FULL SHOW: The Day We Get Personal

Today, we’re uncovering jobs that see you naked, debating zodiac signs causing “man problems,” and crowning the most manly man on the show. Plus, we play the Broadway Musical Game, hear from a bikini contest winner, and dive into New York quirks, forbidden love, and Skeery’s on-air workouts!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Radio radio radio.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
This is Elvis Duran in the morning show. Anytime, it's
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show. Wake up in Robodicus.
Here we go els what els on the radio? Yeah,

(00:26):
So Nate has to go to the dermatologist today, and
everyone should go once a year. You need to get
a check out. You never know what's on on your
body that could be killing you literally, you know, you know,
it's it's good to get it checked out. And then
when you get a good, clean bill of health, you're like, Okay, good,
I didn't destroy my skin this year. But he has
to be totally naked, exposed to the world right in

(00:47):
front of your doctor. Good. They need to see every
square interview and they look at you with a magnifying glass. Really, yeah,
they want to see you if you have anything going on.
It's good. So it got us talking about, you know,
all the professions there where people have to see naked
people every day, multiple people every day naked. So I'm
assuming I must make the assumption that after a while

(01:08):
it's like it's another naked person, it just really is
nothing more than that. Like Leslie A nine eleven, for instance,
she's a paramedic. You see naked people all the time.
Good morning, Leslie. Thank you for being out there being
a paramedic and keeping people alive. We appreciate that.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Thank it's good to talk to you. I listen to
you guys every single day.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Well, thank you so much. Now, on average, how many
nude bodies do you see per day or per week? Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:33):
At least once a shift.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yeah, you have to rip the clothes off and turn
to a wound or something. I mean, what's the number
one reason you have to see people naked if you're
a paramedic.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
Well, it varies. Sometimes they die that way, Sometimes they
have injuries. Sometimes they have problems with accessories that they
can't get out.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Wait, let's back up. Oh so yeah, sometimes they put
things in places they shouldn't be putting them in those places, right, Yes,
so you can.

Speaker 5 (02:02):
To pull that up.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
It creates a suption, yes, sure, Yes, that's pretty embarrassing
when you walk in their house and they're like trying
to be discreet about it, but their pants are at
their ankles and they're just unable to get up because
they're stuck.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Yeah, sometimes you can't get them out anyway. So you
see naked people all the time. So before you were
a paramedic, you saw if you saw a nude body.
I'm assuming it was a different thing back then than
it is now because now it's your job now you
have to see them in Usually they're in a weird
state of.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Health, absolutely, and it's just like looking at someone's hand
or their face. It just becomes another body part.

Speaker 6 (02:38):
Oh wait, but come on, there's never been a time
where something was really weird or really big where you
were like, oh, come on, did you see that?

Speaker 7 (02:48):
You know?

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Yeah, actually there was a younger teenager that went to
the trauma day and when they were finished removing his
clothes it kind of sumped over his leg and hit
the table and need a sand.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
A lucky guy. Yeah, absolutely. You know. A friend of
mine is a mortician, and he said, they all, you know,
when they're having to take care of the body and
do the embalming whatever, everyone swile. They look at each
other and go, oh my god. A lot of people
are gonna cry at that feeling. Anyway. All right, but leslie,

(03:28):
you know what you do it for a living, So
the nude body to use like no big thing unless
it's that guy you're talking about exactly, all right, Leslie,
have a great day. Thanks for talking about nudity, and
we appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
I love you guys, you too, She said, it slumped
over his leg and made a sound when it hit
the table.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
God, what's that all about? Amanda is on like three now.
Amanda worked for a tanning salon, So you do spray
tands for men and women. So Amanda, I must assume
nudity to use. Just another day at the office, right.

Speaker 8 (04:02):
It's just another day at the office, right, I mean,
you've you've seen it all, so I'm sure people.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Are very, very very nervous about taking their clothes off
in front of you, some more than others, right, I
mean yeah, I.

Speaker 9 (04:18):
Just really try and make everybody feel comfortable, you know,
like it really is just another day for me. And
I feel like once you've seen one, you've seen.

Speaker 10 (04:27):
It all, you know.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Yeah, I'm with you.

Speaker 6 (04:29):
You guys agree, ye.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Yeah. See, we're we're doing what we do for a living.
We just don't really have nudity here, so we're kind
of jealous in a way, I guess. I don't know anyway,
So are people spray tanning their private parts? Are guys
doing that?

Speaker 3 (04:46):
They do here?

Speaker 9 (04:48):
We don't have a lot of them, but you know,
occasionally we have the special guys that come in.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Special guys, what do you mean special?

Speaker 9 (05:02):
Most of the time they're a little weird again special Okay,
I don't know. They have special requests for how they're
spray sands because you know, when when it is not yes, laugh,

(05:25):
when it's not hard, you know, what shrinks up and
you don't get all of the skin exposed, so they
need to.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
To stretch it out. Yeah, you have to stretch that, now,
do you do you do both sides?

Speaker 9 (05:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Do you think of these guys.

Speaker 9 (05:47):
Under a car? They just kind of have to like
lift it up and you got it?

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Okay? Yeah, Hey, Amanda, do you think some of these
guys come in and they just have their thing spray
tand because they just want you to.

Speaker 9 (06:01):
I don't know, there's literally no doubt in my mind
about that.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Well, God, God help them, please, if that's how you
get your jolly's. I just don't know if I want
mine Tand I mean I don't want to go. Hey,
look at my waiting, look at my browning, look at that.
I just don't know if it's my conversation. I want
to have with someone.

Speaker 9 (06:27):
They are very surprised when the cold solution hits their
package and all of their neighbors go north.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Yes exactly.

Speaker 6 (06:36):
I mean when when when you get a spry hand
it is it really is cold wherever it touches, You're like,
oh you do that a little jumping.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
By the way, do we all agree Amanda has walked
through this minefield. You you have done such a great
job and trying to describe this stuff. Amanda, you can
get the blue Ribbon of the day. Thanks for listening
to us, Amanda again. Good luck this weekend.

Speaker 9 (06:56):
Hey, thanks guys for being the best part of my morning.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Well, thank you for being the best part of our morning. Actually,
gotta be honest. Let's go talk to Ashley on line
twenty four. Ashley sees nudity works at a prison. So, Ashley,
in what different situations working in a prison do you
see nude people?

Speaker 11 (07:16):
Well, normally, when like people come in to visit, we
are just supposed to just pat them down to make
sure that they don't have anything extra. But a lot
of girls, when I a lot of girls, when I
ask them to like shake out their broth, they just
lift up their shirt and show me all I got right.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
At that point, I'm just like, I'm in prison. What
else do I have to lose? Right?

Speaker 11 (07:37):
I also, I also have one. I had one girl
when I told her, I'm like, go ahead, step in
the shakedown room. I gotta get this girl.

Speaker 12 (07:43):
I will.

Speaker 11 (07:43):
I'm pat her down, I'm gonna go check her and
then I'll come back. And I walk in the room
and she's completely naked, and I'm like, no, no, this
is just a pat shirt. It's like, I'm not getting
into you.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
She's like, you know what, I'm gonna removolved out, just
take it all off.

Speaker 11 (07:58):
I don't know pretty much. I was like, I don't
need to see all that.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
Well you did, Ashley. Thank you for working in the
penal system. I guess we could.

Speaker 6 (08:11):
Yeah, totally, no.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
Thanks for being on the front lines, Ashley. You stay safe, okay,
and thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 11 (08:18):
Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
And finally, Nicole line twenty three, Nicole, why are you laughing?

Speaker 6 (08:24):
Because I'm just thinking, Nate, when Dina does your spray
tand do you let her see your package?

Speaker 13 (08:30):
No?

Speaker 14 (08:31):
I kind of wear very revealing underwear, but I don't
let her see the pack.

Speaker 6 (08:34):
Okay, Hey, Nicole, how are you doing?

Speaker 2 (08:38):
Nicole is a massage therapist, and you know what, I love.
I love getting a great massage. I'm going to get
one in a couple of days. And you know, a
lot of my friends are so adamant against taking off
all their clothes and getting under the sheet, even though
there's a great chance you're not going to see everything,
or you might who cares, it's a massage, So Nicole,
you see naked people all the time.

Speaker 9 (08:59):
All the time, right every time, and it's always then
they just lay out on the table with the dog
hanging in the air.

Speaker 15 (09:06):
They didn't have to be get under the seat.

Speaker 6 (09:09):
Have you ever in the middle of the massage seen
the sheet rise like a ghost?

Speaker 10 (09:14):
All the time?

Speaker 16 (09:15):
Yeah? There.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
You know what, giving massages there are two things that
you get used to. It's guys that that get hard
and farts. They happen. Farts happen, erections happen. You just
you have to get over. Yeah, I know, Nicole, it's
like I can't, Like I remember when Alex started getting massages.
He's like, I gotta wear my underrest, take care underwear off, dude,

(09:43):
it's a massage. But people are they're very vain, right, Nicole.

Speaker 9 (09:47):
Very vain, Yes, very vain. I say, just take it
all off because I'm gonna work on your dairy are
also you gotta.

Speaker 6 (09:55):
Get it, gotta get back the best masines the butt muscles.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
Oh yeah, I know. Well, Nicole, you keep on doing
what you're doing. And thank you for listening to us.
Thank you so much. I love that you too.

Speaker 16 (10:08):
Elvis Duran, here he is in the Morning Show. That's
funny to me. It's funny. Well, do you have a
sense of humor? Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
If you are a huge Broadway show tune fan, you
really really need to know your music. You need to
know your lyrics. We're about to play finish the Broadway
Show tune lyrics. Okay, I know.

Speaker 17 (10:42):
Can they call you in as a pinch hitter if.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
They need you? I know some Broadway shows okay.

Speaker 18 (10:49):
Oh Clang Clan Klang with the Jolley Ding Ding Ding
with the Bear, Jean Jing Jing went my heartstrings from
the shoe is going to hell.

Speaker 19 (11:07):
Singing Judy Chug John Chuck when the motor Chuck bomb
momb bum.

Speaker 17 (11:13):
Went the bray do it bum mom bub went my
heartstrings When he smiled.

Speaker 16 (11:19):
I could feel the car.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
Shay, okay, let me bring it all down here, hounds and.

Speaker 16 (11:25):
Took a seat.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
He said he hoped he hadn't stepped.

Speaker 4 (11:28):
Up on the feet here?

Speaker 2 (11:30):
Who was listening to us?

Speaker 18 (11:31):
Here?

Speaker 2 (11:31):
What's that queen doing? Now?

Speaker 18 (11:33):
He's playing show tues sing it.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
When the buzzer singers, Mom bp went the.

Speaker 19 (11:42):
Wings, snop stop snun went my heartstrings as he startarted
to go.

Speaker 17 (11:48):
Then I start hearted the no how and.

Speaker 16 (11:52):
When the universe ray?

Speaker 2 (11:54):
I don't play this thing all day other people. That's honey,
all right. So if you know the lyrics to the
Broadway songs, you could win something big. Let's go talk
to John. John is obsessed with show tunes. Good morning John.

(12:15):
We've got a live one here, I can tell. Okay.
So John not only is he cool and loves show tunes,
he also works for doggy daycare. We love that You've
got three dogs in the car with you right now.

Speaker 13 (12:24):
I do, I do, I got juicy, be, I got banned,
and I got Gracey.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
Right JESSEV and Bandit and Gracey and John. What a
car full of fun, festive people all right now? John,
Why is it you know so much about show tunes.

Speaker 12 (12:39):
Let's just say I've had a little practice in my past.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
I'm yay, you have to have the I will tell
you I'm gay. I don't really know show tunes, and
I really can't cut hair either. You're gonna have to
give that card back. I can decorate your else, all right, John,
here we go. Okay, this is what do we What

(13:04):
is this all about? Straight mate? Straight nightey?

Speaker 14 (13:06):
Okay, Yeah, there's gonna be a big, fabulous, fabulous prize
if he gets a certain number of these?

Speaker 2 (13:13):
Correct? Are you ready for that? John?

Speaker 12 (13:14):
Alright?

Speaker 2 (13:15):
All right, So I'm gonna play the first part of
a lyric from a show tune and you have to
finish the lyric. Okay, all right, cool, Okay, let's see
how this works.

Speaker 20 (13:23):
Here we go, number one, Mama Mia.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
Okay, not only does John no lyric? We have to
stop him? It's all right, you got one? He got one.
Here we go. Oh, here's one of my favorite songs
of all times. So hold on, Yeah, all right, we

(14:04):
got a ringer. How about you? Okay, you got to.
Here we go, let's just sing it. Cal Pradalystico do
I'm a little You got three? John? You got three?
Here we go. Let's go for.

Speaker 13 (14:23):
Four twenty five thousand, the hundred Men twenty.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Five thousand and six Sons.

Speaker 13 (14:34):
Five hundred, twenty five thousand.

Speaker 21 (14:38):
Mom.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
Okay, all right, John, John Beyond the Shadow for Daughter
is gonna win this. But let's keep going.

Speaker 18 (14:46):
Can anybody say, is anybody.

Speaker 4 (14:49):
Waving waving back at me window?

Speaker 2 (14:57):
Can we keep him?

Speaker 20 (14:58):
Alvis?

