FULL SHOW: The Day We Saw the Signs

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Speaker 1 (00:08):
When I wake up and I'm in a bad mood
and life sucks.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
This show really gives you the ability to bring you
back up and make you feel okay.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Oh right, lady.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Lady, Hello, Lady Elster.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
In the morning show.

Speaker 5 (00:25):
Hey, have you ever cloaked anyone?

Speaker 4 (00:28):
Hear me out?

Speaker 6 (00:29):
That sounds a little wrong.

Speaker 5 (00:30):
No, you've you've heard of being ghosted, Like you go
out with someone and then they just disappear. You never
hear from them again. Cloaking is the ultimate. Not only
do you not hear from them, but you're now cloaked.
They block you from all social media. It's as if
they don't even want you to know they exist anymore.

Speaker 7 (00:49):
Oh like they just vanish off the planet.

Speaker 6 (00:51):
Poof, Yes, what the hell do you have to do
to someone for them to do that?

Speaker 5 (00:55):
Well, you know, maybe nothing, you know what? Maybe you know,
Let's say you went on a first date and you
did whatever you needed to do and you're like, Okay,
I don't really have any need for them in my life. Again,
I don't want any complications. I don't want them to
even have a chance to get confused about what last
night was about. I'm going to cloak them. They cannot
get in touch with me, they can't find me on
social media. I will disappear from the planet Earth.

Speaker 7 (01:17):
It's so brutal.

Speaker 8 (01:18):
That's such like mean dramatic way to address it.

Speaker 5 (01:22):
It's like the phantom poo.

Speaker 9 (01:23):
Yeah, you know with.

Speaker 5 (01:25):
The phantom pooh.

Speaker 6 (01:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:27):
Yeah, Well you go to pooh and then you look
in there and there's nothing there. Right, It's like, where
did it go? It's a cloaked pooh. Anyway, So anyway,
scary got cloaked. Ye oh, now who cloaked you?

Speaker 10 (01:37):
It was a while back, but this girl cloaked me
after we met for the first time and she saw
me and we're gonna go to dinner, and then we
went like, oh, you know what, let's go for coffee instead.
So we went for like a fifteen minute coffee and
then she disappeared. Shees, I have to go phone rings.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
See you later.

Speaker 5 (01:52):
Never heard from her again.

Speaker 6 (01:53):
Wow, find her?

Speaker 4 (01:55):
I went to go.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
So you went to trying her on the social media
and she you were blocked. Gone, oh okay. Look, you know,
in this day and age, I can almost see how
if you're just busy at school or busy at work,
and you know, then you have a lot of people
depending on you for this and that, and then you
have this one person who had a one night thing
with it was like, hey, when he didn't, I kept
you're not calling me hanging? Which one? Where'd you get cloak?

(02:18):
I know it sounds heartless, it is. Why are you laughing? Gandhi?

Speaker 8 (02:24):
Because I just think that there are so many better
ways to handle it, Like why don't you just tell
that person when they're saying, hey, what happened? Why don't
you just say I'm not into you, I don't like you.
This is not going anyway.

Speaker 6 (02:32):
I think because a lot of people are chicken poops, is.

Speaker 8 (02:37):
That so much meaner to block them on social media?
It's not like you can't be found because we all
know this. Like if somebody were to block me, I
would just ask one of my girlfriends, hey, you see
this person, and then they do, and you know that
you're blocked, like you're not wildly getting way.

Speaker 5 (02:49):
But I happen to agree with Gandhi With Danielle, I
originally thought, okay, you're just you're spineless. Yeah, if you
can't like handle this like an adult and say okay, look,
it's it didn't work out, But I'm telling you right now,
as sure as I'm sitting here. There have been people
who I have said, you know what, not working out,
they don't go away. Yeah, so cloaking them in sures

(03:10):
they're going.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
To go away.

Speaker 7 (03:11):
It does.

Speaker 8 (03:12):
And I guess if someone refuses to go away, sure,
but I think a lot of people get complexes and
then become really insecure. If you go on a date
and then you never have an answer about what happened,
what went wrong? Why don't you like whatever it is?

Speaker 5 (03:23):
So let's go back to uh intern Brianna, Hello, you've
cloaked people.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
Oh I am a hardcore cloaker.

Speaker 5 (03:31):
Like, okay, give me give me one example. Like just
let's just like walk me through the story.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
Okay, real quick.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
How do you tell someone that you don't want to
be their friend because of their personality? Like there's no
way to not like insult them, so the only thing
you can do is full on cloak. So, like, there's
been a couple of people that I've met in college
that like we've worked on group projects and then they
want to just escalate the friendship and so like after

(03:57):
the project's over and you gave them your number, you
got to up answering their text, and then you got
to unfollow them on social media, and then you just
gotta avoid them in the halls.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
Because a hard If you're cloaking someone who you go
to school with, you're gonna see them. You're gonna see
them at the bar and to see them in the hallways.
So what do you do? Do you run the other way,
you put a you put your book over your face.

Speaker 11 (04:18):
I mean walk.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
There's been a few times where like I've completely like
left the building and like snuck out a door to cloak.

Speaker 5 (04:26):
Okay, well then do you want to live that? That
sounds like a rough life to live, does.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
But there's also a time where I face the person
and they asked to hang out again after months of
me like being invisible straight wow, Harry Potter cloak and
they like they asked for me to hang out again,
and I had to tell them, like, probably not, and
then I felt worse, all right.

Speaker 7 (04:47):
Also, it's about the cloaker, not the cloaking.

Speaker 5 (04:49):
It is, And it goes back to what Danielle says
you basically, no no offense, Brianna, You're a little spine
list when it comes to that.

Speaker 7 (04:55):
Oh, definitely I'm a bad person.

Speaker 5 (05:00):
That's my problem. You're not a bad person, is my point.
So so I think she's a bad perfect I agree,
thank you very much. No problem, I see.

Speaker 6 (05:08):
I would never do that unless somebody really did me wrong.
I would just tolerate the text messages and just give
them a couple word answers and check in every now
and then and whatever. But I would never do that
unless they really did something wrong.

Speaker 7 (05:22):
Right, Okay, I wouldn't do it either. I would just
tell someone this is what my problem is with you,
and that's it.

Speaker 5 (05:27):
God bless you, Gandhi. And you know, Danielle, you have
to agree since since Gandhi has arrived on our shores. Yeah,
we have learned a lot from you because you have
a different perspective than us. We're a bunch of chickens.
I don't want to offend anyone. I don't want to
say to this person, you know what, it's not work.

Speaker 6 (05:45):
I don't like to hurt feelings. A lot of times
I feel bad.

Speaker 8 (05:47):
Well, so this is what I think that time is
the one commodity you can never get back, no matter
what you do. You can get back money, you can
get back a lot of stuff.

Speaker 7 (05:54):
Never time.

Speaker 8 (05:55):
So I don't want to waste somebody's time by giving
them a thought that there's something.

Speaker 7 (05:58):
That's going to happen that's never going to happen.

Speaker 8 (06:00):
So I think it's just a lot nicer, even though
it seems harsher to just say I don't like you,
this isn't going to work out.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
Move on.

Speaker 6 (06:06):
I did it once because the person did something they
shouldn't have done and it didn't turn out fair enough.

Speaker 5 (06:12):
All right, Well, sometimes you gotta do something you don't
want to do what you need to do. Sometimes it
hurts you to like cut them off, and you're like,
I'm so glad they're cut off. Good morning, Shelley. How's
it going?

Speaker 12 (06:25):
Good morning?

Speaker 13 (06:25):
How are you guys all doing.

Speaker 5 (06:27):
A confuse and befuddle? Your ex's mom made him cloak.

Speaker 13 (06:33):
You and made the whole family cloak me.

Speaker 5 (06:36):
Oh now, why do you think they did that? What
is their problem with you? Shelley?

Speaker 13 (06:41):
So we were each other's first relationship, so I think
she was more just scared of him having a girlfriend
and she didn't like it. And I think she was
just honestly jealous of like the time he was spending
with me and not with her.

Speaker 14 (06:53):
It was really weird.

Speaker 5 (06:54):
Moms do that, I know. But so you guys broke
up obviously.

Speaker 13 (06:58):
Yes, he made she made to him text me and
break up with me. He wasn't allowed to look my way.
We weren't even allowed to look at each other.

Speaker 5 (07:06):
That's weird. And so the whole family cloaked you.

Speaker 13 (07:10):
Yeah, on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, everything, every social media you
could think of.

Speaker 15 (07:14):
I'm blocked.

Speaker 5 (07:15):
Now, how long ago did this happen?

Speaker 13 (07:18):
A couple of years ago?

Speaker 5 (07:19):
Now, in hindsight, aren't you glad it happened? You've moved
on in life is much better now, right.

Speaker 13 (07:24):
Well, actually he now dates my sister in law's little cousin.
Oh god, and I see him around a lot.

Speaker 5 (07:34):
Oh lord wow.

Speaker 13 (07:35):
Yes, and he has a kid with her now, so
he's in the family forever.

Speaker 6 (07:39):
Now it sounds like something.

Speaker 5 (07:43):
All right, Well, good luck to you, Shelley. But I
think being cloaked. Sometimes being cloaked is the best thing
that can happen to you.

Speaker 7 (07:51):
It might be.

Speaker 8 (07:52):
I mean, you at least get a very clear sign
this person is a jerk, and you don't need someone
like that in your life.

Speaker 6 (07:56):
Especially when she has to deal with their family.

Speaker 5 (08:00):
There's more to the story. Yeah, there are always there's
always more to the story. Hello, Danielle, how are you.

Speaker 16 (08:05):
I'm doing well now.

Speaker 5 (08:07):
Uh, you don't only cloak people who you date. You
cloak like coworkers and stuff. You had you had to
cloak someone at work?

Speaker 6 (08:14):
Yes, Like, oh my gosh, what happened?

Speaker 16 (08:19):
So this actually only happened about two weeks ago. She
I mean, we were close, you know, we would go
out for lunch. We worked very well together, and then
she decided to get herself the new jobs, which was
about two weeks ago, and before she left, she got

(08:40):
a little kind of like, I'm gonna say, Psycho, Psycho.

Speaker 5 (08:45):
Is kind of a weird work. Was she getting clingy
to you?

Speaker 16 (08:49):
Yes, almost, as if like she was obsessed with me.
So it was like I wasn't allowed to go out
to lunch with other coworkers, or if I did go
out with another coworker, she would say like, oh, so
you went off to lunch with me lunch without me.

Speaker 5 (09:03):
Wow, So you had to cloak or you don't work
with her anymore.

Speaker 11 (09:07):
Though, do you?

Speaker 12 (09:08):
No?

Speaker 16 (09:08):
I completely like when she left she texted me only
when she was gone for about a week, and she
texted me and said, do you not miss me already?
And that was my indicator like, okay, I can't.

Speaker 5 (09:22):
That's at It was kind of interesting about people that
do things like that, and most people are capable of
doing it without realizing it, but if you hear someone
else tell the stories, you're like, oh my god. I
really was like that.

Speaker 16 (09:33):
Yeah, And it got so scary to the point where
I like, when I get home to my kids, that's it.
I don't My kids are are basically my home. I
don't want anything to do with work by the time
I get home. But the one time she called me
three times within the hour, and then the next day

(09:54):
she's like, what do you don't pick off your phone?

Speaker 7 (09:57):
Don't walk again.

Speaker 5 (09:59):
Cloak king is like ghosting. It's where you someone in
your life for some reason or another, you just want
to cut them off completely. So now you've you've cut
her off completely, and now do you feel okay? I
mean she hasn't tried to come around, has she No?

Speaker 16 (10:12):
I had to block her from I even walked her
husband just in case, like there was some way, like
get a way to get into his account for her
to know.

Speaker 11 (10:25):
You know what.

Speaker 5 (10:25):
We laugh at this but this is scary.

Speaker 7 (10:27):
It's serious.

Speaker 5 (10:29):
People are listening. If you feel like maybe you're doing
this to someone, stop.

Speaker 6 (10:32):
It, don't do it.

Speaker 5 (10:34):
Thank you for listening. Thank you, Danielle, thank you so much. Now,
if you feel like that you're seeing signs that they
want you to back off, then I would go ahead
and read those and back off. That's not cool at all. Now,
move out of the state, go away.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
What to day? What to day?

Speaker 5 (10:52):
Christmas is almost here?

Speaker 4 (11:01):
What's this going on here?

Speaker 17 (11:05):
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Speaker 18 (11:09):
It's an elf Orgie. Dear care to join us?

Speaker 19 (11:14):
Well, it has been a long day.

Speaker 20 (11:21):
Merry Christmas from.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
Elvis Durant in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Merry Christmas from Elvis Terran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (11:43):
From the shop and the partners.

Speaker 21 (11:49):
None.

Speaker 5 (11:52):
When this family comes out right, they hop into their
car and rather than backing on their leaving, they sat
there and ate lunch. Okay, yeah, so Daniel just waited
patiently and then then sort of impatiently, and they never left.
Then finally they you know, they ate their lunch. They
dabbed their lips with napkins. They got out of the car,

(12:13):
went back in. They weren't there on their lunch break. No,
I mean no, no.

Speaker 6 (12:18):
One hundred percent not. They didn't work at the mall.
They were there enjoying something that there was. They came,
they put their bags in the car whatever, and then
they took out a couple of sandwiches, and then I
saw them eating them things, and they saw me sitting there.
So you think they would have said, I'm not leaving,
you know whatever, because I was waiting for a while.
And I could have waited there for ten minutes, or
I could have driven around for ten minutes when I

(12:39):
wouldn't have found the spot either way. But still like
to me, if someone's waiting for my spot and that happens,
I go, oh, so sorry, I'm not leaving. You know,
I'm not leaving right now. But they didn't do that.
I just thought it just it's not common courtesy.

Speaker 5 (12:52):
Okay, Well, this person is saying that you really messed up.

Speaker 6 (12:56):
Oh I did.

Speaker 5 (12:56):
Okay, Well, so let's do a little round.

Speaker 4 (13:02):
Are you the problem?

Speaker 5 (13:04):
According to this listener, you are and were. Well I'm
gonna read you their text in a second, and let
me tell you it's it's not very polite. And I
would never speak to someone the way this listener spoke
to us and you and therefore, you know, we're probably
gonna go ahead and block them as soon as we're
done with So, Danielle says she sat there and waited

(13:27):
and waited, and they never came out almost ten minutes.
Probably you're exaggerated.

