trap pictures since,
And then I make all kinds of stories up in
my head.

Speaker 7 (01:30:25):
Look, you know, I'm not like scary. I don't post
every day.

Speaker 5 (01:30:29):
Sometimes I'll go, I'll go a week or two without
posting something, and I'll get these dms.

Speaker 7 (01:30:33):
Hey, is everything okay with you at Alex? I haven't
seen any pictures of you at Alex.

Speaker 9 (01:30:36):
Then what's going on?

Speaker 7 (01:30:37):
What's going on?

Speaker 10 (01:30:38):
But that's the opposite. The opposite is true too. When
all of a sudden people start posting their significant other
all the time, we call that the hail Mary. We're like, oh,
there's a problem. Now you're posting all the time. I
see you, I see what's going on.

Speaker 7 (01:30:50):
So it works both ways again fifteen minutes.

Speaker 10 (01:30:52):
Yeah, I create the story in my head.

Speaker 5 (01:30:56):
Like the other night, I had to post a picture
of me cooking corn so people will remember that I
love corn.

Speaker 7 (01:31:02):
I don't know all this. You and Alex are eating corn.
You're not eating corn anymore? Is there a digestion problem? Yeah?
What's scary? Yeah, you're you touched on it earlier.

Speaker 8 (01:31:14):
I'm the guy that likes to go looking at follower
lists and say, this person unfollowed that person.

Speaker 7 (01:31:19):
Why?

Speaker 2 (01:31:20):
Why is the following?

Speaker 7 (01:31:21):
How exhausting is that? Keeping up with that?

Speaker 1 (01:31:23):
I like to that with.

Speaker 8 (01:31:24):
Celebrities I see, like, hmm, if they're so close, like
if if Drake and Rihanna are really close in real life,
do they follow each other?

Speaker 2 (01:31:31):
Why are they not following each other anymore? Why did
this person drop that one?

Speaker 7 (01:31:34):
So that's me.

Speaker 8 (01:31:34):
I have a busy body on people's followers lists. I
don't know why, but I did. Then I come to conclusions.

Speaker 7 (01:31:39):
I would say I'm impressed, but I'm not.

Speaker 2 (01:31:42):
I just I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:31:43):
There's so many things we could be doing in life.
I don't know, worrying about who whose people are following
who people whose people?

Speaker 6 (01:31:49):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:31:50):
But picture of you Alex today ye to just reaffirm
that everything's okay.

Speaker 6 (01:31:57):
I know from today. Don't post an old one.

Speaker 7 (01:32:00):
But Gandhi says, if I do post, it means something's
not okay. So I don't know. I'm a bit confused.

Speaker 10 (01:32:06):
Not just one, it's too many in a row out
of nowhere, right like we see that happen. I've seen
it happen, I might have done it.

Speaker 1 (01:32:13):
I'm just saying.

Speaker 9 (01:32:16):
Nothing to say anywhere, nothing to see.

Speaker 7 (01:32:19):
God, what was it, Gandhi? It wasn't that long ago.

Speaker 5 (01:32:21):
You were having dinner was Scary, and you guys posted it,
and then you got barbecued because you were out with
Scary and not your boyfriend.

Speaker 19 (01:32:32):
Right.

Speaker 7 (01:32:32):
And it wasn't just one person was It was several people?

Speaker 14 (01:32:35):
Right.

Speaker 10 (01:32:36):
It was a handful of people that said, it's inappropriate
that Scary and I are out together having food, just.

Speaker 2 (01:32:41):
The two of us, two coworkers can't go out to
dinner together.

Speaker 10 (01:32:45):
Yes, But what was funny about that is I got
skewered for it. Scary didn't get anything. So it was
like totally on me being the inappropriate one being out
with Scary. Scary lot to do whatever he wants.

Speaker 6 (01:32:57):
Going to have dinner with a coworker was how.

Speaker 7 (01:33:00):
They were, like, that's some great food you got there.

Speaker 5 (01:33:03):
I have an idea rather than me, Rather than me,
read your tarot cards or your your lifeline on your palm.
I'm now going to froggy. I'm going to read your
life by the pictures you've posted, yes on your Okay,
Oh no, no, I'm gonna tell you right now where
Froggy is in life because of what he is and
is not posting. Okay, photo is, Oh, it's that photo

(01:33:27):
where if you are near sighted, you see Marilyn Monroe
and if your normal vision you see Albert Einstein in
that photo. I think you're trying to throw us off
because that really has nothing to do with your personal life.
Right next, the next one is, oh, it's a it's
a four plate photo of you and me at different
stages of our friendship, wishing me a happy birthday.