Speaker 2 (14:59):
Can we keep him? Let's just keep moving? How about
this one? Then get your medication, don't forget from windsor Kine, and.

Speaker 22 (15:06):
The world's going to know your name.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
Your name, Alexander Hamilton, alex Alexander Hamilton. So far you
have six love this man and there's no going on here. No, No,
he's got Shazam. No, okay, let's go old school. I
do believe this is Rogers and Hammerstein. I don't know

(15:32):
is a music man Rogers. We'll find out how many
troublonemarade with corn.

Speaker 13 (15:45):
K Baby Shark is so big now it's just.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
It's okay, you got it right, Okay, let's move on.

Speaker 4 (16:03):
God Gravity, there you go.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
She's about to hit the money note. Yeah, Ji beats
going wild. He loved that note. Let's keep going, John,
when the.

Speaker 22 (16:23):
Come, Oh Lahoma, where the wind comes sweeping down Lahoma.

Speaker 5 (16:33):
Wave can shure smell sweets when the wind comes whipping
down the place, come sweeping down the.

Speaker 4 (16:44):
Plane home man, the weave and that.

Speaker 20 (16:47):
Beat shure smells sweet when the wind comes right behind.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
Very nice, very nice. All right, let's keep on going.
Here's one. I'm sure I was Gonnasion. I'm sure I
was in a version of that where everbody was, we
called it, Oklahomo need a massive.

Speaker 17 (17:09):
Awesome my lord.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Okay, here we go, let's keep going. Oklahoma. Is he
the best contestant we've ever had? Definitely? Okay, come on,
we got preted. Here we go.

Speaker 23 (17:18):
I'm going to wash that man man ride out of
my head.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
I'm going to water man ride on my head.

Speaker 13 (17:26):
I'm going to watch that man ride on my hand,
send him on his way.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
All right, let's keep going. Let's keep going. Now, hold on, happiness,
hold on now, it's getting it's getting down to the wire.

Speaker 12 (17:40):
If I were rich, where.

Speaker 13 (17:43):
Yeah, I got got there, got there, got there there?
Got there?

Speaker 2 (17:49):
Oh well, well, well, my favorite song from Fidder on
the Roof is do you Love Me? And then he
goes do I watch you? Hearing it? One more with
a special guest, it's just a nightly by.

Speaker 16 (18:17):
That Jay.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
That What do we have for John? Everything he did,
he did so good. We're getting in the whole. Hold on,
what do you have for John? I was gonna say
even better?

Speaker 24 (18:42):
A cruise for two on the Broadway cruise on Norwegian
cruise lines, gen mall you be singing it up with
Kristen Chadow, with Alan Coming and many other A Broadway fans,
my god, a Broadway show. It's an immersive Broadway vacation experience,
taking you on stage, backstage and making you a part
of every Look at that.

Speaker 20 (19:00):
What is this?

Speaker 2 (19:01):
This is the gayest cruise ever? Oh pretty much? Oh
my gosh, this is gonna be a lot of fun.
Thank you so much. That's amazing. Thank you, guys. I'm saying, well,
thank you and thanks for listening to us and making
her day fun. Hold on a second, I've got a
little song for you, John. All right, there's a bright

(19:21):
golden haze on the meadow. There's a bright gold haze
on the meadow. Here's my favorite line. The corn is
as high as an elephunz and it looks like are
you gonna sing it? Come on, John Tempo?

Speaker 6 (19:45):
Oh you know what.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
I've got a beauty everything. Let's go in my way,
all right, John, thanks for listening to us. Thank you guys.
You're amazing and I love listening to you every morning.
So much fun. Thank you so much. Hold one second
and there you go. Broadway Tunes, finish the lyrics.

Speaker 25 (20:17):
We need fifteen more minutes of Elvis duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
Good God, how'll we cram all these people in one room?

Speaker 25 (20:22):
The fifteen minute Morning Show podcast and extra fifteen minutes
of Elvis. Listen on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you
get your podcasts. Elvis Dauran in the Morning Show, Alice
dran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
Hello Sarah, good morning. Let me tell you. Let me
tell you why Sarah is so chipper. She won a
bikini competition this weekend. Good for you, congratulations. So where
did this go down? Sarah? Talk to me.

Speaker 15 (20:52):
So this shut down in a little place, a little
magical place called New Jersey. It was the OCB competition,
which is organization of a good bodybuilding.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
You're a bodybuilt fitness thing. Wow?

Speaker 15 (21:06):
I am?

Speaker 2 (21:07):
Yeah, yeah, I am. I mean so other people competed
and they were they were just as built as you.
Obviously not as but congratulations. Now, how do we see
you online? Sarah?

Speaker 15 (21:22):
I want to see Oh you can absolutely go see okay,
so here's what you can do. You can go to
my Instagram page.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
Okay, Well, what is it?

Speaker 15 (21:31):
And it is Sawie one two zero three, Sally?

Speaker 2 (21:35):
Hold on, hold on, Sala, hold on, Sarah? How do
you spell it?

Speaker 15 (21:40):
Asked as in Sarah A double as in when I
and then the numbers one two zero three one two.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
Sawie one two o three.

Speaker 17 (21:53):
Oh it's a private profile.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
Well, we can't look at you. Let me ask you
a question. Why do people have it profiles? And you
have to ask permission to? What do people?

Speaker 16 (22:03):
What do you?

Speaker 2 (22:03):
Why do you do that?

Speaker 15 (22:04):
Oh my god, I'm so sorry. I how do I
own my Now? I'm here trying to figure this out.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
We have time, Okay. So you won the bikini body
building competition first in debut first and open second in
novice second. Overall, you must be so excited today.

Speaker 9 (22:26):
Damn, I'm so excited.

Speaker 15 (22:28):
I'm so excited. And I lost sixty pounds to get there.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
Oh my god?

Speaker 12 (22:32):
What Yeah?

Speaker 15 (22:34):
So I just did you know? I was like six
of myself and I said, I've got to do something here.
So I enlisted the help of some friends at the gym.
My friend Amanda and Dollianna, who I work out with.
Worked out with them hardcore twice today for about three months.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
Wow.

Speaker 15 (22:52):
And then I hired a coach named Danielle. She was amazed.

Speaker 25 (22:55):
You're very welcome.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
So you lost not only did you lose sixty pounds
since September, but you put on muscle weight as well.
Congratulations too, that's so awesome. By the way, I have
little bumps on my arms. They're called muscles. Hey, Alex,
come here, I'll tell you. I've been working out almost
every day and I got out of the shower the
other day. Alex looked at me and said, oh my god,

(23:17):
you you have muscles on your arms. Yeah, you got
one going. I thought it was a mosquito bite.

Speaker 17 (23:28):
Is still thrown.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
I mean, I mean, I'm not Sarah. I'm not as
well built as you. But I'm on my way. I'm
gonna win that bikini competition next year.

Speaker 15 (23:35):
I'm telling you right now, did you find me?

Speaker 6 (23:38):
No, because you haven't.

Speaker 17 (23:39):
You have to. I found you. But your profile is private.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Yeah, you're turn off your privacy crap. Turn that all. Oh,
oh my gosh, she figures out how the sixty pounds
in a couple months. You're acting very erratic. Are you
on roids? You're on ROYD?

Speaker 15 (23:55):
You know what if I was, I would have won overall,
but I didn't.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
Thank you for going drug free and congratulations Sarah. That's
that's a great story. Good for you guys.

Speaker 15 (24:05):
And can I just say I'm a little bit I'm
like fangirl in hardcore. I've been listening to you guys
for about ten years and a few years back, I
got drunk in the city and I was on the
subway crying looking for Elvis Durant, asking every stranger.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
I knew Elan I.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
Have that effect on those bodybuilders. Well look, Sarah, Well,
thank you for listening. I hope you have a beautiful day. Congratulations.
You deserve to be very, very proud of yourself. Thanks
for listening.

Speaker 15 (24:37):
Thank you so much, guys.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
I appreciate you.

Speaker 9 (24:38):
Guys.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
God, yeah, we got a shirt for you. By the way.
By the way, we're going to give you a one
thousand dollars cash gift card. Oh my god, you can.
You can spend it anywhere anywhere you want. You you
will spend it on whatever you want.

Speaker 15 (24:54):
Okay, Oh my god, Elvis, thank you a thousand dollars,
thousand dollars, and you'll open up your Instagram so we
can get in.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
There and look at you.

Speaker 15 (25:04):
Yes, oh my god, I'm trying to find you.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
I'm hold on, she's nuts anyway, So you just want
a one thousand dollars cash gift card?

Speaker 26 (25:15):
There, Sarah, Elvis Duran, he just keeps opening his mouth
and in the Morning Show, Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
I think it's very important that we recognize a few
people on our show, maybe just one in particularly the
most madly. That's why it's not.

Speaker 16 (25:47):
Well.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
I think you and daniel are okay, okay, okay, It's
now time for mister Manly pageant. Now, through a series
of questions and comments between Danielle and Gandhi with all
the men of the Morning Show, we will we will
crown mister Manley. People. Mister Manley doesn't have to be

(26:13):
a man to say it. But all right, so who's
who are our contestants? Go ahead, Gandhi, You're in charge.

Speaker 23 (26:21):
I would say, Froggy, you Nate Scary. We should probably throw.

Speaker 17 (26:26):
Diamond in the mix. Because she's raised over there.

Speaker 23 (26:29):
I would say Danielle and myself, but we're we're we're living,
so we're gonna.

Speaker 17 (26:33):
Take ourselves out.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
Okay, Danielle like Scottie, but I don't we can hear him, No,
we can't hear him. Hey, Danielle, what are you looking for?
As far as the contestants go and the Mister Manley Pageant.

Speaker 6 (26:44):
I'm looking for the answer of these questions, honestly, and
I want you know there are certain questions, you know,
maybe about things you do every day, maybe some manscaping questions,
maybe some vulnerability questions.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
Yeah, yeah, I'll tell you what. You know what, if
you want to vote along as we go, you can
text your your pageant favorite at fifty five one hundred.
So well, we'll have the popular vote in the in
studio judge vote. All right, here we go. It's now
time for the Mister Manley Pageant. Take it away.

Speaker 23 (27:15):
I have one one quick question, since this is a pageant,
are we doing a bathing suit portion?

Speaker 17 (27:22):
Gentlemen?

Speaker 2 (27:24):
Sure?

Speaker 17 (27:24):
All right, shake those shirts off?

Speaker 11 (27:26):
Baby.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Oh you don't want to see what's going to mean yet.

Speaker 17 (27:29):
All right, all Danielle, you go first with your first okay.

Speaker 6 (27:32):
So first question, if you were stuck on the side
of the road, would you change the tire or do
you have to call someone to help you?

Speaker 2 (27:43):
May I answer that, yeah, yeah, I would call someone
to help me. But I do know how to change
a tire. But I'm a man of convenience.

Speaker 6 (27:51):
Oh okay, okay, okay, okay, man of convenience. Okay, Froggy,
I would change a tire.

Speaker 27 (27:58):
Okay, Scary, I would sit in my car patiently and
call BMW roadside assistance.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Okay, weird because you don'tdrive a BMW. That's kind of strange.

Speaker 14 (28:12):
Nathaniel, I would definitely change the tiring. In fact, I
would probably do it in record time.

Speaker 17 (28:17):
How about can we take away a point for conceitedness?

Speaker 7 (28:20):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (28:21):
Fuckiness curious who's going to come in second on this?

Speaker 16 (28:25):
Please?

Speaker 6 (28:26):
What about diamond is diamonds in here? Diamond diamonds?

Speaker 17 (28:29):
Didn't you hear? What would you do?

Speaker 16 (28:32):
No?

Speaker 6 (28:32):
I'm calling my.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
Dad, maybe your maybe your dad should win the mister man.

Speaker 17 (28:41):
All right, all right, So that round.

Speaker 23 (28:43):
Froggy got a point, Elvis got half a point, Nate
got negative two, Scary negative one, Diamond negative one.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
I guess for driving.

Speaker 20 (28:51):
No, that's no.

Speaker 6 (28:52):
You don't get what you're driving.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
Now. This isn't a mister a whole contest. Shut up.

Speaker 23 (28:59):
Okay, if you have a cold, how many days do
you call off work?

Speaker 17 (29:05):
Froggy, Well none.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
If you're capable of working from home, then you do
your job from home or you that's not really good.

Speaker 17 (29:12):
Men would say three or four days. So I don't
know about that. Bringing elvis It.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
Has to be a really really bad cold, but otherwise
I would be here.

Speaker 17 (29:22):
Okay, you're all saying you're here, Nate, Well.

Speaker 14 (29:24):
You don't want to get anybody else sick, so as
long as it takes until you're better. Wa Okay, is
going to manly answer though people around me?

Speaker 2 (29:37):
Okay, scary O hell zero, I never get sick.

Speaker 17 (29:41):
I know you will come in with and I fought
through COVID.

Speaker 6 (29:44):
I know because you spread it to all of us.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
Yeah you this is This is not mister super spread
or pageant taking a day off.

Speaker 17 (29:55):
I don't know if that's a good thing. Diamond.

Speaker 6 (29:58):
I'm gonna piggyback off of what Nate said.

Speaker 17 (30:02):
Well, no, I'm gonna wear a mask.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
How about that. I'm still gonna come in.