Speaker 6 (13:31):
I didn't time it, but it felt okay exactly.

Speaker 5 (13:34):
But they never said, you know, politely, hey this, we're
not leaving. So here's what this texture says. Ask Danielle,
what kind of idiot would sit there for ten minutes
holding up traffic?

Speaker 6 (13:45):
This idiot? Right, No, I did not hold up traffic.
I was you know, still matter.

Speaker 5 (13:49):
That's what they're saying because obviously they think they know
what happened, because these people do, these trolls out there,
think they know. I'm called them a trollers.

Speaker 6 (13:56):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (13:58):
Anyway, Also, I ate in the parking lot all the time,
as well as a lot of moms and people who
work shift work in the mall. Your answered to that
that wasn't what they were doing.

Speaker 6 (14:07):
Nope, it was a family that came together to enjoy
the mall and they were going back in.

Speaker 5 (14:11):
Okay, Okay, do come on, Danielle, that's the stupidest thing
you've ever done. Wait ten minutes for a parking spot. Jeez,
it's people like you that drive the rest of us crazy.
If they're not backing out, move the f on. Don't
sit there like an idiot, is what this person says.

Speaker 6 (14:29):
Oh my god, that is not very nice.

Speaker 5 (14:32):
And now we ask them to never listen to our
show again. Okay, I blocked in. We've got millions of listeners.
We can we can spare a few here.

Speaker 22 (14:39):
We caughts.

Speaker 6 (14:42):
I did not block traffic. I made sure I was
pulled to the side waiting for my spot so people
could go around me. And I just sat there waiting,
and I, you know.

Speaker 8 (14:50):
Got furthermore, that is not the stupidest thing you've ever done, right,
That is no.

Speaker 5 (14:53):
We've got lists of much stupid.

Speaker 6 (14:56):
And I wouldn't have waited there for ten minutes like
an idiot if I had thought they were not getting out.
They never made any kind of like hand gesture or
anything to me say that they were leaving.

Speaker 5 (15:07):
Okay, all right, you put in your case. Okay, we
got to move on with a bit. And here we go.
So in the game of it's you, it's them. According
to that listener, it's you.

Speaker 4 (15:17):
It's you.

Speaker 5 (15:21):
But to Danielle, she says, it's them. Okay, so now
let's take a vote. So who's really at issue? Who's
the issue here? Who's who's causing the problem here? Danielle
simply says, look, you know what, if you see someone
waiting for your spot and it's a crowded parking lot, mate,
let them know you're not leaving. That's a polite thing. Okay,

(15:41):
here we go, Gandhi, what do you think? Who do
you think is that fault here? Is it them? Or
is it you? Is it her?

Speaker 8 (15:47):
The listener's fault in this scenario, because Danielle moved on
about her day and was like, idiot, idiot, but the
listener got real bent about it. So I'm going to
say it's a listener's fault and I don't know what.

Speaker 5 (15:59):
Okay, there you go. What about you, Nate? I know
Nate's gonna side with the people in the car.

Speaker 23 (16:07):
Sorry, it's you cars there. Somebody must have their lunch
and an if they want to have a wedding in there,
they should go for it. That car is there until
it moves. You should not be pissed off. What are
you gonna do like some empty cargo to the Orange
Julia's store and say, hey, you gotta move so.

Speaker 5 (16:23):
I can park.

Speaker 6 (16:24):
But no, all they had to say to me was, hey,
doesn't I'm not leaving when they saw me like a
dumb ass sitting there.

Speaker 5 (16:30):
You're the one that assumed they were leaving.

Speaker 6 (16:33):
Sorry, they put all their bags in the car, you
would assume they were leaving too.

Speaker 5 (16:38):
Yeah, okay, whatever, Yeah, all right. So he's saying, it's you, okay, you.

Speaker 11 (16:47):
All right?

Speaker 5 (16:47):
So scary? What are you thinking? Who's who's the fault here?

Speaker 10 (16:51):
It's definitely them. You have become a society of cave dwellers.
We've gone backwards. They would take take nothing, no skin
off their back for them to just motion that the
spot is taken, move on.

Speaker 5 (17:06):
But we don't communicate with each other. Instead we sit
there like freaking idiots. So you're saying, it's the same
as when if you walk out of door and you
let it swing close on the person behind you. You're
like totally like you do all the time. Scary, by
the way, but.

Speaker 10 (17:18):
In this case I can feel for Daniel because I've
been in this situation. If I pull up on you,
you know, the intuition, anticipation. You know, I'm looking for
a spot, so just wave me on. It takes two
seconds and then you don't even have to communicate. But
we don't communicate anymore.

Speaker 5 (17:32):
Okay, there you go, Samn. I like that little thing
of the end. Hey, Froggy, what do you think? Is
it Danielle? Is it you as it Danielle? Or is
it them?

Speaker 9 (17:43):
I don't even know why this is upper discussion, but
it's totally them.

Speaker 5 (17:48):
It's them.

Speaker 9 (17:49):
All you have to do is be kind, just say hey,
we're not leaving, that's it, or just the motion to
just do something. And when you see somebody sitting there,
you can feel it. They're just hey, you just they're
they're jackasses.

Speaker 5 (18:01):
And Daniel's not, and so they're worse.

Speaker 9 (18:04):
They're oblivious and what they doing in their life to
not pay attention to their surroundings.

Speaker 5 (18:09):
All right, Hey, Scotty beebe a part of this it
Scotty b Is it Danielle? Which would be you? Or
is it them? The people in the car.

Speaker 24 (18:17):
I love Danielle so much, but I think that she
could have just like rolled the window down and done
the motion like are you getting out?

Speaker 4 (18:24):
So it's you.

Speaker 6 (18:26):
You know, I guess I kind of could have done this.

Speaker 5 (18:30):
That would have been rude.

Speaker 6 (18:31):
But I know that, I know that. I know that
they looked at me and they didn't say anything, so
I figured they were.

Speaker 24 (18:41):
Getting you was giving them a little a little toot
And then are you gonna out?

Speaker 11 (18:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (18:48):
The guy over there on the microphone says, it's definitely you.
Danielle's actually turning against herself, says, it's me.

Speaker 4 (19:00):
It's me.

Speaker 5 (19:05):
Oh, I think they should be aware of people who
are waiting for their spot. I without doubt there's a
car to stop there. I mean, you know, every day
we see the level of human niceties being just eroding.
It's the the erosion is on. It's all. It's all
just kind of shifting out to see. People don't pay
attention to other people. People are unaware of other people,

(19:27):
just rude. You see it driving every day. You see it.
And you know in everyday situations where either there's just
so in their own head so much so that they
just don't have any manners left. And so I think
it's I think it's them.

Speaker 11 (19:42):
I do it's them, And there you go.

Speaker 5 (19:48):
Thank you for playing. And by the way, and that
listener who was very rude to us. People are texting
in and you know what, you better hope they don't
get your phone number. You're you're not very popular. The
people are calling you a ass hat. Let's see, people
call you all sorts of things. I cannot repeat anyway,
but this one listener said, Hey, I don't care what happened.

(20:08):
It couldn't be Danielle because daniel is never wrong. She's
our morning queen.

Speaker 6 (20:14):
I beg to never ask my husband, but I thank you.

Speaker 5 (20:17):
And there you go.

Speaker 11 (20:21):
Hold on, someone's in here, Santa.

Speaker 22 (20:23):
Why are you pooping in my house?

Speaker 25 (20:25):
Trying to eat lots of cookies and sometimes that makes diarrhea.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
Merry Christmas?

Speaker 4 (20:33):
You wrong?

Speaker 1 (20:33):
From Elvis Duran in the Morning show.

Speaker 26 (20:36):
Hey, it's Allison Right.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
This is Lady Ghana hates Taylor Swift, wishing you a
merry Christmas. Elvister ran in the Morning show.

Speaker 5 (20:44):
You know, I like sneaking up behind other people to
the radio shows to see what they're talking about. There's
a guy, his name is Jojo in the morning. He's
on the radio in Johnstown, Altoona State College, PA. Right,
that's that's your neck of the right.

Speaker 4 (21:00):
Uh, huh.

Speaker 5 (21:00):
Yeah. So he was talking about on his show things
weird things that cause anxiety. Okay, like, of course we know,
you know, there are things that are so obvious, like
you know, people fighting in front of you and road
rage and you know, stuff like that. But what are
the weird things that cause you anxiety? And maybe no
one else or not a lot of the not a

(21:21):
lot of other people like Gonda you were talking about
this earlier. What was it that makes you anxious?

Speaker 8 (21:25):
I cannot stand the automatic flushers on toilets when they
jump the gun and flush too soon, because one, if
I'm sitting on the toilet, that is traumatic the splash,
Oh my god. And two, if I'm up, I have
run into doors, hit my face on the little hook
trying to get away from the flush because it's just
too much.

Speaker 7 (21:42):
They're really powerful and they spread, you know, charticles.

Speaker 5 (21:43):
Everywhere and you actually feel your pulse racing a little bit. Absolutely, yes, right, Danielle,
you have horrible.

Speaker 6 (21:50):
So somebody put the license played on my car a
little to the right. The anxiety that this has caused
me every time I look at the car, because it's
not even it's drives. Why don't you fix it because
I do haven't had the time to fix it yet.
But every time I look at it, I'm like, I
can't look at it.

Speaker 5 (22:05):
I got to look it's causing anxiety. But if you
think about it at the end of the day, it's like,
why is this causing anxiety?

Speaker 14 (22:11):
Stupid?

Speaker 5 (22:11):
I mean, I understand the automatic flusher thing with Gandhi,
but the off center license plate. He's going on to
say that the cashier is in such a hurry they
hand you your change in your receipt all at once
and like move along, I don't change. Yes, that's anxiety
causing I get that. Joe Joe in the morning.

Speaker 27 (22:31):
Yep.

Speaker 5 (22:33):
Also, someone else chimed in ordering at a restaurant. Ordering
from a menu causes anxiety to this person. Is anyone
else in here like that?

Speaker 17 (22:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (22:41):
Sometimes if I see too much on my schedule, Like
if I look at my schedule and every day there
is something and I don't have a break, that causes
me anxiety, it freaks me out right, yep.

Speaker 5 (22:52):
Another one is when you're like pumping up your bike
tire or blowing a balloon, you're afraid one more pump
is gonna make it.

Speaker 8 (22:59):
Eggs blow Yeah, it's a dangerous dance.

Speaker 5 (23:03):
Yeah, Garrett.

Speaker 28 (23:04):
When the waiter takes the plate when you're done eating,
but the person you're sitting with is still eating, and
you're like, don't, don't, don't touch the plate.

Speaker 5 (23:11):
Yeah exactly. Now you know I'm the same way. They
shouldn't pick up any plate until everyone's done. Oh my god,
I'm getting anxious thinking about that.

Speaker 7 (23:17):
Yes, that stresses me out.

Speaker 5 (23:18):
Here's one that makes straight innate anxious when he's trying
to get his boat into the water by himself and
the boat ramp is busy. True, you know how anxious
that is. That's like ten times worse than parallel parking.

Speaker 7 (23:32):
It's a nice problem to have, though.

Speaker 5 (23:35):
What do I someone else said on his show, someone
who drives by with tinted windows. Did they wave at you?
Are they waving at me? I don't know.

Speaker 6 (23:44):
I always think of drunk deal is about to go down?

Speaker 5 (23:46):
Someone's going down?

Speaker 8 (23:47):
Also, what about when you're at a restaurant and they
keep refilling your drink. It gets to a point where
I'm like, no, stop, please, I don't want to waste anything.
Stop drink.

Speaker 5 (23:55):
Yeah, okay, it's these stupid little things with me it's
merging into trap.

Speaker 7 (24:00):
Oh that's a good one.

Speaker 5 (24:01):
I'm just if I'm getting on a highway, you know,
from the entrance ramp or if it's one of those
zipper things where you have two lanes turned down into one,
I get I feel my my heart just pumping. I
don't know what it is. It makes me so nervous.
And it's the same as having a police officer driving
behind you, even though you know you've done nothing wrong.
It's like, oh boy, they're on to me.

Speaker 29 (24:23):
Now what. I have one? And I'm not trying to
be funny, but you know what I'm talking about. I
have butt sweat anxiety, meaning that if it's like a
hot day, I feel like the butt sweat is visible
through my pants.

Speaker 5 (24:37):
Do you guys have that? Yes, Like I feel like,
well it is no, it's not though, but it's not.
But it's like it is no, it's not like I know,
if I'm wearing.

Speaker 23 (24:47):
Jeans, you can't see the butt sweat, but I feel
like you can see the butt sweat because my butt's
very sweat.

Speaker 5 (24:52):
In relation to that, if I'm sitting on like a
leather couch or something, I always look back to make
sure there's no Yes, there's no there's no tea.

Speaker 7 (25:02):
You can't just get up. You have to slide and
get up so that there is something.

Speaker 5 (25:06):
You make the fart sound, you have to you do,
but you have to wipe it, like wipe it your butt,
like you have to like rotate. Yeah, at the gym,
it's like that. I always have a towel. I'm always
ready to wipe off butt sweat after I get off
of one of those seats with shorts.

Speaker 8 (25:20):
Especially for women, I think that happens a lot because
if you have lotion on and then you're sitting in something,
you know, leathery like somebody's car, and it's hot outside,
then when you get up, there definitely SiGe marks, and
it just you know, highlights the shape of all kinds
of things.

Speaker 5 (25:31):
See, I know, but I know, But in the real world,
these things are just simple. Why are we so anxious?
Why are we getting so worked up? What's scary?

Speaker 9 (25:39):
What about when you walk across the floor and your
shoe makes the fart sound and you cannot no matter
what you do, you cannot recreate that sound.

Speaker 5 (25:47):
When everybody thinks you farted and you didn't, that makes
you anxious.

Speaker 9 (25:51):
Wow, because everybody goes, why did you do that? It
was my shoe.

Speaker 10 (25:54):
When you're cooking something in the oven and all of
a sudden, you you know you have potholeders, and you
know it's okay and it's not gonna be hot, but
you think you can burn yourself anyway. That and removing
hot dogs with tongs from the barbecue, you can't do it.

Speaker 5 (26:05):
That makes no sense. If you have something cooking in
the oven you need to have you can't just pull
it out. No, you have the potholders and you still
think that they're gonna go right to the potholder. Oh yeah, yeah,
sometimes it does. Hey, people are calling. Let me talk
to Rebecca here, Rebecca fartlet. I didn't mean that it's
Fort Lauderdale. It's Pride weekend over in Wilton Manors. Just

(26:27):
letting you know that's where the rainbows are coming from.
What causes you anxiety? Rebecca?