Speaker 6 (01:33:49):
We've got a secret relationship going on.

Speaker 5 (01:33:52):
You know what it tells me is you actually went
out of your way to produce four pains in one
photo of us together.

Speaker 7 (01:34:00):
Do you really like me?

Speaker 6 (01:34:01):
I do I like that?

Speaker 7 (01:34:04):
Let's see here.

Speaker 5 (01:34:06):
Uh oh, here's a guy driving in his car with
a cup of coffee on the roof of his car,
and it says I was lonely until I glued a
coffee cup onto my car.

Speaker 7 (01:34:14):
Now everybody waves at me, smart move.

Speaker 9 (01:34:18):
Oh yeah, that I love that one.

Speaker 7 (01:34:20):
That one's so, what do you like that? I really
I can't, I really can't analyze that one.

Speaker 6 (01:34:24):
I want people to wait at me. Maybe I'm in
need of waiting at me.

Speaker 7 (01:34:29):
Here's a photo of one of your dogs, which one is?
This is this rock? This is rocky rooe like? And
you say, wish I knew what he was thinking? Or
do I really want to know?

Speaker 20 (01:34:40):
What?

Speaker 19 (01:34:40):
Do you know?

Speaker 15 (01:34:41):
Maybe that's subliminal to he wishes he knew what his
wife was thinking. Then she never knows what she's thinking.

Speaker 6 (01:34:47):
This is what people do in their all.

Speaker 5 (01:34:50):
Right, here's a it's a double pain video of your
son Kayden spraying his face with sun sun block and
you using that very convenient its sunbum stick, right, so
this tells me that you're a sellout and you're making money.
It's available at vita cost es. Actually, you know what,

(01:35:13):
because of that ad, I bought sunbum so that worked.

Speaker 10 (01:35:17):
Sun Bomb's actually awesome.

Speaker 6 (01:35:18):
I don't understand why my son spray sunblock in his face.
It drives me crazy. I can't get him to stop
doing it exactly.

Speaker 7 (01:35:23):
And here's you. Oh, it's a photo of you posting
you kissing h Rex.

Speaker 9 (01:35:29):
Yes, that's like a message he'd like his wife to
kiss him.

Speaker 7 (01:35:33):
Food.

Speaker 9 (01:35:34):
That's always fun.

Speaker 5 (01:35:36):
Here's a picture of a guy lighting a firework and
running away from it and yeah, you gotta see that.
Here's another photo of you your two dogs. So yeah,
check out your favorite.

Speaker 7 (01:35:47):
Here's what you do.

Speaker 5 (01:35:47):
Here's here's the Morning Show assignment. Check out one of
your dear friends instagram posts. Call them and say I'm
going to analyze your life now and.

Speaker 7 (01:35:55):
Then go to it. I think that's great. Yeah, scary.
What's your question?

Speaker 8 (01:36:00):
What do you make of it when somebody doesn't post
any pictures of themselves? Because I was just trolling David
Brody's Instagram, I done. He never posts anything of himself.
It's always of other things.

Speaker 7 (01:36:09):
A lot of people do that. That's also the same
people on Twitter that only leave that egg up.

Speaker 9 (01:36:13):
Yeah right, Oh, I don't trust the egg people something.

Speaker 7 (01:36:17):
Yeah, they don't want you to know what they look like.

Speaker 1 (01:36:18):
I don't like it.

Speaker 7 (01:36:19):
Don't you think they're hiding behind their posts?

Speaker 6 (01:36:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 13 (01:36:26):
What to day?

Speaker 2 (01:36:27):
What to day?

Speaker 13 (01:36:29):
Christmas is almost here? What this is going on?

Speaker 16 (01:36:40):
Here?

Speaker 7 (01:36:42):
Elf? Elf or elf orgy else?

Speaker 10 (01:36:46):
It's in the elf orgy? Dear care to join us?

Speaker 19 (01:36:51):
Well?

Speaker 13 (01:36:52):
It has been a long day.

Speaker 17 (01:36:58):
Merry Christmas. Prout from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (01:37:04):
All right, shows done, Let's get out of here until
next time. Say peace out, everybody, Peace out everybody,