Speaker 17 (30:05):
Okay, there you go, okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
We love you did. Okay, then don't wear masks.

Speaker 23 (30:10):
My gosh, here you're just losing out here, man, you
are just losing here, Danielle, go for it, all right.

Speaker 17 (30:19):
We're at a bar. What do you order?

Speaker 2 (30:23):
Hmmm? I would I want to say a beer, because
that's what you're looking for the Many pageant. But I
usually order a martini, okay, Robby, Yeah, I definitely don't
win this one. What do you coke? Zero? O?

Speaker 6 (30:44):
Nate, Nate, what do you want?

Speaker 2 (30:45):
I actually have been doing bourbon on the rocks?

Speaker 17 (30:47):
Oh, he gets points.

Speaker 6 (30:50):
He gets points for that one.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
Wait a minute. He usually orders like a like a
grasshop He gets like milk transitioned.

Speaker 17 (30:58):
Okay, scary, come scary?

Speaker 27 (31:02):
So have I class azul episode of tequila on the rocks?

Speaker 2 (31:06):
One big rock? Please?

Speaker 6 (31:07):
Negative negative point negative?

Speaker 23 (31:10):
Just douchebag, diamond, diamond?

Speaker 6 (31:14):
What's your answer? Minus tequila?

Speaker 2 (31:16):
Soda, three limes, carcass out?

Speaker 6 (31:19):
Oh oh you went?

Speaker 16 (31:20):
You went?

Speaker 28 (31:21):
All right?

Speaker 23 (31:23):
No, she didn't drop a name brand and you know,
oh my goodness. All right, gentlemen, Okay, if if a
woman is not around, how long does it take you
to find something that's right?

Speaker 2 (31:37):
There oh, ellis immediately.

Speaker 23 (31:43):
Immediately Okay, okay, very nice, that's good, Scottie or Froggy,
I got a call and ask where it is.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
I'm gonna say immediately as well, is okay?

Speaker 6 (31:57):
Negative?

Speaker 17 (31:58):
Yes, scary.

Speaker 27 (31:59):
I live alone and so I basically have to find it.
Otherwise if I don't, I'm screwed.

Speaker 23 (32:06):
Okay, Diamond immediately immediately, of course, was your woman exactly
just saying the other day, Brandon was looking for scissors.

Speaker 17 (32:13):
Scissors. They were in front of his face, and he
was like, I don't know, man, I don't know where
they are.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
So wait a minute. So your logic is if we
fumble around for hours looking for it, then more and
more manly. Yes, of course, if you find I get
that up.

Speaker 6 (32:26):
It's a lady, Yeah, I got it all right ready.
If I was mad at you and you didn't know why,
what would you do?

Speaker 2 (32:35):
Oh? I would ask you why you're mad at me? Okay,
and then I would say, you know, I can't read
your mind.

Speaker 6 (32:47):
Okay, there you go.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
That's the manly thing.

Speaker 6 (32:52):
Froggy.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
I would wait for you to say things were fine,
and then I would just move one.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
Hit the music.

Speaker 14 (32:59):
He answer, that's the perfect that is scary.

Speaker 27 (33:07):
I would call and try and reason it out and
get to the bottom of the situation laugically.

Speaker 6 (33:10):
Whatever, okay, not manly, not diamond.

Speaker 17 (33:14):
Oh, I would just leave you alone. Okay, bye, points,
all right, all right, very manly? Do we cry? We
have some some more? All right?

Speaker 2 (33:25):
Two more?

Speaker 17 (33:25):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (33:26):
Okay.

Speaker 17 (33:27):
How big is your heart?

Speaker 2 (33:30):
Oh mm hmm? Elvis, how do you How do you
answer that?

Speaker 17 (33:36):
I don't know, that's up to you, mister man.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
I think I have a massive heart, as large as
the universe massive heart. How my heart is larger than
whatever the other answers are in the room? Mind's ten times?

Speaker 17 (33:49):
That is a manly answer, Elvis.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
All right, froggy, my heart on is about the six
to eight inches, depends on how things are going.

Speaker 6 (33:57):
That is such a guy answer, actually and points for.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
Him, Nate, mine's so big. It's part cow. How about
that one?

Speaker 17 (34:07):
It really is.

Speaker 6 (34:08):
It doesn't even sound right coming out of your mouth.

Speaker 17 (34:12):
Because he has a cow valve.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
Reconstructive.

Speaker 17 (34:16):
Scary.

Speaker 27 (34:16):
I've been told I'm endearing and loving and generous. I'm
right behind Elvis on that.

Speaker 17 (34:21):
So you're putting yourself in second place.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
I'm pretty much that that nobody says you have to
multiply by ten, and that's mine. Maybe I'm I got
half a heart, half as much as Elf and Diamond.

Speaker 17 (34:34):
She's heartless. I believe that, actually she is.

Speaker 6 (34:39):
All right, last question, how do you take your coffee?
Let's start with Nate.

Speaker 14 (34:43):
Oh boy, what color am I? I'm pretty pale. That's
the same color as my coffee. I like it nice
and creamy.

Speaker 17 (34:50):
He's not kidding.

Speaker 6 (34:52):
Okay, scary black, no sugar, okay, Elvis, just black and ice?
You have like ice?

Speaker 2 (35:00):
I like ice, you know sometimes on ice? Thereby does
this black?

Speaker 17 (35:02):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (35:03):
Uh a Froggy black with sugar okay, all right? And
Diamond hot skim milk, one sugar.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
Okay, you lost your man points.

Speaker 17 (35:16):
Diamond is no man at all? All right? Who do
you think was the winner here? Danielle for your hours.

Speaker 6 (35:22):
I honestly think Froggie gets this. Yes, but he makes
those man comments what a man would say.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
He does?

Speaker 23 (35:33):
Yeah, absolutely right, though if the ketchup was on the counter,
he'd call someone else to find it.

Speaker 6 (35:37):
That's it.

Speaker 17 (35:38):
Yeah, I think Froggy take this.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
Yeah, but isn't it manly for me to agree that
Froggy is the manliest.

Speaker 19 (35:44):
Of course, man in your own skin, very man, froggy.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
See that's what that's what a man would say. Everything
you do you can't help, and everything you do, even
if you try not to be manly, it makes you madly.
Without Guy, Danielle and Gandhia would never have been.

Speaker 20 (36:12):
Able to win this Project'll say, you.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
See only a man, A manly man would say, Little Ladies.

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Speaker 25 (36:43):
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Speaker 2 (36:50):
Okay, let's let's talk about let's abeat bartenders and let's
talk about waiters, waitresses, whatever service whatever. A lot of
restaurants and bars they have a rule there so you
cannot date the customers. Oh you know a lot of
them do they prefer you not? It could get messy,
you know whatever. I'm not saying they all do, but

(37:11):
a lot of the high end places, especially in hotels,
and this happened to us. I'll tell you that story
in a minute. I wonder if anyone listening who was
working behind the bar or waiting on tables was asked
out by a customer and they had a like, oh god,
you're a hot Yeah, as long as no one finds

(37:31):
out about it, let's go, and maybe they got caught whatever.
We were at a resort with a friend who was
sleeping with one of the people who worked at the resort.
Nice the guy who was serving us drinks and things
in our house. We didn't know till the end of
the trip. We didn't know until a year later. He

(37:56):
finally confessed this guy was sneaking into his room every
single time. I know. This is like the well I know,
but had had his bosses found out, they would have
canned him immediately. Yeah, because it could lead to you know,
a well, a messy situation or maybe a lawsuit. I
don't know. So I don't know. I'm wondering how many

(38:18):
people listening or in this in this type of business,
who Yeah, you're going behind everyone's backs and you're having
some fun with someone they don't want you to have
fun with.

Speaker 6 (38:28):
Yeah, I'm sure it happens a lot more than we
even know.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
Why do you have a crap eating grill on your face, Nate?
I'm just thinking because you is this where you're gonna
tell us a story about how when you used to
be a waiter used to get picked up the steakhouse?
Very different? All right? This is did you mess around
with some girls? Blue an onion? Gross the blue an

(38:52):
onion from outback? Because you go ahead, this is juicy.
I love stuff like this. This is great.

Speaker 23 (38:59):
I think it probably happens at vacations and anything that
has to do with vacations, like definitely cruise ships.

Speaker 17 (39:04):
They tell you that they're not supposed to, but you know.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
Some of the well, so you know, we we have
connections in the cruise ship industry. We're on a lot
of cruise ships. It's never been so many times like wow,
that'd be cool. Well A, I'm married, so I guess
it's not going to have him be I don't.

Speaker 6 (39:18):
Know, but I always think that. I always think, like,
you know, like the activities director or whatever, the cruise director.
Usually they're like a hot guy from England or a
hot lady from England. And then you have all these young,
good looking people on the cruise that get wasted, Like
you wonder, like, come on.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
There's got to be like a percentage of lines that cross.
Yeah for sure, right, I need to believe that.

Speaker 17 (39:39):
Yeah, yeah sure in my way doctor's offices.

Speaker 23 (39:43):
I wonder if that's a thing to never date a patient,
like maybe you're seeing this patient naked, not in a
great way, but you're seeing them and then or how.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
About dating a professor?

Speaker 6 (39:52):
Oh yeah, that's not good, is it. I'm reading a
book about that right now. You are what it's about.
He Well, they were dating first, and she didn't know
that he was a teacher, and he didn't know that
she was still in school, and they bump into each
other in the hallway and they're like, oh, now what
are we going to do? And they had to figure
it out. It's by Colleen Hoover. Thank you, okay, you

(40:12):
love I love Colleen Hoover.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
I don't know Froggy ever dated someone who drives the
van at the station asking just wondering, yeahs.

Speaker 17 (40:28):
That was before my time here.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
Oh yeah, Scotty, b oh my god, Scotty several listeners
and Scary did several listeners my entire twenties and thirties.
They did it in the bathroom, the ben'sroomer currently.

Speaker 6 (40:42):
Yeah, oh wow, okay, I'm married to a listener.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
I am too. He listened, Alex listened to me? How
many years before you even met him?

Speaker 6 (40:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (40:50):
Really, that's kind of scandalous, Scottie, It's okay. I don't
want you to drag him down there. Who is this? Hi? Corey?
How are you? Corey?

Speaker 6 (41:00):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Good morning, well, good morning, so well hello, tell us
your story. What happened? So?

Speaker 28 (41:06):
I worked at a small town bar. I met a guy.
He asked me out. It was a little bit secret.
He asked me out while I was working.

Speaker 8 (41:16):
We went on a d but we kept it a
little bit, you know, under wraps, just in case.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
Yeah, you don't want to get you you don't want
to flowing around the.

Speaker 16 (41:26):
Gossips scene, right exactly.

Speaker 28 (41:29):
And ten years later we're married and we have a baby.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
Now, had you admitted that you guys were dating each other,
would it have caused possibly a problem with management or
co workers? Maybe?

Speaker 8 (41:43):
Maybe maybe with management because they don't really like uh,
you know, they don't want the guys coming in and
then kind of watching the bartender who she talking to,
because that can look bad with other customers maybe, but
they weren't after they found out they really liked him,
So everything worked out in our favor.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
I like his text that just came through, Corey. This
text came through. I work at a resort. It was
hosting a wedding, two girls getting married, but one girl
hooked up with a male bartender the night before the wedding,
and the wedding was called called Corey. At least your
story turned out really cool. Congratulations to you.

Speaker 8 (42:23):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (42:24):
Thank you have a great day.

Speaker 6 (42:26):
Okay you go.

Speaker 17 (42:28):
Oh man, the story's are pouring in now.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
You should see. Do you see all the texts?

Speaker 17 (42:32):
Yes, seem yeah, the celebrities.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
I called room service number times for more sugar. Sugar
in air quotes, yes, Froggy.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
And what about when you live in an apartment community and
you start hanging out with the manager.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
You married or had a kid with him. You know
there's communities are assessed pool for that kind of stuff.
Of course, the bedroom's right there. Teaching the student thing
is rampant.

Speaker 27 (43:03):
My buddy, who shall remain nameless, I was a professor
in Arizona and he ended up dating and then marrying
a student, Okay, And he says that the grades were
always kept honest and clean and there was always a sense.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
Yeah right, yeah, of course we believe that. Hello Maureen,
what's going on?

Speaker 28 (43:21):
Hi?

Speaker 29 (43:21):
How are you we doing?

Speaker 2 (43:23):
Hold on? You married your college voice professor? Right? I
did how did this start out? By the way? I mean,
were you still taking his class? Or did this happened
after this happened after you'd already graduated that class.

Speaker 21 (43:36):
No, I was still very much a student of his.

Speaker 4 (43:39):
Uh.

Speaker 21 (43:40):
And he resisted and I still teach him about.

Speaker 16 (43:42):
It to this day.

Speaker 21 (43:43):
He resisted because he was like, I'm not crashing that boundary,
and you know, wanted nothing to do with it. And
what can I say? He's gonnat resist me?

Speaker 6 (43:51):
But how did you guys hit her around like not
getting caught? Like how do you do it?

Speaker 2 (43:56):
Well?

Speaker 21 (43:57):
We would do a lot of like we hung out
like as I mean.

Speaker 10 (44:00):
You know, it's college, so everyone's an adult.