Speaker 30 (26:33):
Ikea absolutely can't okay, talk about it?

Speaker 5 (26:36):
What is it about Ikea? I mean, beyond other stores,
it gives you such odjita as they call it.

Speaker 30 (26:44):
The carts don't go straight. For first of all, I
don't know why, but they don't All the carts bear
to the right for some unapparent reason, and you're like
lost in a hole. When you're back there, they tell
you there's secret ways out. You can go through here
to get to the exit.

Speaker 15 (26:58):
You can't.

Speaker 30 (26:59):
It's time.

Speaker 5 (27:01):
Ikea is a little too large. You're right, and it's
like a maze. You're like a rat in a maze
when you're at.

Speaker 30 (27:06):
Ikia, right, you absolutely are.

Speaker 5 (27:09):
But you know when you get near the end, you've
got those those meatballs.

Speaker 9 (27:15):
Those meatballs are the best.

Speaker 5 (27:17):
They do that to stop your anxiety. Rebecca, thank you.
Next time I'm in Akia, I will think of you,
I promise.

Speaker 30 (27:23):
Thanks. Guys, have a great day.

Speaker 5 (27:25):
Hello Vicky, Hello, Hello, Well, so good morning to you. Now,
what silly thing makes you so anxious?

Speaker 31 (27:31):
And you shouldn't be pumping pumping gas at the gas station,
especially when it's busy and people are waiting for you
to be done.

Speaker 5 (27:39):
Well, you know what, I get that, but screw them.
That's your time with the pump. That pump is.

Speaker 18 (27:44):
Yours Costco on a busy Saturday.

Speaker 6 (27:46):
Oh yeah, they're like, what gets me when you take
the pump out and it like dribbles a little bit,
I'm like, oh my gosh, I'm gonna start fire at
the gas station.

Speaker 5 (27:56):
Yeah, now you know what it's like being a guy
that urinal. Same thing, same thing, Viki. It's not funny,
it's sad. Well, look, best to look at the costco.
What's up, producer.

Speaker 31 (28:07):
Sam Mine is if I'm checking out at a grocery
store and the person is going faster than I'm placing
the items on the conveyor belt, forget it.

Speaker 32 (28:13):
Panic attack, waiting till you have to catch up.

Speaker 7 (28:15):
Oh my god. Yeah, I can't have them waiting for me.

Speaker 6 (28:17):
That's terrible.

Speaker 5 (28:18):
See that's why on the conveyor belt, I have to
overload it. I make sure every I stack things. Yeah, yeah,
there's anxiety there.

Speaker 18 (28:28):
Oh.

Speaker 8 (28:29):
Also at the gym, the time between when you're done
using machine and you walk to get the spray to
spray it down, I feel like people think I'm abandoning
the machine without cleaning it, and I'm like, I'm coming back.

Speaker 7 (28:38):
I just have to go get the spray.

Speaker 5 (28:39):
Trus trust me, people, Yes see, I don't know. I
think we are we are margining ourselves into an early
grave by becoming so anxious over things that are just stupid.
Why are we doing this? To ourselves. Why anyway, just
a thought, Thank you Jojo on the radio. I love
stealing other things from other people, because you know, if

(28:59):
you deal for me, you've stolen twice. That's my motto.

Speaker 21 (29:03):
Here Santa, all I went for Christmas this year is
a fan because I love the way it feels on
me when I go to sleep.

Speaker 25 (29:11):
Dear Emily, here's your fan and here's Santa stomping on
it with his big black boots. I hope you never
fall asleep, Love Santa.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
Merry Christmas from Elvister Rand in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (29:43):
I'm Grazie day Bro's crack and it's now on me
cadding the month.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
This is Superray Merry Christmas, Elster Ran in the Morning
show Scary.

Speaker 5 (29:54):
We were talking earlier about one of your a billion
the gazillion appearances you're doing, Yes, and you're doing something
for Cereal cinnamon toast crunch.

Speaker 4 (30:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (30:03):
I was told I was going to a store called Acme. Yeah.
But what does cinnamon toast crunch have to do with it?

Speaker 10 (30:08):
Well, they they now told me that yesterday afternoon that
cinnamon that it's a cinnamon toast crunch appearance by General Mills.
I'm like Okay, let me put the Wait a minute,
it's been on a calendar for about a month.

Speaker 5 (30:23):
But wait a minute, but wait, hold on, and Danielle
started to ask this question earlier, I wanted to save it.
Why are you doing that?

Speaker 6 (30:28):
Yeah, because we have people who are serial experts.

Speaker 7 (30:30):
Well, I learned podcast.

Speaker 10 (30:31):
I learned it literally last yesterday afternoon, that it was
specifically for Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Speaker 5 (30:36):
Why I know, but we have we have a podcast
specifically called serial Killers. Yeah, featuring Scotty Bee and Andrew. Yeah,
it would make sense. I mean, I must assume you're
getting paid to show up for Cinnamon toast Crunch.

Speaker 4 (30:52):
Of course, I.

Speaker 5 (30:53):
Thought I was going to a grocery store. And now
they're like, oh, by the way, the product is it?
Grew up with Scotty. I mean, Scotty, don't you think
you would be a natural for this kind of thing. Yeah.

Speaker 24 (31:03):
As soon as I heard that, Scary got it. I
was like what and what?

Speaker 5 (31:06):
Scary? Didn't you try to talk them into maybe moving
over to Scotty or did you want to pucket the well?

Speaker 10 (31:11):
This morning when I found when I found out yesterday afternoon,
this morning, I came into Scotty I'm like Scotty, I
gotta be honest this acme grocery store appearance. I'm doing
this for cinnamon toast Crunch. I said, I really do
think that maybe you get you should do it.

Speaker 5 (31:23):
Okay, well, so how much do you know about cinnamon
toast crunch? I mean, I grew up with it. It
was one of my favorite Do you think you know
more about cinnamon toast crunch than Scotty.

Speaker 6 (31:32):
Being yeah, let's do it.

Speaker 7 (31:34):
I still challenge mane.

Speaker 10 (31:39):
I'm not a ceialdo but I know, but I enjoy
the cereal growing up way and.

Speaker 5 (31:43):
It's a beautiful cereal. I kid you not. But what
I'm saying here is if we're going to service the client,
if we're going to give them the most bang for
their buck, we should send the serial killers guy guys
out to this thing. But but it's your appearance, it's
your you agree, but you're still going to take the money.
You're going to go right, take the money and run.
I have an idea hit hit the game show music.

(32:04):
It's now time to play who knows Cinnamon toast Crunk? Yes,
And I'll tell you what if Scotty B beats you
in this series of questions that I've devised. Then you
have to pay him two hundred dollars.

Speaker 24 (32:17):
Oh nice, I'll take.

Speaker 6 (32:18):
It just for wait wait, does Scotty have to go
or not?

Speaker 11 (32:21):
See?

Speaker 5 (32:21):
This is unfair? Fair?

Speaker 7 (32:24):
No, it's not. It's killers for every question.

Speaker 5 (32:27):
On a second. Okay, it's getting better.

Speaker 10 (32:30):
People consume a lot of the products that we advertise
on the show, but that doesn't mean it's an example.

Speaker 5 (32:36):
Well, dis no, name some things that you were Stanielle. Okay,
you're really taking away from my game. It's time for
who knows cinnamon toast crunk? And if Scotty be and
you know, and Andrew's here too, he's he's a co
host of Serial Killers podcasts.

Speaker 6 (32:54):
Here's the things, but not about cereal the music.

Speaker 5 (32:57):
Now, let's see who knows the answers to these questions.
Here we go, and Scotty, if you win, you get
two hundred dollars. Scary will pay it in cash. Awesome.

Speaker 9 (33:05):
Two hundred dollars is very low. I know what Scary
makes it an appearance. Two hundred bucks is very low.

Speaker 5 (33:08):
Undred dollars okay, hundred dollars a question, all right? Okay,
one hundred dollars a question. Here we go. You can venmo?
You can venmo today? Can I get half of that?
Just saying yes? That's up to you and Scotty. Here
we go. Question number one, what is the current slogan
of cinnamon toast crunch?

Speaker 24 (33:21):
Well, it used to be the taste you can see, but.

Speaker 5 (33:24):
Now again again the what is the current slogan of
cinnamon toast crunch?

Speaker 24 (33:27):
Sorry, it's crave those crazy squares, that's correct.

Speaker 9 (33:30):
Okay, one dollars, one hundred buck.

Speaker 5 (33:39):
Okay. When was cinnamon toast crunch introduced?

Speaker 15 (33:44):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (33:44):
I got it March nineteen eighty four. Mark, that's nineteen four.

Speaker 24 (33:51):
It was nineteen eighty four.

Speaker 5 (33:52):
Andrew got it first, all right, I got I gotta
tell you. I gotta be honest. I didn't know Scure
would know the answer to that, and he did blurt
it out. He wasn't first, Let's go ahead and make
it a wash because he was pretty good.

Speaker 24 (34:05):
That did surprise me. I'll give you that.

Speaker 5 (34:07):
Scary. Okay, Scary, you may get this one. What company
owns Scary got it first?

Speaker 6 (34:14):
He only knows because he's going to the appearance for
General Mills.

Speaker 9 (34:17):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 5 (34:21):
True or false cinnamon toast Crunch makes a snap sound
upon being immersed, because but Scary got it first. Now
you owed Scary two hundred dollars Rice, Crispies, Rice Rice,
different companies. Uh, okay. What is the name of the
original Cinnamon Toast Crunch mascot Wendell?

Speaker 7 (34:44):
Yes, I know that he's Scary.

Speaker 4 (34:50):
Eighties.

Speaker 24 (34:51):
We both said that at the same time.

Speaker 9 (34:53):
I don't three for Scary, one for Scott.

Speaker 5 (34:56):
Scary was faster than you. I got it. Let's play fair, my.

Speaker 6 (34:59):
Gosh, maybe have a new co host.

Speaker 7 (35:00):
Come on, Scotty, come on, Scottie.

Speaker 5 (35:04):
Okay, what were the names of Chef Wendel's two sidekicks,
the bakers? They were bakers, is the answer? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (35:11):
They were.

Speaker 24 (35:11):
They were unnamed, two unknown guys, and they got rid
of them because they were na.

Speaker 5 (35:15):
Bob and Cello were their names?

Speaker 31 (35:16):
Really?

Speaker 5 (35:17):
I didn't know that, Okay, Judges, Judges, the bakers, I
think that. Okay, So now Scary is just two hundred right, yeah?

Speaker 9 (35:27):
No, no, no, it's three to two Scary three the
uh uh serial killers two?

Speaker 5 (35:32):
Okay? What are the four spinoff cereals of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

Speaker 24 (35:38):
I got it, well, some of them still exist in
some don't. There was a peanut butter crunch, there was
frosted crunch. Those are gone.

Speaker 5 (35:45):
Okay.

Speaker 24 (35:46):
There is also chocolate toast crunch. There is apple cinnamon
toast crunch, and for the holidays, there's sugar cookie toast crunch.

Speaker 5 (35:58):
Did you mention a French toast crunch? I have it
right here. Which of those four spinoff cereals is the
most popular?

Speaker 24 (36:07):
Uh, French toast crunch, that's correct?

Speaker 4 (36:10):
Is that?

Speaker 9 (36:10):
Another question is okay? That's four. So that's four for
the serial killers, three for scary carry you down?

Speaker 5 (36:18):
Okay? Uh? What is the difference between cinnamon toast Crunch
and French toast Crunch? I got it.

Speaker 7 (36:28):
First, he did.

Speaker 4 (36:30):
I did.

Speaker 24 (36:30):
Cinema toast crunch are squares, and French toast Crunch and
the apple cinnamon toast crunch are shaped like little pieces
of toast.

Speaker 6 (36:37):
Okay, very nice, Hotter.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (36:41):
Why can the contestants focus? Please? You brought it in, Daniel. Please,
I'm sorry.

Speaker 6 (36:51):
I'm very sorry.

Speaker 5 (36:52):
They need to focus. They need to focus. You know,
we're living in a world full of clutter. What was
the name of the special edition version of Cinnamon Toast
crunch that feeded marshmallows shaped like houses and hotels. What's
the answer?

Speaker 24 (37:03):
Monopoly?

Speaker 5 (37:03):
That's right, yes, yea very limited edition Monopoly.

Speaker 9 (37:08):
Six for the serial Killers, three for scary.

Speaker 5 (37:11):
That's unfair. You're wiping the floors with me. You guys
are the serial killers. I knew who chef Wendel was,
and the year was filmed and you can. Yeah, we're
all impressed. Uh, finally, you enjoy.

Speaker 9 (37:28):
This double or nothing? You want to double nothing so
sciarity could get back to even or be twice as much.

Speaker 5 (37:32):
Now it's a very difficult one. If you want to
double or nothing, it's up to you, guys.

Speaker 24 (37:35):
I don't want to do that.

Speaker 5 (37:35):
That's scary. Okay, go Aheaday, here we go now, as
you know, we are enjoying cinnamon toast crunch here in
the good old US of A. Can you tell me
where else you can find cinnamon toast crunch. What do
the countries go?

Speaker 24 (37:45):
I'm guessing England and Germany. I don't I don't know,
I bet, I'm not sure. I'm sure it's all over
the place. You can get it in the mail so
everyone can have it. Canada, I mean it's got to
be you know, all over North America.

Speaker 5 (38:00):
Mexico, Yeah, Mexico. It's available in Canada, the UK, Ireland
and Poland. Oh, I got a lot of those.

Speaker 4 (38:05):
Scotty got a right.

Speaker 9 (38:06):
That that's another for Scotti at seven.

Speaker 6 (38:09):
I think Scotty needs to pay us.

Speaker 5 (38:11):
Okay, sure, who gets what? How much goes Scotty?

Speaker 9 (38:15):
Scotty got seven correct, Scary got three correct. That's a
difference of four, so scary you o Scotti? Four hundred dollars.

Speaker 24 (38:24):
You cereal, Andrew, you can have two?

Speaker 5 (38:27):
Yeah, okay, four hundred bucks venbo Veno, Venmo.

Speaker 25 (38:32):
Hello, little Louie, what do you want for Christmas this year?

Speaker 22 (38:36):
I really want to go to the North Pole.