Speaker 21 (44:02):
It's not like we're dealing with minors or anything. And
you know, like a group of us will go out
sometimes to dinner, and then it started getting you know,
just the two of us will go out and even
still he was denying that he had feelings for me,
even though it was incredibly obvious.

Speaker 9 (44:16):
And I just I don't know.

Speaker 21 (44:18):
I said to my best friend who also had him,
I said, I'm gonna marry him someday. She thought I
was totally insane, and I got it. I understood why,
but I was like, I'm not giving up them as
I know he's the one supposed to marry.

Speaker 9 (44:29):
And later we have three kids.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
Well, that's the thing, you know, it's why you're doing it.
That's when it's you know, maybe a j eggshells, a
little bit you're walking on, but you know, right, people
meet people in different ways, and sometimes it's in a
way where it's it's forbidden fruit. Anyway, Well, thank you
very much, Maureene. I appreciate Wait.

Speaker 17 (44:46):
Do you role play now?

Speaker 2 (44:47):
Go back to those dates? Call her back. Hello, Mike,
how you doing.

Speaker 12 (44:55):
I'm good.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
How you guys doing well? So you actually were hooking
up with a rich, older women with your career? Correct? Correct?

Speaker 12 (45:02):
Yes, I used to work on Park Avenue and a
lot of older, rich women in the building. They kind
of took a liking to me, and before you knew it,
I was with several of them. In the building.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
So you go up in the in the elevator. I mean,
did anyone ever see you doing that?

Speaker 16 (45:20):
No?

Speaker 12 (45:21):
So they had a service elevator where all.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
That's why they call it that.

Speaker 12 (45:25):
Now that that was my post and I got to
a guy very friendly with a lot of the building.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
Gosh, that is just a porno in the making. Well,
so you never got caught, never got in trouble.

Speaker 12 (45:39):
No, never almost got caught several times, but luckily never did.
Never got in trouble.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
That's the exciting part, almost getting caught. All right, Well,
thank you very much, Mike. Finally, let's go talk to Rachel. Hello, Rachel,
you actually got let go from your residency because you
were sleeping with someone or someone you were working with.

Speaker 7 (46:00):
Yeah, so I was a resident and it was very
much a great anatomy situation. There was a resident one
of the attendings actually that I developed a little crush on.
Turned out its mutual and yeah, we started seeing each
other kind of And the craziest saying, my best friend
was my co resident and she actually turned us in

(46:21):
and we Yeah, it didn't go over well. She luckily
did not get fired, but I did. And but it's
it's cool. We're married now, so I feel like, you know,
we still came.

Speaker 4 (46:33):
Out on top.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
Wow, that's how it happens sometimes one of them. Yeah,
but your friend turned you in?

Speaker 6 (46:39):
Are you still friends?

Speaker 16 (46:42):
Oh no?

Speaker 7 (46:43):
So there were a lot of theories about why that happened,
but the number one theory kind of was that.

Speaker 15 (46:48):
People think she may have had feelings for me actually,
as well as.

Speaker 7 (46:52):
Oh yeah, it's all very grave anatomy.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
Well, let's not rule that out. Absolutely. Yeah, let's just
put all offers on the table here. All right, Rachel,
thank you very much. I'm glad you're all happy. Now,
this is great, this is good news. So think about
who you're who's waiting on you today for lunch. Maybe
now it's time to say something in a non creepy
invasive way.

Speaker 23 (47:15):
Yeah, I'm gonna have to tune out and go through
all these text messages.

Speaker 17 (47:18):
Because these are juicy.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
What do you have that you love?

Speaker 13 (47:20):
Oh?

Speaker 23 (47:20):
Man, the ceo of a company, I'm dating, my best
friend's dad. Celebrities coming through. I married my patients on
cruise ships.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
A lot of cruise ship texts are coming really. Yeah,
apparently it's more banging than we know.

Speaker 16 (47:37):
It's Nicki Minati. This is Rihanna. Hey, this is Lady Gaga.
You're listening to the Elvis Duran and The Morning Show.

Speaker 25 (47:54):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phones
happened And.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
One of my favorite care in the world of phone
taps is Murray the Magnificent done by our own Dave Rody.
Eric is phone tapping his boss, Debbie. You see, Debbie
is in charge of the company holiday party for the
entire company. She's asked her assistant Eric to handle all
the entertainment because he has lots of connections. So Eric

(48:20):
thought it'd be great idea to hire the Magnificent Murray.
Since he's heard the Magnificent Murray on previous phone taps.
Thanks for our friend Brody. Brody's gonna call Debbie to
go over the magic tricks he's performing at their company
party as the world famous magician, the Magnificent Murray. Let's
listen in to today's phone deb Here we go.

Speaker 30 (48:40):
This is Debbie.

Speaker 3 (48:41):
Hi.

Speaker 31 (48:41):
Is this Debbie Lane? Yes, this is hi, Debbie. My
name is the Magnificent Murray. I'm a magician that Eric
hired your holiday party.

Speaker 28 (48:51):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
Good, good, listen well good news. The check cleared. I
didn't bounce, So that's that's good.

Speaker 31 (48:56):
Right.

Speaker 23 (48:56):
We're starting off on APR Fortune five hundred company.

Speaker 31 (49:00):
And so I have a bunch of tricks I wanted
to run by you. And this way you can pick
which one is your favorites.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
Oh okay, so what have you got? The first trick
we do is called magic mug. Okay, and I go,
all right, now it's time for magic mug. And I
wave my hand of this.

Speaker 31 (49:13):
It's about a forty eight ounce mug with a big handle,
and I filled up with eggnog. You know, tis the season,
uh huh okay, and I drink it down in about
three seconds flat. What I do is I go right,
and then I vomit all over the people in the
front row. I spit eggnog all of everybody.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
Okay, right, and then and then they have the.

Speaker 16 (49:32):
Ponchos, Right I really you did that?

Speaker 18 (49:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (49:34):
Yeah, it's great because it's aggnogged. Though well it's not
really vomit because it never really went down.

Speaker 16 (49:40):
But it's more like but no clothing.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
No no, I give.

Speaker 31 (49:44):
Them the no, no no, no, I say that would
be stupid. I give them the ponchos.

Speaker 30 (49:47):
But what's to say, You're not gonna, you know, up
chuck it on their face through their hair.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
Really don't like you.

Speaker 30 (49:53):
We don't need magic mug.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
All right, all right, well let me tell you about
you log. It's it's very easy.

Speaker 31 (49:58):
So I go over and I grab some food, and
I say, I'm going to magically transform this food. Okay,
So I take the food, I wave my magic wand
I eat it. I wave the wand over my belly,
and without removing my pants, I drop a big brown
U log right on the stage.

Speaker 30 (50:12):
I don't think that's very funny at all.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
Listen to you. And then I set it on fire.
I set on fire. You didn't let me get to
the part where I set on fire. Please please understand.

Speaker 23 (50:22):
This is a corporate party with the big wigs, from
everybody from the mailroom to the big wigs.

Speaker 30 (50:26):
Okay, we want everybody to have a great do you want.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
Do you want to have a memorable party? Then then
if you want a memorable.

Speaker 30 (50:32):
Party, it's a memorable and distasteful.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
Okay, whatever, that's one point to me.

Speaker 30 (50:36):
Listen, don't know that we need to on the risk
of effense.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
Tight Annie, Listen, to me, excuse me, I.

Speaker 30 (50:43):
Have hired you for a job. It was clear what
we were looking for, and I don't understand.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
Why what you were looking for was entertainment.

Speaker 30 (50:50):
I don't understand. It's like you're purposely trying to jeopardize you.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
Okay, this is not going to be fair. Okay, I
have a good eric. I want you to call it
out and go ahead.

Speaker 31 (51:00):
He did magnificent Murray call you how awesome is he?
And just whatever she says just played off like, no,
it sounds hilarious.

Speaker 13 (51:08):
Hello, Hey, did you get hear from a magnificent Marry?

Speaker 30 (51:13):
That guy is not doing the party. I don't know
where you found him. Do you know the kind of
tricks that he wants to present at the party.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
He's gonna vomit on people.

Speaker 30 (51:20):
I mean, what what makes you think that's appropriate?

Speaker 22 (51:23):
If he likes his crap on fire?

Speaker 2 (51:25):
Come on, like, that's great.

Speaker 6 (51:26):
You weren't to hire a magician, any DJ for a
corporate party, not party?

Speaker 30 (51:31):
What are you thinking?

Speaker 16 (51:33):
Can't gonna get me bored? That's gonna get your fired too.

Speaker 6 (51:37):
What is smoking?

Speaker 25 (51:38):
Man?

Speaker 30 (51:39):
We're just gonna have to go with the DJ. I
guess I don't know.

Speaker 17 (51:43):
Pardon.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
He is the DJ.

Speaker 20 (51:45):
He's he's a magician.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
He's a DJ.

Speaker 30 (51:47):
What do you mean he is the DJ? I told
you to hire two people.

Speaker 32 (51:50):
What do you mean he's the DJ too.

Speaker 20 (51:53):
No, he's a DJ.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
Oh my god, oh my god. We've got no entertainment.

Speaker 25 (51:58):
That means what do you because you cannot come to
the party.

Speaker 30 (52:03):
Oh, we cannot run the resk. But he's gonna do
something offensive.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
The guy who's gonna onstead Debbie.

Speaker 31 (52:10):
Actually, this is Dave Rody medals stre in the Morning Show,
and we're phone tapping you on the radio.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
I mean, I can come there if you want, but
it's not you just.

Speaker 13 (52:21):
Got boone tap Debbie.

Speaker 16 (52:25):
Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 27 (52:28):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates the.

Speaker 25 (52:32):
Elvis Oran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
Let me ask you guys a question. Is there anything
you're watching that you haven't shared with us or the
room because you just wanted to be yours?

Speaker 17 (52:44):
Oh, because I.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
Have something I've I've been watching. What is he Well,
I'm not going to tell you. Well, no, the part
of the conversation is what we do for a living
or if you if you're listening to us and you
hang out with your friends, you know, you share things
all the time. It's conversation, it's back and forth, banter
or whatever. There are some things in life that can
be just ours, Like it's mine. It's like I watched

(53:10):
this show because it's mine. Is it controversial? No? Not
at all? No, no, no, no, no, there's you don't read anything
into it. There's nothing I'm embarrassed about it. It's just sometimes
we don't have to always live a life that's an
open book. That's all I'm saying. What God did I
do that?

Speaker 23 (53:24):
Sometimes with like clothing, or if I have something cool
in my apartment and people keep asking like, oh, where'd
you get that?

Speaker 17 (53:29):
Where'd you get that?

Speaker 23 (53:30):
I'll be like, I don't know, just because I don't
want everyone to have its.

Speaker 3 (53:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
I used to say that it's scary. Would you get
that shirt? I don't know?

Speaker 6 (53:40):
Yeah, but you have to to some people because they'll
run right out and buy it.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
Why wouldn't you share, though, because I don't want you
to wear my shirt.

Speaker 17 (53:46):
It's mine.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
It's gonna no, it's gonna be on me.

Speaker 6 (53:49):
I have one friend though, that we buy the same
of everything, Like if she has it, I usually have
it either in a different color, or we share or
sometimes we buy a joint shirt, like we'll both like
to share, and I'll go, I'll buy it, and then
you borrow when you want it, and then she'll do
it the next time. So we do that with each other.

Speaker 2 (54:06):
What's up? Frog?

Speaker 1 (54:07):
I do that with dinner sometimes, So I'll be I'll
go to dinner with somebody and no, so what are
you ordering? I'll lie because I don't want them to
order what I'm going to order. What I'll say, oh,
because I because order something different, order what I'm gonna get.
So I'll just say, yeah, I'm gonna get this, and no.
So then when the when the when the server comes over,
I'm like, you go first, then they order and then boom,
my change my order.

Speaker 2 (54:26):
Why didn't you say that's what you were geting? Okay,
let's let's hold on. Let's let's dissect this. What is
wrong with us ordering the same thing? What is wrong?
I don't want you to order it because I ordered it.
Why does it matter what I'm ordering?

Speaker 1 (54:40):
No?

Speaker 2 (54:40):
No, no, why does what I'm ordering change your order?

Speaker 17 (54:43):
And I kind of don't want.

Speaker 6 (54:44):
You to order the same thing because I want to
taste what you have.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
Keep your fork out first of all. See that's my
point right there. But this is a thing where people
and I'm go, I think we're all maybe guilty of it.
At some point. It's like, well, I'm not going to
order that. If you're gonna order that, well why not?
If you both want it, why why don't you order
what you want? It may just so happen to be
the same thing. No, get what you want.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
I don't want you to know what I'm having, because
then I don't want it to reflect on what you're
going to order. And number two, like Danielle said, you're
not putting your COVID written fork into my food.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
No not.

Speaker 6 (55:17):
You just cut it and put it on my plate
first before we start eating, and we share that way.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
Okay, Okay, I'm sharing a side. Let's say no sharing aloud. Okay,
just for the sake of the conversation. If I say
I want a cheeseburger and I ordered a cheeseburger and
you originally wanted a cheeseburger, will you now change your
order because you don't want to order what I ordered?