Speaker 33 (38:38):
Yes, so a big and scary Christmas for young From
Alvis ter Ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (38:53):
Really do I really seem like I'm in a bad one?

Speaker 6 (38:55):
You think you're a little madder than normal?

Speaker 1 (38:57):
He's angry Larry Christmas? From Elvis Duran on the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (39:03):
Okay, I have something?

Speaker 4 (39:04):
Yes? What was that? Oh?

Speaker 5 (39:07):
Date dating? First date horror stories, Gondhi tell that story
because it may hit a nerder to get a lot
of people.

Speaker 7 (39:14):
I went out on a date with a guy. We
went to a park, and not too long into the.

Speaker 8 (39:19):
Day he started acting a little goofy, So I was like,
what is going on with you?

Speaker 7 (39:22):
And he said, not gonna lie, I just ate a
bunch of acids.

Speaker 8 (39:25):
So you got about twenty minutes before it gets weird.

Speaker 11 (39:30):
Did you?

Speaker 5 (39:32):
Did you head out?

Speaker 17 (39:34):
No?

Speaker 8 (39:34):
I was like, you know what, I'm a head home.
You should probably enjoy this park by yourself with all
your acid. I don't know what I'm going to contribute.

Speaker 5 (39:42):
This is one of those conversations that always comes back
on our show. But you read something about a woman
and a guy on a date and his dog fell
in the river.

Speaker 7 (39:52):
Yes, she met him on Tinder.

Speaker 8 (39:54):
She said she liked him because his dog was in
his profile picture, so she thought he might be a
great guy. They go on a walk, the dog jumped
into a river and she had to jump into the
river to save the dog while he stood on the
banks useless, giving no advice, and then said he was
just too terrified and froze. He didn't know what to do.
So she said that was the end of our dating.
We only went on one and never again, first and last.

Speaker 5 (40:16):
It only did there first dates. Later, Yeah, I spilled
a glass of red wine all over this guy's shirt,
a white, crisp, white button down shirt, and we had
to go to a party after that. He had no
clothes to change too. I just kind of ruined his night.
Never heard from him again, Oh no, his loss, Yeah, Frogy.

Speaker 9 (40:37):
This woman I used to work with in South Florida.
She worked at a TV station there. She was on
a first date with a guy and he got up
and went to the bathroom and he was gone for
a while, and he came back and he was like
kind of like out of breath and whatnot. And she's
like everything, Okay. He's like, I gotta be honest with you.
I had to go to the bathroom and take care
of myself because I'm so turned on by you right now.
She's like, okay, on that note, and.

Speaker 7 (40:57):
I hope you washed your hands thing pay later.

Speaker 5 (41:01):
Did he really think that was going to make her
want him?

Speaker 9 (41:05):
He must have thought that somehow this is going to
make things go better.

Speaker 5 (41:10):
All right, top all of those pile on this text.
I vomited spaghetti all over my date's bed after drinking
a bottle of sambuca on our first date. Okay, first
of all, if you can drink a bottle of sambuca
in one night. You need to vomit up that spaghetti.
You don't want to keep that there? Oh my god. Anyway,

(41:31):
a lot of calls coming in. Let's go to twelve
line twelve is Kristin. Hey, Kristin, Hi there, May I
tell you it's an honor to have you on. Thank
God you're listening. We appreciate it very much.

Speaker 21 (41:43):
Thank you. Likewise, I've missed.

Speaker 5 (41:45):
You, guys, well you missed us. Where have you been.

Speaker 21 (41:48):
I haven't been trapped, I haven't been driving to work,
so I don't get to hear you very often in
the morning anymore. And I need to get better about
listening to iHeartRadio.

Speaker 5 (41:56):
I should I love that. Yeah. A lot of people
assume we only live in their cars. No, we're creepy.
We follow you in every room of the house. We
so Christian dating, you know, being out on the dating scene.
I don't miss it at all, especially those, you know,
the dates that were just just embarrassing. You had one

(42:16):
What happened to you?

Speaker 21 (42:18):
So a guy invited me to go to a concert,
but he didn't have a ticket for me, so he
ended up buying me one for behind the stage while
he sat front row at the Fish concert.

Speaker 4 (42:33):
Man right there.

Speaker 5 (42:37):
Wow, I mean it just amazing. It amazes me that
we share the same oxygen as people who walk the
earth and do things like that. So how did the
rest of the date go or did you just leave?

Speaker 11 (42:49):
Well?

Speaker 21 (42:50):
I didn't want to leave the concert. I snuck around
and found some friends of mine and ended up sitting
with them. But yeah, we we didn't go out again
after that.

Speaker 5 (43:00):
Yeah, yeah, that's that's a no brainer. Anyway. Well, sometimes
you know, it takes a while to figure out they're
not the one for you, so maybe it's better you
find out like the first night. Okay, bye, I can
move on. Thank you, Kristen Nane, have a great day. Okay,
thanks for listening to us again.

Speaker 21 (43:15):
Thanks again, Bye bye bye.

Speaker 5 (43:17):
Leslie on nine eleven, Oh god, you hear more and
more of just happening to people. Hey, Leslie, First of all,
nice to meet you. Welcome to the show.

Speaker 12 (43:25):
Hello waity hello wait hello. Oh I'm so excited me too.

Speaker 5 (43:31):
So what happened on your date?

Speaker 12 (43:33):
So we went on a date, It was great whatever,
but I didn't see it going any farther than that.
And after you know, like a week or so, Like,
he starts like asking me on Venmo to send him money,
and I was like, confused, why do you, like, why
do you need money so he can eat? But he's
also at work, so that made it even more confusing.

(43:55):
Why he needed money when he was working.

Speaker 5 (43:59):
He's trying to you to pay him back for a
date or something.

Speaker 12 (44:02):
No, he just wanted me to send him some money
so we could go buy, you know, get a bite
to eat at work.

Speaker 5 (44:09):
All right, No, wow, I mean, look, look, I'm all
four people who need to eat. You know, I'm on
their side. We all love eating. It's great. But to
go on to Venmo's someone who you've been on one
date with asking for money.

Speaker 12 (44:23):
Yeah, And I was like, can't you like ask your mother?
He goes, I don't want to bother her.

Speaker 5 (44:29):
But he didn't bothering you again A happy you found
out early, Leslie that he just wasn't the one for you.

Speaker 20 (44:36):
Yes.

Speaker 12 (44:36):
I did actually send him like six dollars once. I
was like, here, I'll be generous for the day. Here
you go. But then I thought it did stopped. Nope,
he just kept asking no.

Speaker 5 (44:45):
No, Once you feed that stray animal, they come back
every single time. All right, Leslie, thank you for listening.
And I'm sure, I'm sure you've moved on and you
haven't heard from him of late. Right.

Speaker 12 (44:56):
Oh yeah, we still talk every now and then, but
I just try to avoid the whole light.

Speaker 5 (45:00):
Good money, all right, Leslie, thank you, have a great day.
Okay you two? Thanks Line sixteen run hey, Ron Hey,
thanks for listening very much. So you went out on
a date, went back to her house and what happened, Well.

Speaker 26 (45:16):
We went and rented a movie and I went back
to her house. I had a personal ad out and
then I said I didn't mind mind kids. I mean
I love kids. And I walked in the house and
five little ones come running up to me and going daddy.
It's like, ok, wheel right back around and right back

(45:39):
out the door.

Speaker 5 (45:42):
You took that VHS right back to Blockbuster, daddy, and
there's five of them.

Speaker 26 (45:49):
You're like, oh, yoh, yeah, I wouldn't to mind it.
If she would have said she would have had kids,
But when we talked, she never mentioned kids.

Speaker 5 (45:56):
You already had them, yeah, she cut out the middle man.
All right, thank you, Ron, have a great day, man ye.
And finally Cameline six hey, Kim Hey, Hey, hello, lady,
welcome to the show. In a good mood today, You're good.

Speaker 34 (46:12):
I'm in a great mood today.

Speaker 11 (46:14):
Good so excited.

Speaker 5 (46:16):
Tell us what happened.

Speaker 35 (46:18):
So I got asked down on a date and I
was so excited.

Speaker 18 (46:21):
I said yes.

Speaker 34 (46:21):
And it was around eight o'clock at night and I
was living in the city at the time, and he said, Hey,
I gotta make a do something real quick, drop something off.
You mind coming with me? And I said no, not
at all. So he takes me uptown. He tells me
to stand by a light pole. So I stand under
a light pole and he goes and does a drug
deal and I'm.

Speaker 36 (46:42):
Standing there for ten minutes.

Speaker 5 (46:45):
Oh my god, wow, wow, So he was dating you
while he was at work. Basically, Oh my god.

Speaker 35 (46:51):
I didn't even know what to do.

Speaker 34 (46:53):
I was shocked.

Speaker 35 (46:54):
I was and I was scared.

Speaker 26 (46:55):
I didn't know what was going on.

Speaker 5 (46:57):
Well, so, well, what happened after that?

Speaker 35 (47:00):
Well, he came back and I was like, what was
that And he was like, oh, I just had to
drop something off, and he literally went to a car,
leaned over in a car. They were talking. Then he
went into a building and I just stood there and
he just played it off. Michael was nothing and I
didn't know what to do. So we went out to
dinner and then I pasted him before I even knew.

Speaker 5 (47:21):
I mean, did you even did you try to find out?
Did you ask him to over to dinner? Like, hey,
so what do you do for a No?

Speaker 12 (47:27):
I was scared.

Speaker 35 (47:28):
I'm not even lying.

Speaker 36 (47:29):
I was like, what is going to odd?

Speaker 34 (47:31):
I just it was a bad bad day.

Speaker 36 (47:33):
That dy that duy.

Speaker 5 (47:34):
Yeah. When someone tells you just he standing of the
light in the lamp post, I'll be back and they
put their head into a strange car going by, Yeah
there's something going on. A yeah, at least I had a.

Speaker 7 (47:46):
Light consider it.

Speaker 9 (47:47):
Yeah, there's that all.

Speaker 5 (47:49):
Right, kim, go have a great day. Thank you for
listening to us.

Speaker 35 (47:51):
Thank you you too, Bye bye bye.

Speaker 5 (47:54):
Yeah, gandhi, what happened to you?

Speaker 8 (47:56):
I got a Venmo request to pay a guy back
for a date because we went out to dinner and
at the end he said, so, do you want me
to come back up to your apartment?

Speaker 7 (48:02):
I said no, I'm good, I'll see you later.

Speaker 8 (48:04):
And two days later I got a venmo request because
and I quote, you were a disappointment.

Speaker 5 (48:10):
Oh my god, well, so you asked yourself what loser
would go on a date, and then Venmo the date
for their money back.

Speaker 7 (48:20):
His name is Matt. He's from South Africa. Matt, Matt.

Speaker 5 (48:22):
Well, there's one right here. Nate, Hey, it worked for me.

Speaker 7 (48:26):
I will stop it.

Speaker 23 (48:27):
My first date with Heather, you know, we go out,
we have a drink, we have dinner, and then at
the end of the night she needs to get.

Speaker 5 (48:32):
An uber home and her uber's networking.

Speaker 23 (48:34):
So I said, oh, you know, I'll get this, I'll
get your you're an uber home and she says.

Speaker 5 (48:39):
Oh, i'll pay you back.

Speaker 23 (48:40):
Well, a week goes by, she hasn't called me or
paid me back, so I Venmo requested her twenty five dollars,
said second dollar, and she paid it. I'm like, all right,
that guy, I just wasn't charming gun that.

Speaker 9 (48:57):
If she told Nate she was going to pay him back,
and she did it. And then thank you.

Speaker 6 (49:01):
For Roddy again. You let it go, dumb.

Speaker 5 (49:05):
Not letting that one go.

Speaker 9 (49:06):
Sorry, my word is my bond. You said a bad precedent, Nate,
you said a good one this time.

Speaker 5 (49:12):
Thank you very much? Did well?

Speaker 6 (49:14):
You remember what happened with me with the milk dud.

Speaker 30 (49:17):
What.

Speaker 6 (49:18):
I was on a date with some guy, first date,
and we I said, oh, let's split the bill. He's like, no,
it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, no worries. Later on,
we were at the movies online waiting to go and
he goes, hey, you remember that money you owe me
for the date. You could buy me some milk duds.
And I go what He's like, yeah, give me some
candy at the candy counter. He sent my ass over
to the candy counter to get him some milk duds.

(49:39):
That was the last time we went out.

Speaker 5 (49:41):
What did jackass milk duds?

Speaker 6 (49:44):
Yeah? Who even eats milk duds at the movie theater?

Speaker 5 (49:47):
Who needs milk duds anywhere? Is that a thing? Milk duds?

Speaker 6 (49:51):
Robbie likes milk duds.

Speaker 9 (49:53):
But Elvis found one in his underwear.

Speaker 5 (49:55):
Oh well I did. It was right next to the
Barbie shoe.

Speaker 30 (50:00):
God.

Speaker 5 (50:01):
No, But the only thing we used to use milk
dude for we put like, put it on your front
tooth and you go up to people and smile and
start talking to them and be like a turd on
your tooth. That's what milk dude are for you. Don't
eat them.

Speaker 4 (50:14):
What a day? What a day?

Speaker 37 (50:16):
Christmas is almost here? What's this going on here?

Speaker 17 (50:29):
Alf elf elf orgyl else.

Speaker 18 (50:34):
It's an elf orgy dear care to join us?

Speaker 19 (50:39):

Speaker 20 (50:46):

Speaker 1 (50:49):
Elvis ter Ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (50:58):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tapp.

Speaker 5 (51:02):
All right, Garren, all right, what do you have today?

Speaker 28 (51:05):
Well, Christine wants to play a phone tap on her
coworker Kiara. Now, last week the ladies had their holiday
party and Kiara got super wasted and blacked out.

Speaker 5 (51:13):
Excellent.

Speaker 28 (51:13):
So Christine's like, let's phone sap her right now. So
I start the call to Kiera the morning after the party.

Speaker 5 (51:19):
You know, there's more than just a hangover to pay
when you get all messed up. Oh yeah, sometimes people
make up stories in phone tap you. Let's see what happens.

Speaker 28 (51:28):
Hello, Kiera, Kiara, Hello, it's me.

Speaker 32 (51:35):
Hello, it's Todd. Hey, how are you?

Speaker 15 (51:45):
I'm fine? Thank you? But who are you?

Speaker 32 (51:49):
You don't remember anything?

Speaker 15 (51:52):
No, I don't the.

Speaker 32 (51:53):
Christmas party last night? I was Santa. You don't remember.
Why don't you come sit on Santa's lap?

Speaker 15 (52:00):
Cool?

Speaker 32 (52:02):
Yeah, well, we hooked up.

Speaker 28 (52:04):
You came over, took a picture with Sannah, and you
wanted to see what was underneath my beard, and next
thing I know.

Speaker 15 (52:11):
Wait wait wait wait, wait, hold on a second.

Speaker 11 (52:16):
What wait?

Speaker 32 (52:19):
No, yeah, yes, we.

Speaker 15 (52:21):
Didn't look up. I didn't hook up with anyone. Last night.

Speaker 28 (52:24):
You came over and you said, oh, you're cute, Santa.
Look at you all strong and look at that Look
at those arms. You must be you must be working
out for all the gifts you're bringing. What are you
bringing me this year?

Speaker 4 (52:34):
Ha ha?

Speaker 15 (52:35):
I hope that you No. No, I'm at home. I
woke up in my bed. I did not cook up
with anyone.

Speaker 11 (52:41):
So well.

Speaker 32 (52:42):
No, I know, I know that you're I don't.

Speaker 15 (52:44):
Know what you're doing or what you want.

Speaker 32 (52:46):
But no, we made out.

Speaker 15 (52:50):
I don't even like guys. I like girls.

Speaker 28 (52:53):
That's weird because you got a picture in your office
of you and a guy on a boat kissing.

Speaker 15 (53:00):
That's my brother.

Speaker 32 (53:01):
You kiss your brother on the lips.

Speaker 15 (53:03):
Yes, we're just weird like for that. No, I didn't
look up with you to get my number anyway.

Speaker 32 (53:08):
I got it from your friend Christine. She said that, yeah.

Speaker 15 (53:13):
No, this has got to be some kind of joke,
like whatever, I'm no, Please, I'm sorry. I don't know
what you're thinking or where you're going.

Speaker 28 (53:20):
I still have the candy cane flavor in my mouth
from you kissing me last year.

Speaker 15 (53:24):
No, you have candy canes from all the candy canes.
That's what that was around the party. I'm sorry, but
I can't. I've got to go. I'm not even feeling great.
I'm a little woody right now.

Speaker 32 (53:34):
Well, can I come over and like hold your hair back?

Speaker 11 (53:37):
No?

Speaker 15 (53:37):
No, no, no, no, just leave me alone.

Speaker 32 (53:39):
Please, we're not going to go out on a date.

Speaker 15 (53:41):
No, we're not, We're nothing.

Speaker 32 (53:43):
I don't even this is awkward.

Speaker 15 (53:45):
Yeah, okay, I gotta go.

Speaker 28 (53:47):
I love you, No, by, I love you. Oh my god,
I think I hear the alcohol in her.

Speaker 15 (53:56):
Breath is bad, bad, so wonderful though.

Speaker 28 (54:00):
All right, since she's a little hungover right now, I
want you to check up on her and make sure
she's okay.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
All right, Okay, sound good, I'll do that.

Speaker 15 (54:10):
Hello, hey baby, Hey, oh my god, what the hell
happened last night? God of all people called me to
say that we hooked up last night and that you
gave him my number. What they'll remember what. No, I
don't remember anything. I was wasted.

Speaker 7 (54:31):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 23 (54:32):
What that?

Speaker 15 (54:33):
Hell? What can you tell me what happened? Because I'm
besides myself right now? You were with me all night?

Speaker 38 (54:41):
Well, I was with you all night until you pushed
me away because he said that you needed to make
your Christmas wish and you went over to Sanna.

Speaker 15 (54:51):
You needed to know.

Speaker 38 (54:53):
You don't remember any of you?

Speaker 30 (54:54):
You?

Speaker 15 (54:55):
Oh, okay, okay, I don't think you understand. I was drunk.
You saw how many more tinis I threw back last night? Really?
I know you haven't not that movie? How could you
let me do that with Todd?

Speaker 36 (55:08):
Of all people?

Speaker 15 (55:10):
Todd? Why would you give him my number? Where? How
did that happen?

Speaker 20 (55:15):
Are you serious?

Speaker 4 (55:16):
You don't?

Speaker 15 (55:16):
You don't remember anything? No, I don't remember uncle. If
I did, I wouldn't be asking you. Why would you
let me look up to the stranger like that?

Speaker 11 (55:27):
The door?

Speaker 8 (55:28):
Oh my?

Speaker 14 (55:29):
What?

Speaker 15 (55:30):
I've never done that before? Christine?

Speaker 11 (55:31):
Come on, come on?

Speaker 15 (55:33):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 38 (55:34):
The same Patrick's Day party that was.

Speaker 15 (55:36):
Told me different and and I didn't really look up
with a stranger. I mean, come on, no, come out
to the stranger.

Speaker 16 (55:43):
The midle man.

Speaker 15 (55:44):
No man, no, oh my god, I give the shower.
You came over to me last night and told me
that you wanted to unblopt his package.

Speaker 11 (55:56):
Guy was Jock.

Speaker 15 (55:59):
I was waiting. I thought there was like a code
among girls. If one is dropped, then you take care
of them, like seriously. So you would have just let
me go ahead and steal a police car on something
like one the whole night. You wouldn't care. You just
think it's funny.

Speaker 28 (56:13):
Well, yeah, it would be funny for everyone listening on
the radio. My name's Garret from Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show. And you just got phone tapped by your
friend Christine.

Speaker 15 (56:22):
Holy are you kidding me? Who have I sober up?
I'm putting your ass on black?

Speaker 1 (56:30):
How about that?

Speaker 15 (56:31):
How about that?

Speaker 1 (56:32):
I gotta go. I'm gonna be Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 5 (56:37):
Gee, you have cocktails, you pay the price?

Speaker 18 (56:39):
Say you forget?

Speaker 6 (56:40):
This is what happens.

Speaker 5 (56:41):
God, please, dear Lord, Bob, Please, no one's phone tap me.

Speaker 37 (56:44):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participation.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
The Elvis Oran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (56:55):
The most undateable astrological sign is Gemini, and.

Speaker 6 (56:59):
Then I could say that I think that's is that
my husband?

Speaker 5 (57:02):
That's my husband, isn't it? Yeah yeah, June, Yeah, yep,
yeah yeah.

Speaker 8 (57:09):
What is the reasoning though? Is it because they've got
the dual personality the Gemini?

Speaker 5 (57:13):
Well, you know what, I'm just just thinking that through
I can see how that could be.

Speaker 7 (57:19):
See, I still think the Scorpios are the terrible, terrible group.

Speaker 5 (57:22):
But okay, well, okay, there, keep in mind, I'm gonna
read this story. This is a story, and it doesn't
cover all Geminis, doesn't cover all Scorpios. So don't think
that we're sitting here saying this is the end all.
Whatever we say sticks. Okay. So, there's a lot of
people who believe romance is written in the stars along
with everything else that happens to our lives. But there
are certain astrological signs that may not be a good

(57:43):
love match for you. In fact, a new survey suggests
some are no good for anyone.

Speaker 7 (57:47):
Oh jeez, nobody.

Speaker 5 (57:49):
Forty two percent of people say they look to the
stars to uncover whether they are compatible with their significant other.
Blah blah blah. Forty eight percent consult her horoscopes for
advice on romantic life. So forty two percent of people
say Gemini is the most undateable astrological sign, followed by cancer, taris,
aries Leo, which I am virgo, then Scorpio, lebra, Sagittarius,

(58:10):
and blah blah blah. Of course in this story, I'm reading,
they're not giving me explanations. We need explanations like wow,
why are Geminis the worst today? And look at text
comes up, Oh my god, I totally agree Geminis are
the worst. Never again, I have to be married to Gemini.
We and we're still married. Yeah, we have, we have

(58:32):
our moments, but we've a uh yeah what Gandi?

Speaker 4 (58:37):
What?

Speaker 8 (58:37):
This says that the Gemini is so hard to date
because they can be manipulative. Unfortunately, they might manipulate someone
or something into giving them what they want. That is
a very big part of their personality.

Speaker 7 (58:47):
Do you feel that way?

Speaker 5 (58:48):
Absolutely?

Speaker 1 (58:50):
Really?

Speaker 6 (58:50):
Okay, yeah, I'm trying to think if I feel that,
I don't think that he's not like that.

Speaker 5 (58:54):
I know, but you know what, he's British. He's very slick.
I bet, yeah, no, I bet in mind, he's he's
a he sells houses, he has to be really sneaky.

Speaker 6 (59:05):
He sells me a lot of crap. That's what you're
trying to say.

Speaker 5 (59:07):
And not even knowing, without even knowing. Soon I'm saying.
I'm not saying you don't love him. That's not what
this is about. Yeah, Froggy.

Speaker 9 (59:15):
You know it's funny. When Lisa and I first started dating,
many many, many, many, many many moons ago, one of
the first things she said to me was this is
not gonna work ever. We're both Scorpios. And I'm like,
that's the dumbest thing. It's fine, just whatever. But then
there's men many times where we have an argument and
she goes, I told.

Speaker 5 (59:30):
You when we started dating it was a bad idea.

Speaker 11 (59:32):
We were whatever.

Speaker 5 (59:34):
He guys think about it this way. Couldn't couldn't in
aries and and a Taurus be compatible or incompatible? It's like,
I don't know, blame it on the stars. I don't
know someone just in a text saying they're married. One
of them is Gemini, one is a Leo. That's our
relationship and it's it's it's it's like dating the weather.

(59:55):
You never know what you're gonna get. What's scary.

Speaker 10 (59:57):
So I heard that the Gemini sign is the most
high strung in the zodiac sphere. And not only that,
they also can't make up their minds. So if you're
an indecisive person and you're high strung, that's probably a
bad recipe for a relation.

Speaker 5 (01:00:14):
Just my thought. I don't know. I think you have
you know, me always trying to find the other side
of the argument. The same things that make Geminis just
very difficult and edgy could also be the same things
that you like about them, right, yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:00:31):
Yeah, I mean I'm looking at this list of the
other things about Geminis that are tough to date, and
I kind of like all of them. It says Geminis
are inconsistent. I don't hate that Geminis are hard to
date because they love to be alone.

Speaker 7 (01:00:43):
I don't hate that. Yes, Geminis are hard to get
through to.

Speaker 8 (01:00:46):
So if you have a point and they just don't
want to listen, Gemini is a control freak, which makes
dating them difficult. Without doubt, Gemini and dating don't always
work out because they don't take life as seriously as
most other people do.

Speaker 7 (01:01:02):
I like most of those things.

Speaker 6 (01:01:03):
Yeah, Sheldon will say that he doesn't have to be
right but deep down I know that he does.

Speaker 5 (01:01:11):
Exactly because he's a sneaky Gemini. We've determined.

Speaker 31 (01:01:14):
Oh my god, oh dear.

Speaker 5 (01:01:20):
On line twenty four is Sarah. Let's go see what
she thinks about this. Hello Sarah, good morning, Welcome to
the show. Gemini's go.

Speaker 38 (01:01:29):
They are the worst, Oh my gosh part of the
other directions. I will never ever ever I'm a I'm
a libra. I will never ever ever look in a
Gemini's direction ever again.

Speaker 6 (01:01:46):
Really, wow, So what Gemini did you wrong?

Speaker 13 (01:01:51):
So I can't.

Speaker 38 (01:01:55):
He's actually an Olympic athlete, so I'm not gonna name names.

Speaker 5 (01:01:59):
Bay Uh, So what what what Gemini characteristics did he
throw your way that really really made you run away?

Speaker 38 (01:02:10):
So it was like one second he was like one
person and you look at him and be like super sweet,
And I would literally turn around and like look at
him again, and I'm like, oh my god, there's a
different person standing there. That dual personality is wild. Everything
that Gandhi just listed off is literally explains him to

(01:02:32):
a t. And I wasn't into astrological science before, like
what I was dating him? But holy Toledo, I mean, I.

Speaker 5 (01:02:42):
Mean this could be many things. It may have nothing
to do with stars. It could be his his chemical balance,
some balance, it could be whatever. But so it just
so happens this guy is a Gemini. So boom, you
say all Geminis are bad because of this one really
bad guy.

Speaker 38 (01:02:57):
Well, I know a couple of them. I'm with them like,
and they're female, and I just I mean, I get
along with them because they're crazy and I like the
crazy fun friends. But I would never date one ever.

Speaker 5 (01:03:10):
All right, Ah, all right, Well look it's interesting. It's
an interesting conversation whether or not the stars have really
do have something to do with it. You know, I
don't think anyone is with one certainty, but it's sure
it sure looks like the facts are backing it up
right a little bit. Okay, Well, so are you dating

(01:03:31):
anyone now, Sarah?

Speaker 38 (01:03:33):
Yes, I am absolutely happily married to an Aquarius perfectly.

Speaker 6 (01:03:38):
Now, really, you wouldn't have given him the time of
day if he was a Gemini.

Speaker 21 (01:03:43):
No, wow, You know what.

Speaker 5 (01:03:48):
If you're in a successful relationship now with an Aquarius,
and who are we? Who are we to second guess anything?
All right, Sarah, thank you very much, have a nice day.
Thanks for listening. To us.

Speaker 38 (01:03:57):
Thanks guys, thank you.

Speaker 6 (01:03:59):
I feel like I want to go upstairs and wake
up my Gemini and tell them all the bad things
about it.

Speaker 5 (01:04:03):
Let me, okay, let me explain something. I hope I
can do this justice. It takes two people to be
in a relationship, all right. Sometimes you're in the same
lane with each other. Sometimes you veer out of their
lane and own you're on your own lane because you
can't handle their lane. But you know what, the same
things that make me weak sometimes as a Leo or

(01:04:23):
whoever I am, may make it difficult to be compatible
with a Gemini and what they're all about. Okay, So
I don't think it's fair to blame to blame everything
on one side because the things that I am super
sensitive to may be the things that he has no
care in the world about. So therefore I'm part of

(01:04:44):
the issue as well. Do you see what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (01:04:46):
Yes, of course I'm coming.

Speaker 5 (01:04:48):
Into this relationship with my own baggage. If my baggage
doesn't fit their trump, then we're not going to go
on a trip together.

Speaker 6 (01:04:53):
You know it is in any relationship, it's very hard
to always get along and always you're different people always
everybody is different person and use a lot of times
you don't want to, you know, compromise, But relationships are
all about compromise exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:05:07):
Sometimes sometimes it's difficult for you to compromise on some
things in life. Gandhi, what is your sign?