Speaker 17 (55:33):
I wouldn't know why.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
I don't understand. This is the dubbest crap ever.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
I don't want you to know what I'm having, so
I do. There is that little bit of anxiety where
I want.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
To answer my question. If I order a cheeseburger and
you originally we're going to order one, will you then
still order a cheeseburger or will you order something different? No,
I'll find something else on the fly. Why can't we
enjoy bomas, enjoy what we originally wanted. I don't understand it.

Speaker 6 (55:58):
Tell me, isn't part of the conversation too? When you
sit down and you're looking through the menu, you all
go like, oh, what what are you thinking? What are
you going to order? Like it's part of the whole process.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
It can be Nah, okay, I'm not going to descer.
I'm going to give you the don't show your your
hand until you're order.

Speaker 21 (56:15):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
I don't understand why two people can't enjoy the same
dish at lunch. I don't understand that makes If you
think about it, it really makes no sense.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
You can, but I don't want you to do it
because I'm doing it. I don't want you to go, Oh,
it's just simple I'll order what you get. I don't
want you to do that. I want you to put
a little more effort into what we're eating.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
You you are weird on your as a child. But
but you're not getting my question. Though I'm not not
talking about copying you. Why would you not order cheeseburger
if that's what you your taste boys wanted, just because
I ordered already ordered one. I don't want to sit
there and eat the same thing I want to I
want to stop. Stop answer me. Want why do you

(57:01):
not want us to eat the same thing?

Speaker 1 (57:03):
Because I want us both to have a different culinary
experience at the restaurant, and I both eat the same thing,
or we might as well just eat off each other's plate.
We could have ordered one thing and share it. Oh no,
I want you order what you get. I'm ordering something
different and we'll be able to compare our two meals
and talk about how great they are separately.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
That is hogwash, scary. Do you think I'm crazy scary?
Or do you agree?

Speaker 27 (57:24):
I've noticed it with drinks though I don't know about
the food portion. But when you want to drinks, do
you ever have like somebody like, oh that sounds good?
I'll have that and everybody has the same cocktail. When
I think there should be diversity around the room, I
want food diversity.

Speaker 2 (57:40):
That's what I wanted the table. I want you to
have something different than what I have. Next drink, the
next round. I may want that. Why do you want
we all having the same? You have to agree. Isn't
it a little strange that you know I'm gonna you
go to the bartender. Don't let everyone know what I'm worry.
I know I want a Moscow mule, and don't let
anyone know. I don't want them to have it. I

(58:00):
want to do mine. I want to own the Moscow
mule in the bar right now. It makes no sense
to me.

Speaker 6 (58:06):
That's weird.

Speaker 23 (58:06):
We are being probably good mad just because it's ruins
the Instagram picture that he's gonna post if everyone has
the same drink.

Speaker 27 (58:13):
Because when you do the boomerang with the drink click,
you want all the different drinks coming together, all the colors.
You don't want somebody to change their order after they
made the order, and it's like, you know what, that
sounds good, I'm gonna switch my.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
Order to that. I don't get it. I don't get it.
Why don't we think about this way? Order what you want?

Speaker 1 (58:30):
I do, but in my mind I have two orders,
so in case you order something, I'm gonna order that,
I'll order the second.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
Fine, fine, do that, do that.

Speaker 6 (58:37):
You're not going to change his mind. So I don't
know why we're born.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
You're right, You're right. I'm trying to understand why. I'm yeah, yeah,
gandhi what froggy?

Speaker 23 (58:47):
So do you always insist on ordering last? Because what
if you order first?

Speaker 2 (58:51):
And what I won't order first?

Speaker 1 (58:53):
If you yep, if you ever go to if you ever,
if we if you ever noticed when we go to dinner,
I won't order first. I will always order last. And
I do it to sound like I'm being polite. I'm like, no, no,
you go ahead and order first. You order for I
don't want to be first.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
We got to move.

Speaker 6 (59:05):
Now we know it's because you're a jackass.

Speaker 2 (59:08):
You knew that anyways. So scary. I bet knowing scary,
I bet scary dies a little inside when we all
order the same thing.

Speaker 27 (59:13):
Oh my god, it kills me because I want to
see how well the chef or the restaurant prepars that
dish and that dish and that dish.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
I want to see them. You're not going to use
my taste budget your experiment.

Speaker 27 (59:26):
I just I like to see the versity of the table.
It's just a little thing that I have going on
in my head.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
You both have that thing going I know. But okay, fine,
but from now on, I'm going to order first. I
don't give a rant ask what you order. I don't.

Speaker 1 (59:39):
The only problem is when you go to dinner with Scary,
he orders one of everything on the menu, so there's
pretty much nothing.

Speaker 2 (59:44):
Left to order. That's only when I'm paying.

Speaker 6 (59:55):
I love how firstrated Elvis gets though, He's just like
what what? What a can we say about that?

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
I'm trying to get into the psychology of why don't
you think the restaurant makes fun of you? Like I
don't think they care. They don't care you look at
this table. They are the same thing, a bunch of asses. Okay,
we have a couple of calls lined up. Let's go
to line twenty and Sherry and then, oh my god, Emily,

(01:00:24):
we have to get you to your call, and I'm
gonna question you why you're saying such nice things. But first, Sherry, Sharry,
you agree with Froggy right, I do.

Speaker 11 (01:00:34):
I thought I was alone on this, but I have
to agree team Froggy.

Speaker 10 (01:00:37):
With this one.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
Why why can you not have the same thing someone
else is having?

Speaker 8 (01:00:43):
I don't.

Speaker 11 (01:00:43):
I kind of feel like it's everything. He's saying, like
there needs to be some difference on the table, and honestly,
if I don't like mine, you know there might be
a chance to try something different. Hell no, I also
if for ordering, I'll say no, no, no, it's cool you
go first. I'm still trying to figure it out.

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
Yes, I do. All right, Okay, so I'm going to
go ahead and be open minded and say there are
those who order like that and those who doped. I'm
one who doesn't. You are the one that does. We
can still enjoy our dinner. I'm gonna order first, though,
and you know what, you may have wanted that cheeseburger,
but now you're not going to get to enjoy cheeseburger
because I ordered one and it's mine. I own the

(01:01:26):
cheeseburger category at the table. No one else can you
come in my lane?

Speaker 6 (01:01:29):
Next time we all go out with Froggy, not one
of us is going to open our mouths until he orders.

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
I'm going to have a long night at that table him.

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
Hello, thank you, Sherry, good luck ordering next time, have
a birthday. And final in line twenty four's Emily, let's
switch gears here. Hello Emily, Hi guys, good morning, well,
good morning. I'm so sorry you had to sit on
hold during all that crap, but that's all right. I
want we saw your text and we wanted to get
you on the air because we want to see how
you're doing. I know that you're on your way to

(01:02:00):
pick up your husband at the hospital today. Obviously he's alive.

Speaker 10 (01:02:08):
Yeah, he's doing well, but it has just been the
week from hell. He he had a major bowel obstruction. Unfortunately.
Sorry you're eating breakfast. And my while that was all happening,
my daughter also broke her arm.

Speaker 11 (01:02:23):
Oh god.

Speaker 10 (01:02:24):
So it's just it's been a week and you guys
have kept me laughing and I just I really really
appreciate it, you know what.

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
And your daughter broke her leg you said, or arm.

Speaker 10 (01:02:33):
She broke her arm into places she was racing with
her cousins and she lost, so she fell. And I
got a call from my mother in law when I
was sitting in the hospital with my husband, telling me
that she was on her way to the emergency room
with her.

Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
Yeah, at any point, at any point, did you look
up in this guy and go, hello, why are you
doing this to me? Right now? You know you're okay?

Speaker 11 (01:02:57):
Yeah, kind kind of. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:02:59):
We my husband and I we met when we were
in the hospital, actually when we were four years old,
so I knew it was I was signing up for
when when I married him. So we're used to it.
But it doesn't get any easier.

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
Well, look, you know everyone's going through their thing right now.
You know everyone's going through and you definitely are going
through a thing or two this week. I hope that
you can find a moment to find a corner in
the house to take a deep breath and just take
care of yourself and just have some quiet and just
relax and just and congratulations, you got through another day.

(01:03:32):
It's like that's what we are. It's like now we're celebrating, Oh,
we got through another hour in life. Yeah. Yes, I
hope you have a much better time ahead. And God
bless you and your family. Thank you for listening to us,
and I hope that we can take your mind off
that every once in a while.

Speaker 11 (01:03:47):
Love you, Emily, thanks, thank you, love you guys.

Speaker 10 (01:03:50):
Have a great day, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
Thank you.

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Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
It's about to get kind of real in here.

Speaker 17 (01:04:15):
I don't think I've ever been more excited.

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
Okay, well, okay, So we have guests in the room.
My trainer Charles is here. Hi, Charles, Hello, how you doing.
I'm doing great, We're all doing great.

Speaker 29 (01:04:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
And our friend Aaron, who also as a trainer with Charles,
is here, Hi, Erin, Hello, welcome to our show. Thank
you for having met his shirt. You've got your shirt.
You know, if I had a chest like that, I
would never wear a shirt same I would if I
took off my shirt now, I would clear this room.
So anyway, I'm glad you guys are here. They wanted
to just to stop by and say hi, check up

(01:04:47):
on us whatever. They're on the way to the gym
and I have a full day, a full roster of
clients working out. Let's see, Charles, how many do you
have today? Hmm one, and it's that sounds about right.
But Aaron, it works a lot, right, Yes, you're much
more successful than Charles. No about he does very well.

(01:05:11):
We thought it'd be kind of funny for Scary who
is just anti workout to maybe maybe you do a
few a few exercises, maybe exercises you guys can teach
him to do in his living room. Okay, yeah, all right,
you know, just simple, simple things, Scary, what are your thoughts?

Speaker 27 (01:05:30):
Well, the living room is a good place for me
to start because no one's watching me or judging me, right, okay, okay,
and I have had some workout sessions in the past
at a full gym and all that equipment is extremely
intimidating to me. I mean, in fact, I'm out of
my comfort zone right now. I'm just standing in front
of trainers. Well he's standing in well with all the

(01:05:50):
people around and all the equipment. So then someone said
to me, you know what, you don't even even need
all that big crazy equipment. Resistance training is where it's at.
That stuff is all from Mark getting purposes right, No,
it actually does.

Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
It actually does.

Speaker 27 (01:06:07):
Okay, Well, anyway, they say that you're using your own
body weight and doing your own exercises, calisthetics whatever you
call them, and and things you can have resist you
can resistance train yourself into a better body.

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
Is that true? Yes? Okay, all right, all right, all right,
So I mean these dude guys jacked right, well, yeah, yeah,
they're okay, they're trainers. I mean, you know, they train
a lot. I mean when they're not training us, they're
training themselves. It's kind of a homoerotic thing. They're standing
around each other, like spotting each other. I'm like, god,
dirty old on my day off, I'm training you are

(01:06:43):
When they eat chicken stuff like.

Speaker 6 (01:06:44):
That, yeah, they don't eat like well, they don't need
those jalapeno poppers.

Speaker 17 (01:06:48):
Is that the most important thing? They always say, you
can't out train a bad diet.

Speaker 2 (01:06:52):
That's correct in trouble. Then we're all in trouble.

Speaker 6 (01:06:56):
Yeah, forget it then, all.

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
Right, so let's just get him going scary.

Speaker 17 (01:06:59):
I think you can do.

Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
You know what, I have been told that I'm I'm
pretty limber. From my stature. I don't. Yeah, I have
a bit of a gut, but I actually can move.

Speaker 27 (01:07:12):
And you have those big calves, they're very they're they're
very muscular.

Speaker 6 (01:07:17):
Do they know about your like your dieting that you
do no.

Speaker 27 (01:07:20):
In the beginning of every year, for sixty five days,
I go on this crazy diet where I just eat protein,
vegetables and fruit, no sugar, no carbs, no alcohol, no
no milking, dairy, nothing, and on average lose I lose
thirty pounds every January.

Speaker 2 (01:07:35):
Okay, we call him first quarter scary, but like the
last rest three quarters of the year, he just bloats up.

Speaker 6 (01:07:40):
Puts it back on instead of going And we keep
saying to him, maybe if you just did a little
bit or you went to the gym, you could, you know,
maybe at least keep some of it off and you're
not starting from like round zero, And he.

Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
Just is that unhealthy to do that?

Speaker 31 (01:07:55):
I would say, maybe it's a little too intense because
you can't maintain it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
Yeah, well it's it's a detop.

Speaker 27 (01:08:00):
So you lose the thirty and I spend the rest
of the year gaining it back.

Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
Then he spends the rest of your putting on forty.

Speaker 6 (01:08:09):
Didn't you say that it gets harder every year to
lose this same amount of weight As.

Speaker 27 (01:08:14):
You get older, the metabolism slows and it's get it's
harder to achieve those those highs that you did in
years one and two.

Speaker 2 (01:08:21):
It's now you're seven of me doing this. All right, Well,
let's see what you want. Do you want to just
plank for a minute or two? Or okay? Could you?
Could you refresh my memory? How to plank?

Speaker 3 (01:08:30):
Here?

Speaker 2 (01:08:31):
Come over here? Where he's a nice and where do
you where do you want the camera? Our friends Charles
and Aaron are here, okay, and we already told him
about Okay, he's setting scary up with a plank. Okay,
all right, then from here, I think you're gonna get this.

Speaker 7 (01:08:50):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
Okay, how's that? That's very good?