Speaker 7 (01:05:12):
I'm a Sagittarius?

Speaker 5 (01:05:13):
Are sagittarius people? Are they? Busy bodies and nosy?

Speaker 4 (01:05:18):
No?

Speaker 7 (01:05:18):
Actually special to me?

Speaker 5 (01:05:20):
Tell everyone what you're doing right now.

Speaker 8 (01:05:22):
I'm googling Olympic Olympic athletes who may be geminis, and
I have guesses to.

Speaker 5 (01:05:27):
Find out who she used today.

Speaker 8 (01:05:28):
It's definitely not Jim Thorpe because he was born in
eighteen eighty eight.

Speaker 7 (01:05:32):
But there are a ton of others. It could be
Lionel Kohnecker.

Speaker 5 (01:05:39):
Don't don't, don't do this, don't do this, Rick Nash?

Speaker 7 (01:05:42):
So, Rick Nash is a good one. Could it be?

Speaker 5 (01:05:43):
Stop naming possibilities on her hair? This is not really good.
Let's go talk to a Jillian online twenty two an
interesting fact about Geminis. Let's see what she has to say.

Speaker 9 (01:05:52):
Hello, Jillian, Hi, Elvis.

Speaker 5 (01:05:55):
I'm doing well. We're just perplexed by this whole thing.
What are your thoughts?

Speaker 14 (01:06:00):
So I work in psychology, and me and one of
my coworkers are obsessed with reading about serial killers. And
it's actually a known fact that most serial killers throughout
history are geminised.

Speaker 6 (01:06:11):
Oh geez, really, girl, guys, Oh my gosh, so far
I think I'm Okayandhi, is it true.

Speaker 5 (01:06:24):
That, I mean, short of killing people, some of the
traits that some serial killers have, they're attractive to you.

Speaker 7 (01:06:32):
Me, yes, yeah, for sure.

Speaker 8 (01:06:35):
I mean to saying all these serial killers are very charismatic, well,
a lot of them are. I mean, like when you
look at Ted Bundy and some of the tapes, it's
easy to see how he did what he did and
how he got into the good graces of these people
because they are kind of fun and very spontaneous and charismatic.

Speaker 5 (01:06:51):
So it's like, I know, but you like that. The
thing is that he's being charismatic to a very bad end.
Is the issue. He's being magnify.

Speaker 7 (01:06:59):
You don't know that time you're getting murdered.

Speaker 6 (01:07:01):
And seriously, some of the murderers are so hot. Like
when they flashed their picture on the screen, I'll turn
to Sheldon, I'll go, oh, my gosh, I didn't realize
he was that kind. I'm like I might have fallen formed.

Speaker 5 (01:07:16):
Okay, sou geminis, Jeffrey Dahmer, son of Sam the Hillside Strangler.
So far those are all geminis. Put those names up,
you did, Nate, Nate? I needed you to answer out loud,
the sorry I'm.

Speaker 6 (01:07:28):
Looking for more Nate is googling all of the murderers.

Speaker 5 (01:07:35):
Jillian, thank you very much, Thanks for your insight, and
have a beautiful day. Okay, Well, in closing, I'm just
talking about dating and gemin I'm not talking about being
murdered by and that's really just that's like that's next
level stuff, you know. But all right, but what I said,
and I mean this, it takes two to make a
relationship work. Some I bet there are some people out

(01:07:55):
there that need those points of a Gemini in order
to enjoy their lifelationship. Maybe I am one of those. Okay, well,
I'm so there. You go blaming someone it's their fault?
How dare you?

Speaker 23 (01:08:08):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:08:08):
But it's so much easier, and it's so easy to
just blame the stars, like this isn't your fault and
it's not my fault.

Speaker 7 (01:08:13):
These stupid stars they did this to us.

Speaker 5 (01:08:15):
Damn the stars.

Speaker 11 (01:08:21):
Hold on, someone's been here, Santa.

Speaker 22 (01:08:23):

Speaker 25 (01:08:25):
Trying to eat lots of cookies and sometimes that makes diarrhea.

Speaker 2 (01:08:30):
Merry Christmas from Elvis duran in the Morning Shows. Merry
Christmas from Elvis Duranta in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (01:08:43):
Go ahead, tell everyone what you're raving. I'm telling you
it changed my life. Go ahead.

Speaker 23 (01:08:47):
It's I'm almost forty and I finally got a water pick.

Speaker 9 (01:08:51):
I hate flossing, right, I rite it, I absolutely hate it.

Speaker 5 (01:08:54):
But he's going on and on, Nate has he hasn't
stopped once today about this friggin water Yeah.

Speaker 23 (01:09:00):
Yeah, so I hate flossing, and every time I go
to the dentist, my dentist says, why don't you get
a water pick? It's not it's like flossing but better.
So finally I just buckled because I was getting some
black built up here and I bought this water pick
off of Amazon. I'm telling you, I'm much arlte. Forty
dollars changed my life. It's like every time I use
I look forward to brushing my teeth. This is how

(01:09:21):
much I like it, Like I look like an endorsement
every time. Yeah, are they paying you to say no,
I'm not. Seriously, I paid my own money.

Speaker 5 (01:09:29):
What a scam. If we just came in here and
we just took money under the table, I.

Speaker 23 (01:09:32):
Would If they want to pay me, I'll gladly take
it because this thing would change my life.

Speaker 5 (01:09:36):
It's a legal for you to come on the show
and talk about something without divulging that you're getting paid
for it. I'm not getting paid for it. I paid
my own money for it.

Speaker 23 (01:09:43):
But seriously, every time I brush my teeth now, it's
like going to the dentist for a clean.

Speaker 5 (01:09:47):
We used to have a water pick fights because you
can shoot water and you can do that too. And
you know the thing.

Speaker 23 (01:09:53):
Anybody that doesn't have a water pick, I'm gonna give
you a little lesson right now. Make sure you close
your lips around it before you use it.

Speaker 5 (01:09:59):
That's what I was taught because because if you just
have your mouth over it and use the water pick,
it sprays every Yeah, it gets you know what, I'm
gonna go to Amazon. I don't buying one.

Speaker 23 (01:10:13):
Seriously, Oh buy the forty dollars one because there's more
expensive ones, but the one that was that's forty bucks.

Speaker 11 (01:10:17):
You don't need it.

Speaker 5 (01:10:17):
You don't need the fans. You don't need the fans,
don't need the cat. Okay, So the question what under
fifty dollars has changed your life? I'll go even cheaper. Okay.
You know what I love and I can't buy enough
of them. They're called compeede. I think, oh, you wear
them because.

Speaker 23 (01:10:31):
I know I don't wear socks, the things that Danielle
had that you stole from her.

Speaker 5 (01:10:34):
Yes, yeah, I don't like to wear socks, especially in
the summertime. And so by the way, my feet don't
smell as I do not have stinky feet, and so
but I just don't like socks. So these these compeede things,
you know, I just put put one on the side
of my foot and there's no blisters. It's great. It's
like fifteen dollars from box boxes of them back there.

(01:10:55):
But I know, I look, but you see, you don't
have to spend a billion dollars to find something that
changes your life. So it's water picks, it's compeede. There
you go, all kinds of stuff. What cheap stuff changed
your life? Oh, under fifty.

Speaker 8 (01:11:08):
Dollars, underd fifty dollars, I mean there's obviously you know
an ethho weed, but I will say that, I will
actually say a product. So Danielle actually went to the
Krayola factory not too long ago, and she came back
with this chapstick that is this big fat crayon and
I love it.

Speaker 7 (01:11:22):
It is the greatest.

Speaker 8 (01:11:23):
Chapstick of my life. So I thought this has to
be expensive. She got it from the Crayola factory. I
went online and googled it. You can get like an
eight pack for eleven bucks.

Speaker 18 (01:11:31):
Awesome.

Speaker 7 (01:11:32):
Love it?

Speaker 5 (01:11:32):
Change your life?

Speaker 7 (01:11:33):
Change my life?

Speaker 5 (01:11:33):
What's so scary? I have two things.

Speaker 10 (01:11:35):
One is the uh this plastic mirror with suction cups
on it that I got at Tarja.

Speaker 5 (01:11:40):
You put it in the shower, your shaving mirror, my
shaving mirror. I shave in the shower now.

Speaker 10 (01:11:45):
I never was able to do that until I had
the mirror with the suction cups.

Speaker 5 (01:11:49):
And the other thing, and or Green, is called the
orgreenic pan frying pan. You don't have to use any
butter you're so excited, spray or nothing.

Speaker 10 (01:11:58):
You could just like throw eggs in the and they'll
cook perfectly and perfect egg every time with no oil.

Speaker 5 (01:12:05):
And by the way, the smell of your breath. You
need to borrow Nate's water pitch.

Speaker 12 (01:12:10):
Oh.

Speaker 8 (01:12:10):
Oh, another thing, the squatty potty.

Speaker 5 (01:12:14):
I've seen these in action, Yes, I've seen them at work.
You put the little things you put your feet on.

Speaker 7 (01:12:21):
Its basically a little footstool around bottom of your toilet.

Speaker 5 (01:12:24):
And they're saying that it makes you It makes you
pooh better.

Speaker 8 (01:12:27):
Yes, changes your posture so the pooh comes out faster.

Speaker 7 (01:12:30):
And people have sworn.

Speaker 8 (01:12:31):
That they actually like got all of the gunk out
of their intestines.

Speaker 7 (01:12:35):
My friend's dad said he lost fifteen pounds with a squatty.

Speaker 5 (01:12:37):
Potty's happened to me?

Speaker 8 (01:12:40):
He swears we could call him right now. I bet
he'll say, yeah, I definitely did love that thing.

Speaker 5 (01:12:44):
I've heard from many people. It's a squatty potty is
something every bathroom nates.

Speaker 7 (01:12:48):
Yeah, it expresses your export process.

Speaker 5 (01:12:50):
Wait, I'm gonna go to Amazon right now and order
a squatty potty at a water pit.

Speaker 23 (01:12:54):
Yes, so the squad is just a stool, it's not
an actual No, it's just.

Speaker 5 (01:13:02):
It makes you. It elevates your feet off the ground.
So they're like they're.

Speaker 7 (01:13:06):
Like this, Yeah, you're just so differently.

Speaker 4 (01:13:10):
It's like stirrups.

Speaker 5 (01:13:11):
See it changes the trajectory.

Speaker 7 (01:13:14):
Yep, it really does.

Speaker 5 (01:13:16):
Of your missile.

Speaker 7 (01:13:20):
It just speeds up the process.

Speaker 4 (01:13:21):
You know.

Speaker 5 (01:13:21):
I just go go to look at Squatty Pop amazing.
So yeah, bottom lines, you don't have to spend a
ton of money to to enjoy something that share it
with friends. Oh yes, producer Sam.

Speaker 31 (01:13:33):
But I have two of them because you guys know
I'm riddled with skin issues. Yes, so I found some
really good stuff. I use these little patches called peace
Out Acne and you just pop put it on a
white head and it sucks the white head out by morning.
It's like under twenty dollars I get at Sephora. And
the other one is bio oil. It's like a scar
thing because I am a picker by nature, so I
leave scars. I know it's bad, but the bioil is

(01:13:56):
like fifteen bucks on Amazon, and it's such a good
thing to remove scars.

Speaker 5 (01:13:59):
I love cheap stuf, love it, love it. Hey, switching gears.
I want to talk to Ali. Of course, anything and
everything social media on our show is Ali, and you're
doing the best job ever. We love you.

Speaker 8 (01:14:11):
Can we call her digitally digitally good we're working on
that for a while.

Speaker 5 (01:14:17):
So Ali, it's always fun to talk to about her
dating life. You do have an adventurous dating life.

Speaker 7 (01:14:23):
I try.

Speaker 5 (01:14:24):
I overheard you having a conversation. You know me when
I overhear it, we're going to bring it in. We're
going to talk about it. You're online dating? Which site
is a hinge?

Speaker 6 (01:14:34):
Right now?

Speaker 5 (01:14:34):
That's like the in one. Okay, you're on Hinge. But
listen to what she's doing. Gandhi helped me with this.
I think she's manipulating a little too much for this guy.
She's trying to pick up.

Speaker 7 (01:14:44):
What are you doing?

Speaker 27 (01:14:45):
So I have a crush on this guy, and I'm
using Hinge to try and match with him to see
if he is into me, and I want to ask
me out. So I changed my settings to be his
age and my preference to his religion and his location.

Speaker 8 (01:15:02):
Oh so you're like defrauding him. Basically, you're not the
same religion.

Speaker 6 (01:15:06):
No, we are the same.

Speaker 7 (01:15:07):
You are the same religion. Okay, what is his age?

Speaker 5 (01:15:10):
Yeah? How old is he?

Speaker 7 (01:15:10):
He's twenty four?

Speaker 5 (01:15:11):
Okay, so you and you know for a fact he's
on Hinge as well.

Speaker 27 (01:15:15):
I don't know for a fact but but if I
have all these things, I should be able to find
him in like forty eight hours.

Speaker 5 (01:15:22):
Okay, so you are what else have you done on
your hinge whatever profile to match him?

Speaker 27 (01:15:31):
So I changed my religion, right, And well, now I
didn't change my religion. I just made it so it's
a like game changer if it's not that religion, right.
And then I changed my location be close to him.
And then I made it a mile radius so that.

Speaker 7 (01:15:48):
He has the mile cyberstalking a little bit, a little bit.
It's like if you knew where he lives and you
just sit outside his house every day.

Speaker 11 (01:15:54):
Hey kind of?

Speaker 6 (01:15:56):
But on the apps, Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:15:58):
You're sound like you're a It sounds like you're a
member of the military. You're sending drones over to like.

Speaker 7 (01:16:07):
Compound and I have.

Speaker 5 (01:16:14):
A crush on. Don't you just tell just go out?

Speaker 6 (01:16:20):
Scared you so much?

Speaker 39 (01:16:21):
Weird understands still doesn't you're lying about I mean you
you basically are lying to get him to notice you on.

Speaker 27 (01:16:34):
I'm not lying, I'm just telling the app what I
prefer and it's everything that's him?

Speaker 7 (01:16:40):
Is he like on Instagram?

Speaker 18 (01:16:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:16:42):
Want you just slide into his DMS on Instagram and
say hi, because that's his numbers.

Speaker 5 (01:16:46):
She's afraid shill be rejected. She's afraid she'll be rejected
this way, either he goes for her or if he doesn't.
If he doesn't, it's not rejected exactly.

Speaker 27 (01:16:54):
If I see he matches with me on Hinge, then
I know he's interested in me too.

Speaker 7 (01:16:58):
But you said I think he's one.

Speaker 27 (01:17:00):
Yeah, I don't actually know.

Speaker 5 (01:17:01):
But wait, no, no, no, he's not going to be
interested in you. He's going to be interested in this
person that you're trying to make yourself to be that
you're not.

Speaker 6 (01:17:10):
Well, I am all those things.

Speaker 5 (01:17:12):
Yes, I agree with you, Elvis. This is false pretenses.
You can't create this person and then go match with
someone and.

Speaker 27 (01:17:21):
Person.

Speaker 6 (01:17:22):
I'm just telling the app what I'm looking at.

Speaker 5 (01:17:25):
It's a horse of a different color.

Speaker 8 (01:17:27):
So she's basically trying to say, like, if this was
the grocery store, you've just moved your product to like
a better place so that he can see.

Speaker 5 (01:17:33):
You're in capping him. You're in capping him. I think
you're brilliant for this. First of all, this is what's
going to get your foot in the door.

Speaker 10 (01:17:41):
It's going to buy you more time and conversation, and
I think then he'll get to know the real you afterwards,
and then you can laugh in the end about how
I remember in the beginning when I was just trying
to you.

Speaker 8 (01:17:51):
Know, I stocked you and made up my whole life.

Speaker 27 (01:17:57):
We're at the stage right now where it's like, like
does he like me?

Speaker 7 (01:18:01):
Does he not like me?

Speaker 27 (01:18:02):
Is he gonna ask me on? Is he not gonna
ask me out? So I'm just moving along the process
a little fast.

Speaker 8 (01:18:07):
Yeah, but it seems like it would just be way
easier if you got the answer, like hit him up, Hey,
what's going on?

Speaker 7 (01:18:11):
Do you want to hang out?

Speaker 8 (01:18:12):
Let me get the answer, versus he might be on hinge,
So maybe you're never gonna know and you'll just be
left in this like TURGETI.

Speaker 5 (01:18:18):
First, that's the thing I don't understand. He you don't
even know if he's on hinge.

Speaker 27 (01:18:21):
No, but everyone's on hinge, I mean also not sponsored.

Speaker 5 (01:18:27):
Okay, all right, so.

Speaker 6 (01:18:30):
I do know he's single.

Speaker 5 (01:18:31):
So is he all you know about this poor guy
at his location? Do you have a mutual friend?

Speaker 15 (01:18:37):
We do?

Speaker 6 (01:18:38):
I know his roommate.

Speaker 5 (01:18:39):
Okay, why don't you just get his roommate to like
set you up.

Speaker 27 (01:18:43):
So I did kind of do that.

Speaker 5 (01:18:44):
Oh how did that work? How do you kind of
do that? Either you do or you don't. You're like,
how did you manipulate his roommate into helping you?

Speaker 7 (01:18:53):
I use my dog. Yeah, it's good plan. Wait a second.
I saw her posting with a dog on the weekend,
and I was like, this is weird. I never really
see Allie with a dog, And now I get it.
That's awesome. It's cute dog.

Speaker 27 (01:19:05):
So I texted the roommate. The roommate's not from the
city or the area, so I know he like kind
of misses home. I was like, listen, like, my dog
is coming in on Saturday, like into the city. Why
don't we meet up and have like a dog play
date and like you can hang out with the dog
and that way, like you know.

Speaker 5 (01:19:21):
So I so you're trying every approach rather than like
the one that's guaranteed to give you answers faster, which
is like just contact him.

Speaker 27 (01:19:30):
Well, I have to see him every week at mud
of my extracurricular activities.

Speaker 7 (01:19:34):
So is it soccer? Yeah? Yeah, what yeah, always plays soccer.

Speaker 8 (01:19:39):
She's been trying to get me to play, but I'm
never available when she wants to play, but I'm interested.

Speaker 27 (01:19:43):
Yes, I'm a nice soccer to meet boys, and I
met this boy.

Speaker 15 (01:19:46):
Wait.

Speaker 5 (01:19:47):
Wait, so you don't play soccer because you're like soccer.
You play soccer just to meet boys.

Speaker 27 (01:19:51):
No, I actually do really like playing, but I just
so happened to be with a lot of single men
and I had to leave my last team because I
was dating the captain of that team.

Speaker 5 (01:19:57):
So you see him every week, you see every week
at soccer. Yeah, it is kind of stalker. It's a
little bit that you hate, but in.

Speaker 22 (01:20:05):
A cute way.

Speaker 5 (01:20:07):
You're a cute stalker.

Speaker 4 (01:20:16):
What's up?

Speaker 25 (01:20:18):
Hi?

Speaker 28 (01:20:18):
I'm Sam Smith Elderan.

Speaker 5 (01:20:22):
On the Morning Show. Hey, Diamond, just give me someone fun?
Can you get me someone fun? You called Diamond, but
only call if your fun. I have a contest that
cannot be lost. You cannot lose.

Speaker 1 (01:20:36):
That's nice.

Speaker 5 (01:20:38):
I'll try it out on Danielle. It's the homophonic spelling beat.
Do you know what a homophone is?

Speaker 6 (01:20:48):
I have no idea, must say? What's a homophone?

Speaker 5 (01:20:51):
Words that sound the same but have different meanings, ah
and quite often different spellings. You cannot lose? Okay, okay,
I'm gonna give you, but you have to focus. Okay, Okay,
you have to focus, and you're to get into my
mind because I'm gonna say a word that has different
meanings and it could be spelled differently depending on the meaning. Okay,

(01:21:15):
the word need need spell the need I'm thinking of
n E ed. No, I'm just thinking need is a
bread k n e A D.

Speaker 6 (01:21:29):
I thought you said I can't lose what I.

Speaker 5 (01:21:34):
Thought fire winner?

Speaker 18 (01:21:36):
I don't think.

Speaker 5 (01:21:39):
What's that scary? I like this homophone game. Oh you're
making fun because I called it a homophone hobophone. That's
more fun when you say homopun a homophone. A homophone is.
But it's right here in my pocket. It's apple. My
my phone is a homophone.

Speaker 6 (01:22:01):
Phone. Oh god, uh I.

Speaker 5 (01:22:06):
Hit the emergency button.

Speaker 10 (01:22:07):
Hold on?

Speaker 5 (01:22:10):
Do you ever hit the button like so many times
an emergency call and it starts counting down? They're going
to call, it starts going, what happened?

Speaker 6 (01:22:16):
Did they call you?

Speaker 8 (01:22:16):
They call you back if you don't answer, or if
you just let it keep going, because I've done that
a couple of times. Nine to one one literally calls
you back and says, are you okay?

Speaker 6 (01:22:25):
Wow, my mom's wearing a heart monitor right now for
some test. Right, so she has to have a phone
near her because that's what monitors in. Since she puts
it in her back pocket and sits on it, and
so it's like, are you having an episode? Would you
like to track it? Because she sat on the buttons,
like what are you doing?

Speaker 5 (01:22:42):
She's but dialing?

Speaker 6 (01:22:44):
Yeah, she is right.

Speaker 5 (01:22:45):
We have someone who have someone fun? Oh, we have
someone fun. Security of music for this, I do number one. Okay,
it's now time for homophonic fun. Let's go talk to Nicolehi. Nicole, Hello,
you love to play a game where you're guaranteed to win?

Speaker 40 (01:23:03):
I would absolutely love to play a game where I'm
guaranteed to win.

Speaker 5 (01:23:07):
Well, welcome to homophonic fun. I just don't know if
I'm saying it correctly.

Speaker 7 (01:23:11):
I think you're fine.

Speaker 5 (01:23:13):
Again, the homophone is my cell phone. But this is full,
this is full of homo fun. All right. So I'm
gonna give you a word, homophonic word, and you got
to tell me how to spell it.

Speaker 36 (01:23:26):
Okay, ready, ready too.

Speaker 5 (01:23:31):
T o oh that's so what I was thinking of.
It could have been t o or t w.

Speaker 33 (01:23:37):
O h y.

Speaker 6 (01:23:39):
She got it, she said, I'm sorry, I'm not right.

Speaker 5 (01:23:41):
Here's another win made made.

Speaker 22 (01:23:46):
M A T E.

Speaker 5 (01:23:47):
That's what I was thinking.

Speaker 16 (01:23:52):
Right now.

Speaker 5 (01:23:52):
Here's a tricky one there O.

Speaker 36 (01:23:56):
T h E r E.

Speaker 5 (01:24:00):
No, I was taking t h E y apostrophe r E.

Speaker 4 (01:24:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:24:06):
Nobody thinks all right, I get the next one I did.

Speaker 5 (01:24:11):
They're they're in there, all right, A right, focus, focus, focus,
get into my brain and spell great the way I'm
spelling it. The word great.

Speaker 40 (01:24:22):
Okay, great, like I'm doing really great at this game?

Speaker 11 (01:24:27):
Are a T yes?

Speaker 5 (01:24:32):
Great?

Speaker 1 (01:24:33):
Really?

Speaker 6 (01:24:33):
See knowing you, I thought you would have been talking
about the cheese one.

Speaker 5 (01:24:37):
Yeah, great, g r A T E or the great
that's all like over a whole.

Speaker 6 (01:24:42):
That's true. That's another one.

Speaker 5 (01:24:43):
All right, so you have two correct and one and
three three correct. Okay, here's another one.

Speaker 40 (01:24:53):
I okay, this is the trickiest one you've given me yet,
but I think.

Speaker 5 (01:25:00):
I yes, that's great. Hey, Nicole, by the way, isn't
a car full of teachers?

Speaker 4 (01:25:10):
Oh?

Speaker 36 (01:25:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 40 (01:25:12):
You know that's on speakerphone because I know that that
could sometimes make it hard for you guys to hear.

Speaker 5 (01:25:18):
But you can feel free to turn around and ask
for help. Because now the new word is.

Speaker 9 (01:25:22):
Meat meat okay, which okay, hold.

Speaker 5 (01:25:26):
On, think about it closely. Which meat is the gay
radio host thinking?

Speaker 36 (01:25:32):
Okay, so what do you think he's thinking of?

Speaker 30 (01:25:38):
We say m.

Speaker 11 (01:25:39):
E A T.

Speaker 5 (01:25:42):
Oh, my gosh, you're sweeping. You're sweeping. It could have
been m e e T.

Speaker 6 (01:25:46):
But it wasn't p e n I S.

Speaker 5 (01:25:51):
No Danielle danielle e T for some m e A T.
Let's move on here we go focus now because this
could be spelled different ways. I want you to spell
it the way I'm thinking of. So the word is so.

Speaker 40 (01:26:08):
So okay, I'm going to go with s O W.

Speaker 5 (01:26:13):
So that's oh, that's sow. Were you thinking of s
You were thinking of s e W?

Speaker 36 (01:26:25):
Oh my gosh, do not tell my students.

Speaker 5 (01:26:27):
Well hold on, okay, hold on everyone, hold on. Can
s O W B?

Speaker 37 (01:26:30):
So?

Speaker 7 (01:26:31):
Yeah, like I think it's like, so your oats type
of sewing?

Speaker 5 (01:26:34):
Well, that would be s e W, wouldn't it. I
don't know. I will look it up.

Speaker 12 (01:26:38):
No, No, Gandhi is.

Speaker 5 (01:26:40):
She's always right, there's she's always the student that sits
at the front of the classroom.

Speaker 6 (01:26:47):
And we always make fun of press.

Speaker 5 (01:26:49):
If s O w could have been correct.

Speaker 7 (01:26:51):
It wasn't there thinking of it.

Speaker 5 (01:26:54):
Okay, we have two more to go.

Speaker 40 (01:26:56):
All right, that's just shows how domestic I am.

Speaker 5 (01:27:00):
Here we go night.

Speaker 15 (01:27:03):
Night.

Speaker 40 (01:27:04):
Okay, I'm gonna go with n I G HG No.

Speaker 5 (01:27:10):
Sorry, I was thinking night isn't shining armor.

Speaker 4 (01:27:16):
Armor?

Speaker 11 (01:27:17):
Yeah, all right, I don't.

Speaker 40 (01:27:18):
But he doesn't tell me that.

Speaker 6 (01:27:23):
The teachers are yelling at her.

Speaker 5 (01:27:24):
This is the dumbest game, this game. You use it
a sentence. I'm gonna give you one more.

Speaker 34 (01:27:33):
Okay, what is she up to?

Speaker 23 (01:27:34):
Well, it's around forty dollars, it's it's been back and forth.

Speaker 5 (01:27:39):
All right, one more word. Okay, as we play homophonic spelling,
bee m H Rain.

Speaker 20 (01:27:50):
Rain.

Speaker 5 (01:27:50):
Okay, be careful.

Speaker 40 (01:27:53):
I know this is This is tough because I'm thinking
of who I'm talking to, and I'm like, okay, Rain,
you like.

Speaker 36 (01:27:58):
Queen, so very good, very good.

Speaker 12 (01:28:00):
You're on the right track, thank you.

Speaker 40 (01:28:01):
Okay, Rain, lady Gaga, I'll rain on me. But okay,
we'll go with Rain like the royalty. PEP help me
out here.

Speaker 5 (01:28:09):
Can you spell rain is royalty?

Speaker 15 (01:28:11):
Yes?

Speaker 36 (01:28:12):
R E I G eight N whoa hell.

Speaker 5 (01:28:24):
R E I G N That is correct? Rain, like
you said, it could be like rain is in Queen,
or it could be rain on me as in Gaga.

Speaker 36 (01:28:40):
I know, I know my audience here, all right, So Nate,
isn't for me that you just won fifty dollars?

Speaker 5 (01:28:51):
Thanks for playing homophonic spelling Bee.

Speaker 7 (01:28:54):
Let's do it again.

Speaker 5 (01:28:55):
No, We're never going to do that ever again.

Speaker 1 (01:28:58):
Damn.

Speaker 5 (01:28:58):
Hey, so having to teach. How many teachers are in
the car with you, Nicole, Three other.

Speaker 40 (01:29:03):
Teachers and listening to Hi everything the morning.

Speaker 5 (01:29:06):
I love that you. Please give them our best. We
love our we love our educators, we love our teachers.
Thank you for listening to us.

Speaker 36 (01:29:12):
I will we love you.