Speaker 21 (01:08:55):
A little bit?

Speaker 2 (01:08:57):
So what do you think that Charles is? You're looking Okay,
you're to a microphone. He looks like he looks like
a stud. Okay, all right, now are you timing this?
How long is he on this point? We're gonna start
timing now. Now how's he doing? He's not breathing? Okay, hey,

(01:09:27):
question should he be breathing?

Speaker 11 (01:09:34):
Scary?

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
Scary? You're holding your breath? I think was?

Speaker 32 (01:09:37):
I think I was? But I did that inadvertently. Okay,
I have to concentrate on the plank. So I can't really,
I don't have time to think.

Speaker 2 (01:09:48):
About breathing, Okay, Gandhi. The importance of oxygen in the
brain is.

Speaker 17 (01:09:54):
I think it's pretty high. Breath through it?

Speaker 2 (01:09:59):
You think?

Speaker 28 (01:10:00):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:10:01):
What now? What about some lunging things? What are those
things I do that I hate? The You don't like
the split squad? Split squad? Scary should do some split squad.
You gotta stand up, are you? Okay?

Speaker 6 (01:10:11):
I know that Scary is very strong because when he
throws me into a wall because something goes wrong at
the radio station.

Speaker 17 (01:10:17):
Yeah, he's always very strong.

Speaker 2 (01:10:18):
But he does he's got some sort of theft. Okay,
so face face the camera. All right, here we go.

Speaker 13 (01:10:26):
You're gonna place your left foot in front of your
right a split stance like this, roughly hip with apart?

Speaker 2 (01:10:34):
Do you need to go further out? You're listening to
live covers? Are Scary doing exercises? If you're just turning
us on? It's a very very amazing day here at
the show.

Speaker 6 (01:10:48):
That's nice.

Speaker 2 (01:10:49):
Wait wait, I never get to hold your hand. Okay,
keeping his arms tight.

Speaker 20 (01:11:02):
Let down and.

Speaker 6 (01:11:10):
He's making are just prices.

Speaker 2 (01:11:13):
Left heel, left heel? Yes, yeah, Okay, okay, he's done
to you don't get to breathe balance straight down. Okay,
like this, we're.

Speaker 6 (01:11:35):
Not going to be able to get out of bed
tomorrow morning.

Speaker 2 (01:11:38):
You need to. But you need to do the other
side too, otherwise he's gonna be even You have to
to split squat. Yeah, you need to even out with
the other side.

Speaker 27 (01:11:47):
To So try to have both hips facing forward, so
both to facing the camera.

Speaker 2 (01:11:51):
Right foot is weaker than my left though. That's the
whole point of know we're people are saying we're making
we're making fun of scary. We're not making fun of scary.
We're having fun people.

Speaker 12 (01:12:07):
You know what.

Speaker 6 (01:12:08):
You know, Wow, that's gonna hurt tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
I could be honest with you. The soreness I feel
the next day, I like it. Yeah, it makes me
feel like I did something.

Speaker 17 (01:12:23):
I have a question.

Speaker 6 (01:12:25):
Have you ever gotten a scary type of a person
in and they actually have completed their journey and at
the end they're like ripped and they're in the best
health of their life.

Speaker 1 (01:12:34):
Absolutely?

Speaker 6 (01:12:34):
How long does it usually.

Speaker 2 (01:12:35):
Take, depending on the frequency, how many times they're coming
in a week three to six.

Speaker 31 (01:12:41):
Months and have dedicated there, how many times a week
and how many poppers.

Speaker 16 (01:12:52):
That's weird, Elvis, you're in in the morning.

Speaker 2 (01:12:54):
Shows up, you push up, go for it. You can
do a push ups, right, scary, you can do that
to a few. Alright, all right, here we go. Okay, yeah,
drive through the heel. Look at that. I love it.
I love that he's doing this well. It does just

(01:13:14):
what I did. That that counts absolutely, that's not I
don't think that's not a push up.

Speaker 6 (01:13:22):
Why don't you let him go in his start?

Speaker 2 (01:13:26):
That was not good, not great? You know. Okay, but
but don't be like I'm a sit up. Don't okay,
let's try it up, crunch, Let's try sit ups, but
keep him. Don't be discouraged, scary, get up. Don't be discouraged.
I get discouraged all the time. Yeah, how do we
do this up?

Speaker 17 (01:13:46):
It's not great? That gives you lots of room to improve.
That's not bad.

Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
Yeah, do I get a pillow? Pillow? Did you bring
my pillow with you? Scary? You're doing great? You're scary,
you're doing great?

Speaker 1 (01:13:57):
Savage, yes the word, but tuck your chair, hantle.

Speaker 2 (01:14:06):
I love that he's worried. He's working out with scarce.

Speaker 12 (01:14:10):
There we go.

Speaker 2 (01:14:11):
That's a sit up. That's good. Scary, that's awesome. You're
a beast. You scary is looking so saw? That was awesome.
We got one more for him. Okay, hold on, what

(01:14:31):
do you have left for him? We're gonna give him
an air squad? An air squad? What's an air squad?

Speaker 7 (01:14:36):
Do that?

Speaker 2 (01:14:36):
I know how to do that? The camera face to
kill absolutely. Here comes Charles to show the air squad
a little wider than shoulder with slightly. This is the one
where you stick your butt out. Yeah, keep keep okay,
don't let your knees buckle in. This is gonna be great.

Speaker 13 (01:14:54):
Your hands out and imagine you're sitting right into a chair.

Speaker 2 (01:14:58):
Oh right, that's easy. I okay, it looks easy. Do it.
You can do it. Scary, scary, you're doing great.

Speaker 31 (01:15:06):
You're doing great, nice and easy.

Speaker 2 (01:15:09):
And your but to go way back? One beautiful? Two? Wow, savage,
you're doing great. But is this but farmers back? He's
We'll take it.

Speaker 18 (01:15:26):
That was great, Scary, scary.

Speaker 2 (01:15:31):
You gotta go to the gym. Come come to the
but don't come with me because I'll have too much fun.
That's awesome.

Speaker 27 (01:15:39):
I'm not gonna lie that was I didn't even do
a workout when I was intense.

Speaker 6 (01:15:44):
Tomorrow we're going to get a call he can't make
it in.

Speaker 2 (01:15:47):
That's awesome. That was fun. It was because there was
somebody there leading me. See. But if that's much great
to get a great trainer, like like Charles or Aaron.

Speaker 27 (01:15:56):
I mean, if I was to be self motivated about
it and someone just came in your regiment and wrote
stuff down.

Speaker 2 (01:16:01):
For me, I don't know if I'd go through with it.
So how many guys or how many men and women
do you train to agree with that? If they did,
they say to you, if I didn't come here to
the gym and have accountability through you, I never would
work out, because that's how I am. Most of my
clients pretty common. Yeah, because this one over here, he's like,
why doon't you just zoom me from your backyard and

(01:16:22):
we'll work out. I'm like, uh nah, why most clients? Yeah,
I don't know. I feel something on the left side
of my chest. What is it? That's your heart? It's
just kind of tight. Nate has had heart attacks. I

(01:16:42):
don't know. How's your left arm field. Do you have
a feeling of impending doom.

Speaker 23 (01:16:46):
Okay, oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:16:48):
It's fine. I like that. He's like, it's a little
it's a little tight.

Speaker 27 (01:16:57):
I feel like I haven't worked out some of these
muscles in a while. And then just finally waking up.
You know, it's like, whoa, hey, I'm being.

Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
Used so scared. I'll tell you. You know, because I went
all during pandemic without working out with Charles, and even
before pandemic, I worked out, but I wasn't like a beast,
and I got a little muscle tone, didn't lose a
lot of weight whatever. I felt like I was okay.
So I got back after two and a half years
of working out, and it took a little time, but
I feel like I'm moving forward. I mean I'm not
you know some adonnist. It's not the not the point.

(01:17:25):
But I mean, I'm getting stronger, but you're back in it.
You look phenomenal. Well, no, but I'm getting stronger. You
can tell absolutely. I show you that you're getting stronger,
and then you still tell me no.

Speaker 17 (01:17:36):
I know, he says it just like that.

Speaker 2 (01:17:38):
No, what I'll tell you these guys are good trainers.

Speaker 14 (01:17:41):
The reason I know is because you were doing positive
reinforcement to Scar, you're telling that's savage.

Speaker 2 (01:17:46):
Even though he did four setups which basically did two.

Speaker 14 (01:17:51):
Your positive reinforcement, I mean, and that's that's a sign
of a good trainer.

Speaker 2 (01:17:57):
I think.

Speaker 14 (01:17:57):
So even if you're not up to their level, they're
making you feel like you're maxing out your level.

Speaker 2 (01:18:02):
There you go. Well, thank you for coming and doing
this with our ski. Thank you very welcome. Thank you
for having us. Now we were just on Instagram Live.
But also we're gonna take photos and post them so
you can follow both Aaron and Charles on Instagram because
I mean, you got you put a lot of great
video out. You do great stuff. Charles used to want
to tell jokes and be funny, and he kept losing followers.

(01:18:23):
They were leaving about the thousands, this is true.

Speaker 7 (01:18:26):
And then and then I would put up what I
thought was a pretty good exercise.

Speaker 2 (01:18:30):
And I'd lose some more. One time I was working
out and he was videoing me, like, what are you doing?
I'm gonna post this so people can see how great
you're doing. I'm like, no, you won't. I do not
want to say no. No one wants to see me exercise,
and you get serious. That's the one time where you
get very serious. I'm like, we're gonna put this exercise up. No,
I don't like it. I don't like it. I'm just

(01:18:51):
happy I finally go to a gym and I leave
the locker room. You know what I'm saying. He likes,
he likes hanging out at the juice bar. I do.
I've been shots and espressos. We do we get down
at the juice bar. Well anyway, Okay, so thank you
guys for coming in and make sure when you see
this stuff on Instagram follow, Follow Aaron, Follow Charles, show
him support, Listen scary still breathing. That's good.

Speaker 27 (01:19:13):
By the way, these are the kind of guys that
you can see a tiki Monday in point pleasant.

Speaker 2 (01:19:17):
These are the dudes.

Speaker 27 (01:19:18):
It's accept your shirts would be often, you'd be well
oiled muscles.

Speaker 2 (01:19:23):
I feel like this is what I need to have it,
no oil.

Speaker 17 (01:19:26):
One question?

Speaker 2 (01:19:27):
Fifteen questions on.

Speaker 6 (01:19:28):
A cheat day?

Speaker 17 (01:19:29):
What do you go for?

Speaker 2 (01:19:32):
Burger King Whopper? Come on, Charles, what do you cheat with?

Speaker 31 (01:19:37):
I don't think you cheeseburger Deluxe, Ben and Jerry's Strawberry
Cheesecake pints and sometimes.

Speaker 2 (01:19:44):
Yeah and then me they're supposed to keep each other
in line. All guys, thank you for coming in. Scary
though scary is looking so swollen right now? You look swollen,
I'm swollen. You look good.

Speaker 16 (01:20:01):
You look great, Elvis Terran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:20:14):
Hey, I don't know why this keeps coming up, but
again I read something this morning about how a person
in a relationship can be considered toxic based on their
zodiac sign. Why is it's still I can't believe this
is still the thing? But I was reading. Of course
I read down to Leo.

Speaker 17 (01:20:30):
Me right instead, how toxic are you?

Speaker 2 (01:20:34):
Leo's are all about themselves, so you'll likely find a
lot of one sidedness should you ever date one. Leo's
narcissism stems from a deep seated self consciousness, so they me,
I require an intense amount of reassurance and validation for
my partner. And still Leo's are bombastic in their arrogance,
which is annoying. That's not me at all? Is it? Hello?

Speaker 12 (01:21:00):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:21:01):
So it starts out with Gemini Gemini men. It says
Gemini men are the most toxic of the zodiac signs
to date, and of course I'm married to one because
they just don't know what they want. As a result,
the behaviors they display in romantic relationships are often confusing, argumentative, manipulative,
and codependent. They vacillate between complete apathy and acting dangerously clinging.

(01:21:24):
Gemini's will often play devil's advocate, even if only to
incite an argument. Whoa okay?

Speaker 14 (01:21:30):
True?

Speaker 17 (01:21:31):
Oh really is that Alice?

Speaker 2 (01:21:34):
Yeah? Yes, a little bit? Give me another one, Give
me one.

Speaker 17 (01:21:39):
Guy?

Speaker 2 (01:21:40):
Okay, okay? Let me is a Brandon Taurus.

Speaker 17 (01:21:43):
He is a Taurus.

Speaker 2 (01:21:43):
Yes, Taurus men could be considered one of the most
stable signs to build a future with. They're generous, logical, determined,
and they know how to hustle. Don't let that fool you, though,
as Taurus men can still be one of the most
toxic signs to date. A Taurus sometimes puts money and
work above their relationship, ships, and interactions. This sign doesn't like conflict,
so they often they avoid, and they're dismissive when a

(01:22:06):
problem arises. Don't expect a Taris to be nurturing to
your emotional needs. With their stubborn nature, Tarises will rarely
apologize or admit wrongdoing. They're nearly impossible to level with
By the way. So they're basically saying all star signs
are toxic.

Speaker 17 (01:22:19):
Yeah, so everyone's terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:22:21):
They'll all give me another one. What does it say
about the Aquarius male? Is that you? That's me scary?
You are less so emotionally manipulative and more so emotionally unavailable.

Speaker 6 (01:22:33):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (01:22:37):
Aquarian, Oh my god, scary, This is you on a cracker.
Aquarian men bottle up their feelings and emotions, making it
difficult to get to the root of any problem. Aquarian
men can come off cold and unaffectionate in their romantic relationships,
so it can be hard to develop a deep and
meaningful connection with one. You know, I'm just say, you
know what I'm hearing here. Everything I'm reading about every

(01:22:57):
one of these star signs you could basically apply to
each and every one of us or the person we're with.
Of course, is this a mind screw? Then give me
another one.

Speaker 23 (01:23:06):
What about the Sagittarius man.

Speaker 2 (01:23:11):
Sagmen may seem chill, but that's because oftentimes they just
truly do not care. Sagittariuses are also loud mouthed. You
can always count on one to stir up trouble. Then
sit back and watch the world burn while they enjoy
the popcorn.

Speaker 6 (01:23:28):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:23:29):
They deny any accountability and the drama they fuel, even
acting surprise or unfazed by the events that transpire because
of them. It's a tough feat to get a Sagittarius
man to calm down or to commit yikes.

Speaker 17 (01:23:41):
Wow, these are great.

Speaker 23 (01:23:42):
I would love to hear about the toxic women at
some point too well.

Speaker 2 (01:23:45):
And you could probably apply this to men and women
everyone these under these signs. I don't know. Look, you
know I always say it doesn't take much digging to
find fault with me. I will be the first to
admit that I'm not about to say that I'm perfect
or good at anything when it comes to relationships and communication,

(01:24:06):
and you know me, I expect people to read my mind.
I expect you to know what I'm thinking. I expect
you to act accordingly. If you don't, I snap at
you and get mad. That's who I am. You know,
I don't know. I basically just describe me.

Speaker 6 (01:24:20):
I have a question, though, what's that? Why do they
say like certain signs don't mix with certain signs? Like
why is that such a like? I don't get that.

Speaker 2 (01:24:28):
I don't understand the science behind it. But apparently there
is some science behind it because of your star and
their star and what time you're.

Speaker 17 (01:24:34):
Born and I don't know, big deal in India.

Speaker 2 (01:24:38):
And in India, okay, talk about that then I'm gonna
go to producer Sam. What's going on in India? Nothing.

Speaker 23 (01:24:43):
Just when it comes to like matchmaking, your the house
of stars under which you were born is a huge deal.
I mean, they won't match certain people with other people
because they say, you guys are.

Speaker 17 (01:24:52):
Just not aligned.

Speaker 23 (01:24:53):
It's just not going to work out. So when you're
filling out like these profiles, they look for it. And
that is a really big deal.

Speaker 2 (01:24:59):
Well, I guess it just something to go on, something
to work on. Maybe, you know. Look, but I'm not. Look,
I'm reading all this stuff about geminis, about Alex. I'm
not gonna kick him out of my life because of
these these things are true. I love him, you know,
I'll deal with him as he deals with me. But
much less to deal with with me, if you think
about it. Cancer cancer put off a hard exterior, but

(01:25:23):
they tend to be emotional wrecks on the inside. Oh wow,
Dating one may seem sweet at first, as you'll be
one of the few. They'll be totally vulnerable around, but
the constant melodrama you'll endure will soon turn it bitter.
Cancers are expert emotional manipulators. They love throwing themselves pity parties,
and you'll be at the top of the guest list.

Speaker 17 (01:25:43):
Oh god, oh okay, I tell you what.

Speaker 2 (01:25:46):
Rather than reading down all of these uh, feel free
to this website bold dot com. It's b O l
d e dot com. Bold ay a b O L
d e dot com. Some check him out on your own.
What'd you say about?

Speaker 20 (01:26:01):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:26:01):
Nate? What are you saying about? What Gandhi saying? Nate? Nate? What? Nate?
What is your your sign? Because you're totally disconnected with Apricorn?
With an Aquarius cusp Oh didn't I read Capricorn? You
read Aquarius? Capricorn? Oh, let's see if this is Nate ready.
A Capricorn's attitude may not be the most toxic, but

(01:26:23):
it can rub people in a negative way. Caps are
judgmental pessimists, that is Nate. They're not afraid to point
out the worst in people and in situations that's you.
How many times do I have to tell you to
lighten up on people that true. I do that. I
do that to you a lot. Capricorn men are smart,
but they're no at all because of that. Who's more

(01:26:43):
of a no at all? It is? And they often
think they're better than others. Who's more than that than no?
Sometimes Nate's the kind of guy who always looks you
in the eye and says you know what your problem
is and tries to tell you what your problem is. Anyway,
we're all being judged. Sorry about that. Once again, it's
bold dot com, Bolde dot com. Nate's idea. If you

(01:27:04):
wanted to go with Gandhi's things to lift arrange marriages.
Who wants to talk about that? Call me down.

Speaker 23 (01:27:09):
Oh, I'm telling that's a big thing with the arranged marriages.
The House of Stars is a huge deal on Indian Matchmaker.
I think that that was part of the thing that
they touched on. They did a lot of really weird
things in that show, but it's a big deal.

Speaker 11 (01:27:22):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:27:22):
What to add to that point line three is Lee, Hey.

Speaker 3 (01:27:26):
Oh my god, good morning. Oh my god, I can't
believe I got through.

Speaker 29 (01:27:30):
I'm so excited.

Speaker 11 (01:27:31):
Good morning guy.

Speaker 2 (01:27:32):
Well, we love having you Lee talk about it. What
in this conversation is sparking a thought in.

Speaker 29 (01:27:37):
Your head because because I'm Chinese and Vietnamese and in
our culture, it's the same thing, like they look at
the Chinese zodiac to see what signs match with you,
and it's really interesting because they'll say, like, if you're
a tiger sign and if you're a snake, they really
don't get along at all, so they don't match them together.
So I can totally understand where Gandhi's coming from. And

(01:28:00):
so I'm about pre arranged marriages. My parents were arranged,
you know, back like thirty almost forty years ago. Actually
I just turned forty, so wow, it working out.

Speaker 2 (01:28:11):
But how did it work out for them?

Speaker 29 (01:28:13):
My parents still together, you know forty years later. I
just turned forty, so they're hitting maybe forty two right now,
so going strong.

Speaker 2 (01:28:21):
Still, Well, look, Lee and Gandhi, I'm not about to
say anything that goes against the beliefs of the Asian
culture when when it comes to star signs and pre
arranged marriages of this and that. At the same time,
to sit here and use the blanket philosophy saying if
you're Leo, you are this period. There's no way around it.
So you could be dismissing someone who's actually really great

(01:28:43):
for you because of what's written on a star sign
the description I don't know. I don't know, but it
is funny. You heard me reading those things, Lee, give
me what's your star sign?

Speaker 9 (01:28:54):
I'm a libra?

Speaker 2 (01:28:55):
Okay, did I read libra already? Okay? This is for
libra men, but I'm gonna see if it applies to you.
Last on the list is the Libra man. Libras usually
maintain pretty healthy relationships, and most of their negative characteristics
are non threatening. Libra men can be flirts due to
their friendly nature, which may drive you nuts if you're
easily irked by that kind of thing. Their flirtations are harmless, though,

(01:29:17):
since libras are also known to be extremely loyal to
their significant others, likely the biggest concern with dating a
libra is their loftiness. You should expect to make most
of the decisions in this So is it difficult for
you to make decisions in a relationship? Lee? Totally.

Speaker 29 (01:29:33):
I am indecisive beyond belief, so I need someone to
make that decision. But I don't say it's flirtatious.

Speaker 15 (01:29:38):
I just say I'm very friendly.

Speaker 2 (01:29:42):
Which is fine with me exactly what are your thoughts
in this gandhi where we're coming from.

Speaker 23 (01:29:51):
I totally get it, and I'm with you on all
of those things. And I also see where you're coming
from on the other side of it, saying, don't just
completely write somebody off because of a sign. However, when
the matchmakers get their little matchmaker hat on, there are
some big red flags and that's one of them.

Speaker 2 (01:30:07):
That's yeah, completely, And Producer Sam, what was your thought?

Speaker 33 (01:30:10):
Well, something that I've learned is compared to nature, not nurture,
and we know nature and nurture are really important. None
of them exist without the other as far as who
a person is. So the stars and your zodiac sign
is just supposed to be kind of related to your
nature because of when you were born.

Speaker 17 (01:30:26):
Having said that a sagittary is.

Speaker 33 (01:30:28):
Born in one family is going to be completely different
than if that same person was born in another family.
So it's not something that should be totally written off.
It's just a small insight as to why a person
might be rooted in a certain way or.

Speaker 2 (01:30:40):
An escape patch to get out of a relationship to
go yeah, hey, Lee, you have a beautiful day, and
thank you so much for listening. It's knowing. It's great
knowing that you're out there listening to us. Thank you
so much. Look, I'm not going to be able to
go down through all these stars signs. If you want
to read all all the main things about these star
signs it. I had a website called Bold dot com

(01:31:02):
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going to learn a loud it later. It's just heads Houston.
We're gonna say Houston because that's what we say. Okay, great.
So there's there's this, I guess a highway, right, the

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Van Wyke Expressway expressway. The family's name was van Wyck
back in the day, so they got us an expressway
named after them. But New Yorkers called it the van
Wick and so when our traffic people do traffic, they
say van Wyck, but it's it's van Wick. According to

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most people who drive on it.

Speaker 27 (01:32:25):
The name has been ruined for years. Yes, it's long
to say van Wick. It's improper. You're probably destroyed. But
who's who cares? At this point we say it van Wick.
The traffic reporter should say it van Wick because that's.

Speaker 2 (01:32:38):
How we know it.

Speaker 17 (01:32:39):
So it's the family's name.

Speaker 2 (01:32:41):
Do you think they're listening and caring about it? I
don't know. Maybe, Okay, okay. What about to Tappan z Bridge. Yeah,
but the town is called Tapan, is it not? It's Tapan?
Does it makes sense? But we say Tappan. Yeah, but
that's not correct. But it's now correct because we made

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it correct because that's just how we say it.

Speaker 17 (01:33:04):
So it should be the Topanzee Bridge. That's why they
changed it.

Speaker 2 (01:33:11):
I've never thought of it that way you know, the
Tepanzee Bridge.

Speaker 12 (01:33:16):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (01:33:17):
Well, so okay, So at what point have you changed
the name so much from it what it really is?
Where it's now a different name, it's pronounced differently. I mean,
at what point do you cross that line? Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:33:30):
Frog, So under this logic, basically, if you get it
wrong long enough, then wrong becomes.

Speaker 2 (01:33:35):
Right right exactly. I don't like that, like like the
flower at Christmas, don't get me started, exactly, the individual
where you are, oh you cross, you cross the border.
You're now in point set Land.

Speaker 6 (01:33:52):
So well, they spell things differently places like Sheldon in England,
there's certain words wiregle, that's not how you spell it.
These like that's how we spell it in England. I'm like,
that's how I grew up learning how to spell it.
I'm like, really, that's so weird. It's the same word
but spelled differently, you know exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:34:07):
So what do you do? I mean? Yeah, all right,
So people are complaining that our traffic person is saying
van Wyke, but they clearly have been calling it van
wick their entire life. So you know what I'm I'm
not saying anyone's right or wrong, but you know, history
is saying who's right and wrong? I guess I don't know.

Speaker 12 (01:34:24):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:34:26):
Uh, Nate, what do you think?

Speaker 14 (01:34:27):
Well, remember when I moved here and I said I'm
going to be living in Greenwich Village. We looked at him,
like you're Greenwich, but which spelled green Witch?

Speaker 17 (01:34:38):
Do they say Greenwich anywhere?

Speaker 2 (01:34:41):
I don't know, but that's how I said it when.

Speaker 6 (01:34:42):
I moved here, Greenwich Village exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:34:45):
The little boy friend Eerie didn't know how to say
Greenwich village. Hey, it just doesn't make sense to me.

Speaker 14 (01:34:49):
Like you go to England, like you were saying, and
like Worcestershire and all these Worcester it's not spelled.

Speaker 2 (01:34:55):
Like that at all.

Speaker 17 (01:34:57):
Right, Right in Boston it's Worcester, spelled Worcester. Yeah, it
was Worcester.

Speaker 2 (01:35:03):
Yeah, it's Worcester, yes, but it didn't look like Worcester.
It looks like Worcester, it does, all right, Well that's said,
well that said I look, you know, we don't run
our traffic department. It's down the hall somewhere. We don't
even know. Is it in the building. I don't even know,
Maybe not. I don't know where the traffic people are,
but they've been told to say van Wyck, but they

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probably agree with you. They should be saying van Wick.
So I don't know. We'll leave it at that. Like
like shinna Kock and a long island, it's more fun
to say shiny cock to be honest spelled. Yeah, well
it's it's sort of. But but we're talking about a very,
very old and famous Native American tribe, right, so we

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should we should call them what they want to be called. You,
I will tell you this. We were talking during one
of the songs about our first apartments, and I remember
my first apartment. It was a one bedroom, one bath,
but you had to go through the bedroom to get
to the bathroom. So if ever I had a guest over,
they had to walk through my bedroom. So I try
to keep it clean. A friend of mine had in
New York. They called it a cold water flat where

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the bathtub is in the kitchen. That was very That
was a very popular layout for a small apartment in
New York City, way way back in the day. Right then,
A few of you, a few of yous guys, as
they say, you had some funny first apartments, right, Oh, yeah, yeah,
my first apartment here in the city, six floor walk up.