Speaker 5 (01:29:14):
Don't teach spelling?

Speaker 11 (01:29:16):
Do you?

Speaker 5 (01:29:16):
By chance?

Speaker 40 (01:29:18):
Maybe I'll do a spelling be today on the radio?

Speaker 5 (01:29:21):
Thank you, Nicole, Thank you? What's that scary, Elvis? Your
homophone is ringing? Okay? Should I get that? All right? Hello? Hello,
Thanks for calling the homophone? Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello Hello.
Listening to us on delay? There's a delayed homophone. Hello Hello.

(01:29:49):
That supposed this is what we call a failure of
a call. Hold on Hello, Thanks for calling the homophone.

Speaker 16 (01:29:56):
Hello, my hi, uh Elvis?

Speaker 5 (01:30:02):
It is it really is?

Speaker 21 (01:30:05):
Who's this.

Speaker 9 (01:30:07):
This is actually Jonathan.

Speaker 5 (01:30:09):
Hi, Jonathan, I just picked up your phone at random.
It's like it's happenstance as they call it, really scary
spell happenstance. Happenstance h A P P E n S
T A n c E sounds good. Yeah, so Jonathan,
what are you doing?

Speaker 26 (01:30:28):
I have to do my shift.

Speaker 9 (01:30:30):
I do like part time.

Speaker 5 (01:30:33):
With lift. So oh good. You sound very hesitant being
on the phone with this because you don't know what
it's about to happen. It's about to play another round
of homophonic spell spelled flower but spelled flower in the
way I'm thinking of flower.

Speaker 26 (01:30:53):
L L W E R.

Speaker 5 (01:30:54):
That's it. It could have been flower, but you spelled flower.
Oh oh you are no, you get the right one. Okay,
I'm gonna give you one more. The word is would
wh I was spelling. I was spelling it w O
U l G Okay, okay, one more one more by

(01:31:19):
b oh wow b y e b y e absolutely
as in please hold how much money do Jonathan?

Speaker 11 (01:31:29):
Just win?

Speaker 5 (01:31:30):
Hey, whenever you want to give him Melvis? All right,
all right, money on the way, Thanks for listening, Thanks
for playing a homophonic spelling bee. That was just a
barrel of monkeys, wasn't it all right? Well, okay, I
think I enjoyed that.

Speaker 25 (01:31:50):
Hello, little Louis, what do you want for Christmas this year?

Speaker 22 (01:31:55):
I really want to go to the North Pool.

Speaker 4 (01:31:57):
Yes, Santas you.

Speaker 11 (01:32:00):
Son of a big jobberry you and.

Speaker 20 (01:32:01):
Cold Merry Christmas from.

Speaker 1 (01:32:07):
Elvis ter Ran in the Morning show.

Speaker 5 (01:32:10):
You the ran together with you.

Speaker 1 (01:32:14):
Tell Vister Ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (01:32:17):
So it's so it's so interesting to look back to
your school days, maybe high school, okay, maybe even further
than that grade school. The things that happened to you
back then shaped you into who you are now. It's
it's it's hard to connect the dots sometimes, but I
I I know that. You know. When I was a kid,
I was a loner and I uh, I was very

(01:32:40):
awkward or in other kids. And because of that, they
weren't always kind to me. And it wasn't awful, but
it was it was enough to make me just want
to be at home by myself, with my creativity and
my imagination. And I was fine. And I truly believe
now that because of that, I'm here with you eyes today.

Speaker 7 (01:33:00):
Absolutely.

Speaker 5 (01:33:02):
I needed I needed an outlet to connect with people,
and I couldn't do it face to face, so I
did it through radio and I wrote about it in
the book and everything like that, and so it it's
things like that you can kind of connect to dodge
and see well, things that maybe weren't that great then
turned out to be great things for you today. Do you, Gandhi,

(01:33:22):
Do you have anything like that from your past that
you can identify with?

Speaker 7 (01:33:24):
Absolutely.

Speaker 8 (01:33:25):
I actually had a teacher when I was younger straight
say to me and then call my mother into the
office to also tell my mom that I was a
failure and a loser and I was never going to
amount to anything.

Speaker 5 (01:33:35):
Would so a teacher used the words failure and loser.

Speaker 7 (01:33:39):
Never gonna amount to anything?

Speaker 8 (01:33:41):
Yes, And to be fair to her a little bit,
I was a pain in the ass when I was
a kid.

Speaker 7 (01:33:46):
I think I didn't have enough to do.

Speaker 8 (01:33:49):
I got bored, so I would start acting like a
jerk in class. You act out for a reason, right,
So I would act like, you know, a little bit
rambunctious and she just absolutely hated me. But instead of
just leaving it there, let's figure out something else for
you to do, she decided to tell me that I
sucked and I was a loser. And then she called
my mom and told my mom the same thing. Mamma
Gandhi was not.

Speaker 7 (01:34:05):
Happy about that.

Speaker 5 (01:34:06):
I know. But so how did that experience as a
child scar you a little bit yet catapult you into
a life of success, because obviously you're very successful, thank you.

Speaker 8 (01:34:16):
It made me take a step back and think, what
am I doing that makes her think I'm such a
horrible person? What am I doing to her that's really
bothering her? Because I don't want to do that to somebody,
Like what kind of teacher gets that upset with a kid?

Speaker 7 (01:34:28):
Well that they say something like that, Well, I know, and.

Speaker 5 (01:34:30):
A teacher to be using the words like failure, a loser,
that really that she had a problem of some sort. Now.
Then later on in life, I was doing weekends at
a radio station and the program director, Bob Mackenzie, who
I wrote about I spelled his name out for you,
called me and fired me over the phone and said
I should probably leave radio because radio is nothing I

(01:34:50):
would ever succeed at doing.

Speaker 7 (01:34:52):
Oh how does he feel?

Speaker 5 (01:34:53):
Now? I don't know who cares.

Speaker 7 (01:34:54):
I had a program director say that to me.

Speaker 8 (01:34:56):
He called me into his office after I applied for
a job, and he said, and a quote, I'm sorry,
you were never going to get that job anyway. They're
looking for a rock star and you're just never going
to be one.

Speaker 5 (01:35:05):
By the way, this conversation is going somewhere, and I
think it will be relatable to almost everyone listening. I
was reading yesterday that Adam Sandler had an acting teacher
here in NYU who took him out for a beer
and gently told him he should quit because he would
never make it.

Speaker 7 (01:35:23):
Gently told him that, Yeah, he.

Speaker 5 (01:35:25):
Said, look, you know, Adam, you're not going to make it.

Speaker 7 (01:35:29):
Not acting teacher was wrong exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:35:32):
So what I'm trying to say here is, think back,
who told you you would not amount to anything?

Speaker 32 (01:35:39):
Right?

Speaker 8 (01:35:40):
And do you not think that those comments pushed you
just a little bit harder than some of the people
who are always clapping for you and always telling you're
doing a great job. Because you want to prove somebody wrong. Well, like,
now I'm going to work harder.

Speaker 5 (01:35:51):
Well, okay, keep in mind, yeah, you know, using those
to help propel you, that's a smart way to do it.
But there are so many people who are told they're
going to to nothing and they live with it.

Speaker 7 (01:36:02):
Right, they buy it, they buy it. It's not true.

Speaker 5 (01:36:04):
Don't buy it. No, not at all.

Speaker 7 (01:36:06):
Do what I do be fueled by vengeance. It really
takes you far.

Speaker 20 (01:36:09):
Well.

Speaker 5 (01:36:09):
Vengeance is kind of scary, Gandhi. But here's my point, though,
anyone who's listening right now, who is in high school
or younger or older, doesn't matter. And you feel as
if you are surrounded by people who really truly have
it freaking together more than you ever will. It's not true,
you know. And every time I have talked to high
school kids about how they're doing now, I always say,

(01:36:33):
whatever you're experiencing in this universe you're living in in
high school, that is all going to go away the
moment you graduate. Once you're out of high school and
you move on to college or wherever you're going after
high school, it's a whole new world, whole new set
of rules. And if you feel like you really were
a failure in high school, you're almost guaranteed some sort

(01:36:54):
of great success beyond.

Speaker 17 (01:36:55):
I agree, it's true.

Speaker 5 (01:36:58):
I have Ellen here, Hi, Ellen, what's going on?

Speaker 36 (01:37:01):
Hi guys, I'm worried, tod I.

Speaker 5 (01:37:02):
Oh, you know, I'm doing even better now that you're
on the phone. Because you teach high school, you know
exactly what we're talking.

Speaker 36 (01:37:07):
About, right, Yeah, So every day, you know, we have
kids that come in and you know, you see those
moments where a kid says or does something and you
realize that they kind of they've just changed the course
of their life and their path and where they're going.

Speaker 27 (01:37:22):
Yep.

Speaker 5 (01:37:24):
Wow. I mean, so look at your high school education, Ellen,
how are you in high school versus how are you
the moment you got out of high school? How did
your world get better?

Speaker 36 (01:37:34):
Everything came naturally to me in high school. I got
good grades, I got all these and then when we
go to college, suddenly I was getting c's, d's, I
was failing classes. And it took a while, but eventually
I put the panic on track and I realized, you know,
no one's going to help me anymore, so you know,
I need to help myself.

Speaker 5 (01:37:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 36 (01:37:51):
So it took me a little longer to graduate college,
but I did. I got my dochelor's, I be a teacher,
I got my master's. Ain't getting ready to go for
a second master And.

Speaker 5 (01:38:03):
Good for you. So, so your ditch happened, Uh, you
felled into your ditch in college, but then you pulled
yourself out and you realized no one could do it
but you. That's great, listen, Ellen, all these high school
students you deal with every day, always remind him, Hey,
there's a great life waiting for you. You got to believe me.
Just hang on right.

Speaker 36 (01:38:20):
Uh, yes, that's what I do. I actually I teach
in Queens. You know, some of our kids you just
feel like there's no ascuite for them. So every day
we just trying to help them find something.

Speaker 12 (01:38:28):
Well, what are you interested in?

Speaker 36 (01:38:29):
And you to where you want to be?

Speaker 5 (01:38:31):
I love you, Ellen, you know I have the thing
for teachers. I'm hot for teacher. Listen, Dellen, thank you
for listening to us. Have a great day.

Speaker 36 (01:38:38):
Okay, you too, thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:38:40):
There you go.

Speaker 7 (01:38:41):
I think it's really important too.

Speaker 8 (01:38:42):
It's great when people believe in you and they have
your back, but it's so much more important and difficult
to believe in yourself. And if you believe in yourself
a little bit, you're gonna end up finding the people
who do believe in you and have your back and
help you do the things that you want to do.

Speaker 5 (01:38:54):
There you go.

Speaker 4 (01:38:57):
What to day?

Speaker 5 (01:38:58):
What to day? Christmas is almost here.

Speaker 11 (01:39:09):
What's this going on here?

Speaker 17 (01:39:13):
Alf alfo, helf orgy helf, elfboy.

Speaker 18 (01:39:17):
It's an elf Orgie, dear care to join us?

Speaker 19 (01:39:22):

Speaker 20 (01:39:29):

Speaker 1 (01:39:32):
Elvister Ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (01:39:43):
Hi, I'm chaperone.

Speaker 5 (01:39:44):
Hey Smith.

Speaker 33 (01:39:46):
Hey, it's Katy Perry, wishing you a very merry Christmas.

Speaker 1 (01:39:49):
Elvister Ran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (01:39:53):
Uh, regifting? Can we talk about the concept of regifting?

Speaker 9 (01:39:56):
I love it.

Speaker 5 (01:39:57):
Gradually talking to Straight and Eight about this earlier. I
think regifting's fine. If someone gives you a great gift
and it's still maybe in the original wrapper, or maybe
it's still even like men condition, but you know it's
not for you, it's not for your life. Why would
you not regift it to someone who you know would
love it.

Speaker 9 (01:40:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 23 (01:40:13):
The key is not getting caught regifted. Get right when
I want to. For instance, I'm gonna hold something up.
We can't talk about it. I will never use this,
but I know a lot of people that probably will,
you know, So I'm like, all right, as long as
they don't know that I got it as a gift,
then I'm fine.

Speaker 6 (01:40:31):
And the problem is, don't forget who gifted it to
you and don't regift it to them, and.

Speaker 8 (01:40:37):
You have to regift it outside of the circle. Even
you can't even regift it inside the same circle, you'd
have to give it to someone else that you don't
hang out with and make sure that they don't post
it on social media, because then that you get out
of that way too.

Speaker 5 (01:40:49):
Yeah, I mean regifting. It's another way of saying recycling.

Speaker 7 (01:40:53):
All about it.

Speaker 8 (01:40:54):
And I would have no problem knowing that I got
something that was regifted. If I liked it, I wouldn't
care if somebody else doesn't like I love it, give
it to me.

Speaker 5 (01:41:01):
Great, there you go, So I don't feel so guilty
about what's going to happen with all of you this year.

Speaker 9 (01:41:09):
I sometimes when I when I'm in the process of
actually opening the gift, I know while I'm opening it, oh,
this is going to be a regifter. But I act
like I like it. I act like it's something that
I would need and that I'm going to use. But
in the back of my mind, that's going to be
a regift. Even like save the I even saved the
packaging and like the stuff on it, because I know
in my head I'm not keeping this.

Speaker 5 (01:41:30):
There you go and see.

Speaker 23 (01:41:33):
Yeah, the way I look at it is the person
that gave me the gift that I'm about to regift.
They just saved me a shopping trip for somebody else.
So in essence, it's a great gift.

Speaker 5 (01:41:43):
So we're in. We're done, so regifting and all in favor,
say all opposed, so carried.

Speaker 6 (01:41:51):
Please don't give me the clinic bonus though, that you
got for free, that I will not like.

Speaker 9 (01:41:56):
I'm still a gift, still a gift. And they thought
of you, No, Daniel, they thought of you. It's the
thought that counts. And it's a gift.

Speaker 18 (01:42:03):
It was free, you know.

Speaker 11 (01:42:07):
Hold on, someone's in here, Santa.

Speaker 22 (01:42:09):

Speaker 25 (01:42:11):
Sanna ate lots of cookies and sometimes that makes diarrhea.

Speaker 1 (01:42:16):
Merry Christmas. The Hall from Elvis Durrant in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (01:42:23):
All right, we're done, we're out of time. We'll see
you next time, so make sure you're here with us
until then. Say peace out of everybody, Peace, set out
of my body.

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