Speaker 14 (01:36:32):
And I go in Greenwich, in Greenwich Village and I
go into the bathroom and I'm like, something's not right here.
And I sit on the toilet and I was like,
you remember that bit Chris Farley, fat guy in a
little coat. It was like that, but me sitting on
the toilet, the toilet was tiny. Turns out it's a
child's toilet.

Speaker 2 (01:36:49):
I didn't even know they made these things legal.

Speaker 14 (01:36:52):
Because the way the apartment was, the door couldn't open
unless it was a child's toilet.

Speaker 10 (01:36:58):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:37:01):
I mean, you had to aim really good with even
when you're sitting, Even when you're sitting, you have to
like make sure your your bull's eye a quarter of
a huge difference on that. Wow, it's Scott E. B.
What about when you moved to Iowa, didn't you have
a weird apartment? No, that apartment was okay.

Speaker 34 (01:37:18):
But when I moved to Sea Caucus, there was a
window on my bathroom door, a glass window. It was
clear glass into the bathroom and there was a hole
on the floor and there was an egg in the
hole and I couldn't reach it. So there was an
egg in the hole. For the entire time that I
lived there. What yeah, trap, Yeah, there was a hole
in the floor in the bathroom with an egg in it.

Speaker 2 (01:37:38):
I don't know. It was the strangest thing. How did
the egg get there? It was there when I moved in.
I don't know, but how did it get there? I'm
not sure does an egg appear? What came first? Your
apartment of the egg?

Speaker 6 (01:37:49):
Which I just had like weird landlords, like the one set.
It was a brother and sister and I'm you did.
I'm pretty sure they were sleeping together. Oh, because we
went downstairs and there was only one bed and I
was like, oh, this is really weird. And then she
would like I was dating Sheldon at the time, and

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she made up that she had a British boyfriend and
he was coming overseas the sister. And then, like I would,
I dropped the dustbuster on the floor. She came upstairs screaming,
accusing me of knocking nails into the wall and hanging things,
and she told me I had to ask permission to
have anyone sleep over in my apartment that I rented.

(01:38:31):
And then her brother came and said, you have to leave,
and I go, why my sister is jealous that I
give you guys too much attention, so we had to
move out. Yeah, it was a little strange, just a little.

Speaker 2 (01:38:42):
A little that's a lot strange, lot strange. Yeah, my
sister's jealous because I'm sleeping with her exactly. Yeah, she
doesn't want me thinking of anyone else but her, my sister.
Oo Scary. You know a funny, funny apartment story is
when Scary and egg Tea were roommates. All he did
was play tricks on me. That was hilarious. I mean,

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I don't know how why Scary did not murder him
in the night.

Speaker 27 (01:39:08):
He replaced the cream in the Oreo cookies with toothpaste.
He crazy glued my stress hues to the floor, and
my favorite of all time, he replaced he was unscrewed
my shower head and put bullyon cubes in there, screwed
it back and then I and I have a tendency
to go into the shower before testing the water.

Speaker 2 (01:39:26):
I turn on the water and for a chicken soup shower.

Speaker 17 (01:39:31):
Did you get a bowl in his boon?

Speaker 2 (01:39:33):
And that was just a tip of the iceberg. It
is genius, Yeah, it's genius. That's this happening to you
every day. Scary it walking. You would not believe what
he did. No, and I'm tell us we're dying to hear.
The toothpaste in the Oreo cookies is when my parents.

Speaker 6 (01:39:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:39:47):
Oh, and the over the water, the bucket of water,
over the over the doorway. Forget. The reason we brought
this up is there's actually a friend of a friend
who has a new apartment in Hell's Kitchen in Manhattan,
paying fourteen hundred a month. But the shower is in
the kitchen.

Speaker 17 (01:40:03):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 2 (01:40:04):
Yeah, absolutely, that's insane. There's a little closet with a
toilet that's separate, but if you want to take a shower,
it's in the kitchen. But it's fourteen hundred dollars for
an apartment in New York.

Speaker 23 (01:40:14):
I mean that is a steal it as long as
you're okay showering and cooking exactly well. At the same time,
my first apartment burned down.

Speaker 2 (01:40:24):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, tell that story. It's kind of
a sad story, it is.

Speaker 23 (01:40:28):
Yeah, the first apartment I ever had. Woke up one
night it smelled like barbecue.

Speaker 17 (01:40:33):
My dad was actually.

Speaker 23 (01:40:34):
Visiting me at the time, and I was like, oh,
what is that? And then the fire department was knocking
on the door, screaming, get out, everybody, get out. My
alarm didn't even go off. Turns out my neighbor killed
my other neighbor in an attempt to and then an
attempt to cover it up burnt the place down.

Speaker 6 (01:40:47):
Oh my good.

Speaker 17 (01:40:49):
Yeah, it was crazy. That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:40:53):
Seems a little odd.

Speaker 23 (01:40:55):
My dad and I were sitting in my car just
watching the building burn and you could see, you know,
the top floor kind of caved in.

Speaker 17 (01:41:00):
And he looked at me and he said, I just
need you to know the rest of your life is
not going to be like this. I appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (01:41:08):
Nate, do you have someone on the phone or something? Okay,
how about like a bird there for a second. I
know you do make wild life noises when you start
to say something. All right, Oh, there's Nate answering a question.

(01:41:32):
I'm sorry. Was that funny?

Speaker 25 (01:41:34):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:41:50):
So did you guys? Read about the guy from New
York went on a first date and afterwards, after the
first date, the guy he went out with asked him
to try on his read receipts for his texts. Of course,
that's that lets him know when you read their text, right, yeah,
which I thought was like, uh really that's extra creepy. No,
well see, even if I'm dating you for a year,

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if you asked me to turn on my read receipts,
I know. Why Why do you need to know if
I've read your text so.

Speaker 17 (01:42:20):
That they can get angry at you when you don't respond?

Speaker 12 (01:42:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 17 (01:42:22):
See how fast you respond? Are you paying attention to me?

Speaker 7 (01:42:25):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (01:42:25):
That's what that is. That's yeah, right, I want to
people who want to be able to see if you've
read their text and not respond. That's the thing I
so on online. It was like a huge firestorm.

Speaker 17 (01:42:36):
Yeah, because it's creepy.

Speaker 2 (01:42:38):
Well, some people were saying it's not creepy. They think
it's a great idea. No, I think after one date
it's not a good idea.

Speaker 16 (01:42:43):
It's not a good idea.

Speaker 17 (01:42:43):
Ever, why do you need to know?

Speaker 2 (01:42:45):
I mean, Danielle, you know what Gandhi does. She turns
on her read receipts so they know she read their text,
and then she purposefully does not get back to them.

Speaker 17 (01:42:52):
That is my response.

Speaker 6 (01:42:53):
I could see that.

Speaker 23 (01:42:54):
Yes, so I only use them to be passive aggressive,
and then also to let my sister know the same thing.

Speaker 17 (01:42:58):
I've read your text, I'm not writing back to you.

Speaker 1 (01:43:02):
Kind of puts you in control because then they know, like, hey,
she saw it, so I'll guess she'll get back to
him whenever she's ready.

Speaker 2 (01:43:07):
So gandhi, your sister is the only person who you
have read receipt on that's it.

Speaker 17 (01:43:11):
And then the people who I want to know, I'm
not writing back to them. Yes, that's it.

Speaker 2 (01:43:14):
Danielle. No, I don't have it on for Youah, I
don't turn mine on for anyway. How about you, Froggy.

Speaker 6 (01:43:19):
Nope, there's no need because a lot of times my
phone is not there for sometimes a couple of hours,
and people are.

Speaker 2 (01:43:27):
Well, you didn't see my text.

Speaker 6 (01:43:29):
You have a fitbit on your arm that tells you
I called I go, but I don't have the phone
around me and I can't.

Speaker 16 (01:43:33):
Sorry.

Speaker 23 (01:43:34):
And also I don't have to write back to you
right away. You're allowed to think and breathe and go
do something.

Speaker 2 (01:43:39):
Look, you know we're all glued to the phones. The
phones are in our faces, you know, so many hours
every day. I get that, and I understand it. Uh,
but I think we have totally lost touch with.

Speaker 22 (01:43:47):
How we are.

Speaker 2 (01:43:50):
We are roped to other people. Yeah, and you know,
if a text comes in, they expect you to text
back immediately, and if you don't, there's a problem, right
like it to come Shan, I must have with you. Basically,
what you're saying is, I'm I'm gonna have a conversation
with you right now, and you're gonna have a conversation
with me. It doesn't matter what you're doing, You're gonna
have a conversation with me because I want to have
one with you.

Speaker 12 (01:44:08):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:44:08):
I hate that and we have totally forgotten that. That's
what it's become. Yeah, Frogy, my dad is like that.
My dad is the biggest defender.

Speaker 1 (01:44:16):
He'll text me and when I'm with my parents, they
see I have my phone in my hand and I'm
answering people. So my dad will text me something and
if I don't answer him back in the first five minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:44:24):
You always got your phone in your hand. And when
you're with me, I know you're ignoring me, and I'm like, no, no,
I'm not ignoring you. I didn't see your text, Like
maybe I really truthfully did not say that I don't
have to answer. How about this one. I did see
your text, but I'm not really ready to have a
conversation with you right now. And you know, if you
put me in a place where I have to say
that to you. Sorry, I'm sorry if I've offended you.
But you know what solves that, it's your fault.

Speaker 17 (01:44:45):
What your read receipt. It says all of that.

Speaker 2 (01:44:47):
I read it.

Speaker 17 (01:44:47):
I'll get back to you when I want.

Speaker 2 (01:44:48):
So we're just in a text read receipts to show
what time I didn't give a crap.

Speaker 17 (01:44:52):
Exactly at one six I decided this wasn't important.

Speaker 2 (01:44:57):
It's true. Yeah, And if you see three dots doesn't
always it could mean I started to send you a
text and I decided not to calm down anyway, leave
me alone. You don't know another thing happened to me yesterday? Okay,
how can we're not texting? That's one thing. Here's another
one that doesn't involve phones. When you meet someone and
they look at you, they look at you and there
and go, hey, do you remember me?

Speaker 16 (01:45:17):
Oh? Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:45:19):
And I will now always say I don't even if
I do, because that's something you never say to someone. No,
you don't you remember me? No, I don't.

Speaker 23 (01:45:31):
If you have to ask, the answer is probably not,
because if I remembered you, I'd be like, oh, hey
you from wherever?

Speaker 6 (01:45:36):
Yeah, get mad when.

Speaker 21 (01:45:38):
You say no.

Speaker 6 (01:45:40):
But like you said, if I remembered you, you'd know.

Speaker 17 (01:45:42):
Someone did that to Danielle and I not long ago,
to me too.

Speaker 2 (01:45:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 23 (01:45:45):
And then she kept going because we kept being like, no,
She's like, on this date at this time, you don't remember.

Speaker 2 (01:45:51):
I'm like, look, you can ask me all you want
and it's okay, but I'm going to tell you the truth.
I don't know a lot of times I lie and
I go of cool, don't stop doing it. I'm telling
you another thing about getting older. If you don't, you
just don't care.

Speaker 21 (01:46:03):
You sell.

Speaker 6 (01:46:04):
Like Lisa Froggy's wife. She tells me one day, Danielle,
when you get to be a certain age, you're not
gonna give a crap.

Speaker 2 (01:46:09):
So my question is, why wait? Why wait until your
certain age?

Speaker 29 (01:46:12):
Do it?

Speaker 3 (01:46:12):
Now? Now?

Speaker 2 (01:46:13):
Live your life on your terms, by your rules. Doesn't
mean you're being mean.

Speaker 3 (01:46:17):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:46:18):
Yeah, but if someone comes up and says, hey, do
you remember me, I'm gonna tell you if I do. Yeah,
I met you Joe's party, and I'll give you as
much as I know.

Speaker 17 (01:46:26):
That's nice.

Speaker 2 (01:46:27):
But if I don't know, I'm gonna say no, I don't.

Speaker 23 (01:46:29):
I think it's also easy when they say, hey, you
remember me, to just be like, oh, hey, how are you?
Don't answer the question, yeah, keep rolling through it anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:46:38):
Look, I'm not trying to be a I'm not sure
with you. Just say in life, these little things happen.
Don't let them get to you. Just move on.

Speaker 17 (01:46:44):
Especially in our job, we meet so many people all
the time.

Speaker 6 (01:46:47):
It's nice.

Speaker 2 (01:46:48):
Anyone and everyone listening goes to the same thing.

Speaker 17 (01:46:50):
They don't remember my kids' names?

Speaker 2 (01:46:52):
Who are whoever they are?

Speaker 4 (01:46:55):
Oh no, we gotta go.

Speaker 16 (01:46:58):
Elvis Ter Wrenn in the Morning show.

Speaker 2 (01:47:03):
All right, we are done, but we're coming back. Don't
you worry until next time. Say peace out, everybody, peep everybody,